Labwork [#72]

Scott goes into the lab to do experiments, Matt and James talk about their night out, Billy has Trash or Treasure and we have Blind Ranking. Episode #72 is as average as it gets.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
And welcome back to the Always Average podcast.
I'm joined here with It's episode 72.
I almost forgot, haven't done one of these in a while.
We're joined here with Matt, Jimmy and Billy.
How are you boys? Hello, Sam, President.
Don't look like Matt. No, you still SUS.
What are you doing there? What are?

(00:20):
You can I just ask you guys a question because I'm, I'm a
recently I've just beaten, I'm just beaten an addiction right
out of biting nails, right. How do you guys function with
nails? Are you?
Do you clean them all the time or you don't even think about
it? Wash my hands.
No, like under the nail. No, if they're like if I was
doing a job like you and it's not.

(00:41):
Even. Where I'm using my hands a lot,
like with soil, things like that.
I'd use. Yeah, you know the.
Brush. Yeah, like the snails.
Carrot. Kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd use. That but it goes under and clean
it but. Like when I get home, I would
just do that. It's like a nail.
File. No, no, no, no, no, no, no the
brush. The file has a little pretty
thing that I can use. What's a?
Brush. There's a nail.
Do you? Know.

(01:01):
Yeah, do you? They're like a little brush like
that and it's got like sort of bristles probably that long on
it all along. Under the nail.
Though Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And you. You.
Use that. No, that would freak me out.
You do that. Freak the brush like.
There's a nail brush. A nail file freaks me out.
I know, but I don't definitely. No nail.
Files. That's too much nail file.
If anyone is nail filing filing nails around me, I have to tell

(01:23):
them to stop. I've got Selena file my nails.
So no bro. No, but we have a file but on
one side it has like a metal. What?
Isn't that a golf wash? It's a Golf Club.
Nail brush so. That's like a shoe brush as
well, That's they're the ones that you put your foot in.
Looks like that so you just put some soap in there and then you

(01:45):
wet your hands and just. Scrub it.
And then all the dirt comes out from under your nails.
You don't need to go and start picking or anything like that.
You'll just clean them up, take you about, I don't know, 30
seconds, 45 seconds, Wash it off.
Done. No, I don't think I could do it
because I might. I might slip and go too deep,
too deep under my nail. No it won't.

(02:05):
Yeah, it won't. You can push.
You can push hard. Once it hits sort of the bed
band, it just bends. The bristle bends.
It doesn't. No, you could do it.
I'll bring mine back. I'm gonna brush.
Your nails I don't. Think I don't think I physically
can handle that. No, you can.
I can't handle any form of brushing.
What about your? Teeth No.

(02:29):
No, no, no. No.
No. What?
What are you going to say? What do you mean?
Why can't he form of brushing? Why can't?
Why not? Why not?
Come on, Say it. Why can't he handle any form of
brushing? What were you saying?
You said you. No, you said you're not going to
say it. Meaning that you had something
to say about his form of brushing.
What were you going to say? You know what?
Yes. Is the way he brushes his teeth.
I won't. I won't get offended.

(02:50):
I won't get offended, Scott. Yeah.
He likes a cow leg. What?
Did you say about my cow? What's a cow?
This little little hair surf. Okay, I've never heard it called
a cow. Why is it called a cow leg?
Why not like a goat? What are you saying?
Because cow your. Hair, it kind of leaks up in a

(03:12):
curve. Yeah, that's where it comes one
like a goat leg. Or a what?
Are you saying don't It's lick lick?
You said leg. I was like, how does this work,
Bryce? Yeah, I, I'm free now with
nails. I I I clean them like all the
time. Well, what do you what do you
clean with? There's a like the the little

(03:33):
shark, so the yeah, the shark bit on the end of.
This bottle you. Have I just get under that and?
Clean it. I always.
I always. Just so much effort.
Get one of my other nails and I just put it under and just.
I do it but then it goes to the other knob.
I'm gonna get you guys a nail brush.
No, I can't. Brush No I.
Need it? You're gonna try it at least
once. It's so bad.
Today I will try it but. It's just it's.

(03:54):
Just. I might need to take it to work
because I'm like no, at work I'mfreaking out.
I'm freaking like this. When it gets done, I freak out.
But you work with dirt, so dirt's going to get under there,
you're going to clean it, and then 30 seconds later, dirt's
going to be back under there. You're freaking me out, You.
Freak out over dirt. In my nails, yeah, I I freaked
me out I. Think you're in the wrong job?
No, I was. Going to say I'm very confused,

(04:15):
but you're a glove guy, right? You're a big glove I hate.
Wearing the gloves, What I hate wearing, unless it's with
something spiky or I'm doing like an actual like a turfing
job, I probably won't go. I don't wear gloves.
Seriously. About nothing I'm.
So confused right now. I'm trying to figure it out so
much. What?
What are you confused about? If you don't like if you don't
like getting dirt underneath your nails, your.

(04:37):
Gloves don't stop and you work from getting on your nails.
They give you a hot tip. Really.
They don't if you're working with soil.
I've never, I've never actually wore gloves.
If I've done like gardening, stuff it.
No, I fucking hate wearing. I hate the.
Hate feeling so sweaty. Oh, it's hot.
You just can't feel. You just can't feel.

(04:58):
I want to. I need to be able to feel.
You want to feel that thorn? You just, like, stab me, yeah.
I want to feel the splinter in there.
I can't believe I saw someone with a goat.
That's going a goat. Where?
Where was it, Brighton? Dead set Brighton.
Like that's not you don't you don't meant to have a pet goat.

(05:18):
Are you allowed to have pet goats in your?
I don't know, but he has a pet goat that just freaked me out
like I saw. So for listen, I saw this.
When was it last week, a couple of days ago.
I forgot it was last week. I sent a photo of I was going
for a walk, right hungover and you went for a walk.
I was going for a walk and I sawa goat and like I thought it was
a dog, realised it was a goat. It had horns.

(05:39):
I was like, what am I looking at?
This is not normal in the suburbthat we're in right now.
It's like bait front. I couldn't see a tone.
I'm like, this is weird. And then yesterday, I think it
was yesterday. Yeah, yeah.
Yesterday. Yesterday.
No. What say is it?
It doesn't matter. Monday, we, we, we had a work on
Monday. Yeah, Monday.

(06:04):
Monday Monday I'm going for a walk again and I actually see
the owner walk out with the goaton a leash.
I'll tell you, I'm just like, why he's?
Probably got chickens and stuff for sure.
But the area he lives in is like, he's not on a farm.
Like why do you have a goat on the waterfront?
Like, well, I'm not just if you've got a goat, you've got to
have more. But he's got so much trust in
that goat. He just lets the goat roam.
Like the goat's got like street smarts and stuff.

(06:27):
Goats got on the water. Acts like it runs around you hit
a goat. Imagine telling your insurance
you hit a goat in the. City.
They're not going to believe you.
So confused. I won't believe you, but it's
And I wanted to take another photo of the goat, but then the
guy was there, so I didn't want to take a photo of the goat
while the guy was there. I'm pretty sure he's used to
being Yeah for. Sure.
He was the most he's photoed. I get way too excited now.

(06:48):
I want to keep going on this walk but I forgot what time I
want to go see this goat again. What happens if I don't see the
goat for a long time? Do you reckon he's been
sacrificed? Probably, probably.
Good chance. To goat?
No, because we've passed. We've passed.
Easter, Yeah, but people sacrifice goats all the time.
Why are we sacrificing goats foryou?
What did we sacrifice goats for?You, No, no, that's lamb.

(07:10):
You sacrifice, you know Moses and they sacrifice the sacrifice
the lamb. No, sacrifice the Lamb and then
put the Lamb's blood like a cross or whatever or whatever it
was on their doors and then God wouldn't come through and take
their first born son or whateverit was not.
Getting involved in a religion. I've got.

(07:30):
I've got absolutely talking about the.
Talking about the sacrifice of the guy.
Absolutely people. People just sacrifice goats to
say and virgins. What about a virgin goat?
I would assume most goats are virgins.
No goats fuck. Kids go to a point.
Yeah. You can go, it's fine, okay.

(07:52):
I saw a video. Here you go.
No this. Video.
No, you actually saw a. Video GOAT some guys.
Land. And there was this big fucking
goat. Big goat.
Ram, you'd say? No, it was a goat it.
Was a big like. Mountain goat.
And it was. Oh, big Ram's sheep, isn't it?

(08:13):
I've no. Idea.
Yeah. So it was mounted.
It was mounted on this other goat, this female goat, like
like full mount. Yeah, it was.
It's like a stocky goat, like he's a, he's a goat goat.
No, no, like a king goat, like aking, like it was big.
He runs the pack. He'd be fucking.
So he's he's rooting this other.He's gang this Khan of.

(08:35):
Goats. Goats.
I was gonna send sheeps. I forgot what we're talking
about. So he's rooting his goat and
then the video that. Sentence in itself down.
So bad. So then the video pans across
and there's this other goat rooting, this other goat
mounted, this goat unmounts and just Rams.
What's a female goat called? Goat it.

