July 17, 2025 • 61 mins
After taking a few weeks off, the ADHD After Dark crew returns with their signature brand of unfiltered chaos and tangential conversations that somehow manage to be both hilarious and occasionally horrifying.
The episode kicks off with Coco sharing his near-disaster experience at Murky's wedding, where the greenhouse venue turned into a heat trap that almost resulted in an unfortunate vomiting incident. This leads to a series of wedding anecdotes including the police officer who was there to tase willing guests and bathroom shenanigans that set the tone for the rest of the show.
From there, the conversation pinballs between topics with reckless abandon—gaming updates about the upcoming Grounded 2 release, encounters with territorial geese, and a deep dive into the bizarre world of AI-generated videos. The hosts dissect the trend of Sasquatch AI memes and other algorithmic oddities that have taken over their social media feeds, revealing both fascination and concern about where this technology is heading.
Be warned that this episode contains some genuinely disgusting medical horror stories, including a cautionary tale about proper fleshlight maintenance and a seven-year sinus infection with an origin story you'll wish you could unhear. The crew also dedicates time to wrestling news, covering Adam Cole's potential retirement, relationship drama in the wrestling world, and Seth Rollins' recent injury that may or may not be part of a larger storyline.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
the adhd after dark and it's 4201 days since my dad
died we're back.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Baby is that a real?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
number.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It is is that a real number it is.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I searched it up wow more, you know I didn't get you
a cake, should I?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I feel like I'm very ill prepared no, no, you don't
have to get me a cake.
Satan's always touching my cake.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, so we took what a couple weeks off A bunch of
weeks off.
Took some time off, somethinglike that.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We need stuff to happen.
We need different shit tohappen.
True that Coco almost fuckingdied.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I almost fucking vomited wedding I almost vomited
on switch and xeno because I, Iit was fucking middle of summer
, brightest idea ever let's havea fucking wedding in a
greenhouse hell yeah, it lookedreally nice, it probably felt it
was a gorgeous it probably feltnicer when you went and uh,
(01:05):
looked at it back in what likeapril or march yeah, we knew it
was gonna be warm it was soluckily like outside in the
shade was pretty nice for alittle bit and then as soon as
the sun like crested and itwasn't like right overhead, it
cooled down significantly.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It was still pretty by that time, I think by that
time the damage was done to you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Coco, yeah, uh, yeah, and I think the damage was done
and I I drank a bunch of waterbecause I was like I got super
full on water, uh.
And then, and then, fucking, wewere on the dance floor doing
something and I'm like I don'treally feel that great.
And then fucking switch andxeno like pull me over and we
start singing.
I don't even remember what theline was, because at this point
(01:47):
I'm just trying to hold back myfucking vomit.
And then fucking switch grabsme and fucking hugs me and xeno,
and then xeno hugs back and I'mlike, oh, I feel like a tube of
toothpaste right now, trying tonot let it all come out and I
was like I gotta go, guys.
I don't even know if I told youat that point that it was almost
a disaster.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Uh, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It wasn't until on my way out I was like, yeah,
there's almost a a big problem,so I went back to the, I went
back to the table.
I sat down and I'm just like Idon't feel so good.
And Matt, and Matt was onacross the table from me and gas
was next to me and he was likeand she was like, would you need
to throw up?
And I was like I don't know.
And then I went to the bathroomand I was like I'm just gonna
(02:30):
fucking make myself throw upbecause I'm a little bit too
full.
And then once I once I did likethe like the motion of it it
came, so like I didn't reallyhave to do too much because
there was just it was there.
And then, yeah, I was just sofucking full Like nothing was
settling.
And then I went back and I waslike I could probably stay a
(02:51):
little bit longer.
And then I got hot again and Iwas like I don't think I could
stay any longer there.
You go.
So we left a little early.
So we left a little early and,yeah, I almost painted Zeno and
Switch with whatever kind ofconcoction of whiskey I had for
(03:12):
that night all over them.
Wouldn't have been getting thatdeposit back on the suit rental
, wouldn't have been getting it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Whoops it got in my shoes.
I wouldn wouldn't mind keepingthose shoes.
Actually the shoes were prettynice.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, the burnt fucking burnt tips, whatever the
fuck they're called yeah Ithink it was.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Uh, I think it was funny.
When murky did his first dance,he left his sunglasses on like
an idiot.
I was like what are you fucking?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
doing bro everybody I will.
I mean like I was kind of ready, but everybody was like bro,
take your sunglasses off.
And you did not say you knowit's just like it's too late.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's too late now oh no, you know it was bad too
whenever, uh, it was hot inside,when people were going outside
to get tased by the cop that youhad there.
That was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That was the funniest part with Switch and Coco.
We're like we're gonna go gettased and Gaz is like you guys
both need to go to the bathroomright now.
You're not gonna fucking gettased and piss yourself.
They were both like that's agood idea.
I tried to touch switch'swiener in the bathroom.
That checks out.
Yeah, it's not surprising.
(04:30):
Yeah, I'm not surprising.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Elitist kind of kind of the fucking no, I won't be
able to, annoyed that I won't beable to be at coco's fucking
rehearsal.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, it's gonna be good and shit yeah, the food's
gonna be good at the rehearsaland the dinner the day and then
it's gonna be good at thewedding.
I think it was funny the otherday.
You were like fucking talking,talking what am I?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
what am I gonna wear?
What am I gonna wear?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
no, you weren't even saying that.
You were like I'm gonna show upearly so that I can smoke I go
around this whole property andjust get baked.
You weren't already going to bethere early.
I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, Imade the fucking wedding.
I forgot Hi E.
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's a hot mess, it's going pretty good.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
How's everything going with Shan Shan Going fine?
Hell yeah, going.
It's going pretty good.
How's, how's, uh?
How's everything going withshan shan going fine?
Hell yeah, nice.
Well, that's all theentertainment I can provide in
an episode.
Anybody else got anything funny, to funny to talk about?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I saw.
I saw the geese.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I saw the geese all showed up again at the work, at
work again are they?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
uh, they coming back?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Are they coming after you?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Uh, no, they're just kind of crawling the uh premises
.
That's about it.
They haven't made any moves.
Did you kick any of them?
No, they've been too far away.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's the only reason.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's the only reason, Not not because they're
going to send the fucking GooseMafia after you.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I mean we'll just write it so that I'm still the
victor and the hero of thesituation, Naturally.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Just like America does Exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh, E, you weren't here when we did the intro, but
we're celebrating 4,201 dayssince my dad died today.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh I didn't get a cake.
I didn't.
I didn't remember that that wastoday yeah, such a fucking
weird day.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Maybe we should celebrate when it's at 5 000,
assuming, assuming we all makeit that far I'm gonna bring you
a best dad ever mug the bestyou're gonna.
Number one dad?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
no, you should make it say bring you a best dad ever
mug, the best you're going tonumber one dad.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You should make it say I had the best dad.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Make sure it's past tense.
That's rough.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You're rough.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's going to be the number one, dad, and I'm just
going to use Sharpie to write.
It used to be, used to be.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Used to be.
Just write it on a sticky note.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
If my dad had ashes, I'd put them in the cup.
What you playing E It'd beawful, some furry game.
Oh, do tell.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I don't know, I was gifted at it and you can adjust
butt and busts and it plays likean old school MMO.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I know why you don't have your camera on now it's
because you're fucking naked andcracking it right now.
You wish, I want to see yournaked body Where's it at?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Where's it at?
I think it's this one.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I love sucking.
No, that's the wrong one.
I want to see your naked body.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Where's it at?
I think it's this one.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Nope, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's this one that is Um, I didn't mean to play that
one, it's just the one below.
I think it's funny that I havetwo soundboard things, murky,
that exist for you, that areboth just eggplants.
They're both.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
They confuse me.
You're dicking my ass.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, we need to schedule another session of that
at some point.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Dicking in your ass.
Yes, getting fucking absolutelyin your ass Brailed, brailed,
yes, getting, getting, fucking,absolutely in your ass railed.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I guess we can schedule it so Zeno ready for
fucking grounded too?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'm so ready for grounded too, dude, I just like.
That's all.
I've been thinking about 20,something at the end of the
month, two weeks almost 10 wellone week almost.
Yeah, it'll be one week fromnext Tuesday 20 something at the
end of the month Two weeks,almost 10 days One week, almost,
it'll be one week from nextTuesday.
I'm very excited for it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's like a week and five days.
Have they said anything aboutany new sort of mobs or anything
I know somebody said there wasgoing to be a caterpillar.
That's going to be fuckingterrifying.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I haven't really looked into it because I don't
want to know, because I want tohave those authentic experiences
like when Switch encounteredthe fucking mosquito.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh, my God, this one oh what is that?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh it's just Switch a 90s theme, right little tiny
switch running away this one hasa 90s theme instead.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Uh, which?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
what was the other one's theme?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm not as excited about 80s.
Yeah, because of honey.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I shrunk the kids uh is it the same kids just 10
years later?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
it is the same kids.
I don't know how much time haspassed, though.
We're back motherfuckers.
Is it the same kids just 10years later?
It is the same kids.
I don't know how much time haspassed, though.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We're back, motherfuckers.
Well, if it's 90s, I'd assume10 years.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's just the music is from the 90s Since the
trailer had the offspring.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, I was really into them in high school, for
whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I believe that I can see that.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Because you were an angsty teenager like the rest of
us.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I was an autistic teenager.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Coco wasn't like the rest of us.
You going to say something.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
No, I was talking to the cat.
He meowed at me.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What's the cat want?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah, what'd he say?
He's currently looking out thewindow, so I don't know.
He's just having window timewindow time.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's when the cat stares out the window and wants
to eat the birds.
Yeah, does your cat look outthe window and go like?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
kate has never done that.
Kate's never done that rivetdoes.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Does that so much?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
yeah, little does like it's going out of style and
then rivet, does that?
All the birds are just at thefeeder and he'll just sit there,
a fucking cat for my fun.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Fucking porch just has so much bird shit on it.
Because a bird built a nest ontop of one of my lights out
there, I'm like do I move thisor do I just wait until the
fucking season's over, becauseI'm pretty sure there's a baby
bird in there?
Because every time I open thedoor and go out there, I'm
fucking the bird is flyingaround me like those geese were
coming after you.
But it's not going to doanything because it's like
(11:21):
fucking a pound if anything.
But yeah, it's not gonna doanything because it's like
fucking a pound if anything.
Um, but yeah, it's like get thefuck away.
And I'm like you're the onethat shit on my front porch.
There's so much.
There is so much poop on myfront porch power play should
shit on the bird's head justtake a shit or shit in the
bird's nest so there's aboutthis much space between, like
(11:43):
the top of the house and likethe, the, the bird nest, so like
I'd have to probably just shitin my hand and then put it in
the nest and you gotta do whatyou gotta do man better yet
become a cuckoo bird, uh-huh layin the nest for a while, wait
for the other eggs to hatch anddo what cuckoo birds do and just
like, slowly push the otherbirds out of the nest.
(12:05):
Do you ever come across cuckoobird videos on TikTok and then
just get irrationally angry thatthey exist because they're
fucking just doing?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
that Jesus shit.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Anytime I watch one of those, I'm like I just want
to see the mama bird come backand just eat them.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Eat this.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Be like hey, you ain't mine.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
There was one time I saw one that recognized the egg
wasn't hers and she just ate theegg.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
If they're smart enough, yeah, they will destroy
the egg, but if they're stupidenough which a lot of them are
bird brain hate, to use thephrase, but they'll raise that
thing to the bitter end.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That hate to use the phrase, but they'll raise that
thing to the bitter end.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's where that phrase comes from.
Oh my god, zeno, you're in thezone.
How's Destiny going?
It's alright, it's alright.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, I don't like being bald.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You don't like being bald?
Do you have to be bald too much?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I wouldn't say too much.
But I don't like being bald.
You have to be bald too much.
I wouldn't say too much, butand I don't know any amount
feels annoying.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It was fun the first couple of times and then it's
like yeah, it's just like okayand now I'm like this is
definitely gonna be a huge partof the raid.
