June 16, 2024 • 34 mins
Hellolololololo my beautiful butterfly 🦋✨ In this video, your TOXIC bestie does your makeup all wrong. Silly me, bestie, but you still look AMAZING! Until next time, sleep well and take care my beautiful butterfly 🦋✨
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00:00 - ‘bestie” does your makeup
29:13 - WoE (2 Corinthians 1:3-4)
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(00:00):
OK. Oh hey, so what's up bestie?
(00:31):
Do you want me to do your makeup?
Bestie, you and I are not the same shade.
You should bring your makeup. No.
So am I supposed to do your makeup?
You want me to use my products? Like I just said before, you
(00:53):
know we're not the same shade, right?
You don't care. OK, well, I see that you have
your hair pull back like mine. You have your hair pull back
like mine. So I guess I can go ahead and
(01:15):
start and do your your makeup, but it ain't gonna look the best
and I'm not gonna try that hard.Are you gonna pay me to do this?
No. OK, so I'm not gonna try that
hard. So let's go ahead and get
started. So I guess the first thing we'll
start off with is this primer Water.
(01:45):
This is rose water Primer. See.
Yeah. What's the matter?
You're allergic to rose water? Oh, well, you said you want to
use my products, so we going to use my products.
(02:14):
That's what you're saying in there.
So that's what we going to do. Stand still.
I'm going to just break your face.
If you start breaking out, you know it's working 'cause you
know what we say If it's burning.
(02:34):
Yeah. If it's not burning, it's not
working. And beauty is what beauty is.
Pain. Exactly.
See. You don't.
This would be besting. So I know you're allergic to
rose water, but I don't really care.
You'll be alright. If it ain't burning, it's not
working. OK, so I think your face is
(02:57):
prepped and primed for foundation.
So we're going to go ahead and use some foundation here.
OK, I'm going to use this truly meant foundation.
Yeah, I know this isn't your shade best new, but what can we
(03:19):
do kind of work with what we got?
OK, so I'm just going to put a little bit on this brush like so
just going to put the bill on this
(03:44):
brush like so and we're just going to work it in.
We're going to put it in as bestas we can.
Bestie, not much we can do. Just going to work it in.
(04:05):
OK, So we just did the best thatwe could do.
Best that because I don't know what to tell you about that.
So we're done with the foundation.
OK, so now we're going to do your concealer, and this is a
full coverage all day concealer.You know what I'm saying?
(04:29):
You need it, bestie. We got to conceal those bags and
wrinkles and blemishes. Hey, I'm just being honest, you
know what I'm saying? Don't you want a bestie that's
honest? Because I know I would want a
bestie that's honest, you know? All right, so we're going to
(04:53):
definitely get those bags under your eyes for sure get some all
that and take care of them bags and your boy and your cheeks and
(05:17):
your chin cause your chin doing something real weird.
So we gonna take care of that too.
OK, so now we gonna blend that in.
So I have this blender here and we're going to blend that in.
(05:39):
OK, OK, get under your eyes. Oh bestie, this is not your
shade. I'll tell you that.
This is not your shade. I get you, Chien Daniel.
(06:05):
Forehead. That five head, actually, and
that five head. Cheeks.
I got that big old head. But it's cute, bestie, you know
what I'm saying? Like, you'll probably hit this
big, but it's cute, you know? Yeah, I didn't roll my eyes.
(06:28):
Best thing. OK, I think that's good.
So now we're just going to powder you up.
We're going to powder you up. We're going to powder you up.
OK, so I'm going to use the samebrush that I used to do your
your foundation. So yeah, sure, you.
(06:52):
So we're going to powder you up.What'd you say, bestie?
It's this little kids powder. Like kids makeup.
Yeah. I mean, this is right there.
Easy that this is right there. Yeah.
(07:15):
I don't really care about doing a makeup, so you better be happy
on doing it at all. You know what I'm saying?
You should be grateful on doing it at all.
So I'm just going to put that gonna power you up, get a little
(07:35):
bit more, 'cause I don't have todo this.
Let's see. Oh, what's going on this day?
