September 3, 2024 • 42 mins
Ding Dong! What happens when you decide to cleanse your body after a summer of indulgence, but end up face-to-face with your favorite pizza? Our three-day juice cleanse attempt was a comedy of errors, from our enthusiastic start to our pizza-induced end. We share every misstep, including the flu-like symptoms, grumpy moods, and our brave cousin's attempt to salvage the remaining juices. Trust us, this adventure is a rollercoaster you won't want to miss.
Is ghosting ever okay, or should every breakup come with closure? We tackle this tricky topic by sharing personal breakup stories and debating the merits of ghosting versus letting someone down easy. Whether it's a brief fling or a long-term relationship, we explore the emotional impacts on both sides and the best practices for ending things with respect. It's a heartfelt discussion that might just change the way you think about breakups.
And for some lighter fare, we chat about the underrated physical features that drive people wild, from freckles to the mysterious allure of back dimples. Our listeners chime in with their quirky preferences, and we dive into the latest celebrity gossip, including the brewing romance rumors between Doja Cat and Joseph Quinn of "Stranger Things". Finally, we wrap up with some casual banter about life's unpredictability, cultural quirks, and the joys of listener feedback. Join us for a mix of laughter, honesty, and engaging conversation!
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
Welcome back to All Tr.
No treats.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Look at us back here for the second week in a row
like we've said this before 10years down the line we're back
from our 53rd consecutive break,yeah probably more than that,
but we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, be proud of us guys.
We're the number onerelationship parenting podcast
and this is just real, realbehavior.
We see you, guys, every coupleweeks.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We're the number one biannual podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
That means our advice is pretty important, so you
guys better listen up.
But uh, yeah, we're happy to beback and uh, we've been
drinking all day.
Well, I have yeah you have andI'm excited, you know.
But sure, let's get into itsure.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
so we're gonna catch up First things first.
We tried to do a juice cleansethis week.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Emphasize tried.
It was rough.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So we had, like we said, a pretty busy summer with
a lot of traveling, so a lot oftakeout a lot of fast food, a
lot of fried foods, a lot oftakeout, a lot of fast food, a
lot of fried foods, a lot ofbuffets, everything snacks.
(01:53):
That's not you know healthyroad snacks?
Yes, yeah, a lot of cheetopuffs um.
So we decided that we weregoing to do a juice cleanse and
which was a great idea at thetime.
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean, inhindsight it still sounds
amazing.
Yeah, so we went to a certainplace that we've always gone to
for like acai bowls and stuff,and we got there.
(02:15):
We had a choice of one day, twoday or three day.
While I was choosing, I said Ithink we should do two day, and
someone here at this table, whowill not be named, said no,
let's do three day, let's dothree day I don't know why I
thought I was mentally preparedand physically for a three-day
(02:37):
juice fast we're not physicallyprepared for anything yeah, I
hate juice, I hate green juiceand I didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But it's six fucking juices a day and they're
gigantic.
I don't even drink two waterbottles a day and I had to force
myself to drink six.
It was terrible, it was not funat all and we're I'm talking
like we did the whole three daysokay.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So we did day one.
We timed our juices every twohours.
They were like green juices,like a cayenne lemonade, um,
another green juice, a detoxjuice, and by the end of day one
you came home and you justknocked out I was blown out,
felt like I got hit by a truckum, and then, you know, worked
(03:27):
on homework with the kids, didall our stuff, made dinner and
everything, and all of a suddenI felt sick, like not stomach
sick, but flu sick.
I started getting shills, Istarted getting like fever, like
flu symptoms, yeah.
And I told him I was like Ihave to go lay down.
(03:49):
I don't know what's going on,but I gotta go lay down.
And so I went, I laid in bed.
I had the shakes I hadeverything possible and I was
like this can't be it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
This is how I go out a juice cleanse.
This is how healthy people feelevery day.
This is why I don't do it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, 100%.
And then.
So the next day I woke up, Ifelt better.
I think I literally woke up inthe middle of the night sweating
it out.
But I felt better and we, justwe did day two up to Dude wait,
she did day two.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I drink so much liquid.
The first day I didn't drinkone juice.
The second I said I'm gonnastart tomorrow so I'll do a four
day, but the second day I'll,uh, skip the juices.
Anyway, she did all the juices.
I was pretty impressed becausethey were disgusting.
So we go to her cousin'sbirthday little dinner at a
(04:45):
pizza spot not too far from ourhouse and we're sitting there
and we're staying strong, youknow.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We're in it.
Everyone ate already.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Everyone's pigging out.
You know the kids are playinggames.
Everyone's full full of beer,full of pizza, full of salad.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
We're there with a styrofoam cup of water.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And there was two boxes of pizza and one box of
wings, one box of salad, and meand brianna just looked at each
other and we, we didn't evenhave to say anything and she
said yes, dude, we fucking quitthe the juice fast.
(05:23):
We got got like three pieces,two or three wings salad.
Dude, I drank two gallons ofranch right there.
I missed it so much.
Dude, we're disgusting humans.
No, we are.
And, to add, I spent like $350on these juices, so I didn't
even care.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's how desperate I was to get carbs in my belly
we're just not meant for thatlife, we're just not meant for
it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
No, we're meant for fucking ozempic and uh and a
gastric bypass, but we'll neverdo that either.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Fuck that no, I'm just meant chubby, chubby.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Life forever we're hoping one day we go to bed and
then we like pray before we goto bed and we wake up like super
skinny.
Well, you're pretty skinny.
You do it to be healthy.
I do it because I need to loseweight.
But um, it was hilarious.
We quit the fast and to youdoing the fast.
God bless you be with you hercousin.
(06:23):
By the way, her older cousincame by the next morning and he
picked up the rest of the juicesand he's doing a three-day fast
on his own yeah, he's like I'llfinish this, yeah forget that,
go ahead, dude.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That shit was fucking disgusting anyway, we're alive
and well we're alive and well ataco last night, ate a short rib
today.
Uh, we're going crazy I mean, Ihaven't gotten any flu-like
symptoms lately.
So me neither scam, scam juiceoh wait, first let's cheers to
(06:56):
um.
We want everyone to be healthy,all you, so you can stick with
us forever, but let's cheers tojust living the life that we
want and we need.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Which is hopefully degenerates together.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Cheers.
We're cheersing down here.
I mean, that's what it is,though.
Right, we're normal people.
Yeah, we don't do juicecleanses or fancy diet fads I
don't know if we're people younecessarily want to look up to
(07:37):
yeah, I was gonna say I don'tknow if we're people you
necessarily want in your life,but when you want to feel like a
normal person, come to us.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
We'll show you that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It doesn't take a lot of convincing for us to make
you make wrong decisions, butwe're here whenever Hit us up.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So the ZP list is working.
I put it up and you already gotpretty much 99% of it done,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
So the people who don't know is women ask their
significant other to do thingsand we wait a couple months
because that's like you have toput in a fucking work order.
You know it takes time for usto get to it invoice yeah, and
brianna started making this listwhere I need to just do it
because she wants me to and Idon't want to.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
But uh, I've been doing it yeah, there's just
things around the house thatneed to be done by someone other
than I, because I can't reachthese things.
So, um, they're very high upand I need someone tall to do it
yeah so that's a good tip.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
If you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or or
wife, make a list for them to do, and then they should do it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I think it helps.
I put like a little heart on it.
It helps for sure?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, it definitely helps, because I forget things
two seconds after you tell me todo it, and then having
something written down is prettynice.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, it's working out.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
And our last thing is , we came out with our first
reel we did our first like westarted a new trend we started a
new trend.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
It's called uh, get ready with us.
Like I don't think anyone'sever done it before.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
None of these influencers have ever done that.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
No, I'm just kidding we have talked about it a long
time ago, though, to do a getready with this real, because
she dresses pretty good and Idress like shit every single day
and she's like let's getdressed one day and we've talked
about this, but I always say,like let's be fancier, like
let's yeah, there's a coupletimes where we could have.
(09:40):
But I'm like, oh, just wait,wait.
But my best bud got married innorthern ireland and we had like
a suit and a dress and we justdid it.