(08:56):
Yeah, Gout. I don't know.
Yeah, but there's other goat like he's a, he's a goat's fuck,
goat's fuck. But I think only one goat fucks
like I think the king. Like a like like a pride of.
Lion. Yeah, like, like the king of the
lion den. Yeah, but they're in a den,

(09:16):
aren't they? Well, the rest can fuck, he's
just got. To fuck first.
And once he's. Asleep.
He sees everywhere. Yeah.
I don't know but I saw a video and he just pumped him.
What? Are you searching?
No, it just comes up in my Instagram.
Yeah, definitely. Yeah, you didn't check your.
Algorithm. How's my algorithm showing?
How's it Saturday nightmare? My liver?

(09:42):
My liver. Liver and kidney must stay you
right now without an energy drinks and peace you've been
drinking. It's it's, it's like a little
Raisin right now. You'd have fatty liver for sure.
Right now. You know what happens as I get
fattier? Yeah.
Yeah, I had fatty liver. Really.
Yeah. I had that, yeah, you'll get
fatty liver. Minus the liver.

(10:02):
It might just die. Hope you get a kid in your.
So what happened on Saturday? That word?
Where does this where we go PJS?You guys have to sign some NDA
to talk about this. No, I just, I'm not drinking
anymore. I'm so done.

(10:25):
I'm actually done with drinking.I'll.
Be going out tomorrow. Huh.
It just sucks that I'm good. The one, the one thing you're
good is drinking. I'm not getting hangover.
Yeah. Hangover hunger.
I've it's weird. I don't get hungover.
Hungover like where you're just fucked in your bedridden and you

(10:47):
can't move. I just get like my head's just a
bit tired. That's it.
I I wish I had that. I can function, I can walk
around. You feel stale.
I think I'm always stale. What does?
Feeling stale? Mean.
Like picture. Like.
SpongeBob dried out. Yeah, yeah.
You feel dehydrated, Body's slow, yeah.

(11:07):
And then you just have a then. You just have AV and a coffee in
your back. And some.
Free workout. Oh God, you gotta do talk about.
Anything about Saturday? Or.
No, but. I think they're allowed.
For some reason, I don't know why, how it happened, well, so
James sent a photo of his shoes to us before we even went.

(11:29):
Out Oh no, these trims. So James just sent a photo of
his shoes, so we knew it was game on.
We're going out, we're hitting the town.
Gonna just have fun, you know, And then me and we, we, we're in
the city. So what did me and Jimmy do?
We take a photo of both our shoes because like, oh, you
know, I don't know. He sent a photo.

(11:49):
So I'm like, I want to send a photo.
It's funny. It's just funny.
But then it had to become something, didn't it?
It can never not become something.
So we decided every place we go to, every venue, we have to get
an additional pair of shoes in the photo.
And guess what? There was only three of us who
went out. Yep.

(12:10):
So we hit that three pairs of shoes pretty quick.
Where'd you just peek? At it was 9 shoes.
Yep, 9 pair of shoes it. Was good though, but so we had.
The fact that you guys. There's only three of you.
And you got 9 pairs of shoes. So if I'm reading this
correctly, which I've, I think I.

(12:30):
Am if Yeah. Matt Matt was still going up to
random male and females. Yep, saying can we please take a
photo of thy feet? Yeah, so so it is of their
shoes. They did shoes.
Yeah, we could. We had to say shoes because if
we said, if we said feet, I saw a foot.
They're what was there like sandals or something and so on.
Yeah. But look, if because you can't
walk up to someone and go, can Isee your feet?

(12:52):
Like can I take a photo of your feet?
That's weird. Shoes they're OK with, they're
covered, right? Bit of protection.
We're good there. I saw nine toes.
I got freaked out. I saw you got me out and I saw 9
pairs of toes. I would freak out.
So so so so picture this. Just picture you 2-3 girls.

(13:13):
US 2 are three girls. Picture you got a mate with you.
So you guys are three chicks sitting at a table in a in a
darts bar. All right?
You're just sitting chatting away.
Yeah. Dot. 118.

(13:36):
So you guys just chilling, just chatting amongst yourselves and
you're having a good time, all right?
Because it's vibey. It's vibey.
It's something, just something in the air.
There was something in the air on Saturday night where everyone
was just vibey and then you haveme and James come up to you.
Line is the bat, no? No, no, no.
We, we nobody's just ruined. We were actually pretty decently

(13:57):
tipsy. We made a really good drink as
well. If if if me and Billy, we're
chicks up in this situation withour with our friend fucking
Olivia, right? Yep.
And we saw you 2 come up to us. You're not getting the time of.
The day, so you guys are all facing, you guys are just facing
each other talking. Are you getting?
Ready to kiss? No, it's not that time of the
night yet and I interrupt you guys.

(14:20):
Do you? Do you touch me in the shoulder?
No, OK, no, I placed my hand on the table.
Oh, I couldn't do that. If I did that, I'd run.
Excuse me, guys. This is gonna this is gonna
sound creepy. What'd you just call me?
It's not creepy. What'd you just call me?
What am I gonna say? Excuse me, girls.
Yeah, it's weird. Girls.
Yeah, no, girls, 26 years old, but we don't say excuse me,

(14:41):
girls. You normally just still say
excuse me, guys. Yeah, I'm the guy.
I don't even know if I said, guys, I'm not going to say,
excuse me, girls, that's flirty.Excuse me, what?
Just excuse me. Just excuse me.
No. Then it's like, then it's like
I'm trying to move past you guys.
There's something, something's going on.
Yeah, that means. Like can I?
Ask a question. Hey there.

(15:03):
I'm sorry, do you? Do you mind?
Yeah, keep going. Sorry.
So I just say this is going to sound creepy, but it's not
creepy. We just have this challenge that
every bar we go to, we need to get an additional pair of shoes
in our photo and we've already got 2.
So we need what? No, we're that was we're we need

(15:25):
we need that we're up to 55. There were five.
We had shit. So you needed two pairs.
We. Got 4 and. 3 Alfie was smoking.
Our friend was out smoking. We needed to get it done because
no. No, because.
Was he out of the venue smoking?No, he was in the next.
He was dead. So they're sitting at the the
door because. He's going to leave one out.

(15:45):
Exactly, that's it. We have to find good in No
because you looked around, no one was just in a 2.
Everyone's fair, no? You could easily create civil
war. We could have easily created
unnecessary civil war because someone was going to get
excluded and they would have picked that someone.
And then that someone's night is100% being ruined by the fact
that their shoes is not in that photo.
Somehow, somehow their night is ruined for not being in photo

(16:08):
for shoes. It will be.
It will be sell out. Why did you exclude me?
Why didn't you exclude Jimmy? Why didn't you exclude John?
Why shouldn't be whoever? Ruined, but it is but.
It's ruined like it's 100% ruined.
How would how would how would you feel if we want to write if
some random came up to us pity invite it?
How do you feel if someone came up to us right now and said I
need 3 pairs of shoes and we're like, oh, I'm Scott, No.

(16:32):
Honestly, I'd be happy. No, you wouldn't.
So happy that you said if someone was got nuts cannot take
photos of your feet. I'm freaking out.
Your. Shoes.
Shoes. Sorry, save shit.
Shoes. No shoes is absolutely fine
because shoes could be anyones. Do you know how shocking it was?
Though was got little feet. People were way too for it.

(16:54):
Yeah, they're very excited. Everyone you asked how to.
He gets 100%. Just weird enough.
That's what I think it is. Jimmy's going up.
Too, we should what's? The good we need to.
Think of wait, who was going up because. 100% a hundred.
Percent. Every single time.
No, it it was Matt. I asked.
I asked at the country bar. And they said no.
No, they said yes, that we didn't get rejected.

(17:15):
By anyone, How was job lanes? So good country bars are back.
So do you know how hard it is totry and explain all of that when
it's at the next place? No, the two places after that.
And you are a bit blind. You're in the middle of a dance

(17:37):
floor and you're like, we have to get it now because this is
the only moment we'll be able toget it.
And you're blind And you're. Hey I need.
Photos of all, all shoes and youstart taking people come, come
and just go in a circle. But because then other people
get excited, they want to do anything like no, fuck off.

(17:57):
That's too many. That's too many issues.
Get out. Bless you.
We'll go to the next buck you can get in that one.
How to push someone away. Yeah, we did.
That sounded. Like it came from we, we
straight out, we straight out ofthe time.
Or maybe. It was a night, but I didn't
even notice that that was what you were doing.
I thought you were just trying to get as many shoes as you

(18:18):
could. No, I.
Didn't mean one as it was I was building building blocks.
Maybe I'm in the? Middle of the rave and I've got
a photo of my. Then I check the chat and it's
just like 5 photos in a row of shoes and I was like yeah these
guys are fucking lost. I don't know what.
They're thinking, but OK. People like it, people just like

(18:39):
to be involved. Yeah, a little bit something
strange, reckon. Someone's going to copyright our
game 100%. One of the people we got choose
them. Choose either.
They're going to try and do the same thing.
Rock On's officially back. Oh, rock on.
Because I don't know if you guyshave seen Tommy Invincible on
your insta reels. I don't.
Know who's Tommy? Invincible.
He. He.
He, he, his, his signature's that and I'm like rock on's.

