S4 E12: Trevor the Hedgehog

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A jar explodes in the pantry and we’re sure it’s a ghost. Turns out it’s caramel and gravity—but that sticky mess becomes the perfect kickoff to a night where anxiety runs hot, jokes run long, and real life keeps interrupting our games. We swap quick wedding updates and then dive into the wild pre‑ceremony saga: a set of DMs that detonates a relationship in front of a room full of friends. It’s cringey, messy, and uncomfortably honest, and we talk about boundaries, consent, and how fast group chats become courtrooms when receipts start flying.

The mood whiplash is classic us. One minute we’re laughing about a server who sweetly assumes “partner” while bagging leftovers, the next we’re stress‑testing trust with a cat baptism prank that pushes the line from funny to frayed. If you’ve ever had friends who love bits a little too much, you’ll feel this one. Meanwhile, games are buzzing in the background—Destiny chaos, Rivals calls, and an indie horror throwback—until our soul‑link Pokémon run turns into a team ethics lesson: one bad swap, three partners down. It’s hilarious and a little brutal, just like co‑op with people you love.

We wander into car repairs that cost more than a console, DoorDash vs cooking debates, and a culinary redemption arc courtesy of maple‑pecan pork chops. A long, committed riff on “Trevor the Hedgehog” tests the limits of confidence theater; spoiler, he’s not real. We close on a bar story with a suspected gunshot and a desperate bathroom hunt, because of course we do. If ADHD friendship, unfiltered storytelling, gaming side‑quests, and chaotic humor are your thing, you’ll feel at home here.

Hit follow, share this episode with a friend who loves a good bit, and drop a review with your most chaotic pre‑event story—we’ll read the wildest ones on a future show.

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Episode Transcript

SPEAKER_02 (00:00):
First or second time.
I'm starting the ADHD after darkrecording.
Hell yeah.
Pianos.
Piano.
You know why you're also gonnahave a pain in the ass?
Do you know why you're alsogonna have a pain in the ass
fucking shipping a piano acrossthe country?

SPEAKER_10 (00:15):
They're fucking heavy.

SPEAKER_02 (00:16):
No.
No.
You're also gonna have to tuneit.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (00:20):
Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
Some of you guys is gonna haveto do that.

SPEAKER_02 (00:23):
None of nobody they have to make professional
fucking people to do that.
You hire somebody to do that.
You know what you don't have totune though?
A fucking keyboard.
A keyboard.
I think Ronnie could tune it.
Dude, each string has threefucking strings.
Yeah.
Ronnie's not gonna want to dothat.

SPEAKER_07 (00:42):
Yeah, but if I pay him.

SPEAKER_02 (00:45):
He's gonna take the money and run.
He's a raccoon.
But there's well, he'd only runto the garbage can in the
kitchen because No, he'll run tothe fucking alcohol store and
drink all the alcohol and passthe fucking down.
Yeah, I was sending a score toeveryone.
I that came across my feedbefore you sent it to me.

(01:06):
Um well welcome to ADHD afterdark.
Uh we have special guests, PPG,Matman, and Skip Tracer Randy.
Hello.

SPEAKER_11 (01:18):
Hello?

SPEAKER_02 (01:18):
And Skip Tracer Randy.
Oh Skip Tracer Randy.
Don't you see?
And Murky's now the fat badger.

SPEAKER_07 (01:26):
You should bleep that out because uh that may be
copyrighted by a TV show.
I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_10 (01:33):
The name TV show can copyright these nuts.

SPEAKER_02 (01:37):
That's like saying I can't fucking talk about a
character from a TV show.
They need my ass.

SPEAKER_07 (01:44):
One more round.

SPEAKER_02 (01:45):
One more rounds.
So this episode, Zeno and Mattare playing fucking Destiny, and
me and fucking Switch, who isSkip Tracer Randy, are playing
uh Rivals.
Murky had an interesting eveningalready.

SPEAKER_08 (02:03):
So there was a half hour where I definitely thought
the house was haunted.

unknown (02:09):
Okay.

SPEAKER_08 (02:10):
Well the house is haunted.
So what I what I thought hadhappened, like, so I don't know
really where to start.
I walked outside and we were wehad just finished decorating the
Christmas.
And I walk outside and I hearlike a like a crash as I'm
finishing my spirit.
So I put it out real quick.
I go in, I look around, I'mlike, what the hell?

(02:31):
Like she's in the bathroom, likeDusty's in the bathroom.
And I just happened to look atthe pantry because I was like,
ooh, I should grab a snack.
And I go open the pantry.
Yeah, yeah, the fat badger wasgonna snack.
And I open the door, and there'sthis brownish gooey liquid on
the ground.
Oh, ecnoplasm everywhere! Yeah,I'm like, fucking the this ghost

(02:55):
came all over the place.
And I open it, and there's uhglass all over the place, and I
see the see the broken jar, andit's the caramel, like a full
jar of caramel.
So there's caramel fuckingeverywhere.
I'm like, well, this is gonnasuck dick to clean up.
And I look and it's like on oneend and the other end.
I'm like, there's no way thisthis jar was just hopping all

(03:17):
around hell's half acre, gettingcaramel around this entire the
entirety of this.

SPEAKER_02 (03:22):
You gotta fucking poltergeist, dude.
I'm like, this is a fuckingghost.
It's a poltergeist.

SPEAKER_07 (03:27):
Your house is haunted and you've found that
out right now, and you'resitting in the dark.
No, no.

SPEAKER_08 (03:32):
So I start like getting to clean it up.
I grab some cleaner, grab abunch of paper towel, girl, I'll
get all wiped up, and I'll sprayit all down and wipe it up
again.
Whatever.
Carmel's not easy to clean up.
And uh, so I'm doing that, I'mdoing that.
I'm like, this thing's gonnalike launch one of these jars of
marinara at my head.

(03:54):
And I'm going to get more papertowel and Dusty's in the
kitchen.
I'm like, did we leave the dooropen at some point?
Like the cats did this, likesome time ago.
When's the last time you were inthe pantry?
What she said to me is I wasjust in the pantry and I was
grabbing stuff, and then Iwalked away, and as I walked
away, I heard a crash, and thenI had to go to the bathroom.
Uh what my brain still heard,because like I heard the words,

(04:16):
but I didn't process any of it.
I'm like, how am I gonna tellhow am I gonna tell her that
this place is all the house ison we need to get out?

SPEAKER_12 (04:23):
You're just fixated on the house is fucking haunted.

SPEAKER_08 (04:26):
Yeah.
So I didn't take any of that,and I'm like, all right, yeah, I
gotta clean more hurry.
More hurry, gotta leave.
Yeah, hurry, gotta get out ofhere.
Yeah.
And uh, so I sprayed everythingdown, got it all cleaned up,
eventually got all the glass up.
Or so I thought.
I'm pretty sure I might havelike a little sliver or
something in my foot.
Like a fucking idiot.

(04:48):
But coming to find out, I got toclean it.
I'm like, it's all like it'shanded.
We're handed.

SPEAKER_02 (04:56):
It's handed.
We gotta go back to theapartment.
By the way, by the way, Merkymoved everybody.

SPEAKER_08 (05:01):
Yeah.
I'm like, while you were likewhen I went outside, what were
you doing?
She's like, I told you.
I grabbed stuff out of thecabinet, and then I heard a
crash.
I was like, oh.
Oh, so we don't need to leave.
Okay.
Why do we need to leave?

SPEAKER_02 (05:15):
Handed.
Handed.
Handed, huh?
Yeah, so for the listeners,Murky moved.
I'm married.
I moved.

SPEAKER_10 (05:24):
We have more than listeners.
We we have viewers too.
Do we have viewers?

SPEAKER_01 (05:28):
What up, viewers?

SPEAKER_10 (05:30):
Maybe.

SPEAKER_02 (05:30):
Do we upload this anywhere?
That like would have no dude.

SPEAKER_10 (05:34):
You're the one who uploads.

SPEAKER_02 (05:35):
I just fucking put it on Buzz Sprout and shit
happens.
You're in charge.
I don't know where it goes.
I'm in charge.
Fucking barely.
Fucking I I just hope it fuckinggoes up, and every now and then
I get an email that says peoplelistened.

SPEAKER_06 (05:56):
No, it's not murky.

SPEAKER_02 (05:58):
It's just Farha.

SPEAKER_12 (06:00):
Okay.
Farha also listens.

