S3 E16: Bloody Tacos

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What happens when a Power Rangers outfit, a broken soda bottle, and a family vacation gone wrong converge in one episode? Brace yourself for an uproarious ride as we kick off with "ADHD After Dark," where technical mishaps and playful banter keep us on our toes. Murky's struggles with screenshots and Zeno's impulsive purchase of an expensive Power Rangers costume lead to uncontrollable laughter. And just when you think it can't get any crazier, a lunchtime disaster involving a bloody taco adds another layer of chaos to our day.

Next up, we untangle the messy web of "Dysfunctional Family Drama," detailing a vacation marred by misunderstandings over dietary restrictions and simmering family tensions. From my sister's inability to differentiate between vegetarian and vegan to my mother's emotional pleas for more quality time, we lay bare the frustrations that turn a getaway into a stress fest. Then, we take you to Myrtle Waves water park for the "Cabana Chair Confrontation," where a battle over lounge chairs escalates to a manager's no-nonsense intervention, teaching us all a lesson about standing our ground.

Throughout the episode, we sprinkle wild tales and candid conversations, from gaming updates and creators' struggles to bizarre late-night banter and quirky personal stories. Hear us laugh about prosthetic legs, recount excruciating kidney stones, and even plan a Christmas party amidst the madness. We wrap up with a review of a hilarious drinking game and a rundown on promoting some online platforms. With raw humor, high energy, and personal anecdotes, this episode promises to keep you chuckling and engaged from start to finish.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Start recording.
Welcome to ADHD After Dark.
Did you just have a stroke?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I think you did you want to help me.
You're about to have anotherone.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I can't wait to see how dumb this is.
Can somebody be on screenshotduty and?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
upload this to the Twitter, because that's not my
job, screenshot duty.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
You guys ready for?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
this shit.
I'm talking to you E BecauseMurky's too stupid to know how
to screenshot.
Murky, do you know how toscreenshot something on your
computer?
How do you do it?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
how do you do it?
How do you do it?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
you dumb piece of shit here it is you're fucking
retarded.
I'm not screenshotting this.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Here it is.
You're fucking retarded.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm not screenshotting this, but it is
cute.
How much money did you spend onthat?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Let's not talk about it.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
How much money did you spend on that?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
This Xeno, did not spend any money on it.
Oh yeah, past Xeno and likethat's not how this works look
he's trying to girl map it.
Let's hear it, yeah it was likeZeno from like August of last
year spent a bit of money onthis how much is a bit of money?

(01:19):
Like 20 bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I don't believe you for a fucking second.
I don't believe you for afucking second.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
I don't believe that was 20 bucks how much do you
think it was?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
at least 100 between 50 to 100 120.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I'll take 120 bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's close enough that sounds like we're way under
.
Did you spend like 200 bucks onthis?
What?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
did you spend more than 200?
Have we got?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Zeno.
Why are you asking me so?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
many questions Zeno.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I know you like Power Rangers, but did you spend $200
on this?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Listen in my defense.
You just told me to do it.
I was drunk.
Oh my god, how much was thisagain?
Um, it was, like you know, thereal number, if we had to put
real numbers on it, it was likemaybe like 120 bucks for the

(02:21):
pants and 120 bucks for thejacket, I think I remember you
telling me about this.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So all of a sudden I don't feel so bad about it.
But to be fair.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
They came out with the Green Ranger one first and I
was like I don't know if I cando that.
Gaz was like you should do it,you need that, you deserve it.
And I was like, man, if theymake a White Ranger one, I'll do
it.
And they made a.
White Ranger one.
She sent it to me.
She's like Zeno, you have tofucking do it.
You said you would do it.
I was like son of a bitch.
I did it.

(02:53):
I ordered it, like last year.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And what else did you order?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
this week.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It finally showed up today.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I didn't order anything this week.
You, you didn't get the raidjacket, not yet, not yet.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's another 120 I gotta measure myself just
fucking get a 2x, you'll be fine.
I want it to be too big.
Well, I mean, the xl was superfucking tight on me.
Maybe you just get an xl, butyou need a 2x because of that
wiener yeah, well, because itlike sp fits up like a snake

(03:26):
yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You guys want to hear a Hear a.
What Stupid story.
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Stupid story time.
We got a lot of those thispodcast.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
So I went to a restaurant, a little taco market
in the city I work in.
Murky probably knows what I'mtalking about.
He's been in the area, yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'm sure I know which one.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, a little taco market, yeah, and got some tacos
.
Also got some Mexican cola andI failed to realize that I was
going to need a bottle opener toopen that bottle right.
Or a lighter or a lighter.
I had no such thing.
What I did have is a sharp edgethat I could pop the top of the

(04:20):
bottle on right, the cap offright.
You would have beer bottle.
Done it a hundred times Wouldyou break it Huh, would you
break?
I may have broke the top of thebottle.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
And then you can't drink the Coke because now
there's ice in it.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well, no.
I filtered it through somecheesecloth Funny story.
I couldn't see that the top ofthe bottle was broken because
the like carbonation started tofizz over the top.
So I was just like.
You know I have to fucking.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
You went right into it, all the time.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, I went right into it.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I had to get the Coke and I cut the shit out of my
lip.
My lip was just like bleedingall over the place.
Didn't know I was bleeding, itwas just like sitting my fucking
taco was just blood all over myface, you, fucking idiot Sad.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, how long did it ?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
take you to realize that you were bleeding.
It took me like a coupleseconds, whenever it started to
drip on the taco.
No, I was sitting at a picnictable when it started to drip on
the taco.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, actually I noticed the blood on the bottle
and I was like fuck, did I breakthe top of this bottle?
And I was like shit, is thatblood?
And I looked over.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
The thing that's interesting is that you broke
how many sips after you brokethe bottle did you do two?
So like the first one was fizzy.
So you have a defense there thesecond one, you could have
clearly seen that the bottle wastrue like total, yeah, like a
fizzy one and the second one.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
You could have clearly seen that the bottle was
broken.
There was two total.
Yeah, Like a fizzy one and thesecond one.
You probably should havenoticed.
The second one I should havenoticed.
And then when I pulled thebottle away, I noticed it was
red and I was like, is that Cokeor is that blood?
And I looked at my coworker andshe goes hey, homie, your lip
is bleeding.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
And I was likeies Weird.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
So yeah, that happened today.
Cool time Tacos were fuckingamazing, though they were $2 a
piece because it was TacoThursday.
They gave me the green salsaand the red salsa.
I didn't fuck with the redsalsa, though.
I only fucked with the green,you're right, I watched that
shit.
Fucking tear your insides up.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I don't want no part of that it tastes so good it's
going to fucking.
I don't want no part of that.
Tastes so good it's gonnafucking ruin your goddamn
insides.
Make me cry literally liketears, like down my face, nose,
just like a faucet got turned on.
I'm just like, oh, this is sogood.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, you look like you're dying it's not healthy so
how's, how's he doing overthere?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
uh, I exist, therefore I am.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm going to need a little bit more out of you.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I don't know.
It feels like Zeno's got thisshit covered.
Man, he's got enough stories.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Let me tell you about my fucking vacation and how my
sister's a horrible person.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Oh jeez, Is that when you sent the group chat that
she was a particular word?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh yeah, she was a raging cunt, bro.
She was so bad that I sent mymother a message.
I was like is my sister on herperiod or something?
Because what the fuck was that?
So my sister claims that she'sa cook or a chef, but she's just

(07:30):
the headline chef at a top golf.
So we'll start there and kindof go go with that degree.
But the whole thing surroundedby uh, was basically because of,
of of food.
So I went down there with Gaz,down to Myrtle Beach, with Gaz
and her sister, who is avegetarian which is very
important to note that avegetarian is not a vegan which

(07:53):
my sister couldn't under fuckingstand.
So we went out and got herveggie burgers and we go ahead
and we bring them back so thatthey could cook them on the
grill and stuff, because mysister was going to cook a bunch
of stuff on the grill and shegot super upset.
She picked up these veggieburgers that I had that I put
over there and she's like whatthe fuck is this?
I'm like they're veggie burgersfor somebody with a dietary

