T-Shirt Cannons [#76]

#76

Episode Transcript

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And welcome back to the Always Average podcast.
It's been a hot minute. Sorry, everyone.
We've been really Mia for a for a long, long time now.
We've got a lot to get through. So good luck.
Strap in, get ready. I'm joined alongside by everyone
finally, I think that was part of the reason that we haven't
done so long that everyone's just missing everyone for one

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reason or another was not the timeline is is this.
We had Rob Sparks, we all got sick.
It like it was like the week at a time.
Yeah, and math went away for. Three weeks.
Yeah, we've missed like 7 or 7 weeks or like 7 weeks.
So last time was 6666 June, 5th June, 5th June.
That's fine. I'm also blonde.

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Yes, that's you. What else?
So much is fucking happening. We said we're gonna do a podcast
at the box and that didn't happen.
Yeah, look, we, we really had intentions of this box party of
doing it in the morning after a big night, but there was no
capabilities. Second night.
We really should have done it like on the Friday.

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That would have been the best, best option is to even if we did
a quick one on the Friday. Oh yeah, we should come up.
Because we was too. Optimistic that after 2A night.
I feel like Friday. Another.
Night. And going, going to bed at like
5:00 AM and then waking up on Sunday and I'm going to be like,
Yep, we're going to do. But yeah, what time?
Friday, though, I don't know exactly.

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So let's have them find out. You know, mine would be like,
oh, it would be funny if we all just woke up and could barely
speak and do it. But then we just couldn't.
My, my jaw hurt. We could genuinely not speak and
we could genuinely not do it. I could not.
I didn't have brain capacity. We played golf.
That's all we did. I'm not talking about a physical
sport. Doesn't we're back anyway.
We are. That is all that's important.

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So, Matt, how's Canada? Because no one knows.
But you've been to Canada. How's Canada?
Yeah. Anything.
Did you do anything? Oh, I've got.
I've got half. I went.
You go to a rodeo. Went to a rodeo.
Saw some some guy get bucked offa ball and stepped on is.
That what they call it when theyget hit off a.
Ball bucked off. Or maybe that's the that's the
horse. It's a horse bucked off though,

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isn't it? Yeah, it's still bucked off.
Really. Yeah, yeah.
So I went to the rodeo final, saw some guy get just pumped.
1800 LB Bull. When he gets slipped.
No, just he got stomped in the ribs.
You see anyone get like charged?No, because once, once the bull
gets once the bull like bucks him off, he kind of knows where

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to go. Well, the bull, the bull gets
it. The bull gets it.
Like they've got the rule like the rodeo clowns.
Yeah, Yeah. So they've got a blocks, a rodeo
clown. The the.
Yeah. Like the guys that distract
them, are they like the sheepdogs that just like kind of
hurt them? Yeah.
So if the guy gets if the guy gets bucked off, they don't want
him to get hurt. They don't want to get hurt.
Do you? Ever watch?

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Like, no, I haven't paid enough attention to what happens after
the person gets fucked up. It's like in movies.
And yeah, though you always seemthat they're like colourful and
that and they're getting the, would you say colourful?
But are they just like they always wear in a red flannel?
Is that what you mean? These these guys just do you
wear in like a rainbow? Well, usually they wear like
rainbow stuff. Like there's different colours,
like the stereotypical one, likethey're actually dressed up as

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clowns. Yeah.
Oh really? Yeah.
These guys, they're just dressedup in regular get up, but red
shirts. But red shirts, they get in the
path of the bull. So the bull dies and they go
out. If I give you 6 months of
training, how long could you last on a bull?
I was talking to this random guynext to me.
What time we could do it? What do you mean we can do it?

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How long? I mean, how many beers deep were
you? Well.
This you know what I mean? Like it might give you this
amount of time How? Good.
Are you going to Get Me Out there?
Get. Me out there, it seems easy, but
so to be able to get scored, youhave to stay on for 8 seconds.
That's how hard it is 8 seconds and only one hand right.
You can only allow one arm. Is that the no, that is, is that

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the strapping arm? That's the horse 1 bull bull.
You can just you can hold on. You gotta hold on the horse you
got, it's only one hand. You hold your other hand up.
OK, You got to kick your legs. Because I've got a lot of
confidence in things that I I I know I can't do, but I could.
You know what I mean? Well, there's also one guy who

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is in a barrel. What do you mean?
It's exactly what I just said. He's in a barrel.
And what does the bull has charged the barrel?
Well, he, he tries again to charge the barrel.
It's just this guy who does stunts and he just chills in the
barrel. Does he get money?
The dude, he's probably gets paid.
I don't know. I don't know if the salary
barrel is it just a stock standard barrel or he, but how
strong is a barrel? Though I'm I'm like a horse

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going. To a barrel.
Like it's a metal. Like a metal, like an oil
barrel? No, it's like a plastic one.
I thought it was. Oh, it could be.
I thought it wouldn't like a beer barrel.
Probably. Yeah, more like a whiskey
barrel. Yeah.
Maybe he is charging that thing then.
Bless. His Brady nuts.
I wouldn't be worried about it. I wouldn't.
Be worried about that. It could be timber, it could be
timber, it could be a bit stronger.
No, it's still going through here.

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That is the weirdest thing I've heard.
Like why are you sitting in a barrel getting paid for it?
But one dumb shit. One of the one of the other
events that's probably one of myfavourite is these.
So there's a guy on a horse and then next to him there's a
little calf or like a teenage calf.
What's a teenage calf? Teenage cow?
I don't know. Yeah, adolescent.
So they they get released and they get released at the same

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time and the cowboy ropes him. I've got a lasso of it jumps off
the horse and he has to tackle the the cow, throw it on the
ground and tie it up. Oh, what the fuck it is?
I'll give you 6 months. It is so cool.
I will never be out of rope. I can't rope.
I'm not a rope man in rope. Six months, just a ride.
I can't, I can't tie my shoes. I can't tie my shoes.

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You reckon I'm going to be fucking tying a cow's baby cow's
freaking feet up? They do it quick too.
Trying to imagine Matt doing like the Marine when he's tied
up, he's doing it for like boatsand they like, oh, they didn't
as well stay with two Bunny earsswinging Velcro.

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Actually, no, I, I was doing some marine knots when I was
away. I, I, I tied a boat up.
Did you? I tied a boat up.
That boat did me six years. It doesn't matter.
I got taught by a six year old and it's a basic note to there's
no wags or nothing. It's just, oh, no, yeah, yeah.
It's just there's like a little you could tie with two horns, a

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fishing one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK. I can tie a string line.
I can do everything. I just can't tie my shoes.
Yeah, it's a. Little stomping thing.
Yeah, yeah, Rodeo. I've got a Were you like the
only Australian there? Could they tell that you don't
like Australian there? No, there's a couple of

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Australians there. But the guy I was sitting next
to the random guy that I was talking to, he was telling me.
So he had like two kids with him.
He's kids, I hope, but we don't know because he's just talking
to me. He's like, oh, where are you
from? I'm like, oh, from Australia
and, and he's like, oh, whateveryour name is the, the girl,
little girl's name, Countin. She's like, she loves Australia

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and she's always like always imitating Australians.
And so he taps it. He's like, I've gone in
Australia. It's my worst nightmare.
Her eyes light up and I just. I go, I go, what do you want me
to say? And she goes, I don't know.
That was the end of that. Yeah, like what?
What? What can we say?
That's Australia G'day. I thought that's ugly, I

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suppose. But that is what you like.
I just want you to say random things to be fair.
I say when I see someone of another language, I do the same
thing. And they say, what do you, what
do you want to say? I said anything.
This guy was really nice. He gave me, you know, have you
heard of Twizzlers? Twizzlers.
Yeah, yeah, he gave me some Twizzlers.
Jimmy, what's Twizzler? Go.
No one say anything. Beef jerk.

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It's closish. Is it?
It's a snap. Yeah, it's beef, Jerry, you say?
Is it all my I was, I was thinking lolly.
No, no, it is. It's a lolly.
It's fucking T Rex, you see. So to get it, man, you do.
Yeah. Together, you guys are right.
It's one of it's a red licorice lolly, right?
That's like, and it looks like arope.
What'd you say? That's a big joke.
Yeah. That was just a long little, but

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we we kept talking to each otherbecause every time a guy comes
up on the screen, rodeo names, outrageous.
Are they real names, though? Or are they rodeo?
Are these are the bulls or like the cows are the bulls or for
the for the humans, the Cowboys,They they have to, they make
they made up or they're they made up or like, yeah, I can't
remember any of the names, but you just know they're

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outrageous. They're just they're just
different names, you see, like rugby union names.
They're fucked. Yeah, like they're fucked.
Like it's just some we could have done like this or that.
It's like it's like union playeror is this a cowboy?
Let me write that down. I've.
Got that next to course we. Have to guess which ones which.
That would be great fun. Yeah, that'd be good.

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I mean, So what, 5 minutes? He could chat to everything.
So one of the guys who won Shad Mayfield, Oh my God, if I said
that, but you're going to say rode shad, shad, shad like Chad
with the Ch Haven Haven Megid. So they're just, they're like
they're bred to be. They are bred.

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Like in hell from fucking. Texas or something?
Oh, no. Some of them are.
Some of them are. This is this is the biggest
outdoor rodeo in the world. Is it?
Yeah. In Canada.
In Canada, how do you buy tickets?
Is it just like a ticket tech Ticketmaster kind?
So yeah, I was like you. I I didn't know I was like, do
you buy expensive? Is a rodeo to go to like, cause
this year would be it's not justthat like they'd have so many

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other things. It'd be like going to a full on
event that's just like I was there for like two or three
hours You're watching they got like 6 different events yeah.
But this so this is the grand final.
This is the final. And how do they have like
dancing and stuff there? Like you can go they'd have a
stage and some music. So in the whole ground it's like
like the Easter show like, you know the Easter show grounds
it's like that whole area they've got a couple of rides,

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lots of food trucks. Are the food trucks more
expensive than just like is it like here with that?
Yeah, yeah. Like I got all right all.
Right. Got deep fried Oreo.
Excuse me? Good deep fried pickle.
You're fucked. You make me sick.
They've got some deep they've. Got they've got some stuff
fucking that's no huge. You know what else they had you
buy this giant. I'm talking giant.