SPEAKER_02 (06:02):
Farha listens.

SPEAKER_12 (06:03):
How are you doing, Farha?
Shout out to Farha, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 (06:06):
Yeah, Farha, Farha and KK at the at my wedding.

unknown (06:09):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 (06:10):
Oh, that's right.
By the way, listeners, uh Cocogot married.
Yes, I got married.
You just said that.
I did.
I did.

SPEAKER_08 (06:17):
He kind of just like passed right over it, though.
I feel like that's kind of.

SPEAKER_06 (06:20):
He didn't really point.
Need to give it some oomph somepizzazz.

SPEAKER_02 (06:25):
We sang I want it that way.
In the back room.
We also sang him when the gameboat goes on.
We did.
That was at the end of thenight.
That is not on the weddingvideo.

SPEAKER_08 (06:34):
That's the only time that's ever been sang at a
wedding.

SPEAKER_02 (06:37):
Guaranteed.
Probably will be the only otherthe only time that it ever
happens unless like Xeno or Elet me do it at theirs.

SPEAKER_10 (06:45):
Or did you assume anyone else is getting married?

SPEAKER_02 (06:48):
I have faith.

SPEAKER_11 (06:51):
Gotta have faith to fate to fate.

SPEAKER_02 (06:53):
What in the fuck?
Sorry, I'm also playing Rivals,so I'm like half distracted.
Right, right, right, right,right.
Alright, just like Xeno, justlike Xeno's playing Destiny
right now, and it's probablywell, I mean, Mat Man is just
very good at dealing with chaosbecause he's a DM.

SPEAKER_08 (07:13):
You know what we do have is the story of the day
before your wedding when I wasdriving back for PA.

SPEAKER_02 (07:23):
Yeah?

SPEAKER_08 (07:24):
What happened there?
I forgot already.
Okay.
Disgusting.
How the dude wanted my wife tobeg him.
Oh could we forget that?

SPEAKER_02 (07:39):
How could we forget that?

SPEAKER_08 (07:40):
How could we forget that?
Go ahead, Murky.
So from my perspective, it'svery funny because I'm driving
back from Pennsylvania and uhI'm driving back and I get a
phone call, and I'm like an hourand a half, like two hours out
still, probably.
And Dusty calls me and she'sfucking dying laughing, and

(08:02):
she's and then she's like Ithink it's really serious, and
she's like, I have all yourfriends here, so you know this
is true.
I'm like, alright.
She's like, I have another dudehit me up wanting me to peg it.
And I was like, no, okay.
I've been driving for fuckingnine hours at this point.
Like, I'm tired, I'm beat down.

(08:24):
I got this wedding tomorrow, andI'm like, I know I want to be,
you know, somewhat well restedfor this day.
And I'm like, well, continue.
She's like, well, everyone'shere, and everyone is like
messaging him back.
Yeah.
Who's everyone?
Everyone.
Yeah, everyone.
So I'm like, alright, and shetells me who it is, and I know

(08:46):
who it is.
And like, I know some of hisfamily.
I'm like, oh, this is this isbad.
But yeah, dude was down bad forgetting stuff in his butt.
Uh dude, the worst part he wassent a picture of the joke party
dildo that Coco owns.
Yeah.
And he was like, I want you tofucking pulverize my asshole.

(09:12):
He's like, Oh, oh yeah.
And then I think it was it waseither gas or maybe coal.
Uh messaging, like, oh, you'relike a real fucking piece of
shit, aren't you?

SPEAKER_00 (09:21):
And he's like, Yeah, I'm a fucking piece of garbage.

SPEAKER_08 (09:24):
I love that shit.
So don't tell me I'm worthless.
I'm dirt.
I'm worse than dirt.
Oh my god.
Found out, uh, come to find out.
Um, he had a fiance that he hasmultiple children with.

SPEAKER_02 (09:39):
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Guess messaged her.

SPEAKER_08 (09:43):
Guess fucking messaged her.
Justin hit her up.
It's like, hey, like, you know,like your dude, your dude's out
here looking for strange, butnot like to fuck, like to get
fucked.

SPEAKER_02 (09:54):
And then fucking we watched a relationship crumble,
and he's like, Why would youtext her?
Why would you text her?
And she was just like, now he'sjust trying to fucking say
bullshit.
Yeah, he's done this some stufflike this before, and he's just
trying to get out of it.
I was like, wow, what a fuckingthing.
My wedding, my fucking mymarriage life's gonna be great
because we killed a relationshipto make mine fucking last year.

SPEAKER_08 (10:18):
Make it flourish.
Fucking law of equivalent tothis.
And then uh I get convinced togo to Coco's.
Obviously, it's the night beforethe wedding, so I show up and
got all the info, and yeah, it'suh quite comical.

SPEAKER_02 (10:37):
It was fucking wild.
You have so many wild storiesabout just fucking dudes.
What about the fucking waiterone where you fucking dudes?
Uh you were where fucking thewaiter thought you and Ethan
were thrumble with dust.

SPEAKER_08 (10:58):
Oh my god.
Yeah, we went to a really nicerestaurant in Chicago.
Uh, myself, Dusty, and Ethan.
And it was really, really nicedinner.
And uh Armando, our server,comes to come put it away for
us.

(11:18):
Good old Armando.
Armando, man.
He's the real one.
It's fantastic.
Fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 (11:25):
If you're listening, Armando, you earned every bit of
bag.
Armando, if you're here, bro.

SPEAKER_08 (11:29):
Dude, if Armando's listening, I'll be shocked.
So uh he puts mine and Dusty'stogether in a bag, our
leftovers, and then he goes toput Ethan's in a separate bag,
and Ethan's like, oh, like, whydidn't you put mine with theirs?
Kind of just like messingaround.
There's no room in this otherbag.
And he and Armando's like, oh mygod, I am so sorry.

(11:51):
And like, no, man, it's not abig deal.
Like, we're just messing around.
Not a big deal.
He's like, no, I I apologize.
I am so sorry.
And uh anyway, we get our stuffand go to the restroom.
Dusty just so me and Ethan go tothe restroom together, which
probably didn't look greateither.

(12:15):
Probably didn't look supergreat.
Um we go to the bathroom andcome out, and then Dusty goes in
the bathroom, and I'm waitingfor her.
And while I'm waiting for her,Armando sees me and like hustles
up to me.
I was like, oh, good, like,good.
Ethan is already going out forthe trial.
And he comes up, he's like, oh,Mr.
David, Mr.
David, uh you uh your yourfemale friend from the table

(12:43):
left her purse.
And I was like, oh, okay, like Ican like I can take that, not a
problem.
He goes, oh no, no, I and hestops and he's like, I uh and he
like he's thinking for a second,he's like, I gave it to your
partner outside.
Because I had that outside and Isaw him and I gave it to your
partner.

(13:07):
I couldn't even correct him atthat point.
I was just like, thanks,Armando.
I really, really appreciate it.
Thanks, Armando.
I hope the rest of your nightgoes really well.
And so then I got to telleverybody that Armando thought
me and Ethan were fuckinglooking.

SPEAKER_02 (13:23):
Ethan was dying when you told him that he was like,
no way.

SPEAKER_08 (13:27):
He was cackling, and we were going to a Han Zimmer
concert.
Yeah, and then you what did yousay at the Han Zimmer concert?
Fucking Oh, fuck me up, musicdaddy.
Yeah, Ethan fucking screamed atyou.

SPEAKER_02 (13:38):
Yeah, this is the kind of legal.

SPEAKER_08 (13:40):
That's why you can't say that shit.
That's why people think we'refucking because you say shit
like that.

SPEAKER_01 (13:46):
I mean, he's not wrong.

SPEAKER_02 (13:49):
Oh fuck me up, music daddy.
You can't say that shit.

SPEAKER_06 (13:56):
Oh my god.
I'm very upset.
I disabled this thing before wecould get to it, Zeno.

SPEAKER_02 (14:03):
Oh, you're trying to fucking cheat stuff in the game?

SPEAKER_06 (14:06):
No, there's one of the sword upgrades you get from
talking to a beggar that's herein Tharsis Outpost.
Did you just call me?
Uh nothing.
Um, in fact, I hadn't referencedyou in a while.
You haven't even been a part ofmy memory.
I compressed.

SPEAKER_10 (14:25):
But I'm actually a segment of Coco's memory.
He just uses AI to give me inthese podcasts every once in a
while.

