February 20, 2025 • 61 mins
Ever tried recording a live podcast only to be hilariously derailed by unexpected technical meltdowns and a video we probably should've skipped? That's exactly how we kick off this episode, navigating through chaos with laughter as our best compass. As we grapple with bizarre scenes and decide to pull the plug on offensive content, we find ourselves dissecting an intriguing email from Alex San Filippo of Podcast Match. His quirky offer to discover our "podcaster personality types" leads us down a rabbit hole of grammar critiques and conspiracy theories, leaving us to wonder: is this email too good to be true?
Our podcasting journey is a testament to spontaneity and camaraderie, as we share the quirks that define our show, "Wheelchairs for the Blind." Despite a marketing strategy that’s as laissez-faire as it gets, we're both perplexed and pleased by our growing listener base. We banter about our unique approach, from episode titles to the unexpected debates about our most loyal listeners. And then there's the fun of our mid-2000s gaming nostalgia, our take on "Cats: The Musical," and the police officer prank tales that have us giggling through the absurdity of it all.
Things take a turn for the unexpected when we stumble upon our online presence that we didn't know existed. Between surprise YouTube uploads and a comedic YouTube comment by a familiar gamer, we're left navigating the delightful chaos of discovering our digital footprint. We wrap up with an outlandish story of a pregnancy announcement that's as dramatic as it sounds and Murky’s Discord serenade that lingers in memory. Whether it's laughter over a new horror film starring Cher or debates on genetically modified Brussels sprouts, this episode is packed with unpredictability and pure entertainment.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
yeah, we're live.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, we're not live, we're recording it's the same
thing as being live.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We are live recording yes at the time of recording
yeah also, I don't know what Ijust said anyways, here's show
about shedding oh, it's muted onmy end.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hang on, yeah it's muted on my end.
Hang on.
Yeah, it's muted on my end toowhat the fuck is this leno?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
this show bus showedy .
Is this all it is?
No is he saying the n-word?
Yes, he was okay, I can'tinclude the system audio, then
got it.
You should have told me he wasgonna say the n-word xeno I
(00:52):
forgot about it you're awful.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I haven't seen this since high school there's
probably a good reason why yes.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What the so?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
so explain to me what the backstory is behind this I
don't know, I uh, this videocame out while I was in high
school and, uh, it startedcirculating, got really popular.
Um, there's a point where oneof the rappers is sick, and it
made me think of Murky, who issick right now.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh, cold and stubby nose why are they comparing this
guy to Winnie the Pooh and whyis there now he's eating a
squirrel after he was holding a?
I don't even know how todescribe this.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And now he's playing video games with a monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He was beating a child there.
Maybe you should, maybe youshould.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That is what was happening.
Maybe you should stop.
No, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, we have we have other stuff to do too.
Yeah, yeah, we, we got a lot oftime to come.
We do have a lot of time, butlike nobody else is hearing this
guy on the short yeah, you'reright, you're right.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Hey, everybody, go look up show bus shouting you'll
be severely disappointed.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Gucci swag and I just something.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh my fucking christ oh, his lips are so chapped,
he's 12 months pregnant and hedoesn't care oh look, there's
the murky reference.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I mean to be fair.
If you talk about anything,this video seems to cover it
yeah, you're right oh, fuckingchrist, how's it been going.
E it's going, I guess so, uh,let me see when was this nine?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
days ago.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So, like just shortly after our last podcast
recording, I uh took a look intothe um adhd after dark to the
ADHD After Dark fan mail emailaccount.
Not really fan mail, just theemail account.
We got an email titled WouldLove to Connect.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Happening again.
We haven't read the email yet.
I haven't even read the emailnow, so we're going to go ahead
and you guys see this Before westart.
I haven't even read the emailnow, so we're gonna go ahead and
you guys see this Before westart.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I'm gonna say this is a conspiracy Theory.
In some way this is gonna linkback To fucking whatever Her
name was in the first Companythat represented her.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
There's no way.
So, you guys ready for thisemail?
We're gonna.
We're gonna read it out loudtogether.
All right, so this guy I don'teven know this is from alex san
filipo is that what I pronounceit?
okay, that's how I'd say it.
So it's basically from team atpodcast matchcom and it says hey
(04:01):
, congrats on your success withadhd after dark.
You've already released moreepisodes than most podcasters
ever do, which is amazing.
I'd love to support your showby listening.
Can you send me a link to oneof your recent favorite episodes
smiley face character art uh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So we're gonna send them nipless cage either that
one.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Can we just send him a raw footage of us playing a
porn game?
I don't see why not.
I mean, we could also do nipplea scage, uh.
And it says and then it goesinto the next part of his spiel,
which is what he's probablytrying to sell us on which he
says on my end, I've created afree, data-driven quiz that
helps podcasters reach theirgoals and it tells you which of
(04:45):
the 12 podcaster personalitytypes you are.
I'm the software-savvy savant.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm sure you are Alex ?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'm sure you are.
I'd love for you to take me thequiz and when you send me your
favorite episode, let me knowwhat personality type you got,
too.
We have to take this quiz.
I don't know about him.
Let me know what yourpersonality type you got, too.
We have to take this quiz, nibs.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't know about Nibs.
He has a huge grammar mistake.
The second paragraph where hesays on my end, yada, yada yada,
12 personality types.
He does a period, thenparentheses and then continues
on to a new idea, parenthesesand then continues on to a new
(05:27):
idea.
He needs to put that periodafter the parentheses because it
is an additional idea to thatfirst sentence, not the second
sentence.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, alex, fix your stuff it's you think that link
is legit though uh, we're aboutto find out here's the uh.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Here's the quiz.
I say we need to do someresearch on this by the way,
it's 100 free no paywalls, noupsells.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
If there's anything I can do, be zero percent free.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Lots of paywalls and lots of upsells if there's
anything I can do to be helpful,let me know.
Everything I do is listed below.
Glad to be connected.
We're not connected.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You just sent an email um, I guess, now that
we've read the email, we areconnected to alex san felipe he
publicly shares his downloadstats.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Oh uh, popping him up , he's a real person in
podcasting pod match is wellwe're already way closer than we
were with shell.
We did it as a musical artistfor some reason.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's interesting.
And then it says they alsolaunched a podcasting network
and they're looking for shows tojoin.
They don't want us there.
There's no way.
They want us there, god no theyhave not what they want they
have not listened to the podcasthe has his own website.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I got it.
Let's send him this podcast toreview.
Oh god, this is us shitting onhim so I'm shitting on him?
We're not shitting on him,we're just we're vetting him out
.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You know not yet we should send him the other
episode two of shell, when wefucking had three episodes does
he well?
All right, podcasting softwarefounder and podcast host all
right, we're clicking this startpodcast score link.
What do we get?
Oh, is it gonna ask for all ofmy data?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
yes, 110, oh this page.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
This page became really fake looking really a 9
154 and 28 cent value yours forfree.
Where?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
did you get this number, alex?
Where did you get this?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
we need some goddamn answers, alex where the fuck did
this number come from?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
wait, wait, scroll back up to that picture together
.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You jacked my guy, he , he he is jack you work out,
alex, he's got some.
I don't know.
He's got an intro video.
Let's watch the intro video.
It's not available anymore.
Oh, alex, you're dust the endof it, man.
That's.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
AI created man.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Is it you think so?
Ai created In his arm yeah, Idon't know.
Oh my god, the quiz is going totell us the chances of making
it as a podcaster.
Wait, is this number going upas I'm talking?
No, it was just at 26.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I thought it was at 25 at one point, you know it
probably like you take the quizand it gives you a really low
number, and it's like if youtake my course for $1,000, you
can crank this up to 100% oh mygod, we can type something in
there we can kill 21 minutes ofthe podcast by doing this let's
(08:36):
do it average quiz completiontime 21 minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You ready?
Like it's gonna make us put incaptain how do you want me to
spell I?
Do you want me to just puti?
Do you want me to just put?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
ie no, do you want me to?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
spell it stupidly.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna do, I, andthen eye captain next okay have
you written down your why reasonperson?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
absolutely not this doesn't apply to.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Not apply to the my podcast 100 okay do you know who
your podcast serves.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
This does not this is for our own personal needs.
What?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
What describes your main podcasting goal?
Full-time.
Add value and serve a niche up.
No Change the world.
No.
Expand my influence.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No Raise awareness for cause business, which is
wheelchairs for the blind.
Well, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean that's on the table.
Other unlisted goal for mypodcast I need to set a goal, or
no?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
goal.
My podcast is just for fun.
I mean, can we put in a reason?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, I can go back, but I think we should just leave
whatever we choose, right?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, that's fair If it asks us later we're
definitely going to say that wewant the six flags fast pass
right.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yes, a hundred percent.
Do you struggle with impostersyndrome as a podcaster?
What the fuck is a?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
podcaster?
No, we're, we're authenticallyus on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, alex, you should know this how would you
rate your level ofself-discipline?
Very low, you can see dick andor asshole.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
On this podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'm pretty positive.
Do you release new episodes ona set schedule?
Surprisingly.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
More so than we do anything else.
Um, I guess I would saysometimes I miss deadlines and I
don't have an episode readybecause we just say, yeah, we're
not doing one this week yeah oh, I guess.
No, I post when I can and don'tpressure myself with the
schedule.
But like this is, we try to doit every week say that bottom
left one what keeps, what keepsyou committed to not stop your
(11:00):
podcast.
You, alex, you, alex is allabout you now.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Not fine, not finances not a goal.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
We're not downloading because we're not.
We're not even caring if itgrows influence.
I mean, maybe um podcast isjust for fun.
Yes, yeah, for real howpublicly shared is your podcast
commitment or goal?
I've shared it with everyone,everywhere, anyone who listens
to this podcast knows, our goalis to not do anything do you
(11:33):
skip time with family or friendsto stay up or stay up late to
work on your podcast?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
no, no, no, we don't even work on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No talking, yeah we don't edit, we don't do shit.
Do you schedule time for lifeoutside of cop podcasting?
Our podcast is a part of ourlife, three hours one day every
two weeks yeah, it's not eventhree hours, it's like fucking
an hour and a half bro, weplayed marvel, fucking an hour
and a half, hour and a half,you're welcome yeah, that's like
(12:02):
when we had the nicholas cageidea.
Yeah, um nipples nipples sorry.
Yeah, it was good shit we don't,we don't fucking have any sort
of all right.
What best describes yourfeelings towards your podcast
right now?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
oh, it's definitely fun and exciting, overwhelming
overwhelming fun and excitingother I think it's fun, exciting
, fun.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I think it's fun, yeah do you envision yourself
still podcasting in five?
God, I fucking hope not if I'mnot, no I was about to say if
I'm not podcasting in five yearsI'm probably dead, because this
thing's not gonna die yeah, Imean it does do pretty well for
the minimal amount of commitmentit's like an hour, an hour
every two weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
We just get together and talk like we're just
recording what we're talkingabout?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
yeah, we take seasonal breaks this is our work
.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We have a great work-life balance.
We would all be broke andhomeless and probably not have
computers to do this on anymore,but I mean in all fairness,
it's the only reason I get inthe voice chat anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Which best?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
describes the title and description of your podcast
uh I'm sure, other unsure Idon't know which clever to
reflect my personality I feellike, yeah, I was gonna say that
top left one I mean it alsouses a play on words descriptive
socriptive, so you know whatit's about.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
No, it's not no, that's why you have the AI thing
.
Yeah, but it's descriptive I'veread one of them.
