December 19, 2023 • 53 mins
Ding Dong! Ever felt that swell of pride so strong it could burst your heart? Well, strap in, because we're spilling on Bubby's first ballet recital, where every pirouette and plié was a punch to the feels. We're serving up a holiday platter of personal tales, TV obsessions (hello, Tony Soprano), and Italian meat cravings, all while navigating the festive chaos that knits our family closer. And speaking of knits, let's not forget the girls' getaway to Boston—history, clams, and a chill that made us all the more grateful for each other's warmth.
Now, let's get real about decking the halls without decking someone in the face—holiday stress, we're looking at you. Our latest episode is your survival guide through the tinsel-laden trenches, complete with my hubby's ninja wrapping skills that turn gift-giving into an art form. We're tossing you our lifesaving tips and hilarious listener stories that prove we're all just one ugly sweater away from a Christmas meltdown. Plus, a shout-out to all who've expertly dodged that dreaded "When are you getting married?" question—we feel you.
We wrap up with a cozy chat about those small, shared moments that make living with others a sitcom-worthy adventure. From hair ties conducting a disappearing act to the great sock escapade and the nocturnal symphonies our loved ones serenade us with—we've covered it all. And we didn't forget those Lifetime movie castings that send us into generational shockwaves—Melissa Joan Hart, a grandma? C'mon. So, pour yourself some eggnog, and let's laugh our way through the holidays and beyond, spilling tea that's too good for TMZ but just right for us.
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
Welcome back to Old Tricks.
It's been a while since I.
How's it go?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's been a while since I could say I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We have to say sorry to you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
God, how many times are they?
We're just sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Should we call the I'm sorry podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, this should be called the.
Here we Are.
Surprise, the InconsistentPodcast, at least we're going.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You know we did get rated like 5 people's top 10%.
Listen to podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You're lying.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Square, maybe it was more than that.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Was it just you and me?
It was like 15% or something itwas just you and me, which is
cool.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And then it was like 2 people's 1% you and me,
probably us, it is.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We're my aunt, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Anyway, we're back, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
We're back, we're thriving.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, we're alive.
We're a little sick maybe wewere all sick, yes, but anyway,
we're here to bring you anotherepisode.
You know it's a Christmasepisode, woo.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
The holidays.
The holidays Are among us.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And we're ready to rock.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So now that we're here, let's just talk about
what's been going on.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, bubby had her first ballet recital.
Yeah, her first ever.
It's always been champ, youknow, doing his thing.
We've always been, you know,just supporting him.
So now she's got her littlething going in ballet.
She had her recital.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, she's a badass.
Her like second class.
Her teacher was like I thinkshe needs to be bumped up to the
next class and we're like Iwanted her to.
Obviously I want her to like bepushed kind of, but it was
really good for her.
She's super.
She calls it shy, but she getsreally emotional when there's
people looking at her and shit.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So yeah, we've all been.
Hey, I used to be like that Metoo.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I was like that was a baby, but now I'm like a big,
strong, tough guy, you know.
Yeah, her recital went good anda lot of people went for her.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So many people went for her yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
We had like 15 people probably, and it was short.
Her performance was what liketwo minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, just one little dance, a little two minute
dance.
It did it two times, soeveryone could see.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And after the first one, everyone cheered and she
was like doing super good.
Everyone cheered and yelled andthen we all look up and she's
crying, bawling her eyes out,because I think it was a little
much it's intense.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's intense to have that many people looking at you
and you know you're not used toit.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
She did a great job, though, but she did.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
She recovered and she did the second dance.
Yeah, we're very proud of her.
For sure we are, and next iswe've been watching the Sopranos
.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Great show I've heard for a long time it was, and
everyone's like Chris dude.
That guy reminds me of you,like the boss, oh God, I just do
oh no one told you that no.
I told myself that during theshow I'm like that's me.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Every single time, I have one eye rolling in the back
of my head.
The other one is like closing.
Every single time, that's me,that's me Such a good show.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's such a good show .
He's like dude, he's a bigsweetheart, he is.
I love it.
You just can't help but lovehim.
I know it's so good, it is goodit just makes me want a
charcuterie board too.
All the gavagool and all thatDude, they eat the.
Proshutes all the prosciuttoand the mozzarella we barely got
in a charcuterie boards andwine, and I'm like they had the
(04:02):
secret the whole time.
That's why those Italians arealways so happy they're always
eating meat and bread and pasta.
They're in the kitchen pullingout fucking sliced meat.
I'm like what, how do?
Why don't we have that?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Now we do.
We have lunch meat.
Now we do have sliced meat.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, so we've been, we're turning into them.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh no, I'm just kidding Anyway.
Yeah, and the last thing is,it's the holiday season, so
we've been doing Christmasactivities.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's been fun.
Christmas is my favorite, Ithink now, out of all the
holidays, brianna is not thebiggest she or you are fun.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
No, I love Christmas.
Obviously, Halloween is myfavorite, but I love Christmas
Mine used to be a Halloween, butI don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I think as the kids get older, I'm more into family
shit.
Yeah, you're a dad now, butyeah, another thing real quick
is we've done some traveling.
You went to Boston with thegirls my girls trip.
I did?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I went to Boston with my besties Bri, bri B and Becca
, and we just went during um,during a little weekend, a
little weekend girls trip, andthat might be why I kind of have
this cold, because it was verycold and rainy and one day it
was even like I was like, oh,it's only 40 something degrees
(05:19):
and my friends were like, yeah,but what's the wind chill?
Do you see this wind?
And I looked and it was likefeels like 30 degrees, so 30 is
cold, yeah.
So I mean it was perfectweather, I'll take the rain any
day.
Um and it was fun.
We got to, just you know, hangout, visit some historical sites
.
Some bars have some clam chowda.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's funny because I saw Becca post that you guys
call yourselves the Coven we do,and you guys visited Salem.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
We do and I was like oh full circle.
Yeah, I know you meant to goback you know, we've been the
Coven for a while.
We just have always been fansof um, hocus, pocus, so and the
fact that we got to go there, itwas really cool.
It was funny because my friendBri, she's like a Boston
aficionado, like she knows allBoston and um, so she showed us
all around Boston, had us likevisit all these places, and then
(06:07):
when it came to Salem I waslike Okay, well, we need to go
here, and then let's go here,and then we'll do this.
And then so I was like theSalem.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
She probably loved it , cause there's a lot of black
cats though.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh yeah, there is so many cats, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah and uh.
I just got back from Canadabrewing some uh beers with one
of my buddies up there, and itwas cold too.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It was like forties, but it wasn't like a wind.
There was no wind really, itwas just very crispy, but it was
fun.
I made beer and drink beer andhow to get that celebrated beer.
Yeah and uh, kind of liketapped each other out to have a
break from the kids, you know,like in Debbie.
Yeah, I know we really did.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Like I came home and I think, like two days later you
left.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I was like tap me out , how was it?
How was it?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
taking care of the kids on your own for a few days,
Dude.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I think that was the first time I've had them nonstop
without like dropping them offto someone, cause, like
everyone's always so concernedwhen Brianna leaves, you're like
, oh what?
Christine?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I know why.
I'm yelling because I'm becausewhy, when I leave, all of a
sudden I was like is he okay?
Does he need help?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Like how you leave and everyone's like, let me have
them, let me have them for thenight, and I'm just like I have
been like, oh, okay, but thistime I was just like you know
what, I'm going to have them,and I was.
It was hard.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Dude parenting is hard.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I couldn't imagine it really put in perspective for
reals, not to be like cheesy butsingle parents, single parents,
who?
don't, who don't have nobody.
There's people who don't haveany family, any friends, and I
wanted to kill myself.
Sometimes I'm straight up.
It was fucking insane.
Oh, it's hard.
And I caught myself a lot beinglike really frustrated with
(07:54):
them and like stern.
But then after I'd be like I'dtalk to them and I'd be like I'm
not mad, I'm not like upset, Ijust want Things to like be okay
.
You know, I want you guys tohave fun, but and they, they
were always like okay.
Yeah, I know, but I'm just likedamn, I need to try to chill
out a bit, because it's hardhaving three fucking kids by
yourself, shit.
(08:15):
I wanted to drop them off totheir grandma's house, but I
didn't do it this time.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm proud of you and I'm proud of you for also, like,
also, like acknowledging, youknow, and even with them,
acknowledging with them is thebest thing, like hey, I just got
a little frustrated.
I'm sorry if I yelled, but Idid that like five times.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
That's showing them like accountability that it's
okay to have feelings.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It was cool though.
Yeah, it was fun, yeah, sweetnice let's.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
cheers to that, cheers to let's cheers to single
parents.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think that's a good one.
Single parents who havemultiple kids or one kid and
they don't have anybody.
Keep Doing your thing andyou're the real MVP.
Yeah, it's fucking rough beinga parent dude.
Yeah, and that's what I like.
People do hit me up and say Ilisten to the podcast and I like
follow on Instagram because youshow like your kids when
(09:07):
they're acting up, or you guystalk about Struggles with your
kids is because we're like real,you know people are like oh, I
could never say stuff like that,or I Can't mess around with my
lady like that or or something,something, and I'm just like
what I can't imagine.
I can't imagine being in arelationship with someone who
can't like fuck around or Behonest and I like posting shit
(09:28):
about my kids when it's not thebest stuff, because it's I real,
you know, and I try to.
I want people to see that.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, cheers to honesty and the realness of life
.
In parenting, we're drinking injoy buys by stone but, it's a
Halloween beers, drink it by1031.
We are everything.
This tells you anything with acouple extras, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, doki, doki.
So our topic for today isSurviving the holidays.
Bum, bum, bum because when youthink of holidays, I mean you
think of cheer and happiness andTogetherness.
But there is a good amount ofpeople who, when you think of
(10:22):
the holidays, You're like oh.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah oh no, and there's there's people that
we've became friends withrecently who are like super cool
people, and then we bring upthe holidays and they're like,
oh, my brother-in-law's or my,my mother-in-law's house or this
, and we're like it's everyone'sin the same boat.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah we're all the same.
Yeah, sure.
So let's start with our polls.
We asked our first question ishow's your social battery during
these times?
10% said I'm thriving, ho, ho,ho.
60% said sometimes I need abreak to reset.
And 32 or 30% said that's amissile.
(11:01):
No, for me, I'm so no, I'm veryproud of that.
Okay, the next one is whatstresses you out the most about
the holidays 36% said buyinggifts.
14% said family drama.
7% said hosting at your casa.
43% said trying to fiteverything in your schedule.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I'm surprised the first one didn't Get more votes
buying gifts and Family drama.
Yeah, family drama.
I feel like that's a big onefor a lot of people.
It was a big one for us, yeah,and buying gives to it's always
like what the fuck do.
I get, or money wise, I mean36% is pretty high, but yeah,
(11:45):
that's annoying.
We still need to buy gifts fora couple people, but I'm like
you could buy them.
