January 16, 2024 • 46 mins
Ding Dong! Hey there, faithful followers! Ever found yourself snuggled on the couch, a mound of tissues piling high, as the flu holds your holiday hostage? That was our reality this festive season, complete with a sick pooch and a symphony of sniffles. So grab a comfy blanket and join us for a hearty chat about the unexpected downtime during the kids' winter break and our grand scheme to make amends with a summer road trip that promises to be nothing short of legendary. Plus, we dive into the unexpectedly intriguing origins of birthday cakes and contemplate swapping our trusty Bud Ice for the allure of home-brewed beer.
Raising a glass to the uncharted territory of New Year's resolutions, we're shaking things up with a twist—Stanley Cups are no longer just for hockey fans but have become the chic accessory for beverage enthusiasts. We'll share the amusing and audacious goals you've sent in, from embracing vodka to waking up to the serene sounds of Native American flutes. And let's not forget about my buddy Uzi, with his denim hiking getup that surprisingly stole the show on our Claremont loop challenge. We're all about fostering those new habits while keeping it real when it comes to our often skewed self-images.
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Welcome back to All Tricks.
It's a new year and same us.
Well, we have a couple ofreasons why we haven't uploaded,
and I feel like it's an excuseevery time.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I feel, yeah, we've said this a lot, but this time
actually has been the worst, theworst it's ever been.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, the worst Christmas and New Year's.
Actually, christmas is okay,but we've been a little under
the weather.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
A little.
The weather has owned us.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
As you could tell, my nose is, it seems, a little
nasally wearing these headphones, does it?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, oh yeah, I might have a few cough attacks
while we're doing this.
So it's yeah.
I think we've been sick since.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I made a December.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, like beginning of December and it's just.
I think I'm on my fifth, fourthor fifth sickness now in two
months.
Yeah, so it's been a lot.
It's yeah.
You know, we haven't reallydone much Christmas.
We didn't really do much.
We passed the flu back aroundto each other on Christmas.
New Year's Eve we just stayedhome.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, we couldn't even go out the countdown, I
just, uh, I played a video ofthe New York countdown from like
wait, it wasn't even live.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, it was oh my God, you tricked us Well.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I did it like at the perfect time, like I timed it.
So it says happy new year onthe right time.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You know they have a live one right.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I know, but we only have Wi-Fi and I don't know how
to get regular TV.
I don't know how to do that,but I put on like a shitty
fucking YouTube video from NewYork and the kids came out their
rooms, we did the countdown andthen everyone dispersed back
into the room.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
So I was like no, we were all on the couch.
We've been like living on thecouch.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, it's been, uh, it's been rough, it's been very
rough.
Yeah, we do feel bad becausethey had two weeks off.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, we were so guilty.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And we didn't do anything, Not one.
We got some sun in the frontyard and backyard a couple of
times.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But uh, I try to convince myself that it's okay,
because we're doing like a bigroad trip in June, which is kind
of far, but we're doing a twoweek road trip, so I'm like oh,
you know I know I do.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I do have a lot of mom guilt, but I my my way is
like oh um, spring breaks comingup, we'll get a chance there.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, I'll do something.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So, yeah, I I have had a lot of like mom guilt and
feeling very bad because we hada lot of plans like, yes, we get
two weeks off, we're going todo this, we're going to do that,
yeah.
And then it just literally theday they got off, we all got
like one person got sick andpassed it, and another person so
it's just been like passingback and forth.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, which I'm sure parents know all too well.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, even our dog.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, our dog got sick.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I was giving antibiotics.
I've there was a point in time,I was giving antibiotics.
I was giving antibiotics to twokids and the dog.
So, yeah, it's been a lot, it'sbeen stressful, but we're back.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So be ready.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, every week.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Woohoo Every week.
Question mark.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Charge.
Charge those AirPods, becauseyou're going to be here in a lot
of us.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Um, I do have something, though, that, um
Bubby said.
I know we want to do somethings like, uh, the funny
things our kids say.
I do have something that Bubbysaid that was pretty funny.
Um, so we were talking abouthow Christmas is Jesus's
birthday and um, just you know,like explaining what Christmas
really is, and, um, and she said, how does Jesus get a birthday
(04:05):
cake on his birthday?
That is funny.
I thought it was so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Where does birthday cakes come from?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Let me see, it's probably like a little like well
, it's just probably like apagan ritual or something.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No more birthday cakes for us.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
What it is.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Wow, it all says.
The first actual birthday cakewas for children's birthdays.
In Germany in the early 1400sthey were specifically marketed
for birthday parties of youngchildren and they were called
kinder fest.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, and the cakes were called get birds off.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Scorton sounds delicious yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh, each year the child would receive a cake and
one candle for every year oftheir life and extra one
assemblies the upcoming year.
But there weren't any gifts,just good wishes.
How do you think our kids wouldreact if they were like where
were our guests?
Who said nope, you're justgetting good wishes.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's smart Actually .
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Happy birthday.
I got a good wish for you.
We got you a triple cake.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This year no gifts, though, anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, so let's can we cheers to um good wishes for
this new year.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, I was just telling Brianna before this um,
me and my buddy, we bought thislike brewing system and we're
going to start making our ownbeer.
And I said, uh, we might haveto retire, uh, the Bud Ice to
drink our own.
If it's good, imagine it'sfucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
We taste tested on here.
We just like spew it outeverywhere we should do that.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
We should taste, test the first one.
That would be so tight we coulddo that I will see Cheers,
cheers To being back better thanever Not.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Oh yeah, maybe Nice.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You can't beat a cold Bud Ice though.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Mm.
Hmm, actually, inflation,they've gone up a dollar.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's wild.
Two for six.
What do you remember it as thelowest price?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I think I remember two for four.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Two for four, two for four, 50.
I remember and now it's adollar 50 raised.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I always and, I think , two.
It's been two for five, forever, though.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Okay, so our topic for today is new year, new me.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I used to get so annoyed when people were like
this is my year.
But then I remembered like Iused to say that when I was
young I'd be like this is myyear, I'm going to fucking, I'm
going to do it, I'm going to bea millionaire, I'm going to get
rich quick.
And never happened.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Well, yeah, maybe you work towards it.
Yeah, okay.
So we asked for our polls howdo you feel about the upcoming
new year?
36% said I'm ready for a freshstart.
18% said new year Same me.
18% said I'm still recoveringfrom Christmas.
27% said what day is it?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Came by so quick.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah.
And then we asked what yourbiggest New Year's resolution
was.
9% said finding love.
I hope you find that this year.
0% said getting a better job.
I thought that would have hadsomething Holy shit, yeah I
thought someone would have beenlike a moving on.
Everyone's so content, nice,I'm sure 27% said moving into a
bigger place and 64% saidhealthier lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
There it is.
I might have been part of that.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, I think I was part of that too, and then we
asked you guys to send us your2024 resolutions and tips to
make them happen.
Okay, so a few people answeredactually, so we have to see my
feet again.
I'm going to drink more vodkaand less beer.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's a very good one.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I like how they have a resolution and then a plan of
action.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
A solution.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Uh-huh, I like it Good.
Drink more water.
So I bought myself a Stanley.
Ha ha ha, I'm a Stanley girlnow, what is up with that?
Okay, so I also have likequestions about the Stanley
culture, but also this personhas a resolution and a call to
action for it, which is I likethat too.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
But yeah, Stanley cups, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's like the target brand or the fucking.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
No, you know what I heard Some like person that I
follow.
They said that someone thatworked for them said that I
guess Stanley's been around fora long time but they weren't
doing well, so they just read.
They didn't even like fixanything, Just rebranded and
sent it out to influencers.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's.
That's the name of the game.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
And then it blew up.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's the name of the game, right there.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Uh-huh, I'm crazy seeing those videos of like
fifth graders and like littlemiddle schoolers like wanting it
for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I told you this already.
But there was this dude whobought his girlfriend a Yeti, a
regular drinking cup, and like abig mug, and she's like what's
this?
He's like it's a Yeti.
And she's like I wanted aStanley.
He's like well, you'redifferent.
I was like now that Yeti's dope, I'd prefer a Yeti Stanley.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I'd rather be a Yeti girl than a Stanley girl.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
For sure, I put those on there.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, that is funny.
Have you seen the videos ofpeople like running through
Target to get the Stanley cups?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Not interested.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I guess there was like a Valentine's Day release
like Pink and Red and there'slike a heart on it and I
actually saw a video of someone.
They laminated, you know how ithas like a label around it but
you just throw it away.
They laminated the label to putback on the cup because it was
like Valentine's theme.
They thought was cute.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So I would see Stanley a lot, maybe like I
don't know a year ago at Target,and I'd always like look at the
cups and I'd be like this isdumb, I would never buy a
Stanley cup for sure I wouldnever.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
What?
What made you not want?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
it.
It's so cheesy, it's like a,it's like the Walmart camping
brand, not, not that I'm likebougie or anything, but I don't
know.
