November 25, 2025 • 25 mins
Buckle up for another wild ride on The Alex Bones Show—streaming live and on-demand at BonesShow.com! This episode is pure chaos gold, racking up 🔥🔥🔥 tons of likes as Alex dives headfirst into your juiciest TikTok confessions and viral vibes. Kicking things off: A listener's red-flag alert—why's that 3-week "boo" suddenly hitting her up for cash? (Smells like a scam, sis! 💸🚩)
Then, @jenn_2436 drops the Hillbilly Headline News with her signature Southern sass, breaking down the week's wildest backwoods buzz.
We roast the internet's hottest beef: The explosive #TuckerCarlson vs. #NickFuentes debate—America's dinner table just got spicier! 😤 Next, @samantha515714 vents on single life woes: Constant ghosting got you swiping left on hope? We've all been there. @sillyangiek serves up Thanksgiving nightmare fuel—boyfriend's fam drama turns the bird into a battlefield! 🦃💥 On a flirty high note, @questifyyourlifesierra unleashes the ultimate pickup line that'll have you closing deals faster than Black Friday sales. And @clarabellessss confesses: Is she too freaky for polite society? (Spoiler: Own it, queen! 😈)
Plus, special guest @grok crashes the party with AI-hot takes... and yeah, he's kinda mean about it. Brutal truths, belly laughs, and zero filters—subscribe now for the unhinged advice you didn't know you needed! Drop a like if you're team "block the beggars," comment your worst ghost story, and tune in weekly.
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Live on the Alex. Bones Radio Network.
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Alex Bones show. Are you ready now?
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Because we're going to start nowover 25,000,000 daily listeners.
Online@alexboneshow.com The number one syndicated radio show
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in the world. All right, Jimmy, go ahead.
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Are you here? I don't even see you.
I'm over here. Oh, he's in the corner.
All right, go ahead. Hit play.
Play me a video. I need all the grown men to
enter this chat. If you're not a man, you can
stay all. Right, Jimmy, you got us.
You got to go because you're nota man.
I am so a man. I'm old enough to be a man.
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All right, then I guess you can stay.
Because everyone is welcome here, but I I have a genuine
question. OK, we can answer it.
If you don't know someone, like if you just met someone, let's
say. Stranger danger.
Two to three weeks ago, would you feel comfortable enough
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genuinely asking that person to give you money?
Couple of weeks. You need some dough?
Sure, why not? Yeah, if I needed it, I'd say
hey, if you want to go out with me, you got to give me like 5
bucks so I can get gas. Yeah, I got no problem with
that. No, I don't like to ask anybody
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for money except my mom and dad.I asked my mom and dad for money
all the time. But I don't think a stranger
danger I would ask money for a stranger danger.
No, because that's wrong. If the answer is not no, I don't
want to hear it because why, why, why is some dude I haven't
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even known for three weeks? We've we've talked, we've hung
out one time. We went to lunch one time.
OK, you went to lunch one time. You've been talking for three
weeks. You're basically dating now.
Why is this man asking me for money?
Because he's a loser. Did you give him money?
I need to know why is someone socomfortable that I don't even
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know asking me for money. Because you've already been out
on a date, you've been talking for three weeks.
You know the guy, I mean, it's not like he's a stranger.
You just met him. It's not like you hit him up on
the the Tinder last night and then today he's saying, can I
borrow money? No, you've already been out.
You've already, you know, been texting for three weeks.
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Give the man a couple of bucks. You don't know my financial
situation. Well, you don't know his.
First of all, just because I look like I have my together
doesn't mean I do. Let's start there.
OK, well, if you're going to getserious, he's going to take your
money anyway because they, you know, that's what couples do.
Couples give money to each. I don't know what to tell you.
He's a loser. Thank you.
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Next. Speaker of the House Mike
Johnson says Tucker Carlson's interview.
This is this is Hillbilly Headlines.
Yeah, with Gen. 2436, with play the music, Jerry, because we got
to play this music. Because without this music it
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doesn't sound good, but with this music it's it's hillbilly
headline music, so it sounds more better.
Nick Fuentes last month was a big mistake, the speaker went on
to say. People should not be amplifying
Fuentes. Views.
He said Tucker has a lot of listeners and he thinks.
No, Tucker used to have a lot oflisteners.
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Tucker doesn't have any listeners now.
I hate Tucker Carlson. Giving.
Why do you hate Tucker Carlson? He's a good guy now.
He used to call a radio show long time ago.
And he always want to get on here.
Let me get on here. Let me get on here.
And we're like, no, you suck. We don't like you.
And then he's like going to get out of here.
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And he called like every other day.
Want to get on here, want to talk about stuff.
And he's like, no, I'm on the air, not you.
So then he went and he got on Fox News and then he got that
stand from that show. And then he's got it.
He didn't have no listeners now.Puentez, that platform was a
huge mistake. I have to agree with Mike
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Johnson on this. There is no room for views like
those of Nick Flint is in the Republican Party.
Exactly. Mike Johnson knows.
Tucker knows nothing. He barely knows how to put his
shoes on. He wasn't very smart when he's
trying to get on our show. I hear that he used to call the
hotline all the time. Yeah.
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We gave him the hotline number, and he would just call the
hotline. Call the hotline.
And if you've never been in radio, you don't know what the
hotline is. The hotline is this blinking
light that blinks when somebody calls it.