Oh fuck, I'm really looking sowhat do you have to be bald so
you become a ball.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oh, a ball.
B-a-l-l.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, you just become a ball of fucking energy.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh, I thought you were saying you were bald
B-A-L-D.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
That's what I thought they were talking about at
first too.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Straight up, just like Metroid Prime 2.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, straight up, just like Metroid Prime 2.
Yeah, and then you go into tinyspaces and then traverse and it
doesn't really work too well.
In Destiny I find myselfanytime I need to go into one of
those holes, getting stuck andfumbling about for ages.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's super disorienting when you first go
into a bomb because if you'reholding a direction, it just
makes your camera freak the fuckout.
And most, if you're holding adirection, it just makes your
camera freak the fuck out.
And most times you're holding adirection because you
immediately have to get the fuckout of wherever you are because
there's a shit ton of enemiesaround you.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I don't know what this holding a direction concept
is.
I use a fucking controller.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I hold direction.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Well, it's gotta be disorienting, because every time
you come out of it, whip outgala horn, you just shoot the
wall in front of you well, Imean, that's just my fucking
normal iq murky that's my playstyle, that's jokes on you.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They can't kill me if I've already killed myself the
doobie facts fucking every timeI died at fucking xeno.
I don't know if you saw this,but every time I fucking shot
galley and killed myself andwent.
I'm such a fucking idiot.
Fuck He'd be like.
This is great content.
I'm like you, fucking asshole.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I pop in top tier gameplay Fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
The amount of times I kept fucking killing myself
with Gally.
So then I switched to.
My fucking smart brain switchesto thousand voices.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Then I killed myself like that's the same thing
myself immediately after Iswitched.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Oh fuck top tier gameplay top tier gameplay
gameplay.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So we covered murky's wedding.
I bought a house, so we'reslowly moving into that.
Uh, gaz needs to get a job.
Uh, over there insert inanother offspring reference here
yes, oh god that the I havesome stuff that I probably don't
(15:45):
want to share it on the podcast, steve, but I don't know if
you've heard anything.
That's been going on with Gazand her current job, but it's
kind of fucked and super dumb,but I don't want to share it on
the podcast because, hey, wedon't edit, so if I share it,
it's there it's out there in theworld, it's out there in the
fucking world do be true um.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
ADHD after dark and chill.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah maybe after dark and chill, is that our second
podcast?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
no.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I barely have enough energy for this one sometimes.
Sometimes it's great he comesin.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
What do we even do in a second?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
He comes in, has a great fucking game for us
planned and we just fucking rollwith it.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It would have to be all gameplay.
Yeah, just be the game channel.
There's no way it could be justunscripted.
Fucking whatever happens to us.
Kind of stuff like this is.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
It could be us just watching movies.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
That's how this fucking started.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
We could always go back to our origin.
Go fucking pull up a Pokemonvideo and fucking watch it.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Alright, do we fuck that one or no?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Smash the whole line.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
That's where the Mr Mime fucking icon that I have
came from.
We were watching one of thoseepisodes and Mr Mime fucking
icon that.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I have came from?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, because we were watching one of those episodes
and Mr Mime was just like it washorrifying.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
You're right, that's very funny.
I forgot about that, mime.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah, Ash was using Mr Mime.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Was it Ash or his mom ?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It was Ash.
He borrowed it from his mom.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, got a quick handy that candy.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
That's fucking weird anyway moving on, mr mime, I
hear jerking dudes.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Uh, would you put it past him.
No, yeah, mr mime, if.
If you walked up to mr mime andyou showed up in like a back
alley with him, you're notexpecting to get beat up.
You're either getting a fingerup the ass or you're getting
jerked off.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Or you're sticking a finger up his ass.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I mean the way Mr Mime works.
He doesn't even need to touchyou to jerk you off.
I mean he can just do from adistance.
I would like to see Mr MimePsychic orgasm.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I would love to see Mr Mime mime a fleshlight and
then psychically give you anorgasm while moving the
fleshlight.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I bet there's a porno of it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Stop, stop.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Coco sigh, he's like I gotta look it up.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Hang on, where's the fucking incognito window?
And fucking, I gotta open up adifferent web browser for this.
I ain't fucking tainting myhistory with this shit.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I can't look it up.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's pornhub spanned in indiana bullshit, man, you
can still search it up.
Mr mime mimes, a fleshlight.
Let's see what we get on google.
Uh, is there a way to turn safesearch off with this?
Are you going to make me signin to turn safe search off, you,
(18:52):
son of a bitch?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You got fucking parental control.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No, I have it in incognito mode and I think
fucking Google has decidedAlright, we're fucking balling.
We're fucking balling, here yougo.
(19:18):
I think this is the right audio, just skip to uh 25 seconds.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh no, oh god, he's sucking your.
What the fuck spider.
Snap a pic.
Speaking of audio, can we talkabout the fucking raunchy ass
fart that he ripped last night?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
what am I watching right now?
Oh my god, he's trying to suckyour cock run, for the love of
god run ah, that makes sensecome on, don't worry what the
fuck is this?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
yeah, e is your asshole, okay uh, that was a
build-up of, I kid you not likethree hours where I was just
tearing ass, took some bino kindof calmed down before bed, woke
up, went to work.
The moment I clocked in I justfelt my bowels go.
Well, time for round two.
(20:10):
All right, what's?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
the spoiler tag.
How do you upload an image ofspoiler?
Uh, I don't remember I click onthis at your I.
I found this, so you have theoption to not look at this, but
you can open it if you so choose.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I don't think I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna pass Marky what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I was still listening to fucking you.
I just clicked.
I wasn't even hearing you guys,I just clicked.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I wasn't even hearing you guys, I gave you a very
clear out.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Ricky's gonna listen to this episode back and be like
if he fucking tried to warn me.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I even put the spoiler tag on it, bro.
Oh god, that's why I had toopen it.
Yeah, I wasn't listening.
I even put the spoiler tag onit bro.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh God, that's why I had to open it.
I didn't know.
The point was.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, I think he's like I'm a dream that's very
funny.
For audio listeners and peoplewho didn't open up the image,
I'll try to visually describethis for you.
Well, it's Ash's mom, a veryold Mr Mime it almost looks like
(21:31):
he's.
I don't is that his dick?
Is that her dick?
Whose dick is?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
this right now.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Mr Mime has some man boobs.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
uh, I would say that is not his, but the flesh walls
oh yeah, there's a flesh walland she's being fucked by a
flesh wall, but he looks likehe's done.
He looks like.
He looks like Mr Mime if he wasaccurately like a middle aged
man which fuck that was baldinglike.
This is real Mr Mime, coveredin makeup, like fucking in a big
(22:09):
red tummy.
That's the best.
I doesn't look cartoony andAsh's mom is thick like five C's
yeah, very thick.
I hope Farha opens that.
It's just not noticing thatit's in the adhd after dark chat
(22:30):
and it's got the spoiler tag onit and he just goes.
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I don't know man, he really liked that sandy cheeks
doll he was fucking.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
He immediately commented on that shit did he,
yeah, he did yeah like a minuteafter he sent that far how, far
how posted.
In fact, it might have justliterally been like the instant
after.
And the only reason I respondedbecause I saw far how responded
and I opened the chat and I waslike, ah jesus, I also read
(23:05):
what has what was said and itjust made it even worse yeah,
that was awful.
I can't believe it finally came.
Now I can slap sandy cheekslike I've always dreamed of, but
I am willing to sell for theright price.
They're not easy to come by andit's only been used once.
Gently, I take good care ofthings.
I was also supposed to see ifit feels just like a real
(23:27):
squirrel too oh, I didn't readthat far.
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's almost disgusting, as the fucking story
I heard of some dude banging afleshlight full of mold and
getting a ball infection, what,what?
Yeah, so that was a thing, yeah, so Gaz listens to this podcast
called called the judgies.
I don't know if you've heard ofthem no um but they basically
(24:01):
read reddit stories and they getfucked up reddit stories and
shit like that.
And uh, this dude, his, hiseither girlfriend or wife bought
him a fleshlight for hisbirthday and they went to the
shower to have some fun sexytime and stuff like that with
the fleshlight that she bought.
He called it like Jill orsomething.
(24:23):
Afterwards he named it.
But like he cleaned it heapparently cleaned it out and
then just sat it in the showerand left it there.
He apparently cleaned it outand then just sat it in the
shower and left it there.
And then his girl was out oftown or something a couple of
months later and he's like youknow what?
I'm going to bust Jill outagain.
And he busts Jill out, fuckingbusts inside of Jill and goes
(24:46):
about his day.
Next day comes along he's gotfucking some ball pain.
Goes about his day.
Next day comes along, he's gotfucking some ball pain.
And his girlfriend or wifetells him to go to the doctor
about it.
And he's like like everytypical dude.
He's like yeah, nah, Nah, I'mnot gonna do that, I'll just
fucking shake it off.
(25:07):
Next day rolls around and itfeels like somebody's constantly
kicking him in the nuts.
Yeah, him in the nuts, um, yeah, so, uh, his girl finally takes
him to the uh, the er, wherethey find out that he has an
infection of the of thetesticles.
So we just call it a ballinfection because it's funny.
Um, and so immediately thegirl's like you cheating on me.
He's like, nah, I don't know, Idon't know what the fuck, I
(25:28):
don't know what the fuck couldbe happening right now.
And she was getting all in arage and like.
When he got home he was like,well, the only thing I can think
of.
And he went and fucking to thebathroom and turned in the turn
the fleshlight inside out.
I'm full of black mold that hejust ravished two days before I
(25:49):
could go in the town.
So moral of story story he saidthoroughly dry your fleshlight
out after use and don't store itin a moldy place, otherwise
you'll get a ball infection andit'll feel like somebody's
constantly kicking you in thetesticles for fucking three days
.
And then you're going to haveto explain to somebody, then
you're going to.
Well, he didn't have to explainto the doctor, pretty sure his
(26:10):
girlfriend.
I don't think it was an STI, Ithink it was just he had mold in
his nuts, that's.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
that's I mean what do you even do about it at that
point?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I guess if she has a moldy pussy that would be an STI
.
But that'd be fucking.
I think they just usedantibiotics and fucking hope
that the nuts are fucking viableafter that.
I don't know you got any betteroptions no go ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I've got another story in a similar ballpark.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I see what you did there um.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Krista told me about this one um, this woman like had
like just perpetual like sinusum issues and she went to
doctors.
Nobody could figure out whatwas going on.
Or like it was like really badallergies, but it wasn't
allergies, um, and doctorscouldn't figure out what was
going on.
(27:10):
Or like it was like really badallergies, but it wasn't
allergies, um, and doctorscouldn't figure out what was
going on with it.
This went on for like sevenyears and she went to a
specialist and they found it wasactually um, the coli was in
her nasal passage and theydeduced hinged from her
boyfriend.
Accidentally bare butt fartedin her face and the it she got E
(27:38):
coli in her nasal cavity and itjust got stuck there for seven
years for seven years she?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
is she still together with with that boyfriend?
Did they break up?
As far as I know they, shestill together with with that
boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Did they break up?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
uh, as far as I know, they were still together wow
but chris has sent me that storyand she's like, if you ever I
will fucking murder you well,that's the first thing you're
gonna have checked if she startsgetting allergies, check for
the fucking coli she actuallyhas been saying that she's had
allergies.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
This week maybe I should ask her if fucking she
got too close to me in my sleepor something I shit in her face.
Could?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
you imagine that's essentially carrying somebody's
fucking fecal matter in yournose for fucking seven years.
That's what I'm going to do toyou, Murky.
Yeah you're gonna shit my nose,fucking shit up your nose.
It's gonna be like one of thoseballoon things, except it's
(28:36):
gonna be my shit.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I saw one of the like Sasquatch.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Have you seen those balloon things?
Zeno when they fucking shove aballoon up your nose, blow it up
and then fucking.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Oh yeah, for like to reshape your nasal cat, shove a
balloon up your nose, blow it upand then fucking.
