Alpha Blokes Podcast

Bit on in this one. Someone gets a little cranky from a call-in from a fellow mate of the show and the show goes off the rails! Good to hear some old school original poems again, as well as yarns about high tech public toilets, how the woo-woo can affect a date and the story how Poo had his first durry. Enjoy legends and have a fantastic week!

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Aussie battler and comedian Bretty Blake joins us for a catch up yarn.

Being about a year since Bretty was on last, plenty has been happening in his world, including some award worthy performances at the Melbourne Comedy festival with his new hour "Little Turd", doing ads with Shaquille O'Neal, some hectic motocross and even participating in the newest upcoming season of Taskmaster. Bretty tells us the ins and outs the wild trav...

A trendsetter has made the news... for a hectic reason.

Borry is back from seven days in the pit and fires off a couple of ripper yarns to get us started after we check in on the Alpha Blokes Stable. We recap our night going Barra Fishing with Danny Grant and discuss our thoughts on Happy Gilmore 2. Weird Food Combos play a major part in cooking this week before we dive into the hottest topic that came across our desks all week:...

Borry is amped up! Few yarns from the UK this week that absolutely roll us as well as discussing old school Aussie TV you used to watch after school, line dancing and some mice plague yarns as well. Enjoy your week legends. Stay off ya thumbs.

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Would you prefer a banana flavoured jelly bean or a wet dog flavoured one?

Plenty to cover this week: Tom has become king of the flatty gods in Aggy, Borry has been rearranging his garden and wet dog flavoured jelly beans are getting a run. We discover Australia's smallest bar during Pub of the Week and have a bit of a siesta during the Cooking segment. Van chases, UNO on Vegas Tables and plenty of biffing to cover in the News a...

The Craig Hole is back, throwing grinding discs at your little brother and eating edibles during ten pin bowling: a wild episode of Talkback awaits for all you legends! Enjoy trendsetters.

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Alpha Blokes Hall of Famer, near and dear mate of the show, timber genius and all around great bloke Uncle Jacko joins us for a catch up.

Since the last time Jacko was on, his goal was to be full time with his timber business, JAM Timber Co. He has since achieved this goal and runs us through his past hectic year of getting to that point, including the rise of his chopping board sales and creating socials content to advertise th...

Borry is home from another week in the pit and is making a fashion statement. Tommy gives us an update on the Man VS Mice battle. We tease a couple of new collab rubs that will be coming out together with Lanes during the Cooking segment, as well as discuss plenty of good cook ups that came from having a weekend home in Gladdy. The news gets hectic as we cover Mcgregors latest f*ck up and preview the upcoming wicked UFC card this S...

Another week of tackling the world's greatest problems as we hear from you weapons for talkback! We discuss sammiches, the economics of chicken salt and why it's essential to learn the recorder at school. Enjoy trendsetters, let's rip into this week!

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Plenty to recap this week! Tommy and Quinno recap a biblical weekend in Murwillumbah for the Two Flogs Live Show and Borry gives us an update on his garden. Tom's got an arctic mice problem and we continue to crack down on Big Brekky's in the cooking segment. Bees are saving the t*ts in this weeks news and we have a look at the wildest horse race in history before checking in on the Doghouse. Enjoy your weekend legends, stay off ya...

The best time of the week is here! As we recorded Territory Day just happened and we here some live yarns from the antics up north, as well as discus sketchy painkillers and their effects, rolling durries with sweaty pubes and much more, she's a wild one. Enjoy trendsetters!

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Brothers Cam and Michael Hay, operators of Pulse Racing Thoroughbreds and Mustr Racing, join us for a yarn.

We kick off with how the brothers entered the horse racing industry and their rise to owning syndication groups and why they're taking a more community orientated approach before discussing our journey together with acquiring Yabby Pump, including a bit more of the technical parts of the Pumps full journey of being the ina...

Borry's back from his swing with one less pair of jocks, we're entering the professional rock skimming competition and on a mission to make brekkys big again. A wild catch up as we cover everything that's happened since we've seen each other last: our trip to the No Limit Card in Cairns, our UFC companion and plenty more before we kick off in the news with some bangers, including the wild rise of Liver King over the past week. The ...

Time to kick another Tuesday in the freckle with the best time of the week and it's all happening: the amazing sh*t boy, pranking truckies and more epic yarns about Territory day. Enjoy legends and rip in to your week!

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Tommy Gun, Uncle Poo, Captain Zaden and Father Perry combine to forge a biblical four to yarn around a fire at Red Rock, Byfield. We discuss our full two day mission at Five Rocks, including the Alpha Yabby Classic, campfire feeds, getting blind in a sandstorm, creating a hunting apprenticeship and way more.

This one is an absolute treat, big plans for this crew to come for some local camping trips, remote yarns and epic vlogs. ...

The boys are back and firing on all 8 cylinders fresh off their mission to Five Rocks and tell ya all about it. Fishing, cooking around the fire and waking up in sandstorms plus plenty of cheek between Poo and Quinno in camp. We talk about both of the dinners we cooked around the fire during the the Cooking segment and nailing the perfect camping big brekky! Plenty in the News, including Poo's coaching and the UFC before we discuss...

Surely we can make an ABC Pokie Machine? Why do roadhouses sell Camel Burgers? What's the biggest bucks party f*ck up of all time? All this and more on this weeks instalment of talkback. Enjoy trendsetters.

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Speaker, Podcaster & Inspirational Bloke Ben Pettingill joins us for a yarn.

During a normal run-of-the-mill incident at high school, Ben woke up overnight in hospital losing 98% of his eyesight at the age of 16. We discuss the initial challenges that Ben faced getting his world turned upside down and the physical and mental attitudes he implemented to adapt to his diagnosis and not let it control him. We discuss the turning...

Big trouble in little old Gladdy over the weekend.

The boys are back, Bandit is fresh off a swing and tells us all about it, including all the highs and lows. We talk about old school game shows that used to be on Aussie telly and run through a nice Roast Lamb we cooked over the weekend, plus our plan to set the tone and bring back the Big Brekky. PLENTY to cover in the News, including the local Gladstone mall incident and even ...