September 26, 2023 • 45 mins
Ding! Dong! Ever tried to potty train a toddler while navigating the aisles of Target? We've been there, and this week, we're sharing some of our funniest and most chaotic tales of parenthood. From the challenge of potty training to the unexpected joy of making new friends on our parenting journey, our stories are packed with laughter, surprises, and a whole lot of love. We even share our memorable experience at a wild Chuck E Cheese birthday party and a family trip to Brewery X - because parenting is not just about the messy moments, but also about the wonderful friendships and celebrations.
Have you ever been hooked by an online stranger, only to discover they weren't who they claimed to be? We go deep into the murky world of 'catfishing' and why it's become a modern social concern. Starting from the intriguing origin of the term to sharing real-life experiences from our listeners, we uncover the motivations and warning signs behind this deceptive practice. And while we're on the topic of deception, we also get candid about the types of people that really grind our gears. From conversation interrupters to chronic one-uppers, we hold nothing back in this lively discussion about our biggest pet peeves.
If you're a fan of celebrity gossip, we've got you covered with the latest on Hollywood breakups, including Danny Masterson's divorce and the Love is Blind couple who didn’t make it. We then shift to a lighter note with our anonymous advice segment, where we dish out some wisdom while navigating tricky conversations. So, whether you're a frazzled parent, a cautious online dater, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, we invite you to join us for an hour filled with real talk, hearty laughs, and plenty of relatable content.
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Welcome back to All Tricks.
We are the number onerelationship parenting.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Everything podcast that comes out once every two
months.
We're totally in that category.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'll take a little bit of blame.
I've been a little lazy, alittle bit of drunk.
What else We've been busy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Like we always are.
It's not working.
It's not cutting it anymore.
We're all busy.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's not an excuse.
But yeah, we're here to giveyou a nice juicy episode.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, juicy, we're glad to be back, though.
So let's catch up on what we'vebeen going through.
I know last time, you know, wehad a lot of new things going on
, and now we're continuing.
So our first thing that we'vebeen doing, which has been
taking up a lot of our timepotty training.
We're potty training Nucky.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, and it's been rough.
I think I've been more hands onwith this one, which is barely
You've been pinky on.
I've been hand on.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You've been pinky on.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I mean, I don't know I don't want to say something
too crazy, but the moms do itright.
The moms are better at it thanI think, the dads.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I mean, the moms are better on it, but because we
have to be, because you don'tattempt.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I've been helping.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My favorite, though, is when we were potty training.
We were at someone's, we weretalking to someone, and you said
like, oh, you've been morestrict this time potty training,
with like the schedules and thealarms and everything.
And I was like, no, no, I didthe same thing for the other two
.
I do not remember you settingminutes five minutes intervals
of timing and putting it on theyeah 15 minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
And then it stopped after the first couple of days.
But, he, because he's good atsaying potty, now it's just poop
.
He's good at telling us andthen, bring on, I was like, okay
, I'm going to go to the market,just sit him on the toilet.
And I was like, yeah, we tellyou, tells me.
And then all I hear was crying.
And then I look and then a bigpee puddle on the floor and I
was fucking pissed.
God see, fucking guy did yeah,but he's good Shit, he's not
(02:37):
that good.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We're working on a couple of times he did in the
toilet.
My favorite thing, though, isthat we'll sit him on the toilet
and he'll say I'm not working.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
He says not working.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sit down for 10 seconds atleast before you let it work.
Yeah, he doesn't want to sit onthe toilet, he wants to be free
.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I kind of have like a little bone to pick with target
because it was me and him.
We were walking through target.
I mean I love target but wewere walking through and he I
had my car because I was buyingstuff for birthday parties and
stuff and he said mommy go potty.
And I was like oh no, I was inthe back of target and I had to
sprint.
I had to sprint through targetpushing the cart with a baby
(03:20):
saying mommy go potty, mommy,mommy do potty.
Because he says do potty, mommydo potty, mommy do potty.
Mommy do potty, mommy do pottyand I'm like, okay, okay.
So I feel like target maybeshould have toilets in the back,
not just in the front, becausewe had to run to the front park,
our cart walk up there.
They should have toilets in theback.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, that's not a bad suggestion.
I don't think just for target,I think for every big department
store it's always like onerestroom somewhere, and either
in the front or the backlocation.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, and it's not just if your potty training is
just in general.
Like you know, you got to gopotty.
You have to use the bathroom,excuse me sir, Where's the potty
?
What does my uncle say?
Go pee pee.
He says go pee pee.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And I said we were someone.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I said I don't think you should be saying that.
And he was like, what do youmean?
And my aunt was next to us andshe said, yeah, there's kids
around.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And kids didn't say pee, pee.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, strange, but I guess, yeah, but so I feel like
target should have at least twobathrooms.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's a good idea, for sure.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So that was our, you know our little potty training
moment.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We're still.
We're still in the process ofpotty training.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We are.
We're working it out with alittle baby underwear, but our
next one is bubby's birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Was wild.
Chuck E cheese wild.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
And a metronic wild.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It was wild on the old visa debit card as well.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
A baby rave who?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
knew who knew Chuck E cheese was so expensive.
Okay, we did have kind of a lotof people this time, because we
are surprisingly making newfriends and we're actually
hanging out with new people,which is very interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, surprising, but the people we've met have been
super cool.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So cool and who thought there were cool people?
Other than us, other than likeour circle, you know, because
we're just so used to our owncircle going to the same spots
in Whittier.
Yeah, burrito track, uptown,2067, 40 the same spots, but
(05:35):
living where we are now, we'resport parents, so we meet other
people and we've developed somerelationships and it's cool.
We've invited them to Chuck Echeese men in people's houses
and it's kind of like damn, thisis who I wouldn't have thought
in a million years we'd be behere having friends, you know we
went to a brewery today,brewery X, and I know how one of
(05:58):
our friends came down withtheir kids and their friends
with our kids and it was fun, itwas a good time yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And I was just talking to my friends who were
there and I was like this iswhere we are now.
Like we, not that like we,actually they're really cool,
everyone we've met have beensuper cool.
But we're in our point in lifewhere we're like, okay, our
friends are, our babies arefriends with these, these kids,
and you know we, you know wecan't just be like no, no, no,
no.
I think, luckily, luckily,they're cool people.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, they're very cool.
I think that's a tip in generalis people always say, oh, I
want new friends, or you hearthat right, yeah, it's good to
put yourself out there.
When people say, put yourselfout there, do something like
take a fucking college class orbe closed off.
Yeah, go do an activity whereother people are at and maybe
(06:49):
you'll meet some new friends.
And it's weird to even saybecause we wouldn't.
I don't know.
I was, my relationshiprelationship was, my book was
closed and now it's a flurishing.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh, we've got that cool and you're writing in the
book it's fucking crazy, butit's good.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I mean, put yourself out there to make friends and
you'll meet some good people.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
But if you plan a Chuck E G Party and there's more
than like take out alone, ifthere's like we did have quite a
lot of people, we had like what40 people.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
A lot of people which before we've had like less than
10.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, we had her birthday party there a couple
years ago, right?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, it was champs birthday party.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And we had like six people there but we rented the
whole table and we're like, oh,this is crazy.
And now, a couple years, laterwe needed to.
We needed too long.
There was like 40 people.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It was fucking but it was it came up to like $800 a
Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Are you serious?
Actually, more 801.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Chuck E is thriving.
That's why he's not ananimatronic anymore.
That's why he's all skinny JeanDowell.
That's fucking got a wardrobeupdate Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It was expensive, but we had a lot of people and
those salads were like sevenbucks before and now they're
like 1413 bucks.
You're one person and I boughtlike 18 of them probably.
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
God Okay.
But it's a cheat talking.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Anyway, it was fun, it was a good time it was fun,
and so can we.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Cheers to that.
Let's cheers to new friends.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No new friends, yes, new friends.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, cool new friends Cheers.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Cheers, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That was cute.
But ice is baby crispy Anywayso our next thing is we are
soccer parents once again, andthat is why we have this little
ball right in front of us.
If you can't see us, there's alittle white soccer ball.
Why is that?
Because champ, his second game,got the game ball, the hat
(09:07):
trick banger.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He scored three goals that game.
I couldn't be more proud.
I was so stoked.
Side note you're a pretty hotsoccer mom.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You're a bad.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Um, anyway, I always I'm hard on champ when we
practice or during the game.
I'm kind of yelling andeveryone's like damn, are you
the coach?
And I'm like no, I'm just afucking grumpy parent.
Um, but we practice once thisweek, just me and him.
I'm not trying to take thecredit, you know, but oh God,
here we go.
I was working with him and kidsthat age when the balls were
(09:42):
going around.
They're, they're swarming itright Like flies on shit, but
I'm like, dude, just stay on theoutside.
The ball will come to you everytime, I promise you, and I just
practice with them doing thatand it happened.
The first goal was a freakingbeauty slam that ball to the
back of the net.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It was incredible Um but he was with his left.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
He did no the second one was with his left and then,
yeah, so he scored three goalsand the coach was like all right
parents.