Oh yeah, for like you're toreshape your nasal.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I have seen those, rather I've seen the aftermath.
I've seen them pull them out.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I always see them come out their mouth and they're
like, don't worry.
And then they struggle to popit with the sharpest object they
have in their hand, which is afucking knife, and I'm like this
is fucking terrifying death byballoon.
Marky was going to saysomething about a Sasquatch
thing oh yeah, so I wanted tofucking Sasquatch.
(29:27):
Ai videos are hilarious they'restarting to die down.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
They were good for a while oh, I thought of you
because it was about beinglactose intolerant.
It's big for like sitting downwith fucking who's like
girlfriend, his girlfriendfamily's like thanks for making
the hamburger without cheese.
Like I really appreciate itbecause I'm lactose intolerant.
She's like well, actually Ijust molded two patties around
like blocks of cheese.
The cheese is on the inside.
You already ate it and you'renot having a problem.
(29:51):
And then it's like the wholefront of the house blowing out
with liquid shit.
And I thought of you.
I thought of you, zeno that'spretty hilarious.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
That's pretty much what would happen.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
The ones where he shits is incredible because it's
so liquid, so fucking funny.
I like the one when he's in theHumvee and because they arrested
him or something like that,they were trying to deport him.
And he was like guys, I got ashit, you got to let me out of
here.
Right now.
I don't think you guys aregoing to survive if I fucking
blow up in here.
He's just like oh, boys, it'scoming, you got to let me go.
(30:33):
It's like fucking the borderpatrol still fucking trying to
deport him back to like fuckingmexico or some shit like that.
And then he's like all right,you asked for it.
And it cuts to the outside ofthe jeep and fucking everywhere
where there's like not a seal,just fucking liquid shit comes
flying out.
And then it's like it cuts tothe next scene and it's like a
fucking war zone of pete, likethe aftermath of like a war
where, like you see, like abunch of people on the ground,
the medics are running in to tryto save people, like the
gunfire has stopped, it's likethat, except everybody's covered
(30:57):
in shit and they're allthrowing up.
And he's just like I told you,the sea of fuckers.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
And he runs off into the fucking woods um, one of my
favorite ones I've seen recentlyis like, uh, some bigfoot with
his girlfriend and it starts off.
She's like, hey, how's yourheadache?
And he's like, oh, it's doingokay.
Now I took some of your uhdad's blue pills, uh, for the
(31:27):
headache, so should be dyingdown she's just like murky she
was like honey, those weren'theadache pills, those are boner
pills.
And she's like you just gottanot be excited around my parents
and stuff and we'll be fine,we'll get through the night.
They're sitting at dinner and,um, they're like sitting outside
of this restaurant, the parentsand they're all talking and
(31:50):
stuff, and the daughter or hisgirlfriend like starts trying to
rub his leg or something.
He's like could you likefucking quit it or some shit.
And then it pans to them likeinside and she's like the fuck
is the matter with you?
He goes what the fuck's thematter with you?
I can't fucking pop a boner infront of your parents.
She's like I've been touchingyou all night and you haven't
(32:12):
popped a boner at all.
Like do you even love meanymore?
Do you even find me attractiveanymore?
He goes baby, I can't have aboner in front of your parents.
It's fucking weird.
That's why I'm not fuckingpopping a boner.
Do you just chill out, let'sget through this dinner or
whatever.
It cuts to them back outsideand this like obviously like
messed up, homeless woman walksup.
(32:33):
She goes hey, I'll suck yourdick fucking raw for five
dollars or something like that.
And the table just flips overbecause welcome to a jet two
holiday.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Those things are fucking wild too.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I saw.
I saw one Welcome to a jet toholiday.
Those things are fucking wildtoo.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I saw, I saw one where it was.
Uh, there were some people on,uh, like uh, that's the this is
the new meme thing, the jet toholidays.
Um, they were on a bunch ofriver rafts, uh, and on some
rapids, and one got stuck upagainst the rocks and then all
of the other ones came piling inon top of it.
So it's just like he's talkingabout.
He's talking about people, yeahby the way, yeah these rafts
(33:16):
keep fucking piling on top andpeople are falling off and
landing in the fucking um,landing in the fucking water
with the fucking commercial planbehind it.
I think the other funny one Isaw, um, was probably terrifying
to the person that it happenedto, but uh, uh, I'm assuming
she's all right because thevideo was posted and she did a
(33:38):
self video.
So, um, but she, uh, there wasa rope that was hanging down
from a hot air balloon that,when the hot air balloon went up
, wrapped around her and tookher up with it.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And it was just like.
It's like welcome to a Jet 2holiday, as she's being fucking
lifted away from the fuckingcamera.
I was like oh, no, oh.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
That'd be the scariest shit ever.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
It's too early for that shit.
There's still sunlight.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
This week I've decided to wake up an hour
earlier than I normally would,so I can make myself breakfast.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Is it a bad idea or a good idea?
Speaker 3 (34:30):
How's that been going I mean it's been okay it's
gotten easier as the week goeson.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
You haven't been going to bed any earlier, have
you?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
no um, but like I found more time in my life by
sleeping less that sounds likesucks yeah but I mean, like I
normally like naturally wake uparound five o'clock and then I
kind of force myself to go backto sleep.
(34:59):
I've watched like a bunch ofvideos about sleep studies and
stuff like that suggests likeyou have a natural waking time
and if you force yourself tosleep past that, that's why
you're like super groggy andlike crabby and can't focus.
And I was like, well and likealso looking at my bank
(35:20):
statement after.
I was like updating myinsurance and stuff, because my
insurance just like decided toget super expensive for no
reason.
Like my homeowner's insurancejumped from twelve hundred
dollars to eighteen hundreddollars for no reason.
I got re-quoted and it's uh,about the same with a different
insurance company for the samecoverage.
So I was like, yeah, I'm justgonna do that.
(35:41):
But then I started looking at mybank statement and I'm like
where the fuck's all my moneygoing?
And like I have a nine o'clockbreak at work and there's a gas
station and a supermarket downthe street from our shop.
So like every morning I'll justgo down there and grab a snack
and a drink or whatever, andit's always at least ten dollars
(36:04):
when I do that.
And then I go out for lunch andI spend at least ten to fifteen
dollars on that.
So I was like that's $100 aweek, that's $400 a month that
I'm just spending because Idon't wake up in time to make
myself breakfast and also pack alunch.
So trying to be a little moreresponsible with that.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Trying to eat good out here.
No more DoorDash for Zeno.
You want to prep?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
good, I haven't DoorDashed in a while Did you
cancel that Dash Pass.
No.
It's only $5 a month, though.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's only $5 a month.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Because I got the student discount.
I got the student discount $bucks a month because I get the
student discount at the studentdiscount, five dollars a month.
You know if I order DoorDashonce a month.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
It's worth it no it's not.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
So how long are they going to let you keep that for?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
as long as I have a college email.
I have a college active collegeemail, because the college I
went to doesn't update theirservers and never emails to let
them say what your college is.
Yeah, I was going to your man.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
You're screwed whenever they have a data loss.
How many?
Things how many things do youhave on that college email that
are getting student benefits?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Uh, oh, um.
No, I don't think answer thequestion.
I used to have spotify on it,but, uh, I think that once, like
they connected with hulu orwhatever, that changed and I
don't get that anymore.
Um, amazon Prime, though, I gethalf Amazon Prime because of my
(37:51):
student email, half of AmazonPrime is how much Amazon Prime
costed when it first launched.
Yeah, what else Dashpounce?
Of course You've listed twothings.
(38:12):
I feel like there's way morethat I'm not thinking of, that I
just don't use anymore tooprobably yeah, you still pay for
it.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Jesus Christ, zeno's power bill is gonna fuck.
His power is gonna go out oneday because fucking his college
deleted his email and hisfucking power bill was tied to
his college email.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
I used to get a phone bill discount too.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Phone bill.
Discount From who?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
From.
Well, it was Sprint, nowthey're T-Mobile, but I have
Xfinity now.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Hmm, how is that?
I've never had the XfinityMobile stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Xfinity Mobile's fine their internet's super fucking
expensive.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
That's because usually where they're at, they
don't really have muchcompetition so they can just
charge you whatever they want.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
That's exactly right.
They have no competition.
In my immediate area, everybodyand their fucking mother around
me has fiber internet.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Except for you.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
But not this guy.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
If I remember correctly, a lot of that was
because of, like, some oldfucking laws that prevented like
competition between utilitiesor something like that, that's
preventing people from easilyrunning like fiber lines and
shit like that.
Um it's fucking bullshit iswhat it is you should go fucking
to Comcast and show them yourasshole and say I want cheap
(39:42):
internet.
And then, if they don't, giveit to you take a shit on the
fucking CEO's desk.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I'm gonna do that don't actually do that.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
That'll probably get you in jail.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
You guys seen speaking of CEOs?
Have you seen the clip that'sgoing viral?
Well, we may not have to,because his wife may do it for
him.
Is the CEO some like astronautor like aerospace company?
Is the CEO of some likeastronaut or like aerospace
(40:14):
company?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Lockheed Something like that.
Lockheed.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
I don't know, but it was like um the CEO was at this
concert with the CFO and he waslike.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
That's a video of.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, and they show them on the Jumbotron and this
dude just like obviously dipsout like he didn't want to be
seen.
And then the woman just turnsand you can see another woman
next to him.
Like yeah, you guys are fucked,like Wait, and you can see
another woman next to him likeyeah, you guys are fucked.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Wait, I need to know who this is.
If I type CEO of the firstsearches are CEO of astronomer.
Ceo of astronomer, wife CEO ofastronomer and Andy Bryan.
Yeah, it's CEO ofastronomerives, ceo of
Astronomer, and Andy Bryan.
Yeah, it's CEO of Astronomer.
So let's see, it's literallyjust called Astronomer.
(41:16):
Oh, no, wait, there's so manyarticles on this.
Oh, speaking of CEOs, did yousee?
Fucking, what is?
What is?
What is the company that?
Um, the one dude got shot fromthe health company?
(41:40):
united health care yeah, did yousee that their shareholders are
now suing the company forproviding too much health care?
Speaker 4 (41:51):
primarily is Blackstone, because you know
they own our country.
Yeah what?
Yeah, they're providing toomuch health care.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Primarily is blackstone because they own our
country.
Yeah, yeah, they're providingtoo much health care, so the
shareholders are um suing.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
You're doing too much of the job that you're fucking
meant to do.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Actually, what's what's happening is they said oh
yeah, even after the shooting,we'll still be able to hit our
profit margins.
So they're being sued for notdoing not be able to hit our
profit margins.
So they're being sued for notbeing able to hit those because
they can't do their predatorybusiness practices anymore.
But essentially they're gettingsued for providing too much
healthcare.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It's fucking wild.
You know what else is wild?
There's no such thing as theEpstein fucking list.
It doesn't exist.
That's pretty fucking wild.
You know what else is wild?
There's no such thing as theEpstein fucking list.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
It doesn't exist that's pretty fucking wild they
fucking waved the wand overeverybody.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Did you see that?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
last I heard is it was made up by Obama no, now it
just doesn't exist.
I think the Obama allegation no, just doesn't exist.
I think the Obama allegation no, it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
There's no Epstein list the dude.
All I know is the tick tockshirts I'm seeing for this are
incredible.
It's just fucking Donald Trump,and I think and I don't know
who the other guy is, because Ionly catch like I only get to
the part where it gets to wherethey have the fucking memory
erase pen from the fucking menin black, yeah and the shirt
(43:24):
says what list yeah, that'sEpstein on that shirt between
that and the fucking makingmaking shirts unwearable where
it's robert downey jr.
Let me tell you what the downiesare.
I'm a terrible person.
(43:47):
It's funny the bigfoot anddownsy videos make me oh,
fucking, the big downsy videosare my pal downsy.
Here we got.
We got ourselves some boogersugar yeah I think the one where
they go into the fucking jailwas pretty funny too.
And then they have fuckingdownsy's older brother as their
(44:08):
fucking public defender.
