[#75] Jimmy Proposed!

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Episode Transcript

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And welcome back everybody to always average podcast episode
75 feels like I've been it's been a while since being in the
room. I'm joined by Jimmy garlic.
Oh. Fuck, have we got the last
names? When there was a last name, you
just nicknamed me into a last name.
I'm so confused. How about we just?
Go last names. Garlic, Gardner, Lambeth and

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Delusia, You haven't deserved Lamby yet.
You're not. You're never going to be Lammy.
Yeah, you're never. No, there's.
Already Lammy in the family bullshit.
Oh, even if they call. Me Lammoth now as well.
Great. They don't even know Jane.
They call me Lammoth. It's fine.
You. Want me to get you started?
Yeah, hit me. So I was procrastinating works
is a few weeks back shock and yeah, I know.

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I don't even I don't know what happened.
But anyway, I went down a rabbithole, Instagram rabbit hole that
was. Anyway, do you know why teddy
bears are called teddy bears? I just I saw something like
this. I've only found out then I'd
never. Thought about it, Theodore.
Theodore Roosevelt. Yeah.
I'll put it in the. Task.

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Sorry, wait, my name. It's it's named after.
I didn't get it though. Teddy Roosevelt.
Yeah. But does anyone know that like
the reason? Because he's he's cute and
cuddly, no. We're related to him, you know
that mean matter. Really.
Yeah, Yeah. Swear to God.
How can we just quickly go down this big just distant?

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Distant history, Family history tree.
If you showed, if I showed you atree right now, you'd see
Theodore. We call him Theodore.
We call him Teddy. There's.
A lot of branches, but he's. There, he's there, he's there.
Like me and him couldn't kiss because that's incest.
That's how family we are. But we did anyway, so we ignore
that. So why?

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Why teddy bears? Yeah, what Teddy?
So Teddy bears are because, I mean, back in that time they
used to go hunting anyway, they captured a a grizzly bear.
Like they've gone hunting and they captured this grizzly bear.
They offered it. So Teddy Roosevelt was president
at the time, offered it to him to make the kill.

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Because back then, like with bigthings like what game hunting?
What year was Teddy? 1862.
I think that's actually quite close.
If that's fucking close, everyone has to give me a kiss.
It was like it was a big deal, right?
It was a big deal. He served from 19 O 1 to 19 O
nine so far. He was born in 581850. 8 That's

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what I got confused. Yeah, I've seen Night Museum 1-2
and. So 19 O one.
So round, yeah, yeah. 19 O 119-0901 Yeah, and he refused to
kill this bear. Now this is the whole thing.
Anyway, it came up that like it was found out that he didn't

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kill it, which I don't know if it was a sign of weakness or
whatever it is back then anyway.Someone that's weakness back
then? They made a, they made a joke
about it became like a comic strip sort of thing.
And it was basically making fun of the fact that he wouldn't
kill the bear. And they made the bear this
cute, sort of lovable looking thing in the comics.

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Then they started producing it like making the bears, and they
decided to call it the Teddy bear after Teddy Roosevelt.
And what happened that day? Things every fucking day.
So they're just roasting. Was he president?
Yeah, he's president. So they're just roasting the
president. More or less, yeah.
All in good fun, but. And now everyone just

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unknowingly knows. And now you have a teddy bear.
Teddy bear. He was the one of the.
The. Biggest probably like.
Probably the biggest toy all time, yeah.
And common thing globally. Yeah, all because of that one
event. Because he wouldn't shoot that
bear. What?
What stuffed animal would you be?
Can I pick any? Yeah, you could pick any.
What do you think you would be? Like that others would think I

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would be or that I want to be. Others think you would be.
What would you want to be? I don't know that.
Big ass alien. No, you'd be a bird, bird or
bird. It's got big lads.
It's like wings. Like one of those, one of those.
I was in another chat, I was nicknamed the Albatross.

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Yeah, that's right lads. There you go, you're an
albatross. Someone called me an albatross.
You'd be a sea Otter. A sea Otter, Yeah.
Why say that again, Sea Otter. Say that one more time, sea
Otter. I like the way you say that.
I'm saying I'm saying right, C Otter.
It's not DS, it's TS C Otter. I'm saying TS C Otter.

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I'm saying that C Otter. Billy said it the.
Same way as me. Say it.
C Otter. It sounds like you're speaking
fucking. Another language C Otter.
C Otter So you're doing it, shout out you're doing that.
Now I know you're talking about,thank God.
Yeah, you've been awful, right. So Teddy Roosevelt just getting

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absolutely roasted by. Yeah, he.
Roasted for over a century, yeah.
Yeah, but he became of that one event became the biggest global
success in probably kids toys and it stretched past kids toys
like these days is like young adults.
We would argue the plush toy came from a teddy bear as well,

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yeah. All that, all those derivations,
go ahead. What word do?
We use I'm just space. That's right.
I don't know the word you're trying to say, but I don't know
the word iterations. No, it's derive like.
No, Yeah, iterations, but I mix derived from and iterations.
There you go, irritate. So what?

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What do you say? Good question.
Well, all those iterations were derived from the teddy bear from
all the iterations. Of the IT all bear.
Yep, from the the IT all bear. Uncle, the Uncle Thea.
How about that big old teddy? He's done fucking well for
himself. How How big is too big of a
teddy bear? I I think, I think if it's
bigger than from your waist to your head, you should see

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someone respectfully of course, that goes without.
Saying I saw one that's a room like on a three metres too.
Big. Way too big.
Who's getting that, though? Who's got a?
Roof, how are you? Yeah.
How are you getting that thing home?
I don't know. It's definitely like it's rich
people stuff, yeah. To one of those things that like
it's, it's something that that sits there all the time and

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never move. Yeah, like that, that's it's
spot in the corner. It's like a sleeping bag.
It would be comfy to sleep. Imagine.
Imagine A. Imagine a nap.
Come home for the beach and nap on that.
It'd be good nap. Would you put the arms around
yourself? Yeah.
What? You know the teddy bear?
Obviously we have arms. Would you put I?
Think it was that big. I don't think the arms would fit
around like it wouldn't make it down to you.

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Like if you're just sleeping just put the teddy bears arms
around. That feels like oh hundred.
Puzzles. I'll be a little spoon for sure.
Yeah, it can. Finally, be the little spoon
all. Right boys, I think, do we
should we clap for Jimmy? No, it was my birthday.
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday Jimmy.

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To you, Jimmy. Do you want to run run us
through the last because it's I've not been here for a month.
It's been 3 weeks For everyone else, give or take, do.
You want to give us? A rundown or what your.
Do do you have like a quick rundown because last.
Time I just, I just sucked in. I'm ready.
To go what's happened in your life?
What's anything major? Last time it was.
In Melbourne it took like 45 minutes and that was.
But Melbourne's huge. All right, on the 16th of May,

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went to Bali. Went in Bali 2.
Two major events happened, my birthday and my mum's birthday
3. Major events?
That's 2. All right, 44 major events
happened. My birthday, my mum's birthday,
my dad's birthday. Wait, what?
Your all your birthdays are lined up like that.

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No, me and my mum same day, dad the day afterwards. 3 birthdays,
two days wait. Wait, you and your mom?
Were on the same day huh? Made.
And my mom the same day I was a birthday present.
My mom refundable. Auntie and my cousin, they're
same day. They were the only other ones I
knew. I didn't even know you like same
day. Something you hear?
Often no, and then my mom, and then my dad's a day afterwards.
Bang, one big celebration done, get whatever and done with.
Suck. Well, I mean, it'd be good in

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that in that sense because you can just celebrate once, that's
it. Don't have to do much, but then
you just. Yeah, 3 is not your day, right?
Yeah, it should be your day. That's right.
And since it's your mom ghetto, OK, Yeah.
It's fine. Are you that fussed about
birthdays though? No, and then I decided to add
one more special celebration forthe day before.

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What happened? What happened?
What happened? Congratulations.
Off the market auctions sold. I don't know how it I don't.
Know what? Sold yet?
Actually, there's still time. Yeah, true.

