S4 E6: Toes Out, Phones Down: We Almost Made a Feet Finder Account

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What began as a cigarette intervention quickly spiraled into one of our wildest episodes yet. When we calculated that Murky spends over $14,500 annually on cigarettes, we hatched a plan to release his phone number one digit at a time until he cuts back—but that was just the beginning of our journey down the rabbit hole.

The conversation takes a sharp turn when we stumble upon Feet Finder, an online marketplace where people sell photos of their feet to fetishists. What starts as a joke quickly becomes a genuine exploration of this unusual economy. We scroll through dozens of niche categories, from "smelly feet" to "toe jam," and discover that some sellers claim to make $800 in just their first two months. Before we know it, we're making accounts and comparing seller strategies, questioning whether this might be the side hustle none of us knew we needed.

Just when you think the episode couldn't get more unpredictable, we transform into an impromptu game show called "Game Breaker." The twist? Players must answer personal questions about the host without knowing the secret rule that determines correct answers. As the game progresses, personal revelations emerge—including our host's paralyzing fear of up escalators (stemming from witnessing an elderly woman perpetually tumbling as a child) and a traumatic encounter with stingrays that left lasting psychological scars.

Whether you're fascinated by unconventional online economies, enjoy watching friends figure out hidden game rules in real-time, or simply want to hear grown adults discuss their deepest fears while making inappropriate jokes, this episode delivers on all fronts. By the end, you'll understand why escalators, stingrays, and foot photography will never be the same for any of us.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
murky's a cigarette addict I'm addicted most.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Most people that smoke cigarettes are.
Did you know?
We're supposed to remind them?
Twenty dollars, twenty dollars.
So at the end of the podcastwe're gonna dox murky's phone
number so everybody can justtext them twenty dollars at
random moments throughout theday.
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
we're not just going to drop an all as one number.
We're going to leave littlecryptid hints, Right, right.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Dusty came in and was like I'm not in this.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Tell Dusty our plan.
Oh, maybe, like every episodethat Murky doesn't like reduce
the amount of cigarettes hesmokes, maybe, like every
episode that Murky Doesn't likereduce the amount of cigarettes
he smokes, we'll drop one digit.
Yeah, he really smokes twopacks a day.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I'm pretty close, like that Beastie Boys song.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
So like every podcast every week.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
That Murky.
Doesn't smoke less cigarettes,we'll drop one number Of his
phone number.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You realize that's $280.
A paycheck, and smoke lesscigarettes.
We'll drop one number of hisphone number.
You realize that's $280 apaycheck.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, oh yeah, we did the math.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, it's $14,560 a year.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
And you're killing Dusty and the kitty cats due to
your secondhand smoke and yourunborn child.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Do you know how much money they probably take out of
you in taxes in a year?
Double the amount, only doublethe amount that you're spending
on cigarettes.
So you're giving literally thetax money that you're giving.
Imagine half of the tax moneyyou're giving the government is
also is now being eaten up bycigarettes and you still have to
pay the government.

(01:43):
Big tobacco.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Murky has his tax check sent to my house so I can
cash those bitches at any time.
It's our house if thegovernment's listening.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
The government is listening.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
They're coming to get all of us, especially you E we
don't fall in line.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
How's eBay?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
They're going to come for you because you're autistic
.
They're making a list andthey're making you a poster
child.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
They're making a list for fucking autism, I think the
reason why they're doing thatis they're gonna make life hard
for people to try to get, liketheir children, diagnosed as
autistic so that way they can belike look, we cured autism by
just having people be afraidbecause of repercussions of
having an autistic child.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, that seems like the only.
It doesn't sound like the.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
U S government.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I mean, you know, before, before January of 2025,
it, it, it wasn't.
Um, apparently, uh, russia atone point had offered Ukraine a
I think it was a 30 hourceasefire or something like that

(02:49):
, and they kind of expectedUkraine to attack them during
the ceasefire.
And they could have been like,oh, whoa, whoa, look see, they
broke the ceasefire.
They don't want to keep the wargoing.
And then what is his name?
Zielinski or whatever?
He was like yeah, how about wejust make it 30 days?
And Putin was like, oh no, wecan't do that.

(03:11):
And then, apparently, heattacked Ukraine and Donald
Trump was like don't do that,please stop, please stop
attacking Ukraine, we don't wantthat, which was a very rare
rebuke for him did he say itjust like that?
uh, probably don't do that.

(03:33):
We don't want that we don'twant that we don't want that
okay.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I gotta go golfing.
If you're tagging Ukraine, Ican't go loving, I need't go
golfing, I need to go golfing.
I actually wanted to go.
I found a new course in Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I want to go in Ukraine Please don't bomb me.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You can't attack during these days.
I will be there.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Just Dusty running.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
She's like.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Did she realize we don't record the video anymore?
You like you don't castvisibility because you're
covering your face.
That's lubang.
Whenever he's trying to sneakaround something he's like you
can't see me fucking sweatingbullets the entire time fucking
lubang rolls a one and he's onhis fucking tippy toes going.

(04:23):
You know the little fucking,the xylophone high pitch thing.
A piano note plays every time asyou walk through the hall and
you're just like can't see me.
Oh god, that was fun in person,especially when lubang killed
me I'm so ready for our nextin-person session.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
I'm killing you.
That was awesome.
Was it Lubong who killed you,or was it the fireball?
No, I mean, if it wasn't for it, lyra knocked him, but I
critted him and didn't I critswitch too?
Yeah, yes, you did.
Yeah, If it wasn't for the factthat you critted me I probably

(05:06):
live the fireball.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, yeah, I just, and then, and then, all the dice
you rolled.
You rolled a bunch of sixes andfives on your d6 and, uh, you
fucking shoved your goddamn axe.
I mean, I was like, as soon asI heard the numbers, I was like,
all right, I'm gonna fuckinguse my great sword.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I'm gonna use my magical great sword.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm gonna use my new skill that I just got, which
halves the damage, but I'mprobably still pretty hurt uh,
spoiler, I was, so I'm I'm gonnamake a feat finder account so I
can start selling my feet pics.
Yeah, you guys want to hear thecategories.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh god you're actually making a feat finder
account so actually making oneFinder account.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Zeno told me about this.
You need to share the screenright now.
You need to share your screenright now.
We need to see this right now.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
This is a bit now.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Zeno, Feet Finder, everybody.
This has to go.
Better than the fans Lee.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Alright, popular content right, oh God, view
millions of foot fetish picturesand videos.
Yeah, popular categories.
High heels OK, souls Nailpolish Socks these are pretty
normal.
Lotion Pedicure, dirty feet Ican get down on the dirty feet