It's fucking awful.
It's so bad.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
The Downsy videos are pretty fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
The wise-ass guy's like Downsy gave me this
Carolina Reaper I don't knowabout Carolina, but I bet she's
a badass bitch and just eatsthis whole fucking pepper.
And then the next one is himWith a whole gallon of milk and
he goes.
He picked that motherfuckingpepper straight from Satan's
asshole.
I need some fucking milk.
(44:49):
He's just fucking this wholegallon of milk and then it's
fucking him in this like thiscreek and his eyes are super
puffed up from crying.
He goes.
It still has to come out my, itstill has to come out of me.
Pray for my fucking asshole,please yeah that's it.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
There was one point in time where the AI videos on
my page at least had shifted toa fucking NFL draft like video
of a general drafting the nextfucking round of people for the
United States military to fundthe war.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
World War 3 draft anybody named Brandon dude,
those were fucking.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Those were fucking hilarious.
Um, I can't remember any, anyof the, any of the real funny
ones, but I remember there was.
There was one that was likesuper specific and I was like
that is hilarious, yeah thosewere pretty good and they were
getting pretty ratty I mean, Ithink the ai stuff is at least
dying down a little bit.
(46:01):
I'm pretty sure it's gonna be atrend that comes and goes every
now and then when somebodythinks of something super funny
again right like you can onlykeep the big foot and stuff
going on for long.
Honestly, what's really funnyright now is I for some reason,
have just had a bunch of aivideos of people walking on a
glass bridge and then throwing arock and then the bridge
(46:22):
collapsing and then a thousandpeople fall into a hole, like
I've seen.
Why is that funny, do you?
Why are you laughing?
Because I don't know why this Idon't.
The reason it's funny isbecause I've seen so many of
them.
I'm like why is this a thingthat's on my for you page?
Because one of them was like alady that threw a rock at it and
(46:44):
the glass the way the AI brokethe bridge.
She threw a rock at the glassbridge and and fell at the same
time and the rock didn't breakthe bridge and her fat ass did,
and I thought that wasabsolutely hilarious that the
rock didn't break the bridge,but she did.
There was also one of Trumpdoing it.
I don't know why this evenexists, but it's just a random
(47:08):
glass bridge and then it breaksand then a bunch of people fall
and I'm like, why?
Why is this trending on my page?
Next time one comes across myfeet, I'll send it to you guys
okay and you'll be like why does?
This exist, it probably won'tget another one.
Now that I said I will fads,probably fucking over.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I'm gonna be honest, I don't watch any of the AI
videos you guys send me so youdon't watch any of the TikToks I
send you.
I watch like the Marvel rivalones, but I refuse to watch any
of the AI stuff because I refuseto support AI that's fair.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I think they're hilarious.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
I hate it with music because it's just like actual
talented people.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Look I'm all for the AI being used.
I hate it.
With music, it's just likeactual talented people versus a
computer.
I'm all for the AI being usedfor these stupid memes, because
they're fucking hilarious andnobody's ever gonna film those.
If somebody films a fuckingBigfoot getting into a fucking
Humvee and then shit coming outeverywhere, I would be super
impressed, but it's also notworth it for a fucking 10 second
(48:17):
tick tock.
Yeah, unfortunately, one way oranother, ai is gonna become a
thing that we just have to getused to I'd rather not it's
unfortunately.
That's how the world's going Ihave.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
I'll probably kill myself for then, but I have to
get used to it at my job.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Don't kill yourself.
Take us with you.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Now AI is going to be as big as it is.
Count me out.
I do not want on this planet.
I'm already upset enough withthe fucking idiot.
We have an office who's a childfucker and getting away with it
, but you know what?
Fuck it.
Let's just have this wholeworld burn at this point, I
don't care.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
I think there are other countries too.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
They're all pretty bad.
We could go to fucking NorthKorea.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I have a segment.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
God, what's a?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
segment.
Oh God, what's the segment?
So I know that we've all talkedabout this a lot, We've
contemplated this a lot, butit's time the ADHD FDR takes a
new direction, and thatdirection is wrestling brother.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
What are we?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
talking about with wrestling.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Recent wrestling news .
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Do you got something?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
for me.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, long time Indie Professional workhorse, adam
Cole baby, has to give hisretirement speech on AEW.
Possible retirement speech, biginjuries and you know what.
Maybe it's work, maybe it's not, but we'll find out.
(50:00):
But yeah, he relinquished histitle because I believe he had a
really bad neck injury and he'sa younger dude.
He still has a lot of yearsleft, but it's fucking with him
just like in his every day today life.
So, yeah, had to relinquish histitle and go out and attach to
that is he went to aew forsupposedly a uh, a female
(50:28):
wrestler there, brit baker, andthey were together for quite
some time in a relationship,hence why he went to AEW.
And then she cheated on himwhat a bitch, yeah.
And they broke up and afterthis retirement she's posting
all this stuff to him, like youknow, heartbroken, and he has to
do this and blah, blah, blahand everyone in the comments is
(50:50):
just shitting down her throat.
You cheat on him like you're apiece of shit, basically, and
that's your piece of recentwrestling news.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
I had to look up who you were talking about.
I didn't know who he wastalking about.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
He's us.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
No, I'm not talking about it.
You know, that was a long timeago.
This is very recent.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
It's not that's this 's, this, this is real name,
right, adam copeland no, adamcopeland's edge, that's not what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
I'm talking about adam cole.
Adam cole, I thought you saidadam cole, baby, yeah, this is
it kind of mirrors that kind ofsituation where I don't think
that Adam Cole knows the extentsof the injuries quite yet, or
at least not that I've seen.
But it does kind of mirror thatwhere you have a dude who
(51:45):
should be in the prime of hiscareer and has to dip out or
vacate a title or retire early.
He's like I don't know what'sgonna happen, I don't want to
retire, but you know, this isthe last time I see you fucking,
I'll see you, kind of deal he'sgonna fucking jump off a cliff.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Did you guys see, uh, ozzy osbourne's last
performance did yeah, it waskind of sad dude looks rough.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
did you see jack black's cover of Mr Crowley?
Speaker 4 (52:14):
I did with that band of.
What was it like?
16, 15 year old?
Speaker 3 (52:19):
kids.
It was actually really good.
It was very good.
I didn't expect him to makelike a serious tribute.
I thought it was gonna still belike Jack Black style.
You know, he did a really goodjob.
It was really nice.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
I'm sorry to find it on YouTube.
I'm guessing.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
Oh yeah, it is on YouTube.
It's on Ozzy's channel.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, it's on Ozzy's channel.
I just found it.
I'm not gonna play it because Idon't want to fucking deal with
editing.
What you cracking open.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Coca-Cola.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Coca-Cola you mixing it with anything.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (53:02):
I thought you were a changed man.
That's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
He's like yeah, next time you fucking start thinking.
Just stop Okay.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
I'm going to need you to fucking stupid it up a
little bit.
Fucking idiot.
I still think it's funny.
I kept all of my guns that hadthe word Uryut in it in my vault
in.
Destiny when I was clearing itout the other day.
Even though I didn't need toclear it out, I just was like
I'm going to delete all thesethings because I don't need them
(53:35):
anymore.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
You're going to fucking door, dash something.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
You sure, yeah, that face doesn't say no.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
What do you have around the house to eat?
Banana cream pie what bananacream pie you still have that.
I'm going to go get my pint ofice cream and bring it down,
then you're going to want an icecream what kind of pint of ice
cream it's basic bitch, vanilla,because I'm autistic.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah, I mean, you got that brownie purple ice cream
the one time, or a s'mores, alittle s'mores.
Was it yeah.
Was the one that you and Gazleft at my house.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Oh yeah, Is that?
Speaker 3 (54:36):
still there.
No.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
I hate that shit.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
When you walked out the door, yeah, cause you guys
were like Xeno, this isn't gonnamake it home with us, will you
eat it?
And I was like I will tear thatshit up, don't you worry and
then I will tear the bathroom upyeah, and that's exactly what
happened.
I tore that bathroom up.
Yeah, and that's exactly whathappened.
I tore that bathroom up.
It was pretty disgraceful.
Pretty sure the paint peeledoff the walls.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Disgrace.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Disgrace, he's not one of us.
Sorry, sorry, I went, it's alittle autism.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
I don't have any gift , sorry, sorry, I went Autism,
autism, uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Berkey you do?
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Fucking Zeno got me off guard with that.
Just a little autism show inthere.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
In my defense defense I was left unsupervised that's
true, it was your turn anotherwrestling fact of the day what
is it?
Speaker 3 (55:49):
what's up with John Cena right now?
Speaker 2 (55:51):
now he's recently new faction leader, seth Rollins,
leading a team of Bronson Reedand Braun Breaker Fucking
powerhouse stable right now.
Definitely looked like he toresomething in his knee in a match
against LA Knight.
Yeah, yeah, he went for whatwas that?
(56:17):
I want to call it a springboard.
Basically he's outside theropes.
Ripped over the top, went forsomething, went to go off the
other side and back, flip off, Ibelieve that sounds painful he
just went to go stick thelanding and he was still kind of
not rotated over enough and hefucking planted real hard, yeah,
(56:39):
just blew something out of hisknee.
They had to make an audiblecall mid-batch and have LA
Knight win, which nothing wrongwith LA Knight, yeah, but also
puts a big hole on this threeperson faction thing they had
going on.
Now this son of Scott Steinerfucking Big Papa Pump or no, I'm
(57:04):
sorry.
Rick Steiner, the brother ofScott Steiner, big Papa Pump,
yeah, was a part of that faction.
I feel like he's getting alittle bit of the push, cause
Paul Heyman is the manager forthis three-person faction of
Full Power.
Instruction.
So crazy shit going on.
(57:26):
Roman Reigns came back, TribalChief, son Pay respects.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Press F.
What's he doing now?
Wrestling podcast now thatfilled, that filled out a whole
like.
Miles will watch or listen nowhe can't listen to half of the
podcast.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
We literally can't we described porn we'll share with
him the little bits that arewrestling and he'll be like oh,
okay, right, you can take careof that, cause I'm not editing
anything.
Oh, Ricky, you want to do that.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Tell me whether I'm right or wrong or what I like
messed up or what I missed aboutthe situation.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
Yeah, people are thinking Seth Rollins fucked up.
Now here's the other part of it.
There it uh, there's a gauntletmatch going on to see who's
going to be the number onecontender for the World
Heavyweight Championship.
Who ended up winning thatgauntlet match is CM Punk.
So now CM Punk gets a challengefor the World Heavyweight
(58:26):
Championship.
Seth Rollins still has money inthe bank technically, so he has
a contract to get achampionship match whenever at
any given time.
And uh, seth has been quoted assaying that as long as he
breathes fucking god's air, thatcm punk will not be champion.
(58:46):
And so people are thinkingpossibly it's a work and he
didn't blow his fucking knee outagain.
But also, it's the same kneehe's blown out multiple times
and he needs to get certainmoves out of his repertoire,
because when he's going anddoing backflips and crazy shit,
springboarding off the fuckingropes, he blows his fucking
knees out.
(59:08):
Bad for business it would be badfor business only time will
tell tune in next time forrecent wrestling news I wish I
had a jingle for that, but all Ihave for that is I love sucking
cock, dude.
That's my favorite, that's theoutro for it fucking play me
murky's gonna be the 2001 mondaynight raw intro fucking.
Speaker 1 (59:32):
I don't have that on my soundboard.
We probably can't play it.
We'll just have you guys, justrecord yourself doing that, and
that's what we'll do.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
Murky's got his own, he's got his own wrestling match
going on right now.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
That's true, crazy Murky, you've got your own
wrestling match going on rightnow.
Crazy Murky, you've got yourown wrestling match going on
with fucking.
Is that Little?
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah, he's a savage.
He's a savage, he's a fuckingmonster, jumping up and going
over.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
He's going to be the next Intercontinental Champion,
for sure that fucking sound isso good, all right, we, we
(01:00:31):
fucking made it to an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Okay, okay, I'm gonna go have some banana cream pie
now I'm gonna fucking have yourcream pie.