(18:59):
Back what he did, Was he like Russell?
Manners like now noticing it. No, you're not noticing it, but.
It's cool, I love. It everyone's just doing it now.
Yeah, but like now I'm like I'm looking at photos like I was
scrolling through Facebook and photos for.
You're rock unconscious. She for something came up.
One of the second photos is somechick.
Oh no, it was scary. There's some chick at the front

(19:21):
doing this. Yeah, but I was like, what?
It hasn't been like. It has not been back.
No, it hasn't. Like it just hasn't.
That's what I mean. It's not just rock
unconsciousness. It's just rock on backness, rock
on backness. Oh.
I got so lucky, I got so nervouswhen we were at a bar called PJS
and there was this bloke, right,and he wanted to challenge me to
a skull off and he went to go get 2 beers and didn't get let

(19:43):
back on the dance floor and I would never be more nervous.
No, no, he came back and someoneknocked his drink over.
How did he try it? That's what happened.
He actually came back with one drink.
He just came back. Yeah.
He wanted to challenge me to like a proper skull off.
In the end. Or no, no, thank God and.
You had him. I think he got kicked out and
then he got kicked out by association.
Yeah, I literally got kicked outby associated.
Yeah, by association, 100%. I'm like how?

(20:05):
Many points do you get kicked out of.
Just one. One, yeah.
That's all right, and it wasn't your fault.
No, actually it wasn't my. I did nothing wrong.
I was at the front dancer the whole time.
I always. Didn't get let into Joel.
It ends the first time. We've never been there.
It's just because you you have too.
Much fun. Yeah, you stare.

(20:28):
You look lost. And you look for something to
do. Yeah, I know whether.
That's buy someone a drink or knowing or just like I.
Just like playing. I like playing my own little
games, but that's all right. Yeah, you do.
It's funny. What else happened?
What else happened at PJS Mountain?
Can we say it about getting called?
Oh, this person comes up to us. This.

(20:49):
So we've been dancing, ripping in here.
We've been ripping in here and up at the very front.
It's a live, live band. Yeah, Chick playing guitar,
person next to her playing guitar, ripping, playing banger
after banger, everything Pink pony, Pony club.
Pony club. She's playing that.
We're ripping and tearing. So we're at the front of the

(21:11):
line, front there. We got like there's a barrier.
We worked when we first entered.We were like, holy shit, we're
in some strife here, but we justslid it our way through, just
kept going. That's such a crazy We even made
a name for ourselves and we're communal, dancing with others at
the front because we're all that's.
I've seen you work. Yeah, I've seen.

(21:32):
So we're there. And there's this communal guy,
there's been this girl next to us dancing the whole time,
dancing with like everyone. She's very friendly.
And then she taps me on the shoulder.
Me and you, just having fun. Yeah, me.
And you just having. Fun photos.
Look like so. This girl, I don't know why?
Why? She taps me on the shoulder and
says 0 Hey don't worry, I'm an ally, I'm a lesbian.

(21:59):
Yeah, I. Think I'm going to hear that
word? Anymore, I'm gay.
Yeah, no, but she she specified lesbian.
I. Haven't heard that word in so
long. It's been a while.
Allies now. Me and Jimmy, Jimmy, we're just
vibing, dancing. You must be vibing.
Did you see the 1st? I swear.

(22:22):
I did. I swear we won't even.
No, no, that was that was that was the Scruffies.
We were PJS. We were.
We were you. Would have been.
All over each other, we weren't I.
Swear, I swear. We didn't do it.
We didn't Dutch. We had, we had space.
We had space. You get dancing, you're touchy.
Yeah, it is provocative. No, but this this is.

(22:43):
I know, but this is. Crowded.
I know. Yeah, I know.
But this is crowded dance floor.You're in the frontal.
Mode No. And it's live music.
Music you're just singing and rocking on.
That's all you're doing when it's live music, like just
bouncing and rocking on. You're not.
I'm not. I'm not.
Doing something that's all I know because you don't get.
Caught and not not not even You shake your booty.

(23:06):
Probably. I'm shaking everything.
So you won't just rock it on you're.
Shaking your booty on Jimmy? No.
No, we're. Parallel No.
We're parallel. I haven't touch it.
No, I. Haven't touch it.
We weren't touching. Yeah.
Look, the only thing I'm going to say is the passport. 2-3

(23:30):
times we've been gone out, we have been allies hit on by the
same sex. Yep, I'd say there's a reason.
Just coincidence that you 2 are there the whole each time.
So no, we're just good at. Dancing.
We go dancing, we're not gettinghit on.
Well, that's not true. That's not true at all.

(23:52):
That's not true. That's what I mean every time.
I'm just so good at anyway. I think I worked it out so you
guys get hit on when you go out.We just get it.
We get into it more than others.A little, a little bit, you get
hit on a. Little bit more and you you guys
get hit on when you go out. I don't get hit on math.
What are you trying to say here,Billy?

(24:13):
Well. There's a common denominator.
There is, there is. Nah.
Yeah, music. Yeah.
A little bit more than music. Can I just?
Music men, can I just have? Fun.
Oh, you can have fun. You can have a lot of fun.
You can have fun to get hit on. I think they.
Want. Fun look getting hit on it's
it's it's nice though, you feel.Good.

(24:34):
I wish you feel good. If the opposite sex hit on me,
I'd be very. And then we also have a very
good knowledge of quote unquote white girl music.
Yeah, we do. Extremely.
So when they. Yeah, look, when they see that,
yeah. And they see us really get into
it, know all the lyrics. I know.
I know what it was. I know what it was.

(24:54):
What song. It was a love story by Taylor
Swift that was real, that. PJS that.
Was at PJS. Oh that's sad day we've gone.
It was over. That was really me screaming,
screaming singing. Pink Pony Club probably doesn't
help. It No, it doesn't.
It does not. That's the game.
That's. It I don't.

(25:18):
But as we said, Matt is the common denominator.
Matt, you. Are fighting rainbows I'm.
Just having fun. That's what I'm doing.
That's. What they're doing as well.
Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm having. I'm gonna have fun with you.
Look, will you get hit on? That they'd like to take you
home and have some fun, huh Will?
You get hit on by opposite sex. I don't.
Get hit on. Anyway, yeah, you do.

(25:39):
When? I swear you've been hit.
No, I've had. A.
He's been finger not hit on. Oh shit, maybe I am that.
Wasn't the golden? Boy, oh shit.
No, I'm just. Dancing.
It just sucks that my dance moves are so flamboyant.
That's all it is. And you You.
But you really have that. You need boyfriend.

(26:02):
You always reach a point as wellwhere, say there's a limbo pole.
You're below that limbo pole. In the moment you get all of
that, there was a limbo pole. Actually, it was a limbo pole.
It's graphic, I can get low that's.
Why you're going to the orthopaedic?
You get drunk and your scoliosisis gone.
It is and. Then the next day, he's.
Like he's back. He.
Doesn't get hung over his scoliosis actually.

(26:24):
The best part about the limbo isif I fall, I can flip off my
back onto my feet, which is it'scool.
So that's part of the plan. It's a good, I've seen you work.
It's a good one before. Guess what?
I do it and everyone loves it. Yeah and everyone scream.
I've seen it so many times. Jedi gold goes.

(26:46):
Huge fan of. Gold.
Goes all right. I don't know, I've got something
to say. And this might get cut because
it's a bit R rated. So Billy was not there, but we
were we were together recently discussing a certain thing.
And the thing was how far could you ejaculate?

(27:10):
And I, I confidently said that Ican get some distance because,
oh, you know, we're. Watching you gave it a crack.
We're watching the guy we're watching go, sorry, I'm watching
some stupid thing and he had a really weak cumshot and I made
fun of it And then I, as I said,I stated that I could get metres

(27:32):
maybe. I said I could, I that he's
confident. I said I could touch the wall to
wall basically. So I was very confident on
believe me now I'll bring you toa few days ago.
You've been in the lab. I've been in the lab, work at
night, a bit lonely. Were you storing?

(27:55):
No, you tried different, did youlike, did you add like together
different chemicals? Oh, I was Mitch and mansion the
engine and this little does thatwork?
And I thought where can I do this?
So I go to the blast stand at the entrance to the blast.
So I've got my exact measurement.

(28:20):
Stand there, proceed to get intomy work.
So you've got, you've got CC, you've got come confidence,
confidence. Are you standing up right or are
you standing? Up.
Do you still have CC? I'll, I'll get to that.
Not going to spoil it. And so it takes me.

(28:40):
I'm not going to lie, I'm not a big standard.
Opera, did you clean the floor? Like like did you?
I'm not a big standard opera. When I'm having a Lanny, I'm
working, sorry, in the lab. Sorry, I don't know about you
guys. Like when I'm working in the lab
by myself, working in the lab, standing up takes me longer,
much longer. Do you guys have that or not?

(29:03):
You don't do it standing up. I've asked you a question.
I think that's a fair question. When I'm laying down, it's a
lot. Easier, I think.
I think I've only even thought about it.
I've only experimented in the lab standing up a couple of
times. Yeah, Like, not.
Yeah. And but that's normally in.
Yeah, the shower. I'm like mixing chemicals in the
shower. Yeah.