(08:16):
restriction and she's like, well, just to let you know, I'm
going to put these on after Iput all the meat on and these on
.
After I put all the meat on andI'm like, okay, cool, she's not
a vegan, she's a vegetarian.
And my sister fucking yells atme and she goes it's the same
fucking thing.
And I'm like, no, no, it's not.
So we get past that and I'mready to fucking blow up on her

(08:37):
already, cause she starts goingon to how she doesn't want me to
get fucking married to Gaz andall sorts of other stuff, yada,
yada, yada, and I'm like you'rea fucking horrible person and I
just fucking left.
Um, so after we, after after awhile, everybody calmed her down
and told her how much of ahorrible person she was,
apparently, but not good enough,because when we came over, my

(08:59):
mom was like, does she putanything on top of it?
And I was like, yeah, she saidshe wants cheese.
And then, from inside thetrailer, my mom like did that?
And she was just, and I couldjust hear my sister yelling in
the trailer what do you mean?
Put cheese on it?
She's not.
She's a vegan.
She can't have cheese.
Don't fucking tell me she's avegetarian and tell me to put

(09:21):
cheese on her ship.
I'm a cook, I know what thisshit is, and we're out there
listening to this and I'm likeyou're a fucking asshole and
she's fucking melting downinside the trailer and getting
mad at me for literally tryingto have somebody have a dietary
restriction.
And I came back to my fuckingtrailer and I was like boys.

(09:42):
Why is my sister such a ragingfucking cunt?
Uh, because I was fed up withit.
Also fun fact she didn't cookthe veggie burger right.
She didn't cook it long enough.
I didn't know you could messthat up, but apparently she did
mess that up either so.
So she had to go, uh, gaz'ssister had to go and put it in
the microwave to warm it up tobe edible, uh.

(10:03):
But long story short, don'tclaim to be.
We were talking about it later.
We were like how about we seethat culinary degree?
Because clearly you don'tfucking know what your goddamn
dietary restrictions are.
And I was like I was eating thefucking steaks and I wanted to
fucking be a snarky bitch andsay to my sister I was like, hey
, hey, did you not have a pepperallergy?

(10:24):
How much pepper did you put onthese things?
Since my tongue was a littlebit, uh, spicy, I wanted to see
if she would blow up at me.
For that I'd be like, all right, sorry, learn how to fucking
cook then for people withallergies.
Idiot, idiot, hurry up.
So then there was that that wasday one, that was day fucking
one of my vacations.
So I didn't want to be, Ididn't want to be around for the

(10:44):
rest of the vacation.
So we basically did a bunch ofstuff, didn't hang out with them
as much, and like last day ofthe trip comes by and my fucking
mother's over there cryingbecause I didn't spend enough
time with her.
But I'm like all right.
So my sister was mad at me formaking my mother cry because she
fucking was a douchebag thefirst day.
And then my mom's going off onme Like she's crying going off

(11:09):
on me.
She's like so, is that so you?
You avoiding me because of yoursister and I was like, well,
mostly, yeah, I don't want tofucking hang out with her and
I'm not going to fucking dealwith her.
And she was, she was trying toguilt trip me into being like
sorry, I didn't spend more timewith you.
But looking back on it, therewere a couple of times I went to
my mom.
I was like, hey, we're going tothis place after dinner, you

(11:31):
want to walk around with us?
And she's like I don't want topark up front, I'm going to just
go to the back, look at acouple of things and leave.
And there were a couple oftimes we invited her out to
dinner and really that was it.
But like, other than that, wedidn't get too many invitations.
She just kind of wanted us togo to the beach and sit there
and do nothing, yeah, for sevendays you're telling me you and
your adhd brain doesn't want tosit on a beach and do nothing.

(11:54):
But she was like crying to meand then she was like I feel
like I failed both of my kids,like I failed you, like you,
you're she like, basically wasin you, insinuating that I'm
messed up somehow for notgetting along with my sister and
I'm like there's nothing herethat's wrong with me.
My sister could maybe be ahuman being and not fucking get
upset at every little goddamnthing Like.

(12:18):
I don't know if I told this onthe, on the podcast, but
whenever I got engaged I had tocall her before the news got
public to make sure she wouldreact okay.
And then she told me I ruinedher day when I told her I got
engaged.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
So so my sister's a fucking bitch and uh and uh, you
know I haven't really justmisunderstood, yeah, yeah what
I'm hearing is a lot of neededtherapy that's being avoided for
her for more than her, itsounds like and her mother.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I go to therapy for this shit and uh, coco, if I was
you?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
you.
What you should have said is doyou know who the fuck you're
talking to?
Do you know I am the most welloff of most?
All my friends, yeah, my momwas like super upset.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Murky, who somehow gets by, is a dumb piece of shit
I don't know I don't know howthat would have worked in an
argument, but I I see, yeah,okay, you see where I'm going
with it.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I mean, yeah, but my mother, she would have realized
you weren't the fuck up and thatmurky was the fuck up yeah, and
then then somehow it would havebeen my fault that murky's a
fuck up well, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I mean, my friends asked but like, but like I don't
understand how she can look atme and go that like she messed
up with me, because that impliesthat there's something wrong
with me because I don't getalong with my sister.
And the reason I'm not gettingalong with her is because she
literally got fucking pissed offthat I got engaged and threw a
hissy fit that because I'm in,because the person I'm engaged

(13:51):
to sister was a vegetarian andshe doesn't know how to deal
with that.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I don't understand why she was mad that you got
engaged to gas because she's ashe's fucking a control freak.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I'm also surprised that she got engaged over the
trip and then she startedtalking about how it's a real
diamond and stuff like that.
I'm just like how many kidssouls are in there?
Because if it's a real diamond,do you know how many kids died?

Speaker 4 (14:20):
for that thing.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
But she wouldn't accept anything other than a
real diamond.
She's such a spoiled bitch.
So anyway, that's how my familyis Nice, nice.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Go lab babe.
Don't kill people to get yourjewelry.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Well, at least you can tell this to your mother.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
You didn't go into education and end up hating your
entire career.
I get that you haven't had andMurky calls himself a dumb piece
of shit.
That man went into a placewhere he could get decent money
without a college degree andhere's this motherfucker who,
out of our entire friend group,is getting paid the least.

(15:04):
I don't want to hear you callyourself a dumb motherfucker.
You at least made decent lifedecisions.
I did not.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
You're making the same amount of money as Switch
right now.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Switch is actually sucking people behind the Five
Guys dumpster.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That brings in a pretty penny.
I did that for a few summers.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Toys R Us fired me for stealing all the Yu-Gi-Oh
cards, jesus Christ.
So I started sucking dickbehind the Toys R Us.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Really stuck it to him, I was sucking the dick of
most of the employees too, yeah,who were also stealing the
Yu-Gi-Oh cards for me.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
I told them I was strictly working actually on the
truck, like I drove the truck,that's why I was there, and they
didn't expect to see me inside,so I stayed outside and I
sucked dick.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Alright, so you know if it works.
It works.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
So W story, a win from the vacation, though you
guys heard the Karen story,let's bring that up on the
podcast.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yeah, your 12 Snapchat long story.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh, it was great, but we'll we'll go into it a little
more here because we can likebanter and talk about it, but it
was just incredible theentitlement I've.
I've, I witnessed, and I kindof wish that I wasn't feeling so
awkward in the situation that Icould have remembered to pull
my phone out, but I was just.
I was so shocked that somebodycould be like this, that like
right, just so snooty and likeright.

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So basically, here's how,here's what happened.
We went to a water park atmyrtle beach called myrtle waves
and we spent 200 on a cabanafor the day.
I mean it came with likefucking 12, like like like six
souvenir cups that had one oneum, one free fill plus like
dollar refills.
So like we got that.

