September 6, 2023 • 50 mins
Ding Dong! Ever find yourself in the murky waters of the 'friend zone'? Or struggling with the do's and don'ts if you find yourself there? Tune in, as we candidly unpack these dilemmas and more! From sharing our recent experiences with our kids starting school to navigating the unspoken rules of kid conversations, we're bringing you a hearty mix of laughter, insights, and 'aha' moments. Join us as we share a hilarious tale about our daughter's quirky artwork and her pre-school discussions.
Ever wondered what Starbucks' new drink tastes like or what it's like to stay in Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis' Airbnb listing? Well, you're in the right place. We're also taking a detour and reminiscing about our unforgettable Boston trip and how our new/old dog keeps interrupting the show. On a more serious note, we delve into the elusive concept of the 'friend zone' and why it's such a sticky situation to escape from. We even throw in some tips on how to navigate this tricky terrain, just for you!
Just before we wrap it all up, don't miss our laugh-out-loud anecdote about a pilot's declaration on the tarmac. We encourage you, our listeners, to reach out, engage, and share your stories with us. Thanks for tuning in and here's to many more laughs, stories, and insights!
00:00:26 Kids Starting School and Neighborhood Updates
00:04:31 Boston Trip & Unspoken Conversation
00:09:13 Concept of the Friend Zone Explored
00:24:45 Tips for Finding an Ideal Partner
00:35:53 First Date Etiquette and Random Topics
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Welcome back to All Tricks, no Treats.
It's been a minute again.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's been more than a minute, it's been an hour.
This is a month.
Pretty much We've been busy.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Like always the same old excuse, but we really have.
We went on a trip, another trip, the kids started school.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Help me out here.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
There's been a lot going on.
That's actually some of thethings we're catching up on.
The kids started school, andusually it's just.
We've been used to just champ,but now Bubby as well has
started school.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's been pretty crazy because we're in our new
city and the school is a coupleblocks away, so we have been
walking them, which is nice, butI love that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I love like we get up .
I mean it's a little hectic.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Hard is the word.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's a little hectic for us, it's just, you know how
we are, but we just walk toschool and you know.
Champ Bubby, mr Nichols,they're all right there with us.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, it's just been weird because we're not really
used to the city yet.
It's been almost a year, butthe kids in a new school it's
kind of like adjusting still.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It doesn't feel like.
It feels like a temporary phase, kind of right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, it doesn't feel like home home, like the home
school.
It doesn't feel like oh yeah,that's what.
We can't rep it yet I thinkit's.
We're not.
We haven't paid our dues yet inthat school.
No, yeah, we haven't donatedenough, yet and went to PTA
meeting.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We're recycling.
They have like a recyclingdrive every Friday, which is
pretty cool and it's part oftheir like beautification for
their school.
They use the money for that, todo the you know add to the
school.
And we were just saying, likewhat if we show up and like we
dump out our bag and it's justlike cans of but ice A?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
bunch of beer bottles and cans.
I was kind of irritated becausewe've never been big on
recycling cans and bottles andwhen we moved in I bought like
three bins and I'm like I'mgoing to show Champ and Bobby
how to recycle and the money weget will be for them, so they, I
guess, could learn.
And then it's just like alittle trader Joe's bag.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's just a small brown bag.
Now we have to take it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm like, oh, there's 40 cents Going into the schools
away from your pocket.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
sorry, the kids pocket.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
but it was just funny , funny thought, I think.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But it's cool because I don't know why they take the
kids names.
Maybe they enter them insomething.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So, but it's, it's part of community for us.
Yeah, we're trying to be a partof it.
We are.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We've met some people too around here.
Yeah, some cool people, someneighbors, and it's like whoa?
This is weird, because we hateeveryone pretty much.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They're very anti-social.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, so it's, it's good.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, our neighbors are super cool.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
They were just over yesterday for Labor Day and
their kids that were swimming,we were barbecuing and, yeah, it
was a great time.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's good to have that community.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So, as I said, the kids have started school.
So I just want to have bring upa little talk that I had with
Bubby.
Let's hear it.
I told you I've sent it to youbefore like one time we were
drawing and I drew like a houseand flowers, and then Bubby said
mommy, I would just want topreface this Our kids are fine,
our kids are happy.
(03:50):
No one needs to be alertedwhat's happening.
But we were drawing.
I drew a flower in a house andshe looked at my.
She said, mommy, yours isboring.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I went okay, what did you draw?
And I looked at it and it was awoman with X's over her eyes.
Oh no.
And she said oh, she's dead andthere's a beard.
She can't say her L's.
She says why is for L's?
(04:21):
So she said, and there's abeard coming out of her mouth.
I went oh okay, why do you wantto draw?
She was like, oh, I don't know.
And then she, just like youknow, skips away all happy.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Played with her Barbies after.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So I did have a talk with her before we started
school and I told her you know,at school we don't talk about
butt cheeks, because butt cheeksare a big thing.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's a big fucking topic.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, we don't talk about butt cheeks and we don't
draw dead people.
And I said we can draw deadpeople at home.
You know, while we'reexpressing ourselves at home,
that's fine, I said, but whenwe're at school, we do not draw
dead people or talk about buttcheeks.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
and that was a topic, if I was someone hearing this
or like I was telling a story.
They'd be like I'm notsurprised that your kids doing
that, because she's very intopink and like princesses and
Barbies, but she loves Halloweenand Michael Myers and Freddy
Krueger and draws fucking gnarlythings.
(05:15):
Yeah, hey, she draws some goodshit, though.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Hey, she's an artist, super good stuff.
Yeah, she's an artist.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I made a little video when we took her to her first
day of school and they havecrayons and paper set up.
Half of the kids are crying andall these kids were like
scribbling and she was drawinglike a super and I even posted
it on my story and it was supernice and I was like, yeah, I
zoomed in on hers and then Ishowed all the other kids and I
was like ah see she's a betterdrawer, but she is very artistic
(05:45):
.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
She is and she just expresses herself.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, so I just wanted to, you know, talk about
that.
And then we went to Boston.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Can we cheers to Boston.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Cheers to Boston baby .
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's my.
I think that's our home awayfrom home.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's just.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I think Brianna said can we buy a house here like 10
times probably?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I honestly.
I even told my friend BriBrinkley, because she's a Boston
girl at heart.
I was like I'm trying toconvince Chris, we'll get a
house.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Everyone can come over.
Yeah, all right, yay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
But it was fun.
The moment we got there wasraining.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It was raining out.
It rained last time we went to.
We haven't been since 2017.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
When we got engaged, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
And it was raining when we landed too, so it was
like super, like, weird, crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It was beautiful, it was amazing, it was kind of
humid, but it was still nice.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We woke up to a downpour of rain and it was like
you open the door and you'relike dude, this is this, is it,
this is life.
We made it the East Coast.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So we went with a group called Pantone.
I'm sure a lot of you guys knowthey're like a Dodger Traveling
team.
I'm not really a Dodger fan.
Well and the thing is, mybusiness partner is a diehard
Dodger fan and I've beentraveling with him this last
couple years to differentstadiums because they have, like
(07:14):
this traveling group andBoston's their biggest show up.
It was like 2000 people thatcame and we walked the streets.
It was sick right.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And I'm not really a Dodger fan, but like, if I see
him, I'll be like, yeah, I wantthem to win right.
But I had like a black LA hat,but the LA was like really small
, so I don't consider it like aDodger hat, okay.
And then I had an LA Kingsshirt and all my friends like
were DMing me like you're abitch, you're a fake fan.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
They were.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Like a few AJ couple of my friends and I'm like dude,
look at what I'm wearing.
I'm wearing Kings gear, evenlike a Boston OG.
Some old ass white dude waslike oh, I'm a Kings fan.
I was like remember.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, no, yeah.
He was like, oh, it's good tosee a Kings fan in these parts.
I was like what the heck this?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
guy's a Kings fan.
He's like this is our year andI'm like dude, I cry every year
we losing the plows but I hopewe make it far.
But it was sick.
Boston is.
We went to Salem where weproposed.
We were only there for a couplehours but it was good to see a
couple of the witch house andtombstones and yeah these coast
(08:25):
is a vibe.
Yeah, it's very especiallyaround this time.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's very brown and folly and dead, which is our
dark and dead.
Anyway, we've been, we've beenpretty busy, we have yeah, I
mean we're not making excuses,we need to be here more.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
We were doing pretty good hitting the table, yeah we
were doing good, but dude, shejust happens yeah we'll keep up,
we'll keep up.
Okay, we'll try.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
And the last thing we were in the airport I heard
something.
I went to go buy a book and Icame back and I told you.
I said I heard this dad saysomething and I want to talk
about it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
She hasn't told me since, and it's been like what?
Two weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Did you?
Were you remember?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I remember you telling me.
I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, I was like he he.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
So I walked past his family and this mom walked away
from these, I think two kids anda husband and when I was
walking past them, this dad saiddid you guys eat food?
No, because he's answered no,he's like no.
Okay, I guess mommy will feedus all on the plane.
And I went oh wow, did you?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
say that's me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I said, oh, you're such a dad, and I think that's
what the mom walked away to do,like she walked away to like
take care of something, like youknow then the dad was panicking
.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, and that's, oh no.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And the.
But the way he just talked tothe kids like so nonchalant,
like you eat food, no like he,like he didn't know, like a
stranger, yeah like you guys,did you eat?
No we'll.
We'll be fed on the plane, guys.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's so crazy because someone like you or a mom would
react the way you just did, andthen me and like it makes sense
yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
The way he communicated is, I think,
especially when traveling, likemoms, you know, know, like this,
this, this, this is what's gotto be done, this what's needs to
be had.
It was probably panicking Maybe.
I think that's what it was.
It was like a panicconversation Like um, so did you
guys eat?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, Do you know what food?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
How's everyone feeling tonight, oh?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
man.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That was a.