(29:30):
So how many mixed? Yeah, I feel like, you know,
like Shrek 2, the lab you're. Not drinking.
You're not drinking. This You're not drinking.
That. No, so I just I from I think
from my door entrance to the back of the thingy.
It's about 3 and a bit. From war to war.
Yeah, vertically, How far do youreckon I got?

(29:57):
Hole in the wall? Do you have a?
Tape measure. I I did.
I700 Mil. Measured.
I. Swear to God.
Wait, so standing. So you've got that drop?
Yeah, he's got a bit of drop, soyou've got to get a little bit.
Of that, and I just want to emphasise here I can do I know I
got more in me because I wasn't actually, I wasn't how do I word

(30:20):
this wasn't ready to get in the lab.
It was a forced lab. It was a forced yeah.
Course. Experiment.
I need to get the study out. I need to get the study.
Prep was this morning afternoon.Middle of the day.
I'm going to say 750 mil. That's pretty good.
I'll, I'll just mil. Yeah, like millimetres, yeah.
So 75 centimetres. Yeah, you reckon 3.3 and. 11 so

(30:44):
my. I reckon you got a metre 20,
Jimmy, a metre 50. I got 2.2 minutes.
I was not. Expecting that I was expecting
less. You 2.
I don't think I can jump off. Like.

(31:05):
From the spot I don't think I can jump that far. 2.2 2.2 you.
Can see any? Yeah, that's outrageous.
That's like this. That's like this table and 1/2.
Yeah. That's from the edge of this
table to to the bench. Wait, did you put a bit of lean
in it you got an extra projection?
Yes, he he increased the trajectory.

(31:29):
No, I don't think so. I didn't really have.
I couldn't really think too wait.
What was the number? 2.2 metres.
That's huge, that is. That's what I'm saying, that
blokes, that blokes lab work that we saw was weak as fuck.
That dribbled out. It was lab. 2.2 yeah.
That's like 3. Quarters in this.
Room. Oh, I.
I could I could get water. There's 3/4.

(31:50):
In this room. I'm looking that is that is from
here hitting hitting the tubs. Yeah, easy.
Yeah, I, I, I you doubted me. So you reckon you can go?
No, I reckon so you did. So you just.
To be honest, we've never tried.So you threw your sparkles.
I don't have those numbers in me.
I wouldn't have known. I know.

(32:11):
I've got more, I've got better. I could go.
Water wall, you reckon? You can sit.
You can stand there and hit thatwall.
If I'm standing up here, I'll hit that wall with these.
That is outrageous. Because that'll give me that
extra bit of decent. What was the break time in
between, you know, lab work or Iexperiments?
I should say I. Experimented with someone else
like a day before. OK, so you had I had someone

(32:34):
else in the. Lab less than less than 24
hours. So you had a lab?
Partner before, yeah, the day before but yeah I was working
sub 24 hours but. So do you reckon if you're out
of the lab, if you're on break? I reckon give him 72 hours and
he'll he'll put a hole in the line.
You you give me a week at the gym with this pre workout
creatine protein. I'm going three and a.
Half, yeah, but that's testosterone will be through the

(32:54):
roof. I went for one run and I was
bouncing. So you shook the bottle,
launched it, left it. I'll give him take that shot.
No, I had. I cleaned it.
Yeah, but no, no, but you had toleave.
You had to leave it to the table.
So so you you finished your experiment.
Clean, clean clean like thingy because I didn't want yeah, I

(33:17):
didn't want the the jars to drip.
Yeah, I wish anyone walked into your house.
You always I like to close all the blinds.
Because I'm I was, she had door,I was like door open.
Yeah. What if your cats got in the way
I. Was sleep on the bed?
Thank God. They.
Can't get me to cancel that relief.

(33:41):
They're only in the firing zone.Oh my God. 2.2 it was that is no
disappointed so that's taller than me that next time just lay
down the floor you just do it right next.
To you. You know those guys like jump

(34:03):
people in the motorbikes. I can do that.
I mean the the after ones. What do you?
Know what's fun with the little sputters?
Yeah. They're like a trail.
They're like. A funny trail which?
Which shot went the furthest? Was the initial or was it 1-2

(34:25):
so? The initial one went the
furthest and then about. Initial.
And then about like the the third little kick, it went like
it would have been 10 centimetres behind it.
Wow, so. I reckon I had three shots above
2 metres in one in one jar I'm. Impressed in one jar?
That's outrageous. I'm fucking impressed.
I'm I'm super proud, but I'm also disappointed because I know

(34:47):
I can do better. You you can do better.
I've got CC. I'm so.
I've got calm confidence. I'm so amazed that you.
You guys. Doubt you'd be highly that
disappointed. Yeah, no, I can do better.
This is. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, I suppose. Yeah, that was really something

(35:08):
we should be. Proud about.
Also, every oz he wanted to record it, but I just couldn't.
Every. I'm not.
Giving you and then I wouldn't know the two sides of the tape
measure. Yeah, you should've taken a
photo of the tape measure. I'm not sending you a photo of a
lab work. I don't know.
I'm I don't. Accepted a photo of the tape
measure after like post cleaningyour post cleaning your

(35:31):
chemical. No, no it wouldn't.
Be the same. That is something else.
Yeah, but this is only the startof the lab work because you you
have to hit an average. You have to hit your average
now. Yeah, I'm going to work out
about 5. Let's see what math is.
You're gonna, I'm gonna do the experiment five times.
I know I've got a three metering.
You need to record every bit of data for this, so you have to

(35:54):
daze in between, yeah. Water intake, yeah, try, try 72
hours spell yeah. I don't know if I'm going to do
that right now. Actually, yes, I will be able to
do that. My lab partners going through
something. You old time, she can't.
Participate in the lab work. Oh, she's not allowed in the lab

(36:15):
right now? No, no. 72 hours and then and
then hit it post gym. Do do your work post gym.
I think I put it else a bit more.
You've got to try. I think that they have some good
variables to add to your to yourexperiment, yeah.

(36:36):
Because I'm going to post gym, not much water intake, I wasn't
in the mood to go in the lab. Yeah, you and you, you went in
dry. So you just went into the lab,
just you went in dry? This wasn't on the mood to go on
the lab. Yeah.
So you just I have to because I've got to study and get
figures and numbers. So this was pure work for even
when you don't want to study this.

(36:56):
This is like overtime. I hate my job, I hate my job, I
hate my. Job.
It's a bit of overtime. What's the furthest lab work
shot in history? I don't know, I think they just
record the speed. You're not a speed gun that can
read fucking mind. I don't know, man, I'm.
Is this weird I'm doing it? We need.

(37:19):
To search you. Why you get this?
I'm going to get these blind rings.
Oh my God, I'm the the record is8 feet 2.4 metres.
I'm going to beat that. Can they stand me?
Wait, what is wait? Are they saying distance or
they're saying height? I know it's like it's the same,
isn't it? According to Masters and

(37:39):
Johnson, the record is 8 feet 2.4 metres.
Ejacqueline can also travel at an approximately speed of 45
kilometres an hour, which is whysome people.
Don't lie at the. Back of their throats and it can
be a bit of a shock. That explains so much.
Oh, wait, no, biggest no, sorry,I'm nowhere near it.

(38:01):
You're in a car on Pro no. I might make the amateurs 18
feet 9 inches. That's far.
What's that in metres? Well, 6 foot is 6 foot, like 4
is 2 metres, so that's almost three, that's almost 3.
It's pretty much three times me.I'm not getting that numbers.
That is so. Far they got a beat, but.

(38:22):
They've probably been in the labfor a while.
I'm just I've just started it travelled at 42 mph Shit the. 42
miles the. Ladder load that's that's quite
gravity. And it's so quick.
It was 65 KS an hour. Yeah, that would hurt.
Because if you got hit by a 70, you got hit by a car at 65
kilometres an hour, it hurts. Yeah, no doubt.

(38:45):
You're shooting school zone. So it's 5.7 metres.
Is what? 5.7 metres of furthest world
record of So you reckon with enough experimentation, you
reckon you get there? Fuck I.
Don't know if I get 5 metres. But no, I reckon you could.
You're gonna have to go from thelab to the track.
I don't have enough space in my fucking place.
I might go into an actual lab. It's blind ranking time, boys.

(39:09):
I'm going to paint you a picture.
Are you ready? Paint it good, baby.
You're woken up in the morning. Fuck, have you messaged us yet?
No, This is no when we don't know each other in this
situation. This is in your own individual
life. Well, we don't know each other.
Yeah, you're my cousin. Not in this situation.

(39:30):
Fuck, it's I think Sunday, yeah,should say Sunday morning.
Sunday. How's the weather?
You get out of bed. Yeah, right.
And you see these little steps all throughout your house.
What? They look like an animal steps
you start looking closely. Footprint.
Yes. Is the Easter Bunny What there's

(39:51):
like dirt? Or these little.
Steps, you're like that kind of looks like a Bunny.
You walk into the living room. There is chocolate everywhere.
This is blind ranking mythical folklore animals.
That's all I've got. All right going on that number

(40:12):
one. What is what is that?
Is this gonna be that that Bunny?
I'll let you to. It folk folk.
How did you say that? Billy Folk Folklore.
Animals. I said I thought we were going
to be blind rank and chocolate. I was like Easter was last week.
You could. Get to eat.
Do you get the? Chocolate on the Sunday.

