B-Watch Rewatch

It happened again... We went into this episode thinking we would cover the whole thing in one go... but d*mn you, Stephanie Meyers! You and your complex stories and characters! Argh! 

Because we find ourselves again breaking this movie into 2 parts. 

In New Moon we learn about the Volturi, and the nonsensical vampire laws... we hear how much Edward loves Bella and how much he would die without her for ten straight minutes until he wa...

Last week it turned out that Twilight was just too deep and too intense to cover in just one episode, despite our best intentions...

So we are back this week with Part 2! 

Night Baseball! Fur Coats! Italian Dinners! Ruling the School! And many Tree Top Adventures await you in part 2 of Twilight!

Will Bella and Edward end up together despite their endless back and and forth? Will the rogue vampires find Bella and decide they are obsess...

We've got a real treat for all of you before we come back for a full season: 

We are covering the Twilight series!

We thought it was a trilogy, and then found out it had five movies, so yay? And secondly, we were covering the first movie, and we intended to do it all at once, but it turns out it's a long movie, and we had a lot to say, so this is only part 1 of the first movie. 

So enjoy the cliffhanger and we will be back n...

Alright, so the final re-release of the in B-tween season time (get it?) is Freshwater!

We did a whole season of creature features, as they are probably our favorite genre of movie... and even though we have some true masterpieces in that season (Sabretooth, Snowbeast, Sand Sharks, etc...), Freshwater came to the top of the list for us.

A drunk gator expert, a sex house island, an albino alligator, a sassy grandma, and a sheriff who ...

Let us tell you a tale...

Once upon a time, there was a film that caused Kolin to fall down a deep, dark, hole of madness and fury... He hit rock bottom that day. And he's never been the same again. 

That movie was Face/Off

And just like the main characters of this movie, he emerged a different person.

Today we are revisiting that journey with a newly refreshed, Face/Off episode. 

We will keep an eye on Kolin though, because this m...

This week we are revisiting an episode of Kolin's choice...

It's the story of a cat...within a cat... but the cat within the cat is a demon cat... we think?

It's the least efficient creature to prey on people, and they aimed really high, but we're not sure it was a homerun. 

Come with us for the code red, runaway cat, college kids on spring break, a rich guy with a yacht trying to outrun the SEC, a captain trying t...

Last week we re-released listener favorite, Hell Comes to FrogTown...

This week, Kaydence chose her favorite episode (well,  definitely in the top three, it's so hard to choose!):

BATTLEFIELD EARTH

This episode still makes us cry laughing, and it will always bring us joy. 

We originally recorded this for Kaydence's birthday a couple of years ago... but really, the Battlefield Earth Episode is the gift that keeps on ...

While we are in B-tween (get it?) seasons, we are revisiting (and re-editing) some of our favorite episodes... 

Hell Comes to Frogtown is a listener favorite. It's by far our most downloaded episode and it's easy to see (hear?) why. The movie itself is wild, and things get silly as we try to figure out the logistics of Human/Frog Reproduction. 

Beautiful Burlesque Frogs, Sexy Nurses, Sam Hell, and Commander Toady are just s...

This was a movie that scared parents and children equally... 

When the country was in the grips of the Satanic Panic, some groups tried to make us believe that games like Dungeons and Dragons would actually infect the brains of the youths and cause permanent insanity because they render the players unable to delineate the game from reality and players will ultimately descend into madness!

Tom Hanks stars in this extending PSA warning...

We picked Willow for this week, and right after we finished recording, it was announced that Val Kilmer had passed... We are so sad, we loved him so much, and we are so happy we were able to revisit this Val Kilmer classic at a serendipitous time. May you rest in peace, Madmartigan.

Willow is an 80s fantasy adventure in the theme of movies that scared us as children... the baby sacrificing, the army turned to pigs, the devil dogs, ...

This was requested for our current season because of the lasting nightmares caused by the ghost of Large Marge for many children of the 80s...

We didn't know what to expect, but we loved Pee Wee and his big adventure! This movie has it all -- contraptions, hitchhiking, bike thieves, psychics, ghost truckers, rodeos, creepy medical clowns, and The Alamo!

And best of all - NO bullies! 

Join us for Pee...

Because we are doing a season of the movies that scared the sh*t out of us as kids, we have re-edited our Return to Oz Episode to re-lease it as part of this season, since it fits right in! 

This version of Oz is absolute Nightmare Fuel, but we guess we also got Bellina out of it, so it's not all bad! 

Join us for a headless Queen, a Gay King who loves snacks and game night, an existential crisis, a pumpkin head who just wants a...

The Peanut Butter Solution has no solution... There isn't even an equation. There are a dozen different story lines and we never really get a clear picture of any of them...

Michael has had a fright and is dealing with a devastating case of baldness, Connie is out of control in every way, and Suze is just desperately trying to keep her family together! 

That doesn't even cover the art teacher stealing people's identiti...

If you've ever wondered what it would like to see your nightmares put to film... wonder no more. 

The Garbage Pail Kids has it all: a kid with no home, a sweat shop, space garbage, grown ups bullying children, fashion shows, full size dolls come to life, music, and a mysterious worldly captain, a bar fight, and every single gross bodily function!

The Garbage Pail Kids was like a visit to another terrifying dimension and we had f...

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This season we continue our journey through the movies that scared the sh*t out of us in our childhood... today we are talking about a sassy villain (second only to the gnome QUEEN in Return to Oz), a magical forest, a unicorn horn, a h*rny fairy, and a young couple who are supposed to be in love we guess...

Starring the babiest Tom Cruise and Mia Sara, along with the fierce...

Wowee Zowee

When a follower recommended we do the sequel to this movie, we realized we had never even seen the first one, so we are covering that one first. 

Magic in the Mirror is an absolutely bonker balls tale of people sized ducks, marital problems, family dynamics, boiling people, physicists, dumb botanists, and a doppleganger.

Join us for our first time watching Magic in the Mirror! 

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We took a little Holiday break and now we are BACK for SEASON 7! 

There was a time when kids movies were... Intense. 

Maybe more intense than our little brains were ready for. 

We are dedicating this season to all the movies that gave us nightmares as children... And we're working through our complicated feelings.

Come with us, it's a safe space, and we will hold your hand...

It's almost here! 

Our new season is right around the corner... and we're asking you to revisit the movies that left their marks on your child psyche... 

You know the ones: Magic in the Mirror, The Last Unicorn, Return to Oz, The Witches... etc... The movies that were somehow marketed for children but became the authors of our collective nightmares.

Get ready to process all those feelings!
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