Kristyn Green - Comedy, TV, Craft Beer & Sci-Fi with Halifax's Funniest Host - Afternoon Pint

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Speaker 2 (00:04):
just uh talk for a second hello my name is
christian green and I'm excitedto be here today oh my jesus,
okay, I just did carrots andpeas carrots and peas.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Carrots and peas carrots and peas, but that works
too I know you gotta take thetime.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Anytime you have the opportunity to improvise your
own song, you gotta take it.
You take it.
You've got to take that 100%.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
We did a Christmas song you did we did.
You should listen to ourChristmas special.
You should listen to ourChristmas song.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Why would I?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
listen to it when you're here and you can sing it
to me right now.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's not going to happen.
No, we have guitar andauto-tune.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cheers, cheers welcome to the
afternoon fight.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm mike tobin, I am matt conrad.
And who do you have with ustoday?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'm kristin green kristin green.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, so, kristin, kristin, kristin, our paths have
somewhat crossed over a littlebit of time here, but we haven't
actually met the most hall offamous person in halifax,
according to the coast magazinethere in 2024.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, that was last year, is that?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
right, yeah, she was nominated for Hall of Famous
Best Actor, but you won gold forcomedian.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I did, I did do that crazy thing that you just said.
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Amazing.
Thank you, that's one levelabove us.
We only got silver, so we gotsilver podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, but how long have you guys been doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
A year Well there you go, there you go, maybe, not a
year, maybe a year and a halfTwo and a half years or
something like that.
No, it's a year and a half westarted in.
You didn't count the workbeforehand, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
We started in July.
Well, yeah, there's no way ofknowing.
I.
Congratulations on gold.
That's huge Thank you.
That is very kind.
It's been.
It actually was crazy becauseit was like that one was one
where I literally remember whenI started doing standup in like
2016 and the Coast was comingout and I remember it being that

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best comic and I was just likeand I was just like literally
remember this 2016 Christmas,being like, oh my gosh, what if
it was?
That was you one day.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
And then I friggin' said it and arguably it's a good
feat.
There's a lot more comics inHalifax now than there was even
10 years ago.
Oh my gosh, there's so many andI have to say on top of that is
that.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
What means a lot to me is that I haven't really been
doing a lot of stand-up, andthere are a few reasons for that
, um, but I so, so I haven'teven been able to explore my
comedy like through stand up ina while, but like my hosting,
which is something I do, yeah,uh.
Now I like host uh burlesque anddrag shows and I and I'm yes,

(02:35):
and I love being like comedicthrough that, so it just means a
lot to me that someone thoughtbest comic and like you just did
the new year's eve thing down.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, I did, yeah, I did, yeah, I did.
That's pretty awesome, that'spretty fun, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
That was my second time doing that and that was
like uh, that's a wild one, likethe way I explain it to people,
or it's like I either host liveevents or I host television,
but that is the one thing whereit's like both of them at the
same time and it does hurt mybrain like it is so such a weird
thing, because you're trying toget people like energetic and

(03:08):
be like, wow, yeah, we're here.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
But then you also know it's so epic cold like it
was so bad after the first one.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Last one wasn't as bad as the first one after the
first one, like I went home andI went right in the tub like
cranked the boiling heat in thetub had a bottle of champagne.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
It was just like.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'm like cranked the boiling heat in the tub had a
bottle of champagne.
It was just like it was like,ah, anyway, the happy new year
or whatever, but no, it was.
It was warmer this year.
But it's just like a weirdfunny, like someone's in your
ear too and talking and tellingyou to do stuff, and then like.
So even there was this one partin the show where I went down
and I interviewed somebody, thissweetheart, her name was Blair,

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and she was like in the frontrow and I was starting to
interview her and then all of asudden, my mic and the thing in
my ear were having a frequencything or like being like okay
like interfering.
So I'm trying to talk to her andand on national live television
, and then meanwhile in the earis just going oh my gosh.

(04:07):
And I have to act like I'm nothearing that and still be like
oh and so, blair, what do youthink?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
What do you think about that noise in my ear?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, exactly Did you see, what is it Kristen?
What's the comedian there thatdid the New Year's Eve on CNN
there this year?
She said some wild stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Whitney Cummings.
We're talking Whitney Cummings.
Whitney's one of my favorite,favorite like she's great.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Whitney Cummings.
She's awesome.
She's been a comic for likeshe's been around for a while 15
, 20 years easy.
Yeah, she had a TV show thatkind of flopped.
I liked it but it flopped.
But uh, she, she, yeah, likeshe's a.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
She was seeing how much you could get away with
saying on cnn oh and it wascrazy, oh, really it was awesome
yeah, so just go listen to thatclip if you get a chance.
Yeah, just go just go whitneycummings and like she has all
the stuff posted, like all thethings like on there.
Okay, you definitely need tocheck it out.
She's she's good, she, she'scoming here in.
August.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
No way.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
She's coming with Bert Kreischer, oh cool.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
No way.
Well, that'd be fun to see.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, we also need to get them on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I would love to have all those guys on the show.
You would have to.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh yeah, Bert would be fun to have a beer with I
imagine.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Bert is one of my favorites.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
We're at Garrison.
Yeah, we're at the OxfordTavern.
Oxford Tavern, great spot.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
This episode's coming out in February.
Yes, february, the first weekof February, I believe.
But I'm doing a dry Januarybecause I'm having.
Well, I'm trying to get healthybecause I'm getting a little
chunky around the midsection andI have hernia surgery next week
.
Yeah, I'm getting my hernias.
Do you know how that is?
No, next week, yeah, getting myhernias, like, do you know how

(05:45):
that is?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Um, no, no it's not cool, it's not think of like.
It's like he has an alien inhis belly.
Really, it's like that.
Is it bad?
I'll show you the video.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I'm actually going to put it up on the Instagram page
here, but maybe when your videocomes.
I was having a lot of fun.
I got an ultrasound.
They showed the little thingmoving around like an alien in
there.
It's crazy, wow.
But a hernia is when your gutkind of pops out of your
abdominal wall?
No way, and it comes fromlifting stuff or being generally
weak.
One of the two, I won't saywhich one, it is A little bit of

(06:14):
both, maybe a little both.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
No way.
Well, thank you for sharingthat medical condition that you
have.
You feel comfortable to say Ihave my first hemorrhoid.
Oh, wow, yeah, that's not fun.
It's not fun.
That's how I entered 2025 myvery first time.
No way, what's happening that's?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
like, like an aging milestone, it's just like your
first hemorrhoid you never hadone, you never held, are you?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
39.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, that's wild yeah no, I did and I came out
and then I was like to myhusband, I was just like, so I
think that I have my first.
He was like oh God, and he justlike immediately ran and got me
some medication and stuff.
So that was really nice.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Awesome Preparation age.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, preparation age All right, so sorry.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Sponsor of the show.
Should we still say we're atgarrison?
Brewing so we're at garrisonbrewing um, you guys had a.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
You are interesting.
This is your idea, your littleconcoction here.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Thank you so much so, oh my gosh, thank you.
So I I really like flavorfulbeers, like I don't like my
husband's, like pilsner only youknow what I mean like I always
love like really hoppy, or Ilove like fruity or like
whatever.
Um, so I usually go for ipas,but I also feel like a full ipa
sometimes gets me a little bittoo drunk and so um, but I also

(07:29):
feel like a fruit drink,sometimes too fruity.
So then I found out, if youcombine like half of a ipa with
half like a fruity kind of abeer, then it makes this like
lightly fruity, hoppy, easydrinking this is a good
combination, though, thank you,so this is my.
This is the one like.
I only drink this here.
When I come to garrison I gethalf little juicy, half georgia

(07:51):
peach.
If I want to be silly, thenI'll do half um double ipa like
the juicy.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
They were like.
They were like no, they werelike beer cocktail and I'm like
beer cocktail.
I didn't know that was a thing,but I guess that's a thing, no
way, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, I thought that they were going to be like
Christian, because now when Icome, I've been to here a few
times and then they're like oh,you, like, oh.
I remember this order and I'mlike it's really good you should
try it Really good.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
The Georgia peach matches well with the juicy.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I love the Georgia peach beer.
It actually does work.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
And I like the juicy.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
So I can't see it going wrong, Honestly it works,
it works, it really does work.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Like you can miss it a couple times, right, Like the
peach does actually match wellwith the juicy, Like if you were
to put something else in there,I find that you know it can be
thrown off, Like, and you throwsome fruit in there, it can
really throw it off, oh yeah,Because you'll get like this
weird bitterness with some fruitflavor and it's blah blah.