I don't think I don't reallylike cheap things, you know, and
when I would see that I'd belike.
Stanley, I would never get that.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh, he gave a hand flip too.
All right if.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I would get it.
I'd put a sticker in front ofit and be like so whoever has
this.
That's like people who worechampion again.
Remember how champion got sobig like all you guys who wore
champion.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Fuck you guys, you guys remember when it was in
Walmart.
That's a shitty brand.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
That's not even a good brand.
You guys are fucking dumb.
It's all these younger kids, Ithink, who are bringing back
like shitty.
Maybe I should go back towearing Walmart shoes those used
to be my favorite shoes, oh no,the righty shoes.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
righty had the best shoes.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Mine were Walmart, but righty were like the similar
style, the similar look.
Maybe I should bring those backall these dumb fucking kids.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Okay, next one meditate in the morning so I set
my alarm to some NativeAmerican flute music to help.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
That's pretty cool that is cool yeah it's hard to
do.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Play more Call of Duty with Garza.
I will harass him until heneglects his family in place
with us.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I know who that is.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
You don't even have to see who that is.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, I play with two people, and I know who that is.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
You play with three.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh yeah, I play with champ too.
Yeah, he's the best.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Wow, so this person's uh New Year's resolution is to
have you neglect your family,damn.
Wow, I see where you're comingfrom, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
He sees that man need .
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Okay, so next one is don't make them, because I never
stick to them.
Hey, they're being straight upAt least you can acknowledge,
but don't be defeated.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Okay, last one been trying to lose weight since 2014
.
Time to start again, lol.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, that's me too.
I was gonna say New Year'sresolutions are for losers, rude
, wait, why can't you startfucking March 12th or like when
the next day is what's the day?
(12:11):
January something?
Today's January 15th?
Why can't you start, likealready?
I saw this funny meme whereit's like six days in and I'm
still pushing off my resolutionsand I was like that was me I
think I reposted it, but I waslike dude, that's me.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
But yeah, I thought that was funny, you're not
losers, you're just.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
My favorite ones that are like three days.
In 2025 will be my year Are youready to give it up?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, oh man, that's that's.
I'm part of that group.
Oh man, we could do it guys.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Do you have any resolutions?
I do, I was gonna ask you.
So a few of my resolutions areto be healthier.
We have gym passes and weactually started going, but then
, well, actually I started going, I went to a couple times, you
went one time.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, I went like two or three times.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You went.
We'll say twice oh my.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Once I was on the treadmill.
The next time I was in themovie room watching Maze Runner
Sitting down.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You were trying.
You were trying to say wherecan I order the chicken strips
from here?
Where's the menu?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Do they?
Bring it to me, or do I have togo?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
back to the county again.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Does the smoothie bar sell?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
nachos.
So funny thing we belong tochoose fitness.
And I went in and I said I'mpaying for the whole year for
both of us and let's get to it.
And Breanna, she did go, morethan me, but I went a couple
times and haven't been back.
But I'll be back.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
We're already starting a little plan.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, today I've eaten clean.
I'm meal prepped for like fourdays and I'm already mad about
it, but whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
So to be healthier, I want to read more, I think you
read a lot already, but I lovereading, but I have read that
there's things that say like youshould read.
I don't know if they mean itmeans like a help, self help
book or like a helpful book, butlike read 10 pages a day.
Yeah so I do want I mean, I'veread just murder books.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Murder mystery.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, so I don't know if that helps, but read more,
and I do want to start sewingmore and learning more about
sewing.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh, and I do.
I want to pray more.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh, nice yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Those are my resolutions.
What about you?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Just to add, you do need to work on sewing, because
I need you to sew labels on someshirts and hats.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Oh no, I'm a sweatshop.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Now I'll pay you 50 cents a hat.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yes, sure, next time you guys see me I'm going to
have band-aids all over myfingers.
Your newly manicured fingersare going to be all chipped, I
know.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, yeah, I have one and a half.
It's just to be healthy, and Isaid a few times that God's
given me everything I everwanted, like a good job, you, my
kids, my house, everything.
I have everything I ever wantedin this life and I don't really
(15:12):
have to worry about much, and99% of people can't say that.
But I need to focus on myhealth because I'm not feeling
like it and I could feel betterand I want to show people you
could get everything you everlike.
I have everything I need and Iwant, except my health, and
that's what I want to focus onnow, which is why I'm mill
(15:35):
prepping and it's the worst.
You got it, yeah, anyway, okay,let's say pretty much.
Oh, the second the half is Iwant to try a couple of cold
plunges this year, like early inthe morning you just dunk
yourself into our pool.
Yeah, so our pool is fuckingfreezing and sometimes, like
I've been going to work a coupletimes, like the last few weeks,
(15:57):
a couple times a week, two,three times a week.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I don't have an office to go to, necessarily, so
.
I don't make it too much, butuh.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't have an office.
That's why I only leave acouple times a week.
But when I walk outside, it'sso cold.
I look at the pool and I'm like, oh fuck, I'm a bitch and I
just leave like I can't do it,but uh, I want to do try that,
because I heard it's like reallygood for you Actually just
thought of one too.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Another one, and we already kind of worked on it, is
getting outside with the kidsmore.
And you know, like we said,we've just been trying to get
them out into the sun, but therewas a day where we um all were
outside and Bubby and I put ourskates on and we were learning
how to skate.
I know I'm like beginning atskating and that's why you're
laughing at me, but, um, yeah,just getting outside with them
(16:48):
more, yeah, for sure.
Okay, so did you know there isan actual name for resolutions
that fail?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
So it's called the false hope syndrome.
So if you find yourselfbehaving in the same manner at
this time of year as you did theyear before and the year before
that and the year before that,and you just keep finding
yourself failing over and over,it's called false hopes syndrome
.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
That's pretty dark.
That's sad.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, I mean failing over and over.
It sucks.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
They say like failing is good, but I've been failing
since fucking 2008 trying tolose weight and it doesn't feel
so good.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I think I've been failing since 1998.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Maybe we need to change something.
I don't know what it is, butokay.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
So we have a few things on why resolutions fail.
So sometimes we think too big.
Um, people tend to setresolutions for things that are,
um, might not be thatachievable, and they could set
them up in like increments toattain them, but sometimes we
(17:57):
just think too big so smallergoals maybe.
Yes, yeah, sometimes we don'tconsider the why behind them.
So sometimes if we hate doingsomething and we set it as a
goal, we just don't do it, likesay you don't like going to the
gym, but your goal is to go tothe gym.
Uh-huh, if it's a pain to you,you're just not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I think that might be everything, though.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Maybe yeah.
The last one is we're not readyfor change.
So we can't just talk aboutwanting change.
We have to really think aboutand be psychologically ready as
well.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Everybody is comfortable when they're at not
everybody, most people that'swhy in that poll, when no one
put a job, yeah, no, job, dude,everyone, not everyone, but a
lot of people I follow bitchabout their job or like not
having time to do like otherstuff because they're working
(18:56):
all the time.
Bitch, you don't want thatfucking same job?
Heck, no, everyone'scomfortable, which is like a
super scary place to be so.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yes, it's.
It's hard to move because youknow sometimes you've got like
your routine in place,especially if you have, you know
, like Kids or you know otherextracurricular things, that it
it.
They all like kind of gotogether.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
You got your plan.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You know, even like the commute home or to work,
sometimes, if it's like a goodamount of time, you're like, oh
man, that's, it's worth it inthat sense, yeah, sorry, okay.
So we have some tips forkeeping New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
It's tip one Don't be a bitch.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
That's what it comes down to like.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Your mind is gonna tell you like don't get up early
, don't go run, don't fuckingread this book, don't like Cuz.
How attractive is for me Justwatching TV, the sopranos and
eating fucking Oreos.
Like I'd rather do that thanwalk around the block.
(20:08):
You know, like, but you got toconvince yourself like don't be
that person.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I know, yeah, it's ah , I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
The mind is weak, you know, and you know the body's
weak.
You got to dig deep to Likeconvince yourself.
Man, I just got to do this andit's fucking super hard.
I'm one day in and fuckingyou're done.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
No prepping and Bring on the Oreos now.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I told us today we were walking in Tarry.
We got some groceries and someother things and I walked past
like a food aisle and I saw allthe Oreos and I was walking and
I just put my head down, it wasjust an aisle of Oreos I was.
I was like a Dreaming of a sadmusic and I was like in a little
movie scene like I know, I haveseen those moms that you know.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I, of course I follow a few of those influencer moms
where they get up at five in themorning they go do, like, their
hot yoga, they're Pilates classto go to the gym and they like
get it done and then they comeback and, you know, start their
day and I'm like, man, I want, Iwant to get up at five in the
morning and five in the morningcomes and I'm like nope.
No way I don't want to get upat five in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's why they have a million devolvers and we're
just.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
That's why they have their dreambods.