So when the hotline blinks, you think you're A, off the air B,
it's the boss calling to yell atme, which it usually was, or C,
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it's the engineer saying tell meto do something.
But no, Duncan Carlson had our hotline number and he would
call. I got big news.
No, you don't go away. So then the next day, hotline
rings. Hotline rings.
I got big news. No, you don't go away.
Or any party, for that matter. If you do not know who Nick
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Fuentes is, look into it. He's not a very kind, decent
human being, no. He's a bad guy.
Yeah. Nick Fuentes is one of those
guys that lives in Illinois who has a microphone in his basement
of his parents house and he's anactivist and a live streamer.
He's you. He has no listeners either, so
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both of them drive me nuts. Him and what's his name?
Tucker Carlson. Yeah.
I don't even like saying his name.
He is about as far right as you can get.
He is what we would call an extremist.
I bet Doc Washburn, he's buddy of ours.
Doc Washburn. I bet he's more right than I bet
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Doc's more right than he is. Doc is way right, but the Doc
speaks the truth. Extremists exist on both sides
of the aisle, left and right. They should not be platformed.
You good job with hillbilly headlines.
I have to say that that's your hillbilly headlines.
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I will let Jimmy say it. Thank you.
Next. Let's have this conversation.
So I watched a guys post earlierfrom like September about how he
like went out of his way to buy flowers for this girl and plan
this whole date and all this thing.
I never buy flowers for a girl. What's the last time you bought
flowers for a girl? Never ever.
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That's that's what I bought flowers.
Because the minute you buy flowers for a girl, she's going
to say who'd you screw? You screwed somebody, you're
making up for something. And she showed up late, ignored
in the whole time, and then ended up like ghosting him
afterwards, right? Well, here's my last two weeks.
So two weeks ago, guy asked me to go to lunch.
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Late lunch, sure, fine, whatever.
Kind of figured this guy would ghost me already.
Kind of has happened before withhim, so whatever.
It's happened before with him, so I went out with him before,
then he ghosted me. So then he wanted to go out
again and he's going to ghost meagain.
Why would you keep going out with him?
Is he the only guy that lives inyour in your town?
Is he the only one left on the tender?
Is that why you're going back out with him so he can ghost you
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again? Well, of course he does.
He ends up not speaking to me. Oh my.
God, after about 4:00 that day, so whatever.
No surprise. So then the following week, I'm
talking to a guy, right? It's a dating world.
You talk to more than one guy ata time.
Sometimes I struggle with that. Oh yeah, that's not a good
thing. Well, OK, so you've talked to
many guys at one time. Is it OK for the guys to talk to
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many girls at one time? Then?
You got to be fine with that then.
And we've been having casual conversation for like 5 days.
Couple days in, hey, let's meet for coffee this weekend.
And I was like, oh, for sure. And so we plan a meet for
coffee. Well, we're playing a meet.
It's about 40 minutes from whereI live.
Not a huge deal. Fine.
I'm also a single mom, so I havekids.
So I get up that morning, get around.
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And she's a mom with kids. That means multiple kids.
Go pick up my kid, get a babysitter.
Do. All of the things get ready to
leave my house and he proceeds to text me for the first time
that morning by the way, so I felt like this was coming and
say that his car is still in theshops so we need to.
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After you got a babysitter and you got ready and to get over
the babysitter and he's like, I'm sorry, car won't start.
Reschedule. First of all, it's freaking
2025. There are Ubers and Lyfts and
all the things. Second of all.
Yeah, but then his wife doesn't want him to go out.
So that's why he he said like, my car's broke because his wife
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says, no, we're staying in tonight.
And he's like, no, I want to go.We'll night friends.
And she's like, now you got to stay home with me and rub my
feet. And then he's like oh crap, now
I got to call this the Samantha 515714 and cancel on her.
Your car has been broke. All week.
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So maybe he's got a crappy car. Oh.
How have you been getting to andfrom work and to and from the
gym and all the things really, You just didn't want to meet
with me, which is fine, but thenwhy?
Is it all guys on the dating apps?
All of them go to the gym? All of them.
You don't find one of these Broads who's talk to any guy who
doesn't say I'm going to the gym.
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No, he's staying home with his wife.
That's what he's doing. He's not going to the gym.
Why even invite me? Because.
He's playing a game. Can't get over it.
I get it. There are probably a million
other girls that have much more to offer than I do.
Yeah, ones without kids. Or look better, Or hold better
conversation, or. Yeah, I mean, you don't look
bad. I mean you're, I don't know,
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probably like a 7 1/2, maybe maybe an 8, but you got kids.
So that takes you down to A1. So now you're a one and there's
other girls on there that are like a four.
So they're they're more better and then I'll cancel them or
cancel you for them. And then they think my car is
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great. Whenever but I also am not the
bottom of the barrel and also just don't invite me if you're
just going to ghost me or. Blow me off.
That was a game. So I just don't really
understand anymore and it's really frustrating.
Thank you. Next.
OK so it's Thanksgiving. I'm dating this guy.
We had been dating for like several months.
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We are going to spend the holiday together.
There was some drama with his sister-in-law on I Don't.
Know he's going to break up withyou before the holidays because
he doesn't want to buy you presents.
Her and if you want me to share that story, tell me and I no I.
Could care A. Lot.
But here's what happened on Thanksgiving.
So he has a very small family. I mean, we are expecting less
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than 10 people. We all fit at 1:00 dining room
table with the leaf in it right?My Mexican family could never
anyhow, so we're going to go to.Yeah, because there's like 75
Mexican to. His moms.
