S4 E11: E Is Going to be Murdered After This Episode

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Raw, unfiltered, and unapologetically authentic – this episode exemplifies everything that makes ADHD After Dark a podcast unlike any other. When three friends get together with zero filters, the result is an hour of hilariously chaotic conversation that jumps between nostalgic references, embarrassing confessions, and surprisingly thoughtful tangents.

The chemistry between the hosts shines as they riff on everything from an impossible taco challenge (seven pounds of meat, anyone?) to the proper technique for wrapping a burrito. One particularly memorable moment involves a host joining the call wearing nothing but a captain's hat and strategically placed sticky notes – setting the tone for the boundary-pushing humor that follows.

Between crude jokes and playful insults, the conversation takes unexpectedly thoughtful turns. A discussion about the disappearance of salad bars from American restaurants reveals how changing health regulations have altered dining experiences over decades. Nostalgic deep dives into 90s cartoons like "Cow and Chicken" and "Hey Arnold" tap into shared cultural touchpoints that many listeners will immediately connect with.

What truly sets this episode apart is the hosts' willingness to venture into vulnerable territory. A refreshingly honest conversation about mental health medication and its side effects demonstrates how the podcast uses humor to normalize important discussions while maintaining its entertainment value. This blend of crude humor and genuine vulnerability creates a uniquely engaging listening experience.

The episode culminates in an impromptu video call with a girlfriend that creates hilariously awkward moments, followed by a cliffhanger ending as one host abruptly leaves to face the consequences of his on-air antics. Will all hosts return next week? Subscribe now and join this wild ride through friendship, nostalgia, and the art of saying exactly what's on your mind.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're fucking live That's-.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I'm glad you got that energy Anybody got yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Fucking Tommy.
I'm gonna get you back to yourwife and kids.
I gotta make sure you get backto your baby.
Oh God, there's so much bloodAh.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Get your watch to your son.
I'll go the way in nebraska,don't you worry, and and that's
what I'm definitely- not gonnasleep with your wife in her
grief, and that's what we havebeen taking place and then
they're gonna find out six yearslater.
You're still alive, but I gotyour watch right here.
You're definitely dead, so thatwon't happen and definitely ran
up your credit card debt sixyears later, some town in
Nebraska.
You're fucking my wife.

(00:51):
You're fucking my wife.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I thought you were dead.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I thought you were dead.
I'm alive, bert.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'm fucking alive how we all doing.
I'm tired, you're tired.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
I'm also tired.
It's been a long day.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
This week has been dragging.
It feels, yeah.
He sent me a message on Tuesday.
He was like this week feelslike it's going by so slow and I
was like why'd you have toremind me?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Because I can, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Dude.
He came back as Ronnie for likeone stream so far.
When's the next Ronnie stream?
I gotta know.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Whenever?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I feel like it.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Nice Hell, yeah, yeah so.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
There's really no justification to it.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
So like I was chilling and he was sending me
messages and then out of nowherehe goes oh yeah, by the way,
I'm streaming and I was likewhat, when the fuck did this
happen?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
I don't know, it just felt like it.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm feeling you.
You wish Xeno's fuckinggrinding in Destiny.
I am.
He's got the zone out, he'sgrinding his teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Look at him.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
That's not healthy.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Go on, that's not healthy and um go on prophet
asked me to join him for amission what mission?
Uh, it's just a star crosseddude, I'm so ready for this
fucking, this pizza I had littleCaesars.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
That was my dinner.
Who was it that?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
fucking hated Little Caesars or something like that.
Farha, I just remember thatalways being a thing where you
were like fucking Little Caesars, what the fuck is the problem
with Little Caesars, bro?
And you'd fucking go at him andshit, I miss Farha, we're going
to get to see him at thewedding.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I'm so excited to see .

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Cole actually reached out to me.
He was like two weeks until Iget to see you.
I was like you're actuallygoing to be there ham and cheese
.
Ham and cheese are gonna bethere oh, I forgot to turn on my
camera.
Hold on there we go.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I have a sneaking suspicion.
You didn't forget, no.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I did that was incredible do you have pants on?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
uh, no, no, I do not why is one of your nips covered?
Uh, no both of them are okay,don't think I wouldn't go that
mile oh, my fucking god oh yeah,um zeno I want you to very

(03:40):
vividly describe to ourlisteners what's on my camera?
A very hairy man, shirtless,wearing his Captain E captain's
hat, with what appears to besticky notes of poorly drawn

(04:01):
nipples covering his nipples.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Are you trying to get your nipples to be as big as
Murky's?
They're never going to be thatbig.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Those are like dominoes from the 90s pepperoni
nipples.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh no, oh my god.
I don't know what I expectedwhen you turned on your camera,
but this was very far out of myimagination.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Kind of like the Spanish Inquisition.
You never expect that.
I very much approve of this.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
You would Very much.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh my God, Speaking of nipples, fucking Murky Dusty
disrespected the shit out of youthe other day.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, in my own kitchen, that shit was funny as
fuck.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
In my own fucking kitchen.
I'm standing there, I forgetwhat I'm doing.
You were browning meat orsomething like that.
Yeah, I was browning the meatfor the spaghetti bake.
And she comes up and she goeswhy are your nipples always so
hard?
Flicks my fucking tit and thenbackhands my stomach, gives you

(05:04):
like a little tap, like fullbelly, like full fucking tag of
gas right there, fucking Christ,yeah.
And then just left me therestunned, in disrespectful
fucking fashion.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Because I don't like it here anymore.
Fucking this bullshit.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Shows funny as well.
Yeah, the cat, the cat wantsattention.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Murky must give the hell.
Yeah the cat.
The cat wants attention.
Murky must give the attention.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah, no shit Bums.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Do, do, do, do, do do .

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Kate was begging for attention this morning.
Like I walked by him on the bedas I was getting dressed this
morning and he like pawed out tome to like get my attention and
I was like Bobby, what's goingon?
I got pizza.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I will be back, okay, goodbye and it was never heard
from again have fun guys, whatkind of pizza do you think?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
shakalicious pepperoni or whatever the
shakaroni shakaroni.
Shackaroni.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Stuffed pro shack dude.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
That's a thing Probably I would imagine you
could Is Shannon home right now?

