November 28, 2025 • 18 mins
Buckle up – this episode of The Alex Bones Show is pure chaos and we’re not sorry about it.
Alex kicks off the show with viral TikTok star @yumlovechels telling the most unhinged first-date-on-Thanksgiving story you’ll ever hear (spoiler: it ends with police).Then Chels hits us with the age-old question: “Is Bath & Body Works trash now or are we just old?” – the chat goes feral.
We slide into @diva_maria98’s DMs – she’s been single for 3 years and bravely asks “Do I still look good?” We give her the brutally honest (but loving) verdict live on air.
Things get gruesome when @emmaceceliaa reveals how she literally cheese-grated her baby toe off… and yes, we made her send the pics.
World-famous pelvic floor doctor @thevagdoc joins us and lists the wildest things she’s ever fished out of women’s vaginas (light bulbs, toy cars, and something that still haunts her). You’ll never look at your junk drawer the same.
Alex and the crew try to beat bald trivia legend @mr_baldman_official at his own game – and it gets embarrassingly ugly.
We close it all out with @womens.standards88 dropping her viral “5 Things That Instantly Make Men Creepy” list – half the male listeners are currently crying in their cars.
Zero filter, maximum roasts, and laughs so hard you’ll snort your drink.If this episode doesn’t get 100K likes something is seriously wrong with the internet.
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From high atop the Alex Bones building.
Broadcasting from the Alex BonesStudio.
Live on the Alex Bones Radio Network.
This is the number one syndicated radio show in the
world. The Alex Bones Show.
It is the Good Friday edition ofthe Alex Bones Show, and it
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starts right and now. Over 25,000,000 daily listeners.
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The number one syndicated radio show in the world.
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We play videos, we talk about the videos.
We tell you what's right, what'swrong, what's good, what's bad.
Let's start with the video rightand now.
Just tell me if I'm overreactingto this.
So I go on a first date tonight.I know it's Thanksgiving, it's a
long story, but anyways, I go ona first date tonight with the
guy I'm at from Tinder. See you go out on Thanksgiving
with the first date. That's kind of weird.
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I mean, aren't you with your family watching football?
Isn't he watching football? It's football all day.
It was football from like noon until midnight.
He doesn't have time to go out with a broad like you.
We go. To dinner and we have a good
time. I go back to his place, he gets
the Gluck Gluck 7000. We have a good time and then
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we're like being cozy and I'm like, oh, do you mind giving me
a ride? Home tea and.
What's a Gluck? Gluck, 7000.
Jimmy. I think that's like a bong.
So he breaks out the bong and you want him to drive you home
on a first date at Smart? He's like, can I get you an
Uber? Yeah, 'cause I'm pretty high
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right now. No, that's not inherently rude,
but I feel. So.
Icky and disrespected and maybe he just didn't think anything of
it but now I'm just like OK, that's gross that you offered
that like it's just like more the behavior you know I'm.
Would you rather him smoke weed?He's kind of smoke weed.
A because you're not that attractive.
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So he's trying to, you know, bring the ugliness down a little
bit. So he's smoking the weed and so
he's hitting the the devil's lettuce and then he doesn't want
to drive, you know, because he doesn't want to go to jail.
That's a, that's being a good human being.
And he offered to buy you an Uber.
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So take the Uber and go home. What's wrong with that?
Thank. You.
Next, straight men, I have a question for you.
Oh God, let's get ready for this.
Why you gay? I'm a gay man, of course.
Husband and I like going to bathand body works a lot.
Of course you do. Yeah, it's Bath and Body Works
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and that's probably where they go every day.
It's like you want to go to the store and it said like going to
a grocery store. They probably think it's Bath
and Body Works. That's or Ulta.
I bet they go. To Ulta a lot.
Because they're gay. It's a shop and sells things
like candles and. Yeah, we know a bath and body
Works is. And what I tend to get are
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things like this candle that smells like flowers.
OK, so we know which one does what in the relationship.
But there's this little section in the corner.