And I kind of walked over thereand he was like I have a, I
have this game ball.
It's just someone who workedreally hard today.
They shot what they're left andright foot.
I said, damn, is this champ?
(10:24):
I was like let me get my phone.
And by the time I got my phoneout, he was kind of done with
this speech and he says gameball champ.
And I was just like, oh my God,I didn't have my phone.
I almost told him to do itagain.
But, uh, champ has been likesuper pumped.
He's worked really hard andwe're stoked for him.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, he's always worked very hard.
He's, he's got a passion for itand he's, you know he tries his
hardest.
We said that about baseball too, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Whatever he does.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
He tries his hardest, so I think it was.
It was like a little you know,push for him and he's like yeah,
I can do this, I got this.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I'm like see the way it feels due to score goals.
Now, you know how it feels tojust do it every time.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I do have to say, though, too, we um, we came from
.
We woke up super early becausewe had to go to a birthday party
in Newport beach.
Oh my God, and they played theyplayed in the sand at the beach
for, like I don't know, four orfive hours, and then we drove
back.
He took maybe like a 45 minutenap and then went straight to
his game.
It was two minutes late, yeah,so he, he was a trooper and he
(11:22):
still got the game ball andtried his hardest.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Most the second half.
He wanted to play defensebecause he was like so tired.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
He was staying out in the back.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He was staying in the back and I was like, oh, that's
fine I guess, but it's been funAnyway, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
So our topic for today is I was trying to play a
fish.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh my God, no way Goop.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Goop, goop, goop Jesus.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Christ.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Catfish.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Catfish baby Catfish.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Not the.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
TV show.
But actually I mean, the TVshow made it fucking popular.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That was real.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Love the TV show.
Actually, the TV show made thatterm.
I think yeah, they did.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
So this was actually an idea from and I have to get
credit to her Twiggy.
Twiggy tattoos Twiggy tattoos Iwas getting tattooed by her and
we're just talking about datinglife and everything and she
told me that she got catfished.
She did.
She did recently, yeah, prettyrecently, yeah what she was on
(12:27):
an app and she got catfished bysomeone and she was like man.
It sucks, it's hard.
We want to have her as a guest,so I don't want to give her
story 100% away, but she wascatfished and so she was like
man.
You guys got to talk about it.
So this episode is thanks toTwiggy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Thanks, Twiggy.
Thank you, Twiggy.
Hit her up.
What are you?
What are you?
California?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay, so the definition of a catfish is a
fish with a flat head and longhairs around its mouth that
lives in river lakes.
That's so good.
This is kidding.
It's a person who pretends tobe someone else online.
(13:13):
A catfish uses fake photos andsometimes a false persona to
find friends or romanticpartners on the internet.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, so what does catfish mean?
Why do they call it that?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh, I have that, but we have polls.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
So our polls were do you know what catfishing is?
I better be 100%.
You I mean almost 92% said I'veseen all 1000 episodes of the
show which it's a lot ofepisodes, but it's good.
8% said no, is that a newTikTok dance?
Um?
The next one was have you beencatfished or catfished someone?
(13:53):
And 15% said yes, I've done myshare of fishing, so they've
either catfished someone or beencatfished.
That sucks.
85% said no, no fishing for me.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And then we asked for any catfishing stories.
No one had any.
But we did have we did havesomeone answer say none, but I'm
definitely obsessed with theshow, which I am too.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Like I don't know, maybe a couple of years ago the
show was kind of like cheesy andfor some reasons, since you've
been watching it lately, likeI've been doing research, I uh,
a couple nights ago I was likelet's watch catfish and then
like watching it, I was like whythe fuck did I say this to
watch this.
It was good still, but I waslike I'm not going to lie,
(14:42):
cammie's a little pretty.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
A little pretty, she's so pretty.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
She's kind of a babe.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
She's so pretty Even everyone that when they see you
they're like you're pretty,she's so pretty, what about Neve
.
Oh, I love me.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Is he pretty?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
No, I mean I just love Neve.
I love Neve because he's alwaysthere for the people that are
being catfish, like he stands upfor them.
And you know, max, I that's whatthat was my favorite thing
about Max that he always therewas one where it was like an 18
year old girl and it was likethis 40 something girl, the man,
and he was like you're whateveryone you know doesn't want,
(15:19):
like he was like you're whateveryone thinks of a catfish and
he, like was just laying intothis guy about this poor little
girl who was catfish from and hewas like he takes care of them,
like they, they take care ofthem, their feelings, like so
that's what I love.
But I was really jealous causemy friend Becca was in the
Hamptons and.
I was like did you see anyonefamous?
And she was like oh yeah, I sawNeve and I went, oh, my God,
(15:43):
you saw me.
Did you see his chest hair?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I said there's a trademark, new trademark.
It is pretty nice.
They might hit on it.
You want to like comb yourfingers through it.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, okay, so where does the name come from?
In the documentary, one of thecharacters explains how, when
cod is transported from Alaskato China, the meat becomes
tasteless by the time it reachesits destination.
To keep the cod active andagile, fisherman put live
catfish in the tanks.
So he he's quoted as saying andthere are those people who
(16:22):
catfish in life and they keepyou on your toes, they keep you
guessing, so they get that.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I remember that creepy old dude, it was the.
It was the, the wife's husband,the wife who liked Neve,
everything.
It was her husband that saidthat.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Wait, she had a husband, right yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, but he was like that's the smartest thing you
said.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, I remember they like took him out back in time.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that Shit.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
That's crazy, yeah.
So why do people catfish?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Because they're fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I mean no, but there are a handful of what.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, I will All right damn caramel.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
They're not all crazy People have different reasons.
Okay, so there's a handful ofreasons, but it can be a scam
people just trying to get money,or it could be a means of
entertainment, unfortunately, orthings like blackmail, or it
could just be they wantcompanionship or to find someone
to date.
You know they might be a littleinsecure about dating, so
(17:21):
that's their way of doing it.
Okay, so that's why peoplecatfish.
Here are some signs someone maybe catfishing.
So if you're on your apps, lookup at it.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I know all the signs just from the show probably Okay
.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
well then do tell us please.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I think if you talk on the phone a lot and not want
to FaceTime, is one.
Not FaceTiming is that one?
Okay, not meeting up is one.
Coming up with a bunch ofexcuses Like making excuses all
the time.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, there could be one.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Let's see what else Saying you don't have social
media, everyone has fuckingsocial media.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's kind of one.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Kind of one saying you don't have a last name.
Do you like my only MacLeven?
I'm just kidding, I mean thatone up.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I have a first name only I'm Sid I refer to me as
Prince.
I'm Prince, I'm Prince, okay sosome signs they don't have many
followers or friends on socialmedia.
That's a big one.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Wait a couple.
Okay, I have a buddy, oh, it'sa buddy, and he would always be
like hey Foo, look at this girl,she wants to meet up and I look
at it instantly.
I know it's a fake ass, Foo,and it's a catfish.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's a faff.
We'll make it a new thing afaff of fake ass Foo.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
A faff.
She's a faff.
She has like two followers, shefollows like 5,000 people and
her pictures are fake as fuck.
They're like.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
What does that mean, though?
What are fake pictures to guys?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It's of the same girl but they're just like Altered.
They don't seem like a normalpicture that people post.
It seems like out of a magazineor something like one of those
photo.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's like a picture of Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's like they post professional pictures, I mean so
you could tell it's fake.
You're like dude, this person'snot real at all.
And I told him and thishappened to this guy two times,
and the last time he's like I'mgonna meet up with her.
And I said, all right, dude,let me know how it goes.
I was like let me know if youget robbed or if it's real.
And then I met up with him andhe's like ah, I didn't meet up
with her and I was like duh,she's fucking false bro.
(19:57):
She probably asked you formoney, he said.
She did Like oh, I'm trying toget my.
I need to pay my cell phone.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I need to get to you.
Can you pay for me to get toyou?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It was like he's like , okay, pay, and then hit me up
later.
But I'm like he's oblivious,I'm like, dude, don't be an
idiot.
But yeah, I have to say that.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Fucking guy.
Okay.
And the next one is they don'twant to FaceTime or video chat.
The next one is their camerasare often quote unquote broken
or not working.
That is a good one and I justsaw them where they were.
Like I have a flip phone.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh, no, so I can't?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I mean some people might have a flip phone.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That shit would work in 2007, 2008.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
They're very uncommon , so you know that might be a
red flag.
They're very uncommon.
They don't want to meet inperson and their story seems
fishy or too good to be true,like if it's just we've seen a
lot where their models, or therewas that one where that guy
thought he was talking to KatyPerry.
(21:01):
Remember he thought he waslying.
We watched it together.
He thought he was talking toKaty Perry for like eight plus
years.
Something like a long amount oftime and he even, like, had his
grandma's stone put in a ringfor her and they even went and
did cat fit, like they caught upto the person who was cat
fishing him and a few weekslater you know how they do the
(21:23):
catch up and she was, like he'sstill messaging me saying like
hey, katy, like I know it's okay, you can admit now it's you
like, so he's probably a little.