(40:32):
Yeah, yeah. Not a big Easter guy so I don't
know. When do you get it?
I don't really, I didn't get any.
I didn't get it do. You want some?
I got some. Plenty, just.
Get money instead. Do you want some chocolate?
Yeah, I'm on a diet. Fat again, Number one, the
Easter Bunny. Should have been Easter chicken.

(40:54):
It should have been an Easter chicken.
Because why? Why a chicken?
Why a chicken? Because it's eggs.
You get eggs. What?
Why is it a Bunny? It makes sense.
But also, I have if I if I saw agigantic chicken walking around,
I wouldn't. I don't know.
Yeah, but my favourite part of Easter is when you get those
little furry, that little fluffychicken toys.
What? Yeah, the little ones they put

(41:14):
on the top of the eggs or cartoons.
Or things. Yeah, I love them.
I love them. No, but you wouldn't want a
massive chicken walking around. That'd be really it.
I ain't getting. But then you know that that the
egg has come out of the chicken,whereas the Bunny doesn't
produce eggs, so at least some of the eggs are clean.
Makes sense, but also the Bunny.I don't know.
The Bunny looks cuter than the chicken.
A giant Bunny makes more sense. Those yeah, giant chicken with

(41:38):
those claws, like massive talents.
Those kids aren't running towards it, they're running
away. I love chickens though.
So where do you put the a chicken here?
Easter Bunny. I'd say 4.
My my brain went to four. You love chocolate that much?
3 or 4. I'm not, you know, it's not what
that he brings. It's just him as a.
Person. But I decided what?

(41:59):
What? What's his?
Name as a person folk. Folklore.
Animal thing about mystical creature.
Let's do we? Do we just smack bang it at
three? No, no, no.
But who's going to be better? I mean, definitely Santa Claus.
Yeah, he's up there. Is that is that tooth fairy?
Don't say too many because he was just going to.
OK, but then how we how we, how do we know where we're going to?
Put it I know, I know one of them, he's going to say and it's

(42:21):
100 times better than the EasterBunny.
So, Easter Bunny. Easter Bunny could be 3I.
Don't know. Easter Bunny's three.
Yeah, it's pretty good. It's so good.
Easter Bunny's just. It's on the Mount Rushmore.
But no. Way it is.
It's on the Mount Rushmore folklore animals.
I don't think Easter Bunny got anything.
Easter Bunny's just, you know, the Easter Bunny's there.

(42:41):
What do you? Think Easter Bunny Tooth fairy.
Easter Bunny is the least believable thing of all time.
Jack Frost, Sandman. That's what I was thinking,
Billy. Yeah.
All right, is it 3 or 4 The time?
I'd say 4. I'm I'm gonna.
Get a freshing is 4. Wow, it's the first time I don't
like being pressured. Is the first time you're

(43:01):
touching that pen, Scott? Yeah.
It's a nice pen. Thanks.
Dude. #2 the boogeyman. The fuck?
Yeah, 5 Why 5? I just don't like, like, I'm
not, I'm not. Isn't it a visual of like if it

(43:23):
could be anything if I say the boogeyman right now?
I think WWE, yeah, me too. I am that bloke coming out with
a clock and. I have no visual like that.
I can almost give. It in my head, but that's why
the boogeyman is so scary. I don't know because.
If I can't visualise something scary then he doesn't scare me.
But I could be the boogeyman. No boogeyman.
You are the boogeyman. And you don't scare me.

(43:45):
Boogeyman is utter dog shit. Yeah it is so such a useless
thing in the whole world. Like it's just stupid.
Boogeyman sucks, all right #5. Boogeyman.
Jesus. I thought I was going to get a
better reception for him. No #3 Sandman.
I like the Sandman. 3. Three are, you know.

(44:06):
What Sandman is. No, not really.
He's like coloured sand. He's got a little, you know, the
hat when people sleep and they got like the little hat with the
20 hangs over. Essentially.
He he twinkles. You know when you have you.
Haven't ever seen Santa Claus. You know when you have sleep
under your eye? Yeah, that's the Sandman.

(44:27):
Santa Claus. That's the Yeah, no.
Santa Claus 3. Santa Claus 2.
No. Am I, am I allowed to unblind
myself just to look at the Sandman for one second?
No, that's how this game. So now I've just got to
visualise the Sandman without actually knowing the sand.
You're. Out voted anyways.
I think of the Sandman from Powerpuff Girls.

(44:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I think of all The
Powerpuff Girls names. Again, the Guardian scene.
Bubbles Blossoms. Those are the Guardians.
And Oh my God, what is it? Bubbles.
Got all these in it. What's the third?
What's the green one? Buttercup, of course.
SO33OK3. The Grim Reaper.

(45:10):
One shit. Yeah, wow.
What? Do you mean Grim Reaper's great?
No, that's shit one. Are you serious?
Yeah, I got no affiliation with the Grim Reaper.
What was that show with the GrimReaper?
What was The Grim Adventures of Billy Mandy?
Grim Reaper's in, like, everything.
Yeah, in Grim Reaper it's it that scythe and.

(45:32):
The hood. Scythe and the.
Shadow in sun? Fuck you, just say Billy.
The. Scythe he made perfect sense.
Yeah, no, he does. He makes sense but a scythe is
shit. Are you serious?
Scythe is so terrible of an item.
Who's got the? Who's got the?
1. He's got the what's the
Mulligan? He's got the Mulligan this week.

(45:52):
That's who you decide that's going.
To be. I think it's Billy.
It's Billy's time, Billy. Billy gets the Mulligan.
Billy, how do I? I'll wait.
After this, where do you want the grimy?
I'll say I'll be happy with one.I reckon he's I guess what I.
Guess is Santee clause. He's pretty good I.
Don't think he's going on a bog standard cinema clause I reckon.
I'm saying two. He went to Easter Bunny.
I'm saying 2. I'm saying 1.

(46:13):
Billy one or two. One Grim Reaper wins.
You got a mully, so I got a mully. 22222 because then you
could be happy with one if you get the Mulligan.
If I put if I'm Mulligan. If I put grammar 2 and then I'm
Mulligan, and then I put the next one at 2, does that push

(46:34):
down to three and then reverse it and then five goes to one?
Or can I push it into two and grim goes to 1?
Yeah, yeah, it goes in between. OK, SO22.
Provided I actually hit this Mulligan.
Yeah, it's true. You had Mulligan confidence,

(46:55):
right? So I forgot how the Mulligan
works. You hold up a number, Billy gets
me. Yeah, you gotta do.
I gotta say the. Thing yeah, you say the next one
and Billy's like, I don't know what this is gonna be so I don't
care. I'm gonna be Mulligan.
He gets to pick it. So I say it now.
Yeah, All right. The Tooth Fairy.
That's fucked. The Tooth Fairy I told you the

(47:16):
tooth Fairy's not one make sure you got.
You should put green rapper to 1.
Tooth Fairy 2 So Mulligan it, and so is.
It one out of five or one tooth.Fairy is pretty good.
Tooth Fairy Rock Dwayne the RockJohnson.
The tooth fairy is the most unbelievable.
You told You told me the Easter Bunny is the most unbelievable.
I reckon, I believe. Tooth Fairy?
No. No way.
You're kidding. No, the Easter Bunny's more
believable than Tooth. Fairy, are you taking the?

(47:37):
Peach, I'm not. No.
You see, a little fairy's gonna come away and take your teeth,
Are you? Yeah.
Give me $20. Yeah.
No, no, I'm sorry. Fairy.
Or be around. It's the money.
It's not what's. Believable, isn't it?
Just what we like Like the best.Yeah, it is, but I'm.
Putting It's what the coolest animal is.
I'm putting everything into it. Yeah, Grim Reaper would have
been #1 So. You want a Mully?
Yeah. All right.

(47:59):
Between what is it 1/5 is. 15 All right, I'm holding it up.
Kid goes bang What? Kid, go to Mulligan, he's
supposed. To say it, I'm.
Supposed to say, what do you do?What?
I just sat there waiting. For so long, Did you hold up
your hand, Billy? Yeah.
You're an idiot. I mean, you've got the reaction
out. But I would have been so

(48:22):
excited. You said the number and then he
said, oh, you got it. And all of a sudden, we just
heard silence. And I said nothing.
Oh my God, it's a podcast. I know.
And you heard Scott's reaction, That would.
I mean that you should be guessing.
I can't even. It was 2.
Thank you for getting it right. So what?
What are your mother getting? Grim Reaper and and fairy tooth

(48:46):
fairy swap. So Grim Reaper one tooth fairy
two top. Is that right?
Yeah, yeah. So.
All right, you're blind ranking.Are we doing top to bottom or
bottom to top? Bottom to the top, sorry.
So does that mean that's how lowest?
To the top or lowest? Worst to the best?
5th #5 Do you have the boogeyman?

