January 31, 2024 • 45 mins
Ding Dong! Ever found yourself chuckling in the midst of a podcasting blunder or while nursing an out-of-the-blue injury? Briana and I sure have, and we're dishing out heaps of stories that'll have you nodding along. From our quirky studio antics to the unexpected 'lightning crotch' jolts of pregnancy, we're raising a glass to the triumphs and trials of life behind the mic and beyond. And because we can't help ourselves, we even throw in a tale of thrifting joy because, let's face it, who doesn't love a good bargain hunt story?
Then there's this thing about relationships – when to define them, how to label them, and the sometimes awkward dance around "making it official." Briana and I don't just share our own 11-year odyssey; we also peel back the layers on your stories, including those surprise girlfriend announcements and the gut punch of commitment rejections. If you're bumbling about how to bring up 'the talk,' we've got some tried-and-true tips that'll help you slide into that conversation smoother than a cold beer on a summer's day.
Wrapping it up, we put on our life coach visors (because hats are so last year) and get real about the personal groundwork you need before jumping into the dating fray. Oh, and because we can't ignore the siren call of festival season, we're spilling our thoughts on the latest Coachella lineup so snug up with your favorite drink, and let's navigate this rollercoaster of personal anecdotes, relationship wisdom, and pop culture musings. Cheers to an episode that's like your favorite playlist – a little bit of everything, all rolled into one.
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
Welcome back to All Tricks, no Treats.
Listen, man doing thispodcasting is a little hard.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, it is.
It's not all you think, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Even setting up, since our studio isn't done in
the garage.
Not even started Setting up,breaking down, editing all this
stuff is Research chilling thebeers?
Chilling the beers.
Yeah, it's a lot of work and Ijust want to thank you, Brianna,
(00:57):
for pushing me to want torecord every week, Because it's
you that's always like are werecording?
Are we recording?
And I'm like uh yeah.
But anyway, if it's your firsttime tuning in, we're a podcast
that talks about family, kidsdating Relationships yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And we kind of Been there done that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We'd like to make it fun while getting intoxicated,
so thanks for joining us.
For the 100 people who downloadour podcast every week.
Pretty stoked.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, I would love to know who these people are.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, for sure I would too.
I don't even know 100 people.
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's crazy Anyway yeah, yay, well, thank you for
you know, you're the one thatalways does the set up and the
editing and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So thank you, and I just thought about this when you
did your toast we do a littletoast before we start and you
just talked about, like, how youlike doing it and I've thought
about how much I love doing withyou because I like to just talk
to you.
Yeah, I like that time.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Remember, we woke up at three in the morning and we
just lay there and talk to eachother.
Talked for an hour, yeah, andthen we woke up and we're like
what just happened.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I just like talking to you, so this is fun, yeah,
for sure.
Okay, so how was your week been?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
For me it's been pretty shitty because I've had a
sore throat for like seven daysand I went to the ER thinking
they'd give me something andthey said you have a cold.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I said you fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I told the doctor I'm like dude.
I wish it was worse news.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
When a man has a cold .
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But my throat, that's like the worst part.
I don't know why sore throatsucks so bad.
But yeah, it's been okay, Iguess.
But just been sick, still Stillsick.
But just, you know, two months,two months, going on three, it
doesn't, doesn't matter, I guess.
Well, I got you that throatcoat.
Yeah, it was funny, becausewhen he takes me that and you
(03:00):
came home I thought it wasthroat goat.
I literally thought it and Iwas like I'm the throat go and
then that's not really like thecool thing to say.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well, to clarify, it was T and I got him T for his
sore throat and it's literallycalled throat coat, coat.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're the throat go.
We can't get it twisted.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I almost went by.
But that's a sheep, it's a goat, that's a goat.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
A goat does.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They go Not by anyway , yeah.
What about you?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I threw my back out for the first time ever this
week.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm on like maybe 34 back throwouts, but it is not
fun.
How did it happen?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
She knows.
I don't know, but we woke upone morning and I turned over on
her side and I ran Okay, family.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's more.
We threw your back out.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I threw my neck.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
My back, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I wish you finished it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, it wasn't fun.
I was like oh, my back feelskind of sore, like oh, it feels
a little weird, like a littlesore.
The day after that I couldn'teven walk.
I was like hunched over, liketrying to do things.
And when I went to go pick upchamp, I was like uh, uh, uh.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, having a doughnut back is the worst,
especially your lower back.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, and that's what it was oh man.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And we're pushing 40.
So it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, I really felt it this time.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's crazy.
It sucks having your backdoughnut for the first time
Because it's like I know whatI'm used to and you felt it for
the first time.
I hate those sharp pains.
No, they're the that make youdouble over, like, oh, what's
going on?
Like lightning I'm coming.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh, that is not what I was going to relate it to, but
I was going to say when you'repregnant, sometimes you get this
thing it's called lightningcrotch Holy shit, I don't know
about that.
No, yeah, it's in like yourgroin area, like where your legs
meet, your genital area.
Oh shit, it's getting weird.
And you get genital and youyou'll literally just be walking
(05:24):
when you're pregnant or doinganything, and usually when
you're further into yourpregnancy and all of a sudden
you'll just get a jolt in yourcrotch.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That'll make you like double over, like that Like, oh
okay, what's happening?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Did it feel good a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, it's not, it's called lightning crotch.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't know it's not called like massage crotch Damn
.
That's interesting.
You never told me that.
Now I know.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Now you're educated on lightning crotch.
Now when?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I see a pregnant woman.
I'm going to be like lightningcrotch.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I got it too.
I got it too.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They're going to say help, help me.
It's weirdo.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Did you hear the thunder for the lightning?
Okay, well, let's, let's,before we go any further.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Cheers to lightning crotch and being sick for three
months straight Cheers.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Throat is coated with butters ooh crispy.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
One more thing we did this week was we got a little
time to ourselves.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
We did.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
So um, we went, did a little thrifting and estate
sale shopping.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, we did.
We hit two estate sales and twoyeah, two, there's source.
Yeah, one was closed, the thirdone was, but on a Saturday.
Yeah, which is weird, and I'mlike I get really pumped up
because I see these videosonline of people thrifting and
reselling on eBay.
So I bought like I don't know acouple hundred bucks worth of
(07:10):
clothes.
Yeah, you bought a good amountof shirts and it listed them all
.
Today and before.
I was there for like three anda half hours and before I left,
I got an order and it wassomething I had in my closet it
wasn't even the closest.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I bought.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So hopefully I get a couple more orders.
I just do that for fun, it'scool doing that.
But, um, we were at a estatesale in New York, Belinda, and,
for those who don't know, we'refrom Whittier, California, and
we grew up going to this donutshop called Mothers Made Donuts.
And in New York, Belinda, outof all places they had a Mothers
Made Donuts shirt and I'venever seen one ever in my entire
(07:49):
life.
I've been going there since Iwas four years old probably
that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Did you even know they sold them?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, and she found it in a closet that I already
looked in and I was like I'mbuying it.
I'll probably never wear it,but it's crazy.
It was in your Belinda, at adead person's house, that we
bought.
But shout out to Mothers MadeDonuts If you haven't been there
.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh man, they're delicious, the best breakfast
sandwiches.
And they include little yellowchilies with their sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh yes, the mouth of the warring their pastrami is to
die, for I like the one withthe hot dog.
The hot dog sandwich, uh huh,oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Actually that reminds me my best friend.
She texted me a while ago.
She said she was joking withone of her friends about World
War III and if we were draftedand what it would take for us to
commit treason, what would bethe one thing to make you?
I pictured it as the homemadebooby trap with the box with the
(08:52):
stick under it.
What would be in there to makeyou give up?
So, she said, if the enemyoffers her an air conditioner
room with a couch and juzzyshore on, she said for one of my
friends, coors Light, my otherfriend, a bean burrito Extra
cheese.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I feel like you know who these are for, yeah, cheese.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And then for me she put I thought of them luring you
with an LA hot dog.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So I wanted to ask you what would be your one thing
that you would be Lord with.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Damn, that's a good question, Mm-hmm, I think maybe
If they somehow got the recipefor Hawaiian Ellen barbecue and
then had a had a nice cigar fordessert, I'd be like oh, so you
want like a three course mealTake care of me.
Yeah, fucking take care of me.
That's all the secrets.
I Don't know.
(09:51):
Maybe a cigar and some whiskey.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I thought I thought yours would be in a lot there.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh yeah, that too damn.
That's good.
We actually just pulled overfor one after we ate.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
After oh, we did after.