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It's a huge onion, like a like amini soccer ball sized onion.
They deep fry it, cut it open. Looks like a like a flower.
Yeah, that's sick. So it's deep fried.
Sickening, though. They put fucking Nacho cheese on
that bitch BBQ sauce. Just bacon bits.
No, this things just a big onion.
Give. It's deep fried.

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Yeah, but it's still crunchy onion.
Yeah, but it's like I have an onion rings.
I don't like onion rings. What the fuck?
But this thing is. Good.
What do you mean? Yeah.
So, so you walk, you can walk around the whole area.
They've got heaps of like stalls.
You can buy cowboy hats everywhere, cowboy boots
everywhere. And it's expensive.
Or is it? It's all pretty expensive, Yeah.

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Was there anyone not in like cowboy attire, so to speak?
Like pretty much not. It's cowboy Central.
Yeah. OK, So that's that's that's
their normal attire. They went.
There. And that's a normal attire.
But then there's two different stages.
They call them stage. Yeah, stages in their area.
They've got it's called, what was it?
I don't know. Oh, there's the Coca Cola stage

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and there was N something that'shuge sponsors right there.
And then they've just got you can just go in there and just
listen to people like it's all free.
And they have like big stars. Like who was it?
Shania Twain open for them. You know that was.
Going off. Shania Twain, fire out.
Yeah, so. And people are there listening,
dancing. Yeah, it's like a full, it's

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like a proper like festival. Did you boogie?
Did you boogie a bit? We didn't.
He wishes. There we go.
I'm pissed off. I'm pissed off before I'm pissed
off. I almost.
They were giving out free tickets to watch Chainsmokers.
Really. Yeah, or you just paid 10 bucks
for a ticket, Wouldn't you, Sir?That's sick.

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What do you say? I don't like them.
Respectfully, you'd go Wait where?
If you wouldn't go, you'd go to one at the place at one of the
stages, Yeah. You'd go to watch the chain
smoke. Yeah.
If they're there, why not? It's a free ticket.
But what's going on, Why they'rethere performing, though?
What do you mean? Is something else happening
while they're performing or is this like at the end of the
night? You know what I mean?
Because you said there's multiple stages.

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Yeah. So what's on the other stage?
There's probably something happening.
I know. So I'm like unknown, but
something not that. But it's oh, it's.
Oh, sorry. I thought when you said stages,
I thought you meant those two stages for the rodeo, as in like
that's where the bulls are. No, sorry.
That's where I've got to know after.
I'm like, I'm not going there when I'm watching bulls.
That's why that's where my brainwas sorry until.
OK, so we finish off for the rodeo. 3 hours, couple couple

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beer. Couple.
Of beer. You're lubed up like I know you
drink, you mix beer, and they'vegot this thing called Clonado
juice. Just that sounds like an STI.
That sounds like an. STI thought that he's going
somewhere else. That sounds like an STI.
No. So it's just like it's like
tomato Jesus. Infections.

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They're not diseases, they're infections.
So it's just like spiced tomato juice.
Yuck. What spice?
I know it's like a I'm not gonnabe.
It's good that that sounds clung.
Have you searched it up yet? Can we get in Australia?
Can we get it? You have to get it a specialty
store because it's this Clamato.Juice is from Canada.

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Clamato. Yeah, they sure had a better
name. So that's my new that's.
I'm guessing that's their familyname.
Because I don't think you go around with Clamato.
Juice because there's a drink called a Caesar where they do
vodka. Clamato juice.
Worcester. How do you spell Clamato?
Tabasco. Yeah, CLAMADO or CHTTO.

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You gotta say there's a tomato Clamato.
Yeah, but it's tomato. OK, you gotta say there's
another, like one of them outrageous.
Just food combinations. Recently you see Oreos teamed up
with Selena Gomez and there's like a Selena Gomez Oreo.
Yep. I'm gonna get it cuz it's gonna
taste like it. So I remember someone said
something, it was like the cookie monsters.
Ultimate fantasy. It's called the Modellos.

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Is that how you say that? Medelo?
It's either michelada or michelada.
Michelada. Show me that word.
Well, it's got Worcester sauce. Yep.
How do you say that? Worcester.
Worcester soy sauce and hot sauce, is it?
No. Worcestershire.
Worcestershire. Yeah.

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Worcestershire. Tomato juice, beer, lime juice.
Worcestershire sauce. Worse dishes.
That's a Caesar. Soy sauce and hot sauce.
What is that? That's the drink Mat has.
That's a lot. That's the mix.
Yeah. Soy sauce.
Isn't it good? It's pretty good if you mix it.
Yeah, I know. I hate soy sauce.
That's very interesting. It's good.
Put a little bit of salt as well.

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Well, yeah. Well, I suppose.
Yeah. Because they're already, it's
already a bit bitter. That's what I said you can add.
Yeah. Chilli salt.
And that's a lot of sauces. That you what?
Who made this drink? Canadians.
Who made it? Like who?
Who was the first person? Why do they hate themselves?
Oh, I've got a beer. Let's put some soy sauce in the
beer. Well, it's not, No, that's not
the usual mix. Usually mix it with vodka and
something else. The other one was vodka.
Yeah. Yeah.

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That's. It's called a Caesar.
It's like a huge drink. The Canadian.
I got a question. Was there any, like, free shirts
or anything given out of this thing?
They shot shirts out of a Canon.Do you ever think about the
shirt sizing when they shoot shirts?
Oh, they think it's just like how.
Yeah, they probably just do medium or large.
That's sort of way I always think about.
That's like sometimes when you see stadiums full of like, free

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bars. Have you never thought about
that? If you see stadiums, I thought
if I catch it, it's my size, youknow what I mean?
Yeah, but like stadiums with free shirts.
So they all put the shirts so then you can put them on.
So you make the stadium look fucking, I don't know, whatever
it is. How do you know what size?
Like basketball is just A1 basketball.
Do it. I think they're usually just
like, they'll be large because that fits.
Yeah. It's just I always wonder.

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Yeah, larger XL. If you buy like a ticket, it's
like, oh, what's your shirt size?
That'll just be weird. They're not gonna go.
Oh, yeah. OK.
So that guy there, he's a mediumsection 409.
I've never, I've never won a shirt.
So I don't know. I've just never, I've always,
I've always wanted to catch one of the candidates.

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Like I've never got anything from anything really.
I caught one out of a like someone tossed on like a random
person's shirt, like at a footy game.
No, no, at a footy game. But I was up in front of the
fray. I was in front like 10 rows in
and I was at a Roosters game andthey through one, I don't know,
cheerleader or something like that.
The only thing I've got once notout of a out of a cat.

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If I score a tribe, I'll throw my jersey.
Ever. Do you remember?
Catch it. Do you remember when Michael B
played cricket? Yeah, I do.
I I got a ball. I got a some ball from him when
I was at the cricket. One day that was the only thing
I've got from. Michael God heard that name in
so long. This is one of them cheap little
balls. I'm like oh this is cool because
random player gave it to me. I wonder if you still have it.
It's gone for sure. Really good, really still got

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his shirt. I would.
Oh, you know what? I also, I never, I didn't get to
speak about this because we haven't had a lot of shock
horror. Vivid, the biggest waste of
fucking time you'll ever do. If anyone thinks Vivid's good,
fucking get yourself checked. That is the worst fucking
experience of anyone's fucking life.

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Should you go on a Saturday? You know, waste of fucking time.
Went on a Sunday night. Why'd you go?
The reviews haven't been good for five years.
Yeah, we haven't been ages and best luck.
Let's just go. OK.
Whatever. You go every year.
You does. No, no, you do.
No, I mean, wait. Did you go on the weekend,
though? Yeah, It was a Sunday night.
Yes. It's just shit.
No shit. Too busy.

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Too many way too many people. Oh, wait.
Apparently there's even more that you've got to pay for now.
Yeah. No, you know, all this random
stuff, the botanical gardens is actually fucking cool, but it's
like 30 bucks. I'm not paying.
You know, it's a bit of a joke. Do we start?
But it. Fuck it.
Look, there's there's one. There's one thing there that's
like, it's like I can't explain to you.
It's like a series of lights andit's like a sequence and it's
like whale. Oh, holy shit.

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She just told me where they were.
Kind of went shit. Kind of been exciting to say.
You done good. You done good.
I'm also. The installations change every

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year. And Scott went to this like 3
years ago. No, they had a two years in a
row. This one.
Yeah. It's like there's a whale in
there. It looked really cool.
But it's fine. Yeah.
And there's just so many people.I wonder how much money food
trucks make. I get so curious there because
there is so much food and they can really charge whatever they
want. Charge are gonna buy it.

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They need them. They have to make it there
because it's like, say, that Easter show, music festival,
That's all they've got. Because you can't, you can't
just go and set up in the randomday of the week.
More and more now they're fucking more and more than
everywhere. Now though, they get more and
more heaps. But what is it?
What is it about a food truck that just makes you want to eat?

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Oh, it fucking makes me not telly.
I'm not even like I see a food truck and I just see food and
it's normally like good stuff. Like 3.
So like imagine if Mac is KFC and that and they did food.
Trucks. Oh no, sticking out food trucks,
KFC does it. KFC does like food trucks at the
cricket. Sometimes they give out free go
buckets. Have you seen?
Yeah. Have you seen the potato guy in

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America? In England, Yeah.
Yeah. The spot.
Spot. The spot.
Oh, I see. Can I please have one spot in
beans? It look.
Really. Good.
It looks like sheet butter on but it would you know that
would. Fuck.
Garlic butter. I want the garlic butter, you
know. That would fuck.
I watch the YouTube Oh cheese. They've got an actual store now

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in London. I watched the YouTube.
Go there mate. You should have seen the portion
size. Oh if huge it looked fucking.
So they dumped the cheese on that.
They dumped the cheese mate. Don't mate the potatoes at the
bottom mate. They loaded up.
I reckon it was fucking like 5 cans of beans in this bitch
cheese mate. I was like fuck me daddy if

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that's. Anything.
Like they I'd pay 30 bucks for that.
Seriously. Like it looked that fucked.
I'm a huge potato guy too. Are you a bean guy?
I dabble on the beans. I fuck with beans.
I've had like the beans in like burritos and things like that.
Nah, I had. I'm not a big fan of those
beans. I like black beans.
I like the Mexican beans. I like black beans.
Black beans. Yeah.
Oh, they've like black beans. I fuck with every bean except

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for green beans. Beans.
Green beans. Really fuck green beans.
No, green beans are fucking trash.
Black beans. I swear I ate a green bean once
and I threw up. I don't think it was a green
bean folk though. No, it probably 15 beans deep.
No, I was. So I was like 15.
I found something out talking about this.

