S3 E21: Disrespecting Farha's Ass

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What happens when life throws a curveball and your wedding date gets moved up? Join us as we navigate through unexpected changes, like Murky’s hurried nuptials and the surprise return of a family member. We’re getting real about the absurdity of pay-to-win mechanics in gaming, with a spotlight on the costly boosts in Unite. We also welcome Farha, who shares his journey from streaming to DJing, sparked by burnout from the relentless world of GTRP.

Fast-food nostalgia is on the menu as we reminisce about the dearly departed McDonald's Snack Wrap and the legendary Meat Mountain from Arby’s. We poke fun at failed imitations from other chains and tackle the McRib's controversial allure. From secret menu challenges to culinary concoctions like the Chicken Big Mac, we’re savoring the quirky fast-food adventures that leave us with both cravings and chuckles.

Our conversations take a whimsical turn with tales of D&D antics, NSFW discussions, and bizarre world record attempts. Laugh along with us as Farha regales us with stories about furry conventions and iconic internet moments. We’re exploring healthcare awakenings with a humorous twist and contemplating the peculiarities of daily life. As we bid farewell for now, our blend of humor, camaraderie, and candid observations promises to leave you entertained, eagerly awaiting our return next year.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
it's been a while.
Everybody, there's a lot ofthings different.
Murky's wedding date ischanging.
United healthcare ceo doesn'texist anymore.
They're looking for a new one.
Uh, but, but there's, there'sstill some things that are that
are the same, you know, like mydad's dead um well, oh no, that
actually changed.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It was in the most recent update.
He was back temporarily, butthen they patched it and he's
dead again.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
God damn it.
Well, that's unfortunate, ohwell.
Well, he's dead again.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
New DLC.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I actually had to play the DLC that I played, the
flashback of him dying.
And then I got the achievementfor your dad is dead.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Oh yeah, I was going to suck his pee pee.
Okay, how many experiencepoints was that achievement
worth?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
It was worth gamer points.
It was worth one.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh, that's kind of depressing.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Actually I think it was worth negative one.
That's kind of depressing, yeah, actually I think.
Actually I think it was worthnegative one.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I had to pay for it he's just trying to get that
platinum trophy yeah, to win,pay to win.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Speaking of pay to win, I saw the unite has a pay
to win sort of spray, that ifyou spray it on a hollow where
it gives you more performancepoints and performance points
and performance points help younot de-rank and rank.
And I was like this is stupid.
And the thing is you can onlyspray it.
It's 250 gems and you spray it,um, on a single hollowware, but

(01:38):
like only it only works on onehollowware.
So like if the character yousprayed it on gets taken, you
don't get the boost, so you haveto buy another one for any
other character that you mightuse.
And I was like this is fuckingstupid.
They could literally get $40out of somebody for like 30 days
.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, just wanted to not lose rank points.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes, yeah, I was like this is dumb, fucking stupid.
Anyway, hi, murky, you knowwhat else hasn't changed?
Stupid.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Anyway, hi, marky, you know what else hasn't
changed?
That I won't be seeing my momfor Christmas.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Correct, Actually step on down.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
We have somebody else for you.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I've got your mom right here, I don't remember.
Hang on, that's the wrong one,I don't know.
Hi, dusty, my mom said hey.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
My mom said hey, my mom said hey, you just came in
here for a role.
We get heartburn, oh shitAnyway.
How's it really been.
It's been a while.
This is technically going to beour season closer, even though
we haven't released an episodeis technically going to be our
season closer, even though wehaven't released an episode.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
It's going to be our year closer.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I prefer more of a holiday special.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah, okay, holiday special.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
We'll be back, probably officially, sometime
next year early next year Maybe,who knows?
I mean it's going to be reallybusy because Murky's getting
married now because his date'smoved up and I'm getting married
, and there's not going to bereally busy because murky's
getting married now because hisdates moved up and I'm getting
married, and it there's notgonna be a lot of time for adhd
after dark for all of the sexfestivities that are happening
did we ever talk about yourautism diagnosis in the last

(03:16):
season no, because I didn't getdiagnosed until we stopped
recording yeah so yeah, I got, Igot, I got diagnosed with
autism.
Hi now.
I'm your resident autistic ADHDexpert, also Farha's here and

(03:39):
first off that's called thepenis far hot.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh it's called penis.
Hi everybody, I'm glad to behere.
I want to say a shout out tothe, the only real one in here.
He knows who he is.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Batman no Zeno, Zeno Zeno's probably playing Zeno?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
are you playing Destiny right now?
I'm no, I'm not right now I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, I'm not.
Oh, you're playing silent hill,yeah I'm playing silent hill.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, silent hill's a good game.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Silent hill this is how it looks when xeno's playing
a game while you guys are doinga podcast.
Oh no, he is fucking zoned in.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, he looks super zoned in it's a lot better than
me, though, at least, like hestill kind of talks here and
there.
When I play video games and wetry to do this, you get nothing.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I don't know, you're not playing video games.
You don't hear me mention likeI think fuck fuck, wasn't there
one time you were playing.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
All I've been playing is PvP and Destiny lately,
other than like that or fishingbecause it's just relaxing yeah
and somehow he can't fucking dofishing without getting
distracted too.
You hear him go fuck, fuck yeah, all of a know I'm fighting one
fish, then the other.
You know my good rod juststarts ripping drag.
I'm like, oh, it's good, Igotta get it.
I'm chris brad about yourkitchen fish brad.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
So uh, farha, I see you, jeremy, wade jeremy wade,
I'm a jeff wiggles jeff wigglesthe ultimate um so far has's a
DJ.
Now I noticed he has a.
Dj he traded his streamequipment out for DJ equipment.
What?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
happened was I got rid of GTRP because I got banned
for now we have to back up,would you get?
Banned.
We're going to need that storyfirst.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I feel like you did now.
You don't want to say it on thepodcast.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
No what.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
I was going to say is I got banned for ERP?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
You got banned for ERP?
No, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
I'm just kidding, I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, what happened was I got burned out man, I was a
cop and I was literally spendingeight hours a day being a
police officer in a server, andI just hit a point where I was
just like what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
when I was so addicted job.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, yeah, like I was so addicted that we're
having family events and like Iwould miss it because I had a
training, because I was like aone of the field training
officers, so like I would have atraining, I'd be like I can't
make it.
I'm like what am I doing?
This, this gta server, hasbecome my real life and I was
like ignoring people.
Yeah, I had to back up good onyou.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Now a dj.
You know, that's my new hobby.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Hell yeah, dude good on you, damn man.
It's fun, yeah, but I've beentaking a lot of courses.
I bought, bought a controller,a stand.
I bought a laptop for Christmas.
My goal is my niece'sgraduation party is in June, so
I want to surprise her andactually be the DJ for my niece.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Nice, that would be dope as hell.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, yeah, so that's where my attention has been
focused.
Good on you, dude.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah well, that's super wholesome.
We don't get that on thispodcast.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
You gotta make adult decisions like that I don't have
to shit on this without beingan asshole you don't this
episode's about growth thisepisode is about growth.
Fuck you, we don't do any ofthat here we need to feel good.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Farha's the feel good in this right now yeah, I'm the
balance, cause there's too muchdead parents around here.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's really bringing it down so I'm trying to bring
it back in the world today orthe other day the other day
about eminem's mom.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Wait, no, but yeah, yeah eminem's mom died oh, she
finally cleaned out her closetfor the last time.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, oh, she won't be walking eight miles anymore.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I'm not the one who I wasn't talking about that.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I was talking about the United Healthcare CEO.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Have you seen?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
any of the comments on videos for that.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
They're disturbingly hilarious.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
They make you question everything, but also
then question yourself that youfind it funny.
I don't know if Farha has heardof any of them, so yeah, one
time.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
It's like you know, someone did die.
Someone did die.
Were you talking about the?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
guy who literally got hit yesterday.
Yes, he got shot in the back.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, yeah, yeah.
And then he ran away wearingall black with a gray backpack
or something.
Well, yeah, the guy that gotshot didn't run away.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
He died.
No, I know he's been seen rightnow what's?
ironic about that is the nightbefore I was trying to use
Teladoc to talk to a doctorabout a cough that I've had for
like a month.
It literally took 50 minutes onthe phone with this lady for
them to finally figure it out,and it was equated to my member