That's the man section. Yeah.
And he goes to that one, so we know what position he is.
And I call it the Mandals, like a portmanteau of man and
candles. And to me, it's designed for
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people who are insecure about things that are girly.
For example, here's a new one. They have adrenaline.
My question is if you are the sort of person who would buy a
candle that's like. Yeah, but it doesn't smell like
flowers. It doesn't smell like girl
candle. It smells like mad candle.
Like salt, wood and oil and and golf balls, Charcoal.
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And yeah, exactly charcoal in football.
That's what it smells like. So you don't smell like a bra.
The last man on earth and there is no one left to judge you and
you wanted to pick a candle fromthis entire.
Store. I would pick something pumpkin
to. Have your home.
Or something that smells like waffles or something.
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Smell like. Yeah, I would pick a pretty
smell. That's why you don't have a
broad. That's why you can't get a date,
because you would get the party sand the sandals, you would get
the party candles. Yeah, I get the good smell of.
I mean, why? What's wrong with that?
I wanted the candle to smell good.
Yeah, but I would get like, you know, pumpkin, because that
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always smells good. Even even in August, it smells
good. Thank you.
Next. I've been single.
For three plus. Years.
Tell me honestly. Do I still?
Look good. Gun to my head, you need work.
I think she looks fine. I think she needs work.
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She's asking. I'm not going to tell her she
looks good. I mean, she needs a lot of time
in the, the, the beauty salon. She needs to do something with
that hair. I, I don't know what it is.
It it's like it's, it's fried and she needs to wash it and
condition the crap. I don't know.
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Go to somebody professional and do something with that hair.
If you did something with that hair, take off the eye makeup
because I hate it. Take off the eyelashes because
that looks stupid. And then tone OK, the makeup is
at a 78. Take it to a 38 and then you're
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fine. Thank you.
Next. But you're going to swipe past
this because I'm disabled, right?
Right. Thank you.
Next. OK, I have to share this my most
interesting case that. Was really rude.
Well, she said I was going to, so I passed him because she's
disabled. Yeah, yeah.
So you guys do those little cheese grater things that you
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use to like shave the like dead skin off the bottom of your
feet? What?
Yeah, those have a name I think AI don't.
Yeah, cheese grater for your feet.
It probably has a name, but yeah, we know what it is.
Oh. I was using one of those today
and I accidentally cut off the tip of my pinky toe.
No, you did not. Well, you're doing it wrong.
That's not. Oh God, that's not how you do
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it. I literally can't wear shoes, I
can't walk. Wait, don't you feel stupid?
Maybe you should pay attention instead of sitting on your phone
while you're grating your feet. Happened four hours ago and.
You shouldn't go to the nail salon.
They would have not done that. Still hurts.
Like just, it's just throbbing. Yeah, 'cause you have no pinky
toe. And my pinky toe used to like
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come to like a point like this and now it's like flat.
Wait, maybe you should go to a doctor.
It's really, really gnarly. I don't know what to do.
Go to the doctor, get in the car, drive with your other foot
and go see a doctor. Thank you.
Drive. Through spooky things that I
have fished out of a vajayjay the Halloween edition.
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OK. I'm your local OB GYN.
Very often I will have a woman come into my office.
Sometimes the emergency room kind of freaked out because
something has gone where it should not have been.
Well, how? Did it get there?
Or maybe they wanted it there, but now they can't get it out
and. Yeah.
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Why would you put things in there Other There's only like a
couple of things that should go in there and anything else, I
don't think it's made to go in. I don't know.
I mean, it's not like I've ever seen it, so I don't.
Know. Then I have to calling me OK.
I never know what we're getting into in these scenarios, so.
Yeah, it's a fun job. Is that?
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It's like, it's like a magic trick.
You, you don't know if there's aBunny rabbit in there or Star
Wars figure or you know, pots and pans.
You never know. Like a thermos.
I'm picking out a. Thermos for you, not an.
Ordinary thermos for you. Blowing my mind, either removed
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by myself or one of my. How would they get a thermos?