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So yeah, decided to decide to get down on one knee and, you
know, sign my life away. But but now this is where the
fun begins. Because before I even got to
sign my life away, we got right.So we got there the Friday
night, it was a Friday night on the Saturday, right?
So we're going to the place wherever we are.
We had a white monster, just wanted to pay everyone for

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what's. Where we were staying was two
hours away from the main city, so we had to get a bus there.
And we got the bus, but the bus came and it was too small but we
said we had six people with luggage.
Bus was too small so we had to get separate cars.
And I wonder they were pissed off that they'd paid for one car
and it wasn't enough. So me, Maddie, hop in the car,
we go, all right. And then while we're on the way,
we're literally driving on the way, the driver turns to me.

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This is about an hour through the trip.
He goes, turns to me, he goes, Ilost my job because you're your
mom. What can you don't get?
It wrong in there fucking man. Up right.
So he literally looks at it and just says that I'm like, how do
you respond to that? She's not my mum.

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I don't know. You're in the car.
So he lost his job there at the airport.
No, he still had to middle of driving, middle of driving,
we're an hour and through the trip he just turns and says that
I'm like. What?
Did he get a phone call or something?
No. He just, he got a message from
the boss saying like, oh, like you're fired.
Then he must have. Done it.
He he goes, oh, your mum complained and I lost my job and

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I'm in the car. I'm like, what am I?
Am I still going? Do you think you're about to die
at this stage? Yeah, 100%.
I'm. Sure.
You're here? Yeah, I know.
That's exactly what you've. Lost your son now.
I'm just like, what the fuck? Like this?
We're in the middle. No, we got no idea where we are
all this. And then like obviously dropped
us off and we got there. Thank fuck we got there.
Tip him. No, I.

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Wasn't doing no tipping. I was just like.
It was so awkward. He didn't even say bye.
Kind of it was just the most awkward thing.
He like he got out and took likea photo of all the luggage and
like showing that there actuallywas no room.
He brought too small of a car. But it was just the scariest,
most awkward. And that was like an hour.
Yeah, it was the most awkward. That's such an awkward
disgusting that gives me that isthat is it was disgusting just
sitting there like I didn't knowwhat to do with myself.

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I was like, he just like said, oh, I lost a.
Job was there music. No, I had my headphones in.
It was putative Shit, no. Get your headphones in.
What about the others? Didn't you go with like Beck
and. Beck and Maddie were in the back
seat. I was in the front seat.
I was just sitting out were. You in the front seat?
Oh, that's even worse. I mean, if you wanted to make it

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less awkward, you could have whipped your Dick out.
He would have forgotten about being.
Being it was, I feel. Sick from that, it was I feel
sick. It was not a situation you want
to be in, No, no. What'd you say?
Oh, sorry. Yeah, like I didn't even really
word it. I was like, oh, like it just
murmured. Oh, like sounds.

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What do you say? I like, I don't know.
It went back to like a one year old.
And this is this is this is whatthis?
Is like an hour into being in Bali.
Yeah, I was caught this shit exactly.
I was like, in the end we got there.
So we got we got dropped off andit was just, it just seemed
extremely awkward. Yeah, but then the place you
said it was really nice, good food.
How cold. Did you consume a little bit?
A little bit. Just a smidgen, yeah.

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Were you blind? No, I couldn't be blind to the
whole time. A little bit.
It's just you go there, you get duty free, you pound through
that. The alcohol's cheap over there,
pound through that. Bing Tang, Bing Tang Bing Tang.
Easy. Don't move.
Pull. You got your little tongue.
Fuck off, you say it again. What a Bing Tang.

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Bing Tang got into my work. Bing Dang, Bing Dang.
Yeah, the places that was reallygood.
We had, like, our own people there working for us, and
they're just, you know. Yeah, you had the whole place.
Yeah, they're working for you. You was.
Like God, I'd love to know how much that cost.

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I don't know which you want to go.
We can't afford. I know a driver.
He's he's a freelance driver now.
And I like when I was over there, we also went we went to
this beach club and right, they're really nice, but we got
food and I hadn't even eaten my food.
And he asked me how my food was.He lives, he puts it down, walks

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away, he comes back. I hadn't even wasn't even ready
to eat. I like I got a pizza, hadn't
even eaten a slice. How is it?
You got a good. Wait, did you say you just got a
pizza in Bali? What?
What's the what's the bad? I'm just gonna be.
I pounded some other foods, I pounded some Nazi Gorang
migraine and all that because that's like their actual.
Barley's not everything. It's different, like the
migraine's like actual proper noodles with all the and I ate

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chicken for the first two days, didn't eat any other meat after
that. No way wasn't doing that.
Why do you get sick? No, I just started walking
through the streets. I just saw like a truck with
like all the chickens on the back.
I was like, no, that's me done. And then I saw you're.
So close. You're so close to actually
being vegan. And then me, me and Beck were

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just walking along the street onthere.
We just saw a pig on the back ofthe car.
I'm like, well, there's a bacon.You see, are you just talking
about? You saw?
Like you saw actual. You saw the alive chickens,
Yeah. Or did you?
You mean that? And I saw the alive chickens,
but they weren't going to be alive for much longer.
And that's why you didn't. I was like, yeah, you documented
Australia, though. Yeah, I know.
No, I don't see it often though.There's not on like the back of

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just a truck and you just hear the chicken, bye bye bye chicken
feel like that. There's something you see all
the time on the highways. I mean, you won't see it here.
Can I be honest? You said all the time fucking.
Stop me in the slot. Yeah, I know it wouldn't.
I love chicken. Yeah, I know.
Well, you said you're you're looking for any excuse not to
eat meat. No, I'm not.

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They just they popped it in front of me like, oh, do you see
do. You know how the big day get
fucking slaughtered here as well, you idiot.
Yeah, I know. But I didn't see, probably not.
I didn't see like on the street,I didn't see all the right, I
didn't see, I didn't see that. So I was all right with that
whole situation. And also you see that thing.
Look, apparently Aussies are eating more chicken than ever
consuming. Yeah, because red meat's $8000.
Yeah, apparently that's why. Consuming 50 kilos yearly on

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average. I'll do that a day you.
Could. Like 600 grammes of chicken
today. Really.
Yeah. Why?
I was hungry. Why'd you Why'd you eat it?
I think one I'll pop behind you.I think I had like 500 today.
Yeah, I. Fucking I love chicken.
Wait up. Yeah, Brett makes you a
squillion dollars. That's why chicken is fucking so
popular, because it's a bit cheaper.

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Chicken's always been popular. Yeah, chicken's popular.
Yeah. But the reason we're above the
average is because red Oh. Look, and did I show you this
photo? Look on the road.
But it was a big snake. It was a scariest.
Moment What's a Monty? It was, I was just walking down
the road and I looked down. I was holy fucking shit, get the
shit out. I mean, yeah, it was dead, but
like when you were, it was fucking huge, I'll tell you that
much. Yeah.
Good morning. Walking out, I was like, Nah, I
ain't doing that shit for much longer.

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And I scared the shit out back with it because she's like pet
fighter snakes. But did you grab it?
Huh. Did you grab it?
I didn't grab it. I wasn't grabbing it.
No St Snake. Just grabbing the street.
How you scared something this would?
Be like, it would have been big.I would have been holding up
there. I'll be like, what the fuck is
this something? It would have been looking.
Oh how it would have been diseased everywhere.
That's the spider. 'S there it was Tarantulas.