(16:50):
We got alcohol of no, just likepop and stuff, but we got 15
off of all the food there andstuff, uh, and we got like a
nice kind of shaded private areaand like our own kind of
private locker and stuff likethat.
So we didn't have to worryabout paying like $40 for the
actual locker.
So it's already like well, youknow, you're getting a $40
locker that's bigger for 200plus like drinks and 15% off of

(17:15):
food and shade, and the key partof this story being there's
supposed to be four loungechairs in front of the cabana
that are they're not marked butlike they're close enough to the
cabana where, like somebodycould logically think, if
somebody came up and said, hey,we purchased this, purchase this
, those are our chairs, can wesit?

(17:38):
Um right.
So we come up and around andthere's this lady and she's got
um her shit with all of her kidson on there.
So there's these four chairs,they got all the shit on it.
So we pull up and and you know,I didn't think anything of it.
I mean, I thought it was weirdthat there were chairs there and
people were on them, but like Ididn't know they were ours
until gas was like, hey, I thinkthose are our lounge chairs.

(17:58):
So she was like she made me bethe one to go up and uh talk to
them because she didn't want tosay anything.
But, uh, I go up and talk and II go up to the lady.
I'm like, hey, uh, so I thinkthese are the chairs that we um
that we that we got with ourpurchase of this cabana for the
day.
So, uh, could you, could youkindly move?

(18:19):
Um, I like said it as nice aspossible, like trying to trying
to be nice, and you know, youknow we needed three of the
chairs.
I was like if you need one wecan give you one, but like we
need at least three of them, uhsort of thing.
And this lady turns around andshe goes well, there's no seats
anywhere and I don't see thatthese were marked anywhere.
And and it's just not fair thatyou purchased this and there

(18:42):
was no marking here, and I haveto give up my seat now and I'm
like, well, well, not my problem, I bought it, so you know yeah,
I paid money for these and Iwas like I paid money for these
chairs, so I'm gonna I'm gonnakind of need them.
And so you know what she turnedaround and said to me.
She turned around and said well, I'm not gonna move, you're

(19:02):
gonna have to go tell customerservice to come out here and
bring you four chairs.
I looked at her and I wenthoney, if I go to customer
service, you're not going tolike the outcome because they're
not bringing you chairs.
And she's like well, it's notfair.
So you're going to have to gotalk to them because I'm not
moving.
And I go back and tell Gaz thisand Gaz goes.

(19:25):
And she was just like I don'tremember what she said, but like
it triggered Gaz and Gaz justlike yelled back at her.
She's like or you can just moveall of your shit.
And I was like oh yeah, oh no.
So I'm walking up to customerservice and I see them starting
to move.
So I'm like, oh, oh, maybethey're moving out and I don't

(19:47):
actually have to go up tocustomer service yeah fucking.
no, no, they, they were movingin more.
She was like twisting it to thesun, moving it to get in better
position, like re, like takingeverybody's shit out and putting
them on all the chairs, like Iwas getting this relayed to me
Cause I was like if she movesbefore I get to customer service
, can you, uh, can you let meknow Gaz?

(20:09):
And she was like this bitch isfucking moving in and I was like
oh no, so I get hooked up herfucking internet.
Yes, you fucking pulled out thehotspot, fucking.
There's a TV now and fuckingthey're playing rocket league.
There's a TV now and they'replaying Rocket League they set
up their own hot tub.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
There's a fucking hot tub.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Now I don't even know where that came out.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
They had a plumber come out like they were going to
live there.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah they just fucking go.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
They have a fucking mailbox out front yeah, so I get
to the fucking, I get tocustomer service and the head
manager wasn't in there yet, butlike I get in there and I talk
to customer service.
So the the head manager wasn'tin there yet, but like I get in
there and I I talked to customerservice, I'm like so we just
purchased the King command and Ijust wanted to confirm
something before I started anyproblems.
I was like it comes with likethese four lounge chairs right,

(20:56):
where are, where are thosesupposed to be?
And they were like.
They were like did a couple ofthings?
They things they confirmed werelike oh yeah, it should be.
Like.
You know, there should be likefour chairs right in front of
the hut and I was like, okay,cool, so there's somebody in
them.
And she told me to pound sandand come talk to you guys she
told me to go fuck myself.

(21:17):
I literally said that she toldme to pound sand and talk to you
guys to have them bring morechairs out.
And as I'm saying this, thehead manager must have overheard
and was just like just outsideand walked in and she looks at
me and she goes, follow me andshe fucking, she's doing the I
have power walk.

(21:38):
She was like I ain't got time.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I ain't got fucking time for this.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
She's fucking doing that power walk.
And she gets there, and boy,time for this.
She's fucking doing that powerwalk.
And she gets there.
And boy, I'm just standingthere.
I'm just standing there with myfucking awkward autism, like
like this.
While it's going on I didn'tknow what to do.
I'm just sitting there I don'tknow what to do, with my hands
so uncomfortable.
And she gets up there and shestarts basically saying all

(22:02):
right, is this person with you?
And I'm like no, this is theproblem person.
She goes okay, ma'am, so I'mgonna need you to move.
She goes well, why I was herefirst?
And she goes well, this is partof that cabana and they paid
for this, so you gotta move.
And she goes well, there ain'tno sign here.
So like that's just not fair.
And she and she like then keptrepeating that line over and
over, like maybe 20 or 30fucking times, like there was

(22:26):
this loop of her going throughthat whole process.
This isn't fair, there was nosign.
And the manager just goes man,I can make a sign, but you got
to move.
Like you're leaving, there isno ifs, ands or buts.
And she's like well, I got allthis stuff and move it.
You gotta go, I'll help youright now you fucking go and it
took her five minutes to get herto leave and the manager's

(22:46):
sitting there like this thewhole time trying to get her to
go.
And her kids came out of thelazy river, which we were right
next to, and they were like allconfused and of course Karen
told many Karens a differentstory, that we were probably
being abusive and I have no ideawhat it was, but like
essentially they were alllooking, giving us the side eye

(23:07):
while they're packing up packingup all their shit.
I'm like they said we're notgood enough to be here.
I'm like I fucking paid forthis Right and they're good and
and and fucking.
Once they showed up, they allstarted helping and then the
lady left as they left and shekept saying there's no chairs
anywhere.
There's no chairs.
As I walked back, there wereempty chairs Everywhere.

(23:27):
She just didn't want to sitnext to people, so she was.
As she was leaving, fucking Gazsaid to the manager.
She was like Thank you for allyour help, miss.
And she's like Really loud, asshe's going away and all the
mini Karens turn around and giveus the side eye.
It's fucking Gaz, just goes.
Turn your fucking heads backaround, mini Karens.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
And I'm like Jesus Christ.
It was like great.
We're going to get fuckingshanked walking out of here by
these kids.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
So funny story.
What had the like at the end ofthe day?
Like I wasn't even going tofucking sunbathe.
But then you know what?
I was fucking sunbathing, I wastaking up two chairs, fucking,
showing my wiener fucking, justbecause you could.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Just because I could.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I was willing to get sunburn and cancer just because
of my victory.
Right, Because of my victory.
I couldn't have gone throughall that and then just not use
the chairs.
Like I had to, I had to now butfunny story we get, we're done.
We get to the we.
We stayed for about like fivehours, like three hours longer

(24:35):
than we wanted to because wewere on a high from this fucking
victory.
We get to the fucking car andwe're.
We're trying to get my phone towork and I needed to restart it
and everything.
So like I had to restart myphone because it was all broken
to get the navigation up andjust as it all came back up,
fucking karen's walk in front ofour car, the entire party

(24:56):
walked right in front of us andI almost wanted to fucking you
should just light up.
I thought, I fucking thoughtabout it.
Then I also said hey, gaz, Ishould go by their car on the
way out and be like so, did youfind any chairs?
And then left I didn't, but Ithought it would have been
really fucking funny, you're abetter man than me so that was