(06:25):
one.
Okay, I got some dirty feet,male, obviously.
Yep, yep, I'm in the categories.
Popular categories might adddancer tattoo showing face why
do you stay out of showing face?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
why do you go to feed finder for showing face?
What and nylon?
There's more categories.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Get in nylon.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I see you putting on some.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I put on some nylon.
Oh my god, asmr arched AsianBBW.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
BDSM.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I'm going to be honest.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Those heels do not look comfortable.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, they look awful.
Boots, chubby feet, I don'treally have chubby feet.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I don't think for a second.
I read dancer as cancer and I'mlike what?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
cancer feet that's one's missing, fucking melanoma.
I have two toes on this one.
Oh my god, it's actually.
It's actually not even theirfeet, it's actually.
The balls have gone to thefloor like the South Park
episode.
So the balls are in the picturetoo Dirty feet Actually.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Ian and I talked about on lunch with another
co-worker.
We were at Qdoba and thisco-worker is always trying to
tell me that I need to getsponsored by Qdoba so we can get
free Qdoba.
And he was like you're going tostart a fee finder?
Just for the love of God,please get sponsored by Qdoba.
And I was like I'll just do arecording of me in the bathtub

(07:59):
and I'll just take a fullburrito and just throw it at my
feet.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Like stomp on it, Smash it all around and then
stick it through the fuckingshower drain.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Well, he was like you know, Coco would probably eat
it and I was like I could seehim doing it.
There would have to be a lot ofrules in place, Like I would
have had to just wash my feet.
Yeah, Sanitized my feet.
I then also have some kind oflike thin layer plastic that's
protecting it from the tubbefore coco might take a bite of

(08:33):
said food and squash by I don'tknow, I I could get pretty
weird in the moment, especiallyif it's if it's for a joke.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I might lick it off your toes if they were dirty,
but the feet would have to beclean.
Like I mean, I said, I mightlick it off your toes if they
weren't.
I mean, if it was for a reallyfunny joke, I might be, I might
get committed, do it and then belike I regret everything.
I just did, yeah, but was itfunny?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
right, um.
So moving on.
We have chubby feet dancer feet.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Did we get the shot?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
if we weren't recording what shit there's toe
jam in my mouth.
Yeah, we didn't get the fuckingrecording I taste the toe sweat
you already did it once.
What's one more time?
Dill is in his car fucking dryheaving right now I hope he is
farha's fucking drinking abottle of coke and loving it

(09:28):
he's like fuck yeah, tell memore tell me more he's fucking
rubbing his nipples with twocoke bottles, we got a dirty
feet category.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Dominatrix, ebony, you think it's wrong like it?
Obviously black facing is goingwrong.
What about black feeding?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
that would just be dirty feet still wrong, that
would just be dirty, I don'tknow.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I mean, yeah, I guess .
So I'm putting something on myfeet to make them.
I guess that color, yeah whichyou could argue is dirty because
it's foreign to what my feetnormally look like I think we're
getting too far into dirtyversus you go on to fishnet yeah
, yeah, fishnet Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
That looks painful Food.
Here's our Qdoba category.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
There you go, all right.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
So, humiliation you want me to humiliate you with my
feet Fucking stock images.
The humiliation is somebodysmiling, with pearly lines
pointing at you and going.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Al, that's not the kind of humiliation.
Hi, girl, right the what thegirl?
I have no idea what that is.
Oh, yes, yes, shittiest cellphone quality and all it is is
she keeps throwing pies inpeople's faces and just
insulting them with like gradeschool level insults and people
sign up for like months.
Just have this woman do that toher.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I wish I could be that.
You know vice versa.
Have her do that Right.
No kidding Like why didn't Ithink of that shit when I was
younger?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
You probably did.
And you were like yeah,nobody's gonna fucking like that
shit, indian feet you probablydid, and you were like yeah,
nobody's gonna fucking like thatshit.
Indian feet, indian jewelry hasa fuck ton of weight from it.
Long toes I'm counting thenumber of toes.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Anyone got long toes that motherfucker does have some
long toes, dude yeah those are.
Does anyone else have long toes?
I do not.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Do you have long toes ?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I might have long toes.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
I never really compared my toes to anybody else
.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I.
I never really compared my toesto anybody else's I mean, I can
grab stuff with my toes, butthose toes can just give you a
foot job with one toe, with onefoot.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I feel so wrong for saying this, but you know what
would really pull in some money.
I bet as if, like you know, acouple of us started feet
finders or maybe all four of usand then we interlocked our toes
together like they're holdinghands.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I can't wait to see which one of you guys gets stuck
with me, because then I'm goingto transfer the stank to you.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
My skin's crawling thinking about toes being
interlocked.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
It's supposed to be spelled with a W.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
yes, we're going to scroll down and that's going to
be the category.
It's going to be wholesome andit's going to be feet fucking
hearts.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Male feet, obviously Mature feet.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Measuring feet?
What the fuck.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Where's the measuring dick porn?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
category at.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Nail polish.
I would do some nail polish.
It'd be a little difficult toexplain if I'm ever somewhere in
my fucking just show them thefucking receipts from the site.
Yeah, just be like.
Yeah, so I here's how much Ipaid.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I went to fucking dollar tree, bought some nail
polish and now I made a thousanddollars by just posting a
picture so uh, nylon, obviouslyI.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I put some pantyhose on.
I ain't got.
I ain't got.
No shame with that pedicure whogets some petty.
I, I, I could go for a freepedicure done laugh?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
yes, I have feels amazing your name on it which
one platform heels I like howthe picture is just a picture of
shoes, so like what is it?
Not even are you just liketaking a picture of you and
platform heels.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I like how the picture is just a picture of
shoes, so like what is it?
Are you just like taking apicture of you in platform.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Heels like yeah either that you're just taking a
picture of your fucking shoesjust like knees down.
I want, I want hairy shindisappearing into platform.
That's a different kind of wegot sandals.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Uh showing face smelly murky.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
How do you?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
fucking take a picture of stink.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Uh, make a green line , maybe it's a video like yeah,
we just gotta like be closed ina room with.
Murky should have just takeneveryone should have just taken
a video.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Should have just taken a video of Murky's feet
whenever we were driving home inmy car.
And he fucking took his shoesoff and we were all trapped.
Someone stole my shoes.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
thank you, yeah and it fucking ended up in my face.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
And I ended up going back.
Switch stole it.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
I think he started it .
He did not steal it, I stole it.
Switch stuck it.
I think he started it.
I stole it.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Switch stuck it in his His whole shnod Right into
my shoe and I'm like that's thedumbest thing I've ever seen
anybody do.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
You're gonna die.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
I'm not the one that fucking decided to smell it, but
I was also driving and I waslike get that shit out of here.
It smells.
And then it got stuck on mymustache for a little bit the
fucking foot particles guyscheck this out.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
We do the smelly feet right, oh my god.
We do the smelly category withmurky, and then we all
collectively throw up on ourfeet and murky's feet.
Then we got smelly feet anddirty feet two different
categories.
We can capitalize probably avomit category there probably is

(15:10):
uh, sneakers, I have sneakers,I have socks too.
Souls stomping stomping.
Why is this guy so scared?
Why?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
is he so small tattoo ?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
is he?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
no, let's go, let's go, get your feet down below,
maybe I could just do like isthis like?
Well, you couldn't, so youcouldn't wear shoes for a minute
.
Wait, click on.
Click on one of those, youcould get caged sticks.
Oh my god.
On one foot there's like anentire 12 toes six toes wait.
Click on 12 toes.
Damn it.
Oh, I gotta sign in.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh my god, anime feet .

