July 3, 2023 • 43 mins
Ever rummaged through a pile of clothes at Hollister only to end up with a men's WWE shirt? Or been caught off-guard by the clear bag policy at a concert? Well, we can now say we've been there, done that! Tune in to hear about our hilarious shopping mishap and fun-filled night at the Blink 182 concert. And guess what? We've also picked up Pig Latin to keep our conversations kid-proof.
But we're not all about fun and games - we like to delve into the nitty-gritty of life as well, especially relationships. Remember that poll on how people handle fights with their partners? We've got the results and some crazy fight stories that'll make your jaw drop. We also share a thing or two about the complexities of our own relationships, and the frequency of fights in a typical couple's life. Plus, we also get into the importance of conflict resolution (think eye contact, listening, and compromises), which we think is crucial for a peaceful coexistence.
Finally, we're rolling out the red carpet for some celebrity gossip, as we share the bizarre encounters of two fans who presented Pink with a wheel of cheese and a bag of their parents' ashes. We also recommend the emotionally intense Hulu show 'The Bear,' and share our thoughts on Ryan Seacrest hosting Wheel of Fortune. As we wrap up, we invite you to spill the beans about your secrets, confessions, advice, and stories for our upcoming 'Skeletons in the Closet' episode. We've got you covered, and we promise it'll be a rollercoaster ride!
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Welcome back to All Tricks, no treats.
Look at us.
Two weeks in a row, we're back,actually, with another episode.
We are the number one podcastfor relationship advice If you
have kids, if you're single, ifyou're a person, if you're a
human being.
Thanks for tuning back in.
(00:34):
We've received a lot of supportfrom our last episode.
We were gone for like over amonth, but we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's why we're trying to be consistent, even
more now is because we've gottenlike a little bit of feedback.
So we're like, yeah, we got tokeep rolling guys, let's do this
.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, we want to cheers to you guys.
We have baby, but eyes today,oh BBs.
We try to find the talk ends,but the liquor store by our
house doesn't have them.
Holy shit, this one's squirted.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm out of breath.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
All right, let's cheers.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Cheers to two weeks in a row.
baby, Let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, that's but eyes for you.
So what we got going on, babyWe're catching up.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's only been a week , but we're catching up on
everything.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We have been pretty busy.
It's a summer.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh, we've been so busy.
I feel like we're very tan,very, you know, very tired, very
old.
Does that mean anything to dowith summer?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
We've been swimming pretty much every day.
So that's, why we look a littlenice looking, you know tan.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh my gosh, do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
WWE shirt at Hollister.
That's her first time she'sever been in and she bought a
shirt, The fur.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
we went to the mall and it was, and we were walking
by and I told you you know, I'venever actually been in a
Hollister.
I've passed by it and I'vesmelled it.
It smells amazing, but I'venever been in a Hollister.
and you were like let's go,Let's take you in.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
We did not fit in at all.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No.
And lo and behold, we walk in.
and what did you say?
You were like oh, all the cutewhite girls used to shop here,
That's true.
And what did I end up buying?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
WWE shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
A men's shirt with the rock on it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I couldn't believe that they sold that there.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I could.
It was very I know I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's like the thing now, though, at all the stores
at the mall, like they sell shit.
that's not even like theirbrand, like H&M, and they were
selling like New York shit.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh, I don't like that .
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Brooklyn and Cambridge.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh yeah, university of Cambridge, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
All these different things that aren't even I don't
know.
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Max says can you smell?
and it's got the rock on it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's a pretty sick shirt for being a Hollister
shirt, but whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So we saw Blinkman 82 .
We did, we did.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh man, i cried like a baby the first four songs,
like, not just like a tear, likeI was, like I had to put my
hands in my fucking eyes becausethey were a big influence on my
life as a middle school goer.
That was so good Oh my God,this show was amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I wish the kids were there, but the tickets were so
ridiculous, but the pit had likeso much room.
There was a bunch of kidsrunning around and dancing But
Blinkman 82 has been killing it.
Oh man, the show was incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Super good, we hunted for shots when we were there Oh
yeah, just because you know welike other people, we just want
to like take a shot or two andgo and head into the show, and
so we didn't have any.
We always try to stop, but forsome reason like 7-11, they
(03:50):
don't carry little shooterbangers.
So we were walking up and downby the people making the bacon
wrap pot dogs and selling theagueras frescas.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I knew those fuckers would have liquor.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, it took us a little while.
You walked up to one and saidshots And he went oh, yeah, yeah
, yeah.
Yeah, come, come come And Isaid finally after 10 people
said no.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I was like, what are you guys doing?
They usually do.
They like smartened up.
But thank God for that guy andhis son, His 10 year old son.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He forwarded the shot .
Speaker 1 (04:23):
He served us up some Patron.
So yeah, hell yeah, we got acouple shots before we went in.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But also we had an issue with their clear bag
protocol.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That was an issue for you.
I was happy because I got tosmoke another cigarette, but You
were mad too.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Because, we had to walk back to the car.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I was irritated because it's like dude, it's
blink, these guys don't give ashit.
But the security, for somereason, that point was alright.
That show was like If it waslike a centimeter over their bag
requirements, then they're likeno, you can't.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Her purse was literally like It's the size of
my palm.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Four inches by four inches, and she couldn't take it
in.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
We've been to Angel Games, Dodger Games, like other
shows, and they all allowed thatone purse.
That's why I always bring it,because it's small enough to
just carry my wallet keys,that's it.
And they were like nope, yougot to go back.
So we went back to the car.
Yeah, we had a clear bag issue.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
We tried to warn every girl that was walking
passes to the show.
I was like you can't take thatbag and they're going to kick
you out or not kick you out.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
But we were not the only ones walking back to the
car.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, everyone was.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And the next day it was just like a week in full of
shows.
Man, We went to Garden Amp inGarden Grove and we saw Seosan.
But this time it was veryspecial because-.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
We took the little rascals.
Yeah, we took the kids to seeSeosan And I think it was like a
20th anniversary show, so theydid like 28 songs.
They did some cover songs Andwe took the kids.
That's one of the bands that weboth listened to when we were
in high school And it was crazyseeing Cove and Anthony.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Green.
Anthony Green came back.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
They did some covers.
They covered Blind Side thesong Pitiful that.
I was like almost in tears AndI was standing up yelling in my
seat the whole song And the twopeople in front of me are like I
think you were the only one whoknew that band And I was like
they were a Christian band, sothat's right, probably, because
(06:29):
nobody there probably listens toChristian Rock or Christian
Hardcore.
But I was so happy, It was socool seeing them and seeing the
kids dance and shit.
I was like what the heck?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, the best part was the kids Trippy.
Yeah, it was so nuts We broughttheir little headphones because
you gotta preserve the ears,but it was fun.
They were hanging on little thebars.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Rails.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, we walked down to the floor and they were like
dancing around and having fun,so it was a good time.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, it was a good weekend, that weekend, pretty
busy.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, very busy.
And the last thing is we'regetting really good at Pig Latin
.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We are New language to talk around the kids.
Around the idk's Around theidk's, because Champ is at a
point, even Bubby, where theycan understand what we're saying
.
Even words they Just intonation.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Champ knows every word we spell.
Bubby started to pick up onwords and we're like.
One time.
Brianna was like do you know,pig Latin.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And I said gosh, So we've just been speaking in Pig
Latin a lot around thishousehold.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
The last fucking few days we've been talking in Pig
Latin.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I think we had like a whole conversation in Pig Latin
.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I have to like, speak slowly until I become a pro.
But yeah, pig Latin is whereit's at, it's working out.
If you have kids and you needto talk to your partner or
friend, if you want to talk someshit or some gossip, you need
to talk in Pig Latin, becausethey're like what?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I think they don't even care.
It's like too much, They'relike I'm not even going to try,
So they just Yeah what are theysaying?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But it was hilarious that we both kind of know it.
And Now we're using Pig Latin.
Oh man, I love it.
We're parents Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, well, so our topic for today is fight or
flight.
Explain.
Fight or flight is the modethat you get into when conflict
arises, conflict with anyone,conflict, any sort of
disagreement.