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I found something out like a couple weeks ago.
So you know how after big night did you find that again?
No, it's gonna be about bouncingnow.
So a bit Speaking of your speaking about the spud guy and
that and so after a night out here, we have or most people
would go to like kebab. Oh I feel like having a kebab
like that's probably the go to thing because I want.

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Greasy. Meat or a snack, snack people
would have like HSP. That's pretty standard.
So I was watching one of I can'tremember his name, but he's one
of those younger comedians on Instagram like who sort of had
same arrows like Fabian boys andit's bite unemployed and all
that. He was living over in London.

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So he found out that their go tothing is this thing called spice
bag. No, fuck, I want a spice bag so
fucking bad. I'm so sorry.
My God, it's my I don't think I understand.
Billy, why aren't you there? Why didn't you get one?
Because I didn't know about themthen.
I follow a bloke who eats these it's but apparently it's like he

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didn't think it was as good. Anyway he got one after night
out. He specifically went out got
drunk to eat this thing drunk. Explain to Jimmy what the spice
bag is. You know, Curry sauce.
Just like a bunch of chips and you put it's like hot chips,
like sort of wedge style chips, like pub style chips, yeah, in a
bag. And we've got like, yeah, Curry

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sauce and like the fried juices and stuff.
Fried, just fried stuff. It's just.
Fried it's fried food with with beautiful Curry over top.
I want one. There's one in Marrickville, but
I'm not going to Marrickville and it's it's so far away.
It's not far. The probably the best way to
think about it. I can't drive the stuff
leftover. What are you talking about in
the night from everything and you're just like, I could just

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scoop of yeah, and I want it, I want it, I need it.
But he said it was Yeah. It wasn't as good as nothing.
I fucked HSP the HSP snack. So.
You know, if if Sonny's, if Sonny's had Curry sauce, you
could do it at Sonny's. Unless because their stuff.
I like the Sonny's. I've not been there in ages.
No, but we need, we need to go to this if I need this, but I I
don't think I'd say this much. I watch this plug either and I

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hears a voice over it. Oh, it looks so England and
Ireland, they love putting Currysauce on everything, on
everything, everything. I love it, but is there, I
don't, I don't know what the is there Curry sauce different
there? Like it'd be 100%.
You know what I mean? It's a little bit different.
Yeah. Like, I don't know.
I don't really know what it is. I'd have to, I I I because every
time I say it, it doesn't look like difference in every single

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place that like all these, they all call the same thing Aioli,
for example. It's all different.
It's so different. What's so different?
What the fuck do they do? That's aioli, sweet and sour
sauce. What's the what's the
ingredient? The matches and KFC mix
different, even hungry jars, a little level of fat and shit.
Everyone's got the different swing sour because every every
that one there swing sour is different everywhere that one

(24:08):
is. I've never seen a same
restaurant have the same. It's like even at woollies you
go and you'll see like an aioli.It's like pubs aioli.
What pub mayonnaise, mayonnaise.Every single mayonnaise is
different and fucking every mayonnaise is different.
The other thing that I saw aboutLondon, OK sundae isn't anyhow
like England or Sunday roast. So I watched a video, I can't

(24:31):
remember the name of the channel, but they normally do
like, oh, $1.00 or cheap, cheap sort of something.
And it's always food related versus there's a middle tier and
then there's a top tier. So this guy, what he did was it
was $12.00 Sunday roast, which is $12.00.
And there's, there's Sunday roast over there.
Like if you go out to have it isbuffet style.

(24:53):
Oh, so you keep going back. Yeah.
Well, I think you can either keep going back or you can just
put as much as you want on a plate in one go.
And then you have like you have your meats and potatoes and like
all your vegetables. And then there's like desserts
too and things like that. And then you get one at like 100
and I think $100 or 100 and something dollars like low

(25:15):
hundreds. And that thing was like fine
dining Sunday roast. But like the stuff's like same,
what's it called? Same recipes and things.
But then they had like differentlike say hams.
They had like 5 different hams at least.

(25:35):
Yeah fuck. How is a different ham?
We. Got like honey glazed.
Normal honey glazed. It's just Black Forest.
There's like the blackened forest or whatever, I don't
know, But they had so much food there.
And he took a video of it and itwas like layered like steps up
and it went up like 4 steps and there's just food on each thing.

(25:56):
And you just pick it off and yougo through the buffets.
Buffets are hard because I always get one of a little bit
of everything. And then I just feel bad when I
just just one of the things sucks.
I just can't eat it. And I just feel like
discriminate it. Yeah, it's just flicked off to
the side of the plate. Totally.
You thought it was gonna be? No.
And it's just like, I've got a bunch of just devour, but at

(26:17):
least you only got like a littlebit of that on things.
Yeah, usually just get like one piece of everything.
But if I went, yeah, if I went to England, I'd love to do that
on a Sunday. I really want this spice bag.
PJS do it. Do what Spice bag?
Of course I do. Sorry.
It's a new town that does it. It's called Patty Chance.
I'll get a new town. Patty Chance.

(26:39):
Apparently they do it there and Paddy chance.
Paddy Chance is a Irish Chinese food take away.
That's right. We'll take.
Yeah, but we'll take always average on the road.
Like I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding.
I need a slice bag. I had the most place is fusing
experience. Not really.
It confused me a lot recently sexually.
Was it on you were picking a dinner last night because.

(27:01):
Look. He follows you.
I would have been confused as well.
It wasn't. Don't you explain to This is
what I Yeah, I haven't done these for a while so I was about
to get us cancelled. Billy was about.
To get us cancel. But.
He had some interesting choices there and none of them were
good. I know I got which so excited.

(27:22):
So like, look, I normally go to,I'm normally a big woollies guy,
big woollies guy, love woollies.But I went on Monday, it was
Beck's birthday, so I went to Messina and I got to park right
outside of Kohl's. I'm OK.
So I went and got Messina and then I went into Kohl's because
why not? I didn't even need anything.
I was just curious because I'm like, they're different.
I'm going through such a curiousguy and they've got that it's

(27:44):
cold. Cold sells the caramel here,
Will, I've got the cold sells the caramel latte like iced
coffee, which woollies don't. So I've got one of them, which
is great. And then I'm going through to
get a juice and I wasn't going to get a juice.
Something caught my eyes and this was the the veggie section.
So I got myself some wildly goodveggie strips.
They're like chicken tenders, but just veggies.

(28:05):
So they're nothing like chicken.There was some wildly good
biteables which were just loadedpotato rosties with tries and
kale. I haven't tried that yet.
And I had a vegan snitzel that was a choice.
I ended up picking the veggie strip, so actually really good.
Pounded that with a bit of rice.Are your parents away?
Huh. Is that why you're not eating
real food? My mom's away.

(28:26):
That's why I know. Is your dad abused?
Surely he just calls it. He just.
He's so disappointed. What?
What were you having? What were you confused about?
I wanna, I wanna know why you'reconfused.
He's gonna ask you to walk. Can he walk you down?
Dial at your wedding 'cause. He's gonna think.
No, my brain's gonna process on Saturday.

(28:47):
So we went to we went to the AFL, right?
We have. So we we.
But. Let it out, fuck.
What do you say? It's fine.
I think he was. I think he was disappointed
yesterday when I walked out frompyjama day.
That was the. Day.

(29:12):
That was the day he was most. Proud of you.
Never been so do you guys have aare you guys full kit PJ wankers
as well? Like do you have a full kit?
No my my pyjamas is boxes and noshirt.
Do you have a full kit? No no Why do you think so hard?
I do no cuz I do have it but like I wear the pants but I've

(29:34):
got a T shirt so I don't wear the long sleeve shirt and then
in summer or like spring, summerand that I wear just boxes.
I don't have a shirt. Yeah, I'm.
I remember I Winnie the Pooh. I just wish singling.
That's nothing else. Why do you have these?
Why do you have them then? Why do you have them?
I don't know. I didn't buy them.
I just luckily found them and I put them on.

(29:54):
What do you mean? How do you luckily find Minions
PJS in your room? They just they would just sit in
the drawer, but I'd never actually noticed that they were
in there until I had to active. You started looking for them?
Probably. Probably a Christmas present or
something. Yeah.
I feel like I had to get Christmas.
Yeah, definitely a Christmas. And they just sort of reached
them. I would not have touched them.
I felt so uncomfortable in there.
It was long sleeve and long pants.
It was tight. It was snug.

(30:17):
It was snug. Yeah, it was great.
Yeah. Something going on.
Anyway. So, anyway, back to where we
were Saturday. All right, So, private suite.
Swans game. Amazing.
We're there. I I pulled a Scott.
I you were you were there for like 7 hours.
It was a long time. Let's not talk about that.
Food was incredible. Free drinks.
Free food. Unbelievable.
Scott, what the fuck? Where'd you get this from?
Huh? Private suite.
How'd you get that? Don't worry.