I just wanted to bring that upbecause I thought it was a good.
You know it was normalconversation.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, it was a good little like family thing, that
we can all relate to.
That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Our topic for today is the friends.
Oh, you're not entering thefriends.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's a scary place to be Is it Fuck yeah, that's a
shitty place to be.
That's how I feel when I'mwatching a the Twilight Zone.
I'm like, oh, my emotions areweird.
It feels weird, but uh, yeah,the friends don't sucks.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So the friends zone.
I just have a few like littleexamples.
I just want to be best friends.
You're like my best bud.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
This is my best friend.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, or even worse.
You're like a brother or sisterto me, oh my.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
God, those are the worst.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Have you heard any of those?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Not, I not like said to me but I didn't even know if
I've heard people tell like someof my friends out but that's
just like.
Uh, you see videos and you seelike.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's like the ultimate friend zone, like
experience, like that's thecliche experience.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
It's crazy, because there's people who hear that and
then they still like stickaround and do, yeah, they think
there's hope.
But once you hear those lineslike you're my best friend,
you're my brother, it's likedude, you're fucking, you're
dead, you're dead pretty much,there's no coming back.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, fuck, I mean there has to be some positive
thoughts.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I mean, there's time.
I'm sure there's.
I'm sure there's a time peoplehave come back from hearing that
, but it might be rare, that'ssuper rare, to hear Kiwi.
Have you friends with anybody?
Have you used the brother lineor the friend?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, no, I don't think I've ever consciously friends
on someone.
I think I've.
I've told you this before I'mreally bad.
I was really bad at likereading signals, like I think
some people liked me and I justdidn't really realize it, like
I'm.
I'm a very like introvertedperson, so I always saw like, oh
(12:35):
no, like he's, he's, you know,just him.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So were there people you now that you think, oh,
maybe they liked me and were youinto them?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So you know what you're doing.
You fucking war.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't know.
No, I just now that I thinkback on it and I think even back
then, like there were timeslike now, I think about the
times they texted me.
I was like, oh, I think he wasasking me out.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, I think, like I think you're playing dumb.
No you're a pretty smart personno.
You didn't do that to me.
You're spawning every fuckingthe split second after I texted
you.
Sorry, not sorry, yeah, butit's harsh.
You know, even if you hear,even if I see a video, it's like
(13:26):
damn, this fucking poor guy.
You know, and especially ifyou're like out at a party or
the restaurant I've seen videosof people saying that and you're
like destroyed here, like theguy is always like fuck and it's
always the guy, it's neverreally the girl.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's what I have in a note like it can be both
people, because I did see aArticle that said how to friend
zone your best girlfriendwithout hurting her feelings.
So it can be a guy and a girl,like you don't hear of the girls
, really, though.
You don't like?
Yes, like I said, cliche isvery.
You know the guy pining afterthe girl.
(14:02):
But, it happens to every.
It can happen to everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
There's no bias, so so the definition of the friend
zone is this is from CambridgeDictionary the state of being
friends with someone when youwould prefer a romantic or
sexual relationship with themthat's specific.
This is no specific, nospecificity specificity yes,
(14:33):
serendipity.
Oh, curiosity.
So usually one party isfriend-zoned and that person
usually wants to.
You know, quote unquote get out, get out like the movie.
Get out of the friend zone.
(14:53):
Yeah um, by becoming a potential, like you know, romantic
partner, like moving forwardwhere they want to, which is
very hard to do.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
My only advice, though, would be you hear all
these fucking Instagrammotivation.
Guys say this, but it's true.
If a girl, if you're young andare even old and a girlfriend
zones you, you say, like fucker,and you worry about yourself,
you transform yourself in everyaspect of your life and then,
(15:22):
when you're at a fucking toptier level, there might be a
chance where she's like dang,look at this guy now and you say
no.
Yeah, well, you can make one ortwo decisions.
You could say all right andHook up or go out with her, or
you could say Fuck you and moveon wasn't that the premise of
Drive me crazy I?
(15:42):
Don't remember.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
See no the most Joan Hart, adrian Grignet.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
A good 90s girl movie .
Actually, you're a girl, a goodgirls.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm a girl.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Good, well, you like me in this day and age.
You know you like a lot of goodgirls, 90 movies but I can't
really haven't seen drivingcrazy.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Who's in?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
that most Joan Hart, adrian Grignet.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Who's that guy?
The white guy with the curlyhair, with the green eyes?
He?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
was in.
What's that show?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
on terash, on terash yeah but that's.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think that was kind of it like they were neighbors,
casual neighbors, but then likesomeone got like a Makeover and
then all of a sudden he waslike the it boy of high school.
That sounds like a she's allthat oh yeah, but that was
different because that was a bet.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, but she fucking whoo, whoo Damn she was.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, Rachel, she was nice yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, for Freda Prince Jr, all Paul Walker's in
that movie too.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
He was a dick in a movie, so many good, so many
good people in that movie.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
So unfortunately it does have a negative connotation
.
Being in the friend zone We'veall heard like we said a lot of
things, like someone waiting tocome out, but is it bad?
Do you think it's bad?
Do you think the friend zone isbad?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Mmm, if you're like, actively trying to pursue
someone is bad.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, so I have a couple perspectives.
So one is, putting someone inthe friend zone in a
compassionate but definitive wayis Far from being a negative
thing.
It can actually be beneficialfor the other person.
It lets them know where theystand without leading them on.
It also signals that yourespect them enough to be honest
with them.
So essentially it's likesetting boundaries.
(17:34):
Yeah, that's the adult thing todo, yeah if you do it the right
way, like set your boundariesbeforehand or the moment you see
someone like kind of likecreeping towards you.
Like wanting more.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
That can be, you know , positive thing but I don't
think saying you're my brotheror you're my best friend no, but
not everyone says that.
Yeah, I think before you get tothat point, you should be a
grown-up and say I mean I seeyou as a good friend and not
embarrass them in front ofanybody.
You know, because if you'resaying that, you're saying it in
front of people, you know, likeyou're not just telling them
(18:06):
that, and maybe you are, butit's usually in front of a lot
of people and you're like holyfuck, I just got buried right
here.
So I think a better way is tosay In private I just see you as
a friend.
Or I mean, I don't want this toaffect our friendship.
I still want to be friends, butthat's a better way of going
(18:27):
about it, I think like attackingthe situation.
Yeah, right on, yes okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So another perspective and this is just
coming off from a lot ofdifferent things I've read was
stringing someone along like acontinuous, like.
Maybe it could happen.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Don't mind those grunting noise.
We have a dog now randomly.
We'll touch bases about thatlater.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
But anyway, it's my dog.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's the grumpy fucking growler over there
You're just stretching.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So stringing things along An endless, maybe giving
hope that things will work out.
Yeah, that sucks do like theright thing, it might happen
like that's the bad thing likeand this is when I remember you
showed me that video of.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Satra, satra, be quiet.
I'm a dick.
I hate that guy, I hate theidea of him.
He's actually been okay.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah.
Yeah lay down.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Lay down Satra or jump off the couch.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
He doesn't care what you say.
Um, just go, he's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
ASMR dog feet.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, dog feet, okay, okay so.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh, stringing them along.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
So stringing them along like, and I thought of
that video.
Remember you showed me that onevideo where the comedian
Referred to two people in hisaudience and oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
She was like, oh, it's my best friend.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
He was like oh, it's your best friend, do he pay for
everything?
And she was like oh, yeah, he'slike, okay, well, I'm gonna
move him to this table with likea single girl.
Yeah, he's like, are you single?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
And she's like, yeah, he's like well, sit over there
then.
And then that girl's face waslike Bitch face and he's you
shouldn't be mad, like youshould fuck, like let him do his
thing, be, get your friendsback.
And I don't really like comedy,but I love when they do that
interaction and that one waslike holy shit, that was fucking
, that was for the friend, thefriend's owners, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I mean, and that's when it comes to a point where
it's like, if it comes, if itcomes to that, then you, you
know it's too much.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, that's the negative aspect.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
That's the negative aspect of it is if you're
someone who is making them payfor everything, stringing them
along.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
That should suck.
That girl's a bitch.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I mean, we don't know the whole, we just saw like
what one minute of it?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, but she fucking exposed herself.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
She said the she, she straight out said, she said all
the wrong things.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
She said all the wrong answers.
She said they're friends.
She said they never had sex heasked him that yeah, and she
said, uh, uh, she's, he's payingfor everything.
Those three strikes, you're out, bitch.
Go to the next girl, fuck herump umpire, God.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Sorry, pan tone Okay anyways next um.
So we have a few tips on howyou get out of the friend zone.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What are they really?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
tips, oh, my god, friend zone first tip for boys
grow a pair of balls and say I'mout, this bitch.
That should be the only thingyou do if you're in the family
feelings relax.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right, I guess so let's get a little touchy feel
yeah so the first one isreprioritize things.
What commitments are you makingto them?
So the person that has put youin the friend zone that you
wouldn't make to any otherfriend, don't put them on a
pedestal 100% make prioritynumber one you hey, that sounds
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like what I just said.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Grow a pair of balls.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Um yes.
No, no.
Next is raise your confidence.
Try working on your own hobbies.
Find a good self-help book.
Find a class that you like.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
The class is good.
Chill out with the self-helpstuff.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Just because you're not okay with it doesn't mean
other people can't.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'm not okay with it, please don't lie now.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I'm not, I'm not right now.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I'm for self-help Right now I'm trying to better
myself and working out and liketrying to be a little more
confident.
But self-help books, that'skind of why not?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Why can't you learn from a book?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Because I think people already know what to do
to better themselves.
Why do you need to read a bookabout it?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But people need to learn.
If we all thought what we knewwas the best, then we would
never learn.