(08:28):
ID being wrong or something, orlike they need to reissue me a
member number or some kind ofbullshit.
The lady I talked to was verynice and very helpful, but I was
super frustrated with it, toldmy boss about it and then later
in the day fun fact ourinsurance is through that
company.
And he was like hey man just sawon the news that somebody was,

(08:51):
you know, the CEO, was shot andkilled.
You want to happen to knowanything about that and I was
like I plead the fifth.
I don't know no idea whatyou're talking about, man.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
To put it in perspective of how bad.
To put it in perspective of howbad, how bad it is.
Somebody, somebody got aballoon that said CEO dad, I saw
that.
And it had a smiling star on it, a bunch of party streamers and
shit like that and they put itat the site where he fucking
died.
The other fucked up part is theshareholder stepped over his

(09:25):
dead body to continue with theirmeeting.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I also heard about that.
I was telling Shannon aboutthat and she was like that is
the most deplorable thing I'veheard yeah, people are feeling
absolutely no remorse for thatman yeah.
No, I don't, I feel no remorsewhat was wrong with him?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
he's the CEO of a health insurance company who
denies 30% of their clients.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Has the highest rate of claim denial in the industry
by far.
It's not even within half apercent.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Apparently.
I read that there was a childgoing through.
This was a doctor trying toconvince the health insurance
that a child going throughchemotherapy needs nausea
medication.
And the insurance company waslike hey, he's only going
through chemo, he shouldn't benauseous, so claim denied.
And I'm like what?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
do they not understand what chemo is?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
no, they just they, they do, they just don't want to
pay.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I read that this is literally like a John Q
situation.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh, this is a company that in 2023, made like what?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
22 to 23 billion dollars in profits Pretty soon,
like fucking 6 million of that'sgoing to go to security Billion
, b Billion dollars, 22, 23 ofthem.
What was really funny isthere's now TikToks out there
saying like oh, you can't solveanything with violence, we can't

(10:51):
support this and stuff likethat.
And it cuts to like there'sthis guy that was making fun of
the news article.
That also happened with Anthembecause they have decided that
they're going to stop paying forsurgery and anesthesia after a
certain time limit yeah yeah,yeah, I didn't hear that.
Oh well, yeah, they, theyreversed it.

(11:11):
Let me get to the yeahimmediately the funny part.
They were like um, so thetiktok goes.
So you can't, you can't, youcan't.
We can't justify this.
Violence is is never thesolution.
This isn't going to end well.
We can't support this.
And then it cuts to the dudelooking up with the news article

(11:32):
above his head like this and myhead's pointed up and my mouth
is just wide open for audiolisteners and he's just like and
it says shut the fuck up, wemight upload this to family.
You guys don't have fans anymore.
Back he, I still have it.

(11:52):
We got an.
We got an invite to something.
At one point I didn't want toaccept it.
Um no, but he, uh, he, he, uh.
He had the article of anth.
Uh, blue cross, blue Shieldreverses their policies for
anesthesia use in wake of UnitedCEO's murder.
And then I saw another funnyTikTok not too long before this

(12:14):
meeting.
Where it was, it wasn't evenlike the United CEO, it was like
the McDonald's CEO.
It was like the McDonald's CEOafter we see the news and he
goes with the snack wrap.
He's like sir, is theresomething wrong?
It was like the McDonald's CEOafter we see the news and he
goes With the snack wrap.
Yeah, he's like Sir, is theresomething wrong?
And the fucking TikTok justgoes.
We need to bring back the snackwrap.
I don't care how bring it back,and that's the whole TikTok you

(12:39):
want to save yourself, sir,might be the only way I was
dying.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
I'd fuck with the snack wrap.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I love the only way I was dying.
I'd fuck with the snack wrap.
I'd love the snack wrap.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I'd absolutely fuck with the snack wrap, fuck with
I'd smack my mom's dad on theground to fucking yeah there's
like the.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Big.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Macs.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
There's a Big Mac snack wrap.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
There's a ranch.
One wasn't there.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
There's a chicken bacon ranch, I think yeah that's
what it was.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
They have like a spicy Thai one.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
I feel like there's one more, like that was like
this.
I feel like there's three.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hmm.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I want a snack wrap now.
Dude the best.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
They were the best.
I would kill a CEO.
I tried Burger King.
I would kill a CEO for a snackwrap right about now.
Yeah, because Burger King hastheir version of the snack wraps
right now.
I can tell you, I tried themand their ass.
Yeah, it's not the same.
What's Burger?

Speaker 4 (13:40):
King first off the ass.
Somebody else came out with asnack wrap recently.
You know other than they have.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
I think it was Arby's 258 pieces at Burger King for
chicken nugs.
That's not bad, not a bad deal.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Five hours.
No, Arby's had the good burger,the good burger.
Arby's had the good burger.
What I did see that.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yeah, from all that or did it come with an orange
fanta?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
I don't know, but it should have the better of or
just orange soda.
Kelly loves orange soda dudeyeah, I guess it was because
good burger had a sequel, likethat's how I learned about it
was arby's was doing the goodburger.
Yeah, but I guess they weren'tthat good.
Neither was the movie right.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Oh damn shame they also have the meat mountain oh
my god, yeah, my, one of my onthe secret menu.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, I tried it.
Menu one of my.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, one of my zeno's nickname in college, one
of my one time when I was stillin pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Um, he was like I heard that there's this thing
called the meat mountain.
I'm like what the fuck he'slike?
Yeah, it's just literally.
You know how they have all themeat.
It's all the meat.
He got this thing and everysingle piece of meat that you
could get at Arby's was on thisfucking sandwich.
It was this fucking.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
It was this fucking meat, all the roast, beef all
the fuck.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
The chicken tenders roast beef, you name it Any meat
product on their menu.
There was at least one of it.
On this thing we ever done.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
the air challenge, the what McDonald's Lancy?
Air challenge no.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
I have no idea what that is.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
It's a McDouble, a McChicken and a Filet-O-Fish.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
And you just stack it and you eat it.
Basically a McGangbang, butwith an extra Filet-O-Fish.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
A McGangbang.
I call it the Landier, I don'tknow.
I don't really like fish and Ifeel like McDonald's fish is
kind of questionable.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
It was not good.
It's not like it even blendedat all.
More, you just tasted eachindividual thing thing and you
were more and more disappointedas you went through the sandwich
.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Somehow the Arby's one was pretty good.
From what I heard, dude, themeat mountain fucks Okay, but
it's also probably becausethey're all seasoned similarly
and they probably blend prettywell.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
It's all the same meat.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Do y'all like the McRib?
I'm not a fan of it.
I fucking won't lie, dude.
I love right.
You all like to make rib.
I'm not.
I'm fucking gonna lie, dude.
I love the mcrib bro.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, it's not bad.
I can have it like once ortwice.
Yeah, it's like, it's okay,like it reminds me of the
banquet tv dinners.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
That's a once a year deal.
I see it and I get it once andI I eat it and then I feel
guilty afterwards.
I'm just like I bet that's themost disgusting meat that's ever
been in a sandwich.
I don't remember why you didn'teat it in the first place, but
I don't give a fuck right now.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
It's a good thing that it's a seasonal thing,
because I only need one a year,yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Bit of that.
I skip years.
I skip years sometimes.
I don't think I've ever had oneBecause I look at the picture
and I just see, like I'm like Ibet if that barbecue sauce
wasn't there nothing about theadvertising is the barbecue
sauce is carrying all the weighthmm, I don't want fucking, I
want food now has anyone triedthe chicken Big Mac yet?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
uh Zeno has yeah, I tried it too.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
I tried it it's not bad it's just two McChicken
patties covered in fuckingMcChicken.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I don't think it's okay, it's just two mcchicken
patties covered in fucking maxoff.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, it's same thing , but chicken is really yeah
right, I don't think it's thesame chicken used on the
mcchicken.
It's a different freddy chicken.
It's a little bit betterquality.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
But still not a little bit better quality yeah
so uh, should I introduce?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
are we gonna play a food and area game?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I mean, that's what I'm here for, do you want?
To well, murky didn't purchaseI thought that's what we were
doing, isn't that the season youguys do food and area game?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
no, no, you're not getting the memo I think you're
misquoting or misunderstandingjust post those porn games in
there to show what's on steam,not for us to play yeah, oh, I'm
leaving then.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
That's just what's on .

