S4 E5: Holy Sh*t, Is That a Ghost Child or Just Burger King Gas?

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Buckle up for a journey through the chaotic, unfiltered minds of friends who leave no topic unexplored. This episode showcases the beautiful randomness of ADHD conversations as we bounce from dungeon crawling to digestive disasters without missing a beat.

We kick things off with tales from our D&D campaign, where character development reveals more about ourselves than we intended. Hear about "Lubong," whose deliberately reduced intelligence stats (from 10 down to 6) mirror the impulsive decision-making many of us experience in real life. Meanwhile, creepy horror games with haunted dolls transition perfectly into our personal ghost stories, including a night at a haunted house so terrifying that one of us fled at 3 AM after allegedly spotting a "ghost child."

Food becomes our obsession midway through, igniting passionate debates about fast food chains that reveal our sensory preferences and fixations. The Five Guys small fry phenomenon (enough to feed a family of four) becomes a metaphor for excess, while our detailed critique of burger oil puddles demonstrates how intensely we experience ordinary things. When one host shares his doctor's recommendation to try high-fiber foods and probiotics before antidepressants, the resulting digestive adventures take center stage in a segment that's equal parts hilarious and relatable.

The episode reaches its comedic peak with an impromptu bathroom trip broadcast that transforms into five minutes of uncontrollable laughter. This moment perfectly encapsulates what makes our friendship special – the ability to find extraordinary humor in ordinary moments and the willingness to overshare in ways that make others feel less alone.

Whether you're neurodivergent or simply enjoy authentic conversation, this episode offers a judgment-free zone where every random thought, embarrassing story, and passionate opinion is welcomed. Subscribe to ADHD After Dark for weekly doses of chaos, comfort, and connection with friends who understand that the best conversations have no roadmap.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
hey, welcome to adhd after dark.
That's what I said.
It was a lot, of, a lot ofloudness it was a goblin.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
It was a goblin.
We've been thinking a lot ofdnd recently.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's a goblin fucked in dnd over the weekend, and by
fucked the boss, music wasbecause we were the bosses um,
it's scary.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I don't like that.
She subbed into fucking impdemon out of the goddamn minute.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Got a thin air well, I was trying not to metagame,
but I'm pretty sure she's awarlock, is what it is, because
that's a warlock ability and thelike black electrical bolts
coming out of her like wristbandEldritch Blast.
So I'm 99% sure she's a warlock.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
So you're saying I should.
When she's unsuspecting, Ishould grab her and just beat
the earth with her body.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's probably not a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I mean, you'd be the leaders of Milwaukee.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
no one's stopping us, except he invited us to dinner
which we didn't go to he invitedus twice like we got a letter
to show up to dinner and then heshowed up and told us in person
.
So we got didn't we get like aletter to go see him or some
shit like that?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
yeah, and then he showed up and was like got one
before that, yeah, we got.
Didn't we get like a letter togo see him or some shit like
that yeah, Falgu did.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah.
And then he showed up and waslike yeah, I did send you a
letter.
All right, yeah, you'redefinitely coming.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
No, we got the letter after we saw him.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, we got the letter after we met him.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Hmm, I don't remember that.
I thought we had the letterbefore.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well, fuck me.
We know that.
I can't fucking rememberanything in D&D, so I thought we
only got one.
We need to do that, though.
I just don't know what to dowith Irina.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Our best.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, yeah, I'm thinking we fucking, I don't
know It'd be best if Lubangdoesn't do anything we fucking,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
It'd be best if Lubong doesn't do any thinking.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, lubong doesn't do any thinking, he just goes.
This is murky thinking now.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Lubong yeah, but you have to play your character.
Same brain, same brain.
Oh, you're right, no, there'senough.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm not sure why you threw that one in there.
It had no press.
I don't sure why you threw thatone in there.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It had no press.
I don't know.
If Miles was telling mesomething I need to know about,
like fighting someone, I wouldbe listening.
A hundred percent Lou bongsover there Stretching yeah, uh,
huh, apparently, I'm definitelylistening.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Apparently, miles has just been giving me shit the
last couple of sessions.
I didn't even notice it.
I listened back to that playwith like I couldn't play with
myself.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, fuck your voice, dude yeah, I told you
it's so fucking annoying.
It doesn't help that therecording has me at 200 well,
you don't know if that's how youactually sound.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Everybody else already.
I hope not, and you put thatthing so far off center well, I
did it on purpose, for uh, forpeople who are listeners, which
are only listeners.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
It's farha.
I am currently playing a horrorgame and coco's watching yeah,
for our listeners, I'm watchinge play.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
What's it called?
Doll mare, doll mare.
Can you give a little synopsisof this game?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
so you are working at a doll factory where you have
to inspect the quality of thedolls and either put them on the
approval shoot that sends themoff to get boxed up, or in
disposal to get destroyed.
And every single day they addsomething new for you to do,
like, uh, the day that I'm on,you have to x-ray these little

(03:43):
shits to see if they haveforeign objects inside of them.
And coco just watched as I sawand pointed out oh, this doll
has a brass knuckle in it and Istill sent it down the approval
shoot because I'm dumb yeah,it's because you're trying to
multitask and and play be on thepodcast, so you know you're
just kind of, you're just kindof in auto autopilot mode at

(04:03):
this time now she's

Speaker 4 (04:04):
missing an arm if we got a doll with brass knucks in
it, I mean we wouldn't have, I'dbe happy.
Yeah, I would like best day ofmy life two toys in one yeah,
these dolls are also cheeked uplike fucking murky, like next
time that

Speaker 3 (04:23):
kid calls me fat turn around.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Turn around right right here.
Turn around.
Look at that doll.
Look at those Ass cheeks dude.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Look at those ass cheeks Marky double cheeked up
For no good god reason.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's how you came out.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't like it that's how you Came out, dude
you know what the fucked up partIs.
You're not wrong.
There's like.
There's one like naked babypicture where I'm laying on my
stomach and, as a baby, my assis fat.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Fucking fat ass.
Murky baby.
Do we need to see a murky babypicture now?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I have no idea how I'd have to find it, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I have no idea how my mom oh yeah, she got C-section.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
She didn't have to push me out.
They fucking had to cut me outbecause my ass is so fat we're
like your butt.
Your baby is gonna have such afat ass that you're not getting
this out look, I'm gonna behonest with you, between the ass
and how big his fucking head is.
We're just gonna want to cutthis one out you saying

(05:24):
something about yourself, murky.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
From a young age you had a big old dense head.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I got a fat.
Yeah, I got a big ass head and,like it was before middle
school, it was a elementaryschool.
Um, I joined, like the localcommunity, like kids football
league thing.
They had to order me a specialhelmet.
I'm not bullshit, I wish I was.
I wish I was lying dude.
The older kids used to make funof me for having such a big

(05:49):
head because my helmet infootball was so huge.
That's awful.
And I got older and they werepuds and then fucking.
They tried to be on thewrestling team.
I got to beat their ass.
Oh yeah, one of the kids namewas matt and I remember fucking
him up and just being like doyou was Matt?
And I remember fucking him upand just being like do you
remember this?
While I'm fucking him up, he'slike no, like you should.