So if you want to see us in ourunderpants for a couple seconds
, go check it out.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
We get ready and uh but be kind, that's our first
one we're looking spiffy, youknow and that was before our
juice cleanse.
So my jacket was a little tight, so my chins are all coming out
.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
We did it though it has over a thousand views on a
couple of our platforms, sowe're pretty stoked.
Like it or hate it.
Watch it.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
We did it, yeah, okay .
So I do have a quick question.
We talked about this before andwe said we wanted to bring it
up.
You know, we drive throughplaces every once in a while,
uh-huh, and we've talked aboutthis who has better service,
chick-fil-a or In-N-Out?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Damn, that's a tough question.
That's what you said when Iasked you the first time.
That's a kid or kid question.
Uh, champ, always ask us whatdo you like better, this or this
?
But um, I'd say in and out youthink they have better service?
Yeah, I think chick-fil-athey're pretty nice, but in and
out is like if you're the 50thperson in line.
(11:04):
They're like there and they'resuper sweet to you, no matter
what you order.
I order some pretty gnarlythings sometimes and they're
super nice the whole way.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
When you pull up to chick-fil-a they're nice there,
but they make these fuckers atin and out walk half a mile down
the road to take your orderchick-fil-a does too no, not not
when I've been there but youknow what chick-fil-a they also
have those little if it'sraining or like they wear like a
I don't even know what it islike it's like a big tent over
them.
Have you ever seen that?
No they're like standing thereand like I'm gonna have to find
(11:36):
a picture of it.
It's like an, a personable,easy up, personal, easy really
yeah they're standing there init like, like in the rain or in
the sun.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Maybe I'm not experienced in Chick-fil-A that
much because I choose in anoriginal time.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I choose Cane's, but I don't think Cane's has.
They're not known for theirgreat what do you think is nicer
?
I think Chick-fil-A, I thinkthey have a lot of manners.
You know they're supposed to.
Manners, you know they'resupposed to.
We all hear they're supposed torespond to you in a certain way
interesting.
So we'll see, maybe we'll askour, maybe we'll go after this,
no, I already told you I wanttaco bell, taco bell, taco bell
(12:19):
okay, so our topic for today isletting them down easy
Heartbreakers.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Where you at.
Where's the heartbreakers?
I don't know.
You're a heartbreaker, not I.
You broke a couple hearts inhigh school.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Did I no, probably broke my own heart waiting for
Gerard.
Way.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Okay, so we did some polls Our.
Our first question was have youever been or had to let someone
down easy?
100 of people said yes, itsucks damn 100 zero percent said
no, but I want to know thecheese man.
Is there a right way to tellsomeone you're not into it?
(13:04):
22% said duh, you've got totiptoe around their feelings.
78% said nah, just get it done.
And 0% said still waiting forthe stories and chisme.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I think you got to get it done, but you definitely
have to be what's the word, Idon't know vulnerable or Tactful
.
Yeah, tactful, yeah, notvulnerable.
They have, they're vulnerable.
You have to be like, like afucking marine battling I mean,
when you said tactful, I thoughtof a motherfucker raising a m4,
(13:39):
shooting for some reason andshooting what shooting?
The bad thoughts shooting thefeelings down, dog.
I don't know why I thought that.
But yeah, you definitely haveto tiptoe, you have to get it
done, you know quick agreed.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Would you stay friends with someone after
letting them down easy or beinglet down easy?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I think people do, but I don't.
You should.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I don't ever think you should be friends with exes.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But 38% said yes, I can move forward, no problem.
62% said no, it ends there.
So I'd be part of the 62%.
And then we asked people tosend us their letting down easy
stories.
Someone said nowadays you meetpeople and it's this on the
regular.
(14:28):
Lol, no one says anything, itjust is.
So I think that's the new, likedating life yeah, for sure um,
someone said never let them downeasy.
But lately I've beenunfriending people and just
telling them straight to the thepoint I like it.
Cutthroat, I like it.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
You know you got to do what works out for you best.
Yeah, last one is I've alwaysjust slowly stopped talking to
them, too scared to end itstraight up, lol, something.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'd do.
Yeah, it's weird, you know, Ithink when you're younger it's
weird, you know, I think whenyou're younger it's weird to end
it with for me anyway.
Uh, I don't know, it's fucking,it sucks to be on that.
Uh, end of the stick.
You know, but you definitelyshould end it quickly and like
be straightforward, you knowyeah, that's part of why we
(15:18):
chose this topic is because youknow it's.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
it's a thing we all know about ghosting and it's
better to just let someone down,as uneasy as it is.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Let them down easy, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, I feel like if you get Move on.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
When you get older, then you should tell them.
You should tell them straightup all the time, but when you
get older it should be like youneed to, because you shouldn't
waste anybody's time, you know Ithink even when we're young,
like why, what's the?
Point, because you're young anddumb and full of cum.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I don't think that's a cloudy judgment, okay, um so,
like I said, we've talked aboutghosting.
Although it can seem like theeasy way out, it doesn't work
for both parties involved that'strue because sometimes, um,
people get hurt and even if youdon't feel a need to continue a
(16:15):
relationship with them, there'sgot to be a more amicable way,
okay, so what are some reasonsfor letting someone down easy?
You're not attracted to them,there's no connection, uh, you
feel like you're better off asfriends, or you just want
something more casual in yourdating life?
(16:36):
Um, are there any?
Do you have any reasons for notletting someone down easy, like
why you would just because?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
and boot it because I'm a bitch and I hate making
people feel sad, so I justslowly stop responding that
makes them feel more sad no, Ithink it makes them get the hint
like, oh shit, they're kind oflike not responding as much and
this is how we know you're not agirl seems like they're not
interested.
So I think, yeah that, yeahthat.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Not even a girl.
I feel like there's both sideswhere if you start ghosting
someone like that, they justthey get sad.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I don't know, People need that closure sometimes not
all the time.
Just move on, man, you get thehint.
I mean now I would obviously,but what do you, would you?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
give me.
I probably send them avoicemail of that and they'd be
like oh, thank god she's gone.
Hey, man I don't know if thisis working okay, so here are
some things about letting themdown easy.
Don't wait too long I agree whenyou know you know, I hate that.
(17:50):
But when you know you know,okay.
So it's a normal part of datingand it's definitely nothing to
be ashamed of.
But the kindest thing you cando for both parties involved is
to let the other person knowyou're not into it.
So like, don't, once you getthe feeling, don't prolong it
and make more memories with them.
Make them you know like youeven more.
(18:12):
Make things worse, harder toget rid of.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Some false hope there yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Once you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, I think time is time and truth truth and time
tell all.
But yeah, telling them as soonas you know is, I think, the
most responsible thing.
You don't want to lead someoneon for too long when you know
your head's not in the game.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You know that's just unfair, I think yeah, um, I
remember talking to a friend onetime what's his name?
no, I was talking to agirlfriend but it was about a
guy that I was hanging out withand, uh, I remember talking to
her and I just remember beinglike, oh, I don't really know
(18:53):
how I feel about him anymore,like I just wasn't into it
anymore.
And um, she was and I was like,like, look at that guy, like
that guy's cute and she was likeyou know what she was like.
The fact that you say that liketells me that you need to break
it off.
Yeah you should break it offand it's true.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
What guy was it?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
it was just a guy from school the college guy we
weren't even like.
No, we weren't even likeanything.
We're just kind of talking alittle bit.
Um, they got you hooked up alittle bit.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh my gosh, your head just did like a full 90 degree
angle he just came alive whatwas it that you didn't like
about the guy anymore it wasn'tdidn't like him anymore, it's
just I didn't feel it.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I didn't feel the spark anymore, like I didn't you
know?
When you know, you know, sure.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
So that's it, don't prolong it you should take it
for what it was and be like damn, she hooked me up.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I'm done I mean did I , did I not?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't know, we'll see will we we'll out about it
later, I know.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
As soon as I say it, he's going to be like who was he
Just kidding?
Okay.
So I also read a lot about howyou should do it.
I read on websites call text isokay.
I read a few times that inperson is how it should always
be, but I think it depends ondifferent variables.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, definitely 100% .