In one family. You know they.
All fit in Corollas. For Thanksgiving dinner, they're
creating for their menu and so he's like, OK, what should we
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bring? Like they're, you know, my
sister-in-law and my mom are creating the menu and I was
like, OK, I will make a green bean casserole.
Like I make an amazing green bean casserole.
It's like my star dish if I wantto like.
I don't like green bean casserole.
Yeah, nobody likes green bean casserole.
That's the thing that just sits there on the plate and nobody
gets it because I got oh, look, it's, it looks like throw up.
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It looks like. Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Grok, how do you make green beancasserole?
Throw a can of green beans in a bowl, Dump some cream of
mushroom soup on top. Sprinkle that fried onion.
Bake till it's hot. Done.
How do you make it not look likepuke?
Add a little cheese, grate some parm or whatever slaps, then top
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with extra onions so nobody notices.
Now that's a good that's a good recipe right there.
So there you go, make it. Make it not look like.
Do you impress somebody? This is what I make.
You may think it sounds boring. Trust me, it's not.
We are talking fresh green beans, fresh mushrooms.
Hey, Brock, do Mexicans celebrate Thanksgiving?
Yeah, probably, but they just call it Tuesday.
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It's Thursday, dumbass. Well, Thanksgiving ain't Tuesday
anymore, huh? Congrats America Crock.
Thought Thanksgiving was was on to Tuesday.
Soup like it's amazing, right Anyhow, I say I'll make that and
a dessert right I make another staple.
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I bet you show stopper is my pumpkin roll that I always.
Make I bet you really want to make.
Two things, you know we're dating, you know, several
months. I want to trust his family,
right? So anyways, like I said, there
was a little bit of drama with the sister-in-law before all of
this, right? And so we show up.
I bring. Hey Grok, what is good food to
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eat if you're Mexican? Tacos and birya.
Birya is like if a goat took a bath in lava and came out
delicious. I got to try that.
OK good. Go back to this bro.
You know my dishes and less than10 people.
This woman pulls out like right before it's time to eat.
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She pulls out like a sheet tray.Like I am talking like not you
know, there's a small one, there's like a medium one and
then there's a huge sheet tray like when you're having just a
feast for like an army. You know of green bean casserole
she made dependent? I made, I made puke.
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Why you make? Puke you told them like I was
making green bean casserole and he's like, you know, and I'm not
saying it rudely to him. I'm just kind of looking at him
like weird like, you know, like and he's like, I did and I'm
just like OK, cool. So she made this giant and of
course she made it out of like canned beans, like, and she said
it because I was just like, oh, like, you know, I.
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Bet it was better I was. Telling them how I made my green
bean casserole. Yeah, but Green Bean Crock
already told us how to make. It he's like, oh, mine is just,
you know, the canned green bean.Yeah, but not as amazing as
these tater tots I'm shoving in my mouth right now.
He's got tater tots. I like tater tots.
A giant tray of it for 10 people.
Even if that was the dish she was making, like you're making
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it for 10 people, this was enough to feed easily 40 to 50
people. Like no job.
This thing was humongous and so I'm just like.
OK. So.
So everybody eats. Of course everybody eats.
Of course. Him and I are the only ones who
eat my green bean. I wonder if the family was
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sitting there the whole time going don't say anything, don't
look, but there's a Mexican. Mexican is in here.
Should you call ICE? Yeah, call ICE.
We need to get the Mexican out of this house.
Nobody. Else in the I think it's
attracting flies. Just say it's like his brother.
Her because Mexicans do that. Husband, their kids and.
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Kid, does she speak English? They're two adults and.
Does she speak English? And and then like his.
You're really bad. Cousin cousin's wife, you know,
something like that, like. Don't say anything, there's a
Mexican. Over, you know, his mom, his
dad. I don't speak Spanish.
Yeah, so she won't know what you're talking about.
Passed away, his mom eats a little bit of Volt of ours but.
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Basically, he's planning the deportation.
Literally untouched and hers is like dug in too and I'm just
like what up petty? Crack, hurry up and gall ice.
Get her out of here. 911 What's your emergency?
I. Think I see a beaner and crack
is racist. Thank you drive through.
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The best pick up line by far is may I hit on you I I will stand
by that and I could argue that Ican make a presentation about
it. I believe it.
It's pretty good. You go walk up to abroad and go,
hey, can I hit on? You my core one.
You're asking for consent. 2 You're giving somebody else a
very easy way to turn you down. 3 It's so clear.
Can I hit on you? What you are I'm.
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Going to try. That tempting to do that for
people like me who take everything literally and don't
read between the lines. I know what's coming at me.
I know what the intention is. Also, it's kind of a compliment
and if somebody turns you down rudely, then that's on them, not
on you. Secondly, if you are going to
use this, make sure you have a follow up.
If somebody's, if you're like, hey, may I hit on you?
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And then they're like, yeah. And then you're like, that was
the. Yeah, that was I don't know what
to say. Now that works, that's what I
do, but you might also want a cheesy pick up line or just pick
something that like to compliment them.
So just pointing that out. It's factual statement.
All right, we'll we'll ask Grok Grok what's a good pick up line
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to pick up Broads. Hey, are you a Mexican?
Because you've got me illegally hot.
He's stuck on Mexicans now. Thank you.