So you get into a fight orflight mode.
It's either you stay there andyou fight, you fight it out, you
(08:34):
do what you got to do or youjust say like no, it's not worth
it, i got to go.
But predominantly this topic isjust about fights.
We had a couple polls and ourfirst one was would you say you
fight or fought with yoursignificant other?
A lot got zero votes.
Never were perfect.
(08:56):
Surrounded by rainbows andbutterflies, 20% And 80% is.
Some days are World War III andsome days are the little lovey
emoji with hearts all over it.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Listen, i know a couple people that fight nonstop
.
So you guys are fucking liars.
There's people, i think, thatfight all the time.
I think I know a couple of them.
They should have voted all thetime.
You think they voted rainbowsand fucking butterflies I would
have caused a fight.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
They just wanted to like appease.
Okay, and our next one is howare you in a fight with your
significant other?
36% call me the rock.
I'm always ready to rumble.
Oh, it's like I planned it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, you do.
That's your votes, all yourvotes.
Yeah, that was me.
You could vote more than one.
I voted 100%, me.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
32% is avoid silent, disappear, that's me, that's you
24%, which these people go you.
I'm a healthy fighter.
I listen and respect 8%.
I guess the liars Still perfect.
I don't fight.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You should call them out.
Everyone that voted do it.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, and then we asked for anyone's advice or
crazy fight stories.
We did get one crazy fightstory.
It says well, my ex chased meto your mom's house and your mom
had to lay down that See.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't know this story too well, but my buddy was
dating this fucking psycho andshe treated him like shit and he
moved to a different state forher And when he moved back she
came back and was obsessed withhim for some reason.
But when they were over thereit didn't seem like she was.
She didn't really care for him,it seemed like that what I've
(10:52):
heard, The classic tale.
Yeah, so when he was over it Iguess she was stalking him.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Like physically or online.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, I'm sure online too, but physically, like she
would go everywhere where he wasand then he caught her sharking
him once when he was drivingand he's like Sharking.
Yeah, like chasing and tellinghim.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh, I think I've never heard that before.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And I think he called my sister or something.
When he pulled up to my mom'shouse and my mom came out and
started talking shit to her andshe fucking drove off.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
So she just would have followed him anywhere he
went.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, it was weird, I don't know.
I don't know in too much detail, but I think you should call in
and explain the story.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Can you explain that more?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Because that shit was fucking hilarious.
I've only heard it once fromhim And I forgot that was a long
time ago.
Hmm, okay.
Thanks, buddy.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Someone else replied.
Bruh, with crying, laughingfaces.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That means they have gnarly fights there.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And no advice.
Yes, and the next one says oneperson say one, the other says
two, original person says three.
Then it's all over, so theyjust want to-.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I agree 100% with that person.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh wow, Yeah, you do.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
That disengages the fight When you're fighting.
someone could say one.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Two.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Three And then it's over with.
I wonder who said that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, I wonder too.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
That's a good stop fighting tactic.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Stop fighting, or a Feast of.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Desist If you want to get punched in the head tactic.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh, one, two, three, you out of here, Yeah, okay, so
fights, do we fight?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
We just fought before this podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
We did We.
that's why we always say likewe can never work together.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
This has been different, though.
This has been kind of adifferent experience doing the
podcast with you, because itdoesn't seem like Obviously,
this isn't a job, we don't getpaid for it or whatever but I
always felt like we could neverdo anything together because I'm
kind of like bossy when itcomes to-.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
And I don't want to be bossed around.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'm your boss.
But yeah, we fight and, like wesaid before, i'm kind of like
Apologize real quick, get itover with and Move on or try to
like not even talk about it.
And then I asked for a kiss andthen I feel better and she
(13:27):
doesn't.
But she's the more smart one, ithink.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I'm not, no, i'm not the smart one, i just want
thanks for saying that I.
Mean, i'm the smarter one, butI just and see, this is why this
.
We're all different, but I'mmore of Acknowledge me, hear me
like.
We do fight, but we, you know,we know each other.
(13:52):
We work towards The end goal ofjust you know, yeah, ending it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
We know what we're working towards and the thing
with the relationships, nomatter what relationship,
friendship, relationships withyour parents, yeah, your
boyfriends, girlfriends,husbands, wives You're gonna
fight.
You're gonna fight forever, tillthe day you die, and That's why
relationships are so hard tomaintain a lot of the time,
(14:22):
because People hold grudges orthey don't want to move on.
Someone does something prettyshitty and that's.
It's okay, i guess, to try tocut that person off, but then to
the day, if you want someone inyour life for real, is you need
to work?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
to those fights and Keep.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's how you build strong relationships.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
The notebook, isn't it?
he's where he's like.
I tell you when you're a painin the ass.
Oh yeah 98% of the time and youhave a bounce back rate.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, for sure So.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
How often do you think couples fight?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I don't know, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
So, um, i researched and I found a few different
sites.
Some sites said one times totwo times a month, one said one
to three times a week.
Another site said 25% of yourtime, which I'm not 100% sure
what that was.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
But we're not math majors.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, i always say that I'm never a math major.
I don't, i don't know, butEveryone is different.
So what's important to rememberis If you're arguing more than
you actually having like happytimes, that could be an issue.
But, most importantly, thenature of your fights is what's
sure?
if it, if it's disrespectful,if it's violent, That makes a
(15:36):
lot of sense.
Those are things that you needto think about.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, I think fighting more than I know one or
two times a week is It's not alot.
It seems kind of like and it'snot always like I want to kill
you.
It's just little things inthere, you know, yeah and.
Like they say, the the littlestthings Irritate you.
I think I irritate you morethan way more than you irritate
me, but It's little things thatcould cause a little like tiff.
(16:04):
So what it's called Yeah, alittle tiff, yeah so.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Gonna happen.
It's natural.
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Um, some arguing is actually beneficial and, like we
said it gives, it's a normalpart of any relationship, mm-hmm
.
So disagreements can help aperson learn, and not just in a
relationship.
Why are you hiding your laptopfrom me?
You just moved it away from me.
(16:33):
Are you reading a website?
Are you going along with me?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Disagreements can help a person learn how to
listen to your partner.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
How to speak your own mind and opinion, which is good
.
Like you can find your ownvoice.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I think that one of the things with us is that if
we're fighting, you're like, youwant to be in front of me.
You're more of a, you want tobe face-to-face and talk things
out.
I'm more of I'm an idiot.
Essentially.
I can't really like think inthe moment and I can never say
how I feel.
I'm not, i don't think I'mbuilt like that.
(17:13):
But I fight better, if thatmakes sense, through text
messages.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Oh, okay, yeah.
So when we get in an argumentAnd you know how some people say
, don't go to bed angry, we goto bed angry, yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Like we, like we said in one of the first party
episodes Wow Yeah, we go to bedangry.
We, you know, should probablywork on that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
But Yeah, there are times where actually I would
rather speak in person, but youwould, you're more comfortable
texting, and even those timesI'm like can we just talk?
on the phone like can we justLet's end this right now, i'm
just at least speak over thephone and I respond.
No, i'm just kidding.
No, you doing that.
(18:00):
I call you, But yeah so speakyour mind in your own opinion.
You know whatever you'recomfortable with, however,
you're comfortable dealing withit.
Learn how to have healthydiscussions.
You know when you're arguing.
You learn how to, you know,speak with someone else that
doesn't doesn't have the sameway of speaking in person,
(18:20):
doesn't have the same way ofspeaking as you do.
Also, learn to value yourpartner's input, which is a big
thing because it's not justabout you.
You know, and then learn, thatin a relationship, you need to
work together.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
That's true.
I think when we fight I focuson me and my feelings and
Anything around that or outsideof that is The enemy.
I just see kind of red but youlike pee, pee, pee, shoot it
down to Move forward with youguys's relationship or move past
(18:58):
the fight and get to the rootof it.
You have to kind of see whereboth people are coming from and
that's a pretty important stepthat, after ten years of being
together, i'm still working onit.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
No, I'm working on it too.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You're pretty good at it.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I'm stubborn.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I and I.
You know, it's taken ten yearsfor me to admit that I'm
stubborn.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I know that nice.