(08:52):
The Georgia peach works wellwith this.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Thank you, it does, it does.
My other best example is fromGood Robot.
I'll do half their jalapeno andhalf, and this is my best
example.
Actually, like you can't justdo any IPA, I can't do jalapeno
and creature feature, becausethat's like a fruity IPA, that's
too much so I have to pick,like a bitter IPA to go with
that jalapeno.
So you're right.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
There is like more science to all this.
I bet you, if you got like, ifyou got an IPA that has like
those nice like pineappleflavors, that would go well with
the jalapeno.
Oh my God, that's sick, becauseI'm thinking like you know what
that's awesome.
I like pizza.
I know people get pineapple onpizzas, but I like pineapple
pizza.
I like bacon, pineapple andjalapenos.

(09:38):
Because you get salty, sweetand spicy.
It's like flavor party in yourmouth pizza.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's the best.
Oh my gosh that sounds.
And spicy, yeah, it's likeflavor party in your mouth pizza
, oh my gosh that sounds like alittle too overstimulating for
me, maybe, but but I'm not.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
You're onto something here.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
These beer cocktail things are pretty cool ideas,
thank you, and it is like well,it is not even because people
say beer cocktail is like beerand juice and it's like.
I'm not doing that, I'm justcombining beers, two beers just
combining your beers togetherand they also have it.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
They also have their, the Garrison.
They were doing this for alittle while when they had their
raspberry, and they're notbrown.
You put them together and it'scalled the PBJ sandwich.
Pbj, okay, that's it.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
It was so good and that's actually what I was
thinking about, because, anyway,I've known of that before.
So there's actually a show onEastlink that I host called
Slancha.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
And I was only going to bring it up because it is
where.
Slancha.
Yeah, how do you say it Slancha?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Like Slancha, like cheers, it's cheers.
Oh, okay, in Gaelic.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Slancha, okay, great.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, I know it T-E.
So everybody's like Slainty andit's like no, no, no, Slainty.
Okay cool and anyway I hostthis show.
It's Snow Dog Productions.
My friend Holly is the one whoproduces it, but anyway we like
go and visit all of thesebreweries and I get to interview
people about like all thesebrewers and like all around the

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province and in PEI and stufflike that.
It's so awesome and I actuallyhave asked brewers like.
One of my favorite questions isbeing like are you okay with
people mixing your beer, becauseyou have this like idea in mind
, and then I'm just like kind offucking with it and I feel like
a lot of the time they're likeno, that's what beer is about.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's about expression .

Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's a good answer, and it was such a cool answer
and they're like like no, it'snot, we're not trying to
gatekeep this recipe or whatever.
Like you should explore, youshould do do whatever with it.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
So when does that show air like what times of year
, oh?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
my gosh.
I wish I knew this answer.
That's so embarrassing no,that's all right uh, I should
have known that at the top of myhead.
We've done the show itself.
Is has done, I think like eightseasons now wow, okay I've
hosted four of them, um, and soour next one.
I think it should be coming outin like spring Cool, but that's

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on East Link and that is.
It's so cool.
I just literally get to goaround to, like even just right
now I'm like okay, brewery onQuinn's, we went there.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Haven't done.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Garrison, yet, unfortunately, but like
Propeller, like just all of thebreweries and wineries.
And it's so, so it is amazing.
So I got excited when you guyswere talking about, like that
you talk about beer on your showtoo, because I'm like, I love
talking about beer like I getreally excited what's your
favorite style of beer?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
like we just say like what are you a seasonal person
you kind of stick with, like youalways have a favorite type so
great question.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
um, I'm usually just like go to IPA all the time,
like always an IPA, because Ilove a really hoppy, like hops
are my favorite thing, Just soyou know.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
he calls that the psychopath of beers.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
No way, why.
Why do you say that it's alsothat's the premier?
That's okay, it's okay, it'sour favorite, it's the premier.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
It's his favorite as well.
No way yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
It does, I think maybe because not a lot of
people can handle it.
You know what I mean.
Like, I have some friends wherethey're like oh, IPA, Like oh,
I can't oh.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Like.
You know what I mean, right,but I love it.
I love something that I want abeer that's going to punch me in
the fucking mouth.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Like that punches you and I don't know if you guys
are.
I know you are.
You're a Brooklyn Nine-Nine fan.
You a Brooklyn Nine-Nine fan.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I like watched it when it came out, but I haven't
really seen it ever since, Okayso there's a guy on there early
seasons, a guy named Teddy Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
He dates one of the main characters and he's a
Pilsner guy.
Oh my God.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
He's a Pilsner guy, you know what?
It's so funny because it's likehere's the thing I'm not going
to make fun of your husbandbecause I like Pilsners.
No, do it, do it, roast him.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I like Pilsners.
I do Like a good, good, goodCzech Pilsner is like I get real
nerdy sometimes.
I'm like do you guys have Zotzhops in there?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, yeah, it's not a real Czech Pilsner.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
And they were like, oh, just a second, we'll look it
up.
And they were like, oh yeah, itdoes have Zotz hops.
And I was like, oh, I'll try itthen, right.
So I get real nerdy becausegood, really good, czech
Pilsners are awesome a littlemore bland.
And so this character inBrooklyn Nine-Nine, everything
about this guy is boring, likeeverything about him, and like

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eventually like they don't, theydon't stay together, because
it's just kind of like he justeverything he talks about is
Pilsner's all the time, and it'sjust like it's so anyway, when
he said like oh, my husband's aPilsner, I immediately went to
this guy.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
It was so I will, I will.
I promise, my husband is notthis Pilsner guy.
He does have a Mohawk and he'spretty cool.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh well, okay, he's not completely boring.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
No, he's not completely.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
He's not completely.
He's not Teddy.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
But no, but also Pilsner.
You're right.
It's like I don't like the upwith IPAs.
You can mask it.
You can you can and then put inthe hops or whatever.
So it is like it's, you have somuch appreciation for it when

