August 21, 2025 • 49 mins
Today we chat about last weekend's night out with some ex-Wallabies — from karaoke chaos to Trish stirring the pot, before the lads dive into weapons talk, sniffer stories, and Grandfather Gary's questionable nickname choices. Plus, Matty’s predicament of the week and a Beatles debate cap it all off.
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0:00-The Cat
2:30-The Week
6:45-Questions
14:00-Weapons
14:30-Harry’s Call
17:00-Karaoke
21:00-Coopers Washing
23:00-Coopers Security
28:00-U2
31:00-Jack’s Segment
34:00-PREDICAMENT of the week
38:00-Sniffer
41:00-Craig Johnston Story
43:00-350 Boys
47:30-Coopers Top
49:00-The Beatles
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the John's Family Podcast for another week. Guys,
everyone out there is doing good man? The wet weather,
what about it?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I've never been so cold, can you tell ye?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Look at you all rugged up, cut on your leg legs.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I should say, everyone, Meet Harriet.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Everyone's Harriet.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
She's never been in the podcast before.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
She's been forced here against her.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Will, shaking. She hasn't been well. We think she had
a little mini strokes.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
After years of neglect. Now she's the only pet left
and they put all of their love into her after
years of not even looking at her.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
She kind of brushed us once we got.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Harry actually refers to the Charlie years as the dark years.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
The doctor there were initially they have been pretty good mates. Actually,
and when when when Charlie passed, she was to see
she was little, she.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Was lost because Harriet's first best friends were our border colligues,
Jimmy and Ellery.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And she used to think she a dog. And she'd
sit behind.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The gate at her old place and race races to
the front door with the dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And I was like, honey, you know you can jump.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Now she thinks she's trish. She just sits there winding
all day now and yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She had a shitting and sleep and.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
She had a stroke the other day and she she
lost that, yeah controller, and I'm pretty sure trishas did
as well, because they both lost pretty bad control of
their bladder control.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And Harriet just urinated everywhere.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
And the funny thing about that incident was that I
was asleep, Dad and Jack were visibly watching it happen,
and rather than sort of like deal with it, deal.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
With it all.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I I remember I was waking up sort of in
the sleep and all like it. Here was someone, get Trish?
Where's Trish? And Trisha had her headphones on taking the
bins out or mowing the lawn because.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Tell them to get her a break and come here.
Now we like concerns because she was really funny and
she was stumbling. I thought, oh, I hope you know,
because I mean she's pushing eighteen seventeen.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, well seventeen in September.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Wait, so dog dogs are seven? Is one year?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You know?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's like dog years a seven years. That's inaccurate, is it? Yeah,
that's inaccurate? Said, well, look, I'm in a fact check.
You all an old fact check listeners to say it's true.
How old do you? What do you what? The doggiest thing?
It's impossible because you get there. There's people around that
have dogs that are eighteen years of age, and if
it's time seven there one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, but is that eighteen times seven one hundred and thirty?
But there are humans that have lived that long like
long as well?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Are the old human your human age equals seven dog
years thing turns out to be a bit of a myth.
They don't age at a neat seven to one ratio
to us. They're aging curves more like puppy teenage. And
then it accelerates, so there's a maturity stage and then
it accelerates and their old age comes quick I do,
I guess, but just over a longer period, shorter period.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
How's how's your week's been? Out of ten people, mood excapment.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Well, it's been start off okay. Then the weather and
city has been horrendous this week. It's the worst I've
seen it. Or the junior footy like has been just
on and off for the last month.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Or even longer. We've had a lot of rain.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah shit Monday to Thursday.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
But let me tell you some guys It's Friday, so
I'm starting to feel good Friday. Shoutout to all my
Friya lovers out there, Shout out to them.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I just want to say, people on the road, get
a grip.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh okay, I've had a.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Couple of road rages this last week.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I was settled down. Then Trish, no, not me.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Road rages at me, like driving through a school zone.
This woman was in a people mover like a Torrago
with a child in the front seat, with her hand
on the horn at me going through the school zone.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Eighty no, no, no. I was going about thirty and
it's forty.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But I was staying with the traffic, you know what
I mean, because the traffic cars in front of me.