Or like a Stanley Cup. Most common one that I see is
tampons. People put tampons up there,
they forget that there's tamponsthere and then.
How do you forget? Yeah, you do not know.
They're just there and sometimesdon't know that they're there or
they. No, sometimes guys, how do I
explain this? Want to have sexy time and they
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they don't know it's theirs. Yeah.
We need to get them out. The next 1 is when I was an
intern I had to go fish garlic out.
She was worried about vampires. She just saw that movie.
What's that movie, Jimmy? Twilight.
Yeah. She just saw Twilight and she
went. I got to keep vampires out of
there. Put it up thinking it was going
to fix their yeast. It did not smell good.
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This was not the kind of Italiandinner odor.
Gave onions and garrots and whatcan you put?
Anybody wants to? All right #3 I have seen bottle
caps up there. I'm always checking for a bottle
cap. Yeah, because that's how you
open a bottle. If you don't have a bottle
opener, you can use that. It's like and you get and it
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comes right off. I don't know if you're going to
use a bottle, don't make it glass.
Don't use something with a bottle cap.
I have had a Barbie head described to me up there.
That's like a baby that you don't anticipate delivery.
That's something weird that you see on the X-ray go.
What is the odds looking back atme when that?
Thing is, there's. A bottle cap and a Barbie head
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and a thermos and a Stanley Cup.Up there.
All right, that one's a little bit freaky deaky now.
Fruit. Yes.
Long Oval shape. Cucumbers.
Pickles. Apples.
Peaches. No, those are round.
Tables, yes. OK.
And then one of the ones that all these will sort of freak me
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out. I've seen in two.
And none of these up to this point have freaked you out.
Separate ways. Things with glass should not go
up your Hoo ha, whether it's a light bulb or some sort of a
jar. Why would you put a light bulb
up there? Light bulbs break so easy,
unless it's one of those trick ones that that you put your
mouth in a glow. Yeah, one of the plastic ones
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you get from the magic shop, that's the one you should put up
there. Because if you put that up there
and it's one of those magic onesthat lights by itself, you can
see around and you can find things like Barbie heads and
Stanley Cups. Because if you can't get it out
or it breaks, you are going to be living something way worse
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than a Halloween scary movie. All right, words of wisdom.
Thank you. Next.
Can you be me in trivia? Probably I'm because I'm very,
very intelligent, very large brain.
Oh, here he goes. Very intelligent.
I'll I'll get all these. All five of these questions are
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ones that. I have no.
They only need to get. One to win.
Oh, that's easy. I'll tell you my guesses as we
go, but I think I deserve at least partial credit on #5 but
you'll have to let me know in the comments.
Question #1 How many eyeballs doowls have?
How many eyeballs does owls have?
One. 233. None, because they're eye tubes.
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Yep, we're starting with owl eyeballs.
It's freaking 0. Yep, not even kidding.
Of course I guessed too. Question #2.
See, I told you. Because they're not eyeballs,
they're eye tubes. Yeah, owls are weird like that.
You've heard of a? I've already beat them.
See, I'm just going to let you answer the rest of these, Jimmy,
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because I told you I'm very, very intelligent and I know the
quite, I know the answers to everything.
So I'm going to let you answer. OK, well, I'll try.
Gaggle geese and a prickle of porcupines.
But what is a group of jellyfishcalled?
And remember, I got all these wrong.
What is a bunch of jellyfish? A squid.
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It's called a smack. I guess they oh.
It's a smack. I thought it was a squid.
See, I would have got that one right.
I would have said it's a smack. Notation.
It seemed kind. Of how you, wouldn't you?
Wouldn't know what that is I. Didn't know what that was.
I lived. At the beach before.
I'm better than smack. Question #3 What do some horned
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lizards squirt from their eyes as a defence to predator?
Urine. They squirt urine out of their.
Eyes. Yeah, we'll go.
What? We'll go with the urine there,
guy. See, I guessed venom, but the
answer is blood. I guess I'm.