It's the cousins, girlfriends,and I'm like go ahead, you, you,
go ahead, you do it.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
We've actually done pretty good this thing that's
because of you, we're almostdone.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Just two more people.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
What helps you survive the holidays?
18% said everything I told you.
I'm living it up.
They're lying 36% said gettingas lit as a Christmas tree.
18% said winter hibernation and27% said I have no problem
(12:20):
telling people.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
No, you know I think helps me is Playing family games
.
I look forward to doing that.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Like during the holidays.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, those little funny games.
Like it doesn't matter how MuchI wouldn't get along with
somebody when we would do games,I think that was like a really
fun part.
That is always a fun part, myinner kid was like, fuck yeah I
ten dollar in and out, gift card, yeah.
So having this year, I want tohave a lot of games, so
hopefully I could think of some.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Oh, I have to think of games.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
my Christmas thing, so it'll get us through but I
mean, I like her family, so Ithink I'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay and last one.
We asked for any tips, tricksor holiday stories, and we
actually got a few.
One year, my sister was allowedto win all the gift cards and,
in parentheses, the favoriteFuck that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, fuck them.
I have a similar stories.
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Mean that sucks.
The next one is order gifts byThanksgiving and you'll be 100
your grandma did that.
Oh, my grandma.
Yeah, before Thanksgiving wewent to.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Thanksgiving at her grandma's and she's like, oh,
look at the fireplace, athousand gifts, I have
everything already wrapped.
I'm like shit.
All you do with your life isclean and prepare for the
fucking holidays.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
But I sure for the kids, because they were there
and they're like can we open one, can we touch one?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh my god, this is this might they tell that Bubby
told us that five times today.
Yeah, because we have our.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Actually, I just want to give a little shout out to
you because you are the besthusband and oh, what are you
pulling out?
I'm pulling up a little gift.
We'll probably have to post apicture of this if you don't see
this on YouTube.
He is the wrapping king.
He we barely get a gift and hewraps it Automatically.
(14:20):
He has.
He even like we got ribbon.
He was like I'm gonna cut thisin half.
I think it'll look better inhalf and he wrapped it.
He was like I'm not really sure.
I ordered other other ribbon.
You're an idiot.
His ribbon came, like I think,yesterday, and he was like my
ribbon came, dude, and it'sbeautiful.
Like look at the out.
We have two different.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, I'm gonna get up real quick so I saw these
videos on Instagram last year ofthese women doing these sick
ass, wrapping videos With likeblack and super dark green paper
.
Obviously, that's our aestheticyeah, with cool like ribbon,
and I was like I want to do that.
So these year I was like I'mfucking doing it and I did it
(15:01):
and it looks good.
Thanks for blowing me up.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It looks beautiful because look after you use my
legs to hold this up, but theseare.
There's a matte black and amatte green and there is velvet
ribbon and I'm just very proudof you and thankful for you
because it's so helpful.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, and I think you're thankful because you hate
wrapping.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I'm I'm okay at wrapping Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I'm okay at wrapping.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I'm not bad, but you just make it look way more
beautiful than.
I could actually my, my bestieBecca, has a theory that guys
are better at wrapping thanwomen because of, like, all of
the 90 degree angles, and menare better with numbers and
stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
So I don't know Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
But I just wanted to shout you out for that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, they came out.
You're the best, they came outpretty good, they did.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, sorry, tangent.
Next one is stand on principlewith your boundaries, blood or
not.
Disrespect is disrespect.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, the next one is one time we had a huge family
blowout fight all because I atetoo many tamales.
How many?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
is too many, I know.
And what were you doing?
Did you eat some where peoplecouldn't eat any, or were you
like ripping ass because you atetoo many?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Who took the last cheese?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Dude, there's a couple times family have gotten
in a fist fight set.
I remember things giving andlike it gets fun.
I used to get gnarly back inthe day, but it's not happening.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well, it's like the bear.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Last one mom always tells us she does need help, but
then gets mad at us for nothelping.
That reminds me of that.
It's like a little video, Idon't know, it's like years old
now.
It's a classic and it's of thisguy pretending to be a mom and
he's like you didn't make yourbed, throw it out.
Now that's it.
(16:54):
No, go do this.
He's like running around.
He's like you need to clean thecouches or he's like we can't
let them know that we.
He like holds of the vacuumcleaner up and it's just like I
feel like a lot of moms are likethat.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It reminds me of that show the bear the bear yeah.
Where the mom's fucking tryingto cook all the fish, or
everything her cigarette budslike hanging all over the food.
Do that fuck.
That show gives me anxiety.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's a little bit of like PTSD for people.
Yeah, I've talked to somepeople and they said that as
well.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, they were.
I think that show relates to alot of people in.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, for sure yeah.
Well, the holidays, they're funguys.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Let's try to come out with something positive, oh
well.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So there's different reasons.
Holidays can stress people out.
Money, gift time, work, familyand friends there's nothing
wrong with it.
But some of us would rather bemore of the Grinch or Kevin from
home alone and just spend timeby ourselves.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it, because, you
know I there can be times wherewe have family members asking us
questions about all differenttype of things like love, job,
school, family.
It can be overwhelming, yeah.
So here's a few tips into howyou can survive and handle the
holidays.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Wait, wait, wait.
Just to add on the money one,I've been seeing a shitload of
memes saying like damn Christmasis coming.
All of you are getting mythoughts and prayers for
Christmas.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I said that to you, did you yes?
There's other super funny oneslike yeah, there was another one
that said Christmas is alwayshere, my thoughts are still in
the mail, or something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, there's fucking hilarious ones, but I think
money is a big stress factor.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
No, yeah, money can be a very big thing.
That's why money and gifts.
But I mean, you just got yourhair cut and you said that your
barber, she said that she wasmaking all of her gifts.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, she said she.
I don't even know what thisbarbershop is called, but Is it
like the stork?
Oh yeah, maybe the stork Alex.
Shout out to Alex If you evercome across this.
She said she's doing a lot ofDIY so she made a couple of
blankets.
She I don't know if she haspictures of her family or did
(19:20):
some art on some pictures, butshe went at their stores to buy
frames to give like pictures outfor Christmas.
I was talking to your aunt, ouraunt.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Shelly today.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Fuck, what is she?
Oh yeah, we talked about likeDIY gifts.
They're the best gifts becauseshe just had some family photo
shoot.
That's fucking cringe a littlebit, but they gave her, they
gifted her, they gifted her afamily calendar.
So every month has a differentpicture of family and I don't
know different groups in theirfamily that they took from the
(19:53):
photo shoot.
But she said she loved it, itwas her favorite we saw today.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, it was cute because it was just like some
pictures, it was family picturesand then her and her boys or
her husband and the boys, andjust the boys and her and her
husband and that's heartfelt,like someone took the time to
stamp out those little holes andput the rings through the holes
and print out the pictures.
That's what really means a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah.
So if you're tight on money, Ithink a tip is to do more DIY
shit, because you're onlygetting gifts for the people you
fuck with or the people likeyou really love, so something
DIY would be like oh shit, thisis sick.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Nice, Okay.
So first tip is plan ahead.
Give me so, before you go intoa family event, it's a good idea
to have an idea.
It's good to have an idea ofwhat can happen.
So think about specific thingsthat might kind of cause you a
little bit of stress, likepersonal question, personal
(20:47):
questions from you know an auntor the uncle who always compares
you to a different familymember, and so once you've
thought about that, um, favoritea plan for it, prepare a
response or even, like you know,figure out how you can not sit
by those people.
Plan ahead, do something to kindof, like you know, forego that.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You know what I think about what I think one of my
favorite movies Breonna hatesall my movies that like cast
away when they're at aThanksgiving dinner.
Before he takes off and theplane crashes, Tom Hanks is.
They're eating like aThanksgiving dinner and they ask
him like oh, when are you goingto make her your whole, or what
(21:30):
do?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
they say something.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And then he, like I don't know, they make some type
of joke, but I feel like ifyou're dating and you bring a
new fucking girl or guy to thefamily event, I think that's
like a go to for a lot of people.
Oh, when are you going?
To settle down or, if you'remarried, when are you going to
have kids?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
and when are you moving in together?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, and I didn't really understand, like asking
those type of questions or kindof they're not rude but it's
like not good etiquette, kind ofdecorum.
Yeah, and so I really wouldn'task that anymore.
But, like that I might get ifI'm like really cool and I want
to mess around with you.
But I thought of that becausethey're all eating and they
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fucking asked when you getmarried.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, there's that.
Have you seen?
It's like a it's I want.
It's not a meme, but it's likea viral video thing going around
where it's a bunch of like it'susually Mexican kids.
You know how you're sitting atthe table and then you have,
like, a family member ask you aquestion, because we're all used
to those uncomfortablequestions and it's like so you
just left that job.
And then the kid like pushestheir plate up and gets up, or
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it's like so how's your babydaddy doing?
and then the girl know it's likevery viral right now, so it's
true like we've all got thosequestions.
We've all got to face them.
So have your escape plan, yeah,okay.
Number two is have an escapeplan.
So sometimes you can't leavethe family gathering altogether,
but you can find, you know,like little places where you can
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find your own piece of minesafety, like a bathroom or yeah
or if you're at like an oldfamily home, your old bedroom or
something.
Take a little walk.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Escape plan yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Next one is find an ally, so you can find a relative
to stick with, usually a cousin.
Yeah, you have a bunch ofcousins.
Yeah, you could relate to yeaha cousin or maybe a cool aunt or
uncle or someone who you canjust kind of like run off and
vent to and, if all else fails,have a friend on standby that
you could text call, just ventto call and say it's time for an
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emergency.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Call me so I could leave.
Yeah, did.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I just do it.
I said, hey, if you need toleave, just text me and I'll
call you.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I was like I'm alright, I'll try to stick it
out.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, but you know, have that yeah it's a good one
yeah.
Um.
Next one is don't engage unlessyou want to.
So sometimes engaging can causemore drama.
You get heated things get saidthat don't need to be said.
Um so instead try to deflect.
Do an awkward laugh, An awkwardknee slapper.
That's what I have Really yeah,I have smiling and nodding, can
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do a lot.
Sing a song, dance away, do alittle jig, just taking your
clothes off.
Yeah, yeah yeah.
Just run off into the distance,make weird noises, bark at them,
just pass out.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Pretending you're choking or something.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh my God, that's scary.
What do you want?
They call 911.
I even explained to theparamedic no, there's nothing
lodged in my throat and just sayI swallowed it, I feel better.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Don't ever ask me that again, auntie, please,
uncle or.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, that's nice.
Um.
Next one is um, find your joy.
So you don't have to have funthe whole time you're with, you
know, whoever you're with, butdon't let a negative mindset
keep you from enjoying somethingin the holidays, you know.
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So focus on stuff that makesyou happy, even if they're small
.
That could be hanging out witha certain friend or a certain
family member, or even sing apet, you know, or even just the
food.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, the food's a good one.
Yeah, there's usually too much.
