S3 E18: Weiner Weiner Weiner

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener,
wiener, Wiener, wiener, wiener,wiener, wiener, winner, winner,
winner, winner, winner, winner,winner, winner, winner, winner,
winner, winner, winner, winner,winner, winner, winner, winner,
winner, winner, winner winnerwinner winner, winner, winner,

(00:37):
winner, winner, winner, winnerwinner winner, Weiner, weiner,
weiner, Zeno's weiner

Speaker 1 (00:46):
in Murky's bum Weiner ass, weiner ass.
This is the whole podcast.
We're just going to sing weiner, weiner.
The whole podcast.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
I got myself a new start working on Murky's album.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Did you almost start singing weiner weiner at work
today?

Speaker 6 (01:02):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's because you were drinking weiner.
He was drinking wiener, wienerat work today I was, it's
because you were drinking wienerhe was drinking wieners yeah

Speaker 4 (01:10):
you were here.
Oh, you are here look at hiswhen did you?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
fucking shave today I don't yeah I don't know, I like
the long beard I like I missed.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I missed the beard already.
No, it does make you look a lotyounger.
Though it does.
It does make me look a lotyounger, I don't know.
I like the long beard.
I missed the beard already.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
It does make you look a lot younger, though it does.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
It does make me look a lot younger.
No, the thing that gave me theincentive to do it was I was
working on a small project.
So I was looking back throughsome old photos in one of our
group chats and I came acrossthat area of when I was
traveling up north after mydivorce and I was like I know I
look a lot happier and healthierthan those pictures, but that

(01:52):
beard is kind of what I stillhave right now.
That is not a good lookingbeard.
So I was like you know what?
We're going to trim it down andwe're going to treat it right
again.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
There you go, oh yeah .

Speaker 6 (02:05):
So last time I tried to trim my beard by myself, I
ended up with this weird supershort side.
I've done that before.
Biker thing, I remember that.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
I cut it off shortly after.
I remember that I can imagineJesse was very upset, quite.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
She liked the beard.
She likes the beard.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yeah, quite, she liked the beard she likes the
beard yeah he had to like almostsensation off and uh yeah, it
got really, really short.
That day there was no morebeard, it was more closer to, if
I thought he kept shaving someoff.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
And then he'd like you're like hey, johnny, hey,
look at this, let me know, thisis uneven.
I was like that's uneven dude.
He's like, all right, all right, I'm gonna fix it.
And then he shaved a little bitmore.
He's like what do you think?
I was like I just I don't know,I don't know how you're trying
to accomplish here?
Yeah, and he was like shit hewas.
Finally he was like I'm justgonna have to fucking nix it all

(03:02):
, man, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
I get that.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
I've been there Ground zero.
I think he sent a snap orsomething to Dusty and she was
like what the fuck have you done?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
He drank the winter.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
There was this period in high school where I was
listening to Anthrax and I thinkit's their basis at that strip.
So I wanted to do do that,except for my cousin saw me like
when I was like two days intoit and he was like we're going
into the bathroom right now andyou're shaving that shit off
your face yeah, I think that'sscott ian, I'm pretty sure yeah,

(03:39):
I think, I think that's rightyeah, big old long, fucking hell
.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah.
I was like, oh, that's right,yeah, big old long fucking Hell.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, yeah, I was like, oh, that's cool, I can try
that and no that never cameinto fruition.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Oh my god, I just got an idea for a bard character
from that.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh, jeez, okay, let's hear it.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
He's not.
His hands are going to bebroken.
He's got disfigured hands, buthe grew out his beard and he
uses magic to make his beardplay his fucking guitar okay,
okay.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, I've also been concocting like a character if
thalgu, so listeners, if youdon't know, because I know we've
talked about it before us, fourare playing a curse of strahd
campaign that's being dm'd byher good friend, matt man.
It's also switch, who you heardin the podcast before, and uh,

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miles has recently joined I'msorry, g millie.
G millie has recently joined uh, but I am the bard character
and I was playing a gamerecently and I was like you know
what this character wouldactually make?
A pretty decent D&D character.
I would just have to think ofhow to make it work.

(04:52):
So I would definitely.
It would have to be a monk,because this character just
throws haymakers, that's allhe's known for, he just punches.
But he would also need, like,animal handling because he
recruits demons on his team.
It's the demi fiend fromshimogami tensei, uh three
nocturne, because that's wherepokemon kind of got a lot of its

(05:16):
shit from, with monstercollecting and the elements and
typings going against each other.
You can blame shimogami tenseiand dragon quest for all that
shit.
But I was like, yeah, so hewould need probably a little bit
of ranger in there or something, just to get that animal
handling so he can recruit andanimals or demons or whatever.
He'd probably have to be atiefling, because you know the

(05:39):
half demon shit Bunk, just so Ican throw haymakers at uh,
whisker Frost every now and then, whenever he's just being
pissed off, just phew.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
But, yeah that was my idea there.
What?
Are you hating on Whisker Frostfor.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Because I feel like he wouldn't get along with
Whisker Frost, you're probablynot wrong.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Everyone gets along with Whisker Frost.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well, not the one guy You're probably not wrong.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Everyone gets along with Whisker Frost, well, well,
not the one guy who got explodedunderneath the car.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
I mean, that's detailed semantics.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
It wasn't really you, it wasn't really Whisker Frost
it was your shadow.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
You were just kind of an accessory to murder in that
situation.
Yeah, you were just guilty byassociation, but it wasn't your
fault.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Once you're feeding your shadow, it's kind of like
your pet.
You need to feed it somehow.
At least you're not this big,strong, buff guy who's afraid of
a horse.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
See, I heard that that guy that your shadow ate
was actually a dirty dope dealer, so selling the kids.
Good, he was a kid, picked himup.
I heard that that guy thatyou're shadowing was actually a
dirty dope dealer Selling tokids.
He was a kid you picked him upoff the street.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
He was just somebody's kid.
Yeah, see, he was somebody'skid, but he was probably an
adult selling to children.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
He looked like a kid.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Now he doesn't look like anything.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
That we're all aware of he kind of looked like
pudding, I'm guessing, for likea kid.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Now he doesn't look like anything that we're all
aware of.
He kind of looked like pudding.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
I'm guessing for like a second.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, like blood pudding.
All we know is that he gotdragged into the shadow.
We don't know what reallyhappened.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, I have a very detailed description of what it
looked like.
He was a pile of bloody goopunderneath the thing.
I think Matman DM'd me some ofthe description of that and yeah
, he didn't get pulled into theshadow dimension, he got
eviscerated, he went through afucking stunt grinder you ever

(07:40):
see whenever Rick Sanchez goesinto the chainsaw dimension by
accident or something like thatand like people Like you go
through the portal and it justlike explodes into blood and
stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
That's the reason I actually talk to women.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's.
You can fucking shut your mouth.
You only talk to one, so youneed stupid.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Coco's, so got to you guys.
Guys talked to two of them.
You still got your moms.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, Jesus Christ, why don't you go drink some dick
then, Murky so see mom countsas a woman.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
So women there's two.
I have Shannon, my mom, that Italk to.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
So you didn't hear about the drinking dick comment
that Murky made.
Have you seen his name inMatman's Discord.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
In the Destiny server .
I have not.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Murky had a pretty good Freudian slip.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Good old brain fart moment.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Murky drinker of dicks okay.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, so me and Switch had been playing PvP.
I was drinking a bunch of milkand I was playing really well.
Name a day where you're notdrinking milk.
I didn't drink milk today whenI got home.
I haven't drank any milk sinceI got home today.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, it's my first alcoholic beverage.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
I'll ask for that for sure.
But anyway, and I was playingreally well, I was drinking all
this milk and I accredited myplaying well to drinking said
Moo Juice.
Then later on, I was beingasked about how much milk I
drank and I was trying to comeout with.

(09:16):
I was really good at Destinywhen I was drinking a bunch of
milk and for whatever reason itcame out as I was really good
when I was drinking a bunch ofdick.
Well, you were pissed off, forwhatever reason it came out, as
I was really good when I wasdrinking a bunch of dick and
like, well, you were pissed off.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
You were so pissed off at this point because you
were getting stomped on and youwere just saying you shit on my
dick, you fucking dick.
So it was already on the brainand you just go.
Yeah, I was doing so goodearlier cause I was drinking a
lot of dick and you said it withyour whole fucking chest.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Yeah, and I was just like I sat there for a second
like yeah, yeah, I fucking saidI'd drink a lot of dick.
I drank all the dick today.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now I am the drinker of dicks it was a pretty good
slip, it was really funny.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
When it happened, I immediately was like I
immediately was like switch.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Please tell me, you have that recorded for the sound
clip, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, he didn't.
Oh, no, oh.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Nope, nope.
What was it?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
It was me.
Wiener, wiener, wiener wienerwiener, wiener, wiener, my
wiener, inside of xenos you knowI have never truly given game
of thrones like a thorough watch.