(25:21):
the W Karen story.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
David would have honked the horn.
I'm like sorry I'm getting mydick sucked right now.
Fucking hit the horn Whoops,whoops.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Oh yeah, sorry babe, sorry guys, she's choking on my
huge Cock.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
My monster condoms for my Magnum dung.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Dino uses hefty bags Fucking Christ.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I like to use the spring breeze.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Scent ones.
Did you see the new thing thatI got back there in my uh?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
yeah, it's really cute.
Yeah, I've seen that a fewplaces.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I saw that and I was like well, I gotta fucking buy
it now it's like 40 bucks prettycool.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, it's not bad for what it is.
I mean, the funkos are at leastten dollars a piece yeah, at
least $10 a piece.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
They are at least $10 a piece.
Holy shit, I'm gonna go get apop.
Okay, you guys entertain theviewers.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
My eyes look awful.
Look at Little.
He's just trying so hard to getyour attention.
Look at that paw.
It's so cute.
He's like Dad.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
He's just being a sweet little baby Dad, he'll
come up and lay on me, and thenKing will come up and lay on
Dusty Aw.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Look at the man, come close.
He's such a cute boy.
Kate's over here sleeping.
He has this big-ass chair now.
He said fuck the cat bed, thischair is mine now.
You know it's over heresleeping.
He has this big ass chair now.
He said, fuck the cat bed, thischair is mine now.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
You know, it's his new bed.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, exactly, he loves that shit.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Oh, there's.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Coke there he is What'd you get?
I got a Coke Zero.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Nice, nice.
Is that the one with the Marvelcharacters on it?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
You know what I just?
I just noticed.
Yes, it is yeah, captainamerica, in america yeah oh,
marvel character oh, I got thedaredevil.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
oh I got um olympic, guess what else?
Fucking Hulk.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
And another Daredevil .
That's interesting that youhave Coke Zero and regular Coke.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
I got 12-pack regular Coke.
I've had so much sugars out ofmy diet recently I was like that
sounds so good, so here we go,and then you're going to put on
so much more weight.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
I got my mug.
Got water the mug, uh no, it'scoffee wow this late in the day
at 7 30 uh, I've honestly beensipping on it throughout the
entire day, made a pot, pouredit in there, started editing a
particular youtube channelthat's coming back alive

(28:21):
tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Gameboat.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Oh shit, yeah Gameboat's coming back.
Big, big things happening onthe water in the boat for the
championships.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
It was one of those.
I knew I needed a project againand I was just feeling burnt
out by a lot.
It was that factor of well.
I feel like all I'm doing everysingle day is applying to jobs,
either being ghosted or justgetting those stereotypical.

(28:54):
Oh, we decided to go withanother candidate we're sorry
emails which seems to be fillingmy emails and it was one of
those.
I was trying to practice onPython and everything and it
just felt like I did that ADHDthing where I'm not getting
quick results, so I'm notgetting that dopamine, so I just

(29:18):
need to do something where Ifeel like I can see that I put
effort in and boom, here's anoutcome, boom, here's the
dopamine.
So I was like I still have theseold episodes of game boat that
never got edited.
So now episode four of the wayout is, uh, really shitty
because premiere kept trying tocompress everything because of

(29:41):
the file type that I had for mystuff, because coco's original
audio was completely destroyedand he had an mp4 like nothing
in his audio was working, so Ihad to go off my recordings
audio and then, with premieretrying to compress everything,
the video got compressed.
The sound it sounded like wewere talking out of tin cans and

(30:01):
I did everything I could to tryto save that audio.
And then when it came toepisode five today to edit, I
was like we're gonna trysomething.
So I still had davinci resolveon my computer, slapped up those
files, transferred everythingto mp4, tried slapping them back
in premiere and then boom,everything worked fine.
I'm like, okay, but also inEpisode 5, coco and I just had a

(30:26):
bunch of awkward silencesbecause there's a lot of
cutscenes.
So I'm like if you want to skipawkward silence, skip to this
time.
Or Coco had to get up to gethis DoorDash.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
What did I fucking order?
Like two years ago on this day.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
It was five guys I miss being able to order that
shit.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I can only get mcdonald's subway and kfc and
the kfc is a taco bell and Ican't even order that because it
doesn't know it exists.
Sorry, I had to let that out sogood, so good.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
But yeah, you got a uh bacon cheeseburger and a
small fry I'm fucking depressednow and it was right before you
were about to go to a uh one ofyour hockey matches god damn it.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I miss everything about over there so I haven't
done that since I moved to go tohockey uh.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
So yeah, gameboats coming out, uh tomorrow.
So after streaming soonstreaming soon, uh, which funny
enough talking gamebo shit in mydiscord, uh, which I have now
updated my link tree so thatshit's on there again.
Apparently.
People said they did likeGameboad streams.

(31:39):
They just oh.
Apparently now it's tied.
But some people said theyenjoyed like weekly streams on
YouTube and some people saidthat they enjoy the streams.
They just wish they weren't onYouTube.
So they're both tied which onepeople saying that they enjoyed.
It's in my general chat around952 People saying that they

(32:04):
enjoyed.
It's in my general chat AhAround 952.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'll abstain and see the results.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yeah, that's why I decided to do two.
I just want to see what howpeople felt.
So.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
That's currently the big ties.
I mean I have no problemswitching.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Gamebo to Twitch, to be perfectly honest.
But for streams I have noissues with that whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I mean?
Miles switched back to Twitch.
Does he stream?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
he's also been having a lot of oh nice.
He's been having a lot of ohnice.
He's been having a lot ofcreator doubts, which I get, and
, being ADHD, you kind of seewhat's happening.
He's not getting the immediateresults.
He's getting tired, he thinkshe has to change everything,

(32:58):
then he thinks he has to dropthings, which I know.
Miles doesn't listen to thispodcast, but miles, if this is
the one that you're listening totoday, like don't give up.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
However, maybe something's just got to change
bud bro, I've been stuck at 597followers on twitch for the last
year.
I would literally, I literallystream and it'll go up and it'll
go back down and it'll go backup like it doesn't stay.
It doesn't go up.

(33:28):
When people follow me, it goesdown sometimes but let's also be
honest.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Discoverability on almost any platform now is
fucking ass dude, like trying topromote a podcast.
It's sometimes really hard to.
I'm shocked.
We actually had a random personwho listened to us that came to
coco's discord.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
That would be like oh , these guys are funny which I
guess now my discord codercoco's discord is now officially
the official adhd officialdiscord.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Official server official I mean it harbors all
the energy.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
True.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
That's where the ADHD channel is too.
We do record it.
We do record it.
A secret channel in here.
We just revealed a secret.
Gonna have to bleep that.
Just kidding, we don't editthis shit.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
No, we don't edit shit here.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Ow my god, that was so loud.
Why would you do that toyourself, dude?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Oh my ear, that's tough.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
You didn't do what I did, oh it was you, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah, why would I do that to myself?
My hands were both here, youasshole.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
I don't know, dude, I wasn't looking at you, I was
looking at Steam.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Look at me, you baby.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Marky, what are?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
you fucking doing, yeah, fucking letting little
just do his thing.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
No, why are you saying this?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
no, fucking idiot my favorite thing is when murky
talks over that and we still actlike it was murky and I just
feel like Murky is thisomnipotent being.
He can roll multiple voicesyeah.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yeah, wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Yeah, I have.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
That was the best sound alert ever.
That's the best.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Every time we make one, it's the best sound alert
ever I didn't think of anythingto say.
He finished it like that's justBro there was no hesitation on
that, though you immediatelysaid it.
That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
That's what came to his mind.
I love my pussy.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Oh, you're dicking my ass.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Oh no.
I like the emoji for that Soundalert.
It's the monkey too.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, yeah, I made it the monkey.
Oh, no, that's very funny, Ithink my favorite one of those
memes was whenever.
Uh, there were a couple of goodones, but one of the ones that
that sticks out in my mind is um, when your controller dies at
3500 meters below sea oh, oh, oh, that's fucked up.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Remember the submarine.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Remember the submarine.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Oh, boys, because we play Destiny.
Did you see?
The next Destiny killer iscoming out on Tuesday.
What is it?
It's called the First Descent.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I remember hearing about that.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Technically the right time for a Destiny killer to
launch, because there is nostory left in destiny that's got
, like me, super hooked rightnow, have you?
done the seasonal I mean I have,but there's no way it's gonna
hook me as much as like fuckingkilling the witness did.
Yeah, I mean, you know I'm atI'm at about the same hype of