But if it's like normal, if youguys are cool with each other
and you shoot a text like hey,it's not working, that's a
fucking asshole move, at leasttell them in person so you think
in person, then yeah, alwaysnot always.
If you guys are cool, you knowif things are okay between you
guys.
But if it gets kind of rocky orit's like getting a little
(20:38):
weird, if someone's getting alittle crazy or something, it's
be like, hey, I'm out this bitch, sorry.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
On to the next you know I'm out of you bitch but
yeah, you definitely should, uhand every everything.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
There's variables, but yeah, if it's okay, you
should do it in person yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
So I have the length of your talking dating matters.
As a variable.
I also have how far you've gonetogether, so like sexually or
in a relationship, like meetingfriends, meeting family, like
you know, going over their house.
Obviously, if you've gone thatfar, then you can't just call
them or text them like 100.
You need a little more, put alittle more effort in, okay.
(21:25):
Next one is when it happens,you need to be ready to talk to
them about it and have them andshow them that their feelings
are valid.
Okay, because people will have areaction to it, you know 100
they've invested stuff and yougotta be ready to hear it, um,
so you don't owe any moreexplanation or time than you
(21:46):
feel like giving.
But if the other personexpresses different emotions,
like sadness or frustration, um,you should be able to let them
know that their feelings arevalid.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So if you're comfortable with it, even just
saying something like Iunderstand how you're feeling,
or I understand yourdisappointment, or yeah, why are
you smiling like that?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Because that's insane , that's crazy.
I never would see myself doingthat, but that's true.
You should be able to do that.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
So you think people should do it, but you won't do
it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Heck, no, heck no, heck, no, I'm on that fucking
2008 mindset.
Just slowly stop talking tothem.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Don't look at me like that 2008?
Okay, Tom.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, well, I mean, I don't know, maybe now I would
tell them that, but I I'm just,I was used to doing that oh
sorry not in like a bad way, I'mjust I don't know I was scared
to.
I was a baby, but you shoulddon't, okay.
(22:53):
What else should you tell them?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
go okay.
The next thing is to be honestand don't make promises you
can't keep yeah so be directabout why you're having this
conversation with them, and it'sreally hard, um, it's really
hard for people who are peoplepleasers, like us.
Apparently, I didn't know youwere such a people pleaser what
do you mean?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
how?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
so I didn't know that you were so afraid to talk
about your feelings with someone, in fear of that doesn't mean
I'm a people pleaser, it's justI'd rather.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I don't know, I guess I feel weird doing that to
someone.
It sucks.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, so obviously don't be like brutally honest.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Like don't crush.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It should be quick, to the point.
Hey, this isn't working.
Uh, whatever you know, I would.
Maybe, if we were dating otherpeople, I would tell them for
sure.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Next, oh so on, obviously like no, um, we should
still be friends or we'll stillhang out yeah, that's weird,
we'll see each other later.
Like none of that.
If you don't mean it, if youreally won't put the time and
effort in.
Don't say that.
Don't give them false hope.
You know.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Okay, last one.
If you're letting them go, letthem go.
Are you reading my computer?
I'm I'm listening to you sopart of letting someone down
easy means having the courage tolet them go yeah yeah, um
playing games sorry if you hearkids in the back.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
They're in the room fucking wrestling.
Yeah, oh, there's a dog barking.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
We love that everyone is alive and well the tree's
here again oh no, look at thisone, um.
So don't play any games aboutstaying in contact.
Yeah, meeting up or evenhooking up, because that'll mess
(24:59):
with their head and for sure,even sometimes your own, yeah,
yeah I think mess with theirhead more.
But yeah, yeah, definitely more, but if you're trying to let
someone go and you're stillseeing them, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That's rude.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, yeah, for sure sure You're not giving them
their chance to be free.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Go, fly, be free Be free.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Okay, so here are some things you can say.
I really enjoyed meeting you,but I just didn't feel the
chemistry I'm looking for.
I wish you luck in your search,though my intonation was off.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I appreciate you for your time, but I didn't really
feel a connection.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Thank you for the fun date, but I'm not feeling a
romantic connection.
Or it was great meeting you,but I don't feel a spark.
So a lot of things are honest,like to the point yeah and
polite and have, like, a reasonfor why sure not just like I
don't want to see you anymore Idefinitely think the last two
(26:07):
were better than the first ones.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
You don't want it to be robotic, you want it to be
natural, you know I do think thefirst one is very like.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I think you couldn think you couldn't even read it.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That's how robotic it was.
I really enjoyed meeting you,you almost said fucking bleep,
bleep.
You almost fucking turned offat the end.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I malfunctioned, yeah , but the last two yeah, hey,
I'm really not feeling it.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I mean, I think you're a good friend and that's
it, move forward.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
That's it, so let them down.
If you're in this situation, berespectful, let them down Easy,
just tell them why and thenthat's it.
Leave it be.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Dude dating sucks.
Dating fucking sucks,Especially if you're as ugly as
me.
Dude, if we broke up.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Have you tried lately ?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
And I would fucking date someone.
Dude, I'd struggle, I'dprobably struggle 100%.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Oh, I would not date at all.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
You don't have to.
Guys would be fucking flockingto your ass, oh please.
I'd have to pull out like dude.
I was like I used to be thefunniest guy in the world and I
think I just have to dig in thattreasure chest, you know, dust
off the cobwebs, that treasurechest, you know dust off the
cobweb.
Oh, dig real hard girls, likefunny, you know, and I'm
naturally okay, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just
(27:31):
joking.
It'd definitely be hard.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, no, if for me to do we always have this
conversation, don't we not?
Always we're almost there, hey,when we break up counting down
the days.
See you on the other side.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
We don't have a day planner, we do that's not with
you, though it'd be hard as fuck.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I could never, I'd just be, I'd be like a spinster
knitting my, my knitting my knitcaps and read my books.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I'd be living in my sprinter van playing call of
duty and I'd be eating fast food, not thinking about juicing at
all I don't think it was everyfast food I'd hit all the
fucking carl juniors in theunited states um.
Dating sounds like it's nobueno, especially now we're all
old as fuck, you know and ifyou're not pretty, then it
(28:30):
fucking sucks for you more well,there's someone out there for
everyone yeah, I mean, I'mspeaking on personal experience
looks I think you have goodlooks oh, thanks bud, that's
cute.
Okay, why is your nose gettingbigger?
I'm hot, I'm actually reallyhot, okay.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
So next is our ask, men, and it is what is an
underrated physical feature thatmakes you go crazy?
Do you want to hear them first?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
or do you want to answer?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
no, let's hear first, okay, honestly posture for me,
oh no and I don't meannecessarily good posture, just
different people can pull offdifferent stances, if that makes
(29:31):
sense.
Someone answered is it actuallyyou're right?
This is attractive.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I've never thought about this till now I think
they're talking about presence,more presence, yeah, like oh,
like you walk into a room, youlight up the room.
That guy's fucking killing itright there.
That's not me either.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, when a guy reach for something and you can
see his muscles along the ribscontracting and shifting, it
does stuff to me.
I don't know about that.
I don't know, I don't.
I'm not a big rib person,barbecue or.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Males.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, the side of a woman's neck, just where males.
Yeah, the side of a woman'sneck, just where it meets the
shoulder and someone replied areyou a vampire, a defined
collarbone?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I don't care about that no, there are.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
It's like it's called , like the decolletage nice.
It looks very nice.
I wouldn't know because I don'thave one, but good legs.
Maybe it's just me, but that'sthe first thing I look at.
They are my kryptonite.
You could be flat chested andhave a small bum for all I care,
as long as you've got a nicepair of getaway sticks, you've
got my attention.
For me, two spots the neck andthe spot where a woman's ass
(30:41):
meets the thigh, the inner part.
I don't know why, but I lovethat spot.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
The fucking portal of light, the portal of the next
universe.
When a girl's legs are justtogether and they have the hole
right below the crotch, I don'tknow.
You do know because you havethat.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I don't look for that I do?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I'm trying to jump in that bitch.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Like a jumper Large and or distinguished noses.
I've always hated noses.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Someone said as a girl with a big nose.
This makes me so happy.
Oh bitch, no one trying to lookat your fucking nose dog, this
person is?
She wrote that shit herself.