We don't.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Either I will wake up or Brianna will wake up, and
the site on either of us is likeour mouths are open, our hair
is fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Great, my hair is greased to my forehead.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
We have one kid's fucking foot in our face.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, three chins.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
That bed is a bed's nice at 5 am.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
You know what's?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
crazy is 5 am Is the time that I'd like to get up and
I haven't really told you butthe last few months.
I'm like man.
This week I need to get up at 5am because I'd like to be home
at like 730 to walk the kids toschool.
But that's the time I've beenwanting to the last three months
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to get up, but I haven't doneit, I was yeah, I was going
really hard on hiking for aminute but I'm like what time
should I go so I could be back?
And it's like five, I need tobe up by five and out the door
at I don't know 515 to be homein the next like two hours, and
I Haven't done it once.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I've been having those same thoughts really.
I.
I had those thoughts of I needto talk to him about.
Okay, if I wake up at five I'llgo work out.
Everyone still asleep, I'llcome back, then I can get the
kids ready, holy shit, I've beenhaving those same thoughts.
I'm talking about that.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
That's.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
maybe we should switch days, oh yeah, yeah, you
have lip stuff on your septum,yeah, oh see already making a
plan.
You start first.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Hey, I was doing that a little bit.
Yeah, you were, no you wouldget up at 530 and go hiking, and
I was hiking like every day.
I took like one day a week off.
I think I went too hard.
Maybe I'll go to five days.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I told you yeah, don't get burnt out, but anyway,
that should be a tip Don't getburnt out burnt out.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, right now on working out.
People are like I'm gonna gohard.
I've done that.
Probably I don't fucking tenyears straight, but yeah, burn
out is real.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Okay, so some tips are for keeping those New Year's
resolutions.
First, one, one and done.
A Lot of the times we pick toomany goals and we spread
ourselves too thin.
So pick one, maybe two.
Uh-huh and focus on that.
So it sets you up to achievespecific goals, instead of
feeling like a failure forhitting none of them.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Sure, that's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, don't want yourselftoo thin.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Mm-hmm.
Next one is plan it out.
Think through how you want toaccomplish your resolutions and
how long it might take to reachyour goal.
Do some research so you know,for Losing weight or for if you
want to like, quit smoking.
Do some research on, you knowmaybe, increments of what you
could do.
Yeah planning will help youMake sure you can see it through
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to the end.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, I think planning a little bit, but I
think it really just takes Doingit, jumping in like with both
feet, not too hard, but maybelike look it up a little bit and
what Tips and tricks you coulddo.
But you just got to do it.
You can't be a hundred percentready for everything.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
There's gonna be little failures along the way,
so yeah, but also you could like, you know, like meal planning
yeah, that's prepping for it,sure.
Or also looking up work likeworkouts to burn fat.
Next one is be specific, so bedetailed in your resolution
instead of just working out likebe healthy.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
It could be exercise 30 minutes daily or take a 20
minute walk every day.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, even like Set a goal for losing a pound a week,
or two pounds a week, orsomething.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I've seen even people say like oh, I want to close
all the rings on my Apple watch.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh, like the fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Next one is don't take on too much, so start small
.
Avoid setting an overly highexpectation for yourself.
So if you'd like to use loseweight, like you said, set a
realistic goal.
Maybe one pound a week, yeah.
Once you reach that goal, thinkabout another, another like
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plan like sure life to eightpounds, something else.
So setting small goals can helpyou achieve your big results.
Next one is choose a newresolution, so avoid picking the
same.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Goal that you've been picking here.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
So 2014 guy.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's why I haven't lost weight, because I've been
choosing the same goal since 20fucking 12.
That's there you go.
Damn, no one told me.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
We come back next week and you're all skinny.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Down a hundred pounds .
That's my goal, to lose ahundred pounds.
But I mean that's cool.
Yeah, sure, yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Um, because you know, if you keep not I don't want to
say failing, but if you keep,you know, not making the same
goal over and over, you're kindof used to it.
You're kind of used to beinglike oh, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, I'll do it next time, yeah maybe you should put
another goal first, keep thatone, maybe second or third, and
then Focus on the first one andthen slowly incorporate the
being healthier and baby steps.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, always baby steps.
Next one is identify Someonethat can hold you accountable
and support you Hell.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah like you know, like a friend, a partner that's
funny because my cousin told meI've only hung out with him a
couple times.
Like two weeks ago I was out onbitching about losing weight or
something, and then, uh, he'slike I'm gonna fucking hold you
accountable, yeah, I'm gonna bemean to you till you do.
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And I'm like do, do it.
That sounds great to me.
And If I would post food or Iwould do something not even
anything he'd still message meLike what did you do today?
Did you do?
And he messaged me today and,because he saw the meal prep,
he's like fuck, yeah, that'swhat I'm talking about.
And I was like dude, I walkedby the Oreo aisle, I told him
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the target story and I was likeI want Oreos.
And he's like Jesus Christ,stop being a bitch like.
I'm like nah, I'm not gonna eathim.
He's like good.
Don't he like super healthy andhe's a skinny like a little bit
of abs, like he's a little bitof abs.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
He's in shape.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
He's got a two-pack but I mean, I'm not even like
really close to this dude andhe's fucking, that's nice yeah
he's cool.
He's cool dude.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I also heard when you went to go visit your friend to
help champ.
I also heard him asking youabout like oh, you want to go
like hike again and stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, my buddy Uzi, aka Uzi, I just want to shout
out my real quick.
He's a doctor and he saw my sonbecause I don't know stupid
shit with my insurance and he'sthe best doctor.
Look him up.
But yeah, he always tells me hewent hiking with me one time
actually, and I would like makefun of him because this fucker
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showed up with jeans and likethese fucking weird spary
looking type of shoes.
And he was fine, yeah, and I hadmy like basketball shorts,
camel pack.
Yeah, I did, I had my waterbackpack and it wasn't even that
long of a hike it was.
The first one was in Claremont,the Claremont loop.
Oh yeah, and that's when Ifirst started, like my second
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week maybe, and we did like twomiles and I was dying.
I was like sitting down,breathing, heavy sweating, and
this guy was just like, yeah, sothis and that I said, bro, I'm
like I have to make fun of youto make myself feel better.
So I posted his shoes and I waslike, look at this guy freaking
like, walking in circles aroundme while we're hiking.
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And then the second time waslike I don't know, a 30 minute
hike and I was dying.
And he was good, this guy's adoctor and he's like in shape.
But a shout out to Uzi, hekeeps me accountable too.
I just saw him, like she said,I took my son to see him
yesterday and he's like, oh,like, what's up with hiking?
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And I'm like that's good.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
That's what you need.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, I'm like I haven't done it, but I'm ill
prepping.
He's like dude, I saw it.
He's like I liked it.
Did you see that I liked it?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I was like, oh yeah, you did like, see, it's those
little little parts of support,like someone even just liking
that for you Like it makes youfeel like yeah, I got this?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah for sure he's the man.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, thank you Last one.
Give your resolution time tobecome a habit.
So new routines don't justbecome a habit overnight.
A 2009 study found that, onaverage, it takes about 66 days
to form a new habit.
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I can't imagine working on 66 days.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Well, I mean not like consecutively.
I know, but but yeah, no, ittakes, like you know, 66 days to
like Jesus.
You know, wake up form thathabit, do what you need to do
Like Damn Think about it everyday.
Yeah, fuck me.
I know, I thought it was 30days, but I guess it's.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I wish I was at like 21 when I started stopping Nine
days off Nine days off ofsomething you just made up.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I know I thought it was 30 days.
That's crazy, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
So just be patient for yourself, like if you have a
setback or two, like that'sfine.
You know, like you said, we allhave a little bit of failures
or setbacks.
So just you know, bear withyourself, give yourself some
time.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Don't beat yourself up too much.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But a little bit, because if you don't, then
you'll quit, like every othersince 2012.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
But anyway, OK, so that's it.
So you know, keep yourselfaccountable.
If you need someone to help yoube accountable, that's the
dress.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Will be there with you, I'll be mean to you,
because I'm getting picked on bymultiple people.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
So he knows what to say.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'll love, though you know yeah, tough love.
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
OK, so next is our Ask man.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I almost did the hot guys.
Oh, did you?
I saw you look at me.
I was like what's her lipsgoing to do?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
OK, so it's, how attractive do you think you are?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
People answer that.
Oh shit I have seen like TikTokers and Instagrammers like
interview girls like what do youthink You're?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
like I'm a 10.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
And the guy's like you're a six at best and they
get all pissed.
I'm like dude, that's my dogright there, oh God please Let
him have it done to himself.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
He did.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
They're like well, you're like a four or five.
He's like OK, I know I'm shortand I don't know.
That's fine, OK, I'm not goingto get mad about it, Please.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I have seen that though, where the guy's like
what do you think you are, andthe girl rakes herself, and then
he goes to someone else and hasthem rate her, and then they're
like well, what do you thinkyou are?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
And?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
yeah, that was better , I think.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I think it's cool to see what people like truly think
of themselves.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Sure yeah, some people are fucking delusional.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And then some.