(06:10):
And I just continued to fuckhim up more.
It was awesome, he entered I gotmy revenge, I got my revenge
this is.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
This is fucking wildy .
So this is like your previouswhat you said, like your
previous um what you said, thatyour previous uh yeah, co-worker
who got turned into a doll.
I knew it.
You're being turned into dolls.
This fucking, this fucking gameis wild.
Anything, any game with a witha that's based around creepy
doll, hoarder or get.
Fuck that.

(06:42):
I'm sorry I'm sorry that fuckthat shit.
That doll is not supposed to bethere.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't like this like the doll room at that hard
house we went to.
You know that shit was wild,old, like old ass porcelain
dolls, that's what he

Speaker 3 (06:58):
told me to do spooky he got approved.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
That room was spooky.
Yeah, it was like the person'swho room.
It was really like thoseporcelain dolls.
So then people just keepbringing these porcelain dolls
as like a offering or a gift tothe spirit is that the haunted
house that murky woke up in themiddle of night of and said fuck
this, I'm out uh, there was no,there was no way.
He never went to sleep, henever went to bed got it yeah,

(07:22):
fuck, no, dude, that place, dude.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I had goosebumps for fucking however long I was there
.
That's how long I hadgoosebumps.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
At one point, marky and I decided to venture into
the building by ourselves and wewere in one room and we were
trying to get stuff to happen,talking to the ghosties or
whatever, and at one point hejust looks at me and goes Shani,
I'm gonna let you know rightnow.
If anything fucking happens,I'm mowing you down and I'm
booking it out of this room andI was like, whoa, you would do

(07:51):
that to me.
He's like well, I'd probablyactually check to see what your
reaction is first and then actaccordingly.
And I was like, alright, let'sagree, right now we're just
gonna calmly back out of thisroom if anything spooky happens.
And he's like, okay, okay, I'lltry to do that.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'll try to do that.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, because we were like we were fucking with like
little Hot Wheels cars and likeshit in this room.
I'm like I want you to know,dude, if one of these cars
that's not moving starts moving,I'm beelining for the door, and
if you're in the way of thedoor, I'm gonna fucking eat you.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I wanna see you eat Zeno now you're gonna have to
eat him and his whole dick.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Zeno looks at me and goes is that really your plan?
You're gonna fuck me up likethat?
I was like.
You know I'm thinking about itnow.
Let's make a plan that we'lllook at each other at least and
we'll figure something out fromthere nothing ever happened.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I was gonna say that's the important part
nothing ever really happenedthat you know of.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
And then I went to bed and murky was awake.
I woke up in the morning.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
He was afraid he was gonna wake up with a bed and
Murky was awake.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I woke up in the morning he was afraid he was
going to wake up with a buttbaby.
Murky was gone and I wake up,start wandering around the place
and everyone's like, yeah, youseen Murky and Dusty?
And I was like, no, I thoughtmaybe, oh, oh oh, you want to,
oh, oh, oh, you want to.

(09:26):
Oh, oh, I had to leave.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
So you know, you're a robot buddy.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
We just missed all that Whatever you just said,
nothing came through.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Your internet started to throw up, and now it's back.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I was saying.
I woke up in the morning anddidn't see.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
You know.
You know, maybe he brought aghost back with him.
That won't let him tell thisstory.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
It wasn't me is it doing it now?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
no, as soon as you start the story, you stop
telling the story.
It doesn't fuck up that'sfucking so wild try it again.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
So we started walking .
I woke up, started walkingaround the place and, um,
everybody was like starting towake up.
Nobody knew where murky anddusty were and I was like, yeah,
no, I figured they just kind ofwandered around the building by
themselves.
No, sooner I say that, I get atext from Murky and he's like

(10:28):
hey, I'm halfway home, spawspooky shit, decided to leave.
See you when you get home.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Murky said I'm a little bitch, I'll see you later
.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Dude between.
So, like Dusty's asleep,everyone else goes to sleep, so
I'm like, alright, well, likeI'm bored.
I was bored, dude, I had acouple Red Bulls and I'm like
I'm gonna stay up Place justgave me the fucking creeps.
So I went around for a littlebit by myself and was just
fucking terrified the whole time.
So I went back it was likethree o'clock-ish Went back and

(11:05):
sat with Dusty.
I'm like I had her head on mylap and I'm sitting there
watching TikToks because I stillcan't fall asleep and fucking
little fucking see some shit infront of me in the door, in the
walkway, and at that point I'mlike I'm leaving.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Murphy actually got scared by a rat.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I got scared by a rat , you know.
I got scared by a fuckinggoddamn spirit.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, inspector maybe you should have tried to
communicate with a child, theghost child, fucking ran in
front of me.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I'm like I'm leaving.
Well, that's enough for me.
I've seen all I need to see howlong ago was this?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
uh, spend a good three years and then, like
shortly after, that is when wereally started ramping up,
having spooky stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
You brought back a ghost.
Do you have a?
We feared that might uh mighthave happened.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
They were pissed off.
You were even talking aboutthat's why they fucked up your
shit and I was like, yeah, likewhy are you?