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That's that bad fucking shit everywhere.
Yeah. I didn't get a massage.
I probably should have got an. Excuse me, Would you get a
massage in Bali or no? What'd you get?
I didn't get a massage, you knowWhat do you mean?
Like you did or you did? I didn't.
I think you said you. Did you, are you, are you guys
into massages? I guess set on my back, daddy.
I don't like people I don't like.
People touching me. No, I don't.
I don't want. Someone to touch No, I, I I want

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I want a guy to do it. What?
Because they get. You're like one of the only ones
I've ever heard, you know, like I never.
Heard of them? I've never heard someone like
say I actually want a guy. Have you, have you never had a
massage? Have you had a massage ever?
Not really. So on the Have you had a
massage? I've had one from like a physio
or from. That's a Ruby.
Someone else, someone else massage me some professional

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that's not a masseuse. I like a 20 minute, that's good
something. But it just, it hurts.
I don't like it. Yeah.
I had a 20 minute one. It was weird because it was.
Where on what party buddy? Sorry, back, just back.
That's it, yeah. But it was a weird experience
because the person, the person I.
Want you to go into my calves, Iwant you to go to my hamstrings,

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and I want you to fuck my feet. I'll pay you not to touch me.
I got a deep tissue one from thetrainer at juniors once.
Which one? How's that name bloke?
Ball bloke. Oh, ball.
Yeah, yeah, he's always rubbing.I ended up with bruising and and
bleeding under my skin. That's.
Because you're soft. Isn't.

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No, that's isn't bruises bleeding under the skin.
Yeah, but this is like, you know, when it's like, so you get
the bruising, but then on the surface, all red.
I know. Yeah.
Yeah, It goes. It looks like a rash almost.
Yeah. Yeah, I had that like, yeah,
everywhere. Like, like in all those points.
Yeah. Dry needling.
Is it the same thing from the chiro?

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Slight difference, but I don't know what the difference is.
To me, you definitely, you've never been to a physio in your
life, so I'm not going to ask. You.
I think maybe when I was youngerI might have, but now fuck it,
bad luck. I've been to a physio, I've
never gone to a like a massage parlour and got a massage.
I've done it twice. I've never they're.
Expensive, though. All right, all right.
So I leave it in the time I leave it at home.

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Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't much to get a matter.
Would you get one that feels cheaper in Barbie?
Maybe I don't know. I just don't.
Want some touching? It'd be just weird, like an
hour. Just someone.
Just no. See, I can't do an hour.
If she's tiny and she's going tostep on you.
No, an hour. I'm just.
It goes so quick, no? I'm going to get fidgety.
I can't lay there and just let someone touch me.
For an hour I'm bored after. Like, I don't know, novelty

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would have to wear off after 10 minutes.
I'd take I like, I like when I get touched by certain people,
certain people and it was. I'd take maybe a 10 minute.
Massage. 10 minutes Max baby. Just like a trial because then
then I'm. Just 10 minutes.
Yeah, 15. Minutes.
I think that's like, I'd be tapping out of it, yeah.
It's a long time laying flat down I guess.

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Maybe. You you you roll over though.
Still, I don't care if I'm rolling over.
I'm just what about a foot massage mat?
No, fuck no. Don't touch me.
I just haven't driven that big tog.
It's 20% of the bill right there.
He wiggles it. Now let's.

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Get thrown around. So you did you did you get the
like fish eating your feet? No.
Oh, I would pay so much money for that.
I had a weird experience my dad wanted.
My dad wanted seafood. So we went to this fucking place
to try and get like fresh seafood.
So we went. You wanted fresh food.

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I was, I don't eat seafood. So it was like for me it was
nothing. But the girls all went to
something like Uber, Uber, I don't know.
They went to something seriouslyplace like an hour and a half
away, 2 hours away and he's like, Oh no, I want seafood
tonight. So we went and got some.
We had to go to this like where they all do the diving and
whatnot and it's just like a little, I don't know, harbour or
something. And we ended up looking around
and we got very lucky because the driver asked the people.
Or do you actually sell it fresh?

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A lot of them were selling it just for like restaurant use but
we just wanted the fresh to takeback to our villa so then the
ladies egg could cook it and it was the last person we asked and
they got and we watched this guyand we got like prawn it.
Was live at the time, eh? Nah, it was dead, thank God, but
it like it came to this like this Esky.
And then we got lucky. Like we had one obviously that
got them the abilities. They've got the like skilled

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people there and they like cut it and filled it and did
everything with all the prawns and fish.
I was just sitting there. I was like, I was just like, oh,
this is actually Peter. But then my dad did like the old
baby bottle milk trick and just gave me a Bing Tang.
I was like, OK, just sat there. Shut up.
And watch just be quiet. Is it?

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Is it because they're like 620 mil is a big one?
You're not sweet, that is so that's.
So that's gold, that is. How we can get you to stop?
Yeah, I mean we. Can't be.
Can we get Bing easy I'm. Sure, you can get them whatever.

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They're not. They're not regulation.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I don't know if you.
Can you'll be able to get them somewhere but.
You used to be able to get thoselemon rattlers or some shit.
What is that, a Bin Tang? No, yeah.
Bin Tang have. Yeah, they got like it's like a
lemon flavour thing. I tried one over there but it's
like obviously less alcohol. That's all that like flavoured

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beer stuff become big thing. Did you have the Smirnoff like
Apple Ice? No.
They had lots of different flavours that you need flavours
over there, a lot of like cool flavours, but we're too busy
trying to get through some of the duty free.
There's a really good pounded gin.
You were Todd. You were Todd.
It was a lot. Yes.
So I had to stop on the on the day that I decided to get
engaged back and I had to literally stop.

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It's like halfway through. I'd pounded so much different
out of all I know. Well, my uncle and auntie and
that were over there. So they came over to our
villain. We just also started.
Drinking. We decided, yeah, we involved.
We, we just started drinking andthey were just mixing cocktails
and I was just like, what the hell?
I was like shit, better stop andI had to do it.
It wasn't the biggest light I. Was I made a night you were

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sweating, Huh. Did you get to the night and you
were sweating? We had dinner, we're like we had
dinner and I like wasn't really dressed up and it was just
obvious. So I didn't obviously dress up.
And then I was like, oh, we should go get changed because
like into nice clothes because it's our last night at the villa
with everyone here, we should take photos.
And then I gave Maddie the ring on the Friday.
No one knew what was happening. I had to tell Maddie on the
Friday so she could take the ring over.
She then I went to her room and it was very obvious to Beck at

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that point because I walked out with my hand in my pocket.
Of course it's my hands in my pocket.
I'm not getting my hand out in my pocket.
I'm too nervous. I'm not saying you walk.
Around with your hands in your pocket heaps of times honestly.
It wouldn't look, it wouldn't look like suspicious if you had
your hand in your pants. You probably had a big fucking
smile on your face too. You.
Walked out. It would have been that red eye.
You would have walked out like. As well, you know she's going to

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say yes, I have to get a couple of videos because like when I
had that, I don't want to say nothank you.
No respectful way. Possibly just because like my
send it, my mom, my sister, my two sisters start recording and
then that's when my dad just walks in front of all three
videos to try and get a better angle.

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And and his one isn't obvious of.
Him. He's on it, he's on it. 100%
hold, it's so far away. From his face.
Don't. You didn't expect that I was
fucking, did you not? Tell your parents that that was
the plan. No, no one knew.
So you brought a ring over? Yeah, and anything could happen.

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Like a note could have even got caught.
There was no travel insurance either.
Or nothing either. Yeah, I'm guessing you'd.
I was really, I put all my faithin Maddie, which, you know,
probably wasn't the best idea, but it got there.
You gave it to her to bring to that I was.
Getting fucking sideswiped before I even fucking left by
because everyone was giving it aday before or the two days

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before. My dad was joking about like
engagement rings with me. He said oh, I would have gone
like half on you with you. And I was like, now you tell me.
You should have said, You shouldhave said out, come here
quickly. Just dropped a few jeans.
Maddie, Maddie shows you need togive it to me for one SEC.
I just want to show you something, Dad.
Yeah, Split. Thanks.