SPEAKER_02 (14:32):
You were here before AI was really that big.

SPEAKER_08 (14:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (14:41):
He was giving out broken shit.
And uh so they disabled him.

SPEAKER_02 (14:46):
We're not doing too good in this one, Switch.
Um so how have you been?

SPEAKER_10 (14:57):
Uh the last like 48 hours have kind of been uh
poo-poo garbage, is the best wayto put it for me, but past that
I guess okay.
Poo poo garbage going throughit.

SPEAKER_02 (15:07):
Dude, you were so sweaty at the wedding.
Yes, I I I was looking at thefucking I was looking at the
picture.
Dude, I was looking at thepictures where they're like
light corrected so it looks likethey were taken in the middle of
the day.
Dude, your shirt is fucking.
I feel bad for having you sendit back.

(15:27):
Like the guy that had to cleanthat was like, what happened?

SPEAKER_10 (15:33):
Like ever since I started Lexapro, man, I sweat
like crazy.

SPEAKER_02 (15:37):
And just imagine, like, that got shipped back in
like a plastic UPS bag.
So like whatever was coming offof you just like fermented like
we I hung dried it before I putit in.
Oh, so it came out whenever theyfucking opened the bag, the bag
was going, and then wheneverthey took it out of the bag, it
was still going.

SPEAKER_07 (16:00):
Did we ever figure out who that extra short
belonged to?

SPEAKER_02 (16:02):
Miles.
It had to have been Miles.
Um, I think I think I think wedid eventually did discover that
it was Miles, but like um, Icalled them up just to make
sure, and they were like, Yeah,they're all microchips, so like
as long as it gets back, itdoesn't matter who sends it
back.
And I was like, cool.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Because somebody definitelyfucked up.

SPEAKER_00 (16:26):
They all made them back.

SPEAKER_02 (16:28):
Yeah, they all made it back.
Mine's in my closet still.
I bought mine.
It was only like another 400bucks.

SPEAKER_07 (16:33):
Unlike the ducks, you probably still haven't found
them all.

SPEAKER_02 (16:36):
No, Gaz, Gaz fucking found one like two weeks ago.
Nice.

SPEAKER_12 (16:41):
Switch called me immediately and was like, Zeno,
Zeno, I I'm not gonna tell him.
But did you have something to dowith this?
And I was like, I have no ideawhat you're talking about.
And he's like, Zeno, come on.

SPEAKER_08 (16:52):
Come on.

SPEAKER_12 (16:53):
And I was like, I I legitimately have no idea what
you're talking about right now.
He's like, Oh.
Okay.
Uh well I'll see you later.
Okay, bye.

SPEAKER_02 (17:01):
And then I got the phone.
I was like, what the fuck?
You were like, what are youtalking about?
Yeah.
No, I'm not entirely sure mycats.
I'm I'm not entirely sure thatmy cats didn't eat at least one
of them and they pooped it outand it's just gone forever.

SPEAKER_07 (17:15):
That'd be funny.
Possible.

SPEAKER_02 (17:19):
I mean, my cats do like to eat whatever they see,
if it can fit in their mouth.
I think that's just a cat ingeneral.
To be fair.

SPEAKER_08 (17:28):
Kate's pretty think of it this way, Coco.
One day you're gonna find thelast duck.
And you're still not gonna besure.
I'm gonna find the last duck.

SPEAKER_02 (17:38):
Yeah, I was about to say that.
I'm gonna find the last duck,and I'm not gonna be sure.

SPEAKER_12 (17:41):
You know what that just reminded me of?
What did that remind you of?
Murky, did you ever find thepoop at the apartment?

unknown (17:49):
What?

SPEAKER_12 (17:51):
What?
There's a poop at the apartment.
Who left a poop at theapartment?
I left a poop at the apartment.

SPEAKER_08 (17:56):
Well now I as a matter of fact, I know there's
there's no way.

SPEAKER_12 (18:00):
There is a way.
Or it's packed away withsomething.

SPEAKER_02 (18:03):
Did you get your fucking security?
Did you get your securitydeposit back or something?
That's how you know.

SPEAKER_12 (18:07):
It's a fake poop, yeah.
As like a play-doh poop, andMurky and I kept hiding it in
each other's rooms.
And so then it transpired fromthere to hiding it in each
other's the ancient poop.
Yeah.
It's been around for a while.
Um, but I last put it in Murky'sapartment, and he's like, No,
you didn't.
When did you put it there?

(18:28):
Years ago.
Do you think it got packed?

SPEAKER_08 (18:32):
Do you think Dusty packed it?

unknown (18:34):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_12 (18:34):
And it made it to the new house.

SPEAKER_08 (18:39):
Like oh, I put it inside of this random boot andor
shoe.
Or even that.
Like, I don't know.
I mean, did you look ateverything that Dusty packed?
No, the refrigerator is stillthere.
Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 (18:54):
The refrigerator is still there, I hope.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (18:57):
Yeah, I'm stealing the refrigerator.
Sick, sick.
Um I feel like now you'releading a wild goose chase.
Like, it's not actually at therefrigerator.

SPEAKER_02 (19:07):
No, you're fine, man.
Zeno, I want you to message meand tell me where it's at if you
actually hit it.

SPEAKER_07 (19:13):
No.
I figured.
Me too, me too.

SPEAKER_02 (19:16):
We all need to know, and then nobody can tell Murky,
and then we all gaslight him toplaces where it could be.

SPEAKER_07 (19:22):
Or we don't gaslight him because it's actually there.
Or we do gaslight him becauseit's actually there.

SPEAKER_10 (19:28):
What if everybody gaslights him except for one
person?

SPEAKER_02 (19:32):
It's like the last duck, you'll never know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Speaking of speaking ofgaslighting, Zeno.
Did you get Cade baptized?

SPEAKER_12 (19:48):
No.
Do you want to do that?
What's funny is like Boostedcame in here one time after that
and was just like Do you want totell that?
Do you want to tell the wholestory?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
So this this actually stemmedfrom Krista.
It wasn't even my idea.
Um, she sent me a TikTok wherepeople like call their friends

(20:10):
and are like, hey, I'm gonna getthe cat baptized.
Like, are you gonna be there?
Because like you're thegodparent and stuff, and just
super gaslight him into doingit.
And uh Murky right away waslike, Fuck you guys, I'm not
fucking falling for you.
You're not gaslighting me.
And I was like, Murky, no, likeChris's parents are very
Catholic, and it's veryimportant that Chris's mom, so

(20:32):
we're doing it for Chris's mombecause she's gonna be moving
in, and her mom won't like allowit unless she we baptized the
cat and everybody in thehousehold.
And like literally everybodyelse was like, Yeah, I guess,
whatever.
It's kind of weird, but Merkywas like full on, no, not

(20:53):
fucking doing it.
This is fucking bullshit.
You're fucking trying to trickme.
He was not having it.
Big brains.

SPEAKER_02 (21:01):
It was pretty funny.
I mean, it was funny at onepoint.
I was like, see, like, if thisis real, this is like what
gaslighting your friends getsyou.
We've gaslit Murky one too manytimes that he won't believe
something that might beborderline dumb, but maybe true.
Yeah, I wasn't entirelyconvinced, but I was just like,
yeah, fuck it, I'll go.

SPEAKER_08 (21:21):
I was entirely not like you were you were you won't
be one direction or the other,but I was really not believing
it the whole time you likemurky's never gonna believe you.
You gaslet him too many times.
I go, yeah, you fucking have andit was done.

SPEAKER_07 (21:37):
At least you didn't react like my mom did, dude.

SPEAKER_02 (21:41):
Dude, your mom fucking switch call his mom, and
she just goes, What the fuck?
Yeah, I think so.
Broke switch out of characterimmediately.
Immediately, dude.
He was gonna try to keep itgoing for a little bit, and he
couldn't.
Oh, and then you called Lena,and we had that we had that

(22:04):
recorded actually.
Fucking Lena.
You go, she goes, Well, how arethey gonna do it?
And switch goes, you know thoseuh those dunk tanks?

SPEAKER_12 (22:16):
He's like, Yeah, so like you obviously the cat's not
gonna be excited about it, sothey're just gonna like hit the
lever and fucking dunk him in itreal quick.

SPEAKER_02 (22:25):
That's so mean.