They're like four paragraphslong.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, but they're like always wrong.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Anytime it tries to spell Zeno's name, anytime it
puts Zeno in the fucking episodedescription, it spells his name
wrong and different.
Every fucking time it spellsyour name more often with a Z
Zeno.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
AI it's spelled X E N O.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Zeno X E N O alright, fun and creative, oh, which
describes the format of yourepisode titles.
Um, coco just comes up withthose, I don't know, uh, oh
which describes the format ofyour episode titles.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Coco just comes up with those.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I don't know.
I don't have a clear format ordirection for my title we do
include the show's episode typeslash segment.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I do have the start, the titles, with the episode
number.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Would you say the second from the bottom?
I mean it's fine, we referencethe episode type I mean
sometimes.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Other times we just don't the words that reflect the
episode I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
There is no clear format which describes the
format of your episodedescription.
There is no work done in theeye like I is other is the AI
answer.
None of these other ones.
All of these other ones may ormay not like be done, but I
don't do it right, right,otherwise there would be no
(15:05):
description which describes theniche focus of your podcast.
Um, uh, we have broad range oftopics to reach more listeners.
We don't do that, we don't doit on purpose to reach more
listeners.
We don't have a narrow niche.
Because we don't have a niche,I guess random.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
The content is kind of focused on our company and
brand yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Wheelchairs for the Blind.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
It is random.
How does your podcast serveyour listeners?
I hope to God.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
You don't feel like you're belonging to a community.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I want.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Everything clicked on .
We doases knowledge.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
We do increase knowledge.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, so you learn a new fact.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Raise awareness.
Wheelchairs for the blind Funand entertainment Wheelchairs
for the blind.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Encourages and motivates Wheelchairs for the
blind Belonging in a communityWheelchairs for the blind.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I mean you lost me on most of those, but uh, I'm
gonna leave other unchecked,because we checked everything
else yeah that's rather howsatisfied are you with your
podcast marketing efforts?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
we have.
I mean the fact that we're notlike na growing.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
My podcast is listenership is not a focus and
I mean the fact that we have 50and like an average of 50
downloads every week, withouteven trying or promoting at all
I mean which is shocking to meyeah, how do you market your
podcast to grow leaderlistenership?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
uh, we do not request people that listen to this to
share it.
We don't do anything to turn upthe reels.
We don't do audiograms.
Request that they don'tactually yeah, we actually
request that they don't do that.
We don't create any graphics,we don't post real life behind
the scenes pictures, because Ican't share those legally.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Well, we do share sometimes stuff on x we do okay,
maybe.
Maybe we'll check that one yeah, yeah, well pretty soon we're
gonna go away from pretty sureour podcast listenership is just
murky because he re-listens toepisodes not factual yeah, we
don't, uh, I mean, not factualnope, you're gonna look us in
the eyes right now and tell usthat you don't listen to the
(17:17):
podcast I'm gonna say I listento dnd a hundred times more and
I listen to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
You didn't answer the question.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, he's avoiding than I listen to the podcast.
You didn't answer the question.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I have listened to the podcast forever.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Do you listen to the podcast regularly?
No, you don't listen to everyepisode?
No, do you listen to 80% of theepisodes.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
How about 50%?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I think, now that he's being called out, he's
trying to hide the fact that hedoes it because any other time
it's like the day after podcastcomes out.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
He's like dude.
I was listening back to it.
That shit was fucking funny.
We're like Merky.
You're like 20 of our fuckinglistens for the week, well,
anyways, we don't emailsubscribers.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We don't ask fans or listeners to share.
We don't tag pod match in myeven though you existed.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah, we didn't even know you existed today today we
learned about you.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
We should create a blue sky for adhd after dark,
since twitter's fucking dyingyeah yeah, that sounds good.
Um, maybe we do that next week,if we remember.
Yeah, uh, well, the week afternext yeah, the week after we we
do technically talk about itwith friends and family, but
really, like crappy photos and Imean, I don't talk about this
podcast at all fair, fair
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I talk about it at work sometimes content.
I had a dream that my boss toldme that he was listening to the
podcast and I was just like god, why?
Good thing you guys don't havean hr department yeah, he just
turns his hat around, then he'sthe hr department boss.
Man does he's not wrong waitgetting.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
How do you get more apple podcast reviews?
Uh, you ask people to leavereviews okay, we don't, we don't
go to other podcasts.
We, we tried, we tried and halldidn't want anything with of
that.
Uh, we tried with the podcast,virtuoso they also reached out
to us about a year ago we, wedid.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Uh, we found out they were a scam.
Alex, don't you fucking let usdown?
Uh, we don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I'm learning on it.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
The next thing you said is a fucking possible like
estimate in place for a thousanddollars.
I'm tripping out, alex.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I'm tripping the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
How satisfied are you with your podcast monetization
strategy?
We don't care about fuckingmoney.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
How do you?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
monetize your podcast .
Speaker 1 (19:41):
We don't have any plans monetize your podcast?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
we don't have any plans.
We've been eating fuckingcereal with a fork to save the
milk.
Does that tell you?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
anything about our monetization.
Do you have a list of futuretopics to cover on your podcast?
Nope, uh.
Do you have a consistentepisode duration, structure and
format?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I mean we have a consistent duration, but there's
no structure yeah, thestructure is that there is no
structure I guess that meansit's consistent, but it's
consistently inconsistent.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I think it's a yes, yeah, I think it's a yes,
personally.
Consistently inconsistent, it'sstill consistency.
Yeah, it's consistent in somefact which best describes how
you feel about creating extracontent to share about your
episodes?
I do not have any fucking time.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
No.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Do you aim to produce evergreen content for your
podcast?
What is this?
Yeah, what?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
is evergreen content Like.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
YouTube.
Youtube is considered evergreenwhat makes it evergreen.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Youtube is considered evergreen.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
What makes it evergreen, the fact that you can
kind of plant something and itcan stay there and kind of get
views over time.
Just randomly.
We tried that with OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, not OnlyFans.
Fansly, that's right.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
It looks like they're saying this in terms of date
sharing.
Yes, I avoid sharing.
Sharing dates, current eventsand anything in the near future
seems like a differentdefinition than what you gave
for evergreen yeah, I'm justgoing off sometimes, but often
things come up that arehappening in my life.
(21:21):
Cool, do you have documentation?
No, no god, no, no.
Do you feel stressed oroverwhelmed by the production of
your podcast?
Uh?
every day no, shut the fuck up.
Are you using software,services and tools to help
simplify your productionprogress?
(21:43):
I mean, yes, I, yes, I'm usingOBS to record it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, technically yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I have the ideal toolkit for simplification by
having a stupid easy.
It's pretty damn simple.
You don't edit anything.
Do you review your productionprocess, your podcast production
process?
No, no.
How do you streamline orautomate your process?
Well, we don't automate bookingwith guests.
We don't have calendarscheduling.
Uh, I guess we have a premiumpodcast hosting.
(22:11):
We don't have.
We have a ai.
We got ai there.
It is um modern tech.
I don't use a text editor, weuse ai.
Why is modern text at it?
Oh, is this?
We use Soundwave software.
They call that legacy.
Now, I guess Software forgetting Apple podcast reviews.
(22:33):
That one 100% sounds likebotting.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Is that even legal?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
No, I don't think.
High quality, not Zoom,recording software.
Sure Discord's, not Zoom.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I mean Discord legitimately is a step up over
Zoom.
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Other tools.
Sure sure, there we go yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
I got a question you ever drank a bunch of NyQuil and
then tried to beat off and seeif you fucking cum or if that's
what it hurts you ever?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
drank a bunch of NyQuil and then tried to beat
off and see if you fucking cumor if that's what it hurts.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Answer the question.
Murky wants to do a challenge.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Murky wants to do a challenge.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I was too Surprise.
Hey Murky, how much NyQuil youdown yet uh, that didn't take
any night bull oh, oh fuck.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Should probably get on that and start.
Oh my god, this is the questionfor us.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
How do you handle podcast editing?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
no, editing my episodes are published as
recorded even when murky'sracist yeah, what the fuck that
was a quick one that was holyfuck.
What word did you say?
You never answered the question.
Did you think, if you say itfaster that it's not racist,
because it still is murky?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
in my head.
I just imagined murky sayingthe n-word, but sped up and
sounding like a chipmunk.
Don't ask me why I had thatimage in my head.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The adhd took control there.
Does someone help you with yourpodcast?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
you don't want to work with us?
Come on, buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Does someone help you with your podcasting?
You sure you don't want to workwith us?
Come on, buddy.
Does someone help you with yourpodcasting tasks or work?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm not a one-person show, but I mean, I guess this
question doesn't really apply tous because we're a group and I
just record.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
With your podcast.
Is time or money the mostmountain time?
No, yeah no, I'm willing toinvest myself as a podcaster to
free up my time, money.
My budget is small.
I need to save whatever I canwe have a budget it.
It's called Coco's Credit Card.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh yeah, I mean we do have like a fund that I don't
know if we've Ah Big crashed.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
That's what everybody .
Speaker 1 (24:58):
This is week two.
We finished the survey and youknow we answered questions about
how our podcast production isand we said it was perfect.
We did just a whole survey anduh, and in fact was not perfect.
We think that place is probablya scam, because I don't know if
it's a scam, I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I mean I mean, it did exactly what I said or emailed
that to do.
It rated us I never sent theemail because we never published
the episode to be fair, it didrank us low, and then our
podcast also crashed because ofour lacks of checks and balances
.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
But it said our mental well-being was 100%.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So yeah, I mean we're doing, I mean that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yeah, we're doing the thing so we did it Very low
demand of time.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
But yeah.
So now we're just gonnacompletely ignore that whole
thread and you know that's thefunny stuff that could have been
but never happened because wedidn't have the episode and
we're just gonna talk aboutrandom other stuff today.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
So, murky, say something racist it could have
been canon that I got a bbl younow it's not I mean, you did you
did?
You did get a bbl.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I don't actually know , I don't know how soon, how
soon in the episode you said it,because there is 25 minutes of
stuff that was said that I don'tremember what was said and I
can guarantee you, after thisuploads, I'm going to search for
BBL in our fucking transcriptand if it's before the 24 minute
mark, you, my friend, are canonbut I thought it was canon that
(26:30):
Zeno was the racist one nowbecause he was sharing the video
that said the n-word in it.
That was in the first minute ofthe video.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
There's also probably an n-bomb in the video before.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I very quickly muted it, sean well done again.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
sorry if you heard that I can't be held accountable
for what happens.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
You told me to watch this video and as soon as I
unmuted it I hear the N-bomb andI'm like I'm just going to go
ahead and mute that again.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I didn't remember that that happened.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I didn't know.
We were in mid-2000s Call ofDuty lobby.
That came out in mid-2000s Callof Duty lobby.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That came out in mid-2000s man.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
It was a part of the culture.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It was taking us back .
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, taking us back to good old racism, kind of like
.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Daddy Trump is.
You know, he's trying to takeus back in time a little bit.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
What he's very far back in time to the 1940s.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Somebody play Time Back right now.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Oh dude, you guys see fucking shares out there,
almost 80 years old, the SNLfucking 50th anniversary.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I did not know if I could turn back time did you
know she's producing a horrormovie.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Really what it's directed by Robinson's brother,
who's Spider-1, who is the leadsinger of Power man 5000 or
whatever that movie is called.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
He's directing it and Cher is producing it, kevin
Costner is in the crowd 78 yearsold, all the autoner's.
