August 28, 2024 • 32 mins
Ding Dong! Ever wondered how a baseball team can rise from the ashes and claim victory? Grab your favorite beverage and join us as we celebrate our return with a toast and a heartwarming story of triumph—a thrilling journey that saw Champ's baseball team clinch the championship from the loser's bracket, culminating in a sensational 4th of July parade. We'll take you through the highs and lows our kids faced at their new school and share our experience of hosting our first-ever 4th of July get-together. It’s a chapter brimming with personal accomplishments and community bonding that you won't want to miss.
Picture this: a cross-country road trip with hilariously misplaced state welcome signs, a dream trip to Montana in the works, and a picturesque wedding on Lusty Beg Island. From the serene moments to the downright frustrating, our travel tales are packed with adventure and misadventures. We'll recount our family trip to an all-inclusive resort in Cancun, Mexico, and the unexpected challenges we encountered along the way. Whether you’re a travel enthusiast or love a good story, this chapter is sure to entertain.
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
Welcome back to All Tricks.
No Treats, man.
It's been seven months, January31st 365,000.
525,000.
January 31st was our lastupload, but who's counting?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Not us, not I.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But we're back back.
A lot of people, aka fivepeople, have reached out to us
through the month saying whenare you gonna upload a new
episode.
But we had a lot of thingsgoing on and uh yeah, we took a
little bit of a break yeah, itwasn't a wanted break, it wasn't
like we were like oh, we justneed to stop, we have to put it
(01:05):
to a halt.
It was just life man yeah, notto get too deep, but there was
like a lot of personal stuffthat went on and then stuff with
us and traveling and summer andschool this is just a catch-up.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
This is just basically a catch-up where we
will delve in deeper to what'sbeen going on with us, what's
gonna be coming up yeah, wedon't have uh any special advice
for you right now no, we knowyou've been needing it.
We know you've all been dyingfor it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
If you've been looking at our uh instagram.
All we've been doing is postinglike memes and reels.
We haven't been postinganything because we haven't been
recording.
But yeah, we're here to updateyou on what we've been up to.
And then the show goes on.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yes, so this is just a little start, a little teaser,
a little taste test.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Let's see what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
So one of the first things I have is that we need to
celebrate being back.
That was a good sagu.
Huh, you know what you're doing.
I was pointing at the beer,like, oh, let's pop these in.
He tapped it twice and I justwent okay let's go to that but
anyway, okay, yeah, so let'scelebrate being back.
(02:18):
We hope you guys will hear thisand celebrate with a beer too
and just so you know howtrustworthy and committed we are
to you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
We have not drank but ice for the last seven months.
We've been waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
This has been in our fridge for a long time maybe
like more than seven months andactually our fridge just broke,
so so these went through hot,cold, hot cold.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So mildew.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, we might get a little sick, but it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I hope we survive these Cheers guys.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh yeah, OK, I missed you.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Me too.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
OK, so our first thing is Champ was playing
baseball, as everyone knows, andhis team made it to the finals.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They did?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They lost and then they made it to the winner's
bracket.
They came back from the top orfrom the bottom, do I not know
what I'm saying?
Champ made it to the baseballchampionship.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He did, him and his team yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
They started off, they lost, they made it all the
way back from the loser'sbracket and they ended up
getting first place in theirdivision.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, so the story goes.
They had an overall good team,a lot of good kids, and they
were winning most of their gamesand when it got to the playoffs
, if you lose two you're out.
They won the first one, lostthe second one, and then we had
to play like five more games towin the championship.
(04:05):
And they got there and they wonthe ship.
Dude, it was so crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I wish everyone could feel what we were feeling yeah,
we were just there, we, I wasstressed out, I was pacing back
and forth.
We invited um a few other likeparent friends to come see too,
and I and family, and it wasjust sweat a lot, sweating, a
lot of drinking we took icechips full of drinks this time,
(04:31):
yeah just for the end, tocelebrate, you know, because we
made it thus far and we evenmade like little posters in the
beginning.
There were a lot of brothers andsisters, um, so we all, just in
the beginning, met up and hadsome donuts and decorated our
posters to support our boys.
They were the Yankees.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The Yankees, they did so good and they did and the
the winners were able to be inthe city parade for the 4th of
July.
They had their own little floatand they went by our house and
it was.
It was nuts.
It was so crazy.
We were pretty stoked cause itwas his first time playing
baseball or second time, but inthis level it was his first time
and they won it all.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So we still yeah, we still talk to other parents too,
and we're just like man.
We can't believe that happenedand it was just it was fun, it
was we were the underdogs, forsure.
I we even talked about it likewe were the misfit team, like
there are other teams wherethey're picked, like you know
they get serious yeah we're just, we walk in like hey guys, but
(05:29):
and we took it all.
Yeah, very proud of those boys,for sure.
Um, and the next thing is thekids finished their first year
at their new school yeah, theyloved it too.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
We loved it.
Yeah, bubby and champ bothfinished.
They loved it yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Bubby and Champ both finished.
They loved it.
It was a little bit of anadjustment at first, you know,
but we got into the groove ofthings.
We met a lot of cool people, wehad like a cool routine and
everything worked out.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, it was two blocks from our house, so we
walked every day, which was nice.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, they were thriving.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They couldn't wait till summer, though.
They didn't want to be inschool.
They love summer.
Yeah, if you ask them now,they'll still yeah, but uh, it
was good.
They just recently startedtheir second year, last week.
Damn, that's how long we'vebeen gone, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Um, the next thing I have is the 4th of July.
We hosted our first actual gettogether in our house.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, it was all the team members.
Champs, like friends, came overfrom the baseball team after
the parade.
They brought their families,yeah, and we had like I don't
even know.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, we live right off one of the main streets
where the parade is.
So, we just it's very seriousover here the parade, so people
go.
What it's they?
They put out signs, even sayinglike don't set your chairs up
until what 24 hours beforepeople do like two days yeah
people go two days before andlike it's, like, it's like
(06:59):
you're setting up for a concertor something.
It I know it's crazy and they goand they put their chairs like
people are very, very into it.
But we go and we just it's onthe corner from us, which is not
far at all, and we set up ourchairs and you know everyone
knew where we were going to be.
So everyone came with us, metus or, and then they came down
(07:20):
and you know we saw them and andthen we all of us kind of
pretty much just walked back toour house and then started
fourth of july how many peoplewere here you think?
I want to say like 60 yeah I wasgonna say like 55, but probably
like 60 dude.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I had one eight foot table and like 12 chairs we're
learning and there was like 60people.
