Awkward Positions Podcast

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This show includes explicit language, satire, and political commentary. The opinions shared are those of the hosts and are not professional advice. Content may be offensive to some listeners. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week’s episode of Awkward Positions, Joe and Chris dive into a chaotic mix of politics, personal mishaps, and the latest in American absurdity. From getting locked out of an apartment to ...

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The views, opinions, and commentary expressed in this podcast are for entertainment purposes only and do not constitute professional advice. Some content may include satire, humor, or hyperbole. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week’s episode of Awkward Positions, Joe and Chris dive deep into the latest political maneuvers, controversial legislation, and eyebrow-raising headlines dominating the news cyc...

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This podcast includes strong language, satire, explicit content, and political commentary that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. The views expressed are those of the hosts and do not represent any official or affiliated entities.

In this high-energy episode of Awkward Positions, Joe and Chris dive into the chaotic mess of current events, caffeine mishaps, radioactive i...

Trigger warning: This episode contains explicit language, politically charged commentary, and mature content involving real-world issues including HIV/AIDS, sexual health, child abuse, and genocide.

In this jam-packed episode of Awkward Positions, Joe and Chris go all in on the latest headlines, political controversies, and cultural chaos. From RFK Jr.’s push to dismantle health advisory panels, to Trump’s name popping up in the...

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The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the hosts and do not reflect official policies, positions, or endorsements. This show contains explicit language, satire, and discussions of sensitive political topics, including racism, sexual abuse, and conspiracy theories. Listener discretion is strongly advised.

This week’s episode of Awkward Positions dives deep into the tangled web of consp...

This episode contains explicit language, strong political opinions, and satirical discussion of real-world events including violence, civil rights issues, and government action.
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Awkward Positions is a political satire podcast. The views expressed are personal opinions, often exaggerated for comedic or critical effect, and do not constitute verified reporting. This show may not be suitable for ...

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This episode of Awkward Positions contains strong language, explicit political opinions, adult humor, and heavy discussions around government policy, healthcare, and social inequality. It also includes themes of frustration, hopelessness, and real-world consequences that may be emotionally triggering to some listeners—especially those directly impacted by SNAP or Medicaid cuts.

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⚠️ Listener Warning: The views and opinions expressed in this episode are intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. While real news and events are discussed, the show contains satire, personal opinions, and adult language. Listener discretion is advised.

This week on Awkward Positions, Joe and Chris unpack the theatrics of U.S. foreign policy, the Supreme Court’s judicial grenade, and a laundry list of headlines that ...

⚠️ Listener Warning: This episode includes explicit language, dark political satire, and commentary on sensitive topics such as war, immigration, race, and sexual misconduct. Not for the easily offended or the comfortably numb.

What do Call of Duty, Tucker Carlson, and World War III have in common? According to this episode—everything.

Joe, Chris, and guest Fatima unravel the increasingly surreal state of U.S. politics as the...

⚠️ Disclaimer: This episode contains explicit language, irreverent political satire, and commentary on sensitive topics such as immigration enforcement, authoritarianism, systemic racism, military violence, and sexual assault. Listener discretion is advised.

In this jam-packed episode of Awkward Positions, Joe and Chris dive into the chaotic week of protests, power grabs, and presidential flops. From Yosemite’s frog invasion to ...

⚠️ Content & AI Disclaimer: This episode contains a fictional audio feature created with the assistance of AI. Portions of the dialogue and events in “Threads of Power: The Tragic Bromance of Elon & Don” are not factual and are intended purely for satire and political commentary.

Listener discretion is advised: the feature includes sound effects such as gunshots and simulated violence, which may be disturbing to some audienc...

⚠️ Disclaimer: This episode contains explicit language, satirical political commentary, and discussions involving sensitive topics including immigration enforcement, LGBTQ+ rights, and global conflict. The views expressed are those of the hosts and intended for entertainment and critical reflection. Listener discretion is advised.

In this raw, unfiltered, and darkly hilarious episode of Awkward Positions, Joe and Chris question ...

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On this week’s Awkward Positions, Joe and Chris take aim at the Big Booty Bill — a chaotic, cruel piece of legislation jammed through Congress with two votes to spare (and three dead Democrats wh...

What do Zelensky, food stamps, Trump’s jet, and a freaky white party have in common?
Joe and Chris dive into this week’s political circus, unpacking everything from the Big Beautiful Bill flop in Congress to Trump’s unexpected bromances in the Middle East. Plus, they tackle the messy and disturbing details emerging from the Diddy trial — and ask why “consent” seems to be such a radical concept for some powerful men. It’s equal p...

In this fiery and unfiltered episode of Awkward Positions, Joe and Chris dive headfirst into a whirlwind of political chaos and global instability. From the controversial arrest of Newark's mayor at an ICE protest and the Trump regime's threat to suspend habeas corpus, to the bizarre nomination of an unlicensed "energy-healer" as Surgeon General, this week’s conversation is as wild as it is unnerving. The duo does...

This week on the pod, Joe and Chris dive headfirst into what they’re calling a “filler episode” in the chaotic TV series that is America. From Amazon’s accidental tariff transparency and the White House’s explosive response, to McDonald’s unexpected global downturn, this episode unpacks the absurd, the political, and the just plain awkward.

Expect plenty of hot takes, conspiracy laughs, and unfiltered commentary on why America feels...

In this unfiltered and hilarious episode, Joe and Chris tear into the chaos of today’s political scene — from Whiskey Leaks at the Pentagon to the arrest of a judge for protecting due process. They dive into the looming student loan crisis that could crash the economy (again), and wrap things up with the most unexpected, sassy, and unapologetically chaotic breakdown of the race for the next Pope — featuring calendar poses, karaoke ...

This week’s episode dives headfirst into a whirlwind of wild headlines, unsettling policies, and infuriating contradictions. Yep, just another week in America.

Hosts Joe and Chris, joined by guest Fatima, take on everything from mass shootings and media desensitization to billionaires with bunkers, economic puppet mastery, and political theater that feels more dystopian by the day.

Hit play, laugh through the chaos, and maybe scream...