I'm not going to speed up to the car in
front of me. Some people, she literally she was like
a crazy woman, like it's the argument, but some people
should be put down for controversial.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well, okay, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
That brings us to our introductional question with an asia
yes or.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
No on nutbags. I just want to do a shout
out to a dear friend of mine and say who
it is. He listens to the podcast all the time
and he's had an incredibly tough time of late. I
went up on Friday night to Gosdersl last Friday night.
It was fantastic, had a great time. We had a
great crowd there. Mate, the go by the way is
(04:40):
pumping these days, had extensions and everything, but really good. Anyway,
my dear mate had his two sons there who I'd
never met, and mate, they are great kids. And my
good mate is one of the most beautiful blakes you'd
ever meet. Well well meaning, Well, I leave about life.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I say that he's got to be beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
He left to eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You're a perfect gauge of beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I left at eleven o'clock. Anyway, he wrung me
yesterday and well sorry. A couple of days after after
the Friday night and he said to me, she's had
a bad run of late, And I went what happened?
And he said, well, when we left the RSL, I
was going home with the two boys, and one of
his sons went, hey, Dad, can we just go through
(05:23):
McDonald's to get some deep So yeah, So they park
and they walk into McDonald's and when they get to
McDonald's there's a well known person there who apparently has
just come out of jail. He was carrying on like
a menace and he hit my dear friend from behind,
knocked him, knocked him completely out. He was out for
a fit a long time. He's two boys thought he
(05:45):
was dead and he'd taken straight to the hospital and people.
He just got out of hospital. He was involved in
a really very he was very lucky to be alive.
He was in a minibus that had a terrible accident
in the Hunter.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Valley a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
A couple of people who are schoolmates of mine. One
of them was intensive care and he was incredibly lucky.
Gets out of hospital, goes to the Gosford as we
have a fantastic night, and some fucking idiot kings hits
him from behind him. McDonald's, I mean feeding, and how's
your mate holding up? Now? Is he good? He's been rattled,
but he's out of hospital. He's he's out of hospital.
(06:23):
But man, he's incredibly lucky. Okay, let's change the mood.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
That's what And Matthew, what you're sending is is a
great message. It's a great message out there. I don't
know what exactly the message is or who's going to
be received by. But it's good awareness, that's right.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
There shouldn't be f wits out there.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
And if you see f wis on the street or
there are keen hitting people in McDonald's, you hit them.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
That's not the message.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Or good people alert, good people bind together and look
after each other. That's what we have to do now.
Question this week Trish was is.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well on the back of last week Jack mentioning that
he wore a man suit who he believes had passed
away for his Mad Monday cost.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Year he had died.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well, we don't know that.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Listener now through a cis one because what clothes would
you like to be buried in?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's actually great one?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, thanks, I love it. I want to be I
want tuxedo, tixedo txedo. I just thought it's a fun
way to go out.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Now and it looks smooth in the next.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
It some way in the future, zombie apocalypse or whatever,
and I come back to life, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Ready to go. You're well dressed, Like, do you really
want to be a zombie in a tuxedo when you
come back?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I don't know. Look pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I've got a medieval suit of armor. I'm getting buried.
I don't want worms eating my rotting corpse.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I think they'll probably find a crack or two in
their column.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And I think or if they're going to I was thinking,
if if you're going to cremate me, just put me
in an anti flag.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I've always been of the belief that you want people
the last time they see you is how they visualize
you most of their life.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I want to be in a robe because I often
wear roads.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
People probably yes, and I look at they look at
me and they see a robe. I want to be
in a robe. And I also want if, if, if
you guys are still around when I'm dead, Mum and Dad,
but I know I would love you guys to only
put one eye down and the other one. So I'm
winking at everyone and maybe like just lift my hand
(08:31):
up everyone, just everyone can high five me on the.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Way through bush Rangers back in the day, like Ned
Kelly and Captain Thunderbolt, they actually taught themselves to do that.
They used to sleep with one eye open so that
people who were going past thought they literally thought they
were awakened.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Who's Captain Thunderbolt? Mate?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
He was? He was a famous superhero bush ranger. They
all had certain names. His name was so Ned Kelly,
which is a very thunderbolt. Yeah, I think Captain Sunder
I think it was just thunderbolt they called him. It
was an outlaw.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Sounds like hooks.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Sounds pretty cool to me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It could be the new Marvel. What next week we do?