(36:58):
destiny that I was whenever d1first released, which, like you
know, they were still buildingup the story and there wasn't
like all of this stuff comingtogether.
It's kind of like how Marvelkind of died off for me after
Endgame, like there was.
I didn't want to get investedin another fucking 10-year thing
.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
The story they got going right now is kind of
interesting.
The last week that came out wasthere was some interesting
stuff that happened.
You're interesting.
Oh, you're dicking my ass.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
That's exactly right, Erky.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
That's basically what's happened.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Dude, whenever the dick goes in, have you done a
weekly mission, this week Erky.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
I haven't't, I don't think so no, I haven't either
good shit.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
I did last week, so I haven't done this week.
I haven't played this week youshould.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
I need blah blah blah and blah blah blah to keep
telling me the story of how theyfuck each other uh, saint 14,
no spoilers.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
What do you mean?
They?

Speaker 4 (38:01):
fucked each other Saint 14, ain't that great
Spoilers?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
What do you mean?
They fucked each other all thetime, of course there's going to
be raging gay sex.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
They do it all the time.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
I mean it's canon that Saint 14 is a top.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
If there is more lore about how they're having sex in
this season, that's really nota spoiler.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
But like you know, I want in on that you sound like

(38:42):
fucking tomodobuba is launchingone and a half.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I can see what's happening and they don't have a
clue.
They'll fall in love and here'sthe bottom line how do you know
all these?
Words Our trio's down to two.
What?

Speaker 5 (39:07):
You almost have.
Nathan Lane going on.
It needs to be a little moreflamboyant.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
You guys see they're coming out with the Mufasa movie
.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
We need our bar Live action one.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
I still fuck with it we need our bar, but it's that
live action one.
I still fuck with it.
We need our goliath bard tohelp on the singing track.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
What we need our goliath bard to help on the
track.
Hmm, koker, you're gonna playdawn trail, dawn trail.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, maybe it comes out tomorrow, right?
Yes, it's dawn trail finalfantasy oh, that's right, that's
right I mean I have to finishmy way through, like the last,
like 80 expansions before Ibother with this one.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
So I do too.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
We also have to get married yeah, that's, that's a
thing that's still happening.
It's like a year are you guysstill getting married.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Well, we started the fucking quest.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
We haven't finished it.
We're engaged the.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
It's like a year.
Are you guys still gettingmarried?
Well, we started the fuckingquest we haven't finished it.
We're engaged.
The priest is probably likewhat the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
All engagements are cool, man, we're just like right
, you guys are having a previousamount of the one you're
supposed to have.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I mean to be fair, the thing that stopped us from
getting married was grounded.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Yeah, it's gonna be like Metal Gear Solid, where if
you fucking I forget what thesequence of things is like if
you save or like don't come backto the game for so long, the
boss you're supposed to fightjust dies of old age oh, that
was uh the one where you'replaying as big boss yeah, it was
the snake eater yeah, it wassnake eater.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
I can't think of that boss's name either, can I?
The was like the end of fury,um.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
I couldn't tell you, man, you're lucky that I knew it
was snake eater can you feelthe love?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
tonight.
It was the end.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
His name was the end because you could quickly get to
his end by just waiting for himto die.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Somebody start a poll that says does Coco in fact
have it on my channel?
I have no idea.
It was 21 hours ago.
Did you do this, e?
No, the only reason I noticedis because I just noticed it in
my activity feed on the rightside of my OPS.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
I was going to say.
I can confirm that it was notme.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Maybe it was the bolt .
I don't know who the fuck didit.
It was like right at the end ofstream it was space probably
space space probably everybodywas fishing so much yesterday it
was hard to keep up.
We're still missing, uh, fivecatches two, two in the base
game and three custom ones once.
Once everything's caught, I'llmake more.

(42:01):
So when are you going to makesome custom things to catch E?
I hope to catch a.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
TV at some point.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Oh, did you.
Yeah, when is E's next streamthen?

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Probably Monday, because I didn't stream
yesterday to spend time withShannon on her birthday.
Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Good choice.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
It was probably a good choice.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Some of the fish that I put on.
There was the original Gamebologo that I created.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I forget what that?
Oh, the one with the fuckingweird cruise ship and the yellow
text on it.
Yep.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
I have the text.
As one of the fish you cancatch, I have the original
cruise ship that you can catch.
I have two of my captain cocoand captain e had shots that I
always use as different fishingyep and the one with you looking
very stern.
I have the Joysticks logo, Ihave Miles, I have Zeno.

(43:03):
What else do I have?
I have the Trinidad ScorpionPepper, but here's the real
thing Do you have Murky's mom?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Sadly.
No, nope, that's me.
Oh fuck.
Hey, it's everybody's favoritedevil, it's Satan.
I feel like the modulatorschanged since the last time I
did this.
It sounds different.
Does it sound different to youguys A little bit?
Now that you mention it, I'llhave to look into that.
I don't know what my voice is.

(43:35):
Maybe I'm just sick.
We had an update.
Alright, associate, take itover.
Alright, satan's out of office.
His voice isn't feeling good,so I'm taking over.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
I sound even worse.
Yeah, both of them kind ofsound a little squeakier
no-transcript a problem.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
It's freezing out.
We're everybody's fucks.
Get fucked.
Earth's magnetic field's gonnadie now good luck everybody.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
That was everybody's favorite devil Satan bye, satan,
bye you.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Ready for me to beat your that was everybody's
favorite devil.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Satan, Bye Satan.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Bye.
You ready for me to beat yourfucking ass tomorrow night at
the car shop.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I am so ready.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
I'm so ready for that exact thing Cock and or balls
and or both on the table.
That's right.
You're a dick in my ass.
Watch my dick in his mouth.
I'm so ready for that exactthing to happen even though
Zeno's over here beating me withhis backup decks and shit.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
It's like oh, I just made this oh yeah, I was gonna
beat you two out of three fuckme, I'm good my rune deck's
pretty good yeah, it is.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
I know last week I showed up, nobody really showed
up except for Zeno Miz and theref.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Yeah, that's how it was.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Now watch.
I'm not going to show up.
Everybody and their sister isprobably going to show up and be
playing.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Miz isn't coming.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Yeah, because he's going to be playing that Final
Fantasy expansion.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, you and Miz weren't there, and it was only
me, zeno and the ref and oneother.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
I forget the other guys Adam.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Adam, yeah, thank you .