Next. I have unfortunately gotten to a
point where I have surpassed alllevels of freakery.
I can't even talk about it on here because it's I just, I
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can't. But like my freakery has just,
it's just sad at this point. It's.
You got to keep this girl gig, keep get her phone number and
give, give it to me 'cause she'sin the freakery and I'm in the
freakery too. I like the freakery.
Freak freaks. Girl girl freaks.
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Sad no one can match my freak, sadly.
Oh. Freaky.
Because I'm too disgusting. And it's too.
Weird. It's too weird at this point.
Like the things that get me off are like just so stupid.
They're just. OK, well you got to call me, get
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get her phone number off the airand then I'll call her tonight
and I want to see what kind of freaky she.
Is. Stupid.
And there are things that like, like it's the things that get me
off are not even sexual, like the things that get me off, like
fully closed, 50 feet away from each other.
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Do you like that, Jimmy? No, because that's the
relationship I have with all thegirls fully clothed and 50 feet
away from each other. I don't want to.
No, Don't get her number. Like the fantasies that I have,
it's just obviously I. Like doing this?
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Too like doing that but. You know what I mean?
The lot like I the things I like.
It's like like if. If I had a boyfriend and I had
to tell him like oh. I this is.
What? You're going to have to do.
I'll do it. I'll do anything.
You just got to tell me. Like the things?
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Like if. OK, Jimmy, if she asked you to
rob a bank, would you do it if it get her off?
Yeah. Like Can you imagine like my?
Sexual fantasies could instantlykill like a Pilgrim.
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You know what I mean? Like.
No. That's the strangest thing I've
ever heard. They're just so horrendous and
so embarrassing and so disgusting.
OK, yeah, keep. I forget about what I said
earlier. Get her name.
Like the things that I like being called.
Like the names that I like beingcalled.
You like being called names likebroad?
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Other people would think it's soweird and so funny and I've
just, it's just gone to a point.I need to ostracize myself from
everyone and from society, and Ineed to leave this earth because
no one can match my freak I. Can match your freak.
I get your freak on. Get your freak with that Missy
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Elliott song and get your freak on.
Yeah, I I call me. Thank you.
Next. I have another bad dating story
and this one doesn't even end ina date.
Like it's just ridiculous. Well if you didn't go out on a
date then how could it be a bad dating?
Story I was bored one day so I downloaded the Facebook dating
app because whatever. Are you getting you're never
going to find anybody on the Facebook dating app get off the
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Facebook dating app I'll. Try it one more time and I
matched with this man that I knew 5 things about him right
off the bat from reading his profile.
One that his name was Rural Raul.
Oh, her name is Raw. Two, that he was 47.
Three, that he was 614 that he said he owned his own business.
And five, saying how much he wasa proud home owner and how much
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he took pride in that. OK, well, he's 47.
You are like 67. The honesty was.
No, she. I bet she's like 45.
She got a lot of wrinkles. The key thing for him?
She must be a smoker. So as we're texting back and
forth, he says, do you mind if Ijust give you a phone call?
I really hate this. Texting back and forth?
Sure. No problem.
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Yeah, 'cause he's 47, he's not used to texting.
OK, give him my number. He calls and first thing he's
like, are your pictures recent? Is that your name?
Is that your age? Is that everything?
Is everything truthful 'cause I don't like a liar and I can tell
in your voice if you're lying. And that's why I choose to do
phone calls so early on. And I'm like, calm down.
But yes, my pictures are all recent.
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He's asking me dates and blah, blah, blah.
I'm asking about his pictures. And he's like, oh, well, yeah,
that one was when I was a littlebit younger and those were my
surfing days and all that kind of stuff.
And I'm like, that's kind of weird.
And he goes, yeah, I'm sorry. He goes, I'm not really 47.
I have to put that on my profilebecause if I put my real age,
they always match me with some somebody in their 70s or 80s.
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Oh, no, told you he's like oh. I just, I don't well.
It's a good thing because you'relike 67.
That I want a girl that feels young like me and looks young
like me because I feel like I look young and I feel young so I
I just want to keep it that way and I.
Say he's lying. Say he's our He asked you if
you're lying, and he's already lied about everything.
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Well, how old are you? And he's like, Oh no, no, maybe
one day when we're dating and everything.
No, no, you got to tell me before we go out.
Maybe one day I'll reveal my age.
Are you older or younger than 60?
But honestly people think I look47 so I'm just going with it.
He's got to be over 60. I bet he's like 65.
OK. But if she's like 45, she has to
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date 65 year olds because nobodyunder 65 is going to date 45
year old because that's too old.And he's telling me that he had
to move it. Won't you keep stop hitting the
mic? Yeah, I don't know why I'd keep
hitting the mic tonight. His mom because.
Get to get engineering in here to fix this mic, Jimmy.
His mom started getting sick andshe.
Right, like right now. Now when we're off the air, get
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them to come in here and tightenthis thing up.
Started getting forgetful and she left the stove on while she
went to the store. Because she's old.
And almost burned the house down, so he's there.
Because you were like 75. His mom and I'm like that in
your profile you said you owned your home home.
And he's like, well, no, I used to, but now I own this home.
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Yeah, so he's he's lying to 22 down.
And my mom's here and I'm like, dude, OK, calm down.
So then he was telling me a story about some guy named Adam.
And he kept saying, well, Adam likes this and Adam likes that.
And I'm like, who the heck is Adam?
