December 11, 2025 • 24 mins
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Live on the Alex Bones Radio Network.
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world. The.
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Over 25,000,000 daily listeners listen to that.
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Jimmy, kick me off please with avideo.
Story Time So last spring I had only been dating my boyfriend
for about 6 months. I got to his house on a
Saturday, I spent the night, we stayed up late.
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So Sunday afternoon rolls around.
We're taking a nap, nobody else clothes on.
We're intertwined. This sounds like a good date so
far. Started on Saturday, still going
on Sunday. Still no clothes.
Sleeping at like 2:00 PM, all ofa sudden we get woken up by the
doorbell, the buzzer. Oh my God, and you're naked.
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Now. I gotta find clothes.
Cloud obnoxious and. Why are you ringing my doorbell?
Oh God, I can't stand that. Then kind of like waking up
suddenly. That's it, I'm going to answer
the door naked. You should never answer the door
naked, that will scare a lot of people.
We hear a key in the door and somebody walks in.
Oh no. And my boyfriend jumps up.
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He kind of pokes his head out the bedroom door and there's a
woman's voice that's calling out.
Oh, who's got a key to the house?
And it's his wife. She got home unexpectedly.
Plot twist though is we're in anE&M relationship, meaning she
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knew I was there. We knew she was coming home but
lost track of time because we were napping and nobody got
dressed. He goes out and gives her a hug
and a kiss. She comes into the bedroom as
I'm kind of like waking up and comes and gives me a hug and a
kiss. Oh, this story just got good.
My boyfriend and I put our clothes back on, no.
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No, no, keep them off. And then we chat.
She had just gotten back home from her boyfriend's house and.
Oh God, why do people do this? I mean we we can joke all day
long about it. This is just wrong on so many
levels. You just got diseases flowing,
free flowing. You know, this is how syphilis
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gets get never gets knocked out because everybody just keeps
sleeping with each other. Hadn't spent the weekend with
him. And then why you even married if
you're going to do things like that?
I mean, just get a divorce, thenyou can sleep with as many
people as you want. Nobody cares why you got.
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I think she was actually gettingready to like go do something
else as well. So she was like back at their
house for a little bit and then got ready as like.
And you're fine with this. You are good with this
relationship. We're chatting and she gets
ready to to head back out because I've only been in an E&M
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relationship for a little over ayear.
I remember that moment of feeling like, wow, if somebody,
if I, if I had told this story to somebody, like I'm in my
boyfriend's house, his wife shows up almost unexpectedly, I
would be like, this is crazy. But the only reason I feel like
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it feels like a crazy story is because.
It's a completely bonker story. It's not like the normal.
It's not. How do people live lives like
this? Yeah, I I could never do it.
I mean, OK, I could probably do it.
Yeah, that'd be fine. Because it's, it's one guy and
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there's two hot girls because this girl's hot, so his wife's
got to be hot. Yeah, he's living the best life.
I mean, Gee, this girlfriend isn't living the best life.
But this guy, he's living the best life.
He's really used to it, but I think if you're in the ENM
community, it's a beautiful story because the fact that her
and I are so close and we can have that type of relationship
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and everybody. It's just strange.
Good, and we all have great communication and transparency.
Which is very strange. Do talk about it.
You know, it's like, oh, I mean,my girlfriend, the one, you
know, the one you walked in on, Yeah, we had sex all night long
and and you could only go for like 5-6, seven minutes.
This broad can go forever. You talk about that amongst each
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other. It's really fun to be able to
have that level of. Yeah.
I don't. I don't.
I don't. Know it felt dramatic in it
didn't feel dramatic. It felt like it could be a
dramatic story. So that's why I'm telling you,
no, it is. It's a completely dramatic story
and I don't know how you do it. I mean hats off to you guys
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living his best life. Thank you.
Next. You guys want to hear something
gross? Of course, it's why we do this.
Show one of my customers. Oh, oh, wait, hold on,
customers, I. Think she's a prostitute?
Oh. Has messaged me relentlessly.
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Yeah, 'cause he, he, he's got money to burn.
You just got paid. Because he is a CUCK and.
CUC. He wants me.
I think she spelled that wrong. Yeah, I think she did too.
To mail him a used comedum. Used well, it's going to tie a
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little knot in the end of it. Can you ship that in the mail?
I think the mailman would be when you bring that into the
mail, they go, is this liquid orexplosive and you go yes.
So that when he gets it in the mail he can open it up and drink
the contents. Oh, oh God, no, I can't.
I can't, Jimmy. No, no, no, no.
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Move on. Thank you.
Next. Completely random fun fact that
will probably disturb a lot of you.
The last video that's going to disturb me for at least two
days, it's going to be just in the back of my head.
Is there somebody? In this.
