November 20, 2025 • 20 mins
Buckle up, degenerates – Alex Bones is BACK and we're generating ABSOLUTE TONS OF LIKES today on The Alex Bones Show!
We kick things off with the viral grandma who's single-handedly carrying TikTok (and it's her BIRTHDAY – will Alex finally say Happy Birthday or be a savage? You already know 😂) → https://www.tiktok.com/@annagrandbabusita/video/7574124056769744158
Then Jenn drops the wildest Hillbilly Headline News of the day that'll have you spitting your drink → https://www.tiktok.com/@jenn_2436/video/7574576565464354062
Aly Mayfield brings the most unhinged redneck update you've ever heard → https://www.tiktok.com/@alymayfield1992/video/7574487810938293559
We dive DEEP into the legendary Beauty vs Crazy Scale for girls – you don't know what that is? Time to find out if you agree with the boys' brutal rankings 😈 → https://www.tiktok.com/@hnnuhrose/video/7558722264636706078
She raised her Hinge age range and instantly regretted it (or did she??) → https://www.tiktok.com/@katsuranotzura7/video/7574260198316051726
First date goes great... until she realizes she's ALREADY HAD THIS DUDE'S NUMBER IN HER PHONE FOR YEARS 🤯→ https://www.tiktok.com/@oliviaboblet/video/7574098273187777823
And finally – girl meets a guy who casually mentions he did 21 years for DOUBLE MURDER. Normal first-date convo, right? 💀
Zero filter, maximum chaos – this is the episode your group chat is gonna quote for weeks.
Stream now at BonesShow.com or wherever you get your podcasts!
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From high atop the Alex Bones building.
Broadcasting from the Alex BonesStudio.
Live. On the Alex.
Bones Radio Network. This is the number one
syndicated radio show in the world.
The Alex Bones Show. It is that time for the Alex
(00:22):
Bones show. The Alex Bones show?
Yeah, I just said that. Over 25,000,000 daily listeners.
(00:50):
My name is Alex Bones. This is Jimmy.
Find thisonline@phoneshow.com Weplay videos, we talk about the
videos. We tell you what's real, what's
not real, what's fake, what's not fake, what's real.
(01:11):
And I think I already said that,yeah.
Just forget it, just start the show.
All right, we'll start the show.Give me a video.
Today is my 57th birthday. No husband, no kids.
I made this TikTok myself. Can you?
Say happy birthday to me. No, because your birthdays need
to go in reverse. So today needs to be your 56th
(01:34):
birthday and the next year 55. You need to go backwards because
you can't keep going forwards and think that you're going to
get a guy because nobody wants the date of 57 year old.
Thank you. Next.
House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer says he is
(01:54):
prepared. Here's the hillbilly headline.
News with Gen. 2436. As Bill and Hillary Clinton
arrested if they refuse to comply with subpoenas and
testify underoath about Epstein.They're going to arrest them.
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That's going to be a great site.That's going to be Trump's
profile photo, I guarantee. You.
He went on to say that their continued refusal to testify is
unacceptable and will not be tolerated.
According to Senator Josh Hawley, not only will the
Epstein files be released, therewill also be a searchable
(02:39):
database available. Somebody right now is working on
putting it in an Excel file and it's going to be Control F
search and then put Clinton in and see how many times it comes
up. The US trade deficit has
plummeted to a year low of $59.6billion.
(03:03):
Make in America great again. Borders are Tom Holman says ICE
operations are surging in New York City.
Making America great again. And none of that sounds bad.
All of that sounds just fantastical.
(03:25):
The president is calling for theprosecution of the six
Democratic lawmakers guilty of seditious behavior.
And we can prove it because theyshot a video telling the whole
armed forces not to listen to the president.
Don't listen to authority. Rebel against authority.
(03:48):
You think that's going to make President Trump happy?
No, it makes him lose his mind. Now you all will have to go to
his social media to see what he thinks the punishment for this
should be. Yeah, it wasn't very good.
That's what's got the Democrats so upset, and honestly, I do not
understand why, especially afterthe months upon months upon
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months of them calling for the removal of this president from
the planet. Now they're upset at what he
thinks the punishment for seditious behavior should be.
Well. We know what the punishment
should be. I personally do not agree with
the president on this. I think they should probably go
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to jail for a very, very long time.
But of course. Thank you next now I know y'all
are lying. I just watched a video of a man
telling his wife that men marry down in looks because the crazy
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scale. That is so.
True. Is lower, Yep.