SPEAKER_08 (22:28):
Oh shit.
Zeno had a more believable onewhere he's like, they basically
like Simba him, like they take alittle bit of the water and just
like go on his head.

SPEAKER_12 (22:37):
Yeah, just like splash a little water because
that was the first thing.
Like everybody's like, nofucking way, you're gonna dunk a
cat underwater.
And I was like, no, don't bestupid.
I didn't even question thatpart.
I didn't even question thatpart.

SPEAKER_08 (22:49):
Zeno started attacking people who even
questioned it.

SPEAKER_02 (22:52):
I didn't even I didn't even question that part.
I just went, alright, I'll bethere.

SPEAKER_07 (22:56):
And I know I'm backpedaling the subject a
little bit, but you're tellingme that's where it is, and they
have it.
What?
He sent us where the poop is.

SPEAKER_02 (23:05):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he sent he sent the poop.
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, did he send it in in thetext?
Oh my god.
How the fuck did you not seethat?

SPEAKER_12 (23:16):
I've hit it in his boots so many times before.

SPEAKER_02 (23:20):
It's fucking wild.

SPEAKER_08 (23:21):
I'm glad you guys don't make your living acting.
You're not real good at it.

SPEAKER_07 (23:26):
Whatever you say, whatever you say.

SPEAKER_02 (23:32):
No, I won't.
You better fucking check yourmattress.

SPEAKER_12 (23:40):
It's the last time you cleaned out your truck,
David.

SPEAKER_03 (23:46):
He said.

SPEAKER_08 (23:52):
Oh my god.
Well, since no one gives a fuckabout that.
Um I have fishable ice nowbehind the house.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (24:02):
Yeah, you moved.
We we kind of glazed over thatfact too on your first story.
Murky moved out of his out ofhis apartment that 100% still
has a piece of poop in it.
Um poop apartment.
Poop apartment.

SPEAKER_08 (24:16):
Actually, no, the it would not have a channel off a
lake behind my behind the housefor a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 (24:21):
It would have it would have moved with him, the
poop, based on where I was toldwhere it was put.
Correct.

unknown (24:28):
What?

SPEAKER_02 (24:32):
I don't think it would.
I don't think it does.
I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_12 (24:36):
But you're having a New Year's party, right?
You can fucking New Year's mydick.

SPEAKER_02 (24:42):
What?
Oh my god, I can fucking come toparties with you guys now and
shit.
Yeah.
You can have a New Year's partyat my place too, if you wanted.
It's up to you.

SPEAKER_12 (24:53):
Double party.

SPEAKER_02 (24:54):
Double party.
We come over to my place, getdrunk, then murky shuttles us to
his place.

SPEAKER_04 (25:00):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (25:01):
I thought about saying then we all drive to
Murky's, but I was like, that'sprobably not gonna go well.
We would never do that.

SPEAKER_08 (25:10):
Yes, he is.
He was sober.
I don't know how he fucking doesit.
Like you just don't drinkalcohol.

SPEAKER_02 (25:19):
Lots of chocolate.
Did you say lots of chocolate?

SPEAKER_08 (25:23):
You do get ice cream and chocolate and shit all the
time.
That's fair.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (25:28):
Bro, I took my shopping, or not my shop, my car
into the shop today.
Um, after Xeno had told me thatit needs new uh new struts.
Uh and they showed me what theproblem was, it was actually my
shocks, and they had blown out,and then the compressor also
broke because it was trying topump up nothing.
Because the shock blew out.
And then my front shocks arealso, you know that like fucking

(25:50):
when you look at somethingthat's like rusting and it's
like peeling away like layers,you know that?
Yeah, that's what my frontshocks look like.
So then I had to get my fuckingnew tires as well, and my
battery's bad.
That one I kind of knew.

SPEAKER_07 (26:08):
At this point, just drive it off a cliff.
No jump out before.

SPEAKER_02 (26:11):
No, it's no, no, stay in.
I'm gonna drive it into the lakebehind Murky's house.

SPEAKER_06 (26:18):
Shoot those things?

SPEAKER_02 (26:20):
No, you're supposed to shoot me.
So E, what are you playing?

SPEAKER_10 (26:30):
Uh it it's a game called Demon Skull.
It's inspired by like PS1 horrorgames and Persona 2.

SPEAKER_02 (26:36):
Is that what you were playing on stream today?

SPEAKER_10 (26:38):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (26:39):
I was lurking for a little bit.

SPEAKER_12 (26:40):
I was in I was working, so I couldn't I yeah, I
was also working, and I thoughtI saw like a stream notification
for it.
Yep.
And I was like, that's weird.
And then I just went back towork and I forgot about it.

SPEAKER_02 (26:53):
I almost did that.
Who the f is spamming needhealing?
Get the fuck out of here, Jeff.
And I need healing.
Alright, you can fuck you canfucking go off a cliff.

SPEAKER_09 (27:08):
Heal him.
God, I wish.

SPEAKER_02 (27:11):
Heal the raccoon.
Heal him.
Yeah, you could come playfucking Rocket Raccoon, your
your cousin.

SPEAKER_08 (27:18):
Do you think Ronald Rocky would be a related big?

SPEAKER_10 (27:24):
No, I mean Rocket Raccoon his own domestic
property, and I'm not gonna fanfiction myself into that.

SPEAKER_02 (27:34):
You can.
Nothing's stopping you.

SPEAKER_10 (27:37):
Yeah, but I don't want it to become another Trevor
the Hedgehog situation.

SPEAKER_02 (27:41):
What?

SPEAKER_10 (27:43):
Yeah, I know Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02 (27:45):
I don't.

SPEAKER_10 (27:48):
Oh, come on, everybody knows Trevor the
Hedgehog.
You have three versions of thecase.
Just because you keep saying thefucking name.

SPEAKER_02 (27:52):
Yeah, you can't say you can't say stuff with
confidence and it'd be true.
Come on, you know.

SPEAKER_10 (27:58):
No, I've everybody in here has encountered Trevor
the Hedgehog.
There's no if, ands, or butsabout it who the fuck is Trevor
the Hedgehog?
Who the fuck is Trevor theHedgehog?
I'm searching this bitch up.
You know, Christian Avenger,Treasure Trevor the Hedgehog.
Who?
He's in the new Sonic Racinggame.
Shut the fuck up.
Who the fuck are we talkingabout?
He's a green hedgehog.

(28:19):
He looks like Sonic, Trevor theHedgehog.

SPEAKER_02 (28:21):
I've never seen this.
He just keeps saying the name.
I've never seen this.
It's Trevor.
It's Trevor the Hedgehog, guys.

SPEAKER_10 (28:28):
Like, I I don't understand what you guys aren't
getting.
It's Trevor the Hedgehog.
I'm gonna fight the word in mymouth.
Look, I've got to be honest.
Like if he doesn't see you atchurch on Sunday, he assumes
you're an atheist.
So the only person he gives ashit about would be Mat Man.
What?
Say that again.
Yeah, he he if you don't go tochurch on Sunday, he assumes

(28:50):
you're an atheist.
So the only person he would careout of all of us is Mat Man.

SPEAKER_12 (28:54):
Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_10 (28:55):
Yeah, Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_03 (28:59):
I think you know somebody.

SPEAKER_10 (29:06):
The awkward silence of you guys just like it's a
good thing.

SPEAKER_08 (29:08):
I'm trying to wrap my brain around it and I just I
don't I don't get it.

SPEAKER_02 (29:12):
I even I just don't understand.
I even searched it up and I'mstill more confused.

SPEAKER_10 (29:19):
Okay, so what did you find?

SPEAKER_02 (29:20):
It's just a green and purple hedgehog.

SPEAKER_10 (29:23):
Yeah, Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02 (29:24):
Yeah, but you're saying it like, yeah, you found
it.
And very clearly it's not.

SPEAKER_08 (29:31):
I'm trying to think of a green hedgehog in a Sonic
the Hedgehog game I've everplayed, and I don't clear it.

SPEAKER_12 (29:37):
Sonic does have a uh brother that is green.

SPEAKER_10 (29:42):
Oh, he he does, but that one's non-canon.
Yeah, see, Coco dropped in theADHD after Dark Losers chat.
That's Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_08 (29:53):
I obviously haven't played enough Sonic yet.
It's it's not in the Sonicgames, is he?

SPEAKER_10 (29:59):
I mean, here's a picture of him in uh Sonic
Adventure 2.

