November 20, 2023 • 54 mins
Ding Dong! Ever wonder what it's like to transform your home into the neighborhood's Halloween "fun house?" That's exactly what we accomplished this year, and boy, do we have some stories to share about this spooky extravaganza! From the joy of seeing trick-or-treaters' wide-eyed amazement to the stress of last-minute candy runs, you'll get a frank, heartfelt recount of our Halloween adventure.
Next up, we put on our parent hats to talk about the struggles of raising kids in an age-conscious society. We grapple with the concept of aging while navigating the tricky waters of report cards and how, as parents, we need to honor our children's unique abilities and learning pace. But don't worry, it's not all serious. We have a laugh at our own expense as we confess our lackluster flirting skills. From flirting with security guards to misreading signals. Maybe you can relate to our flirting foibles or even pick up some tips...definitely not some tips haha!
Lastly, we tackle the contentious issue of tipping in the service industry - a divisive topic that has more angles than a geometry textbook. We dissect our views on tipping, sharing some eyebrow-raising experiences and controversial opinions on whether servers are indeed deserving of those coveted hefty tips. And to wrap things up, we extend an open invitation to our listeners to join us in future episodes - yes, that means you! Join us for a chat, a drink, and if needed, a comfy couch to crash on. We guarantee an atmosphere filled with laughter, heartfelt stories, and thought-provoking discussions. Don't miss it!
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00:04:00 Birthday, Report Cards, Parenting Struggles
00:13:09 Flirting and Lack of Flirting Skills
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is a disaster.
Welcome back to All Tricks, notreats, the number one podcast
for relationship advice, kidsadvice, life advice.
That's all I got.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Advice advice.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, when we talk about everyday things.
But yeah, we're back foranother episode.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yay, so it's hasn't been too long of a break.
It's been a few weeks, but notyou know nothing big.
So we just have a few things tocatch up on.
Halloween pass by.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, it did, and in our town it's a big deal.
We've been coming here forquite a while to trick or treat
and there's like a bunch ofpeople.
But I wanted our house to bethe fun house and it's still
under construction, our house,so we don't have any lighting,
so I had to go buy a bigspotlight from Home Depot.
But one thing that I thoughtwould attract the kids was this
(00:59):
cornhole game where if you makeit, you get a full size bar.
We had a shitload of candy like1200 pieces of candy and then
the big size bars.
Yeah, we bought like five boxesof King size bars at Costco.
But if you made it you get twoshots, and if you make one you
get a King size bar, and if youmiss you still get candy anyway.
But it was fun when we trick ortreat as tourists quote unquote
(01:24):
but it was very stressful.
Being one of the houses nowLiving here and doing it, our
house would get swarmed, and wedidn't even dress up after all I
was so like, I was likeflustered and trying to get
everything ready, like we had afire pit in the front.
We sinned our fake grass or ifwe have some patchy artificial
(01:46):
grass, that I just threw afucking fire pit on top.
I was so like running aroundlike a chicken with its head cut
off, and we lit the fire and inthe next morning you fucking
burn ass grass, we have a singspot in our backyard Dude.
It was crazy, but our house waslike the house.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It was fun and my favorite thing is, you know, we
heard one person say oh man,everyone's been saying that this
is the house, which is what youknow.
It's what we wanted.
So and we talked about it and Isaid, you know, we'll learn
from it.
Now we know next year, like,what to do and not do too.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And the kids had fun and we had fun, so that's it,
Dude, coming from Whittier wherewe used to live, I think one
year we got like three or four.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, we even talked to our friends and our friends
back in Whittier were like Ididn't get any people or I got
like two kids.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, which is sad.
We had six to 700 kids comethrough.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And also if it tells you about, like, where we live.
We have.
All the houses around here arereally old, so there's like a
main street and they are prettybig houses.
One house was a Barbie houseand they painted the whole front
of their house hot pink.
So I think that just sayssomething about how Halloween is
very like taken seriouslyaround here?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's, it's not.
The house next to that househad like four Mars attack
characters that are at SpiritHalloween and they're like how
much?
$400 each or something.
And I remember they put them upand we're like oh no, we're
like holy shit, and we had afire bit we had us in a.
Milwaukee spotlight from home.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But one guy did say he was.
He was like, oh man, I like thelook of this house, this house
is cool, Like look at that, Lookat this, Like you know.
And I looked at him and I waslike, hey, the cool thing is
that we didn't even try man andhe was like, he was like.
No, I mean, I just want myhouse to look like this one day.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Our house is naturally spooky.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think it's just us.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But anyway, halloween was a success stressful success
.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, let's cheers to our first Halloween.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah we're in our house.
We've been waiting for that day.
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We made it to the 700 kids and parents.
They played too.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, um, something else that happened was my
birthday.
My birthday happened, I turned21 guys.
Chinese way Hell.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We're old farts.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Actually, no, you're only as old as you feel, and I
don't feel like I feel fuckinglike I'm going to die.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I feel old.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't feel old so 33 is.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
33 is really not bad.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's not, you're still young, you're established,
you're young.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That's the new 15, I think because, like old, people
that are like maybe 18.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, 15.
It's not getting hot waterthere, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
But I feel like 50, 60 year olds now are dude going
harder than me.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I just saw this video .
I wish I screenshotted her, butit was this lady and she has
like sleeves and she dresses socool, like has the best style,
and I was reading the commentsof people like you make me feel
like I'm not afraid to grow oldanymore.
Oh, that's a nice thing to say,and it was so.
And she was like yeah, likeshe's like celebrating growing
(05:07):
old and still being like yourauthentic self, and I thought
that was super cool.
And so, yeah, you're only asold as you feel.
Like who says you have to dressa certain way because there's a
certain age?
Or like feel a certain way.
So you know it was my birthdayand we celebrated by going to
Hibachi, because that's atradition, since I was like for
(05:27):
four yeah.
And then my friends and I wentto the cauldron in Anaheim.
If you love the spoopy stuff,they've got like it's very dark
in there.
They have spider webs, theyhave candlelight, they have a
book case.
So if you like the type ofstuff, I truly recommend the
cold.
And they gave me a free shotbecause it was my birthday.
(05:48):
And we got the best table bythe actual cauldron.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, spoopy life.
So that was really cool, myfriends to take me there.
Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, and then something else that happened
actually today is the kids gottheir report cards from their
school.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Who would have thought I was getting report
cards for our kids?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
What I do like is actually at the last school that
Champ went to, the report cardswere sent home electronically,
but here they're sent home intheir folders.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I don't know why, but I feel like this year is really
like.
It's like a legit report card.
Last year was online and I waslike, okay, okay, but this year
was like here's your.
I remember I would get myreport card and hide that shit
in the mail.
In the mail, yeah, I'd hidethat shit in fucking holy shit,
and F and a D in fucking art.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Your parents would be like why are you by the front
door?
You'd be like I just want somefresh air, I'm just cooling off.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And thinking back now , it's like that work was
probably so easy it probably waswe.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
just we're kids, didn't want to put the effort in
.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I saw this documentary.
It's like a documentary serieson Netflix and the coach is a
football coach and a bunch ofthe kids are like failing stupid
classes and a guy's failing art.
And he's like art, you'refailing fucking art.
And then there's a silence andhe's like draw a fucking picture
, man.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm like dude.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
that's true, it's like fucking add up some numbers
and pass the class.
I failed shit too, but it'sfunny how he said it, because
he's just like draw.
It's not really just drawing apicture, but it's like it might
be that easy, you know, to passa class.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, a little bit effort goes a long way.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
When you're young, you're dumb and idiots, but it
was fucking hilarious.
I draw a fucking picture.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I was crying and said like I can't, I can't, he was a
big ass fucking football player.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
He was an old kid, but that was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, I do want to share something that they sent
home with the kids with theirreport cards.
So it just says as you readthrough the report card, please
remember that all children donot learn to walk and talk at
the same age, nor do they learnmath and reading at the same
rate.
As we continue to set goals forthe school year, please
remember to keep an open mind.
Our children need to bechallenged, but not pushed
(08:04):
beyond their abilities.
They need to taste success andstill need time to smell the
flowers while they are a child.
We know your children as theyare in school.
You know your child as they areat home.
The real them may be somewherein between.
When these two images areblended with sufficient
understanding, acceptance andlove, we hope you all see a
unique individual who can makeyou proud and bring you much
(08:26):
happiness.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That was sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And that was very.
I really like that, actually,because as a parent, you just
want your kids to, you know, besuccessful and thrive as much as
they can, and sometimes it justyou know, you forget, yeah, and
the little humans.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The first time you read it in the room I was kind
of like what the heck?
Because school is for them,obviously, but in a way it is
for you too, because they learnso much, champ Bubby.
And when they come back you'relike holy shit, you see them one
way, but you don't see themlike learning all this shit and
growing as kids.
But the way it's worded is likeputs it in perspective, like it
(09:06):
is a blend.
They might like be differentwhen they're not around you you
know, so when I read that I waslike holy shit, that's when I
read that I actually teared up alittle bit.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I thought that was super sweet that they thought to
send that home, just as like alittle reminder.
Because you know, as parents oreven as people who were
students, when we got our reportcards we kind of take it
personal, like, oh, I didn't getthis grade, what did I do wrong
?
Or as a parent, oh, you didn'tdo that, well, what's going on?
Like, what am I doing wrong asa parent?
(09:36):
So it was very nice to readthat and just you know, have a
little reminder.
Are little humans are humans.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, last thing, just wanted to add a little
something else.
I had a nice conversation withthe mom at Bubby's class, yes.
So I went to pick her up and ofcourse I had a Nucky with me.
So Nucky likes to just stop andthrow things in the street,
(10:05):
likes to fall, likes to just notwant to walk anymore.
So I was running a littlebehind and she was as well, and
I've seen her before.
She's got, she's going to pickup a son, has another son with
her, and then she wears a littlegirl, a little baby girl, on
her chest and a little babycarrier.
So she was running late with meand then so we were walking
(10:29):
back from picking up our kidsand I turned to her and I said I
remember those days wearingthem, having one next to me, you
know, having three when I usedto go pick up champ.
I used to wear Nucky on my chestand be holding Bubby's hands,
and she was like, oh yeah, it'sa lot.
And I was like, oh, you know,like you could tell, she was
(10:50):
very like exasperated and shewas like it's a lot.