And he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I should have told you in the
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beginning. My real name is Adam.
I just go by roll and and he goes, I don't know, I just like
the sound of it and I'm like. This guy's out there dating
other women and he's giving us abad name.
That is the type of guy that's out there that make women not
(25:27):
want to date anymore. Thank you, Raul or Allen or
whatever the hell your name is. That's a lot of celebrity.
From high atop the Alex Bones building.
Broadcasting from the Alex BonesStudio.
Live on the Alex. Bones Radio Network.
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Alex Bones show. Are you ready now?
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in the world. All right, Jimmy, go ahead.
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Are you here? I don't even see you.
I'm over here. Oh, he's in the corner.
All right, go ahead. Hit play.
Play me a video. I need all the grown men to
enter this chat. If you're not a man, you can
stay all. Right, Jimmy, you got us.
You got to go because you're nota man.
I am so a man. I'm old enough to be a man.
(01:39):
All right, then I guess you can stay.
Because everyone is welcome here, but I I have a genuine
question. OK, we can answer it.
If you don't know someone, like if you just met someone, let's
say. Stranger danger.
Two to three weeks ago, would you feel comfortable enough
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genuinely asking that person to give you money?
Couple of weeks. You need some dough?
Sure, why not? Yeah, if I needed it, I'd say
hey, if you want to go out with me, you got to give me like 5
bucks so I can get gas. Yeah, I got no problem with
that. No, I don't like to ask anybody
(02:19):
for money except my mom and dad.I asked my mom and dad for money
all the time. But I don't think a stranger
danger I would ask money for a stranger danger.
No, because that's wrong. If the answer is not no, I don't
want to hear it because why, why, why is some dude I haven't
(02:42):
even known for three weeks? We've we've talked, we've hung
out one time. We went to lunch one time.
OK, you went to lunch one time. You've been talking for three
weeks. You're basically dating now.
Why is this man asking me for money?
Because he's a loser. Did you give him money?
I need to know why is someone socomfortable that I don't even
(03:02):
know asking me for money. Because you've already been out
on a date, you've been talking for three weeks.
You know the guy, I mean, it's not like he's a stranger.
You just met him. It's not like you hit him up on
the the Tinder last night and then today he's saying, can I
borrow money? No, you've already been out.
You've already, you know, been texting for three weeks.
(03:23):
Give the man a couple of bucks. You don't know my financial
situation. Well, you don't know his.
First of all, just because I look like I have my together
doesn't mean I do. Let's start there.
OK, well, if you're going to getserious, he's going to take your
money anyway because they, you know, that's what couples do.
Couples give money to each. I don't know what to tell you.
He's a loser. Thank you.
(03:45):
Next. Speaker of the House Mike
Johnson says Tucker Carlson's interview.
This is this is Hillbilly Headlines.
Yeah, with Gen. 2436, with play the music, Jerry, because we got
to play this music. Because without this music it
(04:06):
doesn't sound good, but with this music it's it's hillbilly
headline music, so it sounds more better.
Nick Fuentes last month was a big mistake, the speaker went on
to say. People should not be amplifying
Fuentes. Views.
He said Tucker has a lot of listeners and he thinks.
No, Tucker used to have a lot oflisteners.
(04:28):
Tucker doesn't have any listeners now.
I hate Tucker Carlson. Giving.
Why do you hate Tucker Carlson? He's a good guy now.
He used to call a radio show long time ago.
And he always want to get on here.
Let me get on here. Let me get on here.
And we're like, no, you suck. We don't like you.
And then he's like going to get out of here.
(04:49):
And he called like every other day.
Want to get on here, want to talk about stuff.
And he's like, no, I'm on the air, not you.
So then he went and he got on Fox News and then he got that
stand from that show. And then he's got it.
He didn't have no listeners now.Puentez, that platform was a
huge mistake. I have to agree with Mike
(05:10):
Johnson on this. There is no room for views like
those of Nick Flint is in the Republican Party.
Exactly. Mike Johnson knows.
Tucker knows nothing. He barely knows how to put his
shoes on. He wasn't very smart when he's
trying to get on our show. I hear that he used to call the
hotline all the time. Yeah.
(05:31):
We gave him the hotline number, and he would just call the
hotline. Call the hotline.
And if you've never been in radio, you don't know what the
hotline is. The hotline is this blinking
light that blinks when somebody calls it.
So when the hotline blinks, you think you're A, off the air B,
it's the boss calling to yell atme, which it usually was, or C,
(05:54):
it's the engineer saying tell meto do something.
But no, Duncan Carlson had our hotline number and he would
call. I got big news.
No, you don't go away. So then the next day, hotline
rings. Hotline rings.
I got big news. No, you don't go away.
Or any party, for that matter. If you do not know who Nick
(06:18):
Fuentes is, look into it. He's not a very kind, decent
human being, no. He's a bad guy.
Yeah. Nick Fuentes is one of those
guys that lives in Illinois who has a microphone in his basement
of his parents house and he's anactivist and a live streamer.
He's you. He has no listeners either, so
(06:42):
both of them drive me nuts. Him and what's his name?
Tucker Carlson. Yeah.
I don't even like saying his name.
He is about as far right as you can get.
He is what we would call an extremist.
I bet Doc Washburn, he's buddy of ours.
Doc Washburn. I bet he's more right than I bet
(07:03):
Doc's more right than he is. Doc is way right, but the Doc
speaks the truth. Extremists exist on both sides
of the aisle, left and right. They should not be platformed.
