Harmonious Harlots

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We may not be honor students, but we are women of wisdom, wine, and wildly off-topic rambles. 💃🏼🍷

This week, your favorite harlots got a little harmonious about the things we didn’t care enough about in school and the adult-ed classes we deserve now. Think: zero tests, zero grades, and absolutely no homework. Just learning, laughing, and sipping a cab sav while discussing the French Revolution and how to set boundaries.

Here’s what’s inside the episode:

🧠 Sip & Learn: Cort’s brother-in-law hit her with a surprise history quiz and she flopped HARD. So naturally, she phoned a friend (aka Des) and turned the whole thing into a podcast segment. Turns out, Des was hiding some brainy brilliance. Nerd alert.

📚 TikTok University: Cort’s algorithm has convinced her to start a new hobby. Des tries to guess what it is, and let’s just say it’s very Cort. Get ready for a new talent reveal soon(ish).

🎤 Des in Donnelly: A weekend getaway filled with singing, dancing, karaoke…aka Des’s actual nightmare. She spectated like a champ while the rest of the family went full Broadway. Meanwhile, her mother-in-law crushed it at ping pong like she’s training for the Olympics.

👶🏼 Big Baby Energy: Des’s fam welcomed a 10.2 lb baby niece, and we’re obsessed. All the cheeks. All the squish. A princess from day one.

And as always, the episode is sprinkled with unhinged detours, deep thoughts, and a dash of wisdom from your two favorite podcast aunties.

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