(24:41):
Over the cash. Yeah, I was.
And then even on the way when we're on the way to Bali, right.
So Beck has the big fuck off bags and whatnot.
She got this like carry on bag. I I had nothing.
I had a wallet, I had a phone. I had my Airpods, Airpods, my
Airpods. I.
Don't. Like I had my earphones, my
earphones at on Airpods, I don'tknow, wireless, wireless
headphones. And we've gone through the
security and obviously Beck's getting a bag like searching

(25:02):
everything. I walk straight past and the
lady's like, oh, like to Beck, the lady that she said to Beck,
she goes, oh, you got a ring on your finger?
And she goes, no, she goes, oh, well, like sort him out.
I didn't hear it. I'm like, what the fuck?
And then Beck told me that and I'm like, you don't even know,
bitch. Hope you see that same bitch on
the way out. This week's quiz is capital

(25:22):
cities and that and that and that.
OK, fuck. Is that?
So can I please have buzzers starting with Billy?
You almost meant something else,didn't you, Matt?
Hong Kong, Jimmy, you say A double.
Word. It's crazy.

(25:43):
I need to hear the full word. No, it's hyphenated, so it's
one. But you're putting Hong Kong.
I'm not good. He's he's going to say Hong Hong
so many times. I was.
Thinking about. It and that and that and that.

(26:06):
That's the title of the quiz andthat OK, And that Singapore?
What? What is this gonna be?
One question? The rest is jazz.
What's? That.
And that. And that 100% is. 1.
Singapore. You are such a Singapore girl.

(26:29):
Hong Kong hyphenated that's. Right.
Singapore's special as well. Question one, It's the capital
city, any country. That's why it's special.
That's why it's Hong Kong that's.
Why I didn't have that? It's 2, isn't it?
Yeah. That's why I did it first.
Question, what is the capital ofJapan?
Singapore. Tokyo.
Correct. Join him.

(26:51):
Bonus point, what's the population?
Hong Kong. Wait, that's.
Japan or Tokyo? Tokyo, it's 148 million.
So wrong. Singapore 18,000,000 325 million
stop. Singapore, all right.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Before you say anything. I was a close.
It's closest to now. Yeah, I was the closest.

(27:12):
To right the first one. Yes.
Yeah, I thought so. OK, it's 12 million.
No. Damn it, no, I thought it's
closest to. Yeah, do with that invention
what you must, Matt, Billy. What?
That's gonna get Sage closest here.
I'm gonna say Hong Kong 16,000,000.

(27:36):
Billy. Fuck, I know.
This whole time I'm gonna say 23million.
Point Billy, It's 37. Fuck me, that's a lot of it one.
City What's What's the pop of Japan?
Total it's like 100 and something million.
Is it 114 Ninety 8,000,098? No, it's 124.

(27:57):
You almost got it right the first.
Time. Fuck yeah.
All right, what is the capital city of?
Egypt. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Billion. Singapore.
Cairo, you didn't know the head,you.
Just know John, Jimmy, John. Jimmy But then and then I'm
here. Wait, wait.

(28:18):
And I'm looking, right? I'm here with my mouth open.
You can't give him the point he was.
Trying to give you. A point, Billy, I was trying to
give you a point because he's about to write down a point for
you and you're saying wait, wait, and then you go Singapore.
Cairo All right, Jimmy. 2/1. You be faster.

(28:40):
Yeah, please. Hey.
You know, put the point, put the.
Point bonus point, what is the population Singapore of what?
Cairo or Cairo? 24,000,000.
Wait, are we? Doing wrong.
Sorry it's not closest point. Sorry, what's going?
On is it closest to or is it enhanced?
No, it's first round is damn it guesses.

(29:02):
Second round is closest to. OK. 14,000,000.
No. I always just left.
My. Teeth that looked away, Hong
Kong, 6,000,000. No, now everyone closest.
To Singapore 19,000,000, Hong Kong 6,000,000.

(29:22):
What? It's still the same.
What are you trying to? Figure out, I'm so kidding, 13
million. That point, it's 8 million.
Fuck, I was trying to work out where the middle is between you
2 and then it's. Like all right, that way I've

(29:43):
got a bench there. Question three, What is the
country with the capital city? Is New Delhi, Singapore, India
Correct? That is shit.
That's capital city's done. Shit, wow, that was by the
chance. No population.
No. No, there's like 100 million,
isn't there? I didn't do it.
I think it, yeah, there's a lot.Are you questioning me, Jimmy?

(30:07):
How am I questioning you? I'm just saying how many
fucking? Let's.
Strike. Let's strike one.
Let's strike. One that bus looks good home.
Strike two hope. You got your bus pants done all
right. You're lucky I didn't hear that.

(30:27):
I will come here on the other ride, so you know, all right,
strike 1 billion all. Right, bonus game first one how
many cards? Why didn't?
You tell us we had bonus games before.
I said I and I said. Yeah, Hong Kong 52.
How many cards do I have in my wallet?
Singapore. What kind of cards?
How many cards? Wait, wait, what's the point of
this mini game? That's a mini game.

(30:48):
How many cards you got? 8.
Wrong. Hong Kong 12.
Wrong. What are you counting on your
fingers again for? You have.
Seven No closest 2 now. Singapore 3.

(31:10):
Jimmy. 'S definitely out I'm.
Going to give everyone a pot tip, Jimmy's come on.
Unless you say 2 and one. I thought it might have been
tricky. He's just taking everything out
of his watch. Hong Kong Just.
To fuck me up with this question10. 11.
Billy Point, I have 17 cards in my wallet.
What the shit that reaction to Jimmy's on you?

(31:31):
I does it mate. When you said you said 7 and I
almost broke. You don't remember because I
know I've been made fun of because I had a lot of cards in
my wallet once. I can't remember.
No, Matt always makes fun of that.
How weird is genre the word genre?
It shouldn't be felt with the case, John.

(31:53):
Isn't it genre? It should be John RA.
I don't think he's John RA though.
Isn't it? Is John RA no genre?
It's French. Good.
Yeah, Gen. RA Gen ready.
Get ready. Are you ready?
Get ready. What's the scores, man?
Really. 2 Did Jimmy want to meetyou?

(32:14):
3 Billion. All right, next genre is fuck,
I'm winning. Next genre is animals.
OK. And what is the most venous
animal in Singapore? Ground Snake.
No. Inland Taipan, No.
Hong Kong funnel web swatter. No hit Australian.
Singapore blue ringed octopus no.

(32:35):
Hong Kong platypus No. No, fuck, I blanked.
I was gonna say he said it's in the water, he said.
Sydney Funnel. Web.
It's in the water. Hong Kong box jellyfish.
Bang that thing. Bonus point, how many people has
it killed in Australia? Singapore.
Ever this we're gonna do one round closest to OK, good

(32:56):
forever in history. Recorded in history.
Recorded like 12,000 people. Hong, Hong Kong. 8. 50. 3.67
people. Wow.

(33:16):
Bonus bonus point, how many people can one drop of its venom
kill? Hong Kong A. 100 it's closest.
It's close to the first round again.
Hong Kong 100. One drop.
A single drop. One single drop.
I swear I've read. This 750.
One drop a box? Really. 50 Do you know, I mean,

(33:38):
if these are going to be reasonable?
Singapore 50. Point Jimmy 60 people with one
drop bonus bonus bonus point. It will be I get why this
quizzes an hour. How quickly can someone die
Singapore? 15 minutes.
That's closest to again, Bubba. What, you're gonna go?

(34:03):
You're gonna guess you're gonna.Guess close how quickly closest
to I was. Ready.
He had his turn. He buzzed before me.
But now I'm thinking. Yeah, why is Matt's roasting?
You're just. I've gone first out of the the
lesser. Every time.
What do you say, 15? Minutes. 2 minutes.
Singapore 7 Jimmy wins 5 minutes.

(34:23):
Fucking doing in 5 minutes. Yeah, I'm true.
So that's the box Chilli fish guys.
Go on. Fine, which land animal has the
highest blood pressure think this, think this one Fruba.
Singapore. You think about it, you'll get
it. Singapore Elephant.
Why? Why you ever see me about how I
say words like? We just say.
Thing. You're.