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it's like really good and youknow what's funny is all.
That being said, my favoritebeer right now is a Pilsner, but
here we are here we are do youguys like smokehouse?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
yeah, yeah, have you had their strawberry pilsner?
Yes, I did.
Actually.
It's amazing.
Uh, there was a christmasmarket on, uh, uh, anyway, north
end halifax.
It was a christmas market andmy wife and son and I stopped at
smokehouse and we went thereand we and I tried a flight and
I tried this strawberry pilsner.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's good it's fantastic and it's one that we
were like drinking in the summerbecause it was like, oh,
strawberry, that fits, and then.
But then it got colder andcolder.
It's like, no, I just want todrink this, I just want to drink
this.
And now, even when we go there,I'm off the IPAs there because
I'm so onto this strawberrypilsner.
It is so good.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Awesome.
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I just love beer, I love talking.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I could quite literally talk about beer all
the time.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, you should make a podcast about it.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, funny thing about that, we started on beer
but then it kind of went on atangent and then comes back to
beer and lands and then theplane just goes up and down.
Yeah, we talk about the guestsand then we talk about beer and
then talk about the guests and alittle bit of that.
Things like that.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, that's perfect.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
So yeah, okay, so you get to this awesome show on
Eastlink which talks about beer,but you do a couple things on
Eastlink.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I do Thank you for asking.
I also host a show Sorry, soSláinte.
I host that for Snow DogProductions which goes to
Eastlink, and then I have theshow Maritime Inc and Maritime
Inc.
I direct it, I write it, Iproduction.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
tattoo.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, oh, tattoo.
Yeah, so I didn't know you weredirecting in that.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yes, okay, I direct it and I write it and I
coordinate it, oh wow, and Ihost it and what's wild is like,
that's actually the show I'm inpre-production for right now,
and so it's just like.
That's why, when you wereasking my availability- and I
was like oh my God, I have, likeI have barely I mean, because I
you're just off with that somuch.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
No, no, that's that.
Then that's fair.
And, like I said, like you knowwhat, don't ever apologize for
making a living, right, yeah,that's awesome, but cause I
actually uh, well, it was kindof like, you know, going through
the whole creeping thing andeverything, yeah, um, for this
it uh, just for the episode,just for the episode just to be

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clear.
No, the uh.
No, you know what?
Actually, because I want todive down in, because you often
talk about 16 year old you, oh,I 2016.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Kristin was so just.
That was when my life changedforever like okay and so
literally like my okay evenfurther before that.
Okay, my whole life I've alwaysbeen like very entertained.
I've always been like an actorand like a and like entertaining
and I've always been like likeyou know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
We should start off that.
You are from like the middle ofnowhere.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yes, yes, oh, my god, I am.
I'm from, I'm from LowerKnoxford, new Brunswick.
Probably like 90 people livethere, but then the closest town
to us has like 600 people andanyway.
So it's just like in the middleof nowhere.
But at the same time, it's thiscommunity that like we were
really lucky that we had thisincredible like drama teacher

(17:58):
Weldon Matthews, who ended upteaching these other incredible
drama teachers like barb dingyand like um derek tracy and like
all these people so like thereare.
It's a weird little hub whereit's in the middle of nowhere
but there have been so manytalented people come out of this
region.
It's like my.
It is weird and it's likemyself.
My brother, tommy green, is ahuge musician, like he's a

(18:20):
headliner.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh my gosh, I'm reading the book right now.
The the revenge of the tippingpoint.
Malcolm gladwell, do you knowwho that is?
Yeah, so he did the tippingpoint, like so many years ago.
Now he's doing the revenge ofthe tipping point.
Okay, it's all about smallareas and things in the alchemy
in those areas that made certainplaces wow.
So when they think that there'sthat's just oh, it's just weird
, yeah, there's almost alwaysseems to be a hidden kind of

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alchemy there of what made thistown this way and those people
are that way.
But the thing is in these smalltowns like.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
All you really need is one person.
It's similar to like to sports.
You have, like the coachingtree, right.
You have the coaching tree ofsports.
You have one guy who's known asa great coach and then he
coaches his like assistantcoaches or coordinators and
stuff like that, and they comeup and eventually they get
really good at their job andthey leave to go become head
coaches somewhere else.
Yeah, and they look at thecoaching tree of like.

(19:09):
You know well this person who'snow like, and then it's like
next thing.
You know, you look, it's likewow, six head coaches in the nfl
all came from this one headcoach.
And it's like.
You look at the coaching tree,right.
So it can happen very easily ina small town.
Yeah, it takes one person right, who can?
inspire.
Six, ten, fifty.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
There's so many people and you know what like
it's like it's my, it's, it'slike me, my brother, um x, who,
in my opinion, is the best dragperformer in the city is also
from my hometown um sandy hunter.
Who's like the producer of twoshows that I've started now um
he is from my hometown and thecraziest is that Mike Allison,
who's the showrunner of thisHour, has 22 Minutes is also

(19:49):
from my hometown and it's likeyeah, I'm not.
There's this guy, clem McIntosh,who like he's like a crazy
actor and he's it's just like sowild actually, and to the point
where now actually we're intalks, being like we have to
create something all togetherand in our hometown that would
be cool.
Yeah, we're kind of talkingabout it.
Actually I should have askedSandy before now if I'm allowed

(20:13):
to talk about it or not, becauseactually I realized we are
chatting and we have some stuffand I'm not sure if I'm allowed
to talk about it?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Stuff is coming.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
And when it comes just let.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
We'll bring them all on the show and we'll do it with
everybody.
Oh, you're so sweet.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I really appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
You can be the Tom Holland of the Maritimes.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
They don't tell him anything.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, tom Holland Spider-Man.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Okay, so he's known through Marvel for the last 10
years or whatever, beingSpider-Man and everything.
He's known as the guy whoreveals things.
Right by accident In interviewsknown as the guy who reveals
things right in interviews andhe'll say something and he's
like oh, I don't think I'msupposed to say that.
So now, like he actually someof the later ones.
They were like yeah, theydidn't tell me until like last

(20:56):
minute that this was going tohappen, because they know that I
was going to say something, allright.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
So you have this hometown bunch of creatives that
are kind of concentrating thisvery small area.
How did you break out or findoh yeah, okay, thank you, thank
you.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
This is so, so helpful because it was like I
was I was always in drama andall the shit like that, but then
.
But then when you graduate highschool, it's just like oh, you
go to university, that's whatyou do, period period.
So, like I went to university,um, I got a ba in geography
because, and I was just like,and I and I almost dropped out a

(21:29):
couple times because I had arough time.
It wasn't who I was, but I keptforcing it and I kept, whatever
anyway.
So then I graduated and then Ispent like a year and a half or
like two years like not knowingwhat I was doing.
I was working as a harborhopper tour guide, okay, um, in
the summers, which was- sick.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I did that for like six years actually.
I don't like that for so long.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
But I was working at a catering company, the Canard
Center, oh yeah.
Yeah, it was just like anyway,anyway.
And but thank fuck, thank fuck,guys.
In 2016, like literally inJanuary, my brother, tommy,
called me and was like on aFriday maybe it was literally to
the day, cause this is friday,anyway, yeah and he was like,

(22:12):
hey, what are you doing sunday?
And I was like nothing, why?
And he was like I just bookedyou on a stand-up comedy show
and you have to wait fiveminutes.
And I was like oh, oh, fuck,okay, anyway.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Uh, pretty well actually it went good the first
time.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
It did go well, that's awesome I do have a
theory everybody who ever doesstand-up for the very first time
, their first time, will alwaysdo do well.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
First time is okay.
First time is always good.
First time is always goodbecause you have this charm.
It was the third time for me.
Did you say Mount St AllisonUniversity?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I'm from Mount Allison.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, I went to Mount Allison, Okay that was the
first place I bombed, I think.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
No way Shut up.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
It was there or Fuck.
I don't know the names ofplaces or things I just kind of
flow through life.
If it's a noun, he forgets Iwent to this university and I
had a joke where I was makingfun of myself, okay, but it
offended people and it wasn't abad.
I'm not gonna tell you itwasn't that funny, but uh, but

