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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm going to hit you
with a few quotes.
Today, captain Ramsey, I expectand demand your very best.
Anything less, you should havejoined the Air Force.
Neil McCauley, don't letyourself get attached to
anything.
You are not willing to walk outon in 30 seconds flat if you
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feel the heat around the corner.
Elaine, I do the best I can,honey.
I know it's not enough and I'msorry, but that's what you get
in life.
You know you get whoever youend up with, whoever is willing
to stick by you and fight foryou when everyone else is gone
and it ain't always who youexpect.
But you just have to make do.
Vice Principal Walters, I careabout these kids just as much as
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you do, and if I'm forced tochoose between Mozart and
reading and writing and longdivision, I choose long division
.
Glenn Holland Well, I guess youcan cut the arts as much as you
want, gene Sooner or laterthese kids aren't going to have
anything to read or write about.
Verbal Kintz the greatest trickthe devil ever pulled was
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convincing the world he didn'texist.
Tommy, you know a lot of peoplego to college for seven years,
richard, I know they're calleddoctors Luann.
What should I tell them If theydon't want to die.
What should I tell them?
If they don't want to die,remember to knock.
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Share Ugh as If.
Craig Bye, felicia.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That was a lot of
quotes.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I told you, I warned
you.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Was that like 20?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No.
Obviously all of those quotesdid not go together.
Obviously Is the suspensekilling you.
Do you know what all thesequotes have in common?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Um well, I know ones
from the movie Clueless.
Yeah, my favorite one is one ofmy favorite quotes is the devil
quote.
Though I love that quote, whatmovie, I don't know, I still
have COVID head.
Why are you asking me this?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
stuff.
Oh hi, by the way, I'm AnneIngrid, that's Jessica.
We obviously record multipleepisodes in the same sitting and
we don't wear the same clothesall the time.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jessica doesn't
always have COVID, or I always
have COVID and I always wear thesame clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That could be it too.
That's probably why you haveCOVID.
You need to wash your clothesevery once in a while.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Thank you for the
unsolicited advice.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm a healthcare
provider.
It's my duty to tell you toclean yourself every once in a
while.
You said duty.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay, tell me.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So other movies?
Well, first of all other movies.
We have Crimson Tide.
That was the one.
I don't know if people got tosee your face when you were
freaking out.
That was quote number one.
You were laughing.
Oh that I could demand yourvery best.
Anything else you should havejoined the Air Force.
I threw that in there justbecause I figured you
specifically would like it.
Thank you, I did.
The other one is from the movieHeat Boys on the Side, mr
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Holland's Opus.
That's one of my favoritequotes.
Did you say the Usual Suspects?
No For the Devil.
Oh yeah, that's right, tommyBoy.
It was Tommy and Richard.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh yeah, I got that
one too, they're called Doctors.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Michelle Pfeiffer,
one of my favorite characters
ever.
And then Cher is from Cluelessand Craig it's Friday yeah, I
knew Friday too.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, just so you
know.
We've exposed our kids togangster paradise and our
daughters were not impressedwith me or Ingrid.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, no, okay Well.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So Proceed, I shall
Come along and ride, ride On the
fantastic, fantastic.
Yeah, thank you.
Sorry, my voice kind of cracked.
Come along and ride on afantastic voyage, but wait a
second.
That's the.
Yeah, thank you, sorry, myvoice kind of cracked.
Come along and ride on afantastic voyage, but wait a
second.
That's the right artist but thewrong song.
Don't worry, we're still goingon a ride.
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Before we head out, we pop ourCD mix into the portable player
after wiping the fingerprintsoff.
Of course, the playlist OnBended Knee by Boyz II Men and
you Are Not Alone by MichaelJackson, both of which hit the
number one on Shadow Stevens'weekly top 40 countdown.
But the real highlight,cruising in a Ford Taurus one of
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over 366,000 sold that year issinging every word to the
Billboard number one song of theyear.