(34:44):
Saying. But that's how we always say I
can say think, though you can't say fucking Otter.
Otter. Otter think about Jimmy's wrong
by. The way what is it?
Which bland animal has the highest blood pressure?
Hong Kong humans, No. Why not?
Because there's the reason. Eyes blood pressure.

(35:07):
Elephant Jim used an elephant. Oh fuck in.
A sense though you was a close, did you?
Yes, I did. Can I go again?
Yeah, Rhinoceros. No Hong Kong, you're right.
Bang because of their neck. Really.
Oh think about it crazy. I when I saw that today I got.
Just because it's going to travel so far to get to the
head, but that's like a. Yeah.

(35:30):
Wait, is that like a trick question like high blood
pressure because the necks are so high?
That's why it has to. That's the highest blood
pressure. Yeah, but like because their
their blood, because they're, because they're so high, their
blood is already high. Crazy, eh?
I was very fascinated. I know where you I'm never where
you're getting. At Where'd you find that?
Man, imagine that poor person who has to go around and test
everyone's blood pressure. Time for the lion with the

(35:57):
lowest blood pressure digging the hole now.
I assume it'd be a reptile of some kind.
Sure, it'd be like. A.
Like a mole. No, they're hard for the
cheetah. But.
They dig underground, so they're.
Like I think it'd be something cold, like a old reptile of
some. Sort I really thought like a
rhyme nostrils or something that's got like a lot of meat on
it would require high blood pressure in order to pump so

(36:18):
much blood around that is. That what it does.
Is that what high blood pressuremeans?
Like it takes more to pump your blood?
Yeah. Yeah.
Wow. But there's a few.
There's a few other things in itthough.
Testing because it's just testing more than just your. 4
to Jimmy, 4 to Billy, 3 to Matt.Fucking hell, how many questions
we have to? Find this question this question
6 Now what is the only content without native snakes?

(36:40):
Wait, wait, say again. What is the only continent with
the content? Singapore.
Singapore. Singapore.
Singapore Antarctica. Bang.
Thanks for not roasting me. Yeah.
Not a problem. Yeah, worth it.
You don't want to strike for a good up tip bad things fighting
out. I was just put a point on mine.

(37:03):
All right, bonus game. Fuck, how much in physical money
do I have in my wallet? Singapore 0.
Skinny point do. You have your wallet on.
Here, Yeah, let's check. Let's check and.
Bring. It up single coin or a single
note Hong Kong a dollar. Hong Kong No, I'm not Go just
just just $0.20. Let me.

(37:26):
Just just done, OK, There's nothing.
Checking your DMV Checking your.Condom pockets.
OK, now they've. Got cards in?
There, checking your condom pockets.
I've got cards, there could be something in there.
There's not a zip or anything? No.
I've got no. I've got no.
Money. Trick question.
I'll win. Let's go 6.
No, that's fucked and that and that and that is fucked.

(37:48):
It's a lot lighter than I thought, so it's a lot lighter
than I thought it would. Be.
You know what's funny? Wow.
Yeah. At least four of these cards
have no value, Scott, at least Ithink.
That is so twisted. You're back.
You must lean. I do a clean out of my wallet
like once a. Year I need to clean out because
I've got a woolly rule card in there at the back of it scraped
off so I can't actually use it. I've also got a Hoyt skid
voucher that's expired. I've got a boost card that

(38:11):
doesn't work either. I had a stack of receipts from
Fiji last year because you got to sign everything to the room.
Oh shit. So I had a stack of the receipt
in my wallet and it was kept in in there for like the last year.
Yeah, now you're. Probably going to keep it on
your shelf for the next 10. No, I shredded them.
What, you got a shredder? Yeah, well, of course.
It's shredded. They're just throwing it off the

(38:32):
shredding. Because I had my name and shit
on it. So.
Oh yeah, just in case I don't want anyone stealing my
identity. I'm a billion dollars all.
Right, You never know. New genre, that is it.
Genre is. It what about that?
Is it classified as genre or is it thing it's?

(38:53):
General, general knowledge. Yeah, it is random.
Same thing. That wait, what is it?
Is it random? Yeah, it's that, It's that.
You know it's that. Was it that or that?
Wasn't like how many coins in your wallet, dad?
No, that was bonus game. That was still the bonus game,
yeah. Running up the question 7.
Fuck me I'm trying to speed through this as well.

(39:14):
What year did the Titanic sink? Singapore Was it you, I.
Don't know. Hong Kong, that was 1914.
It was Matt 1914. Wrong.
Singapore. Singapore.
I mean, that was yeah. Hong Kong 1912.
Bang. That was my fucking answer.
Why did I? Give it to.

(39:36):
Him wasn't your answer. Because you said you said 1914.
You I was going to it was that or that of what soon as you were
wrong. 1914 was the war. Hat it.
Was 1914 the. War.
I knew it was 14 and 12. As soon as you said 14 was
wrong, I was like, OK, I was. I was actually going to say 16.
I feel how many herbs and spicesare in KFC. 11 Bang.
Billy. I got that weird knowledge.

(39:59):
Hey, you know you didn't put my point down for the, what do you
call it, Scott 0 money. I did.
That's your 5. Yeah, No, 'cause I was on five
before that. Nah, I was on five before that.
No, you weren't. Yeah, 'cause I got the question
right before that. What was the question?
Right. What was the question?
Check how many. Points was the question before
what was the question before themoney he.
He's questioning you, Scott. That's the question.
It doesn't matter. Yeah, it's Antarctica.
You Antarctica was 5 and the Scott's money was you didn't.

(40:20):
You didn't put me, you didn't put a point down for Scott's
money before. You go back, you know what?
Take one off him. Take one often.
I was going to say, I'm not even.
Insulting you? He did.
I'm going to go back. I'm literally ripped of a point
now. I've been taken off by SO.
What's the score? Jimmy's on 4, Matt's on three,
Billy's on 6. Did you fight just St?

(40:42):
James No, I actually didn't. How am I in trouble?
I question Matt. I'm not going to say anything
because I'm in front. Question Question Question 9
What does MPC stand for? Hong Kong.
Matt. Non non playable character.
Hey, my H came out first. Didn't it?

(41:03):
Didn't. Even get close.
It didn't. Oh my God.
No quiz masters ring a quiz. Six point someone down to 4.
Sorry, what? That other guy said something.
Can't you send him a mic? Put him last all the time.
This is. You're not your type.
Of your type. This is good.

(41:24):
Question 2. What is alopecia?
Singapore alopecia. Where?
Yeah, no go. Wait, no, you.
Just fucking Hong Kong. He stole the.
Answer from me when you start losing your head.
Let me answer. I fucking buzzed and then all of
a sudden you started buzzing. I stopped because I didn't

(41:46):
realise that you'd buzzed. This is insane.
Did he did he actually buzzed first?
I did. Can I answer the question?
Answer the question? Who can answer the question
because I buzzed first, I said I.
Said the answer. Jimmy, what's the answer?
It's. When you start losing your hair.
Thank you, Jimmy. Thanks.

(42:10):
I had no idea what the answer. Was excuse me?
He saw that he just robbed you. He robbed US 5.
Jimmy 4. Maybe. 6 billion.
This last question has two points in it, and it's the bonus
game, the final. One so I've lost.

(42:30):
No, he has two points. Yeah.
So you're in there. Because I was, I was may or may
not have been robbed before. Wait, wait till we really listen
to this quiz and I've been. Robbed Matt's got to give me a
point. No, I I won't be listening.
I won't be listening. There you go.

(42:51):
What? Why wouldn't you listen to it
do? I ever because.
I'm on a strike. I take a point.
It's anyone's game. Now I just look like I've got
more 6:00 I've got I've got a strong. 6 Do you want to have 4?
But if you try to take that strike away, I'm just going to

(43:12):
have strong six, even stronger 6.
You're lucky. You're lucky.
I'm generous, all right. How many items of clothing am I
wearing to work at the moment? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
All right, so. It's like wait.
Why do you say wait? Sorry, Buzz, Why are?