I'm gonna fucking cream pie, asyou know.
Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I'm gonna dick him down Any final words Z.
Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Nope Big sex attack.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Let me shake up my nipples before we go.
Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Ah nipples.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
And if they were long , they're cocos we can't all
have long nipples, and if theywere long, they're cocos.
Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
We can't all have long nipples like Marky.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I don't have long nipples.
I guess I got big nipples.
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
I don't think they're long why were you casted for
nippleless cage then?
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
yeah, he's got big nipples anyways, goodbye,
they're pointy.
the adhd after dark and it's 4201 days since my dad
died we're back.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Baby is that a real?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
number.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It is is that a real number it is.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I searched it up wow more, you know I didn't get you
a cake, should I?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I feel like I'm very ill prepared no, no, you don't
have to get me a cake.
Satan's always touching my cake.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, so we took what a couple weeks off A bunch of
weeks off.
Took some time off, somethinglike that.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We need stuff to happen.
We need different shit tohappen.
True that Coco almost fuckingdied.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I almost fucking vomited wedding I almost vomited
on switch and xeno because I, Iit was fucking middle of summer
, brightest idea ever let's havea fucking wedding in a
greenhouse hell yeah, it lookedreally nice, it probably felt it
was a gorgeous it probably feltnicer when you went and uh,
(01:05):
looked at it back in what likeapril or march yeah, we knew it
was gonna be warm it was soluckily like outside in the
shade was pretty nice for alittle bit and then as soon as
the sun like crested and itwasn't like right overhead, it
cooled down significantly.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It was still pretty by that time, I think by that
time the damage was done to you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Coco, yeah, uh, yeah, and I think the damage was done
and I I drank a bunch of waterbecause I was like I got super
full on water, uh.
And then, and then, fucking, wewere on the dance floor doing
something and I'm like I don'treally feel that great.
And then fucking switch andxeno like pull me over and we
start singing.
I don't even remember what theline was, because at this point
(01:47):
I'm just trying to hold back myfucking vomit.
And then fucking switch grabsme and fucking hugs me and xeno,
and then xeno hugs back and I'mlike, oh, I feel like a tube of
toothpaste right now, trying tonot let it all come out and I
was like I gotta go, guys.
I don't even know if I told youat that point that it was almost
a disaster.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Uh, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It wasn't until on my way out I was like, yeah,
there's almost a a big problem,so I went back to the, I went
back to the table.
I sat down and I'm just like Idon't feel so good.
And Matt, and Matt was onacross the table from me and gas
was next to me and he was likeand she was like, would you need
to throw up?
And I was like I don't know.
And then I went to the bathroomand I was like I'm just gonna
(02:30):
fucking make myself throw upbecause I'm a little bit too
full.
And then once I once I did likethe like the motion of it it
came, so like I didn't reallyhave to do too much because
there was just it was there.
And then, yeah, I was just sofucking full Like nothing was
settling.
And then I went back and I waslike I could probably stay a
(02:51):
little bit longer.
And then I got hot again and Iwas like I don't think I could
stay any longer there.
You go.
So we left a little early.
So we left a little early and,yeah, I almost painted Zeno and
Switch with whatever kind ofconcoction of whiskey I had for
(03:12):
that night all over them.
Wouldn't have been getting thatdeposit back on the suit rental
, wouldn't have been getting it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Whoops it got in my shoes.
I wouldn wouldn't mind keepingthose shoes.
Actually the shoes were prettynice.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, the burnt fucking burnt tips, whatever the
fuck they're called yeah Ithink it was.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Uh, I think it was funny.
When murky did his first dance,he left his sunglasses on like
an idiot.
I was like what are you fucking?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
doing bro everybody I will.
I mean like I was kind of ready, but everybody was like bro,
take your sunglasses off.
And you did not say you knowit's just like it's too late.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's too late now oh no, you know it was bad too
whenever, uh, it was hot inside,when people were going outside
to get tased by the cop that youhad there.
That was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That was the funniest part with Switch and Coco.
We're like we're gonna go gettased and Gaz is like you guys
both need to go to the bathroomright now.
You're not gonna fucking gettased and piss yourself.
They were both like that's agood idea.
I tried to touch switch'swiener in the bathroom.
That checks out.
Yeah, it's not surprising.
(04:30):
Yeah, I'm not surprising.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Elitist kind of kind of the fucking no, I won't be
able to, annoyed that I won't beable to be at coco's fucking
rehearsal.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, it's gonna be good and shit yeah, the food's
gonna be good at the rehearsaland the dinner the day and then
it's gonna be good at thewedding.
I think it was funny the otherday.
You were like fucking talking,talking what am I?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
what am I gonna wear?
What am I gonna wear?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
no, you weren't even saying that.
You were like I'm gonna show upearly so that I can smoke I go
around this whole property andjust get baked.
You weren't already going to bethere early.
I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, Imade the fucking wedding.
I forgot Hi E.
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's a hot mess, it's going pretty good.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
How's everything going with Shan Shan Going fine?
Hell yeah, going.
It's going pretty good.
How's, how's, uh?
How's everything going withshan shan going fine?
Hell yeah, nice.
Well, that's all theentertainment I can provide in
an episode.
Anybody else got anything funny, to funny to talk about?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I saw.
I saw the geese.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I saw the geese all showed up again at the work, at
work again are they?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
uh, they coming back?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Are they coming after you?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Uh, no, they're just kind of crawling the uh premises
.
That's about it.
They haven't made any moves.
Did you kick any of them?
No, they've been too far away.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's the only reason.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's the only reason, Not not because they're
going to send the fucking GooseMafia after you.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I mean we'll just write it so that I'm still the
victor and the hero of thesituation, Naturally.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Just like America does Exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh, E, you weren't here when we did the intro, but
we're celebrating 4,201 dayssince my dad died today.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh I didn't get a cake.
I didn't.
I didn't remember that that wastoday yeah, such a fucking
weird day.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Maybe we should celebrate when it's at 5 000,
assuming, assuming we all makeit that far I'm gonna bring you
a best dad ever mug the bestyou're gonna.
Number one dad?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
no, you should make it say bring you a best dad ever
mug, the best you're going tonumber one dad.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You should make it say I had the best dad.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Make sure it's past tense.
That's rough.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You're rough.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's going to be the number one, dad, and I'm just
going to use Sharpie to write.
It used to be, used to be.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Used to be.
Just write it on a sticky note.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
If my dad had ashes, I'd put them in the cup.
What you playing E It'd beawful, some furry game.
Oh, do tell.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I don't know, I was gifted at it and you can adjust
butt and busts and it plays likean old school MMO.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I know why you don't have your camera on now it's
because you're fucking naked andcracking it right now.
You wish, I want to see yournaked body Where's it at?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Where's it at?
I think it's this one.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I love sucking.
No, that's the wrong one.
I want to see your naked body.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Where's it at?
I think it's this one.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Nope, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's this one that is Um, I didn't mean to play that
one, it's just the one below.
I think it's funny that I havetwo soundboard things, murky,
that exist for you, that areboth just eggplants.
They're both.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
They confuse me.
You're dicking my ass.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, we need to schedule another session of that
at some point.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Dicking in your ass.
Yes, getting fucking absolutelyin your ass Brailed, brailed,
yes, getting, getting, fucking,absolutely in your ass railed.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I guess we can schedule it so Zeno ready for
fucking grounded too?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'm so ready for grounded too, dude, I just like.
That's all.
I've been thinking about 20,something at the end of the
month, two weeks almost 10 wellone week almost.
Yeah, it'll be one week fromnext Tuesday 20 something at the
end of the month Two weeks,almost 10 days One week, almost,
it'll be one week from nextTuesday.
I'm very excited for it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's like a week and five days.
Have they said anything aboutany new sort of mobs or anything
I know somebody said there wasgoing to be a caterpillar.
That's going to be fuckingterrifying.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I haven't really looked into it because I don't
want to know, because I want tohave those authentic experiences
like when Switch encounteredthe fucking mosquito.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh, my God, this one oh what is that?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh it's just Switch a 90s theme, right little tiny
switch running away this one hasa 90s theme instead.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Uh, which?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
what was the other one's theme?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm not as excited about 80s.
Yeah, because of honey.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I shrunk the kids uh is it the same kids just 10
years later?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
it is the same kids.
I don't know how much time haspassed, though.
We're back motherfuckers.
Is it the same kids just 10years later?
It is the same kids.
I don't know how much time haspassed, though.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We're back, motherfuckers.
Well, if it's 90s, I'd assume10 years.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's just the music is from the 90s Since the
trailer had the offspring.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, I was really into them in high school, for
whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I believe that I can see that.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Because you were an angsty teenager like the rest of
us.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I was an autistic teenager.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Coco wasn't like the rest of us.
You going to say something.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
No, I was talking to the cat.
He meowed at me.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What's the cat want?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah, what'd he say?
He's currently looking out thewindow, so I don't know.
He's just having window timewindow time.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's when the cat stares out the window and wants
to eat the birds.
Yeah, does your cat look outthe window and go like?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
kate has never done that.
Kate's never done that rivetdoes.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Does that so much?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
yeah, little does like it's going out of style and
then rivet, does that?
All the birds are just at thefeeder and he'll just sit there,
a fucking cat for my fun.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Fucking porch just has so much bird shit on it.
Because a bird built a nest ontop of one of my lights out
there, I'm like do I move thisor do I just wait until the
fucking season's over, becauseI'm pretty sure there's a baby
bird in there?
Because every time I open thedoor and go out there, I'm
fucking the bird is flyingaround me like those geese were
coming after you.
But it's not going to doanything because it's like
(11:21):
fucking a pound if anything.
But yeah, it's not gonna doanything because it's like
fucking a pound if anything.
Um, but yeah, it's like get thefuck away.
And I'm like you're the onethat shit on my front porch.
There's so much.
There is so much poop on myfront porch power play should
shit on the bird's head justtake a shit or shit in the
bird's nest so there's aboutthis much space between, like
(11:43):
the top of the house and likethe, the, the bird nest, so like
I'd have to probably just shitin my hand and then put it in
the nest and you gotta do whatyou gotta do man better yet
become a cuckoo bird, uh-huh layin the nest for a while, wait
for the other eggs to hatch anddo what cuckoo birds do and just
like, slowly push the otherbirds out of the nest.
(12:05):
Do you ever come across cuckoobird videos on TikTok and then
just get irrationally angry thatthey exist because they're
fucking just doing?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
that Jesus shit.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Anytime I watch one of those, I'm like I just want
to see the mama bird come backand just eat them.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Eat this.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Be like hey, you ain't mine.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
There was one time I saw one that recognized the egg
wasn't hers and she just ate theegg.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
If they're smart enough, yeah, they will destroy
the egg, but if they're stupidenough which a lot of them are
bird brain hate, to use thephrase, but they'll raise that
thing to the bitter end.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That hate to use the phrase, but they'll raise that
thing to the bitter end.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's where that phrase comes from.
Oh my god, zeno, you're in thezone.
How's Destiny going?
It's alright, it's alright.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, I don't like being bald.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You don't like being bald?
Do you have to be bald too much?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I wouldn't say too much.
But I don't like being bald.
You have to be bald too much.
I wouldn't say too much, butand I don't know any amount
feels annoying.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It was fun the first couple of times and then it's
like yeah, it's just like okayand now I'm like this is
definitely gonna be a huge partof the raid.
Oh fuck, I'm really looking sowhat do you have to be bald so
you become a ball.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oh, a ball.
B-a-l-l.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, you just become a ball of fucking energy.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh, I thought you were saying you were bald
B-A-L-D.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
That's what I thought they were talking about at
first too.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Straight up, just like Metroid Prime 2.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, straight up, just like Metroid Prime 2.
Yeah, and then you go into tinyspaces and then traverse and it
doesn't really work too well.
In Destiny I find myselfanytime I need to go into one of
those holes, getting stuck andfumbling about for ages.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's super disorienting when you first go
into a bomb because if you'reholding a direction, it just
makes your camera freak the fuckout.