Why are they the same names?
Is this why you're replying toyourself?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
So what's an underrated physical feature that
makes you go crazy?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm really into the back dimples.
They're fucking super sexy.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Is that underrated?
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
It's underrated.
No one talks about it.
People talk about it, butthat's nice.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I remember back then People used to get them pierced.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
That's weird.
I've never seen that before.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, they used to get like Little dermals in them.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yeah.
The back dimples are Damn.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
What about you?
You know, you know.
Why are you sweating?
Because I got hot thinkingabout it.
The back why are both of oursthe same?
Mine is upper, yours is lower.
What about the back?
I love a big back.
The back why are both of oursthe same?
Mine is upper, yours is lower.
What about the back?
(32:29):
I love a big back.
Do you really?
I really do, dude.
I have a gigantic back.
I mean hello.
Is that why you love me?
I love you.
Is that why?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
you get mad at me when I say rub me Because you
have to do twice the work.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I just want to be on a mire from afar.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
You have to use two hands at once to rub my whole
back that's hilarious that's agood one.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, that's funny well, it'd be cool to hear what
other people underrated is thecool part like things you don't
think of yeah, for sure I wasgonna say the feet, but then I'm
like damn, every guy likes feet, pretty much or like freckles.
Is that underrated, like I like?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
yeah, that's underrated.
Yeah, that is no one reallytalks about that hands I love
your hands heads and shoulders,knees and toes.
Knees and toes I love what yourhands can do okay, okay, anyway,
and so last it's been a whilehot gossip, hot gosling you know
(33:36):
we love, we love a hot gosling,we love gossip when it doesn't
have to do with us, it doesn'thave to do with everybody else
okay, joseph Quinn and Doja catare reportedly dating I have no
idea who that guy is rememberwhen the last season came out,
(33:56):
doja quinn slid into doja quinn,I mean I don't talk about
Speaker 3 (34:02):
them a lot doja cat slid into one of the little
boys' DMs asking if he had likea social media or something, and
then he posted it and she cameout and was like he's a snake
and they're dating now, they'redating now.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
So he's not a snake.
No, she wanted his snake.
She always wanted Joseph'sQuentin snake.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
But he was eddie.
I think his name was eddie andwhat in stranger things.
Remember, with the long hair,the metal head, the white guy,
the one that spoiler alert ifyou haven't seen it, don't
listen he died.
He's the one that died what'sher name's brother?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
no, no the girl who's flying's brother no, that was a
different guy.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
This was the guy who's the metalhead.
He ran the like dungeons anddragons um club.
He had curly hair.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
He was this guy, holy shit, this guy, yeah, that
guy's not even good looking.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh, dude, that's crazy he's dating her.
So she watched it and,apparently, like d, dmed one of
the other cast members.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, I remember that , and then there was drama.
That was a long time ago, yeah,he showed it, and now
apparently they're together.
Wait, he died.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
He died in the end.
Remember he was playing theMetallica song.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh shit, and all the little bat things came and bit
him.
Dude, I'm sad now.
I loved his character he wasthe best.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
We all want, the one person, the one person.
We always love him he died thebrother of the girl who flies up
.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
He died.
Then the fucking stoner dudewith the long hair.
They didn't even invite him tothe new season oh, I liked him.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I think he plays the same character at every show.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah, that sucks, though.
I wish they called him back.
He made the the series he madeit really good him him and the,
the stoner dude yeah, they werethe best part yeah, for sure 100
damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
They're dating, so they're dating now.
Reported doja cat owes everyonean apology especially that one
boy yeah, I agree okay, and thelast one is pictures of ben
affleck.
Oh, actually not the last one.
Pictures of ben affleck oh,actually not the last one.
Pictures of Ben Affleck haverecently come out of him looking
very happy retrieving food fromhis LA rental and everyone's
(36:17):
like I've missed that smile.
I haven't seen that smile.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Dude, if you're Ben Affleck's friend and didn't tell
him help him, you're a fuckingidiot for dating J-Lo.
Then you're not his real friend.
I think I did.
Everyone knew that was going tohappen.
Obviously she's fuckingdelusional from life, thinking
that it's 20 years ago and shewas this popular.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
She's still Jenny from the block.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
She's still drinking her orange drink, she's never
from the fucking block.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
She's still got an orange drink on her that's crazy
dude, see it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
My favorite is like what's one thing people from new
york say?
And she looked at the cameraand said fuck you gosh what are?
You talking about?
I heard nobody showed up to herconcerts and they dropped the
tickets as low as $8 a ticket.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
I wouldn't go.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Dude, she's falsified , she's fake, Fake as fuck.
I'm more New Yorker than her.
Get the fuck out of here,though.
Well, there's reportedlypictures of him without her I've
seen a couple, actually he'ssmiling he was with one was with
jennifer garner and they wereboth like giddy, you know, like
(37:35):
little kids, and he's free,hopefully he ends up back with
her.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Actually.
No, she's in a happyrelationship now oh good, fuck
him.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Uh funny story is one of my homies, old homies.
He works on appliances.
He's been doing it for a longtime and he works for a company
and they go all over and heknocks on this super big ass
fucking house.
One day jennifer garner opensup the door.
It's her house and herrefrigerator.
So I'm sure he's working on andhe's like dude, she was so nice,
(38:05):
she offered me a fuckingsandwich and I told or some shit
he's working on.
And he's like dude, she was sonice, she offered me a fucking
sandwich and I told her no, andhe's like I regret it till this
day.
I wish she made me a sandwichshe was.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
She makes like organic purees for babies and I
was like what did you fix?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
or what he's like dude it was like her heart.
It was like a fifteen thousanddollar fridge.
He's like get a fucking twohundred dollar whirlpool dude.
It's better than the one Iworked on, but that's cool, huh
yeah I mean, I feel like that'swhat I would expect from
jennifer garner yeah, she seemsnice.
She's a sweet girl, for sureshe's 13, going on 30 always.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Last thing is I almost said this to you, I think
it's old, but I want to talk toyou about it asap rocky has
refused to hire a babysitter forhis kids.
He says he didn't wait 35 yearsto have children just to hire
someone to look after them thehomies tripping dog.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
The homies tripping straight up.
Hire a nanny bitch, go make newmusic rihanna make oh no,
remake new music?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
okay.
Well, they need a babysitterthen?
No, because that's him.
He wants to take care of themwhile she is doing her stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
What's he trying?
To be A good dad or something?
Come on, get a fucking nannyand go record new music.
Both of you.
What are you guys doing?
Save the fucking world.
Do you see where we're at?
Yeah, we're struggling out hereFucking.
Make some new music.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
It's.
All the world needs is your newmusic.
It's Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Okay, don't, then I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I said Riri.
No, no, no, I said Riri.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Raise your babies Happily ever after.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Ew Go for it.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
What do I tell you?
I say if we ever have anotherbaby, baby no, we're not
starting this I am not raisingthis next baby.
I can't.
I'm hiring someone full time tohelp you raise the baby, but
there's no more and I said nomore baby raising it was our
actions that led to this baby.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
So if you and we even just had this conversation
where I said, hey, I think in afew years you need to get
retested to make sure that yourvasectomy is still working,
you're like no.
I'm never going to do that, no,and I said I think you should,
because it does fix itself.
Things happen where people getvasectomies and all of a sudden
their wives get pregnant again.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
If it happens, it's not my fault, so I'm not doing
it, no, no.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
That's why I said you should go get tested.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I did this for a reason, and if it doesn't work,
it's not my fault.
I'm a victim.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
That's why I said you should go get retested.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I'm a victim.
I'm a victim in all this.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I'm going to be a victim of something else.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
You heard it here first.
You guys know who who did itturn her in?
Yeah j-lo.
Anyway, is that it?
Yeah, that's it.
Good, that's it.
I have a headache.
I drank fucking 14 beersalready today and my head's
(41:05):
hurting oh gosh, that's none ofour faults it's your fault.
You've been offering to bringthem all fucking hot oh yeah
hate when you offer, because I'mlike, damn, that's so hot.
She offers me beers.
I'm like I have to take them.
So now I'm 14 beers in andwe're going out tonight and I
don't know what's gonna tohappen.