Speaker 4 (12:08):
putting our business on the fucking streets like that
bitch shit out there, dude, thefuck's that about fucking wild
switch is.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Uh switch is lurking in the voice right now too he's
getting my switch.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
What do you think he's getting?
Probably a bit Try.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Hardee's.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Bro, he was so upset today when people were talking
about.
Hardee's.
He's like what the fuck's aHardee's?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I am not a Hardee's fan.
Anytime I've had it it has beenawful, the worst Same.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I don't understand how they're in business.
If you leave the wrapper theway it comes to the bag and,
like you, take it out and set itdown flat and you unwrap it,
there's a whole ass lake thatconsists of oil and bits of what
might be meat and what justmight be not meat.
In the bottom of the thing,it's definitely skin shavings,
what just might be not meat inthe bottom of the thing.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I'm like.
You know what?
I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Definitely skin shavings.
That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's not the good kind of oil that you get from
five guys.
When you get, when you get afive guys bag and it's just it's
you know the oil wet browncolor you know you're getting
the fucking a.
You're gonna be shitting yourbrains out pretty soon, but a,
it's gonna be the greasiest,most delicious thing you've had
when they gave you enough friesto fill you up, like they gave

(13:34):
you enough fries to solve hungerin africa.
I mean, you order a small fry atfucking five guys.
You can feed a family of fourwith that.
He's walking around.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
I'd like a small fry.
Foist upon this man.
An ass load of fries, dude.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I always warn people the first time they go to five
guys like here's what's gonnahappen you're gonna order a
burger, I'm gonna order a burger, and one of us is gonna order a
small fry and that's probablygonna be enough.
They're like but I want my ownfry.
And I'm gonna order a burger,and one of us is gonna order a
small fry and that's probablygonna be enough.
They're like but I want my ownfry.
And I'm like no, you don't sir,you order the small fry.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yes, here's a bag of fry cause you feel like they
just wanna get rid of theirpotatoes.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Cause you you order a large fry and you get oh, you
get so much.
Oh, that's, that's a purplelight.
That's what is this?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
there's no way that a single human being can finish a
large fry from five guys youknow, I bet you, I bet you
somebody.
Could I have the first everadhd after dark out in the wild?
Like scenario we all go to aFive Guys and individually order

(14:47):
large fries and see who canfinish it?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
But that's not the first idea, because last week we
talked about all gettingmanicures or pedicures.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
We did I'm down for that still.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
How about we get the pedicures?
And we treat ourselves to lunchat Five Guys.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
How about while we're getting the pedicures?
Why would we treat ourselves tolunch at five?
How about while we're gettingthe pedicures?
I've never seen.
Murky so excited about anythingin my entire life, we're going
to get our nails done and getsuper fat.
Oh, dude, dude, we're going toneed to buy fucking like Drano
for our shits that are about toclog my fucking toilet.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yes, Scrape off those bunions while I eat these fries
.
We're going to, we're going toall have to flush at the same
time.
So there's enough pressure tomake it all go through the nail
place.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
You guys have any ketchup?
No, but we got red nail polishfridge.
They just come out with rednail polish called Heinz color
that's very oh, fucking Christ.
Oh dude, god damn it.
I want to break out the bigcheese grater.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Five guys be fucking.
Five guys do be fucking.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
We just got one in the city that you and I work in.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
You're fucked.
I want.
I want to find guys near me.
Okay, what are you doing now?
Do you have to look forradioactive fucking isotopes or
some bullshit?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
uh, hidden markings.
The other one had cum stains onit, so I threw it away.
This is great.
I don't know how to explain it.
It was just a big splotch like.
This is just black light man oh, this is.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
You want a game where you can bust nuts and then find
those nuts behind you.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Look behind you he.
There's something behind you,it's constantly behind you.
You're fucked.
I don't hear anything because Ihave to have it muted,
otherwise it's going to comethrough.
The fucking, uh what you callit the podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
The sun makes it look like I'm being hit by the rays
of god right now, and it'shitting me right in the eye bro,
I just noticed that somebodyfucking what's the D&D spell?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
what's the D fucking, the one that that fucking
summons the beam of light thatyou can move guiding light no,
no, no, no, like it does like tosome it to fucking something of
damage, to like D8 of damage orsomething like that.
Um, shit, I think shit.
I don't remember what it'scalled, but that's what's
happening to you right now.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Oh who's the Batman villain, the Joker?
No, the half face, the two face, because one side of his face
is like blanked out because thesun, so you can't see any of the
features, and the other side issolid.
So I'm definitely thinking liketo face like he's just ready to

(17:43):
come into frame before show ityep, yep, it did.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
There we go.
I'm Harvey Dent, you're Harveyfucking.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Dent.
I'm old Greg.
I'm Harvey Dent.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I'm Harvey Dent.
I'm Harvey Dent.
I'm Harvey Dent.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Switch.
Searched it up for me.
It's Sunbeam, what'd you get?
What'd you get for food?
We need to know.
We need to know.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I need to know.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I got free Whoppers.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Whopper.
Hell yeah, whopper, whopper,whopper.
Hell yeah, whopper, whopper,whopper, whopper.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Dude, that 57 Big Mac sounded pretty good.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I haven't had a good Big.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Mac in so long though , well yeah because of course
they're not good.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
What do?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
you mean.
They are good sometimes thathas legitimately come on her
face yeah that's what I'm saying, dude.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
The other one was on the task.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh, legitimately cum on her face.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying,dude.
The other one was on the test.
Oh, I was gonna say murkydidn't see it, I was gonna say
no, he threw it away.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
He threw it away, fuck you.
No, it was.
It literally looked.
It was either that or she ate abunch of cheetos and it was
just all over her mouth.
But it only showed up under ablack light.
So you know definitely just cum, stains, cum.
I wonder how this game ends,like you just turn into a doll
probably.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
I'd imagine it's probably the worst, oh let's see
anything in here.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Nope, nothing in there.
Anything in the anything on thecum stain monitor nut, nut,
just straight nut nut nutting.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
She passes my inspection.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
We nut nut just straight nut nut nutting, she
passes my inspection.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I bet that was enjoyable to you headphone
listeners, wasn't it me clearingmy throat?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I don't know why baby you're getting a lot of fucking
requests.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I'd rather hear that over me at 200% volume, just
fucking yelling about being adumb ass.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Why don't you do that right now for our listeners how
you sound as Lubong.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I'm waiting Uh uh, oh shit it's not a damn it.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
You have to turn them up to 200% volume.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'm asking you to speak as Lubong right now.
When did you turn black, by theway?
Why would you use that?
Why were you hanging?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's what I was looking for.
Why would you?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Sound alert.
No, I just wanted you to speaka sentence as Lubong.
I didn't ask you to be racist.
Frostyy, my best.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Frosty, my best friend.
You went down that whole firechute.
I saw you climb through theroof, real sneaky like, and then
you disappeared and we were outhere.
All the guards showed up.
I got nervous, started buyingthese wolf steaks.
I bought all these wolf steaksFor your best buddy and you came
out, but now you're not.
How can I be sure you're frosty?