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Shackaroni pizza, she knows what you're doing right
now.
Oh yeah, she saw me do this, oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
What are her thoughts on that?

Speaker 4 (06:25):
She drew the circles for the nymphs.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
She just watched, said nothing.
She already knows what she's infor.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
She's accepted it, she knows what I'm about.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
This is a new territory.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
We've already tried it through this awkward silence
sorry the cats get a little.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
You're distracting me , sean.
Do you want me to cover you insix pounds of taco meat for only
$45?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
$45?
.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, at a local bar there is an undefeated taco
challenge.
Okay, there's three tacos, taco, tacos.
Yes, each taco it's more like aburrito shell.
They take and like fucking fryinto the shape of like a hard

(07:34):
shell taco, but it's huge, okay,uh, each of the three tacos has
three pounds or two pounds ofmeat and then I believe it's
lettuce, tomato cheese, sourcream.
I think that's it, maybe, maybesome salsa or something.
So I'm guessing six and a half,seven pounds of taco altogether

(07:57):
.
Okay, probably seven-ish 30minutes.
I feel like you can conquerthis with my coaching.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I don't think I could .

Speaker 4 (08:11):
I'm gonna have you drink so much milk.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I barely made it through a burrito from Qdoba and
I was thinking of the officetoday take that back.
That was not a thing.
No, that very much was a thing.
No, it wasn't, it was.
He doesn't even go in theoffice I do sometimes.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I walked right past you four times today.
I counted after lunch.
It was only twice, and let metell you your area of the office
stunk like booty cheeks.
You are a liar Prove me wrong.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Stinky far boy, stinky far boy.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh, you stopped it Stinky far boy shit his pants.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
No, stinky far boy, shit his pants at work.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Dude, I almost shit my pants last week Purple ice
cream.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Purple ice cream.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Purple ice.
Oh, what happens, Zeno?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
You were the cause of it.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
What do you mean?
Yeah, you know what happened.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh, that purple ice cream.
What color was your poop?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Uh, it was blue, I think, yeah, I would jerk off a
guy.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Davo Dai.
Yeah, that would jerk off a guy.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Hell yeah, dude.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Was that the lyrics?
What?
Only if you want them to be.
It could be the dude's Italianand he's trying to sing English
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
The more you know.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I mean to be fair.
I made a bop Coco.
Could you take down sevenpounds of taco?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
No.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
I feel it would be the opposite.
It would take him down,especially if it's too spicy.
No, it would take me down.
We've already established thatit would.
We're talking about Coco now.
We've moved on from you.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
What did Zeno say?
It would take him down.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, dude, I don't think I could do seven pounds of
taco Like, unless we're justtalking about like straight taco
meat.
I might be able to do it, butlike.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
I feel like you're getting fixings.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
But if you're throwing toppings and stuff in,
yeah, you.
But if you're throwing toppingsand stuff in, it's like let us
cheese something, yeah, you gotto dude.
I feel like once you get pastlike the second pound, like it's
already gonna be on it's wayout the door, there's gonna be
so much grease you are not gonnabe feeling good.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I didn't feel good after the kidoba burrito like I
said, syncing up the office ohyeah, you did say you're gonna
have it today oh that's somediablo queso too did that go bad
no, who wrapped the burritothere?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
That's my big question.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
It wasn't the manager , it was what I yeah, exactly,
dude, it was what I assume was atrainee, and she did so much
better than that, dude.
What's?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
wrong with the manager.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
The manager is Kidova fucking, sucks dick.
It's like wrapping a burrito.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Right For a gay man.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
he can't handle a log yeah, it's bullshit he just
breaks it every time, or no, hejust like it.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
He doesn't wrap it up at all, so then it's just like
you have topics spilling out allover, it's like he didn't even
try.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
It's just like he's rolling it up and it's all
falling out.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
It's like he didn't even try.
It's just like he's rolling itup and it's all falling out
already, and then he just wrapsit in the foil and it's like,
bro, come on, what are you doing?
He sucked so bad.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
It's a good thing we're not a podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
We were like, if, if, that's the guy that's going to
be wrapping the burritos, we'relike we're just going to leave
and go to Chipotle Fuck thisshit.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Is that bad, holy shit.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, he sucks fucking ass man.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
The other guy that was usually there fucking baller
at it, like he stuffs thempretty hard and like if you
leave hungry there's a fuckingproblem Because he stuffs those
pretty hard, and like if youleave hungry there's a fucking
problem Because he stuffs thosefucking things, which the person
that was like training didn'tdo bad either.
He made a hell of a burrito andthen I got some chips and queso

(12:36):
as well.
But, not free from the app.
Not free from the app.
I can't believe that.
The betrayal from that.
I can't believe that thebetrayal from that.
I was really wanting a Qdobaburrito that night and then it
was all a farce yeah, I mean I'msure it was legit in his area,

(12:58):
but around her they stingy asfuck yeah, what was it?
It was like a free burrito ifyou signed up for their rewards
on your first delivery.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
They had something.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
It was chips and queso was all you got, which I
was still down for, but I didn'twant to spend $15 on a burrito
to get it and you shouldn't haveto yeah, it was bullshit, I was
misled did you guys see thatbecause of trump's tariffs, that

(13:32):
arizona iced tea is gonna haveto be over 99 cents I did see
that they said it's, uh, due tothe aluminum that they use for
the cans.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
yeah, um, they're doing God's work out here.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Their number one import of the aluminum is from
Canada, which is being heavilytariffed, of course 50% yeah.
At the moment the end of an era.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
They tried, they really tried.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, they were, if the Costco hot dog becomes more
than $1.50,.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
I think that's when the riots actually happen.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Burn it down.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Though we'll say Costco chicken bake.
I think it's overhyped, really.
I've never had it uh, they'rechicken bake and I've never had
it if they used ranch, I thinkit would be okay, but they use
like a caesar dressing instead.