SPEAKER_02 (30:06):
I never played that game.

SPEAKER_10 (30:09):
And here's Super Trevor.
Is this like green there?
Yeah, because he's super Sonicdoesn't stay blue when he
becomes super, does he?
No, he becomes fucking gold.

SPEAKER_08 (30:23):
He's a super saiyan.

SPEAKER_10 (30:24):
I mean, egg man killed Trevor's dad.
See, I remember, I remember noneof y'all remember that.
I remember remember to know itto remember it.
So egg man killed Trevor's dad,and then he turned Trevor's dad
into a robot, and then he killedTrevor's dad again just to make

(30:48):
a point to Trevor.

SPEAKER_02 (30:50):
What the fuck?

SPEAKER_10 (30:51):
Drive at home Trevor the Hedgehog, okay.
Yeah, Trevor the Hedgehog.
Shut the fuck up.
I mean, do you not remember inBattle Adventure 2 where he
burns down the echidna tribe?
It's the like second GameCubegame, man.
It's where Shadow came out.

SPEAKER_02 (31:12):
I played I played the first Sonic game, and I got
so stressed at the underwaterportions that I never played
another Sonic game.

SPEAKER_12 (31:19):
That's fair.
I had a professor one time thathe was just playing like
soothing like water level musicand stuff like that, like from
Donkey Kong and stuff.
So he said he just reallyenjoyed it.
And he goes, you know how youstress somebody out from my
generation and he startedplaying the Sonic Drowning song.

(31:42):
Like, why would you do this?
And he's like, ah, somebody's myage.

SPEAKER_02 (31:49):
Dude, that fucking Echo the Dolphin.

SPEAKER_09 (31:52):
Oh god, I love Echo the Dolphin.

SPEAKER_08 (31:56):
He wanted to call them cherubs, but I don't think
that's right.
But which Sonic game was that?
I want to say it was on theGameCube.
Oh, the Chows?
The Chow's.
Thank you.

SPEAKER_10 (32:04):
The Chow's, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (32:05):
That that was uh race ball and have eggs and
fucking drugs.
Sonic Adventure?

SPEAKER_10 (32:11):
I I think it was both adventure games at like
their own chow gardens.

SPEAKER_08 (32:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 (32:17):
I remember a buddy having a dreamcast and it had
the little thing in the centerthat you interact with with the
chows on.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh no, oh no.

SPEAKER_02 (32:27):
Sounds like somebody's dying in their game.

SPEAKER_10 (32:29):
Did any of y'all use Trevor to like turn any of your
chows green?
Brother.
Brother in Christ.
We don't know Trevoris.
He is the Christian Avenger.
So obviously Xeno has, if he'scalling me his brother in
Christ, he knows Trevor theHedgehog.
I don't think that's how thatworks.

(32:50):
It's absolutely how it works,because he's referencing Trevor.

SPEAKER_02 (32:54):
Jesus fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_10 (32:59):
How is that so hard to understand?
Like Xeno obviously knows hejust doesn't remember the
character, but he's referencingTrevor.
I'm driving to your house rightnow.
Joke's on you.
I don't live in a house.
Son of a bitch.
Please.

SPEAKER_02 (33:13):
Hang on, I'm pretty sure that's a technicality.
That thing, that thing that youlive in looks like a house.

SPEAKER_10 (33:18):
It used to be a barn.

SPEAKER_02 (33:19):
Oh.

SPEAKER_10 (33:21):
It do be true.

SPEAKER_02 (33:22):
Oh, did somebody pick Gambit?
I wasn't even paying attention.

SPEAKER_07 (33:26):
Yeah, they lock him literally as you click on him.

SPEAKER_02 (33:30):
I was too busy fucking trying to still wrap my
head around Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_10 (33:34):
Like, how are you having a hard time understanding
Trevor the Hedgehog?

SPEAKER_02 (33:40):
I'm having a hard time understanding that
everybody fucking knows him.

SPEAKER_10 (33:45):
Yeah, like anybody who's played Sonic knows him.
Zeno just forgot.
But he's referencing him.
By saying brother and Christ?
Yes.
Because he burned down theEchidna tribe church in game
because they worshipped a falsegod.
And he didn't feel any remorsefor the earth.

SPEAKER_02 (34:05):
But I don't think the phrase brother and Christ is
specifically.

SPEAKER_10 (34:08):
That's what he calls everybody, though.

SPEAKER_12 (34:12):
I vaguely remember somebody burning down the
equity.
I'm gonna burn down your fuckinghouse.

SPEAKER_10 (34:19):
So Trevor the Hedgehog, that's all I'm saying.
I really don't understand howyou're not understanding those,
Coco.
It's how you're making it soundlike everybody knows him.

SPEAKER_07 (34:33):
Because everybody should know Trevor the Hedgehog
man.
Jordan does, those are two verydifferent things.

SPEAKER_02 (34:41):
Um we talked about that for so long, I forgot about
everything else we talked about.

SPEAKER_12 (34:48):
That's kind of what this podcast is about, though.

SPEAKER_02 (34:50):
Yeah, it's the ADHD.
Beat the fuck out of them.
The poor man.

SPEAKER_12 (34:59):
I have no idea what we're doing.
Oh my god! Uh you need to blowup the box.

SPEAKER_02 (35:04):
I'm gonna blow up your box.
I'm gonna be hungry, but I don'tknow what I want.

SPEAKER_12 (35:15):
You know who we should have on the podcast at
some point.
What you know who we should haveon the podcast at some point?
Who?
What?
Cole.

SPEAKER_02 (35:23):
Hell yeah.
Agreed.
Somebody call him up right now.
I don't have his phone number.
Hey Cole, you want to be on thepodcast?
I don't know if you even listento this.
I don't think he does.
I don't think he does.
Probably for for good.

SPEAKER_10 (35:36):
It wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't even know what
this is.

SPEAKER_07 (35:40):
I tricked him into drinking tequila.
And it was very funny.

SPEAKER_10 (35:43):
That was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_12 (35:45):
Yes.

SPEAKER_07 (35:45):
When?
At your house?
Uh the night before the wedding?
Or was it setting one?

SPEAKER_12 (35:52):
It was after.
Because he was like, it was thenight of the wedding.
It was when we went back toCoco's house.
He said he needed some water.
Switch just goes, Yeah, here,you can have some of mine.
Oh my god.
And he dressed a fucking cup oftequila.
Yeah.
Well, he took a sip, and then hewas like, That's not fucking
water.

(36:12):
And then like before he left, hewas like, Don't drink switches'
water, it's not fucking water.

SPEAKER_01 (36:22):
I don't antenna, but I don't see the boxes.

SPEAKER_02 (36:25):
I wish I knew how many fucking ducks that you guys
bought.
Hey, they're poopy.

SPEAKER_01 (36:31):
I wish I did too, but we don't speak.
We just grabbed handfuls and didnot count.
Yeah, there should be speaker.
What's up?

SPEAKER_10 (36:39):
Oh, did you call Cole?
Yeah, I'm calling Cole.

SPEAKER_12 (36:42):
Hell yeah.
Let's go.

SPEAKER_10 (36:44):
Yeah, uh, so we're currently in the Matman Discord,
and the boys want to talk to youspecifically, but they didn't
know how to ask, so I'm justgonna boss to the wall, be like,
hey man, you want to be in theuh the voice chat right now?

SPEAKER_02 (36:55):
Not what happened.
You need to tell them we'rerecording a podcaster, it's
illegal.

SPEAKER_10 (37:00):
Yeah, yeah, just topping the the voice chat.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Uh more or less, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (37:07):
What do you think?

SPEAKER_10 (37:10):
Specifically were like, man, I wish Cole were in
here, and I'm like, you knowwhat?
Fuck it.
We're gonna get him in here.
Who was the one that said it?
Oh, here it is.
Was me okay, it was you, okay.
Just random shit.
But we brought up the weddingand we're talking about stories
that involved you, and Coco waslike, man, we need to get him in
here.

SPEAKER_02 (37:32):
Alright.
Did he say no?

SPEAKER_10 (37:36):
Oh, we always talk about you.

SPEAKER_02 (37:44):
Well, that was real unfortunate.

SPEAKER_03 (37:48):
I think he's still on the phone.

SPEAKER_10 (37:51):
Okay.
I think most of us should stillbe on.

