January 30, 2025 • 60 mins
In this episode, we dive into the chaos of modern social media, from the recent TikTok outage to the outlandish case of a Welsh woman sending fart videos as revenge. We explore how these events reflect our reliance on digital platforms and the absurd lengths individuals go to in seeking revenge and validation online.
• Discussing the implications of the TikTok outage
• A deep dive into the bizarre story of the farting videos as revenge
• Exploring the petty behavior exhibited in social media culture
• Reflecting on the absurdity of modern digital interactions
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go, go.
Yeah, that's a great openingFor our Chinese listeners
Tiananmen Square.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Tiananmen Square.
Tiananmen Square.
Okay, now it's just theAmericans.
Hello, welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Wow, I can't believe you would say something like
that.
We weren't in China anyway, tobe fair.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There's no way we were.
I don't know.
Look up the list.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I think I remember the breakdown then.
There was nothing in china.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
There might have been one there might have been one
view, it was probably the censorbanning our fucking podcast, oh
shit.
So what happened since the lasttime we we talked Was the great
TikTok outage Was that the lasttwo weeks?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Did that happen in the last two?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
weeks.
The 19th, it happened on the19th and then it was only down
for like what?
12 hours.
It was a dark day.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean people went crazy, somebody.
Somebody was reportedly goingafter Congress because they
couldn't watch tick tock.
They got arrested for it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't remember the full story.
I tried to watch YouTube shorts.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It wasn't the same you can't speed it up and then I
just got so pissed off I justuninstalled all of my meta apps.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I started doing tours around the house and shit, it
was fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That sounds disgusting.
Why would you want to walk?
That is a problem in itself.
In all fairness, it came backwhen Zeno and I were playing
Power Rangers D&D.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Although you still can't download it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Somebody sent me a TikTok On iPhone.
You can, I don't know aboutAndroid.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I thought you couldn't download on them either
.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I only heard about Play Store refused to have it on
there.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, it's not on the Play Store.
I think it's also not on theApp Store.
You mean the Google Play Storerefused to have an have it on
there.
Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
it's not on the play store and I think it's also not
on the um, the app store youmean the google play store
refused to have an app on itthat, I'm afraid, is leaking
data, but they have more backdoors than anything else,
correct?
Yes, now they're.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's fucking wild to me the only reason why
they're not having it is becausethe law would make them liable.
They would be the liable onesback doors.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Did you guys hear about that Welsh woman who might
be going to jail for sendingher boyfriend's ex videos of her
farting?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
no, that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I hope you have the story available she's pleading
guilty to this because there'sno ifs, ands or buts about it.
Like she would send videos tothis woman, starting off with
like her butt.
Then she tears ass and thenbrings her phone up to her face,
smiles, ends video and she wasdoing this relentlessly to this
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woman, like Christmas Day,boxing Day, which is thing over
there in the UK.
I think she was like in Welshor whatever.
That area is called Wales,wales, but maybe like yeah,
she's in.
The thing is is she's youngerthan us, she's a 25 year old
woman and she's doing this shit.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean to be fair.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
We probably did way worse things when we were
younger and then say you'retelling me this is a
prosecutable offense, correct?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
yeah, boys, I do this to you all the time.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Count your days fucking all those videos?
No, you didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They're probably gonna give you like a double
sentence because of thethunderclapping your ass was
doing during those my eyes, themost disrespectful thing you can
fart, the most disrespectfulthing you could do in the court
for that case is to let out afart.
Could you imagine if she wentto court and like had to fart?
It just came out in the middleof the fucking court.
It was just like getting heldin contempt for apparently not
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taking court serious becauseyou're being charged with
farting.
I get that.
It's just like getting held incontempt for apparently not
taking court serious Causeyou're being charged with
farting.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I get that it would be like you get this video and
you block the number.
Two hours later, you care aboutyour day.
A new number attacks you andit's another farting video, but
then it comes up to the sameface.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You block that number and this process goes on for
multiple days maybe I would justupload those videos to TikTok
as this person's crazy.
Here's their face.
Shame them, shame them.
Post every single one to rslash roast me.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Now I found an article that talks about this
and she was fined $373.
And on top of that she had topay $124 to compensate to her
boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
To compensate for what?
For emotional damage?
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And apparently it was eightvideos.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
She sent eight farting videos fucking murky,
I'm about to own everything youhave why, was she sending?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
videos why, was she sending videos to her
boyfriend's ex?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
uh, I'm just looking through it and it just says she
was doing it with maliciousintent, because she felt her
former partner was being treatedunfairly.
Wait, what so she felt like herboyfriend was treated unfairly
(05:38):
by this woman.
So to get back at her, she wassending her far videos.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Dude, this is like this fart videos this stupid
bitch.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
This fucking stupid whore bitch Did the article say
her former partner.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Former was actually on the line below and I
accidentally snuck it in becauseI'm stupid.
I was very confused.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I was like her former partner did they just switch
fucking partners?
And now that's why the videoswere being sent.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Her partner was being treated unfairly by this woman,
so she said she was.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
She was being seen in the past, he was treated
unfairly, and so she decided todo vigilante justice who knows
how long after, by farting,through farting if you want to
say you want to send revengepart videos, it's only going to
cost you six hundred dollars, sosend as many as you can batman
(06:33):
would be upset it actuallystates here what the big issue
was, and I guess it was justlike the dude has a child with
the victim and like some dramahappens.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
So this is what led ultimately to the far videos was
fantastic Argument over thedudes get.
It doesn't say what the dramawas, but there was drama over
like child contact.
I'm at a loss for words thecourt ordered the woman to
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attend 15 rehabilitationsessions wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
She only said 8 videos and they want her to
attend 15 sessions.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
That's bullshit correct abstain from drinking
for 2 months and avoidcontacting the victim for two
years Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
That's bullshit.
She should have only had to goto eight classes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
One for each fart.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I mean she got fucking two for each fart.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
No, I'm just kind of curious, like, unless she was
like showing asshole and fucking, fucking two for each fart.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
now I'm just kind of curious, like unless she was
like showing asshole and fuckingyeah what do you sentence
someone for?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
for like a dick pic, because that's just exposing
yourself.
Private indecency, is that alsoan offense.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm fucked what a dick pic.
You know I never have, I'mfucked.
What a dick pic.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Skate.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
You know, I never have.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
The article doesn't say that she showed her
chocolate starfish in the videos.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I'm going to go with she did.
There's no way that she gotpunished that hard for not.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I'm just kind of curious Like, did she like know
if she was going to have one ofthose long, hard farts?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
well, sometimes she just saved up, she was going to
fart so she just recordedanyways, and hope for the best
just record every farce she had.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
She felt a little gas but she's like, oh, I can push.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I wonder how many times she shit herself.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
How many times she shit herself trying to make the
video that's my.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I thought I shit myself today.
I'm not going to lie.
What do you?
Do Even work, I like open upthe door.
Sat in my car before I closedthe door.
I just tore ass, but it was oneof those that had.
The ripple effect was comingout and it was one of those.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I like a fucking card , so warm.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And I could tell that it smelled bad, so I just let
it air out for a second.
Then I was like I'm just gonnadrive with my windows down, I
need to go home, it's like oneof those.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Well, you know, you know, when it's when it's warm,
you're fucked.
Yes, that's always the worst.
Whenever I'm like trying tolike fart silently and hope that
nobody catches it, and it comesout just steaming hot, I'm like
, well, I might as well just outmyself, because there's no
hiding this fucking grenade thatI just released oh uh, here's a
(09:36):
question for you boys.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Do you know who Bonnie Blue is?
No apparently she is currentlyholding the record for the most
men fucked in one day what thatnumber is, like a thousand or
whatever.
Video got taken down, it waslike a thousand fifty seven
dudes in one day, and there is awoman who wants to beat that
(10:03):
record.
She held the last record oflike close to 500 dudes.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I just got a question at that point, Like I mean, I
know, I know at some pointthere's, there's just gotta be
chafing vagina, like inside it,Like like you have to have like
a constant lube man, I wouldthink.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, that's just there.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Have like a constant lube man, I would think right,
somebody that's just there'slike little, like even if you do
use lube, there still is alittle wear over time and I just
feel like if you did that foran entire day, it doesn't matter
how much lube you have.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
It's gonna be a little bit raw if you're the
lube guy, you have to see 1057dicks that day yeah, that's 1057
chances to get AIDS but it payswell though it probably doesn't
Speaker 1 (10:53):
one hand, one hand of lube is just spraying the line
of dudes coming up, the otherone, like hits her every now
again goes the guys, bro,they're not even spraying the
dudes, they just have a tubethat's going straight inside of
her and they're just fucking inthe back with, like one of those
fucking uh, weed fucking pumps,just fucking pumping it up as
as they're fucking going youknow, the fucking, the weed
(11:15):
sprays when you have to like youhave to like, pump them to get
the pressure up.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah, they're like that pressure sprayer.
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
That'd be way more efficientpump and I just pictured someone
like a plant you, just you just.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I don't even know something.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Real dumb is what I was thinking now, how do you
think they lined up the dudes?
Do you think they went fromlike smallest to biggest?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
or I don't really think there was an organization
yeah, I mean if they were beingsmart, they wouldn't have the
extra large men go first,because you know, then it just
you know.
Actually, maybe it would bebetter, because then, like the
smaller dudes, they justwouldn't hurt, they just fall
right in.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I just imagine those are her breaks.
It's like big dudes, smalldudes big dudes, small dudes.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So like did they have to finish?
Or like did they just sticktheir dick out?
And what was it just like?
All right next, it just neededwas it just next?
Dude that'd be so unsatisfyingfrom my understanding.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Could you?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
also imagine like after that, there's just a
thousand and 57 horny dudes thatjust need to fucking finish
themselves.
The fucking.
That's what we need to do.
That's what we need.
How horny are you gonna?
That's?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
what we need to do, that's what we need to do.
How horny are you going to get?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That's what we need to do with the.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
You got to beat yourself off a bunch in a line.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That's what we need to do for the ombu black.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Stick your dick in something for three seconds and
then you're on to the next andthen, whatever you do that day,
have a good one.
The locker rooms and theshowers are down the hall you
should take a shower you fuckingfilthy animal, you sick, fuck
you, sick, fuck.
You were number 637, you nastyfucker.
(12:55):
You knew that coming into thistoo.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh God god yeah from my understanding, because I
learned that from a podcast ofthese two local radio station
djs is this a guinness book ofworld records record?
That I don't know that wouldmean, because if that's the case
that the guinness staff wouldhave had to been there and it
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would have had to been videoedyes, I believe it was possibly
videoed, but I don't think therewas a.
It's going to be the mostfucking, anticlimactic, fucking
video ever.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Did you know Dunkin' Donuts is apparently having a
temporary supply shortage oftheir donuts?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's not surprising .
Why is it not surprising?
Surprising because fucking, allthe fucking tariff wars and
fucking job cuts and shit likethat fucking can't get people to
make donuts.
Now, that's my reasoning.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
That's fair okay, who else is?
That's my reasoning Okay that'sfair.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay, who else is not excited at all for the Super
Bowl?
Because I don't think anybodyis.
We're playing D&D, aren't we?
Yeah, we have D&D that day.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Fuck that.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Don't make plans for that day.
Whatever you do I saw Everybodyin here don't make plans.
If you got plans, cancel them.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I don't have any plans that day.
I made sure.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I saw, I saw I named my sword.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
What are we going to call our group?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I don't know.