(23:02):
anyways, yeah, that was thefirst time I massively bombed my
crickets.
Yeah, yeah, it hurt and andthat's it.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
That was your third time that was my third time I
that, I'm not even joking youthis is my thing I go first time
, you will always do great.
Yeah, your second time, youwill not do well.
Your third time, you are theworst and then the fourth time,
you, you are okay again right,all right.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
So stop it too.
That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Stop it too, okay yeah yeah, stop it, stop at one,
stop at one, stop at one,because, yeah, it's hard and
soft.
Well, I think too is like allthose things about you, like
they're laughing at thenervousness and the awkwardness
and shit, probably the firsttime, right Like my hands were
shaking.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
You have a charm to you and like inability to
remember things.
I was reading my jokes off thepaper jokes yeah, probably
trembling hands and it probablyseems like it was a little stage
.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's even just like the first time you deliver a
joke is the best time because itsounds.
It's then when you getconfident with that terrible
joke, you're like that'sterrible, that's a shitty joke.
Why are you telling?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
everybody that yeah, exactly exactly, and you can
easily just if you soundrehearsed at all, people just
like don't, you don't soundbelievable, yeah I think and I
don't know if we've talked aboutthis before, but I honestly
think that people don't realizehow hard stand-up comedy is oh
my god, it's, it's.
You know, they think like youknow, you can hang out with your
buddies and you can sit thereand you can make jokes and you

(24:17):
can, like you know, kind of feedoff each other and everyone's
sitting there laughing and allthat stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
But that doesn't translate on the stage, no, oh
my god, God, there's so manypeople who are like so many uh,
and let's say it, they're allyoung white boys actually, and
they're all like I could juststand up.
Yeah, I have this really funnyjoke about uh, no, sorry, I
could just stand up.
I have a funny story about thistime when I got drunk and then
I and because you all like thinkthat that's funny, but nobody

(24:50):
else is gonna find that funny,right, anyway?
oh yeah, so we started doingstand-up and then, and then from
that I was like, oh shit, okay,I gotta like maybe, maybe, I am
more of a performer.
So then from that I moved totoronto and I went to second
city okay to like learn aboutlike improv and writing, and
okay cool acting and sketchwriting and stuff like that.
Um, and then from that I waslike holy shit, um, because I

(25:11):
was trying to be a comedian fora while did you do something
with neptune last year?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
theater I saw you do some theater last year.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, I hosted the um .

Speaker 3 (25:18):
I did two things you did fringe, yeah, and I hosted.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
I hosted the, the very first burlesque festival.
Yeah, that's right too.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah, yeah that was, like actually probably my
favorite gig of the whole year.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
That was a yeah yeah, that was like actually probably
my favorite gig of the wholeyear that was a huge, like that
was a big thing.
And then I did the fringefestival, yeah, with my friend,
uh, greg puncher, we made thisshow called butt suckers what
was it about?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I saw the poster, but I have no idea what it's about.
I didn't go any further.
What was it?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I have to say it was all Greg's idea.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Greg came to me and he was like look, Kristen, I
have this idea for uh, for aplay, and essentially it's like
it's a breakup and and it'sreally tense and you don't know
why people are breaking up andall this stuff.
And then it and then it kind ofteases about maybe some.
You think it's butt stuff andlike it's teased like that and
all this stuff and like and allthis stuff.

(26:09):
And then it and then it kind ofteases about maybe some.
You think it's butt stuff andlike it's teased like that and
all this stuff and like and allthis stuff, and it's sad and
it's and it has heartbreak.
But then at the very end it'srevealed that, uh, we are
breaking up because he wants touse, uh, toiletsets are the new
thing and toilets, and he thinksthat butt suckers are bad for

(26:33):
you.
And I say, babe, we've alwaysused butt suckers.
If they're bad for us, whywould our own government be
endorsing?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
butt suckers.
Oh, this is awesome.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Why would we?
This is what it is.
And then he's like what have Ibeen telling you?
Follow the money.
It's all big poo and I'm like Ifind that part of me that's
conspiracy theory.
And we go back and forth andhe's like look at the evidence.
And then this is so funny.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
He's actually, he's like he was crazy, it was wild.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
And then like at, at the end, he's like and he, uh,
he's like, he's like.
Look at the evidence, your ownevidence.
How many hemorrhoid creams have?
you gone through in the lastmonth and I'm like I don't know
what that has to do withanything, which is hilarious,
because now I'm having my firsthemorrhoid without knowing
anything about it.
Um, anyway, and at the very endit's any and anyway, and, and

(27:23):
then, and then he.
So I'm like he's like, oh,these new toilets are the best
thing, it's gonna get recycled.
And I'm like then what?
He's like, oh, these newtoilets are the best thing, it's
going to get recycled.
And I'm like then what?
And he's like then it getstreated and then it goes back
into our water system.
And then I'm like so then I'mdrinking my own fucking shit,
like what?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
the hell.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
And so it's this huge allegory for climate change,
but essentially, us onlysticking with the way that
things were, and even based onour own scientific evidence, we
won't change.
And like, but essentially likeus only sticking with the way
that things were, and even basedon our own scientific evidence,
we won't change.
And at the end it's like evenif you love somebody so much,
but you are going to not.

(27:56):
You love this, this is yoursoulmate, but you cannot agree
on this very moral issue andtherefore you cannot be together
.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Wow, and it was, and it was like it was fucking wild.
That's some deep stuff abouttoilets, man it was so wild, it
was all his idea.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
It was all his idea and I was like okay I love it
okay, and then I wrote it hewent away for future for us.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
And then he came back and I had so he had the idea
and he took off and you wrotethe thing and I wrote it amazing
.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
And then I mean you're giving him too much
credit, then yeah it's easy tocome up with ideas.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Hey toby, think of this, go and write it could you
sorry?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
who could have come up with that idea?
Okay, you know what I mean.
Like I would never yeah it is agreat idea does
he smoke marijuana by chanceyeah, we both do a lot good
source for those types of ideas,for sure it was wild, it was so
fun, and then it was his ideaat the very end.
We then faked this infomercialfrom the 60s being like turn on

(28:57):
your butt, sucker, the buttsucker 3000.
And then we made this thing, itwas crazy.
It was one of my favoritethings I did of the year and we
won best of venue, best of theyear, and we won Best of Venue
Best of the Venue for that show.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
That's amazing, thank you Actually crazy.
Yeah, thank you for bringingthat up.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
But everybody's like and my parents, I think, were
just like butt suckers Like.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Kristen come on.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
And.
I was like a little nervousbecause I make community
television.
I was a bit nervous.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Right, that's fair.
It's good for you to take thoserisks in a sense, right, I love
it.
I just think it's you know.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
I mean, you know, yeah, community television is
fantastic, but you got to keeppushing yourself right and I
feel like that's such a goodpoint because it's like the
point of art is like sometimesit does have to be kind of in
your face and because it wouldbe so easy for you to see that
and be like, oh Kristen, whywould you?
You're making a bet we, ohKristen, why would you.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
You're making a bet.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
We've struggled that with this.
Yeah, I bet Big time.
I bet people are like oh youmake a silly beer thing.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
We want to go even further than that sometimes, but
it's like we've been friendsfor 20 years.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
So it's like so we have dark humor.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
We have some dark humor.
We bounce everything off eachother and everything.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
And we, you know there's some safe space jokes.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
That happens and everything right, but it's.
It's one of those things whereit's like we come up with some
ideas and then I'm like I put mylittle hat on of, like how's
that going to affect our brand?
Is it?
Are people not going to thinkwe got full-time jobs too right,
like you know?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
so it's like how is that going to affect our careers
?
How's that going to affect ourbrand?
Are people not going to take usseriously in here?
Right, but we have some thingsthat we want to do.
That's kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, yes, right.
So I mean one thing we do is weand we did this today, we saw
some friends and we just keeptalking about the ideas that are
risky, that we want to do, andif they get tremendous laughs,
yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Then you're like that shit's worth it.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Let's take a risk, don't?
Then sometimes I know that I'llthink something super fucking
funny and I'll just think it'sthe greatest thing in the world
and it's crickets.
My family, my friends,everyone's like Tobin.
There is nothing funny aboutthat.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
There is something funny that we have.
We'll talk about that offline,but we were talking about you
today with our friends.
We have an idea that the threeof us we want to do.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
We'll talk about it afterwards.
Oh yeah, yeah, brainstormingsessions today, right, yeah, the
brainstorm session and wethought you'd be the good.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so intrigued cool.
I'm the person.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I'm the person you're gonna give $500 to wow.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
That's amazing how about a cool five?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
so dumb.
So you start in your stand upcomedy but then you did your
comedy and hosting and stufflike that on cruise ships thank
you.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, so it was like I was in Toronto at Second City
and then I was trying to be acomic for a while that I didn't
have any money and I was like,yes, hilarious being an artist.
So then my brother, becausehe's been working on cruise
ships forever, um, as a musician, he was like yo go and do this
thing.
There's this job where you canbe an activities host and you