(20:40):
Oh my God, frosty got replacedinside the house.
This isn't frosty at all.
All right, let me turn it backdown to a hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Damn it, damn it to hell.
I like how you basically didthat exact sequence how how it
went down.
I feel like you basically didthat exact sequence how it went
down.
I feel like you said it exactlythe same way in the session.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
That was a pretty good retelling.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I could not have done that.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
That doll exploded yeah it kind of just flew out.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
You were in the house , you were in the house and I
was outside.
Everyone else was just kind ofmeandering around, and then the
guards came you talking aboutthese fucking wolf steaks makes
me hungry for some I'm gonna letyou know I can't go for a wolf
thing I panicked hard.
You remember when I saw that?
I panicked hard in the very inthe first building we went into
and I saw the ghost and Ifreaked the fuck out and I ran

(21:31):
out and then we both died fromwhat I remember that's not
important yeah, look at us now,you see me when I fucking rage.
You see my muscles you seethese guns?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I just see the ghost tendrils full of like ethereal
fucking.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Just muscle juice in my body ethereal.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
That's a big word for you, lubong that is.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Do you know what it means?
No, I heard you guys say itonce and I haven't stopped
saying it since it makes youfeel smart, it does make you
sound smart we had to write noshit, because he had an
intelligence of 10 and he wantedto play more stupid, so we took
his intelligence to six yeah,because I was playing way
stupider that he's like 10's,like maybe even slightly above

(22:13):
average intelligence than anormal person, and I'm like,
well, that's definitely not me,that's not Lubong.
Lubong's a dumbass.
Lubong's a dumbass 100% of thetime I'm a dumbass, like 70% of
the time.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I just have impulsive decisions.
That sends murder ghostsagainst people.
I mean that's also kind of youin the real world too, yeah yeah
, but the problem is is I'm notgoing to be able to separate
that from my dnd characterbecause I'm just way too fucking
impulsive.
So every dnd character I playis going to just have to be
impulsive.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Unless you guys tell me not to do something, I'm
doing it I feel like like real,like a high intelligence, or hot
, like really high wisdom.
Impulsive is a lot better thanlike I have a strength of plus
five, but my it is negativethree fucking.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Who was it that ripped the doorknob off?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
fucking switch.
That was switched.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
That fucking beat the doorknob yeah beat the doorknob
off instead of waiting for meto finish my room and come open
it, and I turn around and I'mlike is there anything I can do
here?
You guys hear that a fuckingweird ghost followed Xenohome it
just says fuck you a buncheverybody, welcome.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Switch to the podcast .
He's been here before he's beenhere a couple times.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, god, we talked about food and now all I can
think about is being a fuckingfat and eating food even though
I don't need it instead of fiveguys.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Dude, I want like an adobe burrito, but like the
whole outer.
The whole inner outer layer ofburrito is just the queso.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Hmm, that sounds like something.
Sounds like something, indeed,sounds like something.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
The whole inside of the tortilla is just a solid
layer of cheese.
That's what I was going for?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Do you want that?
Because of the one cookinganimation in Monster Hunter
Wilds where it looks like theyjust rip open a block of melted
cheese.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
No, I want it because the local Qdoba fucks.
But I feel like if they reallywork cheese in first and get it
all over the fucking tortilla,it'd be way better.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
I'd fuck with some Qdoba.
I love that Diablo queso dude.
I've only ever had Qdoba once.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Fuck me up Diablo.
I don't know what Qdoba is, bythe way.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
It's like Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Chipotle but, better.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Got it.
Please, please, please.
Switch is just spamming.
Please, in the voice chat, readthe above.
I can't.
I got to read the above.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Okay, hang on.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Open.
Qdoba delivers for free ontheir app and gives a free bowl
or burrito when you sign up.
Get the fuck out.
I will order Kedoba right now,do it?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I would do it, but.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I don't have one.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
My choices are KFC, so you have this.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Taco Bell or KFC.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
No, I have KFC McDonald's and the Domino's.
Even though the KFC Taco Bellis a combination, I can't get
Taco Bell.
I have to go to it.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I can't deliver it.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
That's weird, that's bullshit, it's fucking stupid.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I mean nevermind, I love me some Taco Bell dude.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
I fuck with Taco Bell .
You look the type.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
We're going to make everybody fucking hungry this
episode.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I'm downloading the Qdoba app.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Nice Get the qdoba app nice get that qdoba, qdoba.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Fuck it up for a free burrito dude for real.
Why qdoba app?
Yes, is downloading, you'redownloading switch.
I just want you to know I'mgoing to be very, very upset if
I don't get free delivery onthis Qdoba order.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
You know it's underrated?

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah, but what if you're getting the?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
free mozzarella sticks oh.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
You know, they are pretty good.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I can't deny that.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Burger King's mozzarella sticks.
I didn't care for they weregood.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I thought you were going to say they were good.
I was like no shit tastes likethey fried it with like the
chicken nuggets and everythingelse they put in that oil no,
the cheese just wasn't meltedyeah, it has zero cheese pull,
it's just like a solid like