That's what we're going to callour group.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
I don't know why I don't know, I saw I saw a meme
about the Superbowl.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It was just like it was only one that I saw, but it
was just like people who wantthe Eagles to win and then
people who want the fucking uh,the chiefs to win.
It was just the two cities, andthen it was like people who
just want a meteor to hit thestadium and it was the rest of
the US.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I've seen that.
I've seen that meme.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
They're going to make a reference to the Philadelphia
Eagles fan whipping out hisfucking hand.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, you know, maybe he whipped it out in a couple
of days, the bullet came backdown and shot the plane in DC.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
That could be.
Maybe that bullet hit thecontrols.
I feel like we would be reallygood at making up conspiracy
theories yeah, yeah we should dothat we probably already are.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I mean, that's probably.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
How do we get into it is that.
Is it as simple as that?
You just post on the internetand boom, conspiracy theory
that's the farter.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, that's the farter.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
She looks like she constantly has to shit herself
oh no she looks oh no, she lookslike she is constantly shit her
pants like if we were out inpublic and you were like hey
xeno, that woman over there setfarting videos of herself to her
(16:00):
significant other's ex.
I would believe you immediately, just based on what she looks
like the butt chin.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I have a butt chin, so I can say it Booty, chin,
booty chin, she's got thatlittle double cheeked up on her
chin she's got a booty fuckingbehind them.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
That is a sexy ass one.
Now the old room versus the newroom.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
There was so much more stuff in the old room, I
feel there was more stuff in theold room, at least that you can
see displayed.
There's a whole wall over herethat you can't see, but there
are a lot more bad dragon why,you putting my business on the
streets.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
He's got the new spidey Slinger 3000 from Bad
Dragon.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
It's just a dildo with a cum pump.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Would you buy a Spider-Man dildo, zeno?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, I wouldn't buy a dildo, would you?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I think you would.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Spider-Man.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Flashlight Spider-Man Flashlight it's his chocolate
starfish.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I might do it.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I'm not saying no.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I'm not saying I wouldn't do it hey, e note for
you.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I need you to make a thumbnail for the video for
gameboat I uploaded it oh shit,spoilers yeah, I mean cool,
it'll come out at some point,who knows when uh, just send me
a message of what happens in theepisode.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I'll have to remember that, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I edited that thing over the course of like two
weeks and every time I pick backup I forgot what happened.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I can make something generic.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I definitely know that a lot of times we wanted to
attack and our Pokemon wentinto the rage mode and we kept
getting fucked by that, justabsolutely fucked just fucked.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I'm gonna fuck you like we got fucking rivals today
we got a fair bit of fuck mybutthole got touched.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It was not the good kind of touch.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I'm ass dude if I ever play with more than one
person, I just get rolled I justfucking Hulk smash my fucking
desk.
What are you saying?
You're cutting in and out.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I heard.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Hulk smash.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
My mic is all fucked up.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Don't you say that.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
That was expensive.
I probably got angry and movedall around earlier, and hence it
was facing away from me.
Why would you do that?
That makes sense, is it dumb?
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Is it dumb?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Sometimes it's dumb.
Sometimes it's dumb.
Yeah, there's something aboutthat game.
When I'm playing with you guysand I look at the stats and I'm
like, oh, I'm, I'm two and twoand six, and everyone else is
just laying the poop like, oh, Igot a bunch of heals.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Though I healed a bunch of people support, though,
so like that's what you'resupposed to do it's bad, bad, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Earlier yesterday I had a game where I went.
I had 10,000 damage, 15,000taken and like 20k heals and I
was like we still lost.
And I was like what, what elsecan I fucking do here?
Guys, you can't blame it on mePussy, pussy.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I'm glad you guys are having fun with that game.
Now How's the stuff I mean?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
honestly, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think it's funny that Miles installed it he said
he installed it and then wehaven't played with him at all,
but I don't think he's going tolike it.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I don't foresee Miles having a great time with it,
like if he would have askedshould I download this?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I'd be like oh I don't know I would have just
straight up been like absolutelynot it would be like if he
wanted to download it.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Be like you're not going to enjoy any part of this
yeah, no, that's why I'm notgoing to download it.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
It does not look like fun time for me you know what
looks like a fun time.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
What's that, your dick?
Are you coming with everybodyin April as well?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Maybe I don't know, nobody really brought up much to
me.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
We've just been mentioning it in the OG
Guardians chat every now andthen about it.
I kind of just figured youwould see it.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I don't know that there's been a single
conversation about it outside ofthe league.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Guess what it's?
Three months beforehand, youget to know.
Now that was a good one.
Maybe Did you fart.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
No, I had a very big loogie that I just oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Did it just launch out of your mouth on accident.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
No, I put it in here oh.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I missed that.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I have a spit can that I always use whenever I'm
clearing my throat, because Idon't want to swallow that shit
again, because a lot of timesit's fucking meaty.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
I heard you swallow a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, but I don't swallow fucking thick things
that are going to never mind Ido I couldn't think of a way to
word it.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I've heard you say several times in the last two
weeks, spitters or quitters ohyeah, fair, that's true, but now
, but now I'm a quitter.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It has that on my shirt, but now I'm a quitter, I
don't spit as much, I don't jumpoff as much, I spit more.
Now that's the play.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It do be like that.
You know, all good things mustcome to an end.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Just Never mind, I'm not going to say that, say it
Just like Murky's mom.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Woof, yeah, to say that.
Say it just like murky's mom.
Yeah, I have a question.
So I'm back into fiance got meback into the imperium series.
Due to the recent release ofonyx storm.
Imperium series.
Due to the recent release ofOnyx Storm, I have no idea what
you just said.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I call it.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Dragon Book.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
It's a smutty dragon book.
The humans aren't fucking thedragons, the humans are fucking
the humans.
No bad dragon style.
But would that put me in booktalk girly part of the Venn
diagram or the monster that putsyou into?
The clitoris Because, like the,guy who's like the guy who's
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doing the fuck into the maincharacter is like all shadowy,
super dominant and shit you know.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
So I see a lot of myself in him.
I guess the important thing isdo you have a boner?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
when you're reading no, it's fucking weird because
it's like the first few.
So this is the third book.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Spoilers for everybody.
Why am?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I not rock hard right now, yeah, so because the most
time I listen to it it works.
I'm just listening to theaudiobook version.
So in the first two bookthere's minimal sex scenes.
In this one I hear it's goingto be real sex heavy.
And even the minimal sex scenesin the first two books made me
feel real weird at work.
(23:29):
I'm like I feel dirty.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
You're just at work and hearing yeah.
If you put it on speaker andsomebody else heard it, what
would they think of you?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, exactly, I'm going to listen to a dude's rock
clips.
Is that going to listen to?
Someone found the clitoris.
That doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Fool oh, fuck Clitoris is that Pokemon?
Murky's now part of theclitoris club.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, so it doesn't feel good, it doesn't feel right
.
So I was.
It doesn't feel good, itdoesn't feel right, but also I
get to listen to drag, but I getto listen to drag.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
What about?
It?
Doesn't feel right exactly.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
The listening to literature porn.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
While at work.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, yeah Just is it while it's being?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
at work while listening to it.
That feels wrong.
Yeah, and there's a graphicversion.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
There's a graphic version that I haven't listened
to all everything going on assounds in the background, so,
like that's, the last thing Iwant to hear is is the graphic
sex scenes in an audiobook?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
murky, I don't read smut like that.
Murky just said that he doesn'tlike porn with words, and I'm
just over here like what do youhave Fucking?
Silent movies of porn thatyou're watching now.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Fucking black and white, only man, black and white
fucking silent movies.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I heard he watches the fucking Doppler radar.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, he does.
The only sound he likes to hearis we're tracking the tornado
to the northwest murky's likethat's the fucking shit I like
oh man, if only the atc operatorwatched fucking the the radar
like murky watches a dopplerradar, it wouldn't have been a
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strategy.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I don't know yeah, unfortunate for the homies, uh,
we lost figure skating.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I think Russia did too.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
No, Russia just extended their condolences.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, I thought there were two figure skaters from
another country on that plane aswell.
You may be right.
I believe you Unless you wantto fact check it?
It he's probably doing it rightnow no, I spaced out.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I have no idea what we're talking about he got lost
on dragon smut.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
He was like so there's a fucking more graphic
version, you say immediatelystarted looking it up no, I'm
not gonna lie, I spaced out andI don't even know where I went
we were talking about the flightthat went down, and we were
talking about whether or not itwas just US civilians on it or
(26:12):
if there was like a Russian iceskating team on the flight as
well.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't think it was the helicopter?
I don't think it was thehelicopter.
Yeah, I don't think it was thefull skating team.
I think there were just like acouple of members that were
flying with the US team orwhatever.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Gotcha Long story short.
We don't know yet, and it's ashame.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
It is a shame they very quickly abandoned like a
rescue mission and turned itinto a recovery mission.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
it's kind of sad to see yeah, I mean when you look
at the video and it's uh just anexplosion.
I didn't see the video uh,basically, if you look at the
video, there's like a CCTVfootage and you can see like the
flashing light of thehelicopter.
And you look at the video,there's like a CCTV footage and
you can see like the flashinglight of the helicopter and you
can see the planes landing light, and then you just see a big
boom in the sky, looks like afire, looks like looks like a
(27:09):
firework went off.
So they probably took a look atthe CCTV footage and we're like
well, I don't think anybodylived from that.
Yeah, so get fucked.
What is this game?
Well, I don't think anybodylived from that.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah, so get fucked.
What is this game?
What is this game?
Some horror game that kind ofgives me God.
What was that?
One movie that was like all ona handheld camera, where there's
like a big monster attack inthe city.
Cloverfield gives meCloverfield vibes.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I've never heard of Cloverfield.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Oh, you should watch it.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Really I wouldn't recommend the sequels, but the
first one's good.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I've seen TikToks of this game.
It looks pretty entertaining.
Actually, I didn't realize itwas out already.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
You guys remember Content Warning.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, Content Warning was fucking hilarious.
It was fun.
That was super fun to watch.
I like you guys, but it wassuper funny to watch the thing
that sticks out the most to meis when we were all in the
dungeon and then he took thecamera and he, like, started
(28:18):
recording and then you just hearus all freaking out that
there's a bomb yeah, and he'srunning away it's called comedic
timing.
I'm sorry yeah he's just quiet,fucking booking it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I don't know if I should do.
I still have that.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I think I do somewhere wait, hidden in the
depths of your SSD it's on mydesktop.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Hang on, let me send it to the group and see if this
is.
And and see if this is correct.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Um, let me go ahead and find itagain.
Let me find it.
I must have saved that becauseit was the funniest shit ever.
(29:17):
Uh, I'll put this in the ADHDafter dark chat.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh, let's see here.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
When I turned around and I had dick on my face.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah, yeah, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh, that's right, we played this with Lil.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Hello, my name is Dick.
This with Lil.
Hello, my name is.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
This whole thing is so stupid.
Oh my God, I miss, I miss thatgame.
That was last, that was lastyear right.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
The fucking body comes tumbling.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, oh, no, that was last year right, the fucking
body comes tumbling.
Yeah, oh no, it's a mix.
Oh my god, man, we should playthat again, have we?
Have we gotten any?
Uh, have we got?
Has that game gotten anyupdates?
Like I feel like we played itwait, like around the same time
(30:21):
as um what you call it, umlethal company, lethal company.
But we we definitely did notplay that as much as lethal
company because we viewed it aslike almost the same game yeah I
think that's the only time weplayed.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
It is for that stream , yeah, that was the only one
that streamed right, no, yeah,their last update was december
13th of last year, where theydid some hot fixes and mod
support oh no, they added itjust got to the point of
(30:56):
E-Running away, we hit exploding.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Exploding happening in the back.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, that was like the best one we made.
