June 19, 2025 • 54 mins
When friendship meets microphones, anything can happen—and in this episode, it absolutely does. What begins as casual banter about cat medication mishaps (including a near-catastrophic jalapeño popper incident) quickly evolves into one of our most unpredictable conversations yet.
We're recording on a special occasion: the last podcast before Murky's wedding! Between celebration plans and competitive cornhole tournament tales (including one friend's impressive 30-beer championship victory complete with WWE-style gold belt), the pre-wedding excitement is palpable. The friendship dynamic shines through as we trade stories about childhood sports experiences, from embarrassing wrestling uniforms to football helmets that couldn't contain certain oversized heads.
The conversation takes an unexpected educational turn when we explore Mormon religious practices, particularly the concept of "soaking" and other theological loopholes. Our genuine shock at discovering certain Mormon beliefs about Native Americans leads to a fascinating (if occasionally irreverent) discussion about religion, beliefs, and the lengths people go to interpret rules. Even South Park's infamous Mormon episode gets fact-checked against reality.
As the episode winds down, we share updates on moving plans, upcoming gaming sessions, and our concerns about the future of the Destiny franchise under Sony's ownership. From suggesting bizarre game titles like "Super Soakers: The Mormon Sex Game" to debating the value of $40 expansions, our unfiltered conversation captures the essence of friendship: jumping between topics, laughing at ourselves, and turning even the most mundane subjects into memorable moments.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Zeno's got a nice chocolate log and he's eating it
.
That's how the episode starts,by the way.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Kate's about to get some of that.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Kate's about to fuck him.
What is it?
Twix ice cream.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh I love me a good Twix.
Good job, kate.
Tried to steal one of myjalapeno poppers.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
He would have not liked that.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
He like bit it, had it in his mouth, was taking it
off my plate.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Did he put it back or did you grab it from him?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I grabbed him, grabbed it out of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
He was very close to figuring out what it feels like
Not to eat jalapeno poppers.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Take him into the vet .
You probably would have took.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You had to take him into your vet and they'd have
fucking actually put him downbecause of the fucking.
They don't want him to feelwhen it comes out of his
butthole.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, I remember like he was not prepared for this.
Nothing in his little cat bodyis prepared for it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Did you tell E about that?
Was E here whenever that wholething went down?
I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I texted him and Shannon about it.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
About fucking Zeno's vet, looking at Cade and being
like well, you should startthinking about you know quality
of life.
Yeah, he messaged me about that.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's just fucking wild dude Zeno's like well, I
heard from some people in theindustry that you could also do
this, oh, I never thought aboutthat.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's actually a really good idea.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Anyway, here's how much it'll cost.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh boy, a shit ton of money is pretty much the answer
to that, because we give Montythe same medication and it's a
shit ton.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Ain't cheap and it ain't fun to give it to them.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I've been fortunate that Cade has not sniffed it out
of his wet food lately.
He knows it's there, but he'salso like I'm really fucking
hungry, so he tolerates thathe's a fat cat.
He likes the food.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
He likes the food he does like food.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
He knows what it's like to be in those streets when
you're not eating every day.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
What.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He knows what it's like to be in the streets where
he wasn't eating every day.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, because that's where he came from, right the
streets, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, street cat.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're a street cat.
Why'd you say it?
Like you were covering it up?
Well, yeah, that's totallywhere it came from.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I mean, that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't know.
No, I know, but Coco, that'sthe way Coco said it.
Yeah, he was like yeah, yeah,yeah, no, he came from the
streets.
You know totally didn't juststeal him from PetSmart.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
What was that, Marky?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, I love sucking cock, dude.
It's my favorite thing in theworld.
It's the grand finale.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It is.
It's so good, too that shescreams the grand finale.
How's it feel, marky, thatyou're almost married?
This is the last podcast you'redoing as an unmarried man.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We're getting there.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
This would be the last one right, yeah, because
we're not doing one next week.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Mm-mm.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Definitely not.
Yeah, how's it feel.
I'm ready to fucking get herdone.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
That means you've missed your chance.
Dilla Slayer of the Cable Guy,You've missed your chance.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
What did you miss?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
His chance on blocking Murky down.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You're the one who said you were going to kidnap
and take me to Vegas.
You did say that your word'snot mine.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Why you put my business out there, man.
You put my business on thestreets.
My plan yeah, ok.
Ok, just calm down here.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's for everybody.
I love that Coco gets soundeffects for me when I'm just
like at my worst, crash in thefuck, it's all the.
When I'm just like at my worst,just crashing the fuck out, bro
, it's all the time.
Super mad.
Sometimes I just lose my cool.
It's all the time, man, it'sthe fucking competitor inside of
me dude, it's the only game.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Why mad?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You know, some of us are still competitive.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There's a reason some of us came home with fucking
gold.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
How many drinks did that cost you At?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
least 16.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
30?
How many cans?
A full 30 rack of Bush Whiteand how much time?
How much time?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Throughout the whole day.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's not a time.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Noon to six hours.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I feel like I would have just been so just full, I
would have been feeling awful,maybe we wanted Cornhole to
finish out.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We were still on fire .
Speaker 1 (04:55):
How fucking much did you make the lake level rise?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Because of pee.
I wasn't by it, I wasn't by alake.
He's got to think about itBecause of pee.
I didn't peeolig.
He's got to think about itBecause of pee.
I didn't pee that much.
Dusty was my DD.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
How did you not?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
A machine.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't believe you I peed quite a few times.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, you had to have , unless you were sweating a lot
.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It was kind of warm out, I mean it was possible.
It was kind of warm out.
I mean five times, but how longwere those five times Long?
I only wet pee five times.
Each time was five minutes.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Five times in six hours.
That's like almost once an hour.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So I mean that's a bit of pee 45 seconds to one
minute stream.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
When he got to my house I was like, so how many
beers did you drink?
He's like, uh, only like 16.
I was like only yeah.
He's like actually I might havepolished off a 30 rack.
And I was like jesus christ man.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It was just community beers in the coolers afterwards
because they were like thedifferent.
They were different brandedcans.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Murphy was like yeah, Do you compare to?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
everybody else who was rumbling, stumbling and
bumbling, fucking falling in theyard and shit, good yard.
Yeah, me and my brother werejust we were talking shit.
Just look at all these, look atall these fools about to lose.
They can't even stand their ownfucking two feet.
Good fucking yard.
I mean, I was kind of a littlestumbly at the end, but I had
(06:27):
enough in the tank to get thejob done.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Right, right, right, right.
Then he came over and we hads'mores.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
For the listeners, I have a 15-pound giant gold
WWE-style belt.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh they'll see the wedding photos of you only
wearing the belt and nothingelse on there.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, this thing is the truth.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Alright, you should have gotten like spinner belts,
like Prime John Cena.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Ah Ah champion.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Now we need to see you and E out, drink each other.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'll tell you, dude, it's not really something to
brag about, but I drink with thebest of them.
Yeah, I've actually beendrinking a lot less, so I was
surprised at how well I actuallydid handle it.
By the time I got Sean's,though, yeah, I was pretty
jacked up, and I'm glad Dustywas DDing, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
If not I would have been at Ubering home.
I think it was funny.
Whenever we did like the,everybody showed up at my place
and you came out the next dayand you were like, did you have
any of that cap in last night?
And I was like no, and you werelike oh fuck, you don't say, you
don't say, you don't fuckingsay oh no, all right.
(07:47):
Well, I pulled a clip from mystream that both murky and zeno
were there for this conversation, but he was not.
But I think he would appreciatethis.
So whenever you guys can let meknow when, when you guys are
listening and audio listeners,you'll hear this.
(08:08):
So is everybody good, everybodygood.
This is four minutes long yougoody Yep, you guys can hear it.
We're going to have to putMurky down.
He's smoking too manycigarettes and won't stop Can
you get me.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I would be like a reward for him.
Roll him out in front of therailroad tracks, joke's on you.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Satan.
You know what's really funny.
Satan will fucking be like youknow what.
We're going to send you toheaven because your mom's down
here.
So fuck you, you won't be ableto see her.
Fuck you.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That would be a hell of a punishment.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm going to separate you from all of your friends.
Yeah, hell of a punishment.
I'm going to separate you fromall of your friends.
Yeah, yeah, your punishment isgoing up to live with the
Mormons I lost it right in God'sface.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Poor full Ted, you got what it takes.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Do you guys ever see the fucking South Park episode
where they fucking everybodyshows up in hell and everybody's
like but we studied the rightreligion and then fucking the
guy's like, alright, yeah, youguys probably all have some
questions here.
Number one question is what wasthe correct religion?
The correct answer was theMormons and everybody just goes
ahhh, everybody in hell.
(09:23):
This setup was required, by theway.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh no, nice picture of Murky Like in heaven with
like a full Ted Mondra Like Godsitting up there.
So you think you got what ittakes.
And Murky's like.
I tell you what I got yourwife's pussy on my breath.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Really weird, the Mormons do that shit.
Do you remember what thisconversation is about now, Zeno.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Who does the smoking?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Who does the smoking?
That's Mormons, mormons.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
But they do that before they're married because
it's like a loophole.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Now I see it on his face they're not actually doing
the thrusting.
No.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
So technically they're not having premarital
sex.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's so fucking wild.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I do remember when I didn't know what that was.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Do you miss your?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
life before that Every day.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I remember that and you asked me if I knew what it
was, and I was like yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I was like how does everybody know this is ever me.
Let's make a Mormon porn game.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Like how's everybody knows is ever me make a more, no
more.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Let me make a Mormon porn game.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
We'll be a big hit.
At least make a few buzz.
We'll call it super soakers.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Nobody fucking steal that Stoic.
I'm looking at you, man.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Super Soakers.
I'm actually interested in thisproduct now.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh shit.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It sells.
It's going to be a greatproject for ADHD after dark.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Super Soakers, the Mormon sex game.
They will be like alright,alright, okay, we came up with
from the fucking studio thatbrought you-.
Hang on wait, hang on wait.
From wait, wait.
I need the Satan voice From thestudio that brought you
Nipple's Cage we bring you SuperSoakers.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I hope this is a good one.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Hang on, we could do like a universe crossover.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Nipple-less Cage has to fight the Super Soakers at
some point.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh, the Super Soaker's a bad guy in the
Nipple-less Cage franchise now.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Hahaha, Nipple-less Cage.
Are you up to the?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Nipples cage has to fucking.
Resist the urges of premaritalsex.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I'm just gonna pull this part of my stream for the
fucking next episode of ADHD.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Call it a fucking day well, you look at that that's
what we did.