(10:38):
I've watched the first threeepisodes as whole episodes and
that's it.
I've never gone past anythingof that.
So I know george rr martin isbeing a little cry baby right
now about house of dragonbecause of one of the house
insignias has an extra foot orsomething.
Well, maybe he can come back tous when he finishes the book

(11:00):
he's been writing for 10 yearsright yeah apparently he got on
his blog and he had this likewhole rant about it that that
insignia was wrong, like I'msure they'll edit it in post now
like post post, but I don'tknow.

(11:20):
I just feel like he's just, ifhe wants to fix it, be more
involved or something.
I don't know.
And he's hinting at Elden Ringshit that he's supposed to be
writing.
Finish your big project first,dude.
I get you have ADHD too,because you have the signs.
But maybe finish the firstproject before you go on to the

(11:41):
next project.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yeah, do it for the dopamine guy, do it for the
dopamine guy.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Do it for the dopamine.
I get that who's wearing apikachu shirt I am wearing a
pikachu shirt a very nicepikachu shirt does it feel nice.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
It looks like feels nice, it's like a golf shirt oh,
okay I feel nice hey, yo

Speaker 2 (12:03):
yeah, just oh oh we, we need some music here.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Murky, big mouth sounds we know, we know, we know
we know, we know look at thatareola, areola, areola.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
It's really hard and I'm gonna flick it.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Why are we the way that we are?

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Undiagnosed autism.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I had so much coding sweat today.
I was like coding really hardand fast.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
How hard were you coding?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
at one point gaz was in the room and I was just like
sitting there and there wassweat.
I could feel it dripping downthe my side and I'm like gaz,
there's sweat dripping down myside and she's like why?
Like what's going?
I'm like I don't know, maybeI'm just too efficient and I'm
just cold sweating, because Iwas absolutely drenched in the

(13:07):
armpit area just from like youneed some antiperspirant.
I was wearing antiperspirant wewere an antiperspirant or were
you wearing?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
deodorant there's two different ones.
I was wearing antiperspirantsomehow I don't believe you.
The deodorant is antiperspirant, deodorant ooh you don't
believe you.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
I want a bank record showing.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I want to see this deodorant.
I want it to say antiperspiranton there.
You know what?
What?

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Are you using gooch deodorant?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
You know what?
I bet you anything.
He's using that fucking saltlamp rock deodorant shit it's
just old spice yeah, that'swhat's wrong?
It's old spice, old spice isn'tgood antiperspirant okay, it's
terrible antiperspirant.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
It smells good yeah it does.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
It smells amazing fantastic you need to go with
like degree or dove, becausethat anti perspirant actually
works.
I use Harry's.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Harry's is pretty good.
Arm and Hammer is great yeah,arm and Hammer is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I'm just going to start putting salt on my armpits
no, yeah, well, you can do thatbud you know at that point why
not just use a cheese grater andjust like grate off your skin
so you don't sweat at all.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Just get rid of those pores.
I'll have a different kind ofwet.
I'll have a different kind ofwet going on.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Aren't there glands that control your sweat?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
No, no man, no, it's gnomes.
Gnomes are in there and theycontrol the sweat glands.
Oh my God, it's a whole factoryof gnomes inside of your skin.
Duh.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
That makes sense, could you guys?

Speaker 4 (14:48):
stop being so productive.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Please stop being so productive, thank you.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Maybe you should get better anti-ghost breath.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
I used sandpaper to get rid of fucking ringworm,
getting rid of skin.
Yeah, if you had ringworm, youwould take sandpaper and you'd
fucking rub it really good andbreak it all open, and then I
would take isopropyl alcohol anduse it to kill said fungus.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
There's a certain type of anti-dandruff shampoo
that could also just get rid ofring one too.
I think crew will actually do itbecause I got ringworm from a
barber once and I was, yeah, no,I had ringworm from a barber
because he didn't properly cleanhis stuff.

(15:39):
Yep, it was on my cheek becauseI remember it was the same one
where coco was finally in likethe friend group, like he was
fresh in the friend group.
I just got like beard cut, hairtrim, dropped it in there,
showed you boys.
You boys gassed me up and thenlike later that day I just
noticed this red thing on mycheek.
Turned out it was ringwormbecause that motherfucker didn't

(16:00):
clean his stuff.
When I left a review on Google,he did whatever he could to try
to get that review taken downbecause he didn't want people to
know.
Oh, I gave this guy ringworm.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Yeah, naturally Is it still up on.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Google.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I don't know, it's been a while.
It's been a while it's been awhile, but yeah, fuck that guy.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, fuck that guy yeah, fuck that guy fuck him
fuck him fuck his wiener wienerwiener, wiener wiener he's
wiener beating up the barber,wiener, wiener, wiener barber
it's flopping on his up thebarber Wiener, wiener, wiener,

(16:45):
wiener, wiener, wiener barber,it's flopping on his barber pole
.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
You expect there to be enough inches for it to flop?
Yeah, you're generous.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yeah, everybody has a little flop.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
If we all jump up and down at the right frequency.
We can play music Especially ifwe're naked.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Xenos would be the bass we.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
If it hits, it's like it sounds like a sonic boom
going off.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Don't go out of the Sopranos.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, who's got the snare?
Who's got the most fucked updick?
Probably Marky Marky.
You got a fucked up dick.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
I mean, shit probably dude.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
He's like, without being provided enough evidence,
I'm assuming.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
You ever watch porn?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I'm like wow, wow, my dick's fucked up I don't know
if I've ever had that experience

Speaker 1 (17:56):
xeno watches porn and goes oh, that's normal.
Yeah, for real.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Asshole and like.
I was just like why is everyonelike fucking pornos, have huge
dicks and stuff?
I'm like this looks kind ofnormal, Like I don't get it.
But then I met you guys.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Fuck you.
Baby Zeno gets mad at the pornbecause the guys have way too
small of dicks yeah, it's likewhen you're watching porn you
want to have a big.
I can't watch this little dick.
Fucking bitch.
Fuck this girl.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
I can't get my rocks off of this is this fucking
micro penis porn MVP is thatwhen he switches over to hentai
for the like cartoonishly bigones.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
The ones guys have to carry around like flopping
wheelbarrow.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Also like your food of porns.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Bainey girthy.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Bainey girthy.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Floppy wiener.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Floppy wiener Wiener, wiener, wiener.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Um, I feel like Switch has a decent looking
wiener, floppy wiener um, I feellike switch has a decent
looking wiener.
That's been confirmed.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
That is true.
Lena has confirmed, oh, butalso krista has confirmed that
maybe yours isn't that big whendid this happen?

Speaker 6 (19:22):
no, she confirmed that it is huge and said that we
should all thank him every dayfor not ruining our way of life
with this giant.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
She keeps flip-flopping it though, because
at first she said it was notbig and then she was like yeah,
you know, it's all right, it wasin the shadowverse chat well,
maybe she just got used to itand that that is a possibility.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
It's just becoming normal now.
Didn't confirm it was large.
And then she was like, actually, like you could use it to chop
people in half every day, everyjoke you guys ever make about
how big it is.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
You're right, but it's bigger.
That's literally what she said.
That's very funny.
He could bring a normal-sizedhuman being in half with it, and
we should all thank him for notfucking destroying us every day
when it gets erected.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
You just hear that slide whistle happening.
Jesus Christ that'd be prettyfunny you know, I wonder if,
like in the future, when we canhave body mods, of clowns would
do that.
I don't want to think aboutthat do you think they would
like women like female clownswould install like honks in

(20:30):
their breasts at that point?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
all I could imagine.
Yes, two clowns having sex nowand it's the fucking, the guy,
it just goes and then it's justlike as they're fucking having
sex and he grabs her hand, hegrabs her titties and he's like
hold on, babe.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Before we start, let me put on some ambience.
Dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun.
Oh no, I've created a canonevent for murky.
He's now gonna look up clownporn.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
I have to do door stuff, oh no, oh no.
I've created a candid event formurky.
He's now gonna look up clownporn.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
I have to do door stuff, oh no oh no oh, you're
dicking my ass oh my god, thisguy's name is the sunny dryer of
tongues you know, shannonactually does like theani, if
memory serves correctly.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Why, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
It's like the worst thing that Coke products ever
put out.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I just I think it's because of the filter they use.
People don't really care forDasani.
I think Dasani's a little onthe sweeter side myself.
Again, I think it's because oftheir filter.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Dasani tastes like harbor going down so you're in a
desert.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
You are dying of thirst.
You're probably a day away fromdying of dehydration.
There is a fresh, cold bottleof dasani.
You're not drinking it oh no, Idrink.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Then okay if I but if I walk into a gas station where
I have a big option pool ofwaters, probably in the bottom
five of all those options isDasan.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Gotcha.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
I drink it if that's all there is, but it's never my
first choice.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
What's your guys' opinion on LaCroix then?

Speaker 5 (22:24):
I don't like LaCroix.
Have you ever?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
tried Waterloo.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I have tried Waterloo .

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I don't care for that Waterloo is like ten times
better in my opinion thanLaCroix.