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Hang on, hang on, I got at least I got at least a
couple of sound alerts.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
I need to, I need to share, share with the group
about, uh, about the new soundsound things that we have right
yeah, hang on, wait, this one'smy ai, when it, when it broke on
stream, I don't know, I don'tknow,

Speaker 2 (18:02):
why it broke like that um yeah where's the other
one?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
uh, I don't want to play the last one yet, hang on.
Where's the one where murkygoes?

Speaker 5 (18:14):
uh, not, not the, not the uh, I'm gonna go pull a
coke no, no, no, no, no, no, no,no, no.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Not that one, not that one.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
This is due to oh, you're dicking my ass.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, that one.
So we got a new one for Murky.
Oh, you're dicking my ass.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
There's a couple for me, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
We got another one for Matman Spooky, spooky devil,
yes, so we've got that one.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
It was the best.
But then my new favorite one iswhen did you turn black, by the
way?
There's a something cat man whowent down a chimney, and he was
not black before he went intothe chimney.
And I have an intelligence ofsix.
Yeah, not my fault what do youmean?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
it's not your fault, it's not his fault.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Old Louie didn't understand man old Louie.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
To be fair, he really didn't y'all have so much
unfinished business.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
You guys never finished the Lightning McQueen
story yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I forgot what happened.
I want to know what happened.
Who's in my trunk right now?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Murky's character yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Do we want to like?
I don't remember what we weredoing.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I don't remember that thing was being driven by AI.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I think we just fought it was a log.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, you did, and then you all were hopping in the
trunk and then someone was inthe trunk and got out, but then
somebody put the power back in.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Somebody smacked my ass so hard that we had to go
back in time.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, Murky spanked your ass so hard that he broke
your bumper, or like caved inthe rear end and killed you, I
think.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Rolled a natural 20 on smacking your ass.
Wasn't it the last time weplayed, just destroyed you?
Wasn't it the last?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
time we played, the last time we did ADHD, wasn't
that when E did his the questiongame or whatever?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, that was it.
Probably, I don't know it was.
I'm the biggest fan, I know allthe episodes, that was the last
one.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Dude Murky's such a big fan of the podcast I don't
remember oh wow, this is thefirst time that you haven't
remembered something.
Yeah, I think you guys justmade fun of me so much that it
got into my brain and I juststopped listening to see how I
could be better at things.
So I was just like fuck it.
And here we are.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I caught homeless people smoking weed yesterday
after I ran into uh sean at thegrocery store oh did you yeah so
did you see the homeless guypushing a cart that was yelling
to himself earlier today?
Yes, yes, I did because, I wasoutside was that outside of work
or yes oh, hell yeah, dude allright.

(21:03):
So, uh, update for our listenersI am now working with zeno at
his place and, uh, yesterdayduring lunch both zeno and I
happened to go to the grocerystore that's right down the road
to hit up the deli section.
I leave through the delisection of the grocery store and

(21:25):
something just kind of caughtmy eye.
You know how you just feel likea weird energy, so you kind of
just look in that directionsometimes like something's
looking at you.
Yeah, and hiding behind Ishouldn't even say behind, they
were more beside it the red boxdispenser machine rental thing

(21:47):
were two homeless people tryingto light up a joint, and it was
a man and a woman, and the man'slike staring me in the eyes
like oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
The only thing I did was I justwalked away.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
I was not dealing with it.
Good call, good call.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
And then today, yeah, I'm taking out some trash to
throw away in our dumpsters andI just hear screaming.
I look over and it's just thisdude pushing a shopping car full
of something.
I have no idea what was inthere and he's just loudly
talking to himself, to the pointhe's screaming.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Yeah, he's like laughing and all kinds of shit.
It was pretty wild, yeah, yeahthat was a lot myrtle beach.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Around the ocean boulevard there's always people
yelling, talking to themselvesand trying to kick cars when
they're driving by.
Just it's so crazy.
Kind of feel bad for him.
I do too, yeah, but then youprobably realize they took all
their money, their their parentsmoney and bought meth so that
you don't really right, yeah, somaybe they deserve that like
there's some people that I'mpretty sure just fell on hard

(22:56):
times because the world justkicked them in the balls and
there was nothing they could do.
But then there are other peoplethat's like you kind of hear
their story.
It's like, oh so you're herebecause you got really addicted
to drugs do you be like thatsometimes?
Yep, and honestly, that's howwe got coco yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Look at him I have drugs look at him now everybody
thought I did cocaine, and noweverybody.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
That is true we now everybody I say we but I came in
after the facts when everybodythought you did cocaine I asked
coco the other day if I wasallowed to bring up that story
during my best man speech and hesaid yes, yeah nice, we'll see
why not.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't see, why not, yeah, why not?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
No, it's perfect yeah .

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
So before we became officially friends, I thought
this motherfucker was snortingcoke in his bathroom.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Farha's going to have to explain what Coke is to.
Kk if she's there, coca-cola.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
That's where you work at.
Eh, that's Diet.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Coke, god damn it.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Why would he put that in his nose?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Don't eat his nose, coco's so silly.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
He's trying to drink it and it went in his nose,
honey, that's all why is it cocoand e-wear?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
what does this sound?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
alert sound like, oh man, don't do that again.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Funny enough that's coming was that what the
homeless exact?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
sound when Zito's coming.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Was that what the homeless guy sounded like?
No, not really.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Hey, it was just like talking to himself.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, he was just very loudly talking to himself
Can.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
I make.
What Can you make the sound ofYoshi when he's coming?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I don't know that I could do that right now.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
It's like All right, let's see How's that go, Mickey?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
How would I do?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
How would Yoshi sound when he's coming?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Well, when he's eating pussy, it's like Into the
mind of Yoshi.
You're giving back shots toBirdo.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
You're giving back shots to Birdo.
There we go.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
I mean, I wouldn't know, but I assume that's pretty
good.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Murky just about spit out whatever he was fucking
eating.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
You really got into character.
Your face was going.
That's the only way I can doyou.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I have to basically take my entire voice box and
fucking face and make it likehalf the size, and then I have
to falsetto, and then I have tofalsetto on top of doing that to
get it to actually work.
For those of you who know whata falsetto is the upper most
range of your voice.