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Asian babe, we're just gonna scroll through, just
scroll down, and we'll just saysome of the ones that pop up.
Why are big boobs in here?
We're looking at feet.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Big boobs and feet.
I mean you can see tits andfeet.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Hang on wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
British If we're just looking at feet like how are?
We going to be able to tell ifa foot's British, it's the
bottom half of their mouth,their teeth are all super fucked
up.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
It goes to British.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, callous, feet.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I got some calloused feet.
Cowgirl is just Straight up.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Classy.
I feel like he's a classy kindof guy.
Put those piggies down.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
You're fucking giving away the money, murky, I can
smell that over here.
Dildo, dildo feet.
Yeah, dildo Dildo's a thing.
Dirty talking with your feet.
Doggy style Sign talking withyour feet.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Doggy style, like sign language with your feet.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Exam.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Erotic.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Dumb feet.
What you fucking idiot?
Your feet are so stupid, betthey couldn't pass an English
test.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Blind attendant Emo feet.
What is Florida feet?

Speaker 4 (16:59):
exactly.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You don't know.
Foot dummy, do you know?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
No, no, I don't, oh yeah look we got Fupa, fupa feet
Goth grinding Hentai.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
You knew that was coming.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Hungry, hungry feet, hose under trousers hose under
trousers smashing what is that?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
oh my god, ghetto feet, ghetto feet.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
I don't know because, they spell this hose like
garden hose.
I don't know what garden hoseunder trunks.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Interracial feet, kinky feet, kinky Knockers,
little tits, little tits, lesdom.
Missing toenail, that'sprobably the worst.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
How do you go missionary?
How does missionary?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
That's probably the missing.
Toenail is probably the worstone that I've seen so far.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh, my god.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I don't either.
Native.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Hawaiian feet.
There's your orgasm Oil Obese.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Pedal pumping what?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
is pedal pumping, polydactyl, oh boy.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
That's like webbed feet yeah, I think right uh,
yeah, no, because the polydactylcat has extra toes.
Okay, yeah, you're right okay,it's extra toes.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Okay, raunchy retro shoe play, shoe play.
There we go slightly dirty spyjust a little dirty just a
little dirty.
Strap on, wait, swallow.
I don't like what that onecould probably be, that one's

(18:58):
probably.
That was probably there you gomurky, smelly and smoking,
smelly, smoking sweaty murky,there's a whole fucking look,
I'm in my hoochie daddy shorts.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
You could afford the $20 for every fucking two packs
of cigarettes after doing thisand to cap it all off, they got
your category there, markyT-Girl.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Wait, did they have a femboy category?
Oh, let's see Femdom.
Femdom.
Nah damn it.
All right, marky, you'redressing up as femboy hooters.
I don't think I am Femdom.
Nah damn it.
Alright, murky, you're dressingup as Femboy Hooters.
I don't think I am FemboyHooters.
Maybe they got the DopplerRaider on here.

(19:50):
Webtoes, webtoes.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
How is your Feet webbed?
Webtoes makes sense.
It says webbed feet.
Your feet are stuck togetherfeet webbed.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Webbed toes makes sense.
It says webbed feet.
Your feet are stuck togetherlike your toes.
You're just a mermaid at thatpoint I don't like the mental
image.
I just got a webbed foot.
Wait, wait, wait.
Webbed feet is just a fuckingfin.
You would just be a mermaid,like at that point.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Mermaids are just Mermaids are just right Mermaids
are just fucking.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Mermaids are just tubas with web feet.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
So confirm mermaids exist, then right, they must.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
They have to.
They have to.
There's a whole category ofporn of them.
Oh, Chris X-ray.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
X-ray feet.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
All right, um, so you're signing up.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, I already selected sellers cause.
Uh well, let's go back to thehomepage.
You can view slash, buy feetpicks or selfie picks.
I went to sell feet picks.
Oh boy, uh.
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(21:07):
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Speaker 1 (21:28):
The transactions will appear as FLRT Inc, not Feet
Finder, to preserve privacy onyour bank statements.
I don't know if somebody saw mybank statement and saw Flirt
Inc.
They might be a littleconcerned.
There may be some questionsthat get asked um username

(21:48):
xenophy 38 oh, we're gonna haveto fucking add.
Oh yeah, good thing, we're notvideo recording this.
Don't say your email out loud.
I can't.
You're gonna have, you're gonnahave so much video recording
this.
Don't say your email out loud.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
You're going to have so much spam from this.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Should I make a new?
I'm going to make a new email.
That's a good plan.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's a good plan.
It's a good fucking plan.
Just put the ADHD after darkemail in at this point.
That's where all my trash goes.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Oops.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
This is probably the second dumbest thing we've done.
The first dumbest was playingthree porn games and Murky
getting to the point where hejust complained about the
Doppler.
He only remember me.
A man is the best part you got.
I had to tell you the next dayyou were super mad.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
You said we're in my business.
Yes, you said.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I'm going to fucking, I'm fucking out, and then I'll
be back, and you were so angry,and then you'll be back, and you
were so angry and then younever came back and I was like
he is upset drunk, that's it,dude.
I can't remember, you can'tremember it, but I played it
back.
That has not happened but youcan't remember it.
But I played it back for youand you were like ooh, like

(23:18):
literally the next day you werelike because I was telling you
how mad you were and you werelike ah no, I wasn't that mad, I
was like you sure not a goodlook, not a good look it was
pretty funny Wazino's fillingthis out.
You guys all have a good timeat my place, especially we all
fuck switch multiple timesmultiple times.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Switch climbed in the bed with me and I didn't even
realize he was in bed with meuntil he was getting under the
covers.
I didn't realize he was in theroom.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
That motherfucker stealthy as hell if I remember
correctly I watched you low keyis he did and then me and him
had sex in my room, which creptinto Coco's room and was
basically getting into bed with.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Coco.
I think actually Switch washumping Coco before.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Coco ever woke up my phone is acting up, acting crazy
.
It's acting crazy.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Blow up on Fee Finder the slight amount of toe
knuckle fuzz that he has.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh yeah, the toe knuckle fuzz.
I wonder if there's toe knucklefuzz category.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
There had to be a Harry in there, right there
definitely was.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
There was.
Yeah, Harry was definitely inthere.
Your account was ready.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
We'll save, shave some of my ass hair and put it
on your.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
I don't need any help , I assure you.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
You can call yourself a Xeno-squatch.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I'm just saying, I mean, that's not the worst thing
you've ever heard.
That's not bad.
Yeah, Xeno-squatch isincredible.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Xeno-squatch dude, I'll shave my ass right now.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Xeno-feet38 at gmail.
Send your feet pics there no,don't send me feet pics please
yeah you good, murky, send himfeet pics, do it, I will dox
your number right now.
Yeah, you good, murky, send himfeed pics.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I will dox your number right now, just saying
yeah, we will dox your email andyour feed pics.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Oh yeah, we will start recording video again.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
We will open up the email and say it out loud on the
air.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
So this is your warning that?
If you said it, where did youhear about us?
Where?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
did I hear about them say email?
The hub, wait other other, yougotta do other other adhd after
dark podcast no, no, no, no, no,no foot tattoo.
Somebody put a tattoo on theirwebsite on their foot.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
So then we start getting fucking promo material
from them.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh dude, this is ADHD after podcast Sorry, I got
excited and I was laughing whiletyping Dude, this is the exact
same form nobody read mybirthday it's uh january 1st of