Speaker 6 (22:38):
I thought it was better.
I still didn't like it, but Ithought it was better than
LaCroix.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
That's fine.
I don't like carbonated water.
It just fucks with my autism.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
When I had to give a pop but I wanted something fizzy
, that was like the alternative.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah, that makes sense.
I do like liquid deaths.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
I haven't had enough liquid death.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
It is really good.
I actually really like liquiddeaths.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
Death.
Yeah, but it's not carbonated.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, they have a carbonated one,they have carbonated one.
I haven't tried theircarbonated one.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I was like their normal water is fucking fire
have y'all seen the commercialthat Ozzy Osbourne did for
Liquid Death?
No, uh, uh.
So they came out with like thispowder stuff that you can like
mix in your water to have likeflavored water.
And it's these two guys thatjust like poured in their like

(23:33):
water mugs, whatever.
And ozzy just comes up in alimo and he's like don't you be
snorting that stuff?
And then he's like explainingall these different ways that
you can like do drugs andoverdose on them, and these guys
are like what, uh, hold on,I'll have to find it, drop it in
the adhd after dark.

(23:54):
That's wild, but it's.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
It's genuinely funny you know what were we talking
about this week.
You're like, oh, we gottafucking save this for the
podcast that I can't rememberfuck, I remember you brought
something up too yeah, there wassomething um, it was the um
fucking.
I know one thing was likedrinker of dicks, but yeah, I

(24:20):
said that was only gonna be a 30second thing.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
It's so stupid and it turned out to be a 45 second
thing.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Oh damn, um, it was the whole dumpling conversation
no, that was like from last weekyeah, we've.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
We've already had that conversation.
Uh, so here's the liquid deathozzy osbourne commercial.
We turn up the volume, it'sgoing to be speaking.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Hey, hey, no way.
Ozzy Osbourne Death dust Takeit from me.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Don't snort that stuff.
We weren't planning on snortingit.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Yeah, we're going to mix it with water and hydrate.
It's got electrolytes whichyour body needs.
Yeah, it's delicious.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Whatever you do, don't try free-breezing it.
Free what Whatever?

Speaker 6 (25:04):
you do, don't try freebasing it Free what?
And never, ever inject it.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
And don't even think about boofing it.
Boofing it, you know what areyou?
Sticking it in.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
That is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
And then he just drives away.
I love it.
So yeah, I love it, it fits him.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Boofing it, you know, will you stick it up, y'all
Stick it up your yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Stick it up your yeah .

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Oh, you're dicking my ass, I'll just dip my own ass.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Why'd you do?

Speaker 6 (25:43):
that, oh my God, drugs, drugs.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Drugs, drugs.
You good there, marky.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I don't know if he is good, I think he's having a
slow meltdown His face is red,everything's fine.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
You sure about that?

Speaker 6 (26:01):
You burned yourself today welding from the light.
That was days ago.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh, that was days ago Days ago.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Yeah, and it still looks like that.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Oh, what if it's permanent?
Now?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
It is, yeah, it's permanent now.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
What if you basically tattooed yourself?

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Then I'll do the other arm and I won't wear
gloves, and then I'll have to domore of this arm.
Oh, it'll be fine.
Hey, who wants to drive superdrunk me to indianapolis when,
in a couple weeks on, like asaturday night, why?
Uh?
Legends of avantris will bethere and they're doing a one
shot from 11 pm to 2 am.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Is that the one with uh chuckles the clown?
Yes, okay, I know the groupyou're talking about.
I've heard good things aboutthem.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
I haven't listened to them though it's they have good
content and they have ashitload of content that's what
I see.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I see they have like a different shit, like campaign,
every season they have multiplefucking campaigns going on
because they're always doinglike a different system every
time it looks like, because Iknow they did root.
Root was one of the ones thatthey did.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
I know they did dnd they've done prime, they've done
root.
Um, they do have a female ledstrad that I haven't listened to
because I I've avoided allstrad content up to this point.
Um, but all their other stuffthey have once upon a witch

(27:29):
light with 55 episodes, and I'dsay they all average on youtube
two and a half hours, somelonger, some maybe a little
shorter.
Um, they have icebound, whichis a hardcore survival.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I just know those guys laugh a lot every time that
I hear like one of their shortsthey are very funny.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
They are very funny are they very funny?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
they are very funny, very funny weiner weiner, weiner
weiner, weiner weiner?

Speaker 5 (28:06):
are they at a con or something?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
yeah, they're gonna be a gen con, gen con ah, coco
and I were at that last year,you're gonna get a gen con good
luck affording that ticket,murky

Speaker 6 (28:16):
yeah, those tickets are pricey baby, oh, I would
imagine so like if they weren'tso pricey.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I feel like Shannon and I would go again, because
the merch booths there arefinesse.
However those tickets be priceyright like the only time it's
really worth going if you wantto just get, merch is on Sunday.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Sunday it's only like 18 bucks to get yes, the
cheapest tickets.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
You're basically going in there to just get stuff
right, but it was fun time.
I enjoyed it.
But this weekend, tomorrow, yettomorrow, coco is coming up and
not tomorrow today uh, we'regonna be going to doki doke con

(29:13):
and be weeaboos.
So who wants to put money downon a bet of what anime merch is
coco going to buy?
Is he going to get Naruto stuff?
Is he going to be gettingFullmetal Alchemist stuff?

Speaker 5 (29:32):
What do we think he's going to get my Hero stuff?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Isn't that what he's currently watching?
Coco, Are you currentlywatching that?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, yeah, I'm currently watching my Hero.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
How far along are you with Naruto, though?
Did you?
I'm done, you're done.
Did you watch Boruto?
Yes oh damn, okay, I didn'tknow you were that far along.
I know you finished Full Metaloh yeah, that's.
That was easy to finish yeah,it's like Brotherhood's really
easy to digest especially onepisode four, where they

(30:06):
introduced you to the lady andthe dog and then at the end of
the episode, they're one, yeah.
Fuck, shout Tucker.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Edward.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Traumatized his generation.
Let's be honest, edward, youknow what you are given 1
million dollars to beat up anyanime character.
Who are you fighting?
You get 1 million dollars tobeat up any anime character like
, you have to do, you have towin you have to win and they

(30:44):
basically you have to win, youhave to win and they basically
have to be put six feetunderground.
Once you're done with them,they have to be out see we're
talking about.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Like I have to win.
That's the problem in the anime, correct?
I'm gonna fucking beat the shitout of I'm gonna beat the shit
out of Ash Ketchum okay all Igotta say is he's the one I
gotta beat.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
He's gonna tell us his secrets do you know how
fucking buff he is?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
do you know the Pokemon he holds?
That is basically the weight ofa truck.
Ash Ketchum is built different.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
You are going to die.
No, that is basically theweight of a truck.
Yeah, but that also implies Ican hold them in that universe.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
You are going to die.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
No, yes.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
I would have to.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
If I got transferred into that universe, the laws of
physics would change, and if hegot transferred out here, the
laws of physics would alsochange.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
I don't know, man, I don't know.
I feel like Ash Ketchum is justa really strong fucking kid.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I'm just going to go in there with a Palsphere and
catch him.
No fair, I'm gonna fight.
What's his name, fucking Go?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah.
He kind of deserves it.
I was gonna fight someone forPokebobby Giovanni.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
I feel like.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Giovanni would whoop your ass One on one.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Me versus him In a fair fight, beating his ass.
You know what?

Speaker 6 (32:14):
happens when a 10 year old summons his Pokemon Go
over and punch the fucking kidin the face and I bet he leaves.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I was going to go with Hamtaro but the fuck is
that I forgot about that was anoption.
Yeah, he's a fucking hamster,like even in our universe.
In his universe he's abiding byhamster logic.
All I gotta do is chuck thatthing and I win you would do
that I would absolutely chuck ahamster for a million dollars.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
You kidding me I don't think I could do it.
Guess you could, I don't knowyeah, you could.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
If somebody handed you a hand, a hamster, and said
this case has a million dollars,and they showed it to you, you
absolutely would I really don'tknow if I just out of that
answer gronkowski football spotinstant all the way up top as
hard as I can do you ever seethe ad?

(33:13):
I can't remember where I sawthis at, but it was like an ad
of like this guy finished.
I don't remember what it wasfor, but this guy finished the
flooring and thought he had left.
A't remember what it was for,but like this guy finished the
flooring and uh thought he hadlike left like a tool underneath
it.
Oh yeah, that's non-smokingcommercial and they're like, and
he's like trying to stomp itand shit like that.

(33:35):
And he thought it was, hethought it was just like a
cigarette or something.
And the fucking kid goes mom,have you seen my hamster?
And he fucking looks back downand there's a blood splat coming
through the fucking floor.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
That shit was awful.
Those commercials were madedifferent back then, right.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
So is Tenacious D breaking up.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, they did break up.
I think so yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I think it's like Kyle Gass was fired by like the
whatever agency or yeah I think,like jack black, did do the
smart thing to try to protecthis career there.
But if you've ever listened tokyle gas during interviews, I'm
also not surprised that he saidthat makes sense.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Murky and xeno, you were guys, you guys were going
to get tickets to go see them.
Not surprised that he said thatMakes sense.
Murky and Zeno, you guys weregoing to get tickets to go see
them, weren't you?