You good job with hillbilly headlines.
I have to say that that's your hillbilly headlines.
(07:25):
I will let Jimmy say it. Thank you.
Next. Let's have this conversation.
So I watched a guys post earlierfrom like September about how he
like went out of his way to buy flowers for this girl and plan
this whole date and all this thing.
I never buy flowers for a girl. What's the last time you bought
flowers for a girl? Never ever.
(07:46):
That's that's what I bought flowers.
Because the minute you buy flowers for a girl, she's going
to say who'd you screw? You screwed somebody, you're
making up for something. And she showed up late, ignored
in the whole time, and then ended up like ghosting him
afterwards, right? Well, here's my last two weeks.
So two weeks ago, guy asked me to go to lunch.
(08:08):
Late lunch, sure, fine, whatever.
Kind of figured this guy would ghost me already.
Kind of has happened before withhim, so whatever.
It's happened before with him, so I went out with him before,
then he ghosted me. So then he wanted to go out
again and he's going to ghost meagain.
Why would you keep going out with him?
Is he the only guy that lives inyour in your town?
Is he the only one left on the tender?
Is that why you're going back out with him so he can ghost you
(08:30):
again? Well, of course he does.
He ends up not speaking to me. Oh my.
God, after about 4:00 that day, so whatever.
No surprise. So then the following week, I'm
talking to a guy, right? It's a dating world.
You talk to more than one guy ata time.
Sometimes I struggle with that. Oh yeah, that's not a good
thing. Well, OK, so you've talked to
many guys at one time. Is it OK for the guys to talk to
(08:52):
many girls at one time? Then?
You got to be fine with that then.
And we've been having casual conversation for like 5 days.
Couple days in, hey, let's meet for coffee this weekend.
And I was like, oh, for sure. And so we plan a meet for
coffee. Well, we're playing a meet.
It's about 40 minutes from whereI live.
Not a huge deal. Fine.
I'm also a single mom, so I havekids.
So I get up that morning, get around.
(09:13):
And she's a mom with kids. That means multiple kids.
Go pick up my kid, get a babysitter.
Do. All of the things get ready to
leave my house and he proceeds to text me for the first time
that morning by the way, so I felt like this was coming and
say that his car is still in theshops so we need to.
(09:36):
After you got a babysitter and you got ready and to get over
the babysitter and he's like, I'm sorry, car won't start.
Reschedule. First of all, it's freaking
2025. There are Ubers and Lyfts and
all the things. Second of all.
Yeah, but then his wife doesn't want him to go out.
So that's why he he said like, my car's broke because his wife
(09:58):
says, no, we're staying in tonight.
And he's like, no, I want to go.We'll night friends.
And she's like, now you got to stay home with me and rub my
feet. And then he's like oh crap, now
I got to call this the Samantha 515714 and cancel on her.
Your car has been broke. All week.
(10:19):
So maybe he's got a crappy car. Oh.
How have you been getting to andfrom work and to and from the
gym and all the things really, You just didn't want to meet
with me, which is fine, but thenwhy?
Is it all guys on the dating apps?
All of them go to the gym? All of them.
You don't find one of these Broads who's talk to any guy who
doesn't say I'm going to the gym.
(10:40):
No, he's staying home with his wife.
That's what he's doing. He's not going to the gym.
Why even invite me? Because.
He's playing a game. Can't get over it.
I get it. There are probably a million
other girls that have much more to offer than I do.
Yeah, ones without kids. Or look better, Or hold better
conversation, or. Yeah, I mean, you don't look
bad. I mean you're, I don't know,
(11:02):
probably like a 7 1/2, maybe maybe an 8, but you got kids.
So that takes you down to A1. So now you're a one and there's
other girls on there that are like a four.
So they're they're more better and then I'll cancel them or
cancel you for them. And then they think my car is
(11:22):
great. Whenever but I also am not the
bottom of the barrel and also just don't invite me if you're
just going to ghost me or. Blow me off.
That was a game. So I just don't really
understand anymore and it's really frustrating.
Thank you. Next.
OK so it's Thanksgiving. I'm dating this guy.
We had been dating for like several months.
(11:42):
We are going to spend the holiday together.
There was some drama with his sister-in-law on I Don't.
Know he's going to break up withyou before the holidays because
he doesn't want to buy you presents.
Her and if you want me to share that story, tell me and I no I.
Could care A. Lot.
But here's what happened on Thanksgiving.
So he has a very small family. I mean, we are expecting less
(12:05):
than 10 people. We all fit at 1:00 dining room
table with the leaf in it right?My Mexican family could never
anyhow, so we're going to go to.Yeah, because there's like 75
Mexican to. His moms.
In one family. You know they.
All fit in Corollas. For Thanksgiving dinner, they're
creating for their menu and so he's like, OK, what should we
(12:27):
bring? Like they're, you know, my
sister-in-law and my mom are creating the menu and I was
like, OK, I will make a green bean casserole.
Like I make an amazing green bean casserole.
It's like my star dish if I wantto like.
I don't like green bean casserole.
Yeah, nobody likes green bean casserole.
That's the thing that just sits there on the plate and nobody
gets it because I got oh, look, it's, it looks like throw up.
(12:51):
It looks like. Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Grok, how do you make green beancasserole?
Throw a can of green beans in a bowl, Dump some cream of
mushroom soup on top. Sprinkle that fried onion.