Jessica already mentioned it.
What do you think?
It is Gangsta's Paradise,gangsta's Paradise.
So Fantastic Voyage is also aCoolio song.
In case you didn't get thatreference, coolio is also
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Gangsta's Paradise.
Anyway, I digress.
We are on our way to the topgrossing movie of the year, toy
Story, which eventually madeover $394 million worldwide.
Our other choices atop the listare Batman Forever, apollo 13,
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pocahontas, ace Ventura, whenNature Calls, and 7.
Of course we've left plenty oftime to hit the mall first, but
before any shopping it's a pitstop at Orange Julius.
Then we wander through theBuckle, maurice's, american
Eagle, claire's, abercrombie,fitch and Spencer's because why
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not Spencer's?
We don't really need to add toour already flawless looks.
Anyway, you're rocking baggy,ripped jeans, a co-ed naked
insert, whatever here.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Those were my
favorite shirts.
Absolutely which ones Co-ednaked firefighting, find them
hot and leave them wet.
Remember them, okay?
Well, there was a couple others, but that's the only one I
remember.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I had the co-ed naked
cheerleading and I can't
remember something about on top.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
How are we allowed to
wear those to school?
I could wear.
I wore mine to school likealmost all the time.
We weren't supposed to wearthem to school.
I could wear.
I wore mine to school likealmost all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We weren't supposed
to wear them to school.
We got in trouble for it?
I never did.
Did you have Miss Murray?
Yeah, oh no, we would get introuble for wearing those things
.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Maybe it's because I
skipped school and I only showed
up at the very end of the day.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Maybe, I think we
would like turn them inside out
or something, if we got introuble for wearing them.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, that's what
you'd have to do.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, okay, so also
in your ensemble.
You have a flannel tied at thewaist and, doc Martens, I'm in a
plaid skirt, plain mockturtleneck, black tights and
clunky, chunky platform heels.
Cruising the mall, we wave tofriends the guy in the Canadian
tuxedo, his brother in thetracksuit and their hot friend
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who, let's be real, looks likepeople's sexiest man alive of
the year, brad Pitt.
We chatter about the latestepisodes of Friends, er and
Seinfeld.
As we near the theater, youtell me about this new thing
called Auction Web, where youcan actually buy and sell things
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online.
Who knew this thing wouldbecome eBay in a few years?
And now that Windows 95 is here, computers finally feel a
little friendlier to use.
If only we didn't have to waitfor a phone line to open up to
get on the internet.
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Oh yeah, I say not wanting youto one-up me in breaking news.
Have you tried the newFrappuccino Starbucks just
released?
You say no and I promise to buyyou one after the movie.
I also buy your $4.35 movieticket along with mine.
Following the movie, you filledup with gas at $1.09 per gallon
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.
Before we head to our next stop, we settle in at Starbucks
later, drinks in hand, ready totalk about everything, including
the heavy stuff.
First up, the Oklahoma Citybombing that shook the nation
earlier that year.
Do you remember the details ofthis?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, I actually went
to the Oklahoma City bombing
memorial when I was up there formy birthday.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I had no idea.
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's very, very, very
touching.
Of course, I was in tears thewhole time, so it's very, very,
very touching.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Of course I was in
tears the whole time, yeah, so
just as a reminder, I mean, whynot throw in a little bit of a
story here?
So security guard TimothyMcVeigh parked a rented rider
outside of Alfred P MurrahFederal Building.
As he walked away, he detonatedthe homemade bomb made of
fertilizer diesel fuel and someother stuff made of fertilizer
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diesel fuel and some other stuff.
A third of the building wasdestroyed in the explosion,
killing 168 people, 19 of whichwere children, and hundreds of
others were also injured.
Within 24 hours, the FBI had acomposite sketch of the suspect,
whom they found out the verynext day was already in jail.
He had been pulled over 80miles north of Oklahoma City
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because he didn't have a licenseplate on his mercury marquee.