I don't know, I don't know, buthe still thought it was her
Jesus.
Yeah, actually, my favorite one, I wanna hear my favorite one.
I've been told, twiggy, it wasthis guy and he was like hey,
(21:43):
I've been talking to this girlsince I, you know, since the
MySpace days.
He was like since we were 13.
And she sent me like all thesemessages and they were like have
she sent you pictures of her?
He was like, yeah, I havepictures of her, I have nudes of
her.
Like I have everything.
Like it's her, it's gotta beher.
Come to find out.
The actual girl messages himand says, hey, so it's not me.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
That has to suck.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I need to meet with you.
So they all met together onZoom.
This was like during the timeof COVID, and the mom comes on
and her, and it turns out themom has been messaging guys, not
just him, multiple guys.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I think that may have remembered that one.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
And they were like wait, but how were you sending
nudes with your face andeverything?
And the mom was going throughthe daughter's phone.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I fucking remember that.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
The mom was going through the daughter's phone
getting her own nudes that shewas taking of herself.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I remember this one.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And sending them to guys via, like she's Xbox and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Dude, that is crazy, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I think if it were aired now she'd have charges
pressed against her.
That's fucking weird.
Oh shit, I would.
That's fucking crazy rememberthat one.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
That's crazy your own daughter.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I wish the episodes were as crazy as that one, cause
lately they've been kind ofcheesy, you know, like there's
just people who just want to getairtime, so they call in and
they're all working together andshit, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That one was good.
That was my favorite one.
I mean not favorite, sorryhappened.
The last sign is they ask formoney.
So you know, if someone asksfor money in any sort of
circumstance, then it's.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Strange?
Yeah, it's not.
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's not it.
So if you suspect someone iscatfishing, here's just a few
little hints.
Give me, I feel, a little hintsof what to do.
Don't click on any links.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
No, don't ever yeah trust your gut.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Don't talk to them, block them.
You don't even have to sayanything to them, just you know
Blocked, just say bye, he, he.
If you need actual proof, Ieven found this website and I
think it's what they use oncatfish.
It's called social catfish andyou can verify a person's
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identity on that.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Damn.
So if you need to check someone, Go to social catfish, or you
could even just google.
You know, be, be smart and knowthat you're not getting for it.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, what do they do ?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
image, image like google image.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, do that too.
Um, you could report them ifyour financial information is
compromised.
Oh, no you gotta, you know, goto the bank, do we gotta do
immediately go to the poll?
Each yeah and our the last oneis never send money ever ever,
ever, ever.
Even if they're like, hey, Ineed five bucks, I just gotta
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get to the corner.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, they'll fucking hack into your holy count, yeah
yeah, for sure, just no one.
Nobody.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Okay, now it's time for Ask man that was a pretty
quick topic, was it?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, it's, but the thing about catfishing is that
it's like straight to the point,like be smart on who you talk
to on the line.
Google movie reference wasn'tthat?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I feel like paul rodd said that, or something.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Vince Vaughn said that.
Oh, on the line.
Yeah, just be careful who youtalk to online if they don't
have, like a good paper trail orwhatever, you can't find them
or they don't want to talkHistory.
Anything that should be a redflag, but the money thing too,
and some people are fucking dumband they send it.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I mean, they're not dumb, they're just hopeful
they're hopeful, nice people whohave a big heart sometimes
there's people who want to helppeople you know that's
definitely a more positiveoutlook from my side.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I know, don't just judge.
Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Okay so be careful.
Yes, just watch out foryourself.
You know it's hard on thoseapps.
Yeah, so keep one eye openalways.
Next is art.
Where are you gonna sing withme, ask man?
Oh god, I wish you didn't singwith me then, geez.
Anyways what are some type ofpeople you can't stand Whites.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Our kids have parents , our kids friends.
Parents are white.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm just joking around my neighbors, my
neighbors.
That's why I said that, becausethey're fucking racist.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Oh yeah, well, they do suck.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
They suck horribly bad.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Um adults who make their birthday your problem.
Um people who are rude to whitestaff your grandpa okay, you're
kidding okay, okay, okay.
I want to give them sorry typeof person that always has to be
the center of attention.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Mm-hmm Becca.
I'm gonna sing you I don't likebeing the center of attention.
I do not like that.
I do, you do.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Win.
Win, win you win, that's,that's it, win, win win, win,
when, when.
People that rudely interruptsomeone speaking to tell their
story, and especially those thatdon't even acknowledge that
they interrupted someone.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, I have a problem of interrupting, and
it's like even in generalconversation, when, like, people
are telling me something, Ilike just say, oh yeah, and I
sometimes I'm like, fuck, Idon't let people talk.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Okay, but see, the fact that you notice that that
means you're like not becauseI've had that too, where I've
had a friend like telling metheir issues and I've been like
you try to sympathize with them.
Sure, and I've been like, ohyeah, because you know I've had
this too up, so and so did thislike blah blah blah, and so
you're just trying to, like youknow, sympathize with them.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, I'm starting to pick up on it more and I like,
after like a couple times, I'mjust like, okay, I'm not gonna
say shit, let me just hear theirwhole side and then then I'll,
I'll talk.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Cute.
Look at you learning, oh my godKnow what else.
Who's insult and to writeanything outside their circle?
Mm-hmm, give me People who tryto make other people look bad to
make themselves look good.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I hate that shit.
Yeah, that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
But also like why do you need to put people down?
You don't need to put anyonedown, people who can dish it out
but can't take it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
What?
Why are you looking at me likethat?
That's not me.
I can dish it out.
Oh please, I can't take it.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh, shelly Shelly.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I can't take it.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
You can't, because you will say if there's
something about like a girl or aguy, like you'll say something
about a girl.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Or anything like anything, just talk shit about
random girls, and then if I saysomething that's like to the
same extent, you'll be like oh,what do you?
What would just happen?
Where you said something and Isaid the complete, like the male
version, you were like well,that's different, that's not
fair, that's that's different,that's complete opposite.
And it wasn't, it was just themale version of what you said.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Well, say what it is, so you're not making sense.
Say what it is, I don'tremember.
Yeah all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh, I'll come back I'll let you know, right think
about it, I know yeah, I'll chewon it some more.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Let me hear it.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I want to know, so I can tell you People who take a
very long time to say not verymuch.
Oh, what do you mean?
I don't know.
I don't like that one.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I don't even understand what that one is.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
People who take a very long time to say not very
much.
Like they take a.
Very like they're talking,talking, talking, talking, but
you don't really get anythingout of like what they've said.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Hmm, that was a little too.
I don't like that one Too outthere.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I don't agree with that one.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, get out of here .
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Last one, constant one uppers.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Like trying to be better than what you are.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah yeah, I feel like someone who's always like
well, oh, you did that, okay,but I did.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, I don't like that either.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, so what about you?
What's?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
the question.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
The question is what are some type of people you
can't stand?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I'm not a big fan of people who try to please
everybody, and I know a coupleof those people who are?
Trying to be friends witheverybody and I fucking it dude
it makes my blood boil like Idon't know why.
That's always been kind of likea pet peeve of mine okay, I'm a
little bit of a people, pleaseryou were not.
(31:05):
You know, you're not me.
You talk shit about everybodytogether.
What are you?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
talking about.
No, I'm a little bit of apeople pleaser in the fact that
I don't want to hurt anyone'sfeelings.
I want to help everyone likeokay but I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'm just saying people who want to be friends
with everybody and try toinclude people you probably
shouldn't include in certainthings.
But yeah, that's.
I think that's one of my mainones.
I can't stand people like that.
I can't stand complainerseither.
I complain, you know everyonecomplains, but I can't stand
people who complain aboutsituations they're in tesh you
(31:39):
have a potty, okay, goodwingalas body training there it
is.
There another thing I can'tstand people who complain about
the situation they're in likethey swear their life is like
the hardest life ever.
I don't know, yeah it justgrinds my gears Just because,
(32:03):
like I don't know, I think Iwork pretty hard to get where I
am and I've gotten everythingI've ever wanted and I think
everyone could do it Like it's.
And I'm not like the preachytype.
I'm like chase your dreams andyou know those fucking
influencers like these guys whodon't know shit about building
businesses and they talk aboutbuilding businesses.
You could get yourself out ofany situation and people always
(32:25):
complain like I'm living withthese people or I'm like I can't
do this or that I can't get outof my situation.
I'm in it's like you could, andthat pisses me off.
When people blasted on socialmedia, that pisses me off.
I just don't like it.
It's kind of irritating, okay,but yeah, I don't like anybody
(32:46):
really.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I can keep going.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I thought it was short and then I was just after
talking.
I'm like okay.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I don't like this one .
I don't like this one.
I don't like this one.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, um yeah, do you have any?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I don't like mean people rude, rude to staff, like
I really like I can't ifsomeone's just working their job
and you're, I mean there aretimes where the kitchen's backed
up like you know stuff likethat Like they can't help it but
they still have to apologize toyou for someone else, like sure
there's no need.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
You know mean people.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I just, yeah, I just don't like mean people.