Yeah well, some people alsolike don't give themselves
enough credit.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I think you're a 10.
Oh, that's because you're myhusband.
I'm probably a 3.9.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
I think I'm a 4.5.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I think you're a 99.9 .
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Damn, not 100.
That's mean Damn.
All right you give me a 10.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
That's 100.
You give me a 10.
That's 100.
10 out of 10.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Don't try to flip it.
Close your mouth.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
You're so annoying.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Give me a 10.
10 out of 10.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Close your mouth.
I give you a 99.9 out of 10.
You dummy.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Not 10.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I'm just kidding, You're so annoying.
Ok, so our question was howattractive do you think you are?
First one my mom says I'mhandsome.
Next one I've been told I'm thehottest math major at my school
, so probably a solid 4 out of10.
At least she has a sense ofhumor about it.
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Next one I have movie star goodlooks.
Sloth from Goonies was a moviestar.
Let's see.
I oddly feel like an 8,although no one has ever said
attractive in my name in onesentence.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Damn, these are fucking depressing Slash money.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
I always get taller and more handsome every time I
visit my grandma.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I love that one.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Last one is if I saw my twin in prison, I'd totally
get up in that ass.
No homo.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh shit.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, so that's that, and next is our hot girls, oh
no again I said ass goss.
Ass gossling.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
That's what I thought .
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I said, ryan gossling oh, that should be a.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Speaking of Ryan gossling did you see that here?
What?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Did you see, did you see?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
he won, I don't know.
He won an Emmy, I think it isfor the Barbie song, the Ken
song, and when he won, though,he went up against Billy Eilish
like legit ass musicians Wait,wait, wait.
And when he won, he was likethis Did he, of course he did
the camera was on his face andhe and now it's like a big news
(35:16):
story like Ryan gossling likeconfused on why he won the Ken
song.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It's so fucking funny .
He was not confused.
I did see that.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Did you see his speech?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, what was it You're?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
going to be mad.
Because, he said I couldn't dothis without one, without one
person my lady at home watchingour kids while I'm on set
filming.
Like he thanked Eva Lunghor,Eva Mendez.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Shouts out to Eva Lunghor.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
You heard it here first.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
He married Eva Lunghor here, guys, the drama.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
He sang both Eva, eva's Eva times two.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
He thanked her for watching the kids and stuff at
home while he was.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Don't you hate her.
I'm sorry, that's all I got tosay.
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Of course he did.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
But I did see a lot of people were speculating that
he made those faces because,like you said, he went up
against.
You know actual art, I meanhe's an artist.
He's an artist.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
And his band's pretty good, oh his band is amazing.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
But I did see a lot of people saying like that was
the whole point of the Ken songis saying like there's so many
other like Women out there likedoing their things and like that
are really good.
But in the I'm just can like itwas just like a parody song
sure and so the fact that hebeat out Billy Eilish, who had
like even more of a message inher song.
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This is what people were sayinglike he was very confused like
this is that was the whole pointof the Barbie movie.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
That that song, one to Billy Eilish is she did, yeah
, they won.
That song was fuckingincredible.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
That song's beautiful .
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, for sure fucking Ryan Gosling.
We should just call thissegment hot Gosling from now on.
Wow, oh please.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You're cheating.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Do you want to do you want to talk about what you,
what or what you did earlier?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Why is that we?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
posted Maddie star.
No he yelled.
He yelled from the couch andit's a joke we have, because a
while ago he was like oh, masseystar, have you seen Massey star
?
And I was like, um, I was likeyou mean hope, sand of all.
He was like, oh, I thoughtMassey star was her name.
So he yelled from the couch.
(37:43):
He was like oh, massey star ishot.
I'm over here folding our kidsclothes and I have to look out
from our laundry room to talk tohim and he's like Massey star
is hot and I was like, I'm brown, like this uh-huh, oh, my neck
made a whole 90 degree angle.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I said that because she was right there.
Obviously she is the 90s babe,for sure, but you made a big
deal.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
She's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
You made a big deal that I said that she's hot.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
But I made a big deal because if I even mention
anything about anyone, you stormoff into the other room.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
That's not true, I'm the least jealous person.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh, starting a car.
We've been sick, jet, fighter,jet.
Now you want to talk.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Breaking the speed of sound.
I think I just call this outSpeed of sound.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I remember what I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh Jesus, my cheeks hurt.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
I sent my lungs Okay, um no, but yes, from the couch
you yelled, that has you starshot and then I'm on Instagram
and I see your story and all ofa sudden it's her and you put
heart, eyes and a black car andI was like, oh, okay, okay
anyway, no words.
(39:44):
No words.
Oh, watch out for my no words.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Wow.
Okay you're spiteful.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Give me Okay hot goss .
Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar inthe bathroom so her guests can
hold it and make acceptancespeeches in the mirror without
feeling self-conscious.
She said you can always tellwhen someone does it, because
they spend more time in thebathroom after they flushed and
they come out looking slightlypink cheeked that is funny,
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because If I was at KateWinslet's house and I went to
the bathroom, and you just sawthat and I saw that I would do
that.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
You would make an acceptance speech, not a speech,
but I just like look in themirror with the like I don't be
stupid.
But then I thought who the fuckis going to her house and who
she letting in her house?
What guests are she letting inher house?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
That haven't already held one.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, or that they're like all famous, or like
they're not going in there andlike yeah, thank you, like in
the mirror.
Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I did see someone comment and they said she did it
for Leo.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
His practice piece.
Yeah, she'd let him go.
He hasn't won yet he won, didhe?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
they won for the rivet in it.
Oh yeah, nice, I don't know heyeah, he won, but he probably
did that until he won.
Oh, that's where he got hisspeech down, pat like yeah,
that's why he was perfect in hisspeech and addressed like the
Indian lands and how it'sgetting snowed in and shit and
everyone was like oh.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
But uh and then anything.
This 21 year old girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Is she?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
I don't know.
They're all like under 25.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
You know he's 50 pushing 50.
He is like a business realquick.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
He is 49 49 years old his birthday's November 11th.
He's a Scorpio.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
You just ruined this conversation he is a Scorpio.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Wow, I have to ask Becca.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
He's a fake you, because all those fucking things
are false, false advertising.
Anyway, this guy's pushing 50and, like in my mind, he's still
just like a fucking stud andhe's still getting all these
girls and he's jack.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
He's still jack for sure or he's still Romeo.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Remember him and Romeo dude, that movie was so
good oh.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
So good, yeah, okay, last one, the 45 year old tech
CEO.
I Don't know if you've heardabout him.
No but he's a 45 year old tech.
He's like a millionaireJolionaire.
He spends 2 million every yearto reverse his age to 18.
Like he's got a whole team ofdoctors and he also like, he
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spends 2 million every year toreverse his biological age and
he even, like, does bloodtransfusions with his 18 year
old son.
What, yeah he?
His whole goal is to ultimatelyget back to the biological age
of 18.
I I don't even know what to say.
He's got a whole team likePeople who do MRIs on his
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ligaments and his like body andlike yeah, if you're spending 2
million a year, you better havea whole fucking team.
That's crazy, yeah, how longdoes he expect to live?
Well, he actually has reversedhis.
How old is he?
He's 45.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
He'll be dead in 30 years.
There's no way this guy isgonna live.
I mean, I don't even know whatage.
What age is he thinking he'sgonna live till?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I mean he's, he doesn't have a set age, but he's
already like reversed a lot ofthings.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I mean everyone could do that.
I don't know.
He's wasting money.
That guy Okay, that's wild.
That's a lot of money to bedoing that.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Well, the thing is, what I have is that he wants to
reverse his biological age 18,but he eats dinner, his dinner
at 11 am, like that's his lastone.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
And he's nothing else .
Speaker 3 (43:45):
No, that's his dinner 11 am.
He starts his day out.
I forgot if it was 4 or 6 am,but his dinner is at 11 am.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
So I wonder what his diet is.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I, I saw some things of it.
It says he has like a superfoodsalad.
Something else he has like anutty it's at a nutty pudding
like there's been like a wholediet plan made up for him.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
His son better be taxing his ass to get my blood.
I'd be charging you thousands,so he probably hasn't made.
Hey, what's your job?
I give my dad blood.
That's so crazy.
That's our hot gosseling.
Well, we thank you guys forstaying with us after these long
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hiatus is.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, hi, hi, hi, hi hi.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, is that how you say it?
I don't know hiatus.
That's it right.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
I know we have been a while, but We'll do a skeletons
in the closet soon soon we thatis actually our New Year's
resolution is to record Everyweek that is, and have a
skeleton in the closet once amonth at least once a month and
also I know we've been sayingthis people are probably tired
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of hearing say this but alsoguests.
Yeah so.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
So if you have anything to leave for skeletons
in the closet, our phone numberis 562 4570613.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Leave a question Advice question.
If you want to get somethingoff your chest a secret, you
could text text call Leave alittle, go straight to voicemail
.