Speaker 3 (26:31):
yeah it's like they pretty much just breaded a
regular string cheese and put itin the deep fryer for like two
seconds and was like, oh, thisis good.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Didn't get hot enough to melt at all.
Well, that's disappointing.
I don't like the fuck, fuck BK.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh yeah, that's because you're autistic.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah we're right.
Yeah, as a kid I used to getsick because of Arby's
mozzarella.
Like I didn't want a sandwich,I didn't want fries, I didn't
want anything.
Give me a large mozzarellastick.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, there's a child .
Arby's mozzarella sticks.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Fuck you, that will fucking clog you up to do a lot
of things at Arby's.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Fuck, I love their chicken tendies.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
What did Switch say?
I was gonna get for free a bowlor a burrito or a bowl and it's
free delivery.
Nobody said no, the burrito orthe bowl is free.
Oh, why do I?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
still look for the powerpuff girls now.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
I'll push notifications.
Sure earn with every order signup switch.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
They deliver for free to you because everything's
like real close to you when yousign up.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
So you gotta sign up, and it'd be your first, you
know.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I'm signing up and this is about to be my first.
Where's that goddamn burrito?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
ADHD after ADHD made event ADHD after after Dark Maid
Event ADHD after Burrito.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Maid Event Xeno just smashes a whole fucking burrito.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
ADHD after Burrito is just this.
Where's the lie?
It's just your fucking ass,cheeks flapping with some
fucking shit being rocket fuelout your asshole.
Speaking of which.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
So my doctor talking to her about maybe going on to
like antidepressants because,I'm not gonna lie, I've been
feeling the big sad for a fewmonths now.
Uh, she was like, well, before Ido that, why don't we try to
like do a little experiment here?
So she like takes out a notepadand starts writing down all

(28:42):
this shit that's really high infiber.
And she was like I'm going towant you to try to get 35
milligrams of fiber a day andthen also try to have like
something in your stomach thathas a probiotic in it, like
something in your stomach thathas a probiotic in it like
yogurt or kombucha, somethingthat just has like that colony

(29:02):
of bacteria that's good for yourgut.
Because apparently thesemotherfuckers, these little
probiotics, will eat the fiberand it's supposed to kind of
help your body push things alongand apparently, apparently, if
things are pushing through you,naturally your body should feel
happier.
And I was like, well, you know,I kind of poo, naturally, as it

(29:24):
is, but I have been tearingfucking ass every goddamn day
trying to meet this goal, liketoday at work.
I had to make sure there was noone around me and I just tore
ass of the garage.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Are they smelly farts ?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
awful sometimes no, but today yes.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I really didn't want anyone to find me.
Is it working for you?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
no.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I mean, it's an experiment.
She wanted to try it before sheput you on medication.
It makes sense.
You weren't here yesterday, man.
I was farting while I wastrying to put clothes away and
it just kept getting worse andworse and worse and worse.
Because I had bk for lunch, uh,and I had their onion rings,
and it started smelling more andmore and more like bk fucking

(30:15):
onion rings.
So much to the point, likewhenever, like like I was
playing monster hunter withmurky and switch yesterday, I'm
just sitting there like in themiddle of the hunt.
I'm just like guys, I'm gonnatry to stick it out to the end
of this hunt, but I don't knowif I'm gonna make it.
And murky's like don't fuckingshit your pants for me, dude, go

(30:36):
to the bathroom.
I'll kill this fucking monsterfor you.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I'll fight the fuck out of this monster and not die.
Don't shit your pants.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I fucking stood up and I went oh Lord, it's coming
as I ran out the fucking doorJesus Christ, and after he's out
the door, I hear him.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
He's like I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I'm going to make it Sit down on the toilet and it
was just like the biggest giant,the most giant fart you can
imagine.
Just shat out of me like I shita fart oh, I get that shit a
fart like it was.
It was a fucking seven secondfart, but there were like turd

(31:14):
logs coming out with it.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
I will say, hey guys, you wouldn't hear it hey
listeners like turd logs comingout with it, I will say hey guys
, you wouldn't hear heylisteners.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
After we made you hungry now we're talking about
shit.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Now we're going to discuss you.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Now that there's been a decent amount of time for you
to go and get some food andyou're probably sitting down
with it now let's make you notwant that food now we'll say
high fiber in your diet, thoughpoop just slides right, the fuck
out oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
I don't even have to push half the time, it's just
bloop bloop is it solid?
I don't know.
Do you know how do?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
you.
You're not doing the thing.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Do you have to order it first?
Is there like a promotion thing?
It's probably.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Well, crazy thing you put in his email address and
then his actual address, and nowhe's putting in his credit card
number, and then they require asocial security number.
And then you downloaded thewrong app.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
That's pretty much what it's like to watch porn
nowadays.
And then they require a socialsecurity number.
You downloaded the wrong app.
Yeah, that's pretty much whatit's like to watch porn nowadays
.
You go to one of those stateswhere they're banning porn out,
right?
I mean Indiana isn't one ofthose.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, I believe Indiana has banned Pornhub now.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
That's unfortunate how the people you elected are
going to be able to watch watchtheir porn, because we all know
they do it.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I don't know.
I'm gonna let it be theirproblem, though I'm not really
worried about it that's what aVPN is for.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Zeno has the theater of the mind.
He just imagines boobs and he'slike got it, I know what to
work with.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
I actually just have a permanent vision of Murky's
ass burned into my brain, so itdoesn't take much to get me
there if if you can come, whilemasturbating, only to like
mental images, is that a form ofmeditation?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I'd say yeah.
Yeah, I would say, yes, I'mworking.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I'm fine.
That's some smart ass shit.
You just said there.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Well, that was really philosophical god damn it my
brain registered what coco saidas falafel instead of
philosophical.
I was like what.
Murky that said as falafelinstead of philosophical.
I was like what?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Marky, that was really falafel.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I wasn't expecting falafel with baby lab.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm just in this game for the long haul at this point
.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
If you can tap into your own mind to make yourself
calm.
I mean, there's some physicalstimulant there, but I mean
that's for meditation, I wouldagree.
Wait, huh, coco's meditated fora long time.
He should be super In tune withhis own mind.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
You would think Switch just Comes and then no
touching.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I lay there.
This is.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Switch.
He's just sitting there andhe's just like oh, what is this?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Oh, I do not get a free burrito.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I can't even talk.
Fuck.
You lied to him no free burritoZito.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
sign up again.
Sign up with a new email.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
There's a banner ad for him in the app.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Join Qdop everywhere there is it straight up, says
Wait, where'd it go.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
It straight up says what you can't do, it I'm gonna
show you.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Straight up calling him a bitch.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I bet when Switch made that noise he just shot it
in his own face.
He's like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Join Qdoba Q Rewards.
Get free queso and chips.
I get free queso and chips nofree burrito.
That's horse shit.
That is horse shit.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
That's horse shit.
Uninstall the app Qdoba.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I'm fucking living in a more densely populated area.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I can't do this.
Live in a more denselypopulated area, you'll get
better.
Uninstall it.
Request them to delete youraccount.
Reason I was lied to.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
I was lied to.
They're going to fucking breakthe door down on switch and
fucking nab his ass.
You giving away our secrets.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
That's just just gonna be ice this is bullshit.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Now I want Qdoba.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I'm glad nobody's acknowledging the joke I made
what'd you say?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
no, we're all ignoring you.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I'm not saying it again was it a race joke?