(30:38):
Best in connection. Beck's best friend's boyfriend
works for Toyota, so he just gothis tickets because they've got
like a private suite there. It was, it was great.
Anyway, incredible. So first quarter before the
first quarter, we got a third. I sit down right and I pull a
Scott. I did not move from my seat till
the third quarter end of the third quarter and I move it all
whenever, whenever someone got up, I might drink, drink, drink,

(31:00):
drink. So I just kept, I just kept
putting drinks on. Another thing.
I'm like third quarter, three quarter time, I've had about 10
drinks. I'm like, I quit, I'm gonna go
to the toilet, get up, go to thetoilet.
I come back into the suite, I'm like, excuse me?
We've had the one lady serving us the whole time.
She's already served me. She served me earlier in the
day. I don't think she or maybe she
forgot my face, but I'm like, can I just have a Stonewood,
please? She goes, can I see your ID?

(31:21):
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
You're the only one serving me. It's three quarter time.
I've had about 10 drinks and at three quarter time you're now
asking to see my ID. I was like, I've been here for
three hours, what is wrong with you?
Oh, so fuck. And then she gave me the wrong
drink. But I'm I'm too pissed off to
even talk about this. So then I went back.

(31:41):
No, fuck you. Why you do that all the time
now? I don't do that anymore.
What? Sit there and get people to get
you drinks. You don't remember Rob's box?
You didn't move for like 5-6 hours.
Really. Yeah.
I think it's a you thing. It's a you thing.
Now I'm gone. I don't do it anymore.
I did do it sometimes. But you are.
You did have Rob's box as well. Yeah, but did you see the state
I was in? There's a difference.

(32:04):
And his head was fucked. But I was getting up to get
myself drinks. I was getting them peanut butter
whiskeys. No, that was the next day.
In the morning. There was a state.
I reckon it was 6 hours. You didn't move.
That's day three. Day three.
All the time. Day three, there was no one
there. Get your drinks.
Hard to get your own ones. You.

(32:24):
You just give them your card, get yourself a drink, but get me
a drink. Oh yeah, that's so easy.
And then? And then like.
When you need, if you're near a pool, you're not getting out.
I still haven't pulled that prank.
Oh, sorry. I still want to pull that prank
on someone where I ask someone to go get me a drink and I'm
like, Oh my. As they get there, I'm going to
transfer all the available fundsinto my other account so I'll
have no balance that makes me physically.

(32:48):
Still. Get declined and they will be so
fucking embarrassed and then they'll pay for it because
there's no way at that point they're like, Oh no, sorry,
don't worry, it's good drinks. And so that's my worst.
They've probably poured the two drinks.
So exactly though you can pay itout, you're not gonna just pay
for one busy, but you've got it.You've got to do it to someone

(33:09):
who's not gonna say anything to you like that.
You don't roll that. Way.
I'll do that either you guys have a hard one.
I'm never taking your card. I'm.
Never doing that. I just never will.
You're. Gonna come back and go.
Your card didn't fucking work. I'll be like, yeah.
Someone who's not gonna say to you, oh, hey, you can't.
No, no. He'll work on me.
That's my worst night. That is my worst night.
I had this happen yesterday. No, it was similar but like

(33:32):
because I started using my phoneto pay.
Now I'm new to it right? Good boy, but I've.
Made. A trip for some reason it wasn't
working still using my wallet. I didn't have my wallet on me so
I got did it didn't work so I went on my phone.
I stood there for I reckon I stood there 5 minutes like
honest 5 minutes and then I walked away went back on my

(33:52):
phone and I was like oh I think I got it now walked back didn't
work again. What are you?
Trying to buy. Something that bad I I got so
uncomfortable. So I just I'll come back at
lunch. It was the worst thing ever.
I went bright red, bright red. It was fun and she was so

(34:13):
awkward as. Well.
If you did that to me, I actually don't know what I'd do.
You buy some beers. If you if you, if you gave me
your card and you did that to me, I'd glass you.
But doesn't it? Doesn't he?
Card does not work. Like.
It declines. And you.
Yeah, exactly. That's the idea.
Yeah. What are you fucking talking

(34:36):
about? That's how a card works.
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Yeah, but you're in a busy place.
You're blind. You're vibing.
You tap it. You think.
Yeah, it's sweet. She goes.
It declined in front of everyone.
Yeah. They go, oh, sorry that didn't
work. Or sorry that declined.
And then I'll go let me try again.
I wouldn't decline again. I would automatically pull out a
different card and tap No, no, It's Jimmy's card.
But I've got my wallet on me, don't I?

(34:57):
Yeah, but like. But it's this is the initial
like, fuck me initial Allah didn't like didn't work you, but
oh shit. And I said, if it's busy and
people like behind you waiting, they would see that.
And then she would give you a look like, what the fuck's
happening? I would be laughing if my mate.
I feel like I'd have that other card out so quick and you
wouldn't be on that. Yeah, but I wouldn't be

(35:18):
embarrassed by it. I would be.
I would be more like, oh, fuck, that'd be funny.
What? I would feel as funny as if you
do it to someone that you don't really know that well.
Like say you've gone out with someone, you're having a few
drinks and and feeling good and they're like, oh, I'm going to
go get some, some random guy, tell them to go.
They don't come here, take my card.
And then you you don't transfer you, you transfer all your funds
out gets declined there. That's just me.

(35:41):
Yeah. But then it's the the fun thing
is to see whether they come backand say, hey, you card declined
or they just caught buying the drinks and pretend they use your
card. I'm never taking your card, bro.
I fucking what? You're going to be blind on
Saturday. I'm going to take his card and
you're going to have to pay for two drinks.
But you didn't even want to get.No, I'd never do that.

(36:05):
I actually feel sick. I I, I feel nervous, you know,
You know, you get a little tummyout.
You got that? They do a nervous poo to get in
blind rankings. Yeah.
Let's do it. It's an autumn afternoon when
the weather is starting to get nice and warm and you're
starting to get those real warm afternoons, the sun staying

(36:27):
about out a bit longer. You're starting to have like
barbecues. Yes Sir, nice and warm.
But doesn't the autumn go into winter?
Sorry. Spring.
Yeah. OK, there we go.
I was going to say it was starting to get cold.
I still like that. Yeah, but.
Yeah. No, but like, it's when you say
starting, you say spring. Yeah.
Say lake spring. Yeah.
OK, there you go. Now it's starting to get home.
I'm hot now. I've got to take pyjama off.

(36:47):
Yep. Yeah.
So you're sitting there, you've maybe you've been at the beach.
Whatever it is, you're sitting around the table.
Might be having a couple beers, golf, barbecues on too.
So you've got those Nice. That meats.
How many beautiful. Or if you're Jimmy, how many
does the? Disgusting.
How many does the table sit? Table.
Yeah. I mean, it's one of those.

(37:09):
So you've got two options for your picture.
You've got the glass table. Yep.
With the those outdoor chairs that looks like it's got the
wire sort of wrapped around it all around.
Is it rectangular or? Yeah.
What's the rectangular? Yeah, rectangular.
Yep. Feel like we're too far away
now. Or you've got the.
He used to be like an old sort of green one, that plastic, hard

(37:31):
plastic style. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big table fits. It.
Can fit as many as you're willing to fit at as well.
I think they got like 6 frames so I don't know.
There's a hole in the middle too.
Yeah there's a hole in the middle, yeah.
Where the umbrella goes yeah. Put the cup in the butt.
Yeah, but this is line ranking best chat where?

(37:58):
Is this going? Hey, Billy, you had seven weeks.
So you might create. Was this so on the spot?
Was this one for the box trip? But yeah, this is see, this
would have made so much sense onthe box trip because we would
have had those chats. I thought it was perfect there
and it was just going to flow in.
So I was kind of blind. We haven't had those chats in a

(38:19):
while. So I'm sort of haven't seen each
other in a while. I'm shooting in the dark.
Here a little bit but. I'm going to give it a crack.
Shoot a crack. I can picture it, though.
I know if I you know, the chats I'm going for are you guys
picturing? I'm picturing the legit Rob's
box table, though. What table?
The one. The one that we didn't eat at.

(38:39):
We didn't even sit at it. But that's the table that's in
my head right now. Outside.
Yeah. Where we played.
Spin the wheel. Where we played Spin the wheel.
Well, we're playing cricket and cricket, Yeah, and it's broken.
All right. Number one game chat chat so
like party game. Party.
Xbox party chat seven weeks. Stunner No.

(39:11):
No, I game. I've written down game chat,
chat, game chat. I just realised we all have
Xbox, so it's just Xbox party chats.
They're pretty good chats. Yeah, but what?
What time? You know what I mean, Boy,
you've got to take into account like all the chats.
So it could be like first thing after work, it could be locked
down 1:00 AM or it could be 630 forties.

(39:34):
My brain went to two or it couldbe 630 forties.
Yeah, mine's like, it's like a Friday night.
Yeah. Everyone's.
Everyone's hopped on. Everyone's just like everyone's
keen to play. We're playing war.
We're loading up war zone. We're about to jump.
Yeah, it's got to be. But what's?
Going to be. I've cracked a beer though.
I've I've scored three. I've Nick nominated Jimmy.
He's naked. He's got his fireball and

(39:57):
fucking whatever in one drink. Yeah.
Honestly, I'd go one straight away, although that's just me.
No, it can't be one. Who gets a Mulligan this week.
I think it's you, James. Fuck.
I think I had the last one and failed.
Fuck. OK.
Yeah. Sweet.
All right. So I'm happy with two.
I reckon for two. I reckon 2.
You're putting a lot. It's one or two for me.
I'm right. One or two.

(40:18):
This is putting us in a. All right, all right, we'll go
too. We're in a ship position now.
You just put game chat chatters too.
Yeah, because I'm blind on Xbox.Go on free.
It is good. It is freeing.
If you're gaming on a Saturday, Friday, you're playing 40s with
Strato as well or something as well.
Man, it's a good dad. Got a factor in that one?

