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Buckle up, besties—this episode is a ride. 🎢 First up, we need to talk about 1923 and how Spencer is STILL trying to get back to the ranch. Like, sir… we know it’s the early 1900s, but even a homing pigeon would’ve made it by now. 🦅⏳

Then, we dive into the chaos that is Lori Vallow’s latest interview, where she fully doubled down on her delusions. The audacity? Unmatched. The detachment from reality? Astronomical. 🚀🤯

Cort shares some true crime level drama from her own neighborhood, and somehow, she wasn’t the first one to call the cops?! Who even is she anymore?! 🚔😳

We also discuss how a mom’s entire emotional state depends on how well her kids are vibing, while dudes just need their wife to be thriving and they’re good. 🤷‍♀️ The difference is staggering.

Then, we asked the internet: What’s the weirdest thing someone has ever casually said to you as if it were totally normal? The responses? A masterpiece of unhinged storytelling. 🎭

• A stranger once told Cort her 4-month-old was an Indigo Child. 🧐🔮 Cool cool cool, gonna go Google if we need to start a cult now.
• A guy with a needle in his arm swore he had diabetes and had to inject directly into the vein. Uh, sir… that’s not insulin, that’s LIEABETES. 🚩💉
• Someone PAID to smell a used cast. 🤢💰 Times are tough, but dang.

Oh, and let’s not forget the inspirational moment of the episode, an older colleague of ours just got a tattoo that says "Til’ You Can’t," and honestly, it’s the best motto we’ve heard in a while. (Even if she’s planning on jumping out of planes until gravity tells her otherwise. 😵✈️)

And finally, those lifestyle coaches who claim they can turn 24 hours into three days? What is this, Hogwarts? 🎩✨ Des and Cort could NEVER be coach girlies. We don’t take orders, we barely take suggestions. 💁‍♀️

All this and so much more—so grab your earbuds, your beverage of choice, and prepare to feel better about your own life choices. 😂🎧

#lieabetes #whatintheactual #spencerpleasegethome #momlife #wecallbs #podcastchaos #adventuresofdesandcort

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