(43:32):
You saying that? No, no, no, no.
In terms of the question, I was gonna no, no, I'm not.
I just want to know specifics interms of, for example, if you
have gloves, socks, is it 1? Is it 1-2 pair, one pair?
Like that's what I was going to ask about.
Does that make sense? I'm not counting.
Individual. Gloves.
That's what I wanted to know because I didn't know if you're
going to go real specific or you're going to.
Choose count. Yes.
OK, so we're going to go. If you say it and get it right,

(43:57):
that's two points. 8 Wrong Hong Kong 7 wrong Singapore Hong Kong
Jimmy Hey Jimmy 6 Hong Kong 9. Matt Wow 6.
Or 9 this. Is bonus point name.
Them Hong Kong shoes, socks, your trackies, your shirt, your

(44:24):
jumper. Your gloves gone.
No gloves. Go on gloveless.
Go on, gloveless. Gloveless.
Wow. You hoodie.
Yep, you beanie. Gone.
Hong Kong, yeah. Didn't you say gloves?
Yeah, I did, yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
Think about it shoes. Think about it shoes.

(44:44):
Yeah. That was socks.
Yeah. Yep.
Trackies, Yep. Shorts, Yep.
Shirt, Yep. Hoodie.
Yep, your watch. That doesn't count.
It doesn't. Yeah, I'll let you keep guessing
because that doesn't count. So it doesn't count.
Think about it. You're missing a main 1,
Singapore. Missing a main one that goes on

(45:05):
1st. Can I have a turn?
Singapore. Bye.
You have a turn. There you go.
Shoes, Yep. Socks, Yep.
Undies, Yep. Shorts, Yep.
Trackies, Yep. Hoodie, Yep.
Shirt. Yep.
What number am I up to? Seven I think 7 singlet no.
OK, I'm gonna work my way out. Shoes, Yep.

(45:26):
Socks, Yep. Undies, Yep.
Shorts, Yep. Trackies, Yep.
Your shirt, Yep. Your hoodie?
Yep. And do you the the cover things
on your do you put them on your boots like for your socks?
No, you don't put the boots on. I'll give you a hint.

(45:49):
The obvious one you're missing is I wear all the time in a
sense. Hong Kong.
Yep. OK, we're still one off Socks.
Yeah, you'll be one off and one more.
That's eight, no? It's a nine.
That's 9. What?
Yeah. What?
Can I guess the 9th? Yeah, you only need to guess the
9th. Now everyone can guess the 9th.
That's it. Work jumper.

(46:10):
No, that's the jumper. I thought you might want Sunnys.
Yeah. Hong Kong Sunny headphones.
Hong Kong Sunnys Singapore watch.
Nah, I said. What shirt?
Nah. Like not your work shirt, not
your shirt. I'll give you a hint.
Step one. That's ugly Hint.
Maybe you're doubling up? I'm doubling up on something.

(46:35):
Hong Kong, another shirt. No, your socks.
Yep, let's go your double socks.I double sock right now.
My feet are so cold and my and my shoes are so bad that I get
wet straight away. So I have a double sock.
Thing What's the score of the kids?
That point on there. Was that last?

(46:58):
Was that last question? Congratulations, Billy.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Clean your hands. Can I please have my can?
That's not mine again. Thank you.
Oh. It's cold.
Loses. Some paint on the bottom.
I'm gonna give you the odd tip. The gloves are coming out
tomorrow, though If this squeezes next week there would
be 10 items of clothing on me, double socked.

(47:21):
I also didn't think about that wasn't I did miss the watch.
That would have been. I thought you'd be you'd be a
double under. No, I don't like no double
because I've already. Got double undies outrage.
I've got undies, I always need aspare, so 2 pairs of socks
because we're like regulation socks so that would be
uncomfortable because my shoes are so fucking worn out that
there's so much room in there. And if I wear these socks that

(47:43):
are heaps like fucked, they sliparound.
So if I wear my pair of socks with them, it warms me up, it
keeps that layer of my like inside dry as well, and it fits
better. You're such a wimp.
How am I wimp? What time do you leave work?
What time do you leave house like?
Yeah, pretty much. Bus right you.
Just said you you have 9 items of clothing, 10 with your watch.

(48:06):
That's a lot of clothing. Yeah.
And how do you normally do fine?And then if you include watch
next week and tomorrow I'm gonnahave gloves 11.
And then a Beanie's coming out soon, so it's gonna be at 12.
Six. I'm back at 5:00.
That's too much. I'm cold.
I'm I can't help it. I'm so.
Cold shoes, socks, maybe 6 shoes, socks, undies, shorts,
shirt, jumper same like 6 is your Max that's.

(48:28):
You're doubling us. You're gonna be doubling us.
Even through the whole of winter, are you wearing?
Are you wearing not long pants during whole of winter?
Not wearing long pants. That is fucking.
It's so cold. Fucking pants are so
comfortable, you move. I'm still cold, my hands are now
freezing. I think I've got a disease.
You've got bad circulation. You've got bad.

(48:48):
Circ bad blood pressure. Yeah, you end up with your hands
like mine. It's got weird shaped hands,
yeah, but. Billy, you say?
You've got long fit. For Billy, you wear all, like,
less clothes, but you get blue, you turn blue.
Yeah. You look at the colour of my arm
and then look at the colour of my hand.
Yeah, so I've got this. I've got to ask a polar.

(49:09):
Actually, why'd you point at that like that?
Why did it? Could be that's you say
alopecia. Yeah.
Oh no, I said. You said alopecia.
There's a. There's some, there's some, not
a disease, but it's whatever it is, it's just through the genes
basically. And my extremities get cold.

(49:30):
So the blood doesn't flow to my extremities.
So my hands and feet and like myknees, ears, gravities, God,
they get cold. But everything else, like look,
the colour of my arm is fucking normal.
And then we get to here, I've got a photo of it.
I get there and it just goes blue.
Is it the same with your feet? Yeah, same with my feet and my
knees for some reason, like on the kneecap.

(49:52):
Yeah, he's like, like frozen. Anyone see the bird that got
done in the speed camera by speed camera I?
Did see this? Did you say that I did what?
No, look at this where. Where does that come?
From because I'll just see I have this right.
Where is it? Let me find it here.
It is work for flying duck caught by Swiss.

(50:13):
Speed camera is repeat offender.What was the speed?
Local police said a maled wild duck was snapped on radar and it
was clocking in at 52 kilometresin a 30 kilometres.
Like he's quiet, he's feeling double on the speed limit.
Though he was pumping. The fact he's a repeat
offender's a bit of a shock. That's a good photo of it.

(50:34):
I want to know something that deep, OK, I want to know if you
guys yes, do the same. No.
So I've I've got a problem all right.
I've got a pill for you. So when I'm driving in my car,
are the to work from work prettymuch driving anywhere?

(50:54):
You get angry. Yes.
But is that your problem? No, the problem that I'm the
reason I'm getting angry is I'm having arguments in my head.
With people that are on the roador no people that are on the
road. You're you're foreseeing what a
possible scenario could entail. I'm just, I'm always.

(51:14):
Arguing. I've done that so many times
and. I'm getting so.
Working angry. So angry over something that
hasn't. Happened.
That's normal though. Yeah, you've just worked
yourself up. No, but like I feel like that I
do that with everything. But I'm.
Always. Is it only when you're driving
though, or you're always doing it?
I feel like you're. Doing a lot, You've done a lot,
but especially when I'm driving.Just I get in trouble when I do

(51:35):
but. I'm I'm just so and.
Who? You're doing it in your head.
Yeah, but then I tell us Lane. Well, there's your problem.
Yeah, I'm so anger. I need to get this argument that
hasn't happened. Now you know what I mean.
Get it out in the mirror in the bathroom.
Do you have a? Do you have a primary topic of
anger that you just get? No, like I'm just always
thinking of things that people are going to try.