SPEAKER_02 (37:56):
How long are we gonna drag the podcast out now?
How long have we been recording?

SPEAKER_10 (38:01):
Um, 38 minutes.

SPEAKER_12 (38:06):
Well, not really.

SPEAKER_10 (38:11):
Um talk to you later, boo boo.

SPEAKER_02 (38:14):
Time to get off myself.
Talk to y'all ladies.
Oh, see ya PG.
PPG, PBG, special guest.
Bye, PBG.
PPG's PPG's first appearanismpodcast.

SPEAKER_01 (38:23):
Oh, everybody.

SPEAKER_02 (38:27):
Goodbye, PPG.
Goodbye, PPG.
So wait, what did Cole say?
I couldn't really hear all that.
Did you even hear me when I saidyou have to let him know we're
recording a podcast before hecomes in or it's illegal?

SPEAKER_10 (38:48):
Oh, I did, but I ignored you, as per usual.

SPEAKER_02 (38:50):
Okay.
Did you not hear the or it'sillegal part?

SPEAKER_10 (38:54):
Uh I did, and again, I chose to ignore it, which is
the legal team.
We got a legal team for that.
I'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_02 (39:00):
We do not have a legal team.

SPEAKER_12 (39:02):
Yeah, we got murky.
It's Satan.
It's me.
I did not actually go to lawschool.
Yeah, murky, do the legal thing.

SPEAKER_08 (39:11):
Objection.
Yeah, see, he's got a good idea.
Inadequate evidence.
Yes.
See?
Big words.
Perjury.
Insufficient something.
Uh, we'll work on that one.

SPEAKER_07 (39:27):
Okay.
Um, but Penta.
Oh, wait, that's medicine.

SPEAKER_09 (39:32):
Trimfiah.
I think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_12 (39:35):
Sounds like medicine.

SPEAKER_09 (39:36):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 (39:37):
Because it is.
Unlike Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02 (39:41):
Shut the fuck up.
I'm gonna get so many fuckingTrevor the Hedgehog things now
for the next five weeks that E'sjust gonna sit.
You're no, you're gonna sendthem to me.
Cause I know how you work.
I'm gonna just be working andI'm gonna get a random text
here.
I'm just gonna like Nature takeits course.

(40:01):
Nope, you're fucking stupid ifyou think that's how it's gonna
happen.
Fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_10 (40:05):
I am fucking stupid.
However, I'm not gonna send youa single Trevor thing.
On my word right now, on Xeno'slife, I will not send you any
Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02 (40:14):
If you send me a single Trevor the Hedgehog thing
in the next two months, youfucking owe me five bucks.
Alright, you know what?
Deal.
I'm gonna forget that we madethis bet entirely.
And then you're gonna be a goodthing.

SPEAKER_08 (40:24):
He put on Xeno's life.
Xeno has to die if he does.

SPEAKER_02 (40:27):
Well, Xeno already fucking killed paid, so.
Oh, do you want to explain whatso how did what happened?
What happened with that?

SPEAKER_12 (40:34):
How did how did this happen?
What had happened was from thevery beginning for our
listeners, you know.
We're doing a soul link.
Uh E, uh, another coworker andmyself.
And uh, you know, you got uh ina soul link.
If one of your Pokemon die, thesame corresponding Pokemon that

(40:55):
was caught in the same route asyour teammates also dies.
So uh we've been doing this onlunch break.
Um he was off work todayhandling personal business, and
um I was playing by myself inthe lunchroom with uh other
coworker who forgot his switch,and I was like, I'm just gonna

(41:16):
grind some levels today becauseI'm kind of behind on levels
compared to you guys, so I'lljust do that.
And I have Mac the C Dot, all ofmy Pokemon nicknamed after nuts,
by the way.
So I have Mac the C Dot, I haveuh Tyrogue named Wall, um,
because Macadania nut walnut.
Um I have a so they're nuts, butwithout the nut part.

(41:39):
Correct.
Okay, so uh then I've got thesheep, I can't remember his
name, Wolo.

SPEAKER_10 (41:45):
Wulu, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 (41:46):
Um his name is P.
Um, and I've got GrookeyPistache.

SPEAKER_02 (41:53):
Um why not pistachio?

SPEAKER_12 (41:57):
I just I thought pistache was a cool name.

SPEAKER_02 (41:59):
Okay.

SPEAKER_12 (42:01):
So pistache.
Um and I I was doing somegrinding, getting the levels,
right?
And um I had Grookey out front,level 14, and I find a uh what's
his name?
Um, which is a fighting type,you know.

(42:23):
Uh I believe normal fighting.
And I was like, these bitchesgive a lot of XP.
I'm a fucking, I'm gonna getthis bitch, right?
And uh Grookey started gettingmessed up a little bit, so I was
like, alright, I'm gonna pullGrookie out.
Mac has over half HP, should befine.
I'm gonna throw him in so I canuse a potion on Grookey real

(42:45):
quick, and then throw Gookieback in.
Finish this off.
I throw Mac in, Mac gets hitwith a payback immediately, one
shot kills him.
So, in tandem, that means Cadethe Yamper also dies, and Carp
Carp the Magikarp also perished.

SPEAKER_02 (43:10):
So that's very well.

SPEAKER_10 (43:12):
My Pokemon are Xeno themed.
So my uh Sabble is actuallynamed after Xeno's real name.
Then we have Mr.
D the Pity.
Or you know, wait, did you sayMr.

SPEAKER_02 (43:29):
Deep Pity?

SPEAKER_10 (43:30):
No, Mr.
D.

SPEAKER_02 (43:32):
I was very confused how that was related to Xeno.

SPEAKER_10 (43:36):
Uh then we had Cade the Yamper.
I can't believe you killed Kade.
And now we have Tommy Oliver thePanjam.
I thought you liked Cade Zeno.
I do.

SPEAKER_12 (43:46):
I thought he did too, but apparently not.
Who's really the villain here?
Because he named Yamper Cade.
Yamper is a dog.
Mortal enemy of Cade.

SPEAKER_10 (43:57):
All that in the hopes maybe you, of all people,
might be careful in yourplaythrough.
What generation are you playing?

SPEAKER_12 (44:04):
I was careful.
Scarline pilot.

SPEAKER_02 (44:07):
Oh, well, you could have asked.

SPEAKER_07 (44:10):
Caught something that uh when you said that uh
your Pokemon were named afterXeno, I thought you were gonna
have like Big Dickinson.

SPEAKER_10 (44:22):
You know, it's still early in the playthrough at the
moment.

SPEAKER_12 (44:27):
Matman gave me an excellent name for the next
Pokemon that I catch that's nutrelated.
Yeah.
Uh it's gonna be D's.

SPEAKER_02 (44:38):
D's nut.

SPEAKER_12 (44:40):
Yeah.
Pretty excited to uh nameanother Pokemon.

SPEAKER_02 (44:45):
Fucking E's gonna kill that one immediately.

SPEAKER_12 (44:47):
I uh ran into a level 26 Onyx uh during my lunch
break today and immediately ranfrom it.
So what happens if you gottrapped?

SPEAKER_07 (44:57):
What'd you say, Switch?

SPEAKER_12 (44:58):
I would have cried.

SPEAKER_07 (45:00):
Oh, I said he ran because it looked, it was like
he's looking in the mirror.

SPEAKER_02 (45:04):
The fucking big bulgy fucking.
Yeah.
Oh dude, I farted, it smellsawful.

SPEAKER_12 (45:14):
Dude, I farted earlier and it smelled awful.
I don't have that problem, but Idid take a massive.

SPEAKER_02 (45:20):
When did we make this bet?

SPEAKER_12 (45:21):
I also took a massive.

SPEAKER_02 (45:23):
We made this bet before you sent everything in
the ADHD after dark chat, right?
It was actually Capture.
That's what I that that's oh wethat's what I was asking.

SPEAKER_10 (45:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We we made the bet after.
Okay.
Uh plus the last three imagesare not Trevor.

SPEAKER_02 (45:37):
What the fuck you mean?

SPEAKER_10 (45:40):
Yeah, that's not Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02 (45:42):
I fucking hate it.

SPEAKER_10 (45:46):
Uh gosh, I'm trying to remember.
Look at our blade name.
D1E.
Yeah, that's Sonic's twinbrother, Manic.
But all three of them Sonic'ssister, Sonic himself, and Manic
are all voiced by Jaleel White.