Just in the fucking in thecrowd.
Just 78 years old.
All the auto-tune in the world.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Huh, what is a producer's role in the film that
?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
is a great question.
Let's Google that.
What does a producer do in?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
film.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
And let's scroll down , because I refuse to read what
the AI is going to tell me.
I read that all the timeactually.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Because fuck, reading it myself.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, let's see.
The film producer is a personwho oversees the film's
production.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
What a fucking definition.
The producer overseesproduction.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Congratulations, now you know good answer, good
answer good fucking answer forfinding and selecting promising
material for development.
Uh, they supervisepre-production, principal
photography, post-productionstages.
Uh, they Post production stages.
They Are the people who hirethe director for the film.
(29:08):
So essentially they Kind ofhelp get it known and they try
to help find people they thinkare going to do a good job With
the film.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
So they're in charge of producing the film, correct,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
It checks out.
It checks out, it checks out.
Oh, what you got there.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Who were you talking to Stuffed?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
pepper casserole, that kind of came out a little
soupy.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It still sounds good.
It's going to come out theother end soupy too.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
That's all the pepper juices.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's going to come out the other end soupy too.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Like an Asian slaw burger.
It was really good.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Nice Was that the pizza burger you were talking
about, no?
Or pizza sandwich?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
That was a pizza sandwich from yesterday.
No, what I had for dinner wasan Asian slaw burger.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Okay, so what was on it?
Like what made an Asian slaw?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
So it had in the ground beef was cat soy sauce
and like asian garlic hey look,that's how I found my cat was at
an asian restaurant.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
We don't need to bring that out did you save him
yeah, it was me.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's why his name is.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
That's how she got her name.
Neat, I'm gonna tell that story.
Did you not know this?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
no, I've never known that that's some deep cut never
been on the podcast I'm prettysure that's never been brought
up before.
Hey guys, you know what behappy that last week's version
of the podcast that you wouldhave got got cut short, because
now you know why ming is mingyeah, all right so it was like
one of the first.
(30:44):
I've never known that me when Imet him.
We yeah we've done, we've alldone each other Never told,
never told me that Never do that.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
So this is when I was living down in Texas it was
right before snowmageddonhappened and my ex wife and I
went to this curry restaurantand it was called ming because
it's supposed to be chinesecurry and her and I had just put
in our order.
We sat down and we heard ascream coming out of the kitchen
(31:14):
and we're like what the fuck isgoing on and we just see this
tiny little asian woman holdinga cat, running out and throwing
her out the door.
What teeny, teeny, tiny kitten.
And like I am trying to holdback laughter because the image
I just saw and I was likethere's no fucking way.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I just saw that you just saw a tiny asian lady
screaming her head off, runninga cat out of the kitchen our
freezer is full fool, he's afool you go outside.
Now he's a fool.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
You go outside no, our waitress I hate myself.
Our waitress, who was a whitewoman, was like, apologizing up
and down.
She was like there's thiskitten, we can't seem to get rid
of her.
She keeps trying to come in andtake her chicken and at least
(32:05):
you know, the food is not made acat.
I tried to convince me to liketake the kitten off their hands
and then, like tomorrow, drop itoff at like a humane shelter.
And we already had a dog andanother cat.
My cat driver and I was like Idon't know, and eventually I was
like, fine, but like I want youto know that you're gonna have
(32:28):
to drop it off.
I do not want this to be myresponsibility.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
I do not want to I will leave you the worst google
reviews, the absolute worst.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
We took the cat off their hand, but we asked for a
box to like put the kitten in sowe could walk it to my car a
styrofoam box.
It is this huge cardboard box.
All this like Asian letteringon the side.
I was hoping the story was gonnago down the path of they just
(33:00):
gave you a takeout box for thecat, I mean pretty much, but
ultimately the next daysnowmageddon happened,
everything shut down and when Icould find a rescue that was
willing to take this kitten,they wanted me to pay them, like
this, forfeit fee.
(33:20):
And I'm like this is not ourcat, I'm not paying you money to
take it right.
And eventually, like I was likefuck it, I'm not giving up this
cat, this cat's mine now.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
So I know you think this sounds like a fucking joke,
but I swear to god, he waspushed on me at a chinese
restaurant.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah, they said something about the freezer's
full, I cannot make that stuffup, so that's how I got Ming and
I just named her after therestaurant, oh yeah, yeah, I
never knew that story.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
That's how I got Ming .
Speaker 1 (33:59):
What were we talking about before that?
I feel like it was something.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I don't fucking remember either.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
We were talking about the asian slaw burger yeah, oh,
yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
so, um, brown beef had some asian garlic and like
ginger stuff, like that in thebeef, mix it all up and then
obviously cook the burgers.
And then the coleslaw was justslaw and it came with like some
kind of a marinade.
I'm not even sure what kind ofmarinade it was, but I put the
(34:34):
marinade in the slaw and then Iput a little happy salt in it
and mixed it all up and thenfucking made burger, brew,
burger and bun, brew slaw andburger.
Badum, bing, badum, boom Verydelicious.
And then fucking made burgerthrough burger and bun through
salon burger bottoming bottomvery delicious are ADHD podcasts
upload to fucking YouTube.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I don't know, because I just got an email saying that
we had a.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
We had a YouTube comment and I didn't realize
that they were on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
No, you talked to't realize that they were on
YouTube.
No, you talked to us about that.
They were going to startuploading to YouTube now, but it
was going to be like audio only.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Apparently Hang on, yeah, so like.
I don't watch the news.
How do I find our episode?
I don't fucking know dude.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh, I guess, hang on, wait, wait.
I found ADHD after dark.
Uh, they uploaded episode 2 allthe way to season 3, episode 2,
and then there's nothing elseup there.
I don't, maybe there wassomething else I had to do hello
YouTube, hello Spotify, helloApple podcast and everybody else
(35:46):
.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
There was something else I had to do Hello YouTube,
hello Spotify, hello ApplePodcast and everybody else.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
What do you mean this channel had?
I think there's something Ineed to.
I think there's something Ineed to probably fix on our end.
But yeah, why?
Oh, it's because everythingmoved from Google Podcasts at
that point, because that's whenit shut down, and our last
episode that was up uploadedyoutube was the great bass pro
skinny dip incident.
What, what were we talkingabout?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
for that.
I don't remember, but it wassomething murky brought up and
that's why we were talking aboutthe bass pro shop.
Uh, what?
Which episode has the comment?
Uh, here I found it.
It is we made a fans.
Yeah, it's yeah, satan burn 214.
(36:33):
That just did a laughing emojiin the confetti emoji.
I probably said something satanuh, they do have a little
picture of satan.
Yeah, well, that's the wrongbutton oh, that was.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Are we here?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
it's satan it's been a while hey, satan burn 214
thanks for commenting on ourpodcast not my podcast, uh, yeah
you don't want to be associatedwith us.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
It's satin, burn like the the material.
Well, now he's satan.
What did they say?
Just a laughing, crying emojiand a confetti emoji.
Love that?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
yeah, maybe that was me okay goodbye goodbye, satan
satan zero one satan zero two.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Satan, you're still on the air, satan zero, two, all
the Satan.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
You're still on the air.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Satan.
All the available emails.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Zeno isn't B-R-Y-N, the guy that we play Shadowverse
with sometimes uh huh.
Are those his numbers?
Are what 214,?
Is that those his numbers?
Oh, I have to go to YouTubeStudio and oh, I'll do this
(37:56):
after.
Oh it is.
Yeah, I just found a really oldvideo from 2019 of him.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
This is his channel.
He found our podcast.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Hi Brian, how you doing Hi.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Having a good time.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
There's a video of him baby face like no beard.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Brian, we're going to expose all of this on the
internet.
We're linking all of it to theShadowverse group chat.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Here's his content description.
Going to be posting someVanguard Zero content soon.
Last upload was six months agoof him doing Fortnite Nice.
It's just a clip.
Him doing Fortnite Nice, butit's just clipped like 31
seconds.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
You guys keep talking .
I'm doing this whole submit toYouTube thing.
I'll forget about it.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I'm doing my taxes.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You're doing your taxes right now.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, how much do you owe?
I actually did my taxes a fewweeks ago.
I actually got back to thevideo return that I thought.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Oh, that is Brian.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah, that is.
Oh, that is brian.
Yeah, that is brian.
His username threw me off dude.
Yeah, same, because I'm justused to being burned and then
some numbers.
I don't remember what thenumbers were and then, yeah,
just wasn't expecting anotherword before that all right, what
do I do?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
here I go apparently I'm signed Gameboat.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Why am I looking at stuff as Gameboat?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Were you watching?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Probably a new podcast.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I don't know.
Did you guys hear that BonnieBlue's pregnant?
Who's that?
No, the woman who had sex withover a thousand men Get the fuck
out.
No way Announced that she ispregnant, does she?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
know the father.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
One of the thousand fifty something men.
Oh, it's that lady.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, that lady.
Oh, they're going to have to doa fucking paternity test on
every single one of them now.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Who could have saw this coming?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
like let's say that she is like on birth control and
I don't know one of those wentstraight into the uterus and
just but like 99 point something.
Yeah, like it's gonna stop thebaby from happening right over a
(40:35):
thousand men.
You're testing fate there.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
At that point I feel like odds are in the favor that
yeah, the birth control is notgonna work, but like she didn't
have to hook up with them tofruition though, it was like
just like in and out.
Right, yeah, no, like, notevery man made completion, so
like how many men did come tocompletion, like how many men
(40:58):
were one pump, chomping it anddumping a load, you know?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh, I have to make these public manually, I don't
know, because, if I remembercorrectly, somebody did the math
and it was like you had aroundlike 30 seconds to do it.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
ADHD's just about to have a bunch of public videos
posted.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, they've all been uploaded.
I just apparently had to go inand click a button.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Oh well, there we go.
Welcome back to YouTube and ourtwo viewers we have on it.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Why do I have to do this manually?
Why can't I just WhateverContinue?
She's pregnant.
Who's the daddy?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
We don't know.
There's over a thousand.
There is a thousand men that itcould be.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Well, we're just going to have to wait until the
baby comes out, and then we'llhave to look at the race, and
that'll narrow down the pool abit.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I would hope I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
I mean, who knows, who knows what's going to be
going on with that whole debacle?
Yes, I'm sure she'll find awhole new group of people to
promote to now, because that's afetish, I'm sure yeah, you want
to talk about breeding kink Idon't did you guys hear default
(42:24):
public about the police officerwho got fired for farting in his
female co-worker's face?
that's pretty funny no, that'spretty funny actually I will try
to have to find the article,but, like the way they tried to
word it, they're like we try tohave a professional environment
here and it just the wholething's goofy.
(42:46):
Uh, police officer who gotfired.
Why, the moment I type inpolice officer who got, the
first suggestion is a train ranon her but what?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
uh?
Speaker 3 (43:02):
well, that's that one cop yeah, uh, the baby face
sleeping with her entire likeoffice, whatever you want to
call them that was big news forlike a month for farting in a
co-worker's face.
Ah, here we go.
(43:24):
Police officer has a misconducthearing after he farted in
another officer's face that'spretty funny, that's just like a
Tuesday for us and apparentlythis happened in the UK.
Oh, this was like in ScotlandYard.
(43:44):
Uh, let's see, kind of justdoing a quick little read
through yeah, it was a malepolice officer and as a joke he
(44:05):
farted multiple times in hisfemale colleague's face and they
apparently he had been doing itfor like three to four years.