If you were a bush ranger? What would your name?
But I think we've already married, guys.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I just want to pull you up on a couple
of things. I think I've probably had the greater, unfortunately
experience with death. Now, Cooper, you are assuming you're going
to have an open coffin.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's not the go bro what he can do whatever
he wants.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, people don't do that, Like that's uncommon. So are
you requesting that you want an open I like.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
An open coffin, and like I just requested of it,
preferably within forty eight hours of me dying, so all
the blood isn't out of me.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Well, they do it.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Straight away, funerals, they say take a while.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
They take a while.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
No, no, no, no, I've got a bit of a.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Drained the floid out of your ass.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I know, stop it.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
If you are in crypted, like my mum and dad
were encrypted. They drain your body of fluids, and.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, you don't have their encrypts, right, So these are
your choices.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
You can be buried in the ground in your coffin,
you can be cremated, or you can be encrypted.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I think they'd be only three ones. Now.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You're not allowed to do it to legal there's a
so when you're put in a crypt, it's a whole
legal process. Like and if you want an open coughing
for a viewing, that has to be done the day
before because a plumber, a certified plumber, has to come
and seal the coffin the day.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Before, the day before, so I said it the day
before I die, No, the day.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Before the funeral ceremony. And then when the crypt is
putting in.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So I know a good plumber around. So something happens
and someone's to do it pretty cheap.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Too, and he's an expensive way.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I'd like.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I'd like an open coffin, I think, and I think
you got your road.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I like the idea for I'm in my pajamas my
favorite things, like I can't wait until it's a reasonable
time in the afternoon so I can get my pajamas
on him in the winter.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And at the moment, I'm.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Rolling with my Taylor Swift long sleeve top because it's
just so comfy.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
The fabrica is incredible.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I had a dream about Taylor. I had because I
do breakfast radio, guys. Actually, when I come home, I
do like an hour and a half nap. I just
had the craziest before we recording this party, the craziest
dream about Taylor Swift before really, so I was it
was Christmas time and for some reason, I was in
the Travis Kelcey, like the Kelsey household. So like Travis,
Jason and the dad, We're all sitting on the couch
(11:44):
over there, and we were all watching some sort of
Christmas movie that the Kelsey family had filmed, like they
were watching a Christian and I'm in there and me
and Taylor were on the other couch and we were
sharing a blanket, and like Travis was over there with
his dad and brother and they're like mucking around like
sort of all things, and.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Taylor was just like talking about him. She was like,
look at these fucking guys. And I was like, dude,
do you want to get out of here? I woke
up and it was so real.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Were you cracking on?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
No, I don't know connotation or your brother and sisterly
love sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh, do you know what?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I don't know from her, I can't speak from her perspective.
I cannot speak from Taylor's perspective. But from my perspective,
I woke up and I was like feeling well, there
was something. There was something there, like there were sparks
and it was actually I was wigging out for a bit.
When we have a dream, it's so real you literally
will get out for like twenty minutes afterwards.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I had the same dream with last night Strange, the
same dream about Denimonode last night. They were in the
Minogue House. No, we're having a good time, and I
was with the blanket. Do you know what I think?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
What were you doing under the blanket?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh, don't worry, it's what stays in the Minogue What
happens at the Minogue House stays in the Minogue House.
We all know we're going to allude to that.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We might go into the bullshit story of you know
mate over that one.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Joey was good, but I could have gone to Kylie
and I was. She was feeding me asparagus.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
And I was like, yeah, there are so many holes
in that story because we were always like, so, why
didn't you like stay and hang out with it together?
Because all the boys were downstairs on level one of
the nightclub, And I said, look, Kylie, you seem like
an awesome girl, but I gotta go hang out with
my mate. If you know Joey, he would disappear on
you in a heartbeat if you had.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
A better option. Yeah, yeah he did. Yeah, I did
do that. Went to the movies last week, Trisha and
I and our neighbor Anthony Skulgs Skogamillio across the road
to see Weapons. I recommend it. It's fantastic film, horror thriller.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, I don't know, Matt. I found it funnier than
I found it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I didn't laugh once in the movie. I found it suspenseful, trilling.