Blood not metal enough? I got another one wrong.
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Yeah, see, I knew that I was just going on with you.
That mindset question #4 what breed of dog is the fastest?
That would be the whippet. At speeds of up to 44 miles an
hour, it's the Greyhound, I said.
A greyhound whippet, Same thing.Corgi right?
This is question number. Oh, and Whippet and Greyhound
are two. Different things.
Whippets are small greyhounds. Oh, can they run 44 miles an
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hour? I think they can.
They're very fast. Hold on, let's ask Grok.
Grok. How fast does a whippet run?
Like 40 miles an hour? Yeah, that's that same thing.
Go. How many syllables are in this
word? I can't say yeah because I'd
give it away. Screech, screech.
I said there were two. Screeched, Screeched one.
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Yeah. Screeched How did.
You do them all. Let me know in the comments and
I'll see you in the next video. We got most of them right.
Jimmy got it, got most of them wrong.
What you You said you didn't know all of them.
I didn't know all of them. I was trying to help you out.
Thank. You next.
Let's. See if anybody.
Find things that make men seem creepy to women, which is the
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last thing you want, right? What makes men seem creepy?
Let me guess, they have dolls? About to reveal to you some
powerful. Play video games.
That many men will never know. Are you ready for this?
They have classes. No, that's not no.
Maybe you've tried approaching agirl and had it go really wrong?
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Or do you ever get that feeling that maybe girls just kind of
avoid you because they think you're creepy knowing what it
is? Then you're probably creepy.
Makes a man. Maybe you could look in the
mirror and go, yeah, I, I creep myself out.
Seem creepy to women is essential to know, because once
you know that, you can instead avoid it and start charming
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those beautiful women instead. Charm them that sounds.
Way better. I'd rather charm them than creep
them. Right.
So, Are you ready to take a massive step forward in your
love life? Then make sure you keep watching
as we go into these five things that make a man seem creepy.
How? Would you get to it?
Oh my God, This is why I hate women.
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And they just keep talking and talking and talking.
Guys don't want to hear the talking and talking and talking.
You said you're going to tell uswhat makes us creepy and get
right to it. Stop telling us the preamble
shut. Up.
There's something I need you to know at the start.
Don't be too hard on yourself, OK?
If you see yourself making some of these mistakes, it's OK.
She is, she's talking to herselftalking.
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She just needs to tell us the five things and just go looks,
hair, car. How's married?
Just tell us like 5 things. See how quick that was?
That was really quick. But no, she's got to keep
flapping her jaw. Flapping her jaw.
It's easy to do, and we'll talk more about this at the end, but
no. OK, God, just get to.
It promise me that you're not going to be too hard on
yourself, OK? Sound good?
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I won't be doing it, by the way,that you started with the first
thing that makes a man seem really creepy to women.
Number one is telling her you have feelings for her too soon.
I think this kind of started like way back in school.
I was like, dude, you like her, you have to go tell her you
like. OK, then what if she asks you?
Yeah, what if you, what if she'sreally?
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What if she's like a 10 and you're like a 2 and she's like
making out with you? She likes you.
You should. Tell her.
Like her? No, no, no, no you don't.
No, as Braun's telling you not to.
Do that. As a matter of fact, you
shouldn't do that. How about leather pants?
Too soon. Lots of gel.
Keeps her out really bad. As humans, we have emotional
boundaries just like we have physical boundaries.
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And when someone who is not yet close to us emotionally acts
like they're close to us emotionally, it totally creeps
us out. It freaks us out, especially
women. So when you ask her out by.
She's only at #1 it's going to take her forever to get to the
next. Door.
Or when you let her know, you tell us.
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For her, OK, we will not tell women that we like.
I'm too soon. We'll wait five years.
Just get on with it. Long time before you're actually
dating and getting ready to be in I.
Love one comment on here. I got bored 25 seconds in and
moved on. Exactly a.
Serious relationship because youdon't.
Get to. It when you are telling her too
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soon that you have feelings for her, it is.