World that wants that mailed to him.
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You know, he's going to ask somebody, hey, can you drop that
in the mail and send it to me, please, because keep going.
So the space shuttle Challenger exploded in 1986 on live
television. Yeah, I saw it.
The television. You were alive.
Yes, I was in science class. You were.
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In 1986, that's like the 19. Hundreds.
Yes. I was in science class and fun
fact, science teacher smoked in class.
In the 1900s. Yes, in the 1986's.
As launch of the space shuttle it as it was taking off.
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And TV back. Then yeah, they they showed it
on TV. It's.
The rocket exploded. Chances are you've seen the
explosion at some point, yeah? I saw it in class and we went,
oh, and then the teacher turned it off and went, all right,
what? I go back to the quiz now.
Anyway, if you watch footage of the explosion carefully, you can
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see that the cockpit that housedall of the.
He said it right, He spelled it wrong.
The last girl. Is this a conspiracy theory kind
of like 911? Yeah, is he's a conspiracy
theorist. Thoughts.
Inside it was actually propelled.
In my face? Why is this light in my face?
Right? That's a bright light.
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Why? Why is that light in my face?
But just move it, Jimmy. Hey, I'm trying to it's just
it's really bright and I don't know why that hurts my.
Eyes, don't worry about the light, go back to the sky.
As you're watching, you can see the cockpit just get launched
way farther up into the air thanany other part of the rocket.
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It reached a higher apogee than any other part of the shuttle,
and it came back down to Earth at a total free fall,
unaccompanied by anything else. See, now that fell, it's things
are just falling and there's lights and everything's messed
up in the studio. Wow.
What'd you do in the studio whenI was in?
Here, you're the only one that comes in the studio.
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The messed up part is that it remained completely intact and
properly pressurized the whole time, meaning that it's pretty
likely that many, if not all of the astronauts inside
experienced the entire thing. Oh God, that's horrible.
Including their entire fall backdown to Earth.
Oh. That's horrible.
Literally gives me nightmares. I'll tell you what gives me
nightmares is the last video. And I'm still stuck on this
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light being really bright. Forget about the light, Jimmy.
Thank you. Next.
OK, men need your brutal honesty.
Oh, you'll get it. Like, brutally.
OK, we'll give it to you. You ready?
Do you? Prefer a woman with natural
curly hair or the fact that she straightens it puts time and
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effort into her makeup or just being naturally.
Obviously, US women, we like to put our time and effort into
doing our makeup. Women have hair.
Women wear makeup. Women have faces.
We notice if you don't look good.
All right, here, here's the deal.
We notice when you're wearing too much makeup or no makeup.
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No, we don't even notice no makeup.
We notice too much makeup hair, as long as it's there.
You act like we notice things wedon't.
We only notice your boobs in your butt.
That's all we noticed. Doing our hair, having our nails
done. Yeah, we don't notice nails.
Come on. That brief moment I.
Mean we notice if there's like oil and grease underneath your
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fingernails, I think we would notice that.
You'd be like, ah, did you rebuild the transmission last
night? Just like me?
We noticed that, but we we don'tnotice so.
We. We feel good about ourself like
we feel like. Hey, we're on point.
That that's all we care about isyou have that attitude.
If you have the attitude, we don't even notice.
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We we notice your hair is curly or straight, we don't care.
What is a man's honest take on it?
That's our honest take. We don't notice.
You think we do, you know. Why?
It's because. You have friends that are gay.
OK, so you have gay male friends.
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The gay male friends notice things.
They go, oh, sweetheart, you have great lip liner or eyeliner
or eyeliner. I don't whatever the whatever
the hell the gays say. And you say, well, that must be
all guys. No, it's only gays.
Real men don't notice nothing. Thank you.
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Next. Date #1 super normal, lots of
common interests. So he texts me the next day and
I'm hanging out at my parents house and I'm in their pool and
I'm in one of those like floating recliner things and I
have my feet kicked up. So he asked me what I'm doing
that day. And I said I'm I'm kicked up
with my feet up, tore up from the.
Floor up and I just sent him a picture.
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Find you. The POV is like all legs and
like way in the distance is my little feet.
He text me back and says I like the tattoo on your foot.
Do you have a tattoo on your foot?
I clock it and I'm like, did youzoom in on my feet?
So this is the part where he admits that he has a.
Of course he did. Which guy's not?
Going to say zoom in on your feet.
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I mean, we got to see if you have big gross finger
fingernails. Toenails.
Yeah, we got to see if you have big growth toenails like like a
Yeti. Again, we don't kink shame day
#2 we go on a hike. So we get to the trailhead and
there's a rest. What's wrong with if he's in the
feet, what's wrong with that? It's room there and he tells me
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OK, I'm just going to use the restroom before we go on this
hike. I brought my dog with me so.