So try to eat as much as youcan until you're uncomfortable.
So when those awkward questionscome up you can just go uh uh,
kind of hold your belly and belike uh.
I can't talk, I'm too full.
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Those mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
We'll get back to that conversation later.
I'll see you next year.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, then it's a good pretend you're asleep and
be like I eat too much.
You just come up today to goback to sleep, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah.
So you know, even if it's justlike put on your comfy socks
hanging on the couch, findsomething that makes you happy
and, you know, enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Next one is ask for help.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Wow, that's here.
As overbearing as they may be,sometimes some, there can be
some family members.
You, like I said, you couldhave a cousin or a cool aunt,
uncle, maybe a grandparent or aparent, someone there who cares
about you and will, you know, beyour ally and everything you
could say like hey, they'refucking asking me if we're going
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to fucking have sex and havebabies.
Yeah, so just like a little,like a little knee touch.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
We've done that before and then they freaking.
Have your back and change thesubject, or the like.
Hey, let me show you this andthen you leave, or what was?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
it on.
It was on.
Love is blind.
They had an emoji, an escapeemoji, remember and you take.
You could text each other theemoji.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
And then you bone out , yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
And then you have like a little plan or a safe
word.
Yeah, didn't we come up withone, but we did have an emoji.
I said to you a long time ago Iforgot what it was, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
We're not good at this.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I think it was like a tombstone or something.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Next time something happens and you text me, I'm
like what's she gonna be likeshe's she's, she's, she's, she's
butt dialing me, she's butttexting me, and I'm gonna be in
the corner like please help me.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Help me.
He's just gonna have like fivedifferent tombstones or
something you can be like wow,oh interesting, can I have more
cake please?
No, anyway, okay.
Next one is don't be afraid tosay no, don't be afraid to like
those people.
How many people was it?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Just say it's a ah, none of your business.
27%.
When you were saying stuff likethat, I was like I just say
like fuck off, like shut up,leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Would you really to your family?
You've said that before.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'd probably say like be quiet, like don't talk to me
about that shit.
Like man, I'd say that.
But that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, yeah.
So don't be afraid to say no.
It's okay to say no when you'reasked to do more than you can,
and it's not just like questionwise.
Like if someone, if people arepiling things on your plate more
and more and you feel stressedout about that, don't be afraid
to say like hey, I've got thisto do this to.
Like this is what I can do foryou, but I can't do that.
Like, don't be afraid to say no, and it's fine to say no to
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some invitations too.
Like if you can't make thingsmanaging your time, like you
know that's a lot.
That was a stressor for somepeople.
So it's fine to say no toinvitations, too, and remember
that this is your holiday aswell.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Holidays are meant for happiness, not a holiday who
be what he stressfulness Good agrinch reference, yeah.
So anyone trying to bring dramaor trouble any trouble your way
and you get an invite, be like,probably not, probably won't go
there.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, be okay saying no, Sometimes a no, and just
staying home and your jammieswith a nice book or a nice
charcoachy board.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah.
You know it's better for yourmental health and as you get
older and you're in your ownhouse or apartment, you can have
something and then just invitethe people you fuck with.
I think, that's probably thebest.
Thing.
Yeah, but when you're in yourlike 20s or growing up, it's
kind of awkward because you'regoing to your family's thing,
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your cousin's thing or whatever.
But, once you're old, it'll beeasier for you to manage what
you do and not do.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Nice.
So another one I have.
Last one is to volunteer, soyou could volunteer and what a
homeless shelter that they'rewhat.
Well, during the holidays, notthe day of.
I mean whatever you prefer.
Uh huh, you could volunteer anddeliver meals, or you could you
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know you could read and spendtime with the elderly.
What?
Why are you looking at me likethat?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That one's just interesting.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Who does that?
A lot of people do that Really,yes.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
So volunteer as opposed to what?
It puts into perspective whatyou have, and not that other
people don't.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yes, like hmm that's good.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I think that one's that is good.
It puts it in perspective ofwhat people don't have, but it
doesn't fix the fact that somefamily sucks and are going to
make things uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It doesn't, but it also it can bring joy to you to
spend time with other people,and you know people who are very
grateful for what you're doingfor them.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, I agree, then it's just interesting Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
not Because we're talking about dealing with
family, right?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
No, we're talking about surviving the holiday.
So a way to survive theholidays is to volunteer.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And to bring pleasure and happiness to other people,
because sometimes, when you makeother people happy or make
their day a little, a littlemore brighter, it makes you
happy.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, maybe I was focusing too much on family
drama stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Okay, well, you need to leave your family drama at
the door then, not my familydrama.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm just saying in general.
But okay, so surviving theholidays.
That makes more sense to me isvolunteer, especially if you
don't, if you don't have anybody, if you don't have that much
people in your life.
Maybe volunteering could help.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, I see you now Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Well, thanks for fucking clarifying.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You're welcome.
Yes, okay, actually, have onelast one.
So a lot of people suffer fromsad.
Don't be rude, it's a realthing.
Sadness, no, sad, what's that?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Does that stand for so long?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Seasonal effective disorder.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh no, another one of these made of fucking disorders
.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Anyways.
So you can get a sad light.
Actually, no, sad it's a realthing, because you know how the
sun sets way earlier you walkout your house, it's already
dark.
You don't get a lot of sunlight.
We all need vitamin D.
A lot of people have vitamin Ddeficiencies.
We all need vitamin D to feelhealthy, happy.
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So a sad light simulates thesunlight that we miss out on
during the winter months, and itis thought that the light may
improve sad by encouraging yourbrain to reduce the production
of melatonin, which is thehormone that makes you sleepy.
You know we should get you asad light, and it increases the
production of serotonin, whichis the hormone that makes you
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happy.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay, thank you, dr Breonna.
You know what fixes vitaminD adeficiency, a campfire mule.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Vitamin D pills.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I think that would solve sad.
Not a lot of people just wannago and take things.
Okay, all right, that wasinteresting.
Take Okay, okay, thank you.
So that's it.
Those were good yeah, so I meanthe tips and tricks that we
tell you guys obviously arethings that a lot of people know
already and it might seemcheesy, but it's easy to forget
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things you can do to try to getout of those awkward situations.
No, yeah, it's good to alwayshave like a little reminder 100%
.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's gonna be like, hey, if you cause like we said a
lot of times during theholidays, we're not comfortable.
I remember, I remember induring the holidays I would be
so stressed out like thinkingabout my family, asked me about
school, mm-hmm, because schooltold me that I was gonna be like
.
School took a while for me andI remember being having family
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be like, oh, when you graduating, oh, what job are you getting
after?
I'd be like God, how many timesam I gonna get asked?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
this.
Yeah, that's kind of annoying.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, and it's just.
You know you need things tokind of help you.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And there's some people who fucking are in school
forever, for years.
So if you're in school to likeyour 24, 25, and you still ask,
you're asking them.
It's just like I think theyshould be like maybe I should
stop asking.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, you asked me last year.
I'm still here, Don't?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
you don't need any update yeah, people go to school
, people take breaks you knowyeah.
I mean it is what it is, yeah,but that's that's good that you
said that, not said that, butlike you brought up that example
, yeah, we're all the same,we're all suffering through it
all and something is like thingscould seem small, but to that
person that's going through thator doing that is a big thing.
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Yeah, so that's good to say.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Plus, that's always true as someone else who's at a
holiday function.
Keep that in mind.
You know, we could all be goingthrough something.
Maybe you don't need to askabout that.
Maybe you just need to say hey,how are you doing?
Yeah, how was your day today,or how Keep it light.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, don't keep it personal, especially if you
don't really like staying incontact with that person, cause
you can ask something that like,hey, how's your wife?
And it's like, oh, she died,like last year, you know.
Oh, I mean like don't askpersonal shit to people you
don't really know that well,even if it's family, especially
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family, cause something couldhappen in their life where you
don't know and you're trying tolike ask personal questions and
then it's kind of uncomfortable,you know.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
No, that's true.
Yeah, I mean, that was kind ofextreme.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
But it could be school.
It could be like I dropped outof school and then a year later,
it's like oh, how's your schooldoing?
And you're like, oh, I droppedout.
It's like do you don't want tofucking talk about that?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, and they say that they're like, oh, maybe.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I should have led with the school, not the dead.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Not the dead wife, sorry Not the dead wife.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Oh, you asshole.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, so next is our ask pain.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
What's the question?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Our question is what is something interesting you
found out about women after youstarted living with them?
Do you have an answer, before Iread any of them, about you?
I'm the first girl.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You ever truly lived with.
Yeah, one thing I foundinteresting is that you always
seem like a clean girl, which Imean you are, you know you're a
clean girl, I know what you'regonna bring up.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Hahaha, you have.
You bring this up any see?
Wait, this is the holiday, areyou?
Are we real?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Are we fake?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
We are real, but you bring this up any chance you get
.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I think this was the first time I ever got mad at
Rihanna.
Please, it was so.
What was interesting is thatshe was always clean, you know.
And that's why that's why itfelt really like comfortable and
safe and like I was the bestsleeping in her bed.
I was like, oh, she's the best.
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And so clean.
Oh, she's the best.
Anyway, for some reason I don'tremember the reason- we were
moving, she was moving.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
We were moving when to the?
I was pregnant with champ.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
So we were moving into the big house, the big room
.
We were moving into the bigroom at her grandma's house.
Thank God for them, they let memove in because I was fucking
homeless.
And then I moved into theirgarage and then they let me move
inside.
Then I got pregnant and thenshe got pregnant.
That's another story, hahaha.
So we were moving into the bigroom and everything was going
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good until we moved the fuckingmattress off the bed frame.
It was an abyss, it was fucking, it was a what's it called the
stranger things.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
It was the upside down it was the upside down.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I'm not fucking around.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Those demons, those demons crawling around, don't
say that.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, those and demons, those fucking spiders.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
There were no spiders , there was nothing living there
, it was dust.
What's that?
Isn't that?
All we are is dust in the way.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, we're fucking dust, and dust, we shall return.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I thought that was the.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I thought we were supposed to just go in there and
die.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
That's where all my family members were.
I put them in there after theypassed away this was the first
time I ever got upset at.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I couldn't believe it .
I said what the fuck is goingon here?
I could not believe it.
How dirty under your bed wasyou didn't.
I mean, okay, you didn't have alot of shit under there, but it
was fucking dirty and I waslike interesting I already got
him, so I said it.
But we, I helped her clean it.
I was pretty grumpy but I swearto God, that's probably the
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first time I was mad at you.
I think it was Cause I rememberdamn that pissed me off and I
don't think I've ever been madat you, it's not the first time
you ever mad at me.
You grump, all right, she knows, I guess, anyway, but that's
when I thought it wasinteresting.
Under her it was the dirtiestplace in the world.
Okay, sorry, that went longerthan.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I needed to.
No that was nice.
Okay, so some some answers towhat is.
Something interesting you foundout about women after you
started living with them isthey're cold hands, feet, legs,
nose, masters of torture.