We should definitely.
We should play that again.
We should Like.
We only played it once, sowe're not like burned out on it,
we just we're burned out on.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It was a lot of fun.
It was like I think it was justus, like the three of us, and
Lil.
It was just us, like the threeof us, excluding Murky and Lil,
that owned it.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
So it was like nobody else had bought it, because it
released for free for like AprilFool's, and then after that you
had to buy it.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
So we're buying it for Murky and then we're playing
is what I'm hearing.
We're going to do that inFebruary at some point.
I'll stream it and then we'llhave a bunch of stupid fucking
videos to watch.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
ADHD after dark.
Coder Coco collapse stream.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, I'll upload it to the ADHD after dark channel.
I got an email saying thatwe're about to lose our YouTube
features on the ADHD after dark.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I got that for Eat Interact.
I don't do shit with it.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
We gotta bring Gameboot back too.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
I was thinking we could release two videos a month
.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I edit one and you edit one.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
And then we just every other week.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
That way, you have a month to edit and I have a month
to edit.
I think that's the best way todo it.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
But that's kind of where I want to start before we
go back to the live streams whatif I hid murky's nipple in the
background of a video, just likefor a split second?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
kind of like you have where they flash a wiener what
picture don't we have of youwith the nipples out?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
we have several pictures of you with your
nipples out.
What are you talking about?
We do you know how many timesyou fucking flashed your chest
on camera?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
yeah, you're right you make a valid point might be
a few of my ass if you look hardenough are we trying to
gaslight Marky into doingsomething again that he didn't
do?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
why'd you say it?
He's still here he's gonnaforget.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
He's gonna forget, oh I gotta take a piss.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I'll be right back take your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
If he comes back and takes his shirt off, I'll laugh
he's fucking swinging around orsome shit I'm free.
Oh my god, did you see thatexplosion in the other room?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
that was dusty pulling the trigger.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh, oh I put him down .
That's kind of fucked up.
Dude gaz ordered culvers, soI'm gonna have culvers soon oh,
yeah, getting some chickentendies are there's uh afraid of
the bird flu what bird flu?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
how?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
have you not fucking heard of the bird flu that's
going around?
It's the reason why chicken andegg prices are going up over
37%.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Well, see, I listened to the liberal agenda.
That is the liberal agenda.
Oh shit, well, I've beenlistening to the liberal agenda.
It is the liberal agenda.
Oh shit, well, I've beenlistening to the wrong one, I've
gotten you must have beenlistening to the Republican
agenda from the Babylon Bee.
Oh god damn it.
I do very much enjoy theBabylon Bee, though they are
(34:15):
quite hilarious.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's all satire news, it is yeah, I get all my news
from the Onion.
Ah, you know, good source, goodsource, good source.
Yeah, they are quite hilarious.
It's all satire news, it is.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, I get all my news from the Onion.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Ah, you know, good source, good source, good source
, yeah, sometimes, Fox News,because even the Onion can't
make shit up, but they do.
Somebody posted the Onionposted a video that they're
going out of business becausethey can't make shit up.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
that's, you know, more wild than the real shit
that's going on hilarious nothere's no random flash on
murky's camera, so maybe he diddon't know there he is I just
saw his headset come into viewand nothing else so fucking
weird.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, I take a b dude .
Speaker 4 (34:56):
It's so dark right there, murky I was gonna smoke a
cig, but yeah, yeah, I onlyhave my little back lights on.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Why don't you have another light on Do?
Speaker 5 (35:06):
you normally have another light on.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, normally the one back here Behind him.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
yeah, and usually the hallway lights on or something.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, yeah, kitchen lights are off and shit Whole
place is dark Does's be readingher book, then um, I think she's
watching tv, I don't know,maybe.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Okay, what read either that or reading smart on
the team yeah, you should gopull one of your most recent sex
scenes and and, uh, just readit for us on the podcast they
haven't, like they haven't therewas like one heavy petting
(35:45):
scene so far.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Read that you.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
You know he's using the audiobook because he can't
read.
He's told us several times he'silliterate yeah, stupid you
can't read us okay.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well, let's get dusty in it.
Put my fucking business outthere, murky.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You've stated on this podcast several times that
you're illiterate.
Crazy, Fucking wild.
Now take your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Show your tits.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Show your tits, that's all you're good for Murky
, whip him out.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
How dare I?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Murky just stands up and turns around and shows us
his ass tits have the nipples.
Oh my god, that's that's thenext villain in the fucking
nipples it's even worse than thefucking ass blasters, which was
a real villain in the fuckingTremors franchise.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yeah, ass blasters.
Oh God, those movies were awful, Like the first one scary.
I was afraid to go outsideafter it.
After that I was afraid of thebasement after seeing that.
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And then I was like well, I'm good because there's
some concrete walls in mybasement and I remember him
breaking.
There's some concrete walls inmy basement and I remember him
breaking his face on concreteyeah and then I saw the second
one and I was like, alright,this is kind of fucking stupid
they got really dumb.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
What did you think about the sixth one?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
just imagine if we had the funds to be able to make
just imagine if we had thefunds to be able to make a low
budget movie like fucking nippleis cage would do probably
pretty fucking horribly well itwould do at least as well as
like shark nato.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I feel like, yeah, it would class.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
If it did anywhere near as well as shark nato, we'd
be set forever, especiallybecause they made seven extra
fucking movies that didn't needto be made is the sci-fi channel
still thing they'll signfucking yeah, sci-fi channels
the thing I was gonna say.
I was gonna say, if the sci-fichannel is not a thing anymore,
the reason why is because theyshine shitty movies all the time
(37:51):
.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I think they show like mostly anaconda, these new
remake anaconda.
I saw that there's like namesin it too right.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I love that yeah what's the one show that
everybody wants sci-fi to bringback that they only had for like
two seasons or whatever.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
It's like fire, light or something firefly, firefly,
yeah that was a fox show was itfox yeah and then sci-fi just
plays like the reruns all thefucking time when they have
nothing else to play, apparentlypretty much let me tell you
something, brother if it's notMonday Night Raw, or Friday
(38:29):
Night Smackdown or any of theother wrestling, are you?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
trying to be Hulk Hogan now, no, I was going to
say don't don't be.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Don't be.
Hulk hogan bootied on real baddude.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
He came out and and I was just laughing so hard his
ass off, dude.
He was like I don't know how totake this.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
He's like you're the villain now, bitch you just kept
trying to cut the promo yeah,he was trying to promo something
bad.
It was kind of getting booedand then he started promoting
real american beer and theneveryone's like get the fuck out
of here.
Like it's exactly right why do?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
people hate him so much because he's racist.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, he said some pretty racist things at the
n-word.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
the N-word, oh, that's good.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
It's a baby.
Where were they during thatshow?
It was a blue state, I remember, and he did publicly support
Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
First Monday Night Raw on.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Netflix.
So I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Quite sure, yeah, I couldn't tell you I remember
somebody saying it was a bluestate and they were like, of
course he got booed.
Like what did you expect tohappen?
That was a poor choice oneverybody's part, like they
think.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
They think the wrestling community is just
going to support them yeah, wellthey, I think that's what they
expect is.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Oh, it's fucking Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
And all these other big names came back, so
obviously everybody's going tocheer.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Hulk Hogan was looking rough.
He was not making it down thatramp and if he did make it down
the ramp, he wasn't making itback up, because he rolled down
that ramp to get to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Oh no, did he really no?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
he like he was just struggling to walk.
That's unfortunate.
Like at all.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
He's probably drunk, drunk out of his mind.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
No, I think he's really fucking old man.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Oh yeah, and how old is he, he's like 70 something he
probably shouldn't have beenbrought in for a WWE event super
old, I mean he probably used anabuse.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Still knows how many steroids it was good opener for
Monday Night Raw.
But yeah, they definitely did.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, it was a good show.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
They did not need the Hulkster brother coming out
there.
I don't watch wrestling as awrestling fan it's not only
obviously all of his shitnowadays, but even back then.
Now you find out he was just anasshole.
Yeah, he had creative skills.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Yeah, he was an asshole.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
He was a grade-A dick .
Yeah, and you know people nowknow that shit behind the stage,
stuff, yeah, and then he justmakes more bad choices and they
stick fucking poor mouth of thesouth jimmy hart out there or
fucking.
I think that's it.
Yeah, whatever it comes outwith this mega megaphone, shit
(41:43):
doesn't really say much doesn'tsay anything the flag the best
he fucking can then he probablygot wore out and had to stop.
Oh no yeah, I don't know, thatsounds rough.
You saw what occurred afteryeah, the real wrestling fans
there don't like him.
(42:03):
And then like the newerwrestling fans that are
definitely don't like him, yeah,and then he just kept talking.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
Yeah, get off the stage.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
For real.
They won.
The hill was so bad.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
If there was ever a time for the cane to come out
and pull somebody off the stage,that would have been it.
Yeah, that's when it shouldhave happened hellfire,
brimstone hits, you bring out a50 year old man to chokeslam a
70 year old man.
Is that what you're suggesting?
He had the perfect opportunity.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
He was talking about, like the actual cane.
Oh, you know, you know whatthey should have done.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
they should have done .
You know what they should havedone.
This would have gotten so manycheers.
Just pick who they want the newfucking crowd favorite to be
and then fucking give him thefucking cane and just have him
go up and yank Hulk off thestage.
He'd get so many cheers.
You know it would have happened.
He would have just been cheeredout the mind and everybody
would have just been rooting forhim the rest of the night and
(43:00):
Hulk would have broke a hip.
I mean, it would have been afake injury, right.
He gets pulled with the cane andyou just hear and you're like,
ooh he just comes off.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Hey, you said come.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
I'll show you come hey, murky, with Murky with me,
with me ready one, two, threescreenshot screenshot there we
go, we got it boys we fuckinggot him.
I knew.
(43:40):
I knew I could get him to do it.
If I did it, oh God, I need toput some deodorant on.
He was so hesitant about doingit.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I know they're going to try to take a screenshot, but
God damn it.
I do want to do it insolidarity with Coco, I'm not
ashamed.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Oh dude, I can't wait for Switch to come up here and
me and Murky are just going tofucking double team him, and
then it's going to be us tryingto triple team Zeno.
One of us will get a kiss outof you.
So here's the plan.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
Kogo.
Here's the plan I'm going tofucking, I'm going to spider on
Switch.
I'm just going to lock his armsdown with mine.
I'm going to throw in doubleboots and just kind of
immobilize his legs so he'lljust be like a potato, and then
you just get to come up and makeout with him as much as you
want.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You know what I mean.
I feel like we need to do thison one of my carpeted floors and
not the concrete outsideanywhere works, let's let you
know if you guys try to do thatto me.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Somebody's getting a broken nose with a headbutt no,
I'm gonna poop on you, that'sfine, I got health.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Insurance hell, I might well you know what
happened.
I was going in for a fuckingshow on.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Transino and got a head to the fucking nose.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
You might do me a favor they'd have to do surgery
on my nose and I could be likehey make my sinuses bigger while
you're at it and fucking fix mysnoring problem.
You know, just push my nose infar enough that they have to fix
those areas too.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Yeah, there we go.
It was a win win.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, I get to kiss you and I lose all my fucking
allergies.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
I don't think it's going to make you lose your
allergies, but yeah, they justdrill holes into your.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
You know how they fix people that get.