SPEAKER_02 (46:06):
I'm gonna be honest, I just learned that Sonic has a
sister and a brother.
That's a lie, they're all justdifferent colors.
Fuck you, Coco.
Fuck you, fuck you, bitch.

SPEAKER_10 (46:20):
But now, like, I feel like I can't even mention
the particular green hedgehogwithout Coco being like, oh,
I'll no me five bucks.

SPEAKER_02 (46:30):
I said send me a fucking like message.
I did say that, so you canfucking talk about him.

SPEAKER_10 (46:36):
So so I can discuss Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02 (46:39):
If I get a DM or text message or anything that's
related to that, I'm callingyour ass on it.

SPEAKER_12 (46:46):
Trevor the Hedgehog is a hundred percent a fan-made
character.

SPEAKER_10 (46:57):
What do you mean?
He's Canon.
What do you mean?

SPEAKER_09 (47:00):
Fuck up.

SPEAKER_10 (47:03):
He has his own wiki article.
What do you mean?
Trevor the Hedgehog's real.
Yep.
You're so right.

SPEAKER_02 (47:12):
Dude, when Xeno does that, that's worse than him
fucking disagreeing with you.
When he's just like, yep,alright, you're right.
Oh god.
How much time do we got left?
Oh, we actually started thisright at seven.
Yeah.
Nice.
I'm hungry, boys.
I think I thought you were Xeno.

(47:34):
Nice.
Gaz is gonna bring us home orchicken nuggies.
No.
He should.

SPEAKER_10 (47:39):
Ooh.
One against one.
So you're going to tell me,Zeno, that is a doctored image.

SPEAKER_02 (47:46):
That is after dark chat to see if you sent it
there.
Nope.

SPEAKER_10 (47:51):
Nope.
Nope.
It's specifically sent to Xeno.
It's a Spider-Man back here.
What was your question?
You're telling me that this is adoctored image.
Uh that would be correct, yes.
You're telling me that this isnot official art from Sega.

SPEAKER_02 (48:12):
Pull open the game and get to the part where he's
at.

SPEAKER_12 (48:14):
Uh that would be correct, yes.

SPEAKER_02 (48:17):
Oh my fucking compensate.

SPEAKER_10 (48:25):
I don't know what you're talking about, Zeno.
You're just dead wrong.
There's no way around him.

SPEAKER_08 (48:30):
No fucking way, Coco.
Really?
Did you see that shit?
Are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_12 (48:39):
What happened?

SPEAKER_08 (48:40):
Nothing.
He's a fucking he's Jeff theLandshark.
He pulls out a briefcase andputs on a suit, and people stop
attacking.
They won't attack Jeff when he'son his little when he's in his
little professional outfit.

SPEAKER_12 (48:54):
That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 (48:55):
Oh man, it was so good.

SPEAKER_12 (48:59):
That is literally the person that created fucking
Trevor the Hedgehog.
Send me a YouTube video of theYouTube creator.

SPEAKER_02 (49:13):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Is this character in a game?
No.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Zeno, Xeno, I'm digging you ahole here.
You can send me a video of youplaying this game.
Like.
Actually, no.
I have to be in the voice chatwhen you're playing it.
Load up the level, get to thepoint where he's at in the game,

(49:33):
and then I'll believe you.
No mods.

SPEAKER_01 (49:38):
No mods.

SPEAKER_02 (49:40):
And if it's on a game cube, I will give you
anilla.
And if it's on a game cube oranything, I can supply you the
parts to be able to play on anoriginal GameCube because I do
not want to see it on anemulator.
And then Coco will give you$20.
Yeah, I will give you$20 and theother bet's off.
So what am I gonna do?

SPEAKER_12 (50:04):
He's gonna figure out how to do it.

SPEAKER_10 (50:07):
Because I mean, right now, the only thing he's
really accessible on right nowis the new Sonic Racing game.
Which I'm currently sendingXeno.

SPEAKER_02 (50:18):
The new Sonic Racing game on what system?

SPEAKER_10 (50:22):
On every system that's out right now, I believe.

SPEAKER_02 (50:26):
So you're telling me that.

SPEAKER_10 (50:27):
I know it's on Twitch 2 and PC, I think.
I don't I I assume it's on PS5and Xbox.

SPEAKER_02 (50:35):
You're telling me this game's on on the Steam.

SPEAKER_10 (50:38):
It I believe it is.

SPEAKER_02 (50:40):
Do you have do you have it loaded?
I don't own the game now.
How much is this fucking game?
Like 50 bucks.
If I buy this for you, it'sfucking counting as the bet
money.
I'm paying you an additional$20on top of that.
I'll wait for it to go on sale.
He's about to get fucking SonicRacer.

(51:02):
No, he's not because I had tospend$5,200 on my car.

SPEAKER_12 (51:06):
Yeah, that's that's pretty fucked up.

SPEAKER_05 (51:08):
Long time.
I am absolutely ready.
Show me your naked body.

SPEAKER_02 (51:15):
Fucking remember when Barkie forgot I was
streaming and he fucking saidthat, and I was like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_12 (51:23):
Also, anybody else want to vote on the DoorDash?
Yay, nay.
Oh yeah, sorry.
Uh noodles and company.
Oh that's a good one.

SPEAKER_07 (51:31):
Oh, that is a really good one.
But fuck that.

SPEAKER_11 (51:36):
Really?
Yeah.
Oh.

SPEAKER_07 (51:39):
You just doxxed yourself, brother.

SPEAKER_11 (51:41):
No, I don't live there.
I just said that they closed it.
You're not?

SPEAKER_07 (51:46):
No.
Oh.
He's close.
Oh, I forgot you moved.
I didn't move.

unknown (51:53):
Oh.

SPEAKER_07 (51:54):
You're just dumb.
Fuck you.
You can't even read the letteras PC, bitch.
Big dumb bitch.
You what?
Fucking ugly bitch.

SPEAKER_02 (52:01):
Bro, I can't believe Xeno said what he said.
Ooh, Murky said panda.

SPEAKER_07 (52:07):
Alright, I got one more.

SPEAKER_02 (52:11):
Yeah, where did he say panda?

SPEAKER_12 (52:13):
He texted it to me.

SPEAKER_02 (52:14):
Ah, so it sounds like it's it's two against one.
So you're getting DoorDash.
Have fun spending money, bitch.

SPEAKER_11 (52:22):
You could go drive and get it.

SPEAKER_12 (52:24):
No, why in the fuck would I do that?
He's lazy as shit.
He ain't gonna do that.
What the fuck are you talkingabout?

SPEAKER_02 (52:30):
Remember when you used to cook out all of your
meals and stuff like that?
And you're like, man, this feelsgreat.
You're slowly dipping.
You're slowly dipping back intoit.

SPEAKER_12 (52:37):
Every now and then, I'm like, I don't feel like
cooking anything.

SPEAKER_07 (52:41):
Yeah, but it's been a little more than every now and
then.
It's been a little bit of moretime.

SPEAKER_12 (52:45):
When's the last time?
The last time I was in VC.
Yeah.
I'm gonna look at my creditcards and tell you when it was.

SPEAKER_02 (52:56):
He's gonna say it was the last time we were in VC.
Yeah.
I need to know this now.
This is crucial information.
Oh, you're sending me DickPixie?
Nice.

SPEAKER_07 (53:11):
What happened in reality, Coco, is he made dinner
one time and he was like, wow,this feels really good.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (53:19):
That sounds like a problem.

SPEAKER_09 (53:21):
I do have a confession to make.
It is not a trip of the hedgehogrelated, though.

SPEAKER_02 (53:25):
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you love me?
Do you secretly want to have mybabies?

SPEAKER_10 (53:28):
Uh you remember when you were like, hey E, since I
guess who your like number onemost listened to band is, you
have to like where are my feetpicks?
Yeah, those weren't real feetpicks, those weren't yours.
My feet picks.

SPEAKER_02 (53:42):
Yeah, who'd you send me?

SPEAKER_10 (53:43):
Those switches.

SPEAKER_02 (53:44):
Okay.

SPEAKER_07 (53:45):
Yeah, yeah.
I got some white feet, so theypass for it.

SPEAKER_08 (53:49):
The last time they weren't hairy enough, so you
know it wasn't funny.

SPEAKER_12 (53:55):
Last time I ordered DoorDash for myself was November
14th.
No, no, no.
It was for yourself.
Metro Diner.