I will say this people just to shout out, don't
go to the movies with two Italians and sitting between Trish,
you and Skogs are just cheated chatters. I was sitting
between yours and I thought, you guys talking to me
or talking to each other. I feel like we're just
(14:10):
chatting along. Oh yeah, look at that and it's gone,
what do you and I'm going, do you remember, because
this is a rhetorical conversation, do.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You remember if there was an Old Family Guy episode
and there was like something that God placed in the
universe that if someone says a specific sentence, the world
will like blow up and annihilate. And the sentence was
they figured out it was, Oh my god, jeez, that
Italian family on the table next to us is awfully quiet.
(14:39):
That was very good.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You rocketed to the leader board in this, but it
was it actually got to the point that I made
up a reason. I went, oh, my legs, I'm gonna
stretch my legs actually moved away. Did you get off them? Even?
I love Skog but just in between, you know, they're
just chatting across me. I just can't train me like
(15:04):
five times. Oh he just I just missed him. Let
me ring him back.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So that weapons that's the barbarian career.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
The same guy who made.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Barbarian any job than barbarian, I prefer barbarians.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Harry, Hello, going on, Hey, we're on the podcast. You're
currently on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
There'd be a bloody emergency.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Is that calling your problem? Yeah? But what do you
what is this something you unique?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Because we're literally like twenty minutes into a family podcast,
you can say hi to the listeners.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Hello everyone. Usually when I call you six times, I
think that you actually put that.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
But do you need anything or what are you reading
me for?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
You want to hang out?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
So Dad will Dad will hang moment after the podcast. Okay,
I'll give you all right, love you, love you to Harry,
Love you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Can we looks different? It's a different time and sometimes
with like the boy's grandparents, like Gaz, so Harry's half
Chinese half Chinese, right, and.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
He's been one of the best mate since she's seven.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
So Gaz met him years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Put McCrory for their.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Football on a second, So who's telling it? Because I
feel like there's three story.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Telling that doesn't know no, no, but let Dad tell
it and if he has any professions, correct him afterwards.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, but basically what it is, Gazz calls Harry little
Charlie chan. Yeah, he forgot his name.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
He forgot he forgot his name at one stage, and
then he goes.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Where's your where's your little mate? Where's your little mate?
And Harry has Harry is the funniest player.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
And he goes, I don't know, and he goes, little
little Charlie, what little.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Charlie, Little Charlie, champ Gaz.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
His name is Harry, all right, And ever since then
he just calls him Charlie, even when Gas probably didn't
see him for five years after that. And Gas came
down and seen this and that has was he just
come in from a surf and he was sitting at
our house out the front and he.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Goes, hey, Gaz, there he goes, Charlie, here you going well?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Under you a funny man? What else is going on? Guys?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Me and Jack actually had a little night over in
the East Side singing karaoka.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
With a couple of Wallabies.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Boys.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah to the opposite, he are you the enemy?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
They were? Yeah, they were the enemy until they didn't
become the enemy, and no more.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Were they Drew Mitchell, Yeph Wallaby and Adam Ashley Cooper,
two terrific blokes, mutual friends of one of our mates,
Louisa Daldon from the We Me and World podcast and
on Triple M. Afternoons these days, she was out having
a drink and them she said, boys come over we're
doing karaoke the robin Hood, which is actually Joey's Joey's local.
(17:55):
He goes up there sometimes sing karaoke.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
We got up to other things. I reckon.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I couldn't imagine him sing karaoke.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
No, I don't think he'd be singing. He's not much
of a karaoke guy.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Has he ever been a dancer?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
He dances, But has he ever done karaoke with you? No?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Never, He's never done it. Izzy him like, I'm more
like Gail, and Joey's more like Gary. Gary would never
get up and ever dance, and he would never do karaoke.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Joey's a good like love sober. But I've never said no,
so neither do you. But he's never done I like,
there's things you never see, right. You never see mister
wheepy van filling up at a service station. You never
see a pigeon on a on a in a tree,
and you never see Andrew John's doing karaoke.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Never. You never see dead cats. Where do all the
dead cats go? Yeah, if they're okay, sometimes just see
if they're hit, that's just awful. But cats who die
of natural causes where they I asked fletch this live
on our show, and he's said, no, the birds get
them apparently. Really yeah, that's a circle of life.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah, well we anyway, we went sorry, we went up
and did karaoke and I sung me and Lou sung
Drops of Jupiter by Train.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah and not well what I heard that some of.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
The security guard was loving it.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Though.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Who was that guy?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Because you walked in straight away and it was like
you were best mates from the from the get go.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
I maybe I'd met him there before, but he knew
because the Rooster's boys go there quite a bit in
sing heraoke and he knew, like Angus Kriton a couple
of those boys, and he was like, oh, mate, tell
the boys to come down. And he got up and sung.
