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Old Man Energy has officially entered the chat… and it’s wearing readers 👓, yelling “HUHHH?” at full volume, and making sure we stretch before walking briskly 🧍‍♀️‍➡️🧍‍♀️💨.

We’re recapping our Bingo event 🎉 (shoutout to all the Besties that showed up 💕), plus another event where Des won a prize 🏆 but immediately went into full panic mode at the idea of attention 😳. She tried to pawn the prize off on Cort (❌ denied), then smoothly talked our boss into claiming it 🫣.

Meanwhile, Cort discovered she has full-blown Grandpa Energy🧓… couldn’t hear anything 🔊❌, told Des to “just claim the prize already,” and was dropping “huh?!” every 5 minutes like it was her job 🤷‍♀️.

We had digital dinosaur moments🦕: calling over a random teen thinking it was Des’s son (it was not 🙈), and wrestling with a photo booth like it required a NASA login 🚀📸.

We also learned:

- Des had a full-on 4th grade crush on her bus driver 🚌 and swears he was singing Toni Braxton 🎶 just for her.  

- Cort has never done a full cartwheel 🤸‍♀️ and has no plans to start now. At this age, cartwheels require prep, prayers 🙏, and a chiropractor on speed dial ☎️.

Plug in, press play ▶️, and join us for the chaos. It’s giving joint pain, awkward moments, and nostalgic crushes 🦴💘.

So grab your heating pad🔥, turn up the volume📢, and come laugh with us until it hurts (in a good way) 😂.

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