Did you bring your feet? While he's in the bathroom, my
dog decided to also go to the bathroom.
This man comes out of the bathroom and sees me cleaning up
after my dog and says well I can't Unsee that now.
He was aware that I had a dog. But he probably meant that
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you're bending over and you had the plumber's crack or
something, I don't know. I'm not sure what he thought I
did when my dog went to the bathroom.
Surely he didn't think that I just left it there Like a
degenerate moving on or walking in this hike for a while.
It's probably been about an hourwith a dog.
And in your hot feet. Like conversation is normal.
We start to get like into a little bit deeper into the
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woods. And now mind you, I'm the person
who puts hiking on my dating profile because I actually
actually do like hiking. We're a little bit into this
hike and we get to a point whereit's like a little less traveled
and he's like, we should probably go back.
Yeah, I'm getting tired. My feet hurt.
I was like let. Me see your feet.
It's only been like an hour. Is everything OK?
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An hour. Yeah, who goes hiking for longer
than an hour? I mean, if you, if you hike for
an hour, you're probably like 5 miles away from the car.
That means when you turn back around, there's going to be
another. That means you're do you walk 10
miles? Like you're not feeling well,
whatever. And he's like, it's just getting
like a little dodgy and I reallyjust don't want.
To get my shoes dirty. So as we're leaving he asked me
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if I want to go home with him and I'm like I'm actually tired,
dirty, just want to go home. At some point after that date,
homeboy texts me and it's like, hey, I was a little off.
Can I see your feet again? I really want to be.
Can I see your dog's feet take? It up to you.
Come over, I'll make you dinner.I drive about an hour to this
man's house and I get there and he has a couch and a desk.
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No coffee table. No dining room table.
What happens? Where are we eating dinner,
King? On my bed, on the floor.
And if only that was the immediate concern.
But I went into the kitchen to see what he was cooking for us,
and he was making us. Prepackaged burgers.
Did you put one to meet a chef with a dining room table on your
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Hinge profile? Probably not.
It's fine. I'm not bougie.
It was bird. You're not bougie.
She's completely bougie. Yeah, even Jamie thinks you are.
No sides. But.
He made no sides. He made. 3/2 for himself, one
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for the. Lady.
Well, because rods don't eat more than one hamburger.
Would I have eaten 2? Maybe, maybe not.
But. Isn't it?
He doesn't want to waste a burger.
Insane to prepare less food for your guests than you did for
yourself. No, because Broads don't eat
that much. You probably won't even eat 1
hamburger. You'll eat half of it, and
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you'll pick at the other half. You don't even eat at all.
Am I crazy about this? Yes, you're completely crazy.
My raw. So as we sit there eating our
Bubba burgers on tray tables that he pulled out from behind
the couch, conversation was normal.
We eat, we're talking, we're hanging out, and then you know.
Things. All.
Right then you get get up and you, you know, brush your teeth
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and then you go jump into bed and show me your feet.
So we get to the bedroom and nowI have to face the actual
reality of the kink that I sworethat I could be supportive about
now if my feet were part. He just zoomed in on your feet,
Dear God part. Of the situation that would be
fine I'm down with that. Quickly realized my feet were
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the whole situation like 10 minutes of the situation like
between my toes was wet and the rest of me.
Was dry. So before it got any further.
Well then that's your problem. I stopped him and I left.
I said I don't think this is going to work out.
I don't see this going anywhere and it should have ended there.
Alas, the next day I am out withfriends and he's texting me
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trying to make plans again and. Yeah, 'cause he liked your feet.
I'm like, hey, I just really don't think that we should see
each other again. Firing off texts about how he
deserved better than this. This could have at least been a
phone call. I can't believe you're dropping
me via text. We had three days.
Thank you drive through. I am pregnant with my brother's
baby. Whoa, whoa, why did she just
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say? Yeah, you must listen to that
again. I am pregnant.
With my brother's baby, my full blood brother.
And I am terrified. Terrified to tell them.
You should be terrified to tell your mom.
Me and my husband have been together for a little over six
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years. So you're married and you're
pregnant with your brother. I already had four children and
from previous relationships. Jerry, Jerry.
Jerry. He took those kids on.
I don't think she's got top teeth, I think she just has
bottom teeth. And I think the bottom teeth are
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getting ready. They're fixing to fall out.
The bottom teeth not good and I don't think she has top teeth
either. 10 years. Older than me.
Well, Fast forward to now, 2025.OK but I think if your sister
has teeth like that and no teethon the top, I'm pretty sure you
can bang her. Thank you.
Next. OK, so one.
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Of the most. Common questions I get when I
tell people I'm an OBGYN or a gynecologic surgeon is what is
the weirdest thing you have found in someone's vagina?