The powder is burning your skin.You know what our motto is,
right? If it's not burning, it's not
(07:58):
working. Trust me, bestie, I'm going to
do the very best I can though. Like honestly, I really am.
I know I just said I'm not goingto try, but come on, bestie.
What have I ever done anything halfway?
Like seriously, like what? Have I ever done anything
halfway? Exactly, exactly.
(08:22):
Your powder is done and it it, it don't look too bad.
It don't look bad. You know, it don't look bad.
You know you look good. You don't see that Yeah, you
look good. So now we're going to do your
bronzer because we don't Even so we're
(08:55):
going to just bronze up a littlebit.
Yeah. So we're going to go ahead and
bronze, bronze you up because God knows you need it was going
to bronze up your cheeks, bronzeup your cheeks a little bit.
(09:19):
OK, get a little bit more kind of bronze here for you a little
bit, OK, I think that's good. I think that's good.
(09:49):
So you should be grateful, bestie, that I'm helping you
'cause I don't have to help you,you know what I'm saying?
But you know I'm a good friend, so I'm going to do your push.
So I have this cheeky stamp fromKasha Beauty, and it's the color
(10:12):
bossy. So I mean, you're not a boss
chick, but it won't hurt to kindof like, think more, you know
what I'm saying? OK, so I'm gonna take a little
bit and I'm just gonna put some on your cheeks,
(10:45):
OK? And I think that's all you need.
And it shaped my car. I think that's all you need.
OK, so now I'm going to blend inthat blush.
I mean, I'm pretty good at make up this day, but I can't work a
(11:08):
miracle. But I'm gonna try my best to
work with this and put a little bit on your
nose. There's a little bit on your
nose. OK, that's enough for the blush.
(11:36):
And now we're going to do your eyeliner.
Now we're going to do your highlighter.
Maybe you find it here it is. So we're going to do your
highlighter and we're going to highlight
(12:12):
your cheeks for sure. It may be a little bit like
here, like in this area. So it's going to put some on
your cheeks. OK, Go back with your forehead
(12:38):
and down your nose. It's pretty noisy today.
I don't know why folks just being trifling.
It's real noisy basting. You live in a noisy
neighborhood, but I'm not judging.
(13:00):
I'm just saying you live somewhere that's pretty noisy.
OK, so now let's just go ahead and plan that in.
So we're just going to plan in that highlighter.
(13:25):
You're a lot ladder. Put some real five in it.
Your face is burning. Is it from the powder to kids
powder? Oh, the rolls of water.
Yeah. the Rose water primer. If it's not burning, it's not
(13:48):
working. And beauty is pain.
Bestie, remember, you remember this.
OK? OK, bestie, now we're going to
move on to your eyebrows. OK?
So let me go ahead and brush them,
(14:47):
OK? Let me get this bully out of
here. Grab this one.
OK, so now, so now I'm going to take this bullet and then I
(15:08):
brush your eyebrows up a little bit so I can see if I need to
tweeze. So I'm just going to get to your
eyebrows. I see a few eyebrows that needs
to be plucked. OK, so let me get my teasers
(15:35):
here. Yeah, just pluck.
Just be still. The faster I get it done, the
faster you know it won't work, so just bear with me.
Pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck.
(16:08):
OK, Look at the other one. Pluck, pluck, pluck.
Pluck. Pluck.
Pluck. Pluck.
Pluck, Pluck, pluck. OK, Let me brush it again.
(16:30):
Brush them. OK, Yeah, that looks much
better. That looks much, much better.
OK, so now that that's done, I am going to color your brows.
(16:56):
Color your brows but just be still you know best thing your
makeup is not looking that bad and what I mean by not looking
that bad is our garbage mess butyou know it is what it is.
(17:20):
I did the best I can. I'm not a miracle worker, but I
did the best I can so and me trying the best I can.
It's not much so take that what you will bestie, but you know
you want to get to do your makeup, so I'm doing your
(17:41):
makeup. Sometimes your brows are done.
Chow these up chow. Let me tell you yo browser so
bushy, but I did the best I could.
So now I'm going to do yo eyeshadow.