Like why, though I don't knowthat's fucking wild say are you
(44:25):
doing good there, Murky?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
It's very funny.
I'm audibly choking on thismeat.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Oh man, I'm going to swallow the shit.
Choking on.
Brussels sprouts.
I'm going to choke on your dick.
I love Brussels sprouts.
Did you know they geneticallymodified it since, like we used
to have?
Speaker 1 (44:44):
them as kids.
What haven't they?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
genetically modified it, since, like, we used to have
them as kids.
What haven't they geneticallymodified?
Well, they made it sweeter.
They used to be bitter, andthen they got rid of the bitter
flavor, made them a littlesweeter.
And now, well bam, everybody'seating Brussels sprouts, and I
fucking love these new Brusselssprouts.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh damn, do you want to know what else we did E?
Since the last time that we'vespoken.
We have a new sound alert.
You ready the moon?
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
What'd you expect?
Speaker 3 (45:17):
it to be no, that's not.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Khonshu, that's Moon Knight.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
That's Moon Knight, ain't you.
That's Mr Mark.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Spector, that's Moon Knight, you dumbass.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
You're dumbass.
I didn't see a meme today whereit's like Khonshu tells me to
do fucked up shit Like fuckbombs, Jesus Christ, I don't
know why it made me laugh, butit just made me laugh.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Khonshu wants you to protect travelers.
So if you had to fucksomebody's mom to protect
somebody who is traveling, he'dbe like fuck it, do it.
You are now my knight of themoon.
Protect this traveler country'sa fucked up dude, though.
You're fucked up dude to anextent.
Fruit of the gloom, oh, oh, oh,because it's gloom, the pokemon
(46:07):
okay uh play ditto okay uh, wegot literally just cobra would
we would we um?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
that's it.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
That's all I got xeno , have you ever seen the
warcraft movie?
I have.
Was it good?
bad, because I've never heard agood thing about it um it was
okay, um it was the one whereRagnar is, uh, the main
character for the alliance, orwhatever the fuck it is the
(46:44):
original king, yeah, yeah yeahthat movie fucked it wasn't bad
if somebody who is not awarcraft player, be it regular
warcraft to world of warcraft,would they enjoy this movie or
would they be like I don'tunderstand this uh, I feel like
(47:07):
you would enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Um, I mean, there's a lot more like nostalgia and
stuff like that for people thatplayed warcraft back then and
knew who the characters were,but I feel like it'd still be
enjoyable.
It'd be like watching lord ofthe rings.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
You know old man's fucking punk ass okay, I have a
thing that's actually going tomake this podcast a little bit
longer.
Uh good, because y'all areabout to get a rant, oh no
because the whole boy thathappened fairly recently.
so fairly recently, thegirlfriend and I and a couple of
(47:50):
friends went and saw the lionKing.
They were doing a tour.
They were at my alma mater,western Michigan university, and
they were doing a play there.
They did a phenomenal job.
We have this aisle way seating,so, like everybody who had to
like come through with costumesto get to the stage, past us
(48:10):
Great job.
Like everybody did a wonderfuljob.
But what do you guys think isthe worst?
Musical cats the worst musical110.
Correct, it is cats the musical,which I was forced to sit
through and watch.
Now, what do you guys think theplot of cats the musical is?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
there's cats and they're war no, they're just
trying to fuck oh, I just took aguess.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
I have no idea this is.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
You're both right.
Give yourselves a pat on theback.
You're both right.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Cat tribes.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Let me tell you something Cats the movie, the
musical.
If you go onto Google you typein Cats the movie and you look
at the cast.
Guess who the top billed actoror actress is?
Nicholas Cage.
It is Taylor fucking Swift.
(49:12):
Give this guy a gold fuckingmedal because he is on it.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I bet you, the only reason he knows that is because
of his girlfriend yeah, you'dlove it, you might be right is
she in this fucking movie for?
Speaker 3 (49:25):
two seconds she's in, she's in, she's in for enough
for 100 frames seven secondsmurky a gold star because she's
in it for one fucking song andthen she's gone.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
She's out of that bitch how much did she build
them for?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
I'm here and now I'm leaving.
She's above.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Jane.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Doody, jane dench, there we go.
Ian mckellen and a bunch ofreally famous like actors and
actresses yeah, fuck them, theydon't matter top build and she
out that bitch.
And now I'm gonna explain toyou guys the plot of cats.
No, do not do to be fair me, donot to be fair me.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
This is to be fair to be fair.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
To be fair, okay, you can say almost every other
actor in that if not longer whatdid she say?
It didn't come through all theway oh, she said that every
other actors in the movie forjust about as long as she is.
I feel like some of the othertop billed actors are in it
(50:42):
longer, but yeah but I well withthe amount of the ratio of pay
to screen time.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
What is that?
That's the important percent.
Yeah, but the ratio of pay toscreen time, what is that?
That's the important percent.
Hers is probably way higherthan the others, but here's
essentially the plot.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
We start off and we have this cat that gets thrown
into an alleyway.
The owners do not want this catanymore, and I've heard this
story before.
I'm emerging from this bag isthe most Like.
(51:23):
I think even furries vomited inthe theater when they saw the
designs of these cats, Causethey're, they're like these
weird, hideous hybrid humanoidcat.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
No, that just turns them on even more disturbing
looking and I'd fuck one.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
This is the character that we, as the audience, are
experiencing anywhere filmthrough, like she's basically
our self insert for the plot,because she doesn't fucking do
much in this except for watchwhat happens.
So we're seeing shit throughher eyes the entire time.
So when she's thrown out intothis alleyway we find out that
(52:03):
we're in fucking london so minusone score there, because
somebody's getting shanked inthis film and she's immediately
surrounded by a bunch of fuckingalley cats.
And this is where we meet likeuh, I think the cat's name is
like mr mistoffelees and allthese other cats.
(52:27):
There's only two cats names, Iremember, and that was because
they had interesting names.
Everybody else has a weirdfucking name in this.
And we learn that there issomething going on this evening
that is called the jealous orJelsel ball or something like
(52:47):
that Jellicle ball.
And OK, okay, we don't reallyknow what that is because, again
, the main character doesn'tknow it.
So we don't know.
We just know you have to put onthis big old performance and
you win this like super grandprize that everybody wants.
And we also learn aboutMacavity, who's the main bad guy
(53:12):
.
He will come back into thestory.
Just know he is a teleportingcat.
He literally knows actual blackmagic and I wish I was kidding.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
Different kind of black magic.
Speaker 3 (53:28):
Yeah, oh no, different kind of black magic.
So most of the songs as we areintroduced to all the different
cats are just songs thatintroduce who they are.
That's about it, like everybodyjust sings about who they are.
And keep in mind, all the songsthat are in this musical are
(53:49):
based on a book of poems.
So the andrew lloyd weber,who's the guy that created it,
pretty much read this book ofpoems and was like I bet I can
make a musical out of this andthen made cats.
So I should have never done.
This is where we learn aboutlike cats that live the high
life and then cats that arestrictly alley cats, and then we
(54:15):
learn a little bit more aboutthe ball that everybody really
wants this grand fucking prize.
And that's when we get to meetthe cavity and he just knows how
to teleport and he really wantsthis grand prize to the point
that he has, like enlisted thehelp of other cats to basically
help him cheat to try to win.
(54:36):
But he's never won and hereally, really wants this grand
fucking prize.
And, if I remember correct, Ithink even taylor swift's
character technically works fora, but she's in it for one song
and then she's out Macavity, ifI remember correctly, is played
by Idris Elba too, so keep thatin mind there.
(54:58):
Now there's this one cat whoused to work for Macavity and
she really wants forgivenessbecause it's like she's this old
cat, she's beaten, she's washedup and she just wants to be
forgiven.
And she's the one who sings,like the song that cats is known
for, that memories, all alonein the moonlight.
(55:23):
I probably just saying that offkey, just so YouTube didn't
flag us.
But now, after all is said anddone, macavity steals some of
the cats.
Some of the other cats go andfight.
Macavity rescue these cats, goback to the ball, and that's
(55:45):
where Macavity's old assistant,the one who sang memories, wins
the ball.
And that's where mcavity's oldassistant, the one who sang
memories, wins the ball.
And that's where we learn whatthe prize is.
This giant air balloon shows up, they put the cat in the basket
and they send her off on herway and they make it sound like
(56:05):
she's going on.
This grand, like new life, likeessentially it's a new life, is
what you win and this is whatmcavity wanted so bad.
And it's not until the very end.
What they hint is the actualgrand prize, which is death.
Death is the grand prize.
(56:26):
They kill the winner, they putin the hot air balloon and
they're like later bitch andthat shit gonna fall.
It gonna crash and they gottafucking die.
And my whole thing is whydidn't they just let mcavity win
?
They hated this fucking cat sogod damn bad.
He was a fucking menace, he heknows how to teleport.
(56:48):
He is a black magician cat andthey just didn't kill him.
They're like, no, we'll keephim around.
You know, even though hekidnaps us and he tortures us
and he attacks us and he triesto like con other people to do
his bidding, we're not going togive him the grand prize.
Kill the fucker.
If you hate him that goddamn bad, send him in a fucking air
(57:11):
balloon and kill themotherfucker instead they killed
taylor swift off screen no, itwasn't taylor swift.
Oh, off screen man, it was adifferent cat that wins well,
dies, fuck him, yeah wins anddies and, if I remember
correctly, I think taylorswift's character was something
(57:32):
that they made for the movie.
Even her own song was for themovie.
She's not in the originalmusical that's good.
You love to see it jamescorden's also in it, but he's
annoying as shit.
I don't like james corden it,but he's annoying as shit.
I don't like James Corden.
Was that enough to pad out the?
Speaker 1 (57:51):
runtime yeah, we're at 57 minutes total with
everything we had from the otherone, we're good.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
Sing us a song for the last three minutes.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Who.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
You.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
Sing the Krusty Krab pizza song Krusty.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
Krab pizza.
Sing the Krusty Krab pizza.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
Song Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you.
I couldn't hit it, you gotta gohigher.
I can't get that high.
That's as high as I get sorry.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
Oh no, murky, I've seen you get higher with some
weed.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Because he got high.
Because he got high.
Speaker 3 (58:37):
I was going to heal my friends and then I got high.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
I feel this is a call out.
I saw that one dive but then Igot high.
Hulk fisted me in my assBecause I got high.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Because, I got high.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
Storm is gonna die.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Because, I got high.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Have you guys ever listened to the song Breakfast
at Tiffany's?
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Yes, if you look at the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
it's a really sad song because it's this girl
wants to break up with ournarrator, the singer, and the
only reason he could think thatthey should stay together is
because he remembers that theyboth liked the movie Breakfast
at Tiffany's is that really whatthe song's about?
Speaker 1 (59:31):
that's really what the song is about just like not
shared that information with meand I could have been happy
knowing that the song was kindof in a happy step.
Now I'm just gonna be depressedevery time I hear it.
Well, it's kind of like this thepiña colada song escape, yeah
it's about two people trying tohave an affair to be fair, I
never saw that song as being ahappy song if we're drinking
(59:53):
copious amount of alcohol.
Holmes the pina colada he singsthat one in the shower.
I've heard that a couple oftimes.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I do.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I do.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I was in here in discord one time when he was.
It was like at least two yearsago when he was in the shower
and he left himself in discord.
And I just come in and I'm justlike what the fuck is happening
.