Speaker 4 (35:48):
it was, it was a border security joke?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
We call Murky the racist one it's suspicious.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Switch play the sound effect for me the other day.
Bye the two people speakingmixed.
He was concerned.
The fact that you had that soquick on speed dial has me
concerned.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Switch it on and navigate that sound concerned
Switching us on Navigate thatsoundboard.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Dude, he does.
He has that shit fun he knowshow to navigate things.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Alright.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
He knows how to navigate this dick.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
I was telling everybody, I was telling Zeno,
maybe Kugel, earlier, when I seeyou, I'm gonna attack you
physically.
I'm gonna come up, I'm gonnatrap your arms, your body and
just grip you.
I'm gonna lift you off yourfeet so really you have no way
to fight me, and then I'm justgonna take you to the ground,
I'm gonna wrap you up, put legsin, I'm just gonna hold you

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there and then I'm going toacquire your scent.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
That is real things that he did say.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I did say that that happened, hmm.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
He once navigated the vessel known as Xenococ through
the seas of cum put in place byGod E.
Wow, that sounds like thestartup, the.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Nippalus Judova also does not deliver for free Switch
.
It charged me $5 plus tip.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
That sounds like the start of the Nippalus Cage movie
.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
You're not paying attention to anything.
Fuck you.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
No, he's not.
He's in his own little world.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
No, You'll have to listen to the podcast to see
what I said.
Coco.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I think, me and you are the only ones not playing
video games right now.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
He's not playing a video game.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
He's trying to order food.
No, he's playing Monster Hunterin the background.
I'm not playing Monster Hunter.
No, I'm not either.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
You wouldn't be able to tell on Steam if I was
playing Monster Hunter.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
No, I changed it.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
This is coming from Murky, who just learned the
other day that NVIDIA FuckingApp is a thing.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Don't come at me.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Don't come at me all crazy.
Yeah, my computer graphics Cardis.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I expect, when you guys made me this free computer,
that everything would be takencare of For at least the next
five years Automatically.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Computers don least the next five years
automatically.
Computers don't even last fiveyears, yeah they don't last five
years.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I've had mine for five years.
How good was it when you boughtit?
At the time it was pretty topof the line, mergy did not get
top of the line for the time.
When we know this, true it allworked so good.
He got the hammy down, soreally his computer's actually

(38:39):
already older than five years.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, in Wilds, all I needed was a driver update.
I mean.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Wow, you actually knew how to update your drivers.
No, I had to walk him throughthat shit, dude.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
No drivers.
No, I had to walk him throughthat shit dude.
No, I fucking the little nvidiathing on my bottom right like I
brought up.
I was like, oh, it says Ineeded an nvidia update and coco
goes.
When's the last time youupdated that?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I was like, oh, you know he's I never opened the app
you're gonna log into that I go.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I don't think I've ever logged into that and he
opens it.
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
and no, he didn't even say I don't even think I've
logged into that.
I was like open it and then itcomes to a login screen and he
goes I don't think I've everlogged into that.
I went murky.
Come on, zeno made the pointthe other day that we have all
talked about updating ourdrivers various times while
you're in the chat and you justlike never expect me to know.

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We just thought you, you neverasked, you expect me to know.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
We just thought you that was your first mistake.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
You never asked like, hey, is that a thing I should
be doing too?
You never fucking asked.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well, they got special shit on their computers.
I don't need to do that.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
I ain't got none of that.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I ain't worried about no night we got all the sound,
wars and stuff.
I don't need to do fuckinganything.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
You're a fucking fucking anything.
You're a dumbass.
I'm considering you guys givinghim hand-me-downs instead of
him buying him brand new stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, why would we buy him brand new stuff?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
though we just gave him the free shit.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah, fuck that, good friends would buy him brand new
stuff.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
His computer is still better than your computer.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I was happy to show up with nothing and go home with
a computer.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
For $200.
Better than your fuckingcomputer switch.
That's probably not.
What's your graphics cardswitch?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I need to update my graphics card coming up soon,
probably in the next year.
I have a 20, 20 super.
That's also what I got Is thatwhat Marky has.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Is he a 2060?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
He has 2060 super.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Who did?
That come from Z yeah because Igave E the 2080 Super and he
gave you the 2060.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
That makes sense.
There was like a trade thathappened.
I forgot about it.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
The 2060 is still no slob, though it's still pretty
good.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
I'm a slob.
You can slob on the slob.
You know what?
You're just mad.
You're just mad.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You're mad because you didn't get a free burrito,
because you don't live in adensely populated area, so suck
it.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Those are facts.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
At least he has a case of burrito for you.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
At least he has water .
I'm drinking water right now.
You're in a drought.
You need to conserve.
You can't drink.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
I can sit in a chair in the shade and it still not
burn my skin.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Hey, fuck you, buddy yeah fuck you.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
You have to put chains on your tires.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
No, I don't have to put chain on my tires.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
You have to watch for scorpions in your boot.
That's actually illegal inIndiana for him to do.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Don't worry, I'll bring scorpions with me, just
for you guys.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
This is when we find out that I'm allergic to
scorpions.
Eat all the grasshoppers again.
What?
All the grasshoppers?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Oh, okay, I have no idea what I thought you said,
but it was not grasshoppers, itwas falafel.
Okay, falafel Sounds kind oflike waffle.
I want waffles, you don't?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
say what?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I'm just here chilling, watch what.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
What to make it sound like my knuckles on the part of
everybody's seen the bluewaffle right yeah okay, I know.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
I know I know, why did you pick us?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
out.
It's like in the back of mymemory for all eternity now.
So why did you pick us out?
It's like in the back of mymemory for all eternity now.
Sick.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Shit was pretty disgusting.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Oh dude, it was bad.
Two girls, one cup made methrow up.
I almost threw up.
I threw up like immediately.
You know what's really funny.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
I didn't watch the whole thing, I was like, oh,
these chicks are making out.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
And then I was like, yeah, I didn't watch the whole
thing.
I was like, oh, these chicksare baking out.
I didn't even need to watch toknow what happened?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I don't even think I've ever watched it.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I'm a throw up person .