(40:39):
That's a man. That'll get you hyped.
Let's go. BBQ chats, hanging around the
Barbie. That's 4/4 I'm I'm not a BBQ
guy. I'm two you 2 normally focus on
eating the BBQ, eating the bar. No, we don't cook.
We don't no, but the build up, the build up chats when you're

(40:59):
at a BBQ, everyone's got a beer in here.
Every single person has a beer because it's just you know where
I started to go. I started to go.
We went to the beach and you'd bring your BBQ mat.
That's where I started to go. Now I'm working towards the
three. They're good chats.
They're good chats because you Ican see I can see the corona in
your hand as well. You know, like imagine the
poured a bit of it on the fish that we've just speared.
I'm thirsty. So imagine like a post BBQ,

(41:21):
you're at work, chat and they say what did you do on the
weekend? You said, oh, I had a BBQ, had a
BBQ with the mates, had a coupleof beers, had a BBQ.
It just sounds cool and you knowyou're going somewhere.
You know something's happening after this as well.
That's the start of the night. Yeah, that's always a start.
Yeah, you're right. It's a good chat Vibes are vibes
are usually pretty high. We deep throated some snags and

(41:41):
then we'll fly like early evening summer Saturday Barbie.
And like then you're going out after you're doing something
after or you've come from the beach and you're putting
everything on the and it's good.Like everyone's, everyone's
orbiting the BBQ or a couple people sitting in the couch on
the side. How's she looking?
How's she looking? How's she looking?
You can smell everything and then you just crack open the

(42:02):
door. How's it going?
Smell like it after is a 3. It's not one.
Yeah, it could. It's probably a three.
I could go. 333 did put ourselves in a chit spot because
then again, that's not better than a party chat to me, though
I know because I feel like BBQ chat is bulk standard.
We're fucked. Yeah, it's a regulation chat
we're in. We're in a shit spot though, so
yeah, three. Yeah, three.

(42:23):
I don't know what my one is though.
I know one. Don't sound like that, all
right? OK this one should be easy.
First time meeting chats, 55 dead set. 5I fucking hate
talking to someone I don't know unless I'm completely

(42:45):
obliterated or even then it's shit unless they're funny.
No, if I'm blind I can chat withthe best of them.
Yeah but like with any person, random person I'll make I'll
make 2. But they need, they need a
rebound button, you know what I mean?
If you're just talking to a lot of energy.
Oh, really quickly, Scott, can Itell you something that'll make
you cringe? So when you know, you know them
photos or setting them with the AFL on Saturday.

(43:07):
So I was sorry. Anyway, we were taking photos.
There was like with your legs crossed.
What was that? Five of us?
Yeah, there was no, there was six of us, right?
And five of us were like pretty much knew each other.
So we started taking photos at half time.
I got a photo with Beck, Alyssa,Tom.
Wow, this is right. And everyone, we're all taking
photos. And while we were taking photos,
Tom had brought a mate, but no one had asked him for a photo.

(43:29):
So everyone was just taking photos together and he was just
sitting by himself. It was the most disgusting thing
ever. It was.
So he was just watching everyonejust take group photos, like 2
photos, like three of us, then two of us and three too.
And then he was just sitting there.
I was like, oh, that action, I'mnot getting in.
Oh, no joke. I feel like throwing up.
I actually feel like I'm going to charge.
You just had to sit there and watch whatever it was just

(43:51):
taking photos together. I was like, this is absolutely
putrid. So how was how was the first
time meet chat with him? Yeah, not too bad.
Like it's different. It's different when you have 6
people though. It's easier when you got free
pissed. Yeah.
Oh, I actually feel sick. I feel sick.
I'm actually from fuck me first.Say something else.
First time meat chat. That's fine.
That's the worst chat dead life a sober one as well.

(44:13):
There's nothing worse, especially when they're fucking
dead. I really hate.
But see, I'm I don't want to talk to new people.
I've talked to enough people in my life where I'm I'm done.
I I've hit my limit. Yeah, I don't need to know what
I I know who I want. I don't think I would have like
one more friend. I can't.
I've got, excuse me, I can't keep up with us.

(44:35):
I've got no room. I've got no time.
I don't have the mental capability to talk to more
people. That is, that is so true.
Like mentally I'm like, I don't,I don't want to hear about your
trauma either because you know you're always going to have that
face. Everyone.
Says I don't want to. I don't want to tell you mine.
I don't want you to tell me yours.
I've told my story enough. I'm done.
If you know, you know. Yeah.

(44:56):
Dead set. You can know me from now on, but
I'm not telling you about me past.
I don't want to hear about your past.
Oh my God. What?
That is a great idea. Thanks.
I'm not talking behind anymore. I'm only talking now all the
future. But if someone asks about
behind, just walk away. I just say I'm not having this.
What did you do yesterday? I'm not do.

(45:17):
You have a good weekend. Don't talk to me.
I'm doing good now. Oh no, my stomach.
Yeah. 555. Fuck, I'm just sick.
I can't wait to talk to Rands onSaturday.
So we've got left four and one, see one and four.
So, so, so. Shit, man, Why the hell would we
do this? Number 2, you've got Xbox party

(45:38):
chats #3 you've got BBQ chats and #5 you have first meeting
chat. It's perfect.
So you have one in four available.
We're on the greens right now, but we could not be friends
after this one. I'm going to go with Kitchen
Chats 4. So kitchen chats can be

(46:01):
interpreted in any way. Kitchen Chats are sorry.
You know where my, you know where my brain went?
It is 3:00 AM Port Macquarie. Yep.
And the lights are too hot. Yep, that's where my brain is
right now. And I was like, we're chatting
on the floor of the kitchen whilst we're trying to work out
putting garlic bread in the ovenwhilst Jimmy is struggling.
Robinson. No, how how many do you reckon

(46:23):
he threw that 105 hundred, yes, north of 500, but so those
chats. But for everyone else, the
kitchen chat would be so different because they didn't
experience that kitchen chat. No, but kitchen chat.
But like we always have, whenever we're in multiple, we
always have huge kitchen chats. So any, any house you go to, no
matter where you're talking to, kitchen, kitchen is the focal

(46:43):
point. It's yes, everyone migrates
there. Yeah, it's the huddle point.
Everyone talks everyone. It's the most social.
The living room is not the most social kitchen.
I don't want to be spoken to himin the living room.
Just fuck off. That's my relaxing kitchen's
easy kitchen. You're up.
So if you're up, you can talk. Yeah, but insane.
That's for kitchen is so versatile.

(47:03):
You can have serious. You can just really put him
anyone in the field. Act.
Kitchen chat I feel like kitchen.
Chat is #1 Kitchen chat doing it.
Kitchen chat is #1 for me. But why?
What else? What else?
Kitchen chat can back up to Origin.
I've got another one I could be throwing you in.
Kitchen. Kitchen.

(47:23):
Check. I mean, I put it at 4:00.
I don't know what other chats are going to use as well.
Yeah, we've got a Mully. It's got to be a Mully after.
It's got to be a four, like justwith what we've got, where we've
been. Yeah, we're here.
I've got more experiences with the other two.
So what do you want to do? Kitchen chair.
Yeah, just just the position we've been put in.
I think we have to put him at 4,unfortunately.

(47:45):
Kitchen chat's a good guy there.Kitchen chat, he's a good guy.
Good chat. Kitchen chat 4.
Fuck, what's number one? Please be good.
OK, at #1 You've put work chats?Whoa, whoa.
Who? Said kitchen chat for but Jimmy,

(48:08):
you got a Mulligan, Billy Mulligan.
All right, you hold up your handand I'm going to try and guess
right now because I know exactlythat I'm switching.
But sometimes work chat can be good.
Honestly, I have, I mean, I onlyreally talk to 1.
So like, and they're good. But what we do is like, you ever
have work and you start to get abit loopy and then the other
person's getting loopy and you just, you're just spinning out.
Yeah, but it's not one. It's not one.

(48:31):
No, it's not. Yeah, you.
Yeah, you need. Yeah.
What are you gonna do? Do you get where you're coming
from there, Matt? I'll do.
Yeah. Like you.
Like you get to a point where you just.
You're just saying anything. You've both just lost the plot.
There's no philtre. You, you you just drip into each
other, man. Judy, that's the fuck.
But it should be. That should be 4.
All right. You want to use Mulligan?
Yeah. OK.

(48:51):
Are you holding up your hand? I am.
No pressure, Jimmy 4. Incorrect.
Oh work chat. Was it 1?
It was one guess who, John, There's only one finger.
The one in the middle, Oh, it's a work chat, can we be pointing

(49:13):
that out? No one.
No one in particular, all right.And you know what could have
been a bad one? No double date chats.
Ohh, that filthy. I haven't done too many of them
though. Don't.
Well, I've, I've I've really done with people like so yeah,
yeah, I've done with the random.I've gone out like stay with our
group of friends or whatever. Well, that's easy enough.

(49:35):
We go like and there's like 3 couples, 4 couples, 2 couples,
doesn't matter how many because it's basically just friends
hanging out. Yeah, they actually see it as
dates. That's actually I've got too
many first time meet double datein the same thing.
Chat. No, that's fucking no, that's so
I don't have. I don't If you're around the
kitchen, I've got no time to meet new people.

(49:55):
My phone right now is there's just too many messages on there.
Oh, sorry, do you know how long that fucking takes to go
through? And then someone goes like I got
asked to go to the movies last Thursday.
Someone asked me in advance lastweek to go to the movies this
like tonight, and I couldn't do it.
Who likes you? But he's got, he's got multiple

(50:17):
groups. No, I I don't mean wow.
Wow. What movie?
What movie? Right, Billy, We're blind.
We won't even see you. What movie are you going to go

(50:38):
watch tonight? Fantastic Four.
Didn't you get asked and you didn't?
These two asked and you said no.Yeah, they asked as well.
But I mean, that doesn't that doesn't care.
John. I wish you said yes.
We actually revoked. It that's fine, I.
Think you revoke it? But it's like you, I feel like

(50:59):
you need, you need your time to yourself.
And Monday like Monday to Fridayis like, for me is like work and
gym potty Mac is on Friday. Fuck yeah.
Like I'm, I'm not giving, givingthose up, man.
We ticked every box off when we were at the Rob's birthday.
We did hungry Jack's Mac is Domino's, KFC.
We did the actual like the foursome.

