Ah My Guys

Hi guys, unfortunately due to some unforeseen production issues, The Guys were not able to get episode 46 out to y'all on time, but we didn't want to leave you guys with out any Guy content, so please enjoy our March Patreon release of the Ultmate Guys List!

Join Don, Jerry, and Tone in a fierce debate over who they think are the top 5 guys of all time, and you better believe them since they're the ultimate authority ...

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into a minefield of chaos. Ronnie delivers a public apology, Jerry dissects his dad’s midlife crisis at the ripe age of 60, and The Guys debunk the myth of cow tipping. Things spiral when they touch on the renormalization of a taboo term that might just get them canceled, as well as the bizarre public perception of Don’s race.

The discussion revisits Episode 44’s thr...

In Episode 44 of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone spiral into yet another buffet of nonsense. The conversation kicks off with the proper way (and amount) to eat hot dogs, followed by the shocking revelation that Tone actually does like vinegar-based sauces. From there, Tone recounts his trip to Anime NYC, which somehow segues into the logistics of Dragon Ball’s Tien and his mysterious third eye.

Don reveals the enigma of his secret ...

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into chaos both old and new. The Guys kick things off with a deep cut on the history of castratos, before quickly realizing the real lies with real eyes. Tone clears up his definite participation in Episode 1, while Don stumbles through an unbased vehicular manslaughter claim — and issues his long-awaited corrections.

From there, Don finally opens his eyes, leading t...

In Episode 42 of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone hit a strange new stride of chaos. Jerry unveils his collection of weird instruments, sparking a deep dive into the possible etymology of the word “yo.”

Don and Jerry proudly debut their new chart-topping(?) single: “The Diarrhea Man Can.” From there, The Guys attempt an official blind ranking of the best and worst things in the world, which somehow dovetails into the bizarre history...

In this monumentally unnecessary 41st episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone descend into yet another spiral of questionable decisions and even worse conversations. Don kicks things off with his second public apology in as many months, before the crew dives deep into the unglamorous world of porta-potty logistics and the pseudo-science of poop durations — leading, of course, to the revolutionary economic theory of trickle-down...

In this landmark 40th episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone spiral harder than ever. Don kicks things off with a tragic gym pants accident, followed by a formal public apology for the wave of misinformation he unleashed back in Episode 38.

The Guys then debate the proper way to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion — a debate somehow made worse by the involvement of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad. From there, it’s a freefall into ...

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone celebrate a major milestone: Jerry finally graduates to a real Guy’s wallet. From there, the crew launches into a chaotic tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, and then spirals into irrational fears of rabies — because apparently that’s a thing now.

The Guys throw down in a game of celebrity guess-who, revisiting old beef in the process: the infamous “yolk” pronunciation debate, now reignited ...

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab their way through another unfiltered hour of chaos. It starts with a deep dive into classic Jerryisms and Jerry’s increasingly improper use of furniture, before shifting to the fulfillment of Jamon’s true destiny: attending a Creed concert. From there, things devolve quickly into the logistics and ethics of the ultimate porta-potty prank.

The Guys then take a hard look at thei...

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone mumble their way through a maze of topics including: their collective confusion about female behavior, Ozzy Osbourne’s farewell event, and the creeping existential dread that comes with aging. The Guys reminisce on how media has changed, Don’s complete lack of a Blockbuster childhood, Papa Don’s piracy era, and a game-changing Redbox life hack. They plot a Guys’ road trip to the l...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone quarrel about air conditioning tendencies, Jerry's epiphany on his bird feud, Tone's Neon Genesis Evangelion update, being mandated for Jerry Duty, the origin of the word bender, how problematic Back to the Future is, a taste test of a selection of olives and alternative olives, Jerry's proposal for a pet rock replacement, the nuances of Korean pears, Tone hitting a reverse bow, ...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab in an incoherent accent about English slang, unnecessary math equations, Tone and Jerry's comedy show shenanigans, the prominence of gender bender movies in the 2000's, a follow up on the fictional country of Libya, Pile Terry, Jerry training Ronnie how to beer, Don's party tricks for geriatric crowds, the irony of an open bar, a suspected JMO, lovely descriptions of gorilla...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chatter about fun facts about rats, The Guys' new seating arrangements, Jerry's favorite words, how Jerry inspired body shots, the sound of intuitive coincidences, the emo Tobey Maguire dance, Tone and Jerry's confusion on certain appearances, getting wrecked at softball games, Don's sister's rock story, the introduction of Don rule 34, business pitches from the communi...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone mutter about their most revealing outfits, when to call a doctor during a guy related medical incident, the problems with becoming a werewolf, unfortunately funny names, a fun animal fact from the AMG community, the curse of King of the Hill, Don's problems with first names as middle names, Jerry's big word illiteracy, the Ah My Guys Memorial Tree, Tone's past smuggling issues an...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone discuss passionately about the biggest problem with having tattoos, Don's dangerous driving, Jerry's consumption of endangered animals, a childhood friend's childhood weapon, Don's research on companies' unexpected first product, a Cracker Barrel misconception, potential issues of the Nintendo Switch 2, Tone's hatred for the current state of Pokemon TCG Pocket, the...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chortle while talking about Don trying to find evidence of Jerry enjoying birds, eggshells leading to eviction, summertime backpack broccoli, a celebrity follow up on the yolk controversy, Tone missing out but in a way still being able to join in on the most recent Reel Guy Time watchalong, perfect roles for actors, the joys of watching Mickey 17, producing a musical for The Thing, a Mandela ef...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about disgusting nose and mouth messes, birds attempting to invade Jerry's apartment, a lack of fat birds, a lot of bird talk, like too much bird talk, the availability of different kinds of eggs, the contradictory existence of L's in various words, inappropriate ways to do air quotes, another excursion into pocket snacks, Jerry's favorite Futurama joke, depressing statistic...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about weird high school trends, the legend of the real-life Crocodile Dundee, Jerry's neighbor's new and potentially problematic hobby, highly accessible cattle prod investments, a brand new way to utilize electric stimulation, the year of the piss making an early entrance, the problems with communal showers, the top earning movies of all time, sponsoring a figure 8 racing team, ...

In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone recover from a wild Cinco de Mayo while talking about conversational pet peeves, the worst way to order milk, Jerry's infatuation with cougars, rearranging nipples and belly buttons, Don's creative way to create his own font, Jerry's restaurant encounters, a follow up to Jerry's Roald Dahl letter, the anus that made Britain great, a horrid episode of The Rehearsal, odd and un...