(26:47):
of sometime in the 90s why yougotta do this, why you gotta do
this to me fun fact xeno's, bornon january 1st, the default
date of every calendar.
I had a fucking hard reset myphone.
It was just not not having anyof it.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I gotta send, I gotta get my ID.
I'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
This is how you know it's serious.
I didn't actually think we weregoing to be on Feet Finder
tonight with Zimbro.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I mean, he told me he was thinking about doing it, so
I'm not surprised.
Feet Finder, daddy, how much.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
He told me he was thinking about doing it, so I'm
not surprised.
Feet finder.
Daddy, how much taco meat didyou eat, coco?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Dude, I'm still eating it because it's in the
freezer, hell yeah.
Dude it's like it's probably.
I've probably eaten a pound oftaco meat since since that trip
and I put like whatever Icouldn't eat in the freezer for
me to pull out later at sometime because I was like I'm not
gonna let it all go bad, soit'll be good for a while.

(27:54):
It's gonna be a bitch tofucking separate, but should be
fine.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Right.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Should I bitch?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
to fucking separate.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
But should be fine, right?
Should I do some reviews?
Look at some reviews ofFeeFinder.
Before I give them my ID, it'stoo late.
Selfie with ID even better.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
You have to take your dick out in the selfie.
I'm gonna have to make aFeeFinder, just so I can support
you now.
Take your dick out in a selfie.
I'm gonna have to make a feetfinder, just so I can support
you now.
E when are you making a feetfinder?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
I'm just gonna share mine with Z now, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Hell yeah, we gotta get back to doing some game,
boat stuff.
At some point we need to do away out.
We need to finish that fuckinggame, gameboat stuff.
At some point we need to do away out.
We need to finish that fuckinggame so we can do split fiction.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
It's been like two years.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's been more than that, because I think I was
still in PA the last time werecorded how many.
I can't believe three yearswent by that quick.
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Sometimes they go zoom.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Feet finder review.
My experience as a seller.
You've been a member of thesubreddit for some time.
You'll know that I like feetfinder best of all the platforms
for selling feet picks, for anumber of reasons.
However, I still find, or stillhad quite a few requests to put
together a full Feet Finderreview, especially since I've
put together a full Fun withFeet review before Feet Finder

(29:29):
review, I recommend Feet Finderas the best platform to sell
your feed picks.
That's encouraging.
It's not perfect and has itsissues, but in my experience
it's much better than any otherplatform in this niche.
Its issues, but in myexperience it's much better than
any other platform in thisniche.
The main reason I prefer feedfinder over the other platforms
they seem to have the largestbuyer base.
In my experience.
You still have to do somethingto attract buyers, but it's much

(29:50):
easier than on other platforms.
I found support is also greaton feed finder quick to respond,
generally very helpful.
Pros of feed finder easiestplatform to find buyers.
They offer a monthly plan tostart out, but also lifetime
plans if you you're sure youlike the platform.
Low payout minimum of 30 andyou can request payouts at any

(30:11):
time.
That's not bad.
Uh cons, monthly fees.
Scammer slash time wasters onthe platform.
Fee finder is a platform withthe fewest scammers slash time
wasters on the platform.
Feedfinder is a platform withthe fewest scammers slash time
wasters in the feed picks nichein my experience, but they're
still there.
Alternatives Getting started onFeedFinder.

(30:32):
Don't expect to get salesimmediately after uploading your
feed picks.
While FeedFinder has a lot ofbuyers, you still have to engage
with potential buyers to makethem interested.
I'm slowly becoming more andmore discouraged with this.
I don't want to reach out topeople to sell my feet to them.
I just want them to do it.
You want them to reach down tryto find a specific niche.

(30:56):
This can be hard in thebeginning, since you'll have to
test out what buyers areinterested in.
Beginning repeat buyers will bemuch easier if you find a
narrow sub-niche.
Some of the most popular footfetish niches are giantress,
bendam, slave worship, crushingfood, play, smelly or sweaty
feet.
These are the most popularniches.

(31:16):
The more you delve into a niche, you'll find sub-niches which
are best for finding best forfinding buyers In my experience
at the beginning.
Message buyers who have reviewsso you know you've spent money
before and maybe even a profilepic.
They're usually the most activebuyers.
Check out their bio and profileto see what they're into and

(31:38):
send them a message with feetpics that relate to their
interests.
Message buyers who have boughtfrom you before.
When you see them online.
Don't upload single feet pics.
When people speak of sellingfeet pics, they usually refer to
feet picture albums.
On feet finder you can have upto 15 picks per album.
Make use of that, since buyersappreciate it.

(32:00):
Price your feet pics slashalbum on the lower side.
At the beginning I recommendbetween $5 to $15.
It's not bad, depending on thelevel of nudity.
What.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
How much dong are you going to be showing?
Just pull your pants off.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Just take your pants off.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Your dong will just fall into the picture.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
The key with this is not giving up quickly.
You'll probably struggle at thebeginning, not make sales.
I think selling feet pics isnot working.
Don't give up then.
Try a few more niches.
Message more buyers and keeptrying.
Try for a month.
Seriously, I'd be surprised ifyou didn't sell anything.
You do try at least nothing.
Cancel your feet find amembership Now where she wasted.
Do try at least nothing.
Cancel your Feet Findermembership and at worst you

(32:44):
wasted $5 to $15.
For reference, here's my fullguide on how to sell Feet Picks.
It's a few months old but youmight get something out of it.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
This sounds very involved.
Hit that sign up button, Zeno.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I've been on Feet Finder for over a year and I
made $800.
My first six to eight weeksneed to stay consistent and post
a message.
Buyers don't get discouraged.
If you don't make a sale rightaway, it will happen you got

