Come for the strange artwork and stay for the convos. Two friends covering politics, current events and pop culture in a fun and informative way. Ascending is to rise, to move upward, to uplift and that’s what we aim to do with our conversations and our listeners.


December 22, 2022 86 min

We had plenty of wild ish to cover from Elon Musk's many polls to Kanye West's hates and trolls, from Liver King getting outed to Trump throwing his red Maga hat back into the ring and more! Plus we continue our end of year tradition: awarding Douchebag of the Year! Check us out and follow the links below to support the pod!

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FINALLY we're back to discuss the latest headlines including Kanye's latest & greatest catastrophe, social media sensations Liver King & Andrew Tate plus more! We also give our condolences to music star Takeoff while breaking down his tragic death. Please subscribe and follow links below to support the pod! 

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September 5, 2022 64 min

FINALLY back in the podcast sack for episode 72 and it's fye as ever! The beginnings of the college football season, the monkeypox "mystery", Deshaun Watson's indiscretions that led to suspension, Biden & Trump's kiddie fight and more are discussed! Subscribe & follow the links below to support the pod!

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July 5, 2022 62 min

The overturning of Roe v. Wade, Brittney Griner's appeal to Pres. Biden, the latest wave of mass shootings and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support the pod! 

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June 21, 2022 60 min

Paying a Nazi off with taxpayer dollars, the desire to have Trump criminally prosecuted, the controversy over Buzz Lightyear's new homosexual adventure, Juneteenth exposing racism and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support the pod!

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June 2, 2022 96 min

We return to discuss the wild trial of Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard, frisky nap times, finger banging and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support the pod!

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April 21, 2022 71 min

Mike Tyson goes for the knockout, Alex Jones bottoms out, the wonders of bidets, the Pete Davidson's of the world struggles and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support the pod!

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April 12, 2022 74 min

Cam Newton's in 1950, Ethiopia's in 2014, Will Smith's slap's still echoing through time, Alex Jones's IRSWars, Tucker Carlson's Russian sympathy and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support the pod!

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April 2, 2022 43 min

Will Smith giving, Chris Rock receiving, Jada instigating, Trump's burner, Nate Diaz wants out and more are covered! Please subscribe &  follow the links below to support the podcasts! 

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March 22, 2022 91 min

Kanye's consistent craziness, Jussie Smollett's 6 day stay, saving strange mementos, an NFL filled Chew's Sports Corner (plus the trans swimmer) and much more are in store! Enjoy and please subscribe & follow the links below to support the pod! 

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March 10, 2022 111 min

SORRY FOR THE WAIT! But like Lil Wayne many years ago, when we finally come we're spittin' flames! Putin, perverts, ungodly gas prices, averting World War 3, Cain Velasquez's vigilantism, a dirty bird dirty gambling on the NFL, Tom Brady going straight to DVD and more!

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February 25, 2022 79 min

DaBaby's latest antics putting the fool in foolishness, The Rock's XFL hooking up with the NFL, Kanye boosting his many years of beef, Facebook's pedophile getting exposed, Kodak Black's unfortunate Super Bowl weekend incident, UFC's continuing hype of Masvidal vs Covington and Much More is chatted about with your humble host,  G Mantis!

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February 17, 2022 49 min

This episode is a lunch break full of hot takes! Social media mocks 50 Cent's whole dollar worth of middle age spread, Eminem's knee makes more noise than the halftime show itself, Kanye makes private complaints public and more are discussed!

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February 10, 2022 68 min

It's in herre? hard in herre? 'leaked' in herre? ANYWAY, yes we're talking about Nelly's explicit video, The Great Penis Debate of 2022 that followed, the metaverse, perverse school lessons, choosing homelessness and more!

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February 3, 2022 83 min

Chew's back in the front seat and we're bringing the heat! We mock Neil Young, sock it to Kid Rock and whoop up on Whoopi plus other headlines like Tom Brady's retirement, Biden's bungling of Russia, Brian Flores suing the NFL and more!

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January 25, 2022 80 min

Trying to NOT keep it as corny as Nick Cannon, G Mantis goes in on rich douches making meaningless messages with their money, Twitter being #DonewithCovid, Neil Young's Joe Rogan ultimatum to Spotify, Francis Ngannou's big UFC 270 win and more!

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January 20, 2022 110 min

Kanye West making Eazy headlines, crazy TikTok trends, a cocky pastor spitting and bullshitting, Biden struggling to make his case, heavyweight UFC 270 and much more are all on deck in episode 9!

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Kanye doing Kanye things, a new "Fresh Prince" emerging, Hulk Hogan dropping the big leg on the covid vaccine, Uncle Murda's 2021 Wrap Up's ironic line about podcasts and more is  touched on (pause). Also the fight game's latest is covered with the UFC's list of exciting matchup announcements to kick off 2021 (including Masvidal vs Covington) being detailed along with Jake Paul's entrance into mma and Ty...

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January 6, 2022 58 min

Direct from the Ascendmobile, we take it right off the cliff by acknowledging the 1 yr. anniversary of the Jan. 6 Capitol riot then covering Joe Rogan's political maneuvers, Antonio Brown's latest stunts, AOC's Maskless in Miami and more! 

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December 28, 2021 97 min

And the award goes to!.....We go over the nominees for our Douchebag of the Year award and announce the winner. Also we discuss an airborne Karen making news, Kanye's new crib across the street from Kim K., reminisce about 2 girls 1 cup, we compare our NFL playoff predictions and more!

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