And most, if you're holding adirection, it just makes your
camera freak the fuck out.
And most times you're holding adirection because you
immediately have to get the fuckout of wherever you are because
there's a shit ton of enemiesaround you.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I don't know what this holding a direction concept
is.
I use a fucking controller.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I hold direction.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Well, it's gotta be disorienting, because every time
you come out of it, whip outgala horn, you just shoot the
wall in front of you well, Imean, that's just my fucking
normal iq murky that's my playstyle, that's jokes on you.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They can't kill me if I've already killed myself the
doobie facts fucking every timeI died at fucking xeno.
I don't know if you saw this,but every time I fucking shot
galley and killed myself andwent.
I'm such a fucking idiot.
Fuck He'd be like.
This is great content.
I'm like you, fucking asshole.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I pop in top tier gameplay Fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
The amount of times I kept fucking killing myself
with Gally.
So then I switched to.
My fucking smart brain switchesto thousand voices.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Then I killed myself like that's the same thing
myself immediately after Iswitched.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Oh fuck top tier gameplay top tier gameplay
gameplay.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So we covered murky's wedding.
I bought a house, so we'reslowly moving into that.
Uh, gaz needs to get a job.
Uh, over there insert inanother offspring reference here
yes, oh god that the I havesome stuff that I probably don't
(15:45):
want to share it on the podcast, steve, but I don't know if
you've heard anything.
That's been going on with Gazand her current job, but it's
kind of fucked and super dumb,but I don't want to share it on
the podcast because, hey, wedon't edit, so if I share it,
it's there it's out there in theworld, it's out there in the
fucking world do be true um.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
ADHD after dark and chill.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah maybe after dark and chill, is that our second
podcast?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
no.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I barely have enough energy for this one sometimes.
Sometimes it's great he comesin.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
What do we even do in a second?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
He comes in, has a great fucking game for us
planned and we just fucking rollwith it.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It would have to be all gameplay.
Yeah, just be the game channel.
There's no way it could be justunscripted.
Fucking whatever happens to us.
Kind of stuff like this is.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
It could be us just watching movies.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
That's how this fucking started.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
We could always go back to our origin.
Go fucking pull up a Pokemonvideo and fucking watch it.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Alright, do we fuck that one or no?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Smash the whole line.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
That's where the Mr Mime fucking icon that I have
came from.
We were watching one of thoseepisodes and Mr Mime fucking
icon that.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I have came from?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, because we were watching one of those episodes
and Mr Mime was just like it washorrifying.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
You're right, that's very funny.
I forgot about that, mime.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah, Ash was using Mr Mime.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Was it Ash or his mom ?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It was Ash.
He borrowed it from his mom.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, got a quick handy that candy.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
That's fucking weird anyway moving on, mr mime, I
hear jerking dudes.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Uh, would you put it past him.
No, yeah, mr mime, if.
If you walked up to mr mime andyou showed up in like a back
alley with him, you're notexpecting to get beat up.
You're either getting a fingerup the ass or you're getting
jerked off.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Or you're sticking a finger up his ass.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I mean the way Mr Mime works.
He doesn't even need to touchyou to jerk you off.
I mean he can just do from adistance.
I would like to see Mr MimePsychic orgasm.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I would love to see Mr Mime mime a fleshlight and
then psychically give you anorgasm while moving the
fleshlight.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I bet there's a porno of it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Stop, stop.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Coco sigh, he's like I gotta look it up.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Hang on, where's the fucking incognito window?
And fucking, I gotta open up adifferent web browser for this.
I ain't fucking tainting myhistory with this shit.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I can't look it up.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's pornhub spanned in indiana bullshit, man, you
can still search it up.
Mr mime mimes, a fleshlight.
Let's see what we get on google.
Uh, is there a way to turn safesearch off with this?
Are you going to make me signin to turn safe search off, you,
(18:52):
son of a bitch?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You got fucking parental control.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No, I have it in incognito mode and I think
fucking Google has decidedAlright, we're fucking balling.
We're fucking balling, here yougo.
(19:18):
I think this is the right audio, just skip to uh 25 seconds.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh no, oh god, he's sucking your.
What the fuck spider.
Snap a pic.
Speaking of audio, can we talkabout the fucking raunchy ass
fart that he ripped last night?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
what am I watching right now?
Oh my god, he's trying to suckyour cock run, for the love of
god run ah, that makes sensecome on, don't worry what the
fuck is this?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
yeah, e is your asshole, okay uh, that was a
build-up of, I kid you not likethree hours where I was just
tearing ass, took some bino kindof calmed down before bed, woke
up, went to work.
The moment I clocked in I justfelt my bowels go.
Well, time for round two.
(20:10):
All right, what's?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
the spoiler tag.
How do you upload an image ofspoiler?
Uh, I don't remember I click onthis at your I.
I found this, so you have theoption to not look at this, but
you can open it if you so choose.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I don't think I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna pass Marky what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I was still listening to fucking you.
I just clicked.
I wasn't even hearing you guys,I just clicked.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I wasn't even hearing you guys, I gave you a very
clear out.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Ricky's gonna listen to this episode back and be like
if he fucking tried to warn me.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I even put the spoiler tag on it, bro.
Oh god, that's why I had toopen it.
Yeah, I wasn't listening.
I even put the spoiler tag onit bro.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh God, that's why I had to open it.
I didn't know.
The point was.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, I think he's like I'm a dream that's very
funny.
For audio listeners and peoplewho didn't open up the image,
I'll try to visually describethis for you.
Well, it's Ash's mom, a veryold Mr Mime it almost looks like
(21:31):
he's.
I don't is that his dick?
Is that her dick?
Whose dick is?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
this right now.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Mr Mime has some man boobs.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
uh, I would say that is not his, but the flesh walls
oh yeah, there's a flesh walland she's being fucked by a
flesh wall, but he looks likehe's done.
He looks like.
He looks like Mr Mime if he wasaccurately like a middle aged
man which fuck that was baldinglike.
This is real Mr Mime, coveredin makeup, like fucking in a big
(22:09):
red tummy.
That's the best.
I doesn't look cartoony andAsh's mom is thick like five C's
yeah, very thick.
I hope Farha opens that.
It's just not noticing thatit's in the adhd after dark chat
(22:30):
and it's got the spoiler tag onit and he just goes.
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I don't know man, he really liked that sandy cheeks
doll he was fucking.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
He immediately commented on that shit did he,
yeah, he did yeah like a minuteafter he sent that far how, far
how posted.
In fact, it might have justliterally been like the instant
after.
And the only reason I respondedbecause I saw far how responded
and I opened the chat and I waslike, ah jesus, I also read
(23:05):
what has what was said and itjust made it even worse yeah,
that was awful.
I can't believe it finally came.
Now I can slap sandy cheekslike I've always dreamed of, but
I am willing to sell for theright price.
They're not easy to come by andit's only been used once.
Gently, I take good care ofthings.
I was also supposed to see ifit feels just like a real
(23:27):
squirrel too oh, I didn't readthat far.
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's almost disgusting, as the fucking story
I heard of some dude banging afleshlight full of mold and
getting a ball infection, what,what?
Yeah, so that was a thing, yeah, so Gaz listens to this podcast
called called the judgies.
I don't know if you've heard ofthem no um but they basically
(24:01):
read reddit stories and they getfucked up reddit stories and
shit like that.
And uh, this dude, his, hiseither girlfriend or wife bought
him a fleshlight for hisbirthday and they went to the
shower to have some fun sexytime and stuff like that with
the fleshlight that she bought.
He called it like Jill orsomething.
(24:23):
Afterwards he named it.
But like he cleaned it heapparently cleaned it out and
then just sat it in the showerand left it there.
He apparently cleaned it outand then just sat it in the
shower and left it there.
And then his girl was out oftown or something a couple of
months later and he's like youknow what?
I'm going to bust Jill outagain.
And he busts Jill out, fuckingbusts inside of Jill and goes
(24:46):
about his day.
Next day comes along he's gotfucking some ball pain.
Goes about his day.
Next day comes along, he's gotfucking some ball pain.
And his girlfriend or wifetells him to go to the doctor
about it.
And he's like like everytypical dude.
He's like yeah, nah, Nah, I'mnot gonna do that, I'll just
fucking shake it off.
(25:07):
Next day rolls around and itfeels like somebody's constantly
kicking him in the nuts.
Yeah, him in the nuts, um, yeah, so, uh, his girl finally takes
him to the uh, the er, wherethey find out that he has an
infection of the of thetesticles.
So we just call it a ballinfection because it's funny.
Um, and so immediately thegirl's like you cheating on me.
He's like, nah, I don't know, Idon't know what the fuck, I
(25:28):
don't know what the fuck couldbe happening right now.
And she was getting all in arage and like.
When he got home he was like,well, the only thing I can think
of.
And he went and fucking to thebathroom and turned in the turn
the fleshlight inside out.
I'm full of black mold that hejust ravished two days before I
(25:49):
could go in the town.
So moral of story story he saidthoroughly dry your fleshlight
out after use and don't store itin a moldy place, otherwise
you'll get a ball infection andit'll feel like somebody's
constantly kicking you in thetesticles for fucking three days
.
And then you're going to haveto explain to somebody, then
you're going to.
Well, he didn't have to explainto the doctor, pretty sure his
(26:10):
girlfriend.
I don't think it was an STI, Ithink it was just he had mold in
his nuts, that's.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
that's I mean what do you even do about it at that
point?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I guess if she has a moldy pussy that would be an STI
.
But that'd be fucking.
I think they just usedantibiotics and fucking hope
that the nuts are fucking viableafter that.
I don't know you got any betteroptions no go ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I've got another story in a similar ballpark.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I see what you did there um.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Krista told me about this one um, this woman like had
like just perpetual like sinusum issues and she went to
doctors.
Nobody could figure out whatwas going on.
Or like it was like really badallergies, but it wasn't
allergies, um, and doctorscouldn't figure out what was
going on.
(27:10):
Or like it was like really badallergies, but it wasn't
allergies, um, and doctorscouldn't figure out what was
going on with it.
This went on for like sevenyears and she went to a
specialist and they found it wasactually um, the coli was in
her nasal passage and theydeduced hinged from her
boyfriend.
Accidentally bare butt fartedin her face and the it she got E
(27:38):
coli in her nasal cavity and itjust got stuck there for seven
years for seven years she?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
is she still together with with that boyfriend?
Did they break up?
As far as I know they, shestill together with with that
boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Did they break up?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
uh, as far as I know, they were still together wow
but chris has sent me that storyand she's like, if you ever I
will fucking murder you well,that's the first thing you're
gonna have checked if she startsgetting allergies, check for
the fucking coli she actuallyhas been saying that she's had
allergies.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
This week maybe I should ask her if fucking she
got too close to me in my sleepor something I shit in her face.
Could?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
you imagine that's essentially carrying somebody's
fucking fecal matter in yournose for fucking seven years.
That's what I'm going to do toyou, Murky.
Yeah you're gonna shit my nose,fucking shit up your nose.
It's gonna be like one of thoseballoon things, except it's
(28:36):
gonna be my shit.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I saw one of the like Sasquatch.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Have you seen those balloon things?
Zeno when they fucking shove aballoon up your nose, blow it up
and then fucking.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Oh yeah, for like to reshape your nasal cat, shove a
balloon up your nose, blow it upand then fucking.
Oh yeah, for like you're toreshape your nasal.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I have seen those, rather I've seen the aftermath.
I've seen them pull them out.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I always see them come out their mouth and they're
like, don't worry.
And then they struggle to popit with the sharpest object they
have in their hand, which is afucking knife, and I'm like this
is fucking terrifying death byballoon.
Marky was going to saysomething about a Sasquatch
thing oh yeah, so I wanted tofucking Sasquatch.
(29:27):
Ai videos are hilarious they'restarting to die down.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
They were good for a while oh, I thought of you
because it was about beinglactose intolerant.