He was arrested when theofficer discovered a concealed
weapon.
Mcveigh was behind bars one anda half hours after the bombing.
And so Timothy McVeigh and hisco-conspirator, terry Nichols,
were both Gulf War veterans andthey are the two who created
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this plot.
Because they thought it wasagainst the consp I can't say
the word Consatorial.
There we go, lord, have mercy.
Worldview of militia culture,and they thought the bombing was
a justifiable attack againstthe federal government of the
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United States and the murder ofthe innocents, as Timothy
McVeigh reported, was collateraldamage.
Reported was collateral damage.
Both of those individuals wereindicted in the US District
Court of the Western District ofOklahoma in 1995 on August 10th
, and it was for conspiracy touse a weapon of mass destruction
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, use of such a weapon,destruction by explosive and
eight counts of first-degreemurder.
And I don't know where they gotthe number eight.
Do you have any idea, mm-mm?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So McVeigh was found
guilty on all counts in 1997.
He was executed June 11, 2001.
Terry Nichols was found guiltyof conspiracy and manslaughter
on December 24th 1997 andsentenced to life in prison.
Merry Christmas, sorry.
And they have anotheraccomplice, michael J Fortier.
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He was indicted on four counts,including conspiracy to
transport stolen firearms.
He was sentenced to 12 years inprison on May 27th 1998.
So that is the Oklahoma Citybombing.
Now we're going to go back to.
We're sitting in Starbuckstrying to enjoy our frappuccinos
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, talking about the worst thingsever, but we continue talking
about other heartbreakingheadlines of the year the OJ
Simpson verdict, the murder ofSelena at the age of 23 years
old and Jerry Garcia, hispassing from a heart attack at
the age of 53 years.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, jerry Garcia is
still alive, just so you know.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, I was wondering
if you'd get that.
Yes, I know he's hanging outwith Elvis.
So after all this conversation,I sigh and say I don't want my
high school graduation year tobe remembered for just the bad
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stuff, year to be remembered forjust the bad stuff.
So then, you being you, jump upand start singing and dancing
the Macarena.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I'm very confused.
Are you talking to me likewe're hanging out?
Are you talking to ourlisteners?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Both, whoever wants
to join in on the fantastic
voyage.
Okay, gotcha, and that's it.
Yeah, there we go you'resupposed to sing it we can't
sing too long, because I thinkwe will get in trouble for
copyright because we soundexactly like the song.
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But this obviously, if youdidn't get the Windows 95 catch,
this is the year, and if youdidn't figure it out with all
the details, the headlines ofwhat I included, this is all the
year of 1995.
So shout out to my fellow, Iactually really did graduate in
1995, which was Old, old, 30years ago.
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So yeah, that's why I wanted todo it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Mm-hmm Dang, my
30-year class reunion just
happened and I didn't get to go.
Yeah, I didn't think you did.
No, there was.
We won't go into that, dang1995.
A lot of big stuff happened in1995.
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There was, and just so all youmillennials know, yeah, friends,
you're one of your favoriteshows today.
That was over 30 years ago.
And those nirvana t-shirts thatyou like to wear I don't know
if that's millennials, I thinkthat might.
Be no, I don't know who's everafter know who nirvana is, if
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you're gonna wear the shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm okay with wearing
the shirt, but know who nirvana
is.
I actually am a big fan ofseeing little kids like little,
little kids, like seven, eightlittle kids running around in
shirts like that and one of myfriend's kid has a beetle shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Which is great.
I love it if they know.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well, they're
children, Well still.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Is it too early to
introduce them to?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
No, I'm saying that
their parents probably
introduced it to them so theyprobably know.
Like if you asked me whograssroots were back in the day,
I wouldn't know their name, butI'd sing you their song.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Nobody knows who
grassroots are, except for you
and me.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
In my midnight
confessions.
I have the record.
I know you do.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
That's another year.
Okay, any questions about 1995?