I just hear murky in the otherroom singing about in the shower
.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
You came back and I was like that's some goddamn
good singing there, murky you'relike ah shit, I didn't know, I
was still in discord you knowanother thing that kind of falls
in that category where it'slike it sounds like a happy song
but it's not really a happysong, is hey y'all by outcast
(01:00:45):
because he's talking about howhe's sad in the song and he's
like you don't want to listen tome, you just want to dance.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Yep Sounds about right.
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I like those kind of songs.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I think that's it.
Do we have anything else You'llnever have answers.
Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
If there are any questions in the first 25
minutes last week, you'll neverhave answers.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yep, and we're not messaging that guy anymore,
unless he reaches out to us.
Alec some fucking big wienerpodcast dude.
I deleted the email already.
It sounds good, all right,goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye.
yeah, we're live.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, we're not live, we're recording it's the same
thing as being live.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We are live recording yes at the time of recording
yeah also, I don't know what Ijust said anyways, here's show
about shedding oh, it's muted onmy end.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hang on, yeah it's muted on my end.
Hang on.
Yeah, it's muted on my end toowhat the fuck is this leno?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
this show bus showedy .
Is this all it is?
No is he saying the n-word?
Yes, he was okay, I can'tinclude the system audio, then
got it.
You should have told me he wasgonna say the n-word xeno I
(00:52):
forgot about it you're awful.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I haven't seen this since high school there's
probably a good reason why yes.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What the so?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
so explain to me what the backstory is behind this I
don't know, I uh, this videocame out while I was in high
school and, uh, it startedcirculating, got really popular.
Um, there's a point where oneof the rappers is sick, and it
made me think of Murky, who issick right now.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh, cold and stubby nose why are they comparing this
guy to Winnie the Pooh and whyis there now he's eating a
squirrel after he was holding a?
I don't even know how todescribe this.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And now he's playing video games with a monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He was beating a child there.
Maybe you should, maybe youshould.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That is what was happening.
Maybe you should stop.
No, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, we have we have other stuff to do too.
Yeah, yeah, we, we got a lot oftime to come.
We do have a lot of time, butlike nobody else is hearing this
guy on the short yeah, you'reright, you're right.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Hey, everybody, go look up show bus shouting you'll
be severely disappointed.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Gucci swag and I just something.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh my fucking christ oh, his lips are so chapped,
he's 12 months pregnant and hedoesn't care oh look, there's
the murky reference.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I mean to be fair.
If you talk about anything,this video seems to cover it
yeah, you're right oh, fuckingchrist, how's it been going.
E it's going, I guess so, uh,let me see when was this nine?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
days ago.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So, like just shortly after our last podcast
recording, I uh took a look intothe um adhd after dark to the
ADHD After Dark fan mail emailaccount.
Not really fan mail, just theemail account.
We got an email titled WouldLove to Connect.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Happening again.
We haven't read the email yet.
I haven't even read the emailnow, so we're going to go ahead
and you guys see this Before westart.
I haven't even read the emailnow, so we're gonna go ahead and
you guys see this Before westart.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I'm gonna say this is a conspiracy Theory.
In some way this is gonna linkback To fucking whatever Her
name was in the first Companythat represented her.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
There's no way.
So, you guys ready for thisemail?
We're gonna.
We're gonna read it out loudtogether.
All right, so this guy I don'teven know this is from alex san
filipo is that what I pronounceit?
okay, that's how I'd say it.
So it's basically from team atpodcast matchcom and it says hey
(04:01):
, congrats on your success withadhd after dark.
You've already released moreepisodes than most podcasters
ever do, which is amazing.
I'd love to support your showby listening.
Can you send me a link to oneof your recent favorite episodes
smiley face character art uh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So we're gonna send them nipless cage either that
one.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Can we just send him a raw footage of us playing a
porn game?
I don't see why not.
I mean, we could also do nipplea scage, uh.
And it says and then it goesinto the next part of his spiel,
which is what he's probablytrying to sell us on which he
says on my end, I've created afree, data-driven quiz that
helps podcasters reach theirgoals and it tells you which of
(04:45):
the 12 podcaster personalitytypes you are.
I'm the software-savvy savant.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm sure you are Alex ?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'm sure you are.
I'd love for you to take me thequiz and when you send me your
favorite episode, let me knowwhat personality type you got,
too.
We have to take this quiz.
I don't know about him.
Let me know what yourpersonality type you got, too.
We have to take this quiz, nibs.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't know about Nibs.
He has a huge grammar mistake.
The second paragraph where hesays on my end, yada, yada yada,
12 personality types.
He does a period, thenparentheses and then continues
on to a new idea, parenthesesand then continues on to a new
(05:27):
idea.
He needs to put that periodafter the parentheses because it
is an additional idea to thatfirst sentence, not the second
sentence.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, alex, fix your stuff it's you think that link
is legit though uh, we're aboutto find out here's the uh.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Here's the quiz.
I say we need to do someresearch on this by the way,
it's 100 free no paywalls, noupsells.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
If there's anything I can do, be zero percent free.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Lots of paywalls and lots of upsells if there's
anything I can do to be helpful,let me know.
Everything I do is listed below.
Glad to be connected.
We're not connected.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You just sent an email um, I guess, now that
we've read the email, we areconnected to alex san felipe he
publicly shares his downloadstats.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Oh uh, popping him up , he's a real person in
podcasting pod match is wellwe're already way closer than we
were with shell.
We did it as a musical artistfor some reason.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's interesting.
And then it says they alsolaunched a podcasting network
and they're looking for shows tojoin.
They don't want us there.
There's no way.
They want us there, god no theyhave not what they want they
have not listened to the podcasthe has his own website.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I got it.
Let's send him this podcast toreview.
Oh god, this is us shitting onhim so I'm shitting on him?
We're not shitting on him,we're just we're vetting him out
.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You know not yet we should send him the other
episode two of shell, when wefucking had three episodes does
he well?
All right, podcasting softwarefounder and podcast host all
right, we're clicking this startpodcast score link.
What do we get?
Oh, is it gonna ask for all ofmy data?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
yes, 110, oh this page.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
This page became really fake looking really a 9
154 and 28 cent value yours forfree.
Where?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
did you get this number, alex?
Where did you get this?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
we need some goddamn answers, alex where the fuck did
this number come from?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
wait, wait, scroll back up to that picture together
.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You jacked my guy, he , he he is jack you work out,
alex, he's got some.
I don't know.
He's got an intro video.
Let's watch the intro video.
It's not available anymore.
Oh, alex, you're dust the endof it, man.
That's.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
AI created man.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Is it you think so?
Ai created In his arm yeah, Idon't know.
Oh my god, the quiz is going totell us the chances of making
it as a podcaster.
Wait, is this number going upas I'm talking?
No, it was just at 26.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I thought it was at 25 at one point, you know it
probably like you take the quizand it gives you a really low
number, and it's like if youtake my course for $1,000, you
can crank this up to 100% oh mygod, we can type something in
there we can kill 21 minutes ofthe podcast by doing this let's
(08:36):
do it average quiz completiontime 21 minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You ready?
Like it's gonna make us put incaptain how do you want me to
spell I?
Do you want me to just puti?
Do you want me to just put?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
ie no, do you want me to?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
spell it stupidly.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna do, I, andthen eye captain next okay have
you written down your why reasonperson?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
absolutely not this doesn't apply to.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Not apply to the my podcast 100 okay do you know who
your podcast serves.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
This does not this is for our own personal needs.
What?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
What describes your main podcasting goal?
Full-time.
Add value and serve a niche up.
No Change the world.
No.
Expand my influence.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No Raise awareness for cause business, which is
wheelchairs for the blind.
Well, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean that's on the table.
Other unlisted goal for mypodcast I need to set a goal, or
no?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
goal.
My podcast is just for fun.
I mean, can we put in a reason?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, I can go back, but I think we should just leave
whatever we choose, right?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, that's fair If it asks us later we're
definitely going to say that wewant the six flags fast pass
right.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yes, a hundred percent.
Do you struggle with impostersyndrome as a podcaster?
What the fuck is a?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
podcaster?
No, we're, we're authenticallyus on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, alex, you should know this how would you
rate your level ofself-discipline?
Very low, you can see dick andor asshole.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
On this podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'm pretty positive.
Do you release new episodes ona set schedule?
Surprisingly.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
More so than we do anything else.
Um, I guess I would saysometimes I miss deadlines and I
don't have an episode readybecause we just say, yeah, we're
not doing one this week yeah oh, I guess.
No, I post when I can and don'tpressure myself with the
schedule.
But like this is, we try to doit every week say that bottom
left one what keeps, what keepsyou committed to not stop your
(11:00):
podcast.
You, alex, you, alex is allabout you now.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Not fine, not finances not a goal.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
We're not downloading because we're not.
We're not even caring if itgrows influence.
I mean, maybe um podcast isjust for fun.
Yes, yeah, for real howpublicly shared is your podcast
commitment or goal?
I've shared it with everyone,everywhere, anyone who listens
to this podcast knows, our goalis to not do anything do you
(11:33):
skip time with family or friendsto stay up or stay up late to
work on your podcast?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
no, no, no, we don't even work on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No talking, yeah we don't edit, we don't do shit.
Do you schedule time for lifeoutside of cop podcasting?
Our podcast is a part of ourlife, three hours one day every
two weeks yeah, it's not eventhree hours, it's like fucking
an hour and a half bro, weplayed marvel, fucking an hour
and a half, hour and a half,you're welcome yeah, that's like
(12:02):
when we had the nicholas cageidea.
Yeah, um nipples nipples sorry.
Yeah, it was good shit we don't,we don't fucking have any sort
of all right.
What best describes yourfeelings towards your podcast
right now?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
oh, it's definitely fun and exciting, overwhelming
overwhelming fun and excitingother I think it's fun, exciting
, fun.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I think it's fun, yeah do you envision yourself
still podcasting in five?
God, I fucking hope not if I'mnot, no I was about to say if
I'm not podcasting in five yearsI'm probably dead, because this
thing's not gonna die yeah, Imean it does do pretty well for
the minimal amount of commitmentit's like an hour, an hour
every two weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
We just get together and talk like we're just
recording what we're talkingabout?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
yeah, we take seasonal breaks this is our work
.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We have a great work-life balance.
We would all be broke andhomeless and probably not have
computers to do this on anymore,but I mean in all fairness,
it's the only reason I get inthe voice chat anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Which best?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
describes the title and description of your podcast
uh I'm sure, other unsure Idon't know which clever to
reflect my personality I feellike, yeah, I was gonna say that
top left one I mean it alsouses a play on words descriptive
socriptive, so you know whatit's about.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
No, it's not no, that's why you have the AI thing
.
Yeah, but it's descriptive I'veread one of them.
They're like four paragraphslong.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, but they're like always wrong.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Anytime it tries to spell Zeno's name, anytime it
puts Zeno in the fucking episodedescription, it spells his name
wrong and different.
Every fucking time it spellsyour name more often with a Z
Zeno.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
AI it's spelled X E N O.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Zeno X E N O alright, fun and creative, oh, which
describes the format of yourepisode titles.
Um, coco just comes up withthose, I don't know, uh, oh
which describes the format ofyour episode titles.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Coco just comes up with those.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I don't know.
I don't have a clear format ordirection for my title we do
include the show's episode typeslash segment.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I do have the start, the titles, with the episode
number.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Would you say the second from the bottom?
