I’m Not A Bad Friend, I’m a Dad Friend

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We’re not bad friends, we’re efficient friends. The show-up-when-it-matters, no-fluff, no daily check-ins or long mushy texts, but we’ll absolutely show up when it counts. Need a ride? We’re there. Need a hype woman? Done. Need to emotionally unpack? Don’t do it too often.

This week’s lineup of hot chaos includes:

🚗 Cort’s Peaceful Era (Unless She’s Driving): She’s evolved into a calm, grounded woman… unless you’re going under the speed limit. Then it’s full “GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE” energy.

🗣️ Des’s Sunday Soap Opera: Just a casual Sunday until a guy jumps out of a truck yelling “F you, John!” to his buddy in the driver’s seat. Instant drama. Was it a fight? A breakup? We may never know.

📍 Des vs. The Neighbor (Again): She found the pin that marks the property line (yay!). But she’s still mad at her passive-aggressive pen pal next door.

🚱 Cort’s Well Is Unwell: Broken. Again. No water. For the third time in 10 months. She will be unwell if this happens again.

🕒 Treasure Valley Time Warp: Born and raised here, so in our minds? Everything’s 45 minutes away. Boise to Mountain Home? 45. Boise to Nampa, Eagle, Caldwell? Also 45. Totally inaccurate and causing us to be late.

And as always, other slightly unhinged ramblings, friendship banter, and moments that’ll make you laugh-snort in public. You’ve been warned.

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