(32:04):
can host trivia and karaoke andgames and whatever, and it's
funny, you get to see the worldand so I did it.
Yeah, that's true and it wasactually sick.
I, I did I.
My ship was out of australia,so I got to see australia and
all of new zealand, wow, um,which was insane.
And then I got to you literallydo like every day I host at

(32:25):
least five things a day and itis different.
I will do like a morning likeZumba class and then like and
then a napkin folding class, andthen a trivia, and then a
karaoke and then a game show,and it's just like and that's,
and you don't get a day off whenyou work on cruise ships.
So it was like doing that everysingle day for six months and

(32:45):
that was how I learned to be ahost.
So it was like doing that everysingle day for six months, um,
and that was how I learned to bea host.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
So that's the best school every day for six months
straight.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
And this is the reason, like so, it's so weird
because I say this now, like so,I actually give a hosting
workshop now, because this is my, like, first job, my day job is
being a host.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
And um, and so I say like, if you want to be a host,
going on cruise ships is thebest, like you do.
There's nowhere else you couldtry to hustle in the city.
You're going to even hustling.
Maybe you'll host one thing oh,we just don't have a day off,
that being said and you get totravel the world.

(33:30):
That being said, it also for me, really, it was like a
microcosm of the world'sproblems onto one thing, onto
one little ship.
So there's classes among thecrew there's classes among
guests there's racism there'severything.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I never think of it that way there's classes among
guests.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Right there are like there's racism, there's
everything.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's, there's.
You know, I never think of itthat way.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
But yeah, there's so much homophobia even Like
there's still like.
Yeah, you think it's like aparadise on the water, but but
in the crew, like it's fuckedRight and the worst, like the
worst is Canada, that I'm justdoing this for fun and my
contract is seven months.
I left early because I had amedical condition, but anyway,
doesn't matter, my contractseven months, I get paid so much

(34:14):
money and and it's fun andwhatever.
And then there's all the otherpeople who are there working as
stewardess and like all theseplaces that are from like India
and China and Philippines andare there because they have to
be there to send money home totheir families and their
contracts are longer than mine,their shifts per day are longer

(34:36):
than mine, their contract islonger than mine and they get
paid less than me.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Right.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
And it's like Just because they can, because they
can, and so you have thesepeople and then you have all the
white privilege dancers who areso entitled and get days off
and are like I'm a dancer, so Iget the privilege Anyway.
So it all still fucked me up.
It is like a catch-22.
I needed it to be where I amtoday and if you want to do it.

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It is the best way to learn.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Would you say it's more of a young person's game,
though Kind of you can't reallygo and like I'm 39 and I have a
family, it's not like I can goon a cruise.
No, you couldn't.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, exactly it is like you'd have to have no ties.
You need to have, like no otherjob you have and do that for
seven months.
It is a young person's game, Ithink, just because you don't
have as much if you don't haveas much responsibilities in your
life.
But if you are like 40 and haveno responsibility and want to
do that go, fucking go for it.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
But if you just got divorced, they're like you know,
get on a boat and go live lifefor a minute.
You get to go travel and seethe world.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
There you go, there you go.
To anyone getting divorced.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
We have the perfect recommendation for you.
Yeah, we have the perfectrecommendation.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Unfortunately, you might have to be white by the
sound of it.
That's a terrible part of that,but otherwise than that it
sounds okay.
Yeah, it's not bad Awkward,it's not that bad Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
So the other thing that you've been hosting, though
, is this is where we actuallycrossed like almost crossed
paths, paths.
I did cross paths, but I missedyou.
I was like I recognize you andas you walk by, and I was like
man.
I hope she doesn't think I wasjust like staring at her, but I
was like she looks so familiar,and it was like after I just
want to go back to the part he'slike.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I researched it a lot .
I know because I was and youwalk by and I was like it was
for the episode.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I was like no, no at this time, at this time, at this
time, it was just like why doesthat person look so familiar?
And then I was like I went, Iwent home.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
No, we both spotted you on on the escalator.
Yeah, yeah, at the Halcon.
Oh, I see At the Halcon.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
And then I was like wait a minute, that's because we
are on Instagram.
And was like that's it, that'swhere I've seen her, that's who
it was, and because I saw you,you were.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
I think it was a comment you made to tanner um,
and you know, yeah, but how con.
So so how con is this a hostinggig or is this a passion gig?
Thank you for asking.
It is a.
It's a bit of both, because Iknow you're, I know you're into
cosplay a little bit because,okay, because I was gonna say
it's a bit of both, because Iactually um, how that came about
is because I how with um, oh,fuck, okay, sorry, when kovat
happens, yeah, and then kovat,and then things were opening

(37:20):
back up.
I saw this announcement thatwas like halcon, specifically,
was only, was only going to beable to be open at half capacity
and so when I heard that I waslike that sucks.
You know, there are half thepeople who have always gone who
now just can't go that's right,and so I am lucky enough that I
know a couple like I have areally good film co-op, so like

(37:40):
I had a couple friends likechelsea camille and noah brown,
and anyway we essentially wewent out and I made a halcon
special where I went out andinterviewed people and it was
kind of like if you miss this,you get to watch this and it's
on youtube.
It's just like halcon 2021 rightor whatever, um, and so I made
this, I gave it to east link andthey put it on um, cool.
But then from that they got toknow me and then and then so

(38:03):
they reached out to me and theywere like, hey, we need another
moderator and your name came tomind because of all this, and so
this was my first year thatthey asked me to moderate, which
was so.
It was so cool and fun, butespecially because I'm actually
a huge, I am a big like nerd andkind of geek, like I used to
really like doing like Star Trek.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, I saw that yeah .

Speaker 2 (38:25):
And like I like, like I'm kind of a geek.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Seems more like a Deep Space Nine.
All the things I saw were DeepSpace Nine.
Really Okay, so that's.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Deep Space Nine, I've come to say, is my favorite
Star Trek, but it's like Ireally I really appreciate the
sci-fi community.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I am not as versed in everything as everybody else is
, and that's why I'm like it issuch a passion.
I fell a little out of myleague there because it was like
they were like they just knowthings and I'm like, I'm like,
can I?
Fit in anywhere, for Christ'ssakes.
I can't even fit in with thenerds.
I'm like I like that movie andthey're like you don't know
nothing about the show.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I went there thinking things and I go in there and I
was like yeah, like you know, mywife, my wife thinks I'm like a
huge geek when it comes to thatstuff, because I'm like
watching movies.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I'm like, well, that's not really happens in the
comics and everything right,yeah.
And she's like okay, geek.
And then I go there and I'mlike, oh, my god, oh yeah, this
is crazy.
I'm like the biggest loser herebecause I'm the one who doesn't
know anything.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah, yeah it's wild like and so, and so that's the
only reason where I'm like oh,it is a passion of mine, but I
do feel a bit like an imposterwhen I'm there.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Yeah, fair A little bit.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Because I'm such a nerd and geek, but probably only
about Star Trek.
Star Trek is my ride or die.
I could talk about Star Trekfor God damn ever.
And now I'm nervous that we'reon the subject.
But you will not me off of it,but I love star trek so much
that's okay, moving on because,I'm yeah, we're, we're not,