Yeah, what else People who Idon't like?
You know what I don't like?
I don't like a little, a littlesmall cars or a motorcycle
where they park in the spot andyou're like yes, it's a spot.
And then you go and you go toparking in a spot that's I can't
stand you.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
You're halfway turning in everything.
Yeah, like fucking after aversion.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You're like great, I gotta go from from D to R.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And everyone's looking at you.
Oh no, you got a maneuver Stayat the end.
Why do you gotta pull?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
all the way up to the fucking front of the parking
spot, exactly, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, so I like that one.
Just don't be mean.
That's it.
That's it, nice, okay.
So now we're moving on to hotcars.
Oh, oh my, I heard some vibratoon that.
Vibrato, vibrato.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Vibrato.
I had to make up for the.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I know you couldn't get with me on that.
So Danny Masterson's wife hasfiled for divorce.
What?
That's what I didn't want totell you.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Damn After he got his 30 year sentence?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I don't know anything about yeah we don't know a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I don't know anything .
I just know I did hear thatthere was a Trial before and
that it was kind of like I Don'tknow if it went in his favor,
but it was like over with.
And then it came back again aRetrial, and I don't know why.
I don't know why or what ifthere's new evidence or whatever
, but if it's true, whathappened?
(34:57):
That fucking sucks.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
There's a lot of things that his have been said
like been put out there, aboutwhat type of person he is, the
things that happened and out.
Honestly, I didn't.
I didn't know this until Istarted looking into what when I
saw this.
His wife is Bijou Phillips.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I don't know that is.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Her sister is Mackenzie Phillips.
Mackenzie Phillips.
She was in so weird and she wasthe mom and so weird.
She was groomed by her dad herown dad.
She had an incestuousrelationship with her dad, oh,
jesus Christ yeah so there'slike a lot, a lot to unpack
there or whatever.
But, um, so that's, that's hiswife, his, but when Mackenzie
(35:43):
Phillips, because she came outwith a book.
When she came out with all that, the family turned their back
on her and said it was basicallyher fault.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
What yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
so there's a lot going on there, but let's suck.
His wife, who was the sister ofMackenzie Phillips, has filed
for divorce since he got his 30year Sentence dang.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's fucking a lot.
What's going on with all thesefucking old-ass rape cases
coming?
What's his name?
Just got a alleged accused ARussell brand.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know anything aboutthat and he's like very open
about it, addressed it rightaway, which I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I mean there's both sides.
So I think that was a sexaddict.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So he's been very honest and he said he put it all
in his books.
He said, obviously he's gonnasay it was consensual.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Everything he's gonna say, whatever he seems like a
good guy seems.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Seems, I don't think guys, that's a thing like.
I don't think guys like that.
I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm saying guys Like that and
the shows they were on and themovies they were in like what
Guys.
Like what a funny guy finish afunny guy, famous superfame, who
could get any girl they want.
(36:59):
It's crazy that I don't knowall of it's not weird.
20 years later, people arecoming out and saying all this
stuff.
I don't think it's just strange.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
I don't think the time frame matters.
What I 100% no because evenwith Danny Masterson, these
women, when it happened theycame out, they came out to the
police, they tried to report it.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay, that's different, but it was silenced,
it was okay, so you don't know Ido.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I'm saying the Russell brand thing.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
You know all of it Okay, but they're saying all
this shit and there's no chargespressed against him.
So I'm just saying it's crazyhow all these famous people are
getting.
I know some of them probablydid it.
You know some have beenconvicted, but I Don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Just I'm not being convicted.
It doesn't mean it hasn'thappened.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
That's not fair to like hold it against someone
that okay, but it doesn't meanit has happened, so he's
innocent until proven guilty.
That's all I gotta say aboutthat, what I want to talk to you
anymore.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Hey the next one.
Is you ready?
Yeah, jackie, and Josh broke up.
You broke up.
I mean, I'm sorry for laughing.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Jackie and Josh.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I'm not sorry for laughing from love is blind love
is blind with his.
She called him his broccoliears.
Remember his broccoli ears.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
She, this girl if you haven't seen.
Love is like Marshall.
Oh no, that was a cute guy oh.
Like the sweetheart guy who Iknew he was gonna get fucking
dumped, which is I mean no shadeto him, but it's the girl he
was with isn't looking for likea sweet, romantic guy.
(38:45):
She was looking for an asshole,cuz she was an asshole and she
was.
She was a piece of shit, but shechose this, ended up breaking
up with him to get with thisother guy that she didn't pick
that she met in the pods andDuring like the episodes and the
reunion that they showed them,it looked like they were into
each other, but the re youactually the reunion- remember
(39:05):
he pressured her.
No, and the reunion?
It looked like he was irritatedby her every second drunk no,
and I just drunk, but I'm goodat reading, please, and I'm like
dude.
This isn't gonna last.
This guy is just like Takingjabs at her, but not even like
(39:26):
funny jabs you know, yes, evenwhen they moved in together
Always, constantly irritated byher and I'm like dude.
This guy doesn't like her.
He's used to his lifestyle.
What you're Gripping you.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Do you remember what he said if you act right, this
is all yours.
That's what he would tell herif you act right, this is yours.
If you do this, this is yours.
Like, remember they were inlike the, the apartment, no,
yeah and also in the Ferriswheel in Seattle.
He was like, if you act right,this is all yours.
A jerk, he ain't giving a shit.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
He's giving her fucking uber to her parent house
or something after they breakup.
Get out of here, dude.
Listen, I'll say this I don'tcare.
I was hoping they'd break upbecause she's a fucking asshole,
she sucks and he.
I started to like him cuzDuring the taping and stuff it
did look like he was super drunkall the time and kind of being
(40:24):
someone.
He wasn't, but the reunion andthe other stuff he seemed like.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
He seemed more nice, kind of no, remember the girl
where she was, like the girlthat he proposed to, and yeah,
she was like.
I want to talk to him.
Like bring it.
She even told Jackie, like,bring him over, I'll talk to him
.
She was like I can't, I can'thold people, the people who
comment on my stuff, accountablefor what they say.
Like she was like that's not myfault.
He's like you're a clout chaser.
You're a clout chaser and she'slike what are you even saying?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, whatever, yeah, I don't know he sucks, so
they're broken up.
Oh, but what did she say Hold?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
on.
Do you think love was blind forthem?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Love was blind for them.
Do you think, like theirpersonalities Compared to who,
once they saw each other, likeattraction, like physical
attraction versus Emotional?
Mm-hmm, I have to spell it outfor you.
Do you think when they did notsee each other, when they did
(41:25):
not know what each other saw,what, what they look like,
uh-huh, do you think they meshed?
Yeah, versus once she saw him,saw who he was, because she
chose Marshall in the beginning.
Yeah and then, once she saw himversus, she saw Marshall.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I just think that she liked him more than he liked
her and it ended up breaking up.
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
He was rude to her, and even she said, because she
announced it on her life, andthis is a quote from her I'm
still sick about it.
Loki, I love that man.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, she was in love with this dude.
You could tell she was allright.
Yes, because who would put upwith that?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
No one would put up with her ass either.
I know she's.
Oh, I'm so sick of her stupidhair flipping like she's gross.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Oh please, I don't mean like the way she looks, but
I mean, though, I mean her hairwas nice, cool, all guys like
wavy hair, but Other than thatshe was nasty.
She was a nasty bitch, whoops.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yikes good luck to Whoever Poked up with her next,
give me psycho ass food.
I know well, marshall.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
We hope you're happy when he is yeah, he is a new
girlfriend.
Good for them, yeah and that'sit.
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
He needed a moment to process that.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh my god, catfish.
Yeah, that was a interestingtopic.
Yeah it was quick, straight tothe point.
Dive in I think what to get outof this episode is.
Don't be an idiot.
Read the signs, trust your gut.
Try not to online date.
I think that's the only thing.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Oh, I think that's hard to say, because online
dating is like the thing rightnow, like we're old.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I think it'll always be the thing we're old, I guess
I guess growing up member.
We would hear e harmony and seethe commercials and it's like
the fuck is doing?
That's some weirdo.
And now it's like the norm,like that's normal.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Well, how many different apps are there now?
There's like a lot and youruncle.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Your uncle married someone.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
For me, yeah, he did yeah, and they're still married.
Their daughter just turned 21today 21 years old damn e
harmony was open.
Back then I think it was matchmatch up, oh yeah match up.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I want to, anyway, you want to what I don't want to
.
But there's some crazy asfucking relationship whatever
looking for relationship uhwebsites.
I've seen farmers farmers.
I've seen.
I've seen black people meetcom.
(43:58):
I've seen uh, the christianones crazy too plenty of fish.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I've heard plenty of fish is crazy.
They say those christians arethe worst church girls are the
worst girls.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Church girls are the worst girls.
Can I get that out withoutyelling?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I don't know what else is there?