(33:22):
this, you know let's see malefeet on feed finder a couple.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I think it was like the last episode that we
recorded.
Didn't you say you hadsomething put together for us to
do?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
sorry, I was sneezing the moment you were asking.
Uh, I do.
However, it's funny that yousay that, because I was trying
to find the old buzzer systemthat I used, where you could
like submit text answer, andit's gone.
It's gone Like the website's,just out.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I mean, I guess we just use a regular buzzer system
.
There's probably got to be oneout there.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Oh, there's several.
I was just looking for onespecifically for like submitting
text.
But yeah, I do got something.
I'd have to pull up shit for it.
Pull it up.
Alright, let me dig into thearchives.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
I think we did the feed finder bit for long enough
and I've already gotten bored ofit, especially because Zeta's
like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
There's a lot of I don't know, I'm looking at this
reddit thread of a male model.
I'm looking at this Redditthread of a male model that's
what they call him, Foot modeland he says it's actually
incredibly oversaturated withpeople just trying to make a
quick buck.
So like, unless you're likejerking somebody off with your

(34:58):
feet yeah, I was, like you know,not really interested in doing
all that.
Do you want to beat my dick?
I'm somebody off with your feet.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, I was like.
You know, I'm not reallyinterested in doing all that.
Do you want to be my dad?
I'm going to be.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I'm going to be one of those noobs just fucking
posting pictures of my feet onthere.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
I have a better alternative ASMR eating, and
I'll eat this egg roll superclose to the body.
Ok, go for it, I'm audiblychoking on this meat, trying to
swallow the shit.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Egg roll.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Make sure you audibly choke on it.
Sweet and sour sauce.
Well, that was almost ouradventure into a feed finder.
We're doing some research.
I have a Gmail now for it.
You a gmail for throwaway stuffis what you have
congratulations.
That's what adhd after dark isfor me now.

(35:50):
Whenever we're doing stupidshit on the podcast, I'm like
just put that in there sometimeshe's got the egg roll ready let
me see, do we have anythingfunny in our email box?
I haven't checked in a while.
No egg rolls ready.
Let me see, do we have anythingfunny in our email box?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I haven't checked in a while, no egg roll's ready uh,
huh we have my mic likegenuinely nothing in that email
nothing right now.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
No, genuinely nothing .

Speaker 2 (36:17):
There's some fans nothing's coming through, that's
some bullshit.
Like nothing's coming throughfuck that's some bullshit change
volumes hold on $20 $20.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I'm only gonna whisper.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I think it's the noise cancellation is the
problem my input sensitivity.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
What if I'm whispering right down here?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
What if I'm whispering no, it's coming
through.
Marky, is it coming through?
Is it doing the thing it'sdoing?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
the thing.
Okay, so what?
Just chewing and whispering?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
at the same time.
Oh God.
I don't like it here, oh thatsounded like somebody just
fucking had like a poop move outof their butthole.
Dude, the fucking wetness ofyour anus going.
It sounded like you fucking bitinto a juicy fruit and it

(37:20):
fucking squirted out all overyou.
You remember?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
those things.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I'm going to choke on this egg roll dude, audibly
choking on this egg, alright.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Alright.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
You good, the moon, the moon, all right.
What are we doing?
What are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
uh, that is a great question.
Uh, I was able to pull my shitup like I don't know's out of
whack.
Anyways, Hello and welcome toGame Breaker.
A last-minute put-together gameshow that's in a shit podcast

(38:08):
that, I think only like what 100people ever really listen to.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Sometimes, maybe that's a lot, Hi Farha, Hi Farha
Farha's 100 people now.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Yes, he counts for 100 people.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Are you saying he's fat?

Speaker 4 (38:20):
No, I'm just saying he's that cool, that's fucked up
.
Okay, I mean Dilla only countsfor like 50, because he's that
cool.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
He's only 50.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Only 50.
Dilla fucks hard.
Dilla fucks hard too.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Dilla does fuck hard, dilla does fuck hard.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
I mean, he has proof that he does.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
He just has proof that he does he just has proof
that he doesn't pull out.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Yeah never does he know.
Anyways, boys, do you know therules?
Of game breaker uh there are norules there are rules, you just
don't know it yeah, I rememberthis alright.
So we don't really have thebuzzers where you can just type

(39:05):
in an answer.
So what I'm going to do is I'mgoing to ask you boys to just
have the ADHD After Dark chat upon Discord and that is where
you will have to submit ananswer.
You do not have to buzz in.
That is the only hint you guysare given for this, but you only

(39:26):
have 15 seconds to answer, sotype quick hang on.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I'm trying to get my app to the point.
I need to pop it out, I guess,so I can also see the chat right
, because I'm you're also areyou gonna be streaming stuff?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
no, because I didn't set it up as one.
I just have like a worddocument filled with questions.
So we're just doing this likeold game show style, cool.
So just make sure you have yourlistening ears on, oh good hang
on.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I gotta jump to present.
I clicked the fucking thepinned message that was in 2024.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Of your fucking foot dude I was just trying to help
out on the casino and get somestuff in on Feed Finder man.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
That was incredible how you scrolled back that far
and found something.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
I knew I posted feed before and I was trying to find
it, but I mean he didn't have toscroll far for your feed picks.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
No, no, they're right there.
All right, hit me with yourquestion is that everybody ready
?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
yeah, now, once you understand what the rule of the
game is, you can keep it quietor you can randomly blurt it out
loud.
I would just try to say dowhatever you can to make sure
that you know you're winning.
Beat your opponents.
I should probably also bring upa point tracker that might be

(40:50):
smart.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Did you say we didn't have to buzz in for answers?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
no, you have to type in the ADHD after chat is that a
rule?
Though he said that was theonly hint yeah, that's the only
hint you're given is the rulethat you do have to buzz in.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
There's no buzzer there's no buzz, here we go.
Let's see cocoa murky zeno buzzcrate board buzz.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
There's no buzzer, buzz you're welcome to audibly
buzz.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
All right, here we go .
Uh, oh what?
No, okay, so this is gonnastart off as easy, medium hard,
but I guess it's already kind ofhard, hard, hard to begin with
if you don't understand what thetheme is starting off and again
you have 15 seconds.

(41:40):
The question is favorite colortimer starts.
Somehow I accidentally did itfor minutes instead of seconds
you did it in the voice channel.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I thought that's what we were supposed to do in the
ADHD it's okay, you still have 8seconds there, zaynab.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
You did it right, murky, it's okay you still have
eight seconds there's, they knowyou did it right, murky, I
think, oh, okay all right timeis up.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Uh, no points to anybody.
Coco and xeno both put purpleand murky said clear.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
So that's zero zero0 across the board.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Alright, next question Miz is going to be like
what the fuck is happening.
You know you should not fuckingdeal with it because he's a
pussy.
Oh, pussy boy.
We're calling him out because Iknow he don't listen.
Pussy boy, hi Satan.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
It's been a fucking while hasn't it my answer to
that last question was fire.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
You're still getting zero points for that.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Satan, but you know what?
That's a good answer.
That's a good answer.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Anyway, I gotta go prod fucking Hitler.
So BRB bye, satan.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
What a guy before I forget, there's actually two
prizes that the winner will getfrom this.
I should have mentioned at thebeginning.
One is a title that you get ina little plaque that goes with
it.
The plaque is digital.
I couldn't do a physical one,but you do get a physical gift.
The next time you hang out withme, I will pay for your dinner.