(49:07):
Yeah, yeah, alright. Yeah, man #4 the Easter Bunny 3.
Sandman 2. I don't.
I need to figure out who sent itthe tooth.
Fairy and one grimy the Grim Reaper.
Sandman. Sandman should have been higher.
I had I also I had 7 down. I had Jack Frost and I don't
have Santa Claus. But yeah, you said those who

(49:28):
show us. I was like, fuck these dogs.
There's not enough stuff on Sandman like.
Jimmy, you kind of look like. He's an underrated.
But I don't even know. What he could be like isn't.
Because there's nothing on him. Yeah.
Like I feel like his character, after all these years is still
not developed. Like, well, Grim Reaper is in.
There's so many different adaptations of Grim Reaper.

(49:49):
If you watch this, there's a movie called Rise of the
Guardians. It's an animated.
Movie Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's.
In that and that that, that it'sa good representation of him in
that. Jimmy.
He's one of the. Strongest Jimmy in it.
Jimmy looks like him. So it's like, it's just, it's
just how it is. Like it's a good movie.
As well. It is a really good movie,

(50:10):
Jimmy. This this is the Sandman from
didn't even know Rise of the God.
No, I've actually I've seen him before.
Yeah, I'll, I'll show you guys he.
Brings you good dreams and then what's?
What's the bad guy in the corner?
I don't know, I can't remember. I feel like he he brings bad
dreams. He's got a neighbour.
Hey, it's Sammy and power off girls different to what I
remember. It's a, it's a little old

(50:32):
looking bloke. Yeah, yeah.
So cranky. You're not shocking me.
You're not shocking me bad, right?
So how do I explain this? All right.
You in the lab? You know when you're younger and
you, you know when you're younger and you're trying to
pretend that you're not doing something and you are and you

(50:52):
think you're so you're like getting away with it.
Like say you've got maybe you might have something in your
pocket and you're trying to hideit.
And in your mind at that time, you're like, Oh my God, this is
so easy. Like I'm hiding it.
When you're older and you see people try and do that, it's
shocking. It is.
It is shockingly bad how obviousit is.
So my mom would think I've left for school even though she was

(51:13):
going to drop me to school. You still hide under your bed
and. Think that I've gone.
Doesn't make sense. But then as an older person, you
see young people try and hide stuff at that point and it's
just so shockingly bad. It is so bad.
You're like, but when you're young you're like, oh, this is
so easy. You're like.
This is I think I was good. No, I was a guilty kid, man.
I, I just, oh, she's shaking my head.

(51:34):
I was just like, oh, I don't. I don't lie to my parents.
I did it once. It was bad.
Why when I burnt my hand in the?Guitar.
I remember. I remember the first time,
probably lying to my parents. I got just disappointed.
I got blue. I got blue tacks stuck in my
hair and I cut it out. And I blamed someone else at
school for cutting my hair. Get punished.

(51:57):
No, I got killed. I say I laugh here, but I put
plastic in my ears so deep that they had to like go to hospital
and get taken out. What type of?
Plastic you put it in your ear. Plastic like plastic wrapper.
Yeah, like just off like a a newsharpener or something, you

(52:17):
know, I mean like just like. Why?
Why'd you put in your ear? Me and I thought it was funny
and then you just kept getting deeper and deeper and then it
wasn't funny. I just get tweezers.
Why'd you have to go to hospital?
Because tweezers weren't deep enough, they could.
The teacher couldn't get it withthe tweezer.
I think she's useless. Yeah, so.
This is why our school system isgoing to.
Be shit. I can give you another reason

(52:37):
this is. Why you you've heard this on
that? So that was that was the post,
right? And it was about asking weird
questions that you just don't know how to get the answer
right. And one of the first questions
was if people from Poland are called polls, why are people
from Holland not called holes? And the next one is, do you need
to set an appointment to see a psychic or they're already

(52:58):
expecting you? I was like, oh shit.
What do you think of that Like that I've.
Got a headache? Who would like fuck?

(53:20):
That's fucked up, I don't think.Of a weird question.
I just don't have the capabilities.
I'm fucking tired. What it's like if you try to
fail and succeed, what have you done?
What? If you try to fail and you
succeed, what have you done? Have you failed?
Have you have you successfully failed?
Or have you gone to fail and yousucceeded?
If you try to fail and succeed, which which have you done?

(53:43):
You successfully failed. If you try to fail, so you
failed, so you. Failed.
Yeah, but successfully because the intention was to fail
successfully. Next question.
No, but what about when you? Have to do a math test.

(54:03):
Do a. Math test When you forget
something you like, you forget you can't remember something,
you forgot it. So you've remembered that you
forgot something, but you can't remember what you forgot.
What is your brain? Why can't you just remember what
you forgot? What do you have to remember

(54:25):
that you forgot? How good is it about when you
remember what you. Forgot it's all time top three.
When I remembered where your shirt was, we didn't go get it,
but I remember when it came off,I was like an epiphany.
Are you still there? Do.
You ever have those ones? And it's like a day late, like
something was giving you the shits because you couldn't

(54:46):
remember what you forgot the daybefore.
Yeah. And then you're just thinking
about something random or you dosomething the next day and
you're not even think about it. You've forgotten about it again.
Now I've. Forgotten what I.
Remember. And then you go that I forgot
that's what I was. Trying to remember yesterday.
And why do you remember it at that point?
Because you're not. Thinking about it, well, you've
done some. Normally I find I've done

(55:06):
something that either I was doing the day before when I was
thinking about it previously, orI've done something that reminds
me of it. And then it's just like a
subconscious. It's like just in that short
term memory that gets you, it's like, yeah, you're like suck.
Me in the ladder remembering something is one of the best

(55:28):
things. Yeah, one one of the.
Best. It's one of the best.
This week on trash or treasure Ihave which is something that.
You guys might like? No, you've actually made mention
to it and it was like, yeah, Billy, to have one of those.
That narrows. Yeah, but it was specific.

(55:50):
This is a bottle cap collection.No, no.
But I'll bring that in actually.I've got that in my golf bag,
but it was unintentional. But now alcoholism.
Now it's so unintentional, you're kind of just keeping it,
aren't you? Yeah, I kind of just don't Chuck
the ball gaps out. I just keep adding to it.
This is how many beats I played in my total life playing.

(56:12):
Golf forget like 10 seconds after seeing it.
So anyway, my first treasure. Treasure yeah, is a fidget
spinner. Oh fuck.
I love you. That looks like a different
spinner. That's.
So heavy that. Looks like a different fidget
spinner down here though. What's what's what designs that

(56:32):
fidget spinner? Camo.
What fidget spinner? To try.
Try fidget spinner. I'd vibrate.
Do you mean the shape Jimmy or the colour?
Oh. Fuck that's not like the colour.
That's a good fidget. I could tell there's a different
colour. Vibrates in your hand.
Yeah, I got these. I remember when these guys came
out and it was when these these exploded it's.

(56:54):
Like probably you 10 or something.
Was it No I swear it was like just before or a couple years
before COVID. No, no, it's.
So. I was in high school I.
Was in high school. Really.
Yeah, all in high school for sure.
Might have been like it might have been seniors.
I didn't know you guys when thiswas out.
I reckon the vibration. The vibration in whoa.
Yeah, the vibration shocks you. Yeah, so reckon you can count

(57:18):
how many times it spins? No.
There's got to be a way. Yeah, your eyes have got to
follow one spot. Yeah, you'll pass out for
dizziness. No.
But you could put like. Tape or something on one of
them, Spin it, film it no and slow it down.
You'll just. No, no, no, no.
That's cheating. That's cheating.
You gotta count. No, no, no, no, not slow this

(57:38):
down, but. You know, you film it, you.
Film it on your camera and you put it in slow motion.
You just watch it spin. That's cheating.
Cheating. How's that cheating?
Because you want, I just want to.
Genuinely want to know. Know what?
How many times it's spinned? Yep.
So if I put like a piece of tape18, if I put a piece of tape
there and just went spin and just filmed it and just slowed
it down. I still don't think it'd be been

(57:59):
there for hours. It wouldn't be slow enough.
I'm not kidding, that's making me sick.
Yeah, it actually turned my stomach.
God, these were the like, when these came out like and became
trend, that was the thing. I yeah, it was good.
That was the thing to have. How?
Many fidgets do you have? I've only got the one right.
I never like went and bought a whole lot.

(58:21):
It was just like one. But I tell you a bit of a long
time I used to fidget with that thing.
He. Is there rust headphones?
Yeah, they rusted. Yeah, rusted from the sold air.
I live near a beach, dickhead. That's where the sold air would

(58:44):
come from. It is so cool there.
I want to buy one. I want to buy you.
Used to see like back when it was a big thing the people used
to do like tricks with it and shit.
Actually I don't like the vibration in the end.
I. Like it catch them.
Wait, can you spin and I'll sit on it?
What? Nothing.
No, he's not mad. Who are you reckon, boys?

(59:07):
Treasure. It's treasure.
It's treasure. Yeah, it's.
True. Like it's not.
Are you actually so confused is I've brought in all this special
stuff and you've just dumped it?But the moment he brings in a
fidget theatre, I was expecting it used to be treasure.
Treasure. Oh, you like fidgets?
It's it's, it's just because it's not, it's not like useless.

(59:28):
It's not. It's not anything.
I. Mean it is.
How dare you, isn't. It.
Useless. No, that has no function.
What do you mean it's it's for fidgeting?
I want to buy one. You reckon you can still get
them? Yeah, I've never sent you can
get anything, I know, except forthat cell phone you brought in.
And then I've got a couple items, don't I?