Oh no, I'm giving you your timeto speak now.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh man, anyway, oh, all of a sudden it's yeah okay,
well, yeah, we hoped you Enjoyedthis episode and, uh, if you
want to message us any funnycatfish stories, any catfish
stories, any story, any advice.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
We have skeletons in the closet.
It's 562 4570613.
562 4570613.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Text us, call us, tell us anything you want, we'll
play it and it's anonymous andalways anonymous yeah, Joke
around and laugh with you andgive you advice and shit.
You know, like the good advicewe give you today.
Experts on Experts, experts,experts on everything, oh no,
she took a shot and a half, soshe's slurring her words.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah, expert expert anyway.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
well, hopefully see you next week, so uh, please
hold him responsible.
We'll catch you on the flipflop later you.
Welcome back to All Tricks.
We are the number onerelationship parenting.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Everything podcast that comes out once every two
months.
We're totally in that category.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'll take a little bit of blame.
I've been a little lazy, alittle bit of drunk.
What else We've been busy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Like we always are.
It's not working.
It's not cutting it anymore.
We're all busy.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's not an excuse.
But yeah, we're here to giveyou a nice juicy episode.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, juicy, we're glad to be back, though.
So let's catch up on what we'vebeen going through.
I know last time, you know, wehad a lot of new things going on
, and now we're continuing.
So our first thing that we'vebeen doing, which has been
taking up a lot of our timepotty training.
We're potty training Nucky.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, and it's been rough.
I think I've been more hands onwith this one, which is barely
You've been pinky on.
I've been hand on.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You've been pinky on.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I mean, I don't know I don't want to say something
too crazy, but the moms do itright.
The moms are better at it thanI think, the dads.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I mean, the moms are better on it, but because we
have to be, because you don'tattempt.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I've been helping.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My favorite, though, is when we were potty training.
We were at someone's, we weretalking to someone, and you said
like, oh, you've been morestrict this time potty training,
with like the schedules and thealarms and everything.
And I was like, no, no, I didthe same thing for the other two
.
I do not remember you settingminutes five minutes intervals
of timing and putting it on theyeah 15 minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
And then it stopped after the first couple of days.
But, he, because he's good atsaying potty, now it's just poop
.
He's good at telling us andthen, bring on, I was like, okay
, I'm going to go to the market,just sit him on the toilet.
And I was like, yeah, we tellyou, tells me.
And then all I hear was crying.
And then I look and then a bigpee puddle on the floor and I
was fucking pissed.
God see, fucking guy did yeah,but he's good Shit, he's not
(02:37):
that good.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We're working on a couple of times he did in the
toilet.
My favorite thing, though, isthat we'll sit him on the toilet
and he'll say I'm not working.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
He says not working.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sit down for 10 seconds atleast before you let it work.
Yeah, he doesn't want to sit onthe toilet, he wants to be free
.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I kind of have like a little bone to pick with target
because it was me and him.
We were walking through target.
I mean I love target but wewere walking through and he I
had my car because I was buyingstuff for birthday parties and
stuff and he said mommy go potty.
And I was like oh no, I was inthe back of target and I had to
sprint.
I had to sprint through targetpushing the cart with a baby
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saying mommy go potty, mommy,mommy do potty.
Because he says do potty, mommydo potty, mommy do potty.
Mommy do potty, mommy do pottyand I'm like, okay, okay.
So I feel like target maybeshould have toilets in the back,
not just in the front, becausewe had to run to the front park,
our cart walk up there.
They should have toilets in theback.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, that's not a bad suggestion.
I don't think just for target,I think for every big department
store it's always like onerestroom somewhere, and either
in the front or the backlocation.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, and it's not just if your potty training is
just in general.
Like you know, you got to gopotty.
You have to use the bathroom,excuse me sir, Where's the potty
?
What does my uncle say?
Go pee pee.
He says go pee pee.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And I said we were someone.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I said I don't think you should be saying that.
And he was like, what do youmean?
And my aunt was next to us andshe said, yeah, there's kids
around.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And kids didn't say pee, pee.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, strange, but I guess, yeah, but so I feel like
target should have at least twobathrooms.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's a good idea, for sure.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So that was our, you know our little potty training
moment.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We're still.
We're still in the process ofpotty training.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We are.
We're working it out with alittle baby underwear, but our
next one is bubby's birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Was wild.
Chuck E cheese wild.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
And a metronic wild.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It was wild on the old visa debit card as well.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
A baby rave who?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
knew who knew Chuck E cheese was so expensive.
Okay, we did have kind of a lotof people this time, because we
are surprisingly making newfriends and we're actually
hanging out with new people,which is very interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, surprising, but the people we've met have been
super cool.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So cool and who thought there were cool people?
Other than us, other than likeour circle, you know, because
we're just so used to our owncircle going to the same spots
in Whittier.
Yeah, burrito track, uptown,2067, 40 the same spots, but
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living where we are now, we'resport parents, so we meet other
people and we've developed somerelationships and it's cool.
We've invited them to Chuck Echeese men in people's houses
and it's kind of like damn, thisis who I wouldn't have thought
in a million years we'd be behere having friends, you know we
went to a brewery today,brewery X, and I know how one of
(05:58):
our friends came down withtheir kids and their friends
with our kids and it was fun, itwas a good time yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And I was just talking to my friends who were
there and I was like this iswhere we are now.
Like we, not that like we,actually they're really cool,
everyone we've met have beensuper cool.
But we're in our point in lifewhere we're like, okay, our
friends are, our babies arefriends with these, these kids,
and you know we, you know wecan't just be like no, no, no,
no.
I think, luckily, luckily,they're cool people.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, they're very cool.
I think that's a tip in generalis people always say, oh, I
want new friends, or you hearthat right, yeah, it's good to
put yourself out there.
When people say, put yourselfout there, do something like
take a fucking college class orbe closed off.
Yeah, go do an activity whereother people are at and maybe
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you'll meet some new friends.
And it's weird to even saybecause we wouldn't.
I don't know.
I was, my relationshiprelationship was, my book was
closed and now it's a flurishing.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh, we've got that cool and you're writing in the
book it's fucking crazy, butit's good.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I mean, put yourself out there to make friends and
you'll meet some good people.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
But if you plan a Chuck E G Party and there's more
than like take out alone, ifthere's like we did have quite a
lot of people, we had like what40 people.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
A lot of people which before we've had like less than
10.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, we had her birthday party there a couple
years ago, right?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, it was champs birthday party.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And we had like six people there but we rented the
whole table and we're like, oh,this is crazy.
And now, a couple years, laterwe needed to.
We needed too long.
There was like 40 people.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It was fucking but it was it came up to like $800 a
Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Are you serious?
Actually, more 801.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Chuck E is thriving.
That's why he's not ananimatronic anymore.
That's why he's all skinny JeanDowell.
That's fucking got a wardrobeupdate Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It was expensive, but we had a lot of people and
those salads were like sevenbucks before and now they're
like 1413 bucks.
You're one person and I boughtlike 18 of them probably.
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
God Okay.
But it's a cheat talking.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Anyway, it was fun, it was a good time it was fun,
and so can we.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Cheers to that.
Let's cheers to new friends.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No new friends, yes, new friends.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, cool new friends Cheers.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Cheers, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That was cute.
But ice is baby crispy Anywayso our next thing is we are
soccer parents once again, andthat is why we have this little
ball right in front of us.
If you can't see us, there's alittle white soccer ball.
Why is that?
Because champ, his second game,got the game ball, the hat
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trick banger.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He scored three goals that game.
I couldn't be more proud.
I was so stoked.
Side note you're a pretty hotsoccer mom.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You're a bad.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Um, anyway, I always I'm hard on champ when we
practice or during the game.
I'm kind of yelling andeveryone's like damn, are you
the coach?
And I'm like no, I'm just afucking grumpy parent.
Um, but we practice once thisweek, just me and him.
I'm not trying to take thecredit, you know, but oh God,
here we go.
I was working with him and kidsthat age when the balls were
(09:42):
going around.
They're, they're swarming itright Like flies on shit, but
I'm like, dude, just stay on theoutside.
The ball will come to you everytime, I promise you, and I just
practice with them doing thatand it happened.
The first goal was a freakingbeauty slam that ball to the
back of the net.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It was incredible Um but he was with his left.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
He did no the second one was with his left and then,
yeah, so he scored three goalsand the coach was like all right
parents.
And I kind of walked over thereand he was like I have a, I
have this game ball.
It's just someone who workedreally hard today.
They shot what they're left andright foot.
I said, damn, is this champ?
(10:24):
I was like let me get my phone.
And by the time I got my phoneout, he was kind of done with
this speech and he says gameball champ.
And I was just like, oh my God,I didn't have my phone.
I almost told him to do itagain.
But, uh, champ has been likesuper pumped.
He's worked really hard andwe're stoked for him.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, he's always worked very hard.
He's, he's got a passion for itand he's, you know he tries his
hardest.
We said that about baseball too, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Whatever he does.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
He tries his hardest, so I think it was.