Just get constantly clogged upsinuses.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
I have a funny feeling you're going to tell
them.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
They just go in and they actually drill your sinus
hole to make it bigger so itdrains better.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
That's pretty much all they do.
Somebody's hole.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh, okay, what you doing down there E Existing.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
What is he?
Speaker 2 (45:36):
doing?
Are you bouncing?
Speaker 4 (45:39):
a bouncy ball.
What are you existing?
What is?
Are you bouncing a bouncy ball?
You know what are you doing areyou playing with your shadow?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
I just registered my, my deck and I had to sort them
all, so I'm just shuffling anddoing test.
The test draws, because the bigshowdown is Saturday you gonna
lose?
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I hope not.
He's gonna go whip that ass ifI win, because the big showdown
is Saturday.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
You're going to lose?
I hope not.
If I win, I get to go to Japan.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Where's that Japan?
Oh, I didn't understand whatyou said.
If you win this tournament, youget to go to Japan.
I get to go to Japan.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
If I win it's all expense paid.
If I get second or third, I getinvited, but I have to pay my
own way are you gonna do that?
Uh, I'm gonna beg coco for abunch of money yeah, what's it
worth to?
You adhd after dark to sponsormy.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
I don't know how many kisses is it worth.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
How many kisses is it worth?
He's going to wheelchairs forthe blind.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Ah shit, it was a good non-profit ADHD After Dark.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, gamebo ain't paying for that shit, I can tell
you that much.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Gamebo's not paying for that.
So wait, like, where Is thislike a regional tournament that
you're doing right?
Speaker 3 (46:58):
now yeah, this is a regional tournament, and you're
doing right now, yeah, this is aregional tournament, and then
they hold the finals in Japan.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
So how many people's asses did you have to kick to
get to where you are right now?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
All of them, all of the asses.
This is an open tournament, soyou can just show up and compete
.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
But how many people are there?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Several, I don't know .
Probably somewhere between 100to 200.
I would expect you know it'sabout the same show out, show
out, turnout as when we went.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
But that's, but when not everybody was playing
Shadowverse, is this everybody?
Speaker 3 (47:40):
playing Shadowverse.
No, this is going to be thesame thing.
No, it's going to be dividedShadowverse and Vanguard it's
pretty much the same thing.
But there were shop tournamentsleading up to it.
I participated in two of themwhen if you won, you got a first
round buy.
So the first round is going tobe anybody that didn't have a
(48:03):
buy and then they filter in allthe people that have the first
round buy after that.
So I mean, of the tournaments Iwent to, I was fifth in the one
that had like 16 people andthen I was second in the other.
So I feel like I have a prettygood chance.
(48:24):
And I got knocked out of thetop four by one match, and it
was one turn in one match that Ilost.
If I would have had one moreturn I would have been in top
four and then I would have atleast had a chance to compete,
but the people I lost to were inthe top four, so I didn't feel
(48:44):
too bad after that team nicewell you're gonna fucking win.
I hope so I'm gonna try you justsaid you pictures of me farting
that's so fucking weird dude.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
I'm gonna report, I'm gonna harass the fuck out of
you with my butt.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I'm gonna fucking report.
I'm gonna use that money to flymyself to Japan for this jokes
on you.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
I don't have enough money to pay.
You can't take what I got.
I'll fucking take it fromsomebody.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Have enough money to pay.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
You Can't take what I need out.
I'll fucking take it fromsomebody.
She only had to pay the woman$137.
I don't think that's paying foryour round trip.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Let's see Hi.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Kate.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
How much do you think your trip's?
Gonna cost six hundred dollarsyeah did you already look it up?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
no, but I I don't.
I think it might be a littlebit more expensive than that
we're waiting, uh.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
$900 to Tokyo, non-stop, 13 hours and 20
minutes yeah, you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
You're gonna fly in cheap ass class.
Yeah, you're gonna fucking hateyourself.
I'll be, okay, I don't thinkyou will.
You're fucking over 30 now.
You're fucked.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Hey, fuck you oh the caters how you doing, bob.
You want to say hi to everybody.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Look at him oh, look at the caters, oh, look at the
man.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
okay, come on, he's like I need in your lap.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
I need in your lap.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Oh the caters, the sweet baby.
Cheapest flight is $744.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
What is that Frontier ?
Or is that the pieces of theplane that just fucking crashed
in DCA?
Speaker 2 (51:05):
That's where they get out of Trebuchet and they try
to fling you in that direction.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
If it gets me there.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
I'm the king of too soon jokes tonight.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I just selected cheapest flight and then it
didn't show me any.
Oh, here it is.
Um does require transfer twostops oh, that sounds awful.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
That's gonna be like a 24-hour flight.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Who is this?
I don't even know who this?
Oh, it's.
It's Frontier.
Oh, no what.
It starts with Frontier andthen it switches to Spirit.
That's awful.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
They're going to lose your bags.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
No, if you're fucking losing bags, you're going to
lose yourself In the goddamnocean.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
You're going to have to pay for your baggage twice,
once for Frontier and once forSpirit.
Speaker 5 (52:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
That's actually, but it's $744.
Round trip.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, at that point you're also getting on a plane,
that you're sitting on a dildothat's vibrating for 20 hours.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
That's the oddest description of a plane seat I've
ever heard did you say honestor honest?
Speaker 3 (52:23):
honest oh, dd, I thought you said honest, most
odd description of a chair and aplane.
I've never, never, had aproblem with flying, but I've
also only ever been on a planefor like two hours at a time
it's an exponentially worse thelonger it goes yeah, maybe I'll
(52:46):
win and I won't even have toworry about they're gonna pay
for everything they're not gonnapay for they're not gonna pay
first class they might that'slike a couple of grand Zeno.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
They got the money, yeah, but they also are gonna
save it, cause fuck you, maybethey won't Fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you ForSwitch, oh god.
Speaker 5 (53:17):
So we.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Are we gonna fucking rivals after we're done here and
get?
Speaker 3 (53:21):
fucked yeah, get fucked Mostly yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
Cool.
Once everybody signs off, I'lldo the stuff to upload this.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Kind of out of stuff to talk about, you guys got
anything else.
We're only 53 minutes in, so wegot seven minutes.
We got seven minutes.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
What happened this week?
Speaker 1 (53:41):
it's only been bad, I feel.
I don't feel like there's beenany good um, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Like cokie, you gonna come cheer me on this weekend
then uh, probably not I'm thehonest?
Probably not.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't think I'm up here.
You're fucking over there, bud.
Well, Ken is going to come with.
We're going to be the only onesrepresenting the OG shop Home
(54:13):
base.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
He needs to run.
That Is that his abyss deck?
Speaker 3 (54:19):
Yeah, I hope he does.
Yeah, he just needs to run thatIf his abyss deck.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
yeah, I hope he does, yeah he just needs to run that
if he wasn't planning on it.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
I was going to tell him he needs to plan on it
because that is a very good deckyeah, that abyss deck is pretty
good.
Yeah, it is pretty nasty you'repretty nasty that's what I'm
probably worried about most.
Going into this, I'm also kindof worried about, uh, the dragon
(54:44):
meta, because I have not playeda natura dragon deck I'm the
fucking dragon meta dude.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
You are not.
I am the numero in all the land.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
How many times have you?
Speaker 4 (55:01):
By far.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
The championship round.
Ricky, how many times?
Twice, dude, twice, yeah, yeah,how many times?
Speaker 5 (55:09):
I don't see any.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Is that important?
It is?
I got to the dance.
Answer the question.
Speaker 4 (55:17):
I had your ass and you cheated, I cheated okay.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
You're a dirty, rotten, cheating piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (55:24):
So what I'm hearing is both times, hey, everyone in
Chicago when you listen to this,when this gets huge, just
remember if ZitoStream38 winsthis tournament, he's a dirty
rotten cheater Rigged.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
Right Rigged.
So what I'm hearing is you madeit twice, you were unable to
clench the victory and you lostto Xenocraft both times.
That's what happened with yourdragon meta.
Speaker 4 (55:52):
I mean, I guess if you were that way, it makes it
sound bad.
But yeah, those are true games,that's what happened.
But like, oh, you know whathappened, you gotta make it
sound bad.
But yeah, those are true games.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
That's what happened, but, like Boo, you know what
happened, you gotta make itsound like that though.
Speaker 4 (56:04):
Yeah, you gotta make it sound bad.
Fuck, really close games Ialmost had you.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
They were very close games we were like oh, I got
lucky.
Speaker 4 (56:13):
And I was like yeah, you did Fuck, I'm way better
than you.
You got super lucky the secondtime in the championship.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
Before the match started, it was my birthday and
I was like so you're going tolike, let me win because it's my
birthday?
And he goes Johnny, I want youto know something for me to let
you win, I first have to havethe ability to like win.
So no, no, I'm not going to letyou win.
I first have to have theability to win.
So no, no, I'm not going to letyou win.
I was like oh, okay.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
I didn't possess the ability to do such and I was
right Barely.
Speaker 3 (56:51):
Maybe I was wrong.
I think you would have beenable to do it.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
I think you're a piece of shit cheater and
cheated me out of my one cardshop tournament win.
Yeah, did you enjoy yourselfAfter you went like that.
You were just like, oh, I'dcheat to be the best, but I'm
still the best, is that?
What you think?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Well, I'm out of stuff to talk about.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
You guys out of stuff to talk about besides murky
just constantly
Speaker 3 (57:27):
accusing you of lies piece of fucking garbage now on
top of murky, I'm gonna sue himfor all the fucking farting
videos he sent me.
I'm also going to sue him forslander and maybe for defamation
$3 out of him at a fuckingsmall.
(57:49):
I mean, that's fucking $3 more.
Speaker 4 (57:51):
I'll give you a 7-11 slushy dude.
That's about it.
Speaker 3 (57:55):
I could get down with that.
How about we just settleoutside of court and you buy me
that damn slushy?
Speaker 1 (57:58):
anyways, I could get down with that.
How about we just settleoutside of court and you buy me
that damn slushy?
Speaker 4 (58:01):
anyways, that's a settlement for the slushy huh
man I'm down with that All right, cool, I'll take that.
Speaker 3 (58:10):
Have your lawyer send my lawyer the documents and
we'll get that signed and sentoff.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
I'll write that up.
There will be many grammatical,grammatical errors.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
This contract will not be legally binding.
Speaker 4 (58:24):
I mean I may never buy you the slushy.
I'll videotape myself writingit and then someone coming in
going yeah you wrote that.
And then the walkout yeah, youwrote that.
That makes it binding, right?
Obviously, obviously.
Is that how that works?
That's how it works today, andwhen Zeno admits to being a liar
, I can take the two swords offhis back while I'm keeping for
(58:47):
myself.
Speaker 3 (58:48):
How dare you?
You want to know what to dowith them.
Can't handle swords like that.
Speaker 5 (58:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Oh no, Only long shadows can't handle swords like
that.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
Oh no you couldn't hang swords on the wall as
straight as I did yeah, they'repretty straight.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
It's fucked up.
You think that little took alot of time though pride, didn't
even use a straight edge yeah,he just used his penis looks
like shit.
Speaker 4 (59:19):
That whole wall slanted as fuck spider-man's way
.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
Above all the other stuff right right right
spider-man went out.
Blast actually too that sucks.
Speaker 1 (59:31):
Who hurt you murky?
Speaker 3 (59:40):
is that all?
Is that all we got?
I think that's all.
We have any shout outs to give?
Speaker 1 (59:44):
from our patrons fucking what fucking page?
Let's shout out shell again forsome good content.