(59:50):
Congratulations really. Thank you very much.
So how are you? Shocked at that.
I can. I can easily understand any
shocked. I brought in.
I brought in I. Brought in like toys you've
never seen and in great condition and you'll never be
able to find again. And you gave them trash.

(01:00:12):
And then I bring in a fidget spinner that is.
Yeah, because you must. Sit on these sides.
He was very nervous as well because he didn't really come in
with that much enthusiasm. Bad.
He trashed, but you, you are you're.
You're doesn't know you got to bite mention.
This one. You just know he just felt like
everything was trash. But you are a fidgeter through
and through. Yeah, and I can.
Relate. Yeah.

(01:00:32):
Yeah. Oh fuck.
I love it so much. Can you put it away, please?
Yeah. I was just so.
Fucking stuck. I feel empty a my hands are
real. I need it.
I need to give you. That pen, man.
OK Oh fuck so I hate. That's.
The worst shit for my trash or treasure.
I have got the worst. I've got 0.

(01:00:53):
Did you show us both your thingslast week?
He showed two things. I showed two things.
Out of the box, there was a two things Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Metal shit, yeah.
So this one. What's that?
OK, so this isn't it Shoebox. No, no, this isn't the shoebox.
That's The thing is. That it no.
No, no, this is not it. This is just.
But whatever that is, it's. Time to show us on top.

(01:01:17):
It's Matt. It's a draught.
It used to say Matthew. It looks like a Unicorn.
I made this box. I had those.
Those like the squishy things. Yeah, the foam.
Stickers. Yeah, they.
Were so good I've never seen them anywhere else also.
Can we just say if we can, that's trash?
That is so trash. I made this don't care.
I made probably when I was 6. Throw it out, that is that.
Is that is that's the worst thing ever bought in here.

(01:01:38):
That's not gonna be part of this.
I made a Christmas. Look, the back of the box is
bro. Never bringing it in.
Yeah, the hinges have fallen off.
I'll. Bring mine.
In but this. Kind of.
I guess this is an item in itself because it's trash.
I have it. I used to store my Pokémon cards
in this. My Yu-gi-oh cards used to.
Throw it in the beard. What does it store now?

(01:02:00):
Nothing. Yeah, yeah.
Show us. Memory show us so now store
something it. Doesn't store actually killing
me well show me well. No, hey, two hinges on the Part
2. That they've fallen off.
All right, OK. Oh my.
God, it's the worst thing I've. Ever seen?
I painted it, by the way. Yeah, I want the little.
I want the little glitters you added onto it.
Get a little glitter. OK, So what is in this box?

(01:02:25):
Oh, it's in. The bags Part 2 thingy with
Bobby. So these are.
These. My footy tarzos, we talked about
it last week. So this, this is 2 separate
things right? The box and the tarzos are
separate trash. Can't put them.
You haven't even opened. Them yet so these are pristine

(01:02:48):
unopened yeah footy tarzos from chips trash here you go Billy
look which appears Roosters brace and asta Willie Mason
Jarrett. Mullen Yeah, I can't anymore.
What happened to Jarrett Mullen?He's.
Lost the plot, right? Actually bit of bit of drugs.

(01:03:08):
And oh, you got a Billy Slater 1.
So these are from 2000. That's 2004.
Yeah, that'll be all right. No, these are not from 2004
because I didn't. I was wondering if you could
smell the chip? Yeah, Mitchell Piece, 2004.
Yeah. No, but but these wouldn't
because I wouldn't. I collected these when I lived
here. Oh, Carl Webb, rest in peace.

(01:03:31):
Wait, is that? Oh no, no, it wouldn't be.
It would be. It'd have to be like 2007.
It'd be something like that, butI'm this one this. 12000. 8 it
says on top right 2008. Doesn't it?
Yeah. All right, look, you got a
pristine 1 and a. Yeah, Math 2. 1008 did you guys
ever so are these footy tiles those at you got an.
All time legend Greg Alexander. That's worth millions.

(01:03:53):
Dally, Dally Lockyer. Dally Darren.
Yeah. So when you're at school, do you
guys have a play where you had to flip him?
Yeah, I lost. That that was the start of all
our gambling addiction. I lost.
Nah, never worked. Fat Danny.
We, we actually have to we, we, they got banned in my school
because one bloke lost the plot and started punching on and then
fucking gone to a physical occasion with a teacher so they

(01:04:16):
had to ban it. He lost the plot, got expelled
everything. Why the?
What lost the plot I assume. Remember.
His name like I said, but. Got Rabbitohs 1 crab.
Wing so fucking hot. Nathan Merritt and Roy Satasi,
that was that was the start of Sasa's dynasty, even though.
I've got Darren Lockyer. Look, this one's bevelled.
It's got it's got bumps on Andrew.
Ryan what was Disney Cam can't remember trash double boy.

(01:04:40):
Trash. Are you kidding me?
I had a collection of these and I put them in like sleeves in a
book and I completed the collection.
I threw the. I threw the collection out.
I don't throw away. Holy Billy.
Just what? And all the.
Things, you know, dog shit. These must be.

(01:05:03):
Out of all these? Things to throw out.
Holy screw out. Something that's actually in a
folder. You folded it, yeah, but you
don't fold your. I, I had the folder we bought
from, it was back when you used to be able to get the stuff like
you buy The Daily Telegraph and you get up with it or something.
And the folder came, the folder for these came with Daily

(01:05:25):
Telegraph like for a few weeks. And so we got it and then I
think, yeah, I'm pretty sure we threw it out.
And I only threw it out like last year, the year before I'm.
Impressed. I'm impressed that he threw it
if he's thrown something out. I loved the footy tarsos though.
Yeah, they were good when we like when we were younger,
happy. Can most fuck it?

(01:05:50):
All right, all right, all right.I'll remember that you'll.
Remember that. You have stuff from I'll.
Remember the last 50 that you'vecalled trash?
It's right, I'll remember it. Look, I feel right now in my the
idea of the footy tazers was a lot better than what they
actually look like right now. Yeah, these.
Your memory of it was better. These were a certain kind.

(01:06:12):
These ones were more yeah, no, but the idea of it was like, oh,
footy tazers, cool. But now they're seeing me on my
own. It doesn't.
You know what makes it worse forme?
Nah. The box.
Well, that he hasn't opened them.
What's the point in facing if you can open them?
I look after. Them cuz I had heaps.
Are they even the ones from chips?

(01:06:34):
Yes, they are on the back. On the back it shows you what
chips. This one's from a Samboy.
I don't. I don't remember the.
I don't remember the. I was guilty.
I was guilty. I.
Remember them being clear. I just said I threw the chips
away, baby. I was trying to smell the.
I was trying to smell the cards to see if they still had a
scent. I love smelling old things to
see if they had the scent of like a different flavour.

(01:06:56):
I want to see if we could smell it like a salt, vinegar,
chicken. It just was like plastic.
Yeah, that's a fancy. I was dubbing.
So what is what's your opinion on the footy tarsers?
Not the box. Box was already trash
apparently. To me it's trash.
Oh Scott was never going to say don't be a little bit trash for

(01:07:18):
that. As I said, I felt like I swear
you're wrong. Jimmy see unanimous trash.
Last week, last week, last week.When you talk shit about my
Dragon Ball Z spinning footy tarsers, you're like.
It's like it's trash if. You were if you do a flash out

(01:07:39):
so it's a big treasure straight away let's just break it down
all right Jimmy up box they're in and they're in plastic I.
I'll give you one, I've got an AFL 1 and I completed the set.
Really. Yeah.
AFL did did the same thing, but it wasn't with Smith's chips.
So I didn't know it better. Do you still have it?
I actually might because I don'tremember the.

(01:08:03):
Yeah, trust me, I get one of yousmart choice Billy.
Jimmy do. You want to go and throw a coin
into that. Yeah, if I had one, I would is.
There no coins in the bin? There's a lot in there because
Billy's had a fucking. Fool what?
What made it sound different? Where that one's what the what's

(01:08:24):
from? The medal online, it's from the
medal. Yeah, that was.
The metal bin? Yeah, that was the metal bin.
That's right. Yeah.
Wait, remember, we used to use the metal bin.
We put the big bin, I threw it, but it got full.
Oh yeah, And it's just so much shine.
It's a giant bin full of golf ball chocolates.
Fuck you guys. Show us what you got, Billy,
from 7:00. Years ago.

(01:08:44):
That box is the worst thing ever.
I'm going. To say normally when you say 30
years ago to you, Billy, I'd be like, no, you're only 27, but
no. It's 30 years ago.
God, this stuff isn't from. 30 years ago.
No, you're not. I'm actually still going to be
biassed. You're gonna be biassed.
That's all right. I'm biassed.

(01:09:05):
Fuck. That's all right.
You got a trash item. That's a message.
Getting shit happens. The cat just chanted on your
bed. How good's that of a fucking?
That's fucking disgusting change.
I hope you change. Oh, she's.
No, I'm gonna fucking sleep in it.
I don't know you. Want to fuck?
That. My next I've got a bit of a.
I've got a few items a. Few.