He literally told his wife that she's pretty but not the
prettiest thing that he's ever seen.
OK, so a guy's telling the truthand he's getting crap for it.
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But her crazy is low. When we meet you, we have to
say, OK, there is a crazy scale.There's a crazy scale and a hot
scale. So if one is higher than the
other, then you got to watch out.
If they are even, that's the woman you marry right there.
OK, hot enough and crazy enough.But if she's too hot, the crazy
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goes way up, so then you don't have a good life.
So you know, you got to get somewhat hot and somewhat crazy.
That's how you stay happy. And that's why he married her.
You are hot as hell. That means you are crazy as
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hell. I guarantee it.
I guarantee she's a nightmare. When I tell y'all I called my
fiance so fast like what in the actual hell?
And he was like, yeah, some men think like that.
No, not some men, all men. And to him, OK, it's it's not
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the scale of every guy. To him, you're hot and you're,
you know, craziness is equal. So that's why he wants to marry
you. I'm like, OK, And he, you know,
so he's like, honey, you are themost beautiful thing that I have
ever seen. And you're wackiest crap.
And your crazy scale is you're, you're a little, you're a little
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crazy, but it's nothing I can't handle.
See, that's the key right there.Can he handle it?
But when they start losing theirlooks, the crazy is still up
there and their looks aren't andthat's why the the that's why
divorce happens. OK is because the crazy goes
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higher than the looks. So now the looks have gone way
down but the crazy still, you know a 60 but the looks used to
be a 60 and crazy's a 60. But when the looks gets to 40,
the crazy still stays to 60 and that that's when you get a
divorce. You know what?
That makes total sense. I think that that's good.
(07:31):
Once it goes below 60, yeah, youstart looking for somebody else
who's in the 60% tile of hot andand you're looking to see if
they're crazy as 60%. Too.
It's something I want to wake upto every day.
Yeah, he can handle it now because you are 60 and 60.
Once you get 6050, watch out 6040.
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That's why they're prenups. Oh, you got to put that in the
prenup. When you when you get married,
you got to say the crazy right now is a 60.
The looks are a 60. Once the looks go to 50, the
crazy got to come down to 50. OK, you got to dial the crazy
back. If you don't dial the crazy
back, then it's the the scales are off.
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The scales got to match. You're crazy is high, but I'm a
man who loves you and loves yourcrazy too.
Until you lose your looks and then he's gone.
She is now real. Look at her eyes.
Jimmy right there. She figured it out.
She understood. Yeah right there.
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Look at her eyes. She just went Oh my God I am
crazy and I am hot but once I get unhot I got to get UN crazy.
See Thank you next. I upped my age range on Hinge
and this guy. He's cute.
He's an older dude, like 50 or something.
He's like 50 or something. Oh no.
(09:03):
And he's like, hey, like, let metake you out.
Instead of that, we're going to go on a date but say OK.
Well, see, see, The thing is, ifyou go out with the guy, he's 50
or something, you don't know. If you go out with the guy, then
he's going to pay. He might even open your door.
He might even open the door to the restaurant and he'll pay and
he'll put the tip down and he might even buy you, you know,
(09:25):
ice cream later. So you should go out with the
older guy. And then he asked me like what
days I was free. And then he goes, do you want to
come to my area? He's.
Going to show up. He's not going to ghost you
because you're young, all right?So go out with the older guy.
You'll be more happy. See Jimmy, her looks are a 30
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and her crazy's a 40. So already it's out of whack.
Thank. You.
Next. OK, this is the time I ran out
on the middle of a Tinder date and you can tell me if I'm an
asshole or not. So I matched with this guy on
Tinder and I thought he was super cute.
It was going super well. Well, what is she?
All right, her looks are a 20, so she's got to be not crazy at
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all. She's got to be like, no crazy,
but she ran out on a Tinder dateso that means she's like a 40 or
50 in the crazy department, so she's never going to find a guy.
We had been talking for like 2 weeks.
He had the same personality as me.
We FaceTime blah blah blah. Yeah, and I bet your photos look
35,000 times better than you in real person.
(10:31):
Right. And then he was like, hey, I'm
free this weekend, do you want to meet up at a restaurant?
And I was like, yeah, OK, cool. Well, he ended up picking me up
and I usually don't do that, butI was like.
What has she got on her head? I.
Don't know, it looks like a crown or something.
Yeah, whatever. So we get there, OK, they're.
They're crazies creeping up to like 75.