I mean it's fine, we referencethe episode type I mean
sometimes.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Other times we just don't the words that reflect the
episode I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
There is no clear format which describes the
format of your episodedescription.
There is no work done in theeye like I is other is the AI
answer.
None of these other ones.
All of these other ones may ormay not like be done, but I
don't do it right, right,otherwise there would be no
(15:05):
description which describes theniche focus of your podcast.
Um, uh, we have broad range oftopics to reach more listeners.
We don't do that, we don't doit on purpose to reach more
listeners.
We don't have a narrow niche.
Because we don't have a niche,I guess random.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
The content is kind of focused on our company and
brand yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Wheelchairs for the Blind.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
It is random.
How does your podcast serveyour listeners?
I hope to God.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
You don't feel like you're belonging to a community.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I want.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Everything clicked on .
We doases knowledge.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
We do increase knowledge.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, so you learn a new fact.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Raise awareness.
Wheelchairs for the blind Funand entertainment Wheelchairs
for the blind.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Encourages and motivates Wheelchairs for the
blind Belonging in a communityWheelchairs for the blind.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I mean you lost me on most of those, but uh, I'm
gonna leave other unchecked,because we checked everything
else yeah that's rather howsatisfied are you with your
podcast marketing efforts?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
we have.
I mean the fact that we're notlike na growing.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
My podcast is listenership is not a focus and
I mean the fact that we have 50and like an average of 50
downloads every week, withouteven trying or promoting at all
I mean which is shocking to meyeah, how do you market your
podcast to grow leaderlistenership?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
uh, we do not request people that listen to this to
share it.
We don't do anything to turn upthe reels.
We don't do audiograms.
Request that they don'tactually yeah, we actually
request that they don't do that.
We don't create any graphics,we don't post real life behind
the scenes pictures, because Ican't share those legally.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Well, we do share sometimes stuff on x we do okay,
maybe.
Maybe we'll check that one yeah, yeah, well pretty soon we're
gonna go away from pretty sureour podcast listenership is just
murky because he re-listens toepisodes not factual yeah, we
don't, uh, I mean, not factualnope, you're gonna look us in
the eyes right now and tell usthat you don't listen to the
(17:17):
podcast I'm gonna say I listento dnd a hundred times more and
I listen to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
You didn't answer the question.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, he's avoiding than I listen to the podcast.
You didn't answer the question.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I have listened to the podcast forever.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Do you listen to the podcast regularly?
No, you don't listen to everyepisode?
No, do you listen to 80% of theepisodes.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
How about 50%?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I think, now that he's being called out, he's
trying to hide the fact that hedoes it because any other time
it's like the day after podcastcomes out.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
He's like dude.
I was listening back to it.
That shit was fucking funny.
We're like Merky.
You're like 20 of our fuckinglistens for the week, well,
anyways, we don't emailsubscribers.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We don't ask fans or listeners to share.
We don't tag pod match in myeven though you existed.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah, we didn't even know you existed today today we
learned about you.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
We should create a blue sky for adhd after dark,
since twitter's fucking dyingyeah yeah, that sounds good.
Um, maybe we do that next week,if we remember.
Yeah, uh, well, the week afternext yeah, the week after we we
do technically talk about itwith friends and family, but
really, like crappy photos and Imean, I don't talk about this
podcast at all fair, fair
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I talk about it at work sometimes content.
I had a dream that my boss toldme that he was listening to the
podcast and I was just like god, why?
Good thing you guys don't havean hr department yeah, he just
turns his hat around, then he'sthe hr department boss.
Man does he's not wrong waitgetting.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
How do you get more apple podcast reviews?
Uh, you ask people to leavereviews okay, we don't, we don't
go to other podcasts.
We, we tried, we tried and halldidn't want anything with of
that.
Uh, we tried with the podcast,virtuoso they also reached out
to us about a year ago we, wedid.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Uh, we found out they were a scam.
Alex, don't you fucking let usdown?
Uh, we don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I'm learning on it.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
The next thing you said is a fucking possible like
estimate in place for a thousanddollars.
I'm tripping out, alex.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I'm tripping the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
How satisfied are you with your podcast monetization
strategy?
We don't care about fuckingmoney.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
How do you?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
monetize your podcast .
Speaker 1 (19:41):
We don't have any plans monetize your podcast?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
we don't have any plans.
We've been eating fuckingcereal with a fork to save the
milk.
Does that tell you?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
anything about our monetization.
Do you have a list of futuretopics to cover on your podcast?
Nope, uh.
Do you have a consistentepisode duration, structure and
format?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I mean we have a consistent duration, but there's
no structure yeah, thestructure is that there is no
structure I guess that meansit's consistent, but it's
consistently inconsistent.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I think it's a yes, yeah, I think it's a yes,
personally.
Consistently inconsistent, it'sstill consistency.
Yeah, it's consistent in somefact which best describes how
you feel about creating extracontent to share about your
episodes?
I do not have any fucking time.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
No.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Do you aim to produce evergreen content for your
podcast?
What is this?
Yeah, what?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
is evergreen content Like.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
YouTube.
Youtube is considered evergreenwhat makes it evergreen.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Youtube is considered evergreen.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
What makes it evergreen, the fact that you can
kind of plant something and itcan stay there and kind of get
views over time.
Just randomly.
We tried that with OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, not OnlyFans.
Fansly, that's right.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
It looks like they're saying this in terms of date
sharing.
Yes, I avoid sharing.
Sharing dates, current eventsand anything in the near future
seems like a differentdefinition than what you gave
for evergreen yeah, I'm justgoing off sometimes, but often
things come up that arehappening in my life.
(21:21):
Cool, do you have documentation?
No, no god, no, no.
Do you feel stressed oroverwhelmed by the production of
your podcast?
Uh?
every day no, shut the fuck up.
Are you using software,services and tools to help
simplify your productionprogress?
(21:43):
I mean, yes, I, yes, I'm usingOBS to record it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, technically yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I have the ideal toolkit for simplification by
having a stupid easy.
It's pretty damn simple.
You don't edit anything.
Do you review your productionprocess, your podcast production
process?
No, no.
How do you streamline orautomate your process?
Well, we don't automate bookingwith guests.
We don't have calendarscheduling.
Uh, I guess we have a premiumpodcast hosting.
(22:11):
We don't have.
We have a ai.
We got ai there.
It is um modern tech.
I don't use a text editor, weuse ai.
Why is modern text at it?
Oh, is this?
We use Soundwave software.
They call that legacy.
Now, I guess Software forgetting Apple podcast reviews.
(22:33):
That one 100% sounds likebotting.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Is that even legal?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
No, I don't think.
High quality, not Zoom,recording software.
Sure Discord's, not Zoom.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I mean Discord legitimately is a step up over
Zoom.
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Other tools.
Sure sure, there we go yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
I got a question you ever drank a bunch of NyQuil and
then tried to beat off and seeif you fucking cum or if that's
what it hurts you ever?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
drank a bunch of NyQuil and then tried to beat
off and see if you fucking cumor if that's what it hurts.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Answer the question.
Murky wants to do a challenge.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Murky wants to do a challenge.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I was too Surprise.
Hey Murky, how much NyQuil youdown yet uh, that didn't take
any night bull oh, oh fuck.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Should probably get on that and start.
Oh my god, this is the questionfor us.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
How do you handle podcast editing?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
no, editing my episodes are published as
recorded even when murky'sracist yeah, what the fuck that
was a quick one that was holyfuck.
What word did you say?
You never answered the question.
Did you think, if you say itfaster that it's not racist,
because it still is murky?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
in my head.
I just imagined murky sayingthe n-word, but sped up and
sounding like a chipmunk.
Don't ask me why I had thatimage in my head.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The adhd took control there.
Does someone help you with yourpodcast?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
you don't want to work with us?
Come on, buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Does someone help you with your podcasting?
You sure you don't want to workwith us?
Come on, buddy.
Does someone help you with yourpodcasting tasks or work?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm not a one-person show, but I mean, I guess this
question doesn't really apply tous because we're a group and I
just record.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
With your podcast.
Is time or money the mostmountain time?
No, yeah no, I'm willing toinvest myself as a podcaster to
free up my time, money.
My budget is small.
I need to save whatever I canwe have a budget it.
It's called Coco's Credit Card.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh yeah, I mean we do have like a fund that I don't
know if we've Ah Big crashed.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
That's what everybody .
Speaker 1 (24:58):
This is week two.
We finished the survey and youknow we answered questions about
how our podcast production isand we said it was perfect.
We did just a whole survey anduh, and in fact was not perfect.
We think that place is probablya scam, because I don't know if
it's a scam, I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I mean I mean, it did exactly what I said or emailed
that to do.
It rated us I never sent theemail because we never published
the episode to be fair, it didrank us low, and then our
podcast also crashed because ofour lacks of checks and balances
.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
But it said our mental well-being was 100%.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So yeah, I mean we're doing, I mean that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yeah, we're doing the thing so we did it Very low
demand of time.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
But yeah.
So now we're just gonnacompletely ignore that whole
thread and you know that's thefunny stuff that could have been
but never happened because wedidn't have the episode and
we're just gonna talk aboutrandom other stuff today.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
So, murky, say something racist it could have
been canon that I got a bbl younow it's not I mean, you did you
did?
You did get a bbl.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I don't actually know , I don't know how soon, how
soon in the episode you said it,because there is 25 minutes of
stuff that was said that I don'tremember what was said and I
can guarantee you, after thisuploads, I'm going to search for
BBL in our fucking transcriptand if it's before the 24 minute
mark, you, my friend, are canonbut I thought it was canon that
(26:30):
Zeno was the racist one nowbecause he was sharing the video
that said the n-word in it.
That was in the first minute ofthe video.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
There's also probably an n-bomb in the video before.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I very quickly muted it, sean well done again.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
sorry if you heard that I can't be held accountable
for what happens.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
You told me to watch this video and as soon as I
unmuted it I hear the N-bomb andI'm like I'm just going to go
ahead and mute that again.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I didn't remember that that happened.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I didn't know.
We were in mid-2000s Call ofDuty lobby.
That came out in mid-2000s Callof Duty lobby.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That came out in mid-2000s man.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
It was a part of the culture.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It was taking us back .
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, taking us back to good old racism, kind of like
.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Daddy Trump is.
You know, he's trying to takeus back in time a little bit.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
What he's very far back in time to the 1940s.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Somebody play Time Back right now.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Oh dude, you guys see fucking shares out there,
almost 80 years old, the SNLfucking 50th anniversary.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I did not know if I could turn back time did you
know she's producing a horrormovie.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Really what it's directed by Robinson's brother,
who's Spider-1, who is the leadsinger of Power man 5000 or
whatever that movie is called.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
He's directing it and Cher is producing it, kevin
Costner is in the crowd 78 yearsold, all the autoner's.
Just in the fucking in thecrowd.
Just 78 years old.
All the auto-tune in the world.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Huh, what is a producer's role in the film that
?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
is a great question.
Let's Google that.
What does a producer do in?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
film.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
And let's scroll down , because I refuse to read what
the AI is going to tell me.
I read that all the timeactually.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Because fuck, reading it myself.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, let's see.
The film producer is a personwho oversees the film's
production.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
What a fucking definition.
The producer overseesproduction.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Congratulations, now you know good answer, good
answer good fucking answer forfinding and selecting promising
material for development.
Uh, they supervisepre-production, principal
photography, post-productionstages.
Uh, they Post production stages.
They Are the people who hirethe director for the film.