I feel like, you know, I'm justkind of, I feel like I'm always
yelling, I feel like I'm alwaysfrustrated like this and like
she was just all of a suddenjust started like venting and I
told her I was like that's okay.
And I said it's okay, I promiseyou.
I said I feel like I'm the sameway.
There's a lot of parents thatfeel like they're the same way.
And I said I promise you,though, it does like it gets
(11:12):
easier.
And I said look, I said him.
And I pointed to Nucky.
I said that was him and I wasthe one that I was always
wearing.
And I said I remember gettinglike very flustered, trying to
put the baby thing on to carryhim and trying to make sure
Bubby wasn't running off.
And she was like oh, my gosh,that's so good to hear.
And she even was like thank you, thank you so much.
And I didn't, I barely evensaid anything.
(11:33):
I just like kind of heard aroundand talked to her and I think
it's just like a little reminder, like you know, just everyone
once in a while you see a parent, just kind of you know we're
all in this together, so justkind of talk to them, give them
fucking kudos.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It probably made her feel good that, oh, it gets
better, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, and I just wanted to let her know that it's
normal Like hey, I rememberdoing that rushing and stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, that's a mom connection right there.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah.
And so now when I see her,she's like hi, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's nice Cool.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, so that's, that was it for our catch up.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
That was a good catch up, nice.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, now it's our topic.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Let's hit it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
How you doing.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Is that a hint to the topic?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, Do I sound like Wendy Williams, or do I sound
like Joey?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I think you have to do this to sound like it, like
that oh.
What's that Too sassy.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wow, that was done really well.
Oh no, skip, skip.
Oh wow, you sound more likeWendy Williams.
Our topic today is flirting.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Flirting baby.
Flirting 101.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Hmm, so our definition from Oxford languages
is to behave as thoughattracted or trying to attract
someone, but for amusementrather than with serious
intentions, which I don't knowif I can agree with that,
because some people do flirt forserious intentions.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, I think me trying to flirt now is like that
old man in the, not that Iwould flirt.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, who are you trying to?
What do you mean If I were?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
to flirt, I'd be.
I'd be that old man in thatcommercial with the dolly hooked
on the rod.
Where are you going?
The guy with the rod is just.
You almost got it.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What did you say?
Got to try a little harder, orsomething.
You got to try that harder,harder than that.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's kind of my flirting awkward and how would
you, how would you?
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
See, we can't even like pretend.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Pretend, you just said it, but when I flirt, not
when I flirt I meant if I wouldflirt, if I was a single
gentleman, it'd be like the, thedoll, whatever.
Really, you ruined it.
I didn't want to do thisanymore.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Fishing old man.
I thought this was for fun.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
We're supposed to be a fun, fun Cause, you know don't
even know what you're sayinganymore.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Okay, um, I don't know how to flirt.
You don't I don't, I don't knowhow to flirt.
I don't know anything aboutflirting.
I don't and I've told you thisbefore and I think I've said
this before too Like I thinkthere had been times back then
when I was single, when peoplehave tried to flirt with me or
like ask me out and I didn'tunderstand what was going on and
(14:35):
I was just like oh, and I justlike walked away because I'm I
don't, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You were a flirt.
You fucking liar.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
With you.
I hope it just with me.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You fucking whore.
We did some flirting.
That's the flirting.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
That's why I'm flirting now, Guys we did some
flirting before.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Do you remember?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
any A flirting.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, but 11 years ago.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't really know if we flirted.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Oh my God, I think we just like no, we didn't flirt.
We just like knew we were intoeach other.
I think, did you know it wasinto you?
You had to have known.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I did not know you, I never reached out to you for
your number.
I never knew you were into me.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
And I don't know you're into me.
You're so question every day.
You like me, I remember.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I think we just like, were texting after I reached
out to you on Facebook and thenwe never flirted.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
We sexted, oh wow, she's the kind of people we are.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
We went from talking just to sexting.
We didn't even flirt.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
To babies.
And here we are, but yeah, sowe asked some polls.
Okay, our fans, all our fans,how would you rate your flirting
skills?
38% said send me into a roomand I'll get anyone.
Damn, I'm proud of you guys.
(16:17):
Jesus Christ, I'm proud of them.
46% said I can start a combobut it ends there, yeah.
15% said help me.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I think I'd be in the 15%.
I'm in the 15% for sure.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Next one is can you tell if someone is flirting with
you?
71% duh, then it's game on 29%.
No, I'm still asking for help.
And the last thing is to sendus your flirting stories.
Best pickup lines any of those?
We actually got a few Currentlyflirting with the security
(16:54):
guards.
Slash COs at work.
Stay posted LOL.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
What's up?
Fucking dirty whore.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Is that a guy or girl ?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Man whore.
What's a man whore?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, Let us know, keep us updated.
Next one is do you know howmuch a sea lion weighs?
Just enough to break the ice.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Damn, that's a good one that's a fat-eyed sea lion.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
None of the ice is thin.
You want thin ice.
You know who you look like.
My next boyfriend, that's agood one.
A sly, you sly dog.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
That's like a silly flare, which is good.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That makes him laugh.
Yeah, last one Me.
Are you single or married Her?
I'm single Me.
Oh man, I can't take that ride.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The home you want, fucking married women only oh
wow, you a dog, you a dog A sealion dog.
So you hear all these storiesnow that teachers like hook up
with fucking high school kids.
Obviously a bunch of guys arelike fuck.
(18:07):
If that was me I wouldn't sayshit, because you know how they
all tell and then eventually itcomes out because they can't
keep their fucking mouth shut.
I had this art teacher in highschool.
She was a babe and she had ahusband who was this gigantic
ass foo.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Like just a big guy yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
And she even, like, showed me him before and I was
just like cool, cool and shewould like do things.
She would always be touching meand all this, doing all this
crazy shit.
And then I'm like damn, thisgirl fucking wants me to paint
her a picture.
You know, she was our teacherand I was like this little
(18:47):
scared, innocent kid and I neverfucking did anything.
But I knew for a fact she wasflirting with me and I never did
nothing and I regret it.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh darn Okay.
So the five flirty styles.
Wait, is that not a good story?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I mean, for Was that a good story?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
For flirting.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Don't act like you didn't want to flirt with your
fucking swim teacher.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I would have loved to what's his name?
Call him out.
What's his name?
No, what's his name.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Bolin Hi class of 2008.
Bolin Not just her, I know fora fact a lot of girls would talk
about your ass, bro.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh, that's because they still talk about him.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Like an old ass.
Wow, see how I don't get mad,like when she doesn't.
She can go swim.
Go swim with Bolin, I don'tcare Police what.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
You don't get mad.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Go swim with Bolin.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You make jokes and I make the same exact joke and you
get mad at me.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I'm laughing Anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Okay, okay Okay, there's different flirting
styles.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Five of them, so they are physical which is, you know
, using physical confidence,touching each other, physical
attraction to flirt.
They generally have an easiertime signaling their attraction,
obviously because it's moretangible.
Traditional, which is atraditional courtship, which is
(20:21):
where you kind of wait for theman to do, you know, to do the
where he goes after you.
The next is sincere, where youshow emotional connection and
sincere interest and people tendto develop intimacy early on in
relationships.
You can do this by elicitingself-disclosure, providing
(20:45):
social support and showing likea genuine interest in each other
.
Mm-hmm, okay, um, it'sgenerally a romantic but not
necessarily a sexual manner, soit's like more like Playful.
Yeah, well, there actually is ahold on.
There's polite, where you'recautious, you're not too forward
(21:07):
and you're following likeproper manners.
You tend to avoid behaviorsthat could be potentially
construed by others asaggressive or trying too hard or
need you know.
And the last one is playful,which is having fun, boosting
each other's self-esteem,flirting in a way that's more
lighthearted.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Okay, which one are you?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'd be the that one.
Playful, yeah, the more playful, like picking on you kind of.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh, I thought I would be playful too.
I feel like you would be morephysical or traditional.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Maybe traditional but more playful.
You know, it would be easier ifgirls cause I know a lot of
girls wait for guys to kind ofhit on them.
But I think girls flirting thephysical way would show guys
that, oh damn, she's into me.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
So you want, you think guys would like girls to
be more like touchy-feely, Moreforward because touchy-feely is
more like holy shit, she's likeshe's into me, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So take notes, girls, try to guys you're into, and
then they'll know that they'reinto you.
You get me.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I agree with that.
I think it is better to likeshow someone physically, to even
just like a hand on the knee orjust like a or the arm when
you're talking.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, something.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Or to be like oh, you're so silly, just like, tap
your shoulder a little bit.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Jesus, don't fucking slap me, brush your shoulder off
.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Thanks, dave Dantroff , but no, yeah, I think.
Yeah, it's hard, though,especially if you're coming from
a perspective of not just afemale, but perspective of
someone who is.
Some people are shy.
It's hard for them, they're shy.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
You know they can't come out of their shell.
It's hard to talk to someone.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
So, you know, Playful is the way to go.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I think, I think playful is the best one.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You could just have fun together.
Yeah, you know talk, make jokes, nice Okay, and that's why I
have flirting or friendlybecause it's easy to misread
signals 100%.
Even just like a smile now,like some of those times where
you know you smile as a personand someone reads into it too
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much and they're like oh hey, socan I get your number?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
then You're like oh, I heard this somewhere, but I
told a couple of my friends thisDon't mistake kindness for
likeness.
That's like a big thing because, like you said, a girl could
smile at you or like be reallynice to you, and you're like, oh
my God, she's like.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
She's into me.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Like people fucking could be nice.
You know, like even guys, youcan open the door for someone if
you're I don't know anywhere,or be nice to a girl.
You're not necessarily intothem, you're just being like a
gentleman, you know.
But some people always mistakeit for like, oh, they're into me
and it's like dude, that's likenormal shit you should be doing
.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
No, yeah, even as a girl, there's times where you
just even like you, say thankyou or like smile at someone.
I feel like now, you know, alot of times girls talk about
having resting bitch face andit's because you smile at
someone.
You just say thank you, youknow, you, you know, just
acknowledge someone in like afriendly manner and then all of
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a sudden it's oh, hey, oh, andyou're getting hit on.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I could see that.
When you don't want to Sure, Icould see that too.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
So it's.
You know it's hard to readsignals.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So here are some ways that you could distinguish
being flirty versus friendly.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Let's hear them.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Making prolonged eye contact.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's a fucking good one.