Bake till it's hot. Done.
How do you make it not look likepuke?
Add a little cheese, grate some parm or whatever slaps, then top
(13:13):
with extra onions so nobody notices.
Now that's a good that's a good recipe right there.
So there you go, make it. Make it not look like.
Do you impress somebody? This is what I make.
You may think it sounds boring. Trust me, it's not.
We are talking fresh green beans, fresh mushrooms.
Hey, Brock, do Mexicans celebrate Thanksgiving?
Yeah, probably, but they just call it Tuesday.
(13:33):
It's Thursday, dumbass. Well, Thanksgiving ain't Tuesday
anymore, huh? Congrats America Crock.
Thought Thanksgiving was was on to Tuesday.
Soup like it's amazing, right Anyhow, I say I'll make that and
a dessert right I make another staple.
(13:56):
I bet you show stopper is my pumpkin roll that I always.
Make I bet you really want to make.
Two things, you know we're dating, you know, several
months. I want to trust his family,
right? So anyways, like I said, there
was a little bit of drama with the sister-in-law before all of
this, right? And so we show up.
I bring. Hey Grok, what is good food to
(14:16):
eat if you're Mexican? Tacos and birya.
Birya is like if a goat took a bath in lava and came out
delicious. I got to try that.
OK good. Go back to this bro.
You know my dishes and less than10 people.
This woman pulls out like right before it's time to eat.
(14:37):
She pulls out like a sheet tray.Like I am talking like not you
know, there's a small one, there's like a medium one and
then there's a huge sheet tray like when you're having just a
feast for like an army. You know of green bean casserole
she made dependent? I made, I made puke.
(14:59):
Why you make? Puke you told them like I was
making green bean casserole and he's like, you know, and I'm not
saying it rudely to him. I'm just kind of looking at him
like weird like, you know, like and he's like, I did and I'm
just like OK, cool. So she made this giant and of
course she made it out of like canned beans, like, and she said
it because I was just like, oh, like, you know, I.
(15:21):
Bet it was better I was. Telling them how I made my green
bean casserole. Yeah, but Green Bean Crock
already told us how to make. It he's like, oh, mine is just,
you know, the canned green bean.Yeah, but not as amazing as
these tater tots I'm shoving in my mouth right now.
He's got tater tots. I like tater tots.
A giant tray of it for 10 people.
Even if that was the dish she was making, like you're making
(15:42):
it for 10 people, this was enough to feed easily 40 to 50
people. Like no job.
This thing was humongous and so I'm just like.
OK. So.
So everybody eats. Of course everybody eats.
Of course. Him and I are the only ones who
eat my green bean. I wonder if the family was
(16:03):
sitting there the whole time going don't say anything, don't
look, but there's a Mexican. Mexican is in here.
Should you call ICE? Yeah, call ICE.
We need to get the Mexican out of this house.
Nobody. Else in the I think it's
attracting flies. Just say it's like his brother.
Her because Mexicans do that. Husband, their kids and.
(16:23):
Kid, does she speak English? They're two adults and.
Does she speak English? And and then like his.
You're really bad. Cousin cousin's wife, you know,
something like that, like. Don't say anything, there's a
Mexican. Over, you know, his mom, his
dad. I don't speak Spanish.
Yeah, so she won't know what you're talking about.
Passed away, his mom eats a little bit of Volt of ours but.
(16:45):
Basically, he's planning the deportation.
Literally untouched and hers is like dug in too and I'm just
like what up petty? Crack, hurry up and gall ice.
Get her out of here. 911 What's your emergency?
I. Think I see a beaner and crack
is racist. Thank you drive through.
(17:07):
The best pick up line by far is may I hit on you I I will stand
by that and I could argue that Ican make a presentation about
it. I believe it.
It's pretty good. You go walk up to abroad and go,
hey, can I hit on? You my core one.
You're asking for consent. 2 You're giving somebody else a
very easy way to turn you down. 3 It's so clear.
Can I hit on you? What you are I'm.
(17:27):
Going to try. That tempting to do that for
people like me who take everything literally and don't
read between the lines. I know what's coming at me.
I know what the intention is. Also, it's kind of a compliment
and if somebody turns you down rudely, then that's on them, not
on you. Secondly, if you are going to
use this, make sure you have a follow up.
If somebody's, if you're like, hey, may I hit on you?
(17:49):
And then they're like, yeah. And then you're like, that was
the. Yeah, that was I don't know what
to say. Now that works, that's what I
do, but you might also want a cheesy pick up line or just pick
something that like to compliment them.
So just pointing that out. It's factual statement.
All right, we'll we'll ask Grok Grok what's a good pick up line
(18:09):
to pick up Broads. Hey, are you a Mexican?
Because you've got me illegally hot.
He's stuck on Mexicans now. Thank you.
Next. I have unfortunately gotten to a
point where I have surpassed alllevels of freakery.
I can't even talk about it on here because it's I just, I
(18:31):
can't. But like my freakery has just,
it's just sad at this point. It's.
You got to keep this girl gig, keep get her phone number and
give, give it to me 'cause she'sin the freakery and I'm in the
freakery too. I like the freakery.
Freak freaks. Girl girl freaks.
(18:51):
Sad no one can match my freak, sadly.
Oh. Freaky.
Because I'm too disgusting. And it's too.
Weird. It's too weird at this point.
Like the things that get me off are like just so stupid.