Holy cow, she's 2 minutes into this and she's only had one.
Only one. You better get to it quick.
Hearing her to death and you might be thinking, OK, but
Melanie? OK, that's it.
I'm gone. I can't do it, Uncle.
Good God, what is wrong with youstupid women?
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You just talk. We can't handle it.
Our brains aren't wired like that.
God, We just go shut up. Just tell us what you want to
tell us and move on and step away from the TV because
football is on and shut up.
From high atop the Alex Bones building.
Broadcasting from the Alex BonesStudio.
Live on the Alex Bones Radio Network.
This is the number one syndicated radio show in the
world. The Alex Bones Show.
It is the Good Friday edition ofthe Alex Bones Show, and it
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starts right and now. Over 25,000,000 daily listeners.
(00:51):
The number one syndicated radio show in the world.
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We play videos, we talk about the videos.
We tell you what's right, what'swrong, what's good, what's bad.
Let's start with the video rightand now.
Just tell me if I'm overreactingto this.
So I go on a first date tonight.I know it's Thanksgiving, it's a
long story, but anyways, I go ona first date tonight with the
guy I'm at from Tinder. See you go out on Thanksgiving
with the first date. That's kind of weird.
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I mean, aren't you with your family watching football?
Isn't he watching football? It's football all day.
It was football from like noon until midnight.
He doesn't have time to go out with a broad like you.
We go. To dinner and we have a good
time. I go back to his place, he gets
the Gluck Gluck 7000. We have a good time and then
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we're like being cozy and I'm like, oh, do you mind giving me
a ride? Home tea and.
What's a Gluck? Gluck, 7000.
Jimmy. I think that's like a bong.
So he breaks out the bong and you want him to drive you home
on a first date at Smart? He's like, can I get you an
Uber? Yeah, 'cause I'm pretty high
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right now. No, that's not inherently rude,
but I feel. So.
Icky and disrespected and maybe he just didn't think anything of
it but now I'm just like OK, that's gross that you offered
that like it's just like more the behavior you know I'm.
Would you rather him smoke weed?He's kind of smoke weed.
A because you're not that attractive.
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So he's trying to, you know, bring the ugliness down a little
bit. So he's smoking the weed and so
he's hitting the the devil's lettuce and then he doesn't want
to drive, you know, because he doesn't want to go to jail.
That's a, that's being a good human being.
And he offered to buy you an Uber.
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So take the Uber and go home. What's wrong with that?
Thank. You.
Next, straight men, I have a question for you.
Oh God, let's get ready for this.
Why you gay? I'm a gay man, of course.
Husband and I like going to bathand body works a lot.
Of course you do. Yeah, it's Bath and Body Works
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and that's probably where they go every day.
It's like you want to go to the store and it said like going to
a grocery store. They probably think it's Bath
and Body Works. That's or Ulta.
I bet they go. To Ulta a lot.
Because they're gay. It's a shop and sells things
like candles and. Yeah, we know a bath and body
Works is. And what I tend to get are
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things like this candle that smells like flowers.
OK, so we know which one does what in the relationship.
But there's this little section in the corner.
That's the man section. Yeah.
And he goes to that one, so we know what position he is.
And I call it the Mandals, like a portmanteau of man and
candles. And to me, it's designed for
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people who are insecure about things that are girly.
For example, here's a new one. They have adrenaline.
My question is if you are the sort of person who would buy a
candle that's like. Yeah, but it doesn't smell like
flowers. It doesn't smell like girl
candle. It smells like mad candle.
Like salt, wood and oil and and golf balls, Charcoal.
(04:31):
And yeah, exactly charcoal in football.
That's what it smells like. So you don't smell like a bra.
The last man on earth and there is no one left to judge you and
you wanted to pick a candle fromthis entire.
Store. I would pick something pumpkin
to. Have your home.
Or something that smells like waffles or something.
(04:52):
Smell like. Yeah, I would pick a pretty
smell. That's why you don't have a
broad. That's why you can't get a date,
because you would get the party sand the sandals, you would get
the party candles. Yeah, I get the good smell of.