If you're into someone andthey're into you, you guys will
eye fuck each other.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh, dude, you're like I do.
Oh, you've, you've, you'veprolonged the eye contact.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, but I know it's real.
You know, dude, the eye contactis like.
I seen this video, too, of thisguy who was making like a
YouTube video or something andthis girl walked by him and she
wasn't even part of the videoand they like looked at each
other Aw cute.
And then he just looked at thecamera and then he was.
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He made like face like what theheck?
And then she walked by likewith their friends and then she
turned back around and he turnedaround and he's like fuck, I'm
going to go talk to her.
And he went, he got it.
Yeah, I just saw that like acouple weeks ago.
But eye contact is like a dude.
That's a gnarly thing.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, I think if you keep like, even if you're at
different like places orsettings in a room, if you keep
looking at each other keep liketelling, kind of telling each
other like hey, I see you.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I'm here.
That's cute.
Yeah, I think that's a greatlike starting point, I guess.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Nice, yeah.
Next one is make physicalcontact touching an arm, tapping
each other.
Next one is ask more in depthquestions.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So if you're talking to them, obviously no, like
little things you know, want toget to know them, yeah.
The next one is detect romancein the air.
So your environment, like readinto your environment.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Read the room.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Are you on a walk with a bunch of friends or are
you secluded in like a littlecorner talking to each other?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Or are they equally giving attention, the same
amount of attention they'regiving you to?
You know the people thatthey're talking to the next to
them.
Yeah, okay.
The last one is tilting theirhead, so I was kind of confused
by this one.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I am confused.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
In a study published in the Journal of Sex Research,
researchers used a facial actioncoding system to detect the
kinds of faces people pull whileflirting.
The coding showed the mosteffective flirting cues include
a head turned to one side andtilted down slightly.
So a head turned to one side,tilted down slightly and a
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slight smile oh gollar, feelcreepy and eyes turned toward
the implied target.
Hold on, let me turn to you, ha.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Ha, is this working?
I feel like we both have whiteblood.
I feel like I have fuckingcerebral palsy White blood.
I feel like you're sayingBounce palsy.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I feel like we have cerebral palsy, cerebral palsy,
oh no, hey, mouse palsy.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Hey, how's it going?
Oh no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay, no offense, but .
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Okay, so to one side, tilted down slightly.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I feel like hey, buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I feel like I turned into a mattress or something I
can't even move.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'd sleep on you.
Is that flirting?
I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh, no, yeah, so if you see that kind of facial
structure they're flirting with?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
you, they like you.
Either they like you or theyneed you to call 911.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm a mid stroke, oh, no, oh no.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Don't listen to fucking Harvard or whoever that
was.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
The Journal of Sex Research, the people who know
things the best.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh my God, my face hurts.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, so next thing is tips on flirting.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Cerebral.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
How to flirt the best .
So no bended snap.
What's that?
Do you remember that from ElleWoods?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Legally blonde.
She does where you.
She's like oh, I droppedsomething on the floor and I
bend down to pick it up and Isnap back up and she's like that
and now I think about it kindof looks like a little dog, like
it's hanging on its hind legsno bended snap.
That doesn't work.
Don't do that.
No, don't do that.
Okay, so actually get into aconversation and get past a
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small talk.
Like you really need to learnabout them.
Like who likes small talk?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I mean, I think if you're first talking to someone,
so I think once you pass thesmall talk and you're into more
deeper conversation and not likedeep, like fucking I don't know
, my dad left my family orsomething Like more you have
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stuff in common.
Cause once you have stuff incommon, the conversation could
go like super easy, easy going,you know.
And then you're just like damn,this person's cool, or like
they like to do what I like, orthey've done what I like and I
think you're into second date,or you're into like being open
to hanging out with them more.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, I think once you delve into that deeper
connection other than like soyou like hot Cheetos.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, nothing like stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, I think once you go a little bit deeper than
that and you get to find outthat you guys have more of a
connection, then it works better.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, but I mean small talk is necessary, right,
like everyone knows.
Small talk is there just tokind of break the ice and not
make things weird Like a sealion.
Yeah, but then the more you'rewhat.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
That was from the tip that the-.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh yeah, but once it gets a little more deeper than
that, then it's better yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Nice, okay.
Next one is remember flirtingis not about you.
Don't talk about yourself toomuch.
Don't always immediately turn aconversation back to yourself.
You want to learn about them.
People you know inherently kindof do like talking about
themselves or interests.
So if you can keep aconversation going much longer,
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you usually can if you'retalking more about them.
Yeah, Like you know people liketo talk about what they like
usually, so you also get a lotof more details about themselves
that you can relate to or talkabout.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I think it's important, especially for guys,
to not talk about yourself somuch, give like little detail as
possible, because it keeps itkind of like mysterious in a way
.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
An air of mystery.
Yeah, who is he?
Yeah, like they want to.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Keep talking to your get to know you.
Second dates for yep 100% no.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I remember that, like I remember like guys like just
be like oh, what about thisabout you?
What about this about you like,oh, you like, I see you're
wearing these shoes.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You like those yeah you don't want to show your
fucking hand before the draw.
You know, I Just made that up.
I don't that's real.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Oh, I went along with it, so it works.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Be mysterious.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Next one is playfully tease.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's mine, that mine is like playfully tease,
like into bullying.
Sometimes I take it too far.
I'm just like, I just like toplay around with you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I'm in the corner crying.
Sometimes, Okay, this is just acreative thing, but you know,
look for opportunities.
You know, but don't be mean orrude, you know and.
But obviously if you're alsoteasing them like kind of
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include yourself in it, likelike pick on yourself.
Yeah, that works a lot likeyeah, picking.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
That's.
A great tip is to not only likejab at them, but like yeah,
throw yourself in the mix.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, like even if you're talking to them and
they're kind of like not intoyou, like I'm sorry, I'm so I'm,
I'm bad at flirting.
I'm not good at this, like evenjust saying something like
humble, show your humble yeahfor sure you don't want to be
too cocky.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
No like that, but no, some girls like that no.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I have not met one girl that likes a cocky guy.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I'll cocky.
You don't want to be cocky,confident a little bit, but you
want to kind of Like I said it'snot playing the dumb card, but
it's like pick on yourself sothey know you're kind of down on
earth and you're like a cooldude.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Well, that's different.
That's different.
That's like humbling yourselfversus being cocky.
Yeah girls will a hundredpercent choose the man who was
humble over the man who wascocky.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
That's a bold statement though.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It is and I stand by it.
We'll see with a lot of girls.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Maybe, maybe not.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
The last thing is to just be sincere.
People can detect when you'rebeing fake, when you're just
trying to.
You know, talk to them for onething only If you're not really
into them, if, when you'retrying to talk to them, your
eyes are looking somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, don't be fake.
That's just fucking lame,because why are you there?
Why don't?
Don't?
I'll beat you up.
Probably fake people fuckinggrind my gears, man.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Took a doctor.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Now we're in the corner crying again.
Fuck everybody.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Don't be fake.
If you're not into them, don'teven give like that sucks when
you're kind of like going alongwith it and you're not really
even into them.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And then oh yeah, being fake.
Well, let's make that like alittle point.
Like, if you're not into theflirting, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You know you're not into them, but don't be an
asshole about it.
Just like.
Kind of like, let theconversation kind of slowly die,
don't keep it going.
You know like let it naturallykind of end and then you just go
on your way or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
But I think that's kind of hard, though, because
there are people who keep theconversation going like for
themselves, like I can know,like, oh, I think they like me,
like they keep talking over andover yeah what would you do?
I think it's just.
It just comes down to like aLike, a Statement of no, thank
you, or like really.
(35:34):
Yeah, like that'sstraightforward if someone's
trying to flirt with you ifsomeone, if someone's trying to
flirt with you and you're notinto it, then you just kind of
be like oh yeah, ha ha.
Like laugh at what they'resaying, but be like I'm sorry, I
have to go.
Like yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, something like that.
Don't say like no, I thinkthat's kind of killing.
The conversation is like ohyeah, I have to go, or Just
saying, oh no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Well, no, not just when they come up saying no,
thank you, just being.
If they're talking to you, thenbe like oh yeah, no, I'm sorry
I have to.
You know, go over here, myfriend's calling me your.
Okay, last thing if you'retexting Cuz you flirt when
you're texting- that's so mucheasier, I think do you I?
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These are what I read.
Use emojis.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I'm not a big emoji guy.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I'm not either but it's it said.
Using emoji says that you'reputting more effort into the
conversation other than justtyping things out.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Like you know, I Don't even think it's
necessarily emojis or typingthings out.
I think it's how fast you get aresponse, because obviously if
you're Into someone you're gonnamake time to text them quick.
We've talked about this before.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
That's what I have.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, so it's not just about emojis or whatever.
You're gonna fucking Respondingthe cute way, I guess I don't
know.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah, I'm the cute way as an emoji with a hard eyes
or an emoji with you know theegg-pond emoji Very cute with
some with a peach a peach.
I was gonna say a peach.
I just fruits and vegetablesand.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I just saw Joe Coy in In.
Brooklyn, new York but he's acomedian and he talked about
that.
Like my kid doesn't know whatthe fuck they're doing in life,
like they don't they.
They text people with fuckingegg-planned emojis with shit
squirting out of it.
But that's what I thought ofwhen we talked about emojis
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eggplanned, because he fuckingsaid that in one of his jokes.
Oh, I was hilarious, but Iguess that's the way the kids
for nowadays is egg-plannedemojis with fucking the splash,
the little splash sign on somepeaches.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Hey, they're not a day five, five, five fruits a
day veggies a day, get yourservants and kids.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Shack, do that commercial.
He'd say five fruits a day.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And then they say don't do that, because you get
diabetes.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Oh, just text your fruits just text your fruits.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You won't get the sugars you won every couple days
will be good.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah, and the last one I had is what you said match
their text, speed and frequency.
So, whatever they're doing,match it, and I've talked to
friends too before and they'vesaid that too, like oh, he's
taking this song, while I guessI'm gonna take this one.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I don't seem too eager if they're taking like
quite a bit of time.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
So, next is our man oh shit, I almost had a hot gas.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Oh, you almost sang the wrong thing.
What's?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
that man?
Let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Our ask, men, is what is the most shallowest deal
breaker that you hold secretly?