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And I'm not going to lie, we made out in the parking lot
before we went in. He went in for a kiss.
It had been a while. I was like, OK, all right.
I mean. He's pretty good kisser I'll.
Allow it. So then he was like, OK, well,
I'm hungry and I'm like, yeah, me too.
Let's go inside. It's.
A good way to start a date rightthere.
You you start out with making out in the car and get you a
(11:14):
little something. Something get you a little
handful. Yeah.
Then then, if you didn't kiss him then he wasn't going to
spend no money on you. So now we're ordering.
'Cause you're right now 75% twenty.
Bring our stuff. And, you know, I'm looking at
him and I'm like, you know, you look kind of familiar.
And he was like, I get that a lot.
I must just have one of those faces.
And I'm like, huh? And.
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You already slept with a we've. Only been talking on Snapchat
and the Tinder and he was like, you know, you never gave me your
phone number. Like do you want to exchange
phone numbers? And I was like, sure, whatever.
And so he's telling me his phonenumber and I'm putting it into
my phone and it says contact already exists.
Oh no. I'm sorry, what?
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Come again? This was my cousin's baby dad.
This is a cousin that I see likeonce a year.
All right, why do you have your cousin's baby daddy phone number
in your phone? She's going up to 80.
And I met this guy one time two years ago.
And you got his phone number? And you?
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Used your cousin's baby daddy, 80. 5.
And my cousin was buying something from him, if you know
what I mean. My heart was like, Oh my God,
no, this cannot be. And you already made out with
him. This, this ain't him, right?
So now I was like, oh, I have to.
Well, maybe he he, he got his phone number.
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You don't know, maybe that maybehe did.
The baby daddy traded the phone in and and it went up for grabs
and somebody else got the phone.Number bathroom and I'm
literally sitting in the bathroom and I'm like.
What do I? Do he literally?
Drove us here. A Jeep.
You got to eat. You got to have him take you
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home. I mean, get a free bail.
Why me? You just got to beg out with him
one more time. What do you care?
He said he. Was a good.
Kisser Oh my sister. And I'm like.
Oh. Come get me like yesterday.
Like this has gone horribly wrong.
Tell no one and just come get me.
You know, if there is only an Uber or Lyft or something like
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that that you could have, you know, called and left.
And then he's texting me. He's like, hey, so what's up?
Umm, and I was like, hey, so I wasn't feeling well and I just
went out the side and I seen my sister here.
So she ended up just taking me home.
But umm, I think we like kind ofknow each other and I'm not
really interested anymore. Then I blocked him on
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everything. Two days later, my cousin's
calling me mad at me. Oh, so you're just going to make
out with my baby dad? You're just going to make out
with my baby dad. OK, so I did.
But it was. Not like intentionally done, am
I? An asshole?
Yes, you are. You should have that.
You should have at least had a dinner.
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Thank you. Next.
If I had to experience this, so do you guys have story time for
the person I met at a random parking lot yesterday?
I had a chiropractor appointmentan hour away from where I live.
So I drove all the way there andon my way home there's like this
bargain place where you can get like not the point.
There's this place that. I've been.
Wanting to go. I haven't been over in that.
I like a DJ Max or. Something like that.
And I was like, OK, I'm finally in the area.
I'll be on the way home. I can stop by, I have some time,
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go in this place. I find that gorgeous marble
table that I posted about yesterday and when I'm checking
out this guy comes what the. Hell, is she talking?
About and an older man. Yeah, I don't know.
She just keeps. Talking.
He's he was, yeah. She's probably a 60.
She's no, she's probably a 60 looks and 65 crazy.
Like, did you check out the Christmas side?
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And I didn't know there was likea whole nother warehouse next
door that had Christmas stuff. So I'm like, Oh my gosh, thank
you so much. 7060 I. Had no idea that was over there.
I'm totally going over there. And I did, and I had a
Christmas. Oh, women going to love this
that we're rating them now on crazy and looks.
She's great. So I'm really glad I went over
there. It's $5.00, so I go over there.
I'm on the Christmas side for like 30 minutes looking through
everything. They had so much stuff.
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And then I go out into the parking lot after buying my
Christmas tree skirt. It's like 30 minutes later
putting the table in my car and none other than the same man
pulls up right next to me in histruck and I'm like, Oh no, Just
like, yeah. Because right now he knows
you're 60 in looks. He knows that.
So he's he pulled up to have a conversation to see if you're
crazy matches the 60. No, as a woman, you're like,
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great. Like what?