(14:41):
Oh, and it's just okay.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
It always looks appetizing the worst thing I can
say their pizza.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
That was pretty bomb oh, their pizza is fantastic I
want to go to ikea and have somefucking meatballs now oh,
they're meatballs, but I do knowthat at one point they were
horse meat.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
What, yeah, legitimately Ikea got in trouble
in the States because theirmeatballs were made out of horse
meat and never disclose thatwith their customers.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Because you know, over there and wherever they're
from Sweden, I forget Sweden.
Yeah yeah, eating horses,perfectly A-OK, and they really
just didn't think about itTaking it to other countries.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I mean, that's fair, I'm glad.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
I didn't get meatballs when we went to Ikea.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
I don't think it was horse whenever we had it.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I absolutely didn't.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
We gotta make a boy strip to Ikea now for fucking
meatballs and then, when we'reto burn off all the energy,
we're going to start throwingcouches across the fucking store
.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
And we're all going to die because he was the best
at that game.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
It's the one and only game I ever had control in, and
I'll never get that victoryback fuck you crab game as well.
I mean, I had my moments incrab game, but I wouldn't say I
was good.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I just knew how to fuck people over.
I need to get that backseatdriver game.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
I know it's out as a demo right now.
I don't know when the fullrelease is coming out, though
let me see but I will say, like,I just recently got that costco
membership and I don't knowwhich one of you guys has or

(16:46):
does not have a Costcomembership, but was it weird
when they asked for feetpictures?
Buddy, that person didn't workat Costco, that was David they
they made me go around back,though, and there was like two
people wearing Costco tags andthey said that it was the only

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way they keep the cost of thehot dogs down.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
That was murky there and grand it.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Are you sure you didn't go to Feet Go?

Speaker 5 (17:20):
No, no, I mean, it was a Costco.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Go sit there with a fucking box of pizza.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah, fucking shower down bro.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
That Domino's, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Tell him how much you got it's six pounds of taco
dude.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, so I got.
We got two medium pizzas, 16garlic bread bites and a fucking
brookie and it's like beforetaxes, taxes and delivery, it
was like 24 bucks damn, that'sactually not bad at all for that
, yeah you guys remember pizzahut buffet uh, fucking, elkhart

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is getting one.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
No, yeah, yeah, it's coming back.
Wait, what's coming back.
Wait, what's coming back.
The Pizza Hut buffet Dine-inpizza.
Yeah, dine-in pizza Over onCass.
They got a big sign coming soon.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
That was the only reason my parents ever took me
out to Pizza Hut?
Was that buffet?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
We're making a comeback, boys.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
For me.
We never went to the Pizza Hutbuffet.
We would go to Lee's FamousRecipes buffet.
Oh yep, I'd fuck up the Lee's.
I haven't had it in so long,but I just remember it being
delicious and it's probably notnearly as good as I remember it.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
I know I'm probably the only person who would find
this entertaining, especially toour listeners, but I did watch
or sorry, listen to a podcastthat talked about like where the
fuck did the salad bars go,because, like in the 90s, early
2000s, they were like everywheredude, you're so autistic and I
love you because that's thestuff that pops up on my youtube

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feed, bro I don't know, I findlike shit like that entertaining
for whatever reason.
But I guess the long story shortwas, it wasn't that profitable
because people kept just likepiling up their plates time and
time again.
And yeah, because we're fat.
The fda, or whoever regulatesfood for restaurants, was very

(19:31):
strict on like hey, you have torotate this out every so often.
And they're, they were losingmoney because they were also
throwing away food even thoughlike it could be perfectly fine.
But big government said no,damn big government, it's

(19:52):
because of people like Zenogoing in there just piling up
their plates.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
That's why Zeno got it.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I do be piling up my plates at the buffet, but I do
clean my plate.
You seem the type.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Because of fat ass.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Remember when we all went to that Chinese buffet?
I think it was Hibachi, hibachi, yeah, yeah, with Miles, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I eat so much.
I think there's a picture of meholding my stomach.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
That's where I made Coco try crawfish and he hated
it.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Where, at what was it ?

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Hibachi Buffet.
It was like a Chinese buffet.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
He tried crawfish.
I think I just didn't like thespice on it, or something.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
You didn't.
No, it was too Cajun for you.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well, it probably stuffed me up and I couldn't
breathe.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
so Imagine being allergic to fun things.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah it must be fucking unfortunate for the
people who can't have peanutbutter.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Especially if you have a dog.
Peanut butter do be pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Fucking Christ, especially if you have a dog.
Fucking christ, dude.
My biggest fear is developingan allergy to shellfish, because
my grandmother, who had neverbeen allergic to shellfish the
one that fucking disowned us andshit like that went all crazy
but like gained an allergy toshellfish in like her 60s.

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It was like cool, you can justrandomly get new allergies when
you grow up and something that Ireally love eating at hibachi
could now no longer be somethingI can eat.
It's kind of fucking AIDS.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
If there's a day that goes by that I'm no longer
allowed to eat popcorn shrimp, Idon't know if I want to live
this life anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
That's when the ceiling becomes a new color.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I could get by with that, I think.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
I mean, I was vegan for like three years.
I'm sure I could survive.
I wouldn't be happy, but I'dsurvive, right.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I think I could do it .

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Like the big butterfly shrimp dude.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
There's a ton of shit that's like substitute that
tastes the same.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Zeno, yours is just gonna be ice cream oh no, you
can't take it from me.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
You wanna take?