(29:08):
So essentially they Kind ofhelp get it known and they try
to help find people they thinkare going to do a good job With
the film.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
So they're in charge of producing the film, correct,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
It checks out.
It checks out, it checks out.
Oh, what you got there.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Who were you talking to Stuffed?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
pepper casserole, that kind of came out a little
soupy.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It still sounds good.
It's going to come out theother end soupy too.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
That's all the pepper juices.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's going to come out the other end soupy too.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Like an Asian slaw burger.
It was really good.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Nice Was that the pizza burger you were talking
about, no?
Or pizza sandwich?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
That was a pizza sandwich from yesterday.
No, what I had for dinner wasan Asian slaw burger.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Okay, so what was on it?
Like what made an Asian slaw?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
So it had in the ground beef was cat soy sauce
and like asian garlic hey look,that's how I found my cat was at
an asian restaurant.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
We don't need to bring that out did you save him
yeah, it was me.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's why his name is.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
That's how she got her name.
Neat, I'm gonna tell that story.
Did you not know this?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
no, I've never known that that's some deep cut never
been on the podcast I'm prettysure that's never been brought
up before.
Hey guys, you know what behappy that last week's version
of the podcast that you wouldhave got got cut short, because
now you know why ming is mingyeah, all right so it was like
one of the first.
(30:44):
I've never known that me when Imet him.
We yeah we've done, we've alldone each other Never told,
never told me that Never do that.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
So this is when I was living down in Texas it was
right before snowmageddonhappened and my ex wife and I
went to this curry restaurantand it was called ming because
it's supposed to be chinesecurry and her and I had just put
in our order.
We sat down and we heard ascream coming out of the kitchen
(31:14):
and we're like what the fuck isgoing on and we just see this
tiny little asian woman holdinga cat, running out and throwing
her out the door.
What teeny, teeny, tiny kitten.
And like I am trying to holdback laughter because the image
I just saw and I was likethere's no fucking way.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I just saw that you just saw a tiny asian lady
screaming her head off, runninga cat out of the kitchen our
freezer is full fool, he's afool you go outside.
Now he's a fool.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
You go outside no, our waitress I hate myself.
Our waitress, who was a whitewoman, was like, apologizing up
and down.
She was like there's thiskitten, we can't seem to get rid
of her.
She keeps trying to come in andtake her chicken and at least
(32:05):
you know, the food is not made acat.
I tried to convince me to liketake the kitten off their hands
and then, like tomorrow, drop itoff at like a humane shelter.
And we already had a dog andanother cat.
My cat driver and I was like Idon't know, and eventually I was
like, fine, but like I want youto know that you're gonna have
(32:28):
to drop it off.
I do not want this to be myresponsibility.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
I do not want to I will leave you the worst google
reviews, the absolute worst.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
We took the cat off their hand, but we asked for a
box to like put the kitten in sowe could walk it to my car a
styrofoam box.
It is this huge cardboard box.
All this like Asian letteringon the side.
I was hoping the story was gonnago down the path of they just
(33:00):
gave you a takeout box for thecat, I mean pretty much, but
ultimately the next daysnowmageddon happened,
everything shut down and when Icould find a rescue that was
willing to take this kitten,they wanted me to pay them, like
this, forfeit fee.
(33:20):
And I'm like this is not ourcat, I'm not paying you money to
take it right.
And eventually, like I was likefuck it, I'm not giving up this
cat, this cat's mine now.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
So I know you think this sounds like a fucking joke,
but I swear to god, he waspushed on me at a chinese
restaurant.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah, they said something about the freezer's
full, I cannot make that stuffup, so that's how I got Ming and
I just named her after therestaurant, oh yeah, yeah, I
never knew that story.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
That's how I got Ming .
Speaker 1 (33:59):
What were we talking about before that?
I feel like it was something.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I don't fucking remember either.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
We were talking about the asian slaw burger yeah, oh,
yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
so, um, brown beef had some asian garlic and like
ginger stuff, like that in thebeef, mix it all up and then
obviously cook the burgers.
And then the coleslaw was justslaw and it came with like some
kind of a marinade.
I'm not even sure what kind ofmarinade it was, but I put the
(34:34):
marinade in the slaw and then Iput a little happy salt in it
and mixed it all up and thenfucking made burger, brew,
burger and bun, brew slaw andburger.
Badum, bing, badum, boom Verydelicious.
And then fucking made burgerthrough burger and bun through
salon burger bottoming bottomvery delicious are ADHD podcasts
upload to fucking YouTube.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I don't know, because I just got an email saying that
we had a.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
We had a YouTube comment and I didn't realize
that they were on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
No, you talked to't realize that they were on
YouTube.
No, you talked to us about that.
They were going to startuploading to YouTube now, but it
was going to be like audio only.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Apparently Hang on, yeah, so like.
I don't watch the news.
How do I find our episode?
I don't fucking know dude.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh, I guess, hang on, wait, wait.
I found ADHD after dark.
Uh, they uploaded episode 2 allthe way to season 3, episode 2,
and then there's nothing elseup there.
I don't, maybe there wassomething else I had to do hello
YouTube, hello Spotify, helloApple podcast and everybody else
(35:46):
.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
There was something else I had to do Hello YouTube,
hello Spotify, hello ApplePodcast and everybody else.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
What do you mean this channel had?
I think there's something Ineed to.
I think there's something Ineed to probably fix on our end.
But yeah, why?
Oh, it's because everythingmoved from Google Podcasts at
that point, because that's whenit shut down, and our last
episode that was up uploadedyoutube was the great bass pro
skinny dip incident.
What, what were we talkingabout?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
for that.
I don't remember, but it wassomething murky brought up and
that's why we were talking aboutthe bass pro shop.
Uh, what?
Which episode has the comment?
Uh, here I found it.
It is we made a fans.
Yeah, it's yeah, satan burn 214.
(36:33):
That just did a laughing emojiin the confetti emoji.
I probably said something satanuh, they do have a little
picture of satan.
Yeah, well, that's the wrongbutton oh, that was.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Are we here?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
it's satan it's been a while hey, satan burn 214
thanks for commenting on ourpodcast not my podcast, uh, yeah
you don't want to be associatedwith us.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
It's satin, burn like the the material.
Well, now he's satan.
What did they say?
Just a laughing, crying emojiand a confetti emoji.
Love that?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
yeah, maybe that was me okay goodbye goodbye, satan
satan zero one satan zero two.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Satan, you're still on the air, satan zero, two, all
the Satan.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
You're still on the air.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Satan.
All the available emails.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Zeno isn't B-R-Y-N, the guy that we play Shadowverse
with sometimes uh huh.
Are those his numbers?
Are what 214,?
Is that those his numbers?
Oh, I have to go to YouTubeStudio and oh, I'll do this
(37:56):
after.
Oh it is.
Yeah, I just found a really oldvideo from 2019 of him.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
This is his channel.
He found our podcast.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Hi Brian, how you doing Hi.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Having a good time.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
There's a video of him baby face like no beard.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Brian, we're going to expose all of this on the
internet.
We're linking all of it to theShadowverse group chat.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Here's his content description.
Going to be posting someVanguard Zero content soon.
Last upload was six months agoof him doing Fortnite Nice.
It's just a clip.
Him doing Fortnite Nice, butit's just clipped like 31
seconds.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
You guys keep talking .
I'm doing this whole submit toYouTube thing.
I'll forget about it.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I'm doing my taxes.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You're doing your taxes right now.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, how much do you owe?
I actually did my taxes a fewweeks ago.
I actually got back to thevideo return that I thought.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Oh, that is Brian.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah, that is.
Oh, that is brian.
Yeah, that is brian.
His username threw me off dude.
Yeah, same, because I'm justused to being burned and then
some numbers.
I don't remember what thenumbers were and then, yeah,
just wasn't expecting anotherword before that all right, what
do I do?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
here I go apparently I'm signed Gameboat.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Why am I looking at stuff as Gameboat?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Were you watching?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Probably a new podcast.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I don't know.
Did you guys hear that BonnieBlue's pregnant?
Who's that?
No, the woman who had sex withover a thousand men Get the fuck
out.
No way Announced that she ispregnant, does she?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
know the father.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
One of the thousand fifty something men.
Oh, it's that lady.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, that lady.
Oh, they're going to have to doa fucking paternity test on
every single one of them now.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Who could have saw this coming?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
like let's say that she is like on birth control and
I don't know one of those wentstraight into the uterus and
just but like 99 point something.
Yeah, like it's gonna stop thebaby from happening right over a
(40:35):
thousand men.
You're testing fate there.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
At that point I feel like odds are in the favor that
yeah, the birth control is notgonna work, but like she didn't
have to hook up with them tofruition though, it was like
just like in and out.
Right, yeah, no, like, notevery man made completion, so
like how many men did come tocompletion, like how many men
(40:58):
were one pump, chomping it anddumping a load, you know?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh, I have to make these public manually, I don't
know, because, if I remembercorrectly, somebody did the math
and it was like you had aroundlike 30 seconds to do it.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
ADHD's just about to have a bunch of public videos
posted.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, they've all been uploaded.
I just apparently had to go inand click a button.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Oh well, there we go.
Welcome back to YouTube and ourtwo viewers we have on it.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Why do I have to do this manually?
Why can't I just WhateverContinue?
She's pregnant.
Who's the daddy?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
We don't know.
There's over a thousand.
There is a thousand men that itcould be.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Well, we're just going to have to wait until the
baby comes out, and then we'llhave to look at the race, and
that'll narrow down the pool abit.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I would hope I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
I mean, who knows, who knows what's going to be
going on with that whole debacle?
Yes, I'm sure she'll find awhole new group of people to
promote to now, because that's afetish, I'm sure yeah, you want
to talk about breeding kink Idon't did you guys hear default
(42:24):
public about the police officerwho got fired for farting in his
female co-worker's face?
that's pretty funny no, that'spretty funny actually I will try
to have to find the article,but, like the way they tried to
word it, they're like we try tohave a professional environment
here and it just the wholething's goofy.
(42:46):
Uh, police officer who gotfired.
Why, the moment I type inpolice officer who got, the
first suggestion is a train ranon her but what?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
uh?
Speaker 3 (43:02):
well, that's that one cop yeah, uh, the baby face
sleeping with her entire likeoffice, whatever you want to
call them that was big news forlike a month for farting in a
co-worker's face.
Ah, here we go.
(43:24):
Police officer has a misconducthearing after he farted in
another officer's face that'spretty funny, that's just like a
Tuesday for us and apparentlythis happened in the UK.
Oh, this was like in ScotlandYard.
(43:44):
Uh, let's see, kind of justdoing a quick little read
through yeah, it was a malepolice officer and as a joke he
(44:05):
farted multiple times in hisfemale colleague's face and they
apparently he had been doing itfor like three to four years.
Like why, though I don't knowthat's fucking wild say are you
(44:25):
doing good there, Murky?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
It's very funny.
I'm audibly choking on thismeat.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Oh man, I'm going to swallow the shit.
Choking on.
Brussels sprouts.
I'm going to choke on your dick.
I love Brussels sprouts.
Did you know they geneticallymodified it since, like we used
to have?
Speaker 1 (44:44):
them as kids.
What haven't they?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
genetically modified it, since, like, we used to have
them as kids.
What haven't they geneticallymodified?
Well, they made it sweeter.
They used to be bitter, andthen they got rid of the bitter
flavor, made them a littlesweeter.
And now, well bam, everybody'seating Brussels sprouts, and I
fucking love these new Brusselssprouts.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh damn, do you want to know what else we did E?