We need to work together.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Continue.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Okay.
So tips for recovering from afight with your significant
other.
Here are some.
Try to refer to it as adisagreement or argument, not a
fight.
So when you do that you cantake out.
You can take it out of aconflict mindset.
It's no longer like, becauseyou know when you think of a
fight you're like pew, pew, like.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'm mad.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I'm angry.
If it's a disagreement, it moreis like words you think of,
more like yeah, you know you'renot.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Agreeing on a fight seems kind of aggressive.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, fights could be aggressive, but it's better to
take it as Like a conflict orsomething that could be resolved
other than like this is a fight.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, I get that.
I'll see you in the ring.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, i'd beat your ass, Says you.
Oh Man, no, no contest, nocompetition.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay And it separates you disagreement from any sort
of actual violence.
Like we said, when you think offight, you think of violence,
pretty much When you're in themiddle of a disagreement, try
using I'm using air quotes, i Istatements instead of Blaming.
So, instead of you're making memad, you would say like I'm
(20:43):
feeling frustrated when, becauseIt gets rid of anyone feeling
defensive and it shifts Moretowards empathy instead of blame
.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, Yeah so like yeah that's good, mm-hmm, that's
smart, but I'm not sure if allwe don't follow Yeah, no in the
moment.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's very hard to like think of these like you
don't think of rules, you don'tthink of like how do I fix this
right away?
You're just like.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I don't think of being.
I don't think of being a goodperson when I'm fighting.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Does anyone?
you know you're pretty good atit.
I'm pretty good at fighting.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And I have a little thing.
If you're fighting and you havekids, so if kids are in the
picture, something that I readabout Kristen Bell and Dax
Shepard is that they do theyapologize to each other in front
of their kids.
So I have like a little quoteUm, he made his wife promise
(21:48):
that they'd always apologize andmake up in front of their kids.
Um, so the quote is even ifthat meant having to reenact an
apology for them later.
So he said let's make a dealthat if we ever make up when
we're behind closed doors, thatwe role play the next morning in
front of them Damn.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I think they could do that, though, because they're
fucking actors.
They could redo it, they couldbe like ready action.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm sorry, you need to get their hair and makeup
done right before they do it too.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Tell them the mouse Man, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
No, but that's.
that's good.
And I taught I've talked to youabout that too, because, like
we said, we're not perfect,we're not experts, and we have
fought, you know, worth our kidsaround.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I don't think we'd ever do that.
I think we'd crack a beer andwe'd drink and say forget about
it.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Forget about it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's fucking crazy that they do that.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But that's, that's good, it's very healthy.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Because you always say which I agree with is that
when we fight, we try not to doit in front of the kids.
I mean, it gets hard at times,but you don't want your kids to
see that shit, because I hear it.
All I remember growing up isevery day my parents fighting.
Well, growing up it was normal,but now it's like damn, that
shit kind of sucks, you know,because that was like a big part
(23:11):
of what I remember, i rememberof growing up.
but you don't want to see yourparents fighting.
So apologizing in front of yourkids is a good thing.
I think they should do it thefirst time and not readact the
second time because that'sfucking weird.
But uh yeah definitely notfighting in front of them or
apologizing in front of them isgood, i agree.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
No, i feel like you know things that we've always
said, or I feel like ourgeneration a lot.
we've done a lot of healing, alot of you know, acknowledging,
and we've always said we don'twant to be these parts of our
parents, we don't want to bethese parts of these people that
have raised us, which itdoesn't mean that they did a
horrible job.
It doesn't mean anything aboutthat?
(23:53):
It's just saying that there arecertain aspects of our childhood
that we remember and that wedon't want to pass on to our own
kids 100%.
So I think something like this,apologizing, you know, working
it out in front of our kids,showing them how, in a healthy
manner, to work throughsomething with your partner.
You know, with love it worksout.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
It's cute, for sure it does.
I like it Nice.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay.
Another tip is to learn todisagree in a healthy way.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Tell me more Respectfully, listen to the
other person's point of view andmake eye contact.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I was trying to make eye contact.
I contacted you do the fightbefore this podcast and you told
me this isn't a staringcompetition, No, I know you were
not.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
That is not what you were doing.
I contact is when we're havinga conversation, we're talking it
out.
You're looking at me.
You're not turning over on yourside Trying to go to sleep,
which what you normally do.
Good night, um you were sittingin there.
Look, I'm pointing the couchright there.
You were sitting there Laughingand staring me in the eyes.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I was looking at you And that's why I said this is
not a staring competition Causeyou would look me in the eyes
and like stare into my soul.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
You were trying to like conjure something else.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I was trying to make peace.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Make peace with my corneas.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I thought our souls would connect like on avatar
when the hair fucking.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I just pictured our eyes coming together as one
Touching Oh man.
Yeah, no, um, make eye contactto show that you care, despite
the disagreement.
Okay, it's a healthy way.
Sure, eye contact, listen, likethose.
I don't know those two, i don'tknow two people that voted and
(26:11):
said they listened and we shouldprobably contact them and ask
them what they do.
Um, let the other person feelheard before stating your point
of view, which is good.
Don't cut them off.
You know, let them finish, letthem have their say and then you
respond.
And lastly, couples thatresolve issues and fight in a
healthy way Must compromise tofind a place of peace.
(26:33):
It is not about winning theconversation.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Hey, listen, you're not a winner, you're a loser, is
that?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
true?
Is that true?
It is true, but I just said, aargument is not about winning,
that's true, i was just making ajoke.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You shouldn't fight to win, you should fight to
resolve.
I think.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I came out of that came out of this.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I came out of Bobby.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I came out of top.
baby, let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But uh, yeah, because you can't always be right.
And I feel like most of thetime I am but thinking back.
Half the time I was wrong andpeople need to accept that
you're being an asshole.
Yeah, i feel like winning aconversation like winning,
(27:29):
winning.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
There's no point to it.
Like you don't want to feellike you're the best, you don't
want to feel like you've yes, igot them.
Like then the other person willfeel kind of like shit.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
you know, even if they have feelings and you're
making them feel invalid, thennobody wins Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, you just want to work towards a healthy end.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Nice, okay, so we're done.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Hey fights baby.
Hee-hee, Stay fighting baby.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Give us more things to talk about Fight for love.
Ooh, nice Anyway Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
What.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I'm going to ask you something.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Ask me something.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Ask me something.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Our kids say something.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Like can I show you something?
Uh-huh, And I love it so much.
I want to be sad when theydon't do that anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh no, i just saw like this little video and it
was a mom like kind of watchingher phone and it says when you
see your kid say a wordcorrectly and you're like so
happy.
Yeah, I saw that video too, Andit says but then you also
realize that they're not goingto say the word the way that
you've loved for so long.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, ever again.
Oh, i hate that shit.
Let's have another baby.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Okay, that's how we know.
That's how we know.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Wow, i'm just kidding .
I'm just kidding These littleones Paws More often.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Um Ask men.
Men, men, men I thought we weregoing to go with this.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Your lips went crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Just let me do it my way out of here.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
How would you react if your partner told you they
are open to experience athreesome?
Will you be happy, excited,suspicious?
Will you accept the idea tobegin with?
Do you want to answer first orhear answers?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Let's hear answers.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Someone said it's a trap.
Admiral Ackbar, i know that'sfrom Star Wars, It's a trap.
Okay, nope, to thine own self.
Be true, know my personalityand my own jealousies.
Don't do it, trust me, don't doit, it ain't worth it.
And someone replied and said Iam single.
Actually, just had an argumentwith someone who wanted a FFM,
(29:59):
which means female, female, male, threesome, but not MMF male,
male, female.
This is why I thought to askother men what they think about
threesome.
Oof, i don't think my ego coulddeal with disappointing two
people at once.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Did I respond that That you Oh Seagarza.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Submitted by Seagarza .
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I'd be in the corner in fetal position, rocking back
and forth.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Break up.
I don't want to be the swingingguy.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, i would say that is not something I'm
comfortable with.
My relationships are monogamousfor a reason.
Last one I just hope his dickis smaller than mine.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I think if we had a male, male, female, i think he'd
win, definitely average.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Um that's that's nutty.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
We always joke around and say we'd have a threesome.