Speaker 6 (34:31):
I love Tenacious D.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I'm kind of sad that you know there's a reason I sing
, fuck her gently most timeswhen I do karaoke Most.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I thought you were going to say when you were
having sex, but played abackground on repeat karaoke.
Most I thought you were goingto say when you were having sex,
but play the background onrepeat.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
He doesn't have.
I burned a CD he doesn't havefor 60 minutes.
What's that?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
yeah, what's sex people have that?
Yeah, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I do, I do, that's what you said like I do oh, you
give me, I'm Z, I'm in thehoneymoon phase oh, also Murky.
Do you notice how much Zeno istalking while playing Destiny?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
do you notice how that like?

Speaker 6 (35:18):
this entire time he's a dog shit liar.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
He's obviously we know, we know he's a dog shit
liar.
He's a dog shit liar.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
He's obviously tricked you guys into believing
in his farts.
We know we need her.
Zena, look up just a little bitmore so we can see the
reflection.
Yeah, yeah, there's someDestiny gameplay in that.
You can see it.
You can see it in his fuckingglasses, bro Grabbed by Coke he
can't lie.
What?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
is Murky Haven.
What, what's Murky Haven?
Is it Captain Coke?
Oh yeah, captain Coke.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Okay, captain Coke Zero.
Drink of a gentleman.
Yeah, coke Zero.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Gotta lose them pounds.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
Yep, we're gonna start going back to the gym
because I am not gonna look likea fucking slob at my wedding
let's be real we're both gonnalook like slobs, no matter how
much we try oh dude.
Well, I guess maybe Coco hasn'tever seen like Zeno has, where

(36:21):
I always get tired of lookinglike shit and then for like
three weeks just get cut up andthen look really good after that
, but then I'll get fat againbecause I'll get satisfied.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
It's a vicious cycle, sounds awful chicken and rice
for every meal for like threeweeks yeah, I'll go from like
right now.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
I'm like walking around like 2.30.
You're not going to be able todrink like 10 gallons of milk a
week, or shit.
If you work out hard enough,you can eat, or drink whatever
the fuck you want I don't knowthat you can work out enough to
burn a gallon of milk a day no,you absolutely could.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
I don't know.
I mean, you can try, you candocument it.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
I don't know about documentary, I think you should
do another.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Um, documentary is like supersize me, except don't
let it come out that you were analcoholic and a drunk remember
whenever McDonald's hadsupersized meals.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
I wish they still did .

Speaker 5 (37:24):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Shit.
I'm not buying McDonald'sanytime soon.
That shit's expensive right now.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
If you got a supersized meal today at
McDonald's.
It should be like $15.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Did you know our small is a large, like in London
.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I heard about that.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
In Australiaia I also know that near you in chicago
is, uh fucking internationalmcdonald's are we talking about
the, the drink?
Thing, or whatever or no, likethere's a mcdonald's in chicago,
that's an internationalmcdonald's, so you can go there
and order anything that isserved at any McDonald's

(38:05):
international.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Is that in like downtown Chicago?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not driving tofucking Chicago for McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
I'm doing it Right.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I mean okay.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
I'm taking you with me.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Okay, there's a Well as long as he's not driving.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I mean, that was his rule.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
There's another thing that McDonaldcdonald's is is
doing.
It's like a beverage thing orwhatever.
I can't remember what it'scalled um, but it's like the
it's like a cat fucking whatever.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
It's like a separate restaurant chain, like the first
one ever was put in near me.
But it's like, oh, what's itcalled?
It's like mix, mix something.
It's like cosmics, cosmicscosmics yeah, that drink
specifically and it's literallyyou there's no inside and you
just go in, you just go into thedrive-thru and it's just, it

(38:56):
looks like a toll booth with howmany lanes they have for this
drive-thru and then, like you'retold, you pay for it and then
then the drive-thru is like allright, your order is ready, and
then you drive around and get itand it's just like a mcdonald's
.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
That's just a bunch of beverages what kind of
beverages can you get there?
You get like a ton fucking bobatea.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
You can get refreshers and you can get
anything you could at mcdonald'sif you really wanted to.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
But just think of a really yossified cafe version of
McDonald's without food, andthat's kind of what you're
getting.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Switch is typing in Destiny chat wiener, wiener,
wiener, wiener wiener Switch hasa huge wiener and it's in my
face wiener, wien, huge wienerand it's in my face wiener,
wiener nice and soft, non-erectwiener, floppy, wiener, floppy

(39:56):
wiener.
He's playing chain together.
There he is.
How was that game, by the way?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
It's fun, except for I think Xeno got annoyed with me
.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
It's fair, xeno gets annoyed with me when I play
Destiny 2, so I understand thefeeling.
I don't get annoyed.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
He doesn't get annoyed with you with Destiny.
You would know if he's gettingannoyed with you with Destiny.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Switch is playing Phasmophobia Interesting.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Phasmophobia Interesting Wiener Wiener,
wiener Weiner.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Weiner, Weiner, Weiner, Weiner.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
So this episode is just going to be titled Weiner,
or whatever.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
Weiner absolutely Nino's Weiner getting shown on
the podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I'll play with you after we're done with the
podcast switch.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
No, he won't.
He's going to forget about youentirely.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Unlike Zeno, I can't play and talk at the same time,
at least.
I can admit that fact, unlikesomebody in this room.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Yeah, hey, how dare they.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, how much dressing did you put on the
salad Creamy ranch?

Speaker 6 (41:04):
No, what you asked me was how much ranch did you put
on your salad?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I literally just said creamy french.
So technically I just correctedyou to what point you only
corrected me on, like the lastpart of what I said.
What, what part do you thinkyou corrected me on?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
I was super right and you're wrong because you're
dumb he literally said the exactsame thing that I said right
obviously you're stupid pay foreducation for.
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
I think you're dumb as shit.
Oh yeah, how about that?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
fight me dumb joke's on you.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
I am fight me, dumb boy, I didn't have to go get a
college degree to prove I wasdumb.
I didn't.
Instead, you go get a collegedegree to prove I was dumb
instead, you dropped out beforeyou could get up oh shit we know
, we ain't.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
We know, we ain't.
Jesus Christ he can't help younow, oh my murky's playing
phasmophobia.
I believe it.
He looks the type.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
I'm just gonna play this randomly when you're
playing.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
I love him.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
That sounds about right why does phasmophobia look
like dog shit right now?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
I don't think that phasmophobia ever looked that
great to be quite honest, a lotof its assets but uh when I was
out of power for okay the hell.
Divers are coming to restoreyour power right?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
well, I mean, I obviously have it back because
you know otherwise I wouldn't behere.
But I got bored and I decidedto make more that game breaker
ideas and actually wrote outstuff to actually do for some
ideas, for that that shit whereCoco couldn't win uh-huh and
actually made one where cocoactually probably could win if

(43:13):
he figured out what the rule wasquick enough I like how the I
like how this sounds like.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Uh, I can never win.
Is the goal of this gamechanger thing.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Oh, like the thing is is just the first one was coco
couldn't win.
That, that was the rule of thegame.
No matter what you did, youlost.
But all these other ones, Ihave different ideas so when are
we playing the next one?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I don't know whenever you guys want you don't have
any set up right now though I doactually oh, jesus christ, we
know we know.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Here's the thing you fucking doubt the dude who's
possibly autistic and enjoyshosting you fucking little faith
.
I've got a lot of stuff to talkabout to be could be quite
honest yeah, unless you know ormurky, have anything that's.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Oh no, did you just think of something?

Speaker 5 (44:04):
no, he's playing pasmophobic no I'm fucking
something.
No, he's playing Phasmophobia.
No, Switch is messaging.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
He's just messaging me in fucking Steam chat.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Wiener, Wiener, Wiener.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
So he keeps digging and I look down and it just says
Wiener a bunch, yeah, baby,yeah, yeah, beautiful yeah yeah,
beautiful wiener wiener, wiener, wiener

Speaker 2 (44:36):
wiener wiener, wiener wiener which is also messaging
me wiener, wiener switch.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
You have to add all the stuff.
My season pass says I havesomething that's not collected,
but I have everything collectedare you sure about that?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
have you tried hard enough?
I think you're blind yeah, Iwould have to agree could be.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
It's very possible.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
I think you need to get your eyes checked again.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
I think you're right.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Of course I'm right.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Can you check them for me?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Of course I would do anything to look into those eyes
again.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
God yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I'm burnt up.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Yeah, take your shirt off.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I'm burnt up.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Oh God it's so hard I farted.
Do we like that?

Speaker 6 (45:29):
sometimes I'm so hard I farted and do we like that
sometimes I'm so hard I fartedoh, geez, wow, that's gonna be
cocoa after I feed him milk andmagnesium later.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Oh no, you're gonna do that tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
uh, absolutely, but what do you think?
The first thing I'm going to do, he's gonna walk into my
apartment you know what Lil hasalready said that he's gonna
shit in my toilet for callinghim stinky.
I was like he's coming inAugust, I know that much
remember the day that you saidyou wanted to go tubing.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Yeah, that's the day that you said you wanted to go
tubing.
You know, yeah, that's the day.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, some bullshit anyways, welcome back to game
breaker hosted by yours trulyeden directs.
So we, you boys, know the ruleof this particular game, right,
yes, yes, of this particulargame, right, yes, yes, be honest

(46:30):
what this one no.
I don't this game that we'regoing to be playing right now, I
don't know the rule.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Do you know the rule?
No, no, no, that was last week.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
We have a completely new rule now, so you do not get
to know the rules.
Only the host knows what themain rule is.
Our players have no idea whatgame or games they're about to
play.
The only way to learn is byplaying, and the only way to win
is by learning.
So no need to hit that buzzer.
So, xeno, you can safely keepplaying your game.