(25:50):
It's whenever your voice cracksand goes high.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Oh, we learned something new today.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Like that.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Like whenever you get up there.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
But like, the more pressure you put on it, the
louder it goes.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
But after a while it's not like this the more
pressure I put on you, thelouder you go.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm going to stick my dick in a little bump.
Oh, that was.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
That was the sound of my dick inflating I feel like
that sounds more like stitch, aslike he's walking you down what
me, my, my, my, yoshi voicewhen I'm not doing Yoshi?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, cause I literally derived it from from
stitch Right and if you, if you,if you do it, if I talk,
normally it sounds more like astitch voice, right, um.
But if I do the Yoshi and likeon top of it it's the same voice
.
It's just how much pressure Iput into it.
And then when you're doingsmiegel or golem, you're just

(26:56):
like it's like the same thing inthe back of your throat.
It's just different pitch andtone and stuff like that.
So it's like literally the samevoice.
If you can do one of them, youcan do all three of those,
although your voice will hateyou for it, you know makes sense
.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
I feel like that's why I reverted to the southern
accent in the dnd campaign,because I was trying to go like
low gruff uh, you know fat orcvoice and I didn.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
yes, when are y'all at in it, Like how far?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Spooky, spooky, devil .
Yes.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
That's really up to Matt man, yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
They're still a little bit past the prologue.
They're still in what I wouldcall like the first chapter of
this, because we're stupid.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Scott showed up and touched us.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
They have information , they have goals.
They have goals, but they haveto decide which way to go.
Very shortly, big things areabout to happen in the small
town of Falaki, and that's allI'm going to say about that.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, in other words, we're all fucked because we
can't make any decisions.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
We make decisions, we just make the wrong ones.
Yeah, just make the wrong oneswe're like this sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Send me down a fucking chimney to go do
something and then everybodywalks away after I succeeded
doing everything.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
The guards scared me, and then you know what happened
.
When did you turn back?
Father Lucian was like don'ttell anybody, I'm like, alright,
I bet that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
What happened because you opened the door and we left
was Strahd showed up.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Well, yeah, that was the consequences of our actions.
Yeah, we should have finishedthat.
We should have just did it.
I didn't know what the fuck wewere doing.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Well, I was in there.
We should have just did it.
I didn't know what the fuck wewere doing.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Well, I was in there.
I've never done this.
This is my first campaign ever.
I was in the building.
You fucking leave your friend.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I just walked across the street to buy meats for
everyone.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
And then everybody dragged me away.
I'm going to fucking give youmeat.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Well, coco, here's the thing.
Now you basically have to bethe ace in our next session,
because you know what's notgonna happen?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
because fucking 17 goddamn 20s were rolled in the
last session.
I ain't gonna be doing shit.
It's gonna be like it's gonnabe like that goddamn fucking
meme where everybody in theprevious session is like I
played my part, I played my part.
I played my part.
It gets to me it's.
I didn't do fucking shit.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I tried to sneak through a hallway.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I knocked over three vases.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
They were all filled with flowers.
I knocked them over andshattered them.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Fun fact, matt may have only described two of them.
I don't know where the thirdone came from.
Hi Jiraiya, hi.
Jiraiya hi jiraya hi jiraya,did you hear?
You hear him going fucking?
Sure did he wants some petscoco, what's this about you?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
for you just trying to snickers.
Was it a snickers for the firsttime in your life?
Snickers and twix you've neverhad it as a kid like yeah no, I
was fucked up by that.
I'm like you're telling me.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah that really bothered me.
I was like I couldn't tell youif I had it as a kid.
I'm so sorry.
But you did like the Twix.
Right, I liked the Twix, Didn'tlike the Snickers the Snickers
Now I feel like you would haveliked the Snickers if you would

(30:35):
have turned it upside down andslid it in slowly so you could
feel the veins on it.
You told him to flip it overand tell him to get the veins
side down.
No, I mean, the Twix was good.
I didn't really like that.
I'm not like a big fan of nutsand chocolate combined.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I don't know, I've heard different.
You love nuts.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, but I don't love them dipped in chocolate.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I don't know, that's not what Zeno told us.
I heard that too.
Yeah, but I don't love themdipped in chocolate.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I heard you like to get pooped on dude.
When did you hear this?

Speaker 5 (30:59):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I heard it also too.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I wasn't going to bring it up Anybody getting
pooped on everyone's like.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
oh, coco loves that.
I'm like whoa, that's weird,coco loves that.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Dusty told me that you like getting pooped on too.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Not told me that you like getting puked on too.
Not factual.
I would throw up, would you?
I have a queasy stomach.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh yeah, I'd fucking yeah, I feel like I would also
vomit if that happened to meyou're probably into it.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
You're silently into it.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
He is into it, he's into roping or whatever it's
called what did you just say?
Roping.
Oh, there's an o, there's an o.
The term is rigging.
Rigging, that's what it is Imean.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I mean, I'm just glad I clarified, because I did not
hear roping and I was like the Iknow this podcast goes far, but
okay okay is that the limit?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
yeah, what coco heard is something I will never do.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I feel like we have to have a limit on some things.
Yeah, there's a line.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Hmm, anyways.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
I mean we did talk about like beating off with
masks on in front of a fuckingdoor with a keyhole in it.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
So that was that was consensual yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
You're not gonna fucking.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
We knew what we were after the last thing.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I need is the fucking NYPD showing up and fucking oh
no but you're not in New York.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Why would the NYPD?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
show up.
I don't know, fucking.
Detective Benson heardsomething FBI open up.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Cogs and cuffs.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
That's already his kink.
He's in that like every othernight yeah cuff him.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I don't know why that one's so funny.
It's so stupid, but it's sofunny.
I like the one that goes he'spulling his cock out that one, I
think, is where's it at.
I think I've overused it, so Iremoved it off the soundboard
have a different one.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh, sad oh.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I have something else .
I'm already in the soundboard.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, I'm already here and we've entered the
soundboard phase of our yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
I'm going to stop Prepare yourself Listener.
That's annoying.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Prepare yourself.
I need silence okay that wasn'tas loud on my end, but that was
quiet on our end that?
Did you just hear that?
That was the shot from theUnited CEO.
It just made its way over here.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
I was gonna ask.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
I'm going to hell.
You know they try.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Have used a pilot that was the second shot.
There was another CEO justmurdered.
Oh damn, I'm gonna open myTikTok later and it's gonna be
like a fucking blue cross CEOwas murdered.
I'll be like fuck, I causedthat to happen.
That was literally me causingit to happen.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I fired one for bring back the snack rat and if you
guys seen Wicked causing it tohappen, I fired the President
McDonald's one for Bring Backthe Snack Rat.
Good have you guys seen Wicked.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
No, I have not.
No, I saw it last week, youknow it's.
You went and saw it.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Is it alright, not bad.
Like I'm not a musical guy,like I'm okay with musicals,
they're not my favorite, they'renot my least favorite, I'm guy
like I'm okay with musicals.
They're not my favorite.
They're not my least favorite.
I'm okay with them.
It's an almost three hour moviebut it didn't feel like it was
almost three hours, like it wasenough to entertain me.
There was even a jump scare init.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
I was absolutely surprised that there was a
flying monkey jump scare themovie is longer than the entire
play and the movie only goesthrough the first act.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, and I learned the book that is based on has
bestiality in it because it does.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Hell yeah, who's fucking who?

Speaker 5 (35:08):
It's a new type.
Was in fucking wicked.
Yeah, fucking fucking sexualpredator Typhlosions.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
And in fucking Wicked yeah, Typhlosion.
Fucking sexual predatorTyphlosions in Wicked man.
That happened too while we wereon break Fucking the Nintendo
leaks.
And then, to cover their ass,they decided to sue Power World
even more Over fucking copyrightor patent infringement, not
copyright.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
But all I got to say is like Typhlosion got the most
heat when, like there were, hadmore stories.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
There was a bunch of them.
Dude which one.
There was a lot but Typhlosiongot the most heat.
Well, it's because I wassitting at the airport waiting
for a flight and I like twohours and all of a sudden my
TikTok's like hey, do you wantto know what Pokemon fuck people
?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I'm like whoa, and one after another, that's what I
got dude, I think the reasonfor I don't know what the other
stories are, but I know thetyphlosion one a little bit but
it's just basically like fuckingwhen you read it.
It's like the girl gotkidnapped.
She closed her eyes and woke upthe next day and there was a
child.
That's like kind of like thegist of the story and it's like

(36:15):
okay.
So he kidnapped her, kept herknocked out for who knows how
long while she gave birth to akid that's kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
That was actually an ai mistranslation.
The person ran it through ai toget it translated.
Ai is not perfect attranslating so it really fucked
up the story.
So it's close to a myth about acertain yokai that's basically
a uh, a badger, I think, becauseI think that's what typhlosion

(36:46):
is inspired by.
Is this yokai that's a badgerand she goes out into the forest
.
She's supposed to be lookingfor something because her father
sent her out there and she kindof more gets.
I'm trying to remember what thefall in love with your captor,

(37:09):
what that thing's called yeah,so she basically got readily
available in my brain over timeshe like she learns that this
man that's been protecting herwas actually a typhlosion and
eventually they like start afamily and then her dad comes in

(37:30):
and like, kills the Typhlosion,takes her back.
But because she has, like, thischild of a Typhlosion, all the
other people in the village makefun of her and they throw like
the dead skin of the Typhlosionon her and the child and they
become Typhlosions.
Oh yeah, it's a really weird.