I don't know what's going tohappen?
(41:25):
Yeah, maybe I'll be a victim.
I can't even speak.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah, you can't even speak.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
So let's, oh shit, drop this up, player your eyes
are like more than halfwayclosed.
Well, asians have small eyes.
What?
I'm not saying anything bad.
Why are you inhaling like that?
The kids are getting rowdy, youhear them over there.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Oh no, Where's the dog?
He's silent.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Dog outside fighting possums and shit.
Anyway, we appreciate you guystuning in.
We had some love shown on thelast episode and the reel that
we posted, which was super dope.
We hope to see you from here onout, so we'll catch you on the
flip-flop later.
Bye.
Bye.
Welcome back to All Tr.
No treats.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Look at us back here for the second week in a row
like we've said this before 10years down the line we're back
from our 53rd consecutive break,yeah probably more than that,
but we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, be proud of us guys.
We're the number onerelationship parenting podcast
and this is just real, realbehavior.
We see you, guys, every coupleweeks.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We're the number one biannual podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
That means our advice is pretty important, so you
guys better listen up.
But uh, yeah, we're happy to beback and uh, we've been
drinking all day.
Well, I have yeah you have andI'm excited, you know.
But sure, let's get into itsure.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
so we're gonna catch up First things first.
We tried to do a juice cleansethis week.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Emphasize tried.
It was rough.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So we had, like we said, a pretty busy summer with
a lot of traveling, so a lot oftakeout a lot of fast food, a
lot of fried foods, a lot oftakeout, a lot of fast food, a
lot of fried foods, a lot ofbuffets, everything snacks.
(01:53):
That's not you know healthyroad snacks?
Yes, yeah, a lot of cheetopuffs um.
So we decided that we weregoing to do a juice cleanse and
which was a great idea at thetime.
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean, inhindsight it still sounds
amazing.
Yeah, so we went to a certainplace that we've always gone to
for like acai bowls and stuff,and we got there.
(02:15):
We had a choice of one day, twoday or three day.
While I was choosing, I said Ithink we should do two day, and
someone here at this table, whowill not be named, said no,
let's do three day, let's dothree day I don't know why I
thought I was mentally preparedand physically for a three-day
(02:37):
juice fast we're not physicallyprepared for anything yeah, I
hate juice, I hate green juiceand I didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But it's six fucking juices a day and they're
gigantic.
I don't even drink two waterbottles a day and I had to force
myself to drink six.
It was terrible, it was not funat all and we're I'm talking
like we did the whole three daysokay.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So we did day one.
We timed our juices every twohours.
They were like green juices,like a cayenne lemonade, um,
another green juice, a detoxjuice, and by the end of day one
you came home and you justknocked out I was blown out,
felt like I got hit by a truckum, and then, you know, worked
(03:27):
on homework with the kids, didall our stuff, made dinner and
everything, and all of a suddenI felt sick, like not stomach
sick, but flu sick.
I started getting shills, Istarted getting like fever, like
flu symptoms, yeah.
And I told him I was like Ihave to go lay down.
(03:49):
I don't know what's going on,but I gotta go lay down.
And so I went, I laid in bed.
I had the shakes I hadeverything possible and I was
like this can't be it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
This is how I go out a juice cleanse.
This is how healthy people feelevery day.
This is why I don't do it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, 100%.
And then.
So the next day I woke up, Ifelt better.
I think I literally woke up inthe middle of the night sweating
it out.
But I felt better and we, justwe did day two up to Dude wait,
she did day two.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I drink so much liquid.
The first day I didn't drinkone juice.
The second I said I'm gonnastart tomorrow so I'll do a four
day, but the second day I'll,uh, skip the juices.
Anyway, she did all the juices.
I was pretty impressed becausethey were disgusting.
So we go to her cousin'sbirthday little dinner at a
(04:45):
pizza spot not too far from ourhouse and we're sitting there
and we're staying strong, youknow.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We're in it.
Everyone ate already.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Everyone's pigging out.
You know the kids are playinggames.
Everyone's full full of beer,full of pizza, full of salad.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
We're there with a styrofoam cup of water.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And there was two boxes of pizza and one box of
wings, one box of salad, and meand brianna just looked at each
other and we, we didn't evenhave to say anything and she
said yes, dude, we fucking quitthe the juice fast.
(05:23):
We got got like three pieces,two or three wings salad.
Dude, I drank two gallons ofranch right there.
I missed it so much.
Dude, we're disgusting humans.
No, we are.
And, to add, I spent like $350on these juices, so I didn't
even care.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's how desperate I was to get carbs in my belly
we're just not meant for thatlife, we're just not meant for
it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
No, we're meant for fucking ozempic and uh and a
gastric bypass, but we'll neverdo that either.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Fuck that no, I'm just meant chubby, chubby.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Life forever we're hoping one day we go to bed and
then we like pray before we goto bed and we wake up like super
skinny.
Well, you're pretty skinny.
You do it to be healthy.
I do it because I need to loseweight.
But um, it was hilarious.
We quit the fast and to youdoing the fast.
God bless you be with you hercousin.
(06:23):
By the way, her older cousincame by the next morning and he
picked up the rest of the juicesand he's doing a three-day fast
on his own yeah, he's like I'llfinish this, yeah forget that,
go ahead, dude.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That shit was fucking disgusting anyway, we're alive
and well we're alive and well ataco last night, ate a short rib
today.
Uh, we're going crazy I mean, Ihaven't gotten any flu-like
symptoms lately.
So me neither scam, scam juiceoh wait, first let's cheers to
(06:56):
um.
We want everyone to be healthy,all you, so you can stick with
us forever, but let's cheers tojust living the life that we
want and we need.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Which is hopefully degenerates together.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Cheers.
We're cheersing down here.
I mean, that's what it is,though.
Right, we're normal people.
Yeah, we don't do juicecleanses or fancy diet fads I
don't know if we're people younecessarily want to look up to
(07:37):
yeah, I was gonna say I don'tknow if we're people you
necessarily want in your life,but when you want to feel like a
normal person, come to us.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
We'll show you that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It doesn't take a lot of convincing for us to make
you make wrong decisions, butwe're here whenever Hit us up.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So the ZP list is working.
I put it up and you already gotpretty much 99% of it done,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
So the people who don't know is women ask their
significant other to do thingsand we wait a couple months
because that's like you have toput in a fucking work order.
You know it takes time for usto get to it invoice yeah, and
brianna started making this listwhere I need to just do it
because she wants me to and Idon't want to.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
But uh, I've been doing it yeah, there's just
things around the house thatneed to be done by someone other
than I, because I can't reachthese things.
So, um, they're very high upand I need someone tall to do it
yeah so that's a good tip.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
If you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or or
wife, make a list for them to do, and then they should do it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I think it helps.
I put like a little heart on it.
It helps for sure?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, it definitely helps, because I forget things
two seconds after you tell me todo it, and then having
something written down is prettynice.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, it's working out.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
And our last thing is , we came out with our first
reel we did our first like westarted a new trend we started a
new trend.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
It's called uh, get ready with us.
Like I don't think anyone'sever done it before.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
None of these influencers have ever done that.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
No, I'm just kidding we have talked about it a long
time ago, though, to do a getready with this real, because
she dresses pretty good and Idress like shit every single day
and she's like let's getdressed one day and we've talked
about this, but I always say,like let's be fancier, like
let's yeah, there's a coupletimes where we could have.
(09:40):
But I'm like, oh, just wait,wait.
But my best bud got married innorthern ireland and we had like
a suit and a dress and we justdid it.
So if you want to see us in ourunderpants for a couple seconds
, go check it out.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
We get ready and uh but be kind, that's our first
one we're looking spiffy, youknow and that was before our
juice cleanse.
So my jacket was a little tight, so my chins are all coming out
.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
We did it though it has over a thousand views on a
couple of our platforms, sowe're pretty stoked.
Like it or hate it.
Watch it.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
We did it, yeah, okay .
So I do have a quick question.
We talked about this before andwe said we wanted to bring it
up.
You know, we drive throughplaces every once in a while,
uh-huh, and we've talked aboutthis who has better service,
chick-fil-a or In-N-Out?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Damn, that's a tough question.
