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Our adventurers set off on their quest to find the hero Ludwig. He hasn't been seen in twenty years but Old Honey Paws, the king of the bearfolk, might have some information that can point the group in the right direction. However, the night is dark and full of terrors and things are about to take a turn for the worse. 

This week on Adventure Public Radio, Syph learns the ways of Northern hospitality, ancient blood feuds, and what it takes to be cool. Hint, It's big and Hairy. Kaarle comes face to face with an albino death weasel. Yes, an actual albino death weasel! And Bastion answers the age-old question, can you ever have too many muffins? Get ready for a rootin' tootin' episode!

Is Fimbulwinter upon us? Not if Hot Kaarle has anything to say about it. This week on APR, the boys learn that Ragnarok may be all but certain after a tussle with a foul servant of Chernobog, the vile Bearalope. Honestly, we don't even make this stuff up...or do we? Oh and we finally meet the King of the Bears, Old Honey Paws. Yay, story progression!

Fire Breathing Dragons and hordes of ravenous, brain devouring undead...are not in this episode, but that would have been cool, though. Instead, on this week's episode of APR we do a deep dive on the physical anatomy of birds and debate whether a Birdman has nipples or not. Do they? Tune in to find out. 

This week in Adventures in Babysitting, Bastion learns about the magic of parenthood, Syph learns there is no problem a pile of gold can't fix, and Kaarle learns that spells are a lot more effective if you can actually manage to hit someone with them. Also, someone may or may not tragically defecate themselves to death. Huzzah!

Get ready for the most gripping episode of APR yet, after slaying a werewolf in truly disgusting fashion the boys spend the whole episode taking baths and haggling over the prices of wine and cheese. For fans of Pawn stars, good deals, and those with nothing better do with their lives expect audio gold. You're Welcome!

This week on APR, the boys start their new careers as private investigators and try to crack the case of The Lifted Lute. Roadblocks and red herrings aplenty as they narrow in on the culprit. Also, we are introduced to possibly the most annoying and frustrating NPC ever created. Do yourselves a favor and just skip ahead a few minutes when you get to Ol' Squntin' Quentin, you'll thank us later!

In this episode of 'Not-So-Hot Kaarle', Kaarle gets out wizarded by a globetrotting fancy man named Caspian in a no-holds-barred, below deck, swashbuckling brawl that would give any self-respecting pirate many good jollies. Fortunately, Bastion and Syph are around to pick up the slack. Arg!

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The Dark Lord is here or so says his minion, over and over and over again but can we really trust in someone who has such unfortunate taste in tattoos? In this episode of APR, we learn that there are grand and dark machinations at work in the world of Midgard and our heroes are smack dab in the middle of it. Darn, peril is so boring.

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Syph is a piece of trash and an idiot and apparently really, really bad at being a thief, but boy is he great at taking advantage and swindling old people that quite possibly are suffering from severe dementia. Hey, no one said he was a good guy.  In this episode of APR, we learn that crime pays even if you suck at it.

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This week on APR the boys finally make it to the Isle of Berserkers, the last known whereabouts of Ludwig. Before they even set their feet on the shores they find out that the isle is known to be unwelcoming to any non-humans. How will our furry and feathery friends handle this new world? Tune in to find out!

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The group has been holding their own against Grotur, The Cold and his underlings, but how will they fair with incoming ballista fire from the sea? Even if they survive this surprise assault they still have yet to find a way to un-curse Ludwig. Will Syph be smashed? Will Bastion be bashed? Will Kaarle be kaput? Find out now!

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With Ludwig defrosted our heroes must plan their next moves, fulfill their promise to Solveig, and make some hard decisions about their future together after returning to Bjeornheim. Will they continue to adventure together after Bjeornheim? Or is this the last ride of the newly acquired ship? Find out now!

Our adventurers survived their underwater expedition and now get to see what they risked their lives to aquire. Will it be gold? Jewels? Magic Items? Just some waterlogged garbage? After that, it is full steam ahead to Bjeornheim and a date with the big bad himself, Michael Axesmall. Will they make it to Bjeornheim? Will they be able to track down the evil Axesmall? What's in the box!? Find out now!

It has all come to this, a showdown with the big bad evil guy, Michael Axesmall. How will they handle their most ferocious foe yet? Will Kaarle carry out his usual intestine-based-attack-magic? Will Syph stab where the sun don't shine? Will Bastion just start bashing? Or will our heroes fall to this tiny, but mighty foe? Find out now!

After our heroes' fateful encounter with the nefarious Michael Axesmall they find themselves in jail. Syph, ever the rapscallion, has already begun his daring escape. We join Syph now in medias res... Will Syph make it to freedom? Or will he be apprehended by the friendly, but ferocious, bearfolk guards? Find out now!

After clearing their names and letting the powers that be know that a Jotun Giant invasion was mere months away our heroes start to prep Bjeornheim for war. We rejoin our heroes moments before a barroom brawl breaks out. Will our heroes be thrown in jail again after Syph commits several more murders? Will Bastion be able to find a peaceful solution? Will Kaarle ever get his very, very evil book back? Find out now!