Enemy turn friend dong blade,so e you in uh sure nice.
So the super soaker, like weneed to flush this out.
(12:43):
It was a random idea, but Ifeel like we didn't flush this
out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Like when someone says Mormon super villain, what
image pops in your head is likewhat's this guy look like?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
The funniest thing is the funniest thing is is I am
Matt.
You know you've put a face tothe body that I had.
I just had the image of a bodythat had the fucking Super
Soaker 9000, like fucking squirtgun, with like the big, fucking
bubbly barrel, and now you haveadded Tom Cruise's head to it.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's what I believe the Super Soaker would be 100%,
100% has nothing to do with sex, but everybody knows why he's
called the Super Soaker.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Why is he called the super soaker?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Because he's soaking his Mormon.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Or they're married.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's a forebearers thing.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I'm pretty sure Mormons don't soak once they're
married, do they?
It'd be kind of weird at thatpoint.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Either that, or they don't need to soak at that point
.
At that point it's a kink.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's an exhibitionism at that point, because you need
a third party.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Maybe they do, so we need to find somebody that's
Mormon.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Do you have a Mormon friend?
If not?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
do you have a Mormon friend?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I'd rather drink bleach.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I feel like out of the three of us, or four of us,
you might be the one that had aMormon.
Oh, absolutely the fuck not.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I have a beef with Mormons.
What's?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
your beef with the Mormons.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
This is a new thing that I'm learning about.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
What could they have done that the furries have not
at this point, because that wasvery aggressive.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I'd rather hang out with a furry than I would a
Mormon Share the details wegotta know.
I would say they're absolutelyfucking nuts to begin with,
thinking that Native Americansare like fallen angels who have
been burnt by hell and that'swhy their skin has a reddish hue
.
What?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That's an actual thing, that.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Mormon people believe they genuinely believe that I
learned something new today.
Wait, that's what that's.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, that's an actual thing that mormon people
believe, like they genuinelybelieve they think that I
learned something new today,they think that native americans
are just burnt devils, which isbasically yeah, and that's why,
like we americans needed tolike do what's it called
manifest destiny fuck.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
And the guy who founded the religion found these
sacred tomes that only he couldread, that were made out of
gold, and he had to like, say itto somebody else, to basically
write the Mormon Bible.
The whole religion is fuckinginsane.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Well, most religion is fucking insane.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Didn't South Park do one of these?
Yes, this makes the KKK soundgood.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I don't know if I'd go that far.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Go, go that was a little racist.
I was kidding.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
So was the entire Mormon religion.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It wasn't.
I mean, yeah, that's fuckingwild.
You know what?
E I also have beef with thefucking Mormons.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Is it because you couldn't soak with a Mormon girl
?
Listen.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I told you not to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Zeno doesn't have to do soaking if he wanted to do
with the Mormon girl.
They just sit down and it's solong that they come before they
hit the bottom.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I wonder if they wanted to to just like give head
like forever.
So like hey, you want a 69 forlike 45 minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That sounds awful.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, can they do oral sex?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I think it's like as long as, like you're still like
pure kind of or however theyfucking work and as long as you
don't do the hip motion, you'repure.
I would imagine they can givehead and they can take it in the
butt.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Really.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Can.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
So the butt holds the loopholes, is what you're
saying.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I've heard a lot of people make songs about that.
Hang on, Hang on wait.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Can Mormons have sex in the ass before marriage?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'm telling you, I mean, doug, check it, google
that shit.
I'm googling it right now.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I was trying to find this piece of art that's Mormon
art.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
There's an entire Wikipedia page about soaking of
course there is there you go,behold Joseph Smith.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I'm sorry receiving a priesthood authority from John
the Baptist.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I'm sorry, what the fuck.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, so this like they believe that Joseph Smith,
the guy who created Mormonism,like saw John the.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Baptist.
Also.
What a shitty fucking genericass name for the founder of a
religion.
It sounds like he just couldn'tthink of a nice name and
somebody just said it's not.
It's not John Smith, it's JoeSmith.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I don't know, man, it's still like one of the
widest names I could possiblythink of.
If I remember correctly, Ithink they're the person who
created the religion died in ashootout.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Jesus Christ Practices described in the
following sources related tosoaking include jump, humping,
provo pushing and derfing.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
If you just jump up and down at the same time, we're
not really.
There's no thrusting, orreceiving.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Apparently, there's also a link to the Poophole
loophole.
Oh yeah when does that take meto?
If I click there, I'm sayingit's got an audio pronunciation
on Wikipedia.
Poophole loophole, poopholeloophole, poop-hole loophole
Does it?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Mormons believe that the US Constitution is the
result of divine inspiration.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
The US Constitution is the result of all the fucking
dumb people in the world.
There I said it.
Also, there's the poop-holeloophole Wikipedia page.
It's literally just a soundbite of some woman saying poop
hole loophole, but apparently,apparently, vaginal intercourse
(18:58):
is the term that they have tostay away from.
Stay away from do Stay awayfrom.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, so you can Do butt stuff all day, or I would
assume oral as well are thereany wikipedias um based around
if murky and I would receivesuperpowers if I put it in his
butt?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
type in anal fuck superpowers all right, let's see
here anal.
There we go, superpowers allright this image.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
No results found this image on the no no reddit.
This image on the wikipediapage describing soaking is kind
of incredible oh you see that onthe left, don't do that on the
right no in and out.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
No, stay in there, bud, stay in there.
Stay in there.
What the?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
fuck, that's the image.
That's very true.
Why does it look like a fuckingCrayola crayon in there?
What?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
is that about?
It's the brown crayon oh no tan, brown, whatever color you want
to call it interesting oh god,the Mormons are always fun to
make fun of.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Mormons, I don't understand it.
What's going on there?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I didn't know like really any of this.
All I thought about Mormons wasthat the guys are supposed to
like just have multiple wivesand shit.
Yeah, I knew some of the shit'skind of off the wall and weird,
but I did not really know muchof this.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, I wasn't familiar with the.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I thought the South Park episode was just a joke on
it.
Well, apparently it had somevalidity Most things that South
Parkk does is valid.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
A lot of the stuff that they'd say is the truth,
but just a little bit twisted.
I'm sure the first time I saw itit was a 13 or 14-year-old that
entire episode aboutScientology was great where they
were like, yeah, so we actuallytoned it down, here's an actual
episode about Scientology.
And then it went off and I waslike if you'd have shown this to
me the first time, I wouldn'thave believed that this is what
(21:18):
this religion was.
But I'm glad you did the tameepisode first.
And then we're like, yeah, theygot mad at us, so we made it
the actual thing.
And then I was like this iseven crazier than the first one
and this is the real thing.
Oh fucking Christ, dude.
(21:42):
So E how's it been?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
going.
Yeah, I mean it's going.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
It's going.
How's the work, how's the goosesituation?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
The gooses haven't really been around as much
Really.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Bringing seasons over .
Like dipped out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Gooses haven't really been around as much Really,
haven't.
Breeding season's over Dippedout a little bit, kind of just
not been hanging around as muchLike every once in a while
you'll see them out near a parkthat's a few blocks away, but
that's the worst of it, snowbeatings had to occur.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Speaking of that park .
Apparently there's a jazz festhappening oh, I saw the sign for
it, yeah, and apparently theygot a bunch of food truck
vendors.
So shop manager Nick and I werelike man, maybe we should just
get a big group together andthen go down there and get that
for lunch.
Sounds pretty cool.
(22:31):
I was like I'm going to beworthless the rest of the day
after eating some fucking fairfood, but it sounds pretty
fucking good on a friday.
What are you thinking you'regonna?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
get like fair food wise.
What would be your top choices?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I can fuck up some like, uh like steak tips,
something like that, maybe agyro, if they got that over
there, you know um getting somekind of loaded fries.
You know something um I don'tknow like I can go for like a
shaved ribeye sandwich orsomething like that.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I know, man, I've seen you fucking eat those corn
dogs.
I fuck up a corn dog.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I've seen you fucking eat those corn dogs.
I fuck up a corn dog.
I've seen a TikTok where a guymade corn dogs and then split
them but not like all the waythrough and then made chili and
cheese and filled the corn dogswith chili and topped them with
cheese and stuck them in theoven.
I was like that's a sexyfucking corn dog right there,
(23:35):
man.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I could fuck with that, like the fat kid in me
right now is screaming for thatRight.
Like that's a fucking pieyourself.
Instead of a walking like afucking walking taco, it's a
walking corn dog.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Dude, I could fuck up a walking taco right now too.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Walking tacos do fuck .
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I've never had one.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Like at the base like the few years you played
baseball as a kid, wheneverybody played baseball, and
then you get a fucking hot dogor a walking taco?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Do you think Coco played baseball Back up a bit?
Do you think I played baseball?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I think he went to a public school.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Was there a t-ball?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I didn't play baseball.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You missed out on hockey.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I didn't even do that until I was 25.
You want to know the one thingthat I did and you guys will
fucking be blown away.
I wrestled a season when I wasin 8th grade.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm not surprised by that.
Was it because you wanted towear the leotard?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
no, it's because my dad wanted me to it's because my
dad wanted a real son.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
It's because my dad wanted me to.
It's because my dad wanted areal son.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It's because my dad wanted me to and I hated it.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
And then you disappointed him and then he
died.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I mean, the problem was I kicked ass.
What'd you say, Zeno?
Sorry, I missed it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I said then you disappointed him and then he
died.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
No, I think he disappointed me and then died.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That's fair, too valid.
My dad was so pissed so I toldhim I was quitting football for
wrestling.
Why?
Cause, like he paid for me toplay football every year since I
was in like 4th grade, cause Iwanted to play it cause my
brother played it wrestling wasreally expensive.
That was like school sponsoredthe first 3 years of football,
like you had to pay for.
My brother played it.
Wrestling was really expensive.
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That was like school sponsoredthe first three years of
football, like you had to payfor.
And then I was playing for themiddle school, so all you had to
pay for was like equipment, notlike sign up fee and all that
Sign up fees and shit.
They had to order me a specialhelmet because the extra larges
that they had didn't fit my head.
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I swear, dude, I was soembarrassed Fourth grade.
I go in there and I'm like,yeah, we're signed up.
They remember my older brother.
Because he's so large.