That's what you said when Iasked you the first time.
That's a kid or kid question.
Uh, champ, always ask us whatdo you like better, this or this
?
But um, I'd say in and out youthink they have better service?
Yeah, I think chick-fil-athey're pretty nice, but in and
out is like if you're the 50thperson in line.
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They're like there and they'resuper sweet to you, no matter
what you order.
I order some pretty gnarlythings sometimes and they're
super nice the whole way.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
When you pull up to chick-fil-a they're nice there,
but they make these fuckers atin and out walk half a mile down
the road to take your orderchick-fil-a does too no, not not
when I've been there but youknow what chick-fil-a they also
have those little if it'sraining or like they wear like a
I don't even know what it islike it's like a big tent over
them.
Have you ever seen that?
No they're like standing thereand like I'm gonna have to find
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a picture of it.
It's like an, a personable,easy up, personal, easy really
yeah they're standing there init like, like in the rain or in
the sun.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Maybe I'm not experienced in Chick-fil-A that
much because I choose in anoriginal time.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I choose Cane's, but I don't think Cane's has.
They're not known for theirgreat what do you think is nicer
?
I think Chick-fil-A, I thinkthey have a lot of manners.
You know they're supposed to.
Manners, you know they'resupposed to.
We all hear they're supposed torespond to you in a certain way
interesting.
So we'll see, maybe we'll askour, maybe we'll go after this,
no, I already told you I wanttaco bell, taco bell, taco bell
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okay, so our topic for today isletting them down easy
Heartbreakers.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Where you at.
Where's the heartbreakers?
I don't know.
You're a heartbreaker, not I.
You broke a couple hearts inhigh school.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Did I no, probably broke my own heart waiting for
Gerard.
Way.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Okay, so we did some polls Our.
Our first question was have youever been or had to let someone
down easy?
100 of people said yes, itsucks damn 100 zero percent said
no, but I want to know thecheese man.
Is there a right way to tellsomeone you're not into it?
(13:04):
22% said duh, you've got totiptoe around their feelings.
78% said nah, just get it done.
And 0% said still waiting forthe stories and chisme.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I think you got to get it done, but you definitely
have to be what's the word, Idon't know vulnerable or Tactful
.
Yeah, tactful, yeah, notvulnerable.
They have, they're vulnerable.
You have to be like, like afucking marine battling I mean,
when you said tactful, I thoughtof a motherfucker raising a m4,
(13:39):
shooting for some reason andshooting what shooting?
The bad thoughts shooting thefeelings down, dog.
I don't know why I thought that.
But yeah, you definitely haveto tiptoe, you have to get it
done, you know quick agreed.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Would you stay friends with someone after
letting them down easy or beinglet down easy?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I think people do, but I don't.
You should.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I don't ever think you should be friends with exes.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But 38% said yes, I can move forward, no problem.
62% said no, it ends there.
So I'd be part of the 62%.
And then we asked people tosend us their letting down easy
stories.
Someone said nowadays you meetpeople and it's this on the
regular.
(14:28):
Lol, no one says anything, itjust is.
So I think that's the new, likedating life yeah, for sure um,
someone said never let them downeasy.
But lately I've beenunfriending people and just
telling them straight to the thepoint I like it.
Cutthroat, I like it.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
You know you got to do what works out for you best.
Yeah, last one is I've alwaysjust slowly stopped talking to
them, too scared to end itstraight up, lol, something.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'd do.
Yeah, it's weird, you know, Ithink when you're younger it's
weird, you know, I think whenyou're younger it's weird to end
it with for me anyway.
Uh, I don't know, it's fucking,it sucks to be on that.
Uh, end of the stick.
You know, but you definitelyshould end it quickly and like
be straightforward, you knowyeah, that's part of why we
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chose this topic is because youknow it's.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
it's a thing we all know about ghosting and it's
better to just let someone down,as uneasy as it is.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Let them down easy, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, I feel like if you get Move on.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
When you get older, then you should tell them.
You should tell them straightup all the time, but when you
get older it should be like youneed to, because you shouldn't
waste anybody's time, you know Ithink even when we're young,
like why, what's the?
Point, because you're young anddumb and full of cum.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I don't think that's a cloudy judgment, okay, um so,
like I said, we've talked aboutghosting.
Although it can seem like theeasy way out, it doesn't work
for both parties involved that'strue because sometimes, um,
people get hurt and even if youdon't feel a need to continue a
(16:15):
relationship with them, there'sgot to be a more amicable way,
okay, so what are some reasonsfor letting someone down easy?
You're not attracted to them,there's no connection, uh, you
feel like you're better off asfriends, or you just want
something more casual in yourdating life?
(16:36):
Um, are there any?
Do you have any reasons for notletting someone down easy, like
why you would just because?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
and boot it because I'm a bitch and I hate making
people feel sad, so I justslowly stop responding that
makes them feel more sad no, Ithink it makes them get the hint
like, oh shit, they're kind oflike not responding as much and
this is how we know you're not agirl seems like they're not
interested.
So I think, yeah that, yeahthat.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Not even a girl.
I feel like there's both sideswhere if you start ghosting
someone like that, they justthey get sad.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I don't know, People need that closure sometimes not
all the time.
Just move on, man, you get thehint.
I mean now I would obviously,but what do you, would you?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
give me.
I probably send them avoicemail of that and they'd be
like oh, thank god she's gone.
Hey, man I don't know if thisis working okay, so here are
some things about letting themdown easy.
Don't wait too long I agree whenyou know you know, I hate that.
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But when you know you know,okay.
So it's a normal part of datingand it's definitely nothing to
be ashamed of.
But the kindest thing you cando for both parties involved is
to let the other person knowyou're not into it.
So like, don't, once you getthe feeling, don't prolong it
and make more memories with them.
Make them you know like youeven more.
(18:12):
Make things worse, harder toget rid of.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Some false hope there yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Once you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, I think time is time and truth truth and time
tell all.
But yeah, telling them as soonas you know is, I think, the
most responsible thing.
You don't want to lead someoneon for too long when you know
your head's not in the game.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You know that's just unfair, I think yeah, um, I
remember talking to a friend onetime what's his name?
no, I was talking to agirlfriend but it was about a
guy that I was hanging out withand, uh, I remember talking to
her and I just remember beinglike, oh, I don't really know
(18:53):
how I feel about him anymore,like I just wasn't into it
anymore.
And um, she was and I was like,like, look at that guy, like
that guy's cute and she was likeyou know what she was like.
The fact that you say that liketells me that you need to break
it off.
Yeah you should break it offand it's true.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
What guy was it?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
it was just a guy from school the college guy we
weren't even like.
No, we weren't even likeanything.
We're just kind of talking alittle bit.
Um, they got you hooked up alittle bit.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh my gosh, your head just did like a full 90 degree
angle he just came alive whatwas it that you didn't like
about the guy anymore it wasn'tdidn't like him anymore, it's
just I didn't feel it.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I didn't feel the spark anymore, like I didn't you
know?
When you know, you know, sure.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
So that's it, don't prolong it you should take it
for what it was and be like damn, she hooked me up.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I'm done I mean did I , did I not?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't know, we'll see will we we'll out about it
later, I know.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
As soon as I say it, he's going to be like who was he
Just kidding?
Okay.
So I also read a lot about howyou should do it.
I read on websites call text isokay.
I read a few times that inperson is how it should always
be, but I think it depends ondifferent variables.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, definitely 100% .
But if it's like normal, if youguys are cool with each other
and you shoot a text like hey,it's not working, that's a
fucking asshole move, at leasttell them in person so you think
in person, then yeah, alwaysnot always.
If you guys are cool, you knowif things are okay between you
guys.
But if it gets kind of rocky orit's like getting a little
(20:38):
weird, if someone's getting alittle crazy or something, it's
be like, hey, I'm out this bitch, sorry.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
On to the next you know I'm out of you bitch but
yeah, you definitely should, uhand every everything.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
There's variables, but yeah, if it's okay, you
should do it in person yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
So I have the length of your talking dating matters.
As a variable.
I also have how far you've gonetogether, so like sexually or
in a relationship, like meetingfriends, meeting family, like
you know, going over their house.
