ASBC / Father (Art) and Son (Elliot) Talk About Everything

S2 : EP16 Rule of Thumb

If you’re still using your roommate’s toothbrush to clean the bottom of your shoes, this one’s for you. We talk hygiene crimes: sleeping in makeup, mystery towels, tampon time bombs, and why flushable wipes > TP. Bonus: revenge toothbrush stories and shower confessions that may scar you. Don’t worry, it’s all (sort of) educational.

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🎙️S2 : EP15 "What’s the Rush? Settle Down, It’s Only Life"

Why are we all sprinting toward burnout like there’s a prize at the end? This week, we hit pause on hustle culture and talk:

    •    Siestas, slow living, and why other countries have it all figured out

    •    Green spaces

    •    Stress, burnout, and the mental health dumpster fire of modern life

    •    Kids: option, not obligation

    •    Why city life is making us anx...

🎧 S2 : EP13: “Energy Vampires keep zapping me”

Ever feel emotionally mugged after a convo? Yeah, you just got zapped by an energy vampire. These people thrive on your empathy and leave you feeling like a drained phone battery at 3%. In this episode, we’re calling them out, judging (yes, judging) with pride, and diving into why some people, places, and even pets either lift you up—or suck the soul right outta you.

We’re also talking ...

S2 : EP 12

🎧 Do You Have the Hustle?

Let’s be real — some people were born ready to sprint through life, others are still looking for the motivation to get off the couch... and they’ve been “thinking about it” since 2009.

This podcast is not for the lukewarm, the half-asleep, or the "I’ll do it when I get a raise" crowd. It’s for the ones with fire in their gut and purpose in their playlist.

We’re breaking down the psycholog...

S2 : EP 11 – "Make Up Your Damn Mind"

You know that person who can't decide what they want to eat but will absolutely complain about your choice? Or the one who makes up their mind, then spends the next hour whining about it? Yeah, we’ve all been there. In this episode, we dive into the chaotic world of indecision: why we take forever to make choices, why we second-guess ourselves, and why everyone else’s opinion seems...

S2 : EP10 “Is Everyone Nosey?”

👀 Peeking through blinds. Eavesdropping with the TV on mute.

We all know that person—the privacy predator who treats your life like a Netflix series they’re bingeing without permission. In this episode, we’re calling out the curtain-twitchers, the gossip dealers, and the boundary bulldozers. Why are people so damn nosy? And more importantly—how do you shut them down without setting your entire social c...

S2 : EP9 Happy Fathers Day Yuck Mouth!

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Yuckmouth isn’t just about bad breath or yellow teeth—it’s about the mess we carry in our mouths and our lives. From bad breathe and busted grills to cursing moms, missing dads, and growing up clueless, we unpack the ugly truths nobody wants to talk about. Is it bad hygiene? Bad parenting? Or just bad luck?

We talk flossing, fatherhood, first shaves, foul language, and fumbled life l...

S2 : EP 8 Welcome to the podcast that dares to say what others won’t: not every pet is a good pet — and not every pet owner should be one.

We get into the messy, funny, sometimes tragic world of animals and the humans who think they’re in charge. From off-leash chaos and roadkill realness, to cats that act shady 24/7 and purse dogs with zero chill — we’re talking it all.

Should you taxidermy your dead pet? Do fish have a death wish? ...

S2 : EP 6 Are you an Ugly Duckling?🐥

Everyone knows the fairytale. This one’s different.

I wasn’t just the “ugly duckling”—I was the invisible kid. Ethnic, awkward, second-language speaker. Even the teachers ignored me. At 7, I stopped playing along. While the class ran carnival races, I walked the other way—my silent protest. My first “fuck you” to the system.

This episode is about growing up unseen, fighting to be seen, and the me...

S2 : EP 5

A penny for your thoughts. Just how Important is money.

Money — can’t live without it, can’t stop stressing over it. This podcast episode dives into the wild, emotional rollercoaster of our relationship with cash. From thrift store Christmases to income tax glow-ups and repo regrets, we talk about how money shapes us — and sometimes breaks us.

We ask the real stuff: Is money evil or just misunderstood? Why do broke people g...

S2 : EP 4

COVID-19 didn’t just shake the world — it cracked mine wide open. From BLM protests and Karens in the wild to empty shelves, closed businesses, and a nation armed with misinformation and ammunition, this podcast unpacks the chaos that changed everything. We’re talking lost jobs, broken schools, shuttered dreams, and dogs doubling as bodyguards. No filter, no fluff — just raw stories from the edge of a society spiraling. B...

S2 : EP 3

The Secret Life of Duacy Douglas

“Things Are Not Always What They Seem”

Ever called an Uber on vacation and ended up on a death-defying joyride through the underworld of Washington D.C.? No? Just us? In this episode, Duacy and Elliot relive that weekend getaway where the Lincoln Memorial and Space Museum were just minor footnotes to a banana-peel-covered, mumble-rap-blasting, smoke-filled Uber from hell.

Join us as we recoun...

S2 : EP 2

Welcome to Like Throwing Salt on a Snail — a raw, restless, and a little ridiculous dive into how we stress ourselves out... and the weird, wild, sometimes wonderful ways we cope. Ever been set off by toe tapping under a desk or someone saying “no offense, but…”? Yeah. Us too. From unsolicited advice to personal space invaders, snorers, one-uppers, and loud chewers — this is the anti-serenity podcast where we air it all ou...

S2 : EP 1 "Your Face looks like a Tire and you Need an Alignment"

On today’s episode we lovingly (sort of) dissect the odd, hilarious, and downright unexplainable world of human features. We’re not scientists, dermatologists, or stylists. We’re just two dangerously observant weirdos with mics and a strong urge to compare your nose to a toucan’s beak.

From chameleon eyes à la Oprah, to Gwen Stefani’s all-gum smile, to people...

S1 : EP 25 – The University of Life

Class is in session—and it always will be.  In our season finale, we're breaking down the trials, the tribulations, and the hard-earned wisdom that only life itself can teach. No sugarcoating, no shortcuts—just raw lessons from the real world.

**Don’t sweat the small stuff.**  

Life will throw punches. When it does, *heal on your terms*. Be intentional about who’s in your corner—because friendsh...

S1 : EP 24 Much to do About Nothing – Misconceptions & Superpowers

In this episode, we’re clearing up the chaos, debunking the wildest misconceptions about us, and  dissecting the truths our *actual* superpowers. Spoiler: we’re not as “chill” as we seem (or maybe we are?). Art’s the “don’t sweat the small stuff” guy, but cross that line and prepare for the *silent treatment* of doom. Elliot thinks he’s on the spectrum? Yeah, may...

S1 : EP 23 **The Good and Bad with Video Games**

In this episode, we’re talking about video games—the sweet, sweet dopamine hits... and the crushing disappointment when your character gets stuck and you get frustrated. We’ll cover everything from the joy of finally leveling up to the pure rage of video game fatigue. You know, the stuff that makes you question your life choices. We’ll also dive into the weird side of gaming culture, ...

S1 : EP 22 "I'm Overstimulated and Woke Up Feeling Sick"**

In this episode, we're venting, verbal vomiting, and sharing all the little annoyances that have been driving us crazy lately. From dry skin to canker sores to the worst experiences at the gym, we’re letting it all out. We dive into everything that’s irritating us today—from Uber cancellations to telemarketers, paper straws to the smell of the gym. We also get into some fun ...