I'm not secret about it, butthose dragon talon nails so
gross the feet of the handsProbably both.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, the feet fucking.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Keep those fucking thingstailored, baby.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
No tailored talons tailored.
This weird knees.
You can be a straight dime, butif your knees are weird then
I'm out you have Not weird knees, but you have like very, oh,
because you're skinny.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
So your knees are like.
We'll be talking about yourknees, Don't?
Your knees are like.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I've never heard you say knees.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I like putting on your knees.
Don't say anything about myknees.
I love your knees.
I like her.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
How loud they chew food.
Yeah, it's pretty gnarly ifyour entire personality revolves
around a specific thing, suchas working out or coffee, or
tattoos, etc.
I need someone a little morewell well rounded.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I think those are all pretty good, like oh, that's
annoying.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
What was a girl in a Love is blind, where she made
Puerto Rico?
Oh my god, puerto Rico is right, puerto Rico was her thing
where she I'm loud, I'm PuertoRican, which it's fine.
You're from Puerto Rico, that'sfine.
But everything was I'm a PuertoRican, oh, I'm from Puerto Rico
.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Oh well, puerto Rican people, you know listen, I'm
Puerto Rican and I think I'vetold like four people in Puerto
Rican.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
So, yeah, I don't fucking.
That's not like a cool thing toflex about not just where
you're from, but like don't keepsaying it, yeah, it was fucking
annoying.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Fucker oh yeah, she's the worst.
Oh, she's the worst.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Okay if they scrape their cutlery against the plates
when they eat, or if they bitethe cutlery when they eat.
I can't stand that noise onebit.
Someone said Audi belly buttons.
Can't believe.
Nobody said it yet.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
What's that's natural ?
I know people can't help that.
Yeah, you bitch.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I don't like that one .
Yeah, I don't like that oneeither.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay, last is our.
Oh no, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Okay, okay, ready.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Do me off.
I threw it, you threw yourselfoff that belly button guy did a
nasal nasal inflection.
You Sound like a boat docking.
I like GOT.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I, oh man, that was nice.
Okay, let's hear the hot guys.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
It's our hot goss.
We only have one today.
There's a picture of tips goingviral.
You know how they flip it.
They flip it and expect they'dlook it with one eye to make
sure you fucking did 20% Wellthey look at you with one eye
and they pretend they're notlooking at you.
They have their other eye, gothe other way.
Okay, it went viral becausethere was an option.
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You know there's 10%, 15%, 20%.
There was one option that was100%.
That's fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
That is fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And I think it was like a $37,.
We'll have to look for it a tab, but the tip was 37,.
Whatever, it was 100% tip.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
That is insane.
I know servers bitch abouttheir tips like that's what they
live off of.
But my thing is and I'm nottrying to be a dick I tip, even
though I sometimes don't want to.
I'll tip whatever.
But if you don't like what yourwage is cause they say my wage
(43:22):
is fucking $3.50 a fucking hourget another fucking job, bro,
don't.
I think these servers shouldn'texpect a tip.
It's like Mr Pink said if shedoesn't serve me seven fucking
coffees, I'm not giving her atip.
That's not what I'm saying.
But, dude, if you give goodservice, sure here's a couple
(43:44):
bucks.
Go buy a fucking water afterwork.
You know you've been walking.
Oh no, you've been walkingaround in those fucking
platforms for eight hours.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Platforms.
Where are you going to eat?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Hooters?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Whatever shoes they wear, Idon't care.
People expect like a hefty tip,like for every customer, and
you're not deserving of one,straight up.
If you're a server, you're notdeserving of one.
If you give excellent service,you get a little something, sure
, but you're not getting 30, 40%tip.
(44:19):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I think there's a difference between tipping a
Waitress or a waiter who,someone who is running food back
and forth, doing like way moreversus someone who is Literally
just turning around grabbingfood and be like oh well, tip me
.
Yeah because there are placeswhere you go like I don't know,
like when we go to those, like Iwent today.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I went today to get my son some fruit and I said can
I get this little thing offruit?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
They're like yeah, $3 was a cup, a plastic cup, with
fruit.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
She's yeah, yeah so she said, okay, got it from a
little fridge like that, put itin front of me, turn the thing.
And it said what tip, bitch?
You're getting zero tip.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
You're not doing anything.
Okay, see, that's where I agree.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
If you are not like, if you're just turning and doing
something, that's fine if youdidn't fucking go to the fields
and plant that shit yourself,you're not getting a fucking tip
, fuck that.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
But if you are someone who is running back and
forth Fielding, I want warm, Iwant more ranch, I'm asking for
more drinks, I'm then you get atip, because that's service,
they're serving you.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
And that's the thing too, like it's, it's weird,
because that's what they signedup for.
Like you, if I go and get aserver job For minimum wage, oh,
I'm expecting tips from everycustomer.
Like.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
But shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
That's what you're getting the job for you should
fucking just Get.
Make sure you get your hourlywage.
That's it.
Why are you expecting a tipfrom okay?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
But there are places, though, like I had a cut, my
cousin he was working in Iforgot what state he was working
in and there were places thatwhen you're working there, your
wage is considerably lowerbecause they know you're working
for tips.
So since they know you'reworking for tips, they're paying
less and you're working forthose tips.
(46:19):
That's why you have to work forthose tips, to get those tips.
So his his wage to live wasmade off of tips.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
I think you just get another job, then you shouldn't
be a server.
Okay, but he did and thenthat's his fault.
That's not anybody else.
Did they fucking hold gun inhis head and say be a fucking
server?
Speaker 2 (46:40):
No, but if that's a job that you can find at that
point in time, then you get that.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I mean, I guess so.
But there's people who busttheir ass to go to their
favorite restaurant or want toeat a good meal where they can't
tip.
They could just afford theirmeal.
And then there's service whosay well, if you can't tip, then
you shouldn't come eat here.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
That shit fucking pisses me right off, like yeah,
I don't think anyone, I don'tthink anyone should say that
yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
They do, though.
I Went to this fucking breweryin Santa Rosa when the bartender
, or whoever she was, was, likeI was having this great
conversation with this couple.
They ordered like a $60 billand they didn't leave me a tip.
I wanted to be like who cares?
You're really like letting thatupset you that they didn't
(47:29):
leave you a fucking $5 tip.
Like Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I don't know, maybe it was a long hard day for, and
I don't give a shit, I don'tcare.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
You're fucking pulling a fucking tap to fill up
a beer.
How hard can it be?
You're talking to people.
I Don't know.
Tipping is fucking yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
I feel like tippings become a very hot topic these
days.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Let me make this clear.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
There's a finger up Wow, I.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Tip now pretty decent only because of me I do.
I'm doing better in my life,I'm making a little bit more
money, so I tip just because I'mnot an asshole, you know.
But If I was working my twofull-time jobs and my two
part-time jobs that I did forfucking five years I Wouldn't
(48:18):
tip as much.
Or if it was shitty service, Iwould tip zero, like I Don't
know.
Don't come at me with thatbullshit, fuck that.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Okay, well, I just went to Starbucks and I got some
hot chocolates for the kidsbecause it was our first rainy
day in a long time, so we made alittle hot chocolate run and I
went up to pay and the guy wassuper nice and he was like, okay
, your total is blah, blah, blah.
And I pulled my car.
(48:46):
He was like okay, card.
And he turned the thing and heimmediately I saw him he pushed
zero like he, he did no tip forhimself and then he turned it
around.
That's the homie.
And yeah, so I could pay didyou tip?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I did see, yeah, put zero and people will fucking tip
your ass.
Yeah, that's a little trick.
We went to fucking.
We did a road trip from Seattleback down to California and
there was a place.
Where was it?
In Portland or?
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Seattle the brewery.
It was a brewery.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
It was one of those fucking weirdo states where we
went to a brewery and I mean thekids had a little play section,
like we bought a fly.
There was some barbecue.
I wanted to leave a couplebucks.
You know Like, oh, dude, go buya fucking, buy yourself a beer.
You know there was a sign thereand even the guy told me oh, we
(49:40):
don't accept tips.
There was a sign there thatsaid tips come from.
It's gonna sound so crazy whenI say it, but it's real.
What did it say?
Tip for connected to slavery.
Somehow Tips are sexist,somehow.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Okay, you can't like.
If you don't know, that's whatit says, don't add that.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
But it says it.
It said it.
I'm gonna post it now.
I'm not saying this.
They said this.
The reason they had this signout was because the sign also
said we pay our employees well,Way more.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
I think they were starting at like $30.
$30.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
$25 or $30.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah, way more than you know the basic.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, so they try to include, I guess, the tips in
another hourly wage because theydon't stand for tipping,
because it's connected to sexismand racism and all this weirdo
shit they did.
I promise you I'm not lying.
I know for a fact.
It says that, so I'm gonna postthe picture.
That's the only thing I agreewith Seattle Is they don't tip
(50:51):
there.
Actually, that fuckingbreakfast spot was good, what's
it called?
Biscuit bitch, Biscuit bitchdude, keep doing your thing, my
favorite thing is when we wentto biscuit bitch.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
We all ordered there's five of us so we got a
few, a few amount of biscuitsand they handed you the bag and
they were like you got a heftybag of bitches here hold two
hands.
And they say Chris bitch,didn't they say that or
something?
No I would have slapped them.
Oh, please, you would havedanced over there.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
That place was delicious.
It was so good, the sauce andeverything.
We all loved it.
Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, don't expect to tip if you're a server.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
I was gonna say tip us, tip us, we have.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
I think I created a buy me coffee thing and you did,
but I scratched it out and saidbeer, like for Bud Ice.
And not one of our millionlisteners has bought us a beer.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Wait, where can you find that?
Where is that?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
On our fucking description in our YouTube.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Really it says buy us beer, buy us a Bud Ice.
Yeah, spend $5, get us twobeers man $5.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
You hear the dog barking in the background.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
He wants you to buy us a beer.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Anyway, anyway, thank you for tuning in again.
I was happy recording today.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh, I'm glad it's fun , right, yep, and we promise
actually we've been talking alot.
Now that our garage is done, wewanna have a guest very, very
soon.
It's not just us.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
So we're starting to build out our podcast studio and
it's gonna take quite a while.
So it's gonna be this maybe fora few more weeks, but we wanna
start having more people.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
I know you guys love us like so much, but I know we
wanna, we know you think we'rethe best.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
We wanna start having some friends on who have
different experience and careersand could bring a different
kind of.