(37:52):
I think I read the same thingasions.
Oh yeah, it's a really weirdstory.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
I think I read the same thing as E.
Yep, I think I read the sameexact thing as E, because I'm
like this is too long and justfucking like yeah, it's really
weird.
Weird as fuck.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
I don't believe that you can actually read.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, yeah, your intelligence is sick.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
He has a lot more than you guys give him credit.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Hey, I got accepted into college.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
He's told me many times he's illiterate.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
That is my main argument for why I don't do
stuff the right way.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I would firmly believe it if Coco told me he's
illiterate, joke's on you Ican't fucking read.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
I don't know.
You never finished a bookbefore, so I would believe it if
you told me you were dyslexicor you were illiterate or
something.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I'm definitely not illiterate because I can read.
It's more like I don't have theattention span to stay reading
something.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yeah because he's autistic, right.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
All I gotta say is, when I was teaching, autistic
kids did like to read well, Imean, you got that combined with
ADHD, so it's like I have allthe motivation and zero
motivation at the same time.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
So it's like a fucking circuit breaker
constantly going off for me,it's really hard to read a book
because I get so easilydistracted unless I feel like I
can connect to the maincharacter somehow.
I feel like I can connect tothe main character somehow and
feel like I can be invested, butthe moment I'm like, yeah, I
don't give a shit about thismain character.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
I guess that's probably my problem, because I
can never connect with thecharacters at all.
Ever You're supposed to imaginestuff when you're reading and
stuff like that that I don't dothat so yeah.
I can't actually I've neverlike whenever, when I've read
stories, like I don't physicallyimagine what's happening, I'm
just reading the words andunderstanding the words, and I

(39:44):
that's how I read you knowCoco's reading green eggs and
ham and he's like man, fuck theSam.
I am honestly, I do way betterwhen there are pictures, because
I don't imagine things you knowthat's fair.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I can understand that , like some aid in visualization
, reading Fifty Shades of Greywould do nothing for you because
you don't have pictures, itwould straight up have to be
porn for him.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I have a question for you guys.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I'm very curious to see what your answers are.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
So if you were to count, close your eyes and count
sheep, do you like physicallysee the sheep?
I?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
have actually attempted this fairly recently
and, yes, I tried to envisionthe sheep, the fence, the
pasture that we're in, likethere's a background to this.
I envision clouds.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
I get the fence and the sheep Clouds jumping over.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
You guys actually see stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yes, haley has the same problem.
You know where I'm going withthis.
We've had this discussion a lot.
That's one of the reasons thatI have to use maps in D&D,
because she cannot picture likeimagine a 3d space in her mind I
was literally about to getthere and say that I have the
exact same thing.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I was like I was reading, I was like I got, I got
a tiktok video and they said,like somebody was talking about
this, where they were, like youknow, when you close your eyes
and you count sheep and you knowyou're supposed to actually see
the sheep.
I was like what?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I've always heard that as like the apple thing,
where how you picture an applein your mind is like supposed to
determine something.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
I don't remember.
People can't picture color intheir imagination too, which is
bizarre to me.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
You're a fucking asshole.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Batman's colorblind.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I can't see color anyway, so I feel like we need
to play Hughes and Hughes withBatman.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Well man, maybe this explains why I don't like
reading Hughes.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Only he is telling us what he thinks the color is
that would be prettyentertaining.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I think it'd be fun pull it up right now he's here
that's a board game.
Oh, never mind, I didn't knoweither that was okay before I
thought he was talking aboutsomething that he had online
that he was ready to go with.
But yeah, so like I like can'tclose my eyes and imagine sheep.

(42:18):
In fact, when you just saidthinking of an apple, like I was
able to kind of like I can it'sreally weird to describe, like
I don't see it, but like I kindof know what it is.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Conceptually it's there, but it's not a physical
thing that you could reach outand touch if it were in the real
world.
I've had very long discussionswith my wife about this because
I find it fascinating, because Ican't imagine being in that
space, especially with someonewho is as voracious of a reader
as she is, to not be able to,like, literally picture these

(42:55):
things in your mind's eye, evenjust reading the description.
You can't put that into anactual, like painting in your
brain.
Yeah, you, just again.
You know the concept of it isthere, you know of its existence
, but further description doesnothing for you.
That's why she can't readTolkien, because he spends three

(43:16):
pages describing a tree andshe's done by the first sentence
.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, Apparently the Apple test is called the
Amphantasia test.
I put it in the group chatthere.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
With you guys talking like I can't even start to see
an outline of such.
Probably enough.
Yeah, just with Eddie.
I took my headphones off andlike, put them behind and even
like, just like a little bit ofbackground chatter that I can't
even make out as words.
It completely eliminates thatability.

(43:53):
Just a little bit of backgroundchatter that I can't even make
out as words.
It completely eliminates thatability.
Oddly enough, if I lay down andit's silent and the fan is
going and I have a backgroundnoise, that's consistent.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I can so kind of a white noise or something.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I think I'm kind of the same way.
I can't picture it right now,but I know I definitely can.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Right, I know I can, it's just, whatever
circumstances I'm under at thispoint, I am unable to achieve
such goal.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
I'm super jealous of people being able to see images
in their brain now.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I had a dream last night that Dusty was a
construction worker, and it mayhave awoken something in me what
happened?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I found this vest in the closet something has
happened and I just I stoppedpaying attention for a half a
second and murky pulls a goddamnconstruction jacket from the
side of his god damn you knowwhere that's from xeno the veil
academy from what that's fromthe side of his god damn.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
You know where that's from Zeno the veil academy from
what that's from the veilinstitute down in Texas yeah, I
didn't get a fucking vest.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
You weren't cool enough no, I got a magnet they
say good job, kid, you're notgonna make it they gave us
magnets.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
I took a sleep aid the other night and had some
weird vivid-ass dream kind ofshit going on.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I mean the magnet's way more useful than that
fucking stupid-ass vest you gotthere.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Yeah, but you can't do sex stuff with a magnet.
Well, I guess you could, but Icould do a lot of sex stuff with
a Magnet Ascii.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
That's what.
I'm saying You're not tryinghard enough.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
You got a titanium rod in your dick, wow.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
This is not the sounding episode.
We did that one.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, but that one did pretty good it did One of
our best episodes.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Which one was it Sounding in Hell with?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Satan.
That's because we were talkingabout Murky's mom and somehow
sounding in hell.
I haven't logged into thefucking website in a while.
I lowered our subscription planso it just keeps you in the
social lives.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
We blew up while we were gone.
Now we're super famous and wehave no idea.
Dude, that would be horrible.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Why do you think I'm out?
I'm trying to jump on thebandwidth.
Yes, you guys have no ideatrying to jump on the bandwagon.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
You guys have no idea .