Since the last time that we'vespoken.
We have a new sound alert.
You ready the moon?
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
What'd you expect?
Speaker 3 (45:17):
it to be no, that's not.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Khonshu, that's Moon Knight.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
That's Moon Knight, ain't you.
That's Mr Mark.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Spector, that's Moon Knight, you dumbass.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
You're dumbass.
I didn't see a meme today whereit's like Khonshu tells me to
do fucked up shit Like fuckbombs, Jesus Christ, I don't
know why it made me laugh, butit just made me laugh.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Khonshu wants you to protect travelers.
So if you had to fucksomebody's mom to protect
somebody who is traveling, he'dbe like fuck it, do it.
You are now my knight of themoon.
Protect this traveler country'sa fucked up dude, though.
You're fucked up dude to anextent.
Fruit of the gloom, oh, oh, oh,because it's gloom, the pokemon
(46:07):
okay uh play ditto okay uh, wegot literally just cobra would
we would we um?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
that's it.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
That's all I got xeno , have you ever seen the
warcraft movie?
I have.
Was it good?
bad, because I've never heard agood thing about it um it was
okay, um it was the one whereRagnar is, uh, the main
character for the alliance, orwhatever the fuck it is the
(46:44):
original king, yeah, yeah yeahthat movie fucked it wasn't bad
if somebody who is not awarcraft player, be it regular
warcraft to world of warcraft,would they enjoy this movie or
would they be like I don'tunderstand this uh, I feel like
(47:07):
you would enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Um, I mean, there's a lot more like nostalgia and
stuff like that for people thatplayed warcraft back then and
knew who the characters were,but I feel like it'd still be
enjoyable.
It'd be like watching lord ofthe rings.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
You know old man's fucking punk ass okay, I have a
thing that's actually going tomake this podcast a little bit
longer.
Uh good, because y'all areabout to get a rant, oh no
because the whole boy thathappened fairly recently.
so fairly recently, thegirlfriend and I and a couple of
(47:50):
friends went and saw the lionKing.
They were doing a tour.
They were at my alma mater,western Michigan university, and
they were doing a play there.
They did a phenomenal job.
We have this aisle way seating,so, like everybody who had to
like come through with costumesto get to the stage, past us
(48:10):
Great job.
Like everybody did a wonderfuljob.
But what do you guys think isthe worst?
Musical cats the worst musical110.
Correct, it is cats the musical,which I was forced to sit
through and watch.
Now, what do you guys think theplot of cats the musical is?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
there's cats and they're war no, they're just
trying to fuck oh, I just took aguess.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
I have no idea this is.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
You're both right.
Give yourselves a pat on theback.
You're both right.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Cat tribes.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Let me tell you something Cats the movie, the
musical.
If you go onto Google you typein Cats the movie and you look
at the cast.
Guess who the top billed actoror actress is?
Nicholas Cage.
It is Taylor fucking Swift.
(49:12):
Give this guy a gold fuckingmedal because he is on it.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I bet you, the only reason he knows that is because
of his girlfriend yeah, you'dlove it, you might be right is
she in this fucking movie for?
Speaker 3 (49:25):
two seconds she's in, she's in, she's in for enough
for 100 frames seven secondsmurky a gold star because she's
in it for one fucking song andthen she's gone.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
She's out of that bitch how much did she build
them for?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
I'm here and now I'm leaving.
She's above.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Jane.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Doody, jane dench, there we go.
Ian mckellen and a bunch ofreally famous like actors and
actresses yeah, fuck them, theydon't matter top build and she
out that bitch.
And now I'm gonna explain toyou guys the plot of cats.
No, do not do to be fair me, donot to be fair me.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
This is to be fair to be fair.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
To be fair, okay, you can say almost every other
actor in that if not longer whatdid she say?
It didn't come through all theway oh, she said that every
other actors in the movie forjust about as long as she is.
I feel like some of the othertop billed actors are in it
(50:42):
longer, but yeah but I well withthe amount of the ratio of pay
to screen time.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
What is that?
That's the important percent.
Yeah, but the ratio of pay toscreen time, what is that?
That's the important percent.
Hers is probably way higherthan the others, but here's
essentially the plot.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
We start off and we have this cat that gets thrown
into an alleyway.
The owners do not want this catanymore, and I've heard this
story before.
I'm emerging from this bag isthe most Like.
(51:23):
I think even furries vomited inthe theater when they saw the
designs of these cats, Causethey're, they're like these
weird, hideous hybrid humanoidcat.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
No, that just turns them on even more disturbing
looking and I'd fuck one.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
This is the character that we, as the audience, are
experiencing anywhere filmthrough, like she's basically
our self insert for the plot,because she doesn't fucking do
much in this except for watchwhat happens.
So we're seeing shit throughher eyes the entire time.
So when she's thrown out intothis alleyway we find out that
(52:03):
we're in fucking london so minusone score there, because
somebody's getting shanked inthis film and she's immediately
surrounded by a bunch of fuckingalley cats.
And this is where we meet likeuh, I think the cat's name is
like mr mistoffelees and allthese other cats.
(52:27):
There's only two cats names, Iremember, and that was because
they had interesting names.
Everybody else has a weirdfucking name in this.
And we learn that there issomething going on this evening
that is called the jealous orJelsel ball or something like
(52:47):
that Jellicle ball.
And OK, okay, we don't reallyknow what that is because, again
, the main character doesn'tknow it.
So we don't know.
We just know you have to put onthis big old performance and
you win this like super grandprize that everybody wants.
And we also learn aboutMacavity, who's the main bad guy
(53:12):
.
He will come back into thestory.
Just know he is a teleportingcat.
He literally knows actual blackmagic and I wish I was kidding.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
Different kind of black magic.
Speaker 3 (53:28):
Yeah, oh no, different kind of black magic.
So most of the songs as we areintroduced to all the different
cats are just songs thatintroduce who they are.
That's about it, like everybodyjust sings about who they are.
And keep in mind, all the songsthat are in this musical are
(53:49):
based on a book of poems.
So the andrew lloyd weber,who's the guy that created it,
pretty much read this book ofpoems and was like I bet I can
make a musical out of this andthen made cats.
So I should have never done.
This is where we learn aboutlike cats that live the high
life and then cats that arestrictly alley cats, and then we
(54:15):
learn a little bit more aboutthe ball that everybody really
wants this grand fucking prize.
And that's when we get to meetthe cavity and he just knows how
to teleport and he really wantsthis grand prize to the point
that he has, like enlisted thehelp of other cats to basically
help him cheat to try to win.
(54:36):
But he's never won and hereally, really wants this grand
fucking prize.
And, if I remember correct, Ithink even taylor swift's
character technically works fora, but she's in it for one song
and then she's out Macavity, ifI remember correctly, is played
by Idris Elba too, so keep thatin mind there.
(54:58):
Now there's this one cat whoused to work for Macavity and
she really wants forgivenessbecause it's like she's this old
cat, she's beaten, she's washedup and she just wants to be
forgiven.
And she's the one who sings,like the song that cats is known
for, that memories, all alonein the moonlight.
(55:23):
I probably just saying that offkey, just so YouTube didn't
flag us.
But now, after all is said anddone, macavity steals some of
the cats.
Some of the other cats go andfight.
Macavity rescue these cats, goback to the ball, and that's
(55:45):
where Macavity's old assistant,the one who sang memories, wins
the ball.
And that's where mcavity's oldassistant, the one who sang
memories, wins the ball.
And that's where we learn whatthe prize is.
This giant air balloon shows up, they put the cat in the basket
and they send her off on herway and they make it sound like
(56:05):
she's going on.
This grand, like new life, likeessentially it's a new life, is
what you win and this is whatmcavity wanted so bad.
And it's not until the very end.
What they hint is the actualgrand prize, which is death.
Death is the grand prize.
(56:26):
They kill the winner, they putin the hot air balloon and
they're like later bitch andthat shit gonna fall.
It gonna crash and they gottafucking die.
And my whole thing is whydidn't they just let mcavity win
?
They hated this fucking cat sogod damn bad.
He was a fucking menace, he heknows how to teleport.
(56:48):
He is a black magician cat andthey just didn't kill him.
They're like, no, we'll keephim around.
You know, even though hekidnaps us and he tortures us
and he attacks us and he triesto like con other people to do
his bidding, we're not going togive him the grand prize.
Kill the fucker.
If you hate him that goddamn bad, send him in a fucking air
(57:11):
balloon and kill themotherfucker instead they killed
taylor swift off screen no, itwasn't taylor swift.
Oh, off screen man, it was adifferent cat that wins well,
dies, fuck him, yeah wins anddies and, if I remember
correctly, I think taylorswift's character was something
(57:32):
that they made for the movie.
Even her own song was for themovie.
She's not in the originalmusical that's good.
You love to see it jamescorden's also in it, but he's
annoying as shit.
I don't like james corden it,but he's annoying as shit.
I don't like James Corden.
Was that enough to pad out the?
Speaker 1 (57:51):
runtime yeah, we're at 57 minutes total with
everything we had from the otherone, we're good.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
Sing us a song for the last three minutes.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Who.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
You.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
Sing the Krusty Krab pizza song Krusty.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
Krab pizza.
Sing the Krusty Krab pizza.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
Song Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you.
I couldn't hit it, you gotta gohigher.
I can't get that high.
That's as high as I get sorry.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
Oh no, murky, I've seen you get higher with some
weed.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Because he got high.
Because he got high.
Speaker 3 (58:37):
I was going to heal my friends and then I got high.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
I feel this is a call out.
I saw that one dive but then Igot high.
Hulk fisted me in my assBecause I got high.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Because, I got high.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
Storm is gonna die.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Because, I got high.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Have you guys ever listened to the song Breakfast
at Tiffany's?
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Yes, if you look at the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
it's a really sad song because it's this girl
wants to break up with ournarrator, the singer, and the
only reason he could think thatthey should stay together is
because he remembers that theyboth liked the movie Breakfast
at Tiffany's is that really whatthe song's about?
Speaker 1 (59:31):
that's really what the song is about just like not
shared that information with meand I could have been happy
knowing that the song was kindof in a happy step.
Now I'm just gonna be depressedevery time I hear it.
Well, it's kind of like this thepiña colada song escape, yeah
it's about two people trying tohave an affair to be fair, I
never saw that song as being ahappy song if we're drinking
(59:53):
copious amount of alcohol.
Holmes the pina colada he singsthat one in the shower.
I've heard that a couple oftimes.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I do.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I do.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I was in here in discord one time when he was.
It was like at least two yearsago when he was in the shower
and he left himself in discord.
And I just come in and I'm justlike what the fuck is happening
.
I just hear murky in the otherroom singing about in the shower
.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
You came back and I was like that's some goddamn
good singing there, murky you'relike ah shit, I didn't know, I
was still in discord you knowanother thing that kind of falls
in that category where it'slike it sounds like a happy song
but it's not really a happysong, is hey y'all by outcast
(01:00:45):
because he's talking about howhe's sad in the song and he's
like you don't want to listen tome, you just want to dance.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Yep Sounds about right.
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I like those kind of songs.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I think that's it.
Do we have anything else You'llnever have answers.
Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
If there are any questions in the first 25
minutes last week, you'll neverhave answers.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yep, and we're not messaging that guy anymore,
unless he reaches out to us.
Alec some fucking big wienerpodcast dude.
I deleted the email already.
It sounds good, all right,goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye.
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