(18:03):
I have all of these colors. I have 16 colors that you can
choose from. And if you ask me, none of these
really look good on you. I don't think you could pull off
any of these colors, but you know we gotta do your eyes
genre, right? So which color do you want or
(18:27):
colors you want a little bit of the blue and it mix it with some
white like these three colors testing blue is not your color,
but you want to go with it I guess take a little bit it is.
(18:59):
Take a little bit and take a little bit channel.
That's gonna be all our garbage mask.
I mean, it gonna look good. OK, let's just put this all over
your lid. Put this all over your eyelid.
(19:24):
Put this all over your lid. Nasty.
This is not cute. I mean, the foundation is not
working. It's not your shade.
The concealer is not concealing anything.
I mean the bronzer, the highlighter, the blush, not This
is a hot garbage mess. Sweetheart.
Any of your face is burning. I can see like the redness
(19:44):
coming through 'cause you're much into rose water.
I don't know why you want to do this, but anyhow, now let's get
some of this white and trying todo something.
I don't know what we don't do, but we're gonna do something.
We're gonna take some of this white and put it at the top,
like up here. Yeah.
(20:08):
Oh, Bestie, this is so ugly. I mean, this is looking.
It's, it's coming together. You know, beauty is in the eye
of the boulder. You know what I'm saying?
Beauty is in the eye of the boulder.
Then I think it's coming together.
(20:29):
OK, you know, it, it, it looks OK, you know what I'm saying?
We, we, we could have done better and by we could have done
better. We shouldn't have started this
to begin with. We shouldn't have started this
to begin with. Best and much to be honest,
(20:51):
that's what I mean by we could have done better by not even
starting because this right here, this right here, this the
blush to conceal with a highlighter, the foundation,
everything that I try to do withthis, it's it's not giving.
It's it's giving wrong shade. It's giving clown, it's giving.
(21:17):
Why did you do this? That's what it's giving.
But anyway, we're not going intoyour mascara now.
I pulled out my mascara triple combo.
This is a miracle. And So what we need right now is
a miracle. So I got my 3:00 and 1:00.
(21:38):
We're going to start with priming your ear lashes.
I'm going to start with priming your lashes because honey, I'm
just saying step one of three.
(22:29):
Next, for your lashes, we're going to volumize volume.
I mean, you ain't got the video lashes to begin with, bestie,
but we're going to borrow your mouse.
(22:50):
Go borrow your lashes. I would recommend you go get
lash extensions. I'm just saying, but blink, OK?
All right? And bestie, I'm not being rude.
(23:12):
I'm giving you constructive criticism.
I'm just giving you constructivecriticism because I care about
you. Could I be nicer about it?
(23:33):
Yeah, but I'm not going to because I don't care.
So the last step is lengthening.We're going to try to.
We're going to try to make them long.
You ain't got no lashes, but we don't try to make them long.
Laughable. Anyway, again, I can set you up
(23:54):
a lash extension appointment if you want me to.
But anyway, we're going to try to get them some length blank
warming. You know, this is my three-step
(24:37):
miracle for Good Lash Mascara. And this is the first time I've
seen this combo not work on anyone.
And I've used this on myself andother people and it's worked for
everyone except you, Bestie. I don't know what's going on.
(25:01):
I don't know what's going on. This is just not working.
But anyway, let's round this out.
I don't know why you want it blue eyeshadow with some white
and your lip is going to be this.
This is going to be a lip color.Why did why did you do that?
Like why did you do that? You saw that I had this on my
(25:23):
desk and what color is this? Call me?
This is the shave. It's called call me bestie.
There's all makeup. Look, no one's gonna call you.
No one. No one's gonna call you.
(25:47):
And you. Let's get your lips done.
We're gonna go 2 coats. OK, so Bucker for me.
(26:21):
OK, OK. All right, So is there anything
else I need to do after your setting Spring?
I am so glad that we're done with this makeup session because
this is horrid. This is boring.
(26:43):
Oh my gosh, It's like I'm looking at a Halloween movie.