Speaker 5 (46:13):
You guys are like you guys are trending, you guys are
trending.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Alright, let me go ahead and log in here, berkey,
you're talking about Sleep Aid.
What do you mean Sleep Aid?
It's called alcohol.
No, it was off-brand melatoninbasically.
Okay, because I got a melatoningummy.
Yo, I know I'm old, got a cpapand it freaking changed my life
hell yeah, when did you get that?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
I probably should do a cpap, like three months ago oh
, was it like right after wetalked yeah, because I found out
I had 76 apneas per hour, whichis more than one I had.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I had 64.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, so they told me , 35% of the time I'm not
breathing.
So when I go to sleep and sleepnine hours, a little over three
hours, I'm not even breathing.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, that's an apneic event is 10 seconds
without breathing 10 seconds.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
yeah, I was having 76 an hour.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Now.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I'm down to two Now.
I'm down to two an hour, man,and I feel so much better.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I.
I'm down to two now.
I'm down to an hour, man, and Ifeel so much better.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I'm down to like five an hour, but like I feel so
much, yeah, mine fluctuates,sometimes it's like three or
four, but still I'm not fallingasleep it's a lot better than
you up 60 or 70.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, definitely for sure wow, they
really changed the buzzsproutsite yeah, you mean.
I mean you should do this,since the CEOs being swapped out
.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I don't know what those words were those fucking
words.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I don't even know what I was doing there, but you
know you gotta get it beforethey get a new CEO he's gonna go
in there and fucking ban CPAPsfrom policies yeah, those
bitches are expensive, mansounding in hell.
Sounding in Hell is actuallyfourth on the top of all time.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Hell yeah, what's third?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
You want to take a guess?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
The Foodo game.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
No, those aren't on here actually.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Really, I listened to it like 400 times.
It should be up there in thetop five.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
I'm laughing at Cade right now, who is.
He'll scratch his head and thenhe licks his paws, and then he
scratches his head and he lickshis paws, and he scratches his
head and he licks his paws, andhe's doing both at the same time
.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
The third one is he's pulling his cock out.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Classic.
That's when we discovered thesoundboard.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yes, yes and that was just dumb.
And that that was just dumb.
The worst season finale ever.
Season 2, episode 20 is uh,second and welcome to the shit
show is the first.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
That was the last episode we did right what?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
no, that was the last .

Speaker 2 (48:46):
That was the last episode of the first season,
right the second season oh,we've only done two seasons,
right we're.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
We're in season three , you dumbass.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
I thought you were in season two.
No, we're in season two.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
The last fucking 20 episodes started with S3 episode
number.
We're in season three.
For fuck's sakes.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I don't know what I'm doing here.
No shit, I don't even knowwhere I am half the time You're
dead now?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
No shit, how do you?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
know where I am half the time.
You're dead now, oh God.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
I'm going to leave.
There's someone running throughCentral.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Park and people walking over your body.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Dude.
You know, what would have beeneven funnier is if that guy,
like, did it without a mask andhe was bald and had a fucking
barcode on the back of his head.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Oh man, I think maybe he went in the central park and
they couldn't find him becausehe was hiding in a cardboard box
.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah, he's just sitting there.
He's still sitting there tothis day.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
It's a metal gear reference to this day.
You know, like if I was workingsecurity and I saw a fucking
cardboard box move, I'd look theother way.
I'd be like, no, I'm notfucking with that, I'm going to
choose life.
Yeah, I'm not fucking with thatcardboard box because if he's
here, I'm on the wrong teamright now and I'm going to let

(50:06):
him do him or he's gonna do youyeah, he probably would win.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Win, yeah, honestly would you let him kiss you?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
oh yeah, I think he would yeah fucking rigged.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
But would you give him tongue?
Uh, I don't think he would givehim tongue, it would just be
forced on him at that pointwe're talking like big boss or
like solid snake absolutely like.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
It's not even about if I want to just be forced on
him at that point.
We're talking like big boss orlike solid snake absolutely like
.
It's not even about if I wantto, I have to.
I don't even think you couldstop it if you're obligated,
there's no way like there's noobligation to it.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
That's solid snake wait, would you tongue solid
snake or the or the box?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
oh yes, solid snakes box.
Solid snakes box yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Conveniently.
It's from the local fish market.
What is the box?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Why is that convenient Climby?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Never mind, it made sense in my head, were you
trying to picture it, I think.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Coco was referring to the smell of fish and he
couldn't picture it.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
He couldn't picture it, oh boy your face is really
red yeah probably because I'msick you've been sick for how
long?

Speaker 1 (51:35):
fucking 30 days.
Huh, he's got fucking.
United Healthcare or whateverfucking has his insurance man,
no wonder why you're soreluctant to always go to the
doctor you know I really goodthing you don't have to.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
It's mostly because I was raised a poor kid and we
didn't go to the doctors foranything you better be dying?
yeah, exactly so.
Like I've always like putmyself in the habit of not going
to the doctor because I'm likethat shit's expensive and we
can't afford it.
And then I'm like, wait, you'rean adult and you have health
care and you can go to thedoctor, like I'm getting a tooth

(52:10):
removed.
I was like man, like a wisdomtooth, like that shit's gonna be
fucking expensive.
And then I checked my hsaaccount and I have like three
grand in there just chilling andI'm like, oh, I guess I can go
have this tooth removed and it'snot gonna cost me anything,
because thank god I've saved upmoney over the course of the
last 10 years to pay for thisone instance.
Actually, over the last year andand it's only going to cost me

(52:32):
$300 to remove anesthesia andeverything I'm telling you I
could have just came over withsome really heavy-duty fishing
line tied to your mouth.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
That Zeno asked you specifically to yank that bitch
out and you refused.
I mean I could tie it up andstuff.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
I just need him to.
I would need him to do the act.
I don't think I could activelyhurt my friend and rip a tooth
out of his fucking skull.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
In hurting me.
You would have been doing me aservice, though, too.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Would I, when you know we have less than you know?
We have subpar places to treatsuch a open wound in your mouth.
I don't have the shit to put inthere.
I don't know what the fuck theyput in there to keep from
getting infected.
What happens when we do it andthe fishing line I used got a
little dust on it, a littlebacteria, and then you get a

(53:27):
serious infection in your mouthand then they're like fuck, do
we have cut out a section ofyour jaw now?

Speaker 4 (53:38):
If he gets MRSA, he gets MRSA.
Okay, at least the tooth fairycomes, that's all that matters.
Mouth heals faster than anyother part of your body, so like
, look, two days later wouldhave been fine just because your
mouth gets beat up by wienersdoesn't mean it's stronger and
or heals faster than othermouths that's a fact, that's a
real thing.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Your mouth probably could handle a good wiener
beating because it's also madefrom the same material as your
rectum.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Does that make blue drops for me feel better?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, because he takes so much cock in his ass.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
How do we go from mouth to ass in his ass?

Speaker 4 (54:26):
don't give me anxiety as far as shirt says bruh, yeah
, bruh, bruh, I love it.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
And my daughter says bro, all the time she calls
frogs.
Bro, don't call me bro, I'myour mom, I'm your mom.
All right, bro, bro, bro.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
My mom would have hit me with her fucking leg dude,
With her fake ass, peg leg bro.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
We just rip that off and beat you with it, peggy.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Oh, she'd be like oh murky rip that off and beat you
with it, peggy.
Oh she'd be like oh, murky, Igot.
I got the nails done on my fakeleg.
Oh, mom, that looks really nice, what color did you get?
She'd be like, and then talkshit about something I did three
weeks prior.
I told you I wouldn't forget,motherfucker, I didn't forget.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I forgot.
What am I being punished for?