Um, we had a couple of peoplein mind.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
We did, but they were all girls.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Who was your guy?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I'd have John Favreau straight up.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I never once said I would want to have a threesome
with John Favreau.
Of course you would choose John.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Favreau, i'd watch him all over.
You, baby, sheffing it up, baby.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
You know what I always think of.
What I think of is uh what, andI love you man.
They're like aren't you jealous?
he's going to um Vegas?
and she was like no, he's 40pounds over.
Right with a with a small dick.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh yeah.
And they're like oh yeah, okay,no, what about?
what about Shia?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You never said Shia before.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Oh, she's never said Shia before You see her face.
Cheater.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Excuse me, i think I'm the I think I like blue
bookers out of my nose laughingat you.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I would definitely be the uh.
If it was female, female, male,i would definitely be the
disappointment because with youalready I have to like pray to
God every time to last more thanfucking two minutes.
But another female, i think itwould be hard.
(32:22):
But I don't think we'd pull thetrigger on that because in the
moment I'd be like this isfucking tight, but after I'd be
like we're breaking up.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
No, yeah, no, probably that's what I always
say to.
I always say I can't, icouldn't, i could not be like
I'm too much of a sorry.
You and John Favreau I probablybe in the corner You guys be
cooking a grilled cheesetogether.
You be making like a panini inthe corner.
(32:58):
I just.
I just hear you say yes, chef,yes, chef.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'd be cutting a veggie.
Oh no, i mean, i don't thinkwe'd ever do that.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
But no, no.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I get turned on thinking about you with other
people.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
No, you know that I'm too much of a jealous person.
I could not.
I know I'm monogamous for areason.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That is what it is.
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
We'll see what.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
The.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Arthur hand.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Anyway, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
And so now it's time for some hot cuss.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
What's the gossip on the street, baby?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Oh, the gossip for today is a fan, actually two
different ones.
When pink is on tour, she's ontour right now.
Pink, pink, i love pink.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
When's the?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
last time she toured.
She's been, she's done beentouring right now.
I think she's in like Europe orsomething.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Everyone's in Europe.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Oh yeah, they are Damn, not us.
So pink is touring and somefans.
One person gave her a wheel offree cheese, a big ass wheel, a
whole big wheel.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Her friend Brie Brinkley loves cheese and she's
like what should I get for herbirthday?
And I said get her a big assfucking wheel of cheese.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
We were.
We were at the mall and I waslike I got to get Brie,
something I got and I need help.
I'm not good with shopping forpeople, actually 100% Rude.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Rude, actually I'm very good at shopping for you
because I hear what you like, Ihear you know I look for things
that you say.
I'll remember that Okay.
But I feel like girls it'sharder because you know what do
(35:24):
they like, what do they want.
But I know she likes books,anyways.
Anyways, she loves cheese Andwe know she loves cheese.
That's why last year we got hera Sharkoochi board.
But so this year we were at themall and we were in a store and
I was like, oh, what about this?
What about this?
What about this?
And he said you kind ofactually said it a lot, like
(35:45):
there was a girl next to us andshe just like looked at you
after, did she really?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
You were like I don't know what she likes, I just
know she likes cheese.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
True, that's true.
I guess she does like books,because you guys read books and
shit, but those big blocks ofcheese are fucking like $3,000.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Hey, we should have gotten her a wheel.
You can get an ass.
Her and Pink are gonna have awheel.
But so one fan handed Pink awheel of Bre cheese, which
sounds delicious, and anotherfan handed her.
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
A bag of their I think it's their moms, their
parents' ashes.
What?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
What is she gonna do with them?
I?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
don't know, maybe they were like a big fan.
She accepted it.
Yeah, there's like video of hergetting and be like are these
ashes, are they?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
She's just like That's so strange.
Yeah, what is she gonna do withsomeone else's parents'?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
ashes, dude, i think she's gonna like bathe in them.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Or throw them on stage.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, throw them in the air and dance around it.
I mean, maybe the parent was avery big fan, so maybe that's
what they requested, but To givethe ashes to a famous person.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
That's so strange.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Pink is having a very you know Interesting time.
Yeah, performing for people.
Europe, Europe, man.
Okay, and the next one is TheBear.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
The Bear is a show on Hulu about a chef who has a
chaotic family and Verystressful.
Just to say that show isfucking incredible.
If you guys have not watched itand you need a little bit of
chaos in your life or happinessin your life or a comeback story
(37:38):
, this is the show for you.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
The last If you need to disassociate.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, the last two episodes we balled our eyes out
together.
Oh God, A lot of people, Ithink, that we know could relate
in their personal lives to thisshow, But it's so good.
I didn't even know what else tosay about it other than I'm
(38:05):
pissed at the new season is notout the day after the second
season is out, But it's fuckingincredible.
You guys have to go watch it.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, it's out on Hulu.
We binged it, I think in like-.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Two days.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Two days, yeah, and it's very good.
It's very cathartic, it's veryit's anxiety inducing.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
It's intense.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, it's very intense, but also like you get a
good cry, you like feel happy,you get a little hungry, you
wanna get like a little snack,like it's just got all the
feelings So it's out, and if youwanna watch it, i think you
should, if you have Hulu, ifyou've got your friends.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, that's right, we're Hulu.
I don't know anybody who hasHulu.
Like, if you ask someone, theydon't have Hulu.
They always say, oh, i use mymoms or my brothers or my
cousins.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
If Hulu does what Netflix did, we're all done.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
We're done for.
That's why nobody uses Netflixanyway.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
That seemed very hot gossy.
That was just like promotingyourself.
pretty much A good show, though.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I told you What was the other one you had.
Ryan Seacrest is now gonna hostJeopardy.
Jeopardy or Rula Fortune.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I don't care, jesus.
Rula Fortune.
That's crazy.
What happened to what's hisname?
Alex Trebek?
That's Jeopardy.
Jesus, your shit face.
Let me take this beer back.
You're being rude now.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
You're being rude.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
What happened to the chubby white guy?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Pat Sajak.
Is that his name?
No, no, no, no, is it, is it?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
No.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Is that him?
What's taking you so long?
That is him.
Is Pat Sajak.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh yeah, Ryan Seacrest isreplacing Pat Sajak in hosting
Rula Fortune.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Damn.
Ryan Seacrest has like amillion jobs.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
You know, when they say Chris Jenner works hard,
ryan Seacrest works harder.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, and he has kind of a better job.
His jobs are better thanmanaging Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
The group of girls.
Yeah, his are fun, So I meanthat'll be cool to see.
I love Rula Fortune.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
So what does that mean about American Idol?
He's not doing that anymore.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Oh, i don't know, is it even on?
I never really watched RulaFortune.
I love Rula Fortune.
Guess the letters.
Are you looking at pictures ofRyan Seacrest now?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I'm trying to think what to say about this guy.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I mean, you know how people think Ryan Seacrest is
very short.
My grandma loved him, loved him, and I think she was at an
angel game or a concertsomewhere at Angel Stadium Or no
, at Staples Center, and she raninto him in the elevator, yeah,
and she was like, oh my god,like panicking.
(41:20):
But then she was like, wow,you're much taller than I
thought.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Oh, no, she's trying to take advantage of me in the
elevator.
Ew, oh, yes, oh, that's a greatstory.
Ryan Seacrest, when I was alittle kid watching American
Idol, i remember he wore thisjean jacket one time And I was
like he's the fucking man.
I was like I want a jean jacket.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
So you went out and bought a jean jacket.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
No, i was a little kid.
I had to buy one when I wasmuch older, but I thought he was
the coolest guy wearing a jeanjacket.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
So we've done a lot, jean jacket.
I don't know why, but whateverI like Ryan Seacrest.
I love Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah Cool.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Oh, nice, ok, And that's it.
And if you have anything youwant to tell us, confess, get
some advice, laugh a little bit.
We have our skeletons in thecloset.
It's been a while since we'vedone it.
And so we are kind of lookingforward to doing the next one
(42:31):
And we would just like anyone ifyou got anything to tell us,
let us know 562-457-0613.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
You guys could call and leave a voicemail.