Your fucking feet and hands arefreezing.
During the winter months.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yes, they are very cold.
She puts them on my belly andmy back and I can't say no.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
What'd you just say this morning?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
You're like I hate you.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I was, I was laying with you and I was putting my
feet on you.
You're like why are you tryingto find every like warm spot?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
She stills my warm.
I was.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I kept moving my foot from like here to up to right
to left Under my belly and myarmpits.
But then someone else answeredand I think you'll agree, that's
who they said, but then atbedtime somehow turns into a
raging furnace that wants toattach itself to me.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
That's a hundred percent true.
You're, you get hot as fuck atnight.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Sometimes I'm like do I have a fever?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Sometimes I'm like, okay, don't touch me.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
You get really hot.
Next one is lots of hair tiesand small socks and someone said
, like how, how the fuck do youget your foot in that thing?
And you can shop at children'sshoe stores, and of course you
can.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah, I see hair ties everywhere.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
We just, we just cleaned one up today.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
But the socks.
I don't have a problem withcause when I'm by myself and I
need somewhere to you knowthat's disgusting.
You're socks are the best.
One, because the socks are likea perfect fit.
Two, so I found a megap anal ofthe.
Your socks are always so likesoft.
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And three, I just think of yourfeet.
Just, I don't think of yourfeet.
I love your feet, but, dude,muff, muffler yours guys, if you
need somewhere to fuckingrelieve yourself, your girl
socks are the best.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
No, don't tell them that, please don't.
If you're a guy listening tothis, I have I.
And then tell me I have had somany socks that have been
mismatched.
Because he grabs one sock.
And then I find one sock on thefloor, I have to throw it in
the hamper.
I have to.
I don't know where the otherstuff went.
Now they're misplaced.
(41:45):
Now they're displaced, sorry,no.
And then I find one in the wash.
After I wash I'm like great,where is this one's twin?
And I have to talk to him aboutit, like can you stop doing
this to my poor socks?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Oh, love you.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Next one is they fart like a man in their sleep and a
night to the bitter end.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I'm not like it.
You fart like a polite woman.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
How do I fire my?
Speaker 2 (42:23):
sleep.
They sound like this.
Everyone, put your ears to themic, to the speakers.
They sound like this.
There's a couple times whereshe's done it she's walking
herself up.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I've admitted to snoring, waking me up, but no,
Wow Okay hmm.
Next one is you could weave abath mat with the amount of
their hair that ends up on thebathroom floor.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah, that's natural.
All the girls fucking have hairthat falls off.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I think I'm bolding last one always ask Do you want
a solution to your problem orjust a listening ear, which is
good, because I actually I dothat with my friends as well.
So they said because I foundout that crying about the same
thing for an hour every otherday Apparently doesn't need a
fix, just tears.
I actually just went throughthat with you, didn't I, where I
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told you I was like You're justkind of sad.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I said I was.
I was well TMI guys, here weare.
I said I know I was gonna startmy period and I was like I've
just been kind of sad and I wascrying.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, I was like what's wrong?
What's wrong in here, like Idon't know, and I was like, all
right, well, we just cuddled andyeah, I hope that help.
Yeah, and I don't know andthat's what I said.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
I said I can't be, I can't be a hundred percent or
happy every day, so I justneeded to cry a little bit and
you know, that was it.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
I love crying.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
You hate crying I hate crying so much I don't the
best crying is a worse.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I hope you're better.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I Need a sad life I need a seasonal effective
disorder like no, I am so Lastthing is our.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Hot.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Oh, hot with the goss hot hot with the goss.
Hot the goss, I don't know howto finish that, let's get in the
middle.
Oh, okay, I have.
There's a new lifetime movieout.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Uh-huh, you love lifetime.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oh god, I love lifetime.
Don't get me started.
But in the new movie, melissaJoan Hart.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Uh-huh, she's playing a grandma.
What?
She's playing a grandma?
And people are upset about it.
They're like not okay, wait,who's that?
Clarissa explains it all.
Sabrina the Teenage.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Witch.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Cuz it's like no, I did yeah.
Okay yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
She's playing a grandma she's playing a grandma,
that's.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
I think that's why, like so many, millennials are
like upset.
There's like a big uproar aboutit.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Are we that?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
old.
We're not that old, she's notthat old.
She's not that old.
I saw someone's comment.
They were like Clarissa needsto explain this Dude, that's why
.
I'm crazy like we're not.
I mean, we're getting olderguys pushing 40.
We're not even at that, butshe's playing.
I mean, I know she's a fewyears older than us.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Hey, nowadays grandma's are young as fuck.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, grandma's look good so yeah that's why
everyone's like well, why.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
That's a wild decision to make, I know, maybe
cuz she's like known.
You know and she's known, soshe they're like we could use
her and people like beinterested.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
I mean, I guess, cuz they always use like the same
three women to play older womenand like I, when I watch the
movies I'm like I recognize heryou're dying.
Didn't we just murdered by yourhusband?
In the last movie, Dude that'sfucking crazy.
Yeah, so I mean a lot of peopleare upset about that, but
people could be upset, but thenetwork is probably like fuck
(46:15):
yeah cuz people are talkingabout.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
What did they say?
Like any, any publicity is goodpublicity even if it's negative
.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Bad, plus it bad publicity is good publicity.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Crazy publicity is good publicity is publicity.
Whatever, who cares?
That's crazy, though.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Fucking, wow, grandma , anyway.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, so the next hot goss is your boy over here made
a TMZ headlines, which one Meyeah, I wasn't TMZ, but I
thought this was funny.
Brianna is like can you look upa hot guy?
So now it's like yeah, let melook one up.
And on TMZ I was like oh, I sawMatthew Perry fucking overdosed
(47:04):
on ketamine.
That's how he died Is that hisname?
Speaker 1 (47:06):
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Is it it the guy?
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
And then I was like there was other shit and I was
like these are kind of lame.
I was like bad bunny and what'syour name?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Kendall broke up, but I don't want to talk about them
.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
And then I was like you know what I'm going to talk
about this.
So I've been a fan of LagunaBeach since the beginning.
I even followed the city, jasonand everything after no.
So I was on TikTok and I sawthat Spencer Pratt has this live
stream all the time and he's hegot really big in the crystals
and the reason I fuck withSpencer Pratt I used to hate him
(47:41):
because he fucked up Heidi andLauren's friendship.
And I'm team Lauren, you know,but team LC.
I seen this guy was getting hisshit together Like he started
doing Jiu Jitsu.
So he started doing like shit.
That was normal and he alwaysseemed so aggressive.
You know they painted him outto be like that, but when you do
(48:02):
Jiu Jitsu you obviously youroll every day.
You know, with people On themat rolling on the mat, yeah, on
the mat.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
So I was on his live and I was like, dude, this guy's
fucking killing it.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Dude, I'm happy.
You know people like I lovebounce back stories.
So if you have like a shittylife and you're like a shitty
person but you bounce back andyou start trying to do good, I'm
just like, oh, I'm, I'm, I fuckwith you, like I'm into that.
And so I've seen that he waslike doing decent shit like
through the years.
And when I saw this I was like,oh shit.
I commented on his Tik Tok five.
I was like, oh, like, oh, thisis it?
(48:33):
I was like dude.
I was like this is sick orsomething.
I was like, dude, you stillrolling or no?
This shows how old we are.
And I was like, oh, what's thisguy gonna say?
I was like I wonder if he'sgoing to see those like I don't
know 200, 500, 300 people on thelive.
I was like I hope he sees it.
And he's like, hey, chris,what's up?
But he's like, no, I'm notrolling, no more player, no, I
don't do that.
I said huh, and I was lookingat it.
(48:55):
I was like what?
I was like I just saw you likethis last couple of years and
then I wasn't able to commentanymore and I said what the fuck
is he talking about?
And someone else commented thathey he met rolling like Jiu
(49:16):
Jitsu and you should have seenhis face.
It was like oh yeah.
He was like oh shit, he's likeoh no, no, no, I just muted
Chris, I didn't block him, butno, uh, uh, I know what he meant
.
He didn't fucking know what Imeant.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
So you could tell that he's not.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yes, he was just like , oh yeah, I could, I could tell
I couldn't.
And I was trying to comment,because after he said I was, I
just muted him.
I was trying to comment to belike oh, I didn't fucking mean
it, like that dude.
And I told Brianna and she'slike rolling means ecstasy, that
you do ecstasy.
I was like I swear to God I didnot know, that I had no idea
(49:53):
and so it made me look like afucking dickhead.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
No, I don't think that makes you look like that?
I don't think it makes you looklike that.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Well, I mean, he's selling crystals, which isn't
like I don't really care aboutthat, but it was cool to see him
.
So I was like dude, you'restill rolling like, still doing
Jiu Jitsu and stuff.
And he took it like, are youstill doing ecstasy?
And I was like dude, why thefuck would I say that?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Why would some random person say hey, are you still
rolling on ecstasy?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
And then when he read someone else's comment, he's
like, oh no, I knew what Chrismeant.
I just why would you mute me ifI fucking said he was rolling
Jiu Jitsu?
So I was just like, damn, I'min this fucking Hollywood drama
now.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I don't know if I can take this.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Oh sorry I really was like happy to see him doing
good throughout the years, butwhen I got muted I was like damn
, that's a bitch move.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
We all know there was a point in time where he did.
Maybe he was, I don't know ifeven if he was.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
but I didn't mean that.
And then I was like, damn, I'min this fucking, you were in his
head.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I'm too famous now.
Oh sorry, I need to take apause.
Sorry, tony, surprise.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
But anyway, I thought that was fucking hilarious and
I was like dude, this guyfucking muted me.
I thought I was like Brianna's,like that means ecstasy idiot.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
I know, I was like, I was like oh, my God, how old
are we?
Speaker 2 (51:07):
I'm too old, I don't even I'm old.
I was just like, yeah, whatever, I'm not going to buy a crystal
anymore, I'm not going to buy acrystal with the sterling
silver necklace, oh nice.
Anyway, I thought that wasfunny and I wanted to be selfish
and put myself in the hot.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Wow.
You put yourself in the hotglass.
You said you're born.
I was like wait.
Shia Ryan Gosling who is this?
Do you know who you married?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Me.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Anyway, I thought that was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, you're cute.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Yeah, that's it, that's all I got.
That's it, that's all I got.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
We're glad to be back .
Speaker 1 (51:48):
We're glad to be back and we're also going to be
coming out with like a little, alittle holiday.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Drink.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Drink yes, Montage.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
We filmed it right before this and I was very
grumpy.
I apologize to you about it,but it's.
It's a delicious drink.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
You actually came out very good yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
I came out really good.
You guys should try it.
I was quite shocked.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I was very, I drank it.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
I was like what.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
This is nice, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
But what was it called?
Speaker 1 (52:18):
A campfire meal.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
A campfire meal.