(47:02):
Unless stated otherwise, ourturn order is going to be Zeno.
Then Coco Murky Rince repeats.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
All right, are we ready?

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Yeah, yeah All right.
Yeah Horse Cock.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
No point given.
Yeah, coco.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Pig Animal.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
No point given christ perky cat tail?
No point given zeno dog dog.
Sorry, no point.

(47:48):
Coco duck, that's a point forCoco, coco oh.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
I almost, I almost wuffed.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Murky crow no, no, that is a point for murky little
bunny no what no, what Neverhad a little bunny with llama.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
No.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Just me.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Coco Machinga, you or me, that's a point, for Coco
Murky casting a rod uh good,good fucking luck do you want to

(48:56):
hear me beat my dick under thetable or?

Speaker 4 (48:59):
you just go I'll take that.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
I'll take that yeah, yeah, you got that line.
When it comes off, what?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
zeno ps5 turning on.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
That's what good pussy smells like I would have
just turned mine on, oh no I'lltake it.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I'll take it coco mario jump it's a little more
yoshi yeah, I'm not gonna giveyou the point for that one, I'm
sorry damn shame uh, murky sonicring.
It was close.

(49:45):
It was close, I will give youthe point.
All right, xeno potion soundeffect in kingdom hearts.
I'll actually take that.
It was close.
It was close, I will give youthe point.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Alright, xeno Potion sound effect in Kingdom Hearts.
I don't think that's the soundit makes.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I'm ashamed Coco Glass shattering.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Is it bad if I thought about finding a piece of
glass and just breaking it thefirst?

Speaker 6 (50:08):
thing I reached for was this glass.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't know, I can't make a glass shattering sound
you should cut immediately intothe Stone Cold Steve Austin
theme song.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Perky reuse signature move.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Hadouken.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
God damn, that was good, that was really good.
Give him two points.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Alright.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Now give me three points, zeno.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
A falling down sound and punch out, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
That is close enough.
Coco typing on a keyboard hangon.
I'll take it also, I'll take italso opening a package from

(51:14):
Amazon just looking for anAmazon.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
I can't hear fuck hmm , what else can I make sounds
with in here?

Speaker 6 (51:30):
I can't hear fuck um.
Hmm, what else can I makesounds with in here?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
I know what you can do instead.
Oh, there's the dildo I ordered, not that good in here no, it's
not coming through

Speaker 2 (51:44):
damn it no point for murky no point cycling back.
No, it's not coming through,damn it.
No point for murky.
No point Cycling back.
Zeno and Coco a couple on theirfirst date.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
So you do coding, then yeah, yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Do you want me to show you some code?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
I can hack the government with it.
Only if you don't get supersweaty actually I will get
really sweaty okay, okay, I'mgonna give you both a point for
that one.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Coco and murky training a guy for the final
battle, only to realize they'renot the chosen one from the
prophecy.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Go go.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
You ready to fucking finish this?
Are you ready to finish thisstory?
Have you completed all your?

Speaker 5 (52:39):
side quests.
They've broken down the thirdwall.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Aren't we training somebody.
Are you training me, or are wesupposed to be training somebody
else?
I trained you what you trainedthe wrong person.
What do you mean?
Oh fuck.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
You haven't bedded a hundred virgins, no.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh shit, oh no, All right, all
right.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Let's see if the Chosen guy is actually just
selling pasta somewhere Ithought you guys were supposed
to be training the chosen one,not coco, being the chosen one,
I just rolled with it.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
To be fair, he trained the wrong guy, he's the
chosen one I mean all right

Speaker 2 (53:24):
murky and zeno, an ant trying to tell his colony
about the food he just found bro, there was a fucking big ass
oreo over there, fucking neverseen anything.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Dude, it was like bigger than the fucking queen
herself, fucking months antcolony 200 000 strong.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
We must move now, every one of us.
We must go to the Oreo fountainand claim what is rightfully
ours, before the Beatles and theother bullshit get there, the
Beatles and the other bullshit.
King, king Shmebulok.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Hey, we have no king.
We have no king, you're theking.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
Shut the fuck up.
You found the Oreo.
You're the king now.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
You're fucking her.
Right, you stupid fuck.
You're the king.
Shut the fuck up.
You found the Oreo.
There was no king.
You stupid fuck.
You got the biggest dick.
You're fucking her.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
That doesn't mean I'm a king, to the Oreo, to the
Oreo Point to both of you, pointto both of you Xeno, zapdos,
zapdos.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah, I don't think that was the correct thing.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Make it sound.
Sound you motherfucker?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
uh, good luck making this cry it's from gen one,
idiot you know what I'm actuallygoing to give you the point?
Yeah, that's from pokemon thefirst movie.
Fucking watch it, bitch so whatwe were looking for oh, hang on

(54:57):
, I gotta unmute the stream holdon.
Let me know when you're readyI'm good, all right okay, that
was perfect, that was perfectyes, the fact that you screamed.
I was like he got it he got it.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Let's fucking go oh jeez, that was good fuck you,
bitches wow no, no, you're done,you're done.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Coco hentai.
Okay, you know what point forCoco.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
You were really close there no way, let's give you
the point, no way I was closerthan Zeno hold on.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Let me skip forward a little bit here, because he
really doesn't make his noiseuntil after he gets attacked by
misdreavus which, by the way,check out gamebo, where we have
misdreavus in our recent let'splay uh, pokemon coliseum.
All right, here we go.
You were close.

(56:08):
You just make some weirdguttural noises yeah alright, uh
, next for murky.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
He's gonna give me something you're done cloaking
give it to me

Speaker 2 (56:28):
dad, you're the chosen one points to murky
because he noticed this was frompokemon 2000 and this one
speaks yep, that was good shit,good shit so what were you
looking for?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I could use pants.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
I could use pants.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
So this Articudo is really fucking shit up for me
right now All right Zeno.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
I don't know.
He talks like a human.
I don't know what he soundslike, though I'm Gabumon.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
That's not Gabumon dude, I'm Gabumon.
I don't know.
I almost would have given youthe point, but you said the
wrong name because you wereclose.
You were shockingly close.
This is Gilmon Gilmon I have afeeling.
This is more what we werelooking for you've got to stay

(57:43):
out of trouble you can't keepcasting things and knocking
stuff over.
So yes, that's gilman, who'salso voiced by the same dude who
does like a ton of anime voices.
Um shit, what's his name?
He was in mass effect.
He's the main character of umcowboy bebop.

(58:04):
I can't think of the dude'sname.
He's done a lot of stuff,though.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
DeVault would be sad.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Yes, he would no.
Enough of you Coco.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Fuck, if I know, I don't even know what this one's
called.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
This one's actually Gabumon.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
This is Gabumon.
I don't know Gabumon.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
I is.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Gabumon?
I don't know, this is Gabumon,gabumon.
I have fucking no idea.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
So what we were actually looking for.
You don't own this footage.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
So are we going to get copyright strict for this?

Speaker 6 (58:50):
most likely speak over at the super live.
Sorry, we just watched thewhole, yeah right here.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Yeah, I wasn't gonna get that that was him turning
into gururuman, the minute I saw.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Zeno had a digimon when I knew I was fucked Gabuma,
gabuma.
So that was him turning intoGururuman the minute I saw Zeno
had a Digimon when I knew I wasfucked Murky, good luck this is
Impmon, if that helps out.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Impmon, Impmon.
Yes, I'll tell you this much.
He has an accent.