Speaker 5 (22:21):
the air I breathe.
Is that what you want?
I'm not talking about stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I'm just talking about stuff, I'm just saying it
causes anaphylaxis.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
He eats ice cream and it gets fucked.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
He's going out the way that he wants.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I don't think any amount of lactate can save Zeno.
The man eats ice cream and thenyou just start hearing or you
think somebody dropped a fuckingtable in the next room he made
us evacuate a hotel room.
That was when I took a shit andthere was no ice cream involved
to be fair, he did take a shitand he did warn us that it
smelled pretty bad in there, buthe should know he warned us
beforehand.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I did warn you beforehand I told everybody you
want to get in there before mebecause it's going to smell
awful after I'm done in there.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Did you leave the door open after you came out?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yes, he did.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, that was probably a mistake.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Well, and you had to go somewhere.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Anywhere back in the room.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
It could have just stayed there and then settled on
the fucking Get all that stinkout of there before it stained
the shower curtains.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, there's gonna be a fucking nice layer of
fucking poop mist on the fucking.
You know, instead of like whitedust, it's brown dust.
And it's just your poopparticles have settled on the
countertops.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
It would have been possible.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I remember we had to evacuate that room legend has it
that the cleaning staff all gotpink eye the next day.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
I know we sure did.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
I had something the next day.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I'm going to be.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I'm going to be staying in a hotel with a couple
guys from Shadowverse thisweekend in the old Canada
they're gonna let you back intothe country.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I hope.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I hope so.
Apparently Dr Fart's brother isbanned from Canada what did he
do?
he did something he used to bein a band and he didn't have a
passport, he was able to travelfrom the U?
S to Canada Somehow.
He got through, uh, and thenwhen he was coming back, they

(24:40):
detained him, cause they werelike what the fuck, how'd you
get here?
And he was like I, I don't know, I just drove across.
And they were like what thefuck, how'd you get here?
And he was like I don't know, Ijust drove across and they were
like that's not possible.
He's like well, it fuckinghappened because I'm here, kind
of deal.
And I guess they detained himfor like a few days or something
like that.
And apparently he owes thecountry of Canada a bunch of

(25:01):
money and he's no longer allowedto travel to Canada.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Huh seems like they probably shouldn't let him in
the country in the first placethey probably shouldn't know.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
But he was just like yeah, fuck it, I'm just gonna go
and I'm I know I could just geta passport, but I'm not gonna
do that.
Instead I'm gonna just wing it.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
He's lucky that didn't turn out way worse yeah
for sure, he could have beenheld there for weeks before they
cleared it up.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Oh show, but I mean, Coco also likes to be held in
one place for weeks, but helikes to be tied up to a bedpost
.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, I have the exact opposite of claustrophobia
.
I love being Really.
Yeah, I have the exact oppositeof claustrophobia.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I love being there.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Really yeah.
I love confined tight spaces.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Like that basement.
I was locked in earlier.
Coco was actually in there.
He was having a very chill time.
How'd you get out of there?
By the way, dug my way out, hmm.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
What the fuck Did I miss something?
How did I?

Speaker 5 (26:03):
get out.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
How did I get there?

Speaker 5 (26:05):
You're still there.
What do you mean?
This whole thing's in your headbro I'm not even real.
Yeah, xeno, and I aren't real.
You're actually losing oxygen.
You're very losing.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I wish I had like the fucking Illuminati sound effect
right now.
That would have been a perfecttime to play it.
What funny sounds do I havethat he probably hasn't heard?
What's a new one?

Speaker 5 (26:30):
I don't know Probably a lot because I'm never around.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm pretty sure you've heard that.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
God, because you sent me 20 million videos with it.
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Actually, I don't think we have any new ones About
.
The only one that I have isthis but you heard that Monkey
man, the monkey man.
This shit was so funny.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
That was true terror in your voice, Tim.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
And then I calmed down almost immediately.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Isn't that a hey Arnold character, monkey man.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
You know, now I need to look it up.
I know there's like Pigeon manisn't there.
Whatever the fuck, there was aPigeon.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Man, but I do remember there was like a
superhero character that wasMonkey man or something.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Alright, I'm getting Google, I'm getting autocomplete
, you might be, right All Monkeyman cameos.
He has 53 seconds of cameos inhey Arnold.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Oh Wow, monkey man wow, monkey man.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Hey, arnold, I went out for a snack and I found
Caesar salad instead oh, youmake a chicken bag, ayo.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I could fuck up a Caesar salad right now.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
I went out for a snack.
I mean, I'm never mad at aCaesar salad alright, coco.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
What'd you find?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
it's, he's just in an episode.
It's an episode of the hey onold tv series.
I'm trying to read up on whathappens.
Local super.
It just looks like some fuckingrandom person with a sweatshirt
that has an m on it and he haslike a little tiny cape, from
what I remember, or something,yep.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
How the fuck, do you remember?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
this shit.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I don't know man.
Do I remember what Mine's anenigma?
I don't know what goes on inthere half the time.
Super cow?
Yeah, is that from cow andchicken?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, oh, super cow, and she only spoke.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Spanish.
Yeah, what did you think I said?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I was like super cow, like California.
I was very confused, oh yeah,no super cow, cow and chicken.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I just remember the devil the red man.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
He is not the devil.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
It is a children's show.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I mean I.
He is pretty close to the devil.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
I mean he is, but it was Cartoon Network in the 90s.
Fucking IR baboon.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
He's pretty close to the devil.
I mean he is, but it wasCartoon Network in the 90s,
Fucking IR Baboon.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
IR.
Baboon yeah, I loved IR.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Baboon Hell.
Yeah, I just remember the redman opening a dry cleaning
business and offered freeservices to all superheroes.
So a bunch of people droppedoff at the same time and buried
him in the suit.
So when he digs his head out,he pulls one out and there's
just a corncob on the chest andhe goes corn a cob, a man.
There are some sick people inthis town oh my god remember

(29:23):
uncle boneless too yes, it's sostupid.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Remember Uncle Boneless too?
Yes, fucking Boneless Chicken,it's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh my God, that shit was wild dude.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
That was pretty wicked.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Now, the guy that created Cow and Chicken.
He is cousins with a guy thatworks for DC Comics and he
created a comic called the Max.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
It's really weird because it's a dude who may or
may not be a superhero, but healso just me, may be a weird
homeless guy who wears asuperhero suit all the time but
uh, you guys ever speaking ofthat, you guys ever get TikToks
of like the guy that is like Ithink it's in DC, but he like

(30:09):
patrols the streets, as he says,and he's the Red Ranger and
he's got like a red suit, lookssimilar to like Power Rangers
but also has a shield likeCaptain America and he's always
with like other self-acclaimedsuperheroes protecting the

(30:32):
streets in Washington.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
No, no, never seen that.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
I feel like.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
You're talking about next time I see it I'll have to
send it to you guys, because I'mjust like how does this guy
just like not getting his ass?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
kicked every night.
He's got the shield he justputs the shield up and blocks,
all damage