So, learning from otherpeople's perspectives, who have
other ways of thinking, we canlearn from them.
It doesn't mean we need to takewhat they say and, you know,
run with it.
We need to just see otherperspectives and that's where we
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learn from ourselves, learnfrom each other.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Okay, but yeah, raise your confidence.
Find a class, find a book, finda dog Anyone want a dog, anyone
want a.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Holy shit, the dog's free.
There he comes.
Yay, hi Jay, yay, I love you.
I love having a dog That'll bea story, Sasha go lay down,
don't come this way.
I pointed the opposite way, hethinks you're calling him.
(24:40):
Okay, move on, hurry up, let'sgo.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay.
Next one is become the idealpartner you would want.
Visualize the qualities you'dlike in a romantic partner.
Are they, Rick Cook?
How do they respond to people'semotions?
Are they kind?
You know, what do they like todo?
Those are pretty good yeahinstead of waiting for them to
(25:06):
come, work on these qualitiesfor yourself.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I think that comes in hand with you doing that.
And then they see you do allthat stuff and they're like, oh,
this guy's like doing what heneeds to do, or this girl's
doing what she needs to do.
Like what I said before is youforget about them and then just
worry about you for a little bit, and then sometimes they'll see
you and be like holy shit, thisguy's like killing you or like
(25:32):
whatever you get me right, yeah,yeah, that's kind of like that,
okay.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Next one is Next one is don't overdo it.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Hold on real quick, sinatra.
Go lay down, go lay down.
Can you go tell them yeah, comehere Jesus.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Come here.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Go close the door in our room.
Man, that guy, what are youwalking around for?
I want to walk around.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
The next one is don't work too hard.
Stop trying to impress them.
Don't showboat them, just letthem come to you.
Like be you, be you.
Let whoever you are come out.
If it attracts them, then great, but don't try to like change
yourself.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, I think you should definitely be natural and
let them be attracted to yournatural self, not like Don't try
to always pay for shit or tryto be cute all the time.
It might be too much for themtoo.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's like a facade, Like you don't want to
constantly like have to live upto something every single day
just for this person.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah one up yourself every time Like oh, I did this
last time, Now I need to do this.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
It's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm sure.
I'm sure it is for thosefucking weak ass fools who do
all this shit.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh, please.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
What.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Don't act like you never did this for someone.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Who.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Don't act like there weren't times where you were
trying Hoof.
There's a hoove in this thing.
There's a hoove.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Fuck everybody.
I saw what I wanted and I gotit.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Maybe you can come with that Ariana Grande song.
I want it, I got it, I see it.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I'm Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Please don't be.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
She kind of sucks, actually Fuck Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Next one is look for other great people.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Try to make her jealous.
That's a good one, no.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's so good.
The person should not be yourwhole intention.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I mean, yeah, I guess , but that's fun though.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
It's fun trying to make someone jealous.
It's like well, I mean, if theytreat you as a friend.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
it's fun to make them jealous.
Yeah, exactly, damn, another,fly in here.
Becca around, just kidding.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Anyway, is that where your gun is right here?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
We have a saw gun because there's a fucking fly
flying around this bitch, Ican't know.
You left it on the table.
I was trying to be slickbecause we put a pepperoni in
the front of the table.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
So he did.
It was a bait.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
If it was right there .
I was just going to slide itover like this Look, I'm just
you thought you could shoot itfrom there.
I was just going to push thebill.
I was going to go oh bunk, gethis ass, fucking asshole, fly
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
OK, so don't put all your eggs in one basket.
You might end up disappointed.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yes, that's always a tip we have, like dating, like
anything.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, keep your options open.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, always keep your options open, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
And last this is the last point Make your intentions
known.
If you are the person who wantsto be in something more than
just friends, Don't tip to overyour feelings.
It just needs to be talkedabout.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Ask them out, tell them you're interested, don't
wait.
But the biggest mistake peoplemake is just trying to convince
the other person that they'regood enough.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So I know it's easier said than done, but know your
worth, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, I think everything we talk about
obviously is easier said thandone, Like people tell you tips
and tricks or relationships.
All the tricks and life ingeneral, but doing all this shit
is fucking hard.
It's not just likestraightforward, it's tricky.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, it's feelings.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Feelings are definitely a hard thing to
navigate, but try your best tofollow some guidelines at least
so you don't shoot yourself inthe foot and look like a fucking
idiot, which sucks.
I feel like nobody should feellike that.
But I think even if you gothrough that, that helps you
learn still.
That helps you grow and move onand in the next relationship
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you know what not to do.
And in finding you hear Sinatrastill, that fucking asshole's
outside, he can still hear hisbitch out, he wants to be part
of the podcast the guy's goingto.
the gate's going to be left opentonight.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
All right, you won't leave.
You'll come out and be like ah,He'll be singing.
You'll be like hello.
He'll be scratching at the doorand be like oh no, the gate's
open.
And I'll be like oh no, I justwant you to know, close it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Fucking god dude.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But yeah, just for yourself, know your worth.
Don't ever try to convincesomeone that you're the best
thing for them.
And it's hard, don't get friendzoned, especially on camera.
Be aware at all times Like thekiss cam.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, oh, those are funny too.
And it's like people barelydating and they try to kiss but
someone pulls away.
Oh, that shit's fucking.
It's hilarious, but it's sadfor that person.
But, yeah, always be aware ofyou being in the friend zone,
because it's not a nice place tobe.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Just look out for yourself.
Look out for yourself.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, fuck everyone, especially if someone you like
who calls you a brother or afriend or something.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
But also that's wild.
There are some people who do itsee it as oh Pfft.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Ha ha ha, it's dog Pishing you right off.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
There are some people who see it as oh well, I'm nice
to them, so they owe it to meto be interested in me
romantically.
So that's also a negativeaspect of it.
So, people don't owe youanything as well.
The fly, hold on, turn the gun.
No, he's Wait.
Where is?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
he, he's right here, he's not in sight.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
How do you know he's here?
Where are you Not?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
inside of the front of the gun.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Oh, is he by the gun?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
He's right here Is he taunting us.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
He's on the gun.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Oh, what are you?
I thought that'd kill him.
I thought rubbing the gun outhe's going for the perv Give me
the gun, give me the gun.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
No, you're not getting it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm going to do my plan.
I kill them, every time I killthem every time, so I don't look
dumb on camera like this Please.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh look, he's going after the grease.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
There was no salt, Come and do it now.
No, I'm doing it OK.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Terminator.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
My arm hurts.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Wait, wait.
You waited too long.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Oh my God, there he goes and here we stay.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
All I saw was salt.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Why was there no salt in that fucking round?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
There was.
You just don't have a good aim.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You're about to hear.
Now you've learned.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Wow, now you've learned.
Now you've learned.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I feel like this is a friend's own situation.
Now I'm in the next step, so Ihave to adjust.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
You know I have to aim.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Damn that pepperoni was good.
Good job though.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Good play.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Not a good execution.
We'll get there I did almostbreak my elbow.
That's why I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I probably look like a bitch trying to load it.
You're at a wedding.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yes, and I try to jump over this table.
I said watch this.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, no, literally.
I thought of what was his nameStuart from Matt TV.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Look at me, Look at me and I try to jump over this
memory table where they keep allthe fucking dead people.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
OK, but they weren't there.
They weren't there, though.
They would keep the dead peopleon the table, they'd just keep
memories, like pictures of them.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
And I was like drunk and I was like I could jump.
I looked at it like for 30minutes.
I said, I could jump that bitch.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
This is why I say I have four kids.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
And I told her we were dancing and I said watch
this.
And she's like what?
And I run the step before thetable, something I tripped over,
something was on the floor Icould have cleared that bitch
and I flew over, tripped on thetable, the whole table flew over
and I landed on my elbow, brokemy elbow, and I've been trying
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to get my strength back, sothat's why I couldn't reload
this.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
So don't see.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh, that's why Don't look at that and see he can't
load that salt gun.
My arm is broken, so I needed atrained change If your arm is
broken.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I don't think you can .
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Well, it's been a month so I can't put pressure on
.
I can't do a push-up.
I used to blow 100 push-ups.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Oh yeah, he was the push-up king, but now.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
But now.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You wouldn't know, I'm a push-up king.
Anyway, my elbow hurts.
Don't judge me on that fuckingreason.
My elbow hurts, ok.
Next.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
So next is ask win.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Holy shit, so I spent , I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh, we got one more.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Hit it Hurry.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You have to hit it a lot.
What are things you should notadmit to a girl you just started
dating, even if it's true?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Let you have kids for one.
I think that's pretty.
That's too early, you know.
Until you get to really knowthem, then sure.
But if you're just trying tohook up or do something, why are
you going to tell me if kids inroom hold it?
Oh OK.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well, if it's hookup, that's different than dating.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I mean both.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I think not the first , yes, but definitely early on.
You can't lead them on untilit's like what, six months in
and be like OK.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, that's the only time let's hear what some
people say.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
See, this little boy behind me, it's mine.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
That's your kid, that's your step kid.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Hey Zaddy, don't talk about your sex life on a first
date please.
I don't want to know about yourlast orgy.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah.
Once had a guy tell me allabout his recent divorce and how
much he loves his ex-wife.
I'd say that's a don't on afirst date.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's definitely a don't, but I hear that more than
not.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I feel like this Not even just ex -wifes, but like
exes in general Exes yeah, yeah.
How you've taken multipleTinder dates to the same
restaurant as me.
How you love checking outgirls' asses.
How other girls are attractive,how my friends are hot All the
same guy, by the way.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Damn that guy's a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, that's someone who's trying to overcompensate
from being in the friend zone, Ifeel like, if me and you didn't
work out, none of us would beon Tinder.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I don't think I mean, I don't think I would.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, I definitely would not.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I'd be single forever .