It's big for like sitting downwith fucking who's like
girlfriend, his girlfriendfamily's like thanks for making
the hamburger without cheese.
Like I really appreciate itbecause I'm lactose intolerant.
She's like well, actually Ijust molded two patties around
like blocks of cheese.
The cheese is on the inside.
You already ate it and you'renot having a problem.
(29:51):
And then it's like the wholefront of the house blowing out
with liquid shit.
And I thought of you.
I thought of you, zeno that'spretty hilarious.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
That's pretty much what would happen.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
The ones where he shits is incredible because it's
so liquid, so fucking funny.
I like the one when he's in theHumvee and because they arrested
him or something like that,they were trying to deport him.
And he was like guys, I got ashit, you got to let me out of
here.
Right now.
I don't think you guys aregoing to survive if I fucking
blow up in here.
He's just like oh, boys, it'scoming, you got to let me go.
(30:33):
It's like fucking the borderpatrol still fucking trying to
deport him back to like fuckingmexico or some shit like that.
And then he's like all right,you asked for it.
And it cuts to the outside ofthe jeep and fucking everywhere
where there's like not a seal,just fucking liquid shit comes
flying out.
And then it's like it cuts tothe next scene and it's like a
fucking war zone of pete, likethe aftermath of like a war
where, like you see, like abunch of people on the ground,
the medics are running in to tryto save people, like the
gunfire has stopped, it's likethat, except everybody's covered
(30:57):
in shit and they're allthrowing up.
And he's just like I told you,the sea of fuckers.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
And he runs off into the fucking woods um, one of my
favorite ones I've seen recentlyis like, uh, some bigfoot with
his girlfriend and it starts off.
She's like, hey, how's yourheadache?
And he's like, oh, it's doingokay.
Now I took some of your uhdad's blue pills, uh, for the
(31:27):
headache, so should be dyingdown she's just like murky she
was like honey, those weren'theadache pills, those are boner
pills.
And she's like you just gottanot be excited around my parents
and stuff and we'll be fine,we'll get through the night.
They're sitting at dinner and,um, they're like sitting outside
of this restaurant, the parentsand they're all talking and
(31:50):
stuff, and the daughter or hisgirlfriend like starts trying to
rub his leg or something.
He's like could you likefucking quit it or some shit.
And then it pans to them likeinside and she's like the fuck
is the matter with you?
He goes what the fuck's thematter with you?
I can't fucking pop a boner infront of your parents.
She's like I've been touchingyou all night and you haven't
(32:12):
popped a boner at all.
Like do you even love meanymore?
Do you even find me attractiveanymore?
He goes baby, I can't have aboner in front of your parents.
It's fucking weird.
That's why I'm not fuckingpopping a boner.
Do you just chill out, let'sget through this dinner or
whatever.
It cuts to them back outsideand this like obviously like
messed up, homeless woman walksup.
(32:33):
She goes hey, I'll suck yourdick fucking raw for five
dollars or something like that.
And the table just flips overbecause welcome to a jet two
holiday.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Those things are fucking wild too.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I saw.
I saw one Welcome to a jet toholiday.
Those things are fucking wildtoo.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I saw, I saw one where it was.
Uh, there were some people on,uh, like uh, that's the this is
the new meme thing, the jet toholidays.
Um, they were on a bunch ofriver rafts, uh, and on some
rapids, and one got stuck upagainst the rocks and then all
of the other ones came piling inon top of it.
So it's just like he's talkingabout.
He's talking about people, yeahby the way, yeah these rafts
(33:16):
keep fucking piling on top andpeople are falling off and
landing in the fucking um,landing in the fucking water
with the fucking commercial planbehind it.
I think the other funny one Isaw, um, was probably terrifying
to the person that it happenedto, but uh, uh, I'm assuming
she's all right because thevideo was posted and she did a
(33:38):
self video.
So, um, but she, uh, there wasa rope that was hanging down
from a hot air balloon that,when the hot air balloon went up
, wrapped around her and tookher up with it.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And it was just like.
It's like welcome to a Jet 2holiday, as she's being fucking
lifted away from the fuckingcamera.
I was like oh, no, oh.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
That'd be the scariest shit ever.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
It's too early for that shit.
There's still sunlight.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
This week I've decided to wake up an hour
earlier than I normally would,so I can make myself breakfast.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Is it a bad idea or a good idea?
Speaker 3 (34:30):
How's that been going I mean it's been okay it's
gotten easier as the week goeson.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
You haven't been going to bed any earlier, have
you?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
no um, but like I found more time in my life by
sleeping less that sounds likesucks yeah but I mean, like I
normally like naturally wake uparound five o'clock and then I
kind of force myself to go backto sleep.
(34:59):
I've watched like a bunch ofvideos about sleep studies and
stuff like that suggests likeyou have a natural waking time
and if you force yourself tosleep past that, that's why
you're like super groggy andlike crabby and can't focus.
And I was like, well and likealso looking at my bank
(35:20):
statement after.
I was like updating myinsurance and stuff, because my
insurance just like decided toget super expensive for no
reason.
Like my homeowner's insurancejumped from twelve hundred
dollars to eighteen hundreddollars for no reason.
I got re-quoted and it's uh,about the same with a different
insurance company for the samecoverage.
So I was like, yeah, I'm justgonna do that.
(35:41):
But then I started looking at mybank statement and I'm like
where the fuck's all my moneygoing?
And like I have a nine o'clockbreak at work and there's a gas
station and a supermarket downthe street from our shop.
So like every morning I'll justgo down there and grab a snack
and a drink or whatever, andit's always at least ten dollars
(36:04):
when I do that.
And then I go out for lunch andI spend at least ten to fifteen
dollars on that.
So I was like that's $100 aweek, that's $400 a month that
I'm just spending because Idon't wake up in time to make
myself breakfast and also pack alunch.
So trying to be a little moreresponsible with that.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Trying to eat good out here.
No more DoorDash for Zeno.
You want to prep?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
good, I haven't DoorDashed in a while Did you
cancel that Dash Pass.
No.
It's only $5 a month, though.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's only $5 a month.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Because I got the student discount.
I got the student discount $bucks a month because I get the
student discount at the studentdiscount, five dollars a month.
You know if I order DoorDashonce a month.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
It's worth it no it's not.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
So how long are they going to let you keep that for?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
as long as I have a college email.
I have a college active collegeemail, because the college I
went to doesn't update theirservers and never emails to let
them say what your college is.
Yeah, I was going to your man.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
You're screwed whenever they have a data loss.
How many?
Things how many things do youhave on that college email that
are getting student benefits?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Uh, oh, um.
No, I don't think answer thequestion.
I used to have spotify on it,but, uh, I think that once, like
they connected with hulu orwhatever, that changed and I
don't get that anymore.
Um, amazon Prime, though, I gethalf Amazon Prime because of my
(37:51):
student email, half of AmazonPrime is how much Amazon Prime
costed when it first launched.
Yeah, what else Dashpounce?
Of course You've listed twothings.
(38:12):
I feel like there's way morethat I'm not thinking of, that I
just don't use anymore tooprobably yeah, you still pay for
it.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Jesus Christ, zeno's power bill is gonna fuck.
His power is gonna go out oneday because fucking his college
deleted his email and hisfucking power bill was tied to
his college email.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
I used to get a phone bill discount too.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Phone bill.
Discount From who?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
From.
Well, it was Sprint, nowthey're T-Mobile, but I have
Xfinity now.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Hmm, how is that?
I've never had the XfinityMobile stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Xfinity Mobile's fine their internet's super fucking
expensive.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
That's because usually where they're at, they
don't really have muchcompetition so they can just
charge you whatever they want.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
That's exactly right.
They have no competition.
In my immediate area, everybodyand their fucking mother around
me has fiber internet.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Except for you.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
But not this guy.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
If I remember correctly, a lot of that was
because of, like, some oldfucking laws that prevented like
competition between utilitiesor something like that, that's
preventing people from easilyrunning like fiber lines and
shit like that.
Um it's fucking bullshit iswhat it is you should go fucking
to Comcast and show them yourasshole and say I want cheap
(39:42):
internet.
And then, if they don't, giveit to you take a shit on the
fucking CEO's desk.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I'm gonna do that don't actually do that.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
That'll probably get you in jail.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
You guys seen speaking of CEOs?
Have you seen the clip that'sgoing viral?
Well, we may not have to,because his wife may do it for
him.
Is the CEO some like astronautor like aerospace company?
Is the CEO of some likeastronaut or like aerospace
(40:14):
company?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Lockheed Something like that.
Lockheed.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
I don't know, but it was like um the CEO was at this
concert with the CFO and he waslike.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
That's a video of.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, and they show them on the Jumbotron and this
dude just like obviously dipsout like he didn't want to be
seen.
And then the woman just turnsand you can see another woman
next to him.
Like yeah, you guys are fucked,like Wait, and you can see
another woman next to him likeyeah, you guys are fucked.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Wait, I need to know who this is.
If I type CEO of the firstsearches are CEO of astronomer.
Ceo of astronomer, wife CEO ofastronomer and Andy Bryan.
Yeah, it's CEO ofastronomerives, ceo of
Astronomer, and Andy Bryan.
Yeah, it's CEO of Astronomer.
So let's see, it's literallyjust called Astronomer.
(41:16):
Oh, no, wait, there's so manyarticles on this.
Oh, speaking of CEOs, did yousee?
Fucking, what is?
What is?
What is the company that?
Um, the one dude got shot fromthe health company?
(41:40):
united health care yeah, did yousee that their shareholders are
now suing the company forproviding too much health care?
Speaker 4 (41:51):
primarily is Blackstone, because you know
they own our country.
Yeah what?
Yeah, they're providing toomuch health care.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Primarily is blackstone because they own our
country.
Yeah, yeah, they're providingtoo much health care, so the
shareholders are um suing.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
You're doing too much of the job that you're fucking
meant to do.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Actually, what's what's happening is they said oh
yeah, even after the shooting,we'll still be able to hit our
profit margins.
So they're being sued for notdoing not be able to hit our
profit margins.
So they're being sued for notbeing able to hit those because
they can't do their predatorybusiness practices anymore.
But essentially they're gettingsued for providing too much
healthcare.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It's fucking wild.
You know what else is wild?
There's no such thing as theEpstein fucking list.
It doesn't exist.
That's pretty fucking wild.
You know what else is wild?
There's no such thing as theEpstein fucking list.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
It doesn't exist that's pretty fucking wild they
fucking waved the wand overeverybody.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Did you see that?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
last I heard is it was made up by Obama no, now it
just doesn't exist.
I think the Obama allegation no, just doesn't exist.
I think the Obama allegation no, it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
There's no Epstein list the dude.
All I know is the tick tockshirts I'm seeing for this are
incredible.
It's just fucking Donald Trump,and I think and I don't know
who the other guy is, because Ionly catch like I only get to
the part where it gets to wherethey have the fucking memory
erase pen from the fucking menin black, yeah and the shirt
(43:24):
says what list yeah, that'sEpstein on that shirt between
that and the fucking makingmaking shirts unwearable where
it's robert downey jr.
Let me tell you what the downiesare.
I'm a terrible person.
(43:47):
It's funny the bigfoot anddownsy videos make me oh,
fucking, the big downsy videosare my pal downsy.
Here we got.
We got ourselves some boogersugar yeah I think the one where
they go into the fucking jailwas pretty funny too.
And then they have fuckingdownsy's older brother as their
(44:08):
fucking public defender.
It's fucking awful.
It's so bad.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
The Downsy videos are pretty fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
The wise-ass guy's like Downsy gave me this
Carolina Reaper I don't knowabout Carolina, but I bet she's
a badass bitch and just eatsthis whole fucking pepper.
And then the next one is himWith a whole gallon of milk and
he goes.
He picked that motherfuckingpepper straight from Satan's
asshole.
I need some fucking milk.
(44:49):
He's just fucking this wholegallon of milk and then it's
fucking him in this like thiscreek and his eyes are super
puffed up from crying.
He goes.
It still has to come out my, itstill has to come out of me.