Oh my God. Anyway, this is a natural finish
setting spray. I'm sorry, I'm laughing, bestie.
It's just laughable because there's nothing natural about
this makeup look. So the fact this is natural
finish or something that's unnatural is laughable to me.
Anyway, so we're going to use this to set.
(27:06):
We're going to use it to set. There's a horrible look.
Like I said, bestie, there's nothing natural about this
makeup look. So let's just do this.
(27:27):
Gonna just shield your eyes, OK?OK.
I think that's all that you needed.
I mean, you really need a miracle bestie, but as of right
now, that's all you needed. We are gone with this tragedy of
a makeup session. Praise the Lord.
(27:48):
I'm so glad I'm done with this 'cause this was not fun for me
and probably not fun for you. And remember, if it's not
burning, it's not working. Beauty is pain pesting.
Remember that. OK, OK, so now hopefully we're
done with this whole thing that they just can't care already.
(28:09):
So hopefully we're done with allthis.
We're not done. What do you mean?
You want me to do your hair carenext?
You want me to style your hair? OK.
Like you didn't learn from the skin care.
You didn't learn from the makeup.
(28:30):
You want to triple whammy Now you look like you're cruising
for a cruising. Like you really like what's
going on. Bestie The worked you was on.
I heard you. I mean, no line, no line.
But anywho, I guess you want me to do your hair next.
(28:50):
So I guess we'll we'll do that too.
OK, But this makeup look is horrid.
It's horrid. My gosh.
Well, and you want me to do yo-yo hair care.
We'll do that next. OK, All right, we're just going
and turn around. We'll do your hair.
All right. OK, bestie, hello, hello, hello.
(29:16):
No, no, no, no. Hello, hello, hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello, my beautiful, my dear.
Welcome to the word of encouragement, or the WOE, as I
like to call it more short. The day WOE comes from Second
(29:38):
Corinthians chapter one versus three and four and it reads,
Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ for the
Father of mercies and the God ofall comfort who comforts us in
(29:59):
all our tribulations that we maybe able to comfort them which
are in any trouble by the comfort wherewith we ourselves
are comforted of God. I love that so much.
It is so important that as Christians or you know, as non
(30:22):
Christians as well, I think it is so important that we
understand how to comfort each other in a time of need.
It is so, so important to be there for one another.
I know that all of us live very busy lives and we have our
schedules and we have our routines and we have things like
that. But it is so important to just
(30:43):
take pause, maybe pray and ask God, like God, who needs
comfort? Who, who can I go to to comfort?
Who can I go to to help that aregoing through troubling or
difficult times, You know, or ifyou know, a friend or a family
member or even a stranger may feel comfortable coming to you
and, you know, just looking for that comfort, you know, you
(31:07):
never know it. It can go a long, long way.
And I think that it's so important that as God who loves
us so much, he comforts us. And I think it's so important
that we take that comfort that he gives us and we spread it to
other people, you know, to not be selfish with what God gives
(31:28):
us. You know, God gives us comfort
and peace and love and and joy in our soul.
We should also spread that and give that to others.
So yes, it is so important that when God comforts us and comes
to us in our time with need, trial, tribulation, whatever
we're going through, we need to remember to also give that same
(31:51):
comfort and kindness and mercy and grace to others that are
going through difficult times. So, you know, I just think it's
very beautiful. I just wanted to give this these
verses to remind ourselves when God comforts us and get us
through our hard times, we need to then take that and share it
(32:12):
and spread it out to other people so that you know, we can
help each other heal. We can help each other go
through things. You never know, someone might be
going through the same exact thing that you went through and
you could give their you can give them your testimony and you
could really be helping them out.
I know me personally, I've walked certain things and gone
(32:34):
through certain trials and tribulations and I met people,
went through similar things thatI went through and it was just
so beautiful how I could share my testimony with them and vice
versa. Just giving them that comfort
and they're giving me comfort and how we just uplift each
other. It's such a beautiful thing.
And we should never be selfish with what God has done for us.
(32:57):
We are always meant to share thegood news and to share what God
has done for us and our lives. So I just wanted to just put
that out there. Don't be afraid to share and be
vulnerable with someone if you're going through difficult
times, find someone that you canconfide in and talk to them and
just find that comfort with them.