We don't answer, We don'tfucking say OK, what do you want
to tell us?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And write it down.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
It goes to voicemail.
You could leave a voice message.
We played it anonymously.
You could text.
You can email.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Always anonymously.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
We're going to post.
People tend to reply to ourpolls more or ask a question, so
we're going to do that as well,but our next episode will be
skeletons in the closet.
So if you guys, like she said,have anything you want to say or
get off your chest or advicewhatever, we'll play it
anonymously and we'll just fartaround and talk it out.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, for sure, we'll acknowledge you.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah Well, we appreciate you guys.
We'll catch you on the flipflop later.
Bye, bye.
Create a new world.
Welcome back to All Tricks, no treats.
Look at us.
Two weeks in a row, we're back,actually, with another episode.
We are the number one podcastfor relationship advice If you
have kids, if you're single, ifyou're a person, if you're a
human being.
Thanks for tuning back in.
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We've received a lot of supportfrom our last episode.
We were gone for like over amonth, but we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's why we're trying to be consistent, even
more now is because we've gottenlike a little bit of feedback.
So we're like, yeah, we got tokeep rolling guys, let's do this
.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, we want to cheers to you guys.
We have baby, but eyes today,oh BBs.
We try to find the talk ends,but the liquor store by our
house doesn't have them.
Holy shit, this one's squirted.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm out of breath.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
All right, let's cheers.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Cheers to two weeks in a row.
baby, Let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, that's but eyes for you.
So what we got going on, babyWe're catching up.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's only been a week , but we're catching up on
everything.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We have been pretty busy.
It's a summer.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh, we've been so busy.
I feel like we're very tan,very, you know, very tired, very
old.
Does that mean anything to dowith summer?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
We've been swimming pretty much every day.
So that's, why we look a littlenice looking, you know tan.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh my gosh, do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
WWE shirt at Hollister.
That's her first time she'sever been in and she bought a
shirt, The fur.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
we went to the mall and it was, and we were walking
by and I told you you know, I'venever actually been in a
Hollister.
I've passed by it and I'vesmelled it.
It smells amazing, but I'venever been in a Hollister.
and you were like let's go,Let's take you in.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
We did not fit in at all.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No.
And lo and behold, we walk in.
and what did you say?
You were like oh, all the cutewhite girls used to shop here,
That's true.
And what did I end up buying?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
WWE shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
A men's shirt with the rock on it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I couldn't believe that they sold that there.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I could.
It was very I know I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's like the thing now, though, at all the stores
at the mall, like they sell shit.
that's not even like theirbrand, like H&M, and they were
selling like New York shit.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh, I don't like that .
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Brooklyn and Cambridge.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh yeah, university of Cambridge, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
All these different things that aren't even I don't
know.
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Max says can you smell?
and it's got the rock on it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's a pretty sick shirt for being a Hollister
shirt, but whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So we saw Blinkman 82 .
We did, we did.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh man, i cried like a baby the first four songs,
like, not just like a tear, likeI was, like I had to put my
hands in my fucking eyes becausethey were a big influence on my
life as a middle school goer.
That was so good Oh my God,this show was amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I wish the kids were there, but the tickets were so
ridiculous, but the pit had likeso much room.
There was a bunch of kidsrunning around and dancing But
Blinkman 82 has been killing it.
Oh man, the show was incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Super good, we hunted for shots when we were there Oh
yeah, just because you know welike other people, we just want
to like take a shot or two andgo and head into the show, and
so we didn't have any.
We always try to stop, but forsome reason like 7-11, they
(03:50):
don't carry little shooterbangers.
So we were walking up and downby the people making the bacon
wrap pot dogs and selling theagueras frescas.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I knew those fuckers would have liquor.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, it took us a little while.
You walked up to one and saidshots And he went oh, yeah, yeah
, yeah.
Yeah, come, come come And Isaid finally after 10 people
said no.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I was like, what are you guys doing?
They usually do.
They like smartened up.
But thank God for that guy andhis son, His 10 year old son.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He forwarded the shot .
Speaker 1 (04:23):
He served us up some Patron.
So yeah, hell yeah, we got acouple shots before we went in.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But also we had an issue with their clear bag
protocol.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That was an issue for you.
I was happy because I got tosmoke another cigarette, but You
were mad too.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Because, we had to walk back to the car.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I was irritated because it's like dude, it's
blink, these guys don't give ashit.
But the security, for somereason, that point was alright.
That show was like If it waslike a centimeter over their bag
requirements, then they're likeno, you can't.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Her purse was literally like It's the size of
my palm.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Four inches by four inches, and she couldn't take it
in.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
We've been to Angel Games, Dodger Games, like other
shows, and they all allowed thatone purse.
That's why I always bring it,because it's small enough to
just carry my wallet keys,that's it.
And they were like nope, yougot to go back.
So we went back to the car.
Yeah, we had a clear bag issue.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
We tried to warn every girl that was walking
passes to the show.
I was like you can't take thatbag and they're going to kick
you out or not kick you out.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
But we were not the only ones walking back to the
car.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, everyone was.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And the next day it was just like a week in full of
shows.
Man, We went to Garden Amp inGarden Grove and we saw Seosan.
But this time it was veryspecial because-.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
We took the little rascals.
Yeah, we took the kids to seeSeosan And I think it was like a
20th anniversary show, so theydid like 28 songs.
They did some cover songs Andwe took the kids.
That's one of the bands that weboth listened to when we were
in high school And it was crazyseeing Cove and Anthony.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Green.
Anthony Green came back.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
They did some covers.
They covered Blind Side thesong Pitiful that.
I was like almost in tears AndI was standing up yelling in my
seat the whole song And the twopeople in front of me are like I
think you were the only one whoknew that band And I was like
they were a Christian band, sothat's right, probably, because
(06:29):
nobody there probably listens toChristian Rock or Christian
Hardcore.
But I was so happy, It was socool seeing them and seeing the
kids dance and shit.
I was like what the heck?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, the best part was the kids Trippy.
Yeah, it was so nuts We broughttheir little headphones because
you gotta preserve the ears,but it was fun.
They were hanging on little thebars.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Rails.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, we walked down to the floor and they were like
dancing around and having fun,so it was a good time.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, it was a good weekend, that weekend, pretty
busy.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, very busy.
And the last thing is we'regetting really good at Pig Latin
.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We are New language to talk around the kids.
Around the idk's Around theidk's, because Champ is at a
point, even Bubby, where theycan understand what we're saying
.
Even words they Just intonation.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Champ knows every word we spell.
Bubby started to pick up onwords and we're like.
One time.
Brianna was like do you know,pig Latin.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And I said gosh, So we've just been speaking in Pig
Latin a lot around thishousehold.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
The last fucking few days we've been talking in Pig
Latin.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I think we had like a whole conversation in Pig Latin
.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I have to like, speak slowly until I become a pro.
But yeah, pig Latin is whereit's at, it's working out.
If you have kids and you needto talk to your partner or
friend, if you want to talk someshit or some gossip, you need
to talk in Pig Latin, becausethey're like what?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I think they don't even care.
It's like too much, They'relike I'm not even going to try,
So they just Yeah what are theysaying?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But it was hilarious that we both kind of know it.
And Now we're using Pig Latin.
Oh man, I love it.
We're parents Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, well, so our topic for today is fight or
flight.
Explain.
Fight or flight is the modethat you get into when conflict
arises, conflict with anyone,conflict, any sort of
disagreement.
So you get into a fight orflight mode.
It's either you stay there andyou fight, you fight it out, you
(08:34):
do what you got to do or youjust say like no, it's not worth
it, i got to go.
But predominantly this topic isjust about fights.
We had a couple polls and ourfirst one was would you say you
fight or fought with yoursignificant other?
A lot got zero votes.
Never were perfect.
(08:56):
Surrounded by rainbows andbutterflies, 20% And 80% is.
Some days are World War III andsome days are the little lovey
emoji with hearts all over it.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Listen, i know a couple people that fight nonstop
.
So you guys are fucking liars.
There's people, i think, thatfight all the time.
I think I know a couple of them.
They should have voted all thetime.