Speaker 6 (59:27):
That's the only other hint I'm getting here this
motherfucker Italian, it's a meit's a me, it's a me you got no
fucking good parmesan.
That's why your mother nevercomes around so here's what
itmon sounds like.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Skip forward just a little bit look at you begging
like a dog.
You don't need that permissionto do anything.
Hey, it's itmon.
You so-called tamers, keep yourdigimon on a real short leash,
don't you're telling them whatthey can do and who they?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
it's a new york italian accent, but because you
got the italian part right, I'mgonna give you the point, that's
well learned you're a fuckingbum.
You're never gonna be nothingalright, xeno and murky, you
need to make sure your eyes areon the screen for this one, okay

(01:00:23):
, alright, let me get thingssituated here.
Alright oh no alright, okay,let me get things situated here.
Oh no, oh no, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
You may begin.
I know what's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Don't be Beep, beep, beep beep Don't be, don't be,

(01:01:14):
don't be.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
This is so fucking stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
The boobs get one I'm gonna give the point to xeno
for that one, I think we need todescribe to people what just
fucking happened for our audiolisteners.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Absolutely.
So what's happening?
Oh no, I can't say, becauseotherwise I'd be giving away the
rule.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
If you guys want to try to explain, they just
watched a video of Mario playingthe first level.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
We had to act it out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Well, you didn't have to say that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
I can give away the rule.
You can't give away the rule.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Alright, Coco and Murky.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Why is that a gov site?
No, it's a oh, no, oh, no what58.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Okay, okay, because it's royalty free.
Do, do, do, do, cause it'sroyalty free here, right about
here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Okay, you two ready sure oh no, this pirate he's
blowing me, help me, popeye,help me.
Ah, ah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we're gonna get him.
We're gonna get him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack,
whack, whack, whack, ow.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Oh, dang it Like a piece of garbage Look at these
fucking tumors.
Look at these fucking tumors inmy arms.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
I've got tumors in my arms too.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
Look at me, Look at my tits, look at my fucking
tubas in my arms.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I've got tumors in my arms too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Look at me, look at my tits.
Look at my tits.
I'm gonna sniff your balls.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
We're gonna cut in there.
Coco sniff your balls.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I liked it when he was going look at my tits.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Look at my tits.
Alright, Coco Zeno my tits lookat my tits.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
All right, coco zeno.
Oh, fucking christ, oh, no, nooh, no all right, yours begins
now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
All right, yours begins now.
What's going on out here?
I?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
don't like it, I don't wanna.
Why is there?

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
a hand in my shell.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Don't forget to wear a hard hat when you're in the
worksite.
Check this out.
What's going on.
I'm gonna blow myself realquick before I pop my turtle
head out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
And today's lesson it's a tornado get under the
desk School shooting.
Actually, this is a schoolshooting drill.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Alright, remember, I don't care about any of you and
I will protect myself over you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Correct.
Oh no, the school's on fire,you're all dead.
Congratulations.
Fuck these kids.
Firemen Over there, get in thetruck, go go, let him through,
let him through all right, we'llstop there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Zeno and coco oops, that's not what I meant to give
you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
I was really hoping for you.
Know, little johnny, I thinkwhen I go home I'm going to beat
my wife if my martini's notready.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
So for our audio listeners.
I'm pretty sure you can pick upfrom the last thing that was
being done by Coco and Murky.
That was Popeye the Sailor manwhen he was going up against
Sinbad the Pirate, and this oneis from a documentary called
Duck and Cover, which wasteaching kids how to survive a

(01:05:23):
nuclear blast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
I was close with the school shooting.
It's just a very much biggerschool shooting.
The whole school gets shot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
And their parents.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
And their parents.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Alright, we're going to need all three of you oh no,
alright, are we starting?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
look at these fucking lemons, look at these fucking,
look at these mother fuckinglemons when life gives you
lemons you stick them in yourbutthole.

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Can you go ahead and stick your?
Stick your lemon.
Look at my horrible face.
Oh yes, Stick your lemon upthere harder, Daddy.
I know I look like I got kickedout of Bleak 182, but it's fine
.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
I promise my dad's business is going to come
through.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
What in the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
What is she doing with the lemons, lemons, joanna,
get away from her fuckinglemons, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Joanna, get away from her fucking lemons.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah, Joanna, you fucking whore.
Hey, this is a porno.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
I'm trying to get this off right now.
Joanna, Are you still gonnafuck me in front of?

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
her.
What is Joanna doing?
Oh my god, I've gotta have somebig balls for this porno.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Joanna definitely doesn't mind if you fuck me
right here.
Get some more lemons.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
I'm so horny for lemons.
I love citric acid in my vagina.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
Lemon fucking zested my pussy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
I sure hope Joanna's not over there stealing the
lemons from us.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
My pussy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
They said it smells down there.
So I'm trying to get rid of thefish odor.
I'm trying this all natural.
Go ahead.
What the fuck are you doing?
Lemon thief.
Lemon thief, lemon thiefTackler.
No, I'm trying to air out mypussy.
Yeah, now what?
No, stop grabbing my lemons.
I'm trying to get rid of myshirt instead.
Oh no, stepdad, don't shakeyour hand down my pants.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
What oh no, stepdad, don't shake your hand down my
pants what the fuck is thatcalled like?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
is this the start of a porno?

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
for fuck's sakes I feel, like that's definitely the
start of a porno.
Did you see that last scene?

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
it is.
It is indeed the beginning of avery infamous porno, which has
been dubbed as the LemonStealing Whore.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
That makes sense, that checks out.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Do I get bonus points if I could name one person in
this scene?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Other than the one that was already name-dropped
Sure.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Who was name-dropped?
Jonah?
Oh uh, James Dean, I thinkMaybe.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
I was just taking a guess, but I don't want to look
it up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
I think Maybe I'm not going to read that I was just
taking a guess.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
I don't want to look it up.
I thought it sounded right.
Yeah, I'm not looking it up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I'm going to give points.
All three of you, good job onthat one.
Woo man the lemon started goingdown, and it was immediately
like what the fuck is happening.
Xeno, I can go higher.
Bitch, all right.
What the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
is happening.
Xeno, I'm garbage, alrightalright, I like trash.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Coco.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Coco Fucking garbage.
You got me cool.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Okay, okay.
I also don't know why it's notfull screen Would have gone with
like for me, me my humans havea laugh, me murky okay, I'll
take it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
Uh, xeno the fuck hey , uh, you got some of them
snacks.
Oh, you got the fucking cookie.
Let me get that shit.
Let me get that oatmeal creampie.
Oh, bitch open the fucking shitup.
What are you doing?
Trying to get in there, lady?
Hey, don't fucking tell me withit and then take it away.
Fucking open that bitch up.

(01:09:11):
I need it.
I need some of it.
I've been eating garbage allday.
Look at me, I'm thinning out.
I need the old milk green pie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
I'll give it to you, because you stuck through with
the poor New Jersey accent.
Oh, come on now.
There we go, coco.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
This thing looks really good.
I'm going to just soak it insome uh way to go, oh I was
going to just soak it in someGod way to go.
I was going to eat that I'm justgoing to.
It's got to be around heresomewhere.
Here's another one.
Let's try to dunk this one inwater.
Why does this keep happening tome?

(01:09:55):
Where is it gone?
I want this thing.
It it looks good.
I want to know what it tasteslike when I put it in water.
Maybe this one won't do it.
Oh yeah, yeah, we're just gonnaeat it, not gonna put it in the
water.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
This is good so for audio listeners, I realize
context is probably big.
Uh, they just got threepictures of ronnie the raccoon
and they're currently watchingraccoon videos.
So what you're hearing areraccoon videos, all right, and,
of course, time to help peoplecustomize and save all right,

(01:10:33):
let's mute that.
All right, murky, this is oopsyours it's goddamn 5.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
All right, Murky, this is yours.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
This goddamn 5.6 Nissan.
Oh shit, huh, huh, let me out,let me out, let me out.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
Oh you, let me out of here.
I'm going to rip your ass, boy,I'm going to get you.
Look at me, I'm fucking, I'mwild.
Oh, I got the tail shakes.
Yeah, stick it in here.
You want rabies, bitch you'reat rabies.
It's terrible for your kind,look at me.
Look at me in my fucking deadanimal eyes.
Look at me in my dead fuckinganimal eyes.

(01:11:11):
I'm gonna have my way with you,and then I'm gonna fuck your
wife oh, thatcoon had the crazyin him, dude yes, yes, it most
certainly did interesting thatthat video you had to watch on
youtube

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
I said you paid me my goddamn money.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Wait till you know.
Describe to our audio listenerswhat they're looking at.

Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
It is a lady in business casual.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Is this a stock image ?
Is this holding the stock image?
She is smiling.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Why is this a stock image?
She has a nine mil pointed at agoldfish that she is holding in
your other hand.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
And I want to point out that that goldfish is
definitely on like a differentlayer, is that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
goldfish part of the stock image.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Yes, why the fuck is this an image bro?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Why is this an image?

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
I went on to Shutterstock or Shutterstock and
just found a bunch of randomimages, speaking of which Coco.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
I literally wrote code to hack the government.
I have all of your.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
I would have gone with something like I'm
watermelon man double points toCoco for that one you know, it's
the only thing that can be saidfor that one right right right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Describe to our listeners what you're looking at
this dude's got a watermelon onhis head and he's got some
really thick trying-to-look-likeaviator glasses, and then just
imagine that.
But then somebody's lookingdown to make their neck as fat
as possible.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
He's got a wicked double chin right now.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Murky.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Murky, murky.
What is this?
I wasn't expecting this, youbetter have a great accent for
this one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
I wasn't expecting this.
Oh my god, you better have afucking great accent for this
one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
I don't I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
Hold on, I got this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Just be anti-Semitic.
You got this.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
That's where I don't want to go.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
I'm going to turn on the gas and I'm going to roast
the potatoes I'm going to bakethese potatoes as soon as I'm
done with these potatoes, I canturn the country to my side.
Fucking potatoes, I will burnthem.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
I like how your your German is a fucking.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
I do not have a good German at all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
I'm not gonna give murky.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Oh my god these potatoes, we've got to put them
in the oven.
I've got plenty of those.
I love you so much, I'll giveZeno that point.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
The last image was a the last image was Hitler it was
someone with a very badmustache peeling potatoes
wearing a red dress.
Zeno what are they currently?

