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Welcome to Ain’t That a Pitch!

Today Raven starts it off by asking the group if we have any family traits that we’re not crazy about that we’ve managed to break free from.

Bryce then pitches an incredible idea he has called Poetry Across America. Spray painted on the bridges of America would be single words from poems. The full poems would span across the states, word by word on bridges. Travelers would discover the full poem, word by word, bridge by bridge, as they continue on their journeys. We absolutely love this idea and we hope, despite the podcast it is being presented on, that one day it becomes a reality.

Next up, Bryce pitches archery style mini-golf and the fantasy themed targets that players would hunt. Do you wanna play an exciting, action packed game where you fire arrows at minotaurs, zombies, seven-headed hydras and/or anything else you could imagine? Well, too bad, it’ll probably never happen, but that won’t stop us talking about it.

Then, even though no one asked, Bryce lets us know that he is willing to create a product designed to make male dogs more comfortable. Bad news though: it already exists! Typical.

Lastly, we have a very, very short update session. To make up for it, Jake gives us a quote filled with honesty, inspiration and just a hint of blasphemy.

If you learn anything from this episode, it should be this: Cela n’arrivera jamais.

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