Star Wars figures. Listen to the and if you want to
hear the weirdest thing. I'm going to start from the most
common to the weirdest. What's what's a common?
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There shouldn't be anything in there except like a tampon.
So I do several pelvic exams andpap smears every day.
Lucky and fine. Hair in the vagina like hair
from the head. If it's not bothering the
patient, they're not complainingof any issues.
I don't do anything about it usually.
A lot of times it'll just work its way out, no big deal.
It's like a hair like you just keep pulling it like lucky.
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Next most common thing is probably a tampon, yeah.
That's what I said, that that should be in there.
Now these people are going to fall in one of two groups.
So the first is people that comein saying, hey, I, I'm on my
period. I put a tampon up there.
I can't find the strings. Like I tried to reach it.
I couldn't reach it. And I'll put a speculum in and
it'll be like kind of sideways and wrapped around the cervix.
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I'll pull it out. Second is the people that come
in saying, hey, I'm having weirdodor, weird discharge.
I'm not sure what's going on. I'll put them a speculum up
there and I'll find a, an old tampon.
Lucky. What's a speculum?
Yeah, I don't know. So that's not that uncommon that
happened. I think it's one of those things
you put in and you open up and it looks like a duck.
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Yeah, I've never seen one of those.
Yeah, I think it looks like a metal duck.
Yeah, Whack. Whack opens and you can see it
and you pull it out. That's for sure.
Also when I ask people like, didyou know this was in there?
Like what's going on? People will either say like,
yeah, I, I was wondering, I was kind of worried that maybe.
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Yeah, why would you even ask? Move on.
Just take it out and say thank you.
Come again? I forgot to take one out or
they'll say something like, yeah, I got intoxicated and had
sex and I must have forgot it was in there so.
It happens, yeah. So those are kind of more like
the common things that I will find in the vagina.
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I've also found a menstrual discin the vagina that.
I don't know what that is. Patient forgot to take out but.
What is that? Yeah, I don't know.
The reason she came in? Google that, Jimmy.
Was because her partner was. I don't want to Google that on
the radio station computer because they'll see that I was
looking up that and then they'llfire me.
So I don't. I'll look it up when I get home.
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Yeah, you look it up and having and then you tell me what?
It is during intercourse her partner felt like he was hitting
something, and he certainly was.Her menstrual disc was still in
the. Menstrual disc, I don't know
what. That there or cop her menstrual
cop was still in there and he had I.
Think there's like a diaphragm? Been for a while.
So those are kind of. What's that?
Yeah, look that up when you get home.
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The more. Common things.
The weirdest thing I found in the vagina.
The Star Wars figure. The patient came in complaining
of pain during intercourse. She said that when she had
intercourse, she felt like she was getting stabbed on one side
of her vagina. OK.
There's a knife in there. So I did a speculum exam.
Lucky. And I saw something.
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I was like, what the what is that?
That's So what is that? A lightsaber.
So I put what we call rings, a fork 4 stops which are just like
a long like grasping device intothe vagina.
Grabbed it and pull it out. It was a little tiny plastic
container with a white powdery substance in it.
It's. Cocaina.
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Cocaina. And she got real shifty when I
pulled it out. Oh, you pulled the cocaine?
I said oh I, I found this in your vagina.
Yeah, I was looking for that. And she said Cocaina basically
blamed me, said well, what is that?
Yeah, you planted that. How did that get in there?
Like why is that in there? Yeah, you're trying to frame me.
Said I don't know, I don't know.And then she.
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She's a drug mule. She did to ask me if I was going
to dispose of it or send it to pathology.
Or give it to me and let me leave with it.
I don't know if she was worried that it would be sent to
pathology and found out to be something drug related or if she
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still wanted it. I'm not sure.
But I said to her, I'm going to put it in a biohazard bag and
I'm going to dispose of it. Is that OK with you?
And she said yes. But so to me, that is still the
weirdest thing that I found in the vagina.
Like very strange. But so anyways.
But in terms of tampons, very common.
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See it all the time, so lucky. But no Star Wars figures.
Oh, even when you feel How aboutchocolate Bunny rabbits are on
Easter time? You.
Can still go. How about those Little Debbie
Christmas tree weird things? You find those?
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I got so many questions.
From high atop the Alex Bones building.
Broadcasting from the Alex BonesStudio.
Live on the Alex Bones Radio Network.
This is the number one syndicated radio show in the
world. The.
Alex Bones show. I'm ready.
You ready? Let's all be ready.
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Let's go. Let's go.
Show. It's the show right here.
Over 25,000,000 daily listeners listen to that.
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We are the number one syndicatedradio show in the world.
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We play videos, we tell you about the videos, we tell you
what's right, what's wrong, what's good, what's bad.