We're going to post it on ourInstagram and TikTok and put the
recipe and you guys shoulddefinitely try it and tag us if
you do.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Please, can you please make it and just tag us,
even if you don't drink it.
Actually drink it while you'rewrapping your kids gifts.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Just tag us in everything you post.
I mean, if it has nothing to dowith your drinks.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, tag us in the picture of your dog picture of
your car, of your girlfriendsocks, okay.
Anyways, last thing is ourskeletons in the closet.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yes, we're still doing it.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
We are, so call it 5624570613.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
So that number is for our skeletons in the closet
hotline If you have anything toget off your chest, any secrets,
any advice.
We play it anonymously and welaugh about it and talk about it
and try to give you advice toovercome it.
Yeah yeah, we appreciate youguys tuning in and we'll catch
you on the flip flop later.
Welcome back to Old Tricks.
It's been a while since I.
How's it go?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's been a while since I could say I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We have to say sorry to you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
God, how many times are they?
We're just sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Should we call the I'm sorry podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, this should be called the.
Here we Are.
Surprise, the InconsistentPodcast, at least we're going.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You know we did get rated like 5 people's top 10%.
Listen to podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You're lying.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Square, maybe it was more than that.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Was it just you and me?
It was like 15% or something itwas just you and me, which is
cool.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And then it was like 2 people's 1% you and me,
probably us, it is.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We're my aunt, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Anyway, we're back, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
We're back, we're thriving.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, we're alive.
We're a little sick maybe wewere all sick, yes, but anyway,
we're here to bring you anotherepisode.
You know it's a Christmasepisode, woo.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
The holidays.
The holidays Are among us.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And we're ready to rock.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So now that we're here, let's just talk about
what's been going on.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, bubby had her first ballet recital.
Yeah, her first ever.
It's always been champ, youknow, doing his thing.
We've always been, you know,just supporting him.
So now she's got her littlething going in ballet.
She had her recital.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, she's a badass.
Her like second class.
Her teacher was like I thinkshe needs to be bumped up to the
next class and we're like Iwanted her to.
Obviously I want her to like bepushed kind of, but it was
really good for her.
She's super.
She calls it shy, but she getsreally emotional when there's
people looking at her and shit.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So yeah, we've all been.
Hey, I used to be like that Metoo.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I was like that was a baby, but now I'm like a big,
strong, tough guy, you know.
Yeah, her recital went good anda lot of people went for her.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So many people went for her yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
We had like 15 people probably, and it was short.
Her performance was what liketwo minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, just one little dance, a little two minute
dance.
It did it two times, soeveryone could see.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And after the first one, everyone cheered and she
was like doing super good.
Everyone cheered and yelled andthen we all look up and she's
crying, bawling her eyes out,because I think it was a little
much it's intense.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's intense to have that many people looking at you
and you know you're not used toit.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
She did a great job, though, but she did.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
She recovered and she did the second dance.
Yeah, we're very proud of her.
For sure we are, and next iswe've been watching the Sopranos
.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Great show I've heard for a long time it was, and
everyone's like Chris dude.
That guy reminds me of you,like the boss, oh God, I just do
oh no one told you that no.
I told myself that during theshow I'm like that's me.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Every single time, I have one eye rolling in the back
of my head.
The other one is like closing.
Every single time, that's me,that's me Such a good show.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's such a good show .
He's like dude, he's a bigsweetheart, he is.
I love it.
You just can't help but lovehim.
I know it's so good, it is goodit just makes me want a
charcuterie board too.
All the gavagool and all thatDude, they eat the.
Proshutes all the prosciuttoand the mozzarella we barely got
in a charcuterie boards andwine, and I'm like they had the
(04:02):
secret the whole time.
That's why those Italians arealways so happy they're always
eating meat and bread and pasta.
They're in the kitchen pullingout fucking sliced meat.
I'm like what, how do?
Why don't we have that?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Now we do.
We have lunch meat.
Now we do have sliced meat.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, so we've been, we're turning into them.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh no, I'm just kidding Anyway.
Yeah, and the last thing is,it's the holiday season, so
we've been doing Christmasactivities.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's been fun.
Christmas is my favorite, Ithink now, out of all the
holidays, brianna is not thebiggest she or you are fun.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
No, I love Christmas.
Obviously, Halloween is myfavorite, but I love Christmas
Mine used to be a Halloween, butI don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I think as the kids get older, I'm more into family
shit.
Yeah, you're a dad now, butyeah, another thing real quick
is we've done some traveling.
You went to Boston with thegirls my girls trip.
I did?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I went to Boston with my besties Bri, bri B and Becca
, and we just went during um,during a little weekend, a
little weekend girls trip, andthat might be why I kind of have
this cold, because it was verycold and rainy and one day it
was even like I was like, oh,it's only 40 something degrees
(05:19):
and my friends were like, yeah,but what's the wind chill?
Do you see this wind?
And I looked and it was likefeels like 30 degrees, so 30 is
cold, yeah.
So I mean it was perfectweather, I'll take the rain any
day.
Um and it was fun.
We got to, just you know, hangout, visit some historical sites
.
Some bars have some clam chowda.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's funny because I saw Becca post that you guys
call yourselves the Coven we do,and you guys visited Salem.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
We do and I was like oh full circle.
Yeah, I know you meant to goback you know, we've been the
Coven for a while.
We just have always been fansof um, hocus, pocus, so and the
fact that we got to go there, itwas really cool.
It was funny because my friendBri, she's like a Boston
aficionado, like she knows allBoston and um, so she showed us
all around Boston, had us likevisit all these places, and then
(06:07):
when it came to Salem I waslike Okay, well, we need to go
here, and then let's go here,and then we'll do this.
And then so I was like theSalem.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
She probably loved it , cause there's a lot of black
cats though.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh yeah, there is so many cats, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah and uh.
I just got back from Canadabrewing some uh beers with one
of my buddies up there, and itwas cold too.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It was like forties, but it wasn't like a wind.
There was no wind really, itwas just very crispy, but it was
fun.
I made beer and drink beer andhow to get that celebrated beer.
Yeah and uh, kind of liketapped each other out to have a
break from the kids, you know,like in Debbie.
Yeah, I know we really did.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Like I came home and I think, like two days later you
left.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I was like tap me out , how was it?
How was it?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
taking care of the kids on your own for a few days,
Dude.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I think that was the first time I've had them nonstop
without like dropping them offto someone, cause, like
everyone's always so concernedwhen Brianna leaves, you're like
, oh what?
Christine?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I know why.
I'm yelling because I'm becausewhy, when I leave, all of a
sudden I was like is he okay?
Does he need help?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Like how you leave and everyone's like, let me have
them, let me have them for thenight, and I'm just like I have
been like, oh, okay, but thistime I was just like you know
what, I'm going to have them,and I was.
It was hard.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Dude parenting is hard.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I couldn't imagine it really put in perspective for
reals, not to be like cheesy butsingle parents, single parents,
who?
don't, who don't have nobody.
There's people who don't haveany family, any friends, and I
wanted to kill myself.
Sometimes I'm straight up.
It was fucking insane.
Oh, it's hard.
And I caught myself a lot beinglike really frustrated with
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them and like stern.
But then after I'd be like I'dtalk to them and I'd be like I'm
not mad, I'm not like upset, Ijust want Things to like be okay
.
You know, I want you guys tohave fun, but and they, they
were always like okay.
Yeah, I know, but I'm just likedamn, I need to try to chill
out a bit, because it's hardhaving three fucking kids by
yourself, shit.
(08:15):
I wanted to drop them off totheir grandma's house, but I
didn't do it this time.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm proud of you and I'm proud of you for also, like,
also, like acknowledging, youknow, and even with them,
acknowledging with them is thebest thing, like hey, I just got
a little frustrated.
I'm sorry if I yelled, but Idid that like five times.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
That's showing them like accountability that it's
okay to have feelings.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It was cool though.
Yeah, it was fun, yeah, sweetnice let's.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
cheers to that, cheers to let's cheers to single
parents.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think that's a good one.
Single parents who havemultiple kids or one kid and
they don't have anybody.
Keep Doing your thing andyou're the real MVP.
Yeah, it's fucking rough beinga parent dude.
Yeah, and that's what I like.
People do hit me up and say Ilisten to the podcast and I like
follow on Instagram because youshow like your kids when
(09:07):
they're acting up, or you guystalk about Struggles with your
kids is because we're like real,you know people are like oh, I
could never say stuff like that,or I Can't mess around with my
lady like that or or something,something, and I'm just like
what I can't imagine.
I can't imagine being in arelationship with someone who
can't like fuck around or Behonest and I like posting shit
(09:28):
about my kids when it's not thebest stuff, because it's I real,
you know, and I try to.
I want people to see that.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, cheers to honesty and the realness of life
.
In parenting, we're drinking injoy buys by stone but, it's a
Halloween beers, drink it by1031.
We are everything.
This tells you anything with acouple extras, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, doki, doki.
So our topic for today isSurviving the holidays.
Bum, bum, bum because when youthink of holidays, I mean you
think of cheer and happiness andTogetherness.
But there is a good amount ofpeople who, when you think of
(10:22):
the holidays, You're like oh.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah oh no, and there's there's people that
we've became friends withrecently who are like super cool
people, and then we bring upthe holidays and they're like,
oh, my brother-in-law's or my,my mother-in-law's house or this
, and we're like it's everyone'sin the same boat.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah we're all the same.
Yeah, sure.
So let's start with our polls.
We asked our first question ishow's your social battery during
these times?
10% said I'm thriving, ho, ho,ho.
60% said sometimes I need abreak to reset.
And 32 or 30% said that's amissile.
(11:01):
No, for me, I'm so no, I'm veryproud of that.
Okay, the next one is whatstresses you out the most about
the holidays 36% said buyinggifts.
14% said family drama.
7% said hosting at your casa.
43% said trying to fiteverything in your schedule.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I'm surprised the first one didn't Get more votes
buying gifts and Family drama.
Yeah, family drama.
I feel like that's a big onefor a lot of people.
It was a big one for us, yeah,and buying gives to it's always
like what the fuck do.
I get, or money wise, I mean36% is pretty high, but yeah,
(11:45):
that's annoying.
We still need to buy gifts fora couple people, but I'm like
you could buy them.
It's the cousins, girlfriends,and I'm like go ahead, you, you,
go ahead, you do it.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
We've actually done pretty good this thing that's
because of you, we're almostdone.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Just two more people.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
What helps you survive the holidays?
18% said everything I told you.
I'm living it up.
They're lying 36% said gettingas lit as a Christmas tree.
18% said winter hibernation and27% said I have no problem
(12:20):
telling people.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
No, you know I think helps me is Playing family games
.
I look forward to doing that.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Like during the holidays.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, those little funny games.
Like it doesn't matter how MuchI wouldn't get along with
somebody when we would do games,I think that was like a really
fun part.
That is always a fun part, myinner kid was like, fuck yeah I
ten dollar in and out, gift card, yeah.