No, me too.
You wouldn't shut up.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Please, you're so fucking annoying.
I'm not.
I don't know how to talk topeople.
I don't like people.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You're so stupid.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I'm not approachable, no.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Go on the next one for your soccer bitch guys.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Okay, go Never.
Ever tell her the last time youhad sex and who with,
especially if it was thismorning.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
I'm not like think.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
And I'm assuming these people are older, right
Like not older, but late 20s,mid 20s.
I mean, we don't know, youdon't use your fucking brain
Like you don't think.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I think it's, I know, even if you're like in your you
know early 20s.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I feel like in my early 20s I would not have had
this conversation.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
It's common sense.
Well, it's a different worldnow, Like that's a norm for the
younger 20s, that's a norm to belike.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Oh, I had sex this morning, yes.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
For those kids.
Yes, Imagine what our kids aregoing to be saying they're not
going to be talking English whenthey're trying to fucking date
a girl.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
That's going to be the idea.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Oh, no, oh no, is that going to be the idea?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I don't know.
We're going to communicate andlaugh, and yes, and laugh.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
You're so stupid.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Like why are you itching?
You're like making me itchy,but I have so many mosquito
bites from last night.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
My legs are itchy.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
So not to agree.
And last is hot cars.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh, that was it for those.
Yeah, what are some things youthink you shouldn't say?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
I think you most definitely should not talk about
a past relationship right away,especially if it was very
serious.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
I think all the above on all those you don't talk
about all that, or?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
even bodily functions For a guy to be like.
Oh man, I just took a huge dumpin that restaurant.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I think if the topic of sex came up, I'd definitely
roast myself and be like 30seconds top.
So that's what you have toworry about Keep them guessing.
Not guessing.
I'm spitting facts, but I'mhoping they take it as a joke,
and then no yeah, no, yeah,that's hard.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
OK, next is hot cars Gosh.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
A tenor banger.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Hit it with a different note.
Ok, the first one is pumpkinspices back.
We are approaching fall.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
We love all things fall.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Like we said, we love black and dead, so we love fall
.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Is this considered hot gauze?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
It is for me because Starbucks' new drink iced
pumpkin cream, chai tea latte.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
So I don't give a shit about Starbucks.
For some reason this lastcouple of months, that's all you
talk about the Starbucks.
I'm obsessed.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I've never loved it either.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I'm pissed, I don't care about.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Please, we've only got there like one we used to
hate.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Starbucks together.
And now that's one last thingwe can relate to OK.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Caramel Maki Otto.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I only get that when you go, I'm just like, yeah,
give me the.
Oh yeah, give me the CaramelCaramel, by the way, Caramel
Maki Otto OK that's going to bea topic on it.
I mean they're good, but I'mnot going to say let's go to
Starbucks.
I never say let's go toStarbucks, but last time you
said that we need to go toStarbucks.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
No, last time I was popping out of your head.
Can we drive?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
there.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But what do we do Not ?
We did not drive Last time.
We didn't go, actually, when Iwas putting my stuff away.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I was like I feel bad .
We didn't fucking go to fuckingStarbucks.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I thought we told me this morning.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I did so yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Oh, you're cute, but pumpkin spice is back.
That's good for all the basicbitches.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Now you can get it whenever you want.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
We love it.
A PSL man.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yes, sure, whenever that is.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Pumpkin spice latte, oh yes.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
OK, that means OK.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
And the next one is Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis.
They listed their house onAirbnb.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
I think that's weird.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Well, it's for I'm so I was trying to like research
the.
I saw it, but I'm trying toresearch the details.
It's for one night only, so Idon't know if it is just like
one night, like you have to justgrab that night, like how do
they pick who gets it?
But it's one night only.
It's their house in SantaBarbara, it's for up to four
people and it's free.
(41:26):
What?
Yeah, it was free.
I think so.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's a publicity stunt.
I think they're trying topromote some type of because
he's really big into likebusiness and startups and shit,
and I think he's probably tryingto be like it's the purge.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah, it's trying to hunt us all.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
I like it.
I don't agree with it.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I don't like rich people doing nice things for
people.
I'll trust it.
Yeah, you can't trust a richactor.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
But they're nice people, so yeah.
So they listed their house forone night only, for free, for up
to four people, santa Barbara.
It even says like they'll greetyou upon arrival and make sure
you have everything you need.
They even said like oh, please,let us know if you have dietary
restrictions, because you knowthey're going to have a private
shift in that bitch?
I don't know, I guess, what isit?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Let's sign up for it.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I think it already happened.
But that's why I was like I'mnot 100% sure, because I don't
know if it's like a month or,like it said, one night only.
So I don't know if it was likepick this one night, Everyone's
fighting over it.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I think that's it.
I don't know, I think they'relike let me see, they've been
out of the spotlight so long.
They're like that's who lovesus.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
It comes there at our place.
How fun though.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Who would you rent an Airbnb from?
Like who's the one person?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
John Fabru.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Oh yeah, we know, you don't Actually.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Robert Downey Jr.
He's so tight.
I love that guy.
I'd rent his spot.
If he met me there too, I'd belike dude.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
There's just like a.
There's a little story.
So he went through like a lotof shit.
Not only is he a good actor, hewent through a lot of shit and
he was addicted to drugs and myparents were like heroin addicts
for like I don't know eleven,thirteen years or something.
And when he was in prison, mymom wrote him a letter and she
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didn't actually send it, but shewrote a letter that he was a
big reason for her to want tostop.
They came to church and stuffand that was like the main
reason.
But he was like a big reasontoo, because she really loved
him and I don't know why.
Every time I like think of him,I think of that and I'm like I
love that guy.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
It was like cathartic for her.
Yeah, it's helped her.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, he's the best, so I don't know it was weird,
but I would love to meet him andstay at his place.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
No, yeah, I've heard.
You know, you hear a lot ofstories about him, like getting
through his heart.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh yeah, who would you shia?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
and you take.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
can you stay in the room with me?
I'm cold, warm me up.
Oh no, you'd never come back.
I'd be in the friend zone.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
You get a taxi.
Hey brother, you're my bestie,oh no.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Oh man, fuck those guys.
Anyway, I have a funny one.
Are you done?
Yeah, okay, I want to playsomething.
So like this last couple ofyears I've started to travel a
little bit more and Briannacomes with me rarely one time.
But it's funny because we usedto both be afraid of planes and
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well, as of recent, we're notreally yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
And we were afraid of planes, because our flight to
Boston was just supposed to beone flight, a little layover,
one flight, but we were on ourflight.
We were on the tarmac for maybeabout an hour and a half, two
hours two hours and we missedthat flight, so we missed our
adjoining flight.
We had to rebook, so we landedin what?
Phoenix.
Then we landed in Dallas.
(45:10):
Dallas, and then we had to flyall the way to.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Boston, so we took three flights.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, we took three flights.
We, what did you say?
We spent eight hours flying.
Yeah, instead of five orwhatever it was.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, what makes it worse is that my business
partner was two planes down.
He left 10 minutes after us andme and him were texting and
then you see his plane reversingand I took a picture because I
was going to send it to him andbe like you, asshole.
And then he took a video of usflying by and I wanted my blood
(45:42):
was boiling because we didn'tleave till two hours out and he
was supposed to get there atlike I don't know five and he
was supposed to get there like515, like 15 is behind us, and
he got there at five and we gotthere at 1030.
Oh my God, I was so pissed.
But anyway, it was funnybecause we used to hate flying.
Now we don't really care for it.
(46:02):
Yeah, you're okay, because we'vedone four flights in one day,
so and this story kind of wentviral recently that a plane left
from Atlantic City, I think, orAtlanta, and they had to turn
back two hours into their flightbecause someone had diarrhea
and they ran down the aisle andwith their diarrhea and shit
(46:24):
through the whole fucking plant.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Oh no, that's like a hazmat situation.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
And this is what the pilots.
This is what the pilots toldthe air control or the fucking
tower?
This is what they said Take itas it's just a biohazard.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Excuse me, I think a movie's had a pastor had
diarrhea all the way through theairplane so they wanted to come
back to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
So this is a biohazard, oh my God.
He had a passenger withdiarrhea and a guy exiting the
plane videotaped.
He was walking, videotaped, thewhole aisle Shit oh yeah, how
do you?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
you can't walk past it.
I think it was a bigger plane.
It had two aisles, I think soyeah, so they were walking on
the side of those planes.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, they were flying to London or Australia or
something, so it was a bigplane from Atlanta yeah.
And those have two aisles.
So they were walking down theclean aisle and he was filming
the shit aisle.
It was fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
So someone had too much fun in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
I would prefer shit over turbulence Any day, I think
.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
I wouldn't give a shit.
I think you're going to sailfor vomit.
No, that person gave a shit.
They gave a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Wait, let me see like a find out what's he.
And he said real quick.
They said, unfortunately foreveryone involved, this poor
bastard's runs.
Beat him to the run way ohthat's stupid.
That right is a fucking idiot.
The runs beat him to the runway.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
He was the runway, oh no.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Anyway, I thought that was fucking hilarious.
How do you think?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Do you think the?
The pilot said that was likeMayday, mayday, we've got diary
on the tarmac and then likeended it and I was like I'm
going like not embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
People were like laughing because he said
biohazard.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
It is a biohazard Like you don't know what's in
that poop.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
You don't think of shit and think.
You think of like I don't know,fucking biohazard.
You think of chemicals or likeyeah, like a hazmat suit so
people were like, by the way, hecalled it a biohazard.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Like it is, I guess, but it was fucking hilarious.
That's fun.
I guess that's all we had forhot gosh.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
It wasn't really gossipy but yeah, yeah, we thank
everyone for tuning in.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
It's been a while.
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Try I have to put try in there, but yeah, if you want
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We'll have one in a few youknow episodes.