Jimmy, kick me off please with avideo.
Story Time So last spring I had only been dating my boyfriend
for about 6 months. I got to his house on a
Saturday, I spent the night, we stayed up late.
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So Sunday afternoon rolls around.
We're taking a nap, nobody else clothes on.
We're intertwined. This sounds like a good date so
far. Started on Saturday, still going
on Sunday. Still no clothes.
Sleeping at like 2:00 PM, all ofa sudden we get woken up by the
doorbell, the buzzer. Oh my God, and you're naked.
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Now. I gotta find clothes.
Cloud obnoxious and. Why are you ringing my doorbell?
Oh God, I can't stand that. Then kind of like waking up
suddenly. That's it, I'm going to answer
the door naked. You should never answer the door
naked, that will scare a lot of people.
We hear a key in the door and somebody walks in.
Oh no. And my boyfriend jumps up.
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He kind of pokes his head out the bedroom door and there's a
woman's voice that's calling out.
Oh, who's got a key to the house?
And it's his wife. She got home unexpectedly.
Plot twist though is we're in anE&M relationship, meaning she
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knew I was there. We knew she was coming home but
lost track of time because we were napping and nobody got
dressed. He goes out and gives her a hug
and a kiss. She comes into the bedroom as
I'm kind of like waking up and comes and gives me a hug and a
kiss. Oh, this story just got good.
My boyfriend and I put our clothes back on, no.
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No, no, keep them off. And then we chat.
She had just gotten back home from her boyfriend's house and.
Oh God, why do people do this? I mean we we can joke all day
long about it. This is just wrong on so many
levels. You just got diseases flowing,
free flowing. You know, this is how syphilis
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gets get never gets knocked out because everybody just keeps
sleeping with each other. Hadn't spent the weekend with
him. And then why you even married if
you're going to do things like that?
I mean, just get a divorce, thenyou can sleep with as many
people as you want. Nobody cares why you got.
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I think she was actually gettingready to like go do something
else as well. So she was like back at their
house for a little bit and then got ready as like.
And you're fine with this. You are good with this
relationship. We're chatting and she gets
ready to to head back out because I've only been in an E&M
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relationship for a little over ayear.
I remember that moment of feeling like, wow, if somebody,
if I, if I had told this story to somebody, like I'm in my
boyfriend's house, his wife shows up almost unexpectedly, I
would be like, this is crazy. But the only reason I feel like
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it feels like a crazy story is because.
It's a completely bonker story. It's not like the normal.
It's not. How do people live lives like
this? Yeah, I I could never do it.
I mean, OK, I could probably do it.
Yeah, that'd be fine. Because it's, it's one guy and
(04:56):
there's two hot girls because this girl's hot, so his wife's
got to be hot. Yeah, he's living the best life.
I mean, Gee, this girlfriend isn't living the best life.
But this guy, he's living the best life.
He's really used to it, but I think if you're in the ENM
community, it's a beautiful story because the fact that her
and I are so close and we can have that type of relationship
(05:20):
and everybody. It's just strange.
Good, and we all have great communication and transparency.
Which is very strange. Do talk about it.
You know, it's like, oh, I mean,my girlfriend, the one, you
know, the one you walked in on, Yeah, we had sex all night long
and and you could only go for like 5-6, seven minutes.
This broad can go forever. You talk about that amongst each
(05:43):
other. It's really fun to be able to
have that level of. Yeah.
I don't. I don't.
I don't. Know it felt dramatic in it
didn't feel dramatic. It felt like it could be a
dramatic story. So that's why I'm telling you,
no, it is. It's a completely dramatic story
and I don't know how you do it. I mean hats off to you guys
(06:04):
living his best life. Thank you.
Next. You guys want to hear something
gross? Of course, it's why we do this.
Show one of my customers. Oh, oh, wait, hold on,
customers, I. Think she's a prostitute?
Oh. Has messaged me relentlessly.
(06:26):
Yeah, 'cause he, he, he's got money to burn.
You just got paid. Because he is a CUCK and.
CUC. He wants me.
I think she spelled that wrong. Yeah, I think she did too.
To mail him a used comedum. Used well, it's going to tie a
(06:51):
little knot in the end of it. Can you ship that in the mail?
I think the mailman would be when you bring that into the
mail, they go, is this liquid orexplosive and you go yes.
So that when he gets it in the mail he can open it up and drink
the contents. Oh, oh God, no, I can't.
I can't, Jimmy. No, no, no, no.
(07:15):
Move on. Thank you.
Next. Completely random fun fact that
will probably disturb a lot of you.
The last video that's going to disturb me for at least two
days, it's going to be just in the back of my head.
Is there somebody? In this.
World that wants that mailed to him.