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And vice versa, don't be afraid to go out there and find someone
who might need your comfort. You know, it goes a long way.
You never know what you could dofor someone, you know.
So I just wanted to leave it outthere for you, my beautiful
butterfly. I hope that you're doing well.
Stay blessed, remember that I love you, but most importantly,
(33:42):
Jesus loves you so much more. Until next time, take care, bye.
OK. Oh hey, so what's up bestie?
(00:31):
Do you want me to do your makeup?
Bestie, you and I are not the same shade.
You should bring your makeup. No.
So am I supposed to do your makeup?
You want me to use my products? Like I just said before, you
(00:53):
know we're not the same shade, right?
You don't care. OK, well, I see that you have
your hair pull back like mine. You have your hair pull back
like mine. So I guess I can go ahead and
(01:15):
start and do your your makeup, but it ain't gonna look the best
and I'm not gonna try that hard.Are you gonna pay me to do this?
No. OK, so I'm not gonna try that
hard. So let's go ahead and get
started. So I guess the first thing we'll
start off with is this primer Water.
(01:45):
This is rose water Primer. See.
Yeah. What's the matter?
You're allergic to rose water? Oh, well, you said you want to
use my products, so we going to use my products.
(02:14):
That's what you're saying in there.
So that's what we going to do. Stand still.
I'm going to just break your face.
If you start breaking out, you know it's working 'cause you
know what we say If it's burning.
(02:34):
Yeah. If it's not burning, it's not
working. And beauty is what beauty is.
Pain. Exactly.
See. You don't.
This would be besting. So I know you're allergic to
rose water, but I don't really care.
You'll be alright. If it ain't burning, it's not
working. OK, so I think your face is
(02:57):
prepped and primed for foundation.
So we're going to go ahead and use some foundation here.
OK, I'm going to use this truly meant foundation.
Yeah, I know this isn't your shade best new, but what can we
(03:19):
do kind of work with what we got?
OK, so I'm just going to put a little bit on this brush like so
just going to put the bill on this
(03:44):
brush like so and we're just going to work it in.
We're going to put it in as bestas we can.
Bestie, not much we can do. Just going to work it in.
(04:05):
OK, So we just did the best thatwe could do.
Best that because I don't know what to tell you about that.
So we're done with the foundation.
OK, so now we're going to do your concealer, and this is a
full coverage all day concealer.You know what I'm saying?
(04:29):
You need it, bestie. We got to conceal those bags and
wrinkles and blemishes. Hey, I'm just being honest, you
know what I'm saying? Don't you want a bestie that's
honest? Because I know I would want a
bestie that's honest, you know? All right, so we're going to
(04:53):
definitely get those bags under your eyes for sure get some all
that and take care of them bags and your boy and your cheeks and
(05:17):
your chin cause your chin doing something real weird.
So we gonna take care of that too.
OK, so now we gonna blend that in.
So I have this blender here and we're going to blend that in.
(05:39):
OK, OK, get under your eyes. Oh bestie, this is not your
shade. I'll tell you that.
This is not your shade. I get you, Chien Daniel.
(06:05):
Forehead. That five head, actually, and
that five head. Cheeks.
I got that big old head. But it's cute, bestie, you know
what I'm saying? Like, you'll probably hit this
big, but it's cute, you know? Yeah, I didn't roll my eyes.
(06:28):
Best thing. OK, I think that's good.
So now we're just going to powder you up.
We're going to powder you up. We're going to powder you up.
OK, so I'm going to use the samebrush that I used to do your
your foundation. So yeah, sure, you.
(06:52):
So we're going to powder you up.What'd you say, bestie?
It's this little kids powder. Like kids makeup.
Yeah. I mean, this is right there.
Easy that this is right there. Yeah.
(07:15):
I don't really care about doing a makeup, so you better be happy
on doing it at all. You know what I'm saying?
You should be grateful on doing it at all.
So I'm just going to put that gonna power you up, get a little
(07:35):
bit more, 'cause I don't have todo this.