Speaker 3 (30:53):
he's kind of like it reminds me of a real life kick
ass right.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
I remember Cincinnati Ohio had like a weird super
friends group there for a whileand it was really big in the
news.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Guys, I think we need to make our own super friends
group.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Isn't that, what ADHD After Dark is?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
No, this is just for autistic people.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I don't know if 2025 is the year we want to make a
super friends group.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
That might have a bad message.
I mean, I think we can figureit out, we'll just have to get
our lawyers involved yeah, whoare they?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
we don't pay anybody.
We gotta go get hollow to beour lawyer.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
I mean, wasn't he speaking college level words at
the age of three?
Maybe Zeno, can you do that alittle closer to the mic for me?
I it almost got me there, okay.
Can you do that a little closerto the mic for me?
I almost got there, okay, thereit is, thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Krista, if you're listening to this episode, is
this?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
what he sounds like in bed.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Well, you know what?
At least he's not a coward Coco.
He's up in her ear moaning.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
What are you doing with the gas?
Well, he can be up in her earmoaning because he has fucking
18 inches of dick.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
I have to be as close as possible so you're telling
me you can't have gas on herback in missionary and you can't
be leaning forward into her eargoing yeah, bro, I have to
stick my pelvis out as far as Ican, just to get as much in as
possible dude, you march like acat to get as much dick
extension as possible.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Yeah, I can't fucking lean forward.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I got to fucking poke it out as much as I can.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
No, no, no.
I need to see this Coco changethe camera around.
I need to see what this lookslike.
Give me a full example, and Ineed Zeno to describe it.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh you, you can see it poking up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Xeno.
Describe this to our listenersGrab the way along.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Show us Hang on Hang on we're visual learners.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
It looks like a little tent at the bottom of a
huge mountain.
I can't fucking die.
What the fuck.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Just a little guy.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Now you're just rubbing it in.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Bro, I'm so happy.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
You see, it's only about a quarter of more he's
like you can lean in.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
I'm like no, I gotta fucking make it as big as
possible, bro, and that's noteven enough honestly, I saw um
uh tiktok of matt rife on lunchand uh somebody up on a dildo on
stage about, like domesticabuse or something.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Isn't he the face of elf right now?
Of what elf?
Eyes, lips, face that makeupbrand.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
I know he just bought a bunch of haunted shit he did
just purchase the Annabelle doll.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
All I know is he's really funny he has his moments
he had a moment he somebodythrew a dildo on stage and he
picked it up and he was likethis is not a real fucking true

(34:47):
to size dildo on stage.
And he picked it up and he waslike this is not a real fucking
true to size dildo, Like this isfucking mega dildo.
And I was just like watching.
I was like, oh OK, that seemedlike normal size to me.
For some reason Shut the fuckup.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
You're such a piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I can't relate.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Oh, look at me and my gigantic cork that women just
bow before I shut the fuck up, Isee, I'm glad you got blessed
with it and not like someonelike me, because I'd be over
here like just camera on andwalk out of the room, come back
in just like be helicopterdicking.
Every chance I had you wouldsee my dick, Until you told me

(35:31):
to stop because it makes youfeel uncomfortable.
You're going to see my cock.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Even then, I might show it to you a couple more
times.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Even then I'm just out of like habit, I'm like woo.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh wait, yeah, it makes it weird the goal the
thing to get you to stop doingit is to make you feel
uncomfortable doing it.
So I would just start praisingyour dick and then you would
feel smack my own ass.
You would start feeling smackmy own ass.
I don't know if that, if you'refucking if you had a huge dick
and a huge ass and they combinethat just makes a black hole

(36:02):
right like end of the fuckingearth at that point I think so,
yeah, I'm really sure.
That's why, if murky and I bangthat, we would get super power
that's why it's a good thingthat he doesn't have a huge dick
and a huge ass, because then hewouldn't need you myself.
That creates some sort ofuniversal paradox and then the

(36:23):
big bang happens, and big bang aand Big bang, a huge bang, yeah
, light yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
And movement.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Light and movement, a slight movement of the atoms
and the things Time is reallyjust movement Stuff.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
And then you stop it, you go back, and then you stop
it, go back to our 420.
Drop it happens.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
And then drop it.
I love the screenshot.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Oh, fucking ease, Just fucking.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Oh, you just noticed that I did.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I did that was pretty good.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
I should make that my profile picture.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Oh, my God, I would.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
I'm going to make it my desktop background at work.
Fucking do it.
I dare your ass to.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Fuck it If you're I don't know, I will.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Wes would be like hey man, I'm going to need you to,
I'm going to need you to takethat down Like that's, that's
not OK.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
I will Venmo you 20 bucks if Wes pulls me aside and
is like listen, so this justhappened.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
I don't know how you got this to him oh no, that
would be grounds for termination, because that's absolutely
sexual harassment in somefashion who would be the
terminator one me oh what'sgoing to?

Speaker 4 (37:57):
around you a customer .
All right, here's the damage toyour vehicle and it's just oh,
oh, sorry, sorry he'll be takingcare of

Speaker 3 (38:06):
your vehicle funny story about that.
Oh no, oh no.
Um.
Uh, at the previous employerthat murky and I had, um, every
now and then, the parent companywould make us do like online
training or something like that,and you had like a specific

(38:26):
password and username that youhad to log into.
But the password was likefucking 25 characters long and
like it was always fucking juststupid, stupid tests.
Uh, it was all like oshacompliance shit.
And, um, the assistant partsmanager for the ford store
hadn't completed it yet and herboss was like yo need you to

(38:49):
like bring a laptop in orsomething like we gotta get this
done, like gotta do it.
So she's like all right, cool,I can't, I'm having trouble
logging.
And he's like, okay, if I canbring a laptop in, like we'll
figure it out.
I need you to do it though.
So she brought in her iPad andas soon as she opened it up, it
was just playing porn and shewas like oh sorry, this is my