(51:56):
And you said things then? It's just always annoying me.
That's just the way the world works.
I've I've had yeah, I, I do arguments in my head.
Someone in the shower, I wouldn't just really say in
work, like in the car, but shower, you just argue with
everything, yeah. I'm not in there long enough.
Or or when? Someone's good you.

(52:17):
Think of something you could have said in an argument.
No, no, David could have no SO. You.
I still think about that. Years ago, years ago Arguments.
Oh man. Oh, I'm pissed off.
Now. Good stuff, I thought.
I thought I was when you think of something.
Funny that you could have said in a funny moment.
Now you can't say because it's not funny now because I'm not in
the moment. They get me a lot.
You can't say you can't. You can't go back and.

(52:38):
Actually say it. Or you go back and you think
about something you said that you thought was funny and it's
just silent. I heard that the other day.
It is the worst. I did that into the fucking
premiere of NSW, yeah. Well, you can't, Cleonca.
Shut up. Who am I?
Who am I? Who says that?
Who? Cleonca.
It's like a Cleonca Who says that.

(52:59):
Obviously don't pursue a Korean comedy.
Like but like who says that? Like like how do you?
Well, you do, but why, right? So like and.
Then you laugh at yourself and you look down like, oh, what am
I? Well, it's Monday, so I think
there's a little bit of forgiveness there for for that.
No, I'm angry. Now I'm probably like, is this

(53:21):
half wit he's? Not talking.
What do you call it? Pissed off with Beck at the
airport, we had an argument because so Maddie got to fly.
I'm so going to be on Beck's idea.
No, Maddie got to fly and she got to go into like the the
lounge she flew, yeah, she flew Qantas and she got to go on the
lounge. And I didn't realise Beck hadn't
gone to the lounge. And Beck starts telling me, oh,
I actually like it out in the main part of the airport.

(53:41):
I like the atmosphere. I'll tell you what.
I'll give you an hot tip. I'm not a Beck's side.
I'll tell you for free. Yeah, it's free food, Free food,
free fucking alcohol, quiet freedrinks, comfortable chairs.
Fuck your atmosphere. Mimosas on tap.
You can have whatever the fuck you want in that lounge.
Atmosphere, atmosphere, atmosphere.

(54:02):
The fucking airport atmosphere. No, I reckon that's the top
three worst atmospheres in the world.
No. Top three.
Don't you like to like sit therethough at the window?
Sometimes, but like it'll no. Just windows in the lounge in
the. Lounge you've got a better more
gun to the lounge you got to hide yeah you got a higher
viewing range you got a high ones it's.
I can go well. This time I flew international,

(54:22):
got to go in there. It's so go once a year, that's
my first. One, it's so funny.
And you guess what I have to. I've known since I'm four to
seven floors now because I'm a fucking.
Loser, just go in. Food.
Like there's food planted everywhere.
You they just have mini bars forfull full of alcohol.
It's the best thing. Coke, whatever you want.
You just go in, grab it, beautiful.
You're done. You're free.
Yeah, free. Alcohol, Yeah.
Free. Everything I was having.
Free emotions, free piss, yeah. That's why.

(54:43):
And Beck's telling Beck's after I've just paid fucking $20.00
for a fucking beer. And I love the I love the
airport embassy. Yeah, great.
Yeah, I could be going to go to a fucking mini bar 8 beers down
in about 30 minutes. But Nah, I love paying 20 bucks
for a fucking one beer. Get Atmosphere.
Everyone's angry, Everyone's angry.
Anxious. It's like, probably I can.
The airport might be probably the happiest place on earth.

(55:05):
No, no. What's better?
Wait, what? Disneyland.
Yeah, Disneyland N Qantas Loungeairport is pretty good a.
Footy game when? You no airport.
Something. No.
No. No, but you're annoyed.
This place on earth I'm. Never in a good mood at airport.
I'm an anxious, tell you anxiousgoing.
Canberra that day that was meantto come back here for the potty

(55:26):
wasn't happy. I can tell you that was not a
happy airport 'cause that was about fucking 4 gates long of
people waiting for delayed flights.
Those people weren't happy. I was one of those people.
I was very angry. About like when you're going
like when you're ready to go on holiday, you're kind of happy,
like you're OK, whatever, peopledon't bother me.
But then also something happenedto me on the aeroplane.

(55:48):
I just didn't expect it to. I've got stage fright going on
the toilet and I was just bed bymyself.
It was the weirdest experience in my life.
I got everything it was. I used a urinal by myself
Regardless, I get stage fright. Here's why I don't use urine No,
but I was like I haven't gone tothe air like on an aeroplane
toile in ages and like you're free with I was like it was like
the three and the person on the inside with like the aisle was
the. Stranger plane or you're at the

(56:09):
airport. On the plane, on the plane, the
stranger was there and she got up together. 12 Oh, now's a good
time. So we didn't bother and we went.
I went to go and I just couldn'tgo.
And it just bothered me so much.That's outrageous that you
followed her to the bathroom though.
No, we we decided it was a good time to get up because we didn't
want to bother her. Does that make sense?
Like if me and Beck was on the. Window followed her to the
bathroom. Though basically you followed
who to the bathroom, The we. Didn't follow her.

(56:29):
We just got up. After so, so, so, so she was in
the bathroom. And then what did you do?
I got up. I got up.
I got up. Well, it was a good time to go
to the toilet now. So you went to the.
Bathroom. So you followed her to the
bathroom? No, she went to the other
bathroom. It was all right, but she went
to the right hand silent to the left.
But you followed her to the bathroom.
No, I didn't follow her. No, but you did.
No, now you're making it seem creepy.
Did you? I'm just saying what you did.
I'm not doing anything. You take it over, you would

(56:50):
have. Done.
And that one and that one in there got stage fright, went
back. I'm like this sucks.
Right, so you didn't pee at all?No.
It was the weirdest experience. You don't even get it.
I don't. Even get it?
Why? I don't know and.
Then you need to pee when you sat down, Yes.
When you went to the bathroom, were there people waiting?
No, no, just it wasn't happening.
You should have said no, no, no.You were definitely you were

(57:10):
just worried about creeping her out.
Yeah, no. Subconsciously, no.
But you followed her to bathroom.
No. Do you?
Want me to give you a present? I've been waiting.
So yeah. Now then, we'll finish.
I haven't got myself one. It's gonna be anything the whole
time. This could be anything.
I still don't know what it is. Can you explain it?

(57:30):
Really. Once you open it?
Yeah. So is this from Barley James?
No, I bought it. It was.
I can't say it. I'll just wait until he opens
it. What?
What, what, What made you think of this James I?
Have no idea what this can be. It's.
At the moment I have a zipped. Up little pouch, a black
circular pouch. Yeah, circular pouch.

(57:52):
Now there's a black bag inside said pouch.
I still don't. Know, swear to God, it is is.
It Is this going to be like yourleft testicle or something?
No, if these are coins, I'm going to freak out.
It's a golden snitch fidget spinner look I got myself.

(58:14):
One I'm feeling it in there likewhat could this?
Be I've been playing it with work.
I've been playing with it at work for so long.
Where's a good spin? That's one little time.
Where'd you find that? Still stopping.
What made you think of this, this, this?
Was imported from. Amsterdam, the dam.

(58:35):
The dam. It is sorry this.
Episode would be like released later.
I was looking for this like I put on, I put Harry.
Potter it might be released nextto.
No, we hadn't ever said we, we, I put in, I put Harry Potter
into Amazon Prime when I was looking for stuff and it came up
with that like a golden stitch fidget spinner.
I was like, holy shit. I remember when Billy bought in
a fidget spinner and I'm like. That's not serious spin, Matt.

(58:57):
Matt is top three worst. Billy is locked in.
Wait, you? Should run this we've.
Lost Billy, man, we've lost Billy.
Trash. Trash.
That's pretty cool. It's like heavy.
Well, that's getting an all time.

(59:18):
It's actually if you've created into it, it's creating wind.
This week's Billy's Trash or treasure, We have two items.
First item on trash or treasure is actually I've got two of
them. These are how old am I, 27?
Yeah, it's. Always a bad start.