Remember when he sung gorgeous. He's a security guard working
Robin Hord. Obviously, if you've been around karaoke a long time,
you started to pick up ten sees.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Bloody hell. He had a good voice. Bloody hell. This
security guard could see did.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
He really been a plant?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
You might not really have been a security guard, but
he might have been the what do you call it?
You know when you plant people in an audience to
motivate people what party started.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
If you like you could be I suppose if you
were at a security guard at a karaoke place, you'd
have to have a little bit of like of a
eybe around.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Absolutely, So that was on the Friday, right, I've got
another yard what I did on Saturday. So me and
Charlie just pause for one second.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I'm going to put something out there. The way you're
dressed at the moment, and your haircut and your demeanor.
My god, you like Leam Gallagher. You say chan Tatum.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Why do you keep saying leon like Liam?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And Liam Gallagher? Liam, Liam galligher the other one.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You look, why do you say masturbate.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Because that's the way I say it?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And why do you masturbate because that's the way the cookie.
You are a mix between Liam Gallagher and Nikita Zoo.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Really more than the Zoo? Well yeah, you have the
same eyes.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
That's funny because Jack's partner out there said I looked
like Magic Mike before.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I'm pretty sure she did.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
She did when I was dancing in front of her.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
She said, you resemble something the other goonies that creature.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Tell me, can you tell the listeners what you found
in my dirty washing the other day.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I'm not another dil though.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I wasn't in your jetty washing.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
It was in the dryer, and I didn't know if
it came from the load before I put your towels in.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
But there was only my washing in the towels.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, and one pair of underpants ladies girls?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
And who's were they?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Gems?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Jack's partner Jam? What's she been doing around?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Obviously left in the dry from the previous load.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
All I'm saying is Jack, you keep Jam out of
my room. I don't like and I know when I'm
not there, she likes to go in and smell my
sheets like that. But I'm telling you right now, if
I see her in there smelling my budget smugglers one
more time, I'm going to lose my freaking ships.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
A movie about a stalker. Last night, we're at the
Storker where he was like he went back to a
house while she was out and he was sucking on
a toothbrush and there was like there was like a
wine glass with lipstick and he was like licking that. Yea,
drinking people can actually be freaky weirders. What's that movie?
What's the one where the really hard core one that
(22:01):
was out last year won the Academy.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Awards, Salt Solburn.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeahn there's a couple of heavy scenes drinking the bath water.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh, is that a stalker? One?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Not a stalker, but it's like just freaky stuff, Like
he just does some weird.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Bag on weapons. I suggested, And Jack just mentioned the
movie Goonies and Josh Brolin is in Weapons. Do you
know Josh Brolin's first of a role was in He's
a child actor. He was, he was one of the
kids in Goonies. He always looks like he's got that
big buff head. I can't imagine him.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
As he's got a strong head, like he's been a
lot of villains in movies because he's got that real
aggressive Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Is he still married to Mini Driver Couber?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Can you just check with that brain?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And mother in law is Barbara Streisan, Oh wow, stepmother? Sorry, married.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Driver and getting a lot of golf clubs come up there.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Mini Drivers was in Good Wool Hunting and then yeah, yeah,
gorgeous looking girl, nice smile, yeah, smiles everything. Can I
get back to my story? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
On the Saturday you got so side joke on the
Saturday I went to with Harry, who just rang. We
went to a Ladies Day at the Mossman Wales Rugby
Union Club. One of our mates was playing union there
and they do a Ladies Day once a year where
they raise money for breast cancer awareness.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Right to the ladies play union, they don't play.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
They do a halftime sprint though for they hold a
hand but a like expensive handbag at the fifty meter line.