Last season shell, you don'tremember no, you don't yeah the
fucking she's called she'scalled mischievous.
Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
I hope you're doing well out there.
Uh, man podcast virtuoso getbent get bent alright, goodbye
everybody, goodbye.
Go, go.
Yeah, that's a great openingFor our Chinese listeners
Tiananmen Square.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Tiananmen Square.
Tiananmen Square.
Okay, now it's just theAmericans.
Hello, welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Wow, I can't believe you would say something like
that.
We weren't in China anyway, tobe fair.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There's no way we were.
I don't know.
Look up the list.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I think I remember the breakdown then.
There was nothing in china.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
There might have been one there might have been one
view, it was probably the censorbanning our fucking podcast, oh
shit.
So what happened since the lasttime we we talked Was the great
TikTok outage Was that the lasttwo weeks?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Did that happen in the last two?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
weeks.
The 19th, it happened on the19th and then it was only down
for like what?
12 hours.
It was a dark day.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean people went crazy, somebody.
Somebody was reportedly goingafter Congress because they
couldn't watch tick tock.
They got arrested for it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't remember the full story.
I tried to watch YouTube shorts.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It wasn't the same you can't speed it up and then I
just got so pissed off I justuninstalled all of my meta apps.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I started doing tours around the house and shit, it
was fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That sounds disgusting.
Why would you want to walk?
That is a problem in itself.
In all fairness, it came backwhen Zeno and I were playing
Power Rangers D&D.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Although you still can't download it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Somebody sent me a TikTok On iPhone.
You can, I don't know aboutAndroid.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I thought you couldn't download on them either
.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I only heard about Play Store refused to have it on
there.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, it's not on the Play Store.
I think it's also not on theApp Store.
You mean the Google Play Storerefused to have an have it on
there.
Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
it's not on the play store and I think it's also not
on the um, the app store youmean the google play store
refused to have an app on itthat, I'm afraid, is leaking
data, but they have more backdoors than anything else,
correct?
Yes, now they're.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's fucking wild to me the only reason why
they're not having it is becausethe law would make them liable.
They would be the liable onesback doors.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Did you guys hear about that Welsh woman who might
be going to jail for sendingher boyfriend's ex videos of her
farting?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
no, that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I hope you have the story available she's pleading
guilty to this because there'sno ifs, ands or buts about it.
Like she would send videos tothis woman, starting off with
like her butt.
Then she tears ass and thenbrings her phone up to her face,
smiles, ends video and she wasdoing this relentlessly to this
(03:02):
woman, like Christmas Day,boxing Day, which is thing over
there in the UK.
I think she was like in Welshor whatever.
That area is called Wales,wales, but maybe like yeah,
she's in.
The thing is is she's youngerthan us, she's a 25 year old
woman and she's doing this shit.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean to be fair.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
We probably did way worse things when we were
younger and then say you'retelling me this is a
prosecutable offense, correct?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
yeah, boys, I do this to you all the time.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Count your days fucking all those videos?
No, you didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They're probably gonna give you like a double
sentence because of thethunderclapping your ass was
doing during those my eyes, themost disrespectful thing you can
fart, the most disrespectfulthing you could do in the court
for that case is to let out afart.
Could you imagine if she wentto court and like had to fart?
It just came out in the middleof the fucking court.
It was just like getting heldin contempt for apparently not
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taking court serious becauseyou're being charged with
farting.
I get that.
It's just like getting held incontempt for apparently not
taking court serious Causeyou're being charged with
farting.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I get that it would be like you get this video and
you block the number.
Two hours later, you care aboutyour day.
A new number attacks you andit's another farting video, but
then it comes up to the sameface.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You block that number and this process goes on for
multiple days maybe I would justupload those videos to TikTok
as this person's crazy.
Here's their face.
Shame them, shame them.
Post every single one to rslash roast me.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Now I found an article that talks about this
and she was fined $373.
And on top of that she had topay $124 to compensate to her
boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
To compensate for what?
For emotional damage?
(05:01):
And apparently it was eightvideos.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
She sent eight farting videos fucking murky,
I'm about to own everything youhave why, was she sending?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
videos why, was she sending videos to her
boyfriend's ex?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
uh, I'm just looking through it and it just says she
was doing it with maliciousintent, because she felt her
former partner was being treatedunfairly.
Wait, what so she felt like herboyfriend was treated unfairly
(05:38):
by this woman.
So to get back at her, she wassending her far videos.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Dude, this is like this fart videos this stupid
bitch.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
This fucking stupid whore bitch Did the article say
her former partner.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Former was actually on the line below and I
accidentally snuck it in becauseI'm stupid.
I was very confused.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I was like her former partner did they just switch
fucking partners?
And now that's why the videoswere being sent.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Her partner was being treated unfairly by this woman,
so she said she was.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
She was being seen in the past, he was treated
unfairly, and so she decided todo vigilante justice who knows
how long after, by farting,through farting if you want to
say you want to send revengepart videos, it's only going to
cost you six hundred dollars, sosend as many as you can batman
(06:33):
would be upset it actuallystates here what the big issue
was, and I guess it was justlike the dude has a child with
the victim and like some dramahappens.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
So this is what led ultimately to the far videos was
fantastic Argument over thedudes get.
It doesn't say what the dramawas, but there was drama over
like child contact.
I'm at a loss for words thecourt ordered the woman to
(07:10):
attend 15 rehabilitationsessions wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
She only said 8 videos and they want her to
attend 15 sessions.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
That's bullshit correct abstain from drinking
for 2 months and avoidcontacting the victim for two
years Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
That's bullshit.
She should have only had to goto eight classes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
One for each fart.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I mean she got fucking two for each fart.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
No, I'm just kind of curious, like, unless she was
like showing asshole and fucking, fucking two for each fart.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
now I'm just kind of curious, like unless she was
like showing asshole and fuckingyeah what do you sentence
someone for?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
for like a dick pic, because that's just exposing
yourself.
Private indecency, is that alsoan offense.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm fucked what a dick pic.
You know I never have, I'mfucked.
What a dick pic.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Skate.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
You know, I never have.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
The article doesn't say that she showed her
chocolate starfish in the videos.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I'm going to go with she did.
There's no way that she gotpunished that hard for not.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I'm just kind of curious Like, did she like know
if she was going to have one ofthose long, hard farts?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
well, sometimes she just saved up, she was going to
fart so she just recordedanyways, and hope for the best
just record every farce she had.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
She felt a little gas but she's like, oh, I can push.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I wonder how many times she shit herself.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
How many times she shit herself trying to make the
video that's my.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I thought I shit myself today.
I'm not going to lie.
What do you?
Do Even work, I like open upthe door.
Sat in my car before I closedthe door.
I just tore ass, but it was oneof those that had.
The ripple effect was comingout and it was one of those.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I like a fucking card , so warm.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And I could tell that it smelled bad, so I just let
it air out for a second.
Then I was like I'm just gonnadrive with my windows down, I
need to go home, it's like oneof those.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Well, you know, you know, when it's when it's warm,
you're fucked.
Yes, that's always the worst.
Whenever I'm like trying tolike fart silently and hope that
nobody catches it, and it comesout just steaming hot, I'm like
, well, I might as well just outmyself, because there's no
hiding this fucking grenade thatI just released oh uh, here's a
(09:36):
question for you boys.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Do you know who Bonnie Blue is?
No apparently she is currentlyholding the record for the most
men fucked in one day what thatnumber is, like a thousand or
whatever.
Video got taken down, it waslike a thousand fifty seven
dudes in one day, and there is awoman who wants to beat that
(10:03):
record.
She held the last record oflike close to 500 dudes.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I just got a question at that point, Like I mean, I
know, I know at some pointthere's, there's just gotta be
chafing vagina, like inside it,Like like you have to have like
a constant lube man, I wouldthink.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, that's just there.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Have like a constant lube man, I would think right,
somebody that's just there'slike little, like even if you do
use lube, there still is alittle wear over time and I just
feel like if you did that foran entire day, it doesn't matter
how much lube you have.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
It's gonna be a little bit raw if you're the
lube guy, you have to see 1057dicks that day yeah, that's 1057
chances to get AIDS but it payswell though it probably doesn't
Speaker 1 (10:53):
one hand, one hand of lube is just spraying the line
of dudes coming up, the otherone, like hits her every now
again goes the guys, bro,they're not even spraying the
dudes, they just have a tubethat's going straight inside of
her and they're just fucking inthe back with, like one of those
fucking uh, weed fucking pumps,just fucking pumping it up as
as they're fucking going youknow, the fucking, the weed
(11:15):
sprays when you have to like youhave to like, pump them to get
the pressure up.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah, they're like that pressure sprayer.
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
That'd be way more efficientpump and I just pictured someone
like a plant you, just you just.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I don't even know something.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Real dumb is what I was thinking now, how do you
think they lined up the dudes?
Do you think they went fromlike smallest to biggest?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
or I don't really think there was an organization
yeah, I mean if they were beingsmart, they wouldn't have the
extra large men go first,because you know, then it just
you know.
Actually, maybe it would bebetter, because then, like the
smaller dudes, they justwouldn't hurt, they just fall
right in.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I just imagine those are her breaks.
It's like big dudes, smalldudes big dudes, small dudes.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So like did they have to finish?
Or like did they just sticktheir dick out?
And what was it just like?
All right next, it just neededwas it just next?
Dude that'd be so unsatisfyingfrom my understanding.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Could you?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
also imagine like after that, there's just a
thousand and 57 horny dudes thatjust need to fucking finish
themselves.
The fucking.
That's what we need to do.
That's what we need.
How horny are you gonna?
That's?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
what we need to do, that's what we need to do.
How horny are you going to get?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That's what we need to do with the.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
You got to beat yourself off a bunch in a line.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That's what we need to do for the ombu black.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Stick your dick in something for three seconds and
then you're on to the next andthen, whatever you do that day,
have a good one.
The locker rooms and theshowers are down the hall you
should take a shower you fuckingfilthy animal, you sick, fuck
you, sick, fuck.
You were number 637, you nastyfucker.
(12:55):
You knew that coming into thistoo.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh God god yeah from my understanding, because I
learned that from a podcast ofthese two local radio station
djs is this a guinness book ofworld records record?
That I don't know that wouldmean, because if that's the case
that the guinness staff wouldhave had to been there and it
(13:20):
would have had to been videoedyes, I believe it was possibly
videoed, but I don't think therewas a.
It's going to be the mostfucking, anticlimactic, fucking
video ever.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Did you know Dunkin' Donuts is apparently having a
temporary supply shortage oftheir donuts?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's not surprising .
Why is it not surprising?
Surprising because fucking, allthe fucking tariff wars and
fucking job cuts and shit likethat fucking can't get people to
make donuts.
Now, that's my reasoning.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
That's fair okay, who else is?
That's my reasoning Okay that'sfair.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay, who else is not excited at all for the Super
Bowl?
Because I don't think anybodyis.
We're playing D&D, aren't we?
Yeah, we have D&D that day.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Fuck that.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Don't make plans for that day.
Whatever you do I saw Everybodyin here don't make plans.
If you got plans, cancel them.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I don't have any plans that day.
I made sure.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I saw, I saw I named my sword.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
What are we going to call our group?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I don't know.
That's what we're going to callour group.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
I don't know why I don't know, I saw I saw a meme
about the Superbowl.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It was just like it was only one that I saw, but it
was just like people who wantthe Eagles to win and then
people who want the fucking uh,the chiefs to win.