So having this year, I want tohave a lot of games, so
hopefully I could think of some.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Oh, I have to think of games.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
my Christmas thing, so it'll get us through but I
mean, I like her family, so Ithink I'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay and last one.
We asked for any tips, tricksor holiday stories, and we
actually got a few.
One year, my sister was allowedto win all the gift cards and,
in parentheses, the favoriteFuck that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, fuck them.
I have a similar stories.
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Mean that sucks.
The next one is order gifts byThanksgiving and you'll be 100
your grandma did that.
Oh, my grandma.
Yeah, before Thanksgiving wewent to.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Thanksgiving at her grandma's and she's like, oh,
look at the fireplace, athousand gifts, I have
everything already wrapped.
I'm like shit.
All you do with your life isclean and prepare for the
fucking holidays.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
But I sure for the kids, because they were there
and they're like can we open one, can we touch one?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh my god, this is this might they tell that Bubby
told us that five times today.
Yeah, because we have our.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Actually, I just want to give a little shout out to
you because you are the besthusband and oh, what are you
pulling out?
I'm pulling up a little gift.
We'll probably have to post apicture of this if you don't see
this on YouTube.
He is the wrapping king.
He we barely get a gift and hewraps it Automatically.
(14:20):
He has.
He even like we got ribbon.
He was like I'm gonna cut thisin half.
I think it'll look better inhalf and he wrapped it.
He was like I'm not really sure.
I ordered other other ribbon.
You're an idiot.
His ribbon came, like I think,yesterday, and he was like my
ribbon came, dude, and it'sbeautiful.
Like look at the out.
We have two different.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, I'm gonna get up real quick so I saw these
videos on Instagram last year ofthese women doing these sick
ass, wrapping videos With likeblack and super dark green paper
.
Obviously, that's our aestheticyeah, with cool like ribbon,
and I was like I want to do that.
So these year I was like I'mfucking doing it and I did it
(15:01):
and it looks good.
Thanks for blowing me up.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It looks beautiful because look after you use my
legs to hold this up, but theseare.
There's a matte black and amatte green and there is velvet
ribbon and I'm just very proudof you and thankful for you
because it's so helpful.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, and I think you're thankful because you hate
wrapping.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I'm I'm okay at wrapping Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I'm okay at wrapping.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I'm not bad, but you just make it look way more
beautiful than.
I could actually my, my bestieBecca, has a theory that guys
are better at wrapping thanwomen because of, like, all of
the 90 degree angles, and menare better with numbers and
stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
So I don't know Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
But I just wanted to shout you out for that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, they came out.
You're the best, they came outpretty good, they did.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, sorry, tangent.
Next one is stand on principlewith your boundaries, blood or
not.
Disrespect is disrespect.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, the next one is one time we had a huge family
blowout fight all because I atetoo many tamales.
How many?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
is too many, I know.
And what were you doing?
Did you eat some where peoplecouldn't eat any, or were you
like ripping ass because you atetoo many?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Who took the last cheese?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Dude, there's a couple times family have gotten
in a fist fight set.
I remember things giving andlike it gets fun.
I used to get gnarly back inthe day, but it's not happening.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well, it's like the bear.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Last one mom always tells us she does need help, but
then gets mad at us for nothelping.
That reminds me of that.
It's like a little video, Idon't know, it's like years old
now.
It's a classic and it's of thisguy pretending to be a mom and
he's like you didn't make yourbed, throw it out.
Now that's it.
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No, go do this.
He's like running around.
He's like you need to clean thecouches or he's like we can't
let them know that we.
He like holds of the vacuumcleaner up and it's just like I
feel like a lot of moms are likethat.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It reminds me of that show the bear the bear yeah.
Where the mom's fucking tryingto cook all the fish, or
everything her cigarette budslike hanging all over the food.
Do that fuck.
That show gives me anxiety.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's a little bit of like PTSD for people.
Yeah, I've talked to somepeople and they said that as
well.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, they were.
I think that show relates to alot of people in.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, for sure yeah.
Well, the holidays, they're funguys.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Let's try to come out with something positive, oh
well.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So there's different reasons.
Holidays can stress people out.
Money, gift time, work, familyand friends there's nothing
wrong with it.
But some of us would rather bemore of the Grinch or Kevin from
home alone and just spend timeby ourselves.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it, because, you
know I there can be times wherewe have family members asking us
questions about all differenttype of things like love, job,
school, family.
It can be overwhelming, yeah.
So here's a few tips into howyou can survive and handle the
holidays.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Wait, wait, wait.
Just to add on the money one,I've been seeing a shitload of
memes saying like damn Christmasis coming.
All of you are getting mythoughts and prayers for
Christmas.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I said that to you, did you yes?
There's other super funny oneslike yeah, there was another one
that said Christmas is alwayshere, my thoughts are still in
the mail, or something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, there's fucking hilarious ones, but I think
money is a big stress factor.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
No, yeah, money can be a very big thing.
That's why money and gifts.
But I mean, you just got yourhair cut and you said that your
barber, she said that she wasmaking all of her gifts.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, she said she.
I don't even know what thisbarbershop is called, but Is it
like the stork?
Oh yeah, maybe the stork Alex.
Shout out to Alex If you evercome across this.
She said she's doing a lot ofDIY so she made a couple of
blankets.
She I don't know if she haspictures of her family or did
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some art on some pictures, butshe went at their stores to buy
frames to give like pictures outfor Christmas.
I was talking to your aunt, ouraunt.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Shelly today.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Fuck, what is she?
Oh yeah, we talked about likeDIY gifts.
They're the best gifts becauseshe just had some family photo
shoot.
That's fucking cringe a littlebit, but they gave her, they
gifted her, they gifted her afamily calendar.
So every month has a differentpicture of family and I don't
know different groups in theirfamily that they took from the
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photo shoot.
But she said she loved it, itwas her favorite we saw today.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, it was cute because it was just like some
pictures, it was family picturesand then her and her boys or
her husband and the boys, andjust the boys and her and her
husband and that's heartfelt,like someone took the time to
stamp out those little holes andput the rings through the holes
and print out the pictures.
That's what really means a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah.
So if you're tight on money, Ithink a tip is to do more DIY
shit, because you're onlygetting gifts for the people you
fuck with or the people likeyou really love, so something
DIY would be like oh shit, thisis sick.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Nice, Okay.
So first tip is plan ahead.
Give me so, before you go intoa family event, it's a good idea
to have an idea.
It's good to have an idea ofwhat can happen.
So think about specific thingsthat might kind of cause you a
little bit of stress, likepersonal question, personal
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questions from you know an auntor the uncle who always compares
you to a different familymember, and so once you've
thought about that, um, favoritea plan for it, prepare a
response or even, like you know,figure out how you can not sit
by those people.
Plan ahead, do something to kindof, like you know, forego that.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You know what I think about what I think one of my
favorite movies Breonna hatesall my movies that like cast
away when they're at aThanksgiving dinner.
Before he takes off and theplane crashes, Tom Hanks is.
They're eating like aThanksgiving dinner and they ask
him like oh, when are you goingto make her your whole, or what
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do?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
they say something.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And then he, like I don't know, they make some type
of joke, but I feel like ifyou're dating and you bring a
new fucking girl or guy to thefamily event, I think that's
like a go to for a lot of people.
Oh, when are you going?
To settle down or, if you'remarried, when are you going to
have kids?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
and when are you moving in together?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, and I didn't really understand, like asking
those type of questions or kindof they're not rude but it's
like not good etiquette, kind ofdecorum.
Yeah, and so I really wouldn'task that anymore.
But, like that I might get ifI'm like really cool and I want
to mess around with you.
But I thought of that becausethey're all eating and they
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fucking asked when you getmarried.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, there's that.
Have you seen?
It's like a it's I want.
It's not a meme, but it's likea viral video thing going around
where it's a bunch of like it'susually Mexican kids.
You know how you're sitting atthe table and then you have,
like, a family member ask you aquestion, because we're all used
to those uncomfortablequestions and it's like so you
just left that job.
And then the kid like pushestheir plate up and gets up, or
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it's like so how's your babydaddy doing?
and then the girl know it's likevery viral right now, so it's
true like we've all got thosequestions.
We've all got to face them.
So have your escape plan, yeah,okay.
Number two is have an escapeplan.
So sometimes you can't leavethe family gathering altogether,
but you can find, you know,like little places where you can
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find your own piece of minesafety, like a bathroom or yeah
or if you're at like an oldfamily home, your old bedroom or
something.
Take a little walk.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Escape plan yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Next one is find an ally, so you can find a relative
to stick with, usually a cousin.
Yeah, you have a bunch ofcousins.
Yeah, you could relate to yeaha cousin or maybe a cool aunt or
uncle or someone who you canjust kind of like run off and
vent to and, if all else fails,have a friend on standby that
you could text call, just ventto call and say it's time for an
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emergency.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Call me so I could leave.
Yeah, did.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I just do it.
I said, hey, if you need toleave, just text me and I'll
call you.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I was like I'm alright, I'll try to stick it
out.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, but you know, have that yeah it's a good one
yeah.
Um.
Next one is don't engage unlessyou want to.
So sometimes engaging can causemore drama.
You get heated things get saidthat don't need to be said.
Um so instead try to deflect.
Do an awkward laugh, An awkwardknee slapper.
That's what I have Really yeah,I have smiling and nodding, can
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do a lot.
Sing a song, dance away, do alittle jig, just taking your
clothes off.
Yeah, yeah yeah.
Just run off into the distance,make weird noises, bark at them,
just pass out.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Pretending you're choking or something.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh my God, that's scary.
What do you want?
They call 911.
I even explained to theparamedic no, there's nothing
lodged in my throat and just sayI swallowed it, I feel better.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Don't ever ask me that again, auntie, please,
uncle or.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, that's nice.
Um.
Next one is um, find your joy.
So you don't have to have funthe whole time you're with, you
know, whoever you're with, butdon't let a negative mindset
keep you from enjoying somethingin the holidays, you know.
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So focus on stuff that makesyou happy, even if they're small
.
That could be hanging out witha certain friend or a certain
family member, or even sing apet, you know, or even just the
food.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, the food's a good one.
Yeah, there's usually too much.
So try to eat as much as youcan until you're uncomfortable.
So when those awkward questionscome up you can just go uh uh,
kind of hold your belly and belike uh.
I can't talk, I'm too full.
(25:42):
Those mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
We'll get back to that conversation later.
I'll see you next year.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, then it's a good pretend you're asleep and
be like I eat too much.
You just come up today to goback to sleep, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah.
So you know, even if it's justlike put on your comfy socks
hanging on the couch, findsomething that makes you happy
and, you know, enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Next one is ask for help.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Wow, that's here.
As overbearing as they may be,sometimes some, there can be
some family members.
You, like I said, you couldhave a cousin or a cool aunt,
uncle, maybe a grandparent or aparent, someone there who cares
about you and will, you know, beyour ally and everything you
could say like hey, they'refucking asking me if we're going
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to fucking have sex and havebabies.