Let's see. Oh, what's going on this day?
The powder is burning your skin.You know what our motto is,
right? If it's not burning, it's not
(07:58):
working. Trust me, bestie, I'm going to
do the very best I can though. Like honestly, I really am.
I know I just said I'm not goingto try, but come on, bestie.
What have I ever done anything halfway?
Like seriously, like what? Have I ever done anything
halfway? Exactly, exactly.
(08:22):
Your powder is done and it it, it don't look too bad.
It don't look bad. You know, it don't look bad.
You know you look good. You don't see that Yeah, you
look good. So now we're going to do your
bronzer because we don't Even so we're
(08:55):
going to just bronze up a littlebit.
Yeah. So we're going to go ahead and
bronze, bronze you up because God knows you need it was going
to bronze up your cheeks, bronzeup your cheeks a little bit.
(09:19):
OK, get a little bit more kind of bronze here for you a little
bit, OK, I think that's good. I think that's good.
(09:49):
So you should be grateful, bestie, that I'm helping you
'cause I don't have to help you,you know what I'm saying?
But you know I'm a good friend, so I'm going to do your push.
So I have this cheeky stamp fromKasha Beauty, and it's the color
(10:12):
bossy. So I mean, you're not a boss
chick, but it won't hurt to kindof like, think more, you know
what I'm saying? OK, so I'm gonna take a little
bit and I'm just gonna put some on your cheeks,
(10:45):
OK? And I think that's all you need.
And it shaped my car. I think that's all you need.
OK, so now I'm going to blend inthat blush.
I mean, I'm pretty good at make up this day, but I can't work a
(11:08):
miracle. But I'm gonna try my best to
work with this and put a little bit on your
nose. There's a little bit on your
nose. OK, that's enough for the blush.
(11:36):
And now we're going to do your eyeliner.
Now we're going to do your highlighter.
Maybe you find it here it is. So we're going to do your
highlighter and we're going to highlight
(12:12):
your cheeks for sure. It may be a little bit like
here, like in this area. So it's going to put some on
your cheeks. OK, Go back with your forehead
(12:38):
and down your nose. It's pretty noisy today.
I don't know why folks just being trifling.
It's real noisy basting. You live in a noisy
neighborhood, but I'm not judging.
(13:00):
I'm just saying you live somewhere that's pretty noisy.
OK, so now let's just go ahead and plan that in.
So we're just going to plan in that highlighter.
(13:25):
You're a lot ladder. Put some real five in it.
Your face is burning. Is it from the powder to kids
powder? Oh, the rolls of water.
Yeah. the Rose water primer. If it's not burning, it's not
(13:48):
working. And beauty is pain.
Bestie, remember, you remember this.
OK? OK, bestie, now we're going to
move on to your eyebrows. OK?
So let me go ahead and brush them,
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OK? Let me get this bully out of
here. Grab this one.
OK, so now, so now I'm going to take this bullet and then I
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brush your eyebrows up a little bit so I can see if I need to
tweeze. So I'm just going to get to your
eyebrows. I see a few eyebrows that needs
to be plucked. OK, so let me get my teasers
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here. Yeah, just pluck.
Just be still. The faster I get it done, the
faster you know it won't work, so just bear with me.
Pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck.
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OK, Look at the other one. Pluck, pluck, pluck.
Pluck. Pluck.
Pluck. Pluck.
Pluck, Pluck, pluck. OK, Let me brush it again.
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Brush them. OK, Yeah, that looks much
better. That looks much, much better.
OK, so now that that's done, I am going to color your brows.
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Color your brows but just be still you know best thing your
makeup is not looking that bad and what I mean by not looking
that bad is our garbage mess butyou know it is what it is.
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I did the best I can. I'm not a miracle worker, but I
did the best I can so and me trying the best I can.
It's not much so take that what you will bestie, but you know
you want to get to do your makeup, so I'm doing your
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makeup. Sometimes your brows are done.
Chow these up chow. Let me tell you yo browser so
bushy, but I did the best I could.
So now I'm going to do yo eyeshadow.