They expected me to be a littlebigger because they needed
offensive linemen, because abunch of the kids are like small
fucking murky.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And then I showed up.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
They're like well, where's the rest of them?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, they were like oh well, now we understand whose
lunches he's been fuckingeating, fucking murky showed up
with fucking Jimmy Neutron'sfucking body style, so I started
like equipment pickup was likesome number of weeks later Like
equipment pickup was like somenumber of weeks later, yeah, and
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they tried to put a large on meand it wouldn't even like crest
over my temples at all.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
They're like, all right, well, we'll go in the
back and grab an extra large.
So they went in the back andgrabbed an extra large.
They didn't have them out therebecause no one ever needed an
extra large football helmet infourth grade, fourth through
sixth grade.
So they come out and they grab,fucking try to put the extra
large on me and they like get iton.
And I'm like this hurts so bad.
They're like like, oh, is itreally that bad?
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I'm like you have to get thisthing off me right now, dude.
And they try to get it off meand like struggled very hard to
get this fucking helmet off myhead and they're like there's no
way.
Like they tried, they tried tomove it and it wouldn't move at
all, like there's no movement onmy head whatsoever.
And trying to get it off was Ithought my ears were going to
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fucking rip off.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Instead you went and wrestled and got cauliflower
hair.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
We're going to have to order you a special.
I played football in likesophomore year.
I quit before junior year.
I played football in likesophomore year.
I quit before junior year.
I thought that was the one timeI was going to beat my ass.
He's like I love that I've paidfor you to do this for so long
and you just decided to quit onyour own, like without talking
to me.
He's like we could have talkedabout it and like I probably
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would have been cool with it.
But like you just coming up andsaying I quit football and then
tell me like you're going towrestle a year round.
It's like I'm cool with that,but I'm still kind of upset
Cause I I like watching you playfootball.
So it's like, oh well, now youjust watch me wrestle the whole
year.
Yeah, and we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I think he was just more upset that you didn't talk
with him.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, upset that you didn't talk with him more than
anything.
Absolutely.
I probably thought you hadtalent with football I was small
, I was way too small.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Or he was like oh my god, my son's gay, he wants to
wrestle other dudes.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Let's see how sweaty this motherfucker is.
Weird ass shit going on.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
He's like I'm not mad , I'm just disappointed.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I know that kid wasn't wearing a cup, oh no that
was all dick all dick no, therewas like freshman year we had
to wrestle the inner squad thinglike find out who varsity was.
Obviously it wasn't gonna be me.
And uh, afterwards I wore longwhite socks and I think I had
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like black shoes.
My dad's like you're neverwearing those again.
I was like why not?
He's like you look like anidiot.
I was like, fuck, he's like.
You had a black shoes on and ablack singlet and you wore long
white socks.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I was like yeah, you dumbass, motherfucker, you
fucking stupid.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
He's like I gotta say not the best look.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
And then he was relieved because you weren't gay
, because you had no sense ofstyle.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He was just like I just put all these clothes on
Because I thought they gotogether.
And he was like I just put allthese clothes on because I
thought they go together.
And he was like no, I was likethey're socks.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Why does it matter?
He's like you know I love that.
You think that way, but I gottatell you no one's ever gonna
love you if you keep doing that.
Oh no, what's up?
Baby, baby, hi, dusty.
Oh no, what's up baby, Baby.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Hi, Dusty Skirt Skirt is leaving.
How's the Shadowverse gamegoing?
Zeno, I can see you playing it.
It's going alright, I can seeit in your reflection Should
have seen that Romula coming.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh, you can't soak with that motion.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Say what Zeno?
There's no Romula.
I could have seen thatcomingula coming.
You can't soak with that motion.
Say what Xeno?
There's no Romula.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I could have seen that coming, xeno, I could have
seen that Romula, coming from amile away, there's no, Romula
Bitch shut the fuck up.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
That was pretty funny .
Speaker 1 (30:12):
For context, xeno was playing this new Shadowverse
game and he was playing againsta puppet.
Uh, what was it?
Puppet portal craft.
Is that what it is?
Yeah in in shadow verse and uh,he, just, I don't remember what
you were looking for.
Uh, some knight dude don'tremember what it was albert
albert and fucking.
(30:32):
the other player plays a Raumeacard and fucking switch.
He goes oh man, not that.
And he goes.
Yeah, I fucking saw that Raumeacoming and Xeno was just about
ready to be like, yeah, me too.
And then he went.
Wait a fucking minute, you haveno idea, you don't know what
the fuck you're talking about.
You don't know what the fuckyou're talking about right now.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
He kept it up all night.
It was pretty funny.
He's just like yeah, I shouldhave seen that round me.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
A comment man asked him yeah, what craft was that
deck?
And he was like I don't know.
And then like fucking, like 10minutes later he was like yeah
it's portal craft, by the way Iwas like fuck you, you looked it
up, I completely forgot that hewas talking about that.
I had to be reminded which oneis that.
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Is that the little?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
That's.
King or is it little?
That's little, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
He doesn't want to be stretched right now.
Stretch on little Stretch onlittle the littles.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's hard to tell on the camera.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
He's looking a little chunky these days.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
He do be chunky these days.
Look at this noodle.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
You just show me his fucking butthole and balls.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Sometimes, man, he don't makethe rules, he just follows them.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Alright, what game are you playing?
I see you playing something.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Dead Estate or something like that, I don't
know.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
What about that other game that was like oh, that Lil
wanted us to play?
What was that one called?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Oh, the one where you're like aliens in a gas
station or something that onesounds pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Oh yeah, I've seen TikToks of that.
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
The other one that would be funny is there was a
game called Backseat Driver orwhatever.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah, that would be pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Where you're a fucking grandma who can't see
over the wheel and the person inthe back has to direct you how
to drive.
I think that would also be funto play.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
That would be fun for ADHD After Dark to play it, I
think.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh my god, so we could have one person be the
driver and three other peopleyelling directions.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, get chaotic real fast.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I'm down, we can do that.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Let's fucking do it.
Not right now, but we'll do it.
Yeah, next time let's do itlet's fucking do it, not right
now, but we'll do it.
Yeah, next time, next if weremember.
I'm gonna put a note down rightnow that I will remember to do
in seven weeks I believe you wasa fucking backseat driver, adhd
after dark.
There we go, I've got it markeddown.
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We're gonna do it, woo,probably at some point.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Is it me?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
or does Murky just have a giant green spot on his
face?
Oh nope, it went away.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I was gonna say I think it's just you bud.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I think it's just me.
It looked like the aliens werecoming to take you, Murky.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Like your whole face was lit up green.
He fucking loves biting theshit out of me.
Bite him back, I should.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Get a mouthful of hair.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, that way he respects you.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, lick them.
Oh fuck, they just playedAramia.
God damn it.
Are you fucking serious?
I saw that coming, didn't I?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Dude Zeno I saw that coming two minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I'm gonna fucking fight all of you.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I love being able to talk shit to someone that wasn't
me.
You know what I?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
mean Bro, no way they fucking actually did play
Aramia.
We're gonna have to go back toswitch and be like I made the
joke about a ramiya and thenfucking two minutes later it
showed up and did you lose?
Played a fucking ramiya, notyet oh man, if you, if you lose
because of that, that's gonna bereally funny.
I've never been rooting for youto lose harder than than just
(34:34):
for the fucking content oh, oh,he's gonna make the megazord.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Oh, he's making a megazord, you're fucked that's
gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
That's like where it's gonna come that's like
portalcraft's thing to make themegazord right uh, it's one of
two things what's the other one,the Ramia?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Um, a, uh, do a lot of puppets and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Um no.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
We have, like what 30 minutes to go.
Anybody got any cool things totalk about?
I'm out of ideas, even thoughit has been three weeks since we
last recorded a podcast oh dude, fishing's been fire.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, now there's no room by freezer for any actual
food?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
no big deal.
No big deal.
Beat the ramiya, saw it coming,locked it down, got the win we
should tell Switch to come inhere.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I should have told Switch to come in here for the
joke and be like see that, Ramia, and then he just leaves.
And then two minutes later itshowed up and you'd be like is
this guy playing me?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
He'd probably be like the Ramia's coming man See that
coming from a mile away.
What?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
prompted you and Switch to play Helldivers today.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Which Steady was downloading it back.
And again I was like fuck it.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
He said I'm feeling democratic today.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
That's all I need to hear.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
That is the best song Makes your dick hard.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
It does, Sometimes terminates.
You just gotta die.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
But now it's the Illuminate.
They turned all of our soldiersin its off.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
I'm gonna illumine your fucking ball, your single
ball, uh huh, oh, this personjust quit immediately they saw
your fucking Ramia yeah, theysaw that Ramia coming and they
were like no, not fucking withthat they were like you're
playing swordcraft though, buthow'd that Ramia get there?
Uh, they were also playingSwordcraft, though, but how'd
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that Ramya get there?
They were also playingSwordcraft.
Maybe they were like nope, Iain't playing that fucking
mirror match.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Fuck this shit.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Oh, that makes sense why they wouldn't want to play
that I hate that Ramya, thatRamya though that Ramya.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Battle for Super Earth commemorative cape, as was
released in the last uh uhpatch of helldivers are you
about to say you hate it?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
yeah, I forgot, I forgot enough.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Brain jumped to a completely different topic and
forgot that that other thoughthad even existed.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
That's fair man.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
You know how that is.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
What you got going on this week.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Nothing too exciting.
I'm going to go see two kittenstomorrow because a friend got
new kittens.
Aww, you going to take one ofthem home.
Gonna go see two kittenstomorrow because a friend got
new kittens.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Aww, you gonna take one of them home.
No Damn.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
How are your cats doing?
Speaker 4 (38:07):
They're doing okay when I visit them.
They didn't like the fact thatI gave them flea medication when
I went to go visit them.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Naturally, Can't imagine that they would.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Yeah, so nothing too fun or exciting in my life.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
I'll be honest Does your parents cat still hate you?
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yeah, she hates me with a fucking passion, for
whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
So bizarre this guy fucking sucks.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
She's just like this guy.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Fuck this guy Fuck this pussy ass bitch.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
It was basically day one when I came back to michigan
after my divorce.
That cat was like fuck thisdude, but he's like every fiber
of my being smells like bitch inhere now.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Was he there when you moved.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
No, they got her when I was living in Texas, I think.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
It would have been even funnier if she had known
you and then just fucking hatedyou.
When you came back I smellfucking bitch.
Get those stinky ass shoes outmy house.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
My cats love my stinky ass shoes.
That's wild, it is.
It's a wild shit in the world.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Your stinky ass shoes are like almost a CDC fucking
problem.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
If it ain't raining, gotta put them outside.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I remember you took your shoe off in my car didn't
you take your shoes off in mycar?