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
this is a overweight, bald headed man sticking his
tongue out while holding his catpicture.
George the animal steel ifyou're a boomer, the cat looks
like he is really trying to finda way out of the arms of this
man Either that or he's high oncatnip.
Yeah, those pupils are dialingbig time.

(01:15:27):
Go, go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
What the fuck is this ?
Hey gubba goo, look at my bighands.
I'm running against DonaldTrump.
Who got them?
Tiny hands?
These are the biggest hands,the biggest hands in all the US.
We're going to take down thegovernment with these fucking
hands.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Alright point for Kaukau Uh Murky.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Nobody showed up for my birthday again.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
Oh bother, oh bother.
I wonder if I can suffocate inthis cake tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
I kind of want cake now.

Speaker 6 (01:16:04):
Only one way to find out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Yeah, the last image was a dude with really, really
big hands and we're currentlylooking at a dude looking really
sad, putting his head on a cake.

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
Yeah, using that puts out a whole new meaning of lay
down and lick yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Birthday cake.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Lay down and lick yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Xenon Coco.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Sorry, what.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
I'm gonna need you to take your medicine because you
get a little no, no no, fuck you, fuck you.
No.
Put down the hatchet.
Say no to drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
We can talk about this.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
No, and it's the good guy.
Medication no, you're a goodguy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
No, but I want to be a bad girl.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
We don't need it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I want to be a bad girl.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
We don't need to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
I'm going to be Hime.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
Tatoga, and then everything is fine.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I'm going to suck your blood and become you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Well, maybe we could just not do that.
We could take the meds.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Nope, you need them, nope.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
How about I cut you instead?
No, or we could just take themedication.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
You can just leave and you'll still live.
We can leave.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
That is going to be a point to both of you, coco and
Murky uh cocoa and murky.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Oh, your fucking armpit smells so good honey,
it's all that coating sweat fromearlier you like that, if you
let me take my top off, you canlick it too your natural must
just fucking makes me hot nowstick your head in my tits,
alright.
Audio listeners.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Fucking makes me hot Now stick your head in my tits.
Alright, boys, and both of youaudio listeners, if you tweet at
us, x, at us, whatever the fuckit's called now, at what the
heck you think these last twoimages were anyone who is 100%
right?
I'll just give you like aRaising Cane's gift card if
one's near you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Man, now I want some Raising Cane's, raising Cane's
gift card, if one's near you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Man, now I want some Raising Cane's, raising Cane's,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
I was walking through the fucking woods and then this
motherfucker right here.
I found him on Facebook.
This is the guy.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
This is the guy who was fucking your does.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
Yeah, he's posted up and he has like a big fucking
beard, probably like 225.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Wearing a hat.

Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
Did you stomp the ground at him?

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
I did, and you know what he did back at me.
What A fucking macho manimpression.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
You believe that shit ?
You stomped on the ground good,like you really stomped it hard
.
I tore that fucking ground up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
This motherfucker looked at me and said the cream
of the ground rises to the top.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Did you dip your head and show them how big your
antlers were?
I did the fucking thing thatguy's fucking If you were
stomping ants, did you give hima little mock charge?
Maybe, Brother.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
I did it, fucking all .

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
This motherfucker was on face and he still wanted
some.
He was on face.
That is still wanted some.
He was on face.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
That is a point to both of you.
That was beautifully done.
Xeno Coco Murky.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Would we hack the government?

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
Guys, when can I stop being the desk again?

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Whenever you learn how to fucking code.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
We learn how to fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
TikTok, toad, motherfucker, you can fucking
come up here with us yeah you'renot good enough for this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Why do we have to just do this?
To make the government?

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
go away.
Let's just say that thegovernment is literally Going to
be owned by us after.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Yeah, we're going to own the government and you'll be
on our payroll and you'llliterally be paid as a table,
literally.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
Literally Alright, be on our payroll and you'll
literally be paid as a tableliterally alright, we own.
There is no three of you, weactually also all win the game
simultaneously, because we ownthe world.
Now, zeno, fucking love TacoBell, fucking you a fucking

(01:19:57):
chaps my the world now, oh, zenofucking love taco bell, fucking
you a fucking chap my ass.
Though.
What happened to fucking 99cent fucking five layer beefy
burritos?
That shit, dude, I could,fucking I could go to lunch and,
for fucking five dollars, havea cravings box and have more
food than I could fucking eat.

(01:20:18):
Now, fucking $10.
For that shit, fucking horseshit.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
I love the fact that he added in horse shit, because
that is perfectly murky as apoint to Zeno Coco.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Oh no, oh, no, oh, no , oh, oh, oh, eat, shit you fuck
, I'm a gnome goblin now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
You let thralls kill you.
Hang on, wait, we got somesound boards for this.
Yeah, and then and then, andthen, four fucking seconds.
Oh wait, hang on, four fuckingseconds to pick me up again.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Yes for this, yeah, and then, and then oh wait, hang
on.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Yes, eat shit, you fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
I will give you that point.
It was the only picture of youI have on my phone.
While I was making this, I waslike okay, let's put it on here.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Uh, murky, my phone while I was making this, I was
like okay, let's put it on hereuh, oh god, that's an old one,
yeah, like I said I, I scrolledthrough our group chat pretty
far back I haven't used theshower in weeks.

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
I can't wait to go play fucking Kingdom Hearts
tonight.
I'm gonna fight one boss forseven hours and never beat him,
because it's like the hardestmode.
I'm gonna be so sweaty and thenI'm definitely not coming back
into this shower.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Xeno Boom, zeno Boom.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
What's up, guys?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
It's G Mill here.
I thought you were about to sayit's Rick Kackus here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
The way you started.
It's Rick Kack.
It's Rick Kackus here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
I'll give you that point for the boom Uh Coco.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
What the fuck was happening here, dude?

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
uh this was a snap that I sent to switch, and he
screenshotted it and put in thegroup chat.
Oh no, oh I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
I actually don't know what to do here.
I'm Jeff Wiggles.
I smoked a lot of weed.
I'm motherfucking Jeff.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
Wiggles here.
I smoked a lot of weed, a lotof fucking weed I'll take it,
I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
He said fuck it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
Why not the weed Perky?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
I need you to zoom in a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
I need you to zoom in a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
I need you to zoom in a little bit, you can see the
fucking ball and shaft out.
Yeah, hold on, just real quick.
This is the fat cock, whiteRanger.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Before you take this picture.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
Put the phone down, take this in, Take this thing in
.
You can wrap so much duct tapearound this cock just to get it
to fit in this suit.
You wouldn't fucking believe it, brother.
Everything in the trash rightnow, that's all gorilla tape.
Okay, I'm smooth like a baby'sbottom down there, just so I

(01:23:38):
don't rip out any hair with allof this gorilla tape.
Has anyone seen my helmet?

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
All right, zeno, a priest reluctant to exercise a
succubus because they recentlyhad a one night stand.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
I don't know what to say here.
Usually, I'm a man of God tosay here um, usually, um, I'm a
man of god and uh, I've neverhad this experience before.
But you're bad for me, so like,in more ways than one, so like
I don't.
I don't want to do this, but Ifeel like I have to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
All right, that's a point to xeno uh coco, a guy who
is really bad at opening tcgpacks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
A guy who is really bad at opening tcg packs.
All right guys.
Uh, let me see what do I gothere he's actually going over
and grabbing a pack all right,we got a pack here.
Uh, we're gonna go ahead.
And just, I didn't mean to dothat, guys, I bent the cards.

(01:24:44):
Hopefully there's nothing inhere.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Oh, we got that is painful to actually watch.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
We got all of this.
It's all garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Oh, why is there actually be?
Was it actual garbage, coco, Iwas really worried.
Garbage, oh, was there actuallybe garbage.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
I was really worried, but I had to do it for the bit
that was a little scary murky.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
The worst wrestling referee you did, you did.
The worst wrestling referee whojust finally figured out what
wrestling is.

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
Ring the bell.
Oh, yeah, guys, get in there.
Get in there.
Yeah, shove your finger in hisass.
What do you mean?
You're not going to shove yourfinger in his ass?
What?
Why?
No, you're fucking.
Come on, do it.
You're all greased up, oiled up.
Do it, do it.
Come on, they paid.
You're all greased up, oiled up, do it, Do it.
Come on.
They paid me 50 bucks to behere.

(01:25:41):
I couldn't believe it.
This is the best freeentertainment I've ever had.
They're paying me for it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
That's a point to Bergie Zeno, the average Waffle
House employee.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Oh, no Trash.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
You got any meth?

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
That's a point to see .
You know Coco, the mostmediocre hockey player trying
out for the Penguins.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Hi, it's me.
I'm Coder Coco.
I can't skate really wellcompared to the other pros, but
I got a lot of spirit and I'mgoing to bring a lot to the team
emotionally and I'm not goingto score a lot of goals, but
people are going to like me.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
That sounds like a movie plot, you're going to be a
movie.

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
You're the next Rudy, except for the penguins.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Murky, a genie who forgot the rules about wishes
and is making them up as he goesyeah, what do you want to do?