Some people are like likefriends, are like there's the
call, I'm like dude, it goesstraight to voicemail.
You leave a voicemail and we'llplay it.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
It's all anonymous yeah it's anonymous.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
No one knows who it is except us.
Haha, well, people we know,maybe, but yeah, and we'll say
them over the air and play itand give the best advice we
could while drinking beer.
Yeah, we thank you for tuningin again and we'll catch you on
the flip-flop later.
You.
Welcome back to All Tricks.
It's a new year and same us.
Well, we have a couple ofreasons why we haven't uploaded,
and I feel like it's an excuseevery time.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I feel, yeah, we've said this a lot, but this time
actually has been the worst, theworst it's ever been.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, the worst Christmas and New Year's.
Actually, christmas is okay,but we've been a little under
the weather.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
A little.
The weather has owned us.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
As you could tell, my nose is, it seems, a little
nasally wearing these headphones, does it?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, oh yeah, I might have a few cough attacks
while we're doing this.
So it's yeah.
I think we've been sick since.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I made a December.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, like beginning of December and it's just.
I think I'm on my fifth, fourthor fifth sickness now in two
months.
Yeah, so it's been a lot.
It's yeah.
You know, we haven't reallydone much Christmas.
We didn't really do much.
We passed the flu back aroundto each other on Christmas.
New Year's Eve we just stayedhome.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, we couldn't even go out the countdown, I
just, uh, I played a video ofthe New York countdown from like
wait, it wasn't even live.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, it was oh my God, you tricked us Well.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I did it like at the perfect time, like I timed it.
So it says happy new year onthe right time.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You know they have a live one right.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I know, but we only have Wi-Fi and I don't know how
to get regular TV.
I don't know how to do that,but I put on like a shitty
fucking YouTube video from NewYork and the kids came out their
rooms, we did the countdown andthen everyone dispersed back
into the room.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
So I was like no, we were all on the couch.
We've been like living on thecouch.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, it's been, uh, it's been rough, it's been very
rough.
Yeah, we do feel bad becausethey had two weeks off.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, we were so guilty.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And we didn't do anything, Not one.
We got some sun in the frontyard and backyard a couple of
times.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But uh, I try to convince myself that it's okay,
because we're doing like a bigroad trip in June, which is kind
of far, but we're doing a twoweek road trip, so I'm like oh,
you know I know I do.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I do have a lot of mom guilt, but I my my way is
like oh um, spring breaks comingup, we'll get a chance there.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, I'll do something.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So, yeah, I I have had a lot of like mom guilt and
feeling very bad because we hada lot of plans like, yes, we get
two weeks off, we're going todo this, we're going to do that,
yeah.
And then it just literally theday they got off, we all got
like one person got sick andpassed it, and another person so
it's just been like passingback and forth.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, which I'm sure parents know all too well.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, even our dog.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, our dog got sick.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I was giving antibiotics.
I've there was a point in time,I was giving antibiotics.
I was giving antibiotics to twokids and the dog.
So, yeah, it's been a lot, it'sbeen stressful, but we're back.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So be ready.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, every week.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Woohoo Every week.
Question mark.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Charge.
Charge those AirPods, becauseyou're going to be here in a lot
of us.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Um, I do have something, though, that, um
Bubby said.
I know we want to do somethings like, uh, the funny
things our kids say.
I do have something that Bubbysaid that was pretty funny.
Um, so we were talking abouthow Christmas is Jesus's
birthday and um, just you know,like explaining what Christmas
really is, and, um, and she said, how does Jesus get a birthday
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cake on his birthday?
That is funny.
I thought it was so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Where does birthday cakes come from?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Let me see, it's probably like a little like well
, it's just probably like apagan ritual or something.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No more birthday cakes for us.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
What it is.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Wow, it all says.
The first actual birthday cakewas for children's birthdays.
In Germany in the early 1400sthey were specifically marketed
for birthday parties of youngchildren and they were called
kinder fest.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, and the cakes were called get birds off.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Scorton sounds delicious yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh, each year the child would receive a cake and
one candle for every year oftheir life and extra one
assemblies the upcoming year.
But there weren't any gifts,just good wishes.
How do you think our kids wouldreact if they were like where
were our guests?
Who said nope, you're justgetting good wishes.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's smart Actually .
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Happy birthday.
I got a good wish for you.
We got you a triple cake.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This year no gifts, though, anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, so let's can we cheers to um good wishes for
this new year.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, I was just telling Brianna before this um,
me and my buddy, we bought thislike brewing system and we're
going to start making our ownbeer.
And I said, uh, we might haveto retire, uh, the Bud Ice to
drink our own.
If it's good, imagine it'sfucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
We taste tested on here.
We just like spew it outeverywhere we should do that.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
We should taste, test the first one.
That would be so tight we coulddo that I will see Cheers,
cheers To being back better thanever Not.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Oh yeah, maybe Nice.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You can't beat a cold Bud Ice though.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Mm.
Hmm, actually, inflation,they've gone up a dollar.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's wild.
Two for six.
What do you remember it as thelowest price?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I think I remember two for four.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Two for four, two for four, 50.
I remember and now it's adollar 50 raised.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I always and, I think , two.
It's been two for five, forever, though.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Okay, so our topic for today is new year, new me.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I used to get so annoyed when people were like
this is my year.
But then I remembered like Iused to say that when I was
young I'd be like this is myyear, I'm going to fucking, I'm
going to do it, I'm going to bea millionaire, I'm going to get
rich quick.
And never happened.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Well, yeah, maybe you work towards it.
Yeah, okay.
So we asked for our polls howdo you feel about the upcoming
new year?
36% said I'm ready for a freshstart.
18% said new year Same me.
18% said I'm still recoveringfrom Christmas.
27% said what day is it?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Came by so quick.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah.
And then we asked what yourbiggest New Year's resolution
was.
9% said finding love.
I hope you find that this year.
0% said getting a better job.
I thought that would have hadsomething Holy shit, yeah I
thought someone would have beenlike a moving on.
Everyone's so content, nice,I'm sure 27% said moving into a
bigger place and 64% saidhealthier lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
There it is.
I might have been part of that.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, I think I was part of that too, and then we
asked you guys to send us your2024 resolutions and tips to
make them happen.
Okay, so a few people answeredactually, so we have to see my
feet again.
I'm going to drink more vodkaand less beer.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's a very good one.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I like how they have a resolution and then a plan of
action.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
A solution.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Uh-huh, I like it Good.
Drink more water.
So I bought myself a Stanley.
Ha ha ha, I'm a Stanley girlnow, what is up with that?
Okay, so I also have likequestions about the Stanley
culture, but also this personhas a resolution and a call to
action for it, which is I likethat too.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
But yeah, Stanley cups, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's like the target brand or the fucking.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
No, you know what I heard Some like person that I
follow.
They said that someone thatworked for them said that I
guess Stanley's been around fora long time but they weren't
doing well, so they just read.
They didn't even like fixanything, Just rebranded and
sent it out to influencers.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's.
That's the name of the game.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
And then it blew up.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's the name of the game, right there.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Uh-huh, I'm crazy seeing those videos of like
fifth graders and like littlemiddle schoolers like wanting it
for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I told you this already.
But there was this dude whobought his girlfriend a Yeti, a
regular drinking cup, and like abig mug, and she's like what's
this?
He's like it's a Yeti.
And she's like I wanted aStanley.
He's like well, you'redifferent.
I was like now that Yeti's dope, I'd prefer a Yeti Stanley.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I'd rather be a Yeti girl than a Stanley girl.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
For sure, I put those on there.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, that is funny.
Have you seen the videos ofpeople like running through
Target to get the Stanley cups?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Not interested.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I guess there was like a Valentine's Day release
like Pink and Red and there'slike a heart on it and I
actually saw a video of someone.
They laminated, you know how ithas like a label around it but
you just throw it away.
They laminated the label to putback on the cup because it was
like Valentine's theme.
They thought was cute.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So I would see Stanley a lot, maybe like I
don't know a year ago at Target,and I'd always like look at the
cups and I'd be like this isdumb, I would never buy a
Stanley cup for sure I wouldnever.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
What?
What made you not want?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
it.
It's so cheesy, it's like a,it's like the Walmart camping
brand, not, not that I'm likebougie or anything, but I don't
know.
I don't think I don't reallylike cheap things, you know, and
when I would see that I'd belike.
Stanley, I would never get that.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh, he gave a hand flip too.
All right if.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I would get it.
I'd put a sticker in front ofit and be like so whoever has
this.
That's like people who worechampion again.
Remember how champion got sobig like all you guys who wore
champion.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Fuck you guys, you guys remember when it was in
Walmart.
That's a shitty brand.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
That's not even a good brand.
You guys are fucking dumb.
It's all these younger kids, Ithink, who are bringing back
like shitty.
Maybe I should go back towearing Walmart shoes those used
to be my favorite shoes, oh no,the righty shoes.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
righty had the best shoes.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Mine were Walmart, but righty were like the similar
style, the similar look.