Opens his window. Figures and he's like, did you
get anything? And I'm like, you're so sweet,
like I am also, I just don't have the heart to like not
engage. So I'm like, I did.
I got a tree sticker like thank you so much.
I'm so excited. Whatever he started, he enters
the conversation just by being like, this stuff's not really
that important. But to give you some back story,
he's like, do you have kids at home?
I have a bag of candy. I'd love to give it to you.
Like, you know, I don't have kids at home.
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I don't need it. Thank you.
She's a kid herself. Much whatever.
And then he's like, she's like. 18 she went.
Over to the store and like he collects dollar bills and cents
and change and all this stuff because.
You can give me some of those. It has different some pennies
are worth a lot of money and he's telling me how the last
penny was made last week. Super passionately speaking
about pennies. I'm like totally interested.
Honestly, I was like, this is a fun conversation.
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One thing about me, I will talk to anyone and everyone.
I love learning about people. I love talking to people.
The second someone's weird, I have no problem ending the
conversation. But if they're not crossing that
line, then like, we can be best friends.
I don't care. Well, he's like telling me all
these things. I'm like, that's sweet.
That's awesome. And if you were like a 30 on the
look scale, he wouldn't be having this.
Conversation. Go home and check all my
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pennies, all the things. And he's like, what do you do?
What's your name? I'm like, well, I do social
media. My name's Olivia.
Whatever. Not really.
Oh God, right. Then you roll your window back
up and you take off. Oh my God, she's an influencer.
Too much. Of course she's an influencer.
And he's like, I guarded one of the presidents for a job.
I'm like, Oh well. That's a cool.
You don't come across those people every day.
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So awesome, so excited for you. Conversation is flowing
swimmingly. Things are great.
And then he looks at me and he goes.
And then I went to prison for 21years for a double martyr.
I knew it was coming. I'm like something like nice,
great, phenomenal things are flowing through my brain.
I'm just being honest with you. I'm like, great.
By now I felt like we had enoughof a relationship, so I just
looked him like, now why did youdo that?
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Window up and leave, lock the door, go home.
Like, why'd? You do.
That, Oh my God, he's a. Project like, you know, it's
terrible, obviously, but I'm like, not really the time to
place more blame on the man thatwent to prison for 21 years and
he looks at me and like too muchtime is passing.
I'm like, we've got to get this conversation or I'm getting on
the road. Looks me and he goes.
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Yeah, you should really leave atthis point when he says he did
21 years in jail for double murder.
You should just go. The catches, Olivia, I didn't do
it. And I'm like.
What, Yeah, everybody in jail didn't do.
It in my brain. Everybody in jail is.
Innocent again, I don't know this guy.
I don't know anything about him.So I'm still, again, as a woman,
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you're on high alert. Sometimes I'm like, I trust you,
but I don't like. Maybe I'm just.
You're talking to a guy through your windows of your car.
Part of me is like, oh. With a Christmas tree skirt in
the back seat. He's a nice guy.
Like I'm just like you may have like, let me give you my card.
You can look me up all the things and I'm like, again, take
the card and like whatever to Get Me Out of this conversation
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at this point. Again, great guy, super sweet,
but that was kind of a bomb to drop on a new friend.
Whatever. I'm like, that's crazy you
experienced that. I'm so sorry.
He's like telling me how he was a cop, he was a veteran, all
these things. He's a wonderful person and he
got wrongfully accused for a double murder that he didn't
commit. Double murder.
Turns out he didn't. Right.
OK. Well, if you're going to do 21
years, you probably did it. The jury found you.
(18:42):
To be guilty, I did all this research.
It's a huge case in the area. I'd never heard of it.
The case went cold in like 1990 and he ended up getting
arrested. And you weren't even born.
Yet like 2002 spent 21 years in federal prison and then got out
because amazing people figured out that he didn't do it.
Like he didn't do it. He genuinely, I mean, I can only
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form my own opinion at this point based on the research I've
seen, but he didn't do it. He didn't do it.
There's like a documentary or something.
I'm going to watch it. We tried to watch some videos on
him last night. He makes greeting cards.
I'm like, well, now I kind of want to like sit down for lunch.
He had told me when he handed methat business card, He's like,
call me sometime and I'm like. I see right here, Jimmy, she
wants the bad boy and you can't get any batter. 21 years for a
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double murder? Probably.
Won't be calling like. I don't expect you're.
Going to be calling God guarantee.
I want to call you. I want to hear your entire
story. I want to be best friends.
