Because the Apocalypse Can’t Stop Jo Anna Van Thuyne
Guess who's back? Back again. Jo Anna Van Thyne's back—so tell a friend. Or, you know, just leave a voicemail at (920) 474-6763 because this woman is ready to hear your deepest, darkest, most pandemic-induced existential crises. After a hiatus that probably involved some soul-searching, a 9-to-5 grind, and a midlife crisis complete with a side of alien conspiracies, Jo Anna has clawed her way out of survival mode and is here to remind us all that Apocalypse... Now? is still a thing—and so is she.
What’s the Vibe?
Turning 40 is usually about buying a sports car or joining a questionable yoga cult, but not for Jo Anna. (She's joined plenty of cults) No, she's leaning in with her trademark mix of sarcasm and sincerity, serving up real talk about life, society, and the sheer WTF-ness of it all. This comeback episode is like the apocalypse-themed TED Talk you didn’t know you needed—but with more laughs and fewer laser pointers.
Five Things You’ll Hear (and Love) in This Episode
1. Pandemic PTSD but Make It Funny
Jo Anna dives into the hot mess that was the early 2020s. Feeling like 2020 was the end of the world? Spoiler alert: you’re not alone. In true Jo Anna fashion, she tackles collective trauma with humor sharp enough to cut through even the thickest of N95 masks.
2. Plot Twist: Jo Anna vs. Corporate America
Turns out, facing three personal apocalypses in four years will really make you question things—like whether the “dream job” is worth sacrificing your creativity. Pro tip: it’s not. But Jo Anna’s back to podcasting and making music because creativity is how she survives. And if the 9-to-5 is sucking the life out of you too, maybe this episode will give you some hope. Or at least a laugh.
3. 40 and Fabulous-ish
Midlife crises are supposed to involve red convertibles and Botox, but Jo Anna’s decided to throw her energy into launching a new podcast, Institutionalized Creativity. Because nothing says "rebirth" like creating more work for yourself.
4. Authoritarianism, But Make It Relatable
Yeah, Jo Anna's going there. Disillusioned with the state of the world? Same. But she’s also opening up the lines of communication, encouraging listeners to share their stories. Because if we’re all spiraling, we might as well do it together.
5. Aliens and AI—Oh My!
Let’s sprinkle in some conspiracy theories and tech paranoia for good measure. Jo Anna swears she was right about aliens (we’re not saying she’s wrong), and she’s not holding back on her thoughts about AI. Oh, and there’s also a guided meditation, because why not?
Why You Need to Hit Play
This isn’t just another podcast episode—it’s a masterclass in resilience, reboots, and rolling with life’s punches. Jo Anna Van Thyne is raw, real, and ridiculous (in the best way). Whether you’re here for the laughs, the feels, or the alien theories, she’s got you covered.
So grab your headphones and join Jo Anna on this wild ride. Call her voicemail line at (920) 474-6763 (yes, for real). Subscribe to Apocalypse Now on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Follow her on Instagram and TikTok (@JoPincushion) because, honestly, you could use a little more snark in your feed.
And remember: even when everything feels apocalyptic, there’s still time for a good laugh and a little bit of hope. Or, at the very least, some juicy alien tea.