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Our download count is slowlyrising and then when we stop it
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We still get people who liketalk to us and say things about
the podcast.
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to get guests and shit and, yeah, talk about different things,
but we appreciate you guys, sowe'll catch you on the flip flop
later.
Welcome back to All Tricks, no Treats.
It's been a minute again.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's been more than a minute, it's been an hour.
This is a month.
Pretty much We've been busy.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Like always the same old excuse, but we really have.
We went on a trip, another trip, the kids started school.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Help me out here.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
There's been a lot going on.
That's actually some of thethings we're catching up on.
The kids started school, andusually it's just.
We've been used to just champ,but now Bubby as well has
started school.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's been pretty crazy because we're in our new
city and the school is a coupleblocks away, so we have been
walking them, which is nice, butI love that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I love like we get up .
I mean it's a little hectic.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Hard is the word.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's a little hectic for us, it's just, you know how
we are, but we just walk toschool and you know.
Champ Bubby, mr Nichols,they're all right there with us.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, it's just been weird because we're not really
used to the city yet.
It's been almost a year, butthe kids in a new school it's
kind of like adjusting still.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It doesn't feel like.
It feels like a temporary phase, kind of right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, it doesn't feel like home home, like the home
school.
It doesn't feel like oh yeah,that's what.
We can't rep it yet I thinkit's.
We're not.
We haven't paid our dues yet inthat school.
No, yeah, we haven't donatedenough, yet and went to PTA
meeting.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We're recycling.
They have like a recyclingdrive every Friday, which is
pretty cool and it's part oftheir like beautification for
their school.
They use the money for that, todo the you know add to the
school.
And we were just saying, likewhat if we show up and like we
dump out our bag and it's justlike cans of but ice A?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
bunch of beer bottles and cans.
I was kind of irritated becausewe've never been big on
recycling cans and bottles andwhen we moved in I bought like
three bins and I'm like I'mgoing to show Champ and Bobby
how to recycle and the money weget will be for them, so they, I
guess, could learn.
And then it's just like alittle trader Joe's bag.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's just a small brown bag.
Now we have to take it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm like, oh, there's 40 cents Going into the schools
away from your pocket.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
sorry, the kids pocket.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
but it was just funny , funny thought, I think.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But it's cool because I don't know why they take the
kids names.
Maybe they enter them insomething.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So, but it's, it's part of community for us.
Yeah, we're trying to be a partof it.
We are.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We've met some people too around here.
Yeah, some cool people, someneighbors, and it's like whoa?
This is weird, because we hateeveryone pretty much.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They're very anti-social.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, so it's, it's good.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, our neighbors are super cool.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
They were just over yesterday for Labor Day and
their kids that were swimming,we were barbecuing and, yeah, it
was a great time.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's good to have that community.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So, as I said, the kids have started school.
So I just want to have bring upa little talk that I had with
Bubby.
Let's hear it.
I told you I've sent it to youbefore like one time we were
drawing and I drew like a houseand flowers, and then Bubby said
mommy, I would just want topreface this Our kids are fine,
our kids are happy.
(03:50):
No one needs to be alertedwhat's happening.
But we were drawing.
I drew a flower in a house andshe looked at my.
She said, mommy, yours isboring.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I went okay, what did you draw?
And I looked at it and it was awoman with X's over her eyes.
Oh no.
And she said oh, she's dead andthere's a beard.
She can't say her L's.
She says why is for L's?
(04:21):
So she said, and there's abeard coming out of her mouth.
I went oh okay, why do you wantto draw?
She was like, oh, I don't know.
And then she, just like youknow, skips away all happy.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Played with her Barbies after.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So I did have a talk with her before we started
school and I told her you know,at school we don't talk about
butt cheeks, because butt cheeksare a big thing.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's a big fucking topic.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, we don't talk about butt cheeks and we don't
draw dead people.
And I said we can draw deadpeople at home.
You know, while we'reexpressing ourselves at home,
that's fine, I said, but whenwe're at school, we do not draw
dead people or talk about buttcheeks.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
and that was a topic, if I was someone hearing this
or like I was telling a story.
They'd be like I'm notsurprised that your kids doing
that, because she's very intopink and like princesses and
Barbies, but she loves Halloweenand Michael Myers and Freddy
Krueger and draws fucking gnarlythings.
(05:15):
Yeah, hey, she draws some goodshit, though.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Hey, she's an artist, super good stuff.
Yeah, she's an artist.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I made a little video when we took her to her first
day of school and they havecrayons and paper set up.
Half of the kids are crying andall these kids were like
scribbling and she was drawinglike a super and I even posted
it on my story and it was supernice and I was like, yeah, I
zoomed in on hers and then Ishowed all the other kids and I
was like ah see she's a betterdrawer, but she is very artistic
(05:45):
.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
She is and she just expresses herself.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, so I just wanted to, you know, talk about
that.
And then we went to Boston.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Can we cheers to Boston.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Cheers to Boston baby .
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's my.
I think that's our home awayfrom home.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's just.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I think Brianna said can we buy a house here like 10
times probably?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I honestly.
I even told my friend BriBrinkley, because she's a Boston
girl at heart.
I was like I'm trying toconvince Chris, we'll get a
house.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Everyone can come over.
Yeah, all right, yay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
But it was fun.
The moment we got there wasraining.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It was raining out.
It rained last time we went to.
We haven't been since 2017.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
When we got engaged, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
And it was raining when we landed too, so it was
like super, like, weird, crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It was beautiful, it was amazing, it was kind of
humid, but it was still nice.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We woke up to a downpour of rain and it was like
you open the door and you'relike dude, this is this, is it,
this is life.
We made it the East Coast.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So we went with a group called Pantone.
I'm sure a lot of you guys knowthey're like a Dodger Traveling
team.
I'm not really a Dodger fan.
Well and the thing is, mybusiness partner is a diehard
Dodger fan and I've beentraveling with him this last
couple years to differentstadiums because they have, like
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this traveling group andBoston's their biggest show up.
It was like 2000 people thatcame and we walked the streets.
It was sick right.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And I'm not really a Dodger fan, but like, if I see
him, I'll be like, yeah, I wantthem to win right.
But I had like a black LA hat,but the LA was like really small
, so I don't consider it like aDodger hat, okay.
And then I had an LA Kingsshirt and all my friends like
were DMing me like you're abitch, you're a fake fan.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
They were.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Like a few AJ couple of my friends and I'm like dude,
look at what I'm wearing.
I'm wearing Kings gear, evenlike a Boston OG.
Some old ass white dude waslike oh, I'm a Kings fan.
I was like remember.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, no, yeah.
He was like, oh, it's good tosee a Kings fan in these parts.
I was like what the heck this?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
guy's a Kings fan.
He's like this is our year andI'm like dude, I cry every year
we losing the plows but I hopewe make it far.
But it was sick.
Boston is.
We went to Salem where weproposed.
We were only there for a couplehours but it was good to see a
couple of the witch house andtombstones and yeah these coast
(08:25):
is a vibe.
Yeah, it's very especiallyaround this time.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's very brown and folly and dead, which is our
dark and dead.
Anyway, we've been, we've beenpretty busy, we have yeah, I
mean we're not making excuses,we need to be here more.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
We were doing pretty good hitting the table, yeah we
were doing good, but dude, shejust happens yeah we'll keep up,
we'll keep up.
Okay, we'll try.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
And the last thing we were in the airport I heard
something.
I went to go buy a book and Icame back and I told you.
I said I heard this dad saysomething and I want to talk
about it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
She hasn't told me since, and it's been like what?
Two weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Did you?
Were you remember?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I remember you telling me.
I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, I was like he he.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
So I walked past his family and this mom walked away
from these, I think two kids anda husband and when I was
walking past them, this dad saiddid you guys eat food?
No, because he's answered no,he's like no.
Okay, I guess mommy will feedus all on the plane.
And I went oh wow, did you?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
say that's me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I said, oh, you're such a dad, and I think that's
what the mom walked away to do,like she walked away to like
take care of something, like youknow then the dad was panicking
.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, and that's, oh no.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And the.
But the way he just talked tothe kids like so nonchalant,
like you eat food, no like he,like he didn't know, like a
stranger, yeah like you guys,did you eat?
No we'll.
We'll be fed on the plane, guys.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's so crazy because someone like you or a mom would
react the way you just did, andthen me and like it makes sense
yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
The way he communicated is, I think,
especially when traveling, likemoms, you know, know, like this,
this, this, this is what's gotto be done, this what's needs to
be had.
It was probably panicking Maybe.
I think that's what it was.
It was like a panicconversation Like um, so did you
guys eat?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, Do you know what food?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
How's everyone feeling tonight, oh?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
man.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That was a.
I just wanted to bring that upbecause I thought it was a good.
You know it was normalconversation.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, it was a good little like family thing, that
we can all relate to.
That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Our topic for today is the friends.
Oh, you're not entering thefriends.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's a scary place to be Is it Fuck yeah, that's a
shitty place to be.
That's how I feel when I'mwatching a the Twilight Zone.
I'm like, oh, my emotions areweird.
It feels weird, but uh, yeah,the friends don't sucks.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So the friends zone.
I just have a few like littleexamples.
I just want to be best friends.
You're like my best bud.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
This is my best friend.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, or even worse.
You're like a brother or sisterto me, oh my.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
God, those are the worst.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Have you heard any of those?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Not, I not like said to me but I didn't even know if
I've heard people tell like someof my friends out but that's
just like.
Uh, you see videos and you seelike.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's like the ultimate friend zone, like
experience, like that's thecliche experience.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
It's crazy, because there's people who hear that and
then they still like stickaround and do, yeah, they think
there's hope.