SPEAKER_02 (54:00):
For yourself.
When was the last time youordered DoorDash?
Metro Diner.

SPEAKER_12 (54:06):
Friday.

SPEAKER_02 (54:06):
I got pizza for everybody that was over at my
house.
Okay, well, that's fair.
You probably could have justalso just fucking ordered it
from the pizza place.
From the pizza place, yeah.
It probably would have been.

SPEAKER_12 (54:16):
It was Hall's Kitchen, so they don't deliver.
So I order it through DoorDashto get the delivery.

SPEAKER_11 (54:23):
Fair enough.

unknown (54:24):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 (54:25):
Are you ready?

SPEAKER_08 (54:26):
No.

SPEAKER_02 (54:27):
If I'm ready.

SPEAKER_08 (54:28):
Oh, you let him fucking die, Coco.
What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 (54:31):
That was his fault.
He's fucking he's fucking dumb.
I'm surprised Murphy's not inhere playing.

SPEAKER_00 (54:40):
I'm about to fucking bust a nut.
Smash some dinner for done.

SPEAKER_02 (54:44):
We have it for dinner.
You should get a panda.

SPEAKER_08 (54:49):
No, it's pecan maple syrup pork chops.
Oh.
I did not know that that's wherethat was like uh uh one of those
HelloFresh meals.
No, no, this is all fucking handground.
You think murky does HelloFresh?
I could see Dustin doingHelloFresh.

SPEAKER_12 (55:10):
Yeah, I used to as well.
That was very nice.

SPEAKER_08 (55:13):
We've had it before, and yeah, it's fucking soup.

SPEAKER_12 (55:16):
How in the hell did you figure out you could do
that?

SPEAKER_00 (55:19):
Um she found recipe.
That makes sense.
Totally makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 (55:26):
I'm about to make this Bucky regret his decisions.
Oh nope, he found a health pack.
There's a bucky behind you guys,by the way.

SPEAKER_08 (55:34):
Hey, heads up.

SPEAKER_02 (55:50):
Oh boy.

SPEAKER_08 (55:54):
Oh my flour.

SPEAKER_02 (55:56):
Well, I guess this this game is gonna be the last
one that uh once once I'm donewith this game, the podcast is
over.
I guess.
That's kind of how we're gonnarun it.
Um that sounds delicious.
I kind of want some.

SPEAKER_08 (56:08):
That was a solid hour.

SPEAKER_02 (56:09):
Oh, somebody's on the point.

SPEAKER_10 (56:15):
Awkward silence, awkward silence, awkward
silence.

SPEAKER_02 (56:18):
Nope.
I'm oh tell us more aboutTrevor.
Oh no! Your team ruined it.
It was gonna be a moment.
All this that was gonna kill me.
Uh yeah, there's there's gonnabe a little awkward silence here
at the silence here at the end.
I'm gonna have stuff to talkabout.
Have we got anything else thatyou want to fucking say?

SPEAKER_12 (56:38):
Um fucking you guys hear about the Baja Blast Pie at
Taco Bell?
Kevin the Hedgehog or something.

SPEAKER_10 (56:43):
I have heard that it's like a weird key lime pie,
but almost chemically a key limepie.
Like there's just something offabout it.

SPEAKER_02 (56:54):
I still want it so bad.
I feel like you would.
Has anybody had the McDonald'sor what was it McDonald's that
did like the pickle fries orsome shit like that?
I think it is.

SPEAKER_12 (57:04):
Uh, isn't it happening right now?

SPEAKER_02 (57:06):
Can you get Grinch socks or some shit?
I gotta McRib in the club.

SPEAKER_12 (57:10):
You gotta McRib today?
Yeah, I regret it.
I haven't been to McDonald's.

SPEAKER_02 (57:14):
Did you say you regret it?

SPEAKER_12 (57:16):
I don't know how it is.

SPEAKER_10 (57:18):
Sitting really heavy.
Genuinely don't remember thelast time I went out of my way
from McDonald's.

SPEAKER_08 (57:24):
Like you bite it in the meat and you know it's like
fucking just it's fake.

SPEAKER_12 (57:28):
It was made in a lab.

SPEAKER_08 (57:30):
The fucking lab grown rib.
Or it's everything that wasspilt on the ground and just
like scooped out.
There's no way it's not.

SPEAKER_10 (57:41):
I had a couple of buyers according to the Campbell
CEO, like their meat is 3Dprinted.
Yeah, that shit was that onlypoor people buy it.

SPEAKER_12 (57:52):
I mean, that was me.
I am poor people.
I haven't had Campbell soup in Idon't know how long either.

SPEAKER_02 (58:02):
Oh the CEO says shit, right?

SPEAKER_12 (58:06):
Yeah, like there's good reasons what I'm supposed
to be doing here.
I don't either.
Uh it says the disable thetowers and mirrors.
It's clearly right here.
But oh, you did something.
Or maybe I did something.

SPEAKER_02 (58:21):
Oh my god, that guy, you hurt his feelings, bro.
Oh no.
Uh oh, is that this?
This is fucking quick play,dude.
You're being an asshole now,Switch.

SPEAKER_07 (58:35):
Yeah.
I wasn't serious, though.
I was giving him shit.

SPEAKER_06 (58:40):
It wasn't doing damage earlier.

SPEAKER_02 (58:41):
There's an Angelo back here on my butthole.

SPEAKER_07 (58:43):
Um, looks like you gotta deal with that, huh?

SPEAKER_02 (58:46):
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it sounds likewe're kind of out of stuff to
do, so I don't know.
Anybody got any final wordsbefore I figure out how to hit
the stop?

SPEAKER_07 (58:54):
Yeah, there was one time where we went to the bar,
we were all going to the bar.
This was after Murky's wedding.
And uh we were waiting foreverybody to get there.
Oh, the gunshot! Yeah, thegunshot, and then also my
stomach, bro.
You tell it, you tell it betterthan I do.

(59:15):
Look at stories about me, and Ican't even tell them.

SPEAKER_02 (59:18):
Oh my god.
We're well, I mean, we're in themiddle of um uh what I would say
is a very probably dangerousarea for switch to be at, uh,
considering he's brown.

SPEAKER_08 (59:30):
Um Zeno's house.
Continue.

SPEAKER_12 (59:37):
Nah, that's not down the street from my house.
It's like it's like five minutesaway.

SPEAKER_02 (59:43):
And I was just like, ah, it'll be fine.
It's not gonna be that bad.
Well, before we open up thedoor, pretty sure we heard a
gunshot go off.
And I was like, That's possible.
We'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
We'll just we'll just wait heretill we see some people that we
know.
And Switch is like a coupleshots.

SPEAKER_12 (01:00:00):
Shots off in the backyard every few months, just
like you had to poop real bad,right?

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:05):
You're like, I gotta poop.
I gotta poop, I gotta poop.
But I was like, I was like,we'll wait for the sh we'll wait
for a little bit because uh Idon't want to go out there since
I just heard a shot, and I wasjust explaining that you'll
probably be safe.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:18):
Uh and then switch his stomach goes, and I'm like
and I'm like, maybe we should goin.

SPEAKER_12 (01:00:31):
Um I couldn't imagine having to take a shit at
that sketchy ass bar, too.

SPEAKER_07 (01:00:35):
Yeah, and then I couldn't find the fucking
bathroom.
I couldn't find the fuckingbathroom either.
It took me like five minutes tofind the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:41):
Oh my god.
That was pretty hilarious.
It was wild.

SPEAKER_10 (01:00:47):
Yeah.
He got all the AIDS.
Every single time.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:52):
Yeah, AIDS one, AIDS two, AIDS three.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 (01:00:55):
Oh, yeah.
There's different levels.
Like there's tiers, kind of likea subscription on Twitch.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:59):
Space AIDS, Space Aid is is the worst one that you
can get.
Space AIDS is pretty weird.

SPEAKER_08 (01:01:05):
Subscription on Twitter.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:07):
You can get a subscription to AIDS.
Very funny.
Alright, well, that's gonna be agoodbye, everybody! Hold on,
hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_10 (01:01:21):
I'm waiting.
Okay.
Yeah.
Trevor Burrus The Hedgehogdoesn't exist.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:24):
Oh, okay.
I kind of figured.

SPEAKER_10 (01:01:26):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:27):
Okay.
Goodbye, everybody.