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I have all of these colors. I have 16 colors that you can
choose from. And if you ask me, none of these
really look good on you. I don't think you could pull off
any of these colors, but you know we gotta do your eyes
genre, right? So which color do you want or
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colors you want a little bit of the blue and it mix it with some
white like these three colors testing blue is not your color,
but you want to go with it I guess take a little bit it is.
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Take a little bit and take a little bit channel.
That's gonna be all our garbage mask.
I mean, it gonna look good. OK, let's just put this all over
your lid. Put this all over your eyelid.
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Put this all over your lid. Nasty.
This is not cute. I mean, the foundation is not
working. It's not your shade.
The concealer is not concealing anything.
I mean the bronzer, the highlighter, the blush, not This
is a hot garbage mess. Sweetheart.
Any of your face is burning. I can see like the redness
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coming through 'cause you're much into rose water.
I don't know why you want to do this, but anyhow, now let's get
some of this white and trying todo something.
I don't know what we don't do, but we're gonna do something.
We're gonna take some of this white and put it at the top,
like up here. Yeah.
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Oh, Bestie, this is so ugly. I mean, this is looking.
It's, it's coming together. You know, beauty is in the eye
of the boulder. You know what I'm saying?
Beauty is in the eye of the boulder.
Then I think it's coming together.
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OK, you know, it, it, it looks OK, you know what I'm saying?
We, we, we could have done better and by we could have done
better. We shouldn't have started this
to begin with. We shouldn't have started this
to begin with. Best and much to be honest,
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that's what I mean by we could have done better by not even
starting because this right here, this right here, this the
blush to conceal with a highlighter, the foundation,
everything that I try to do withthis, it's it's not giving.
It's it's giving wrong shade. It's giving clown, it's giving.
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Why did you do this? That's what it's giving.
But anyway, we're not going intoyour mascara now.
I pulled out my mascara triple combo.
This is a miracle. And So what we need right now is
a miracle. So I got my 3:00 and 1:00.
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We're going to start with priming your ear lashes.
I'm going to start with priming your lashes because honey, I'm
just saying step one of three.
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Next, for your lashes, we're going to volumize volume.
I mean, you ain't got the video lashes to begin with, bestie,
but we're going to borrow your mouse.
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Go borrow your lashes. I would recommend you go get
lash extensions. I'm just saying, but blink, OK?
All right? And bestie, I'm not being rude.
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I'm giving you constructive criticism.
I'm just giving you constructivecriticism because I care about
you. Could I be nicer about it?
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Yeah, but I'm not going to because I don't care.
So the last step is lengthening.We're going to try to.
We're going to try to make them long.
You ain't got no lashes, but we don't try to make them long.
Laughable. Anyway, again, I can set you up
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a lash extension appointment if you want me to.
But anyway, we're going to try to get them some length blank
warming. You know, this is my three-step
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miracle for Good Lash Mascara. And this is the first time I've
seen this combo not work on anyone.
And I've used this on myself andother people and it's worked for
everyone except you, Bestie. I don't know what's going on.
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I don't know what's going on. This is just not working.
But anyway, let's round this out.
I don't know why you want it blue eyeshadow with some white
and your lip is going to be this.
This is going to be a lip color.Why did why did you do that?
Like why did you do that? You saw that I had this on my
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desk and what color is this? Call me?
This is the shave. It's called call me bestie.
There's all makeup. Look, no one's gonna call you.
No one. No one's gonna call you.
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And you. Let's get your lips done.
We're gonna go 2 coats. OK, so Bucker for me.
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OK, OK. All right, So is there anything
else I need to do after your setting Spring?
I am so glad that we're done with this makeup session because
this is horrid. This is boring.
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Oh my gosh, It's like I'm looking at a Halloween movie.
Oh my God. Anyway, this is a natural finish
setting spray. I'm sorry, I'm laughing, bestie.
It's just laughable because there's nothing natural about
this makeup look. So the fact this is natural
finish or something that's unnatural is laughable to me.
Anyway, so we're going to use this to set.
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We're going to use it to set. There's a horrible look.