We thrifted, we got some ramenand Maybe like two, three
minutes later after we droveaway from the ramen place, we
heard beep, beep.
It was an a lot that man.
We had to, we had to pull up.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That was an interesting yeah meet me.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, I still like the road owner.
Oh, what's that Fucking?
How does it sound?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Clowner done, done, done.
What's done, done, done, notdone, done, like no done, done.
Okay, it's not that anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I thought a lot in there too.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Nice, cool.
So our topic for today what arewe?
I don't know.
Oh, it's all about making itofficial quote-unquote official.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh, like quote-unquote, because there's
people sometimes who are Areweird about making it like
official.
There's people who don't wantto make it official and just say
like, oh, I don't like labelslike it, so you're together, but
they don't like labels butYou're not together, you know.
That's why I say quote-unquote.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Do you think that's so?
They can do other things 100%.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
That's why I didn't want not not like I'm a player
or anything, but that's why Iwas scared to get together.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I just said do you think that's so they can do
anything?
And you said that's why.
Wow, we just celebrated oh, weare doing this topic because we
just celebrated 11 years ofbeing together.
Okay, I don't mean it like.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I was just scared of commitment to me.
There's a couple others, acouple of things that People
would do to say they're afraidof making it official.
That was mine, yeah, but thereare people, obviously, who don't
want to make it officialbecause it's technically not
cheating If you don't put alabel on it.
(12:02):
That's why people want to hookup with other people.
Okay, Ariana.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Oh, my goodness so we did some polls and Our first
one was how long until you hadthe talk to make it
quote-unquote official?
17% said days, 75% said monthsand 8% said I'm still not sure
if we're official with a littlemelting face.
(12:29):
I feel sorry for those.
Next one is who asked to, andit was 50 50.
Damn 50% said they asked me, ofcourse, with the little lady
going With her hand up.
And then the other 50% said Iasked I know how to get what I
want with the guy going.
And then we asked how did thecombo go?
(12:51):
What did you say?
We would love to hear yourstories.
And a few people answeredmm-hmm.
About a month my man justintroduced me as his girlfriend
and didn't even ask.
Eight years in with the crying,laughing face, holy shit, I
Feel like that probably happensmore than we realize.
That's a ballsy move, I feellike.
(13:13):
That's like you just get verycomfortable with each other.
You've already like kind offall into the relationship mode
and then that's it, mm-hmm.
Next one is I said hey, we'vebeen fucking for months now.
It's good, so let's just makeit official.
Smiling face shit.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, you know when you get intimate that they're
the one you know sometimes hitor miss with people.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
But they knew, I guess, yeah next one is he asked
after a month of talking and Isaid no and he stopped taking me
seriously.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's how it ended.
Yeah, why would you?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I mean, a month is kind of early, but a month can
kind of be early, but like ifsomeone says no, why do you just
that?
Sucks.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Because you're fucking heartbroken and you
think you're at a certain point,but obviously you're not after
a month.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
What if it's like you didn't even know each other?
A month of knowing each otherOkay.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I know this is different times, but I have a
buddy whose parents got marriedlike within a month of Meeting
each other, and, and, and heonly knew English, she only knew
Spanish.
They couldn't even fuckingcommunicate and they got married
.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
How did that happen?
Cuz it's love, I don't know.
You can't fucking explain it.
Did they just communicate viaeye contact?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
via P in VG.
I just remembered that.
But so this whole topic isfunny because there are people
Mostly like back in the dayright, that they would get
married quick, pretty quick, butnowadays it's hard to kind of
find some money.
I think that's just my opinion,but I mean.
(14:54):
So a month, I mean, if you feelit, you feel it.
I guess she didn't.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
She didn't, but he just let it go.
It sucks.
This is what it is.
Last one when do we go to thetopic on how to talk to girls?
They scare me.
Dude girls are fucking shouldwe make that a?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
topic.
I think it's just the times man.
Why is it just girls?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
How are girls?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
are fucking out of control, please hard to find a
fucking way Always say this ifwe didn't work out, like if we
broke up for some reason, noproblem probably finding a guy.
Asap within a month.
Like that girl, Me I'm doomed.
(15:43):
It's me and I'm.
Before she leaves the house andmoves out, or I move out, I'm
taking some of her socks.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
If you can find them, because I can't.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's over.
For me it's over, but it's hard.
I mean for both, I guess.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, it's super hard to date nowadays and I don't
know what I would do with myselfbut, oh yeah, I have friends
that are single and I've evensaid as well, like from things
I've heard, I would not survive.
I just go into a cave and Mashyour brain all day, come a
hermit.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Just eat a bunch of LA dogs.
I would too.
I'd go back with you and we'dwork it out.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
We just run each other in the cave.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
We'd feed each other.
We're eating LA dogs and go huh.
Is that it?
I guess, oh, I guess.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Okay, I was kind of inspired by the show the Bear,
because there's a scene wherehe's talking to another chef and
he says it's clear, mygirlfriend, what do you have to
ask?
You have to ask to see.
And then the other guy repliesto me he's like are you my
girlfriend?
That's fucked.
He's just basically saying,like you really have to ask
(17:01):
someone to be your girlfriendthese days, so what do you
consider making it official?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
When the two parties involved, one of them asked the
other and they say, yes, yes,like a mini marriage.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
It's very formal.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, I think you have to be clear.
I would never introduce you asmy girlfriend if I've never
asked you to be my girlfriend.
I think that's strange.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, do you want to talk about when we became
official?
So for the longest time, whenwe started hanging out in
November 11 years ago, and thenfor the longest time.
You would even tell me I'm tooscared, I'm scared, I'm scared
(17:51):
to have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I'm a man.
You know the men listening knowhow it is.
It started getting prettyserious around November.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's my birthday, Just you know.
We celebrated my birthday, youknow, we didn't, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh, my God, okay, that's another anniversary.
And yeah.
I am Damn, we dated a long time.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I mean three months.
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Three months isn't that long, that's perfect.
I think I asked her in January,january 23rd, january 23rd, um
was just past and she texts meoh, it's our 11th year of like
being boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
No, we were.
We were in bed and it turnedmidnight, I went.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Hey, happy 11 years we don't celebrate it, so that's
why I wasn't in trouble that Iforgot about it.
But we talked for three monthsand then I asked her I didn't
ask you.
You did.
Why are you making that noise?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Because the whole time you're like I'm scared, I'm
scared, I'm scared yeah but Iknew I fucking loved you so much
so I asked you.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I think I just asked you.
I was saying that because I wasa young lad and I was 22.
I turned 23 in that that April.
But getting it.
The only reason I was scared isbecause I knew Brianna was the
one.
I knew it and I didn't want to.
It sounds kind of bad, but Ididn't want to you know?
(19:28):
Yeah, you didn't want to settledown, Not that I was going to be
a fucking hoe or anything, butI like like being single, you
know, and uh, but yeah, that wasa better decision for me.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I was scared.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I told her I was scared and then I said, do you
want to be my girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
And she just went and then we were official If you
weren't watching, he said.
I just smiled and nodded.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I don't think you said yes, you just went, uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I was like oh that's it, bro.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'm signing off, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh wow, everything comes to light today, not in a
bad way, but you know what Imean.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Anyway, that's how we got.
We were laying in her bed and Iasked her yeah, Okay, so when
do you ask the timeframe?
That's a thing you don't know.
You know like for some peopleit's days, for some people it's
(20:31):
months, for some people it'syears.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So, Jinks.
Jinks.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
got.
There's no certain amount oftime it should take.
It varies by everyone,according to a social worker
that I was reading from online.
She said you can't have theconversation after the first few
dates or even within the firstfew weeks.
After all, it takes time to seeif the relationship has what it
needs to become something moreserious.
(20:59):
So there's no officialtimeframe.
You just pretty much have to gooff how you've been feeling.
So do you want to stop being ahoe or do you not want to stop
being a hoe?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I agree with that person.
But listen, there's a pointwhere you're ready to settle
down and I think that whetherit's weeks or days or months,
you need to let that person know, because if they're not in like
the same mindset or the samefeeling as you, you just like
(21:34):
that guy who, when she said no,he left, kind of you need to not
like waste your time.
So there are some people whowant to wait, but there are some
people who are not willing towait and you need to bring it up
, I think.
So there isn't a set time, youknow, but there are people who
(21:54):
have such a strong connectionwhere it's obvious that it's
going to be brought up?
Yeah, it's going to happen, butother people who.
It's not so obvious and ittakes like longer amount of time
.