Speaker 5 (55:10):
oh, dude, I ever tell you guys about the time I
talked about shit, about mymom's fucking prosthetic leg,
and then proceed to run aroundthe house.
When she was like trying totalk to me about it, I was just
like, oh, you're so slow likethere's no way you could catch
me physically yeah, jumping overa bad shit, yeah, okay yeah,

(55:32):
season one, episode eight, Ibelieve.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
I feel like.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I believe you.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
I'm not even gonna fact check.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
You're right, that's the one so you know I can't go
search the transcript, so we'rejust gonna have to believe it
three screens up, one with eachseason of the podcast and all
the episodes labeled Right.
That's right.
Fucking Farha right now, withthe numbers and fucking words

(56:01):
going by him, I can't see it.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
I can see it in his glasses.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
I can see the equations going.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I can't see it because I can't imagine that
Right right, right, yeah, Ican't imagine that but, Right,
right, right.
Yeah, I can.
How does it feel?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Feels pretty good actually.
I mean, knowing you can't and Ican makes me feel like I'm
superior.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Makes me feel like I'm better somehow.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah, because I'm not as tall as you.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
I don't have a comeback.
That's not mean.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
I'm short, I know.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I wasn't going to say that, because that's just not
funny anymore.
You got to be something otherthan short no, that's all he's
good for all I remember is thefirst time that Farha came up to
me and E, and as he got closerhe started looking up more and
more and more and he was likewhy are you guys so tall?
And I'm like I don't know, whyare you so fucking short?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
wait, was that when you guys were wearing the carrot
costumes?
Was that the very first time.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
That was the very first time we met, because we
were outside of that bar and youjust like walked up and you're
like why do you guys have to beso tall?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
oh yes I remember yeah, and you were so yeah well,
well, because from far away I'mlike, oh, look at these guys.
Oh, like he looks hot coco,looks fucking weird.
So I'm like walking up and like, okay, they're getting bigger.
Uh, they're pretty tall okayall right, cool.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
Not easy to be at five9, or I understand, yeah,
but you have a fuckingvoluptuous ass yeah, that is
true, I got the thick, shortdude build.
If you need to lift something,you just look behind me and you
see the dump truck.
You're like I bet thatmotherfucker lift a lot dude if

(57:51):
you arch your back, I can useyour ass as a bench and just sit
down.
Some may call it.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Oh God, that's nice Dummy For the audio listeners.
He's showing us his badungadunk.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
My neck's so fucking hard right now.
Hang on, I got BRB.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
It ain't easy being cheesy.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Come back without my shirt on and fucking white shit
all over me.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Completely covered in oil.
I'd prefer a cocoa to smoke acigar actually.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Yeah, cocoa does look like a cigar guy.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
I feel like cocoa would smoke a pipe Coco's a pipe
guy.
Agreed Distinguished.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
He doesn't even have to smoke it because you know, if
he inhales it he's probablygoing to have to die.
Yeah, he would die obviously.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
You're not supposed to inhale a cigar either.
To be fair, Close right out.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
That's you.
You ever had the Cuba, cubas,no, the.
What?
Now you know you've had these.
You've you actually smoked onewith me at one point?
The Cuba, cuba that has theblue label.
I forget the actualmanufacturer.
Yeah, you know what I'm talkingabout.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
They're really fucking good.
They're really good and they'renot not overly expensive.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
It's really fucking good.
They're really good and they'renot not overly expensive.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
It's like it was nine or ten dollar fucking cigar, if
I remember right, and vacationreally good that was the day um,
everybody fucking went the sameway yeah, the next girlfriend
of mine was moving out and shelike packed up a trailer left in
the time that she was liketaking her shit to her new

(59:37):
apartment.
Danny and david, I believe, hadrun to the um liquor store and
bought cigars and a case of beer.
So like, when she came back,there's five of us sitting out
front of my house smoking cigarsand drinking this fucking 24
pack of Bud Light.
She was so pissed she wasbitching about it to my

(59:59):
hairdresser.
She was like, yeah, I fuckingsaw your old girl earlier today
and she was all kinds of pissedoff.
She was like man fucking, hedoesn't even care Him, and his
friends were outside smokingcigars and fucking drinking beer
, having a good time.
And I was like, oh, yeah, yeahand then she.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Then she wanted us to go help her move into her new
apartment.
We're like fuck you yeah I'mnot doing that I think we get
one run out of the kindness forher, like, hey, we'll bring some
of the bigger stuff, but afterthat you're on your fucking own
yeah, like, uh, she, we loadedup the trailer or something.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
She's like so you guys just going to meet me at
the apartment.
And I was like, no, what?
Like these guys are helpingmove your shit out and move my
shit around.
They're not helping you move in.
So she was all mad at me.
She was like, well, what thefuck am I supposed to do?
Like I didn't have people comehelp because you had all these
people here.
I was like, well, I mean, youcan ask them if they'll help you

(01:00:56):
, but uh, otherwise, you shouldprobably call some of your
friends that you said was goingto be here but for some reason
aren't now see if they'll helpyou.
And she asked david and danny if, uh, they would help her move
in.
And david's like, yeah, I guessI'll do that.
And she walked away and goesshawnee.
I'm fucking telling you rightnow, I ain't fucking moving that

(01:01:18):
shit into any apartment, I'mtaking it off the fucking truck
and putting it on the fuckingcurb and leaving.
I was like she was on the thirdfloor of this apartment complex
too.
Dude's like I ain't fuckingmoving shit up no fucking
apartment stairs.
And she ended up gettinganother friend to come and help

(01:01:38):
her and shit.
But I remember the hairdresserwas like so how you doing?
I was like, dude, I'm doingfucking great, I'm fucking
drinking beer and smoking cigarswith the boys like it's fun
times fucker yeah, I remember Iwas in the basement because a
co-worker of mine had come overand was gonna help run uh like a

(01:02:01):
ground to an electric socket,so the socket would have grounds
on it, obviously.
And my one buddy camedownstairs and he's just like
hey.
I was like hey, how's it going?
He goes.
Yeah, your uh ex-girlfriend upthere uh looked at me and looked
at a box and was like this cango out now.

(01:02:22):
And I just looked at her andwas like cool, I'm gonna go find
shod.
And here I am.
I was like right on, she wasjust like trying to order people
around of like what could goout so she didn't have to move
right.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
You should be working harder than anybody right now.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
This is all your shit it was good reason why that
relationship didn't work outwhat a bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Yeah, she sounds like a bitch fate had different
things in mind, and it was mefucking then murky moved in.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
She was all mad about that too.
A couple weeks later she waslike did you seriously move him
in?
I was like yeah.
That's my bro, she was likeyou've known him for like two
months, I was like yeah, I knowhe's a better roommate than you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
I'm dying for this motherfucker bro.
He's willing to die for me andI'll die for him.
All right, because neither oneof us care enough to live any
longer.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Yeah exactly, shit was wild, uh, we played monster
hunter all the time.
Oh, dude, we played so muchfucking monster hunter.
It was insane.
Wilds is gonna oh my god sohard for that monster and wilds
is gonna be my so hard for thatmonster Wilds is gonna be the
best thing that's ever.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Happened early next year.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Oh, I have to fucking .
Yeah, coco.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Coco, I know you're in for Wilds.
I watched you play the beta forQuite some time yeah, you were
enjoying.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Oh my fucking Christ, lord Farquaad, he's.
He's the Best thing ever.
I don't know Farha saw LordFarquaad.
Lord Farquaad, he's the bestthing ever.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
I don't know if Farha saw Lord Farquaad if you guys
would like to catch LordFarquaad, tune in to the Coder
Coco have you seen, lordFarquaad, that I made no hang on
.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I'm opening up right now so I could share what it
looks like.
Come on, start quicker, damn it.
Yeah, we're not as quick as acan cigars for the wedding shit?
This is gonna be so much stuff.
You guys, I'm going live withthe middle monitor, and I'm

(01:04:33):
going live with the middlemonitor and I'm going to pull up
the twitch fishing over here,which I think.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Oh, is Lord Firecrow one of the things you can catch.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yes, but hang on, where is it at?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Maybe I have seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
There we go.
All right, you guys can see thethingy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
See stream paused.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Sit tight, what do?

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
you mean Coder Coco has minimized their application.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
What application did I minimize?
I'm just telling you what itfucking says, bro.
I started streaming OBS.
I don't know why you're yellingat me.
I'm yelling telling you what afucking says, bro.
I streamed.
I started streaming OBS.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Yeah, I don't know why you're yelling at me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I'm yelling at everybody, I don't know if I
heard you today, but I'mfreaking fucking sure it wasn't
me Xeno's done nothing.
All right.
Which fucking screen is this?