It was just the two cities, andthen it was like people who
just want a meteor to hit thestadium and it was the rest of
the US.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I've seen that.
I've seen that meme.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
They're going to make a reference to the Philadelphia
Eagles fan whipping out hisfucking hand.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, you know, maybe he whipped it out in a couple
of days, the bullet came backdown and shot the plane in DC.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
That could be.
Maybe that bullet hit thecontrols.
I feel like we would be reallygood at making up conspiracy
theories yeah, yeah we should dothat we probably already are.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I mean, that's probably.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
How do we get into it is that.
Is it as simple as that?
You just post on the internetand boom, conspiracy theory
that's the farter.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, that's the farter.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
She looks like she constantly has to shit herself
oh no she looks oh no, she lookslike she is constantly shit her
pants like if we were out inpublic and you were like hey
xeno, that woman over there setfarting videos of herself to her
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significant other's ex.
I would believe you immediately, just based on what she looks
like the butt chin.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I have a butt chin, so I can say it Booty, chin,
booty chin, she's got thatlittle double cheeked up on her
chin she's got a booty fuckingbehind them.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
That is a sexy ass one.
Now the old room versus the newroom.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
There was so much more stuff in the old room, I
feel there was more stuff in theold room, at least that you can
see displayed.
There's a whole wall over herethat you can't see, but there
are a lot more bad dragon why,you putting my business on the
streets.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
He's got the new spidey Slinger 3000 from Bad
Dragon.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
It's just a dildo with a cum pump.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Would you buy a Spider-Man dildo, zeno?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, I wouldn't buy a dildo, would you?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I think you would.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Spider-Man.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Flashlight Spider-Man Flashlight it's his chocolate
starfish.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I might do it.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I'm not saying no.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I'm not saying I wouldn't do it hey, e note for
you.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I need you to make a thumbnail for the video for
gameboat I uploaded it oh shit,spoilers yeah, I mean cool,
it'll come out at some point,who knows when uh, just send me
a message of what happens in theepisode.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I'll have to remember that, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I edited that thing over the course of like two
weeks and every time I pick backup I forgot what happened.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I can make something generic.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I definitely know that a lot of times we wanted to
attack and our Pokemon wentinto the rage mode and we kept
getting fucked by that, justabsolutely fucked just fucked.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I'm gonna fuck you like we got fucking rivals today
we got a fair bit of fuck mybutthole got touched.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It was not the good kind of touch.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I'm ass dude if I ever play with more than one
person, I just get rolled I justfucking Hulk smash my fucking
desk.
What are you saying?
You're cutting in and out.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I heard.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Hulk smash.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
My mic is all fucked up.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Don't you say that.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
That was expensive.
I probably got angry and movedall around earlier, and hence it
was facing away from me.
Why would you do that?
That makes sense, is it dumb?
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Is it dumb?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Sometimes it's dumb.
Sometimes it's dumb.
Yeah, there's something aboutthat game.
When I'm playing with you guysand I look at the stats and I'm
like, oh, I'm, I'm two and twoand six, and everyone else is
just laying the poop like, oh, Igot a bunch of heals.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Though I healed a bunch of people support, though,
so like that's what you'resupposed to do it's bad, bad, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Earlier yesterday I had a game where I went.
I had 10,000 damage, 15,000taken and like 20k heals and I
was like we still lost.
And I was like what, what elsecan I fucking do here?
Guys, you can't blame it on mePussy, pussy.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I'm glad you guys are having fun with that game.
Now How's the stuff I mean?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
honestly, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think it's funny that Miles installed it he said
he installed it and then wehaven't played with him at all,
but I don't think he's going tolike it.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I don't foresee Miles having a great time with it,
like if he would have askedshould I download this?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I'd be like oh I don't know I would have just
straight up been like absolutelynot it would be like if he
wanted to download it.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Be like you're not going to enjoy any part of this
yeah, no, that's why I'm notgoing to download it.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
It does not look like fun time for me you know what
looks like a fun time.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
What's that, your dick?
Are you coming with everybodyin April as well?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Maybe I don't know, nobody really brought up much to
me.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
We've just been mentioning it in the OG
Guardians chat every now andthen about it.
I kind of just figured youwould see it.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I don't know that there's been a single
conversation about it outside ofthe league.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Guess what it's?
Three months beforehand, youget to know.
Now that was a good one.
Maybe Did you fart.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
No, I had a very big loogie that I just oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Did it just launch out of your mouth on accident.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
No, I put it in here oh.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I missed that.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I have a spit can that I always use whenever I'm
clearing my throat, because Idon't want to swallow that shit
again, because a lot of timesit's fucking meaty.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
I heard you swallow a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, but I don't swallow fucking thick things
that are going to never mind Ido I couldn't think of a way to
word it.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I've heard you say several times in the last two
weeks, spitters or quitters ohyeah, fair, that's true, but now
, but now I'm a quitter.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It has that on my shirt, but now I'm a quitter, I
don't spit as much, I don't jumpoff as much, I spit more.
Now that's the play.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It do be like that.
You know, all good things mustcome to an end.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Just Never mind, I'm not going to say that, say it
Just like Murky's mom.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Woof, yeah, to say that.
Say it just like murky's mom.
Yeah, I have a question.
So I'm back into fiance got meback into the imperium series.
Due to the recent release ofonyx storm.
Imperium series.
Due to the recent release ofOnyx Storm, I have no idea what
you just said.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I call it.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Dragon Book.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
It's a smutty dragon book.
The humans aren't fucking thedragons, the humans are fucking
the humans.
No bad dragon style.
But would that put me in booktalk girly part of the Venn
diagram or the monster that putsyou into?
The clitoris Because, like the,guy who's like the guy who's
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doing the fuck into the maincharacter is like all shadowy,
super dominant and shit you know.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
So I see a lot of myself in him.
I guess the important thing isdo you have a boner?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
when you're reading no, it's fucking weird because
it's like the first few.
So this is the third book.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Spoilers for everybody.
Why am?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I not rock hard right now, yeah, so because the most
time I listen to it it works.
I'm just listening to theaudiobook version.
So in the first two bookthere's minimal sex scenes.
In this one I hear it's goingto be real sex heavy.
And even the minimal sex scenesin the first two books made me
feel real weird at work.
(23:29):
I'm like I feel dirty.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
You're just at work and hearing yeah.
If you put it on speaker andsomebody else heard it, what
would they think of you?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, exactly, I'm going to listen to a dude's rock
clips.
Is that going to listen to?
Someone found the clitoris.
That doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Fool oh, fuck Clitoris is that Pokemon?
Murky's now part of theclitoris club.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, so it doesn't feel good, it doesn't feel right
.
So I was.
It doesn't feel good, itdoesn't feel right, but also I
get to listen to drag, but I getto listen to drag.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
What about?
It?
Doesn't feel right exactly.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
The listening to literature porn.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
While at work.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, yeah Just is it while it's being?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
at work while listening to it.
That feels wrong.
Yeah, and there's a graphicversion.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
There's a graphic version that I haven't listened
to all everything going on assounds in the background, so,
like that's, the last thing Iwant to hear is is the graphic
sex scenes in an audiobook?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
murky, I don't read smut like that.
Murky just said that he doesn'tlike porn with words, and I'm
just over here like what do youhave Fucking?
Silent movies of porn thatyou're watching now.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Fucking black and white, only man, black and white
fucking silent movies.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I heard he watches the fucking Doppler radar.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, he does.
The only sound he likes to hearis we're tracking the tornado
to the northwest murky's likethat's the fucking shit I like
oh man, if only the atc operatorwatched fucking the the radar
like murky watches a dopplerradar, it wouldn't have been a
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strategy.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I don't know yeah, unfortunate for the homies, uh,
we lost figure skating.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I think Russia did too.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
No, Russia just extended their condolences.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, I thought there were two figure skaters from
another country on that plane aswell.
You may be right.
I believe you Unless you wantto fact check it?
It he's probably doing it rightnow no, I spaced out.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I have no idea what we're talking about he got lost
on dragon smut.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
He was like so there's a fucking more graphic
version, you say immediatelystarted looking it up no, I'm
not gonna lie, I spaced out andI don't even know where I went
we were talking about the flightthat went down, and we were
talking about whether or not itwas just US civilians on it or
(26:12):
if there was like a Russian iceskating team on the flight as
well.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't think it was the helicopter?
I don't think it was thehelicopter.
Yeah, I don't think it was thefull skating team.
I think there were just like acouple of members that were
flying with the US team orwhatever.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Gotcha Long story short.
We don't know yet, and it's ashame.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
It is a shame they very quickly abandoned like a
rescue mission and turned itinto a recovery mission.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
it's kind of sad to see yeah, I mean when you look
at the video and it's uh just anexplosion.
I didn't see the video uh,basically, if you look at the
video, there's like a CCTVfootage and you can see like the
flashing light of thehelicopter.
And you look at the video,there's like a CCTV footage and
you can see like the flashinglight of the helicopter and you
can see the planes landing light, and then you just see a big
boom in the sky, looks like afire, looks like looks like a
(27:09):
firework went off.
So they probably took a look atthe CCTV footage and we're like
well, I don't think anybodylived from that.
Yeah, so get fucked.
What is this game?
Well, I don't think anybodylived from that.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah, so get fucked.
What is this game?
What is this game?
Some horror game that kind ofgives me God.
What was that?
One movie that was like all ona handheld camera, where there's
like a big monster attack inthe city.
Cloverfield gives meCloverfield vibes.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I've never heard of Cloverfield.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Oh, you should watch it.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Really I wouldn't recommend the sequels, but the
first one's good.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I've seen TikToks of this game.
It looks pretty entertaining.
Actually, I didn't realize itwas out already.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
You guys remember Content Warning.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, Content Warning was fucking hilarious.
It was fun.
That was super fun to watch.
I like you guys, but it wassuper funny to watch the thing
that sticks out the most to meis when we were all in the
dungeon and then he took thecamera and he, like, started
(28:18):
recording and then you just hearus all freaking out that
there's a bomb yeah, and he'srunning away it's called comedic
timing.
I'm sorry yeah he's just quiet,fucking booking it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I don't know if I should do.
I still have that.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I think I do somewhere wait, hidden in the
depths of your SSD it's on mydesktop.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Hang on, let me send it to the group and see if this
is.
And and see if this is correct.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Um, let me go ahead and find itagain.
Let me find it.
I must have saved that becauseit was the funniest shit ever.
(29:17):
Uh, I'll put this in the ADHDafter dark chat.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh, let's see here.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
When I turned around and I had dick on my face.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah, yeah, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh, that's right, we played this with Lil.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Hello, my name is Dick.
This with Lil.
Hello, my name is.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
This whole thing is so stupid.
Oh my God, I miss, I miss thatgame.
That was last, that was lastyear right.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
The fucking body comes tumbling.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, oh, no, that was last year right, the fucking
body comes tumbling.
Yeah, oh no, it's a mix.
Oh my god, man, we should playthat again, have we?
Have we gotten any?
Uh, have we got?
Has that game gotten anyupdates?
Like I feel like we played itwait, like around the same time
(30:21):
as um what you call it, umlethal company, lethal company.
But we we definitely did notplay that as much as lethal
company because we viewed it aslike almost the same game yeah I
think that's the only time weplayed.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
It is for that stream , yeah, that was the only one
that streamed right, no, yeah,their last update was december
13th of last year, where theydid some hot fixes and mod
support oh no, they added itjust got to the point of
(30:56):
E-Running away, we hit exploding.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Exploding happening in the back.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, that was like the best one we made.
We should definitely.
We should play that again.