No, I took a shoe off in yourcar yeah, and threw it on my
face, but like I knew that yourshoe was off well before, it
ended up in my face that's awfulwas Dusty in the car with us
and she like screamed what areyou trying to do?
kill us cause they took Berkey'sshoes off, or something.
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Was Dusty in the car with usand she screamed what are you
trying to do?
Kill us Because they tookBerkey's shoes off, or something
.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
That's pretty fantastic, stinky.
Oh, e I have your fuckingpapers for the Church of the
Latter Day.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Dude Hell yeah, so you're officially a dude-ist
priest now I just got to meet upwith you to give you your
papers at some point.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Well, you're gonna be moving in the area at some
point.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Don't know exactly when, because Gasto has to find
a job.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Do be like that.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
So we're gonna kind of stay here and slowly move
things over there and,understandable, at some point,
at some point I'll haveeverything gone, but I don't
know how long that's gonna be.
Hopefully not too long.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Hopefully, not too long are you gonna do the pods
again or are you thinking we tryto make like multiple trips
with Do?
You have a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I do have a lot of stuff, probably just get a
moving van and just packeverything into it, because for
the big stuff that's pretty muchwhat it's going to be.
And then I'm thinking more orless, I'm going to be making
weekend trips every so often upthere.
I probably just bring a bunchof shit whenever I come there
(41:20):
over the weekends so thatthere's not as much shit to take
the final day.
Like, the goal is to, you know,like get as much stuff over as
possible, like all of our boardgames.
I'll probably just bring thoseover one weekend because I've
already packed all them thatstuff up in a way.
Uh, pretty soon, murky, I'mgonna have to stop doing my
(41:41):
pokemon redeems so that, like, Idon't have to sort through my
cards constantly because, uh, Ijust always have a pile of stuff
that I still need to go throughjust in front of me and then a
pile of stuff that I probablyshould put in a binder as well.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
but we'll see, we'll see you want me to redeem as
many Pokemon cards as I can, soyou don't have to pack them.
Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
don't do that, don't do that please don't do that.
I'm gonna take them out of myfucking store, dude, or my point
shop or whatever the fuck youcall it yeah, good call.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I'll have to go back to sound alerts.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I guess you'll just die here for long periods of
time yeah, that one's like on afour hour cool down, so it's
like once in a stream that Iwon't be able to hear.
He's like once in a stream thatI won't be able to hear he's
like I'll find a way.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
I'll find a way, or you can just be like Zeno and
just reject everything becauseyou don't want to what.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I don't reject everything you rejected well,
yeah, because you guys saywanted me to say some vile shit,
kind of like that.
You said that Because you guyswanted me to say some vile shit.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Oh yeah, I was going to suck his pee-pee, Kind of
like that.
I mean, you said that, you saidthat though.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, but it's like it got worse from there.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Or the worst was.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, what was the worst one that you were supposed
to say?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yeah, you wanted me to say some vile shit.
For sure it wouldn't surpriseme but I don't remember Wafu
Mokai.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Wafu Mokai.
That is me, as Iron Fist it is.
That is the thing that I didCheck out my voice acting page.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yes, yes, man, my goose might be cooked over here,
boys.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
You getting fucked up again.
Do what you getting fucked upagain.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I'm getting fucked up .
Yeah, just like that.
Oh, do what?
Get fucked up again.
I'm getting fucked up Boom.
Yeah, just like that.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I'm just going through the sound alerts and
just seeing if there's anythingnew and stuff.
What is this Brain rot cat?
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
That makes sense.
Checks that, checks out, checksout.
Baja hank, oh, did you guys seethat, uh, bloomhouse now owns
the saw franchise.
Who do what?
What bloomhouse?
The people that made the movieslike get out and five nights at
freddy they now own the Sawfranchise.
Really, really, really.
They bought it today.
What are they going to do withthat?
What the fuck am I?
(44:44):
I know probably milk it for allit's worth.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I mean fair, Do you?
Speaker 3 (44:50):
see that marathon got delayed.
We should sell Nicolas Cageguys.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
You mean Nipolis Cage ?
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Nipolis Cage, yeah, but also Nicolas Cage.
I think we should sell him,guys.
You mean Nipolis Cage?
Nipolis Cage, yeah, but alsoNicholas Cage.
I think we should sell him too.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
We could do that.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I think we could convince him that we own him and
he would let us sell him.
Oh, okay, yeah, you're right.
Maybe we shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
You're good, you're good.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
In court.
So you are human trafficking.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
No, you just say we can convince him that we, that
we own him and we can sell himyeah, that's pretty
disrespectful to say onjuneteenth huh yeah, yeah, yeah
it is sometimes you say thingsbefore you think about them.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
You know murky understands.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
He does it all the time okay, andrew tate, anyways
andrew tate jesus, this is howadhd after dark gets cancelled
zeno is an alpha dude I made akkk joke earlier, I see him do
this fucking weird hand synergything all the time.
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
He finally called it out, finally called it out,
finally called you out Xeno,you're fucking, you're stuck now
.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
You're fucking stuck cancelled.
Nobody go watch Xeno's streamever again.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Well, seeing as he doesn't stream, I guess that's a
fair thing to do.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
He streams for me in private Sometimes.
You don't know when you'restreaming because I hack your
webcam.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Oh no, that's how I know how long your penis is.
You know that I whip my dickout all the time while sitting
at my computer.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
How do you think you leveled those pictures in your
house.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
You use your penis as a straight zito's a sick
disgusting pervert man and hejust goes into vr drive-thru
fucking simulations with hisdick out in irl and he just
talks shit to the fake VRworkers while he's doing it.
It's the most fucked up weirdpervert shit I've ever seen in
(47:01):
my life I was there.
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Sounds like something you found on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
He's like I'll take a big and nasty.
A big and nasty.
That's not where I found it.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Where'd you find it?
It's right off the top of thehead actually.
It's from if anything, it wasfrom minecraft.
Stream last night from legendsof adventure is not sponsored,
uh mikey was really getting intoit mikey was trying to protect
all the llamas from the sickperverted llama molester guy and
he made it very well known thathe, the guy was a pervert the
(47:37):
llama molester guy.
Yeah, wow that is what I said,at least we come up with names
for our super villains and thenhis twin, richie, is just like
mining fucking a thousand feetdown into this fucking hole,
this big ass staircase he's justmade.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Sounds like Minecraft .
Do you guys hole this big assstaircase?
He's just made.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
That does sound like.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Minecraft, Do you guys see?
Marathon got delayedindefinitely.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yeah, you said that like 10 minutes ago I saw one of
you guys posted that.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah, I was reading articles about it and they were
like yeah.
So after the closed alpha test,we realized that there's a lot
more work that we need to do tobring a quality game to you guys
oh really, what's it gonna take?
Not stealing art from some guyon twitter I don't even think it
was that what it's gonnafucking take.
I don't even think it was justthat.
I think it was the fact thatthey, they're missing the mark
(48:29):
with that.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
It's a fucking bad game, because bungie doesn't
know what the fuck they're doinganymore and Sony's like
strangling them by the clitorisso hard that they can't move.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I mean to be fair.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I mean yeah, sony should Sony should.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Sony should actually probably step in and take
creative direction at this point, because that was kind of their
deal.
That was kind of their dealwith Bungie.
They've been letting Bungie run.
They've given Bungie a lot ofleash.
They've been letting Bungie run.
They've given.
Bungie a lot of leash.
They've given Bungie a lot ofleash, a lot more than they
should have, and I think Bungieneeds to have that leash pulled
(49:06):
at this point Because that'swithin Sony's right to do and
they are not.
I hope the next expansion ofDestiny is good, otherwise it's
probably the downfall you'renever gonna see.
Marathon release first off yeah, and it's never gonna happen
and you might quite honestly seethe death death of destiny if
(49:29):
the next expansion is a absolutebomb like not a good bomb.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
I don't foresee it being very great, unfortunately.
Like I'm, I try to be a destinyoptimist because I really like
the game, but but you agree withme that, like the next
expansion is absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
It's not looking good for the franchise yeah, I could
, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
So I mean especially if they're like they're making
two expansions a year.
So I don't know if they'verevealed a price point for the
expansions yet, but likenobody's gonna want to spend 60
twice a year for half of a gamewelcome to fucking curse of
osiris.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
That's how that shit was was.
I don't know if it was a full$60.
How much did he charge for,like Curse of Osiris?
And what was it?
The Warmind shit when it firstlaunched.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
I remember I didn't play Curse when it came out.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Was that part of a bundle deal?
Speaker 3 (50:32):
I had played up to what you call it Forsaken, and
then I stopped playing untilBeyond Light.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
It was originally available for purchase for
$19.99.
And that came with Wait, hangon, nope, hang on, nope, hang on
.
Is this the soundtrack?
I clicked a picture and it gaveme the soundtrack.
Nope, nope, nope, this is theactual game.
(51:09):
So $19.99, so $20.
Which they probably charged $30for a campaign of that size
today, just because of how themarket has severely shifted in
the last couple of years.
Yeah, but they're going to tryto get as much as they want out
(51:29):
of it, so I'd say $40.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
I could see that.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
How much are they charging for the new one that's
releasing here soon?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
When does it release?
Speaker 3 (51:40):
August something.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
They haven't put pre-orders up for it.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
I think they have.
I just haven't.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
What's it called I?
Speaker 3 (51:50):
don't remember Right of the Nine or something like
that Edge of Fate, that's right$40.
Yeah, that sounds about rightLook at that fucking autism
analysis.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Fucking right on the money, yeah, so twice a year for
$40.
So I hope it's.
I hope it's decent.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
I'm gonna rely on you to tell me if it is we'll see.
I'm not super optimistic aboutit, but I am gonna buy it.
I'm gonna play it anyways.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
I'm gonna play you.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
Okay, I'm gonna rosin up my bow and fucking play your
dick.
Play my fiddle.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I'm gonna play you.
Okay, I'm gonna rosin up my bowand fucking play your dick.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Play my fiddle.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
I'm gonna play your dick.
You get some fucking seriousass.
Like brush.
Like brush burns If you uhcarpet burns.
If you fucking took a bow tothe dick that had a lot of rosin
on it yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
I don't think I would enjoy that very much.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
It'd grip that sucker and light it on fire like a
twig.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Uh-huh, you're right about that.
Well, I don't have anythingelse to do, your fucking.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
Xeno's falling asleep over here.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
I'm thinking about the Bosco sticks.