(43:23):
Oh, we're sitting down at arestaurant.
You're like god damn it, I wanta steak.
I'm paying for it.
No, uh, if we haven't been arestaurant that has steak, of
course I like steak anyway.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Is that a?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
clue they do.
No, it's literally justsurprise.
Alright.
Next question is favoriteanimal.
15 seconds starts now let's seewho's gonna type in here first.
Alright, zeno had an answerlocked and loaded.

(43:57):
I didn't know that was ananimal.
Sadly, no points again.
We have Xena with Raccoon.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
We have Cocoa Tree which I did not know was an
animal.
We don't know what the rulesare.
We don't know what the rulesare?
You're not wrong.
I was testing the waters Is wedon't know what the rules are.
You're not wrong.
You're not testing the waters.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Is the rule to not answer the question.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
So far, that's what you guys have been doing and not
been getting any points.
I've answered the question.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Like not making an answer at all is what I mean.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
I mean you're supposed to answer, ok, yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Wasn't sure if that was the rule.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Third question Ast.
Okay, yeah, wasn't sure if thatwas the rule.
Uh, third question astrologicalsign.
Question mark at the end there.
Okay, we got xena with ananswer.
We got coco with an answer yeah, murky type the question mark

(45:01):
he said question mark.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
At the end it took you that long to spell that?
No, I was gonna go somethingelse.
I'm like, uh, I don't know,maybe not, he talked himself out
of it.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
He talked, I didn't say like hitler I was gonna go
scorpio and I was like I don'tknow, so I switched.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
So we have Xeno with Cancer, we have Coco with Gemini
.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Xeno has Cancer.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
And Merc Daddy with Taurus, merc Daddy gets a point,
oh shit.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Alright, alright alright, I don't know why I got
it right, but I got it right.
Couldn't tell you.
Couldn't tell you either.
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Next question is shoe size.
We have Zeno.
Again with a quick answer wehave Coco.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I think I have an idea.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Alright, we got everybody in before the buzzer.
Zeno said 11, coco said 12 andmurk daddy said 11 and a half.
Trying to go in between both ofthem, uh, coco gets the point
no, do you have to answer thequestion at a certain time.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Was that the?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
rule.
You're trying to do within 15seconds, just so we can keep it.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
He's not going to tell you the rule, dumbass.
He's not going to tell you therule.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
But you said you can guess the rule at any time.
If you guess the rule, you win.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
You can most certainly try who's a Taurus and
who wears a size 12 shoe.
If you guess the rule, do youwin?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Yeah, I mean, mean not essentially, but if you know
the rule you use it to youradvantage yeah, you don't.
Oh, I thought, it was like youwanted to guess he's not gonna
tell you what the rule isbecause you still

Speaker 2 (46:50):
play I got you, I got you all right, all right, all
right.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Next one we have Favorite Movie.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Oh, fucking Christ.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Alright, we got Coco with an answer.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
I'll show you my Willy Wonka.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Hey yo.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Shark Side of the Moon, lion King, shark Side of
the Moon and Willy Wonka.
Sadly, no points given to Moonand Willy Wonka, sadly, no
points given to anybody here.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Well, fuck, damn it.
I thought I knew what the rulewas.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Now I don't All right .
Next is Last Time.
Pooped Time starts now.
All right.
All right, we're getting someanswers.
In Xeno had one just boom readyto go.
Okay, so we have today, thismorning and two hours or less.

(47:56):
We're giving this one to Coco.
Coco gets the point Got it.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Fuck.
We're giving this one to Coco.
Coco gets the point fuck what'syour favorite movie, my
favorite movie.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah, I probably have to give it to Shawshank okay,
it's a good one what's yourastrological sign?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
what's your astrological sign?
You know that's a good one.
What's your astrological sign?
What's?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
your astrological sign.
You know, that's a greatquestion.
What's?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
that shoe you wear.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
The next one All right Next question.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Let's just scroll Biggest pet peeve yeah, he's
scrolling down cause he knows wegot something on the room.
Biggest pet peeve fuck biggestpet peeve.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Oh, loud chewing, open mouth chewing and stupid
school students.
Sadly, no points given for that.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Alright, guys.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Fuck, I feel like these are some pretty good
answers.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Good answer.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Good answer.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Good answer.
Next question is favorite sharkFuck, oh dang.
Okay, you guys had like sharkson the ready here.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Shark man, we have lemon shark, basking shark and
bull shark ready here, Sharkman.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Sharkman.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
We have Lemon Shark, basking Shark and Bull Shark.
Sadly, no points given.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
What about Sharkman?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Sharknado.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
As far as I'm aware, Sharkman is a mythological
creature who only lives in yourbasement.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Mine.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
No Zeno's basement.
Oh, I mean, every time I godown there like I can hear him
knocking on the walls, I hearhim, I swear I hear him.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
That's murky.
You think he actually has thatapartment over there.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
You're kidding yourself, obviously.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
You notice, you can't see outside of that window.
That's because that's a boxlight on the other side of that
glass next question is favoritebook.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Fucking time starts now oh, fucking, no, fucking
christ, if I know.
Oh, what was the question?
Again, I'm sorry, favorite book, I don't even know if I spelled
that right.
I probably.
I just fucking typed it becauseI wanted to get it out quick,

(50:53):
but apparently, apparently weweren't given real answers and I
missed the fucking memo.
Good try, good try, I didn'tgive a fuck Smut and the Great.
Catastrophe Smut deservessomething.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
No points given.
Fucking Smut, is your foot sizereally 12?
I mean it's between 12 and 13,depending on the shoe man Okay.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I mean, he did tell us that when we got Tux fitting.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I don't remember that Because I was fucking being
pulled in so many differentdirections With actually
scheduling this shit.
Next one is favorite band oh myfucking christ, we played it in
the car.
Yeah, I mean, murky.

(51:53):
Murky fucking said my answer,so uh, I'm just gonna good
answer zito said it first.
I'm gonna give a differentanswer gonna good answer.
You know, zito said it firstI'm gonna give a different
answer.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Oh, why would you say something so controversial?

Speaker 4 (52:06):
yeah, bold I do like a good pearl jam, but uh, we're
giving this one to zeno andmurky.
What, yeah, he put in an answerand it was right are you
telling me that he only?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
guessed half of it.
Wait, that's not even the fullname of the band.
I was trying to get a question.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Are you telling me that if I would have seen their
answers come?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
up and then answered with with that answer, I would
have also gotten points withinthe timer.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah, I'm going to be a little bitch now that your
favorite band is Coheed and notCoheed and Cambria no it's just
Cambria If you say Coheed tosomebody, they're like oh, I
know the band you're talkingabout.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
This is rigged, you wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
No, I don't even know what the band is with both of
them.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
They're very good Favorite song by them.
I will allow you guys 30seconds to randomly look up
songs by them and submit ananswer.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I'm just gonna fucking google search coheed and
cambria songs and pick one thisseems like a good one search
and this seems like a good one.
Search inf.
I typed that wrong.