We should Like.
We only played it once, sowe're not like burned out on it,
we just we're burned out on.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
It was a lot of fun.
It was like I think it was justus, like the three of us, and
Lil.
It was just us, like the threeof us, excluding Murky and Lil,
that owned it.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
So it was like nobody else had bought it, because it
released for free for like AprilFool's, and then after that you
had to buy it.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
So we're buying it for Murky and then we're playing
is what I'm hearing.
We're going to do that inFebruary at some point.
I'll stream it and then we'llhave a bunch of stupid fucking
videos to watch.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
ADHD after dark.
Coder Coco collapse stream.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, I'll upload it to the ADHD after dark channel.
I got an email saying thatwe're about to lose our YouTube
features on the ADHD after dark.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I got that for Eat Interact.
I don't do shit with it.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
We gotta bring Gameboot back too.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
I was thinking we could release two videos a month
.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I edit one and you edit one.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
And then we just every other week.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
That way, you have a month to edit and I have a month
to edit.
I think that's the best way todo it.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
But that's kind of where I want to start before we
go back to the live streams whatif I hid murky's nipple in the
background of a video, just likefor a split second?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
kind of like you have where they flash a wiener what
picture don't we have of youwith the nipples out?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
we have several pictures of you with your
nipples out.
What are you talking about?
We do you know how many timesyou fucking flashed your chest
on camera?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
yeah, you're right you make a valid point might be
a few of my ass if you look hardenough are we trying to
gaslight Marky into doingsomething again that he didn't
do?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
why'd you say it?
He's still here he's gonnaforget.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
He's gonna forget, oh I gotta take a piss.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I'll be right back take your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
If he comes back and takes his shirt off, I'll laugh
he's fucking swinging around orsome shit I'm free.
Oh my god, did you see thatexplosion in the other room?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
that was dusty pulling the trigger.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh, oh I put him down .
That's kind of fucked up.
Dude gaz ordered culvers, soI'm gonna have culvers soon oh,
yeah, getting some chickentendies are there's uh afraid of
the bird flu what bird flu?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
how?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
have you not fucking heard of the bird flu that's
going around?
It's the reason why chicken andegg prices are going up over
37%.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Well, see, I listened to the liberal agenda.
That is the liberal agenda.
Oh shit, well, I've beenlistening to the liberal agenda.
It is the liberal agenda.
Oh shit, well, I've beenlistening to the wrong one, I've
gotten you must have beenlistening to the Republican
agenda from the Babylon Bee.
Oh god damn it.
I do very much enjoy theBabylon Bee, though they are
(34:15):
quite hilarious.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's all satire news, it is yeah, I get all my news
from the Onion.
Ah, you know, good source, goodsource, good source.
Yeah, they are quite hilarious.
It's all satire news, it is.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, I get all my news from the Onion.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Ah, you know, good source, good source, good source
, yeah, sometimes, Fox News,because even the Onion can't
make shit up, but they do.
Somebody posted the Onionposted a video that they're
going out of business becausethey can't make shit up.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
that's, you know, more wild than the real shit
that's going on hilarious nothere's no random flash on
murky's camera, so maybe he diddon't know there he is I just
saw his headset come into viewand nothing else so fucking
weird.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, I take a b dude .
Speaker 4 (34:56):
It's so dark right there, murky I was gonna smoke a
cig, but yeah, yeah, I onlyhave my little back lights on.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Why don't you have another light on Do?
Speaker 5 (35:06):
you normally have another light on.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, normally the one back here Behind him.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
yeah, and usually the hallway lights on or something.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, yeah, kitchen lights are off and shit Whole
place is dark Does's be readingher book, then um, I think she's
watching tv, I don't know,maybe.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Okay, what read either that or reading smart on
the team yeah, you should gopull one of your most recent sex
scenes and and, uh, just readit for us on the podcast they
haven't, like they haven't therewas like one heavy petting
(35:45):
scene so far.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Read that you.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
You know he's using the audiobook because he can't
read.
He's told us several times he'silliterate yeah, stupid you
can't read us okay.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well, let's get dusty in it.
Put my fucking business outthere, murky.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You've stated on this podcast several times that
you're illiterate.
Crazy, Fucking wild.
Now take your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Show your tits.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Show your tits, that's all you're good for Murky
, whip him out.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
How dare I?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Murky just stands up and turns around and shows us
his ass tits have the nipples.
Oh my god, that's that's thenext villain in the fucking
nipples it's even worse than thefucking ass blasters, which was
a real villain in the fuckingTremors franchise.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yeah, ass blasters.
Oh God, those movies were awful, Like the first one scary.
I was afraid to go outsideafter it.
After that I was afraid of thebasement after seeing that.
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And then I was like well, I'm good because there's
some concrete walls in mybasement and I remember him
breaking.
There's some concrete walls inmy basement and I remember him
breaking his face on concreteyeah and then I saw the second
one and I was like, alright,this is kind of fucking stupid
they got really dumb.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
What did you think about the sixth one?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
just imagine if we had the funds to be able to make
just imagine if we had thefunds to be able to make a low
budget movie like fucking nippleis cage would do probably
pretty fucking horribly well itwould do at least as well as
like shark nato.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I feel like, yeah, it would class.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
If it did anywhere near as well as shark nato, we'd
be set forever, especiallybecause they made seven extra
fucking movies that didn't needto be made is the sci-fi channel
still thing they'll signfucking yeah, sci-fi channels
the thing I was gonna say.
I was gonna say, if the sci-fichannel is not a thing anymore,
the reason why is because theyshine shitty movies all the time
(37:51):
.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I think they show like mostly anaconda, these new
remake anaconda.
I saw that there's like namesin it too right.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I love that yeah what's the one show that
everybody wants sci-fi to bringback that they only had for like
two seasons or whatever.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
It's like fire, light or something firefly, firefly,
yeah that was a fox show was itfox yeah and then sci-fi just
plays like the reruns all thefucking time when they have
nothing else to play, apparentlypretty much let me tell you
something, brother if it's notMonday Night Raw, or Friday
(38:29):
Night Smackdown or any of theother wrestling, are you?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
trying to be Hulk Hogan now, no, I was going to
say don't don't be.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Don't be.
Hulk hogan bootied on real baddude.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
He came out and and I was just laughing so hard his
ass off, dude.
He was like I don't know how totake this.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
He's like you're the villain now, bitch you just kept
trying to cut the promo yeah,he was trying to promo something
bad.
It was kind of getting booedand then he started promoting
real american beer and theneveryone's like get the fuck out
of here.
Like it's exactly right why do?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
people hate him so much because he's racist.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, he said some pretty racist things at the
n-word.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
the N-word, oh, that's good.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
It's a baby.
Where were they during thatshow?
It was a blue state, I remember, and he did publicly support
Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
First Monday Night Raw on.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Netflix.
So I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Quite sure, yeah, I couldn't tell you I remember
somebody saying it was a bluestate and they were like, of
course he got booed.
Like what did you expect tohappen?
That was a poor choice oneverybody's part, like they
think.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
They think the wrestling community is just
going to support them yeah, wellthey, I think that's what they
expect is.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Oh, it's fucking Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
And all these other big names came back, so
obviously everybody's going tocheer.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Hulk Hogan was looking rough.
He was not making it down thatramp and if he did make it down
the ramp, he wasn't making itback up, because he rolled down
that ramp to get to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Oh no, did he really no?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
he like he was just struggling to walk.
That's unfortunate.
Like at all.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
He's probably drunk, drunk out of his mind.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
No, I think he's really fucking old man.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Oh yeah, and how old is he, he's like 70 something he
probably shouldn't have beenbrought in for a WWE event super
old, I mean he probably used anabuse.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Still knows how many steroids it was good opener for
Monday Night Raw.
But yeah, they definitely did.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, it was a good show.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
They did not need the Hulkster brother coming out
there.
I don't watch wrestling as awrestling fan it's not only
obviously all of his shitnowadays, but even back then.
Now you find out he was just anasshole.
Yeah, he had creative skills.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Yeah, he was an asshole.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
He was a grade-A dick .
Yeah, and you know people nowknow that shit behind the stage,
stuff, yeah, and then he justmakes more bad choices and they
stick fucking poor mouth of thesouth jimmy hart out there or
fucking.
I think that's it.
Yeah, whatever it comes outwith this mega megaphone, shit
(41:43):
doesn't really say much doesn'tsay anything the flag the best
he fucking can then he probablygot wore out and had to stop.
Oh no yeah, I don't know, thatsounds rough.
You saw what occurred afteryeah, the real wrestling fans
there don't like him.
(42:03):
And then like the newerwrestling fans that are
definitely don't like him, yeah,and then he just kept talking.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
Yeah, get off the stage.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
For real.
They won.
The hill was so bad.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
If there was ever a time for the cane to come out
and pull somebody off the stage,that would have been it.
Yeah, that's when it shouldhave happened hellfire,
brimstone hits, you bring out a50 year old man to chokeslam a
70 year old man.
Is that what you're suggesting?
He had the perfect opportunity.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
He was talking about, like the actual cane.
Oh, you know, you know whatthey should have done.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
they should have done .
You know what they should havedone.
This would have gotten so manycheers.
Just pick who they want the newfucking crowd favorite to be
and then fucking give him thefucking cane and just have him
go up and yank Hulk off thestage.
He'd get so many cheers.
You know it would have happened.
He would have just been cheeredout the mind and everybody
would have just been rooting forhim the rest of the night and
(43:00):
Hulk would have broke a hip.
I mean, it would have been afake injury, right.
He gets pulled with the cane andyou just hear and you're like,
ooh he just comes off.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Hey, you said come.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
I'll show you come hey, murky, with Murky with me,
with me ready one, two, threescreenshot screenshot there we
go, we got it boys we fuckinggot him.
I knew.
(43:40):
I knew I could get him to do it.
If I did it, oh God, I need toput some deodorant on.
He was so hesitant about doingit.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I know they're going to try to take a screenshot, but
God damn it.
I do want to do it insolidarity with Coco, I'm not
ashamed.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Oh dude, I can't wait for Switch to come up here and
me and Murky are just going tofucking double team him, and
then it's going to be us tryingto triple team Zeno.
One of us will get a kiss outof you.
So here's the plan.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
Kogo.
Here's the plan I'm going tofucking, I'm going to spider on
Switch.
I'm just going to lock his armsdown with mine.
I'm going to throw in doubleboots and just kind of
immobilize his legs so he'lljust be like a potato, and then
you just get to come up and makeout with him as much as you
want.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You know what I mean.
I feel like we need to do thison one of my carpeted floors and
not the concrete outsideanywhere works, let's let you
know if you guys try to do thatto me.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Somebody's getting a broken nose with a headbutt no,
I'm gonna poop on you, that'sfine, I got health.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Insurance hell, I might well you know what
happened.
I was going in for a fuckingshow on.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Transino and got a head to the fucking nose.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
You might do me a favor they'd have to do surgery
on my nose and I could be likehey make my sinuses bigger while
you're at it and fucking fix mysnoring problem.
You know, just push my nose infar enough that they have to fix
those areas too.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Yeah, there we go.
It was a win win.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, I get to kiss you and I lose all my fucking
allergies.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
I don't think it's going to make you lose your
allergies, but yeah, they justdrill holes into your.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
You know how they fix people that get.
Just get constantly clogged upsinuses.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
I have a funny feeling you're going to tell
them.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
They just go in and they actually drill your sinus
hole to make it bigger so itdrains better.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
That's pretty much all they do.
Somebody's hole.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh, okay, what you doing down there E Existing.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
What is he?