Life stories Thing to thepodcast and.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Or even if you think that you should be on it in this
list, yeah, if you wanna be onit, come on it.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Well, drink a couple of briskeys.
Leave the kids at home.
If you don't have kids, comeand sleep.
We have a couch right here.
You sleep over.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Well, well, well Well .
Speaker 1 (53:11):
We have a good fucking AC heater whatever.
We have a cabinet full ofsnacks Fridge full of butt ice.
Okay, they're gonna be liningyou up at the door now, oh yeah,
like the trick or treaters.
Anyway, we appreciate youlistening, and we do.
We'll catch you on the flipflop later.
(53:33):
Bye, bye, we'll catch you onthe flip flop later.
This is a disaster.
Welcome back to All Tricks, notreats, the number one podcast
for relationship advice, kidsadvice, life advice.
That's all I got.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Advice advice.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, when we talk about everyday things.
But yeah, we're back foranother episode.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yay, so it's hasn't been too long of a break.
It's been a few weeks, but notyou know nothing big.
So we just have a few things tocatch up on.
Halloween pass by.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, it did, and in our town it's a big deal.
We've been coming here forquite a while to trick or treat
and there's like a bunch ofpeople.
But I wanted our house to bethe fun house and it's still
under construction, our house,so we don't have any lighting,
so I had to go buy a bigspotlight from Home Depot.
But one thing that I thoughtwould attract the kids was this
(00:59):
cornhole game where if you makeit, you get a full size bar.
We had a shitload of candy like1200 pieces of candy and then
the big size bars.
Yeah, we bought like five boxesof King size bars at Costco.
But if you made it you get twoshots, and if you make one you
get a King size bar, and if youmiss you still get candy anyway.
But it was fun when we trick ortreat as tourists quote unquote
(01:24):
but it was very stressful.
Being one of the houses nowLiving here and doing it, our
house would get swarmed, and wedidn't even dress up after all I
was so like, I was likeflustered and trying to get
everything ready, like we had afire pit in the front.
We sinned our fake grass or ifwe have some patchy artificial
(01:46):
grass, that I just threw afucking fire pit on top.
I was so like running aroundlike a chicken with its head cut
off, and we lit the fire and inthe next morning you fucking
burn ass grass, we have a singspot in our backyard Dude.
It was crazy, but our house waslike the house.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It was fun and my favorite thing is, you know, we
heard one person say oh man,everyone's been saying that this
is the house, which is what youknow.
It's what we wanted.
So and we talked about it and Isaid, you know, we'll learn
from it.
Now we know next year, like,what to do and not do too.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And the kids had fun and we had fun, so that's it,
Dude, coming from Whittier wherewe used to live, I think one
year we got like three or four.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, we even talked to our friends and our friends
back in Whittier were like Ididn't get any people or I got
like two kids.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, which is sad.
We had six to 700 kids comethrough.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And also if it tells you about, like, where we live.
We have.
All the houses around here arereally old, so there's like a
main street and they are prettybig houses.
One house was a Barbie houseand they painted the whole front
of their house hot pink.
So I think that just sayssomething about how Halloween is
very like taken seriouslyaround here?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's, it's not.
The house next to that househad like four Mars attack
characters that are at SpiritHalloween and they're like how
much?
$400 each or something.
And I remember they put them upand we're like oh no, we're
like holy shit, and we had afire bit we had us in a.
Milwaukee spotlight from home.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But one guy did say he was.
He was like, oh man, I like thelook of this house, this house
is cool, Like look at that, Lookat this, Like you know.
And I looked at him and I waslike, hey, the cool thing is
that we didn't even try man andhe was like, he was like.
No, I mean, I just want myhouse to look like this one day.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Our house is naturally spooky.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think it's just us.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But anyway, halloween was a success stressful success
.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, let's cheers to our first Halloween.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah we're in our house.
We've been waiting for that day.
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We made it to the 700 kids and parents.
They played too.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, um, something else that happened was my
birthday.
My birthday happened, I turned21 guys.
Chinese way Hell.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We're old farts.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Actually, no, you're only as old as you feel, and I
don't feel like I feel fuckinglike I'm going to die.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I feel old.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't feel old so 33 is.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
33 is really not bad.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's not, you're still young, you're established,
you're young.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That's the new 15, I think because, like old, people
that are like maybe 18.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, 15.
It's not getting hot waterthere, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
But I feel like 50, 60 year olds now are dude going
harder than me.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I just saw this video .
I wish I screenshotted her, butit was this lady and she has
like sleeves and she dresses socool, like has the best style,
and I was reading the commentsof people like you make me feel
like I'm not afraid to grow oldanymore.
Oh, that's a nice thing to say,and it was so.
And she was like yeah, likeshe's like celebrating growing
(05:07):
old and still being like yourauthentic self, and I thought
that was super cool.
And so, yeah, you're only asold as you feel.
Like who says you have to dressa certain way because there's a
certain age?
Or like feel a certain way.
So you know it was my birthdayand we celebrated by going to
Hibachi, because that's atradition, since I was like for
(05:27):
four yeah.
And then my friends and I wentto the cauldron in Anaheim.
If you love the spoopy stuff,they've got like it's very dark
in there.
They have spider webs, theyhave candlelight, they have a
book case.
So if you like the type ofstuff, I truly recommend the
cold.
And they gave me a free shotbecause it was my birthday.
(05:48):
And we got the best table bythe actual cauldron.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, spoopy life.
So that was really cool, myfriends to take me there.
Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, and then something else that happened
actually today is the kids gottheir report cards from their
school.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Who would have thought I was getting report
cards for our kids?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
What I do like is actually at the last school that
Champ went to, the report cardswere sent home electronically,
but here they're sent home intheir folders.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I don't know why, but I feel like this year is really
like.
It's like a legit report card.
Last year was online and I waslike, okay, okay, but this year
was like here's your.
I remember I would get myreport card and hide that shit
in the mail.
In the mail, yeah, I'd hidethat shit in fucking holy shit,
and F and a D in fucking art.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Your parents would be like why are you by the front
door?
You'd be like I just want somefresh air, I'm just cooling off.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And thinking back now , it's like that work was
probably so easy it probably waswe.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
just we're kids, didn't want to put the effort in
.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I saw this documentary.
It's like a documentary serieson Netflix and the coach is a
football coach and a bunch ofthe kids are like failing stupid
classes and a guy's failing art.
And he's like art, you'refailing fucking art.
And then there's a silence andhe's like draw a fucking picture
, man.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm like dude.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
that's true, it's like fucking add up some numbers
and pass the class.
I failed shit too, but it'sfunny how he said it, because
he's just like draw.
It's not really just drawing apicture, but it's like it might
be that easy, you know, to passa class.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, a little bit effort goes a long way.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
When you're young, you're dumb and idiots, but it
was fucking hilarious.
I draw a fucking picture.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I was crying and said like I can't, I can't, he was a
big ass fucking football player.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
He was an old kid, but that was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, I do want to share something that they sent
home with the kids with theirreport cards.
So it just says as you readthrough the report card, please
remember that all children donot learn to walk and talk at
the same age, nor do they learnmath and reading at the same
rate.
As we continue to set goals forthe school year, please
remember to keep an open mind.
Our children need to bechallenged, but not pushed
(08:04):
beyond their abilities.
They need to taste success andstill need time to smell the
flowers while they are a child.
We know your children as theyare in school.
You know your child as they areat home.
The real them may be somewherein between.
When these two images areblended with sufficient
understanding, acceptance andlove, we hope you all see a
unique individual who can makeyou proud and bring you much
(08:26):
happiness.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That was sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And that was very.
I really like that, actually,because as a parent, you just
want your kids to, you know, besuccessful and thrive as much as
they can, and sometimes it justyou know, you forget, yeah, and
the little humans.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The first time you read it in the room I was kind
of like what the heck?
Because school is for them,obviously, but in a way it is
for you too, because they learnso much, champ Bubby.
And when they come back you'relike holy shit, you see them one
way, but you don't see themlike learning all this shit and
growing as kids.
But the way it's worded is likeputs it in perspective, like it
(09:06):
is a blend.
They might like be differentwhen they're not around you you
know, so when I read that I waslike holy shit, that's when I
read that I actually teared up alittle bit.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I thought that was super sweet that they thought to
send that home, just as like alittle reminder.
Because you know, as parents oreven as people who were
students, when we got our reportcards we kind of take it
personal, like, oh, I didn't getthis grade, what did I do wrong
?
Or as a parent, oh, you didn'tdo that, well, what's going on?
Like, what am I doing wrong asa parent?
(09:36):
So it was very nice to readthat and just you know, have a
little reminder.
Are little humans are humans.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, last thing, just wanted to add a little
something else.
I had a nice conversation withthe mom at Bubby's class, yes.
So I went to pick her up and ofcourse I had a Nucky with me.
So Nucky likes to just stop andthrow things in the street,
(10:05):
likes to fall, likes to just notwant to walk anymore.
So I was running a littlebehind and she was as well, and
I've seen her before.
She's got, she's going to pickup a son, has another son with
her, and then she wears a littlegirl, a little baby girl, on
her chest and a little babycarrier.
So she was running late with meand then so we were walking
(10:29):
back from picking up our kidsand I turned to her and I said I
remember those days wearingthem, having one next to me, you
know, having three when I usedto go pick up champ.
I used to wear Nucky on my chestand be holding Bubby's hands,
and she was like, oh yeah, it'sa lot.
And I was like, oh, you know,like you could tell, she was
(10:50):
very like exasperated and shewas like it's a lot.
I feel like, you know, I'm justkind of, I feel like I'm always
yelling, I feel like I'm alwaysfrustrated like this and like
she was just all of a suddenjust started like venting and I
told her I was like that's okay.
And I said it's okay, I promiseyou.
I said I feel like I'm the sameway.
There's a lot of parents thatfeel like they're the same way.
And I said I promise you,though, it does like it gets
(11:12):
easier.
And I said look, I said him.
And I pointed to Nucky.
I said that was him and I wasthe one that I was always
wearing.
And I said I remember gettinglike very flustered, trying to
put the baby thing on to carryhim and trying to make sure
Bubby wasn't running off.
And she was like oh, my gosh,that's so good to hear.
And she even was like thank you, thank you so much.
And I didn't, I barely evensaid anything.