(53:27):
You know what I mean.
Search inf search inf oh,everybody did pick really good
songs good, because I have noidea what any of these are can I
make a?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
guess for a half point kind of knows what the
rule is.
The answer was actually thewilling well three.
The goodness, what is it?
The willing well three?
Apollo to the telling truth.
There we go.
It's a long ass fucking title,but I'm gonna give it to the
closest one and I'm gonna haveto give it to devil in Jersey

(54:09):
City.
Yeah.
I was gonna go with the crowingdespite that song being about
uh, one of the main characters,getting raped so we, so we can I
see, that's why that stuck outto me, because I remember us
talking about that I think weplayed it in the car, didn't we?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
yeah?
We searching for tomorrow inthe car no wonder why that name
stuck out to me we all know therule at this point, right we?
All know the rule.
Yeah.
I like to point it out that Ifigured it out first and I
started asking questions andeverybody else picked up on it.
So you're welcome autism.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
So I'm going to start changing how the questions are
asked.
What's my favorite food?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
15 seconds Fucking Christ.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
He's not a steak daddy doesn't that is going to
xeno pizza is my favoritebecause of the toodles who's?
My favorite turtle.
Did I spell this right?

(55:27):
I probably spelled it wrong, Ithink you actually did spell it
right.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Oh, I think it is the point yeah, it is ralph thank
you I almost went with ralph andthen I was like oh, maybe it is
donnie no, it was because hewas red.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Speaking of red, who's my favorite Red Ranger?
I'll give you guys 30 secondsso you can look at different
Rangers.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Favorite Red Ranger.
The annoyed heavy sigh fromZeno.
I know who it was.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
I mean, in all fairness, he wasn't number one.
I would say he was the numbertwo until I met him and then he
dropped do you want the actor'sname or his screen name?
Put in what season he's from,or the character name or the
actor name what's the timer?
Just to give you guys a littlemore time to reset it how much

(56:23):
time do we?
have from Coco.
How much time you got 20seconds no, I'm doing it this
one is going to Zeno this one isgoing to xeno rangers.

(56:45):
Spd's red ranger is now myfavorite ranger because, uh, the
two mighty morphin rangers arekind of bitches in real life.
Who was your favorite before?
Uh, it was jason lee scott, butthen he started using hitler
quotes on t-shirts.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
To be fair, murky uses Hitler quotes to describe
Jiraiya.
That was one time and hismustache looked like that In the
white.
I was white.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Murky's not making money off of it.
He just said a thing.
It was a mustache on a cat inthe camera and I said, whoa.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Your cat looks like Hitler little looks so offended.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
He knows like he heard it like what the fuck you
call my homeboy a Hitler allright, we're starting to get
into the what I have labeled asthe awkward and hard, oh awkward
, like I always am Whenever Isee you boys.
Uh, what is my current project?

(57:48):
What am I working on at themoment?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
I wish we hung out and voice chat more.
It's not on me, fucking ChristI'm sorry, say that's a project.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
uh, those are all good answers, but no points
given.
Uh, the past couple of weeks Ihave been writing a book, huh.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Did you talk about this at all?
Hell yeah, nope, okay, okay.
So yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
I was like I'm going to feel like a huge piece of
shit when he was like, yeah, Itold Zeno about it, or something
like that.
Yeah, I talked about it whilewe were all together, but you
were so drunk that I didn'tremember.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Just haven't really told anybody about it, just a
little shit I've been throwingtogether for fun.
Nice, here's the next one.
Did I have braces growing up?
You have a 50 50 shot.
The only person not getting apoint is coke you know, murky,
get a point I did not have.

(59:03):
We were too poor for that shit.
Yeah, that's kind of what itwas for me.
Okay, this one you get a littlebit of a hint on.
I had an imaginary friendgrowing up named pinky.
What animal was pinky gettingsome elore in here?

(59:31):
me and xeno are thinking theexact same fucking thing here I
can see where murky was goingwith it, though, shockingly,
zeno and Coco were kind ofcloser.
It was a rabbit, an imaginarybest friend, that was a rabbit

(59:51):
named Pinky.
It was a big old, fluffy, pink,bunny rabbit.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I just immediately went to.
Pinky in the brain.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I did too.
Yeah, no, that's fair, that'sfair.
I almost said rodent, wouldthat have gotten me anywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
I mean, rabbit is a rodent.
If you were on fucking familyfeud, it would be because it's
covered.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
I feel like you got to specify on that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I feel like flamingo was a dumb bitch answer I feel
like you're a dumb bitch Fuckingstupid $20.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
One of my biggest fears yeah, one of my biggest
fears something that actuallyjust makes me completely freeze
up and can't do shit oh this isit right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
no, no, no.
Can I change my answer?
Ooh, alright so know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Can I change my answer?

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
oh, all right.
So, coke, I'm gonna need you toconfirm one of these second one
, the second one second one allright, so we have escalator I
later type that uh, you're gonnahave to be more specific with
escalator there before I canaccept your answer, either up or

(01:01:04):
down.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Specifically up, specifically up Coco has
stingrays and Merc Daddy hasheights.
Xeno and Coco get the point.
The two things I am afraid ofmost in this world, I just
escalators and motherfuckingstingray.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I just remember the one time you caught a stingray
on my stream and you went, nope,nope, get that fucking thing
off my screen.
And it was because, like youcaught a horseshoe crab and it
looked like a stingray and itfreaked you out, which is why I
was thinking horseshoe crab.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I just remember being at a con and we were going up
an escalator and he waspetrified and I was like are you
okay, man?
He's like I really fucking hateescalators.
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I remember it's only up and I hate them I remember
getting yelled at for reading anadvertisement which was at the
gen con ways to die there was anadvertisement for dumb ways to
die a Die a board game.
And I just went dumb ways to diereading the fucking the
advertisement while we're on theescalator, not remembering that

(01:02:08):
he had his fucking of theescalator and Shannon fucking
punched me in the back and I'mlike what she's like?
You know, he has a fear ofescalators.
I was like, oh, I was readingthe advertisement and he goes
yeah, yeah, there was anadvertisement there yeah, I saw.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
But if I'm on an up escalator I'm not talking to
anybody, I'm a fucking statue.
It's because when I was likeeight, nine years old, my
parents took me to las vegaswith my older brother and his
girlfriend and I think we werein the Luxor or something.
But we were standing at thebottom of this like batch of
elevators and they were decidingwhat to do next and I remember
hearing screaming.
I turned around and there'sthis old black lady who's just

(01:02:56):
tumbling down the up escalatorbut she kept getting like pushed
up because the escalator whileshe's falling, so she's
perpetually stumbling in onespot.
And for whatever reason, justseeing what happened to her, I
I've been afraid of up escalatorsince.
And for stingrays, I got pushedunderwater when I was like 10,

(01:03:19):
11 years old by a group ofstingrays, like we were supposed
to be feeding them squid.
I was excited for it.
We got in the water and theyimmediately swam up to me and
they just engulfed me and pushedme under and, for whatever
reason, the moment my head hitthe water.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Been afraid those motherfuckers ever since well,
that one makes sense, becauseyou were actually like swarmed
the up escalator.
You just kind of saw somebodyhaving a bad time and you're
like I don't want that to be me.
The worst time Perpetualfalling.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
That sounds like a really bad time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Nowadays I'm like, if I have speed, there's no way I
get up.
There's no way I stay atEdwards Bad day at the office.
There's going to be a hugelawsuit.
Why wasn't your escalator?