Maybe I should bring those backall these dumb fucking kids.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Okay, next one meditate in the morning so I set
my alarm to some NativeAmerican flute music to help.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
That's pretty cool that is cool yeah it's hard to
do.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Play more Call of Duty with Garza.
I will harass him until heneglects his family in place
with us.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I know who that is.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
You don't even have to see who that is.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, I play with two people, and I know who that is.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
You play with three.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh yeah, I play with champ too.
Yeah, he's the best.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Wow, so this person's uh New Year's resolution is to
have you neglect your family,damn.
Wow, I see where you're comingfrom, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
He sees that man need .
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Okay, so next one is don't make them, because I never
stick to them.
Hey, they're being straight upAt least you can acknowledge,
but don't be defeated.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Okay, last one been trying to lose weight since 2014
.
Time to start again, lol.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, that's me too.
I was gonna say New Year'sresolutions are for losers, rude
, wait, why can't you startfucking March 12th or like when
the next day is what's the day?
(12:11):
January something?
Today's January 15th?
Why can't you start, likealready?
I saw this funny meme whereit's like six days in and I'm
still pushing off my resolutionsand I was like that was me I
think I reposted it, but I waslike dude, that's me.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
But yeah, I thought that was funny, you're not
losers, you're just.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
My favorite ones that are like three days.
In 2025 will be my year Are youready to give it up?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, oh man, that's that's.
I'm part of that group.
Oh man, we could do it guys.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Do you have any resolutions?
I do, I was gonna ask you.
So a few of my resolutions areto be healthier.
We have gym passes and weactually started going, but then
, well, actually I started going, I went to a couple times, you
went one time.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, I went like two or three times.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You went.
We'll say twice oh my.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Once I was on the treadmill.
The next time I was in themovie room watching Maze Runner
Sitting down.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You were trying.
You were trying to say wherecan I order the chicken strips
from here?
Where's the menu?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Do they?
Bring it to me, or do I have togo?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
back to the county again.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Does the smoothie bar sell?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
nachos.
So funny thing we belong tochoose fitness.
And I went in and I said I'mpaying for the whole year for
both of us and let's get to it.
And Breanna, she did go, morethan me, but I went a couple
times and haven't been back.
But I'll be back.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
We're already starting a little plan.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, today I've eaten clean.
I'm meal prepped for like fourdays and I'm already mad about
it, but whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
So to be healthier, I want to read more, I think you
read a lot already, but I lovereading, but I have read that
there's things that say like youshould read.
I don't know if they mean itmeans like a help, self help
book or like a helpful book, butlike read 10 pages a day.
Yeah so I do want I mean, I'veread just murder books.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Murder mystery.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, so I don't know if that helps, but read more,
and I do want to start sewingmore and learning more about
sewing.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh, and I do.
I want to pray more.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh, nice yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Those are my resolutions.
What about you?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Just to add, you do need to work on sewing, because
I need you to sew labels on someshirts and hats.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Oh no, I'm a sweatshop.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Now I'll pay you 50 cents a hat.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yes, sure, next time you guys see me I'm going to
have band-aids all over myfingers.
Your newly manicured fingersare going to be all chipped, I
know.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, yeah, I have one and a half.
It's just to be healthy, and Isaid a few times that God's
given me everything I everwanted, like a good job, you, my
kids, my house, everything.
I have everything I ever wantedin this life and I don't really
(15:12):
have to worry about much, and99% of people can't say that.
But I need to focus on myhealth because I'm not feeling
like it and I could feel betterand I want to show people you
could get everything you everlike.
I have everything I need and Iwant, except my health, and
that's what I want to focus onnow, which is why I'm mill
(15:35):
prepping and it's the worst.
You got it, yeah, anyway, okay,let's say pretty much.
Oh, the second the half is Iwant to try a couple of cold
plunges this year, like early inthe morning you just dunk
yourself into our pool.
Yeah, so our pool is fuckingfreezing and sometimes, like
I've been going to work a coupletimes, like the last few weeks,
(15:57):
a couple times a week, two,three times a week.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I don't have an office to go to, necessarily, so
.
I don't make it too much, butuh.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't have an office.
That's why I only leave acouple times a week.
But when I walk outside, it'sso cold.
I look at the pool and I'm like, oh fuck, I'm a bitch and I
just leave like I can't do it,but uh, I want to do try that,
because I heard it's like reallygood for you Actually just
thought of one too.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Another one, and we already kind of worked on it, is
getting outside with the kidsmore.
And you know, like we said,we've just been trying to get
them out into the sun, but therewas a day where we um all were
outside and Bubby and I put ourskates on and we were learning
how to skate.
I know I'm like beginning atskating and that's why you're
laughing at me, but, um, yeah,just getting outside with them
(16:48):
more, yeah, for sure.
Okay, so did you know there isan actual name for resolutions
that fail?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
So it's called the false hope syndrome.
So if you find yourselfbehaving in the same manner at
this time of year as you did theyear before and the year before
that and the year before that,and you just keep finding
yourself failing over and over,it's called false hopes syndrome
.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
That's pretty dark.
That's sad.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, I mean failing over and over.
It sucks.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
They say like failing is good, but I've been failing
since fucking 2008 trying tolose weight and it doesn't feel
so good.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I think I've been failing since 1998.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Maybe we need to change something.
I don't know what it is, butokay.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
So we have a few things on why resolutions fail.
So sometimes we think too big.
Um, people tend to setresolutions for things that are,
um, might not be thatachievable, and they could set
them up in like increments toattain them, but sometimes we
(17:57):
just think too big so smallergoals maybe.
Yes, yeah, sometimes we don'tconsider the why behind them.
So sometimes if we hate doingsomething and we set it as a
goal, we just don't do it, likesay you don't like going to the
gym, but your goal is to go tothe gym.
Uh-huh, if it's a pain to you,you're just not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I think that might be everything, though.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Maybe yeah.
The last one is we're not readyfor change.
So we can't just talk aboutwanting change.
We have to really think aboutand be psychologically ready as
well.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Everybody is comfortable when they're at not
everybody, most people that'swhy in that poll, when no one
put a job, yeah, no, job, dude,everyone, not everyone, but a
lot of people I follow bitchabout their job or like not
having time to do like otherstuff because they're working
(18:56):
all the time.
Bitch, you don't want thatfucking same job?
Heck, no, everyone'scomfortable, which is like a
super scary place to be so.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yes, it's.
It's hard to move because youknow sometimes you've got like
your routine in place,especially if you have, you know
, like Kids or you know otherextracurricular things, that it
it.
They all like kind of gotogether.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
You got your plan.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You know, even like the commute home or to work,
sometimes, if it's like a goodamount of time, you're like, oh
man, that's, it's worth it inthat sense, yeah, sorry, okay.
So we have some tips forkeeping New Year's resolutions.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
It's tip one Don't be a bitch.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
That's what it comes down to like.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Your mind is gonna tell you like don't get up early
, don't go run, don't fuckingread this book, don't like Cuz.
How attractive is for me Justwatching TV, the sopranos and
eating fucking Oreos.
Like I'd rather do that thanwalk around the block.
(20:08):
You know, like, but you got toconvince yourself like don't be
that person.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I know, yeah, it's ah , I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
The mind is weak, you know, and you know the body's
weak.
You got to dig deep to Likeconvince yourself.
Man, I just got to do this andit's fucking super hard.
I'm one day in and fuckingyou're done.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
No prepping and Bring on the Oreos now.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I told us today we were walking in Tarry.
We got some groceries and someother things and I walked past
like a food aisle and I saw allthe Oreos and I was walking and
I just put my head down, it wasjust an aisle of Oreos I was.
I was like a Dreaming of a sadmusic and I was like in a little
movie scene like I know, I haveseen those moms that you know.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I, of course I follow a few of those influencer moms
where they get up at five in themorning they go do, like, their
hot yoga, they're Pilates classto go to the gym and they like
get it done and then they comeback and, you know, start their
day and I'm like, man, I want, Iwant to get up at five in the
morning and five in the morningcomes and I'm like nope.
No way I don't want to get upat five in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's why they have a million devolvers and we're
just.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
That's why they have their dreambods.
We don't.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Either I will wake up or Brianna will wake up, and
the site on either of us is likeour mouths are open, our hair
is fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Great, my hair is greased to my forehead.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
We have one kid's fucking foot in our face.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, three chins.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
That bed is a bed's nice at 5 am.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
You know what's?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
crazy is 5 am Is the time that I'd like to get up and
I haven't really told you butthe last few months.
I'm like man.
This week I need to get up at 5am because I'd like to be home
at like 730 to walk the kids toschool.
But that's the time I've beenwanting to the last three months
(22:13):
to get up, but I haven't doneit, I was yeah, I was going
really hard on hiking for aminute but I'm like what time
should I go so I could be back?