(39:16):
husband's iPad.
Yeah, yeah, that was.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
So I'm into blood stuff.
You know that.
Now Nice.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Oof.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
That's rough.
Yeah, it's not a good lookRough day at the office.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
The parts manager was like I didn't know what to do
and I was very uncomfortable Atthat point.
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Um just try to Alright, that didn't happen.
Moving on.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
That's fucking wild Can.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
I tell you boys, something little TMI.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
If you want to Do you helicopter dick everywhere you
go.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Actually I don't want to tell murky.
Murky, can you face the otherway?
just face the other way alright,alright, so just the two of you
.
So, listeners, I started takingLexapro again and that's why
I'm not a depressed mess on thispodcast right now and I'm only
being held together by onemedication.
But, uh, positives of that, youknow, I'm feeling good, I feel

(40:28):
like I can manage life again and, uh, I guess, depending on who
you ask, this could be apositive or a negative, but it
takes me forever to come now andI figured I could talk to you
two about that, because you'reboth on, like turn around turn
the fuck around because you'reboth on Lexxapro and I was just
curious if you guys were havingthe same side effect.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
100 100, that's a real thing the fuck around.
That's a real thing, dude turnthe fuck around, mr.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I take fucking 80.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
It's like you get close to there and then it's
just like it's gone and you'relike what the fuck happened to
it.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Then you have to think I was there you have to
think to get it to come back.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
You're like yeah, and then you're just super really
super fucking upset.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
You're like god damn it and like I'm just there
dicking her down, but at thesame time it's just like it's
almost there.
It's almost there, it's goneand now I gotta rebuild it.
And I'm like I'm sure she'sannoyed as fuck because I'm
moaning in her ear like afucking grizzly bear you're
moaning in her ear, please justlet me come already what

Speaker 3 (41:31):
does that sound like?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
and then followed up by the fucking in the background
oh my god.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah a lot of.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Medications like that .
Do that like before, when I wasTaking that other medication.
Pretty much same thing.
Very weird sensation.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
But it's good that you're feeling better.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah very good.
Sorry that you can't comment asmuch sorry, you sound like a
grizzly bear apologize toShannon for that one.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
I mean, she has to hear it in her ear.
Maybe she likes it.
Do you know?
Maybe she's alright.
Oh my god, I apologize to.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Shannon, for that one .
I mean, she has to hear it inher ear.
Maybe she likes it, do you?

Speaker 5 (42:27):
know, I don't know, hold on, maybe she's all right.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Oh, my God.
Hey Shannon she knows not.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
She knows not to answer you here do you like or
do you not like what I moan inyour ear?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
like a grizzly bear like a grizzly bear like a
grizzly bear.
She says love it.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Hell yeah, fucking, marry that woman, oh my god,
murky, if you turned around andsaid that same thing To Dusty
like she'd fucking come, and whothe fuck told you you could
turn around?
Murky, I already forgot hewasn't supposed to be Turned
around Speaking of turned around, fuck Speaking of turned around

(43:24):
you, weren't there for this.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Name a time when I am there.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
It was just before you joined Discord today.
Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Switch was playing Battlefield.
It was just bitching thateverything in the game sounded
off.
He's like I don't fucking knowwhat it is, but like shots are
coming from places and it soundslike they're coming from in
front of me when they're behindme and they're coming from my
fucking left when they're on myright and my sound is in.
He's just like my sound'sinverted.
I gotta fucking restart thegame.

(43:52):
I go yeah, I go switch, youhave your headset on backwards.
He's like no, he goes, wait aminute and he gets real fucking
quiet.
They're like lena laughing hegoes she goes.
Yeah, I was I was like are youfucking serious?
You're sitting here bitchingabout the game being broken and
your dumb ass can't put theheadset on the right way.

(44:14):
Uh, he was like.
He was like.
I've never had a wirelessheadset before you.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I've never had a wireless headset before.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
He was like fuck you, fuck you.
I've never had a wirelessheadset.
I was like that would have been.
My first thing to do would beto put the headset on a
different way.
If everything sounds inverted,oh my God it was pretty Sweet
summer child.
It was pretty, ricky, would itbe difficult?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
for you to put your headset on backwards.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I feel like they're.
I don't think it would bedifficult, but like it would
feel weird, like do itincorrectly, like doesn't that?

Speaker 4 (44:43):
feel weird though.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I mean kind of, but I was like I have a big ass head
if you put that on backwardslike that and you were in the
dark and you didn't have thelights on the side, you would
know that you had put it onbackwards reference.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
We're asking murky because he has the same, because
they're usually.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
They're usually like fitted in such a way that
they're they're, they're meantto go one way, like it feels
better one way.
I just don't know how to put iton backwards and then played
like fucking four rounds ofBattlefield and didn't realize
his headset was on backwards.
It really is.
I mean, if you played a gameand then everything started

(45:26):
sounding fucked up, you'dprobably be like, hang on, wait,
maybe I put my headset onbackwards.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
I feel like that'd be the first thing I'd
troubleshoot.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Especially if you're like oh, this thing sounds like
it's on my left but it's on myright.
Maybe this thing sounds likeit's on my left, but it's on my
right Maybe.
Maybe, Just maybe, Just maybe.
Because he was so fucking maddude he was like I'm going to
fuck this game's fucking broken.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I'm going to have to fucking restart it, because my
sound's all fucked up.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
And I realize it's a beta, but, like, I realize it's
a beta, but it wasn't the gameeither.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Oh that boy.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
That boy ain't around .

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I tell you what I tell you what E did you see any
of the clips of the South.
Park episodes here and there onTikTok.
Did you see last week's episodewhere they had the director of
ICE, whatever her name is, orthey had somebody?