If you think you're ready, youneed to bring it up in that
conversation, but that's myopinion, I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
What about, like you said, that guy who he asked and
she wasn't ready?
But what if she becomes ready,like after a certain amount of
time, like he becomesemotionally unavailable, that's
the thing like you don't knowhow that's the right, how much
time they need.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
So I don't think he should have cut her off, like
right then, and there he shouldhave been like Okay, he's gonna
be sad, dude.
He's gonna be super sad if heasked a girl and they say no,
who wouldn't be.
But he needs to make you know,like, listen, like, uh, I see
future with you and this iswhere I'm at.
So, um, she needs to let himknow, not a time frame, but like
(22:57):
what are her thoughts?
Like what is she thinking?
What does she see from this?
So you're not wasting eachother's time, especially if
they're our age.
We're old as fuck now.
So you can't be like I'm notready and I'm fucking 40 years
old.
You know, I don't think so youneed a.
If you know, if you don't thinkthat they're the one, then you
shouldn't just Like try to keepit going.
(23:20):
I guess you should Move on forhis and her sake.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Okay yeah okay, um, so I have a question about uh,
this is what I didn't tell you.
Seeing other people beforemaking it official, should you
tell them what?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
do you mean?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Like, before you make it official with a certain
person, should you tell themthat you're seeing other people
or that you're hanging out withother people?
You're talking to other people.
Do you think they deserve toknow?
Holy fuck, that's a curveball.
Okay, well, I'll.
I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, while you, while you think.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I think that you should kind of not like you need
to sit them down and have atalk about it, but you should
kind of like hint at it, bringit up a little bit, because you
know, when you're hanging outwith someone, maybe being
physical, making things a littlebit more complicated, you
(24:15):
should kind of keep, uh, inconsideration their feelings.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I think feelings is different from being exclusive,
like you don't want to just be,like, oh, we're exclusive.
Yeah and then Because if theyget hit with that, that that
kind of sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah.
So I think if that conversationhasn't already come up, why are
you even fucking Asking someoneto be official, like I would if
I was dating someone ormultiple people, I wouldn't ask
a person to be my girlfriend,you know, because I'm seeing
(24:51):
other people.
I think that conversation wouldhave already taken place.
You don't ask someone to beyour girlfriend or boyfriend if
you're Hooking up with otherpeople, right?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, yeah, no, I mean.
What I mean is like before youmake it official, like before it
becomes official if you're.
Like hanging out, because Ifeel like when you're on your
way to making it official,you're already being Like you're
spending a lot of time withthem.
Yeah so that's what I see likeyou shouldn't be doing that,
maybe.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I think you should be exclusive before you ask
someone to be your boyfriend orgirlfriend.
Like not seeing other people.
Yeah, it should just be youguys.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Okay, yeah, okay.
So here are some tips on how tohave the talk.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Okay, one set the right ambiance.
Okay, the setting can make orbreak the conversation, whether
it's your favorite restaurantlike um, your favorite fried
chicken place like the alcove,when I set the ambiance and I
told someone.
I liked it and she was likeOkay and I was like oh shit.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
This is why wait.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Was that you trying to become exclusive?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yes, oh, and she broke my heart.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I'm sorry, uh.
So I have.
Whether it's your favoriterestaurant or just at home, make
sure it's a place where youboth feel at ease, because you
know also if you get denied, youdon't want to be At knots very
far on a ride, drink a wholebottle of vodka and saw bay root
you know oh no, and uh drovehome, uh blacked out.
(26:29):
Oh wait, is that what you bet?
Is that what you blocked out?
Were you drinking your feelings?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
That's not why, but it helped.
It helps suppress some uhsuicidal thoughts.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'm just kidding.
It helped like Not be sad.
Oh all right, it's still notsorry.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
So the next one is have some honesty with a side of
tact.
So it's essential to be genuineabout your feelings.
Um mentioned specific instancesthat make you think about the
relationships direction.
But also read the room.
It's like, uh, presenting agift.
It's not just what's aboutinside, but it's also about how
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you wrap it, how it's coming.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, I think you shouldn't make it weird.
Try to make it the least weirdas possible, because it is kind
of like a Dating sucks.
You know like you never know ahundred percent If someone's
ready to like really settle down, unless you feel that
connection, you know.
So If it doesn't work out like,try your best not to make it
(27:42):
like weird.
I don't know how to explain itreally, but yeah, you brought
your bottle of vodka.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, you know what to do for sure.
Okay, next one is open-endedquestions.
Are your friends?
Um, so they're a great way tofoster a meaningful conversation
, instead of pushing forsomething you just kind of ask
which is like what are we?
Are you exclusive?
(28:07):
What are we doing, like?
Leave the room, leave the flooropen For a conversation you
know, because you don't want tobe the one to be like hey, I
want you to be my girlfriend andthis is why.
This is why, and then it's justsilence and crickets.
Because, you've already laid itall out there.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay, um.
Next one is share your vision.
Talk about where you see yourrelationship going.
Um, not in a we must planeverything way, but a casual
chat about like what you kind offeel like is going on.
What you'd like to see?
Um, yeah, not, you know.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Be honest yeah, open Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, okay.
The next one is Make it aboutthe two of you, and I feel like
this one is very importantbecause it's not just about you
and your feelings.
You need to pause and listen towhat they have to say as well.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, I agree, getting together with someone is
a huge life step.
Um, that's pretty seriousbecause it it's not just you
anymore you have to think about,uh, your partner now and
everything you do pretty much.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It takes two, baby yeah.
Last one is acknowledge theirfeelings.
If they need time to think orhave some reservations, be
understanding.
Remember.
It's something um about theboth of you and every step, even
the little ones where they're alittle bit hesitant.
They're essential to yourlittle story together.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, that's it Cool.
Those are some good tips tokeep in mind.
Yeah, good luck, but there'ssome fucking crazy people who
won't listen to those tips youcan't just like fucking make it
weird.
Don't think of the otherperson's feelings.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I know I want this.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I want you, I just want to be with you, and earlier
.
I love you, holy shit, the Lword.
Oh, I love that show, but uh,yeah, that's funny.
I mean, obviously there arethings that everybody knows what
to do, right, but implementingthem and moving your
relationship forward or talkingto the significant other is is
(30:22):
hard, I think.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, that's a big conversation to have.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
It's rough.
You get a lot of fuckingbutterflies and you're like holy
shit, what's happening?
I hope they feel the same way,but yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I feel like you're constantly going back to the
alcove right now.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Fuck that person.
I already told you I would loveto say what happens to people
after I date them, but it's notvery nice.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
And we're working on that for 2024.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
We're working on positive vibes to everyone.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I love you.
We wish you nothing but lightand happiness.
Okay, yeah.
Next is our ask me, wow, okay.
So our question for today iswhat is holding you back from
asking out the woman you like?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I didn't even think of that Really.
Yeah, I just picked the nextone, okay.
So someone said we worktogether and I like my job.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, that could fuck up a whole job for sure.
Yeah, that's hard.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
But what if you have like the best, like the best
connection ever?
Would you leave your job?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Leave.
Why would I leave?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
So you could ask someone out.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
No, just ask them out , what if?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
you worked at like Burger King.
Just ask them out who cares?
Because what if things go bad?
You know.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
It trips me out when people like each other at work
and then they're like we need totell management and sign a
fucking policy.
You know that stupid?
I don't even forgot what it'scalled, you know, but why keep
it under wraps, you dumb fucks?
Stop being weird and keepflipping burgers.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh, okay, yeah.
Next one is her lack ofexistence.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
She doesn't exist.
She doesn't exist.
Sucks for you.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Well, I did ask a woman out and her exact response
was you know, I don't think Ihave ever fully recovered from
that.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Jesus, yeah, if you can catch that she doesn't like
you or into you, then you needto fucking figure it out.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Currently unemployed.
Don't have the courage to askanyone out.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like in every situation in life,
you're never going to be 100%ready.
I don't believe that.
But if you don't have a job orif you don't have your shit
together a little bit at least,then how the fuck are you going
to take care of another personor being like a healthy
(33:00):
relationship especially ifyou're a man, because I think
men have to take care of womennot like 100% you get me right
Like men should be able toprovide, you know.
But if you don't have a job ora fucking car or something you
know, like you need to fuckingdo something if you're older.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, all of a sudden it comes if you're older, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Tell them.
Well, if you're older becausewhen we started dating I didn't
have anything how do you have aplace to live?
I was thinking in her houseevery night, every night, baby.
That's why you saved me man.
But we were young, we're stupid, we're 22 years old, but now
(33:48):
I'm speaking now like if you're35 years old, dude, you better
have something.