What a freaking amazing story. Like like something like why did
I meet you? Why did we randomly become
friends? Why did we just talk in the
park? Oh my.
God, she's going. To sleep, I don't know, just so
intrigued. And I'm like, so the people you
meet like This is why I love talking to people because does
(19:53):
it sometimes get me into trouble?
Occasionally. But do I usually meet really
cool people all the time? When you end up missing, we're
going to have this video and we're going to go back and say
we know who did it. You know the guy that did it. 21
years for a double murder. Yeah, you should go find him.
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Here's his business card.
From high atop the Alex Bones building.
Broadcasting from the Alex BonesStudio.
Live. On the Alex.
Bones Radio Network. This is the number one
syndicated radio show in the world.
The Alex Bones Show. It is that time for the Alex
(00:22):
Bones show. The Alex Bones show?
Yeah, I just said that. Over 25,000,000 daily listeners.
(00:50):
My name is Alex Bones. This is Jimmy.
Find thisonline@phoneshow.com Weplay videos, we talk about the
videos. We tell you what's real, what's
not real, what's fake, what's not fake, what's real.
(01:11):
And I think I already said that,yeah.
Just forget it, just start the show.
All right, we'll start the show.Give me a video.
Today is my 57th birthday. No husband, no kids.
I made this TikTok myself. Can you?
Say happy birthday to me. No, because your birthdays need
to go in reverse. So today needs to be your 56th
(01:34):
birthday and the next year 55. You need to go backwards because
you can't keep going forwards and think that you're going to
get a guy because nobody wants the date of 57 year old.
Thank you. Next.
House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer says he is
(01:54):
prepared. Here's the hillbilly headline.
News with Gen. 2436. As Bill and Hillary Clinton
arrested if they refuse to comply with subpoenas and
testify underoath about Epstein.They're going to arrest them.
(02:16):
That's going to be a great site.That's going to be Trump's
profile photo, I guarantee. You.
He went on to say that their continued refusal to testify is
unacceptable and will not be tolerated.
According to Senator Josh Hawley, not only will the
Epstein files be released, therewill also be a searchable
(02:39):
database available. Somebody right now is working on
putting it in an Excel file and it's going to be Control F
search and then put Clinton in and see how many times it comes
up. The US trade deficit has
plummeted to a year low of $59.6billion.
(03:03):
Make in America great again. Borders are Tom Holman says ICE
operations are surging in New York City.
Making America great again. And none of that sounds bad.
All of that sounds just fantastical.
(03:25):
The president is calling for theprosecution of the six
Democratic lawmakers guilty of seditious behavior.
And we can prove it because theyshot a video telling the whole
armed forces not to listen to the president.
Don't listen to authority. Rebel against authority.
(03:48):
You think that's going to make President Trump happy?
No, it makes him lose his mind. Now you all will have to go to
his social media to see what he thinks the punishment for this
should be. Yeah, it wasn't very good.
That's what's got the Democrats so upset, and honestly, I do not
understand why, especially afterthe months upon months upon
(04:12):
months of them calling for the removal of this president from
the planet. Now they're upset at what he
thinks the punishment for seditious behavior should be.
Well. We know what the punishment
should be. I personally do not agree with
the president on this. I think they should probably go
(04:33):
to jail for a very, very long time.
But of course. Thank you next now I know y'all
are lying. I just watched a video of a man
telling his wife that men marry down in looks because the crazy
(04:54):
scale. That is so.
True. Is lower, Yep.
He literally told his wife that she's pretty but not the
prettiest thing that he's ever seen.
OK, so a guy's telling the truthand he's getting crap for it.
(05:14):
But her crazy is low. When we meet you, we have to
say, OK, there is a crazy scale.There's a crazy scale and a hot
scale. So if one is higher than the
other, then you got to watch out.
If they are even, that's the woman you marry right there.
OK, hot enough and crazy enough.But if she's too hot, the crazy
(05:40):
goes way up, so then you don't have a good life.
So you know, you got to get somewhat hot and somewhat crazy.
That's how you stay happy. And that's why he married her.
You are hot as hell. That means you are crazy as
(06:02):
hell. I guarantee it.
I guarantee she's a nightmare. When I tell y'all I called my
fiance so fast like what in the actual hell?
And he was like, yeah, some men think like that.
No, not some men, all men. And to him, OK, it's it's not
(06:23):
the scale of every guy. To him, you're hot and you're,
you know, craziness is equal. So that's why he wants to marry
you. I'm like, OK, And he, you know,
so he's like, honey, you are themost beautiful thing that I have
ever seen. And you're wackiest crap.