Speaker 5 (46:20):
oh yeah, the woman who shot her dog, yeah yeah, did
you see?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
they fucking had to go into like a pet smart at the
end of the episode and justexecuted a bunch of dogs.
They had her kill dogs everytime they could in this episode
and they also made her face falloff from plastic surgery and it
started running around andscaring the shit out of people.
She commentated.
She commented on the episodeface.
Yeah, her face like fell offand then started fucking running
around because it had so muchplastic surgery and they had to

(46:46):
fucking get a net and capture it.
And then they had to have ateam of makeup artists come and
fix her but anyway e.
Do you want to know what shecomplained about the most of
that episode?
Uh, what is?
That it wasn't the fact thatshe shot every single dog that
appeared on camera.
It was the fact that they gother plastic surgery look wrong

(47:07):
she wasn't overemphasized shewasn't upset that they were
making fun of her shooting dogslike I feel like that's
something that you should atleast be like.
I made a mistake in my past.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
The amount of disappointment coming from me
right now it's like I made amistake in my past.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
I probably shouldn't have done that, but like it is
what it is, she like made nomention of it.
She just kind of owned it like,yeah, fuck it all you gotta say
is I didn't vote for that.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
What's the story behind her shooting her dog?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah, what is like?
What's the actual?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
story.
Was it an accident or?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
like no, she did it on purpose and it was like
something to do with her kids.
I don't remember, Okay.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
It was probably.
You know it wasn't that the dogwas attacking the kids.
I know it wasn't that much Likeit wasn't that the dog was
attacking the kids, I know itwasn't that much it wasn't like
shoot the dog to save the kidsscenario.
It was like the kids didn'twant the dog, so we killed it
instead of giving it up foradoption.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I think it's kind of what it was.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I can understand if it's attacking somebody, like
shooting it, but also I'd kindof be like it's a dog, it's on
top of your kid.
I don't think shooting it'sprobably the right play there.
You probably want to tackle itoff or something like that
before you go down that shootingroute, because you know, I
don't know about you but Iwouldn't trust most people

(48:35):
shooting a dog.
That's attacking me threeinches from my face.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
I can see it in like a panic moment like, but like
that's.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
That seems a little scummy, though I mean it's, it
is what it is they would haveprobably, if it was an attacking
a kid, they would have probablyput it down anyway right, yeah,
I mean it's, and if it was, if?
No, yeah, but like the reasonthe reason why she did it was
because they didn't want itanymore and they didn't want to
put it up for adoption.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I was like that's kind of shitty yeah, I don't see
a fault with doing it, for,like any form of defense, like
it happens, um, and of coursethat would like my last resort
if I were in that positionSuffocation, no breathing.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Well, the first thing I'm going to do if a dog
charges me is I'm going to justkick it in the face and hope it
runs away.
What is?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Cujo though.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Who.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Cujo's a mad motherfucker, oh I forget you
don't read.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
He's a thing.
Who gets rabies?

Speaker 4 (49:42):
It was also a movie, yes.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
What happens to you?

Speaker 5 (49:46):
He's a St Bernard.
He chases after I think it's araccoon in the book Gets bit,
gets rabies and basicallytortures this woman and her kid
as they hide inside of a car fortheir lives because Cujo's
going on a murderous rampagebaby.
Nobody comes out alive, well,except for mom and her kid.

(50:07):
But you know spoilers for likea 40 year old story.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I think, I think the fucking the embargo has lifted
on that, you can, you couldspoil it.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
But yeah, it is a good Stephen King horror story,
even though it's like semirealistic, like you don't have
any fucking murderous spaceclown, it's just a dog with
rabies half of my problem when Iwatch.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Cujo.
My entire thought the wholetime is why is no one shooting
this dog right?
Half of my when I watch kujo.
My entire thought the wholetime is why is no one shooting
this dog right?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
half of my problem with reading is this like when
I'm reading, I'm reading words,but I'm not processing them, if
that makes sense.
So like I'm just no, I get, I'mjust, and then the same thing
happens with an audiobook.
If something starts playing onaudio, I go into like I just
process the audio mode and then,like I don't remember anything,
that happened to it.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
I finished three books within a month.
Nice, nice Part of the AmoryWar series, which is the
storyline of the first fourCoheed and.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Cambry albums.
How much dick was in the books,believe it or not?
Quite a bit nice, yeah, big oldfucking wieners Gotta have
something to fantasize to.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
I'm on the.
In the fourth book, the mainCharacter when he's going into
god mode is the best Way to putit, or the crowing.
He's gonna be fully naked Hellyeah.
But there's more boobs thanthere is dick.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Is this a picture book I might be on?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
board.
Yes, actually, damn, I might beon board.
It is a graphic novel.
You know you should fuckingsubmit your body for a graphic
novel.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I know you were against fucking Feet Finder
because it was a little weird,but I feel like this is no, he
was against it because he had topromote it.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
I think so, yeah, well and also giving foot jobs.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I wasn't really interested.
No, no, you don't have to getfoot jobs, you can just trade
your shit on the internet now

Speaker 5 (52:09):
you know, what if you made the foot finder and you
had one of us publicize you like?
We go out there, we promote foryou, we create a social media.
You only have to take picturesof your feet.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
I do that alright alright, alright, check out
local feet here fucking checkout local feet here, jesus
Christ local hot feet within 10miles of you.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Alright, now you're just fucking giving people
fucking viruses standing at thenext to the river, the little
sidewalk fetishes is a virus.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, you also hand them a fucking flash drive too
and say put this in yourcomputer for me, please.
You know what's really sad is.
You'd probably get like at least10 of the people would do that
and that's why scams existbecause they're 10 of the people
is enough to make money on shitlike that, and it's always the
10 of people that have way toomuch for their knowledge.

(53:06):
Um no, you know, I was thinkingmore classy.
You could submit your fuckingbody for like, uh, like graphic
novel poses and, uh, you'll getroyalties from that.
It's a little more classy thanjust, you know, edging some dude

(53:26):
from arkansas what's the dudeversion of hustler or what's the
like?
maybe I could be like a magazinecolleges for art classes and
stuff bro, they don't haveenough marble to fucking carve a
statue for you they can dosketches Coco.
There's not enough graphite inthose pencils.

(53:48):
We're only able to make one.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
They're going to go through three pencils.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Bro, I don't think we can fucking, I don't think the
forest can take it.
We might have to cut down morerainforest to make sketches of
xeno.
How?

Speaker 3 (54:05):
would you be like that?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
he's got a big old dick the joke was there's not
enough paper.
His dick is huge, it's fuckinghuge.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
How does it feel you?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
freak you weirdo, you fucking weirdo when you look at
a huge dildo and you go.
And somebody says it's huge andyou go.
Oh, I thought that was average,fuck you.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Legit Coco.
What's it feel like being the?