(11:33):
I just like kind of heard aroundand talked to her and I think
it's just like a little reminder, like you know, just everyone
once in a while you see a parent, just kind of you know we're
all in this together, so justkind of talk to them, give them
fucking kudos.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It probably made her feel good that, oh, it gets
better, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, and I just wanted to let her know that it's
normal Like hey, I rememberdoing that rushing and stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, that's a mom connection right there.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah.
And so now when I see her,she's like hi, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's nice Cool.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, so that's, that was it for our catch up.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
That was a good catch up, nice.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, now it's our topic.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Let's hit it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
How you doing.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Is that a hint to the topic?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, Do I sound like Wendy Williams, or do I sound
like Joey?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I think you have to do this to sound like it, like
that oh.
What's that Too sassy.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wow, that was done really well.
Oh no, skip, skip.
Oh wow, you sound more likeWendy Williams.
Our topic today is flirting.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Flirting baby.
Flirting 101.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Hmm, so our definition from Oxford languages
is to behave as thoughattracted or trying to attract
someone, but for amusementrather than with serious
intentions, which I don't knowif I can agree with that,
because some people do flirt forserious intentions.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, I think me trying to flirt now is like that
old man in the, not that Iwould flirt.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, who are you trying to?
What do you mean If I were?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
to flirt, I'd be.
I'd be that old man in thatcommercial with the dolly hooked
on the rod.
Where are you going?
The guy with the rod is just.
You almost got it.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What did you say?
Got to try a little harder, orsomething.
You got to try that harder,harder than that.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's kind of my flirting awkward and how would
you, how would you?
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
See, we can't even like pretend.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Pretend, you just said it, but when I flirt, not
when I flirt I meant if I wouldflirt, if I was a single
gentleman, it'd be like the, thedoll, whatever.
Really, you ruined it.
I didn't want to do thisanymore.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Fishing old man.
I thought this was for fun.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
We're supposed to be a fun, fun Cause, you know don't
even know what you're sayinganymore.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Okay, um, I don't know how to flirt.
You don't I don't, I don't knowhow to flirt.
I don't know anything aboutflirting.
I don't and I've told you thisbefore and I think I've said
this before too Like I thinkthere had been times back then
when I was single, when peoplehave tried to flirt with me or
like ask me out and I didn'tunderstand what was going on and
(14:35):
I was just like oh, and I justlike walked away because I'm I
don't, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You were a flirt.
You fucking liar.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
With you.
I hope it just with me.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You fucking whore.
We did some flirting.
That's the flirting.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
That's why I'm flirting now, Guys we did some
flirting before.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Do you remember?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
any A flirting.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, but 11 years ago.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't really know if we flirted.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Oh my God, I think we just like no, we didn't flirt.
We just like knew we were intoeach other.
I think, did you know it wasinto you?
You had to have known.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I did not know you, I never reached out to you for
your number.
I never knew you were into me.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
And I don't know you're into me.
You're so question every day.
You like me, I remember.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I think we just like, were texting after I reached
out to you on Facebook and thenwe never flirted.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
We sexted, oh wow, she's the kind of people we are.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
We went from talking just to sexting.
We didn't even flirt.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
To babies.
And here we are, but yeah, sowe asked some polls.
Okay, our fans, all our fans,how would you rate your flirting
skills?
38% said send me into a roomand I'll get anyone.
Damn, I'm proud of you guys.
(16:17):
Jesus Christ, I'm proud of them.
46% said I can start a combobut it ends there, yeah.
15% said help me.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I think I'd be in the 15%.
I'm in the 15% for sure.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Next one is can you tell if someone is flirting with
you?
71% duh, then it's game on 29%.
No, I'm still asking for help.
And the last thing is to sendus your flirting stories.
Best pickup lines any of those?
We actually got a few Currentlyflirting with the security
(16:54):
guards.
Slash COs at work.
Stay posted LOL.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
What's up?
Fucking dirty whore.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Is that a guy or girl ?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Man whore.
What's a man whore?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, Let us know, keep us updated.
Next one is do you know howmuch a sea lion weighs?
Just enough to break the ice.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Damn, that's a good one that's a fat-eyed sea lion.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
None of the ice is thin.
You want thin ice.
You know who you look like.
My next boyfriend, that's agood one.
A sly, you sly dog.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
That's like a silly flare, which is good.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That makes him laugh.
Yeah, last one Me.
Are you single or married Her?
I'm single Me.
Oh man, I can't take that ride.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The home you want, fucking married women only oh
wow, you a dog, you a dog A sealion dog.
So you hear all these storiesnow that teachers like hook up
with fucking high school kids.
Obviously a bunch of guys arelike fuck.
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If that was me I wouldn't sayshit, because you know how they
all tell and then eventually itcomes out because they can't
keep their fucking mouth shut.
I had this art teacher in highschool.
She was a babe and she had ahusband who was this gigantic
ass foo.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Like just a big guy yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
And she even, like, showed me him before and I was
just like cool, cool and shewould like do things.
She would always be touching meand all this, doing all this
crazy shit.
And then I'm like damn, thisgirl fucking wants me to paint
her a picture.
You know, she was our teacherand I was like this little
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scared, innocent kid and I neverfucking did anything.
But I knew for a fact she wasflirting with me and I never did
nothing and I regret it.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh darn Okay.
So the five flirty styles.
Wait, is that not a good story?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I mean, for Was that a good story?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
For flirting.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Don't act like you didn't want to flirt with your
fucking swim teacher.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I would have loved to what's his name?
Call him out.
What's his name?
No, what's his name.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Bolin Hi class of 2008.
Bolin Not just her, I know fora fact a lot of girls would talk
about your ass, bro.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh, that's because they still talk about him.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Like an old ass.
Wow, see how I don't get mad,like when she doesn't.
She can go swim.
Go swim with Bolin, I don'tcare Police what.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
You don't get mad.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Go swim with Bolin.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You make jokes and I make the same exact joke and you
get mad at me.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I'm laughing Anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Okay, okay Okay, there's different flirting
styles.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Five of them, so they are physical which is, you know
, using physical confidence,touching each other, physical
attraction to flirt.
They generally have an easiertime signaling their attraction,
obviously because it's moretangible.
Traditional, which is atraditional courtship, which is
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where you kind of wait for theman to do, you know, to do the
where he goes after you.
The next is sincere, where youshow emotional connection and
sincere interest and people tendto develop intimacy early on in
relationships.
You can do this by elicitingself-disclosure, providing
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social support and showing likea genuine interest in each other
.
Mm-hmm, okay, um, it'sgenerally a romantic but not
necessarily a sexual manner, soit's like more like Playful.
Yeah, well, there actually is ahold on.
There's polite, where you'recautious, you're not too forward
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and you're following likeproper manners.
You tend to avoid behaviorsthat could be potentially
construed by others asaggressive or trying too hard or
need you know.
And the last one is playful,which is having fun, boosting
each other's self-esteem,flirting in a way that's more
lighthearted.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Okay, which one are you?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'd be the that one.
Playful, yeah, the more playful, like picking on you kind of.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh, I thought I would be playful too.
I feel like you would be morephysical or traditional.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Maybe traditional but more playful.
You know, it would be easier ifgirls cause I know a lot of
girls wait for guys to kind ofhit on them.
But I think girls flirting thephysical way would show guys
that, oh damn, she's into me.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
So you want, you think guys would like girls to
be more like touchy-feely, Moreforward because touchy-feely is
more like holy shit, she's likeshe's into me, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So take notes, girls, try to guys you're into, and
then they'll know that they'reinto you.
You get me.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I agree with that.
I think it is better to likeshow someone physically, to even
just like a hand on the knee orjust like a or the arm when
you're talking.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, something.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Or to be like oh, you're so silly, just like, tap
your shoulder a little bit.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Jesus, don't fucking slap me, brush your shoulder off
.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Thanks, dave Dantroff , but no, yeah, I think.
Yeah, it's hard, though,especially if you're coming from
a perspective of not just afemale, but perspective of
someone who is.
Some people are shy.
It's hard for them, they're shy.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
You know they can't come out of their shell.
It's hard to talk to someone.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
So, you know, Playful is the way to go.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I think, I think playful is the best one.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You could just have fun together.
Yeah, you know talk, make jokes, nice Okay, and that's why I
have flirting or friendlybecause it's easy to misread
signals 100%.
Even just like a smile now,like some of those times where
you know you smile as a personand someone reads into it too
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much and they're like oh hey, socan I get your number?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
then You're like oh, I heard this somewhere, but I
told a couple of my friends thisDon't mistake kindness for
likeness.
That's like a big thing because, like you said, a girl could
smile at you or like be reallynice to you, and you're like, oh
my God, she's like.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
She's into me.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Like people fucking could be nice.
You know, like even guys, youcan open the door for someone if
you're I don't know anywhere,or be nice to a girl.
You're not necessarily intothem, you're just being like a
gentleman, you know.
But some people always mistakeit for like, oh, they're into me
and it's like dude, that's likenormal shit you should be doing
.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
No, yeah, even as a girl, there's times where you
just even like you, say thankyou or like smile at someone.
I feel like now, you know, alot of times girls talk about
having resting bitch face andit's because you smile at
someone.
You just say thank you, youknow, you, you know, just
acknowledge someone in like afriendly manner and then all of
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a sudden it's oh, hey, oh, andyou're getting hit on.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I could see that.
When you don't want to Sure, Icould see that too.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
So it's.
You know it's hard to readsignals.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So here are some ways that you could distinguish
being flirty versus friendly.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Let's hear them.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Making prolonged eye contact.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's a fucking good one.
If you're into someone andthey're into you, you guys will
eye fuck each other.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh, dude, you're like I do.
Oh, you've, you've, you'veprolonged the eye contact.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, but I know it's real.
You know, dude, the eye contactis like.
I seen this video, too, of thisguy who was making like a
YouTube video or something andthis girl walked by him and she
wasn't even part of the videoand they like looked at each
other Aw cute.
And then he just looked at thecamera and then he was.
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He made like face like what theheck?
And then she walked by likewith their friends and then she
turned back around and he turnedaround and he's like fuck, I'm
going to go talk to her.
And he went, he got it.
Yeah, I just saw that like acouple weeks ago.
But eye contact is like a dude.
That's a gnarly thing.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, I think if you keep like, even if you're at
different like places orsettings in a room, if you keep
looking at each other keep liketelling, kind of telling each
other like hey, I see you.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I'm here.