Obviously, if you've gone thatfar, then you can't just call
them or text them like 100.
You need a little more, put alittle more effort in, okay.
(21:25):
Next one is when it happens,you need to be ready to talk to
them about it and have them andshow them that their feelings
are valid.
Okay, because people will have areaction to it, you know 100
they've invested stuff and yougotta be ready to hear it, um,
so you don't owe any moreexplanation or time than you
(21:46):
feel like giving.
But if the other personexpresses different emotions,
like sadness or frustration, um,you should be able to let them
know that their feelings arevalid.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So if you're comfortable with it, even just
saying something like Iunderstand how you're feeling,
or I understand yourdisappointment, or yeah, why are
you smiling like that?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Because that's insane , that's crazy.
I never would see myself doingthat, but that's true.
You should be able to do that.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
So you think people should do it, but you won't do
it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Heck, no, heck no, heck, no, I'm on that fucking
2008 mindset.
Just slowly stop talking tothem.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Don't look at me like that 2008?
Okay, Tom.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, well, I mean, I don't know, maybe now I would
tell them that, but I I'm just,I was used to doing that oh
sorry not in like a bad way, I'mjust I don't know I was scared
to.
I was a baby, but you shoulddon't, okay.
(22:53):
What else should you tell them?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
go okay.
The next thing is to be honestand don't make promises you
can't keep yeah so be directabout why you're having this
conversation with them, and it'sreally hard, um, it's really
hard for people who are peoplepleasers, like us.
Apparently, I didn't know youwere such a people pleaser what
do you mean?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
how?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
so I didn't know that you were so afraid to talk
about your feelings with someone, in fear of that doesn't mean
I'm a people pleaser, it's justI'd rather.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I don't know, I guess I feel weird doing that to
someone.
It sucks.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, so obviously don't be like brutally honest.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Like don't crush.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It should be quick, to the point.
Hey, this isn't working.
Uh, whatever you know, I would.
Maybe, if we were dating otherpeople, I would tell them for
sure.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Next, oh so on, obviously like no, um, we should
still be friends or we'll stillhang out yeah, that's weird,
we'll see each other later.
Like none of that.
If you don't mean it, if youreally won't put the time and
effort in.
Don't say that.
Don't give them false hope.
You know.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Okay, last one.
If you're letting them go, letthem go.
Are you reading my computer?
I'm I'm listening to you sopart of letting someone down
easy means having the courage tolet them go yeah yeah, um
playing games sorry if you hearkids in the back.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
They're in the room fucking wrestling.
Yeah, oh, there's a dog barking.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
We love that everyone is alive and well the tree's
here again oh no, look at thisone, um.
So don't play any games aboutstaying in contact.
Yeah, meeting up or evenhooking up, because that'll mess
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with their head and for sure,even sometimes your own, yeah,
yeah I think mess with theirhead more.
But yeah, yeah, definitely more, but if you're trying to let
someone go and you're stillseeing them, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That's rude.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, yeah, for sure sure You're not giving them
their chance to be free.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Go, fly, be free Be free.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Okay, so here are some things you can say.
I really enjoyed meeting you,but I just didn't feel the
chemistry I'm looking for.
I wish you luck in your search,though my intonation was off.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I appreciate you for your time, but I didn't really
feel a connection.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Thank you for the fun date, but I'm not feeling a
romantic connection.
Or it was great meeting you,but I don't feel a spark.
So a lot of things are honest,like to the point yeah and
polite and have, like, a reasonfor why sure not just like I
don't want to see you anymore Idefinitely think the last two
(26:07):
were better than the first ones.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
You don't want it to be robotic, you want it to be
natural, you know I do think thefirst one is very like.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I think you couldn think you couldn't even read it.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That's how robotic it was.
I really enjoyed meeting you,you almost said fucking bleep,
bleep.
You almost fucking turned offat the end.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I malfunctioned, yeah , but the last two yeah, hey,
I'm really not feeling it.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I mean, I think you're a good friend and that's
it, move forward.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
That's it, so let them down.
If you're in this situation, berespectful, let them down Easy,
just tell them why and thenthat's it.
Leave it be.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Dude dating sucks.
Dating fucking sucks,Especially if you're as ugly as
me.
Dude, if we broke up.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Have you tried lately ?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
And I would fucking date someone.
Dude, I'd struggle, I'dprobably struggle 100%.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Oh, I would not date at all.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
You don't have to.
Guys would be fucking flockingto your ass, oh please.
I'd have to pull out like dude.
I was like I used to be thefunniest guy in the world and I
think I just have to dig in thattreasure chest, you know, dust
off the cobwebs, that treasurechest, you know dust off the
cobweb.
Oh, dig real hard girls, likefunny, you know, and I'm
naturally okay, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just
(27:31):
joking.
It'd definitely be hard.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, no, if for me to do we always have this
conversation, don't we not?
Always we're almost there, hey,when we break up counting down
the days.
See you on the other side.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
We don't have a day planner, we do that's not with
you, though it'd be hard as fuck.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I could never, I'd just be, I'd be like a spinster
knitting my, my knitting my knitcaps and read my books.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I'd be living in my sprinter van playing call of
duty and I'd be eating fast food, not thinking about juicing at
all I don't think it was everyfast food I'd hit all the
fucking carl juniors in theunited states um.
Dating sounds like it's nobueno, especially now we're all
old as fuck, you know and ifyou're not pretty, then it
(28:30):
fucking sucks for you more well,there's someone out there for
everyone yeah, I mean, I'mspeaking on personal experience
looks I think you have goodlooks oh, thanks bud, that's
cute.
Okay, why is your nose gettingbigger?
I'm hot, I'm actually reallyhot, okay.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
So next is our ask, men, and it is what is an
underrated physical feature thatmakes you go crazy?
Do you want to hear them first?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
or do you want to answer?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
no, let's hear first, okay, honestly posture for me,
oh no and I don't meannecessarily good posture, just
different people can pull offdifferent stances, if that makes
(29:31):
sense.
Someone answered is it actuallyyou're right?
This is attractive.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I've never thought about this till now I think
they're talking about presence,more presence, yeah, like oh,
like you walk into a room, youlight up the room.
That guy's fucking killing itright there.
That's not me either.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, when a guy reach for something and you can
see his muscles along the ribscontracting and shifting, it
does stuff to me.
I don't know about that.
I don't know, I don't.
I'm not a big rib person,barbecue or.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Males.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, the side of a woman's neck, just where males.
Yeah, the side of a woman'sneck, just where it meets the
shoulder and someone replied areyou a vampire, a defined
collarbone?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I don't care about that no, there are.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
It's like it's called , like the decolletage nice.
It looks very nice.
I wouldn't know because I don'thave one, but good legs.
Maybe it's just me, but that'sthe first thing I look at.
They are my kryptonite.
You could be flat chested andhave a small bum for all I care,
as long as you've got a nicepair of getaway sticks, you've
got my attention.
For me, two spots the neck andthe spot where a woman's ass
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meets the thigh, the inner part.
I don't know why, but I lovethat spot.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
The fucking portal of light, the portal of the next
universe.
When a girl's legs are justtogether and they have the hole
right below the crotch, I don'tknow.
You do know because you havethat.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I don't look for that I do?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I'm trying to jump in that bitch.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Like a jumper Large and or distinguished noses.
I've always hated noses.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Someone said as a girl with a big nose.
This makes me so happy.
Oh bitch, no one trying to lookat your fucking nose dog, this
person is?
She wrote that shit herself.
Why are they the same names?
Is this why you're replying toyourself?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
So what's an underrated physical feature that
makes you go crazy?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm really into the back dimples.
They're fucking super sexy.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Is that underrated?
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
It's underrated.
No one talks about it.
People talk about it, butthat's nice.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I remember back then People used to get them pierced.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
That's weird.
I've never seen that before.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, they used to get like Little dermals in them.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yeah.
The back dimples are Damn.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
What about you?
You know, you know.
Why are you sweating?
Because I got hot thinkingabout it.
The back why are both of oursthe same?
Mine is upper, yours is lower.
What about the back?
I love a big back.
The back why are both of oursthe same?
