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June 12, 2021 16 mins

A good ole boy couch-surfing on the rotting sofa of friends in BFE learns the fine art of harvesting roadkill from his hosts but soon finds himself in a unique quandary when a moment of impulsive anger brings together his new talents and the baser instincts of people desperate for a bite to eat.

Turtle Soup is written by Erica J. Heflin.

Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels

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