That's cute.
Yeah, I think that's a greatlike starting point, I guess.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Nice, yeah.
Next one is make physicalcontact touching an arm, tapping
each other.
Next one is ask more in depthquestions.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So if you're talking to them, obviously no, like
little things you know, want toget to know them, yeah.
The next one is detect romancein the air.
So your environment, like readinto your environment.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Read the room.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Are you on a walk with a bunch of friends or are
you secluded in like a littlecorner talking to each other?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Or are they equally giving attention, the same
amount of attention they'regiving you to?
You know the people thatthey're talking to the next to
them.
Yeah, okay.
The last one is tilting theirhead, so I was kind of confused
by this one.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I am confused.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
In a study published in the Journal of Sex Research,
researchers used a facial actioncoding system to detect the
kinds of faces people pull whileflirting.
The coding showed the mosteffective flirting cues include
a head turned to one side andtilted down slightly.
So a head turned to one side,tilted down slightly and a
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slight smile oh gollar, feelcreepy and eyes turned toward
the implied target.
Hold on, let me turn to you, ha.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Ha, is this working?
I feel like we both have whiteblood.
I feel like I have fuckingcerebral palsy White blood.
I feel like you're sayingBounce palsy.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I feel like we have cerebral palsy, cerebral palsy,
oh no, hey, mouse palsy.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Hey, how's it going?
Oh no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay, no offense, but .
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Okay, so to one side, tilted down slightly.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I feel like hey, buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I feel like I turned into a mattress or something I
can't even move.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'd sleep on you.
Is that flirting?
I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh, no, yeah, so if you see that kind of facial
structure they're flirting with?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
you, they like you.
Either they like you or theyneed you to call 911.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm a mid stroke, oh, no, oh no.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Don't listen to fucking Harvard or whoever that
was.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
The Journal of Sex Research, the people who know
things the best.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh my God, my face hurts.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, so next thing is tips on flirting.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Cerebral.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
How to flirt the best .
So no bended snap.
What's that?
Do you remember that from ElleWoods?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Legally blonde.
She does where you.
She's like oh, I droppedsomething on the floor and I
bend down to pick it up and Isnap back up and she's like that
and now I think about it kindof looks like a little dog, like
it's hanging on its hind legsno bended snap.
That doesn't work.
Don't do that.
No, don't do that.
Okay, so actually get into aconversation and get past a
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small talk.
Like you really need to learnabout them.
Like who likes small talk?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I mean, I think if you're first talking to someone,
so I think once you pass thesmall talk and you're into more
deeper conversation and not likedeep, like fucking I don't know
, my dad left my family orsomething Like more you have
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stuff in common.
Cause once you have stuff incommon, the conversation could
go like super easy, easy going,you know.
And then you're just like damn,this person's cool, or like
they like to do what I like, orthey've done what I like and I
think you're into second date,or you're into like being open
to hanging out with them more.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, I think once you delve into that deeper
connection other than like soyou like hot Cheetos.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, nothing like stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, I think once you go a little bit deeper than
that and you get to find outthat you guys have more of a
connection, then it works better.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, but I mean small talk is necessary, right,
like everyone knows.
Small talk is there just tokind of break the ice and not
make things weird Like a sealion.
Yeah, but then the more you'rewhat.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
That was from the tip that the-.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh yeah, but once it gets a little more deeper than
that, then it's better yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Nice, okay.
Next one is remember flirtingis not about you.
Don't talk about yourself toomuch.
Don't always immediately turn aconversation back to yourself.
You want to learn about them.
People you know inherently kindof do like talking about
themselves or interests.
So if you can keep aconversation going much longer,
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you usually can if you'retalking more about them.
Yeah, Like you know people liketo talk about what they like
usually, so you also get a lotof more details about themselves
that you can relate to or talkabout.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I think it's important, especially for guys,
to not talk about yourself somuch, give like little detail as
possible, because it keeps itkind of like mysterious in a way
.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
An air of mystery.
Yeah, who is he?
Yeah, like they want to.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Keep talking to your get to know you.
Second dates for yep 100% no.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I remember that, like I remember like guys like just
be like oh, what about thisabout you?
What about this about you like,oh, you like, I see you're
wearing these shoes.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You like those yeah you don't want to show your
fucking hand before the draw.
You know, I Just made that up.
I don't that's real.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Oh, I went along with it, so it works.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Be mysterious.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Next one is playfully tease.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's mine, that mine is like playfully tease,
like into bullying.
Sometimes I take it too far.
I'm just like, I just like toplay around with you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I'm in the corner crying.
Sometimes, Okay, this is just acreative thing, but you know,
look for opportunities.
You know, but don't be mean orrude, you know and.
But obviously if you're alsoteasing them like kind of
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include yourself in it, likelike pick on yourself.
Yeah, that works a lot likeyeah, picking.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
That's.
A great tip is to not only likejab at them, but like yeah,
throw yourself in the mix.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, like even if you're talking to them and
they're kind of like not intoyou, like I'm sorry, I'm so I'm,
I'm bad at flirting.
I'm not good at this, like evenjust saying something like
humble, show your humble yeahfor sure you don't want to be
too cocky.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
No like that, but no, some girls like that no.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I have not met one girl that likes a cocky guy.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I'll cocky.
You don't want to be cocky,confident a little bit, but you
want to kind of Like I said it'snot playing the dumb card, but
it's like pick on yourself sothey know you're kind of down on
earth and you're like a cooldude.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Well, that's different.
That's different.
That's like humbling yourselfversus being cocky.
Yeah girls will a hundredpercent choose the man who was
humble over the man who wascocky.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
That's a bold statement though.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It is and I stand by it.
We'll see with a lot of girls.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Maybe, maybe not.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
The last thing is to just be sincere.
People can detect when you'rebeing fake, when you're just
trying to.
You know, talk to them for onething only If you're not really
into them, if, when you'retrying to talk to them, your
eyes are looking somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, don't be fake.
That's just fucking lame,because why are you there?
Why don't?
Don't?
I'll beat you up.
Probably fake people fuckinggrind my gears, man.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Took a doctor.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Now we're in the corner crying again.
Fuck everybody.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Don't be fake.
If you're not into them, don'teven give like that sucks when
you're kind of like going alongwith it and you're not really
even into them.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And then oh yeah, being fake.
Well, let's make that like alittle point.
Like, if you're not into theflirting, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You know you're not into them, but don't be an
asshole about it.
Just like.
Kind of like, let theconversation kind of slowly die,
don't keep it going.
You know like let it naturallykind of end and then you just go
on your way or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
But I think that's kind of hard, though, because
there are people who keep theconversation going like for
themselves, like I can know,like, oh, I think they like me,
like they keep talking over andover yeah what would you do?
I think it's just.
It just comes down to like aLike, a Statement of no, thank
you, or like really.
(35:34):
Yeah, like that'sstraightforward if someone's
trying to flirt with you ifsomeone, if someone's trying to
flirt with you and you're notinto it, then you just kind of
be like oh yeah, ha ha.
Like laugh at what they'resaying, but be like I'm sorry, I
have to go.
Like yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, something like that.
Don't say like no, I thinkthat's kind of killing.
The conversation is like ohyeah, I have to go, or Just
saying, oh no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Well, no, not just when they come up saying no,
thank you, just being.
If they're talking to you, thenbe like oh yeah, no, I'm sorry
I have to.
You know, go over here, myfriend's calling me your.
Okay, last thing if you'retexting Cuz you flirt when
you're texting- that's so mucheasier, I think do you I?
(36:18):
These are what I read.
Use emojis.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I'm not a big emoji guy.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I'm not either but it's it said.
Using emoji says that you'reputting more effort into the
conversation other than justtyping things out.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Like you know, I Don't even think it's
necessarily emojis or typingthings out.
I think it's how fast you get aresponse, because obviously if
you're Into someone you're gonnamake time to text them quick.
We've talked about this before.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
That's what I have.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, so it's not just about emojis or whatever.
You're gonna fucking Respondingthe cute way, I guess I don't
know.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah, I'm the cute way as an emoji with a hard eyes
or an emoji with you know theegg-pond emoji Very cute with
some with a peach a peach.
I was gonna say a peach.
I just fruits and vegetablesand.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I just saw Joe Coy in In.
Brooklyn, new York but he's acomedian and he talked about
that.
Like my kid doesn't know whatthe fuck they're doing in life,
like they don't they.
They text people with fuckingegg-planned emojis with shit
squirting out of it.
But that's what I thought ofwhen we talked about emojis
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eggplanned, because he fuckingsaid that in one of his jokes.
Oh, I was hilarious, but Iguess that's the way the kids
for nowadays is egg-plannedemojis with fucking the splash,
the little splash sign on somepeaches.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Hey, they're not a day five, five, five fruits a
day veggies a day, get yourservants and kids.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Shack, do that commercial.
He'd say five fruits a day.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And then they say don't do that, because you get
diabetes.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Oh, just text your fruits just text your fruits.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You won't get the sugars you won every couple days
will be good.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah, and the last one I had is what you said match
their text, speed and frequency.
So, whatever they're doing,match it, and I've talked to
friends too before and they'vesaid that too, like oh, he's
taking this song, while I guessI'm gonna take this one.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I don't seem too eager if they're taking like
quite a bit of time.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
So, next is our man oh shit, I almost had a hot gas.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Oh, you almost sang the wrong thing.
What's?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
that man?
Let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Our ask, men, is what is the most shallowest deal
breaker that you hold secretly?
I'm not secret about it, butthose dragon talon nails so
gross the feet of the handsProbably both.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, the feet fucking.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Keep those fucking thingstailored, baby.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
No tailored talons tailored.
This weird knees.
You can be a straight dime, butif your knees are weird then
I'm out you have Not weird knees, but you have like very, oh,
because you're skinny.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
So your knees are like.
We'll be talking about yourknees, Don't?
Your knees are like.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I've never heard you say knees.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I like putting on your knees.
Don't say anything about myknees.
I love your knees.
I like her.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
How loud they chew food.
Yeah, it's pretty gnarly ifyour entire personality revolves
around a specific thing, suchas working out or coffee, or
tattoos, etc.
I need someone a little morewell well rounded.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I think those are all pretty good, like oh, that's
annoying.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
What was a girl in a Love is blind, where she made
Puerto Rico?
