🚨 YIKES! 🚨The only word that truly captures this week’s absolute mess.
First up: battling insurance for the 4th time like it’s the Hunger Games except instead of a bow and arrow, we have a 3-hour hold time and a slowly dying will to live. 🎯📞🙃
Then, being exposed by the kids because they repeat things we probably shouldn’t have said to them. Who knew that your mom tells you she will “Donkey Punch” you wasn’t appropriate to mention to a Vice Principal?🤷♀️
We’re also launching a campaign to bring yikes back, because sometimes it’s the only response. Like Des’s algorithm serving her a lady who heals people via video (are our backs supposed to feel better or is it a scam?) and a man proudly declaring his new alpha move is… not wiping.🚽💀 Adn these people have so many followers! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
Meanwhile, Cort keeps Des’s algorithm feral by sending the most unhinged reels. Oh, and we have a new talent: panicking so hard we try plugging the female end of a cord into the wall. 🔌🤦♀️
And SO MUCH MORE. Buckle up. 🎧🍸
#yikes #sendhelp #whatislife #girlmath #podcastchaos #unhinged #adventuresofdesandcort
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