I didn't think that many peoplewould come but thank God one of
Champ's little friends, hisgrandparents host like a lot of
parties and they brought overlike three tables, like 50
chairs.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
A little runner so no one would slip coming in from
the pool.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, they came in super clutch, so at one point
there was like 25 kids in ourpool.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
And our pool turned gray.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Our pool looked like um a day club pool in vegas
after yeah, it was disgusting,it was foggy there were things
floating, no one gave a shit,everyone was having a good time,
had good food and it was ourfirst and maybe last party we'll
ever have at our house dude, itwas fucking crazy, it was nuts
it was fun though, but it wasgreat.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I was super fun.
It was worth it.
Yeah, okay and um, we also dida lot of traveling in the summer
too much a lifetime's worth oftraveling.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I feel like yeah I didn't travel at all growing up,
really um where would I go?
I went to mexico once when Iwas seven and then I don't know
a couple things here and thereyes, grand canyon with my
parents, mexico, arizona, butthat was in the span of like 18
years.
Those two things.
Probably we would do rosaritotoo a couple times, but um yeah,
(09:00):
we did a butt fuck load oftraveling yeah, I don't think I
did a lot of traveling either.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I think I did mexico, just state line, vegas, a
couple trips to arizona, nothingtoo big.
But we've always said that wewanted to, um, have the kids see
all 50 states before they turn18.
Yeah, so we've been kind of.
We started out last summer withour first road trip up to
(09:27):
seattle back home and then sowe've been planning other road
trips and this was our biggestone because we flew all the way
out to new york.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We got ballsy I got ballsy I was like we're gonna do
fucking cross country, you know, yeah, and I mean I'm good, I
love a road trip, so so we wentall the way out to New York and
drove all the way home.
Yeah, Back to LA.
It was nuts.
We did two weeks.
We stopped in like 11, 12states and we always end in
(09:56):
Vegas.
Vegas is like I don't know, ourlost love.
I love Vegas so much and thenwe, we come home but but it was
frustrating with three kids.
Um, driving wasn't so bad forme, but I think being at like
the hotels and being out thekids were just like damn,
non-stop fighting and playing.
(10:17):
And, oh dude, I was on the, Iwas driving all the time and
brianna was supporting me byscratching my head, uh I was the
one handling the kids in thecar.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
So anytime someone needed to pee, anytime someone
needed a snack, anytime someonewas fighting, anytime someone
needed anything.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Uh-huh, I was handling that.
I'm giving you credit Forscratching your head.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That felt amazing.
I wanted to keep driving.
I could have drove back to newyork if you kept scratching my
head that long you want to gofrom new york right now.
No, heck, no, uh, it was superfun, super long.
I don't recommend it the firstfew road trips you do if you're
doing road trips.
But we're glad we got to get alot of that done and we want to
(11:01):
do one every summer, like shewas saying yeah yeah, we hope to
get the kids all 50 states soby the time they're older they
could just travel wherever theywant and international or
whatever yeah, they'll have seen.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You know a lot of things in the country that we
live in that we haven't seenyeah, for sure we're seeing it
together yeah, um, and we wentthrough a few states.
I just want to like say wherewe went through real quick we
went went from New York toPittsburgh, pennsylvania.
To Cincinnati, ohio.
To Louisville, kentucky.
To Little Rock, arkansas,arkansas, oklahoma City,
(11:37):
oklahoma, santa Fe, new Mexico,laughlin, arizona and Las Vegas,
nevada.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
So we made it quite.
We made quite a few stops.
Yeah, I think it was worth it,though it was fun of course, 100
they were.
You know a lot of memories thatwill never, you know, get back
yeah, a lot of pictures taken.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, a lot of pictures.
Yeah, it was great.
We tried to take a picture.
Uh, every state we entered, youknow it says welcome to new
jersey, welcome to uhpennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
She wanted to make like a reel and I was like dude,
that's a fucking great ideawell, I have a tattoo artist who
she's been to, I think, like 49, 48, 49 states, so pretty much
all of them and she has taken apicture in front of every single
sign Welcome sign, yes.
(12:37):
So I was like this will beperfect, Like we could even just
get the kids jumping up infront of them.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, and so we pulled into Pittsburghittsburgh,
our first stop, and I was likefuck, there's a sign and it was
off the freeway, super sketchy,dangerous.
I'm like this, this something'sgoing on.
If you have to put your hazardlights on to do something, you
probably yeah yeah, so we getoff, we're with our kids it's
(13:04):
nuts and we do a little videoand I'm like, damn, I guess
we'll do this for everyone youknow, and then every other state
.
There was no way you could takea picture with it, like it was
impossible you just drive pastit.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
There's even like a few states, I don't even
remember.
You drive it's over the freewayon a bridge.
Yeah, so it's like a sign, likea sign hanging down from above.
So we're like where's, where dothese people make these videos?
Yeah I have.
I have a bone to pick with alot of these states because I
don't know why wouldn't you putit like off, like welcome sign
(13:37):
off to this side?
You could even I don't knowsell snacks there make some
money off of that and uh givepeople their picture so no real
coming.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Nope, sorry, nope, you'll get one state, I think.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, I think it's, Was it one.
It's Pennsylvania.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, that was hilarious yeah that's what I'm
frustrated with, Like probably45 out of 50 states.
Who?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
knows, we'll see.
But yeah, our next, next one,we want to go up to montana
first montana next summer we'lldo that on a ranch.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see what we're keeping itlike, maybe a week, week tops,
10 days pushing it, but thistime we want to stay like
multiple days at certain placesit was pretty quick stays.
But yeah, montana, I think, isour road trip.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So after our cross-country road trip, I think
we came home for what like twoweeks.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
And then we went off to Cancun.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Cancun, Mexico.
We took the kids.
We only went because we werestaying at a resort,
all-inclusive resort, If it waslike Brianna's a little nervous
going to a I'm not alone.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I've talked to other moms too.
Okay, I'm not trying to liketalk shit.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
But I'm just saying like, for valid reasons, some
parts of Mexico could be likepretty muddy, yeah, and you know
, we hear things.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
We're not, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, so we stayed at an all-inclusive resort.
We went with my buddy and hiskid little family trip and it
was fun, it was cool, it was sohumid though it was gross, it
looked it looked like paradisethe.
The water was super clear.
The sand was white as snow feltlike swamp.
Our pool was like right next tothe ocean.
(15:19):
It was.
It looked fake pretty much, butit was.
It was a fun time.
