Am I the BLEEP
Welcome to Am I the BLEEP!?! The show where your favourite Jonathans scour the internet for the greatest of AITA posts so that we can judge their authors on the legendary scale of a**holery.
Episodes
Being or not being the AH in a situation is a tricky
Little situation that takes the
Expertise of the Jonathans to
Encourage thought and adjudication to
Posit who is and who isn't the AH
If this doesn't show up like an acrostic poem on your device, I will eat my hat.
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It's us....
HI.
We're the Jonathan's, it's we.
It's AITB time.
The Jonathans agree.
After a brief meeting at 4 am, the council of Jonathans met to discuss a very important matter. After hemming, hawing they began to understand what the real question here was...
Doest calling thy colleague a nosy ***** maketh thee an AH?
Let's find out.
Geronimo! The jabbering Jonathans jump judiciously into the stories of jaded jabronies and shed their jacklight onto jackass juveniles to judge the justifiableness of the jabbering gerrymander.
Don't worry. We won't quit our day job.
In this epic episode of Am I the Bleep!?! We are ecstatic, elated, and another generic 'E' word that describes excitement to introduce a very special guest.
The one...the only... JROSE11!!!!!!
You may know him from Twitch or one of his many other endeavors, but today you will get to know him as a very special co-host of our show. While he is not a Jonathan, his name also starts with a 'J', so ...
In this brand new episode of Am I the Bleep!?!, The Jonathans dive really....really...really deep into the complexities of relationships. They do this because they love talking about complex stuff in complex ways with complex people.
Now say complex 10 more times and give this brand new episode a listen. It's simpler than you may think.
AITA for reporting a mother and her glitter monster to a flight attendant?
I had a situation that happened to me on a long-haul flight yesterday and I need your verdict.
I'd paid for an aisle seat in main cabin extra because of my long legs. It was a packed flight and my row-mates were a mother (late 30s?) with a young child (maybe 5 or 6). They brought a bunch of arts and crafts to keep the kid busy - things like a gl...
AITA for not wanting my husband to eat lobster in our house?
I (F27) have a seafood allergy, anything that comes from the sea will cause me to break out in hives, be nauseated and have difficulty breathing, it never got to the point of being an anaphylaxis reaction but I do not want to risk it. My husband (27M) loves seafood specifically lobster. he will eat it when visiting his parents (who live 4h away) but never around ...
"To bleep, or not to bleep, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The a**holes of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of a**holes
And by opposing end them. "
-William Shakespeare
Check out the original posts here if you would like to read along:
In this extra special episode of Am I the Bleep!?! The Jonathans are actually in the same room at the same time in the same city. It's kind of like a less Oscar-worthy version of Everything, Everywhere All at Once....but it's still pretty good. In this episode, we talk about exclusion and how to manage yourself in its ugly face.
Also, and on a different note...Thank you all for over 1000 downloads!
We are e...
In this corner, weighing at a combined 450 lbs, we have The Jonathans. A destructive duo ready to dive in and do what they do.
In the opposing corner, weighing in at 0 lbs, we have Chat GPT. The force coming to take Jonathan's job right from their grasp. And it means it, folks!
That's right! In this cage match episode, The Jonathans go head-to-head(?) with an invisible enemy to see who can not only deter...
Every single week, The Jonathans put their minds, their wits and their courage together to read from the titular 'Am I the Asshole' thread to determine who is the A**hole and who isn't. This is not a challenge they take lightly. Every day they wake up at 3 am to train in the style of a certain Rocky Balboa running up and down stairs until they have built the sheer fortitude to accomplish the task at hand.
W...
Writing copy for podcasts is hard. You have to listen to yourself speak...again and again and again for another 40+ minutes to find the part where you said something witty that will translate to you, the listener. It's like the worst answering machine-type experience in the world and I WILL NOT HAVE IT TODAY!
So rather than me going through HELL, it's your turn. Listen to today's episode of, Am I the Bleep!?! where Dr...
I couldn't think of what I wanted to say for today's episode description so I did the only thing I could think of and go to CHAT GPT to do my work for me.
Here's what was said by the infamous robot on it's first try...
"Am I the Bleep!?!," is the podcast that's more relatable than your ex's rebound. Hosted by two comedians who make dark humor seem like a ray of sunshine. If...
In today's epic episode, the jazzy Jonathans read stories from aloof a**holes and coach them...courageously. Is my copywriting improving or what!?!
We coach the original posters of the following AITA threads:
To be or not be the A**hole? That is the question. And the truth is that it's one that has been plaguing The Jonathans for millennia. And it's not for a lack of trying, it's truly all they think about, but it turns out to be infinitely more complex than they thought because there is more to the A**hole than meets the eye.
Today, The Jonathans do some digging, some diving deep and some analysis on the follow...
“You can’t always get what you want…”
Maybe it’s a little past your generation, but sixty odd years ago, that line spurred legions of unwavering fans throughout the rock ‘n roll world. Today, the question isn’t really whether or not you can get what you want… instead, it’s more nuanced: Should you always get what you want?
Not getting what you want can suck. It feels like you’re sacrificing a part of yourself. You feel a pit in your...
It's not every day that the Jonathans put up a united front against the crimes of assholery. And while it is against their better judgement, today, the Jonathans will do just that. Together they read the following posts to determine who is the a**hole and also who is the BLEEP!?!"
It's not every day that there are 2 Jonathans slammed together in one room with the sole goal,
of calling people a**holes.
But if that's your cup of tea,
then a quiet space to listen to the show is where you'll want to be.
In today's episode, we cover the following posts:
It was a Monday at 6:32 PM when the Jonathans felt a certain tingle... a tingle that only a certified Jonathan can feel. A sense that some sort of AITA-related drama was brewing on a world wide web near us. And wouldn't you know it, our 7th sense did not fail us this time. In this week's podcast, we jump right into the following posts:
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