(51:19):
We did the I feel like they're the main 4 fast food places in
Australia, right? They just just came out of
nowhere. Billy's trying to pour his heart
out about him being busy giving up his weekdays and you just
start talking about the BIG4 Mount Rushmore anyway.
So your blind ranking list #1 work chats, Yep, that'll be

(51:48):
great when you. Oh my God I hate having a talk
about my weekend #2 Xbox party chats.
Oh they're outstanding. Yep #3 BBQ chats #4 kitchen
chats #5 first time meeting chats.
Wow if you just moved 234 up onedoing good and work chats down

(52:13):
to the bottom 4. No or no work chats are better
than fucking first time chats. Work chats way better 'cause
Lacy can both relate to something.
If you if you swapped, if you swapped.
One and four, you were. You had a real solid blind
ranking. I'm surprised the 3:00 AM chat
wasn't there. Can we unblind ourselves?
We're not done this segment. That was sort of like kitchen

(52:35):
chat. Yeah.
But 3:00 AM chat's like the specific.
Yeah. There we go.
That was good. It couldn't fallen anywhere, it
fell there. Oh man, oh that wheel needs to

(52:59):
get thrown out. Holy shit it got late quick huh
do? You.
Want to get into Cheshire Treasure?
Yeah, sure. I got a question.
Go for it. Yes.
All right. So either your friend, your
partner, someone. Both.

(53:22):
I'll say both. Just someone.
OK, They've been kidnapped. Normally.
I never say either. Normally I'm either.
Sometimes either either or. Yeah, either or.
That just sounds weird. I've never thought of that thing
as a thing. I never did just then either.
And either. I didn't realise it's the same
word. But yeah, it is the same word.
But I never thought that people say it differently either.
Wow. What?
I say you said either. Yeah, but then you said either

(53:45):
not I said either. Yeah, No.
But then afterwards he said either casually, either either.
Oh, either way. But you'd say like me either
instead of me either, like you were saying, I think I say I
don't like that and you say me, me either.
Me neither. Yeah, SOEM.
Yeah, me neither, Neither, neither.
Me neither instead of me neither.

(54:07):
Normally. Well, at least I would don't.
You've broken the word. Yeah.
Man, I'm just. Breaking the word I'm breaking
my brain what is that red thing over there shut up to yoga mat.
I thought so just want to make sure I feel like I always look
at it buddy. This yoga guy now all right so
just. Focusing.

(54:32):
In I could hear the I could hearthe gears grinding over here.
I just want to know what the question is.
OK, so so someone's been kidnapped and they're being held
in the location roughly 30 minutes away.
OK. By car or by walking by car.
Your partner, your best mate, your mum.
Hour and a half of Scott. Scott, Scott's bus.

(54:53):
I've got the bus is running. That could be two hours.
You know what I mean though. So it's, unless it's going to be
scooter, it's probably 45. So it's 30 minutes away.
It's a warm night and your windows are down.
OK, You're listening to music onthe drive there.
Are you asking? Yes.

(55:14):
What am I listening to? So someone's kid.
Yeah. And someone's it's a serious,
it's a serious situation. How to get there?
He's he's asking the hard hitting questions.
Yes. Yes or no?
Yeah. Yeah.
You know I've got Google Maps. On Google.
And I'm probably like, I'll probably like in a rush and I'd

(55:35):
just set that up and forget to set the music up.
If I know. Where I'm going, yeah, maybe I
put music. I might put G popping yourself
up or not. You might put G up music on on
the way. Like, wait, you're going to kill
some people? Wait.
So if you're putting Google Mapson, you're not going to listen
to music? No, no.
Normally I would, but I'm just saying that it's going to take

(55:56):
more time. Whereas if I knew where I was
going and I would have had to put Google Maps on that, I could
use that time that I was going to blow anyway to find some.
I think you just turn the radio on.
Your radio is no, the radio could be just in the mindset.
I would probably just put the windows down and drive like
hell. And you're just thinking, yeah,
it's 30 minutes no matter what. Yeah, I'm.

(56:18):
Driving it could be 6 minutes, thirty minutes, no matter what,
as the crow flies, baby. So the faster you drive, the
further away the destination gets.
Yeah. So they're on the train.
Oh, you're on the train. Like they're on a train.
Oh, they're on a train. Yeah.
No, probably no music, but yeah,windows down.

(56:38):
Is it weird if you put music on?Surely not is it?
Is it a form of but then you might you might get a real like
song that you you might not be thinking right?
You might just like you might bea person you just put radio on.
You might not be thinking and you just like if it was you
Jimmy just party routine. Get in the car, turn the.
Radio. Off you go.
Is it because it would be? Is there such thing as like a

(56:59):
hostage playlist? Like probably in the mood for
it. What would you play who but
like, it would be it's pretty bad if you you turn the car on
and then you open Spotify. Yeah, that's and you and then
you scroll a little bit. I feel like you scroll that car
and you put your foot down, you press shuffle then.
Oh, no, that's not the right one.

(57:19):
Don't skip song. What's that?
DJX. Can we get him going a little
bit? Yeah.
He he he can have a bad day. Put AC, you get a fun ACDC
Highway to hell. So yeah, probably probably no
music, right? Yeah, probably no music.
What did this happen to you? What happened in Canada?

(57:44):
Where's where's Taylor? macOS could not put music.
I saw something. Do you remember that thing about
like, you know, do you ever think you remember like how
horses used to be the main form of like transport and now horses
are getting transported? Do you ever think about that?

(58:06):
Do you reckon like there's a horse grandpa who told his horse
grandson or we do all the hard work?
How long do horses live for? No, no, you're horse in his
grandpa. Yeah, I think they live like 15
years, aren't they? Yeah, that's got grandpa dead.
But you know, I mean maybe you could be a grandpa, could be
passed down for generations, butyou could be grandpa for like 4
years as a horse bro, Yeah, no, but like, do you reckon the

(58:27):
story like 'cause I feel like horses having to do everything.
Like horses used to be the cars,yeah, but horses.
But now horses get in the back of cars, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but I reckon horses would.They're still carrying me bro.
I don't think they're having that deep and meaningful though.
Like do you reckon, do you reckon horses really appreciate
it when they built wheels? Come, come, make.
That's weird. Do you reckon they were very
happy though when wheel? No, before cars, when it was

(58:48):
carriage instead of riding it? Do you reckon they're like, fuck
you, I don't need to carry someone now.
The horse. The horse still carried them
though. Yeah, No, but like they're not
sitting on the horse directly though, you know what I mean?
They're not a happy, but they they could get to a higher speed
and then no, they're just they're just trotting.
Yeah, I don't know. I still reckon they put.

(59:09):
They put them. Through like some rough stuff
because man, they then started building carriages.
Bigger. Yeah, you get more horses.
Imagine having to start pulling that rather than having someone
in your back, you've got to start pulling like they're a
horse. Get that going.
I don't get it. I'll just with mom.
Respectfully. But horses still do horse stuff.

(59:33):
Horses. Horse much, though.
I just see you're galloping around these guys because you're
in the city. Because you gamble.
Is the only time you see horses?No, I see horses.
There's horses fucking around here.
Paddy. Paddy Pub.
Yeah. And they're just cruising.
Yeah, they're cruising. Yeah, I don't think cruising,
dude, I went. To when I was in Tamworth last
year, there like there was a couple of people walking down
the road on horses. Have you rode a horse, Jimmy?

(59:55):
No, I have. When my dog got put down, my
neighbours had a horse in the front yard and I started crying.
He went to the farm. I went and went to the farm.
I got to run my. I want to learn to ride.
A horse hurt your balls. It does.
I've ridden a pony. That's so fucked up.
Wow. How old are you?
I don't know. I can't.
I was young, OK? I was a little before.
You're like 28. I was a little mad.

(01:00:16):
I feel like I've just never know.
There's nowhere ever you'd get me on a horse.
Are you scared? What's too fun?
I just wouldn't ride a horse. What's right.
I wouldn't find the excitement. I don't.
You look like you wouldn't find the excitement.
You look like you would more of a rush than you.
I don't know a rush, but it's just, I don't know.
It's just more enjoyable. I mean, I just walked around for
like 5 minutes and got off. I can't really like say I've
rode a horse. You look like horses would like
you. The only thing I've been on is

(01:00:38):
an elephant. That's worse.
Yeah, I know. That's so much.
I've been on elephant. I've been on elephant too.
Now I'm thinking about it's a lot worse.
But like, I don't know. Did you want a camel?
I've ridden a camel. Have you eaten camel?
I've eaten camel. I think.
Jesus, that's what I was going to say.
No, from, like I think I have. They seem like they know.

(01:00:58):
You can't even know. Yeah.
Anything. Yeah, but like, where?
Where do you eat it? I don't know.
I've eaten camel's huge. I've eaten a lot of things.
Let's play. I've ridden.
I've ridden a lot of stuff. Britain.
Camel, Riddle, pony. An elephant stops there.
I've read a lot of stuff 3. Right.

(01:01:21):
Did you see this? I think it was like last week.
Did you see that Russian woman? And I don't know what her name
was? Savent.
No. Saventa Dali.
Who sneaked past security and board the flight to Paris
without a ticket. Yeah.
How? Yeah.
No, it actually happened. I thought about it.
I could do it. Mackadilla.
Me and Madda. Me and Madda.
But how? Oh, she snuck past.

(01:01:43):
Got on the plane. Yeah.
Ticket goosey. Ticket goosey.
It'd have to be the right airport, though, because I'm
like, like LAX or something. They are like normally from JFK,
anal about it. Oh, JFK.
I don't know. I think you said Russian from
JFK. Yeah, she could be ordered a
flight to Paris without a ticketfrom JFK.
Oh, I think you said. Have you seen this?
Conspiracies. There we go.

(01:02:06):
No, not JFK. The assassination.
JFK Airport, but there's anotherairport.
Built. That isn't operational.
Yeah, that guilty. There's a fucking brain runner.
Fuck me. That got so exciting.
I don't know where I heard it, but.

(01:02:28):
Probably from you they have a second airport or something.
For what? I think it's like, I think it's
for the president or like it's for emergency situations.
Yeah. Like if the apocalypse starts
happening. Doesn't.
Doesn't if it's not operational,but it's like, that's what I
wanted. It's really able to function.
Yeah, it's there. Yeah, it's there.
What the fuck is it doing there and why is it not operational?