I just text my buddy becausethis girl who was dating I don't
know it didn't work out and forsome reason she came up on my
TikTok and I hit him up.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
The girl who was dating yeah, you met her at a
baseball game.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
She's like in her 30s .
I'm not trying to hate on likeschool, but it's like you're in
your mid 30s and you're sayinglike I'm at college and I don't
have time for friends or makinglike stupid, fucking TikToks.
And you're like 40 years old,going to college, like I'm glad
he didn't fucking date this girlbecause this guy's everything
(34:29):
you ever wanted.
You know like there are peoplewho need to fucking figure it
out.
You know you can't use thecollege excuse for your whole
life.
That's just one example.
I don't know.
But if you're like 35 years old, in your 30s, you need to
fucking have something figuredout.
If not, then I don't know, man,you need to fucking run a lap.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I get that.
I don't even know you have todo something.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Come over so I could be mean to you and fucking tell
you to fucking do something.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
You could swim some laps in our pool.
You'll just pull your head up.
He'll be yelling at you and Iwon't turn the heater on either.
You're going to that cold assfucking.
You're getting that cold plunge.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Our daughter just fell in.
She could fucking go in there,you could go in there.
She was crying, but whatever,these people pissed me off.
Fucking lazy ass motherfuckersI want to be in a relationship.
God, you can't even wipe yourown ass.
All right, sorry, I'm getting alittle hot.
(35:35):
You heated?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
We have two more.
The fact she's my wife.
If I asked her to be mygirlfriend I think she'd get mad
.
That one's cute.
Oh, Last one I did.
She broke things off with me aweek ago.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
What?
How long were they dating?
Any more context on that one?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That's it.
That's all they have.
So he asked her out and shebroke up with him a week.
We don't even know it couldhave been like five years, two
months.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Okay, going back to the one before that, asking your
wife to become your girlfriend.
Yeah, there are still sometimes I text you to marry me,
because I used to tell you that,like a long time ago, before we
were even married, obviouslythat would just tell you to
marry me.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
And then you'd say like, let's go.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, that's my answer every single time, but I
feel like the same thing, like Ialways tell you to marry me
because I can't get enough ofyou.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Aw, cute that saying of you being a hoe.
Cute, use a hoe you throw acoat.
Okay, and that's it for ourspin.
Nice, I like that one.
Yeah, lastly, is ourha-goss-ling.
You're cheating.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Please.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay, so Coachella was announced.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
The lineup is shit, I think.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh well, they announced, and the ticket sales
are the lowest they've ever beenin a decade.
Who's trying to see Doja Cat?
Ugh, ugh.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I don't like her.
I saw Tyler the Creator in 2012at Coachella.
Sorry, I'm not saying that tobrag, I'm just saying that to
like.
Are they like?
Are they recycling people?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
They're like rotating .
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Not in a bad way.
I mean, I like some of thestuff, you know, but and that's
when everyone dressed likefucking Easter baskets.
It's like because they dressedweird.
You know, those fucking, allthose, fucking, all those Tyler
the Creator guys, all those Earlsweatshirt they used to wear
like the supreme hats with likefloral button ups and like
purple shorts.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
No, that's like golf attire.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, like they're fucking weird and I would always
be like dude, what are theseguys, all the kids that were
there?
I'm like dude, this is insane.
Like these people look fuckingstupid.
I mean, I love Tyler theCreator, but you know what I
mean.
Like it was cool Back then.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I mean, I think it could be.
Listen, he's the one that I'mlike.
Damn, I'd see him.
You know who's the one him andLana Del Rey, oh okay, I'd be
like them too.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
But doji cat, like who else is is deaf tones, lana
Del Rey deaf tones and.
But I'm a little offended.
I mean I'm a huge deaf tonesfan, but I think they're like
the third or fourth line down, Idon't know what line really.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yes, I think that's a bigger stage, oh.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I'm so offended.
No doubt is going to be there.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, no doubt is going to be there.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
That's, you know, deaf tones.
For me, deaf tones, and nodoubt, are the best ones, and
I'd see deaf tones.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
No doubt Tyler, the Creator, for sure.
I'm just saying you know, weknow what you're saying who else
is good.
I try to look up people, but Ididn't see any cool people oh
wait, I think I have the lineup.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Hold on Well let me just say this In 2015, it sold
out in 40 minutes.
How long ago was it announced?
Maybe like two weeks ago?
It's still on sale now.
Jesus, it would sell out quick.
Yeah, it's sold.
Well, that's why I said in 2015.
It sold out in however manyminutes 40 minutes 40?
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Listen.
I hope David's not listening,but I have been wanting to take
him to Coachella Fest and he'sbeen wanting to go since, like
for since 2010.
So I don't know.
Maybe I'll get a day pass ortwo.
Why is no doubt down there?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Well it says, and no doubt, I think, because there's
such a huge band like they'rejust using.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I wish they had.
I wish they were where doji catis.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Oh yeah, no yeah.
So there's Lana Del Rey, PessoPluma, Lil Uziper.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Oh shit, I love this.
That's my homie.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
So I sorry, deftones is the second line, but I feel
like they should be a headliner.
So everything always title ofthe creator blur I spice.
Oh, sublime, oh, that's good.
Dom Dalla, bleachers Grimes,john Grimes, good Grimes.
I think I've heard a few ofGrimes things.
(40:15):
This is how we show our agewe're old.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I think she's good Maybe.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh didn't?
That's the one that dated Shia.
Right, don't not accuse the onethat came with all the
accusations about him.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Never mind Grimes no.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
You grimy, grimes, grimy baby.
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
No no.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
No, okay, doja cat, doja caught J Balvin Jenny.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
We know I don't care about those.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
We don't know what these people are in our 30.
A lot of them are DJs, I thinkLil Yachty, oh shit, dj, snake,
dj.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Snake.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's it .
I just opened up another link.
Oh man, yeah, so that's it.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Harsh.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Who's the?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
fucking booking agent on that thing.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Well, I was reading a lot of comments from people and
a lot of people were saying,like well, first of all, it's
the economy.
A lot of people were sayingthat, like, buying eggs is hard
enough.
I'm not going to pay for athree day pass.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Thank your boy, joe Bina.
Okay, and then a lot of peopleare also saying, like a lot of
the artists who are touring, whoare on there, are already
touring, they just finished atour, they're on tour right now.
Like it's easier to just seewho you want to see.
Yeah, you know, instead ofpaying for all this?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, to see them.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yeah, so that makes sense.
Good luck, coachella.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I feel like the lineup hasn't been good for a
few years, yeah, since 2015.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
For sure, well, good luck.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, okay, is that it?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Well, the last one is our hot gosses.
We got a response to our hotgoss of last week.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Ariana Grande.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Uh-huh.
And it says Ariana Grande inall caps Isn't the one who
ruined a marriage.
By the way, the SpongeBob guyis the one who ruined it.
He was the married one.
He was the one who made vows.
Her new song is gross.
She has no decorum.
But the only people who canruin a marriage are the ones who
are married.
But I love you.
I'll stop yelling.
I agree, that's what I told youlast week, too, ariana Grande
(42:31):
herself was married.
She was married herself.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
So not only did she, ruin that marriage because they
went on a double date together.
And how cringy is that to go ona double date with someone and
then end up with them.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
That is pretty weird, but she was married herself.
Yeah, that's weird, uh-huh, no,but I think, okay, I don't know
what I think, okay, we got aresponse to that because we
posted it.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
We got a response to the response.
Uh-huh, we got response squared, okay, and they said nah,
ariana Suss, I agree with thattoo, I agree with that too.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Both of them are the SpongeBob reference.
He kind of looks like Mrs PottsIs that her name?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Who's Mrs Potts?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
The driving instructor Is that not her name.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
No, the flounder looking lady.
What's?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
your name Driving instructor.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
How do I look that up ?
Driving instructor.
Instructor.
Uh, mrs Puff, mrs Potts, is itMrs Potts, mrs Potts, is it Mrs
Potts from?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
fucking Beauty and the Beast.
I have no idea where I don'tknow, mrs Puff he looks like Mrs
Puff kind of.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
No, Mrs Puff looks kind he does not.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, like that looks funky, Devious, damn.
I mean she's in a funky.
Looking guys.
Oh, she is what's his name.
He's pretty funny though, butuh, I don't care about him.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I don't agree with that.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Anyway, good, hot goss.
Thanks for responding to theresponse.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, we like that, we honestly, even if we don't
agree, we welcome any sort ofresponse so we can talk about it
.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I love, particularly when people hate, because I love
responding.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
You love a good debate.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
To their response.