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Those two young guys haven't been showing up either.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
I know the last time I actually showed up, Zeno drove
off to see a concert withKrista and Miz just decided he
just didn't want to go.
So I just kind of did an Irishfarewell, where Shan and I just
packed up our stuff and we justwalked out while everybody was
having a conversation on how toset up the tournament for that

(45:56):
day and you're just like out.
I didn't pay for my entry orsign up or anything, so we just
left.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Yeah, hey irish goodbye is a good way to go
about it uh, kevin was worriedthat we all quit.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Uh was a wasn't last week, it was a week before,
because I had shown up a littlebit late and matt was the only
one there.
Matt called kelvin was like bro, what's going on, where are you
at?
And he was the only one there.
Matt called Calvin was like bro, what's going on, where are you
at?
And he's like I was there andnobody was there.
I assumed everybody quit andhe's like no, I'm here and
Zeno's here.
I think Murky was coming andthen Adam showed up later that

(46:37):
night.
Calvin's like all right, well,I'll come back, but like I was,
just I figured everybody wasdone with this game now because
nobody showed up one time.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Everybody's late.
Everybody's fucking done withthis shit.
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I think the week before yeah, I think the week
before, like hardly anybodyshowed up, I was out of town,
it's also the summer I was outof town.
It's also the summer whereeverybody's doing vacations.
Oh no, it was Destiny Week.
That's what it was.
We were doing the raid forfucking 16 hours straight.
That's fucking awful.
We finally finished it, though.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Hooray, and then I spent money.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
I haven't spent my money yet.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
You're going to spend your money, you know.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, I will.
I just got to wait for a paydayand then I'll feel more
comfortable about spending themoney on it.
It's like I could do it now,but Are you having?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
a heart attack.
Yeah, it looks like you'restruggling there, bud I was.
Do you need?
Do you need fucking cpr and?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
no, I need tongue to butt, though.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Thank you your tongue to your butt, so you like
getting your ass.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Hate is what you're saying well, only by cocoa.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Just doesn't tickle my taint when he does it that
looks like a pretty tickly faceover there yeah, but while he
does it so masterfully that, uh,I have the most wiry beard hair
out of all of us.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
I'm pretty sure six out his tongue far enough.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I don't know.
My beard hair gets pretty wirywhen I let it grow out.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
This this is as far as it grows out, and then it
just curls on top of itself.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I havesome hairs in here that are six
inches long, if I find a goodone, because when you shave it,
I just shave it down to this,and then there's the one hair
that was like yeah, and myfucking, my mustache hairs are

(48:42):
just so fucking, just hard andstraight.
I'll also give you somethingelse hard and straight.
What hell?
What's wrong, murky?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I think I have, therefore you are a piece of
steel guessing uh-huh somewherein your butt crevice of my elbow
, oh, and.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
I can't see it, your weenus.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
How do you have a piece of steel in your elbow?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Like grinding metal, cutting metal.
I got some.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Remember the one time that Murky brought us the story
about peeling his skin andeating it.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
I thought he was about to say like I got like
this huge piece of skin guys.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
One second, I gotta chow, I gotta chow goes to the
kitchen, deep fries it somebodyprobably does that.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
I'm sure I do have a thawed out wall lion.
Sorry, how did we get there?
I'm sure?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Actually I do have a thawed out walleye.
Sorry, why did that happen?
How did we get there?
I?

Speaker 4 (49:51):
was facing down.
No, I have some thawed outwalleye in the fridge.
Okay, am I after?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
me.
I understood what you said thefirst time.
How'd we get there?

Speaker 4 (50:03):
You brought up deep frying.
So deep fry fish, not skin, Nothuman skin.
I'm not going to domer it.
Fish skin yeah, fishy.
No, the walleye does have skinon it.
If you guys want, I'll put on ablonde wig and I'll drink out a
gallon of milk and then Bro,I'm surprised you haven't just
like how did we get here?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
I'm very concerned and confused.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I think you've drank enough milk.
Did you say you need to speakto HR?
Mm-hmm?
You and me both baby girl.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Yes, I'd like to file a formal complaint against
Mark's daddy.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
God damn it.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Stop, stop complain against Mark's daddy?

Speaker 2 (50:51):
God damn it.
Yes, mrs Murky's mom, I'd liketo file a complaint against him.
Yep, I guess so.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
At least he changes your voice after a while.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah, hell does change your voice.
They're having fuckingconnection issues.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
When you become Satan's secretary, your voice
changes a lot, you're going tosound fucking stupid.
So what did my son do?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
now he said that he was going to throw on a blonde
wig and drink some milk and do alittle dancey dance and uh,
made me uncomfortable.
Bro, that's key as hell, Don'tdo that bro, that's gay as hell,

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I fucking can't

Speaker 4 (52:01):
you gotta commit to being my dead mom in hell.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I mean, he's not your dead mom in hell, though, bick,
come on.
He's not your dead mom in hell,though I'm not.
I'm just the person who getstheir fucking.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
That means, your mom just stuck her hand up my ass.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Oh, she had the signature red pointy nails.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
How's it feel to have Coco as your stepdad now?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Apparently.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
At the very least your mom's boy toy.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Like a step-slave.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I could see Coco being Murky's mom's boy toy.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
She's probably going to hit you with her fake leg.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
That's what she?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
stuck up, she fucking untwisted it and why does it
take this like?
And either she takes like thebig, like thigh end that like,
because like hers is above theknee, so it's like she, she has
a different way she has to do itthan saying she sticks it up
and then screws it into myasshole.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
They made a special fucking adapter.
When it comes out, it does thewhole A threaded pyramid of doom
.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
A leg drill, that's fucking game Of asshole
penetration.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
When it comes out it makes a suction cup like pop
sound.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
It sounds like this it sounded like a real tiny
little moan in the distance.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
more than anything, Huh, what the hell is that?
The fuck, this fucking game'sout.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Go get the blonde wig now.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Go get the blonde wig your mom gave the approval.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I have a red cape hey , you promised blonde wig yeah,
dude, he's gonna just fuckinghave a strawberry wig because
he's gonna have so muchstrawberry milk and just fucking
pass the fuck out on the nextdragon ball z dude every time I
see him with fucking milk.

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I'm just like why are you doingthis to yourself?
I love milk, but, like you,drink so much.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
I'm telling you, what I really think it is is from
like wrestling, like when Iwould be able to eat and shit,
and this was for like five years, year after year, because I'd
wrestle year round.
When I could eat or drinkanything at a certain time, dude
, I would fucking just inhale itand try to get like the most

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like enjoyment out of it asquickly as I could, because I
wasn't supposed, because I'm notsupposed to have it, and then
fucking go yak or you know.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
And now you just fucking do it, and you hurt.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Yeah, every time I drink milk, dude, it's like that
.
First like gulp hits.
It's literally like somethingin my brain is just like pounded
as fast as you fucking humanlycan.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I'm surprised your piss doesn't look like straight.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
I've only ever fractured one bone my entire
life.
I fractured my collarbone once,nothing ever, and I should have
multiple times.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I've never broken a bone and I haven't drank nearly
as much milk as you.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I also have never broken a bone, and I play hockey
, all the milk.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
I have never broken a bone and I play hockey All the
milk Murky.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
I'm just sounding like there's no correlation.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
That's why I'm so thick, that's why, the fuck in
my ass.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I do drink a lot of milk, but not as much as you do
on a nightly basis.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
I don't drink any milk.
I'm the fattest one of us all.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
But, murky, I'm surprised that your fucking piss
isn't literally cum-colored atthis point with how much milk
you drink.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
No, he would be pissing stones like calcium
stones.
I'm surprised he hasn't likedeveloped 30 of them in his
kidneys.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Nah, I'm gonna knock on this fucking desk and say uh,
jinx me.
Never given birth, thoughplease don't you never given
birth.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Out your penis, it's not fun it's not fun.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Like my dad is, like the toughest motherfucker I know
, kind of deal and that fuckingput him down and fucking had him
crying like go into thehospital, like I don't know,
what's wrong, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I need to go to the hospital yeah, my dad's the same
way that, like he will not goto the hospital or like, yeah,
exactly, I've never seen.
Yeah, he had a kidney stoneyears of life.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Yeah except that one time.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, he's like he had a kidney stone.
Yeah, my dad said the samething.
He was like I thought I wasdying.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
He's like I was in so much pain.
Your dad's in the hospital.
We're trying to figure stuffout.
I was fucking ready to fuckingget ready Turns out.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
We gotta take a claw and shove it up his dick to grab
the stone.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
And most of the time they just tell you bite the
pillow bitch and fucking pass it.
I went to a hospital recentlyfor a completely different
reason.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
I wasn't I wasn't in any pain, I just was literally
fucking passing out.
My heart was, rate was going upand I had no idea what was
going on and I was like, heyguys caught, I want one.
I don't know what's going on, Ifeel like I'm good.
Well, I mean, I literally alsotalk like that too, because I
couldn't fucking say anything.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Where were we.
I saw a wolf today.
After I hacked the government,I said, oh yeah, oh yeah, hi,
there they.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
What's worse is it was his friend saying that on
his stream and it was all likehe wasn't even being ironic.
He was being very sincere witheverything he was saying.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
It was not satire whatsoever, rere.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Fucking ASL.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
You're about to unleash the darkness inside.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
I'm gonna come back with a vengeance against these
guys, because they haveunleashed the darkness inside of
me.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
The voices just made me think of this when he started
talking about how he what weused to work for the government
and made a code that coulddestroy all the computers in the
United States, I felt like Ihad to share that in the group
chat because I needed Coco'sreaction, because I knew he'd
have a meltdown then I say who'ssomething you would say when
you were in like grade schooldidn't I say who the fuck is