My buddy watched our kids onenight, um, and we went out and
got fucking robbed for a fewbeers, had to pay 90 bucks for a
couple of beers, and faketequila shots.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I know the agave.
Yeah, it was like sweet.
I think we just took like maplesyrup shots they take advantage
of you in cancun beware if youdon't speak Spanish.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, so, but it was fun, we had a good time.
We went to another spot andthey were doing like a bunch of
American songs and karaoke.
Yeah what was it called?
Frog something frogs?
No, monkey.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It was because, remember, they had the monkey,
the stuffed monkeys, what was itcalled?
I don't remember.
It wasn't frogs, it wasn'tsenior frogs.
I don't remember it wasn'tfrogs, it wasn't senior frogs.
Monkey something I keepthinking of monkeys to go, but
that's not it.
Something monkeys Crazy monkeys, monkey business, monkey
business, monkey business.
Is that a movie?
I don't know if that's it ornot.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
But it was fun.
And then, yeah, Cancun was cool.
I recommend it, no kids, but itis what it is.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
We kids, but uh, well , it is what it is we got kids,
so you got kids.
We recommend it no getting outof that one.
You don't got kids,congratulations travel the world
and our last one was we went tothe uk the united kingdom,
california?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I guess not in california, but um.
So my buddy is from northernireland.
I've known him for like I don'tknow, since 2012 what is that
12 years.
Um, and we got really close.
When we worked in new yorktogether, he came over for our
wedding and another time just tohang out, and he finally got
married.
He's been together with hislady longer than us not not too
(17:06):
much longer, but um, theyfinally got married at a lusty
bag island in northern ireland.
It was unreal there too.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
It was nuts, it seemed fake, it was incredible
yeah, we would just walk aroundand I would see like a stump
with moss growing on it, likelittle water dew droplets on it
and I was like what we don't.
No one has this who has thishere?
No, one had it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Just it's like it's probably sparkling like I swear
I saw a fairy flying aroundprobably.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I think I saw the keebler elves transporting
cookies out of that stump, butuh, no, it was beautiful.
It was our little there.
It had like a little cottagewindow where you could open it
up.
I was fighting a bee for awhile after that.
But, you could open it up andthere were like vines hanging
around it and the lake With afamily of swans.
(17:56):
It was just too much.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
What did you call it?
There was like a group of them,and didn't you say like, oh,
look at those gooses over there.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You said gooses and then everybody said the goose is
loose.
But then you started laughingand I immediately knew I was
like it's not gooses, it's geeseit was super nice.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
we went there there and one morning we had a like
this jacuzzi with flowers in it,like overlooking the whole lake
, and that jacuzzi was hot asfuck.
I sat in it for five minutesand then I had to get out with
my wine.
I was like it was a champagne.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
It was Prosecco.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I was like, dude, this is hot as fuck, I can't be
in this shit.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well, to be fair, it was at a.
They had a little spa there andthe girl even asked us.
She was like I want you guys totest the water first.
Like just make sure I don'twant to scald anyone.
We both tested it.
We're both like, oh yeah, thisis good.
She's like OK, go ahead and getdown in.
I'll bring you guys out someProsecco.
I get in.
Fine, you get in.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
All of you get in all of a sudden.
It's like we're sitting in avolcano.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
We're sweating it was hot as shit, I posted on.
I'm spitting everywhere are youtrying to?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
cool yourself off.
I'm sweating thinking of thisplace.
I sat down, I was drenched.
I was posting on instagram andsending this to my buddies,
saying like, ah, like, rubbingin their, rubbing it in their
faces.
And then in real life, I wassweating and saying I hate this
you were literally.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You were sitting like a stiff, like mummy, like the
whole time.
Like you were, you didn't gopast like your belly button.
You were just like yeah, thisis fun dude.
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You move in there and you feel like you're the flame
boy from fucking fantastic four.
It's so it was.
I was like you want to go siton that bench over there.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh, I thought you were going to say like ramen,
you feel like you're a ramen, or?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
something.
No, I'm too big for ramen, it'stoo skinny.
But we sat on the bench andthen yeah we drank some whatever
it's called and the views werevery nice.
But yeah, we went to dublin.
Driving on the wrong side wasterrible.
I told like 100 people I hit apole 10 minutes leaving the
(20:14):
airport because you're driving,you're on the passenger side and
you're driving on the wrongside of the road.
So I got the insurance, all wascovered, which was good.
We drove up to northern ireland, stayed in balfast lusty bag,
and then we flew to edinburghhow do they say it?
Yeah, I think, edinburgh.
We stayed in scotland for anight a day and then, uh, took a
(20:38):
train down to manchester and,well, liverpool, took a train
down to liverpool and manchesterand then London.
Yeah, it was cool.
We almost got robbed by thesepeople.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
We recommend Liverpool, do not recommend
Manchester.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Manchester is ass.
I hate Manchester.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Well, it's just like Americanized.
It just looks like I mean notto say Americanized it just
looks like LA.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It looks like LA they have a.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
TK Maxx, not a TJ Maxx.
Tk Maxx la that looks like.
La they have a tk max, not a tjmax.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Tk max looks like the grove, just concrete shops.
Only it's.
There's no cool looking pubs.
Manchester was.
I hated it so much yeah butanyway, we went to the uk for
like what?
Eight days eight days.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, we came back and the kids started.
Or flight.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
A-O, a-o-i-u.
On the way back I was like I'mgoing to get upgraded seats, you
know, and I got them.
We were chilling, you know, itwas all good.
And I was like, yeah, you likethat, like, look at these seats,
you can lean all the way back.
I like that.
(21:44):
I don't know how to say this ina nice way, but the people
behind us were large indianpeople, which is fine.
You know I'm large, you knowI'm a large mexican dude, but I
don't smell bad.
Really, do I smell bad?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
no, I like no, right I don't smell bad.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I'm not joking.
They had in and out in theirluggages probably it smelled
like that the onion they hadstraight onion for a minute.
They said I want this three bythree.
Hold everything minus the oniondude.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
They wanted spread an onion, only I think that that's
just their culture, right Idon't know, I'm not gonna judge
any culture they stunk.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I was dude.
If you're flying, take a shower, take.
You could don't have to showerthe rest of the time.
But when you're flying, take ashower, take.
You could don't have to showerthe rest of the time, but when
you're flying, take it.
Did we not walk by when we gotoff the plane?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
and that's that area okay yes, so I will say I'm not
gonna judge anyone.
Everyone has different you knowbeliefs I'll judge in hygiene,
everyone is different.