It was like a little you know,push for him and he's like yeah,
I can do this, I got this.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I'm like see the way it feels due to score goals.
Now, you know how it feels tojust do it every time.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I do have to say, though, too, we um, we came from
.
We woke up super early becausewe had to go to a birthday party
in Newport beach.
Oh my God, and they played theyplayed in the sand at the beach
for, like I don't know, four orfive hours, and then we drove
back.
He took maybe like a 45 minutenap and then went straight to
his game.
It was two minutes late, yeah,so he, he was a trooper and he
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still got the game ball andtried his hardest.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Most the second half.
He wanted to play defensebecause he was like so tired.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
He was staying out in the back.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He was staying in the back and I was like, oh, that's
fine I guess, but it's been funAnyway, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
So our topic for today is I was trying to play a
fish.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh my God, no way Goop.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Goop, goop, goop Jesus.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Christ.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Catfish.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Catfish baby Catfish.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Not the.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
TV show.
But actually I mean, the TVshow made it fucking popular.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That was real.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Love the TV show.
Actually, the TV show made thatterm.
I think yeah, they did.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
So this was actually an idea from and I have to get
credit to her Twiggy.
Twiggy tattoos Twiggy tattoos Iwas getting tattooed by her and
we're just talking about datinglife and everything and she
told me that she got catfished.
She did.
She did recently, yeah, prettyrecently, yeah what she was on
(12:27):
an app and she got catfished bysomeone and she was like man.
It sucks, it's hard.
We want to have her as a guest,so I don't want to give her
story 100% away, but she wascatfished and so she was like
man.
You guys got to talk about it.
So this episode is thanks toTwiggy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Thanks, Twiggy.
Thank you, Twiggy.
Hit her up.
What are you?
What are you?
California?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay, so the definition of a catfish is a
fish with a flat head and longhairs around its mouth that
lives in river lakes.
That's so good.
This is kidding.
It's a person who pretends tobe someone else online.
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A catfish uses fake photos andsometimes a false persona to
find friends or romanticpartners on the internet.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, so what does catfish mean?
Why do they call it that?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh, I have that, but we have polls.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
So our polls were do you know what catfishing is?
I better be 100%.
You I mean almost 92% said I'veseen all 1000 episodes of the
show which it's a lot ofepisodes, but it's good.
8% said no, is that a newTikTok dance?
Um?
The next one was have you beencatfished or catfished someone?
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And 15% said yes, I've done myshare of fishing, so they've
either catfished someone or beencatfished.
That sucks.
85% said no, no fishing for me.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And then we asked for any catfishing stories.
No one had any.
But we did have we did havesomeone answer say none, but I'm
definitely obsessed with theshow, which I am too.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Like I don't know, maybe a couple of years ago the
show was kind of like cheesy andfor some reasons, since you've
been watching it lately, likeI've been doing research, I uh,
a couple nights ago I was likelet's watch catfish and then
like watching it, I was like whythe fuck did I say this to
watch this.
It was good still, but I waslike I'm not going to lie,
(14:42):
cammie's a little pretty.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
A little pretty, she's so pretty.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
She's kind of a babe.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
She's so pretty Even everyone that when they see you
they're like you're pretty,she's so pretty, what about Neve
.
Oh, I love me.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Is he pretty?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
No, I mean I just love Neve.
I love Neve because he's alwaysthere for the people that are
being catfish, like he stands upfor them.
And you know, max, I that's whatthat was my favorite thing
about Max that he always therewas one where it was like an 18
year old girl and it was likethis 40 something girl, the man,
and he was like you're whateveryone you know doesn't want,
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like he was like you're whateveryone thinks of a catfish and
he, like was just laying intothis guy about this poor little
girl who was catfish from and hewas like he takes care of them,
like they, they take care ofthem, their feelings, like so
that's what I love.
But I was really jealous causemy friend Becca was in the
Hamptons and.
I was like did you see anyonefamous?
And she was like oh yeah, I sawNeve and I went, oh, my God,
(15:43):
you saw me.
Did you see his chest hair?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I said there's a trademark, new trademark.
It is pretty nice.
They might hit on it.
You want to like comb yourfingers through it.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, okay, so where does the name come from?
In the documentary, one of thecharacters explains how, when
cod is transported from Alaskato China, the meat becomes
tasteless by the time it reachesits destination.
To keep the cod active andagile, fisherman put live
catfish in the tanks.
So he he's quoted as saying andthere are those people who
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catfish in life and they keepyou on your toes, they keep you
guessing, so they get that.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I remember that creepy old dude, it was the.
It was the, the wife's husband,the wife who liked Neve,
everything.
It was her husband that saidthat.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Wait, she had a husband, right yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, but he was like that's the smartest thing you
said.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, I remember they like took him out back in time.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that Shit.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
That's crazy, yeah.
So why do people catfish?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Because they're fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I mean no, but there are a handful of what.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, I will All right damn caramel.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
They're not all crazy People have different reasons.
Okay, so there's a handful ofreasons, but it can be a scam
people just trying to get money,or it could be a means of
entertainment, unfortunately, orthings like blackmail, or it
could just be they wantcompanionship or to find someone
to date.
You know they might be a littleinsecure about dating, so
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that's their way of doing it.
Okay, so that's why peoplecatfish.
Here are some signs someone maybe catfishing.
So if you're on your apps, lookup at it.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I know all the signs just from the show probably Okay
.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
well then do tell us please.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I think if you talk on the phone a lot and not want
to FaceTime, is one.
Not FaceTiming is that one?
Okay, not meeting up is one.
Coming up with a bunch ofexcuses Like making excuses all
the time.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, there could be one.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Let's see what else Saying you don't have social
media, everyone has fuckingsocial media.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's kind of one.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Kind of one saying you don't have a last name.
Do you like my only MacLeven?
I'm just kidding, I mean thatone up.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I have a first name only I'm Sid I refer to me as
Prince.
I'm Prince, I'm Prince, okay sosome signs they don't have many
followers or friends on socialmedia.
That's a big one.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Wait a couple.
Okay, I have a buddy, oh, it'sa buddy, and he would always be
like hey Foo, look at this girl,she wants to meet up and I look
at it instantly.
I know it's a fake ass, Foo,and it's a catfish.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's a faff.
We'll make it a new thing afaff of fake ass Foo.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
A faff.
She's a faff.
She has like two followers, shefollows like 5,000 people and
her pictures are fake as fuck.
They're like.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
What does that mean, though?
What are fake pictures to guys?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It's of the same girl but they're just like Altered.
They don't seem like a normalpicture that people post.
It seems like out of a magazineor something like one of those
photo.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's like a picture of Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's like they post professional pictures, I mean so
you could tell it's fake.
You're like dude, this person'snot real at all.
And I told him and thishappened to this guy two times,
and the last time he's like I'mgonna meet up with her.
And I said, all right, dude,let me know how it goes.
I was like let me know if youget robbed or if it's real.
And then I met up with him andhe's like ah, I didn't meet up
with her and I was like duh,she's fucking false bro.
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She probably asked you formoney, he said.
She did Like oh, I'm trying toget my.
I need to pay my cell phone.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I need to get to you.
Can you pay for me to get toyou?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It was like he's like , okay, pay, and then hit me up
later.
But I'm like he's oblivious,I'm like, dude, don't be an
idiot.
But yeah, I have to say that.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Fucking guy.
Okay.
And the next one is they don'twant to FaceTime or video chat.
The next one is their camerasare often quote unquote broken
or not working.
That is a good one and I justsaw them where they were.
Like I have a flip phone.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh, no, so I can't?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I mean some people might have a flip phone.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That shit would work in 2007, 2008.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
They're very uncommon , so you know that might be a
red flag.
They're very uncommon.
They don't want to meet inperson and their story seems
fishy or too good to be true,like if it's just we've seen a
lot where their models, or therewas that one where that guy
thought he was talking to KatyPerry.
(21:01):
Remember he thought he waslying.
We watched it together.
He thought he was talking toKaty Perry for like eight plus
years.
Something like a long amount oftime and he even, like, had his
grandma's stone put in a ringfor her and they even went and
did cat fit, like they caught upto the person who was cat
fishing him and a few weekslater you know how they do the
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catch up and she was, like he'sstill messaging me saying like
hey, katy, like I know it's okay, you can admit now it's you
like, so he's probably a little.
I don't know, I don't know, buthe still thought it was her
Jesus.
Yeah, actually, my favorite one, I wanna hear my favorite one.
I've been told, twiggy, it wasthis guy and he was like hey,
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I've been talking to this girlsince I, you know, since the
MySpace days.
He was like since we were 13.
And she sent me like all thesemessages and they were like have
she sent you pictures of her?
He was like, yeah, I havepictures of her, I have nudes of
her.
Like I have everything.
Like it's her, it's gotta beher.
Come to find out.
The actual girl messages himand says, hey, so it's not me.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
That has to suck.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I need to meet with you.
So they all met together onZoom.