But once you hear those lineslike you're my best friend,
you're my brother, it's likedude, you're fucking, you're
dead, you're dead pretty much,there's no coming back.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, fuck, I mean there has to be some positive
thoughts.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I mean, there's time.
I'm sure there's.
I'm sure there's a time peoplehave come back from hearing that
, but it might be rare, that'ssuper rare, to hear Kiwi.
Have you friends with anybody?
Have you used the brother lineor the friend?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, no, I don't think I've ever consciously friends
on someone.
I think I've.
I've told you this before I'mreally bad.
I was really bad at likereading signals, like I think
some people liked me and I justdidn't really realize it, like
I'm.
I'm a very like introvertedperson, so I always saw like, oh
(12:35):
no, like he's, he's, you know,just him.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So were there people you now that you think, oh,
maybe they liked me and were youinto them?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So you know what you're doing.
You fucking war.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't know.
No, I just now that I thinkback on it and I think even back
then, like there were timeslike now, I think about the
times they texted me.
I was like, oh, I think he wasasking me out.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, I think, like I think you're playing dumb.
No you're a pretty smart personno.
You didn't do that to me.
You're spawning every fuckingthe split second after I texted
you.
Sorry, not sorry, yeah, butit's harsh.
You know, even if you hear,even if I see a video, it's like
(13:26):
damn, this fucking poor guy.
You know, and especially ifyou're like out at a party or
the restaurant I've seen videosof people saying that and you're
like destroyed here, like theguy is always like fuck and it's
always the guy, it's neverreally the girl.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's what I have in a note like it can be both
people, because I did see aArticle that said how to friend
zone your best girlfriendwithout hurting her feelings.
So it can be a guy and a girl,like you don't hear of the girls
, really, though.
You don't like?
Yes, like I said, cliche isvery.
You know the guy pining afterthe girl.
(14:02):
But, it happens to every.
It can happen to everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
There's no bias, so so the definition of the friend
zone is this is from CambridgeDictionary the state of being
friends with someone when youwould prefer a romantic or
sexual relationship with themthat's specific.
This is no specific, nospecificity specificity yes,
(14:33):
serendipity.
Oh, curiosity.
So usually one party isfriend-zoned and that person
usually wants to.
You know, quote unquote get out, get out like the movie.
Get out of the friend zone.
(14:53):
Yeah um, by becoming a potential, like you know, romantic
partner, like moving forwardwhere they want to, which is
very hard to do.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
My only advice, though, would be you hear all
these fucking Instagrammotivation.
Guys say this, but it's true.
If a girl, if you're young andare even old and a girlfriend
zones you, you say, like fucker,and you worry about yourself,
you transform yourself in everyaspect of your life and then,
(15:22):
when you're at a fucking toptier level, there might be a
chance where she's like dang,look at this guy now and you say
no.
Yeah, well, you can make one ortwo decisions.
You could say all right andHook up or go out with her, or
you could say Fuck you and moveon wasn't that the premise of
Drive me crazy I?
(15:42):
Don't remember.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
See no the most Joan Hart, adrian Grignet.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
A good 90s girl movie .
Actually, you're a girl, a goodgirls.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm a girl.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Good, well, you like me in this day and age.
You know you like a lot of goodgirls, 90 movies but I can't
really haven't seen drivingcrazy.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Who's in?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
that most Joan Hart, adrian Grignet.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Who's that guy?
The white guy with the curlyhair, with the green eyes?
He?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
was in.
What's that show?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
on terash, on terash yeah but that's.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think that was kind of it like they were neighbors,
casual neighbors, but then likesomeone got like a Makeover and
then all of a sudden he waslike the it boy of high school.
That sounds like a she's allthat oh yeah, but that was
different because that was a bet.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, but she fucking whoo, whoo Damn she was.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, Rachel, she was nice yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, for Freda Prince Jr, all Paul Walker's in
that movie too.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
He was a dick in a movie, so many good, so many
good people in that movie.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
So unfortunately it does have a negative connotation
.
Being in the friend zone We'veall heard like we said a lot of
things, like someone waiting tocome out, but is it bad?
Do you think it's bad?
Do you think the friend zone isbad?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Mmm, if you're like, actively trying to pursue
someone is bad.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, so I have a couple perspectives.
So one is, putting someone inthe friend zone in a
compassionate but definitive wayis Far from being a negative
thing.
It can actually be beneficialfor the other person.
It lets them know where theystand without leading them on.
It also signals that yourespect them enough to be honest
with them.
So essentially it's likesetting boundaries.
(17:34):
Yeah, that's the adult thing todo, yeah if you do it the right
way, like set your boundariesbeforehand or the moment you see
someone like kind of likecreeping towards you.
Like wanting more.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
That can be, you know , positive thing but I don't
think saying you're my brotheror you're my best friend no, but
not everyone says that.
Yeah, I think before you get tothat point, you should be a
grown-up and say I mean I seeyou as a good friend and not
embarrass them in front ofanybody.
You know, because if you'resaying that, you're saying it in
front of people, you know, likeyou're not just telling them
(18:06):
that, and maybe you are, butit's usually in front of a lot
of people and you're like holyfuck, I just got buried right
here.
So I think a better way is tosay In private I just see you as
a friend.
Or I mean, I don't want this toaffect our friendship.
I still want to be friends, butthat's a better way of going
(18:27):
about it, I think like attackingthe situation.
Yeah, right on, yes okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So another perspective and this is just
coming off from a lot ofdifferent things I've read was
stringing someone along like acontinuous, like.
Maybe it could happen.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Don't mind those grunting noise.
We have a dog now randomly.
We'll touch bases about thatlater.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
But anyway, it's my dog.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's the grumpy fucking growler over there
You're just stretching.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So stringing things along An endless, maybe giving
hope that things will work out.
Yeah, that sucks do like theright thing, it might happen
like that's the bad thing likeand this is when I remember you
showed me that video of.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Satra, satra, be quiet.
I'm a dick.
I hate that guy, I hate theidea of him.
He's actually been okay.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah.
Yeah lay down.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Lay down Satra or jump off the couch.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
He doesn't care what you say.
Um, just go, he's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
ASMR dog feet.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, dog feet, okay, okay so.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh, stringing them along.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
So stringing them along like, and I thought of
that video.
Remember you showed me that onevideo where the comedian
Referred to two people in hisaudience and oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
She was like, oh, it's my best friend.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
He was like oh, it's your best friend, do he pay for
everything?
And she was like oh, yeah, he'slike, okay, well, I'm gonna
move him to this table with likea single girl.
Yeah, he's like, are you single?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
And she's like, yeah, he's like well, sit over there
then.
And then that girl's face waslike Bitch face and he's you
shouldn't be mad, like youshould fuck, like let him do his
thing, be, get your friendsback.
And I don't really like comedy,but I love when they do that
interaction and that one waslike holy shit, that was fucking
, that was for the friend, thefriend's owners, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I mean, and that's when it comes to a point where
it's like, if it comes, if itcomes to that, then you, you
know it's too much.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, that's the negative aspect.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
That's the negative aspect of it is if you're
someone who is making them payfor everything, stringing them
along.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
That should suck.
That girl's a bitch.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I mean, we don't know the whole, we just saw like
what one minute of it?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, but she fucking exposed herself.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
She said the she, she straight out said, she said all
the wrong things.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
She said all the wrong answers.
She said they're friends.
She said they never had sex heasked him that yeah, and she
said, uh, uh, she's, he's payingfor everything.
Those three strikes, you're out, bitch.
Go to the next girl, fuck herump umpire, God.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Sorry, pan tone Okay anyways next um.
So we have a few tips on howyou get out of the friend zone.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What are they really?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
tips, oh, my god, friend zone first tip for boys
grow a pair of balls and say I'mout, this bitch.
That should be the only thingyou do if you're in the family
feelings relax.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right, I guess so let's get a little touchy feel
yeah so the first one isreprioritize things.
What commitments are you makingto them?
So the person that has put youin the friend zone that you
wouldn't make to any otherfriend, don't put them on a
pedestal 100% make prioritynumber one you hey, that sounds
(22:44):
like what I just said.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Grow a pair of balls.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Um yes.
No, no.
Next is raise your confidence.
Try working on your own hobbies.
Find a good self-help book.
Find a class that you like.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
The class is good.
Chill out with the self-helpstuff.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Just because you're not okay with it doesn't mean
other people can't.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'm not okay with it, please don't lie now.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I'm not, I'm not right now.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I'm for self-help Right now I'm trying to better
myself and working out and liketrying to be a little more
confident.
But self-help books, that'skind of why not?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Why can't you learn from a book?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Because I think people already know what to do
to better themselves.
Why do you need to read a bookabout it?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But people need to learn.
If we all thought what we knewwas the best, then we would
never learn.
So, learning from otherpeople's perspectives, who have
other ways of thinking, we canlearn from them.
It doesn't mean we need to takewhat they say and, you know,
run with it.
We need to just see otherperspectives and that's where we
(23:52):
learn from ourselves, learnfrom each other.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Okay, but yeah, raise your confidence.
Find a class, find a book, finda dog Anyone want a dog, anyone
want a.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Holy shit, the dog's free.
There he comes.
Yay, hi Jay, yay, I love you.
I love having a dog That'll bea story, Sasha go lay down,
don't come this way.
I pointed the opposite way, hethinks you're calling him.
(24:40):
Okay, move on, hurry up, let'sgo.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay.
Next one is become the idealpartner you would want.
Visualize the qualities you'dlike in a romantic partner.
Are they, Rick Cook?
How do they respond to people'semotions?
Are they kind?
You know, what do they like todo?
Those are pretty good yeahinstead of waiting for them to
(25:06):
come, work on these qualitiesfor yourself.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I think that comes in hand with you doing that.
And then they see you do allthat stuff and they're like, oh,
this guy's like doing what heneeds to do, or this girl's
doing what she needs to do.