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Yeah, just like at work.
There we go, whoa, and then I'mlike, hey, how's it going?

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
and I'm like, hey, how's it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
going and he's like, hey, hang on, that's it, at
least you minimize your porn hub.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Yeah, I did, uh, so is porn hub still legal and or
whatever I?

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
don't know, I don't watch it over there no, it's
actually not.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Oh no, he's in it's not he's in okay, I have to say
that henta donkey show is thewildest search thing I've ever
seen in all my life, so congratsto you sir.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
What is that?
That's Lord Farquaad.
That's Lord Farquaad In MonsterHunter.
Yeah, I made Lord Farquaad.
Yeah, that was your Monster.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Hunter Wilds character.
Yeah dude, yeah he had.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Is there really a Lord Farquaad in Monster Hunter?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
This is my character creation, if you make them and
name them that there can beGotcha Gotcha.
Yeah, so I made Lord FarquaadFucking ugly.
That was the point.
He is beautiful.
He is beautiful.
He has such a square face.
It is incredible.
But yeah, so, lord Farquaad.

(01:06:28):
Also, while I was pulling thatup, what were you guys talking
about?
I kind of heard something.
I don't know what you actuallysaid I was paying attention.
What about porn?

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
you popped up your screen, the first thing I saw
was the henta donkey show, orhentai donkey show.
Search history, and that's justwild, I don't know why you're
surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
I'm fucking autistic.
It's the fucking, my littlepony know why you're surprised.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
I'm fucking autistic.
It's the fucking.
My Little Pony OC Pony Dewdrop,Starshine.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Do you want me to pull up with my porn browser?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
and really show you something.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
No, Don't beat my dick to MLB, you're not even
close.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
We don't need to see your search history.
You're not even close to howweird some of the stuff I have
saved is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
And I'd rather not know.
You have porn saved?
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
I would.
I have a bookmark.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
How much doubt Show us your bookmark Show us your
bookmark in real time.
Do you want me to open up thefucking bookmark?
I don't think you guys wantthat.
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
The bookmark will probably say Farha in a maid
outfit, and it'll fucking freakme out.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Brassican tentacle, my little pony.
Obviously consensual.
Obviously there's tags fornon-consensual Destruction.
Yeah, extreme destruction.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
What do we get what?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
do you get Anal?

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Yeah, there's a lot.
There's a lot Destruction.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
What do we get?
What do you get Anal?
Yeah, there's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
There's a lot.
There's a lot.
The first thing is definitely ajob.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Save it for season four.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Save it for season four.
He's trying to be nice overthere because he's trying not to
fucking hate on furries andautistic people now.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
That reminds me, um, you remember the two younger
kids that show up at the cardshop?
E, uh, vaguely so.
Uh, dr fart was playing theolder of the two younger kids
and she was talking about howshe's from Chicago and he's like
, oh my gosh, I'm going to gothere this weekend.

(01:08:35):
And she's like, oh cool, whatfor?
And he's like the furry con onFriday, my parents are letting
me skip school and stuff and I'mgoing to go and I'm really
excited about it.
And Dr Fry's like, oh, that'sgreat.
Like I don't know, maybe 16.
Oh yeah.

(01:08:59):
So, dr Farts, like I was tryingto be really excited for him
but I was just like, oh yeah,that's, that's awesome.
I'm sure you're going to have agreat time there.
Oh, dr, it's a real kid, sureyou're going to have a great
time there, ugh, you say Dr Fart, for real.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
If you want to be grown and do that, you should
have at it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
It's actually Dr Fartpartment.
We call her Dr Fart or Fartyfor short.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Just like we call you Shorty, I'm all for you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
You've never done that.
Send your fat cock.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Send your fat cock and we're back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
I had a crush.
I have no idea where we let off, get fucked.
I didn't want to end it on justnot having an outro.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
We've done that before.
It's unoriginal at this point.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Disrespect asses.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Yeah, so E and Zeno.
You know how the.
Leroy Jenkins thing how they.
The famous video that we saw isactually just a reenactment of
what actually happened.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Yeah, because they didn't have the original
recorded yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Oh, the chicken one, leroy, is that true?
Yeah, because they didn't havethe original recorded.
Yeah, oh the, at least I gotchicken one, Leroy Jenkins.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
That's not real Well what happened is, but like they
had to do a reenactment of itbecause they didn't get it on
the they didn't like.
Record it back in those days.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
That just shattered my whole childhood.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Yeah, that's super depressing that's why I started
playing wow for 16 years anyway.
I thought that was well-knowninformation, so I'm sorry about
that but anyway, do you care toreenact what you did while my
computer was crashing?

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
no, yeah, it's like the moment's caught.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
This is now the teacher calling us up to the
front of the class to be likeand do you want?

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
to read this note out loud I don't want to retell.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
You've just now made this awkward is what you've done
.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Zeno has something that he wants to tell you, I
would disrespect you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Froggy would be fine with it too.
You wouldn't fucking care she'drecord it yeah she would 100.
Believe that frog?

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
you would just watch they're gonna make new laws
after we're done that's whyyou're gonna need id on the
board hub yeah, so well, look atthe baby they can upload the
fansly yes, absolutely.
It's all going to be filmedthrough a keyhole too hmm,

(01:11:40):
before we leave.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Speaking of which, did you guys hear about the only
fans porn actress who wants totry to sleep with a thousand
dudes in one day?

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
did not hear about.
I did not hear about that.
I did hear about the one thatwas trying to hook up with Elon
Musk, though.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Farhad, do you want to be the thousandth dude or the
first dude?

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Oh, the first dude because even by number 20, she
won't even know I'm there.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Dude, you'd have so much unknown DNA on your dick.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Come on boys, you're as back there as hard as you can
well, yeah, like if you'renumber like 800, you've been
waiting for hours.
By the time it's showtime.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
You're just, you're over it, yeah it's fucking cat
dude, you just fucking stick itin and it's just like, wow, this
is just way too open yeah, Iremember seeing on, I don't even
remember what the show was, butI remember it was on Spike TV
when I was a big thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
It was one of those dude shows I was in ways to die.
No, it was another one, but itwas like a porn star who like
slept with 100 dudes in one dayand the one thing I remember
from that was her talking onthat episode.
She was like, yeah, like afterdude dude number 50, it
genuinely started to her I wasnot having fun anymore and I was

(01:12:59):
like, oh god oh so, like whatconstitutes, like like a
finality of it does when you'reworking for world records.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
I mean, yeah, like they gotta go they gotta do
their business they got, like Ijust imagine you have to do
their business.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Oh my god, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
This is just like a fucking line and you fucking one
pump and then move on.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Yeah, well, yeah, they have a hundred dudes
they're all beating their dickat the same time.
It's kind of fuck.
I couldn't do it.
No, yeah me either.
Stop looking at my little dickand I'm leaving.
I'm leaving as long as.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Zeno's not before or after me.
I'm good, Right, right, right.
Well, I mean, if you want to bea part of it, all you got to do
is send her a photo of you sendher a photo of your driver's
license and then a photo of youwith your driver's license, and
then she just goes off from that.
She don't need to see the dick.
Huh, you know a lot about that.
You've been in a few gloryholes, haven't you more?

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
than you ever need to know yeah, true, it was just a
hole you're supposed to not knowwho's on the other side.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
It's just a hole in an honor system there hope it's
not a dude on the other side.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
It's just a hole in an honor system.
An honor, an honor amongthieves.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
They're stealing fucking cum shots out there dude
.
There's no honor among thieves.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Oh, no, well, that's going to end it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Yeah, there will eventually be more ADHD after
dark.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
We just don't really know when it's, whenever Coco
feels like he's not going to beautistic.
We will see you, motherfuckers,in 2025.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Yeah, goodbye.
Goodbye, spooky devil man,spooky devil man.