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
safer you never know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
We'll never know.
We'll never know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
What's my middle name ?
Fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
I'm taking a guess oh .
I'm taking a guess it'sprobably something stupid or
simple.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
I know what it is.
I've heard it before, do youremember?

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
it Ralph, Earl and Steve, which none of those are
right.
It's Carson damn it, we've allheard it before?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
yeah, how would you have asked that question if we
didn't?

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
know what the rule was at this point, I was just
blanking middle name.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Okay, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
I figured, since we're Okay yeah, I got it.
I figured since we're almost tothe edge of where we normally
end.
I'll just do like Right now wehave Zeno with six, murky with
four and Coco with three.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
I didn't think I had that many points.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
My first two points came before.
I told all you fucks to rule byasking me questions.
Should have kept my goddamnmouth shut.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
I got the first question right with Taurus.
Give fuck you know what.
Let's make this one fun.
What is my birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
You got 15 seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
You want date and year just date you don't need to
put in year.
Alright, we got an answer fromCoco.
Got an answer from Zinebro.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Oh, Murky, did you copy my answer?
Coco Got an answer from Zinebro.
Oh, murky, did you copy myanswer?
Maybe I did.
I had no idea.
Straight up I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
None of you are right , but Zino's the closest.
My birthday is going to be onMonday.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Monday.
I knew it was your birthdayweekend because we had talked
about that.
That's stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
You have an advantage .

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Sorry, talk to your friends, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
You're with him every day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
I never get to see him anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I never get to see him at your work.
I didn't see any of you guysdoing that.
What?

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
about that?
They don't take remoteemployees.
You knew the man was unemployed.
I stepped up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
I stepped up.
That was me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
I did that shit, alright, this question is going
to be worth two points.
Oh shit, what liquor caused meto shit my pants once.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
What was this question if we didn't know the
rule?
Was it just shit your pantslicker?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
I would have found a way to rephrase it, but I
figured you guys would havefigured what it was by this
point.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Was this when you did it in the Burger.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
King.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Fucking.
I need an answer here.
I put an answer did you not seeit oh?
Yeah for whatever reason, I hadto scroll down because the
other two popped up.
We have two Yeagers and anAbsinthe.
It was actually bourbon.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
I was gonna say whiskey, but I chugged whiskey
and bourbon what are y'all two?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
yeah, you chugged the entire bottle.
Yeah, the entire bottle, that'sthat I remember it being
something that you drank a lotof and I couldn't remember if it
was jaeger no, I think thething that that got us was um,
was you know there, whenever Irolled for the drink at the one
place and I wrote yeah, yeah,roll a jaeger bomb jaeger bombs

(01:08:13):
and they were fucking did youroll like a two or something
like no, I rolled 13, was it?
Oh, jagerbaum was a fucking 13,dude.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
That was bullshit.
No, it's also an unlucky number.
We should have gotten somethingway better.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Unlucky number 13.
If you think about it.
But like I rolled a 13, I waslike that's going to be good,
right.
And then they said Jägerbaum'sand I was like what the fuck?
God damn it.
I think fucking 12 was ascrewdriver.
Yeah, what was 20 like?

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
20 was like a fucking double shot of a top shelf or
some shit like that all right,just for time's sake, I'm just
choosing one random one here andwe will make it worth four
points, just so we can have aclarified winner.
Here Could be for all themarbles.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
I don't think if I answer this right, I win at all.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
No, if you get four points, you will.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
You have, I mean four points will bring you up to
seven points, making you thewinner, and bring Murky up to
eight, making him the winner.
Otherwise, you know, just wins.
Cool, all right, let's see,let's go with.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
I'm gonna bet three points on this too.
So if I get it, I get it.
I either get zero.
We're doing the Jeopardy rulesat this point.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Will you allow it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
You know, we'll see.
You mean, we'll see, we'll seefor somebody, or very difficult
for anybody else favorite candyfucking christ, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
I'm just gonna put a candy in and fucking hope get
murk, daddy typing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
I see those little squigglies wow okay, reese's
mike and ike's, it is going toxeno let's go going to Zeno,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
You see a big, big, big, big, big big big big, big,
big, big big.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Zeno, the next time you and I hang out at a
restaurant, I will be paying foryour dinner and you also get to
own this beautiful little thingright here.
That's all yours.
He's biffling this beautifullittle thing right here.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
That's all yours.
He's Bethlehem.
Quick, make that into an NFT.
They don't hate it.
No no, no longer.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
He's Bethlehem, but in an inner.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
That was fun.
I should have never startedasking you about that shit
because I figured it out after,like, the third question.
Thanks for bailing us out.
Whenever I, whenever I guessedthe 12 on the shoe size, I was
like I think that's his shoesize.
And then you gave it to me asit was right and I was like son
of a bitch.
And then I asked what yourfavorite movie was and you just

(01:11:23):
gave that up and I was likemaybe it's not that and I was
like what's your fuckingastrological side?
And you went we're moving onand I was like okay murky's just
yeah, no, I'm a toyist you're atoyist, uh, so what are you
doing?

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
next weekend.
Oh wait, no, I'm gonna be inOhio next weekend, nevermind ew
yeah go visit the in-laws.
I was asking E the in-laws.
You guys married now maybe tocome up that way.
Um no, but I've been acceptedinto the family, so okay, you

(01:12:04):
know close enough.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
That's kind of where I'm at too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
I mean dr fart's dad blew past her.
When we got there the last timewe visited, blue pastor was
like sean and came and gave me ahug and then gave Chris a fist
bumps and he was like, oh hey,chris, whatever so I'm just
saying you're the favorite, soyou know it shows.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, I was gonna suck his feet, oh yeah,
alright.
Well, that's it for ADHD.
After dark, we're back.
Oh my god, marky, your nippleit's just out nice yeah, and on
that note, nipples out, we'reback.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Oh my God, marky your nipple.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
It's just out.
Nice, yeah.
And on that note, nipples out,for nipple is cage.
Goodbye everybody, nipple Bye.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Bye.