Like what I said before is youforget about them and then just
worry about you for a little bit, and then sometimes they'll see
you and be like holy shit, thisguy's like killing you or like
(25:32):
whatever you get me right, yeah,yeah, that's kind of like that,
okay.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Next one is Next one is don't overdo it.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Hold on real quick, sinatra.
Go lay down, go lay down.
Can you go tell them yeah, comehere Jesus.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Come here.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Go close the door in our room.
Man, that guy, what are youwalking around for?
I want to walk around.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
The next one is don't work too hard.
Stop trying to impress them.
Don't showboat them, just letthem come to you.
Like be you, be you.
Let whoever you are come out.
If it attracts them, then great, but don't try to like change
yourself.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, I think you should definitely be natural and
let them be attracted to yournatural self, not like Don't try
to always pay for shit or tryto be cute all the time.
It might be too much for themtoo.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's like a facade, Like you don't want to
constantly like have to live upto something every single day
just for this person.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah one up yourself every time Like oh, I did this
last time, Now I need to do this.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
It's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm sure.
I'm sure it is for thosefucking weak ass fools who do
all this shit.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh, please.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
What.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Don't act like you never did this for someone.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Who.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Don't act like there weren't times where you were
trying Hoof.
There's a hoove in this thing.
There's a hoove.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Fuck everybody.
I saw what I wanted and I gotit.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Maybe you can come with that Ariana Grande song.
I want it, I got it, I see it.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I'm Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Please don't be.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
She kind of sucks, actually Fuck Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Next one is look for other great people.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Try to make her jealous.
That's a good one, no.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's so good.
The person should not be yourwhole intention.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I mean, yeah, I guess , but that's fun though.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
It's fun trying to make someone jealous.
It's like well, I mean, if theytreat you as a friend.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
it's fun to make them jealous.
Yeah, exactly, damn, another,fly in here.
Becca around, just kidding.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Anyway, is that where your gun is right here?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
We have a saw gun because there's a fucking fly
flying around this bitch, Ican't know.
You left it on the table.
I was trying to be slickbecause we put a pepperoni in
the front of the table.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
So he did.
It was a bait.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
If it was right there .
I was just going to slide itover like this Look, I'm just
you thought you could shoot itfrom there.
I was just going to push thebill.
I was going to go oh bunk, gethis ass, fucking asshole, fly
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
OK, so don't put all your eggs in one basket.
You might end up disappointed.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yes, that's always a tip we have, like dating, like
anything.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, keep your options open.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, always keep your options open, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
And last this is the last point Make your intentions
known.
If you are the person who wantsto be in something more than
just friends, Don't tip to overyour feelings.
It just needs to be talkedabout.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Ask them out, tell them you're interested, don't
wait.
But the biggest mistake peoplemake is just trying to convince
the other person that they'regood enough.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So I know it's easier said than done, but know your
worth, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, I think everything we talk about
obviously is easier said thandone, Like people tell you tips
and tricks or relationships.
All the tricks and life ingeneral, but doing all this shit
is fucking hard.
It's not just likestraightforward, it's tricky.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, it's feelings.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Feelings are definitely a hard thing to
navigate, but try your best tofollow some guidelines at least
so you don't shoot yourself inthe foot and look like a fucking
idiot, which sucks.
I feel like nobody should feellike that.
But I think even if you gothrough that, that helps you
learn still.
That helps you grow and move onand in the next relationship
(30:23):
you know what not to do.
And in finding you hear Sinatrastill, that fucking asshole's
outside, he can still hear hisbitch out, he wants to be part
of the podcast the guy's goingto.
the gate's going to be left opentonight.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
All right, you won't leave.
You'll come out and be like ah,He'll be singing.
You'll be like hello.
He'll be scratching at the doorand be like oh no, the gate's
open.
And I'll be like oh no, I justwant you to know, close it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Fucking god dude.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But yeah, just for yourself, know your worth.
Don't ever try to convincesomeone that you're the best
thing for them.
And it's hard, don't get friendzoned, especially on camera.
Be aware at all times Like thekiss cam.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, oh, those are funny too.
And it's like people barelydating and they try to kiss but
someone pulls away.
Oh, that shit's fucking.
It's hilarious, but it's sadfor that person.
But, yeah, always be aware ofyou being in the friend zone,
because it's not a nice place tobe.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Just look out for yourself.
Look out for yourself.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, fuck everyone, especially if someone you like
who calls you a brother or afriend or something.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
But also that's wild.
There are some people who do itsee it as oh Pfft.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Ha ha ha, it's dog Pishing you right off.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
There are some people who see it as oh well, I'm nice
to them, so they owe it to meto be interested in me
romantically.
So that's also a negativeaspect of it.
So, people don't owe youanything as well.
The fly, hold on, turn the gun.
No, he's Wait.
Where is?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
he, he's right here, he's not in sight.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
How do you know he's here?
Where are you Not?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
inside of the front of the gun.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Oh, is he by the gun?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
He's right here Is he taunting us.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
He's on the gun.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Oh, what are you?
I thought that'd kill him.
I thought rubbing the gun outhe's going for the perv Give me
the gun, give me the gun.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
No, you're not getting it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm going to do my plan.
I kill them, every time I killthem every time, so I don't look
dumb on camera like this Please.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh look, he's going after the grease.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
There was no salt, Come and do it now.
No, I'm doing it OK.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Terminator.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
My arm hurts.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Wait, wait.
You waited too long.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Oh my God, there he goes and here we stay.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
All I saw was salt.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Why was there no salt in that fucking round?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
There was.
You just don't have a good aim.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You're about to hear.
Now you've learned.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Wow, now you've learned.
Now you've learned.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I feel like this is a friend's own situation.
Now I'm in the next step, so Ihave to adjust.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
You know I have to aim.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Damn that pepperoni was good.
Good job though.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Good play.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Not a good execution.
We'll get there I did almostbreak my elbow.
That's why I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I probably look like a bitch trying to load it.
You're at a wedding.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yes, and I try to jump over this table.
I said watch this.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, no, literally.
I thought of what was his nameStuart from Matt TV.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Look at me, Look at me and I try to jump over this
memory table where they keep allthe fucking dead people.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
OK, but they weren't there.
They weren't there, though.
They would keep the dead peopleon the table, they'd just keep
memories, like pictures of them.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
And I was like drunk and I was like I could jump.
I looked at it like for 30minutes.
I said, I could jump that bitch.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
This is why I say I have four kids.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
And I told her we were dancing and I said watch
this.
And she's like what?
And I run the step before thetable, something I tripped over,
something was on the floor Icould have cleared that bitch
and I flew over, tripped on thetable, the whole table flew over
and I landed on my elbow, brokemy elbow, and I've been trying
(34:24):
to get my strength back, sothat's why I couldn't reload
this.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
So don't see.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh, that's why Don't look at that and see he can't
load that salt gun.
My arm is broken, so I needed atrained change If your arm is
broken.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I don't think you can .
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Well, it's been a month so I can't put pressure on
.
I can't do a push-up.
I used to blow 100 push-ups.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Oh yeah, he was the push-up king, but now.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
But now.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You wouldn't know, I'm a push-up king.
Anyway, my elbow hurts.
Don't judge me on that fuckingreason.
My elbow hurts, ok.
Next.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
So next is ask win.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Holy shit, so I spent , I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh, we got one more.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Hit it Hurry.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You have to hit it a lot.
What are things you should notadmit to a girl you just started
dating, even if it's true?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Let you have kids for one.
I think that's pretty.
That's too early, you know.
Until you get to really knowthem, then sure.
But if you're just trying tohook up or do something, why are
you going to tell me if kids inroom hold it?
Oh OK.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well, if it's hookup, that's different than dating.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I mean both.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I think not the first , yes, but definitely early on.
You can't lead them on untilit's like what, six months in
and be like OK.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, that's the only time let's hear what some
people say.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
See, this little boy behind me, it's mine.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
That's your kid, that's your step kid.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Hey Zaddy, don't talk about your sex life on a first
date please.
I don't want to know about yourlast orgy.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah.
Once had a guy tell me allabout his recent divorce and how
much he loves his ex-wife.
I'd say that's a don't on afirst date.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's definitely a don't, but I hear that more than
not.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I feel like this Not even just ex -wifes, but like
exes in general Exes yeah, yeah.
How you've taken multipleTinder dates to the same
restaurant as me.
How you love checking outgirls' asses.
How other girls are attractive,how my friends are hot All the
same guy, by the way.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Damn that guy's a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, that's someone who's trying to overcompensate
from being in the friend zone, Ifeel like, if me and you didn't
work out, none of us would beon Tinder.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I don't think I mean, I don't think I would.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, I definitely would not.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I'd be single forever .
No, me too.
You wouldn't shut up.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Please, you're so fucking annoying.
I'm not.
I don't know how to talk topeople.
I don't like people.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You're so stupid.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I'm not approachable, no.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Go on the next one for your soccer bitch guys.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Okay, go Never.
Ever tell her the last time youhad sex and who with,
especially if it was thismorning.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
I'm not like think.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
And I'm assuming these people are older, right
Like not older, but late 20s,mid 20s.
I mean, we don't know, youdon't use your fucking brain
Like you don't think.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I think it's, I know, even if you're like in your you
know early 20s.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I feel like in my early 20s I would not have had
this conversation.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
It's common sense.
Well, it's a different worldnow, Like that's a norm for the
younger 20s, that's a norm to belike.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Oh, I had sex this morning, yes.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
For those kids.
Yes, Imagine what our kids aregoing to be saying they're not
going to be talking English whenthey're trying to fucking date
a girl.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
That's going to be the idea.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Oh, no, oh no, is that going to be the idea?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I don't know.
We're going to communicate andlaugh, and yes, and laugh.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
You're so stupid.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Like why are you itching?