Hey, there's some days thatwe're like, oh stinky, yep, I
need a shower.
So you know what.
But we were in an enclosedspace and getting off of the
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plane well, to get off of theplane, it landed.
We were waiting there for alittle bit for them to attach
the thingy, the little thingy,to the door.
Yes, and so we were allstanding there.
And then I will say, during theflight, there were a few times
I caught a whiff of something, awhiff of In-N-Out.
We didn't have French onion dipor French onion soup or anything
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.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Extra onions.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
So it was coming from someone, not a food.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The Indians behind us .
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Okay, but when we were waiting there, we were
finally able to get off.
And as we walked through thelittle aisle to get off the
plane, I walked through a hotcloud of onion where a certain
person was standing, and it wasjust a major change because it
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slapped us in our face it wasreally hot yeah it was really
hot.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
In the words of billy madison that's a salt brother.
I don't press charges becauseI'm a nice guy.
Dude, that fucking guy stung.
I'm not trying to be mean, but,dude, take a shower bro, come
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on, don't be rude anyway so itwas good yeah, it was good.
It was good.
Yeah, minus that it was good.
Yeah, minus that it was good.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah.
So that was it for our travelsfor the summer.
We did a lot of traveling, camehome two weeks left, again came
home.
It was a lot, but it was fun.
Now we are putting away thesuitcases.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
We are putting the passports away, because the
first day of school happenedlast week.
When did we get back?
Two weeks ago?
Um, I don't remember.
The passports are still out.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
By the way, I haven't , I haven't put them away
actually I, we just talked aboutthis, yeah, um, I told you that
I want to start a little listyou did tell me uh-huh, I said I
I'm not sure what I'm gonnaname it yet.
It might be zp, short for zaddyplease, or pp please, p, p,
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cubed um.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I know we've heard of , like I don't some people have
heard of it's called like ahoneydew list, where you make a
list of things for your husbandyes or whatever to get done, and
so I told you this, becausewhen you told me sorry to cut
you off, but when you told me, Isaid I'm not sure about wait.
Don't inhale like that, becausemen work so hard that we're
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getting a can crush already weforget to do things.
Am I right or am I wrong?
I'm right.
So we're pretty much atraditional couple which we like
both.
Both like right, not in a badway, I'm not saying like any
crazy stuff, but I work, shetakes care of the house and kids
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when I'm not here and then whenI come, I help a little bit.
Oh wow, maybe not as much as Ishould but Uh-huh when you're
here, yeah.
So when I thought of this list,at first I was mad.
But when she gets mad at me ingeneral about not really helping
that much, I'm like well, tellme, I don't know what it is with
you women, but you don't wantto ask us for help.
(26:46):
I don't know why.
That's not our fault.
We're innocent until provenguilty.
So I'm asking her tell me whatyou want me to do.
No, no, no.
You should know, dude, we'reidiots, we don't know.
So please communicate.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Okay, I think this is going to be a topic.
The mental load is going to bea topic.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You tell me to be a better communicator, which I'm
communicating to you now.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Tell me what you need help with okay or so at least a
list.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Fine, okay, I'll allow a list, I will allow no,
no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
So that would be fine if I didn't ask you multiple
times when we came home.
Hey, can you put the luggageaway, natural, hey natural.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's natural.
See now it's natural.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
All of a sudden, it's natural, all of a sudden, it's
natural you asked me two, threetimes, sure, okay, oh, how many
times do I need so?
First it's you need to ask me Iask you once, I ask you twice.
Now, all of a sudden it's, youneed to ask me three, four times
natural, no, so we need help Icame up to him and I said hey,
I'm, I'm going to start making alist.
I'm going to write it down.
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I'm going to leave it on theside of the fridge for you to
look at and do.
He was like what do you mean?
Are you going to make up a newlist every time?
I said no, once you do it, I'mgoing to cross it off.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I to it because hey, we still haven't had our
passports put away.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
We still not have our luggage put away.
Your luggage is still on thecouch with all your clothes in
it.
I have been asking you over andover to give me your dirty
clothes from the trip and it isstill there open.
It's only been two weeks.
It doesn't matter.
It's not my fault, mine and thekids.
Clothes has already been washed, put away.
Whose fault is that?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
yours, because I asked you we'll agree to
disagree on that one yeah, it'snot gonna be, zaddy, please
anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
It's gonna be, it's gonna be fatty please it's gonna
be annoyance, please, oh mygosh I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
One.
Two weeks my clothes have beenright there in the open, uh
luggage, but I have a lot ofthings on my mind.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm going through stuff yeah, tiktok is what
you're going through.
Oh my gosh okay anyway, yeah,so now that the kids are at
their first uh, they had theirfirst week back to school.
You know they're gettingacclimated to their new routines
.
I think we're doing good.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I agree.
I think we're doing good aswell.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Just doing the same old thing, you know.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Same old thing is going to include recording.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, so hopefully we're.
We always say we want to recordand release an episode a week
and for real thank you toeveryone who's been reaching out
.
A few of you have and, uh,sometimes we get like random
surge of downloads and I'm likewhat the heck?
This is crazy.
Um.
But yeah, we're back and we'retrying to just keep it light,
keep it fun.
Um, we have some things instore for you guys.
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We want to get guests comingnow.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I'm setting up a little studio in the back over
here, so it's going to.
I just do this little plantbehind us, oh God.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Brianna hates it.
But who wants to see a whitewall?
Ok, so the thing I hate most isfake plants.
I love a plant, not a fakeplant, and I turn around and
this thing is in our hair or myhair.
It's like broken.
It's like sad.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Dusty.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, it's like not, it's not it.
So we'll try to accommodate alittle more.
But we just wanted to get thisdone to prove to you guys we're
here.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
And update.
Yeah, update you guys.
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
That's it right, that's it.
I mean, if anyone wants to,obviously we'll post like on our
story and stuff that we're back, yeah, back in action.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
But if anyone has like any questions or anything
like, Don't forget, we stillhave our skeletons in the closet
line, which is 562-470-513.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Huh, no is that not it?
Uh, I know you texted me fromit five, six, two hold on wow
hold on, hold on wow five, six,two, four, five, seven, zero,
six, one, three, that's it isn'tthat what I said?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I don't know.
I'll have to hear about thetape if that's it okay you owe
me sushi okay, so you could callthat number.
Uh, it'll go straight tovoicemail or text that number
you could.