You think they voted rainbowsand fucking butterflies I would
have caused a fight.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
They just wanted to like appease.
Okay, and our next one is howare you in a fight with your
significant other?
36% call me the rock.
I'm always ready to rumble.
Oh, it's like I planned it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, you do.
That's your votes, all yourvotes.
Yeah, that was me.
You could vote more than one.
I voted 100%, me.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
32% is avoid silent, disappear, that's me, that's you
24%, which these people go you.
I'm a healthy fighter.
I listen and respect 8%.
I guess the liars Still perfect.
I don't fight.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You should call them out.
Everyone that voted do it.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, and then we asked for anyone's advice or
crazy fight stories.
We did get one crazy fightstory.
It says well, my ex chased meto your mom's house and your mom
had to lay down that See.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't know this story too well, but my buddy was
dating this fucking psycho andshe treated him like shit and he
moved to a different state forher And when he moved back she
came back and was obsessed withhim for some reason.
But when they were over thereit didn't seem like she was.
She didn't really care for him,it seemed like that what I've
(10:52):
heard, The classic tale.
Yeah, so when he was over it Iguess she was stalking him.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Like physically or online.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, I'm sure online too, but physically, like she
would go everywhere where he wasand then he caught her sharking
him once when he was drivingand he's like Sharking.
Yeah, like chasing and tellinghim.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh, I think I've never heard that before.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And I think he called my sister or something.
When he pulled up to my mom'shouse and my mom came out and
started talking shit to her andshe fucking drove off.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
So she just would have followed him anywhere he
went.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, it was weird, I don't know.
I don't know in too much detail, but I think you should call in
and explain the story.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Can you explain that more?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Because that shit was fucking hilarious.
I've only heard it once fromhim And I forgot that was a long
time ago.
Hmm, okay.
Thanks, buddy.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Someone else replied.
Bruh, with crying, laughingfaces.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That means they have gnarly fights there.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And no advice.
Yes, and the next one says oneperson say one, the other says
two, original person says three.
Then it's all over, so theyjust want to-.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I agree 100% with that person.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh wow, Yeah, you do.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
That disengages the fight When you're fighting.
someone could say one.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Two.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Three And then it's over with.
I wonder who said that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, I wonder too.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
That's a good stop fighting tactic.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Stop fighting, or a Feast of.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Desist If you want to get punched in the head tactic.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh, one, two, three, you out of here, Yeah, okay, so
fights, do we fight?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
We just fought before this podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
We did We.
that's why we always say likewe can never work together.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
This has been different, though.
This has been kind of adifferent experience doing the
podcast with you, because itdoesn't seem like Obviously,
this isn't a job, we don't getpaid for it or whatever but I
always felt like we could neverdo anything together because I'm
kind of like bossy when itcomes to-.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
And I don't want to be bossed around.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'm your boss.
But yeah, we fight and, like wesaid before, i'm kind of like
Apologize real quick, get itover with and Move on or try to
like not even talk about it.
And then I asked for a kiss andthen I feel better and she
(13:27):
doesn't.
But she's the more smart one, ithink.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I'm not, no, i'm not the smart one, i just want
thanks for saying that I.
Mean, i'm the smarter one, butI just and see, this is why this
.
We're all different, but I'mmore of Acknowledge me, hear me
like.
We do fight, but we, you know,we know each other.
(13:52):
We work towards The end goal ofjust you know, yeah, ending it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
We know what we're working towards and the thing
with the relationships, nomatter what relationship,
friendship, relationships withyour parents, yeah, your
boyfriends, girlfriends,husbands, wives You're gonna
fight.
You're gonna fight forever, tillthe day you die, and That's why
relationships are so hard tomaintain a lot of the time,
(14:22):
because People hold grudges orthey don't want to move on.
Someone does something prettyshitty and that's.
It's okay, i guess, to try tocut that person off, but then to
the day, if you want someone inyour life for real, is you need
to work?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
to those fights and Keep.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's how you build strong relationships.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
The notebook, isn't it?
he's where he's like.
I tell you when you're a painin the ass.
Oh yeah 98% of the time and youhave a bounce back rate.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, for sure So.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
How often do you think couples fight?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I don't know, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
So, um, i researched and I found a few different
sites.
Some sites said one times totwo times a month, one said one
to three times a week.
Another site said 25% of yourtime, which I'm not 100% sure
what that was.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
But we're not math majors.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, i always say that I'm never a math major.
I don't, i don't know, butEveryone is different.
So what's important to rememberis If you're arguing more than
you actually having like happytimes, that could be an issue.
But, most importantly, thenature of your fights is what's
sure?
if it, if it's disrespectful,if it's violent, That makes a
(15:36):
lot of sense.
Those are things that you needto think about.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, I think fighting more than I know one or
two times a week is It's not alot.
It seems kind of like and it'snot always like I want to kill
you.
It's just little things inthere, you know, yeah and.
Like they say, the the littlestthings Irritate you.
I think I irritate you morethan way more than you irritate
me, but It's little things thatcould cause a little like tiff.
(16:04):
So what it's called Yeah, alittle tiff, yeah so.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Gonna happen.
It's natural.
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Um, some arguing is actually beneficial and, like we
said it gives, it's a normalpart of any relationship, mm-hmm
.
So disagreements can help aperson learn, and not just in a
relationship.
Why are you hiding your laptopfrom me?
You just moved it away from me.
(16:33):
Are you reading a website?
Are you going along with me?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Disagreements can help a person learn how to
listen to your partner.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
How to speak your own mind and opinion, which is good
.
Like you can find your ownvoice.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I think that one of the things with us is that if
we're fighting, you're like, youwant to be in front of me.
You're more of a, you want tobe face-to-face and talk things
out.
I'm more of I'm an idiot.
Essentially.
I can't really like think inthe moment and I can never say
how I feel.
I'm not, i don't think I'mbuilt like that.
(17:13):
But I fight better, if thatmakes sense, through text
messages.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Oh, okay, yeah.
So when we get in an argumentAnd you know how some people say
, don't go to bed angry, we goto bed angry, yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Like we, like we said in one of the first party
episodes Wow Yeah, we go to bedangry.
We, you know, should probablywork on that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
But Yeah, there are times where actually I would
rather speak in person, but youwould, you're more comfortable
texting, and even those timesI'm like can we just talk?
on the phone like can we justLet's end this right now, i'm
just at least speak over thephone and I respond.
No, i'm just kidding.
No, you doing that.
(18:00):
I call you, But yeah so speakyour mind in your own opinion.
You know whatever you'recomfortable with, however,
you're comfortable dealing withit.
Learn how to have healthydiscussions.
You know when you're arguing.
You learn how to, you know,speak with someone else that
doesn't doesn't have the sameway of speaking in person,
(18:20):
doesn't have the same way ofspeaking as you do.
Also, learn to value yourpartner's input, which is a big
thing because it's not justabout you.
You know, and then learn, thatin a relationship, you need to
work together.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
That's true.
I think when we fight I focuson me and my feelings and
Anything around that or outsideof that is The enemy.
I just see kind of red but youlike pee, pee, pee, shoot it
down to Move forward with youguys's relationship or move past
(18:58):
the fight and get to the rootof it.
You have to kind of see whereboth people are coming from and
that's a pretty important stepthat, after ten years of being
together, i'm still working onit.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
No, I'm working on it too.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You're pretty good at it.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I'm stubborn.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I and I.
You know, it's taken ten yearsfor me to admit that I'm
stubborn.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I know that nice.
We need to work together.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Continue.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Okay.
So tips for recovering from afight with your significant
other.
Here are some.
Try to refer to it as adisagreement or argument, not a
fight.
So when you do that you cantake out.
You can take it out of aconflict mindset.
It's no longer like, becauseyou know when you think of a
fight you're like pew, pew, like.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'm mad.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I'm angry.
If it's a disagreement, it moreis like words you think of,
more like yeah, you know you'renot.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Agreeing on a fight seems kind of aggressive.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, fights could be aggressive, but it's better to
take it as Like a conflict orsomething that could be resolved
other than like this is a fight.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, I get that.
I'll see you in the ring.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, i'd beat your ass, Says you.