Yeah, so just like a little,like a little knee touch.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
We've done that before and then they freaking.
Have your back and change thesubject, or the like.
Hey, let me show you this andthen you leave, or what was?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
it on.
It was on.
Love is blind.
They had an emoji, an escapeemoji, remember and you take.
You could text each other theemoji.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
And then you bone out , yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
And then you have like a little plan or a safe
word.
Yeah, didn't we come up withone, but we did have an emoji.
I said to you a long time ago Iforgot what it was, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
We're not good at this.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I think it was like a tombstone or something.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Next time something happens and you text me, I'm
like what's she gonna be likeshe's she's, she's, she's, she's
butt dialing me, she's butttexting me, and I'm gonna be in
the corner like please help me.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Help me.
He's just gonna have like fivedifferent tombstones or
something you can be like wow,oh interesting, can I have more
cake please?
No, anyway, okay.
Next one is don't be afraid tosay no, don't be afraid to like
those people.
How many people was it?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Just say it's a ah, none of your business.
27%.
When you were saying stuff likethat, I was like I just say
like fuck off, like shut up,leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Would you really to your family?
You've said that before.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'd probably say like be quiet, like don't talk to me
about that shit.
Like man, I'd say that.
But that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, yeah.
So don't be afraid to say no.
It's okay to say no when you'reasked to do more than you can,
and it's not just like questionwise.
Like if someone, if people arepiling things on your plate more
and more and you feel stressedout about that, don't be afraid
to say like hey, I've got thisto do this to.
Like this is what I can do foryou, but I can't do that.
Like, don't be afraid to say no, and it's fine to say no to
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some invitations too.
Like if you can't make thingsmanaging your time, like you
know that's a lot.
That was a stressor for somepeople.
So it's fine to say no toinvitations, too, and remember
that this is your holiday aswell.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Holidays are meant for happiness, not a holiday who
be what he stressfulness Good agrinch reference, yeah.
So anyone trying to bring dramaor trouble any trouble your way
and you get an invite, be like,probably not, probably won't go
there.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, be okay saying no, Sometimes a no, and just
staying home and your jammieswith a nice book or a nice
charcoachy board.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah.
You know it's better for yourmental health and as you get
older and you're in your ownhouse or apartment, you can have
something and then just invitethe people you fuck with.
I think, that's probably thebest.
Thing.
Yeah, but when you're in yourlike 20s or growing up, it's
kind of awkward because you'regoing to your family's thing,
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your cousin's thing or whatever.
But, once you're old, it'll beeasier for you to manage what
you do and not do.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Nice.
So another one I have.
Last one is to volunteer, soyou could volunteer and what a
homeless shelter that they'rewhat.
Well, during the holidays, notthe day of.
I mean whatever you prefer.
Uh huh, you could volunteer anddeliver meals, or you could you
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know you could read and spendtime with the elderly.
What?
Why are you looking at me likethat?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That one's just interesting.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Who does that?
A lot of people do that Really,yes.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
So volunteer as opposed to what?
It puts into perspective whatyou have, and not that other
people don't.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yes, like hmm that's good.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I think that one's that is good.
It puts it in perspective ofwhat people don't have, but it
doesn't fix the fact that somefamily sucks and are going to
make things uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It doesn't, but it also it can bring joy to you to
spend time with other people,and you know people who are very
grateful for what you're doingfor them.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, I agree, then it's just interesting Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
not Because we're talking about dealing with
family, right?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
No, we're talking about surviving the holiday.
So a way to survive theholidays is to volunteer.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And to bring pleasure and happiness to other people,
because sometimes, when you makeother people happy or make
their day a little, a littlemore brighter, it makes you
happy.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, maybe I was focusing too much on family
drama stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Okay, well, you need to leave your family drama at
the door then, not my familydrama.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm just saying in general.
But okay, so surviving theholidays.
That makes more sense to me isvolunteer, especially if you
don't, if you don't have anybody, if you don't have that much
people in your life.
Maybe volunteering could help.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, I see you now Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Well, thanks for fucking clarifying.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You're welcome.
Yes, okay, actually, have onelast one.
So a lot of people suffer fromsad.
Don't be rude, it's a realthing.
Sadness, no, sad, what's that?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Does that stand for so long?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Seasonal effective disorder.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh no, another one of these made of fucking disorders
.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Anyways.
So you can get a sad light.
Actually, no, sad it's a realthing, because you know how the
sun sets way earlier you walkout your house, it's already
dark.
You don't get a lot of sunlight.
We all need vitamin D.
A lot of people have vitamin Ddeficiencies.
We all need vitamin D to feelhealthy, happy.
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So a sad light simulates thesunlight that we miss out on
during the winter months, and itis thought that the light may
improve sad by encouraging yourbrain to reduce the production
of melatonin, which is thehormone that makes you sleepy.
You know we should get you asad light, and it increases the
production of serotonin, whichis the hormone that makes you
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happy.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay, thank you, dr Breonna.
You know what fixes vitaminD adeficiency, a campfire mule.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Vitamin D pills.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I think that would solve sad.
Not a lot of people just wannago and take things.
Okay, all right, that wasinteresting.
Take Okay, okay, thank you.
So that's it.
Those were good yeah, so I meanthe tips and tricks that we
tell you guys obviously arethings that a lot of people know
already and it might seemcheesy, but it's easy to forget
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things you can do to try to getout of those awkward situations.
No, yeah, it's good to alwayshave like a little reminder 100%
.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's gonna be like, hey, if you cause like we said a
lot of times during theholidays, we're not comfortable.
I remember, I remember induring the holidays I would be
so stressed out like thinkingabout my family, asked me about
school, mm-hmm, because schooltold me that I was gonna be like
.
School took a while for me andI remember being having family
(33:50):
be like, oh, when you graduating, oh, what job are you getting
after?
I'd be like God, how many timesam I gonna get asked?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
this.
Yeah, that's kind of annoying.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, and it's just.
You know you need things tokind of help you.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And there's some people who fucking are in school
forever, for years.
So if you're in school to likeyour 24, 25, and you still ask,
you're asking them.
It's just like I think theyshould be like maybe I should
stop asking.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, you asked me last year.
I'm still here, Don't?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
you don't need any update yeah, people go to school
, people take breaks you knowyeah.
I mean it is what it is, yeah,but that's that's good that you
said that, not said that, butlike you brought up that example
, yeah, we're all the same,we're all suffering through it
all and something is like thingscould seem small, but to that
person that's going through thator doing that is a big thing.
(34:39):
Yeah, so that's good to say.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Plus, that's always true as someone else who's at a
holiday function.
Keep that in mind.
You know, we could all be goingthrough something.
Maybe you don't need to askabout that.
Maybe you just need to say hey,how are you doing?
Yeah, how was your day today,or how Keep it light.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, don't keep it personal, especially if you
don't really like staying incontact with that person, cause
you can ask something that like,hey, how's your wife?
And it's like, oh, she died,like last year, you know.
Oh, I mean like don't askpersonal shit to people you
don't really know that well,even if it's family, especially
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family, cause something couldhappen in their life where you
don't know and you're trying tolike ask personal questions and
then it's kind of uncomfortable,you know.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
No, that's true.
Yeah, I mean, that was kind ofextreme.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
But it could be school.
It could be like I dropped outof school and then a year later,
it's like oh, how's your schooldoing?
And you're like, oh, I droppedout.
It's like do you don't want tofucking talk about that?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, and they say that they're like, oh, maybe.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I should have led with the school, not the dead.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Not the dead wife, sorry Not the dead wife.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Oh, you asshole.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, so next is our ask pain.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
What's the question?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Our question is what is something interesting you
found out about women after youstarted living with them?
Do you have an answer, before Iread any of them, about you?
I'm the first girl.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You ever truly lived with.
Yeah, one thing I foundinteresting is that you always
seem like a clean girl, which Imean you are, you know you're a
clean girl, I know what you'regonna bring up.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Hahaha, you have.
You bring this up any see?
Wait, this is the holiday, areyou?
Are we real?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Are we fake?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
We are real, but you bring this up any chance you get
.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I think this was the first time I ever got mad at
Rihanna.
Please, it was so.
What was interesting is thatshe was always clean, you know.
And that's why that's why itfelt really like comfortable and
safe and like I was the bestsleeping in her bed.
I was like, oh, she's the best.
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And so clean.
Oh, she's the best.
Anyway, for some reason I don'tremember the reason- we were
moving, she was moving.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
We were moving when to the?
I was pregnant with champ.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
So we were moving into the big house, the big room
.
We were moving into the bigroom at her grandma's house.
Thank God for them, they let memove in because I was fucking
homeless.
And then I moved into theirgarage and then they let me move
inside.
Then I got pregnant and thenshe got pregnant.
That's another story, hahaha.
So we were moving into the bigroom and everything was going
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good until we moved the fuckingmattress off the bed frame.
It was an abyss, it was fucking, it was a what's it called the
stranger things.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
It was the upside down it was the upside down.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I'm not fucking around.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Those demons, those demons crawling around, don't
say that.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, those and demons, those fucking spiders.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
There were no spiders , there was nothing living there
, it was dust.
What's that?
Isn't that?
All we are is dust in the way.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, we're fucking dust, and dust, we shall return.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I thought that was the.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I thought we were supposed to just go in there and
die.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
That's where all my family members were.
I put them in there after theypassed away this was the first
time I ever got upset at.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I couldn't believe it .
I said what the fuck is goingon here?
I could not believe it.
How dirty under your bed wasyou didn't.
I mean, okay, you didn't have alot of shit under there, but it
was fucking dirty and I waslike interesting I already got
him, so I said it.
But we, I helped her clean it.
I was pretty grumpy but I swearto God, that's probably the
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first time I was mad at you.
I think it was Cause I rememberdamn that pissed me off and I
don't think I've ever been madat you, it's not the first time
you ever mad at me.
You grump, all right, she knows, I guess, anyway, but that's
when I thought it wasinteresting.
Under her it was the dirtiestplace in the world.
Okay, sorry, that went longerthan.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I needed to.
No that was nice.
Okay, so some some answers towhat is.
Something interesting you foundout about women after you
started living with them isthey're cold hands, feet, legs,
nose, masters of torture.
Your fucking feet and hands arefreezing.
During the winter months.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yes, they are very cold.
She puts them on my belly andmy back and I can't say no.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
What'd you just say this morning?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
You're like I hate you.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I was, I was laying with you and I was putting my
feet on you.
You're like why are you tryingto find every like warm spot?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
She stills my warm.
I was.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I kept moving my foot from like here to up to right
to left Under my belly and myarmpits.
But then someone else answeredand I think you'll agree, that's
who they said, but then atbedtime somehow turns into a
raging furnace that wants toattach itself to me.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
That's a hundred percent true.
You're, you get hot as fuck atnight.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Sometimes I'm like do I have a fever?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Sometimes I'm like, okay, don't touch me.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
You get really hot.