They also go to the trail and the first one
to get there and grab the handbag gets it. Anyway,
they're raising money for brest cancer awareness. Right, it's a
big thing for ladies. So I rock upright and one
of our mates is actually selling the tickets at this place,
and I think because Tris survived breast cancer, and I thought,
(23:47):
you know what, breast cancer awareness is an important thing.
I'm an advocate for breast cancer awareness. I am going
to buy some tickets. So I bought some tickets, not
expecting to win the raffle what But anyway the raffle
comes around. I win the second prize. Second prize was
pretty good. It was like a five hundred dollar vouch
of somewhere. So I strut up and I'm going up
to get it. Little to my knowledge, the bloke who
(24:08):
had sold me the tickets, I told little he didn't tell.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Me the blokes could win. Oh, I go up.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
The chicks are like, who's this bloke? And I go
up to give him my ticket and the guy on
the MIC's like, dudes can't win. And I was like what,
and he's like, it's called ladies Day and then laughed
at me, threw my ticket down, and as I walked back,
all the ladies are like shaking their head like this guy.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And I was so rattled. That's discrimination and that's what
I wanted to write a letter so.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
The so I said, like, if what's the point of
me donating? If I can't win something you.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Want to win, you're a winner.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
And then you know what, at the same time, why
couldn't you then go, okay, take it and give it
to a woman in the audience.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's what I tried.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
I tried to give my ticket away to someone else,
and then he said, no, you're a man.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's where how do you know.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Excuse me in today's society. I object to you saying that.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
I said, boy, I got feminine energy. You ain't seen
me in the sheet a very submissive lover, very sub
You're on top, babe, but shout out to because we
had a heap of potty listeners up at the Bosmon
Whales game. So many listeners coming up and the girl
(25:15):
that won it after me, they did a redraw. She
come up and gave it to me, gave me the voucher.
She was like, she come up, Yeah, and they asked
me to shout them out. She asked me to shout
out there like group chat name mohidos or just mehidos,
mehidos alco tell.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Me that you did give it back to her?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
No way find as keepers I won that.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What's the voucher for?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Then?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It was four.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
It's like a three year membership at a like a
pretty cool place.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
What that's going to play?
Speaker 5 (25:44):
He doesn't give us The top is no.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It is called Ron's tie Massage, Damn's magic fingers.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Magic magic hands, magic fingers.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's been around for a long time. How's Drew Mitchell
as Adam actually Cooper Gallon boys there go and he
listens over in the east and listens in.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
The Yeah, heaps yea, heaps a bartenders.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
All the bartenders were We're all listening bartenders. We are
the podcast choice for alcoholics.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Mitch Coop from Anchor Security, So our man Mitch. So
there's a funny yarn, right. So when I was there's
this ankor security gets around Sydney and there's a guy
he's my guy essentially. I've known him as a security guard,
Mitch since probably we were like sixteen, and he was
he was even like security for like these house parties
(26:38):
that like we wouldn't get into. But Marfu my good mate,
I'll talk about all the time. He listens to the
podcast week Mafu, the Namen local has been getting snuck
into places by Mitch for years, right, like house parties whatever.
But now he's moved on to another agency so it
doesn't matter and he's much more professional now.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Yes, he's actually with a security company now that they
do all our manly games. So I got to know
Mitch like through they travel with us, owns it. They
were private.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Security for me. Look after every time we every time
we lost things, Like he does an event, whether it's
a footy or whether he's at like you know, at
some parble over the weekend, we walk into this where
we're at the Paddington in I believe. Then we went
up to the little brigade was something brigade brigade they
walk in there, go upstairs. Who's sitting there doing security
(27:23):
on the top level? There is our man is such
a good blow champion. If you ever see a bold
headed security guard somewhere in Sydney, just say Mitch and
if it's him, slap him up.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Dangerous.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh yeah, dangerous.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
There are so many bold security you'll see dangerous, Dave.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
If if you watch, if you watch the boxing on
Wednesday night leading the kid a zoo into the ring,
that's that's our man. That's my man.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Dangerous, dangerous. He is a dangerous he is dangerous. To
let me see he's he can fight, bro.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I seen him so this. I'd love to see him
come at me. I'll give him a taste of search
and destroy the left of the Hey, I've got something
for you. This might interest you. Guys. Right the band
you too?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
You heard of them.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Hook Hook and how do you know how they got
their name?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
So Edge and Bonner. I've heard them talk about this
before they walk into a bar. You too, do it?