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this guy?
please never let me talk to himyes, something like that,
something along those lines,good point.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Everybody, though, is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
You know that you don't make a code to hack the
government or whatever the fuckhe said Doesn't work like that.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Well, he said that he worked for the government.
Have you worked for thegovernment?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I work for a fucking bank.
I own the government, yeah, buthe literally works for the
government.
Have you, woodaway, worked forthe?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
government.
I worked for a fucking bank.
I own the government, yeah, buthe, woodaway, works for the
government.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Let him cook, let him cook, let him cook.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Let him cook.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Lock it in.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Lock it in.
Did I tell you guys the storyof Lock it In and why Murky
keeps saying it now?

Speaker 4 (59:47):
no, yeah, have you guys heard this?
Oh no, I haven't heard thestory.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
All I know is we were in the rain and we started
doing it lock it the fucking.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
So I need you here.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I need you here right now I was at the bar and, um, I
was with a group of friends,old co-workers and stuff and
there was another larger groupof people that were a couple
tables away from us and we wereoutside in like the patio area
and this larger group, othergroup, like uh, started slowly

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dissipating and they were allgetting in their own cars and
leaving.
It was down to one guy and onegirl and this guy had ordered
and called an uber.
When the uber gets there, thisgirl's fucking piss drunk, like
cannot hardly function, pissdrunk, and she's like sitting at
this picnic table, just likelooking in front of her at the
ground, and this guy's like, allright, hey, yeah, uber's here

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and stuff, and like we gotta go.
And she just starts throwing upon the ground and it was like
felt so terrible for this girlbecause she's like she had a bit
to drink and she was fuckinggoing through it.
And this guy like walks over andapologizes the uber driver,
real quick.
He's like I'm just trying toget her like be a few minutes of
stuff.
Like all right, dude's handlingthis pretty well, but then he

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just like flips script, turnsinto a complete asshole.
He's like, hey, hey, I need youto lock it in.
I need you to lock it in.
Look at me, lock it in rightnow.
I need you to lock it in uber'shere we're like what the fuck
is this guy's fucking problem?
This girl's just like fuckingannihilated drunk and he's just
like lock it in.
I need you to lock it in rightnow.

(01:01:21):
We need, we need to go lock itin.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Come on, if I get piss-ass drunk at the bachelor
party, I want you to fucking dothat to me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I want you to fucking go lock it in, lock it in.
Hey, look at me, look at me thenext round of shots is here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Lock it in and then we have to get this taxi.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Let's go yeah, I was like what the fuck is this guy's
problem?
We're like, um, one of thegirls from our group went over
and was like sitting with herand talking to her own, was like
about to be like hey, like ifyou want to just leave her here,
like we'll take care of her andmake sure she gets home, like
you can fucking take her on herown, like we'll take care of her
and like make sure she getshome, but like you're not

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helping at all right now.
Um, and this guy ended up justlike picking her up and putting
her in the back seat of thisuber and they left.
He was like I'm paying for thesuper by the minute, so lock it
in lock it in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Yeah, I was like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I don't think that's how fucking uber works, man wow,
lock it in.
Lock it in lock it in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
That is fucking hilarious and awful at the same
time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Oh no, the snaps are loud enough.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
No, the snaps are loud enough.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
It's just that you have to turn off your noise
filter.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Noise filter my balls into your unfiltered mouth.
That's fucked up.
Why would you say that?
Murky Damn, uh-uh, uh-uh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Uh-uh, what yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
me that's fucked up.
Why would you say that, murky?

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
damn.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
What, yeah me?
How can I say that?
Oh, you're dicking my ass, thathappened.
No, after my super cool shadowwarriors protected xeno After my

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super cool shadow warriorsprotected.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Xeno, I see you found the fart sound again.
Yeah, it misboosted the server,so it's back.
I thought about moving it to ahigher priority because that's
obviously way more funny thansome of the sounds we have, and
this one was also gone, ohyou're dicking my ass.
Man, we can't have that.
I feel, like we could havesuffered some of the other ones.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
No, it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I'm so scared you don't get me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
That's me at peak.
I don't want to die right nowin Death's Lane.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I'm just going to mess you up.
I rolled a one.
That's me at peak.
I don't want to die right nowin death's name.
It's been an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
It has been an hour already.
I mean we could keep going.
We usually go for like an hour,like 20 or so I do yeah,
usually I don't really payattention no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah Well, Mercury's going to the creamery this
weekend, oh hell yeah, baby, yep, I need, I need the milk.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Imagine I need ice cream.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Is it the root beer milk?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
No, you're not going to get the root beer milk.
No, have you tried it?

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
You need to get a little bottle of root beer milk.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
I'll try a little tiny one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
It tastes like root beer float yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Just get a little tiny one.
You don't need a whole gallonof it because it's too sweet.
It will give you the diabetes,yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
It's really sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
It is very tasty, like the little little baby
bottles.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Perfect, okay, so I'll grab one of those.
I'm going to grab a wholegallon of 2%.
I'm going to grab a wholegallon of chocolate.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
What about the?

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
strawberry.
Actually I might get half 2%,half whole what?
And maybe a half gallon ofstrawberry or two.
I'm going to go with like twoand a half gallons of milk.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
You got to take it in your bottles to exchange them
too.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Yeah, I got to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
They're all cleaned out and shit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
I got them.
They're all cleaned out andshit, I gotta clean mine out, so
, nah, it's gonna be super hardto clean.
Yeah, you're right, butgoddammit dude, that stash of
beards is like a fuckin' Tyrite.
Now, zeno, I got it cleaned upyesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Yeah, looks good.
Shit, I was supposed to tellyou too I was getting my hair,
my haircut, and there was a fewothers there and, uh, you know,
chris will keep spear in thefridge in the back, yeah, yeah
uh.
She was like talking about fuckyeah, we're having a fucking
party right now.
I was like, dude, you shouldhave like a winter, like a

(01:05:41):
christmas party or somethinglike that, with just your
clients.
She goes fuck yeah, dude, wewould have such a fucking great
time.
I was like I 100% know Murkywould be in.
She's like, fuck yeah, you,fucking Murky, these guys, like
another guy and like some ofthese chicks, we'd have a
fucking blast.
That's a good fucking idea.
I was like, hell yeah, crystal.

(01:06:01):
So she's like I might actuallyfucking do this.
We might have a fuckingChristmas party at the slot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
And I was like, fuck yeah, let's do it, that'd be
dope Crystal's a fucking riotyeah, I need to uh go in there
soon yeah get a little fuzzy.
I'm saying when the chest pubesconnect to the neck, fro yeah

(01:06:32):
Into a whole turtleneck sweater.
He knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Did you see Tenacious D's playing?
I did.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
I did see that dude.
I want to go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
I think we should look at tickets, or what do you
think?

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
think we should look at tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Let's look them up.
Let's look them up real quickADHD goes to Tenacious D Jack
Black.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Tell me an hour away from me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Tenacious D.
Will you swing through JackBlack An hour away from me?
They should be.
We just swing through scoopingreal fast.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
The Australia Bloomington Clumbles.
Let's see what we got here.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
I need.
Let's see what we got here.
Are you shitting?