Oh Man, no, no contest, nocompetition.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay And it separates you disagreement from any sort
of actual violence.
Like we said, when you think offight, you think of violence,
pretty much When you're in themiddle of a disagreement, try
using I'm using air quotes, i Istatements instead of Blaming.
So, instead of you're making memad, you would say like I'm
(20:43):
feeling frustrated when, becauseIt gets rid of anyone feeling
defensive and it shifts Moretowards empathy instead of blame
.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, Yeah so like yeah that's good, mm-hmm, that's
smart, but I'm not sure if allwe don't follow Yeah, no in the
moment.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's very hard to like think of these like you
don't think of rules, you don'tthink of like how do I fix this
right away?
You're just like.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I don't think of being.
I don't think of being a goodperson when I'm fighting.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Does anyone?
you know you're pretty good atit.
I'm pretty good at fighting.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And I have a little thing.
If you're fighting and you havekids, so if kids are in the
picture, something that I readabout Kristen Bell and Dax
Shepard is that they do theyapologize to each other in front
of their kids.
So I have like a little quoteUm, he made his wife promise
(21:48):
that they'd always apologize andmake up in front of their kids.
Um, so the quote is even ifthat meant having to reenact an
apology for them later.
So he said let's make a dealthat if we ever make up when
we're behind closed doors, thatwe role play the next morning in
front of them Damn.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I think they could do that, though, because they're
fucking actors.
They could redo it, they couldbe like ready action.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm sorry, you need to get their hair and makeup
done right before they do it too.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Tell them the mouse Man, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
No, but that's.
that's good.
And I taught I've talked to youabout that too, because, like
we said, we're not perfect,we're not experts, and we have
fought, you know, worth our kidsaround.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I don't think we'd ever do that.
I think we'd crack a beer andwe'd drink and say forget about
it.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Forget about it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's fucking crazy that they do that.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But that's, that's good, it's very healthy.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Because you always say which I agree with is that
when we fight, we try not to doit in front of the kids.
I mean, it gets hard at times,but you don't want your kids to
see that shit, because I hear it.
All I remember growing up isevery day my parents fighting.
Well, growing up it was normal,but now it's like damn, that
shit kind of sucks, you know,because that was like a big part
(23:11):
of what I remember, i rememberof growing up.
but you don't want to see yourparents fighting.
So apologizing in front of yourkids is a good thing.
I think they should do it thefirst time and not readact the
second time because that'sfucking weird.
But uh yeah definitely notfighting in front of them or
apologizing in front of them isgood, i agree.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
No, i feel like you know things that we've always
said, or I feel like ourgeneration a lot.
we've done a lot of healing, alot of you know, acknowledging,
and we've always said we don'twant to be these parts of our
parents, we don't want to bethese parts of these people that
have raised us, which itdoesn't mean that they did a
horrible job.
It doesn't mean anything aboutthat?
(23:53):
It's just saying that there arecertain aspects of our childhood
that we remember and that wedon't want to pass on to our own
kids 100%.
So I think something like this,apologizing, you know, working
it out in front of our kids,showing them how, in a healthy
manner, to work throughsomething with your partner.
You know, with love it worksout.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
It's cute, for sure it does.
I like it Nice.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay.
Another tip is to learn todisagree in a healthy way.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Tell me more Respectfully, listen to the
other person's point of view andmake eye contact.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I was trying to make eye contact.
I contacted you do the fightbefore this podcast and you told
me this isn't a staringcompetition, No, I know you were
not.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
That is not what you were doing.
I contact is when we're havinga conversation, we're talking it
out.
You're looking at me.
You're not turning over on yourside Trying to go to sleep,
which what you normally do.
Good night, um you were sittingin there.
Look, I'm pointing the couchright there.
You were sitting there Laughingand staring me in the eyes.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I was looking at you And that's why I said this is
not a staring competition Causeyou would look me in the eyes
and like stare into my soul.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
You were trying to like conjure something else.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I was trying to make peace.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Make peace with my corneas.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I thought our souls would connect like on avatar
when the hair fucking.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I just pictured our eyes coming together as one
Touching Oh man.
Yeah, no, um, make eye contactto show that you care, despite
the disagreement.
Okay, it's a healthy way.
Sure, eye contact, listen, likethose.
I don't know those two, i don'tknow two people that voted and
(26:11):
said they listened and we shouldprobably contact them and ask
them what they do.
Um, let the other person feelheard before stating your point
of view, which is good.
Don't cut them off.
You know, let them finish, letthem have their say and then you
respond.
And lastly, couples thatresolve issues and fight in a
healthy way Must compromise tofind a place of peace.
(26:33):
It is not about winning theconversation.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Hey, listen, you're not a winner, you're a loser, is
that?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
true?
Is that true?
It is true, but I just said, aargument is not about winning,
that's true, i was just making ajoke.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You shouldn't fight to win, you should fight to
resolve.
I think.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I came out of that came out of this.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I came out of Bobby.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I came out of top.
baby, let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But uh, yeah, because you can't always be right.
And I feel like most of thetime I am but thinking back.
Half the time I was wrong andpeople need to accept that
you're being an asshole.
Yeah, i feel like winning aconversation like winning,
(27:29):
winning.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
There's no point to it.
Like you don't want to feellike you're the best, you don't
want to feel like you've yes, igot them.
Like then the other person willfeel kind of like shit.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
you know, even if they have feelings and you're
making them feel invalid, thennobody wins Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, you just want to work towards a healthy end.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Nice, okay, so we're done.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Hey fights baby.
Hee-hee, Stay fighting baby.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Give us more things to talk about Fight for love.
Ooh, nice Anyway Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
What.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I'm going to ask you something.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Ask me something.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Ask me something.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Our kids say something.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Like can I show you something?
Uh-huh, And I love it so much.
I want to be sad when theydon't do that anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh no, i just saw like this little video and it
was a mom like kind of watchingher phone and it says when you
see your kid say a wordcorrectly and you're like so
happy.
Yeah, I saw that video too, Andit says but then you also
realize that they're not goingto say the word the way that
you've loved for so long.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, ever again.
Oh, i hate that shit.
Let's have another baby.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Okay, that's how we know.
That's how we know.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Wow, i'm just kidding .
I'm just kidding These littleones Paws More often.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Um Ask men.
Men, men, men I thought we weregoing to go with this.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Your lips went crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Just let me do it my way out of here.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
How would you react if your partner told you they
are open to experience athreesome?
Will you be happy, excited,suspicious?
Will you accept the idea tobegin with?
Do you want to answer first orhear answers?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Let's hear answers.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Someone said it's a trap.
Admiral Ackbar, i know that'sfrom Star Wars, It's a trap.
Okay, nope, to thine own self.
Be true, know my personalityand my own jealousies.
Don't do it, trust me, don't doit, it ain't worth it.
And someone replied and said Iam single.
Actually, just had an argumentwith someone who wanted a FFM,
(29:59):
which means female, female, male, threesome, but not MMF male,
male, female.
This is why I thought to askother men what they think about
threesome.
Oof, i don't think my ego coulddeal with disappointing two
people at once.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Did I respond that That you Oh Seagarza.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Submitted by Seagarza .
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I'd be in the corner in fetal position, rocking back
and forth.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Break up.
I don't want to be the swingingguy.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, i would say that is not something I'm
comfortable with.
My relationships are monogamousfor a reason.
Last one I just hope his dickis smaller than mine.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I think if we had a male, male, female, i think he'd
win, definitely average.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Um that's that's nutty.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
We always joke around and say we'd have a threesome.
Um, we had a couple of peoplein mind.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
We did, but they were all girls.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Who was your guy?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I'd have John Favreau straight up.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I never once said I would want to have a threesome
with John Favreau.
Of course you would choose John.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Favreau, i'd watch him all over.
You, baby, sheffing it up, baby.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
You know what I always think of.
What I think of is uh what, andI love you man.
They're like aren't you jealous?
he's going to um Vegas?
and she was like no, he's 40pounds over.
Right with a with a small dick.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh yeah.
And they're like oh yeah, okay,no, what about?
what about Shia?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You never said Shia before.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Oh, she's never said Shia before You see her face.