This was like during the timeof COVID, and the mom comes on
and her, and it turns out themom has been messaging guys, not
just him, multiple guys.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I think that may have remembered that one.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
And they were like wait, but how were you sending
nudes with your face andeverything?
And the mom was going throughthe daughter's phone.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I fucking remember that.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
The mom was going through the daughter's phone
getting her own nudes that shewas taking of herself.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I remember this one.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And sending them to guys via, like she's Xbox and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Dude, that is crazy, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I think if it were aired now she'd have charges
pressed against her.
That's fucking weird.
Oh shit, I would.
That's fucking crazy rememberthat one.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
That's crazy your own daughter.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I wish the episodes were as crazy as that one, cause
lately they've been kind ofcheesy, you know, like there's
just people who just want to getairtime, so they call in and
they're all working together andshit, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That one was good.
That was my favorite one.
I mean not favorite, sorryhappened.
The last sign is they ask formoney.
So you know, if someone asksfor money in any sort of
circumstance, then it's.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Strange?
Yeah, it's not.
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's not it.
So if you suspect someone iscatfishing, here's just a few
little hints.
Give me, I feel, a little hintsof what to do.
Don't click on any links.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
No, don't ever yeah trust your gut.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Don't talk to them, block them.
You don't even have to sayanything to them, just you know
Blocked, just say bye, he, he.
If you need actual proof, Ieven found this website and I
think it's what they use oncatfish.
It's called social catfish andyou can verify a person's
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identity on that.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Damn.
So if you need to check someone, Go to social catfish, or you
could even just google.
You know, be, be smart and knowthat you're not getting for it.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, what do they do ?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
image, image like google image.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, do that too.
Um, you could report them ifyour financial information is
compromised.
Oh, no you gotta, you know, goto the bank, do we gotta do
immediately go to the poll?
Each yeah and our the last oneis never send money ever ever,
ever, ever.
Even if they're like, hey, Ineed five bucks, I just gotta
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get to the corner.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, they'll fucking hack into your holy count, yeah
yeah, for sure, just no one.
Nobody.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Okay, now it's time for Ask man that was a pretty
quick topic, was it?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, it's, but the thing about catfishing is that
it's like straight to the point,like be smart on who you talk
to on the line.
Google movie reference wasn'tthat?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I feel like paul rodd said that, or something.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Vince Vaughn said that.
Oh, on the line.
Yeah, just be careful who youtalk to online if they don't
have, like a good paper trail orwhatever, you can't find them
or they don't want to talkHistory.
Anything that should be a redflag, but the money thing too,
and some people are fucking dumband they send it.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I mean, they're not dumb, they're just hopeful
they're hopeful, nice people whohave a big heart sometimes
there's people who want to helppeople you know that's
definitely a more positiveoutlook from my side.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I know, don't just judge.
Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Okay so be careful.
Yes, just watch out foryourself.
You know it's hard on thoseapps.
Yeah, so keep one eye openalways.
Next is art.
Where are you gonna sing withme, ask man?
Oh god, I wish you didn't singwith me then, geez.
Anyways what are some type ofpeople you can't stand Whites.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Our kids have parents , our kids friends.
Parents are white.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm just joking around my neighbors, my
neighbors.
That's why I said that, becausethey're fucking racist.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Oh yeah, well, they do suck.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
They suck horribly bad.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Um adults who make their birthday your problem.
Um people who are rude to whitestaff your grandpa okay, you're
kidding okay, okay, okay.
I want to give them sorry typeof person that always has to be
the center of attention.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Mm-hmm Becca.
I'm gonna sing you I don't likebeing the center of attention.
I do not like that.
I do, you do.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Win.
Win, win you win, that's,that's it, win, win win, win,
when, when.
People that rudely interruptsomeone speaking to tell their
story, and especially those thatdon't even acknowledge that
they interrupted someone.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, I have a problem of interrupting, and
it's like even in generalconversation, when, like, people
are telling me something, Ilike just say, oh yeah, and I
sometimes I'm like, fuck, Idon't let people talk.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Okay, but see, the fact that you notice that that
means you're like not becauseI've had that too, where I've
had a friend like telling metheir issues and I've been like
you try to sympathize with them.
Sure, and I've been like, ohyeah, because you know I've had
this too up, so and so did thislike blah blah blah, and so
you're just trying to, like youknow, sympathize with them.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, I'm starting to pick up on it more and I like,
after like a couple times, I'mjust like, okay, I'm not gonna
say shit, let me just hear theirwhole side and then then I'll,
I'll talk.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Cute.
Look at you learning, oh my godKnow what else.
Who's insult and to writeanything outside their circle?
Mm-hmm, give me People who tryto make other people look bad to
make themselves look good.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I hate that shit.
Yeah, that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
But also like why do you need to put people down?
You don't need to put anyonedown, people who can dish it out
but can't take it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
What?
Why are you looking at me likethat?
That's not me.
I can dish it out.
Oh please, I can't take it.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh, shelly Shelly.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I can't take it.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
You can't, because you will say if there's
something about like a girl or aguy, like you'll say something
about a girl.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Or anything like anything, just talk shit about
random girls, and then if I saysomething that's like to the
same extent, you'll be like oh,what do you?
What would just happen?
Where you said something and Isaid the complete, like the male
version, you were like well,that's different, that's not
fair, that's that's different,that's complete opposite.
And it wasn't, it was just themale version of what you said.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Well, say what it is, so you're not making sense.
Say what it is, I don'tremember.
Yeah all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh, I'll come back I'll let you know, right think
about it, I know yeah, I'll chewon it some more.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Let me hear it.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I want to know, so I can tell you People who take a
very long time to say not verymuch.
Oh, what do you mean?
I don't know.
I don't like that one.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I don't even understand what that one is.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
People who take a very long time to say not very
much.
Like they take a.
Very like they're talking,talking, talking, talking, but
you don't really get anythingout of like what they've said.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Hmm, that was a little too.
I don't like that one Too outthere.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I don't agree with that one.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, get out of here .
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Last one, constant one uppers.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Like trying to be better than what you are.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah yeah, I feel like someone who's always like
well, oh, you did that, okay,but I did.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, I don't like that either.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, so what about you?
What's?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
the question.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
The question is what are some type of people you
can't stand?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I'm not a big fan of people who try to please
everybody, and I know a coupleof those people who are?
Trying to be friends witheverybody and I fucking it dude
it makes my blood boil like Idon't know why.
That's always been kind of likea pet peeve of mine okay, I'm a
little bit of a people, pleaseryou were not.
(31:05):
You know, you're not me.
You talk shit about everybodytogether.
What are you?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
talking about.
No, I'm a little bit of apeople pleaser in the fact that
I don't want to hurt anyone'sfeelings.
I want to help everyone likeokay but I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'm just saying people who want to be friends
with everybody and try toinclude people you probably
shouldn't include in certainthings.
But yeah, that's.
I think that's one of my mainones.
I can't stand people like that.
I can't stand complainerseither.
I complain, you know everyonecomplains, but I can't stand
people who complain aboutsituations they're in tesh you
(31:39):
have a potty, okay, goodwingalas body training there it
is.
There another thing I can'tstand people who complain about
the situation they're in likethey swear their life is like
the hardest life ever.
I don't know, yeah it justgrinds my gears Just because,
(32:03):
like I don't know, I think Iwork pretty hard to get where I
am and I've gotten everythingI've ever wanted and I think
everyone could do it Like it's.
And I'm not like the preachytype.
I'm like chase your dreams andyou know those fucking
influencers like these guys whodon't know shit about building
businesses and they talk aboutbuilding businesses.
You could get yourself out ofany situation and people always
(32:25):
complain like I'm living withthese people or I'm like I can't
do this or that I can't get outof my situation.
I'm in it's like you could, andthat pisses me off.
When people blasted on socialmedia, that pisses me off.
I just don't like it.
It's kind of irritating, okay,but yeah, I don't like anybody
(32:46):
really.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I can keep going.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I thought it was short and then I was just after
talking.
I'm like okay.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I don't like this one .
I don't like this one.
I don't like this one.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, um yeah, do you have any?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I don't like mean people rude, rude to staff, like
I really like I can't ifsomeone's just working their job
and you're, I mean there aretimes where the kitchen's backed
up like you know stuff likethat Like they can't help it but
they still have to apologize toyou for someone else, like sure
there's no need.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
You know mean people.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I just, yeah, I just don't like mean people.
Yeah, what else People who Idon't like?
You know what I don't like?
I don't like a little, a littlesmall cars or a motorcycle
where they park in the spot andyou're like yes, it's a spot.
And then you go and you go toparking in a spot that's I can't
stand you.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
You're halfway turning in everything.
Yeah, like fucking after aversion.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You're like great, I gotta go from from D to R.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And everyone's looking at you.
Oh no, you got a maneuver Stayat the end.
Why do you gotta pull?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
all the way up to the fucking front of the parking
spot, exactly, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, so I like that one.
Just don't be mean.
That's it.
That's it, nice, okay.