And it's like five, I need tobe up by five and out the door
at I don't know 515 to be homein the next like two hours, and
I Haven't done it once.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I've been having those same thoughts really.
I.
I had those thoughts of I needto talk to him about.
Okay, if I wake up at five I'llgo work out.
Everyone still asleep, I'llcome back, then I can get the
kids ready, holy shit, I've beenhaving those same thoughts.
I'm talking about that.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
That's.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
maybe we should switch days, oh yeah, yeah, you
have lip stuff on your septum,yeah, oh see already making a
plan.
You start first.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Hey, I was doing that a little bit.
Yeah, you were, no you wouldget up at 530 and go hiking, and
I was hiking like every day.
I took like one day a week off.
I think I went too hard.
Maybe I'll go to five days.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I told you yeah, don't get burnt out, but anyway,
that should be a tip Don't getburnt out burnt out.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, right now on working out.
People are like I'm gonna gohard.
I've done that.
Probably I don't fucking tenyears straight, but yeah, burn
out is real.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Okay, so some tips are for keeping those New Year's
resolutions.
First, one, one and done.
A Lot of the times we pick toomany goals and we spread
ourselves too thin.
So pick one, maybe two.
Uh-huh and focus on that.
So it sets you up to achievespecific goals, instead of
feeling like a failure forhitting none of them.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Sure, that's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, don't want yourselftoo thin.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Mm-hmm.
Next one is plan it out.
Think through how you want toaccomplish your resolutions and
how long it might take to reachyour goal.
Do some research so you know,for Losing weight or for if you
want to like, quit smoking.
Do some research on, you knowmaybe, increments of what you
could do.
Yeah planning will help youMake sure you can see it through
(24:20):
to the end.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, I think planning a little bit, but I
think it really just takes Doingit, jumping in like with both
feet, not too hard, but maybelike look it up a little bit and
what Tips and tricks you coulddo.
But you just got to do it.
You can't be a hundred percentready for everything.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
There's gonna be little failures along the way,
so yeah, but also you could like, you know, like meal planning
yeah, that's prepping for it,sure.
Or also looking up work likeworkouts to burn fat.
Next one is be specific, so bedetailed in your resolution
instead of just working out likebe healthy.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
It could be exercise 30 minutes daily or take a 20
minute walk every day.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, even like Set a goal for losing a pound a week,
or two pounds a week, orsomething.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I've seen even people say like oh, I want to close
all the rings on my Apple watch.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh, like the fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Next one is don't take on too much, so start small
.
Avoid setting an overly highexpectation for yourself.
So if you'd like to use loseweight, like you said, set a
realistic goal.
Maybe one pound a week, yeah.
Once you reach that goal, thinkabout another, another like
(25:40):
plan like sure life to eightpounds, something else.
So setting small goals can helpyou achieve your big results.
Next one is choose a newresolution, so avoid picking the
same.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Goal that you've been picking here.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
So 2014 guy.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's why I haven't lost weight, because I've been
choosing the same goal since 20fucking 12.
That's there you go.
Damn, no one told me.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
We come back next week and you're all skinny.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Down a hundred pounds .
That's my goal, to lose ahundred pounds.
But I mean that's cool.
Yeah, sure, yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Um, because you know, if you keep not I don't want to
say failing, but if you keep,you know, not making the same
goal over and over, you're kindof used to it.
You're kind of used to beinglike oh, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, I'll do it next time, yeah maybe you should put
another goal first, keep thatone, maybe second or third, and
then Focus on the first one andthen slowly incorporate the
being healthier and baby steps.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, always baby steps.
Next one is identify Someonethat can hold you accountable
and support you Hell.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah like you know, like a friend, a partner that's
funny because my cousin told meI've only hung out with him a
couple times.
Like two weeks ago I was out onbitching about losing weight or
something, and then, uh, he'slike I'm gonna fucking hold you
accountable, yeah, I'm gonna bemean to you till you do.
(27:19):
And I'm like do, do it.
That sounds great to me.
And If I would post food or Iwould do something not even
anything he'd still message meLike what did you do today?
Did you do?
And he messaged me today and,because he saw the meal prep,
he's like fuck, yeah, that'swhat I'm talking about.
And I was like dude, I walkedby the Oreo aisle, I told him
(27:42):
the target story and I was likeI want Oreos.
And he's like Jesus Christ,stop being a bitch like.
I'm like nah, I'm not gonna eathim.
He's like good.
Don't he like super healthy andhe's a skinny like a little bit
of abs, like he's a little bitof abs.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
He's in shape.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
He's got a two-pack but I mean, I'm not even like
really close to this dude andhe's fucking, that's nice yeah
he's cool.
He's cool dude.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I also heard when you went to go visit your friend to
help champ.
I also heard him asking youabout like oh, you want to go
like hike again and stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, my buddy Uzi, aka Uzi, I just want to shout
out my real quick.
He's a doctor and he saw my sonbecause I don't know stupid
shit with my insurance and he'sthe best doctor.
Look him up.
But yeah, he always tells me hewent hiking with me one time
actually, and I would like makefun of him because this fucker
(28:37):
showed up with jeans and likethese fucking weird spary
looking type of shoes.
And he was fine, yeah, and I hadmy like basketball shorts,
camel pack.
Yeah, I did, I had my waterbackpack and it wasn't even that
long of a hike it was.
The first one was in Claremont,the Claremont loop.
Oh yeah, and that's when Ifirst started, like my second
(29:01):
week maybe, and we did like twomiles and I was dying.
I was like sitting down,breathing, heavy sweating, and
this guy was just like, yeah, sothis and that I said, bro, I'm
like I have to make fun of youto make myself feel better.
So I posted his shoes and I waslike, look at this guy freaking
like, walking in circles aroundme while we're hiking.
(29:21):
And then the second time waslike I don't know, a 30 minute
hike and I was dying.
And he was good, this guy's adoctor and he's like in shape.
But a shout out to Uzi, hekeeps me accountable too.
I just saw him, like she said,I took my son to see him
yesterday and he's like, oh,like, what's up with hiking?
(29:42):
And I'm like that's good.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
That's what you need.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, I'm like I haven't done it, but I'm ill
prepping.
He's like dude, I saw it.
He's like I liked it.
Did you see that I liked it?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I was like, oh yeah, you did like, see, it's those
little little parts of support,like someone even just liking
that for you Like it makes youfeel like yeah, I got this?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah for sure he's the man.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, thank you Last one.
Give your resolution time tobecome a habit.
So new routines don't justbecome a habit overnight.
A 2009 study found that, onaverage, it takes about 66 days
to form a new habit.
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I can't imagine working on 66 days.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Well, I mean not like consecutively.
I know, but but yeah, no, ittakes, like you know, 66 days to
like Jesus.
You know, wake up form thathabit, do what you need to do
Like Damn Think about it everyday.
Yeah, fuck me.
I know, I thought it was 30days, but I guess it's.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I wish I was at like 21 when I started stopping Nine
days off Nine days off ofsomething you just made up.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I know I thought it was 30 days.
That's crazy, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
So just be patient for yourself, like if you have a
setback or two, like that'sfine.
You know, like you said, we allhave a little bit of failures
or setbacks.
So just you know, bear withyourself, give yourself some
time.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Don't beat yourself up too much.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But a little bit, because if you don't, then
you'll quit, like every othersince 2012.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
But anyway, OK, so that's it.
So you know, keep yourselfaccountable.
If you need someone to help yoube accountable, that's the
dress.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Will be there with you, I'll be mean to you,
because I'm getting picked on bymultiple people.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
So he knows what to say.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'll love, though you know yeah, tough love.
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
OK, so next is our Ask man.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I almost did the hot guys.
Oh, did you?
I saw you look at me.
I was like what's her lipsgoing to do?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
OK, so it's, how attractive do you think you are?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
People answer that.
Oh shit I have seen like TikTokers and Instagrammers like
interview girls like what do youthink You're?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
like I'm a 10.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
And the guy's like you're a six at best and they
get all pissed.
I'm like dude, that's my dogright there, oh God please Let
him have it done to himself.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
He did.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
They're like well, you're like a four or five.
He's like OK, I know I'm shortand I don't know.
That's fine, OK, I'm not goingto get mad about it, Please.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I have seen that though, where the guy's like
what do you think you are, andthe girl rakes herself, and then
he goes to someone else and hasthem rate her, and then they're
like well, what do you thinkyou are?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
And?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
yeah, that was better , I think.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I think it's cool to see what people like truly think
of themselves.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Sure yeah, some people are fucking delusional.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And then some.
Yeah well, some people alsolike don't give themselves
enough credit.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I think you're a 10.
Oh, that's because you're myhusband.
I'm probably a 3.9.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
I think I'm a 4.5.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I think you're a 99.9 .
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Damn, not 100.
That's mean Damn.
All right you give me a 10.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
That's 100.
You give me a 10.
That's 100.
10 out of 10.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Don't try to flip it.
Close your mouth.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
You're so annoying.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Give me a 10.
10 out of 10.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Close your mouth.