(39:57):
we're not trekkies like notat all no barely oh my god, okay
, I'm gonna talk.
Oh, my god, I gotta get you onit so I microwaves, came to star
trek right you know what Ididn't really like?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
deep space nine was one that I liked, yeah, and I
liked voyager, mostly like sevenand nine, but mostly like seven
and nine on but voyage.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
But deep space nine was probably my favorite no way,
because that's one that getsall the shit.
People love shitting on ds9because they're like oh that's
not real star trek.
Because they're just like ifthey call it like a fucking
western.
Because they're like oh they'rejust at a station, they don't
go anywhere and it's like umfirst of all.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
That's what makes it go to another dimension or
another quadrant, literally.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I'm like that's what makes it so fun, it's not it's
not all like.
It's not all like morals withthem, like, which is also so,
which is what I love about startrek, but like indie space,
indie space time, they like getdrunk and shit.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
They have a bar.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
It's fun.
I'm sorry.
It's silly, come for meTrekkies, come for me.
Sisko's the best captain.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Really Sisko.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
From Thong Song.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I'm just joking.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Sisko came to my head .
He got dumped like a truck.
That'd be dope.
That'd be the best thing to seein the world.
You know what?
The thing that, the thing thatsold me on that is, I really
like the whole, like jedar warand all that stuff, right, like
I thought that was pretty cool,dominion war and all that is
fascinating.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah, I just what my, what I love about it like
especially the space nine, isthat they had the first same sex
kiss oh yeah on television okayand like dax's character is
like very trans coded.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Because she's a parasite, yeah, so she can be
male or female or whatever, andthere's like that.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
There's like that Well, it's like she's been so
many like the same thing.
Yeah, exactly, has gone through.
And so there's like thatclassic meme where it's like
even Klingons are nottransphobic or like whatever,
because there's the meme ofbeing like oh, curse on my old
friend.
And then she's like I'm Jetsianow, did you?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
ever watch the Orville that one Seth MacFarlane
did.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I watched like a little bit of it, but I didn't.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
That was so good.
Really it got so good no way,If you're, if you're a Trekkie.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I know he's so smart, he knows Star Trek.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
He dropped his comedy he was doing that slapstick
kind of family guy thing in thebeginning and I mean he drops it
, but he drops it about three orfour episodes in and it starts
becoming some very seriousundertones.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I've only seen one, because I only saw one.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I think it gets more serious yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Season three.
You feel like you're justactually just watching a version
of Star Trek.
What?
But a little bit funnier.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
No way With a little bit more humor Shut up, yeah,
but he gets into some greatsocial issues in that he does.
He does a great job on it.
No, it's awesome.
No way there were episodes ofthat show that I felt emotional
watching Really.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
No, no, no, that was heavy.
There was heavy, there's acouple, there's a couple heavy
ones.
You were the one who got me onthat show.
You were like saying, hey, man,you gotta try it.
And I was like I rememberseeing it on netflix and I was
kind of like, yeah, I'm notreally a trekkie outside of like
really deep space nine kind ofthing.
I was like I'm not really atrekkie.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I was like I don't know and you're like give it a
try and I watched first episodewas like okay, this know why I
fell off of it.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
If you get I think it's about four or five all of a
sudden it just changes.
Okay, he is so smart.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I do really respect him a lot, like I think he's
very funny and uh uh, my husbandand I actually like were uh
like just anyway in a bad moodand put on like a million ways
to Die in the West.
And I did laugh my goddamn headoff.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
We both did.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
That was a funny movie he's a smart guy.
He's a smart guy.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
No, I agree, it's good.
So I mean back to the TV showsand things like that, because
you are now a lead in two TVshows.
That's correct.
So like you host two TV showsand you're leading in two TV
shows, that's correct.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
That's busy.
It is pretty busy.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
It's pretty good honestly, though.
Thank you, like to make aliving?
In the film industry and stufflike that is hard.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
In Nova Scotia, oh my .

Speaker 3 (43:55):
God, it's wild, it's very hard, it's impossible, it's
very hard.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
You know what I will say yeah.
I will say to that two things,one being that for me to do this
full time, I have to supplementmy income with doing production
coordination and directing andwriting.
So it is like I feel, like alot of people, it would be easy
to see me and be like oh, she'sjust the talent and that's how

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she's making all of her money.
Where it's like, I want to belike.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I have to do all that shit too.
You're doing the work so youcan be the talent Exactly.
That's crazy and that is what Iteach people.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
It's like most of the time to get gigs, you do have
to make them yourself, andactually my best example is Hal
Pond.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
That's a great line.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Thank you.
I'm going to ask for the bestadvice, because that's really
good advice that's from directfor my hosting workshop actually
um, we're getting a sample.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
No, we're gonna get it again because you do.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
That's how I got health on like you could.
People are like oh wow, youmoderated health on.
It's like well, actually twoyears before then I produced my
own special everything, you guyscreated from your little new
brunswick crew there.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yeah, from nothing Was from nothing, oh my gosh.
Right and people don'tunderstand.
Like that's where everythingcomes from.
That's creative, like trulycreative and different.
It comes from nothing.
Yeah, like you know, this showcame from nothing.
Yeah, two longtime friends Wantto do a podcast together.
Excuse me, I always have a beer.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
You got to do it, we just gotta do it.
Uh, you know, manifesting it,putting it on our vision wall,
which sucks, but it's so trueyou have to like if you're like
using the power of magic andlight bulbs no but there is no
alchemy other than just doingthe work.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
It's like you just said and like I love it you
gotta do it if you want to.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
If you want it, then you got to make it first and
then people, and it's, it's hardI'm not saying it's not um, but
then those.
That doesn't really apply tothese uh tv shows, because I
will say, like sandy hunter, theproducer of that has been like
he.
He actually came to me toaudition for the first one um,
which is really nice.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
It's a car wash wars and the odon yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
So what happened was odon's was the first one and
odon's was so.
Sandy hunter, because he knewme from home, asked me to
audition for this show.
Odon's was the first one andOdon's was so.
Sandy Hunter, because he knewme from home, asked me to
audition for this show, odon's,and then I got it and I didn't
know it was the lead until whenyou get the call sheet when you
get a call sheet which is likefor viewers.
If you don't know what a callsheet is, it's like the

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information that you get aboutthe schedule and stuff like that
, and every actor or characterhas a number associated with
them and so like, and it'susually based on how many lines
they have or their importance tothe whatever or anything like
that, but anyway, so it wasliterally like a couple days
before we started shootingodon's that I got the call sheet
and realized that I was numberone on the call sheet, and that

(46:41):
blew my goddamn mind.
I will say that because Ifucking didn't know and that was
crazy.
Um, so that was that show.
And then from that show, though, I met steven centuries, who
created this show, car wash wars, and we were.
We were like so, uh, we workedtogether so well in odon's that
he actually asked me to helpwrite car wash wars.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
So I was there for like the preliminary uh like
creation of the storylines andstuff like that I wrote on
episode I'll tell you like Ithought about this literally
today, like looking at what youwere doing on east link and what
you've been doing with bellyeah and these community
channels, and when you went onthe trailer for the dawns, which
I, which I checked out, like it, like the first comments, I

(47:26):
wish I could watch thisstreaming, like you know.
They should totally do this, Iknow, and find some sort of way
to make a $4.99 thing thatthrows all your stuff up there
so they can still get money backto the community television,
make it bigger, stronger, like Iwas.
Just that all came to me, nick,because I'm the same way, I
mean in the younger generation.
Unfortunately, it's just goingto be more and more cable cut.