Cheater.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Excuse me, i think I'm the I think I like blue
bookers out of my nose laughingat you.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I would definitely be the uh.
If it was female, female, male,i would definitely be the
disappointment because with youalready I have to like pray to
God every time to last more thanfucking two minutes.
But another female, i think itwould be hard.
(32:22):
But I don't think we'd pull thetrigger on that because in the
moment I'd be like this isfucking tight, but after I'd be
like we're breaking up.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
No, yeah, no, probably that's what I always
say to.
I always say I can't, icouldn't, i could not be like
I'm too much of a sorry.
You and John Favreau I probablybe in the corner You guys be
cooking a grilled cheesetogether.
You be making like a panini inthe corner.
(32:58):
I just.
I just hear you say yes, chef,yes, chef.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'd be cutting a veggie.
Oh no, i mean, i don't thinkwe'd ever do that.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
But no, no.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I get turned on thinking about you with other
people.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
No, you know that I'm too much of a jealous person.
I could not.
I know I'm monogamous for areason.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That is what it is.
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
We'll see what.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
The.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Arthur hand.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Anyway, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
And so now it's time for some hot cuss.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
What's the gossip on the street, baby?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Oh, the gossip for today is a fan, actually two
different ones.
When pink is on tour, she's ontour right now.
Pink, pink, i love pink.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
When's the?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
last time she toured.
She's been, she's done beentouring right now.
I think she's in like Europe orsomething.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Everyone's in Europe.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Oh yeah, they are Damn, not us.
So pink is touring and somefans.
One person gave her a wheel offree cheese, a big ass wheel, a
whole big wheel.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Her friend Brie Brinkley loves cheese and she's
like what should I get for herbirthday?
And I said get her a big assfucking wheel of cheese.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
We were.
We were at the mall and I waslike I got to get Brie,
something I got and I need help.
I'm not good with shopping forpeople, actually 100% Rude.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Rude, actually I'm very good at shopping for you
because I hear what you like, Ihear you know I look for things
that you say.
I'll remember that Okay.
But I feel like girls it'sharder because you know what do
(35:24):
they like, what do they want.
But I know she likes books,anyways.
Anyways, she loves cheese Andwe know she loves cheese.
That's why last year we got hera Sharkoochi board.
But so this year we were at themall and we were in a store and
I was like, oh, what about this?
What about this?
What about this?
And he said you kind ofactually said it a lot, like
(35:45):
there was a girl next to us andshe just like looked at you
after, did she really?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
You were like I don't know what she likes, I just
know she likes cheese.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
True, that's true.
I guess she does like books,because you guys read books and
shit, but those big blocks ofcheese are fucking like $3,000.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Hey, we should have gotten her a wheel.
You can get an ass.
Her and Pink are gonna have awheel.
But so one fan handed Pink awheel of Bre cheese, which
sounds delicious, and anotherfan handed her.
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
A bag of their I think it's their moms, their
parents' ashes.
What?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
What is she gonna do with them?
I?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
don't know, maybe they were like a big fan.
She accepted it.
Yeah, there's like video of hergetting and be like are these
ashes, are they?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
She's just like That's so strange.
Yeah, what is she gonna do withsomeone else's parents'?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
ashes, dude, i think she's gonna like bathe in them.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Or throw them on stage.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, throw them in the air and dance around it.
I mean, maybe the parent was avery big fan, so maybe that's
what they requested, but To givethe ashes to a famous person.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
That's so strange.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Pink is having a very you know Interesting time.
Yeah, performing for people.
Europe, Europe, man.
Okay, and the next one is TheBear.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
The Bear is a show on Hulu about a chef who has a
chaotic family and Verystressful.
Just to say that show isfucking incredible.
If you guys have not watched itand you need a little bit of
chaos in your life or happinessin your life or a comeback story
(37:38):
, this is the show for you.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
The last If you need to disassociate.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, the last two episodes we balled our eyes out
together.
Oh God, A lot of people, Ithink, that we know could relate
in their personal lives to thisshow, But it's so good.
I didn't even know what else tosay about it other than I'm
(38:05):
pissed at the new season is notout the day after the second
season is out, But it's fuckingincredible.
You guys have to go watch it.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, it's out on Hulu.
We binged it, I think in like-.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Two days.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Two days, yeah, and it's very good.
It's very cathartic, it's veryit's anxiety inducing.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
It's intense.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, it's very intense, but also like you get a
good cry, you like feel happy,you get a little hungry, you
wanna get like a little snack,like it's just got all the
feelings So it's out, and if youwanna watch it, i think you
should, if you have Hulu, ifyou've got your friends.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, that's right, we're Hulu.
I don't know anybody who hasHulu.
Like, if you ask someone, theydon't have Hulu.
They always say, oh, i use mymoms or my brothers or my
cousins.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
If Hulu does what Netflix did, we're all done.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
We're done for.
That's why nobody uses Netflixanyway.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
That seemed very hot gossy.
That was just like promotingyourself.
pretty much A good show, though.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I told you What was the other one you had.
Ryan Seacrest is now gonna hostJeopardy.
Jeopardy or Rula Fortune.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I don't care, jesus.
Rula Fortune.
That's crazy.
What happened to what's hisname?
Alex Trebek?
That's Jeopardy.
Jesus, your shit face.
Let me take this beer back.
You're being rude now.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
You're being rude.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
What happened to the chubby white guy?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Pat Sajak.
Is that his name?
No, no, no, no, is it, is it?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
No.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Is that him?
What's taking you so long?
That is him.
Is Pat Sajak.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh yeah, Ryan Seacrest isreplacing Pat Sajak in hosting
Rula Fortune.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Damn.
Ryan Seacrest has like amillion jobs.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
You know, when they say Chris Jenner works hard,
ryan Seacrest works harder.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, and he has kind of a better job.
His jobs are better thanmanaging Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
The group of girls.
Yeah, his are fun, So I meanthat'll be cool to see.
I love Rula Fortune.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
So what does that mean about American Idol?
He's not doing that anymore.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Oh, i don't know, is it even on?
I never really watched RulaFortune.
I love Rula Fortune.
Guess the letters.
Are you looking at pictures ofRyan Seacrest now?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I'm trying to think what to say about this guy.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I mean, you know how people think Ryan Seacrest is
very short.
My grandma loved him, loved him, and I think she was at an
angel game or a concertsomewhere at Angel Stadium Or no
, at Staples Center, and she raninto him in the elevator, yeah,
and she was like, oh my god,like panicking.
(41:20):
But then she was like, wow,you're much taller than I
thought.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Oh, no, she's trying to take advantage of me in the
elevator.
Ew, oh, yes, oh, that's a greatstory.
Ryan Seacrest, when I was alittle kid watching American
Idol, i remember he wore thisjean jacket one time And I was
like he's the fucking man.
I was like I want a jean jacket.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
So you went out and bought a jean jacket.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
No, i was a little kid.
I had to buy one when I wasmuch older, but I thought he was
the coolest guy wearing a jeanjacket.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
So we've done a lot, jean jacket.
I don't know why, but whateverI like Ryan Seacrest.
I love Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah Cool.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Oh, nice, ok, And that's it.
And if you have anything youwant to tell us, confess, get
some advice, laugh a little bit.
We have our skeletons in thecloset.
It's been a while since we'vedone it.
And so we are kind of lookingforward to doing the next one
(42:31):
And we would just like anyone ifyou got anything to tell us,
let us know 562-457-0613.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
You guys could call and leave a voicemail.
We don't answer, We don'tfucking say OK, what do you want
to tell us?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And write it down.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
It goes to voicemail.
You could leave a voice message.
We played it anonymously.
You could text.
You can email.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Always anonymously.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
We're going to post.
People tend to reply to ourpolls more or ask a question, so
we're going to do that as well,but our next episode will be
skeletons in the closet.
So if you guys, like she said,have anything you want to say or
get off your chest or advicewhatever, we'll play it
anonymously and we'll just fartaround and talk it out.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, for sure, we'll acknowledge you.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah Well, we appreciate you guys.
We'll catch you on the flipflop later.
Bye, bye.
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