But anyway, that's it rightyeah?
That's it Cool, so hopefullythe next episode or the one
after that we could do skeletonsin the closet and Brianna will
tell you their number real quick.
So our phone number is562-4570613.
Perfect you could call a text.
It'll go straight to voicemail.
(44:56):
You could leave a voicemail andwe'll read it during our show
and we'll laugh.
And have a good time, you know.
Tell a secret, whatever.
Talk shit about anybody Us,your kids.
But yeah, Thanks for tuning in.
You know we're gonna keep thisgoing and we'll catch you on the
(45:17):
flip-flop later.
Bye.
Welcome back to All Tricks, no Treats.
Listen, man doing thispodcasting is a little hard.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, it is.
It's not all you think, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Even setting up, since our studio isn't done in
the garage.
Not even started Setting up,breaking down, editing all this
stuff is Research chilling thebeers?
Chilling the beers.
Yeah, it's a lot of work and Ijust want to thank you, Brianna,
(00:57):
for pushing me to want torecord every week, Because it's
you that's always like are werecording?
Are we recording?
And I'm like uh yeah.
But anyway, if it's your firsttime tuning in, we're a podcast
that talks about family, kidsdating Relationships yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And we kind of Been there done that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We'd like to make it fun while getting intoxicated,
so thanks for joining us.
For the 100 people who downloadour podcast every week.
Pretty stoked.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, I would love to know who these people are.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, for sure I would too.
I don't even know 100 people.
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's crazy Anyway yeah, yay, well, thank you for
you know, you're the one thatalways does the set up and the
editing and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So thank you, and I just thought about this when you
did your toast we do a littletoast before we start and you
just talked about, like, how youlike doing it and I've thought
about how much I love doing withyou because I like to just talk
to you.
Yeah, I like that time.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Remember, we woke up at three in the morning and we
just lay there and talk to eachother.
Talked for an hour, yeah, andthen we woke up and we're like
what just happened.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I just like talking to you, so this is fun, yeah,
for sure.
Okay, so how was your week been?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
For me it's been pretty shitty because I've had a
sore throat for like seven daysand I went to the ER thinking
they'd give me something andthey said you have a cold.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I said you fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I told the doctor I'm like dude.
I wish it was worse news.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
When a man has a cold .
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But my throat, that's like the worst part.
I don't know why sore throatsucks so bad.
But yeah, it's been okay, Iguess.
But just been sick, still Stillsick.
But just, you know, two months,two months, going on three, it
doesn't, doesn't matter, I guess.
Well, I got you that throatcoat.
Yeah, it was funny, becausewhen he takes me that and you
(03:00):
came home I thought it wasthroat goat.
I literally thought it and Iwas like I'm the throat go and
then that's not really like thecool thing to say.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well, to clarify, it was T and I got him T for his
sore throat and it's literallycalled throat coat, coat.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're the throat go.
We can't get it twisted.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I almost went by.
But that's a sheep, it's a goat, that's a goat.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
A goat does.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They go Not by anyway , yeah.
What about you?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I threw my back out for the first time ever this
week.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm on like maybe 34 back throwouts, but it is not
fun.
How did it happen?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
She knows.
I don't know, but we woke upone morning and I turned over on
her side and I ran Okay, family.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's more.
We threw your back out.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I threw my neck.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
My back, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I wish you finished it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, it wasn't fun.
I was like oh, my back feelskind of sore, like oh, it feels
a little weird, like a littlesore.
The day after that I couldn'teven walk.
I was like hunched over, liketrying to do things.
And when I went to go pick upchamp, I was like uh, uh, uh.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, having a doughnut back is the worst,
especially your lower back.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, and that's what it was oh man.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And we're pushing 40.
So it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, I really felt it this time.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's crazy.
It sucks having your backdoughnut for the first time
Because it's like I know whatI'm used to and you felt it for
the first time.
I hate those sharp pains.
No, they're the that make youdouble over, like, oh, what's
going on?
Like lightning I'm coming.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh, that is not what I was going to relate it to, but
I was going to say when you'repregnant, sometimes you get this
thing it's called lightningcrotch Holy shit, I don't know
about that.
No, yeah, it's in like yourgroin area, like where your legs
meet, your genital area.
Oh shit, it's getting weird.
And you get genital and youyou'll literally just be walking
(05:24):
when you're pregnant or doinganything, and usually when
you're further into yourpregnancy and all of a sudden
you'll just get a jolt in yourcrotch.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That'll make you like double over, like that Like, oh
okay, what's happening?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Did it feel good a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, it's not, it's called lightning crotch.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't know it's not called like massage crotch Damn
.
That's interesting.
You never told me that.
Now I know.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Now you're educated on lightning crotch.
Now when?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I see a pregnant woman.
I'm going to be like lightningcrotch.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I got it too.
I got it too.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They're going to say help, help me.
It's weirdo.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Did you hear the thunder for the lightning?
Okay, well, let's, let's,before we go any further.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Cheers to lightning crotch and being sick for three
months straight Cheers.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Throat is coated with butters ooh crispy.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
One more thing we did this week was we got a little
time to ourselves.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
We did.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
So um, we went, did a little thrifting and estate
sale shopping.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, we did.
We hit two estate sales and twoyeah, two, there's source.
Yeah, one was closed, the thirdone was, but on a Saturday.
Yeah, which is weird, and I'mlike I get really pumped up
because I see these videosonline of people thrifting and
reselling on eBay.
So I bought like I don't know acouple hundred bucks worth of
(07:10):
clothes.
Yeah, you bought a good amountof shirts and it listed them all
.
Today and before.
I was there for like three anda half hours and before I left,
I got an order and it wassomething I had in my closet it
wasn't even the closest.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I bought.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So hopefully I get a couple more orders.
I just do that for fun, it'scool doing that.
But, um, we were at a estatesale in New York, Belinda, and,
for those who don't know, we'refrom Whittier, California, and
we grew up going to this donutshop called Mothers Made Donuts.
And in New York, Belinda, outof all places they had a Mothers
Made Donuts shirt and I'venever seen one ever in my entire
(07:49):
life.
I've been going there since Iwas four years old probably
that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Did you even know they sold them?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, and she found it in a closet that I already
looked in and I was like I'mbuying it.
I'll probably never wear it,but it's crazy.
It was in your Belinda, at adead person's house, that we
bought.
But shout out to Mothers MadeDonuts If you haven't been there
.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh man, they're delicious, the best breakfast
sandwiches.
And they include little yellowchilies with their sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh yes, the mouth of the warring their pastrami is to
die, for I like the one withthe hot dog.
The hot dog sandwich, uh huh,oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Actually that reminds me my best friend.
She texted me a while ago.
She said she was joking withone of her friends about World
War III and if we were draftedand what it would take for us to
commit treason, what would bethe one thing to make you?
I pictured it as the homemadebooby trap with the box with the
(08:52):
stick under it.
What would be in there to makeyou give up?
So, she said, if the enemyoffers her an air conditioner
room with a couch and juzzyshore on, she said for one of my
friends, coors Light, my otherfriend, a bean burrito Extra
cheese.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I feel like you know who these are for, yeah, cheese.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And then for me she put I thought of them luring you
with an LA hot dog.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So I wanted to ask you what would be your one thing
that you would be Lord with.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Damn, that's a good question, Mm-hmm, I think maybe
If they somehow got the recipefor Hawaiian Ellen barbecue and
then had a had a nice cigar fordessert, I'd be like oh, so you
want like a three course mealTake care of me.
Yeah, fucking take care of me.
That's all the secrets.
I Don't know.
(09:51):
Maybe a cigar and some whiskey.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I thought I thought yours would be in a lot there.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh yeah, that too damn.
That's good.
We actually just pulled overfor one after we ate.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
After oh, we did after.
We thrifted, we got some ramenand Maybe like two, three
minutes later after we droveaway from the ramen place, we
heard beep, beep.
It was an a lot that man.
We had to, we had to pull up.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That was an interesting yeah meet me.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, I still like the road owner.
Oh, what's that Fucking?
How does it sound?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Clowner done, done, done.
What's done, done, done, notdone, done, like no done, done.
Okay, it's not that anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I thought a lot in there too.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Nice, cool.
So our topic for today what arewe?
I don't know.
Oh, it's all about making itofficial quote-unquote official.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh, like quote-unquote, because there's
people sometimes who are Areweird about making it like
official.
There's people who don't wantto make it official and just say
like, oh, I don't like labelslike it, so you're together, but
they don't like labels butYou're not together, you know.