(01:09:27):
They're like souvenir items, butthey were all in the bag.
I don't know why, but they are. Matt, you're.
A little upset. What's going?
On I hurt his feelings. Look, I, I I'm.
Just going to say one more thing.
I've kept these for so long. I I've thought about bringing
these in every week. You should have just kept
telling every week. I've been thinking about

(01:09:48):
bringing it in. I've done that with so many
items and you've called them trash without hesitation.
It sucks. It's I need to find an item.
It hurts. It is so much.
You need to find an eye I. Need to write you tie the
memories to it. No.
Do it and they call it trap can.You get a photo or something of
it, then bring it. Wash it before I bring it?
No, I need to find something. Remind me I've got a good one to

(01:10:09):
start. Next week on.
My souvenir collection of this bag, I know.
What it is, I'm pissed off. It's mine.
My trap is that that is the second.
Hey, so Billy, can you please? Explain two of your listeners.

(01:10:32):
What you are holding? This is this is when Coke were
bringing, they first brought outthose bottles that was had
people's names on it and you hadto go around and go find the one
with your name. Sorry, it says like share a coke
with. Yeah, it says share a coke with
this one says share a coke with Will.
But it was it was this time. So this is share a coke with

(01:10:54):
Will. What's on the back?
What does it say? Congratulations.
Nothing. What is it?
It says get rewarded at cokeunleash.com dot AU.
Billy and and it's orange. Why is it orange?
Also for for the listeners, it'snot just the the coke where it
says share coke with wheel. It is.
It is the wrap you take off the plastic.

(01:11:15):
Box. It's a label.
And and it is worn. This is not a regulation Billy
condition. Yeah, it's Why do you have it?
It's been on my bookshelf and I've just never taken it off it.
Is shrunk. It's actually shrunk. 2011.
Fuck. Me dead.
I have get a lot of a stubby holder from Voyager of the Seas.

(01:11:39):
And it's rapping and it's rapping.
Yeah, I've never used it. Yep.
Billy, I think we're gonna. Remember, Remember Oz?
Billy Oz signed it. Oh.
Billy, he signed it. That is fucking treasure.
I think. I still got him on Facebook.
Yeah, I got him on Instagram. He.

(01:11:59):
Made so many drinks. That is treasure.
That is impressive. It's treasure, Billy.
I think you're gonna need to bring in your coin collection
just so we have enough. What's his?
Trash. Keep going, keep going.
What? What?
I have my bridge climb ticket 19th of November 2016 3:45 PM

(01:12:20):
Was it Saturday? Yeah, keep it going, Keep it
coming. Why don't you didn't you didn't
take it. Even that bag, the bag is a
plastic bag. It was broke down.
That is, that plastic bag is themost treasure thing you have
here because I don't do them anymore.
These are the T. Casings and stickers and
wristbands and. That's pretty cool today.

(01:12:43):
Medals from the last ever Defconthat was held in Australia and
probably ever will be held in Australia now.
I don't. I celebrate safe.
I don't think I like stickers. I used to be a big sticker guy I
like. Stickers.
I'm not. Going to see her anymore.
I don't think I like stickers atall.
Stickers don't interest me. Yeah, it's a chain.

(01:13:03):
I need a. Chain.
Yeah, I I hate shit like this. I'm going to become a chain guy.
That way, yeah, how how sticks that that illustration though,
like it was fucking cool. Yeah, it's an elephant.
It's cool. That is a beast of a thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You haven't given me your your

(01:13:26):
verdict. You know it's part if you don't
have brought in Honestly besidesthis, it's almost treasure.
No, no way. What if you're keeping it in a
plastic bag? And the and the.
To protect it. No.
Plastic doesn't break down, man.Shut up.
That's protection. And these are still in good.

(01:13:50):
They're fucking cool as. I like the fact that you've got
the thing signed from from us. Yeah, how good's that?
That Coke bottle label's absolutely I was going.
To do. That one just by itself.
And then I got my fidget spinner.
I was like, I should bring in the fidget spinner.

(01:14:10):
I'll do that by itself. The words you take away that and
I'm probably going to say treasure.
And the bridge climb, OK if I take away you.
Didn't get any photos you didn'tget You didn't get any photos on
the bridge climb. You're shocked about the bridge.
Climb. It's a ticket.
You're shocked about the ticket to the bridge climb.
You got a photo? Got photos on the bridge climb?
You don't need the ticket, Billyyou.
Want me to bring in the photo? No, no, no, no, no.

(01:14:32):
Oh. Fuck that coke thing is so bad.
That's actually so like that is so it's orange.
It's. Rivled.
It's actually shrivelled up. It is so good that that looks
like me after me and Jimmy roll into bed at 5:00 AM How good.

(01:14:56):
Is it why? Are you so careful?
So I. Don't reckon I've seen this
daily stickers. The stickers are in good nick.
I'm. Actually on the verge.
No, you're not trash. It's trash.
Those those are by the way, those are tickets.
So the tickets came in this that's pretty cool.
And then they sent out like a package where's.

(01:15:21):
The ticket. The ticket.
Might not. Lost on the.
Day that's. Fair, I did have it in my back
pocket but it's at some point that I'm not aware of.
Pulled. Something out of the back pocket
that. Was maybe, yeah.
And it's fallen out so. But that's still I'm giving.
You trash, really, but I'm I'm going to.
Give you don't give him a pity trash treasure.

(01:15:41):
Wow, what's? Wrong with the pity.
You're a dog. A pity Treasure.
You're a piece of treasure. You don't.
You can't. That's work.
Give out pity. Treasures.
He can do what he wants. He may.
Accept my pity treasure, becauseI don't think it's it's pity.
I'll accept chit treasure. Thank you.
Thank you very much. I threw that after all, it's.

(01:16:04):
Harsh crowd, hush panel. And then that wasn't even a
revenge trash either, that was just straight from the hard
trash. It sounded like it was a revenge
one. There, no.
You pull out a Coke label as your first of the group.
I have to set the tone, yeah. Shit, that's what you said.

(01:16:26):
I came. With my Dick in hand, Dick
swinging, you're. Going.
To live as well, yeah. He's going to live as well.
Oh shit, that was good. I mean, you don't know how long
I've been waiting to. Bring in my Coke label.
That's. The worst but I've been.
Watching it sit there and I was like man I wonder how long I

(01:16:49):
should wait till I bring it in. No, the coke level leaves and
the fidget spinner leave on my bookshelf.
Well, he's in the bag, huh? The rest live in the bag.
The defcon's in the bag I'm. Having something's in the bag.
Yeah, it was Australia. Wait, so your label is on
display. My label, my bridge climb
ticket, and my fidget spinner are on display.

(01:17:14):
What it should be the other way?You're.
You're actually. Oh my.
God, you're kidding. You're.
You are insane. You're messing with us all.
You. Are you Jing us?
No, that's what I do. Then the rest of the stuff is
protected. You keep a coke bottle label on

(01:17:34):
your bookshelf on display. How big's your bookshelf bro?
Is there books on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's full.
Books that then books. Books.
No, there's more dust than paperon.
No, You want me to bring the books?
In no, please don't, I've got something.
I've got something for next weekthat is treasure.

(01:17:56):
I've got something as well actually.
Yeah, yeah, yes. Shame.
I've. No, you've, you've got
something. You're just too, too scared to
bring it in. No.
I can't because it's still getting used.
What the fuck I? Can't spoil it.
Fucking bring it in I'll. Try next.
Time I'll bring in, I'll bring in my next.

(01:18:17):
It is. It is actually treasure.
This if you if you know this stuff, it is treasure.
This thing would fucking stink. I'm gonna disgust, I'm gonna
wash it, and I'll bring. It in that's disgusting.
Please. What I'm gonna bring in, you
have to be very delicate with. Yeah, mine too.
Actually mine is. Yeah, mine too.
Mine's many decades old now. Say so is mine and it's still.

(01:18:39):
Going. I'm so scared.
Working this thing would be the most used thing ever on this
podcast. What is going on?
OK I'll explain why when I get it if I've been teasing this for
like 20 episodes bro. It's got like you're using your
lab work. No, it's.
Not for that. You thought about it.
I don't. Know why I thought?

(01:19:00):
About that you have. To think all right, thank you so
much the way everyone before listening to episode number.
I was about to say 50. Thank you so much for everyone
to listen to episode #72 wherever you are, wherever you
be in your car, whether it be you see your headphones, I don't
know exactly where you are. It's been a pleasure having you
alongside of us mentally. Make sure you like subscribe

(01:19:21):
share, give us your opinions on no matter what we share up
whether it be. Trash or treasure of the.
Lab work. Yeah, the we, yeah, we want to,
Yeah. If if you feel like you can beat
the lab. Work you tell us.
Send in, send in your photos. I will post your results.
You can get further if you. Get further, Scott, we will give

(01:19:42):
a price. We will start giving cash money
all right. It's been a pleasure having you
alongside my ally Matt. We're all fucked up as well as
the other two. You said your name is that you?
Guys just didn't say. Anything.

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Scotty and Billy. Professor.
Professor Lambis. Professor.
No, Scott, you're not Lamb. You were just Lambis.
See you guys next week. See you later.
Someone fart. Just someone fart.
Yeah, halfway through. Like shit.