(59:39):
Now 25? Holy shit these things are like
12 years old. That's fucked up.
I got these at thing. Might remember good life.
Fuck me, there's. More wristbands or fucking
tokens or. Wristbands baby.
Oh my God, so they. Are Oh my God, is that.

(01:00:05):
Who is Jerry is? That one, Swanson 1.
Burgundy one Burgundy here. Swanson Which one?
That's the case, That's. Park and wrecks thing.
Who is Jerry though? Yeah.
Who is Jerry? Oh my God, I remember.
Who is Jerry? No, you don't.
Any question? Every answer he knows well not
199 Jerry SMS to a full. Name and suburb 219.

(01:00:27):
Wait, message that. Right now, message it. $4.50 per
message. Don't message it 4. 5012 years
ago, that is. 50 per. That's your messaging for that.
It's disgusting. Jerry knows Monica Kelly has
more talent than an audition dayat X Factor.
What the fuck? So you paid $4.50 for someone
just to be nice to you? Me, that is crap, but that's

(01:00:49):
what someone would do. That's what someone would do.
Yeah, that's not interesting. Slap bands.
I've seen many a slap. Band I'm not I am nice.
This is. I'd rather you're a library.
Bag just do it, But just do it. Billy, Billy, this thing's dog
shit because this thing is straight up top.

(01:01:11):
Shit, I was. I was surprised I was looking
one. So why do you have both, though
they're different the inside? I got 2 fat wrist.
The inside's different, that's the only thing.
Yeah, the inside's different, but also different about it.
They were giving him out for free so I got 2.
Yeah, so throw him out. I only just found him, I forgot
I had him. Giving him out for free doesn't.
Make sense? Seriously.
Not like this is for free. This.
Was this the bad one? What was this, the bad trash or

(01:01:34):
treasury? Yeah, good one.
Yeah, we know. Because.
That's the worst thing you do? This this is just.
Straight Oh man, that's all time.
I haven't seen those in. That's that is.
No good life is under eighteens,right?
Yeah. Yeah, I never, I fucking know
in. Future was over 18.

(01:01:56):
Jimmy, did you go to good life? Yeah, because Austin wanted to
go and I was like, I had no ideawhat it was and I nearly died
because I was in. I got in the bubble because I
was like a foam bubble pit thing.
Oh yeah, yeah. And I got my face right in front
of the bubble thing. I was just trying to suffocate
here. I haven't changed that I.
Came so close to dying and no one knew.
I was just dancing. I was just struggling to

(01:02:18):
breathe. Would that?
Be drowning or suffocating Drowning.
Or suffocating. No drowning, it's got it felt
like someone bubble in my I don't know honestly, I could not
how do. You know that no like I get
major videos. There right now, if you died
like on the news would say like one teenager like died, people

(01:02:38):
would think drugs. No, no.
James got suffocated by the bubble machine.
The fine. Machine.
Yeah, they found, they found soap in his soap.
Soap in the lung. This one is in a way, it's
something I earn. There's too much noise going on.
So it's an Arcade 1, isn't it? That's so much noise.

(01:02:59):
He's gonna open a plastic. It's in plastic.
This is my. SAC badge.
I was on the what's SAC used to be called SRC.
What's the You are such a? Student Advisory Council.
How the fuck is this a good one?What do you mean save the key?

(01:03:23):
Maybe just put that through yoursinglet card.
That's a nice singlet man. It.
Cost me 5 bucks. Wait, now on this podcast we've
said this is bad a lot. Why?
Why does it look? Good like.
It's in good nick. So what year?
So it's a student. It's 2009.

(01:03:45):
It's a closed pin that says Student Advisory Council.
What? Two years, 2009 What year in
fucking school? Oh.
Year 6, that's so. Bad.
Were you at SRC in high school? No.
I did this shit once and I nevergave a shit about doing.
You advice? You advice?

(01:04:05):
Yeah, I was vice Captain. Yeah, I wasn't.
I wasn't in SRC as well. I can't use a defamatory.
Technically was in SRC. As well.
Did you have to do any speeches for this?
Yeah. There's a video.
I didn't want to waste my time doing that shit and going to
meetings and stuff that they used to do.
I got to go on a camp because. I was a house captain.
I got to go to the beach every day.

(01:04:26):
You live at the beach. Exactly because I didn't do that
shit. No, it's not after school.
Yours after school. No, they used to have the
meeting. They used to have meetings
during lunch, Yeah, I think whatthe fuck?
And sometimes during like periods, but mainly it was like
lunch or after school. I was house captain or
something. Didn't have to do anything

(01:04:47):
except get heat stroke at the swimming carnival.
Shout out because you paint yourself yellow and don't think
about it. In case you want to.
Slap all your sweat holes. Thanks, Billy.
Why? What?
Sticky. Why?
Why is that a? Sandwich bag.
Is it always in that because I? Is it always in that?
Why is it sticky? OK, I was going.
To say that Sammy's bag is. Like why is it sticky?
Billy? Wait, why is it sticky?

(01:05:08):
I feel it. It's just that you know that
stuff, the inner now you know that like they're gonna.
Buy that badge. Like the like almost a resin
that they're using spell advisory.

(01:05:29):
You know what? He wouldn't have been now to
spell that, but he's got a new because he's reading the badge.
Advisory, ADVISORY advisory. Never doubted him.
That's point, Matt. What do you want?
Tie breaker Tie. Yeah, it's not.
Representative. Representative.

(01:05:49):
Couldn't tell you if you're right, that's for sure,
Representative. You put it in the.
Sentative's book. REPR.
ESENTIVE, Representative. Don't look at me, I wasn't
listening to him. That it just.
I think you. I think you, I think I thought
represent you said representative.

(01:06:11):
You know you didn't add the ATIV, the art part I think.
Did you add the R after the P? Yeah, he did, but I don't think
he had the. I only had the EI thought it was
like Rep represented. I don't know, it confused me.
You. Might have been right, but
that's my last point. It's even got like a little,
it's trash. It's even got a little
decoration on there. No, Jimmy didn't give his

(01:06:33):
answer. Sorry, let me take that back,
trash. That might have been the 1st 6
for six trashes. Yeah, normally I'd give you a
bit. Of yeah, you get a SIM card.
I did haven't, I had probably more at the start.
I can't imagine we did two things.

(01:06:54):
Trash everywhere. Oh, there was definitely.
It was a good period, yeah. Jimmy, Jimmy gave.
I think I got a treasure to a library bag.
Yeah, but I got like early in early days of trash or treasure.
I reckon I went four weeks. Sure match called trash.
Every time. 98% of the time. It's me and me, you, Matt.
Matt is my biggest hater. I conquered Matt one time.

(01:07:19):
He gave me double treasure. Yeah.
Felt like a new man you've. Targeted me and Jimmy a few
times and you've got you've won over the treasure because I've
tried. To target Matt a couple times
and he's giving me trash on the.Item the target is ridiculous.
I'll never. Get over.
So shit, shut your mouth but. How good does it feel when I
give you treasure because that? He's like a drunk, he's always
chasing it. Yeah, it's like, it's like when

(01:07:41):
you're, it's like, I don't know,you get like proud, proud, your
proud dad moment sort of thing. Yeah, mate, you know about that?
Thanks for listening to this week's episode of the Always
Average podcast. It's been episode 75.
Thank you for listening. You can follow us on all of our
social medias at Always Average Pod like Billy's post.

(01:08:06):
If he's trash or treasure, vote for it.
It's. All treasure.
Yeah, I. Don't really know about.
This one that's. This one if you get 1 treasure
vote. Now you want to know what's
fucking ridiculous before we close this off, My Tony Hawk
signed skateboard on TikTok has more trash than treasure That he

(01:08:31):
is a fucking newborn with Tony Hawk's signature.
How the fuck is that trash? They're giving like things that
I could be fans, Yeah, it's trash.
Some of my other things they're giving that treasure.
We'll see you next time. Bye.
I'm not angry.