(07:39):
You know, he's going to ask somebody, hey, can you drop that
in the mail and send it to me, please, because keep going.
So the space shuttle Challenger exploded in 1986 on live
television. Yeah, I saw it.
The television. You were alive.
Yes, I was in science class. You were.
(08:02):
In 1986, that's like the 19. Hundreds.
Yes. I was in science class and fun
fact, science teacher smoked in class.
In the 1900s. Yes, in the 1986's.
As launch of the space shuttle it as it was taking off.
(08:23):
And TV back. Then yeah, they they showed it
on TV. It's.
The rocket exploded. Chances are you've seen the
explosion at some point, yeah? I saw it in class and we went,
oh, and then the teacher turned it off and went, all right,
what? I go back to the quiz now.
Anyway, if you watch footage of the explosion carefully, you can
(08:43):
see that the cockpit that housedall of the.
He said it right, He spelled it wrong.
The last girl. Is this a conspiracy theory kind
of like 911? Yeah, is he's a conspiracy
theorist. Thoughts.
Inside it was actually propelled.
In my face? Why is this light in my face?
Right? That's a bright light.
(09:05):
Why? Why is that light in my face?
But just move it, Jimmy. Hey, I'm trying to it's just
it's really bright and I don't know why that hurts my.
Eyes, don't worry about the light, go back to the sky.
As you're watching, you can see the cockpit just get launched
way farther up into the air thanany other part of the rocket.
(09:26):
It reached a higher apogee than any other part of the shuttle,
and it came back down to Earth at a total free fall,
unaccompanied by anything else. See, now that fell, it's things
are just falling and there's lights and everything's messed
up in the studio. Wow.
What'd you do in the studio whenI was in?
Here, you're the only one that comes in the studio.
(09:48):
The messed up part is that it remained completely intact and
properly pressurized the whole time, meaning that it's pretty
likely that many, if not all of the astronauts inside
experienced the entire thing. Oh God, that's horrible.
Including their entire fall backdown to Earth.
Oh. That's horrible.
Literally gives me nightmares. I'll tell you what gives me
nightmares is the last video. And I'm still stuck on this
(10:11):
light being really bright. Forget about the light, Jimmy.
Thank you. Next.
OK, men need your brutal honesty.
Oh, you'll get it. Like, brutally.
OK, we'll give it to you. You ready?
Do you? Prefer a woman with natural
curly hair or the fact that she straightens it puts time and
(10:32):
effort into her makeup or just being naturally.
Obviously, US women, we like to put our time and effort into
doing our makeup. Women have hair.
Women wear makeup. Women have faces.
We notice if you don't look good.
All right, here, here's the deal.
We notice when you're wearing too much makeup or no makeup.
(10:56):
No, we don't even notice no makeup.
We notice too much makeup hair, as long as it's there.
You act like we notice things wedon't.
We only notice your boobs in your butt.
That's all we noticed. Doing our hair, having our nails
done. Yeah, we don't notice nails.
Come on. That brief moment I.
Mean we notice if there's like oil and grease underneath your
(11:18):
fingernails, I think we would notice that.
You'd be like, ah, did you rebuild the transmission last
night? Just like me?
We noticed that, but we we don'tnotice so.
We. We feel good about ourself like
we feel like. Hey, we're on point.
That that's all we care about isyou have that attitude.
If you have the attitude, we don't even notice.
(11:39):
We we notice your hair is curly or straight, we don't care.
What is a man's honest take on it?
That's our honest take. We don't notice.
You think we do, you know. Why?
It's because. You have friends that are gay.
OK, so you have gay male friends.
(12:00):
The gay male friends notice things.
They go, oh, sweetheart, you have great lip liner or eyeliner
or eyeliner. I don't whatever the whatever
the hell the gays say. And you say, well, that must be
all guys. No, it's only gays.
Real men don't notice nothing. Thank you.
(12:22):
Next. Date #1 super normal, lots of
common interests. So he texts me the next day and
I'm hanging out at my parents house and I'm in their pool and
I'm in one of those like floating recliner things and I
have my feet kicked up. So he asked me what I'm doing
that day. And I said I'm I'm kicked up
with my feet up, tore up from the.
Floor up and I just sent him a picture.
(12:43):
Find you. The POV is like all legs and
like way in the distance is my little feet.
He text me back and says I like the tattoo on your foot.
Do you have a tattoo on your foot?
I clock it and I'm like, did youzoom in on my feet?
So this is the part where he admits that he has a.
Of course he did. Which guy's not?
Going to say zoom in on your feet.
(13:04):
I mean, we got to see if you have big gross finger
fingernails. Toenails.