Next one is lots of hair tiesand small socks and someone said
, like how, how the fuck do youget your foot in that thing?
And you can shop at children'sshoe stores, and of course you
can.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah, I see hair ties everywhere.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
We just, we just cleaned one up today.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
But the socks.
I don't have a problem withcause when I'm by myself and I
need somewhere to you knowthat's disgusting.
You're socks are the best.
One, because the socks are likea perfect fit.
Two, so I found a megap anal ofthe.
Your socks are always so likesoft.
(41:04):
And three, I just think of yourfeet.
Just, I don't think of yourfeet.
I love your feet, but, dude,muff, muffler yours guys, if you
need somewhere to fuckingrelieve yourself, your girl
socks are the best.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
No, don't tell them that, please don't.
If you're a guy listening tothis, I have I.
And then tell me I have had somany socks that have been
mismatched.
Because he grabs one sock.
And then I find one sock on thefloor, I have to throw it in
the hamper.
I have to.
I don't know where the otherstuff went.
Now they're misplaced.
(41:45):
Now they're displaced, sorry,no.
And then I find one in the wash.
After I wash I'm like great,where is this one's twin?
And I have to talk to him aboutit, like can you stop doing
this to my poor socks?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Oh, love you.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Next one is they fart like a man in their sleep and a
night to the bitter end.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I'm not like it.
You fart like a polite woman.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
How do I fire my?
Speaker 2 (42:23):
sleep.
They sound like this.
Everyone, put your ears to themic, to the speakers.
They sound like this.
There's a couple times whereshe's done it she's walking
herself up.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I've admitted to snoring, waking me up, but no,
Wow Okay hmm.
Next one is you could weave abath mat with the amount of
their hair that ends up on thebathroom floor.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah, that's natural.
All the girls fucking have hairthat falls off.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I think I'm bolding last one always ask Do you want
a solution to your problem orjust a listening ear, which is
good, because I actually I dothat with my friends as well.
So they said because I foundout that crying about the same
thing for an hour every otherday Apparently doesn't need a
fix, just tears.
I actually just went throughthat with you, didn't I, where I
(43:18):
told you I was like You're justkind of sad.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I said I was.
I was well TMI guys, here weare.
I said I know I was gonna startmy period and I was like I've
just been kind of sad and I wascrying.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, I was like what's wrong?
What's wrong in here, like Idon't know, and I was like, all
right, well, we just cuddled andyeah, I hope that help.
Yeah, and I don't know andthat's what I said.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
I said I can't be, I can't be a hundred percent or
happy every day, so I justneeded to cry a little bit and
you know, that was it.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
I love crying.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
You hate crying I hate crying so much I don't the
best crying is a worse.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I hope you're better.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I Need a sad life I need a seasonal effective
disorder like no, I am so Lastthing is our.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Hot.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Oh, hot with the goss hot hot with the goss.
Hot the goss, I don't know howto finish that, let's get in the
middle.
Oh, okay, I have.
There's a new lifetime movieout.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Uh-huh, you love lifetime.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oh god, I love lifetime.
Don't get me started.
But in the new movie, melissaJoan Hart.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Uh-huh, she's playing a grandma.
What?
She's playing a grandma?
And people are upset about it.
They're like not okay, wait,who's that?
Clarissa explains it all.
Sabrina the Teenage.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Witch.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Cuz it's like no, I did yeah.
Okay yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
She's playing a grandma she's playing a grandma,
that's.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
I think that's why, like so many, millennials are
like upset.
There's like a big uproar aboutit.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Are we that?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
old.
We're not that old, she's notthat old.
She's not that old.
I saw someone's comment.
They were like Clarissa needsto explain this Dude, that's why
.
I'm crazy like we're not.
I mean, we're getting olderguys pushing 40.
We're not even at that, butshe's playing.
I mean, I know she's a fewyears older than us.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Hey, nowadays grandma's are young as fuck.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, grandma's look good so yeah that's why
everyone's like well, why.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
That's a wild decision to make, I know, maybe
cuz she's like known.
You know and she's known, soshe they're like we could use
her and people like beinterested.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
I mean, I guess, cuz they always use like the same
three women to play older womenand like I, when I watch the
movies I'm like I recognize heryou're dying.
Didn't we just murdered by yourhusband?
In the last movie, Dude that'sfucking crazy.
Yeah, so I mean a lot of peopleare upset about that, but
people could be upset, but thenetwork is probably like fuck
(46:15):
yeah cuz people are talkingabout.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
What did they say?
Like any, any publicity is goodpublicity even if it's negative
.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Bad, plus it bad publicity is good publicity.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Crazy publicity is good publicity is publicity.
Whatever, who cares?
That's crazy, though.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Fucking, wow, grandma , anyway.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, so the next hot goss is your boy over here made
a TMZ headlines, which one Meyeah, I wasn't TMZ, but I
thought this was funny.
Brianna is like can you look upa hot guy?
So now it's like yeah, let melook one up.
And on TMZ I was like oh, I sawMatthew Perry fucking overdosed
(47:04):
on ketamine.
That's how he died Is that hisname?
Speaker 1 (47:06):
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Is it it the guy?
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
And then I was like there was other shit and I was
like these are kind of lame.
I was like bad bunny and what'syour name?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Kendall broke up, but I don't want to talk about them
.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
And then I was like you know what I'm going to talk
about this.
So I've been a fan of LagunaBeach since the beginning.
I even followed the city, jasonand everything after no.
So I was on TikTok and I sawthat Spencer Pratt has this live
stream all the time and he's hegot really big in the crystals
and the reason I fuck withSpencer Pratt I used to hate him
(47:41):
because he fucked up Heidi andLauren's friendship.
And I'm team Lauren, you know,but team LC.
I seen this guy was getting hisshit together Like he started
doing Jiu Jitsu.
So he started doing like shit.
That was normal and he alwaysseemed so aggressive.
You know they painted him outto be like that, but when you do
(48:02):
Jiu Jitsu you obviously youroll every day.
You know, with people On themat rolling on the mat, yeah, on
the mat.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
So I was on his live and I was like, dude, this guy's
fucking killing it.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Dude, I'm happy.
You know people like I lovebounce back stories.
So if you have like a shittylife and you're like a shitty
person but you bounce back andyou start trying to do good, I'm
just like, oh, I'm, I'm, I fuckwith you, like I'm into that.
And so I've seen that he waslike doing decent shit like
through the years.
And when I saw this I was like,oh shit.
I commented on his Tik Tok five.
I was like, oh, like, oh, thisis it?
(48:33):
I was like dude.
I was like this is sick orsomething.
I was like, dude, you stillrolling or no?
This shows how old we are.
And I was like, oh, what's thisguy gonna say?
I was like I wonder if he'sgoing to see those like I don't
know 200, 500, 300 people on thelive.
I was like I hope he sees it.
And he's like, hey, chris,what's up?
But he's like, no, I'm notrolling, no more player, no, I
don't do that.
I said huh, and I was lookingat it.
(48:55):
I was like what?
I was like I just saw you likethis last couple of years and
then I wasn't able to commentanymore and I said what the fuck
is he talking about?
And someone else commented thathey he met rolling like Jiu
(49:16):
Jitsu and you should have seenhis face.
It was like oh yeah.
He was like oh shit, he's likeoh no, no, no, I just muted
Chris, I didn't block him, butno, uh, uh, I know what he meant
.
He didn't fucking know what Imeant.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
So you could tell that he's not.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yes, he was just like , oh yeah, I could, I could tell
I couldn't.
And I was trying to comment,because after he said I was, I
just muted him.
I was trying to comment to belike oh, I didn't fucking mean
it, like that dude.
And I told Brianna and she'slike rolling means ecstasy, that
you do ecstasy.
I was like I swear to God I didnot know, that I had no idea
(49:53):
and so it made me look like afucking dickhead.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
No, I don't think that makes you look like that?
I don't think it makes you looklike that.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Well, I mean, he's selling crystals, which isn't
like I don't really care aboutthat, but it was cool to see him
.
So I was like dude, you'restill rolling like, still doing
Jiu Jitsu and stuff.
And he took it like, are youstill doing ecstasy?
And I was like dude, why thefuck would I say that?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Why would some random person say hey, are you still
rolling on ecstasy?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
And then when he read someone else's comment, he's
like, oh no, I knew what Chrismeant.
I just why would you mute me ifI fucking said he was rolling
Jiu Jitsu?
So I was just like, damn, I'min this fucking Hollywood drama
now.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I don't know if I can take this.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Oh sorry I really was like happy to see him doing
good throughout the years, butwhen I got muted I was like damn
, that's a bitch move.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
We all know there was a point in time where he did.
Maybe he was, I don't know ifeven if he was.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
but I didn't mean that.
And then I was like, damn, I'min this fucking, you were in his
head.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I'm too famous now.
Oh sorry, I need to take apause.
Sorry, tony, surprise.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
But anyway, I thought that was fucking hilarious and
I was like dude, this guyfucking muted me.
I thought I was like Brianna's,like that means ecstasy idiot.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
I know, I was like, I was like oh, my God, how old
are we?
Speaker 2 (51:07):
I'm too old, I don't even I'm old.
I was just like, yeah, whatever, I'm not going to buy a crystal
anymore, I'm not going to buy acrystal with the sterling
silver necklace, oh nice.
Anyway, I thought that wasfunny and I wanted to be selfish
and put myself in the hot.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Wow.
You put yourself in the hotglass.
You said you're born.
I was like wait.
Shia Ryan Gosling who is this?
Do you know who you married?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Me.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Anyway, I thought that was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, you're cute.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Yeah, that's it, that's all I got.
That's it, that's all I got.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
We're glad to be back .
Speaker 1 (51:48):
We're glad to be back and we're also going to be
coming out with like a little, alittle holiday.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Drink.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Drink yes, Montage.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
We filmed it right before this and I was very
grumpy.
I apologize to you about it,but it's.
It's a delicious drink.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
You actually came out very good yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
I came out really good.
You guys should try it.
I was quite shocked.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I was very, I drank it.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
I was like what.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
This is nice, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
But what was it called?
Speaker 1 (52:18):
A campfire meal.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
A campfire meal.
We're going to post it on ourInstagram and TikTok and put the
recipe and you guys shoulddefinitely try it and tag us if
you do.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Please, can you please make it and just tag us,
even if you don't drink it.
Actually drink it while you'rewrapping your kids gifts.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Just tag us in everything you post.
I mean, if it has nothing to dowith your drinks.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, tag us in the picture of your dog picture of
your car, of your girlfriendsocks, okay.
Anyways, last thing is ourskeletons in the closet.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yes, we're still doing it.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
We are, so call it 5624570613.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
So that number is for our skeletons in the closet
hotline If you have anything toget off your chest, any secrets,
any advice.
We play it anonymously and welaugh about it and talk about it
and try to give you advice toovercome it.
Yeah yeah, we appreciate youguys tuning in and we'll catch
you on the flip flop later.
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