That's why I say quote-unquote.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Do you think that's so?
They can do other things 100%.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
That's why I didn't want not not like I'm a player
or anything, but that's why Iwas scared to get together.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I just said do you think that's so they can do
anything?
And you said that's why.
Wow, we just celebrated oh, weare doing this topic because we
just celebrated 11 years ofbeing together.
Okay, I don't mean it like.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I was just scared of commitment to me.
There's a couple others, acouple of things that People
would do to say they're afraidof making it official.
That was mine, yeah, but thereare people, obviously, who don't
want to make it officialbecause it's technically not
cheating If you don't put alabel on it.
(12:02):
That's why people want to hookup with other people.
Okay, Ariana.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Oh, my goodness so we did some polls and Our first
one was how long until you hadthe talk to make it
quote-unquote official?
17% said days, 75% said monthsand 8% said I'm still not sure
if we're official with a littlemelting face.
(12:29):
I feel sorry for those.
Next one is who asked to, andit was 50 50.
Damn 50% said they asked me, ofcourse, with the little lady
going With her hand up.
And then the other 50% said Iasked I know how to get what I
want with the guy going.
And then we asked how did thecombo go?
(12:51):
What did you say?
We would love to hear yourstories.
And a few people answeredmm-hmm.
About a month my man justintroduced me as his girlfriend
and didn't even ask.
Eight years in with the crying,laughing face, holy shit, I
Feel like that probably happensmore than we realize.
That's a ballsy move, I feellike.
(13:13):
That's like you just get verycomfortable with each other.
You've already like kind offall into the relationship mode
and then that's it, mm-hmm.
Next one is I said hey, we'vebeen fucking for months now.
It's good, so let's just makeit official.
Smiling face shit.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, you know when you get intimate that they're
the one you know sometimes hitor miss with people.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
But they knew, I guess, yeah next one is he asked
after a month of talking and Isaid no and he stopped taking me
seriously.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's how it ended.
Yeah, why would you?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I mean, a month is kind of early, but a month can
kind of be early, but like ifsomeone says no, why do you just
that?
Sucks.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Because you're fucking heartbroken and you
think you're at a certain point,but obviously you're not after
a month.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
What if it's like you didn't even know each other?
A month of knowing each otherOkay.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I know this is different times, but I have a
buddy whose parents got marriedlike within a month of Meeting
each other, and, and, and heonly knew English, she only knew
Spanish.
They couldn't even fuckingcommunicate and they got married
.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
How did that happen?
Cuz it's love, I don't know.
You can't fucking explain it.
Did they just communicate viaeye contact?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
via P in VG.
I just remembered that.
But so this whole topic isfunny because there are people
Mostly like back in the dayright, that they would get
married quick, pretty quick, butnowadays it's hard to kind of
find some money.
I think that's just my opinion,but I mean.
(14:54):
So a month, I mean, if you feelit, you feel it.
I guess she didn't.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
She didn't, but he just let it go.
It sucks.
This is what it is.
Last one when do we go to thetopic on how to talk to girls?
They scare me.
Dude girls are fucking shouldwe make that a?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
topic.
I think it's just the times man.
Why is it just girls?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
How are girls?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
are fucking out of control, please hard to find a
fucking way Always say this ifwe didn't work out, like if we
broke up for some reason, noproblem probably finding a guy.
Asap within a month.
Like that girl, Me I'm doomed.
(15:43):
It's me and I'm.
Before she leaves the house andmoves out, or I move out, I'm
taking some of her socks.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
If you can find them, because I can't.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's over.
For me it's over, but it's hard.
I mean for both, I guess.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, it's super hard to date nowadays and I don't
know what I would do with myselfbut, oh yeah, I have friends
that are single and I've evensaid as well, like from things
I've heard, I would not survive.
I just go into a cave and Mashyour brain all day, come a
hermit.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Just eat a bunch of LA dogs.
I would too.
I'd go back with you and we'dwork it out.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
We just run each other in the cave.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
We'd feed each other.
We're eating LA dogs and go huh.
Is that it?
I guess, oh, I guess.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Okay, I was kind of inspired by the show the Bear,
because there's a scene wherehe's talking to another chef and
he says it's clear, mygirlfriend, what do you have to
ask?
You have to ask to see.
And then the other guy repliesto me he's like are you my
girlfriend?
That's fucked.
He's just basically saying,like you really have to ask
(17:01):
someone to be your girlfriendthese days, so what do you
consider making it official?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
When the two parties involved, one of them asked the
other and they say, yes, yes,like a mini marriage.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
It's very formal.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, I think you have to be clear.
I would never introduce you asmy girlfriend if I've never
asked you to be my girlfriend.
I think that's strange.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, do you want to talk about when we became
official?
So for the longest time, whenwe started hanging out in
November 11 years ago, and thenfor the longest time.
You would even tell me I'm tooscared, I'm scared, I'm scared
(17:51):
to have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I'm a man.
You know the men listening knowhow it is.
It started getting prettyserious around November.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's my birthday, Just you know.
We celebrated my birthday, youknow, we didn't, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh, my God, okay, that's another anniversary.
And yeah.
I am Damn, we dated a long time.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I mean three months.
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Three months isn't that long, that's perfect.
I think I asked her in January,january 23rd, january 23rd, um
was just past and she texts meoh, it's our 11th year of like
being boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
No, we were.
We were in bed and it turnedmidnight, I went.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Hey, happy 11 years we don't celebrate it, so that's
why I wasn't in trouble that Iforgot about it.
But we talked for three monthsand then I asked her I didn't
ask you.
You did.
Why are you making that noise?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Because the whole time you're like I'm scared, I'm
scared, I'm scared yeah but Iknew I fucking loved you so much
so I asked you.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I think I just asked you.
I was saying that because I wasa young lad and I was 22.
I turned 23 in that that April.
But getting it.
The only reason I was scared isbecause I knew Brianna was the
one.
I knew it and I didn't want to.
It sounds kind of bad, but Ididn't want to you know?
(19:28):
Yeah, you didn't want to settledown, Not that I was going to be
a fucking hoe or anything, butI like like being single, you
know, and uh, but yeah, that wasa better decision for me.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I was scared.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I told her I was scared and then I said, do you
want to be my girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
And she just went and then we were official If you
weren't watching, he said.
I just smiled and nodded.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I don't think you said yes, you just went, uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I was like oh that's it, bro.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'm signing off, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh wow, everything comes to light today, not in a
bad way, but you know what Imean.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Anyway, that's how we got.
We were laying in her bed and Iasked her yeah, Okay, so when
do you ask the timeframe?
That's a thing you don't know.
You know like for some peopleit's days, for some people it's
(20:31):
months, for some people it'syears.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So, Jinks.
Jinks.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
got.
There's no certain amount oftime it should take.
It varies by everyone,according to a social worker
that I was reading from online.
She said you can't have theconversation after the first few
dates or even within the firstfew weeks.
After all, it takes time to seeif the relationship has what it
needs to become something moreserious.
(20:59):
So there's no officialtimeframe.
You just pretty much have to gooff how you've been feeling.
So do you want to stop being ahoe or do you not want to stop
being a hoe?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I agree with that person.
But listen, there's a pointwhere you're ready to settle
down and I think that whetherit's weeks or days or months,
you need to let that person know, because if they're not in like
the same mindset or the samefeeling as you, you just like
(21:34):
that guy who, when she said no,he left, kind of you need to not
like waste your time.
So there are some people whowant to wait, but there are some
people who are not willing towait and you need to bring it up
, I think.
So there isn't a set time, youknow, but there are people who
(21:54):
have such a strong connectionwhere it's obvious that it's
going to be brought up?
Yeah, it's going to happen, butother people who.
It's not so obvious and ittakes like longer amount of time
.
If you think you're ready, youneed to bring it up in that
conversation, but that's myopinion, I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
What about, like you said, that guy who he asked and
she wasn't ready?
But what if she becomes ready,like after a certain amount of
time, like he becomesemotionally unavailable, that's
the thing like you don't knowhow that's the right, how much
time they need.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
So I don't think he should have cut her off, like
right then, and there he shouldhave been like Okay, he's gonna
be sad, dude.
He's gonna be super sad if heasked a girl and they say no,
who wouldn't be.
But he needs to make you know,like, listen, like, uh, I see
future with you and this iswhere I'm at.
So, um, she needs to let himknow, not a time frame, but like
(22:57):
what are her thoughts?
Like what is she thinking?
What does she see from this?