Yeah, we got to see if you have big growth toenails like like a
Yeti. Again, we don't kink shame day
#2 we go on a hike. So we get to the trailhead and
there's a rest. What's wrong with if he's in the
feet, what's wrong with that? It's room there and he tells me
(13:25):
OK, I'm just going to use the restroom before we go on this
hike. I brought my dog with me so.
Did you bring your feet? While he's in the bathroom, my
dog decided to also go to the bathroom.
This man comes out of the bathroom and sees me cleaning up
after my dog and says well I can't Unsee that now.
He was aware that I had a dog. But he probably meant that
(13:45):
you're bending over and you had the plumber's crack or
something, I don't know. I'm not sure what he thought I
did when my dog went to the bathroom.
Surely he didn't think that I just left it there Like a
degenerate moving on or walking in this hike for a while.
It's probably been about an hourwith a dog.
And in your hot feet. Like conversation is normal.
We start to get like into a little bit deeper into the
(14:07):
woods. And now mind you, I'm the person
who puts hiking on my dating profile because I actually
actually do like hiking. We're a little bit into this
hike and we get to a point whereit's like a little less traveled
and he's like, we should probably go back.
Yeah, I'm getting tired. My feet hurt.
I was like let. Me see your feet.
It's only been like an hour. Is everything OK?
(14:29):
An hour. Yeah, who goes hiking for longer
than an hour? I mean, if you, if you hike for
an hour, you're probably like 5 miles away from the car.
That means when you turn back around, there's going to be
another. That means you're do you walk 10
miles? Like you're not feeling well,
whatever. And he's like, it's just getting
like a little dodgy and I reallyjust don't want.
To get my shoes dirty. So as we're leaving he asked me
(14:52):
if I want to go home with him and I'm like I'm actually tired,
dirty, just want to go home. At some point after that date,
homeboy texts me and it's like, hey, I was a little off.
Can I see your feet again? I really want to be.
Can I see your dog's feet take? It up to you.
Come over, I'll make you dinner.I drive about an hour to this
man's house and I get there and he has a couch and a desk.
(15:13):
No coffee table. No dining room table.
What happens? Where are we eating dinner,
King? On my bed, on the floor.
And if only that was the immediate concern.
But I went into the kitchen to see what he was cooking for us,
and he was making us. Prepackaged burgers.
Did you put one to meet a chef with a dining room table on your
(15:35):
Hinge profile? Probably not.
It's fine. I'm not bougie.
It was bird. You're not bougie.
She's completely bougie. Yeah, even Jamie thinks you are.
No sides. But.
He made no sides. He made. 3/2 for himself, one
(15:55):
for the. Lady.
Well, because rods don't eat more than one hamburger.
Would I have eaten 2? Maybe, maybe not.
But. Isn't it?
He doesn't want to waste a burger.
Insane to prepare less food for your guests than you did for
yourself. No, because Broads don't eat
that much. You probably won't even eat 1
hamburger. You'll eat half of it, and
(16:17):
you'll pick at the other half. You don't even eat at all.
Am I crazy about this? Yes, you're completely crazy.
My raw. So as we sit there eating our
Bubba burgers on tray tables that he pulled out from behind
the couch, conversation was normal.
We eat, we're talking, we're hanging out, and then you know.
Things. All.
Right then you get get up and you, you know, brush your teeth
(16:40):
and then you go jump into bed and show me your feet.
So we get to the bedroom and nowI have to face the actual
reality of the kink that I sworethat I could be supportive about
now if my feet were part. He just zoomed in on your feet,
Dear God part. Of the situation that would be
fine I'm down with that. Quickly realized my feet were
(17:01):
the whole situation like 10 minutes of the situation like
between my toes was wet and the rest of me.
Was dry. So before it got any further.
Well then that's your problem. I stopped him and I left.
I said I don't think this is going to work out.
I don't see this going anywhere and it should have ended there.
Alas, the next day I am out withfriends and he's texting me
(17:25):
trying to make plans again and. Yeah, 'cause he liked your feet.
I'm like, hey, I just really don't think that we should see
each other again. Firing off texts about how he
deserved better than this. This could have at least been a
phone call. I can't believe you're dropping
me via text. We had three days.
Thank you drive through. I am pregnant with my brother's
baby. Whoa, whoa, why did she just
(17:48):
say? Yeah, you must listen to that
again. I am pregnant.
With my brother's baby, my full blood brother.
And I am terrified. Terrified to tell them.
You should be terrified to tell your mom.
Me and my husband have been together for a little over six
(18:08):
years. So you're married and you're
pregnant with your brother. I already had four children and
from previous relationships. Jerry, Jerry.
Jerry. He took those kids on.
I don't think she's got top teeth, I think she just has
bottom teeth. And I think the bottom teeth are
(18:30):
getting ready. They're fixing to fall out.
The bottom teeth not good and I don't think she has top teeth
either. 10 years. Older than me.