I mean, why? What's wrong with that?
I wanted the candle to smell good.
Yeah, but I would get like, you know, pumpkin, because that
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always smells good. Even even in August, it smells
good. Thank you.
Next. I've been single.
For three plus. Years.
Tell me honestly. Do I still?
Look good. Gun to my head, you need work.
I think she looks fine. I think she needs work.
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She's asking. I'm not going to tell her she
looks good. I mean, she needs a lot of time
in the, the, the beauty salon. She needs to do something with
that hair. I, I don't know what it is.
It it's like it's, it's fried and she needs to wash it and
condition the crap. I don't know.
(05:57):
Go to somebody professional and do something with that hair.
If you did something with that hair, take off the eye makeup
because I hate it. Take off the eyelashes because
that looks stupid. And then tone OK, the makeup is
at a 78. Take it to a 38 and then you're
(06:19):
fine. Thank you.
Next. But you're going to swipe past
this because I'm disabled, right?
Right. Thank you.
Next. OK, I have to share this my most
interesting case that. Was really rude.
Well, she said I was going to, so I passed him because she's
disabled. Yeah, yeah.
So you guys do those little cheese grater things that you
(06:41):
use to like shave the like dead skin off the bottom of your
feet? What?
Yeah, those have a name I think AI don't.
Yeah, cheese grater for your feet.
It probably has a name, but yeah, we know what it is.
Oh. I was using one of those today
and I accidentally cut off the tip of my pinky toe.
No, you did not. Well, you're doing it wrong.
That's not. Oh God, that's not how you do
(07:02):
it. I literally can't wear shoes, I
can't walk. Wait, don't you feel stupid?
Maybe you should pay attention instead of sitting on your phone
while you're grating your feet. Happened four hours ago and.
You shouldn't go to the nail salon.
They would have not done that. Still hurts.
Like just, it's just throbbing. Yeah, 'cause you have no pinky
toe. And my pinky toe used to like
(07:24):
come to like a point like this and now it's like flat.
Wait, maybe you should go to a doctor.
It's really, really gnarly. I don't know what to do.
Go to the doctor, get in the car, drive with your other foot
and go see a doctor. Thank you.
Drive. Through spooky things that I
have fished out of a vajayjay the Halloween edition.
(07:45):
OK. I'm your local OB GYN.
Very often I will have a woman come into my office.
Sometimes the emergency room kind of freaked out because
something has gone where it should not have been.
Well, how? Did it get there?
Or maybe they wanted it there, but now they can't get it out
and. Yeah.
(08:05):
Why would you put things in there Other There's only like a
couple of things that should go in there and anything else, I
don't think it's made to go in. I don't know.
I mean, it's not like I've ever seen it, so I don't.
Know. Then I have to calling me OK.
I never know what we're getting into in these scenarios, so.
Yeah, it's a fun job. Is that?
(08:26):
It's like, it's like a magic trick.
You, you don't know if there's aBunny rabbit in there or Star
Wars figure or you know, pots and pans.
You never know. Like a thermos.
I'm picking out a. Thermos for you, not an.
Ordinary thermos for you. Blowing my mind, either removed
(08:46):
by myself or one of my. How would they get a thermos?
Or like a Stanley Cup. Most common one that I see is
tampons. People put tampons up there,
they forget that there's tamponsthere and then.
How do you forget? Yeah, you do not know.
They're just there and sometimesdon't know that they're there or
they. No, sometimes guys, how do I
explain this? Want to have sexy time and they
(09:13):
they don't know it's theirs. Yeah.
We need to get them out. The next 1 is when I was an
intern I had to go fish garlic out.
She was worried about vampires. She just saw that movie.
What's that movie, Jimmy? Twilight.
Yeah. She just saw Twilight and she
went. I got to keep vampires out of
there. Put it up thinking it was going
to fix their yeast. It did not smell good.
(09:34):
This was not the kind of Italiandinner odor.