Speaker 2 (42:38):
For that I didn't get past 10 seconds.
I can tell you that.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I've never watched it , but enough was said about it
when it was a big thing goingaround that I didn't have to,
because I pretty muchautistically knew that it was
pretty fucked up.
Um, yeah, I wasn't.
I wasn't saved from jarsquatters, though.
Oh no, was not saved from thatwas that the uh, the Ukrainian

(43:07):
dude?
I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I don't watch a bunch of dumb fights in college.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
I couldn't tell you what his country of origin was A
lot of Kimbo Slice fights myex-brother-in-law was really
into Kimbo Slice.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Who the fuck is Kimbo Slice.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
He was a street fighter.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, those two motherfuckers show up to a
backyard and everybody kind ofcircles around and then they
beat the absolute dog shit outof each other.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
That sounds fun.
Is that what we're going to dowhen you guys are all here?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
No, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Except it's going to be our dicks on everybody's face
.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
I'm going to be our dicks on everybody's face.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I'm going to twist somebody's dick Probably going
to be my dick.
He's probably just going tocome up and just crack it like a
glow stick.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
That sounds awful.
It really is.
I did not need that in my brain.
Well, guess what you got inyour brain now, luckily, my
dick's so small.
It's probably not capable offucking breaking because it's so
short.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
You know how short things it's harder to snap them
yeah jokes on you or bringing apenis pump that's not my bag,
baby.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Good luck.
Do they make?
Do they make?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
microscopes, of those written by Austin Powers say PS
Pumps.
They are my bag, baby.
What?

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Austin Powers reference.
I've never seen Austin Powerswhat really?
Really stupid to me.
I haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Austin.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Powers.
Yeah, he gets out of beingdeeply frozen and he goes to get
all his things back.
He's like one penis pump.
He's like, oh, that's not mine.
And the guy's like one case forthis penis pump.
He's like, that's definitelynot me, baby, he.
He's like one book written byaustin powers you it was like

(45:15):
penis, penis pumps or something,and how they are definitely my
bag baby, circa whatever yearthis is crazy.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I think one of the funniest things scenes that I
that I like from Austin Powersis whenever they're in like the
tent and she's pulling shit outof the bag and the guys are in
the fucking the back watch.
It looks like they're justpulling fucking shit out of his
ass.
Oh, that's just fucking stupiddude.

(45:48):
I am so surprised that Zeno hasnot seen an Austin Powers movie
.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I am too.
Actually, I feel like it wouldhave been his sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Do you know what it means to Austin Powers?
Something then.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
No.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
If you could guess.
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
it means what does it mean to Austin Powers Whenever
you fucking wedge a car so thatit's stuck.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Wedge something so that it's stuck.
Wedge something so that it'sstuck, so you can't move it in
or out because he gets stuck inthat one.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Oh, so you have to do a 17-point turn, or like a
three, like he wedges it andhe's like I fucking Austin
Powers it.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
He's fucking like uh, uh, uh uh, trying to fucking
wedge it out.
Yeah, I get that, man.
Man, you never had such a badburger king fry the.
Oh, I thought you were about tosay they suck, but apparently
your fries are tough.
You know what have you, dude?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
the onion rings at burger king are fucking
incredible yeah, not bad likedude I had the jalapeno cheddar
bites the other day too, alsonot bad.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Also, I'm a fat fuck, and after we're done talking
about shit, we're back to thefood talk, so you can eat your
food again.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I can't guarantee we won't talk about shit again.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I gotta piss, actually oh yeah, you gonna take
us with you.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
I'm gonna piss on the piss.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
I'm gonna be fucking the piss.
You fucking.
We're going.
What just happened?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Murky was gonna take us with him A lot.
Why are you lying to?

Speaker 4 (47:19):
us.
I'm fucked up, murky, becauseit's corded.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Because it's corded all the way to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
You have a phone.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
You want me to disconnect and whip out the
iPhone.
Show us the POV of you thebathroom.
You have a phone.
You'll be disconnecting withoutthe iphone be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Show us the pov of you peeing.
What are the chances he does it?
I think he might this is gonnabe great.
He's like talking it up tohimself right now.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
He's pulling his iPhone out?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Are you saying it's a very small chance?
Because he's very small.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Oh, uh-oh, he's back.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
This is how you know we're out of shit to talk about.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
We're trying to watch Murky piss.
Oh, he is on the camera around.
Don't show us any head, thoughgod we're not recording, so dumb

(48:24):
no, we're not recording anyvideo, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
No, no, no video this is all for us, nice this whole
dick's out.
My whole dick is out.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I don't believe you.
Show us he muted.
Oh, he's tinkling, do you wantto hear it?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yeah, Fuck it, I want to hear you frying chicken boy.
Wow, you're talking on mute broyou're saying stuff, but you're
muted you're muted yeah, youare muted whoopsie whoopsie is

(49:03):
Dusty is Dusty home right now.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
I won't wake anybody up is Dusty home right now.
I won't wake anybody up isdusty home right now.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Yeah, is she like?
What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
she's probably just used to this kind of behavior.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Let's be, honest murky just went ah what a silly
question why, would you ask, sheknew what she signed up for.
Murky just went.
Ah, I'm farting.
What a silly question.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Why would you ask that?

Speaker 4 (49:37):
She knew what she signed up for.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Murky are you okay, Fucking gross.
This is the hardest piss he'sever had to take in and it's not
because of a kidney stone.
He's trying very hard not topiss on the wall right now
flopping around like fire hosehe had to mute because he's

(49:58):
coughing his lungs up.
Dude, I'm dying.
Oh man, this would be a badtime for you to pass out from
laughing and fall face first inyour own pit.
I just want to see the look onDusty's face when he looks out
of the bathroom and she looksover and goes you fucking done
in there.
What are you doing?