I don't know tell us anythingyou want, always anonymous,
anonymous yeah, what we do is weplay it for you or read it over
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the microphones, obviously, andsome people tell us crazy
stories, drama stories, parentstories, they tell us secrets
and we just talk about it and wehave a good time and laugh.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Yeah, yeah, and give you the best, because we're all
the same.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
We give you the best advice we could, which is
probably not the best advice,but yeah, if you want to call
that number or text that number,I think you guys should and
we'll talk about it 562-457-0613.
Yeah, we'll catch you on theflip-flop later.
Bye.
Welcome back to All Tricks.
No Treats, man.
It's been seven months, January31st 365,000.
525,000.
January 31st was our lastupload, but who's counting?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Not us, not I.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But we're back back.
A lot of people, aka fivepeople, have reached out to us
through the month saying whenare you gonna upload a new
episode.
But we had a lot of thingsgoing on and uh yeah, we took a
little bit of a break yeah, itwasn't a wanted break, it wasn't
like we were like oh, we justneed to stop, we have to put it
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to a halt.
It was just life man yeah, notto get too deep, but there was
like a lot of personal stuffthat went on and then stuff with
us and traveling and summer andschool this is just a catch-up.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
This is just basically a catch-up where we
will delve in deeper to what'sbeen going on with us, what's
gonna be coming up yeah, wedon't have uh any special advice
for you right now no, we knowyou've been needing it.
We know you've all been dyingfor it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
If you've been looking at our uh instagram.
All we've been doing is postinglike memes and reels.
We haven't been postinganything because we haven't been
recording.
But yeah, we're here to updateyou on what we've been up to.
And then the show goes on.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yes, so this is just a little start, a little teaser,
a little taste test.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Let's see what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
So one of the first things I have is that we need to
celebrate being back.
That was a good sagu.
Huh, you know what you're doing.
I was pointing at the beer,like, oh, let's pop these in.
He tapped it twice and I justwent okay let's go to that but
anyway, okay, yeah, so let'scelebrate being back.
(02:18):
We hope you guys will hear thisand celebrate with a beer too
and just so you know howtrustworthy and committed we are
to you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
We have not drank but ice for the last seven months.
We've been waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
This has been in our fridge for a long time maybe
like more than seven months andactually our fridge just broke,
so so these went through hot,cold, hot cold.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So mildew.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, we might get a little sick, but it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I hope we survive these Cheers guys.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh yeah, OK, I missed you.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Me too.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
OK, so our first thing is Champ was playing
baseball, as everyone knows, andhis team made it to the finals.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They did?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They lost and then they made it to the winner's
bracket.
They came back from the top orfrom the bottom, do I not know
what I'm saying?
Champ made it to the baseballchampionship.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He did, him and his team yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
They started off, they lost, they made it all the
way back from the loser'sbracket and they ended up
getting first place in theirdivision.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, so the story goes.
They had an overall good team,a lot of good kids, and they
were winning most of their gamesand when it got to the playoffs
, if you lose two you're out.
They won the first one, lostthe second one, and then we had
to play like five more games towin the championship.
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And they got there and they wonthe ship.
Dude, it was so crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I wish everyone could feel what we were feeling yeah,
we were just there, we, I wasstressed out, I was pacing back
and forth.
We invited um a few other likeparent friends to come see too,
and I and family, and it wasjust sweat a lot, sweating, a
lot of drinking we took icechips full of drinks this time,
(04:31):
yeah just for the end, tocelebrate, you know, because we
made it thus far and we evenmade like little posters in the
beginning.
There were a lot of brothers andsisters, um, so we all, just in
the beginning, met up and hadsome donuts and decorated our
posters to support our boys.
They were the Yankees.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The Yankees, they did so good and they did and the
the winners were able to be inthe city parade for the 4th of
July.
They had their own little floatand they went by our house and
it was.
It was nuts.
It was so crazy.
We were pretty stoked cause itwas his first time playing
baseball or second time, but inthis level it was his first time
and they won it all.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So we still yeah, we still talk to other parents too,
and we're just like man.
We can't believe that happenedand it was just it was fun, it
was we were the underdogs, forsure.
I we even talked about it likewe were the misfit team, like
there are other teams wherethey're picked, like you know
they get serious yeah we're just, we walk in like hey guys, but
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and we took it all.
Yeah, very proud of those boys,for sure.
Um, and the next thing is thekids finished their first year
at their new school yeah, theyloved it too.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
We loved it.
Yeah, bubby and champ bothfinished.
They loved it yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Bubby and Champ both finished.
They loved it.
It was a little bit of anadjustment at first, you know,
but we got into the groove ofthings.
We met a lot of cool people, wehad like a cool routine and
everything worked out.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, it was two blocks from our house, so we
walked every day, which was nice.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, they were thriving.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They couldn't wait till summer, though.
They didn't want to be inschool.
They love summer.
Yeah, if you ask them now,they'll still yeah, but uh, it
was good.
They just recently startedtheir second year, last week.
Damn, that's how long we'vebeen gone, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Um, the next thing I have is the 4th of July.
We hosted our first actual gettogether in our house.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, it was all the team members.
Champs, like friends, came overfrom the baseball team after
the parade.
They brought their families,yeah, and we had like I don't
even know.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, we live right off one of the main streets
where the parade is.
So, we just it's very seriousover here the parade, so people
go.
What it's they?
They put out signs, even sayinglike don't set your chairs up
until what 24 hours beforepeople do like two days yeah
people go two days before andlike it's, like, it's like
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you're setting up for a concertor something.
It I know it's crazy and they goand they put their chairs like
people are very, very into it.
But we go and we just it's onthe corner from us, which is not
far at all, and we set up ourchairs and you know everyone
knew where we were going to be.
So everyone came with us, metus or, and then they came down
(07:20):
and you know we saw them and andthen we all of us kind of
pretty much just walked back toour house and then started
fourth of july how many peoplewere here you think?
I want to say like 60 yeah I wasgonna say like 55, but probably
like 60 dude.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I had one eight foot table and like 12 chairs we're
learning and there was like 60people.
I didn't think that many peoplewould come but thank God one of
Champ's little friends, hisgrandparents host like a lot of
parties and they brought overlike three tables, like 50
chairs.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
A little runner so no one would slip coming in from
the pool.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, they came in super clutch, so at one point
there was like 25 kids in ourpool.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
And our pool turned gray.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Our pool looked like um a day club pool in vegas
after yeah, it was disgusting,it was foggy there were things
floating, no one gave a shit,everyone was having a good time,
had good food and it was ourfirst and maybe last party we'll
ever have at our house dude, itwas fucking crazy, it was nuts
it was fun though, but it wasgreat.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I was super fun.