I'm going to stick in the ovenas soon as we stop this.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
The what sticks.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Bosco sticks.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
What are those French ?
Speaker 4 (53:26):
sticks with cheese on them.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
Ah, thanks for the clarification.
Fucking mint.
They do be good they besmacking I'm going to smack you
With my penis that's not verynice alright well fuck it.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
I'm just gonna end this fucking episode now, cause
I'm out of stuff to talk aboutman.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Well, penis smack and I'll send you on your way penis
, little penis, and send you onyour way.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
I'm gonna smack you on your way.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yeah, I'm going to smash his penis.
Okay, all right.
Closing.
You close the episode.
I say goodbye.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
Zeno's got an STD.
Goodbye everybody.
Zeno's got a nice chocolate log and he's eating it
.
That's how the episode starts,by the way.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Kate's about to get some of that.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Kate's about to fuck him.
What is it?
Twix ice cream.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh I love me a good Twix.
Good job, kate.
Tried to steal one of myjalapeno poppers.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
He would have not liked that.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
He like bit it, had it in his mouth, was taking it
off my plate.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Did he put it back or did you grab it from him?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I grabbed him, grabbed it out of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
He was very close to figuring out what it feels like
Not to eat jalapeno poppers.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Take him into the vet .
You probably would have took.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You had to take him into your vet and they'd have
fucking actually put him downbecause of the fucking.
They don't want him to feelwhen it comes out of his
butthole.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, I remember like he was not prepared for this.
Nothing in his little cat bodyis prepared for it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Did you tell E about that?
Was E here whenever that wholething went down?
I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I texted him and Shannon about it.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
About fucking Zeno's vet, looking at Cade and being
like well, you should startthinking about you know quality
of life.
Yeah, he messaged me about that.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's just fucking wild dude Zeno's like well, I
heard from some people in theindustry that you could also do
this, oh, I never thought aboutthat.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's actually a really good idea.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Anyway, here's how much it'll cost.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh boy, a shit ton of money is pretty much the answer
to that, because we give Montythe same medication and it's a
shit ton.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Ain't cheap and it ain't fun to give it to them.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I've been fortunate that Cade has not sniffed it out
of his wet food lately.
He knows it's there, but he'salso like I'm really fucking
hungry, so he tolerates thathe's a fat cat.
He likes the food.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
He likes the food he does like food.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
He knows what it's like to be in those streets when
you're not eating every day.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
What.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He knows what it's like to be in the streets where
he wasn't eating every day.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, because that's where he came from, right the
streets, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, street cat.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're a street cat.
Why'd you say it?
Like you were covering it up?
Well, yeah, that's totallywhere it came from.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I mean, that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't know.
No, I know, but Coco, that'sthe way Coco said it.
Yeah, he was like yeah, yeah,yeah, no, he came from the
streets.
You know totally didn't juststeal him from PetSmart.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
What was that, Marky?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, I love sucking cock, dude.
It's my favorite thing in theworld.
It's the grand finale.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It is.
It's so good, too that shescreams the grand finale.
How's it feel, marky, thatyou're almost married?
This is the last podcast you'redoing as an unmarried man.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We're getting there.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
This would be the last one right, yeah, because
we're not doing one next week.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Mm-mm.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Definitely not.
Yeah, how's it feel.
I'm ready to fucking get herdone.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
That means you've missed your chance.
Dilla Slayer of the Cable Guy,You've missed your chance.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
What did you miss?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
His chance on blocking Murky down.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You're the one who said you were going to kidnap
and take me to Vegas.
You did say that your word'snot mine.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Why you put my business out there, man.
You put my business on thestreets.
My plan yeah, ok.
Ok, just calm down here.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's for everybody.
I love that Coco gets soundeffects for me when I'm just
like at my worst, crash in thefuck, it's all the.
When I'm just like at my worst,just crashing the fuck out, bro
, it's all the time.
Super mad.
Sometimes I just lose my cool.
It's all the time, man, it'sthe fucking competitor inside of
me dude, it's the only game.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Why mad?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You know, some of us are still competitive.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There's a reason some of us came home with fucking
gold.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
How many drinks did that cost you At?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
least 16.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
30?
How many cans?
A full 30 rack of Bush Whiteand how much time?
How much time?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Throughout the whole day.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's not a time.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Noon to six hours.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I feel like I would have just been so just full, I
would have been feeling awful,maybe we wanted Cornhole to
finish out.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We were still on fire .
Speaker 1 (04:55):
How fucking much did you make the lake level rise?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Because of pee.
I wasn't by it, I wasn't by alake.
He's got to think about itBecause of pee.
I didn't peeolig.
He's got to think about itBecause of pee.
I didn't pee that much.
Dusty was my DD.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
How did you not?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
A machine.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't believe you I peed quite a few times.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, you had to have , unless you were sweating a lot
.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It was kind of warm out, I mean it was possible.
It was kind of warm out.
I mean five times, but how longwere those five times Long?
I only wet pee five times.
Each time was five minutes.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Five times in six hours.
That's like almost once an hour.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So I mean that's a bit of pee 45 seconds to one
minute stream.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
When he got to my house I was like, so how many
beers did you drink?
He's like, uh, only like 16.
I was like only yeah.
He's like actually I might havepolished off a 30 rack.
And I was like jesus christ man.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It was just community beers in the coolers afterwards
because they were like thedifferent.
They were different brandedcans.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Murphy was like yeah, Do you compare to?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
everybody else who was rumbling, stumbling and
bumbling, fucking falling in theyard and shit, good yard.
Yeah, me and my brother werejust we were talking shit.
Just look at all these, look atall these fools about to lose.
They can't even stand their ownfucking two feet.
Good fucking yard.
I mean, I was kind of a littlestumbly at the end, but I had
(06:27):
enough in the tank to get thejob done.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Right, right, right, right.
Then he came over and we hads'mores.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
For the listeners, I have a 15-pound giant gold
WWE-style belt.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh they'll see the wedding photos of you only
wearing the belt and nothingelse on there.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, this thing is the truth.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Alright, you should have gotten like spinner belts,
like Prime John Cena.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Ah Ah champion.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Now we need to see you and E out, drink each other.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'll tell you, dude, it's not really something to
brag about, but I drink with thebest of them.
Yeah, I've actually beendrinking a lot less, so I was
surprised at how well I actuallydid handle it.
By the time I got Sean's,though, yeah, I was pretty
jacked up, and I'm glad Dustywas DDing, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
If not I would have been at Ubering home.
I think it was funny.
Whenever we did like the,everybody showed up at my place
and you came out the next dayand you were like, did you have
any of that cap in last night?
And I was like no, and you werelike oh fuck, you don't say, you
don't say, you don't fuckingsay oh no, all right.
(07:47):
Well, I pulled a clip from mystream that both murky and zeno
were there for this conversation, but he was not.
But I think he would appreciatethis.
So whenever you guys can let meknow when, when you guys are
listening and audio listeners,you'll hear this.
(08:08):
So is everybody good, everybodygood.
This is four minutes long yougoody Yep, you guys can hear it.
We're going to have to putMurky down.
He's smoking too manycigarettes and won't stop Can
you get me.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I would be like a reward for him.
Roll him out in front of therailroad tracks, joke's on you.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Satan.
You know what's really funny.
Satan will fucking be like youknow what.
We're going to send you toheaven because your mom's down
here.
So fuck you, you won't be ableto see her.
Fuck you.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That would be a hell of a punishment.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm going to separate you from all of your friends.
Yeah, hell of a punishment.
I'm going to separate you fromall of your friends.
Yeah, yeah, your punishment isgoing up to live with the
Mormons I lost it right in God'sface.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Poor full Ted, you got what it takes.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Do you guys ever see the fucking South Park episode
where they fucking everybodyshows up in hell and everybody's
like but we studied the rightreligion and then fucking the
guy's like, alright, yeah, youguys probably all have some
questions here.
Number one question is what wasthe correct religion?
The correct answer was theMormons and everybody just goes
ahhh, everybody in hell.
(09:23):
This setup was required, by theway.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh no, nice picture of Murky Like in heaven with
like a full Ted Mondra Like Godsitting up there.
So you think you got what ittakes.
And Murky's like.
I tell you what I got yourwife's pussy on my breath.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Really weird, the Mormons do that shit.
Do you remember what thisconversation is about now, Zeno.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Who does the smoking?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Who does the smoking?
That's Mormons, mormons.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
But they do that before they're married because
it's like a loophole.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Now I see it on his face they're not actually doing
the thrusting.
No.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
So technically they're not having premarital
sex.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's so fucking wild.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I do remember when I didn't know what that was.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Do you miss your?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
life before that Every day.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I remember that and you asked me if I knew what it
was, and I was like yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I was like how does everybody know this is ever me.
Let's make a Mormon porn game.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Like how's everybody knows is ever me make a more, no
more.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Let me make a Mormon porn game.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
We'll be a big hit.
At least make a few buzz.
We'll call it super soakers.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Nobody fucking steal that Stoic.
I'm looking at you, man.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Super Soakers.
I'm actually interested in thisproduct now.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh shit.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It sells.
It's going to be a greatproject for ADHD after dark.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Super Soakers, the Mormon sex game.
They will be like alright,alright, okay, we came up with
from the fucking studio thatbrought you-.
Hang on wait, hang on wait.
From wait, wait.
I need the Satan voice From thestudio that brought you
Nipple's Cage we bring you SuperSoakers.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I hope this is a good one.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Hang on, we could do like a universe crossover.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Nipple-less Cage has to fight the Super Soakers at
some point.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh, the Super Soaker's a bad guy in the
Nipple-less Cage franchise now.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Hahaha, Nipple-less Cage.
Are you up to the?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Nipples cage has to fucking.
Resist the urges of premaritalsex.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I'm just gonna pull this part of my stream for the
fucking next episode of ADHD.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Call it a fucking day well, you look at that that's
what we did.
Enemy turn friend dong blade,so e you in uh sure nice.
So the super soaker, like weneed to flush this out.
(12:43):
It was a random idea, but Ifeel like we didn't flush this
out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Like when someone says Mormon super villain, what
image pops in your head is likewhat's this guy look like?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
The funniest thing is the funniest thing is is I am
Matt.
You know you've put a face tothe body that I had.