(50:19):
I just imagine this whole time.
His dick is still out too andhe's just trying to regain
himself.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
He probably is For sure.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
My dick's put away, I promise.
I said when I saw him laughreal hard.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I told you he's gonna laugh so hard and fucking face
first into the pee.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
I wash my hands and then get back on computer that
was some good shit we turned anadventure

Speaker 3 (50:56):
into the bathroom reporting from murky's bathroom
we turned an adventure to thebathroom into a five minute
comedy sketch yeah, you knowit's funny that this is kind of
more of a foodie episode becauseI had recently came up with
like a game breaker to try tobring back onto the podcast

(51:18):
where the grand prize waswhoever scored the most.
Next time I hung out with thatperson from this podcast, they
got a free meal for me whereverwe went out for dinner.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Good news in three weeks.
I think we're all togetherright uh, yeah, as far as I'm
aware so we just don't recordfor three weeks and we do the
game in person with everybody,and then you can.

(51:50):
And then you can order yourchoice of Taco Bell, McDonald's
or KFC.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
But then how do we get content out of it for the
podcast?
We?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
record it, that's the podcast.
We're recording the podcast inperson.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
We could just have a cookout stream at Coco's.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I mean yeah, we could do anything.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I was thinking we record an episode of.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
ADHD After Dark, when everybody's here anyway, all
right, but we can.
We can work out the logisticsof that, mark.
How was the bathroom?
Does it smell?
I heard you farted.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
It was really I did.
I did fart quite a bit oh look,it's the caters.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
He's coming to say hi I can't have rain without hi
caters it's, it's.
It's not a good day for rain.
Oh, it's the case.
He wants some food.
That's the look of feed me youfuck he's got plenty of food in
his bowl.
No, not enough.
Is that the Mingers?
Is that the Mingers?

(52:54):
It's the Mingers, the Mingers.
We haven't seen Ming in a while.
The Mingers.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Alright, I go back on computer, okay.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
There she goes.
She didn't know it would be inmy lap.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Fun fact, he could have just clicked join in
discord and it would have takenhim out of his phone just let
him believe what he wants tobelieve also, why is it taking
him so long to join on thecomputer?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
I don't know.
It's really hard to say whatare we watching now?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
he's an interesting dude.
Oh, it's Dallmare.
Oh, it's really hard to saywhat are we watching now?
He's an interesting dude.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Oh, it's Dallmare oh, it's the same one oh yeah what
did you shut it down for?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
uh, I don't know, it just felt like I needed like a
momentary break there thatbutton's yellow now right, it is
yellow.
Oh, do do, do a free ball lookat my little dick button's
yellow.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Now, right it is yellow.
Oh, do, do, do a free ball.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Look at my little dick yeah yeah yeah yeah, I
laughed so hard the bathroom, Ithought I was gonna throw up the
dusty fucking question anythingthat you were doing?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
nope, that's a good thing.
Like I said, she knows what shesigned up for she's on the
phone, so that helps sheprobably was had to explain why
you were so loud in the fuckingbathroom.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Oh it's too funny that shit was funny.
I was almost expecting you tofucking flip the camera around
and show us your dick.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
No, I was hoping I'm not gonna do that.
I'm fucking you're weird fornot showing you my dick yeah, oh
, your previous error was comingback here.
I guess.
So group vote.
Who wanted to see my dickswitch?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
switch, switch.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
He's not in there switch looks like 2v, looks like
2v1 because there's only twooptions 2v2, 2v2 he doesn't
count, he doesn't count, he'snot even in the video switch
said yes, switch.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Said yes, doesn't count are you saying that he's
not a person?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
no, I'm saying that he's not here in the chat that's
racist.
You can't say that he's not aperson how dare you Now you're
just putting words in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
No, you said it.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
I just said that it doesn't count because he's not
here in video chat.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah, he's doing stuff, he probably couldn't have
even seen my dick.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
That's what I said earlier.
You came out of a fuckingchimney suit.
You changed colors.
You said this Lubong didn'tunderstand.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
You said that, though I said that, and then you
realized after you said it howbad it was.
Murky has no clue how deep intohis eyes I am looking right now
.
He is ready to fuck you in thesexual way.
He's about ready to do some ofthese things to you like in the

(55:57):
business whoa, whoa, he's aboutready to do that to you.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Does this still have the sharing gun?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
uh, I would call that a sharring gun.
Yeah, I mean, oh, are yousupposed to?

Speaker 4 (56:08):
just keep putting them on the thing, no matter
what I would call that a sharinggun?

Speaker 1 (56:10):
I mean, oh, are you supposed to just keep putting
them on the thing, no matterwhat?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
I guess I can't really do anything else.
Hmm, oh, disposal finally open.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
That's fucking wild.
Oh God, what a jump scare thatwould have been, had I had sound
on.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Well, weird part is he whispered that while he
jumped on my face, like, comewith me.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Well, uh, anybody got anything else they want to say
we're at 56 minutes?

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Everybody play the bang alert.
Everybody play the what Bangalert.
No, I'm fucking.
Everybody play the bang alertat once.
Everybody play the what Playthe bang alert?
No, I'm fucking wrong.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Please don't do that.
Ptsd Damn.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Yeah, I mean, that's on my soundboard right here.
All right, I'm going to go pulla cocoa and beat my dick to MLP
, and now that everybody doesn'thave earphones.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Remember those days when we streamed regularly and
that would just be the soundalert everybody used.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Remember when you streamed for like two weeks with
the your dick small sound alert, I know.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Hey, all I gotta say is people paid for that, so I'm
like okay.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
By people I paid for it.
A win is a win.
So when's Ronnie coming back?
We want Ronnie.
I don't really know.
You're working on it, though.
Oh, you're dead you fucking youfucking suck in whatever form
he is comfortable with.
It's gonna be Ronnie, ronnie,alright, well, e in whatever

(57:50):
form he is comfortable with.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
It's going to be Ron E, ron E.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Ron, e All right.
Well, I don't have anythingelse to say.
You guys have anything else tosay?

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Nah, Eat your vegetables for that fiber, but
don't shit yourself at work.
Oh yeah, brother.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Oh yeah, brother.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Okay, those are words to live by.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Eat your vitamins, say your prayers and fucking do
the thing.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
And do the thing and always wash your hands after you
masturbate.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Always wash your hands after masturbation.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Correct, okay, okay, goodbye, goodbye, do that.