Do the joke?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Do you remember that that year for every episode you
told the YouTube joke for old potty listeners. They were
Dad used to tell this YouTube joke regame Edg and
Boner walk into a bar and the bartender says.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
How not you two again?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
And he told it for ten weeks, like literally from
January to December.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Every podcast he told it and then got funnier. But
this one, how you two came about? Edge and Bonner
in like the late teens in the early twenties were unemployed.
They're on the doll and in Ireland when you apply
for unemployment benefits you fill out a YouTube form. That's
(28:57):
where it comes from. And there's the same form in
Great Britain and it's called the UB forty four and
UB forty were named after that unplayed form as well,
So you two and U B forty they've got it from.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I love that bit of trivia.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
What's your favorite UB forty songs? Red Red, Red, Red,
Grind It's really good. I like drinking, you know, Kingston Town.
I was just that's mine. I was just about to
say it. Kingston Town is good. It's very reggae.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
You put it on.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
So that's the closest, so the closest link to reggae
music is like scar music and Northern England music. They
call it blonde hair, blonde hair, blue eyed soul. That
reguye reggae field.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Is that dance to it?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah? Oh that's yeah. Yeah, like.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
I like yeah, I like Big Mountain.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Baby, I love you.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Myself. Yeah, se pirates sting on like one.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
All that sort of ship layer once was a ship
that sailed the sea?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
The name of a ship?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Was it cutting or be that one?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Speaking of speaking of bizarre things, can I go into
my segment today?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, Jack's come up with a quiz today. Yeah, I've
come up with a quiz.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Now, let me read it. Let me tell you guys,
this comes then give me a ship. Two weeks about
this segment, he thinks it's not going to work. Okay,
I think it is going to work. You're going to
get it. Didn't it wasn't gonna work.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I just said he could never explain it to me
in a way that made sense.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
So here we have.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I've done.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
It's a pop culture quiz. I've got six questions for you,
all right, winner, it takes all you call in with
your name, I'm going to give you a name or nickname, right,
within five seconds. You've got to give me two people
in popular culture that match. Now, my example one is
here for you. All right, So example okay, question one.
(31:02):
I'm going to go buzz and if Cooper goes me.
But you've got got five seconds to come up with
two people.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Buzz Rothfield, Buzz light Year. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
The other one you could do, you good, buzz Aldron,
you could do buzz Manamara. You know anyone in popular culture.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
He's the boss of Fox Cricket.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Cricket is an old cricketer.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Let's he's on six and out, he's in sixty.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So we just call it.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
No calling it.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
He just called your name. Yeah, and one turn only.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
First one beetlejuice.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Matt, Oh, what a I chumpion? That for bettle juice?
Bettle juice?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Who's next? Be I don't know one?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
No, no, not, I don't even know. No.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Isn't there only one beetle juice?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I don't know there's beetle juice from the Our Man
from The Howard Show Regular Howard Stern Regular Show.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, there's two.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Didn't Dad just say bettle juice and little juice?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
He did?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Actually, I guess I'll give you that he's got to
be specific. No, you need to find that question right
second one second one here scrap that.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Don't say someone's full mat That's like saying Maddie John's
and then.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Maddy john estate agent.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
All right. Next one is.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
The rock YEP Matt yep, Uh, Rocky Balboa and Rock Hudson.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
But you said the Rock you know, yeah, Jack, You're
you're very bad at the like.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
So I would say one, I'd say the Rock in
San Francisco, the JA That's what I had, and then
I John and I would say and I would say
the Rock Gran Johnson.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
So I get that point.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Matt, No, you don't know the Rock.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
You didn't say Rock.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
This is your last chance. If you wonder, I've been
putting ship on this thing. If you messed this one up,
you would not only would not be able to do
a quiz again, you wouldn't even have your mic turned
up again.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
US smack you.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Next one is Jerry Yeah Cooper.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Jerry Seinfield, Jerry Springer.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Cooper's Cooper and Matthew rock Well passed. Now you didn't
call your name out first took.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Next one is Drake Cooper, go on you Drake from
Drake and Josh and Drake the singer.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Well done, Cooper, John's is leading.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
And if you don't know what Drake and Josh is that,
that's because you're an old piece of ship.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Drake, do you actually know what it is? Five?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Okay? Children, Hulk, Cooper, matt I'm giving it to.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
You the Hulk and Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yes, well done, log So Cooper, Trish is out, Matthew
and Cooper comes down to the last one.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Actually, if I want to answer, I will be Are you.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Ready test of IQ? Okay, you're Out's Flash Cooper, the Flash, the.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Running Superhero and Flash Gordon.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Yeah done.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
I like the idea that you've done going forward when
you do something as specific as like beetlejuice and there's
like case you know.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, just well, I need to find let's bring Trish
back into the game. Here predicament of the week, and
it's only directed at Trish. We can help her out.