95, 95, 99, 95.
No.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
That was crazy.
Your little trip took me back alittle bit.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
That's what I was
trying to do.
I was actually trying to getyou there it was cheesy AF.
It was cheesy AF, but I enjoyedthe Orange Julius.
I had no idea Frappuccinos werethat old.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I didn't either.
I've never been a fan of those,though I actually don't really
drink those, and we for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I doubt we had a
Starbucks up there.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I don't know what is
your dog doing?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
She's scratching her
ear.
She was on the other side ofthe house and she decided to
come right here, sit next to meand scratch her ear.
No, she's booping me, did youhear?
She just burped, rude, themicrophone is on.
That was wild.
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I'm not going to lie.
I had to Google some of thisstuff because I couldn't really
remember exactly what thefashion was.
The co-ed naked t-shirts didnot make the Google, though.
What that?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I remembered.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yes, that.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I remembered that's a
shame.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And then having like
the front part of your hair up
with a scrunchie.
Yeah, I never did that, okay,so maybe that was just me.
Um, that made me that was.
That was actually anotherreason I had to google the
fashion trend, because I waslike I don't know that we were
very fashionable I never didlearn my lesson with doc
martinzo.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Every time we'd be at
like a, a campfire or something
, I'd put my feet on the outsidebarrel.
It might melt.
Yes, oh, mom would get so madat me and I'd still have to wear
them because she wouldn't buyme new shoes well, because
they're not.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
They were not cheap
shoes no, they were not sorry,
mom especially back then whenyou see the price of a movie
ticket and a gallon of gas.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, those are all
tripled.
Hey, have you noticed thatAmber Comby and Fitch are trying
to rebrand?
I saw one of their commercialsthe other day and they are more
inclusive of people that don'thave six pack abs.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Right, so okay, yeah,
that was always very you know,
very specific clientele thatthey were geared for.
I actually didn't like walkingby that in the mall because I
was very intimidated Same and wewere both teeny, tiny little
girls, but it was like I didn'tfeel pretty enough or skinny
enough to go into the store.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
If I went in, it was
like immediate left or immediate
right, whichever side was thewomen's side, and I would just
shop in that tiny little cornerand then leave.
Yeah, oh, I forgot to say whatkind of perfume we were wearing.
What was it?
Cool water and CK1.
Oh, ck1.
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That's right.
Oh my gosh, what?
Oh, so many things.
That's a hard year for me toremember because it was half
high school, half college and itwas just two totally different
worlds from high school tocollege.
So it's weird to think that itwas all the same year, because
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when I was like, oh yeah, the OJSimpson verdict, I'm like, no,
that was when I was in college,but that was still the same year
.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Be a deadhead.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Be a gangsta in
paradise oh yes, yeah, don't,
don't don't be a mcveigh, don'tbe getting rid of the arts.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah uh, if you ever
do need a good cry, you could
read some of the um responses ofthe first responders of the
oklahoma city embalming, or someof the first responders of the
Oklahoma City embalming, or someof the parents that dropped
their kids off at that daycarethat morning.
It's right if you I said if youneed a good cry, ugly sobbing
are you?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
have you been missing
crying on this podcast?
Because this is what episodefour, since we've come back on
and I don't think there's been atear shed, oh, oh.
And now we're doing videosEveryone gets to see.
I'm going to have to find thestory that makes you cry.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You know, I can turn
my camera off right.
Oh, where'd I go, oh.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You are so dumb.
All right, oh my gosh.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks for listening.
We will see you, or you willsee us again, or listen,
whichever.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Whichever way you
prefer, in two weeks I when
Jessica is going to, I'm goingto go die in a bed.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
We'll see if in two
weeks.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Jessica is still
wearing the same clothes and do
I still have?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
COVID Bella says bye,
bye Bells and bye Jessica, bye
sister, bye COVID.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Bella says bye, bye
Bells and bye Jessica, bye
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