It was worth it.
Yeah, okay and um, we also dida lot of traveling in the summer
too much a lifetime's worth oftraveling.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I feel like yeah I didn't travel at all growing up,
really um where would I go?
I went to mexico once when Iwas seven and then I don't know
a couple things here and thereyes, grand canyon with my
parents, mexico, arizona, butthat was in the span of like 18
years.
Those two things.
Probably we would do rosaritotoo a couple times, but um yeah,
(09:00):
we did a butt fuck load oftraveling yeah, I don't think I
did a lot of traveling either.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I think I did mexico, just state line, vegas, a
couple trips to arizona, nothingtoo big.
But we've always said that wewanted to, um, have the kids see
all 50 states before they turn18.
Yeah, so we've been kind of.
We started out last summer withour first road trip up to
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seattle back home and then sowe've been planning other road
trips and this was our biggestone because we flew all the way
out to new york.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We got ballsy I got ballsy I was like we're gonna do
fucking cross country, you know, yeah, and I mean I'm good, I
love a road trip, so so we wentall the way out to New York and
drove all the way home.
Yeah, Back to LA.
It was nuts.
We did two weeks.
We stopped in like 11, 12states and we always end in
(09:56):
Vegas.
Vegas is like I don't know, ourlost love.
I love Vegas so much and thenwe, we come home but but it was
frustrating with three kids.
Um, driving wasn't so bad forme, but I think being at like
the hotels and being out thekids were just like damn,
non-stop fighting and playing.
(10:17):
And, oh dude, I was on the, Iwas driving all the time and
brianna was supporting me byscratching my head, uh I was the
one handling the kids in thecar.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
So anytime someone needed to pee, anytime someone
needed a snack, anytime someonewas fighting, anytime someone
needed anything.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Uh-huh, I was handling that.
I'm giving you credit Forscratching your head.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That felt amazing.
I wanted to keep driving.
I could have drove back to newyork if you kept scratching my
head that long you want to gofrom new york right now.
No, heck, no, uh, it was superfun, super long.
I don't recommend it the firstfew road trips you do if you're
doing road trips.
But we're glad we got to get alot of that done and we want to
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do one every summer, like shewas saying yeah yeah, we hope to
get the kids all 50 states soby the time they're older they
could just travel wherever theywant and international or
whatever yeah, they'll have seen.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You know a lot of things in the country that we
live in that we haven't seenyeah, for sure we're seeing it
together yeah, um, and we wentthrough a few states.
I just want to like say wherewe went through real quick we
went went from New York toPittsburgh, pennsylvania.
To Cincinnati, ohio.
To Louisville, kentucky.
To Little Rock, arkansas,arkansas, oklahoma City,
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oklahoma, santa Fe, new Mexico,laughlin, arizona and Las Vegas,
nevada.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
So we made it quite.
We made quite a few stops.
Yeah, I think it was worth it,though it was fun of course, 100
they were.
You know a lot of memories thatwill never, you know, get back
yeah, a lot of pictures taken.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, a lot of pictures.
Yeah, it was great.
We tried to take a picture.
Uh, every state we entered, youknow it says welcome to new
jersey, welcome to uhpennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
She wanted to make like a reel and I was like dude,
that's a fucking great ideawell, I have a tattoo artist who
she's been to, I think, like 49, 48, 49 states, so pretty much
all of them and she has taken apicture in front of every single
sign Welcome sign, yes.
(12:37):
So I was like this will beperfect, Like we could even just
get the kids jumping up infront of them.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, and so we pulled into Pittsburghittsburgh,
our first stop, and I was likefuck, there's a sign and it was
off the freeway, super sketchy,dangerous.
I'm like this, this something'sgoing on.
If you have to put your hazardlights on to do something, you
probably yeah yeah, so we getoff, we're with our kids it's
(13:04):
nuts and we do a little videoand I'm like, damn, I guess
we'll do this for everyone youknow, and then every other state
.
There was no way you could takea picture with it, like it was
impossible you just drive pastit.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
There's even like a few states, I don't even
remember.
You drive it's over the freewayon a bridge.
Yeah, so it's like a sign, likea sign hanging down from above.
So we're like where's, where dothese people make these videos?
Yeah I have.
I have a bone to pick with alot of these states because I
don't know why wouldn't you putit like off, like welcome sign
(13:37):
off to this side?
You could even I don't knowsell snacks there make some
money off of that and uh givepeople their picture so no real
coming.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Nope, sorry, nope, you'll get one state, I think.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, I think it's, Was it one.
It's Pennsylvania.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, that was hilarious yeah that's what I'm
frustrated with, Like probably45 out of 50 states.
Who?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
knows, we'll see.
But yeah, our next, next one,we want to go up to montana
first montana next summer we'lldo that on a ranch.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see what we're keeping itlike, maybe a week, week tops,
10 days pushing it, but thistime we want to stay like
multiple days at certain placesit was pretty quick stays.
But yeah, montana, I think, isour road trip.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So after our cross-country road trip, I think
we came home for what like twoweeks.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
And then we went off to Cancun.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Cancun, Mexico.
We took the kids.
We only went because we werestaying at a resort,
all-inclusive resort, If it waslike Brianna's a little nervous
going to a I'm not alone.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I've talked to other moms too.
Okay, I'm not trying to liketalk shit.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
But I'm just saying like, for valid reasons, some
parts of Mexico could be likepretty muddy, yeah, and you know
, we hear things.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
We're not, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, so we stayed at an all-inclusive resort.
We went with my buddy and hiskid little family trip and it
was fun, it was cool, it was sohumid though it was gross, it
looked it looked like paradisethe.
The water was super clear.
The sand was white as snow feltlike swamp.
Our pool was like right next tothe ocean.
(15:19):
It was.
It looked fake pretty much, butit was.
It was a fun time.
My buddy watched our kids onenight, um, and we went out and
got fucking robbed for a fewbeers, had to pay 90 bucks for a
couple of beers, and faketequila shots.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I know the agave.
Yeah, it was like sweet.
I think we just took like maplesyrup shots they take advantage
of you in cancun beware if youdon't speak Spanish.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, so, but it was fun, we had a good time.
We went to another spot andthey were doing like a bunch of
American songs and karaoke.
Yeah what was it called?
Frog something frogs?
No, monkey.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It was because, remember, they had the monkey,
the stuffed monkeys, what was itcalled?
I don't remember.