Gave onions and garrots and whatcan you put?
Anybody wants to? All right #3 I have seen bottle
caps up there. I'm always checking for a bottle
cap. Yeah, because that's how you
open a bottle. If you don't have a bottle
opener, you can use that. It's like and you get and it
(09:57):
comes right off. I don't know if you're going to
use a bottle, don't make it glass.
Don't use something with a bottle cap.
I have had a Barbie head described to me up there.
That's like a baby that you don't anticipate delivery.
That's something weird that you see on the X-ray go.
What is the odds looking back atme when that?
Thing is, there's. A bottle cap and a Barbie head
(10:19):
and a thermos and a Stanley Cup.Up there.
All right, that one's a little bit freaky deaky now.
Fruit. Yes.
Long Oval shape. Cucumbers.
Pickles. Apples.
Peaches. No, those are round.
Tables, yes. OK.
And then one of the ones that all these will sort of freak me
(10:40):
out. I've seen in two.
And none of these up to this point have freaked you out.
Separate ways. Things with glass should not go
up your Hoo ha, whether it's a light bulb or some sort of a
jar. Why would you put a light bulb
up there? Light bulbs break so easy,
unless it's one of those trick ones that that you put your
mouth in a glow. Yeah, one of the plastic ones
(11:01):
you get from the magic shop, that's the one you should put up
there. Because if you put that up there
and it's one of those magic onesthat lights by itself, you can
see around and you can find things like Barbie heads and
Stanley Cups. Because if you can't get it out
or it breaks, you are going to be living something way worse
(11:22):
than a Halloween scary movie. All right, words of wisdom.
Thank you. Next.
Can you be me in trivia? Probably I'm because I'm very,
very intelligent, very large brain.
Oh, here he goes. Very intelligent.
I'll I'll get all these. All five of these questions are
(11:42):
ones that. I have no.
They only need to get. One to win.
Oh, that's easy. I'll tell you my guesses as we
go, but I think I deserve at least partial credit on #5 but
you'll have to let me know in the comments.
Question #1 How many eyeballs doowls have?
How many eyeballs does owls have?
One. 233. None, because they're eye tubes.
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Yep, we're starting with owl eyeballs.
It's freaking 0. Yep, not even kidding.
Of course I guessed too. Question #2.
See, I told you. Because they're not eyeballs,
they're eye tubes. Yeah, owls are weird like that.
You've heard of a? I've already beat them.
See, I'm just going to let you answer the rest of these, Jimmy,
(12:28):
because I told you I'm very, very intelligent and I know the
quite, I know the answers to everything.
So I'm going to let you answer. OK, well, I'll try.
Gaggle geese and a prickle of porcupines.
But what is a group of jellyfishcalled?
And remember, I got all these wrong.
What is a bunch of jellyfish? A squid.
(12:52):
It's called a smack. I guess they oh.
It's a smack. I thought it was a squid.
See, I would have got that one right.
I would have said it's a smack. Notation.
It seemed kind. Of how you, wouldn't you?
Wouldn't know what that is I. Didn't know what that was.
I lived. At the beach before.
I'm better than smack. Question #3 What do some horned
(13:12):
lizards squirt from their eyes as a defence to predator?
Urine. They squirt urine out of their.
Eyes. Yeah, we'll go.
What? We'll go with the urine there,
guy. See, I guessed venom, but the
answer is blood. I guess I'm.
Blood not metal enough? I got another one wrong.
(13:34):
Yeah, see, I knew that I was just going on with you.
That mindset question #4 what breed of dog is the fastest?
That would be the whippet. At speeds of up to 44 miles an
hour, it's the Greyhound, I said.
A greyhound whippet, Same thing.Corgi right?
This is question number. Oh, and Whippet and Greyhound
are two. Different things.
Whippets are small greyhounds. Oh, can they run 44 miles an
(13:59):
hour? I think they can.
They're very fast. Hold on, let's ask Grok.
Grok. How fast does a whippet run?