Pray for my fucking asshole,please yeah that's it.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
There was one point in time where the AI videos on
my page at least had shifted toa fucking NFL draft like video
of a general drafting the nextfucking round of people for the
United States military to fundthe war.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
World War 3 draft anybody named Brandon dude,
those were fucking.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Those were fucking hilarious.
Um, I can't remember any, anyof the, any of the real funny
ones, but I remember there was.
There was one that was likesuper specific and I was like
that is hilarious, yeah thosewere pretty good and they were
getting pretty ratty I mean, Ithink the ai stuff is at least
dying down a little bit.
(46:01):
I'm pretty sure it's gonna be atrend that comes and goes every
now and then when somebodythinks of something super funny
again right like you can onlykeep the big foot and stuff
going on for long.
Honestly, what's really funnyright now is I for some reason,
have just had a bunch of aivideos of people walking on a
glass bridge and then throwing arock and then the bridge
(46:22):
collapsing and then a thousandpeople fall into a hole, like
I've seen.
Why is that funny, do you?
Why are you laughing?
Because I don't know why this Idon't.
The reason it's funny isbecause I've seen so many of
them.
I'm like why is this a thingthat's on my for you page?
Because one of them was like alady that threw a rock at it and
(46:44):
the glass the way the AI brokethe bridge.
She threw a rock at the glassbridge and and fell at the same
time and the rock didn't breakthe bridge and her fat ass did,
and I thought that wasabsolutely hilarious that the
rock didn't break the bridge,but she did.
There was also one of Trumpdoing it.
I don't know why this evenexists, but it's just a random
(47:08):
glass bridge and then it breaksand then a bunch of people fall
and I'm like, why?
Why is this trending on my page?
Next time one comes across myfeet, I'll send it to you guys
okay and you'll be like why does?
This exist, it probably won'tget another one.
Now that I said I will fads,probably fucking over.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I'm gonna be honest, I don't watch any of the AI
videos you guys send me so youdon't watch any of the TikToks I
send you.
I watch like the Marvel rivalones, but I refuse to watch any
of the AI stuff because I refuseto support AI that's fair.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I think they're hilarious.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
I hate it with music because it's just like actual
talented people.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Look I'm all for the AI being used.
I hate it.
With music, it's just likeactual talented people versus a
computer.
I'm all for the AI being usedfor these stupid memes, because
they're fucking hilarious andnobody's ever gonna film those.
If somebody films a fuckingBigfoot getting into a fucking
Humvee and then shit coming outeverywhere, I would be super
impressed, but it's also notworth it for a fucking 10 second
(48:17):
tick tock.
Yeah, unfortunately, one way oranother, ai is gonna become a
thing that we just have to getused to I'd rather not it's
unfortunately.
That's how the world's going Ihave.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
I'll probably kill myself for then, but I have to
get used to it at my job.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Don't kill yourself.
Take us with you.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Now AI is going to be as big as it is.
Count me out.
I do not want on this planet.
I'm already upset enough withthe fucking idiot.
We have an office who's a childfucker and getting away with it
, but you know what?
Fuck it.
Let's just have this wholeworld burn at this point, I
don't care.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
I think there are other countries too.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
They're all pretty bad.
We could go to fucking NorthKorea.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I have a segment.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
God, what's a?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
segment.
Oh God, what's the segment?
So I know that we've all talkedabout this a lot, We've
contemplated this a lot, butit's time the ADHD FDR takes a
new direction, and thatdirection is wrestling brother.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
What are we?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
talking about with wrestling.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Recent wrestling news .
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Do you got something?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
for me.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, long time Indie Professional workhorse, adam
Cole baby, has to give hisretirement speech on AEW.
Possible retirement speech, biginjuries and you know what.
Maybe it's work, maybe it's not, but we'll find out.
(50:00):
But yeah, he relinquished histitle because I believe he had a
really bad neck injury and he'sa younger dude.
He still has a lot of yearsleft, but it's fucking with him
just like in his every day today life.
So, yeah, had to relinquish histitle and go out and attach to
that is he went to aew forsupposedly a uh, a female
(50:28):
wrestler there, brit baker, andthey were together for quite
some time in a relationship,hence why he went to AEW.
And then she cheated on himwhat a bitch, yeah.
And they broke up and afterthis retirement she's posting
all this stuff to him, like youknow, heartbroken, and he has to
do this and blah, blah, blahand everyone in the comments is
(50:50):
just shitting down her throat.
You cheat on him like you're apiece of shit, basically, and
that's your piece of recentwrestling news.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
I had to look up who you were talking about.
I didn't know who he wastalking about.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
He's us.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
No, I'm not talking about it.
You know, that was a long timeago.
This is very recent.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
It's not that's this 's, this, this is real name,
right, adam copeland no, adamcopeland's edge, that's not what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
I'm talking about adam cole.
Adam cole, I thought you saidadam cole, baby, yeah, this is
it kind of mirrors that kind ofsituation where I don't think
that Adam Cole knows the extentsof the injuries quite yet, or
at least not that I've seen.
But it does kind of mirror thatwhere you have a dude who
(51:45):
should be in the prime of hiscareer and has to dip out or
vacate a title or retire early.
He's like I don't know what'sgonna happen, I don't want to
retire, but you know, this isthe last time I see you fucking,
I'll see you, kind of deal he'sgonna fucking jump off a cliff.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Did you guys see, uh, ozzy osbourne's last
performance did yeah, it waskind of sad dude looks rough.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
did you see jack black's cover of Mr Crowley?
Speaker 4 (52:14):
I did with that band of.
What was it like?
16, 15 year old?
Speaker 3 (52:19):
kids.
It was actually really good.
It was very good.
I didn't expect him to makelike a serious tribute.
I thought it was gonna still belike Jack Black style.
You know, he did a really goodjob.
It was really nice.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
I'm sorry to find it on YouTube.
I'm guessing.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
Oh yeah, it is on YouTube.
It's on Ozzy's channel.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, it's on Ozzy's channel.
I just found it.
I'm not gonna play it because Idon't want to fucking deal with
editing.
What you cracking open.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Coca-Cola.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Coca-Cola you mixing it with anything.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (53:02):
I thought you were a changed man.
That's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
He's like yeah, next time you fucking start thinking.
Just stop Okay.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
I'm going to need you to fucking stupid it up a
little bit.
Fucking idiot.
I still think it's funny.
I kept all of my guns that hadthe word Uryut in it in my vault
in.
Destiny when I was clearing itout the other day.
Even though I didn't need toclear it out, I just was like
I'm going to delete all thesethings because I don't need them
(53:35):
anymore.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
You're going to fucking door, dash something.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
You sure, yeah, that face doesn't say no.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
What do you have around the house to eat?
Banana cream pie what bananacream pie you still have that.
I'm going to go get my pint ofice cream and bring it down,
then you're going to want an icecream what kind of pint of ice
cream it's basic bitch, vanilla,because I'm autistic.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah, I mean, you got that brownie purple ice cream
the one time, or a s'mores, alittle s'mores.
Was it yeah.
Was the one that you and Gazleft at my house.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Oh yeah, Is that?
Speaker 3 (54:36):
still there.
No.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
I hate that shit.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
When you walked out the door, yeah, cause you guys
were like Xeno, this isn't gonnamake it home with us, will you
eat it?
And I was like I will tear thatshit up, don't you worry and
then I will tear the bathroom upyeah, and that's exactly what
happened.
I tore that bathroom up.
Yeah, and that's exactly whathappened.
I tore that bathroom up.
It was pretty disgraceful.
Pretty sure the paint peeledoff the walls.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Disgrace.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Disgrace, he's not one of us.
Sorry, sorry, I went, it's alittle autism.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
I don't have any gift , sorry, sorry, I went Autism,
autism, uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Berkey you do?
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Fucking Zeno got me off guard with that.
Just a little autism show inthere.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
In my defense defense I was left unsupervised that's
true, it was your turn anotherwrestling fact of the day what
is it?
Speaker 3 (55:49):
what's up with John Cena right now?
Speaker 2 (55:51):
now he's recently new faction leader, seth Rollins,
leading a team of Bronson Reedand Braun Breaker Fucking
powerhouse stable right now.
Definitely looked like he toresomething in his knee in a match
against LA Knight.
Yeah, yeah, he went for whatwas that?
(56:17):
I want to call it a springboard.
Basically he's outside theropes.
Ripped over the top, went forsomething, went to go off the
other side and back, flip off, Ibelieve that sounds painful he
just went to go stick thelanding and he was still kind of
not rotated over enough and hefucking planted real hard, yeah,
(56:39):
just blew something out of hisknee.
They had to make an audiblecall mid-batch and have LA
Knight win, which nothing wrongwith LA Knight, yeah, but also
puts a big hole on this threeperson faction thing they had
going on.
Now this son of Scott Steinerfucking Big Papa Pump or no, I'm
(57:04):
sorry.
Rick Steiner, the brother ofScott Steiner, big Papa Pump,
yeah, was a part of that faction.
I feel like he's getting alittle bit of the push, cause
Paul Heyman is the manager forthis three-person faction of
Full Power.
Instruction.
So crazy shit going on.
(57:26):
Roman Reigns came back, TribalChief, son Pay respects.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Press F.
What's he doing now?
Wrestling podcast now thatfilled, that filled out a whole
like.
Miles will watch or listen nowhe can't listen to half of the
podcast.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
We literally can't we described porn we'll share with
him the little bits that arewrestling and he'll be like oh,
okay, right, you can take careof that, cause I'm not editing
anything.
Oh, Ricky, you want to do that.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Tell me whether I'm right or wrong or what I like
messed up or what I missed aboutthe situation.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
Yeah, people are thinking Seth Rollins fucked up.
Now here's the other part of it.
There it uh, there's a gauntletmatch going on to see who's
going to be the number onecontender for the World
Heavyweight Championship.
Who ended up winning thatgauntlet match is CM Punk.
So now CM Punk gets a challengefor the World Heavyweight
(58:26):
Championship.
Seth Rollins still has money inthe bank technically, so he has
a contract to get achampionship match whenever at
any given time.
And uh, seth has been quoted assaying that as long as he
breathes fucking god's air, thatcm punk will not be champion.
(58:46):
And so people are thinkingpossibly it's a work and he
didn't blow his fucking knee outagain.
But also, it's the same kneehe's blown out multiple times
and he needs to get certainmoves out of his repertoire,
because when he's going anddoing backflips and crazy shit,
springboarding off the fuckingropes, he blows his fucking
knees out.
(59:08):
Bad for business it would be badfor business only time will
tell tune in next time forrecent wrestling news I wish I
had a jingle for that, but all Ihave for that is I love sucking
cock, dude.
That's my favorite, that's theoutro for it fucking play me
murky's gonna be the 2001 mondaynight raw intro fucking.
Speaker 1 (59:32):
I don't have that on my soundboard.
We probably can't play it.
We'll just have you guys, justrecord yourself doing that, and
that's what we'll do.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
Murky's got his own, he's got his own wrestling match
going on right now.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
That's true, crazy Murky, you've got your own
wrestling match going on rightnow.
Crazy Murky, you've got yourown wrestling match going on
with fucking.
Is that Little?
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah, he's a savage.
He's a savage, he's a fuckingmonster, jumping up and going
over.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
He's going to be the next Intercontinental Champion,
for sure that fucking sound isso good, all right, we, we
(01:00:31):
fucking made it to an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Okay, okay, I'm gonna go have some banana cream pie
now I'm gonna fucking have yourcream pie.
I'm gonna fucking cream pie, asyou know.
Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I'm gonna dick him down Any final words Z.
Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Nope Big sex attack.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Let me shake up my nipples before we go.
Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Ah nipples.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
And if they were long , they're cocos we can't all
have long nipples, and if theywere long, they're cocos.
Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
We can't all have long nipples like Marky.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I don't have long nipples.
I guess I got big nipples.
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
I don't think they're long why were you casted for
nippleless cage then?
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
yeah, he's got big nipples anyways, goodbye,
they're pointy.
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