Speaker 5 (54:32):
only one who doesn't moan in his girl's ear, because
so far you seem like the odd manout.
On that one, I plead the no, Idefinitely don't why are you a
coward?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Let her hear it oh, I don't need to do that because
yeah, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
This isn't for you, this is for her maybe she's
tired of just seeing your facefor her yeah, maybe she wants a
little extra after a while.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Why are you being so?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
inconsiderate.
I don't think anybody can keepher.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Are you guys not on Krista's side here?
Because what I'm hearing is youguys are cowards.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
But every time, anytime, zeno says he's had sex,
I'm just kind of worried forher.
Like just get a fucking huge,you know, hold on.
Are you calling her Nice?
You should FaceTime her.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
He's on a girl's trip right now.
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
You should FaceTime her right now, with no shirt on.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
That would be awful.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Hi.
So I'm here on ADHD after darkFucking tits out for Harambe?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Are you calling the group chat, yep you?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
guys are oh no.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Oh, one person joined .
Oh, there she is.
Hi, Krista.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
This is your girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Krista's in the chat Hi.
I'm in a car and we're going toIce Climbing, hey Krista.
So question for you JesusChrist, Uh-oh Krista, so
question for you.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Uh-oh, does Sean make any noise in the bedroom?
Or is he just like quiet andmakes faces at you the entire
time?
What?
That's such a personal question, you freak.
Look, I'm trying to help Kristaout and Sean's being a
rebellious little shit.
I don't think you're helping.

(56:44):
I will continue to.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I will continue that rebellious little shit attitude
and I will not answer thatquestion.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Well, I'm going to try to help you out, krista,
even though you're not giving memuch.
So the next time he's with you,guaranteed different man okay,
alright.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I don't think that went the way you thought it was
going to.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
I don't think you know who you're talking to.
I think it was funny thatShannon also joined.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
It was like this is your fucking girlfriend she said
, you little freak?

Speaker 5 (57:21):
well, I don't think she saw that, crystal was in the
chat.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
He called you a little fucking freak dude look,
here's the thing, sean.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
You at least gotta give her something more than
just dick uh huh, uh huh no, no,don't give me an uh huh, like
what do you give her?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
uh-huh ice cream uh-huh, yeah, I do give her ice
cream well, I I mean that heyxeno moans in my ear when we
have sex.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
So I would believe that yeah yeah he got, he goes,
he goes.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Coco needs it because of the lexapro yeah, yeah,
fucking I need I need the extravibration on my prostate to get
it going.
Beep.
Oh yeah, wow.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
I'm pretty sure I'm going to get my ass kicked the
moment this podcast is over, soI'm going to try to drag it out
as long as, like the moment Ileave this office, guarantee
shannon's gonna be like like, soyou want to talk about that, or
?
I'm not gonna own up toanything.
I'm gonna be like xeno and belike no, I'm good, no, I don't

(58:34):
want except you're the one thatstarted it.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
You didn't have to do any of this.
Usually I'm the bad guy, buthell, he's fucking got naked
everywhere and fucking askingeverybody about their sex lives.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Look, I'm in my villain era right now and I only
blame Murky for it.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Oh, you're starting to go from fucking Bruce Banner
to fucking the Joker.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Murky said OK.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
He knows what he did.
He's a bitch.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Xenon's going to go hard in the paint with the
fucking earmuff.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Coward.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Fucking coward.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
You said you were gonna drag it out.
What else do you wanna talkabout?
We're almost at time.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
So I'm ready to make a ham sandwich to add on to xeno
doing like nude modeling.
What's funny enough is I had aconversation with a friend of a
friend, like best way todescribe them because, like, I
know them but they're notexactly my friend looking at
queens.
Yeah, it's just more like we'vehad conversations, but that's

(59:43):
about it this isn't brian, butuh, he wants to start doing like
not safe for work drawings,because he is an artist but he
wants somebody from your discordthat like has no not my discord
.
I'm surprised.
But they want to start doingnot-safe-for-work furry art for

(01:00:04):
money.
And all I gotta say Zeno is youcould help them draw horses.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
I was wondering where you were going with this.
That was very long-winded.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
He is looking for live models.
I can tell you he is willing topay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I'll put it.
Tuck it away in the brain bankif I ever feel the desire to be
a horse model.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
I don't think yes or no.
I can't give that right now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
You've painted me into a corner and I don't feel
comfortable with this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
It sounds like a hard no, yeah, I'm going to just let
him know that I have nobody forhim.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
The horse guy has one friend with a huge wiener, but
he's super insecure about it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
He's too cowardly to do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Imagine being super insecure for having such a huge
wiener.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Well, you know, God had a nerve from one way or
another.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Could you imagine if I was super confident and had a
big dick?
I can smell your fart.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Yeah, it's pretty good, wasn't it, do I?

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
God if you can smell them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I'm pretty sure I can smell it pretty soon I'm going
to be fucking upwind or downwindof you, or something like that,
and then it's going to fuckingyou would be upwind of him
upwind.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
My farts are going to be so fucking smelly for you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Well, if you're upwind if I'm upwind, then it
would travel downwind to you.
You're right, because I wouldbe upwind from you.
I'm thinking up as in, I'mabove you in the wind and it's
going by me down to you.
I probably have interpretedthis the wrong way.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Please don't end this podcast.
I swear to God, I don't want toget my hands to god.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Honestly, you just bring her in here now and just
have it happen on the podcast.
Get it over with.
I'd rather not.
Well.
Anyway, if we're down to threepeople next week, you know he's
dead.
Goodbye everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
All right, so we're back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
I know we said goodbye.
East Camera just went offlineand he disconnected from Discord
without saying anything.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Yeah, this is following him leaving the room
to go confront Shannon about hisbehavior this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
So I think he might be a little bit dead.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
We joked about the three-man podcast next week, but
it may very well be a realpossibility.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Be sure to give us some funeral cards.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Any donations to the flowers would be greatly
appreciated.
Oh no, goodbye, goodbye.