Like I said, bestie, there's nothing natural about this
makeup look. So let's just do this.
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Gonna just shield your eyes, OK?OK.
I think that's all that you needed.
I mean, you really need a miracle bestie, but as of right
now, that's all you needed. We are gone with this tragedy of
a makeup session. Praise the Lord.
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I'm so glad I'm done with this 'cause this was not fun for me
and probably not fun for you. And remember, if it's not
burning, it's not working. Beauty is pain pesting.
Remember that. OK, OK, so now hopefully we're
done with this whole thing that they just can't care already.
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So hopefully we're done with allthis.
We're not done. What do you mean?
You want me to do your hair carenext?
You want me to style your hair? OK.
Like you didn't learn from the skin care.
You didn't learn from the makeup.
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You want to triple whammy Now you look like you're cruising
for a cruising. Like you really like what's
going on. Bestie The worked you was on.
I heard you. I mean, no line, no line.
But anywho, I guess you want me to do your hair next.
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So I guess we'll we'll do that too.
OK, But this makeup look is horrid.
It's horrid. My gosh.
Well, and you want me to do yo-yo hair care.
We'll do that next. OK, All right, we're just going
and turn around. We'll do your hair.
All right. OK, bestie, hello, hello, hello.
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No, no, no, no. Hello, hello, hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello, my beautiful, my dear.
Welcome to the word of encouragement, or the WOE, as I
like to call it more short. The day WOE comes from Second
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Corinthians chapter one versus three and four and it reads,
Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ for the
Father of mercies and the God ofall comfort who comforts us in
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all our tribulations that we maybe able to comfort them which
are in any trouble by the comfort wherewith we ourselves
are comforted of God. I love that so much.
It is so important that as Christians or you know, as non
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Christians as well, I think it is so important that we
understand how to comfort each other in a time of need.
It is so, so important to be there for one another.
I know that all of us live very busy lives and we have our
schedules and we have our routines and we have things like
that. But it is so important to just
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take pause, maybe pray and ask God, like God, who needs
comfort? Who, who can I go to to comfort?
Who can I go to to help that aregoing through troubling or
difficult times, You know, or ifyou know, a friend or a family
member or even a stranger may feel comfortable coming to you
and, you know, just looking for that comfort, you know, you
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never know it. It can go a long, long way.
And I think that it's so important that as God who loves
us so much, he comforts us. And I think it's so important
that we take that comfort that he gives us and we spread it to
other people, you know, to not be selfish with what God gives
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us. You know, God gives us comfort
and peace and love and and joy in our soul.
We should also spread that and give that to others.
So yes, it is so important that when God comforts us and comes
to us in our time with need, trial, tribulation, whatever
we're going through, we need to remember to also give that same
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comfort and kindness and mercy and grace to others that are
going through difficult times. So, you know, I just think it's
very beautiful. I just wanted to give this these
verses to remind ourselves when God comforts us and get us
through our hard times, we need to then take that and share it
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and spread it out to other people so that you know, we can
help each other heal. We can help each other go
through things. You never know, someone might be
going through the same exact thing that you went through and
you could give their you can give them your testimony and you
could really be helping them out.
I know me personally, I've walked certain things and gone
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through certain trials and tribulations and I met people,
went through similar things thatI went through and it was just
so beautiful how I could share my testimony with them and vice
versa. Just giving them that comfort
and they're giving me comfort and how we just uplift each
other. It's such a beautiful thing.
And we should never be selfish with what God has done for us.
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We are always meant to share thegood news and to share what God
has done for us and our lives. So I just wanted to just put
that out there. Don't be afraid to share and be
vulnerable with someone if you're going through difficult
times, find someone that you canconfide in and talk to them and
just find that comfort with them.
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And vice versa, don't be afraid to go out there and find someone
who might need your comfort. You know, it goes a long way.
You never know what you could dofor someone, you know.
So I just wanted to leave it outthere for you, my beautiful
butterfly. I hope that you're doing well.
Stay blessed, remember that I love you, but most importantly,
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Jesus loves you so much more. Until next time, take care, bye.
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