I just had the image of a bodythat had the fucking Super
Soaker 9000, like fucking squirtgun, with like the big, fucking
bubbly barrel, and now you haveadded Tom Cruise's head to it.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's what I believe the Super Soaker would be 100%,
100% has nothing to do with sex, but everybody knows why he's
called the Super Soaker.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Why is he called the super soaker?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Because he's soaking his Mormon.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Or they're married.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's a forebearers thing.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I'm pretty sure Mormons don't soak once they're
married, do they?
It'd be kind of weird at thatpoint.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Either that, or they don't need to soak at that point
.
At that point it's a kink.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's an exhibitionism at that point, because you need
a third party.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Maybe they do, so we need to find somebody that's
Mormon.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Do you have a Mormon friend?
If not?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
do you have a Mormon friend?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I'd rather drink bleach.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I feel like out of the three of us, or four of us,
you might be the one that had aMormon.
Oh, absolutely the fuck not.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I have a beef with Mormons.
What's?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
your beef with the Mormons.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
This is a new thing that I'm learning about.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
What could they have done that the furries have not
at this point, because that wasvery aggressive.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I'd rather hang out with a furry than I would a
Mormon Share the details wegotta know.
I would say they're absolutelyfucking nuts to begin with,
thinking that Native Americansare like fallen angels who have
been burnt by hell and that'swhy their skin has a reddish hue
.
What?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That's an actual thing, that.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Mormon people believe they genuinely believe that I
learned something new today.
Wait, that's what that's.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, that's an actual thing that mormon people
believe, like they genuinelybelieve they think that I
learned something new today,they think that native americans
are just burnt devils, which isbasically yeah, and that's why,
like we americans needed tolike do what's it called
manifest destiny fuck.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
And the guy who founded the religion found these
sacred tomes that only he couldread, that were made out of
gold, and he had to like, say itto somebody else, to basically
write the Mormon Bible.
The whole religion is fuckinginsane.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Well, most religion is fucking insane.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Didn't South Park do one of these?
Yes, this makes the KKK soundgood.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I don't know if I'd go that far.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Go, go that was a little racist.
I was kidding.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
So was the entire Mormon religion.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It wasn't.
I mean, yeah, that's fuckingwild.
You know what?
E I also have beef with thefucking Mormons.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Is it because you couldn't soak with a Mormon girl
?
Listen.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I told you not to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Zeno doesn't have to do soaking if he wanted to do
with the Mormon girl.
They just sit down and it's solong that they come before they
hit the bottom.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I wonder if they wanted to to just like give head
like forever.
So like hey, you want a 69 forlike 45 minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That sounds awful.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, can they do oral sex?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I think it's like as long as, like you're still like
pure kind of or however theyfucking work and as long as you
don't do the hip motion, you'repure.
I would imagine they can givehead and they can take it in the
butt.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Really.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Can.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
So the butt holds the loopholes, is what you're
saying.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I've heard a lot of people make songs about that.
Hang on, Hang on wait.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Can Mormons have sex in the ass before marriage?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'm telling you, I mean, doug, check it, google
that shit.
I'm googling it right now.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I was trying to find this piece of art that's Mormon
art.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
There's an entire Wikipedia page about soaking of
course there is there you go,behold Joseph Smith.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I'm sorry receiving a priesthood authority from John
the Baptist.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I'm sorry, what the fuck.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, so this like they believe that Joseph Smith,
the guy who created Mormonism,like saw John the.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Baptist.
Also.
What a shitty fucking genericass name for the founder of a
religion.
It sounds like he just couldn'tthink of a nice name and
somebody just said it's not.
It's not John Smith, it's JoeSmith.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I don't know, man, it's still like one of the
widest names I could possiblythink of.
If I remember correctly, Ithink they're the person who
created the religion died in ashootout.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Jesus Christ Practices described in the
following sources related tosoaking include jump, humping,
provo pushing and derfing.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
If you just jump up and down at the same time, we're
not really.
There's no thrusting, orreceiving.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Apparently, there's also a link to the Poophole
loophole.
Oh yeah when does that take meto?
If I click there, I'm sayingit's got an audio pronunciation
on Wikipedia.
Poophole loophole, poopholeloophole, poop-hole loophole
Does it?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Mormons believe that the US Constitution is the
result of divine inspiration.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
The US Constitution is the result of all the fucking
dumb people in the world.
There I said it.
Also, there's the poop-holeloophole Wikipedia page.
It's literally just a soundbite of some woman saying poop
hole loophole, but apparently,apparently, vaginal intercourse
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is the term that they have tostay away from.
Stay away from do Stay awayfrom.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, so you can Do butt stuff all day, or I would
assume oral as well are thereany wikipedias um based around
if murky and I would receivesuperpowers if I put it in his
butt?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
type in anal fuck superpowers all right, let's see
here anal.
There we go, superpowers allright this image.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
No results found this image on the no no reddit.
This image on the wikipediapage describing soaking is kind
of incredible oh you see that onthe left, don't do that on the
right no in and out.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
No, stay in there, bud, stay in there.
Stay in there.
What the?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
fuck, that's the image.
That's very true.
Why does it look like a fuckingCrayola crayon in there?
What?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
is that about?
It's the brown crayon oh no tan, brown, whatever color you want
to call it interesting oh god,the Mormons are always fun to
make fun of.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Mormons, I don't understand it.
What's going on there?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I didn't know like really any of this.
All I thought about Mormons wasthat the guys are supposed to
like just have multiple wivesand shit.
Yeah, I knew some of the shit'skind of off the wall and weird,
but I did not really know muchof this.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, I wasn't familiar with the.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I thought the South Park episode was just a joke on
it.
Well, apparently it had somevalidity Most things that South
Parkk does is valid.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
A lot of the stuff that they'd say is the truth,
but just a little bit twisted.
I'm sure the first time I saw itit was a 13 or 14-year-old that
entire episode aboutScientology was great where they
were like, yeah, so we actuallytoned it down, here's an actual
episode about Scientology.
And then it went off and I waslike if you'd have shown this to
me the first time, I wouldn'thave believed that this is what
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this religion was.
But I'm glad you did the tameepisode first.
And then we're like, yeah, theygot mad at us, so we made it
the actual thing.
And then I was like this iseven crazier than the first one
and this is the real thing.
Oh fucking Christ, dude.
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So E how's it been?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
going.
Yeah, I mean it's going.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
It's going.
How's the work, how's the goosesituation?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
The gooses haven't really been around as much
Really.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Bringing seasons over .
Like dipped out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Gooses haven't really been around as much Really,
haven't.
Breeding season's over Dippedout a little bit, kind of just
not been hanging around as muchLike every once in a while
you'll see them out near a parkthat's a few blocks away, but
that's the worst of it, snowbeatings had to occur.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Speaking of that park .
Apparently there's a jazz festhappening oh, I saw the sign for
it, yeah, and apparently theygot a bunch of food truck
vendors.
So shop manager Nick and I werelike man, maybe we should just
get a big group together andthen go down there and get that
for lunch.
Sounds pretty cool.
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I was like I'm going to beworthless the rest of the day
after eating some fucking fairfood, but it sounds pretty
fucking good on a friday.
What are you thinking you'regonna?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
get like fair food wise.
What would be your top choices?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I can fuck up some like, uh like steak tips,
something like that, maybe agyro, if they got that over
there, you know um getting somekind of loaded fries.
You know something um I don'tknow like I can go for like a
shaved ribeye sandwich orsomething like that.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I know, man, I've seen you fucking eat those corn
dogs.
I fuck up a corn dog.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I've seen you fucking eat those corn dogs.
I fuck up a corn dog.
I've seen a TikTok where a guymade corn dogs and then split
them but not like all the waythrough and then made chili and
cheese and filled the corn dogswith chili and topped them with
cheese and stuck them in theoven.
I was like that's a sexyfucking corn dog right there,
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man.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I could fuck with that, like the fat kid in me
right now is screaming for thatRight.
Like that's a fucking pieyourself.
Instead of a walking like afucking walking taco, it's a
walking corn dog.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Dude, I could fuck up a walking taco right now too.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Walking tacos do fuck .
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I've never had one.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Like at the base like the few years you played
baseball as a kid, wheneverybody played baseball, and
then you get a fucking hot dogor a walking taco?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Do you think Coco played baseball Back up a bit?
Do you think I played baseball?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I think he went to a public school.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Was there a t-ball?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I didn't play baseball.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You missed out on hockey.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I didn't even do that until I was 25.
You want to know the one thingthat I did and you guys will
fucking be blown away.
I wrestled a season when I wasin 8th grade.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm not surprised by that.
Was it because you wanted towear the leotard?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
no, it's because my dad wanted me to it's because my
dad wanted a real son.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
It's because my dad wanted me to.
It's because my dad wanted areal son.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It's because my dad wanted me to and I hated it.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
And then you disappointed him and then he
died.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I mean, the problem was I kicked ass.
What'd you say, Zeno?
Sorry, I missed it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I said then you disappointed him and then he
died.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
No, I think he disappointed me and then died.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That's fair, too valid.
My dad was so pissed so I toldhim I was quitting football for
wrestling.
Why?
Cause, like he paid for me toplay football every year since I
was in like 4th grade, cause Iwanted to play it cause my
brother played it wrestling wasreally expensive.
That was like school sponsoredthe first 3 years of football,
like you had to pay for.
My brother played it.
Wrestling was really expensive.
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That was like school sponsoredthe first three years of
football, like you had to payfor.
And then I was playing for themiddle school, so all you had to
pay for was like equipment, notlike sign up fee and all that
Sign up fees and shit.
They had to order me a specialhelmet because the extra larges
that they had didn't fit my head.
(25:38):
I swear, dude, I was soembarrassed Fourth grade.
I go in there and I'm like,yeah, we're signed up.
They remember my older brother.
Because he's so large.
They expected me to be a littlebigger because they needed
offensive linemen, because abunch of the kids are like small
fucking murky.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And then I showed up.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
They're like well, where's the rest of them?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, they were like oh well, now we understand whose
lunches he's been fuckingeating, fucking murky showed up
with fucking Jimmy Neutron'sfucking body style, so I started
like equipment pickup was likesome number of weeks later Like
equipment pickup was like somenumber of weeks later, yeah, and
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they tried to put a large on meand it wouldn't even like crest
over my temples at all.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
They're like, all right, well, we'll go in the
back and grab an extra large.
So they went in the back andgrabbed an extra large.
They didn't have them out therebecause no one ever needed an
extra large football helmet infourth grade, fourth through
sixth grade.
So they come out and they grab,fucking try to put the extra
large on me and they like get iton.
And I'm like this hurts so bad.
They're like like, oh, is itreally that bad?