And your crazy scale is you're, you're a little, you're a little
(06:46):
crazy, but it's nothing I can't handle.
See, that's the key right there.Can he handle it?
But when they start losing theirlooks, the crazy is still up
there and their looks aren't andthat's why the the that's why
divorce happens. OK is because the crazy goes
(07:07):
higher than the looks. So now the looks have gone way
down but the crazy still, you know a 60 but the looks used to
be a 60 and crazy's a 60. But when the looks gets to 40,
the crazy still stays to 60 and that that's when you get a
divorce. You know what?
That makes total sense. I think that that's good.
(07:31):
Once it goes below 60, yeah, youstart looking for somebody else
who's in the 60% tile of hot andand you're looking to see if
they're crazy as 60%. Too.
It's something I want to wake upto every day.
Yeah, he can handle it now because you are 60 and 60.
Once you get 6050, watch out 6040.
(07:57):
That's why they're prenups. Oh, you got to put that in the
prenup. When you when you get married,
you got to say the crazy right now is a 60.
The looks are a 60. Once the looks go to 50, the
crazy got to come down to 50. OK, you got to dial the crazy
back. If you don't dial the crazy
back, then it's the the scales are off.
(08:18):
The scales got to match. You're crazy is high, but I'm a
man who loves you and loves yourcrazy too.
Until you lose your looks and then he's gone.
She is now real. Look at her eyes.
Jimmy right there. She figured it out.
She understood. Yeah right there.
(08:40):
Look at her eyes. She just went Oh my God I am
crazy and I am hot but once I get unhot I got to get UN crazy.
See Thank you next. I upped my age range on Hinge
and this guy. He's cute.
He's an older dude, like 50 or something.
He's like 50 or something. Oh no.
(09:03):
And he's like, hey, like, let metake you out.
Instead of that, we're going to go on a date but say OK.
Well, see, see, The thing is, ifyou go out with the guy, he's 50
or something, you don't know. If you go out with the guy, then
he's going to pay. He might even open your door.
He might even open the door to the restaurant and he'll pay and
he'll put the tip down and he might even buy you, you know,
(09:25):
ice cream later. So you should go out with the
older guy. And then he asked me like what
days I was free. And then he goes, do you want to
come to my area? He's.
Going to show up. He's not going to ghost you
because you're young, all right?So go out with the older guy.
You'll be more happy. See Jimmy, her looks are a 30
(09:48):
and her crazy's a 40. So already it's out of whack.
Thank. You.
Next. OK, this is the time I ran out
on the middle of a Tinder date and you can tell me if I'm an
asshole or not. So I matched with this guy on
Tinder and I thought he was super cute.
It was going super well. Well, what is she?
All right, her looks are a 20, so she's got to be not crazy at
(10:11):
all. She's got to be like, no crazy,
but she ran out on a Tinder dateso that means she's like a 40 or
50 in the crazy department, so she's never going to find a guy.
We had been talking for like 2 weeks.
He had the same personality as me.
We FaceTime blah blah blah. Yeah, and I bet your photos look
35,000 times better than you in real person.
(10:31):
Right. And then he was like, hey, I'm
free this weekend, do you want to meet up at a restaurant?
And I was like, yeah, OK, cool. Well, he ended up picking me up
and I usually don't do that, butI was like.
What has she got on her head? I.
Don't know, it looks like a crown or something.
Yeah, whatever. So we get there, OK, they're.
They're crazies creeping up to like 75.
(10:53):
And I'm not going to lie, we made out in the parking lot
before we went in. He went in for a kiss.
It had been a while. I was like, OK, all right.
I mean. He's pretty good kisser I'll.
Allow it. So then he was like, OK, well,
I'm hungry and I'm like, yeah, me too.
Let's go inside. It's.
A good way to start a date rightthere.
You you start out with making out in the car and get you a
(11:14):
little something. Something get you a little
handful. Yeah.
Then then, if you didn't kiss him then he wasn't going to
spend no money on you. So now we're ordering.
'Cause you're right now 75% twenty.
Bring our stuff. And, you know, I'm looking at
him and I'm like, you know, you look kind of familiar.
And he was like, I get that a lot.
I must just have one of those faces.
And I'm like, huh? And.
(11:35):
You already slept with a we've. Only been talking on Snapchat
and the Tinder and he was like, you know, you never gave me your
phone number. Like do you want to exchange
phone numbers? And I was like, sure, whatever.