Mine is upper, yours is lower.
What about the back?
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I love a big back.
Do you really?
I really do, dude.
I have a gigantic back.
I mean hello.
Is that why you love me?
I love you.
Is that why?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
you get mad at me when I say rub me Because you
have to do twice the work.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I just want to be on a mire from afar.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
You have to use two hands at once to rub my whole
back that's hilarious that's agood one.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, that's funny well, it'd be cool to hear what
other people underrated is thecool part like things you don't
think of yeah, for sure I wasgonna say the feet, but then I'm
like damn, every guy likes feet, pretty much or like freckles.
Is that underrated, like I like?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
yeah, that's underrated.
Yeah, that is no one reallytalks about that hands I love
your hands heads and shoulders,knees and toes.
Knees and toes I love what yourhands can do okay, okay, anyway,
and so last it's been a whilehot gossip, hot gosling you know
(33:36):
we love, we love a hot gosling,we love gossip when it doesn't
have to do with us, it doesn'thave to do with everybody else
okay, joseph Quinn and Doja catare reportedly dating I have no
idea who that guy is rememberwhen the last season came out,
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doja quinn slid into doja quinn,I mean I don't talk about
Speaker 3 (34:02):
them a lot doja cat slid into one of the little
boys' DMs asking if he had likea social media or something, and
then he posted it and she cameout and was like he's a snake
and they're dating now, they'redating now.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
So he's not a snake.
No, she wanted his snake.
She always wanted Joseph'sQuentin snake.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
But he was eddie.
I think his name was eddie andwhat in stranger things.
Remember, with the long hair,the metal head, the white guy,
the one that spoiler alert ifyou haven't seen it, don't
listen he died.
He's the one that died what'sher name's brother?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
no, no the girl who's flying's brother no, that was a
different guy.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
This was the guy who's the metalhead.
He ran the like dungeons anddragons um club.
He had curly hair.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
He was this guy, holy shit, this guy, yeah, that
guy's not even good looking.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh, dude, that's crazy he's dating her.
So she watched it and,apparently, like d, dmed one of
the other cast members.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, I remember that , and then there was drama.
That was a long time ago, yeah,he showed it, and now
apparently they're together.
Wait, he died.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
He died in the end.
Remember he was playing theMetallica song.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh shit, and all the little bat things came and bit
him.
Dude, I'm sad now.
I loved his character he wasthe best.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
We all want, the one person, the one person.
We always love him he died thebrother of the girl who flies up
.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
He died.
Then the fucking stoner dudewith the long hair.
They didn't even invite him tothe new season oh, I liked him.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I think he plays the same character at every show.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah, that sucks, though.
I wish they called him back.
He made the the series he madeit really good him him and the,
the stoner dude yeah, they werethe best part yeah, for sure 100
damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
They're dating, so they're dating now.
Reported doja cat owes everyonean apology especially that one
boy yeah, I agree okay, and thelast one is pictures of ben
affleck.
Oh, actually not the last one.
Pictures of ben affleck oh,actually not the last one.
Pictures of Ben Affleck haverecently come out of him looking
very happy retrieving food fromhis LA rental and everyone's
(36:17):
like I've missed that smile.
I haven't seen that smile.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Dude, if you're Ben Affleck's friend and didn't tell
him help him, you're a fuckingidiot for dating J-Lo.
Then you're not his real friend.
I think I did.
Everyone knew that was going tohappen.
Obviously she's fuckingdelusional from life, thinking
that it's 20 years ago and shewas this popular.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
She's still Jenny from the block.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
She's still drinking her orange drink, she's never
from the fucking block.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
She's still got an orange drink on her that's crazy
dude, see it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
My favorite is like what's one thing people from new
york say?
And she looked at the cameraand said fuck you gosh what are?
You talking about?
I heard nobody showed up to herconcerts and they dropped the
tickets as low as $8 a ticket.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
I wouldn't go.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Dude, she's falsified , she's fake, Fake as fuck.
I'm more New Yorker than her.
Get the fuck out of here,though.
Well, there's reportedlypictures of him without her I've
seen a couple, actually he'ssmiling he was with one was with
jennifer garner and they wereboth like giddy, you know, like
(37:35):
little kids, and he's free,hopefully he ends up back with
her.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Actually.
No, she's in a happyrelationship now oh good, fuck
him.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Uh funny story is one of my homies, old homies.
He works on appliances.
He's been doing it for a longtime and he works for a company
and they go all over and heknocks on this super big ass
fucking house.
One day jennifer garner opensup the door.
It's her house and herrefrigerator.
So I'm sure he's working on andhe's like dude, she was so nice,
(38:05):
she offered me a fuckingsandwich and I told or some shit
he's working on.
And he's like dude, she was sonice, she offered me a fucking
sandwich and I told her no, andhe's like I regret it till this
day.
I wish she made me a sandwichshe was.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
She makes like organic purees for babies and I
was like what did you fix?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
or what he's like dude it was like her heart.
It was like a fifteen thousanddollar fridge.
He's like get a fucking twohundred dollar whirlpool dude.
It's better than the one Iworked on, but that's cool, huh
yeah I mean, I feel like that'swhat I would expect from
jennifer garner yeah, she seemsnice.
She's a sweet girl, for sureshe's 13, going on 30 always.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Last thing is I almost said this to you, I think
it's old, but I want to talk toyou about it asap rocky has
refused to hire a babysitter forhis kids.
He says he didn't wait 35 yearsto have children just to hire
someone to look after them thehomies tripping dog.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
The homies tripping straight up.
Hire a nanny bitch, go make newmusic rihanna make oh no,
remake new music?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
okay.
Well, they need a babysitterthen?
No, because that's him.
He wants to take care of themwhile she is doing her stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
What's he trying?
To be A good dad or something?
Come on, get a fucking nannyand go record new music.
Both of you.
What are you guys doing?
Save the fucking world.
Do you see where we're at?
Yeah, we're struggling out hereFucking.
Make some new music.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
It's.
All the world needs is your newmusic.
It's Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Okay, don't, then I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I said Riri.
No, no, no, I said Riri.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Raise your babies Happily ever after.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Ew Go for it.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
What do I tell you?
I say if we ever have anotherbaby, baby no, we're not
starting this I am not raisingthis next baby.
I can't.
I'm hiring someone full time tohelp you raise the baby, but
there's no more and I said nomore baby raising it was our
actions that led to this baby.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
So if you and we even just had this conversation
where I said, hey, I think in afew years you need to get
retested to make sure that yourvasectomy is still working,
you're like no.
I'm never going to do that, no,and I said I think you should,
because it does fix itself.
Things happen where people getvasectomies and all of a sudden
their wives get pregnant again.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
If it happens, it's not my fault, so I'm not doing
it, no, no.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
That's why I said you should go get tested.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I did this for a reason, and if it doesn't work,
it's not my fault.
I'm a victim.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
That's why I said you should go get retested.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I'm a victim.
I'm a victim in all this.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I'm going to be a victim of something else.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
You heard it here first.
You guys know who who did itturn her in?
Yeah j-lo.
Anyway, is that it?
Yeah, that's it.
Good, that's it.
I have a headache.
I drank fucking 14 beersalready today and my head's
(41:05):
hurting oh gosh, that's none ofour faults it's your fault.
You've been offering to bringthem all fucking hot oh yeah
hate when you offer, because I'mlike, damn, that's so hot.
She offers me beers.
I'm like I have to take them.
So now I'm 14 beers in andwe're going out tonight and I
don't know what's gonna tohappen.
I don't know what's going tohappen?
(41:25):
Yeah, maybe I'll be a victim.
I can't even speak.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah, you can't even speak.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
So let's, oh shit, drop this up, player your eyes
are like more than halfwayclosed.
Well, asians have small eyes.
What?
I'm not saying anything bad.
Why are you inhaling like that?
The kids are getting rowdy, youhear them over there.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Oh no, Where's the dog?
He's silent.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Dog outside fighting possums and shit.
Anyway, we appreciate you guystuning in.
We had some love shown on thelast episode and the reel that
we posted, which was super dope.
We hope to see you from here onout, so we'll catch you on the
flip-flop later.
Bye.
Bye.
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