They're just. OK, well you got to call me, get
(19:14):
get her phone number off the airand then I'll call her tonight
and I want to see what kind of freaky she.
Is. Stupid.
And there are things that like, like it's the things that get me
off are not even sexual, like the things that get me off, like
fully closed, 50 feet away from each other.
(19:38):
Do you like that, Jimmy? No, because that's the
relationship I have with all thegirls fully clothed and 50 feet
away from each other. I don't want to.
No, Don't get her number. Like the fantasies that I have,
it's just obviously I. Like doing this?
(19:58):
Too like doing that but. You know what I mean?
The lot like I the things I like.
It's like like if. If I had a boyfriend and I had
to tell him like oh. I this is.
What? You're going to have to do.
I'll do it. I'll do anything.
You just got to tell me. Like the things?
(20:20):
Like if. OK, Jimmy, if she asked you to
rob a bank, would you do it if it get her off?
Yeah. Like Can you imagine like my?
Sexual fantasies could instantlykill like a Pilgrim.
(20:41):
You know what I mean? Like.
No. That's the strangest thing I've
ever heard. They're just so horrendous and
so embarrassing and so disgusting.
OK, yeah, keep. I forget about what I said
earlier. Get her name.
Like the things that I like being called.
Like the names that I like beingcalled.
You like being called names likebroad?
(21:02):
Other people would think it's soweird and so funny and I've
just, it's just gone to a point.I need to ostracize myself from
everyone and from society, and Ineed to leave this earth because
no one can match my freak I. Can match your freak.
I get your freak on. Get your freak with that Missy
(21:25):
Elliott song and get your freak on.
Yeah, I I call me. Thank you.
Next. I have another bad dating story
and this one doesn't even end ina date.
Like it's just ridiculous. Well if you didn't go out on a
date then how could it be a bad dating?
Story I was bored one day so I downloaded the Facebook dating
app because whatever. Are you getting you're never
going to find anybody on the Facebook dating app get off the
(21:48):
Facebook dating app I'll. Try it one more time and I
matched with this man that I knew 5 things about him right
off the bat from reading his profile.
One that his name was Rural Raul.
Oh, her name is Raw. Two, that he was 47.
Three, that he was 614 that he said he owned his own business.
And five, saying how much he wasa proud home owner and how much
(22:11):
he took pride in that. OK, well, he's 47.
You are like 67. The honesty was.
No, she. I bet she's like 45.
She got a lot of wrinkles. The key thing for him?
She must be a smoker. So as we're texting back and
forth, he says, do you mind if Ijust give you a phone call?
I really hate this. Texting back and forth?
Sure. No problem.
(22:31):
Yeah, 'cause he's 47, he's not used to texting.
OK, give him my number. He calls and first thing he's
like, are your pictures recent? Is that your name?
Is that your age? Is that everything?
Is everything truthful 'cause I don't like a liar and I can tell
in your voice if you're lying. And that's why I choose to do
phone calls so early on. And I'm like, calm down.
But yes, my pictures are all recent.
(22:53):
He's asking me dates and blah, blah, blah.
I'm asking about his pictures. And he's like, oh, well, yeah,
that one was when I was a littlebit younger and those were my
surfing days and all that kind of stuff.
And I'm like, that's kind of weird.
And he goes, yeah, I'm sorry. He goes, I'm not really 47.
I have to put that on my profilebecause if I put my real age,
they always match me with some somebody in their 70s or 80s.
(23:15):
Oh, no, told you he's like oh. I just, I don't well.
It's a good thing because you'relike 67.
That I want a girl that feels young like me and looks young
like me because I feel like I look young and I feel young so I
I just want to keep it that way and I.
Say he's lying. Say he's our He asked you if
you're lying, and he's already lied about everything.
(23:36):
Well, how old are you? And he's like, Oh no, no, maybe
one day when we're dating and everything.
No, no, you got to tell me before we go out.
Maybe one day I'll reveal my age.
Are you older or younger than 60?
But honestly people think I look47 so I'm just going with it.
He's got to be over 60. I bet he's like 65.
OK. But if she's like 45, she has to
(24:01):
date 65 year olds because nobodyunder 65 is going to date 45
year old because that's too old.And he's telling me that he had
to move it. Won't you keep stop hitting the
mic? Yeah, I don't know why I'd keep
hitting the mic tonight. His mom because.
Get to get engineering in here to fix this mic, Jimmy.
His mom started getting sick andshe.
Right, like right now. Now when we're off the air, get
(24:23):
them to come in here and tightenthis thing up.
Started getting forgetful and she left the stove on while she
went to the store. Because she's old.
And almost burned the house down, so he's there.
Because you were like 75. His mom and I'm like that in
your profile you said you owned your home home.
And he's like, well, no, I used to, but now I own this home.
(24:43):
Yeah, so he's he's lying to 22 down.
And my mom's here and I'm like, dude, OK, calm down.
So then he was telling me a story about some guy named Adam.
And he kept saying, well, Adam likes this and Adam likes that.
And I'm like, who the heck is Adam?
And he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I should have told you in the
(25:04):
beginning. My real name is Adam.
I just go by roll and and he goes, I don't know, I just like
the sound of it and I'm like. This guy's out there dating
other women and he's giving us abad name.
That is the type of guy that's out there that make women not
(25:27):
want to date anymore. Thank you, Raul or Allen or
whatever the hell your name is. That's a lot of celebrity.
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