Like 40 miles an hour? Yeah, that's that same thing.
Go. How many syllables are in this
word? I can't say yeah because I'd
give it away. Screech, screech.
I said there were two. Screeched, Screeched one.
(14:22):
Yeah. Screeched How did.
You do them all. Let me know in the comments and
I'll see you in the next video. We got most of them right.
Jimmy got it, got most of them wrong.
What you You said you didn't know all of them.
I didn't know all of them. I was trying to help you out.
Thank. You next.
Let's. See if anybody.
Find things that make men seem creepy to women, which is the
(14:45):
last thing you want, right? What makes men seem creepy?
Let me guess, they have dolls? About to reveal to you some
powerful. Play video games.
That many men will never know. Are you ready for this?
They have classes. No, that's not no.
Maybe you've tried approaching agirl and had it go really wrong?
(15:09):
Or do you ever get that feeling that maybe girls just kind of
avoid you because they think you're creepy knowing what it
is? Then you're probably creepy.
Makes a man. Maybe you could look in the
mirror and go, yeah, I, I creep myself out.
Seem creepy to women is essential to know, because once
you know that, you can instead avoid it and start charming
(15:31):
those beautiful women instead. Charm them that sounds.
Way better. I'd rather charm them than creep
them. Right.
So, Are you ready to take a massive step forward in your
love life? Then make sure you keep watching
as we go into these five things that make a man seem creepy.
How? Would you get to it?
Oh my God, This is why I hate women.
(15:52):
And they just keep talking and talking and talking.
Guys don't want to hear the talking and talking and talking.
You said you're going to tell uswhat makes us creepy and get
right to it. Stop telling us the preamble
shut. Up.
There's something I need you to know at the start.
Don't be too hard on yourself, OK?
If you see yourself making some of these mistakes, it's OK.
She is, she's talking to herselftalking.
(16:13):
She just needs to tell us the five things and just go looks,
hair, car. How's married?
Just tell us like 5 things. See how quick that was?
That was really quick. But no, she's got to keep
flapping her jaw. Flapping her jaw.
It's easy to do, and we'll talk more about this at the end, but
no. OK, God, just get to.
It promise me that you're not going to be too hard on
yourself, OK? Sound good?
(16:35):
I won't be doing it, by the way,that you started with the first
thing that makes a man seem really creepy to women.
Number one is telling her you have feelings for her too soon.
I think this kind of started like way back in school.
I was like, dude, you like her, you have to go tell her you
like. OK, then what if she asks you?
Yeah, what if you, what if she'sreally?
(16:56):
What if she's like a 10 and you're like a 2 and she's like
making out with you? She likes you.
You should. Tell her.
Like her? No, no, no, no you don't.
No, as Braun's telling you not to.
Do that. As a matter of fact, you
shouldn't do that. How about leather pants?
Too soon. Lots of gel.
Keeps her out really bad. As humans, we have emotional
boundaries just like we have physical boundaries.
(17:18):
And when someone who is not yet close to us emotionally acts
like they're close to us emotionally, it totally creeps
us out. It freaks us out, especially
women. So when you ask her out by.
She's only at #1 it's going to take her forever to get to the
next. Door.
Or when you let her know, you tell us.
(17:39):
For her, OK, we will not tell women that we like.
I'm too soon. We'll wait five years.
Just get on with it. Long time before you're actually
dating and getting ready to be in I.
Love one comment on here. I got bored 25 seconds in and
moved on. Exactly a.
Serious relationship because youdon't.
Get to. It when you are telling her too
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soon that you have feelings for her, it is.
Holy cow, she's 2 minutes into this and she's only had one.
Only one. You better get to it quick.
Hearing her to death and you might be thinking, OK, but
Melanie? OK, that's it.
I'm gone. I can't do it, Uncle.
Good God, what is wrong with youstupid women?
(18:23):
You just talk. We can't handle it.
Our brains aren't wired like that.
God, We just go shut up. Just tell us what you want to
tell us and move on and step away from the TV because
football is on and shut up.
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