(47:47):
I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And it is because their solution right now is like
they have.
Apparently I just found outEastlink has one through a
different whatever, but Bell hasone.
But you do have to be the cable,like a cable subscriber, to
then do that, but it is likeyou're right, like same as a lot
of the easeling stuff, yeahit's like, oh, I hope that they
figure out a little workaroundto just be like, oh, just let me

(48:11):
on the app and that's it,because it is like it's so sick,
um, but then and then, yeah,but that was how I met then, and
then I got to do car wash wars,which was really fun, and then
I'm actually uh, filming seasontwo of odon's at the end of this
month and that's also why againI'm so busy, right Because?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I'm going.
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
That's in Miramichi at the end of this month, which
is crazy.
I don't know if I'm the lead ofit this season.
I'm going to have to find outbecause so does that show out,
yet I?
Don't know Pretty.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Does that show out?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
yet Odon's came out last year.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
No, not Odon's, oh sorry, the Car Wash Wars one.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
It's coming out soon.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, okay, very soon , yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Very soon.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
And that one's just so weird, Like the idea with
that.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
I just think of the title and I can think of lots of
things.
Yeah, yeah, I look at thesynopsis.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
It's like do you guys know?
Where are you guys from?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
from here, you're from here from here okay saint
john new brunswick, have youbeen there?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
oh yes okay, I don't know if you know this, but saint
john, new brunswick, there, itis only there that they have
manual car washes, and what Imean?
I do not mean that you go andpull into a place and then you
wash the car yourself.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
No, you've got to do it.
It's common washing your car.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
But this guy comes and just washes your car.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
That's really popular in America.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, super popular.
I haven't seen this anywhere,Nobody.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I've heard of have you ever?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
seen the.
Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre movie theWash no it's like a whole movie
about those two dudes workingat a car wash like that, where
they're kind of going in thevehicles and getting into
shenanigans and then I was likemy cousins are from there.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
And then we were like at my grandmother's funeral in
the summer and I was liketelling everybody being like
this is the show.
And then and everybody else wasbeing like that's so fucking
weird.
And then my cousins from stjohn were like yeah, don't you
know this?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
this is normal and I was like california will get it
this is what I'm thinking now.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Now, what it is is like.
On one side of the street youhave, like you know, a bunch of
women in bikinis doing car wash.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
On the other side, you have, you and I with our
shirts off, rubbing our belliesagainst the windows.
Oh, don't use that joke yet.
And you are, of course, moresuccessful.
Yeah, of course, dad bonds carwash Dad bonds car wash.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I love it and have a pint Exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Yeah, we drink beer while washing.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
We wash your car.
Would you like stout service?
Pilsners no, pilsners, pilsners, pilsners.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Only thing that's worth washing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
So you also open yourself up for conferences and
boring things like that, yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
I love it.
Yeah, you know what it's funny.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
you say that no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I love that you say that, because I do find
obviously conferences are boring, and what I love is I try to
make them as least boring aspossible.
Good challenge, yeah, I've beentrying.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
James Mullinger is a comic that's went across the
country doing that and making.
I mean it's a really hard gigfor a comedian in a conference
and he does a tremendous job ofit.
It a hard gig for a comedian ina conference and he does a
tremendous job of it.
It's hard, but he combines likemotivation and comedy, I think
and he does a good job of that.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
And sometimes it is just like god, I need somebody
who's just like okay, like you,just energy, like the energy.
I'm so tired of going to placesand they're like okay, and this
is what about our.
Here we go and you're like doyou think anybody's gonna pay
attention to you?
Like I need the loud, I needthe physical comedy, I need
everything.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Listen, as someone who has been in a corporate
world, in an industry that iskind of deemed a little boring
in insurance I've gone toconferences and I've gone to,
you know, week-long conferencesyeah, to conferences, and I've
gone to week-long conferences,and those week-long conferences
are always it's like youimmediately leave the conference
room and they welcome you withalcohol because it's like sorry,

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we made you go through thishere's booze to make it better.
So it's true, and some of them Ilisten to and you have great
speakers and you remember thosepeople forever and you're like,
wow, that was really great, thatwas like awesome.
And then you have ones whereit's just kind of like when's
when's this over?
Can I keep texting?
I'm gonna answer work emailsinstead of listen to you yes,

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yes, that's how bad it is.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
I'm gonna do work instead of listen to you.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Yeah, so yeah, if you can make it a little bit more
fun.
But how do you like, when yougo into something like that, do
you do some research on, likethe business that you're going
to be talking, or like you knowhosting or anything at all?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
That's a great question.
So I haven't um the ones I'vedone so far.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Um, I did a supernova conference and that one that
one was we had, we had, we hadJacqueline on here.
You did yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
She's a sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
She's pretty awesome.
She's a sweetheart.
She's pretty awesome, she'sawesome.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
So I was going to say like I actually haven't had to
do like a bank one yet I havelike put it out there.
I technically own like ahosting production company kind
of a thing.
It's an entertainment company,I think, anyway, and so, like
I'm open to it, I haven't doneone yet, which is good, but I

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love.
Sorry, what was that question?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Just you know, oh my God, If you've done any research
.
So the answer is no?
Oh yeah, the answer is no.
The answer is no.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
But if you ever do research.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Because, like, do you make jokes about banking?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I'm going to have to end this.
The two of you guys are goingto talk all night.
The long answer.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I'm getting excited.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Here's the producer I ran you guys in with some
questions, yeah you know what Ithink it's time to do it.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Let's do some 10 questions.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
We always play this game at the end of our show.
This might not be the end ofthe show.
Our show might go on foranother hour.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Crazy Okay.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Or two minutes.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Okay, there's no way of knowing.
There's no way of knowing.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Never know, never know.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Okay, hit me, okay, but wait if I want to say no,
I'm supposed to have a sip.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
We told you the rules right, so I don't need one, are
you okay?
Oh, I don't need one, I wasjust curious.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Matt has some hard drugs in his left pocket.
He'll get you to take one ofhis pills I do have two joints
in my pocket there you go.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Just walk with the back door.
Yeah, alright.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okay, I'll go number one, Matt, alright.
Alright In.
Okay, I'll go number one, matt,all right, all right.
In Odons you play Zoe, or Zoe,yeah, a bartender at an Irish
pub that's been purchased by anarcissist.
What do you think is one goodskill to?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
have when dealing with narcissistic personality
types?
Oh my God, that's a greatquestion.
You know what I think it's Withnarcissists?
You can't be like, yeah, withnarcissists you can't be like,
yeah, like you can't give themanything.
You also can't take anythingaway from them, because then
they'll also be shitty, and so Iactually think that you just,
you're just pleasant, just okay,don't compliment them, don't

(55:19):
put them down neutral oh,alright, expert answer.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Thank you, expert.
My mother was a guidancecounselor.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Oh, there you go.
Neutral, oh, alright, expertanswer.
Thank you, expert Expert.
My mother was a guidancecounselor.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Oh, there you go.
So question number two If youwoke up and teleported a hundred
years in the past but had noneof your modern technology or
fashion, how would you convincethem that you were from the
future?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Oh, how would I convince them that I'm from the
future?
Oh, how would I convince?
Them I don't know, I'm tryingto think.
I'm trying to be like oh, Icould say bad stuff but they
wouldn't believe that good stuff.
Maybe they wouldn't believe Iwas gonna at.
My immediate was like uh, Ihave, I have bleached hair.
I don't think they had bleachedhair 100 years ago there you go