So you're not wasting eachother's time, especially if
they're our age.
We're old as fuck now.
So you can't be like I'm notready and I'm fucking 40 years
old.
You know, I don't think so youneed a.
If you know, if you don't thinkthat they're the one, then you
shouldn't just Like try to keepit going.
(23:20):
I guess you should Move on forhis and her sake.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Okay yeah okay, um, so I have a question about uh,
this is what I didn't tell you.
Seeing other people beforemaking it official, should you
tell them what?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
do you mean?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Like, before you make it official with a certain
person, should you tell themthat you're seeing other people
or that you're hanging out withother people?
You're talking to other people.
Do you think they deserve toknow?
Holy fuck, that's a curveball.
Okay, well, I'll.
I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, while you, while you think.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I think that you should kind of not like you need
to sit them down and have atalk about it, but you should
kind of like hint at it, bringit up a little bit, because you
know, when you're hanging outwith someone, maybe being
physical, making things a littlebit more complicated, you
(24:15):
should kind of keep, uh, inconsideration their feelings.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I think feelings is different from being exclusive,
like you don't want to just be,like, oh, we're exclusive.
Yeah and then Because if theyget hit with that, that that
kind of sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah.
So I think if that conversationhasn't already come up, why are
you even fucking Asking someoneto be official, like I would if
I was dating someone ormultiple people, I wouldn't ask
a person to be my girlfriend,you know, because I'm seeing
(24:51):
other people.
I think that conversation wouldhave already taken place.
You don't ask someone to beyour girlfriend or boyfriend if
you're Hooking up with otherpeople, right?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, yeah, no, I mean.
What I mean is like before youmake it official, like before it
becomes official if you're.
Like hanging out, because Ifeel like when you're on your
way to making it official,you're already being Like you're
spending a lot of time withthem.
Yeah so that's what I see likeyou shouldn't be doing that,
maybe.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I think you should be exclusive before you ask
someone to be your boyfriend orgirlfriend.
Like not seeing other people.
Yeah, it should just be youguys.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Okay, yeah, okay.
So here are some tips on how tohave the talk.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Okay, one set the right ambiance.
Okay, the setting can make orbreak the conversation, whether
it's your favorite restaurantlike um, your favorite fried
chicken place like the alcove,when I set the ambiance and I
told someone.
I liked it and she was likeOkay and I was like oh shit.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
This is why wait.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Was that you trying to become exclusive?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yes, oh, and she broke my heart.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I'm sorry, uh.
So I have.
Whether it's your favoriterestaurant or just at home, make
sure it's a place where youboth feel at ease, because you
know also if you get denied, youdon't want to be At knots very
far on a ride, drink a wholebottle of vodka and saw bay root
you know oh no, and uh drovehome, uh blacked out.
(26:29):
Oh wait, is that what you bet?
Is that what you blocked out?
Were you drinking your feelings?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
That's not why, but it helped.
It helps suppress some uhsuicidal thoughts.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'm just kidding.
It helped like Not be sad.
Oh all right, it's still notsorry.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
So the next one is have some honesty with a side of
tact.
So it's essential to be genuineabout your feelings.
Um mentioned specific instancesthat make you think about the
relationships direction.
But also read the room.
It's like, uh, presenting agift.
It's not just what's aboutinside, but it's also about how
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you wrap it, how it's coming.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, I think you shouldn't make it weird.
Try to make it the least weirdas possible, because it is kind
of like a Dating sucks.
You know like you never know ahundred percent If someone's
ready to like really settle down, unless you feel that
connection, you know.
So If it doesn't work out like,try your best not to make it
(27:42):
like weird.
I don't know how to explain itreally, but yeah, you brought
your bottle of vodka.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, you know what to do for sure.
Okay, next one is open-endedquestions.
Are your friends?
Um, so they're a great way tofoster a meaningful conversation
, instead of pushing forsomething you just kind of ask
which is like what are we?
Are you exclusive?
(28:07):
What are we doing, like?
Leave the room, leave the flooropen For a conversation you
know, because you don't want tobe the one to be like hey, I
want you to be my girlfriend andthis is why.
This is why, and then it's justsilence and crickets.
Because, you've already laid itall out there.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay, um.
Next one is share your vision.
Talk about where you see yourrelationship going.
Um, not in a we must planeverything way, but a casual
chat about like what you kind offeel like is going on.
What you'd like to see?
Um, yeah, not, you know.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Be honest yeah, open Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, okay.
The next one is Make it aboutthe two of you, and I feel like
this one is very importantbecause it's not just about you
and your feelings.
You need to pause and listen towhat they have to say as well.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, I agree, getting together with someone is
a huge life step.
Um, that's pretty seriousbecause it it's not just you
anymore you have to think about,uh, your partner now and
everything you do pretty much.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It takes two, baby yeah.
Last one is acknowledge theirfeelings.
If they need time to think orhave some reservations, be
understanding.
Remember.
It's something um about theboth of you and every step, even
the little ones where they're alittle bit hesitant.
They're essential to yourlittle story together.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, that's it Cool.
Those are some good tips tokeep in mind.
Yeah, good luck, but there'ssome fucking crazy people who
won't listen to those tips youcan't just like fucking make it
weird.
Don't think of the otherperson's feelings.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I know I want this.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I want you, I just want to be with you, and earlier
.
I love you, holy shit, the Lword.
Oh, I love that show, but uh,yeah, that's funny.
I mean, obviously there arethings that everybody knows what
to do, right, but implementingthem and moving your
relationship forward or talkingto the significant other is is
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hard, I think.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, that's a big conversation to have.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
It's rough.
You get a lot of fuckingbutterflies and you're like holy
shit, what's happening?
I hope they feel the same way,but yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I feel like you're constantly going back to the
alcove right now.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Fuck that person.
I already told you I would loveto say what happens to people
after I date them, but it's notvery nice.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
And we're working on that for 2024.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
We're working on positive vibes to everyone.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I love you.
We wish you nothing but lightand happiness.
Okay, yeah.
Next is our ask me, wow, okay.
So our question for today iswhat is holding you back from
asking out the woman you like?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I didn't even think of that Really.
Yeah, I just picked the nextone, okay.
So someone said we worktogether and I like my job.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, that could fuck up a whole job for sure.
Yeah, that's hard.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
But what if you have like the best, like the best
connection ever?
Would you leave your job?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Leave.
Why would I leave?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
So you could ask someone out.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
No, just ask them out , what if?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
you worked at like Burger King.
Just ask them out who cares?
Because what if things go bad?
You know.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
It trips me out when people like each other at work
and then they're like we need totell management and sign a
fucking policy.
You know that stupid?
I don't even forgot what it'scalled, you know, but why keep
it under wraps, you dumb fucks?
Stop being weird and keepflipping burgers.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh, okay, yeah.
Next one is her lack ofexistence.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
She doesn't exist.
She doesn't exist.
Sucks for you.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Well, I did ask a woman out and her exact response
was you know, I don't think Ihave ever fully recovered from
that.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Jesus, yeah, if you can catch that she doesn't like
you or into you, then you needto fucking figure it out.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Currently unemployed.
Don't have the courage to askanyone out.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like in every situation in life,
you're never going to be 100%ready.
I don't believe that.
But if you don't have a job orif you don't have your shit
together a little bit at least,then how the fuck are you going
to take care of another personor being like a healthy
(33:00):
relationship especially ifyou're a man, because I think
men have to take care of womennot like 100% you get me right
Like men should be able toprovide, you know.
But if you don't have a job ora fucking car or something you
know, like you need to fuckingdo something if you're older.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, all of a sudden it comes if you're older, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Tell them.
Well, if you're older becausewhen we started dating I didn't
have anything how do you have aplace to live?
I was thinking in her houseevery night, every night, baby.
That's why you saved me man.
But we were young, we're stupid, we're 22 years old, but now
(33:48):
I'm speaking now like if you're35 years old, dude, you better
have something.
I just text my buddy becausethis girl who was dating I don't
know it didn't work out and forsome reason she came up on my
TikTok and I hit him up.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
The girl who was dating yeah, you met her at a
baseball game.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
She's like in her 30s .
I'm not trying to hate on likeschool, but it's like you're in
your mid 30s and you're sayinglike I'm at college and I don't
have time for friends or makinglike stupid, fucking TikToks.
And you're like 40 years old,going to college, like I'm glad
he didn't fucking date this girlbecause this guy's everything
(34:29):
you ever wanted.
You know like there are peoplewho need to fucking figure it
out.
You know you can't use thecollege excuse for your whole
life.