Oh my god, puerto Rico is right, puerto Rico was her thing
where she I'm loud, I'm PuertoRican, which it's fine.
You're from Puerto Rico, that'sfine.
But everything was I'm a PuertoRican, oh, I'm from Puerto Rico
.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Oh well, puerto Rican people, you know listen, I'm
Puerto Rican and I think I'vetold like four people in Puerto
Rican.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
So, yeah, I don't fucking.
That's not like a cool thing toflex about not just where
you're from, but like don't keepsaying it, yeah, it was fucking
annoying.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Fucker oh yeah, she's the worst.
Oh, she's the worst.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Okay if they scrape their cutlery against the plates
when they eat, or if they bitethe cutlery when they eat.
I can't stand that noise onebit.
Someone said Audi belly buttons.
Can't believe.
Nobody said it yet.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
What's that's natural ?
I know people can't help that.
Yeah, you bitch.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I don't like that one .
Yeah, I don't like that oneeither.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay, last is our.
Oh no, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Okay, okay, ready.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Do me off.
I threw it, you threw yourselfoff that belly button guy did a
nasal nasal inflection.
You Sound like a boat docking.
I like GOT.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I, oh man, that was nice.
Okay, let's hear the hot guys.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
It's our hot goss.
We only have one today.
There's a picture of tips goingviral.
You know how they flip it.
They flip it and expect they'dlook it with one eye to make
sure you fucking did 20% Wellthey look at you with one eye
and they pretend they're notlooking at you.
They have their other eye, gothe other way.
Okay, it went viral becausethere was an option.
(42:41):
You know there's 10%, 15%, 20%.
There was one option that was100%.
That's fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
That is fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And I think it was like a $37,.
We'll have to look for it a tab, but the tip was 37,.
Whatever, it was 100% tip.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
That is insane.
I know servers bitch abouttheir tips like that's what they
live off of.
But my thing is and I'm nottrying to be a dick I tip, even
though I sometimes don't want to.
I'll tip whatever.
But if you don't like what yourwage is cause they say my wage
(43:22):
is fucking $3.50 a fucking hourget another fucking job, bro,
don't.
I think these servers shouldn'texpect a tip.
It's like Mr Pink said if shedoesn't serve me seven fucking
coffees, I'm not giving her atip.
That's not what I'm saying.
But, dude, if you give goodservice, sure here's a couple
(43:44):
bucks.
Go buy a fucking water afterwork.
You know you've been walking.
Oh no, you've been walkingaround in those fucking
platforms for eight hours.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Platforms.
Where are you going to eat?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Hooters?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Whatever shoes they wear, Idon't care.
People expect like a hefty tip,like for every customer, and
you're not deserving of one,straight up.
If you're a server, you're notdeserving of one.
If you give excellent service,you get a little something, sure
, but you're not getting 30, 40%tip.
(44:19):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I think there's a difference between tipping a
Waitress or a waiter who,someone who is running food back
and forth, doing like way moreversus someone who is Literally
just turning around grabbingfood and be like oh well, tip me
.
Yeah because there are placeswhere you go like I don't know,
like when we go to those, like Iwent today.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I went today to get my son some fruit and I said can
I get this little thing offruit?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
They're like yeah, $3 was a cup, a plastic cup, with
fruit.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
She's yeah, yeah so she said, okay, got it from a
little fridge like that, put itin front of me, turn the thing.
And it said what tip, bitch?
You're getting zero tip.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
You're not doing anything.
Okay, see, that's where I agree.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
If you are not like, if you're just turning and doing
something, that's fine if youdidn't fucking go to the fields
and plant that shit yourself,you're not getting a fucking tip
, fuck that.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
But if you are someone who is running back and
forth Fielding, I want warm, Iwant more ranch, I'm asking for
more drinks, I'm then you get atip, because that's service,
they're serving you.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
And that's the thing too, like it's, it's weird,
because that's what they signedup for.
Like you, if I go and get aserver job For minimum wage, oh,
I'm expecting tips from everycustomer.
Like.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
But shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
That's what you're getting the job for you should
fucking just Get.
Make sure you get your hourlywage.
That's it.
Why are you expecting a tipfrom okay?
Speaker 2 (45:59):
But there are places, though, like I had a cut, my
cousin he was working in Iforgot what state he was working
in and there were places thatwhen you're working there, your
wage is considerably lowerbecause they know you're working
for tips.
So since they know you'reworking for tips, they're paying
less and you're working forthose tips.
(46:19):
That's why you have to work forthose tips, to get those tips.
So his his wage to live wasmade off of tips.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
I think you just get another job, then you shouldn't
be a server.
Okay, but he did and thenthat's his fault.
That's not anybody else.
Did they fucking hold gun inhis head and say be a fucking
server?
Speaker 2 (46:40):
No, but if that's a job that you can find at that
point in time, then you get that.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I mean, I guess so.
But there's people who busttheir ass to go to their
favorite restaurant or want toeat a good meal where they can't
tip.
They could just afford theirmeal.
And then there's service whosay well, if you can't tip, then
you shouldn't come eat here.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
That shit fucking pisses me right off, like yeah,
I don't think anyone, I don'tthink anyone should say that
yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
They do, though.
I Went to this fucking breweryin Santa Rosa when the bartender
, or whoever she was, was, likeI was having this great
conversation with this couple.
They ordered like a $60 billand they didn't leave me a tip.
I wanted to be like who cares?
You're really like letting thatupset you that they didn't
(47:29):
leave you a fucking $5 tip.
Like Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I don't know, maybe it was a long hard day for, and
I don't give a shit, I don'tcare.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
You're fucking pulling a fucking tap to fill up
a beer.
How hard can it be?
You're talking to people.
I Don't know.
Tipping is fucking yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
I feel like tippings become a very hot topic these
days.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Let me make this clear.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
There's a finger up Wow, I.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Tip now pretty decent only because of me I do.
I'm doing better in my life,I'm making a little bit more
money, so I tip just because I'mnot an asshole, you know.
But If I was working my twofull-time jobs and my two
part-time jobs that I did forfucking five years I Wouldn't
(48:18):
tip as much.
Or if it was shitty service, Iwould tip zero, like I Don't
know.
Don't come at me with thatbullshit, fuck that.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Okay, well, I just went to Starbucks and I got some
hot chocolates for the kidsbecause it was our first rainy
day in a long time, so we made alittle hot chocolate run and I
went up to pay and the guy wassuper nice and he was like, okay
, your total is blah, blah, blah.
And I pulled my car.
(48:46):
He was like okay, card.
And he turned the thing and heimmediately I saw him he pushed
zero like he, he did no tip forhimself and then he turned it
around.
That's the homie.
And yeah, so I could pay didyou tip?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I did see, yeah, put zero and people will fucking tip
your ass.
Yeah, that's a little trick.
We went to fucking.
We did a road trip from Seattleback down to California and
there was a place.
Where was it?
In Portland or?
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Seattle the brewery.
It was a brewery.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
It was one of those fucking weirdo states where we
went to a brewery and I mean thekids had a little play section,
like we bought a fly.
There was some barbecue.
I wanted to leave a couplebucks.
You know Like, oh, dude, go buya fucking, buy yourself a beer.
You know there was a sign thereand even the guy told me oh, we
(49:40):
don't accept tips.
There was a sign there thatsaid tips come from.
It's gonna sound so crazy whenI say it, but it's real.
What did it say?
Tip for connected to slavery.
Somehow Tips are sexist,somehow.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Okay, you can't like.
If you don't know, that's whatit says, don't add that.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
But it says it.
It said it.
I'm gonna post it now.
I'm not saying this.
They said this.
The reason they had this signout was because the sign also
said we pay our employees well,Way more.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
I think they were starting at like $30.
$30.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
$25 or $30.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah, way more than you know the basic.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, so they try to include, I guess, the tips in
another hourly wage because theydon't stand for tipping,
because it's connected to sexismand racism and all this weirdo
shit they did.
I promise you I'm not lying.
I know for a fact.
It says that, so I'm gonna postthe picture.
That's the only thing I agreewith Seattle Is they don't tip
(50:51):
there.
Actually, that fuckingbreakfast spot was good, what's
it called?
Biscuit bitch, Biscuit bitchdude, keep doing your thing, my
favorite thing is when we wentto biscuit bitch.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
We all ordered there's five of us so we got a
few, a few amount of biscuitsand they handed you the bag and
they were like you got a heftybag of bitches here hold two
hands.
And they say Chris bitch,didn't they say that or
something?
No I would have slapped them.
Oh, please, you would havedanced over there.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
That place was delicious.
It was so good, the sauce andeverything.
We all loved it.
Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah, don't expect to tip if you're a server.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
I was gonna say tip us, tip us, we have.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
I think I created a buy me coffee thing and you did,
but I scratched it out and saidbeer, like for Bud Ice.
And not one of our millionlisteners has bought us a beer.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Wait, where can you find that?
Where is that?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
On our fucking description in our YouTube.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Really it says buy us beer, buy us a Bud Ice.
Yeah, spend $5, get us twobeers man $5.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
You hear the dog barking in the background.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
He wants you to buy us a beer.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Anyway, anyway, thank you for tuning in again.
I was happy recording today.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh, I'm glad it's fun , right, yep, and we promise
actually we've been talking alot.
Now that our garage is done, wewanna have a guest very, very
soon.
It's not just us.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
So we're starting to build out our podcast studio and
it's gonna take quite a while.
So it's gonna be this maybe fora few more weeks, but we wanna
start having more people.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
I know you guys love us like so much, but I know we
wanna, we know you think we'rethe best.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
We wanna start having some friends on who have
different experience and careersand could bring a different
kind of.
Life stories Thing to thepodcast and.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Or even if you think that you should be on it in this
list, yeah, if you wanna be onit, come on it.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Well, drink a couple of briskeys.
Leave the kids at home.
If you don't have kids, comeand sleep.
We have a couch right here.
You sleep over.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Well, well, well Well .
Speaker 1 (53:11):
We have a good fucking AC heater whatever.
We have a cabinet full ofsnacks Fridge full of butt ice.
Okay, they're gonna be liningyou up at the door now, oh yeah,
like the trick or treaters.
Anyway, we appreciate youlistening, and we do.
We'll catch you on the flipflop later.
(53:33):
Bye, bye, we'll catch you onthe flip flop later.
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