(56:03):
okay bleached hair?
I don't think they had bleachedhair 100 years ago.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Okay, bleached hair and tattoos.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Bleached hair and tattoos.
There you go.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
So just do the little finger trick, yeah, trick them
all.
Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Or that I have armpit hair.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
There you go, armpit hair, because I don't think
women were allowed?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I don't think women were.
I think they more likely wouldhave 100 years ago, maybe,
probably.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Oh yeah, because they didn't have all the, because
they had a hiding place of shitback then.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Anyways, probably right Now.
You're right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
I don't know.
Blue chair yeah.
Tattoos Okay.
Question number three Go aheadAll right.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Do you have any superstitious beliefs that may
have guided your life orwell-being at some point?
So any superst.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Genuinely, my only superstitious belief that I
truly believe in is I do believeeverything happens for a reason
and I hate that sometimes, butit has helped me so much and I
truly, because it's crazy.
There are times that we're likethings don't work out and
you're so frustrated and thenlater, when you look back on it,

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you're like wait, no, thatactually was, but this was, and
so I think it is like theuniverse whatever's supposed to
happen will happen, and I'vetaken a lot of.
It's helped me a lot.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
You're getting all the points here.
Thank you Really?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Question number four Would you rather lose your
hearing or your vision?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Oh fuck, or one eye and half your voice.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Okay, you're right, I cannot lose my voice.
That would be bad.
You know what?
Maybe my hearing.
I would have a very hard timenot being able to see.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Yeah, I think I agree with that.
I've gone back and forth onthis question but honestly, you
can still drive your car.
I can't really see that.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Good now, you can still drive I can't really see
that good now, so I'm just gonnalet you still drive your car.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Yeah, you can get places like you, can you?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
can still read lips.
Yeah, exactly like, yeah,exactly.
I think and I feel like I'veI've in the past like learned
sign language a little bit andI'm like I feel like that is
would be easier for me thanbeing like it's a lot easier
things and then not knowingwhere that was coming from At
this point, losing your hearingtoo.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
You could probably still conceptualize music
somehow.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Yeah, exactly Like mentally If you lost your
hearing, yes.
If you never had your hearing,no.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Right, exactly.
So yeah, no good point.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
That's what I'm picking.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
We've already covered this Favorite beer type IPA.
All right.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
We've already covered this Favorite beer type IPA.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
All right.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
That was easy.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Number six, if your life was a movie, what would you
call it?
Fuck?

Speaker 3 (58:36):
With three exclamation marks, maybe with a
question mark at the end.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Okay, so we touched for a second on your 16-year-old
self.
What do you think your80-year-old self will be like?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Oh wow, I think.
I genuinely think she's goingto be dead.
I do think that I just thinkthat.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Can we just roll the number back to 60?
Okay, yeah, so you're still anolder person, right?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
60's better then, because I was like I just think.
I'm going to be dead by 80.
Just the way I live and I liveloud I don't think I'm going to
make it that way, Cool 60,.
I think that I'm going to bestill pretty.
I think I'm going to actuallybe the exact same as I am right
now.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
That's perfect.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I think I'm still going to be loud and zany and,
if anything, knowing that I'mold and can get away with it,
I'm actually probably going tobe more obnoxious.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
You'll be worse.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Yeah, I'll be worse actually, I will be a lot worse.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Okay, that's true, I'll be worse.
Number eight.
So yes, I love this.
This is a Tobin question forsure.
Who should really win in afight between Godzilla and King
Kong?

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Emphasize on the really Thank you so much for
asking this, because I do reallyrespect King Kong, I really do.
I have such Like I just there'ssomething.
There's something where I'mjust like no, godzilla is king

(01:00:03):
of the monsters.
He has laser eyes Likeliterally, and he's like and
like, just, he's just like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
He's made out of armor.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Yeah, he's amazing, and I literally actually my I
just love.
I actually just love him verymuch too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
So I'm biased To our good friend Mark Wilson.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Point.
Yeah, really no.
So our very first guest andgood friend, mark wilson.
Uh, they have been debating for20 years.
Who's better?
Tobin's team, godzilla.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Mark's team, king kong we've gotten a ski lift
fight one time and it was bad.
There was a kid in between us.
I think he was almost in tearsby the time he got to the top of
the hill.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yeah, no way.
Two adults yelling at eachother over godzilla and you're
like, it's like eight you'relike.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Can you please stop?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
can I say, above my door my aunt made this for me, I
have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
May Godzilla destroy this house last oh my aunt made
me that another Godzilla fanwhat's up Mark fuck you Mark.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Two points.
What's up, Mark?

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Mark, I'm not going to tell him when this episode
comes out, we'll just see if helistens to it by this year, if
we get a text.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
My favorite is I have these headphones on, so I don't
know how loud I'm being in theactual bar.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
It doesn't matter, everybody's chatting and all of
a sudden fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Mark, some guy in the back is crying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Some guy named mark it's like he just told me fuck
you, and I don't even know himall right number nine finish
this rap lyric with somethingfresh okay okay, this is a
classic hip hop rap.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Lyric mo money mo problems no, but you gotta get
something fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Oh, I gotta do something else.
You said that Okay, mo Money,mo Fresh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Mo Money, mo Jail Time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Everything that's coming to my head is so
inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Go, please go.
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
I just this is so, but all I want to say is Mo
Money, mo Pussy, it's all I wantto say there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Really Sorry, mom, that's the first time this was
said on this show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
My mom always listens when I'm on podcasts.
Sorry, mom, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
I also like more money more fresh.
That was pretty funny.
More money more fresh.
Either one works.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Okay, so number 10, you so we ask every guest this
question.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
This is the same guest.
Close your question.
Yeah, close your question.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
What is one piece of advice that you were given that
you would like to take with usor whoever?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Oh, I have a really good answer for this.
This is from my father.
My father always said my wholelife never underestimate the
influence you have over others,and when I was growing up I
didn't really know what thatmeant.
And now I've realized for myown.
Whatever like, my best like isthat there have been times that
I you, think something niceabout somebody and you should

(01:02:52):
tell them, because like therehave been times that I've been
like, oh, I love this, and thenI found out later that that
really meant a lot to thatperson to be able to compliment
them and so from that I've beenlike well, if you think
something nice about somebody,then you should.
You should tell them the worstcase scenario.
Worst case scenario is thatthey think that you're weird.
The best case scenario is thatyou made their entire day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
So I think I may have mentioned this on the show
before, but just because it's onpoint there's, I saw I heard a
quote that I really liked, andthat was we should be saying to
people on their birthdays thething we say about them at their
funerals.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Oh yeah, that's perfect.
Yeah exactly Like I feel, likepeople are so, especially like I
don't know this weird likesocial media generation is so
obsessed with being cool and I'mso fucking sick of it, I want
to be so emotional and I want totell people like we should be
lifting each other up as much aswe can.
So I do believe and it goesback to my dad he was like you

(01:03:46):
think that you, you don't know,when you are making people's
days, Like, don't underestimateyour influence.
And I think the best way to dothat is the easiest way to do
that, is if you think somethingnice about it.
Somebody you have to tell them.
Yeah, you have to.
It is your obligation to tellthem.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
I like that.
That's a really good closingthing, yeah.
Bye girl, All right soeverybody still listening to
this show.
If you made it this far, saysomething nice to somebody.
Yes, Like someone you don'tnormally say something nice to
Do it on the street.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
I do it all the time where it's a stranger and I'm
just like, oh, I like your scarfand yeah, half the time they
Animals included, or just people?
Animals as well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
They love it even more.
People or animals, just saysomething nice to them yeah,
like, not your cat, somebodyelse's cat, somebody else's cat,
your cat's not enough, exceptfor Mark and Godzilla.
Yeah, Mark's an amazing person.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Tart coffee and we'll close on that.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for coming.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Thanks to garrison for hosting us yeah, thank you,
that was awesome, that was greatyeah very good.

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