That's just one example.
I don't know.
But if you're like 35 years old, in your 30s, you need to
fucking have something figuredout.
If not, then I don't know, man,you need to fucking run a lap.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I get that.
I don't even know you have todo something.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Come over so I could be mean to you and fucking tell
you to fucking do something.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
You could swim some laps in our pool.
You'll just pull your head up.
He'll be yelling at you and Iwon't turn the heater on either.
You're going to that cold assfucking.
You're getting that cold plunge.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Our daughter just fell in.
She could fucking go in there,you could go in there.
She was crying, but whatever,these people pissed me off.
Fucking lazy ass motherfuckersI want to be in a relationship.
God, you can't even wipe yourown ass.
All right, sorry, I'm getting alittle hot.
(35:35):
You heated?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
We have two more.
The fact she's my wife.
If I asked her to be mygirlfriend I think she'd get mad
.
That one's cute.
Oh, Last one I did.
She broke things off with me aweek ago.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
What?
How long were they dating?
Any more context on that one?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That's it.
That's all they have.
So he asked her out and shebroke up with him a week.
We don't even know it couldhave been like five years, two
months.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Okay, going back to the one before that, asking your
wife to become your girlfriend.
Yeah, there are still sometimes I text you to marry me,
because I used to tell you that,like a long time ago, before we
were even married, obviouslythat would just tell you to
marry me.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
And then you'd say like, let's go.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, that's my answer every single time, but I
feel like the same thing, like Ialways tell you to marry me
because I can't get enough ofyou.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Aw, cute that saying of you being a hoe.
Cute, use a hoe you throw acoat.
Okay, and that's it for ourspin.
Nice, I like that one.
Yeah, lastly, is ourha-goss-ling.
You're cheating.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Please.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay, so Coachella was announced.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
The lineup is shit, I think.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh well, they announced, and the ticket sales
are the lowest they've ever beenin a decade.
Who's trying to see Doja Cat?
Ugh, ugh.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I don't like her.
I saw Tyler the Creator in 2012at Coachella.
Sorry, I'm not saying that tobrag, I'm just saying that to
like.
Are they like?
Are they recycling people?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
They're like rotating .
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Not in a bad way.
I mean, I like some of thestuff, you know, but and that's
when everyone dressed likefucking Easter baskets.
It's like because they dressedweird.
You know, those fucking, allthose, fucking, all those Tyler
the Creator guys, all those Earlsweatshirt they used to wear
like the supreme hats with likefloral button ups and like
purple shorts.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
No, that's like golf attire.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, like they're fucking weird and I would always
be like dude, what are theseguys, all the kids that were
there?
I'm like dude, this is insane.
Like these people look fuckingstupid.
I mean, I love Tyler theCreator, but you know what I
mean.
Like it was cool Back then.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I mean, I think it could be.
Listen, he's the one that I'mlike.
Damn, I'd see him.
You know who's the one him andLana Del Rey, oh okay, I'd be
like them too.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
But doji cat, like who else is is deaf tones, lana
Del Rey deaf tones and.
But I'm a little offended.
I mean I'm a huge deaf tonesfan, but I think they're like
the third or fourth line down, Idon't know what line really.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yes, I think that's a bigger stage, oh.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I'm so offended.
No doubt is going to be there.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, no doubt is going to be there.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
That's, you know, deaf tones.
For me, deaf tones, and nodoubt, are the best ones, and
I'd see deaf tones.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
No doubt Tyler, the Creator, for sure.
I'm just saying you know, weknow what you're saying who else
is good.
I try to look up people, but Ididn't see any cool people oh
wait, I think I have the lineup.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Hold on Well let me just say this In 2015, it sold
out in 40 minutes.
How long ago was it announced?
Maybe like two weeks ago?
It's still on sale now.
Jesus, it would sell out quick.
Yeah, it's sold.
Well, that's why I said in 2015.
It sold out in however manyminutes 40 minutes 40?
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Listen.
I hope David's not listening,but I have been wanting to take
him to Coachella Fest and he'sbeen wanting to go since, like
for since 2010.
So I don't know.
Maybe I'll get a day pass ortwo.
Why is no doubt down there?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Well it says, and no doubt, I think, because there's
such a huge band like they'rejust using.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I wish they had.
I wish they were where doji catis.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Oh yeah, no yeah.
So there's Lana Del Rey, PessoPluma, Lil Uziper.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Oh shit, I love this.
That's my homie.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
So I sorry, deftones is the second line, but I feel
like they should be a headliner.
So everything always title ofthe creator blur I spice.
Oh, sublime, oh, that's good.
Dom Dalla, bleachers Grimes,john Grimes, good Grimes.
I think I've heard a few ofGrimes things.
(40:15):
This is how we show our agewe're old.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I think she's good Maybe.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh didn't?
That's the one that dated Shia.
Right, don't not accuse the onethat came with all the
accusations about him.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Never mind Grimes no.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
You grimy, grimes, grimy baby.
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
No no.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
No, okay, doja cat, doja caught J Balvin Jenny.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
We know I don't care about those.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
We don't know what these people are in our 30.
A lot of them are DJs, I thinkLil Yachty, oh shit, dj, snake,
dj.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Snake.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's it .
I just opened up another link.
Oh man, yeah, so that's it.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Harsh.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Who's the?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
fucking booking agent on that thing.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Well, I was reading a lot of comments from people and
a lot of people were saying,like well, first of all, it's
the economy.
A lot of people were sayingthat, like, buying eggs is hard
enough.
I'm not going to pay for athree day pass.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Thank your boy, joe Bina.
Okay, and then a lot of peopleare also saying, like a lot of
the artists who are touring, whoare on there, are already
touring, they just finished atour, they're on tour right now.
Like it's easier to just seewho you want to see.
Yeah, you know, instead ofpaying for all this?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, to see them.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yeah, so that makes sense.
Good luck, coachella.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I feel like the lineup hasn't been good for a
few years, yeah, since 2015.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
For sure, well, good luck.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, okay, is that it?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Well, the last one is our hot gosses.
We got a response to our hotgoss of last week.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Ariana Grande.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Uh-huh.
And it says Ariana Grande inall caps Isn't the one who
ruined a marriage.
By the way, the SpongeBob guyis the one who ruined it.
He was the married one.
He was the one who made vows.
Her new song is gross.
She has no decorum.
But the only people who canruin a marriage are the ones who
are married.
But I love you.
I'll stop yelling.
I agree, that's what I told youlast week, too, ariana Grande
(42:31):
herself was married.
She was married herself.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
So not only did she, ruin that marriage because they
went on a double date together.
And how cringy is that to go ona double date with someone and
then end up with them.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
That is pretty weird, but she was married herself.
Yeah, that's weird, uh-huh, no,but I think, okay, I don't know
what I think, okay, we got aresponse to that because we
posted it.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
We got a response to the response.
Uh-huh, we got response squared, okay, and they said nah,
ariana Suss, I agree with thattoo, I agree with that too.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Both of them are the SpongeBob reference.
He kind of looks like Mrs PottsIs that her name?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Who's Mrs Potts?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
The driving instructor Is that not her name.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
No, the flounder looking lady.
What's?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
your name Driving instructor.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
How do I look that up ?
Driving instructor.
Instructor.
Uh, mrs Puff, mrs Potts, is itMrs Potts, mrs Potts, is it Mrs
Potts from?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
fucking Beauty and the Beast.
I have no idea where I don'tknow, mrs Puff he looks like Mrs
Puff kind of.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
No, Mrs Puff looks kind he does not.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, like that looks funky, Devious, damn.
I mean she's in a funky.
Looking guys.
Oh, she is what's his name.
He's pretty funny though, butuh, I don't care about him.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I don't agree with that.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Anyway, good, hot goss.
Thanks for responding to theresponse.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, we like that, we honestly, even if we don't
agree, we welcome any sort ofresponse so we can talk about it
.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I love, particularly when people hate, because I love
responding.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
You love a good debate.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
To their response.
But anyway, that's it rightyeah?
That's it Cool, so hopefullythe next episode or the one
after that we could do skeletonsin the closet and Brianna will
tell you their number real quick.
So our phone number is562-4570613.
Perfect you could call a text.
It'll go straight to voicemail.
(44:56):
You could leave a voicemail andwe'll read it during our show
and we'll laugh.
And have a good time, you know.
Tell a secret, whatever.
Talk shit about anybody Us,your kids.
But yeah, Thanks for tuning in.
You know we're gonna keep thisgoing and we'll catch you on the
(45:17):
flip-flop later.
Bye.
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