(26:43):
I'm like you have to get thisthing off me right now, dude.
And they try to get it off meand like struggled very hard to
get this fucking helmet off myhead and they're like there's no
way.
Like they tried, they tried tomove it and it wouldn't move at
all, like there's no movement onmy head whatsoever.
And trying to get it off was Ithought my ears were going to
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fucking rip off.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Instead you went and wrestled and got cauliflower
hair.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
We're going to have to order you a special.
I played football in likesophomore year.
I quit before junior year.
I played football in likesophomore year.
I quit before junior year.
I thought that was the one timeI was going to beat my ass.
He's like I love that I've paidfor you to do this for so long
and you just decided to quit onyour own, like without talking
to me.
He's like we could have talkedabout it and like I probably
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would have been cool with it.
But like you just coming up andsaying I quit football and then
tell me like you're going towrestle a year round.
It's like I'm cool with that,but I'm still kind of upset
Cause I I like watching you playfootball.
So it's like, oh well, now youjust watch me wrestle the whole
year.
Yeah, and we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I think he was just more upset that you didn't talk
with him.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, upset that you didn't talk with him more than
anything.
Absolutely.
I probably thought you hadtalent with football I was small
, I was way too small.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Or he was like oh my god, my son's gay, he wants to
wrestle other dudes.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Let's see how sweaty this motherfucker is.
Weird ass shit going on.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
He's like I'm not mad , I'm just disappointed.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I know that kid wasn't wearing a cup, oh no that
was all dick all dick no, therewas like freshman year we had
to wrestle the inner squad thinglike find out who varsity was.
Obviously it wasn't gonna be me.
And uh, afterwards I wore longwhite socks and I think I had
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like black shoes.
My dad's like you're neverwearing those again.
I was like why not?
He's like you look like anidiot.
I was like, fuck, he's like.
You had a black shoes on and ablack singlet and you wore long
white socks.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I was like yeah, you dumbass, motherfucker, you
fucking stupid.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
He's like I gotta say not the best look.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
And then he was relieved because you weren't gay
, because you had no sense ofstyle.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He was just like I just put all these clothes on
Because I thought they gotogether.
And he was like I just put allthese clothes on because I
thought they go together.
And he was like no, I was likethey're socks.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Why does it matter?
He's like you know I love that.
You think that way, but I gottatell you no one's ever gonna
love you if you keep doing that.
Oh no, what's up?
Baby, baby, hi, dusty.
Oh no, what's up baby, Baby.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Hi, Dusty Skirt Skirt is leaving.
How's the Shadowverse gamegoing?
Zeno, I can see you playing it.
It's going alright, I can seeit in your reflection Should
have seen that Romula coming.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh, you can't soak with that motion.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Say what Zeno?
There's no Romula.
I could have seen thatcomingula coming.
You can't soak with that motion.
Say what Xeno?
There's no Romula.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I could have seen that coming, xeno, I could have
seen that Romula, coming from amile away, there's no, Romula
Bitch shut the fuck up.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
That was pretty funny .
Speaker 1 (30:12):
For context, xeno was playing this new Shadowverse
game and he was playing againsta puppet.
Uh, what was it?
Puppet portal craft.
Is that what it is?
Yeah in in shadow verse and uh,he, just, I don't remember what
you were looking for.
Uh, some knight dude don'tremember what it was albert
albert and fucking.
(30:32):
the other player plays a Raumeacard and fucking switch.
He goes oh man, not that.
And he goes.
Yeah, I fucking saw that Raumeacoming and Xeno was just about
ready to be like, yeah, me too.
And then he went.
Wait a fucking minute, you haveno idea, you don't know what
the fuck you're talking about.
You don't know what the fuckyou're talking about right now.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
He kept it up all night.
It was pretty funny.
He's just like yeah, I shouldhave seen that round me.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
A comment man asked him yeah, what craft was that
deck?
And he was like I don't know.
And then like fucking, like 10minutes later he was like yeah
it's portal craft, by the way Iwas like fuck you, you looked it
up, I completely forgot that hewas talking about that.
I had to be reminded which oneis that.
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Is that the little?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
That's.
King or is it little?
That's little, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
He doesn't want to be stretched right now.
Stretch on little Stretch onlittle the littles.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's hard to tell on the camera.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
He's looking a little chunky these days.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
He do be chunky these days.
Look at this noodle.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
You just show me his fucking butthole and balls.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Sometimes, man, he don't makethe rules, he just follows them.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Alright, what game are you playing?
I see you playing something.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Dead Estate or something like that, I don't
know.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
What about that other game that was like oh, that Lil
wanted us to play?
What was that one called?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Oh, the one where you're like aliens in a gas
station or something that onesounds pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Oh yeah, I've seen TikToks of that.
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
The other one that would be funny is there was a
game called Backseat Driver orwhatever.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah, that would be pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Where you're a fucking grandma who can't see
over the wheel and the person inthe back has to direct you how
to drive.
I think that would also be funto play.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
That would be fun for ADHD After Dark to play it, I
think.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh my god, so we could have one person be the
driver and three other peopleyelling directions.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, get chaotic real fast.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I'm down, we can do that.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Let's fucking do it.
Not right now, but we'll do it.
Yeah, next time let's do itlet's fucking do it, not right
now, but we'll do it.
Yeah, next time, next if weremember.
I'm gonna put a note down rightnow that I will remember to do
in seven weeks I believe you wasa fucking backseat driver, adhd
after dark.
There we go, I've got it markeddown.
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We're gonna do it, woo,probably at some point.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Is it me?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
or does Murky just have a giant green spot on his
face?
Oh nope, it went away.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I was gonna say I think it's just you bud.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I think it's just me.
It looked like the aliens werecoming to take you, Murky.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Like your whole face was lit up green.
He fucking loves biting theshit out of me.
Bite him back, I should.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Get a mouthful of hair.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, that way he respects you.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, lick them.
Oh fuck, they just playedAramia.
God damn it.
Are you fucking serious?
I saw that coming, didn't I?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Dude Zeno I saw that coming two minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I'm gonna fucking fight all of you.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I love being able to talk shit to someone that wasn't
me.
You know what I?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
mean Bro, no way they fucking actually did play
Aramia.
We're gonna have to go back toswitch and be like I made the
joke about a ramiya and thenfucking two minutes later it
showed up and did you lose?
Played a fucking ramiya, notyet oh man, if you, if you lose
because of that, that's gonna bereally funny.
I've never been rooting for youto lose harder than than just
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for the fucking content oh, oh,he's gonna make the megazord.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Oh, he's making a megazord, you're fucked that's
gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
That's like where it's gonna come that's like
portalcraft's thing to make themegazord right uh, it's one of
two things what's the other one,the Ramia?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Um, a, uh, do a lot of puppets and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Um no.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
We have, like what 30 minutes to go.
Anybody got any cool things totalk about?
I'm out of ideas, even thoughit has been three weeks since we
last recorded a podcast oh dude, fishing's been fire.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, now there's no room by freezer for any actual
food?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
no big deal.
No big deal.
Beat the ramiya, saw it coming,locked it down, got the win we
should tell Switch to come inhere.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I should have told Switch to come in here for the
joke and be like see that, Ramia, and then he just leaves.
And then two minutes later itshowed up and you'd be like is
this guy playing me?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
He'd probably be like the Ramia's coming man See that
coming from a mile away.
What?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
prompted you and Switch to play Helldivers today.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Which Steady was downloading it back.
And again I was like fuck it.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
He said I'm feeling democratic today.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
That's all I need to hear.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
That is the best song Makes your dick hard.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
It does, Sometimes terminates.
You just gotta die.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
But now it's the Illuminate.
They turned all of our soldiersin its off.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
I'm gonna illumine your fucking ball, your single
ball, uh huh, oh, this personjust quit immediately they saw
your fucking Ramia yeah, theysaw that Ramia coming and they
were like no, not fucking withthat they were like you're
playing swordcraft though, buthow'd that Ramia get there?
Uh, they were also playingSwordcraft, though, but how'd
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that Ramya get there?
They were also playingSwordcraft.
Maybe they were like nope, Iain't playing that fucking
mirror match.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Fuck this shit.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Oh, that makes sense why they wouldn't want to play
that I hate that Ramya, thatRamya though that Ramya.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Battle for Super Earth commemorative cape, as was
released in the last uh uhpatch of helldivers are you
about to say you hate it?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
yeah, I forgot, I forgot enough.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Brain jumped to a completely different topic and
forgot that that other thoughthad even existed.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
That's fair man.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
You know how that is.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
What you got going on this week.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Nothing too exciting.
I'm going to go see two kittenstomorrow because a friend got
new kittens.
Aww, you going to take one ofthem home.
Gonna go see two kittenstomorrow because a friend got
new kittens.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Aww, you gonna take one of them home.
No Damn.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
How are your cats doing?
Speaker 4 (38:07):
They're doing okay when I visit them.
They didn't like the fact thatI gave them flea medication when
I went to go visit them.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Naturally, Can't imagine that they would.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Yeah, so nothing too fun or exciting in my life.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
I'll be honest Does your parents cat still hate you?
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yeah, she hates me with a fucking passion, for
whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
So bizarre this guy fucking sucks.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
She's just like this guy.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Fuck this guy Fuck this pussy ass bitch.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
It was basically day one when I came back to michigan
after my divorce.
That cat was like fuck thisdude, but he's like every fiber
of my being smells like bitch inhere now.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Was he there when you moved.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
No, they got her when I was living in Texas, I think.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
It would have been even funnier if she had known
you and then just fucking hatedyou.
When you came back I smellfucking bitch.
Get those stinky ass shoes outmy house.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
My cats love my stinky ass shoes.
That's wild, it is.
It's a wild shit in the world.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Your stinky ass shoes are like almost a CDC fucking
problem.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
If it ain't raining, gotta put them outside.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I remember you took your shoe off in my car didn't
you take your shoes off in mycar?
No, I took a shoe off in yourcar yeah, and threw it on my
face, but like I knew that yourshoe was off well before, it
ended up in my face that's awfulwas Dusty in the car with us
and she like screamed what areyou trying to do?
kill us cause they took Berkey'sshoes off, or something.
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Was Dusty in the car with usand she screamed what are you
trying to do?
Kill us Because they tookBerkey's shoes off, or something
.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
That's pretty fantastic, stinky.