Speaker 2 (45:36):
doing?
Are you bouncing?
Speaker 4 (45:39):
a bouncy ball.
What are you existing?
What is?
Are you bouncing a bouncy ball?
You know what are you doing areyou playing with your shadow?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
I just registered my, my deck and I had to sort them
all, so I'm just shuffling anddoing test.
The test draws, because the bigshowdown is Saturday you gonna
lose?
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I hope not.
He's gonna go whip that ass ifI win, because the big showdown
is Saturday.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
You're going to lose?
I hope not.
If I win, I get to go to Japan.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Where's that Japan?
Oh, I didn't understand whatyou said.
If you win this tournament, youget to go to Japan.
I get to go to Japan.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
If I win it's all expense paid.
If I get second or third, I getinvited, but I have to pay my
own way are you gonna do that?
Uh, I'm gonna beg coco for abunch of money yeah, what's it
worth to?
You adhd after dark to sponsormy.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
I don't know how many kisses is it worth.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
How many kisses is it worth?
He's going to wheelchairs forthe blind.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Ah shit, it was a good non-profit ADHD After Dark.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, gamebo ain't paying for that shit, I can tell
you that much.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Gamebo's not paying for that.
So wait, like, where Is thislike a regional tournament that
you're doing right?
Speaker 3 (46:58):
now yeah, this is a regional tournament, and you're
doing right now, yeah, this is aregional tournament, and then
they hold the finals in Japan.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
So how many people's asses did you have to kick to
get to where you are right now?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
All of them, all of the asses.
This is an open tournament, soyou can just show up and compete
.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
But how many people are there?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Several, I don't know .
Probably somewhere between 100to 200.
I would expect you know it'sabout the same show out, show
out, turnout as when we went.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
But that's, but when not everybody was playing
Shadowverse, is this everybody?
Speaker 3 (47:40):
playing Shadowverse.
No, this is going to be thesame thing.
No, it's going to be dividedShadowverse and Vanguard it's
pretty much the same thing.
But there were shop tournamentsleading up to it.
I participated in two of themwhen if you won, you got a first
round buy.
So the first round is going tobe anybody that didn't have a
(48:03):
buy and then they filter in allthe people that have the first
round buy after that.
So I mean, of the tournaments Iwent to, I was fifth in the one
that had like 16 people andthen I was second in the other.
So I feel like I have a prettygood chance.
(48:24):
And I got knocked out of thetop four by one match, and it
was one turn in one match that Ilost.
If I would have had one moreturn I would have been in top
four and then I would have atleast had a chance to compete,
but the people I lost to were inthe top four, so I didn't feel
(48:44):
too bad after that team nicewell you're gonna fucking win.
I hope so I'm gonna try you justsaid you pictures of me farting
that's so fucking weird dude.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
I'm gonna report, I'm gonna harass the fuck out of
you with my butt.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I'm gonna fucking report.
I'm gonna use that money to flymyself to Japan for this jokes
on you.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
I don't have enough money to pay.
You can't take what I got.
I'll fucking take it fromsomebody.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Have enough money to pay.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
You Can't take what I need out.
I'll fucking take it fromsomebody.
She only had to pay the woman$137.
I don't think that's paying foryour round trip.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Let's see Hi.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Kate.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
How much do you think your trip's?
Gonna cost six hundred dollarsyeah did you already look it up?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
no, but I I don't.
I think it might be a littlebit more expensive than that
we're waiting, uh.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
$900 to Tokyo, non-stop, 13 hours and 20
minutes yeah, you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
You're gonna fly in cheap ass class.
Yeah, you're gonna fucking hateyourself.
I'll be, okay, I don't thinkyou will.
You're fucking over 30 now.
You're fucked.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Hey, fuck you oh the caters how you doing, bob.
You want to say hi to everybody.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Look at him oh, look at the caters, oh, look at the
man.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
okay, come on, he's like I need in your lap.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
I need in your lap.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Oh the caters, the sweet baby.
Cheapest flight is $744.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
What is that Frontier ?
Or is that the pieces of theplane that just fucking crashed
in DCA?
Speaker 2 (51:05):
That's where they get out of Trebuchet and they try
to fling you in that direction.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
If it gets me there.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
I'm the king of too soon jokes tonight.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I just selected cheapest flight and then it
didn't show me any.
Oh, here it is.
Um does require transfer twostops oh, that sounds awful.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
That's gonna be like a 24-hour flight.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Who is this?
I don't even know who this?
Oh, it's.
It's Frontier.
Oh, no what.
It starts with Frontier andthen it switches to Spirit.
That's awful.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
They're going to lose your bags.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
No, if you're fucking losing bags, you're going to
lose yourself In the goddamnocean.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
You're going to have to pay for your baggage twice,
once for Frontier and once forSpirit.
Speaker 5 (52:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
That's actually, but it's $744.
Round trip.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, at that point you're also getting on a plane,
that you're sitting on a dildothat's vibrating for 20 hours.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
That's the oddest description of a plane seat I've
ever heard did you say honestor honest?
Speaker 3 (52:23):
honest oh, dd, I thought you said honest, most
odd description of a chair and aplane.
I've never, never, had aproblem with flying, but I've
also only ever been on a planefor like two hours at a time
it's an exponentially worse thelonger it goes yeah, maybe I'll
(52:46):
win and I won't even have toworry about they're gonna pay
for everything they're not gonnapay for they're not gonna pay
first class they might that'slike a couple of grand Zeno.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
They got the money, yeah, but they also are gonna
save it, cause fuck you, maybethey won't Fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you ForSwitch, oh god.
Speaker 5 (53:17):
So we.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Are we gonna fucking rivals after we're done here and
get?
Speaker 3 (53:21):
fucked yeah, get fucked Mostly yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
Cool.
Once everybody signs off, I'lldo the stuff to upload this.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Kind of out of stuff to talk about, you guys got
anything else.
We're only 53 minutes in, so wegot seven minutes.
We got seven minutes.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
What happened this week?
Speaker 1 (53:41):
it's only been bad, I feel.
I don't feel like there's beenany good um, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Like cokie, you gonna come cheer me on this weekend
then uh, probably not I'm thehonest?
Probably not.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't think I'm up here.
You're fucking over there, bud.
Well, Ken is going to come with.
We're going to be the only onesrepresenting the OG shop Home
(54:13):
base.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
He needs to run.
That Is that his abyss deck?
Speaker 3 (54:19):
Yeah, I hope he does.
Yeah, he just needs to run thatIf his abyss deck.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
yeah, I hope he does, yeah he just needs to run that
if he wasn't planning on it.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
I was going to tell him he needs to plan on it
because that is a very good deckyeah, that abyss deck is pretty
good.
Yeah, it is pretty nasty you'repretty nasty that's what I'm
probably worried about most.
Going into this, I'm also kindof worried about, uh, the dragon
(54:44):
meta, because I have not playeda natura dragon deck I'm the
fucking dragon meta dude.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
You are not.
I am the numero in all the land.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
How many times have you?
Speaker 4 (55:01):
By far.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
The championship round.
Ricky, how many times?
Twice, dude, twice, yeah, yeah,how many times?
Speaker 5 (55:09):
I don't see any.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Is that important?
It is?
I got to the dance.
Answer the question.
Speaker 4 (55:17):
I had your ass and you cheated, I cheated okay.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
You're a dirty, rotten, cheating piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (55:24):
So what I'm hearing is both times, hey, everyone in
Chicago when you listen to this,when this gets huge, just
remember if ZitoStream38 winsthis tournament, he's a dirty
rotten cheater Rigged.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
Right Rigged.
So what I'm hearing is you madeit twice, you were unable to
clench the victory and you lostto Xenocraft both times.
That's what happened with yourdragon meta.
Speaker 4 (55:52):
I mean, I guess if you were that way, it makes it
sound bad.
But yeah, those are true games,that's what happened.
But like, oh, you know whathappened, you gotta make it
sound bad.
But yeah, those are true games.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
That's what happened, but, like Boo, you know what
happened, you gotta make itsound like that though.
Speaker 4 (56:04):
Yeah, you gotta make it sound bad.
Fuck, really close games Ialmost had you.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
They were very close games we were like oh, I got
lucky.
Speaker 4 (56:13):
And I was like yeah, you did Fuck, I'm way better
than you.
You got super lucky the secondtime in the championship.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
Before the match started, it was my birthday and
I was like so you're going tolike, let me win because it's my
birthday?
And he goes Johnny, I want youto know something for me to let
you win, I first have to havethe ability to like win.
So no, no, I'm not going to letyou win.
I first have to have theability to win.
So no, no, I'm not going to letyou win.
I was like oh, okay.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
I didn't possess the ability to do such and I was
right Barely.
Speaker 3 (56:51):
Maybe I was wrong.
I think you would have beenable to do it.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
I think you're a piece of shit cheater and
cheated me out of my one cardshop tournament win.
Yeah, did you enjoy yourselfAfter you went like that.
You were just like, oh, I'dcheat to be the best, but I'm
still the best, is that?
What you think?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Well, I'm out of stuff to talk about.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
You guys out of stuff to talk about besides murky
just constantly
Speaker 3 (57:27):
accusing you of lies piece of fucking garbage now on
top of murky, I'm gonna sue himfor all the fucking farting
videos he sent me.
I'm also going to sue him forslander and maybe for defamation
$3 out of him at a fuckingsmall.
(57:49):
I mean, that's fucking $3 more.
Speaker 4 (57:51):
I'll give you a 7-11 slushy dude.
That's about it.
Speaker 3 (57:55):
I could get down with that.
How about we just settleoutside of court and you buy me
that damn slushy?
Speaker 1 (57:58):
anyways, I could get down with that.
How about we just settleoutside of court and you buy me
that damn slushy?
Speaker 4 (58:01):
anyways, that's a settlement for the slushy huh
man I'm down with that All right, cool, I'll take that.
Speaker 3 (58:10):
Have your lawyer send my lawyer the documents and
we'll get that signed and sentoff.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
I'll write that up.
There will be many grammatical,grammatical errors.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
This contract will not be legally binding.
Speaker 4 (58:24):
I mean I may never buy you the slushy.
I'll videotape myself writingit and then someone coming in
going yeah you wrote that.
And then the walkout yeah, youwrote that.
That makes it binding, right?
Obviously, obviously.
Is that how that works?
That's how it works today, andwhen Zeno admits to being a liar
, I can take the two swords offhis back while I'm keeping for
(58:47):
myself.
Speaker 3 (58:48):
How dare you?
You want to know what to dowith them.
Can't handle swords like that.
Speaker 5 (58:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Oh no, Only long shadows can't handle swords like
that.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
Oh no you couldn't hang swords on the wall as
straight as I did yeah, they'repretty straight.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
It's fucked up.
You think that little took alot of time though pride, didn't
even use a straight edge yeah,he just used his penis looks
like shit.
Speaker 4 (59:19):
That whole wall slanted as fuck spider-man's way
.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
Above all the other stuff right right right
spider-man went out.
Blast actually too that sucks.
Speaker 1 (59:31):
Who hurt you murky?
Speaker 3 (59:40):
is that all?
Is that all we got?
I think that's all.
We have any shout outs to give?
Speaker 1 (59:44):
from our patrons fucking what fucking page?
Let's shout out shell again forsome good content.
Last season shell, you don'tremember no, you don't yeah the
fucking she's called she'scalled mischievous.
Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
I hope you're doing well out there.
Uh, man podcast virtuoso getbent get bent alright, goodbye
everybody, goodbye.
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