It wasn't frogs, it wasn'tsenior frogs.
I don't remember it wasn'tfrogs, it wasn't senior frogs.
Monkey something I keepthinking of monkeys to go, but
that's not it.
Something monkeys Crazy monkeys, monkey business, monkey
business, monkey business.
Is that a movie?
I don't know if that's it ornot.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
But it was fun.
And then, yeah, Cancun was cool.
I recommend it, no kids, but itis what it is.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
We kids, but uh, well , it is what it is we got kids,
so you got kids.
We recommend it no getting outof that one.
You don't got kids,congratulations travel the world
and our last one was we went tothe uk the united kingdom,
california?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I guess not in california, but um.
So my buddy is from northernireland.
I've known him for like I don'tknow, since 2012 what is that
12 years.
Um, and we got really close.
When we worked in new yorktogether, he came over for our
wedding and another time just tohang out, and he finally got
married.
He's been together with hislady longer than us not not too
(17:06):
much longer, but um, theyfinally got married at a lusty
bag island in northern ireland.
It was unreal there too.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
It was nuts, it seemed fake, it was incredible
yeah, we would just walk aroundand I would see like a stump
with moss growing on it, likelittle water dew droplets on it
and I was like what we don't.
No one has this who has thishere?
No, one had it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Just it's like it's probably sparkling like I swear
I saw a fairy flying aroundprobably.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I think I saw the keebler elves transporting
cookies out of that stump, butuh, no, it was beautiful.
It was our little there.
It had like a little cottagewindow where you could open it
up.
I was fighting a bee for awhile after that.
But, you could open it up andthere were like vines hanging
around it and the lake With afamily of swans.
(17:56):
It was just too much.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
What did you call it?
There was like a group of them,and didn't you say like, oh,
look at those gooses over there.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You said gooses and then everybody said the goose is
loose.
But then you started laughingand I immediately knew I was
like it's not gooses, it's geeseit was super nice.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
we went there there and one morning we had a like
this jacuzzi with flowers in it,like overlooking the whole lake
, and that jacuzzi was hot asfuck.
I sat in it for five minutesand then I had to get out with
my wine.
I was like it was a champagne.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
It was Prosecco.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I was like, dude, this is hot as fuck, I can't be
in this shit.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well, to be fair, it was at a.
They had a little spa there andthe girl even asked us.
She was like I want you guys totest the water first.
Like just make sure I don'twant to scald anyone.
We both tested it.
We're both like, oh yeah, thisis good.
She's like OK, go ahead and getdown in.
I'll bring you guys out someProsecco.
I get in.
Fine, you get in.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
All of you get in all of a sudden.
It's like we're sitting in avolcano.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
We're sweating it was hot as shit, I posted on.
I'm spitting everywhere are youtrying to?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
cool yourself off.
I'm sweating thinking of thisplace.
I sat down, I was drenched.
I was posting on instagram andsending this to my buddies,
saying like, ah, like, rubbingin their, rubbing it in their
faces.
And then in real life, I wassweating and saying I hate this
you were literally.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You were sitting like a stiff, like mummy, like the
whole time.
Like you were, you didn't gopast like your belly button.
You were just like yeah, thisis fun dude.
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You move in there and you feel like you're the flame
boy from fucking fantastic four.
It's so it was.
I was like you want to go siton that bench over there.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh, I thought you were going to say like ramen,
you feel like you're a ramen, or?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
something.
No, I'm too big for ramen, it'stoo skinny.
But we sat on the bench andthen yeah we drank some whatever
it's called and the views werevery nice.
But yeah, we went to dublin.
Driving on the wrong side wasterrible.
I told like 100 people I hit apole 10 minutes leaving the
(20:14):
airport because you're driving,you're on the passenger side and
you're driving on the wrongside of the road.
So I got the insurance, all wascovered, which was good.
We drove up to northern ireland, stayed in balfast lusty bag,
and then we flew to edinburghhow do they say it?
Yeah, I think, edinburgh.
We stayed in scotland for anight a day and then, uh, took a
(20:38):
train down to manchester and,well, liverpool, took a train
down to liverpool and manchesterand then London.
Yeah, it was cool.
We almost got robbed by thesepeople.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
We recommend Liverpool, do not recommend
Manchester.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Manchester is ass.
I hate Manchester.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Well, it's just like Americanized.
It just looks like I mean notto say Americanized it just
looks like LA.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It looks like LA they have a.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
TK Maxx, not a TJ Maxx.
Tk Maxx la that looks like.
La they have a tk max, not a tjmax.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Tk max looks like the grove, just concrete shops.
Only it's.
There's no cool looking pubs.
Manchester was.
I hated it so much yeah butanyway, we went to the uk for
like what?
Eight days eight days.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, we came back and the kids started.
Or flight.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
A-O, a-o-i-u.
On the way back I was like I'mgoing to get upgraded seats, you
know, and I got them.
We were chilling, you know, itwas all good.
And I was like, yeah, you likethat, like, look at these seats,
you can lean all the way back.
I like that.
(21:44):
I don't know how to say this ina nice way, but the people
behind us were large indianpeople, which is fine.
You know I'm large, you knowI'm a large mexican dude, but I
don't smell bad.
Really, do I smell bad?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
no, I like no, right I don't smell bad.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I'm not joking.
They had in and out in theirluggages probably it smelled
like that the onion they hadstraight onion for a minute.
They said I want this three bythree.
Hold everything minus the oniondude.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
They wanted spread an onion, only I think that that's
just their culture, right Idon't know, I'm not gonna judge
any culture they stunk.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I was dude.
If you're flying, take a shower, take.
You could don't have to showerthe rest of the time.
But when you're flying, take ashower, take.
You could don't have to showerthe rest of the time, but when
you're flying, take it.
Did we not walk by when we gotoff the plane?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
and that's that area okay yes, so I will say I'm not
gonna judge anyone.
Everyone has different you knowbeliefs I'll judge in hygiene,
everyone is different.
Hey, there's some days thatwe're like, oh stinky, yep, I
need a shower.
So you know what.
But we were in an enclosedspace and getting off of the
(23:03):
plane well, to get off of theplane, it landed.
We were waiting there for alittle bit for them to attach
the thingy, the little thingy,to the door.
Yes, and so we were allstanding there.
And then I will say, during theflight, there were a few times
I caught a whiff of something, awhiff of In-N-Out.
We didn't have French onion dipor French onion soup or anything
(23:25):
.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Extra onions.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
So it was coming from someone, not a food.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The Indians behind us .