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
me, I wouldn't shit you these tickets are cheap as
shit.
No, they're not.
Yeah, they are, they're notcheap e-tix.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
It's probably because ticket maps on their website,
like off of their tour website.
Let's see.
What's is it?
The stage is that I knew wecould do it like there, right

(01:08:15):
yeah.
Oh shit, oh shit, I havetickets.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Give me a goddamn second.
When's Miles and Mattman comingup here?
I know we're doing something inthe fall, apparently, where
we're just having a big fuckparty at my house.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Big fuck this upcoming weekend, but I work
Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Well, I mean we all canceled that Murky.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Because it was no.
No, I'm sorry, not this week.
Next weekend, Down to Matman's.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
He's talking about the 4th.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Got it.
You just not show up to work onFriday.
Hope they forgive you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
I have to run the shop all next week because my
service manager, the old man, ison vacation all week.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Tell him not to be yeah 5 be yeah, yeah.
Fivehead, yeah, you fuckingFivehead, you stupid
motherfucker, you Fiveheadhaving ass when?

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
are we, where are we, where are we?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Oh, there's one ticket.
How is there one ticketavailable?

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
What the fuck?
What happened?
Fucking E oh there's one ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
How's there one?
What happened, fucking e?

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
simulator check the fucking.
Oh, jesus christ chat you know,intoxicated driver oh, that's
fucked up oh jesus bro.
Intoxicated driver become orstay as an alcoholic, to try and

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try to avoid the cops whilecompeting to get as drunk as
possible, or be the cop andarrest your friends for breaking
the law.
Race against friends or theclock, where drinking is
mandatory for all racers soundslike Mario Kart on a Friday
tickets are $82 a piece, but letme show you let me show you

(01:10:25):
where these tickets be at.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Tickets are sold out, of course right.
Let me show you.
Let me show you where thesetickets be at.
Tickets are sold out, of courseright.
Let me see.
Share your screen for Octoberyeah so hang on wait.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Is this literally just like a virtual drinking
game?

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
maybe because so stages here.
Yeah, these tickets are here insection 9.
They're like up here, okay, orwe could see like back here.
What are these running?

(01:11:14):
$62 all right guys.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
I have to read this review for not recommended on
this game.
All right, we're bringing,we're bringing back the fucking
steam reviews.
We're reading to read thisreview for not recommended on
this game Alright.
We're bringing back the fuckingSteam reviews.
We're reading this review fromMonster Cat.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
This is right a week or so after the wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
This is for the intoxicated.
Which wedding?
The one that you're going to?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Are you going to listen to?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
So you guys, are you going tolisten to the story?
You're paying attention?

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Yep?
No, they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Okay, so this is for the intoxicated driver game,
posted June 1st by Monster Cat.
Have you ever dated a personfor a really long time, like
since 1992?
Maybe their name was somethinglike Hello Kitty and Sanrio
Friends Racing and you and HelloKitty and Sanrio Friends Racing

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got along fine.
Sometimes, you'd argue.
Sometimes they would drag youto a movie that you didn't want
to see.
Maybe you didn't like theirtaste in music, but things were
okay right.
Well, you've been dating for 23years.
At this point and maybe youstart to hate the way they laugh
, the way they cough, the waythey don't put the cat back on
the toothpaste.
Maybe you hate how Hello Kittyand Sanrio Friends Racing can

(01:12:37):
never decide what to have fordinner, and all these little
things start to build up in yourmind.
They start gnawing away at youand maybe one day you meet
another person you think is kindof cute and you end up leaving
Hello Kitty and Sanrio FriendsRacing for this new person.
Maybe their name is somethinglike Intoxicated Driver.
Hello Kitty and Sanrio FriendsRacing doesn't even get mad at

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you.
They don't throw your stuff outthe window.
They just look sad anddisappointed as you walk out the
door.
Stuff out the window.
They just look sad anddisappointed as you walk out the
door.
But after you spend one day withyour new partner you realize
what a terrible mistake you'vemade.
Intoxicated driver isn'tcharming or clever.
Intoxicated driver doesn't getyour jokes.
They don't seem to have anysense of humor at all.

(01:13:21):
Intoxicated driver falls asleepin your bed, then immediately
begins to fart and pick theirnose in their sleep.
Intoxicated driver falls asleepin your bed then immediately
begins to fart and pick theirnose in their sleep.
Intoxicated driver only wantsto eat at Applebee's.
Intoxicated driver believes inBigfoot and says incredibly
racist things when your friendsare over.
Intoxicated driver hasn't read abook since high school and has

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no opinion on any current eventother than thinking Donald Trump
would make a really goodpresident.
An intoxicated driver may havelooked accused back when they
were something you daydreamedabout when you were with Hello
Kitty and Sanrio Friends Racing,but after just one day you
realized that Hello Kitty andSanrio Friends Racing was the
best thing that ever happened toyou.

(01:14:03):
Hello Kitty and Sanrio FriendsRacing understood you and loved
you and you walked out on them.
For this.
You threw away the only goodthing you had in your life for
someone who has innumerableclipping errors and someone who
has no quit option beyondpressing Alt F4.
You threw away the best kartracing game for the worst.

(01:14:26):
And as you sit there on thefoot of your bed smoking a
cigarette at 3am staring intothe darkness, you realize what a
fool you are.
As intoxicated driver fartsloudly under the sheets.
You know Hello Kitty and SanrioFriends Racing will take you
back.
They will forgive you, but deepdown you also know that you no

(01:14:48):
longer deserve them.
Not recommended what.
That was incredibly deep.
I feel like this person needssome therapy for some other
deep-rooted issues.
Whoever made this game wastrying to make a statement.
Also.
Next review by Terminid HunterRecommended just like real life,

(01:15:12):
the dead family of four I ranover After pounding a bottle of
Jack Daniels On March 12th 2004Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
That's fucked.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
So Wow, so, oh shit, that's a lot After the
long-winded one we get.
Yeah, I murdered a family bydrinking and driving, sounds
about right.
I miss looking at the.
We used to do that.
Every now and then we look atlike random Steam games and pop
up the reviews and see a gemlike this See who shits all over
it.

(01:15:51):
Oh, that Hello Kitty one ispretty fucking good.
Um, it got the funny award forsure.
Basically, if somebody waswilling to write a story that
long, that actually kind of madesense.
Sense probably indicates it's areal review.
Also, somebody recommended itand also was like probably a

(01:16:14):
Bitcoin miner?
Oh, the developer responded tothis one.
It's not, but thanks for thepositive review.
That's so passive-aggressivepositive review.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
That's so passive aggressive.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Oh, look at Jade.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Be into me.
She's licking his butt rightnow yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
I eat my own ass.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
I remember my uncle talking to my cousin I eat my
own ass.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
I remember my uncle um like talking to my cousin, no
, his dog was like licking hisown balls what he did?

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
no, he didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
No, the dog was licking his balls right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
His dog licked his own balls.
What?

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
who licked their balls?
Was it Coco with the peanutbutter?

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
I mean, yeah, that's not the story I'm telling right
now oh, okay the dog licking hisballs on the floor as dogs do,
and my uncle just like, lookedover to my cousin.
He just goes hey, man, don'tyou wish you could do that?
And he's like, yeah, I guess hegoes, man, I bet if you go over
there and pet him real nicehe'll let you.

(01:17:29):
I thought that was the funniestfucking shit ever when I heard
it well, it's like I'm sorry,man, I'm dumb.
He's like look dude, he said hewas.
He pointed at the dog.
He's like man, don't you wishyou could do that?
And my cousin was like yeah, Iguess so, and he goes.

(01:17:49):
Well, if you go over there andpet him, real nice, I better let
you wow that's gay as hell ohcool, well, anybody got anything
else they want to share.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
No Nah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
All right, Murky, you got anything.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
I mean you can go check out XenosHogXXXcom and
show some support.
That'd be great, that would benice.
Check out XenosDickXenosDickcom and show some
support, that'd be great.
Check out Zeno's Dick.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Zeno'sDickcom.
I wonder if that's real.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Zeno's Hog.
Zeno'shogxxx.
Zeno's Hog.
Yeah, I made it myself.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Alright, well, goodbye everybody, goodbye.