And so he's telling me his phonenumber and I'm putting it into
my phone and it says contact already exists.
Oh no. I'm sorry, what?
(11:55):
Come again? This was my cousin's baby dad.
This is a cousin that I see likeonce a year.
All right, why do you have your cousin's baby daddy phone number
in your phone? She's going up to 80.
And I met this guy one time two years ago.
And you got his phone number? And you?
(12:17):
Used your cousin's baby daddy, 80. 5.
And my cousin was buying something from him, if you know
what I mean. My heart was like, Oh my God,
no, this cannot be. And you already made out with
him. This, this ain't him, right?
So now I was like, oh, I have to.
Well, maybe he he, he got his phone number.
(12:40):
You don't know, maybe that maybehe did.
The baby daddy traded the phone in and and it went up for grabs
and somebody else got the phone.Number bathroom and I'm
literally sitting in the bathroom and I'm like.
What do I? Do he literally?
Drove us here. A Jeep.
You got to eat. You got to have him take you
(13:01):
home. I mean, get a free bail.
Why me? You just got to beg out with him
one more time. What do you care?
He said he. Was a good.
Kisser Oh my sister. And I'm like.
Oh. Come get me like yesterday.
Like this has gone horribly wrong.
Tell no one and just come get me.
You know, if there is only an Uber or Lyft or something like
(13:21):
that that you could have, you know, called and left.
And then he's texting me. He's like, hey, so what's up?
Umm, and I was like, hey, so I wasn't feeling well and I just
went out the side and I seen my sister here.
So she ended up just taking me home.
But umm, I think we like kind ofknow each other and I'm not
really interested anymore. Then I blocked him on
(13:43):
everything. Two days later, my cousin's
calling me mad at me. Oh, so you're just going to make
out with my baby dad? You're just going to make out
with my baby dad. OK, so I did.
But it was. Not like intentionally done, am
I? An asshole?
Yes, you are. You should have that.
You should have at least had a dinner.
(14:04):
Thank you. Next.
If I had to experience this, so do you guys have story time for
the person I met at a random parking lot yesterday?
I had a chiropractor appointmentan hour away from where I live.
So I drove all the way there andon my way home there's like this
bargain place where you can get like not the point.
There's this place that. I've been.
Wanting to go. I haven't been over in that.
I like a DJ Max or. Something like that.
And I was like, OK, I'm finally in the area.
I'll be on the way home. I can stop by, I have some time,
(14:26):
go in this place. I find that gorgeous marble
table that I posted about yesterday and when I'm checking
out this guy comes what the. Hell, is she talking?
About and an older man. Yeah, I don't know.
She just keeps. Talking.
He's he was, yeah. She's probably a 60.
She's no, she's probably a 60 looks and 65 crazy.
Like, did you check out the Christmas side?
(14:46):
And I didn't know there was likea whole nother warehouse next
door that had Christmas stuff. So I'm like, Oh my gosh, thank
you so much. 7060 I. Had no idea that was over there.
I'm totally going over there. And I did, and I had a
Christmas. Oh, women going to love this
that we're rating them now on crazy and looks.
She's great. So I'm really glad I went over
there. It's $5.00, so I go over there.
I'm on the Christmas side for like 30 minutes looking through
everything. They had so much stuff.
(15:06):
And then I go out into the parking lot after buying my
Christmas tree skirt. It's like 30 minutes later
putting the table in my car and none other than the same man
pulls up right next to me in histruck and I'm like, Oh no, Just
like, yeah. Because right now he knows
you're 60 in looks. He knows that.
So he's he pulled up to have a conversation to see if you're
crazy matches the 60. No, as a woman, you're like,
(15:29):
great. Like what?
Opens his window. Figures and he's like, did you
get anything? And I'm like, you're so sweet,
like I am also, I just don't have the heart to like not
engage. So I'm like, I did.
I got a tree sticker like thank you so much.
I'm so excited. Whatever he started, he enters
the conversation just by being like, this stuff's not really
that important. But to give you some back story,
he's like, do you have kids at home?
I have a bag of candy. I'd love to give it to you.
Like, you know, I don't have kids at home.
(15:49):
I don't need it. Thank you.
She's a kid herself. Much whatever.
And then he's like, she's like. 18 she went.
Over to the store and like he collects dollar bills and cents
and change and all this stuff because.