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
you want how many arms.
Do you want them to have?
Well, yeah, I could do it.
I'm just kind of wondering why.
Okay, okay, yeah, done.
What's next?
Well, yeah, I could do it.
I'm just kind of wondering why,okay, okay, yeah, done.
What's next?
You want to make XenoStream38,the super famous streamer, fall
in love with you?
Hold on, let me find my rulebook.

(01:27:12):
Hmm, no, these are just playingcards.
Fuck, that box is empty.
Yeah, sure, how long you wantto be in love with you for like
till he dies?
That's a long time, man, andyou want, you wanted you guys
both to be immortal.
That's some serious.

(01:27:34):
Yeah, you're thinking big man,I like that?
Yeah for sure, fuck it.
That's some serious, you'rethinking big man, I like that.
Yeah, for sure, fuck it, forsure, fuck it.
Is that three, you get five orsix?
Well, I don't know the ruleseither.
You can tell me if you know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
That is a point for Murky Zeno and Murky.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Mario and Link's love affair.
It's me, mario.
I'm going to fuck your butt.
Link.
I'm gonna fuck your butt realgood, you're gonna love it.
I'm gonna show you why I'm aplumber point to both of you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
That is beautiful.
Uh xeno and coco, princesspeach and princess zelda debate.
If link is actually a twink andif zelda is a beard oh no oh, I
don't even know how to startthis one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
I don't know how to start this one.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
Well, he's never touched me sexually, does he say
anything other than no?
But I'll be honest, he seems tobe a whole lot more interested
in Ganondorf Than he is in me.
Sounds like mine.

(01:29:05):
He's always chasing Bowser.
He's always chasing Bowser.
I think he's just a little gay.
He is just a little guy, Idon't think if he didn't have as
much hair on his head, he wouldhave no hair at all.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Yeah.
Either so you know, I thinkhe's probably a twink.

Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
There's a pattern.
Yeah, well, like mario's aplumber.
Like does he have hair anywhereelse?
He's just like on top of he'sitalian, he's got hair
everywhere yeah, he doesn't havethat going for him, so that is
a point to Bolzino and Coco.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Coco and Murky, Batman and Moon Knight argue who
is a better fighter.
But there is sexual tension.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
I've never watched.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Moon Knight, either I'm already.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Batman, I kicked a kid in his balls and then he
cried to his mommy.
So I win If we fight.

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
I'm going to kick your ass, just like I beat the.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Jokers.
And then I'm going to tonguethe fuck out of your mouth and
we're going to have sweaty gaysex.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Yeah, I'm a little ass.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Batman.
So if anything goes above thetop, it's because I'm Batman, so
it's not sexual tension I won'ttouch your wiener.

Speaker 6 (01:30:29):
You're a fucking loser, okay you're in the trough
right.
I've never watched Midnight.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Zeno Coco Murky, a Power Ranger team that is really
confused by their team's theme.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
So like I thought, why are there dildos everywhere?
I was inspired by a horse, butlike, why does this horse have a
huge dick?
Like what's that about?

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
I'm a dinosaur.
Why are there dicks everywhere?
What the fuck?
There's a lot of dicks.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Why is my?

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
gun, literally a dick .
I literally have a horse dickon my chest man.
You must have been Hang on.
Let me check something, man.
I got a small dick in here.
What the fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
My dinozord is made of dicks.
Yeah, that dick in here.
What the fuck?
My dino sword is made of dicks.
Alright, Timmy.
Why is my dino sword made ofdicks?

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
How am I not surprised this immediately went
to dicks.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
Dicks Zeno asks.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Ketchum finally realizes why Professor Oak sent
him on an adventure.

Speaker 5 (01:31:36):
Mom, I'm home God damn it.
I knew it Is that fucking Oakpookie balls.
I've been gone for fucking 10years and this is shit.
You've been pulling thisbullshit, mom it's professor
real dad wait to see.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
You know, uh, coco, a movie computer hacker Is being
paid to hack into OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Alright, I wanna see some titties.
So I'm where are we gonna hackOnlyFans and we're gonna sell
all the titties To thegovernment and then the titties
will rule the government andI'll be paid Because I like
titties.
And oh wait, I almost slippedup.
Almost a wiener.
But you know wiener, we knowwiener.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Point to Coco Uh murky, a man who is giving a Ted
talk about birds but he can'tsay penguins correctly.

Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
Guys, I know you've all come here for a reason and I
believe that this video aboutpenguins is gonna show you
exactly what you've been lookingfor.
Cue the video spongebobcutscene two minutes later.
Do you see how the penguinsnever gave up?

(01:32:59):
Did you see it Right here?
We need to translate thesepenguins to you, you to the
penguins.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
As beautiful as a point to murky Zeno and Coco.
A guy at the retirement homefinds out he's actually the
chosen one.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
So did you get this letter in the mail?
I got a letter in the mail andit says you chose the one.
Okay, I don't know what thismeans.
Can you read this for me?
What does it say?
I lost my reading glasses 10weeks ago and my family family.
They don't want to come see meanymore.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Is there something in my ass?
I?

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
don't know, bend over , let me check.
What am I doing here?
I don't know Martha, who'sMartha, martha?
Why?
Are you Martha?
No, I'm pretty sure I have adick.
What Is there a dick?
What Is your dick in my ass?
I don't know.
Are you dick in my ass?
I don't think it is.

(01:34:05):
I just want you to read thedamn letter.
What does it say oh God, Nurse,can you read this letter for me
?

Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
L1 to R2.
L1 to R2.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
L1, R2.
L1, R2.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
It's vagina.

Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
Don't you mean vagina hands or whatever Dark black
heart.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
It's 6 o'clock and 2 o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
I forgot how time works we're gonna call it there,
however, because Chosin wasnever brought up.
No points to either.
Chosin was never brought up younever found out, he was the
Chosin one god damn it, dude, Itried to get him on it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Coco, and.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Murky a lawyer almost wins the case until his.
Now he was the chosen one.
God damn it, dude.
I tried to get him on it.
What, Coco?
And Murky a lawyer almost winsthe case until his defendant
says something.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
Do you want to be the lawyer of the defendant Murky?

Speaker 6 (01:35:06):
I'll be the defendant .
Get me out of fucking smoking abunch of bud while I'm driving,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
As you can see, officer the, whenever he was a
judge, he was pulled overoutside of the jurisdiction of
this this police department, sothe stop was actually unlawful.
Therefore, any search thathappened after the unlawful
detainment cannot be admissiblein the court, so that means that
they shouldn't be.
What are you fucking doing?
Are you smoking weed right now?

(01:35:35):
No, are you sure?
No, you know it's illegal inthis, in the state, right, and
you can't smoke in a courtroom.
Are you smoking weed right now?
No, are you sure?
No, you know it's illegal inthis state, right, and you can't
smoke in a courtroom, god damnit, we almost won Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
No, I'm not Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
I rest my case, your Honor.
You didn't see any of that,it's unmissable Point to Coco
and Murky.
Fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Zeno and Murky fucking crazy you know, and
murky, the world's most pep talkthat somehow works it's like
you know what, when I fuckinggraduated from high school,
murky was there.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
Murky, you remember?
You remember what we did?
Fuck, yeah, I was there.

Speaker 6 (01:36:13):
Tell them what we did we did some stuff we did the
stuff and you know what put upwith some things.
You know who stopped us nobody,nobody, some people nobody's
kind of.
Maybe people stopped.

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
A lot of people tried some did they try, but not many
none of them succeeded becausewe're here now Less than half
Way less than half, because itwas zero.
It was zero, we were the best,but we were kind of okay.
But we got here and you can too.
You can do it as well.

(01:36:52):
If we can do it, you can do it.
You believe in, we'll say ittogether.
You right, two, one, you you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Yeah, that is a point to both of you boys all right,
and let's tally up our pointshere.
Our winner is, for a secondtime in a row, it's murky.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Woo man, it's all that fucking dick he's been
drinking.
He's been drinking a lot ofdick.
I just saw Switch's message.
He wanted me to do Wiener inBatman's voice.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
Switch actually suggested to me to do the
Destiny 2 raid callouts.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Yeah, that was hilarious.
1 R 2.
That shit was funny.

Speaker 6 (01:37:51):
Listeners if you can send in a list of what you think
all of those scenarios were.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
And tagged with pictures of your deck.

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
Do we have to guess what the rule was?

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Yeah, what do you guys think the rule was?

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Was it just like fucking act out the pictures and
stuff like that?

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
Make the sounds, do the things.
It was make the sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
That checks out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
Great job, thanks for figuring it out first.

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
Let me follow you up.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
Didn't take long into the game to figure that out
after we got a bunch of randomanimals that was supposed to
help get you guys going.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
I almost left and then I was like maybe I'm just
supposed to read what it is,xeno overspot the crap out of it
.
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Oh, I do have upgrades available.
Oh, you do have upgradesavailable.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Well, we're like super fucking overtime right now
.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
Yeah, we are, we put it in, we know, we know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
We know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know,
we know, we know, we know, weknow we Weedle, weedle, weedle
weedle.
Come back next week for moreweedles, weedle, weedle, weedle,
weedle.

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