Well, Fast forward to now, 2025.OK but I think if your sister
has teeth like that and no teethon the top, I'm pretty sure you
can bang her. Thank you.
Next. OK, so one.
(18:50):
Of the most. Common questions I get when I
tell people I'm an OBGYN or a gynecologic surgeon is what is
the weirdest thing you have found in someone's vagina?
Star Wars figures. Listen to the and if you want to
hear the weirdest thing. I'm going to start from the most
common to the weirdest. What's what's a common?
(19:11):
There shouldn't be anything in there except like a tampon.
So I do several pelvic exams andpap smears every day.
Lucky and fine. Hair in the vagina like hair
from the head. If it's not bothering the
patient, they're not complainingof any issues.
I don't do anything about it usually.
A lot of times it'll just work its way out, no big deal.
It's like a hair like you just keep pulling it like lucky.
(19:36):
Next most common thing is probably a tampon, yeah.
That's what I said, that that should be in there.
Now these people are going to fall in one of two groups.
So the first is people that comein saying, hey, I, I'm on my
period. I put a tampon up there.
I can't find the strings. Like I tried to reach it.
I couldn't reach it. And I'll put a speculum in and
it'll be like kind of sideways and wrapped around the cervix.
(19:57):
I'll pull it out. Second is the people that come
in saying, hey, I'm having weirdodor, weird discharge.
I'm not sure what's going on. I'll put them a speculum up
there and I'll find a, an old tampon.
Lucky. What's a speculum?
Yeah, I don't know. So that's not that uncommon that
happened. I think it's one of those things
you put in and you open up and it looks like a duck.
(20:20):
Yeah, I've never seen one of those.
Yeah, I think it looks like a metal duck.
Yeah, Whack. Whack opens and you can see it
and you pull it out. That's for sure.
Also when I ask people like, didyou know this was in there?
Like what's going on? People will either say like,
yeah, I, I was wondering, I was kind of worried that maybe.
(20:42):
Yeah, why would you even ask? Move on.
Just take it out and say thank you.
Come again? I forgot to take one out or
they'll say something like, yeah, I got intoxicated and had
sex and I must have forgot it was in there so.
It happens, yeah. So those are kind of more like
the common things that I will find in the vagina.
(21:03):
I've also found a menstrual discin the vagina that.
I don't know what that is. Patient forgot to take out but.
What is that? Yeah, I don't know.
The reason she came in? Google that, Jimmy.
Was because her partner was. I don't want to Google that on
the radio station computer because they'll see that I was
looking up that and then they'llfire me.
So I don't. I'll look it up when I get home.
(21:25):
Yeah, you look it up and having and then you tell me what?
It is during intercourse her partner felt like he was hitting
something, and he certainly was.Her menstrual disc was still in
the. Menstrual disc, I don't know
what. That there or cop her menstrual
cop was still in there and he had I.
Think there's like a diaphragm? Been for a while.
So those are kind of. What's that?
Yeah, look that up when you get home.
(21:46):
The more. Common things.
The weirdest thing I found in the vagina.
The Star Wars figure. The patient came in complaining
of pain during intercourse. She said that when she had
intercourse, she felt like she was getting stabbed on one side
of her vagina. OK.
There's a knife in there. So I did a speculum exam.
Lucky. And I saw something.
(22:07):
I was like, what the what is that?
That's So what is that? A lightsaber.
So I put what we call rings, a fork 4 stops which are just like
a long like grasping device intothe vagina.
Grabbed it and pull it out. It was a little tiny plastic
container with a white powdery substance in it.
It's. Cocaina.
(22:29):
Cocaina. And she got real shifty when I
pulled it out. Oh, you pulled the cocaine?
I said oh I, I found this in your vagina.
Yeah, I was looking for that. And she said Cocaina basically
blamed me, said well, what is that?
Yeah, you planted that. How did that get in there?
Like why is that in there? Yeah, you're trying to frame me.
Said I don't know, I don't know.And then she.
(22:54):
She's a drug mule. She did to ask me if I was going
to dispose of it or send it to pathology.
Or give it to me and let me leave with it.
I don't know if she was worried that it would be sent to
pathology and found out to be something drug related or if she
(23:14):
still wanted it. I'm not sure.
But I said to her, I'm going to put it in a biohazard bag and
I'm going to dispose of it. Is that OK with you?
And she said yes. But so to me, that is still the
weirdest thing that I found in the vagina.
Like very strange. But so anyways.
But in terms of tampons, very common.
(23:36):
See it all the time, so lucky. But no Star Wars figures.
Oh, even when you feel How aboutchocolate Bunny rabbits are on
Easter time? You.
Can still go. How about those Little Debbie
Christmas tree weird things? You find those?
(23:57):
I got so many questions.
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