(01:02:50):
Aliens. But why is it not being taken
down either? And all these things and people
who like trying to, people are trying to come up with reasons.
I really probably horses down. There, they thought, and then.
Someone came up with something at the same time that they
thought when JFK airport was being built and the fact it was
named JFK, was it named pre or push?
There would be terrorism attacksor something like that, that

(01:03:11):
they built another airport outside.
Did you know that, Billy? What was it?
Pre or post headshot? This this airport?
The second airport? No, no, the JFK airport.
Was it named pre head off or post head off?
No, it's named after, like afterassassination.
Yeah, because it's named an airport memorial of him.

(01:03:34):
I would hate to be named an airport.
Kings and Smith. Is that what we have?
Is that what ours is called? Yeah.
Like, it's just no one really likes airport.
Let's say it doesn't sound good,does it?
Garden Airport, The garlic airport.
Are you guys gonna play that Titanic simulator that's coming
out? Why would I fucking play that?

(01:03:55):
I can't play games. I play Lego games.
Let's see it. What's it on?
I think they said PlayStation Now, but they'll probably just
make it like on Xbox and they'rejust gonna make it.
Literally. You just have to.
I don't know what it is. If you do like the Titanic
starts sinking, you have to get out.
Oh and that's my worst nightmarein a game.
I hope they bring them like VR VRVC.
I love watching these type of games.
That would be the most stuff I could not play.
Did you know the Titanic movie? They built that ship like a nine

(01:04:19):
one to No 9 to 10 scale something like that.
It was huge. Is it like they built it almost
to 100? It was a 90% scale and they sunk
it. What the fuck?
Yeah, James. James.
Yeah, he loves it. He built a he he how much would
that in one of his movies to earn that much money?
In one of his movies, he gets ina real plane and crashes it into

(01:04:40):
a real hangar and it explodes. It's real.
It's in Tennant. That's Tennant.
I just can't get those effects and see James, he loves it.
Sick fuck. That's a lot of money.
There's another one that's got one here to find it.
You see that Hong Kong, Hong Kong Airlines is now came, came
to Sydney. It's the first time they've ever
been here. 50, apparently it's a52nd.
I saw a plane, Hong Kong Airlines.

(01:05:02):
I didn't even realise it was a thing, but apparently they
became a new partner in the airport because it was like
their inaugural flight like 2 weeks ago.
I was like surprised they haven't been earlier.
I mean, it's Hong Kong. Yeah, I know.
I. Had.
Lots of but yeah so I mean not to be racist, but with the
things going on between countries like we're letting
China and that come here still and fly here, why would we not

(01:05:22):
have had Hong Kong, which is pretty civil as a nation.
It's strange. It beats me isn't Hong Kong like
a big plane city. I think they're just a big like
big airport. They're they're quite they're
quite forward thinking as a citythey're very it's like
Singapore. Yeah, but like they got they got
plane traffic. Yeah, yeah, they do yeah.

(01:05:42):
So for my first treasure treasure of the night.
Yes. Is this supposed to be good?
Sorry no, it's my shit one. This is sure.
I'm sorry, This is why you thinkwill think is shit, but it is
part of a collection that I've brought in before.
Oh my, it is a mug. Mint in box.
Mug a mint in box. Fuck me dad, fuck off.

(01:06:06):
It is my Charger van Hot Wheels collection, Dodge custom 77
Dodge van. You would you would have.
Hot Wheels in. You would have Hot Wheels in in
package. I can also, they're so dusty
they're worth more. You're never gonna sell it.

(01:06:29):
Even if you fell on hard times, you wouldn't.
Sell it? Probably not.
I love Hot Wheels and Hot Wheelsgames are great.
Such a Hot Wheels kid. Our user view has got 4.9 out of
five stars. When is this hot wheel from
Billy? I don't know.
Well, like the model or when 2000 wheels sells, mate. 2011.

(01:06:53):
Yeah, you're right. It's the 77 Dodge. 25 bucks.
Wow, that's actually more than Ithought.
I thought it was gonna be like $2.00.
It looks like it. Dodge weren't paid for it.
With the state of that box, there's no way you would have
paid 25 for it. No, like 2011, like 8 bucks.
Yeah. What?
How many? How many Hot Wheels do you have?

(01:07:15):
Don't just bring him in. Look, when where you used to get
him, I've got like, I've got a like a container, a foot by
foot. Yeah, like like the small bins
you used to get. Like it looks like an American
garbage bin. Yeah, yeah, but plastic.
Yeah, we've got two of those. 1010 of the Dodge cars.

(01:07:36):
Why? Well, like, why?
When you got this, why didn't you just take it out and play
with it? Mate, I could not have said it
better myself. 2011 Why are you collecting Hot Wheels in 2011?
Well no you got us in 14 look for all 20/11/2011.
So it's 1020 eleven points depends what I've got it but
1314 but you like what's the useof this just get out and play
with it You can collect them open it.

(01:07:57):
Do you how many do you have 100 on Hot Wheels these they do look
like good in the box like it's a.
Yeah. It it, it is a very with a
colour in that there it is a very box.
As an adult I get why you leave it in the box, but as a child
But you're 14? I had I had stacks out of the

(01:08:17):
box though as well. Oh.
Yeah. How die.
I was a bit bit reckless under the age of five.
No, you weren't. You cleaned up after you.
How good did you ever have the tracks?
How good were the tracks were? I've got a couple I've got one
hits, hits the wheel, hits the wheel.
I've got one that goes round andit's it's called the firing and

(01:08:43):
it's got a motor. It's like an 8 way motor at the
bottom. Oh and it's always you put it
through and it's always there going round like like the she's
there on the wheel. Just jump a Hot Wheels.
Yeah, OK, I'm not kidding you. I've seen how many you can get
through. You can say they can do the
crossovers and that you see how many you can get through before

(01:09:03):
they crash. Did you ever, ever they have the
the shark one where you oh, no, it goes in the shark's mouth.
Goes in the shark's mouth. I never got that one.
I remember watching ads on TV, though.
Oh, the Hot Wheels ads, best ads.
Yeah, they are. They get it.
They they just understood it. Them were just they were real.
They just understood it. The nerf, all the nerf guns was
all mad. Yeah, they were good too.

(01:09:23):
I can just hear the sound of themotor with the with the wheels
just rolling just waiting for your car to go.
What happened with Toys A? They suck.
So that's that's trash. That's trash.
But the concept of Hot Wheels istrash, correct?
I don't know. I like Hot Wheels, though.
Well, Matt, your vote does not even count out.
I'm gonna say treasure, Billy. Thanks, Matt.

(01:09:46):
He would have said trash. We said treasure.
Just I used to got 1 treasure not bad huh?
Good luck. Hot Wheels are collectible,
Yeah. I mean, they, they they do all
the right stuff that they meant to do on here.
They have like the model number and say in this series, you know
you're actually dead or on Hot Wheels.

(01:10:09):
Get collected Hot Wheels they do.
It, but that's what I'm. Saying like it's such a good
collective box, who makes a Hot Wheels car?
Like there's so much random stuff to a Hot Wheels car it's
not even fine. They just are they based off.
Real. Famous cars or just they,
whatever they do everything. They did their own collection.
Remember there's, they've got like the Batman Hot Wheels.
You've got Batman Hot Wheels. Yeah, they've got real ones.

(01:10:32):
But then they've got one mystery, Mystery, mystery.
Mystery, mystery. Is that what it's called?
Yeah. That what the car's called?
Yeah. Mystery Machine.
Yeah, yeah. Do they have one?
Yeah. Do you have it?
Me, Yeah, yeah. So if you brought that in a
hypothetically, I don't have it in the box, though.
How dare you. If I had my pearls.
But see here, like, they even get Dodge and Ram for this

(01:10:55):
specific card because they've got to make a copy of it.
They would get a million. Box to copy it's.
A good visual. It's a good visual box.
My mom has bought 1. Like if you think of a toy shop,
you, no Woollies, you can pick up what was in there.
It was a motor. You used to be able to get
these. That's very funny.
Back in the day when we were young, you used to be able to
get them at Woollies and, and they'd have them.
I remember they still do. They used to sell the.

(01:11:17):
Yeah, they still have them at woollies.
Yeah. But they used to sell the like
cuppa soups or something. And there was a period there
that cuppa soup was doing like Continental or something.
They were doing cars. So buy 2 Continental, like cuppa
soups boxes or whatever. Get like a Hot Wheels cut.
I did with the newspapers and stuff, like the magazines.

(01:11:39):
They used to deal with that. Yeah.
God, those were the days, huh? Take me back to the nice.
All right? Now.
The good one. I'm ready.
This is it. I seriously feel bad feeling
that trash or something. Really.
Yeah. Why?
But it is. It's you just don't appreciate

(01:11:59):
real value. That's right.
Yeah. Fuck off.
OK, this one for my next trash or treasure is a collectible
that I got during one of our holidays.
Our holidays. Our holidays.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the boys.

(01:12:19):
Yeah. This is trash.
You bought something on one of our holidays?
Yep. This is gonna be.
This is gonna be so bad. This is gonna be bad.
Yeah, it's bad. It's terrible.
I have a scale model. Oh my God, this is so much
fucking treasure. He's so cool.
Wait, you bought this? You wanted?
No, you. No, no, no, no.
This is so cool. He bought this on their first

(01:12:41):
cruise for sure. This is on the 1st.
Cruise this is. He bought on the cruise we're
on. This is so fucking cool.
This is when we were on the cruise because I only came.
On. The second cruise to be fair,
but I bought this on I don't know how much we hung.
I bought this on like the secondlast day.
This is so fucking cool. It's so even funny.
I am. So what's the scale?
Like 100? I don't remember now look how
foamy it is Bring that bad boy out.

(01:13:04):
Hey, that's so cool. How much was it back then?
Like I think does it say on the 75 USD or something?
It says on here that is You brought a fucking cup without
bringing this underneath underneath.