You can give me some of those. It has different some pennies
are worth a lot of money and he's telling me how the last
penny was made last week. Super passionately speaking
about pennies. I'm like totally interested.
Honestly, I was like, this is a fun conversation.
(16:09):
One thing about me, I will talk to anyone and everyone.
I love learning about people. I love talking to people.
The second someone's weird, I have no problem ending the
conversation. But if they're not crossing that
line, then like, we can be best friends.
I don't care. Well, he's like telling me all
these things. I'm like, that's sweet.
That's awesome. And if you were like a 30 on the
look scale, he wouldn't be having this.
Conversation. Go home and check all my
(16:30):
pennies, all the things. And he's like, what do you do?
What's your name? I'm like, well, I do social
media. My name's Olivia.
Whatever. Not really.
Oh God, right. Then you roll your window back
up and you take off. Oh my God, she's an influencer.
Too much. Of course she's an influencer.
And he's like, I guarded one of the presidents for a job.
I'm like, Oh well. That's a cool.
You don't come across those people every day.
(16:51):
So awesome, so excited for you. Conversation is flowing
swimmingly. Things are great.
And then he looks at me and he goes.
And then I went to prison for 21years for a double martyr.
I knew it was coming. I'm like something like nice,
great, phenomenal things are flowing through my brain.
I'm just being honest with you. I'm like, great.
By now I felt like we had enoughof a relationship, so I just
looked him like, now why did youdo that?
(17:13):
Window up and leave, lock the door, go home.
Like, why'd? You do.
That, Oh my God, he's a. Project like, you know, it's
terrible, obviously, but I'm like, not really the time to
place more blame on the man thatwent to prison for 21 years and
he looks at me and like too muchtime is passing.
I'm like, we've got to get this conversation or I'm getting on
the road. Looks me and he goes.
(17:34):
Yeah, you should really leave atthis point when he says he did
21 years in jail for double murder.
You should just go. The catches, Olivia, I didn't do
it. And I'm like.
What, Yeah, everybody in jail didn't do.
It in my brain. Everybody in jail is.
Innocent again, I don't know this guy.
I don't know anything about him.So I'm still, again, as a woman,
(17:56):
you're on high alert. Sometimes I'm like, I trust you,
but I don't like. Maybe I'm just.
You're talking to a guy through your windows of your car.
Part of me is like, oh. With a Christmas tree skirt in
the back seat. He's a nice guy.
Like I'm just like you may have like, let me give you my card.
You can look me up all the things and I'm like, again, take
the card and like whatever to Get Me Out of this conversation
(18:16):
at this point. Again, great guy, super sweet,
but that was kind of a bomb to drop on a new friend.
Whatever. I'm like, that's crazy you
experienced that. I'm so sorry.
He's like telling me how he was a cop, he was a veteran, all
these things. He's a wonderful person and he
got wrongfully accused for a double murder that he didn't
commit. Double murder.
Turns out he didn't. Right.
OK. Well, if you're going to do 21
years, you probably did it. The jury found you.
(18:42):
To be guilty, I did all this research.
It's a huge case in the area. I'd never heard of it.
The case went cold in like 1990 and he ended up getting
arrested. And you weren't even born.
Yet like 2002 spent 21 years in federal prison and then got out
because amazing people figured out that he didn't do it.
Like he didn't do it. He genuinely, I mean, I can only
(19:05):
form my own opinion at this point based on the research I've
seen, but he didn't do it. He didn't do it.
There's like a documentary or something.
I'm going to watch it. We tried to watch some videos on
him last night. He makes greeting cards.
I'm like, well, now I kind of want to like sit down for lunch.
He had told me when he handed methat business card, He's like,
call me sometime and I'm like. I see right here, Jimmy, she
wants the bad boy and you can't get any batter. 21 years for a
(19:30):
double murder? Probably.
Won't be calling like. I don't expect you're.
Going to be calling God guarantee.
I want to call you. I want to hear your entire
story. I want to be best friends.
What a freaking amazing story. Like like something like why did
I meet you? Why did we randomly become
friends? Why did we just talk in the
park? Oh my.
God, she's going. To sleep, I don't know, just so
intrigued. And I'm like, so the people you
meet like This is why I love talking to people because does
(19:53):
it sometimes get me into trouble?
Occasionally. But do I usually meet really
cool people all the time? When you end up missing, we're
going to have this video and we're going to go back and say
we know who did it. You know the guy that did it. 21
years for a double murder. Yeah, you should go find him.
(20:16):
Here's his business card.
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