Oh, e I have your fuckingpapers for the Church of the
Latter Day.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Dude Hell yeah, so you're officially a dude-ist
priest now I just got to meet upwith you to give you your
papers at some point.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Well, you're gonna be moving in the area at some
point.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Don't know exactly when, because Gasto has to find
a job.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Do be like that.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
So we're gonna kind of stay here and slowly move
things over there and,understandable, at some point,
at some point I'll haveeverything gone, but I don't
know how long that's gonna be.
Hopefully not too long.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Hopefully, not too long are you gonna do the pods
again or are you thinking we tryto make like multiple trips
with Do?
You have a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I do have a lot of stuff, probably just get a
moving van and just packeverything into it, because for
the big stuff that's pretty muchwhat it's going to be.
And then I'm thinking more orless, I'm going to be making
weekend trips every so often upthere.
I probably just bring a bunchof shit whenever I come there
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over the weekends so thatthere's not as much shit to take
the final day.
Like, the goal is to, you know,like get as much stuff over as
possible, like all of our boardgames.
I'll probably just bring thoseover one weekend because I've
already packed all them thatstuff up in a way.
Uh, pretty soon, murky, I'mgonna have to stop doing my
(41:41):
pokemon redeems so that, like, Idon't have to sort through my
cards constantly because, uh, Ijust always have a pile of stuff
that I still need to go throughjust in front of me and then a
pile of stuff that I probablyshould put in a binder as well.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
but we'll see, we'll see you want me to redeem as
many Pokemon cards as I can, soyou don't have to pack them.
Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
don't do that, don't do that please don't do that.
I'm gonna take them out of myfucking store, dude, or my point
shop or whatever the fuck youcall it yeah, good call.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I'll have to go back to sound alerts.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I guess you'll just die here for long periods of
time yeah, that one's like on afour hour cool down, so it's
like once in a stream that Iwon't be able to hear.
He's like once in a stream thatI won't be able to hear he's
like I'll find a way.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
I'll find a way, or you can just be like Zeno and
just reject everything becauseyou don't want to what.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I don't reject everything you rejected well,
yeah, because you guys saywanted me to say some vile shit,
kind of like that.
You said that Because you guyswanted me to say some vile shit.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Oh yeah, I was going to suck his pee-pee, Kind of
like that.
I mean, you said that, you saidthat though.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, but it's like it got worse from there.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Or the worst was.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, what was the worst one that you were supposed
to say?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yeah, you wanted me to say some vile shit.
For sure it wouldn't surpriseme but I don't remember Wafu
Mokai.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Wafu Mokai.
That is me, as Iron Fist it is.
That is the thing that I didCheck out my voice acting page.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yes, yes, man, my goose might be cooked over here,
boys.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
You getting fucked up again.
Do what you getting fucked upagain.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I'm getting fucked up .
Yeah, just like that.
Oh, do what?
Get fucked up again.
I'm getting fucked up Boom.
Yeah, just like that.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I'm just going through the sound alerts and
just seeing if there's anythingnew and stuff.
What is this Brain rot cat?
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
That makes sense.
Checks that, checks out, checksout.
Baja hank, oh, did you guys seethat, uh, bloomhouse now owns
the saw franchise.
Who do what?
What bloomhouse?
The people that made the movieslike get out and five nights at
freddy they now own the Sawfranchise.
Really, really, really.
They bought it today.
What are they going to do withthat?
What the fuck am I?
(44:44):
I know probably milk it for allit's worth.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I mean fair, Do you?
Speaker 3 (44:50):
see that marathon got delayed.
We should sell Nicolas Cageguys.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
You mean Nipolis Cage ?
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Nipolis Cage, yeah, but also Nicolas Cage.
I think we should sell him,guys.
You mean Nipolis Cage?
Nipolis Cage, yeah, but alsoNicholas Cage.
I think we should sell him too.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
We could do that.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I think we could convince him that we own him and
he would let us sell him.
Oh, okay, yeah, you're right.
Maybe we shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
You're good, you're good.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
In court.
So you are human trafficking.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
No, you just say we can convince him that we, that
we own him and we can sell himyeah, that's pretty
disrespectful to say onjuneteenth huh yeah, yeah, yeah
it is sometimes you say thingsbefore you think about them.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
You know murky understands.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
He does it all the time okay, andrew tate, anyways
andrew tate jesus, this is howadhd after dark gets cancelled
zeno is an alpha dude I made akkk joke earlier, I see him do
this fucking weird hand synergything all the time.
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
He finally called it out, finally called it out,
finally called you out Xeno,you're fucking, you're stuck now
.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
You're fucking stuck cancelled.
Nobody go watch Xeno's streamever again.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Well, seeing as he doesn't stream, I guess that's a
fair thing to do.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
He streams for me in private Sometimes.
You don't know when you'restreaming because I hack your
webcam.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Oh no, that's how I know how long your penis is.
You know that I whip my dickout all the time while sitting
at my computer.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
How do you think you leveled those pictures in your
house.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
You use your penis as a straight zito's a sick
disgusting pervert man and hejust goes into vr drive-thru
fucking simulations with hisdick out in irl and he just
talks shit to the fake VRworkers while he's doing it.
It's the most fucked up weirdpervert shit I've ever seen in
(47:01):
my life I was there.
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Sounds like something you found on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
He's like I'll take a big and nasty.
A big and nasty.
That's not where I found it.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Where'd you find it?
It's right off the top of thehead actually.
It's from if anything, it wasfrom minecraft.
Stream last night from legendsof adventure is not sponsored,
uh mikey was really getting intoit mikey was trying to protect
all the llamas from the sickperverted llama molester guy and
he made it very well known thathe, the guy was a pervert the
(47:37):
llama molester guy.
Yeah, wow that is what I said,at least we come up with names
for our super villains and thenhis twin, richie, is just like
mining fucking a thousand feetdown into this fucking hole,
this big ass staircase he's justmade.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Sounds like Minecraft .
Do you guys hole this big assstaircase?
He's just made.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
That does sound like.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Minecraft, Do you guys see?
Marathon got delayedindefinitely.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yeah, you said that like 10 minutes ago I saw one of
you guys posted that.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah, I was reading articles about it and they were
like yeah.
So after the closed alpha test,we realized that there's a lot
more work that we need to do tobring a quality game to you guys
oh really, what's it gonna take?
Not stealing art from some guyon twitter I don't even think it
was that what it's gonnafucking take.
I don't even think it was justthat.
I think it was the fact thatthey, they're missing the mark
(48:29):
with that.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
It's a fucking bad game, because bungie doesn't
know what the fuck they're doinganymore and Sony's like
strangling them by the clitorisso hard that they can't move.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I mean to be fair.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I mean yeah, sony should Sony should.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Sony should actually probably step in and take
creative direction at this point, because that was kind of their
deal.
That was kind of their dealwith Bungie.
They've been letting Bungie run.
They've given Bungie a lot ofleash.
They've been letting Bungie run.
They've given.
Bungie a lot of leash.
They've given Bungie a lot ofleash, a lot more than they
should have, and I think Bungieneeds to have that leash pulled
(49:06):
at this point Because that'swithin Sony's right to do and
they are not.
I hope the next expansion ofDestiny is good, otherwise it's
probably the downfall you'renever gonna see.
Marathon release first off yeah, and it's never gonna happen
and you might quite honestly seethe death death of destiny if
(49:29):
the next expansion is a absolutebomb like not a good bomb.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
I don't foresee it being very great, unfortunately.
Like I'm, I try to be a destinyoptimist because I really like
the game, but but you agree withme that, like the next
expansion is absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
It's not looking good for the franchise yeah, I could
, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
So I mean especially if they're like they're making
two expansions a year.
So I don't know if they'verevealed a price point for the
expansions yet, but likenobody's gonna want to spend 60
twice a year for half of a gamewelcome to fucking curse of
osiris.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
That's how that shit was was.
I don't know if it was a full$60.
How much did he charge for,like Curse of Osiris?
And what was it?
The Warmind shit when it firstlaunched.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
I remember I didn't play Curse when it came out.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Was that part of a bundle deal?
Speaker 3 (50:32):
I had played up to what you call it Forsaken, and
then I stopped playing untilBeyond Light.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
It was originally available for purchase for
$19.99.
And that came with Wait, hangon, nope, hang on, nope, hang on
.
Is this the soundtrack?
I clicked a picture and it gaveme the soundtrack.
Nope, nope, nope, this is theactual game.
(51:09):
So $19.99, so $20.
Which they probably charged $30for a campaign of that size
today, just because of how themarket has severely shifted in
the last couple of years.
Yeah, but they're going to tryto get as much as they want out
(51:29):
of it, so I'd say $40.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
I could see that.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
How much are they charging for the new one that's
releasing here soon?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
When does it release?
Speaker 3 (51:40):
August something.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
They haven't put pre-orders up for it.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
I think they have.
I just haven't.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
What's it called I?
Speaker 3 (51:50):
don't remember Right of the Nine or something like
that Edge of Fate, that's right$40.
Yeah, that sounds about rightLook at that fucking autism
analysis.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Fucking right on the money, yeah, so twice a year for
$40.
So I hope it's.
I hope it's decent.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
I'm gonna rely on you to tell me if it is we'll see.
I'm not super optimistic aboutit, but I am gonna buy it.
I'm gonna play it anyways.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
I'm gonna play you.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
Okay, I'm gonna rosin up my bow and fucking play your
dick.
Play my fiddle.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I'm gonna play you.
Okay, I'm gonna rosin up my bowand fucking play your dick.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Play my fiddle.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
I'm gonna play your dick.
You get some fucking seriousass.
Like brush.
Like brush burns If you uhcarpet burns.
If you fucking took a bow tothe dick that had a lot of rosin
on it yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
I don't think I would enjoy that very much.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
It'd grip that sucker and light it on fire like a
twig.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Uh-huh, you're right about that.
Well, I don't have anythingelse to do, your fucking.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
Xeno's falling asleep over here.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
I'm thinking about the Bosco sticks.
I'm going to stick in the ovenas soon as we stop this.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
The what sticks.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Bosco sticks.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
What are those French ?
Speaker 4 (53:26):
sticks with cheese on them.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
Ah, thanks for the clarification.
Fucking mint.
They do be good they besmacking I'm going to smack you
With my penis that's not verynice alright well fuck it.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
I'm just gonna end this fucking episode now, cause
I'm out of stuff to talk aboutman.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Well, penis smack and I'll send you on your way penis
, little penis, and send you onyour way.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
I'm gonna smack you on your way.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yeah, I'm going to smash his penis.
Okay, all right.
Closing.
You close the episode.
I say goodbye.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
Zeno's got an STD.
Goodbye everybody.
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