(01:13:26):
No, it's just got this stuff. It just got like an actual
length of it one to 1000, only 1000 that'd be anymore.
Oh shit, it's fucking solid as yeah, it's solid.
I am so they. They had cheaper.
Versions and this one was like 75 USD or 100 USD actually, it's
but I can put that out and I waslike Oh yeah, I'll be able to

(01:13:46):
actually showcase it. This held 3000 people.
Yeah. You brought a cup.
You brought a souvenir cup from this fucking ship before you
brought this in. Yeah, but that was part of my
mug collection. And also, like, I had a biscuit
holder. Oh, no, that one didn't.
No, mine, that one did. It does have the scale.

(01:14:07):
Holy memories. Hey, where's the basketball
court in that? Yeah, that's what I was
thinking. That it's fake.
Even the boxers know you like itthat much, Jimmy.
I fucking love it. Anything to do with these model
things? I love model flames, model cars,
The model boats. That's no, no, no, you're not.
My favourites are the model pirate ship.

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The ships like, yeah, they're the model pirates.
I love, I love a ship in a bottle.
A fast bottle. Yeah, it's cool.
Sound sick? No.
I'd love to do 1 myself, but I just don't have the magic.
Magic. No, that's I don't have the
city. I I remember I went on a phase
when I was just watching. That's one sitting at the top of
that in the middle of the night.I was so peaceful going up them

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stairs and just being blind on one of them fucking deck chairs
on top of that thing. Yeah.
Voyager of the Seas replica model trash.
Fuck, I'm the deciding vote trash.
It's treasure before you even brought it out.
Billy. Keep talking, Billy, keep
talking. Trying to get convince me,
convince me. Considering some of the stuff I
brought in and this is actually something I'm going to display.

(01:15:08):
Billy, that's getting compared to a fucking library back.
Yeah, but why would you actuallydisplay this?
It's a freaking. How much did this say?
How do you mean by that? How much was it like Australian
150 or? Sorry, I'll pay it in a
heartbeat. Can I scan it?
Can you hold? It like.
At Jimmy's place, they have likethe model planes and things like

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that. Yeah, a model plane's a lot
different model ship. It's a model ship of that.
Whenever I look at it, it's the good memories we have on that
ship. I will never the model planes.
Are they actual model planes though?
Because like, this is just like a piece of shit.

(01:15:53):
It's not a model ship, no. It's not like it is a model of a
ship. But of the.
Voyager of the Seas, but it's not like to get the detail on
that of that sort of ship, you've got to do a large model,
but it just has to be a smaller scale, has to be.
This looks like a paperweight. Easter there, right?

(01:16:22):
100 and. $50.00 for paperweight.It's fucking.
Expensive paperweight. I can't fucking find this one.
No, but like, for sale. It's doing Royal Caribbean.
Yeah, that was my ship and I should have brought my planes.
You got model planes. I just thought this was cool.

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It was different and it was like, who's?
Who's got a model? Shit, no one the.
Navigator of the Seas is pirate shit.
Is that what it's like? That's a Voyager.
This is Voyager. Yeah.
Maybe like a bunch of. I can only find the navigator.
Maybe like 80 year olds Billy would have.
This is this explorer. Sorry.
Oh, hit me up. No, Voyager.
I can't find it. There you go, Billy.

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Thank you, Scott. It's up to you. 11 tie game.
It's lost value. It's lost value.
Yeah. How much is it?
Like 78 bucks. Ouchy.
I don't know. Started talking about how can

(01:17:32):
you find? Yeah, eBay.
Look literally 70. Yeah, 70 bucks on eBay.
Yeah. We started talking about like
the ships ones and it like it got me, but then like it's gonna
be like you could have those yeah like if we brought that in,
then we're having a if you've got something on display where
you like of the boat calibre. Sure you have a a bottled.

(01:17:56):
Why don't you have it on display?
Because there's so much shit at home.
We're doing renos as well. What the fuck you.
Who are you? You haven't said once you're
doing renos. Yeah, I did.
I said I've had to help my dad with every week.
He's fucking true. Hanging the door.
Sorry, sorry. I swear I've done more renos and
I have done work during my work hours in the past year.

(01:18:17):
Don't say that out loud. Cut that, Matt.
Yeah, true. I love my job.
My. Name is Matthew Gardner.
I I actually do feel a bit bad what that we're about.
These boats are about to get trash.
How's the fucking boat trashed? Are you kidding?

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This was like one of my like safety net ones.
What? I thought it was cool.
Hey, I look, you saw my reaction, my business.
It's cool. Hey, you saw my reaction.
I think it's crazy. So I was like, what?
Everyone. Yeah, that is true.
All went on their holiday. You should have tried to be
like, wow, why didn't you tell us you had that?

(01:19:01):
Wow, here's the Voyager of the Seas that.
Was a good holiday. It's it resembles the memories
we have from that holiday. Yeah.
I don't want to remember in 40 years.
You can just look it up, baby. Oh, remember that time we went
on that on that cruise ship? I got off at a gummy.
And I don't mean the fucking edible.

(01:19:22):
I I can remember this. True.
Well. Best head of your life.
I wish you're. Gonna hurt my feelings aren't.
You, it is fucking treasure. You're damn right.
The fact that Jimmy's so Adam about it surely just made it so
bad. You know it's fucking good.

(01:19:43):
I don't know. That is fucking good.
One final argument. Billy hit me with something.
I honestly think that it was so unique.
No you do not. You don't ever see fucking model
ships in people's house. Cruise.
Ships. You know what I see?
Here's actually the goods in a box.
No, when I pick this and it's not a.
Model ship. It's just a piece of freaking

(01:20:04):
clay. That's what a model is No, you
can, you can. There's pieces.
You build it. This is just some fucking some
person in China just painted it.How do you know from China?
Yeah, but they had to get China,but they had to get the shape of
it. But the shape of it, Yeah.
But all model, this is all modelshit.

(01:20:25):
Just like. Yeah, but you build it, there's
moving parts. Not all of them think about
model. But I mean those models have got
to be bigger. Like we've got a ship at home
that my brother got for being paid for yet my uncles wedding
and it's like it's a proper ship.
I can't do this. It's got it's got the sailors.
Like it's got the material, it'smade out of wood.

(01:20:45):
It's got the sailors are made out of.
Like I can't do this. I've got a pattern on there.
I've got the cannons and all that stuff.
Like it it's I mean it cost the fucking.
I was gonna say how much. Would a good one set you back?
At Yeah, but Billy, that was. Like.
Fucking. 4500, back in 2001, Billy.
So he's got a ship that's got cannons.
You've got a cruise ship. Cruise ships are cool, but it

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holds so many memories. Have you seen that?
Have you seen that documentary, that Blue Cruise?
No, not yet. I want to go this.
Is not a. Great conversation side as well.
Going back to blind ranking, if you're having like a first
conversation topic, someone goes, why the hell do you have a
cruise ship? And then that's a that's a
straight yeah, you're talking. Let me tell you about that.
You can talk and you're drinking.
I guess what you're blind and then it's probably going to be

(01:21:25):
in the kitchen as well. Eventually easily branch out
from that base. You know, you bring back on
voyage of the of the Seas. What do you mean?
I just. Yeah, I went on a cruise.
Yeah, but you, you don't know how you said they might have
been on what cruise? Where did you go then?
You go. Oh, yeah.
When you can talk about other things.
We didn't do anything. Yeah, I know we didn't.
But then we got drunk. But Billy did.
Billy did everything on that cruise.

(01:21:47):
Billy, we're now with you guys till three AM, 4:00 AM and Billy
every night. 6:30 for breakfast.The next.
Morning. I'll probably do breakfast, so
that's crazy. Sometimes I don't think we woke
up. I don't think we woke up like
1:00. Most days I was the only one at
breakfast, sometimes even the other.
We didn't get invited. I didn't know there was.
It was breakfast like day 6. Really.
Yeah, I ticked you off on the first free breakfast.

(01:22:07):
It makes you think that there's not breakfast.
You were drinking. We were having lunch for free,
dinner for free. There was a 24/7.
I'm sure everyone was blind and hungover to get breakfast.
I went to breakfast by myself some time.
What if I didn't know there was,and I was too blind to go
treasure? It's not my proudest trainer.

(01:22:35):
It's so fucking good. Like a.
Sad wank. It's still a wank, but it's just
sad. I'm happy with it.
I'll respect it. I respect it.
You got me with the chat, You got me that first chat.
I'll get for a first chat can. You get it.
Can you get the sound on that one?
Do we have one? For it I don't, we do.

(01:22:55):
We got the sound. We don't have it.
I don't know if we do, do we? We used to have it.
I know you had the. No, we don't.
No, you hadn't. No.
No. You had the trash.
Did we not make a treasure? We never had treasure.
Never had. Jimmy hid it.
You got something there? We've got to actually do a
practical. I've got a coin.

(01:23:16):
I'm gonna give you something. I don't know.
Yeah. Yeah.
Chuck that in. Thank you.
Thank you, everybody. All the memories.
That was a good cruise though. I'll.
Never forget that was that was fun.
I just can't it's you should've done it at that age.

(01:23:38):
I know the amount. I was like 18.
I was was it 18 and hot? Did you see me?
I think I was 19. I was I was 80.
I was 19. Fuck, I was 80 kilos dripping
wet. That's how hot I was.
I looked that chiselled. Jim Heaps didn't go gym for like
4 years like that one and I, I didn't sober up till I got when
I got home and I finally soberedup.

(01:23:59):
I chanted so much on that cruise.
Oh I felt so dehydrated. I didn't realise like my so many
people, like my skin felt like cracked from the sun and I was
holding the freaking. I'll never forget when we went
on one of the islands and we're just sprinting at waves and then
Ram started to join us. It was real intelligent stuff.
Yeah, I'm so upset I didn't get that other group's name.

(01:24:20):
Oh no, I'm so upset. I could be a friend of them.
Not you guys. For the Wollongong boys, Nah,
the other Newcastle boys. You're a dog in here.
All right, bring us out. Scott there.
You go, that is. So fucked.
Thank you very much for listening to us.
This has been episode 76 of the Always Average podcast.

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