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Okay, but when we were waiting there, we were
finally able to get off.
And as we walked through thelittle aisle to get off the
plane, I walked through a hotcloud of onion where a certain
person was standing, and it wasjust a major change because it
(23:56):
slapped us in our face it wasreally hot yeah it was really
hot.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
In the words of billy madison that's a salt brother.
I don't press charges becauseI'm a nice guy.
Dude, that fucking guy stung.
I'm not trying to be mean, but,dude, take a shower bro, come
(24:23):
on, don't be rude anyway so itwas good yeah, it was good.
It was good.
Yeah, minus that it was good.
Yeah, minus that it was good.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah.
So that was it for our travelsfor the summer.
We did a lot of traveling, camehome two weeks left, again came
home.
It was a lot, but it was fun.
Now we are putting away thesuitcases.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
We are putting the passports away, because the
first day of school happenedlast week.
When did we get back?
Two weeks ago?
Um, I don't remember.
The passports are still out.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
By the way, I haven't , I haven't put them away
actually I, we just talked aboutthis, yeah, um, I told you that
I want to start a little listyou did tell me uh-huh, I said I
I'm not sure what I'm gonnaname it yet.
It might be zp, short for zaddyplease, or pp please, p, p,
(25:26):
cubed um.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I know we've heard of , like I don't some people have
heard of it's called like ahoneydew list, where you make a
list of things for your husbandyes or whatever to get done, and
so I told you this, becausewhen you told me sorry to cut
you off, but when you told me, Isaid I'm not sure about wait.
Don't inhale like that, becausemen work so hard that we're
(25:58):
getting a can crush already weforget to do things.
Am I right or am I wrong?
I'm right.
So we're pretty much atraditional couple which we like
both.
Both like right, not in a badway, I'm not saying like any
crazy stuff, but I work, shetakes care of the house and kids
(26:23):
when I'm not here and then whenI come, I help a little bit.
Oh wow, maybe not as much as Ishould but Uh-huh when you're
here, yeah.
So when I thought of this list,at first I was mad.
But when she gets mad at me ingeneral about not really helping
that much, I'm like well, tellme, I don't know what it is with
you women, but you don't wantto ask us for help.
(26:46):
I don't know why.
That's not our fault.
We're innocent until provenguilty.
So I'm asking her tell me whatyou want me to do.
No, no, no.
You should know, dude, we'reidiots, we don't know.
So please communicate.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Okay, I think this is going to be a topic.
The mental load is going to bea topic.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You tell me to be a better communicator, which I'm
communicating to you now.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Tell me what you need help with okay or so at least a
list.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Fine, okay, I'll allow a list, I will allow no,
no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
So that would be fine if I didn't ask you multiple
times when we came home.
Hey, can you put the luggageaway, natural, hey natural.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's natural.
See now it's natural.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
All of a sudden, it's natural, all of a sudden, it's
natural you asked me two, threetimes, sure, okay, oh, how many
times do I need so?
First it's you need to ask me Iask you once, I ask you twice.
Now, all of a sudden it's, youneed to ask me three, four times
natural, no, so we need help Icame up to him and I said hey,
I'm, I'm going to start making alist.
I'm going to write it down.
(27:57):
I'm going to leave it on theside of the fridge for you to
look at and do.
He was like what do you mean?
Are you going to make up a newlist every time?
I said no, once you do it, I'mgoing to cross it off.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I to it because hey, we still haven't had our
passports put away.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
We still not have our luggage put away.
Your luggage is still on thecouch with all your clothes in
it.
I have been asking you over andover to give me your dirty
clothes from the trip and it isstill there open.
It's only been two weeks.
It doesn't matter.
It's not my fault, mine and thekids.
Clothes has already been washed, put away.
Whose fault is that?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
yours, because I asked you we'll agree to
disagree on that one yeah, it'snot gonna be, zaddy, please
anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
It's gonna be, it's gonna be fatty please it's gonna
be annoyance, please, oh mygosh I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
One.
Two weeks my clothes have beenright there in the open, uh
luggage, but I have a lot ofthings on my mind.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm going through stuff yeah, tiktok is what
you're going through.
Oh my gosh okay anyway, yeah,so now that the kids are at
their first uh, they had theirfirst week back to school.
You know they're gettingacclimated to their new routines
.
I think we're doing good.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I agree.
I think we're doing good aswell.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Just doing the same old thing, you know.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Same old thing is going to include recording.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, so hopefully we're.
We always say we want to recordand release an episode a week
and for real thank you toeveryone who's been reaching out
.
A few of you have and, uh,sometimes we get like random
surge of downloads and I'm likewhat the heck?
This is crazy.
Um.
But yeah, we're back and we'retrying to just keep it light,
keep it fun.
Um, we have some things instore for you guys.
(29:53):
We want to get guests comingnow.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I'm setting up a little studio in the back over
here, so it's going to.
I just do this little plantbehind us, oh God.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Brianna hates it.
But who wants to see a whitewall?
Ok, so the thing I hate most isfake plants.
I love a plant, not a fakeplant, and I turn around and
this thing is in our hair or myhair.
It's like broken.
It's like sad.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Dusty.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, it's like not, it's not it.
So we'll try to accommodate alittle more.
But we just wanted to get thisdone to prove to you guys we're
here.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
And update.
Yeah, update you guys.
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
That's it right, that's it.
I mean, if anyone wants to,obviously we'll post like on our
story and stuff that we're back, yeah, back in action.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
But if anyone has like any questions or anything
like, Don't forget, we stillhave our skeletons in the closet
line, which is 562-470-513.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Huh, no is that not it?
Uh, I know you texted me fromit five, six, two hold on wow
hold on, hold on wow five, six,two, four, five, seven, zero,
six, one, three, that's it isn'tthat what I said?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I don't know.
I'll have to hear about thetape if that's it okay you owe
me sushi okay, so you could callthat number.
Uh, it'll go straight tovoicemail or text that number
you could.
I don't know tell us anythingyou want, always anonymous,
anonymous yeah, what we do is weplay it for you or read it over
(31:30):
the microphones, obviously, andsome people tell us crazy
stories, drama stories, parentstories, they tell us secrets
and we just talk about it and wehave a good time and laugh.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Yeah, yeah, and give you the best, because we're all
the same.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
We give you the best advice we could, which is
probably not the best advice,but yeah, if you want to call
that number or text that number,I think you guys should and
we'll talk about it 562-457-0613.
Yeah, we'll catch you on theflip-flop later.
Bye.
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