So now we're moving on to hotcars.
Oh, oh my, I heard some vibratoon that.
Vibrato, vibrato.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Vibrato.
I had to make up for the.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I know you couldn't get with me on that.
So Danny Masterson's wife hasfiled for divorce.
What?
That's what I didn't want totell you.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Damn After he got his 30 year sentence?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I don't know anything about yeah we don't know a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I don't know anything .
I just know I did hear thatthere was a Trial before and
that it was kind of like I Don'tknow if it went in his favor,
but it was like over with.
And then it came back again aRetrial, and I don't know why.
I don't know why or what ifthere's new evidence or whatever
, but if it's true, whathappened?
(34:57):
That fucking sucks.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
There's a lot of things that his have been said
like been put out there, aboutwhat type of person he is, the
things that happened and out.
Honestly, I didn't.
I didn't know this until Istarted looking into what when I
saw this.
His wife is Bijou Phillips.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I don't know that is.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Her sister is Mackenzie Phillips.
Mackenzie Phillips.
She was in so weird and she wasthe mom and so weird.
She was groomed by her dad herown dad.
She had an incestuousrelationship with her dad, oh,
jesus Christ yeah so there'slike a lot, a lot to unpack
there or whatever.
But, um, so that's, that's hiswife, his, but when Mackenzie
(35:43):
Phillips, because she came outwith a book.
When she came out with all that, the family turned their back
on her and said it was basicallyher fault.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
What yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
so there's a lot going on there, but let's suck.
His wife, who was the sister ofMackenzie Phillips, has filed
for divorce since he got his 30year Sentence dang.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's fucking a lot.
What's going on with all thesefucking old-ass rape cases
coming?
What's his name?
Just got a alleged accused ARussell brand.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know anything aboutthat and he's like very open
about it, addressed it rightaway, which I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I mean there's both sides.
So I think that was a sexaddict.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So he's been very honest and he said he put it all
in his books.
He said, obviously he's gonnasay it was consensual.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Everything he's gonna say, whatever he seems like a
good guy seems.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Seems, I don't think guys, that's a thing like.
I don't think guys like that.
I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm saying guys Like that and
the shows they were on and themovies they were in like what
Guys.
Like what a funny guy finish afunny guy, famous superfame, who
could get any girl they want.
(36:59):
It's crazy that I don't knowall of it's not weird.
20 years later, people arecoming out and saying all this
stuff.
I don't think it's just strange.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
I don't think the time frame matters.
What I 100% no because evenwith Danny Masterson, these
women, when it happened theycame out, they came out to the
police, they tried to report it.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay, that's different, but it was silenced,
it was okay, so you don't know Ido.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I'm saying the Russell brand thing.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
You know all of it Okay, but they're saying all
this shit and there's no chargespressed against him.
So I'm just saying it's crazyhow all these famous people are
getting.
I know some of them probablydid it.
You know some have beenconvicted, but I Don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Just I'm not being convicted.
It doesn't mean it hasn'thappened.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
That's not fair to like hold it against someone
that okay, but it doesn't meanit has happened, so he's
innocent until proven guilty.
That's all I gotta say aboutthat, what I want to talk to you
anymore.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Hey the next one.
Is you ready?
Yeah, jackie, and Josh broke up.
You broke up.
I mean, I'm sorry for laughing.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Jackie and Josh.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I'm not sorry for laughing from love is blind love
is blind with his.
She called him his broccoliears.
Remember his broccoli ears.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
She, this girl if you haven't seen.
Love is like Marshall.
Oh no, that was a cute guy oh.
Like the sweetheart guy who Iknew he was gonna get fucking
dumped, which is I mean no shadeto him, but it's the girl he
was with isn't looking for likea sweet, romantic guy.
(38:45):
She was looking for an asshole,cuz she was an asshole and she
was.
She was a piece of shit, but shechose this, ended up breaking
up with him to get with thisother guy that she didn't pick
that she met in the pods andDuring like the episodes and the
reunion that they showed them,it looked like they were into
each other, but the re youactually the reunion- remember
(39:05):
he pressured her.
No, and the reunion?
It looked like he was irritatedby her every second drunk no,
and I just drunk, but I'm goodat reading, please, and I'm like
dude.
This isn't gonna last.
This guy is just like Takingjabs at her, but not even like
(39:26):
funny jabs you know, yes, evenwhen they moved in together
Always, constantly irritated byher and I'm like dude.
This guy doesn't like her.
He's used to his lifestyle.
What you're Gripping you.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Do you remember what he said if you act right, this
is all yours.
That's what he would tell herif you act right, this is yours.
If you do this, this is yours.
Like, remember they were inlike the, the apartment, no,
yeah and also in the Ferriswheel in Seattle.
He was like, if you act right,this is all yours.
A jerk, he ain't giving a shit.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
He's giving her fucking uber to her parent house
or something after they breakup.
Get out of here, dude.
Listen, I'll say this I don'tcare.
I was hoping they'd break upbecause she's a fucking asshole,
she sucks and he.
I started to like him cuzDuring the taping and stuff it
did look like he was super drunkall the time and kind of being
(40:24):
someone.
He wasn't, but the reunion andthe other stuff he seemed like.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
He seemed more nice, kind of no, remember the girl
where she was, like the girlthat he proposed to, and yeah,
she was like.
I want to talk to him.
Like bring it.
She even told Jackie, like,bring him over, I'll talk to him
.
She was like I can't, I can'thold people, the people who
comment on my stuff, accountablefor what they say.
Like she was like that's not myfault.
He's like you're a clout chaser.
You're a clout chaser and she'slike what are you even saying?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, whatever, yeah, I don't know he sucks, so
they're broken up.
Oh, but what did she say Hold?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
on.
Do you think love was blind forthem?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Love was blind for them.
Do you think, like theirpersonalities Compared to who,
once they saw each other, likeattraction, like physical
attraction versus Emotional?
Mm-hmm, I have to spell it outfor you.
Do you think when they did notsee each other, when they did
(41:25):
not know what each other saw,what, what they look like,
uh-huh, do you think they meshed?
Yeah, versus once she saw him,saw who he was, because she
chose Marshall in the beginning.
Yeah and then, once she saw himversus, she saw Marshall.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I just think that she liked him more than he liked
her and it ended up breaking up.
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
He was rude to her, and even she said, because she
announced it on her life, andthis is a quote from her I'm
still sick about it.
Loki, I love that man.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, she was in love with this dude.
You could tell she was allright.
Yes, because who would put upwith that?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
No one would put up with her ass either.
I know she's.
Oh, I'm so sick of her stupidhair flipping like she's gross.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Oh please, I don't mean like the way she looks, but
I mean, though, I mean her hairwas nice, cool, all guys like
wavy hair, but Other than thatshe was nasty.
She was a nasty bitch, whoops.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yikes good luck to Whoever Poked up with her next,
give me psycho ass food.
I know well, marshall.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
We hope you're happy when he is yeah, he is a new
girlfriend.
Good for them, yeah and that'sit.
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
He needed a moment to process that.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh my god, catfish.
Yeah, that was a interestingtopic.
Yeah it was quick, straight tothe point.
Dive in I think what to get outof this episode is.
Don't be an idiot.
Read the signs, trust your gut.
Try not to online date.
I think that's the only thing.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Oh, I think that's hard to say, because online
dating is like the thing rightnow, like we're old.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I think it'll always be the thing we're old, I guess
I guess growing up member.
We would hear e harmony and seethe commercials and it's like
the fuck is doing?
That's some weirdo.
And now it's like the norm,like that's normal.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Well, how many different apps are there now?
There's like a lot and youruncle.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Your uncle married someone.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
For me, yeah, he did yeah, and they're still married.
Their daughter just turned 21today 21 years old damn e
harmony was open.
Back then I think it was matchmatch up, oh yeah match up.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I want to, anyway, you want to what I don't want to
.
But there's some crazy asfucking relationship whatever
looking for relationship uhwebsites.
I've seen farmers farmers.
I've seen.
I've seen black people meetcom.
(43:58):
I've seen uh, the christianones crazy too plenty of fish.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I've heard plenty of fish is crazy.
They say those christians arethe worst church girls are the
worst girls.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Church girls are the worst girls.
Can I get that out withoutyelling?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I don't know what else is there?
Oh no, I'm giving you your timeto speak now.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh man, anyway, oh, all of a sudden it's yeah okay,
well, yeah, we hoped you Enjoyedthis episode and, uh, if you
want to message us any funnycatfish stories, any catfish
stories, any story, any advice.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
We have skeletons in the closet.
It's 562 4570613.
562 4570613.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Text us, call us, tell us anything you want, we'll
play it and it's anonymous andalways anonymous yeah, Joke
around and laugh with you andgive you advice and shit.
You know, like the good advicewe give you today.
Experts on Experts, experts,experts on everything, oh no,
she took a shot and a half, soshe's slurring her words.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah, expert expert anyway.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
well, hopefully see you next week, so uh, please
hold him responsible.
We'll catch you on the flipflop later you.
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