You're like making me itchy,but I have so many mosquito
bites from last night.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
My legs are itchy.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
So not to agree.
And last is hot cars.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh, that was it for those.
Yeah, what are some things youthink you shouldn't say?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
I think you most definitely should not talk about
a past relationship right away,especially if it was very
serious.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
I think all the above on all those you don't talk
about all that, or?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
even bodily functions For a guy to be like.
Oh man, I just took a huge dumpin that restaurant.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I think if the topic of sex came up, I'd definitely
roast myself and be like 30seconds top.
So that's what you have toworry about Keep them guessing.
Not guessing.
I'm spitting facts, but I'mhoping they take it as a joke,
and then no yeah, no, yeah,that's hard.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
OK, next is hot cars Gosh.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
A tenor banger.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Hit it with a different note.
Ok, the first one is pumpkinspices back.
We are approaching fall.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
We love all things fall.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Like we said, we love black and dead, so we love fall
.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Is this considered hot gauze?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
It is for me because Starbucks' new drink iced
pumpkin cream, chai tea latte.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
So I don't give a shit about Starbucks.
For some reason this lastcouple of months, that's all you
talk about the Starbucks.
I'm obsessed.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I've never loved it either.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I'm pissed, I don't care about.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Please, we've only got there like one we used to
hate.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Starbucks together.
And now that's one last thingwe can relate to OK.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Caramel Maki Otto.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I only get that when you go, I'm just like, yeah,
give me the.
Oh yeah, give me the CaramelCaramel, by the way, Caramel
Maki Otto OK that's going to bea topic on it.
I mean they're good, but I'mnot going to say let's go to
Starbucks.
I never say let's go toStarbucks, but last time you
said that we need to go toStarbucks.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
No, last time I was popping out of your head.
Can we drive?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
there.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But what do we do Not ?
We did not drive Last time.
We didn't go, actually, when Iwas putting my stuff away.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I was like I feel bad .
We didn't fucking go to fuckingStarbucks.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I thought we told me this morning.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I did so yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Oh, you're cute, but pumpkin spice is back.
That's good for all the basicbitches.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Now you can get it whenever you want.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
We love it.
A PSL man.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yes, sure, whenever that is.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Pumpkin spice latte, oh yes.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
OK, that means OK.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
And the next one is Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis.
They listed their house onAirbnb.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
I think that's weird.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Well, it's for I'm so I was trying to like research
the.
I saw it, but I'm trying toresearch the details.
It's for one night only, so Idon't know if it is just like
one night, like you have to justgrab that night, like how do
they pick who gets it?
But it's one night only.
It's their house in SantaBarbara, it's for up to four
people and it's free.
(41:26):
What?
Yeah, it was free.
I think so.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's a publicity stunt.
I think they're trying topromote some type of because
he's really big into likebusiness and startups and shit,
and I think he's probably tryingto be like it's the purge.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah, it's trying to hunt us all.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
I like it.
I don't agree with it.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I don't like rich people doing nice things for
people.
I'll trust it.
Yeah, you can't trust a richactor.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
But they're nice people, so yeah.
So they listed their house forone night only, for free, for up
to four people, santa Barbara.
It even says like they'll greetyou upon arrival and make sure
you have everything you need.
They even said like oh, please,let us know if you have dietary
restrictions, because you knowthey're going to have a private
shift in that bitch?
I don't know, I guess, what isit?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Let's sign up for it.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I think it already happened.
But that's why I was like I'mnot 100% sure, because I don't
know if it's like a month or,like it said, one night only.
So I don't know if it was likepick this one night, Everyone's
fighting over it.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I think that's it.
I don't know, I think they'relike let me see, they've been
out of the spotlight so long.
They're like that's who lovesus.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
It comes there at our place.
How fun though.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Who would you rent an Airbnb from?
Like who's the one person?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
John Fabru.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Oh yeah, we know, you don't Actually.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Robert Downey Jr.
He's so tight.
I love that guy.
I'd rent his spot.
If he met me there too, I'd belike dude.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
There's just like a.
There's a little story.
So he went through like a lotof shit.
Not only is he a good actor, hewent through a lot of shit and
he was addicted to drugs and myparents were like heroin addicts
for like I don't know eleven,thirteen years or something.
And when he was in prison, mymom wrote him a letter and she
(43:23):
didn't actually send it, but shewrote a letter that he was a
big reason for her to want tostop.
They came to church and stuffand that was like the main
reason.
But he was like a big reasontoo, because she really loved
him and I don't know why.
Every time I like think of him,I think of that and I'm like I
love that guy.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
It was like cathartic for her.
Yeah, it's helped her.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, he's the best, so I don't know it was weird,
but I would love to meet him andstay at his place.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
No, yeah, I've heard.
You know, you hear a lot ofstories about him, like getting
through his heart.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh yeah, who would you shia?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
and you take.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
can you stay in the room with me?
I'm cold, warm me up.
Oh no, you'd never come back.
I'd be in the friend zone.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
You get a taxi.
Hey brother, you're my bestie,oh no.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Oh man, fuck those guys.
Anyway, I have a funny one.
Are you done?
Yeah, okay, I want to playsomething.
So like this last couple ofyears I've started to travel a
little bit more and Briannacomes with me rarely one time.
But it's funny because we usedto both be afraid of planes and
(44:45):
well, as of recent, we're notreally yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
And we were afraid of planes, because our flight to
Boston was just supposed to beone flight, a little layover,
one flight, but we were on ourflight.
We were on the tarmac for maybeabout an hour and a half, two
hours two hours and we missedthat flight, so we missed our
adjoining flight.
We had to rebook, so we landedin what?
Phoenix.
Then we landed in Dallas.
(45:10):
Dallas, and then we had to flyall the way to.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Boston, so we took three flights.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, we took three flights.
We, what did you say?
We spent eight hours flying.
Yeah, instead of five orwhatever it was.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, what makes it worse is that my business
partner was two planes down.
He left 10 minutes after us andme and him were texting and
then you see his plane reversingand I took a picture because I
was going to send it to him andbe like you, asshole.
And then he took a video of usflying by and I wanted my blood
(45:42):
was boiling because we didn'tleave till two hours out and he
was supposed to get there atlike I don't know five and he
was supposed to get there like515, like 15 is behind us, and
he got there at five and we gotthere at 1030.
Oh my God, I was so pissed.
But anyway, it was funnybecause we used to hate flying.
Now we don't really care for it.
(46:02):
Yeah, you're okay, because we'vedone four flights in one day,
so and this story kind of wentviral recently that a plane left
from Atlantic City, I think, orAtlanta, and they had to turn
back two hours into their flightbecause someone had diarrhea
and they ran down the aisle andwith their diarrhea and shit
(46:24):
through the whole fucking plant.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Oh no, that's like a hazmat situation.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
And this is what the pilots.
This is what the pilots toldthe air control or the fucking
tower?
This is what they said Take itas it's just a biohazard.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Excuse me, I think a movie's had a pastor had
diarrhea all the way through theairplane so they wanted to come
back to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
So this is a biohazard, oh my God.
He had a passenger withdiarrhea and a guy exiting the
plane videotaped.
He was walking, videotaped, thewhole aisle Shit oh yeah, how
do you?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
you can't walk past it.
I think it was a bigger plane.
It had two aisles, I think soyeah, so they were walking on
the side of those planes.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, they were flying to London or Australia or
something, so it was a bigplane from Atlanta yeah.
And those have two aisles.
So they were walking down theclean aisle and he was filming
the shit aisle.
It was fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
So someone had too much fun in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
I would prefer shit over turbulence Any day, I think
.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
I wouldn't give a shit.
I think you're going to sailfor vomit.
No, that person gave a shit.
They gave a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Wait, let me see like a find out what's he.
And he said real quick.
They said, unfortunately foreveryone involved, this poor
bastard's runs.
Beat him to the run way ohthat's stupid.
That right is a fucking idiot.
The runs beat him to the runway.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
He was the runway, oh no.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Anyway, I thought that was fucking hilarious.
How do you think?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Do you think the?
The pilot said that was likeMayday, mayday, we've got diary
on the tarmac and then likeended it and I was like I'm
going like not embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
People were like laughing because he said
biohazard.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
It is a biohazard Like you don't know what's in
that poop.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
You don't think of shit and think.
You think of like I don't know,fucking biohazard.
You think of chemicals or likeyeah, like a hazmat suit so
people were like, by the way, hecalled it a biohazard.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Like it is, I guess, but it was fucking hilarious.
That's fun.
I guess that's all we had forhot gosh.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
It wasn't really gossipy but yeah, yeah, we thank
everyone for tuning in.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
It's been a while.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah, we'll try to be back every week.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Try I have to put try in there, but yeah, if you want
to text us or call us, we stillhave our skeletons in the
closet.
We'll have one in a few youknow episodes.
Our phone number is562-457-0613.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, so skeletons in the closet.
If you're listening, for thefirst time is you call in and
you could leave a message ofsomething you want to get off
your chest or secret and thenyou could say you know you can
text us, talk shit about yourkids which I hope we get more of
because it's just funny.
But you could say anything andwe'll play it on air and we'll
(49:17):
laugh with you and try to giveyou advice if it's more serious.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
But yeah, if you don't want anyone to hear your
voice, just text.
Yeah we'll read it.
No one will know anything like.
We don't even like the numbers,we don't even look up or
anything.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, we just, you know yeah, but we appreciate you
guys listening.
Our download count is slowlyrising and then when we stop it
dips and then rises again.
But we appreciate everyone wholistens.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
It's like Truly, that stays with us.
We still get people who liketalk to us and say things about
the podcast.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, it's been a journey, but eventually we want
to get guests and shit and, yeah, talk about different things,
but we appreciate you guys, sowe'll catch you on the flip flop
later.
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