I give you a 99.9 out of 10.
You dummy.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Not 10.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I'm just kidding, You're so annoying.
Ok, so our question was howattractive do you think you are?
First one my mom says I'mhandsome.
Next one I've been told I'm thehottest math major at my school
, so probably a solid 4 out of10.
At least she has a sense ofhumor about it.
(33:49):
Next one I have movie star goodlooks.
Sloth from Goonies was a moviestar.
Let's see.
I oddly feel like an 8,although no one has ever said
attractive in my name in onesentence.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Damn, these are fucking depressing Slash money.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
I always get taller and more handsome every time I
visit my grandma.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I love that one.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Last one is if I saw my twin in prison, I'd totally
get up in that ass.
No homo.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh shit.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, so that's that, and next is our hot girls, oh
no again I said ass goss.
Ass gossling.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
That's what I thought .
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I said, ryan gossling oh, that should be a.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Speaking of Ryan gossling did you see that here?
What?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Did you see, did you see?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
he won, I don't know.
He won an Emmy, I think it isfor the Barbie song, the Ken
song, and when he won, though,he went up against Billy Eilish
like legit ass musicians Wait,wait, wait.
And when he won, he was likethis Did he, of course he did
the camera was on his face andhe and now it's like a big news
(35:16):
story like Ryan gossling likeconfused on why he won the Ken
song.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It's so fucking funny .
He was not confused.
I did see that.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Did you see his speech?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, what was it You're?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
going to be mad.
Because, he said I couldn't dothis without one, without one
person my lady at home watchingour kids while I'm on set
filming.
Like he thanked Eva Lunghor,Eva Mendez.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Shouts out to Eva Lunghor.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
You heard it here first.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
He married Eva Lunghor here, guys, the drama.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
He sang both Eva, eva's Eva times two.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
He thanked her for watching the kids and stuff at
home while he was.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Don't you hate her.
I'm sorry, that's all I got tosay.
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Of course he did.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
But I did see a lot of people were speculating that
he made those faces because,like you said, he went up
against.
You know actual art, I meanhe's an artist.
He's an artist.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
And his band's pretty good, oh his band is amazing.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
But I did see a lot of people saying like that was
the whole point of the Ken songis saying like there's so many
other like Women out there likedoing their things and like that
are really good.
But in the I'm just can like itwas just like a parody song
sure and so the fact that hebeat out Billy Eilish, who had
like even more of a message inher song.
(36:52):
This is what people were sayinglike he was very confused like
this is that was the whole pointof the Barbie movie.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
That that song, one to Billy Eilish is she did, yeah
, they won.
That song was fuckingincredible.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
That song's beautiful .
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, for sure fucking Ryan Gosling.
We should just call thissegment hot Gosling from now on.
Wow, oh please.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You're cheating.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Do you want to do you want to talk about what you,
what or what you did earlier?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Why is that we?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
posted Maddie star.
No he yelled.
He yelled from the couch andit's a joke we have, because a
while ago he was like oh, masseystar, have you seen Massey star
?
And I was like, um, I was likeyou mean hope, sand of all.
He was like, oh, I thoughtMassey star was her name.
So he yelled from the couch.
(37:43):
He was like oh, massey star ishot.
I'm over here folding our kidsclothes and I have to look out
from our laundry room to talk tohim and he's like Massey star
is hot and I was like, I'm brown, like this uh-huh, oh, my neck
made a whole 90 degree angle.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I said that because she was right there.
Obviously she is the 90s babe,for sure, but you made a big
deal.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
She's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
You made a big deal that I said that she's hot.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
But I made a big deal because if I even mention
anything about anyone, you stormoff into the other room.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
That's not true, I'm the least jealous person.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh, starting a car.
We've been sick, jet, fighter,jet.
Now you want to talk.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Breaking the speed of sound.
I think I just call this outSpeed of sound.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I remember what I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh Jesus, my cheeks hurt.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
I sent my lungs Okay, um no, but yes, from the couch
you yelled, that has you starshot and then I'm on Instagram
and I see your story and all ofa sudden it's her and you put
heart, eyes and a black car andI was like, oh, okay, okay
anyway, no words.
(39:44):
No words.
Oh, watch out for my no words.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Wow.
Okay you're spiteful.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Give me Okay hot goss .
Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar inthe bathroom so her guests can
hold it and make acceptancespeeches in the mirror without
feeling self-conscious.
She said you can always tellwhen someone does it, because
they spend more time in thebathroom after they flushed and
they come out looking slightlypink cheeked that is funny,
(40:14):
because If I was at KateWinslet's house and I went to
the bathroom, and you just sawthat and I saw that I would do
that.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
You would make an acceptance speech, not a speech,
but I just like look in themirror with the like I don't be
stupid.
But then I thought who the fuckis going to her house and who
she letting in her house?
What guests are she letting inher house?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
That haven't already held one.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, or that they're like all famous, or like
they're not going in there andlike yeah, thank you, like in
the mirror.
Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I did see someone comment and they said she did it
for Leo.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
His practice piece.
Yeah, she'd let him go.
He hasn't won yet he won, didhe?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
they won for the rivet in it.
Oh yeah, nice, I don't know heyeah, he won, but he probably
did that until he won.
Oh, that's where he got hisspeech down, pat like yeah,
that's why he was perfect in hisspeech and addressed like the
Indian lands and how it'sgetting snowed in and shit and
everyone was like oh.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
But uh and then anything.
This 21 year old girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Is she?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
I don't know.
They're all like under 25.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
You know he's 50 pushing 50.
He is like a business realquick.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
He is 49 49 years old his birthday's November 11th.
He's a Scorpio.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
You just ruined this conversation he is a Scorpio.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Wow, I have to ask Becca.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
He's a fake you, because all those fucking things
are false, false advertising.
Anyway, this guy's pushing 50and, like in my mind, he's still
just like a fucking stud andhe's still getting all these
girls and he's jack.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
He's still jack for sure or he's still Romeo.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Remember him and Romeo dude, that movie was so
good oh.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
So good, yeah, okay, last one, the 45 year old tech
CEO.
I Don't know if you've heardabout him.
No but he's a 45 year old tech.
He's like a millionaireJolionaire.
He spends 2 million every yearto reverse his age to 18.
Like he's got a whole team ofdoctors and he also like, he
(42:35):
spends 2 million every year toreverse his biological age and
he even, like, does bloodtransfusions with his 18 year
old son.
What, yeah he?
His whole goal is to ultimatelyget back to the biological age
of 18.
I I don't even know what to say.
He's got a whole team likePeople who do MRIs on his
(42:57):
ligaments and his like body andlike yeah, if you're spending 2
million a year, you better havea whole fucking team.
That's crazy, yeah, how longdoes he expect to live?
Well, he actually has reversedhis.
How old is he?
He's 45.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
He'll be dead in 30 years.
There's no way this guy isgonna live.
I mean, I don't even know whatage.
What age is he thinking he'sgonna live till?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I mean he's, he doesn't have a set age, but he's
already like reversed a lot ofthings.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I mean everyone could do that.
I don't know.
He's wasting money.
That guy Okay, that's wild.
That's a lot of money to bedoing that.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Well, the thing is, what I have is that he wants to
reverse his biological age 18,but he eats dinner, his dinner
at 11 am, like that's his lastone.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
And he's nothing else .
Speaker 3 (43:45):
No, that's his dinner 11 am.
He starts his day out.
I forgot if it was 4 or 6 am,but his dinner is at 11 am.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
So I wonder what his diet is.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I, I saw some things of it.
It says he has like a superfoodsalad.
Something else he has like anutty it's at a nutty pudding
like there's been like a wholediet plan made up for him.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
His son better be taxing his ass to get my blood.
I'd be charging you thousands,so he probably hasn't made.
Hey, what's your job?
I give my dad blood.
That's so crazy.
That's our hot gosseling.
Well, we thank you guys forstaying with us after these long
(44:33):
hiatus is.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, hi, hi, hi, hi hi.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, is that how you say it?
I don't know hiatus.
That's it right.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
I know we have been a while, but We'll do a skeletons
in the closet soon soon we thatis actually our New Year's
resolution is to record Everyweek that is, and have a
skeleton in the closet once amonth at least once a month and
also I know we've been sayingthis people are probably tired
(45:04):
of hearing say this but alsoguests.
Yeah so.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
So if you have anything to leave for skeletons
in the closet, our phone numberis 562 4570613.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Leave a question Advice question.
If you want to get somethingoff your chest a secret, you
could text text call Leave alittle, go straight to voicemail
.
Some people are like likefriends, are like there's the
call, I'm like dude, it goesstraight to voicemail.
You leave a voicemail and we'llplay it.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
It's all anonymous yeah it's anonymous.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
No one knows who it is except us.
Haha, well, people we know,maybe, but yeah, and we'll say
them over the air and play itand give the best advice we
could while drinking beer.
Yeah, we thank you for tuningin again and we'll catch you on
the flip-flop later.
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