Oh okay, independent woman, Okay, good luck. When you're must
ran over there, someone's getting there. I'm sorry to beef
(34:39):
that someone.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Don't edit it out, beep it because I want everyone
to hear this reaction that we've just said. That is
the most inappropriate thing you've ever said in your.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Daughter was thinking. I was trying to think of another word.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
All I will see is I can feel the tension
in the air right now.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well, let's do this, because she gone did the What
am I talking like from from Oklahom? Sound like a
large Southern woman. Okay, here we go, Trish. There's five
million dollars there for you. You have to take it. It's yours,
but you've got to do one of You've got to
(35:17):
do one of four things.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay, you got to pick boys sane. Yeah, Okay, five
million dollars, Trish, it's yours. You've gotta do one of
fourth things. Slect Select one. Number one, cut off three
fingers on your right hand.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
That's hard, such aness.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yes, thanks, Number so, cut off three fingers in your
right hand. Number two, cut off four toes on your
right foot.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I'm a good runner to tave me like an in you.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
I've never seen you.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Number three swim fifty meters in Olympic pool full of
horse urine. Oh that's a that's smart.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I could do that.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Can id the fingers and toes? Is that for a lifetime?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, once they're gone.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
They're gone, Bram, Sorry, we're not read to action.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeap swim fifty meters pool for horse urine.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, I'm good with that.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
And the horse has got hepatitis. And the last one,
the last one is sleep with a ninety five year
old man. Come on, a b C or do you
which one? No? No, I'm swimming on.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
No, I'm swimming. I'm swimming in the pool of urine.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And what's what's this for? Do you fill?
Speaker 4 (36:27):
So?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Are you really sure you would switch? Because you might
not survive that fifty meters in horse urine?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Do you fifty meters and it's done?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
What do you mean because your hepatitis of.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Urine not swallowing? Well, now I'm swimming fifty horse urine.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Well that's a shame. I've got ninety five year old
men out of the front. It's all right, done, go
to Beryl. It's fine. Gazz drove all the way down
from to make one bone mate.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
It says you would be very difficult to die from
hepatitis color.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah. Well wait for this. I'm not going to I'm
not going to mention this. But there was a guy
and an NRL player in the seventies who took on
a bet after a game once and scowled a schooner
of another player's urine, and actually Nelly died, got hepatitis
and like basically never.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Played in the Yeah, but I think drinking another person
during it is a problem.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Apparently, Well you're not drinking.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
There's something about someone else's urine.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Apparently, Yeah, it's you can drink your own, but there
someone else's reading this.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Have you ever drink your own? Have you ever had
a little taste?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
It's brushed like, it's brushed in.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I don't think I've swallowed it.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (37:46):
It's brushed like it's it's somehow gotten in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Sometimes sometimes if if you've got if you're like super
like you need a piss, real bade, if you're at
a ye urine peanut and you're urinal and it just
rockets out, it can they can be flashback?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Not, I very rarely can splash a way out to
your face. But Cooper, you know I imagine that one once
or twice it has in your life.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, body fluid, You ever thought sever little
tastes of that? Neither, there's only like.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
There's not many other bodily fluids.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Okay, here's another one. Do you ever actually get your
backside or in between the things and just give a
little smell?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Yeah? Do?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeh? Yeah, you know you do, little boy.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah, well, I think we've spun this on here before.
We don't bring it back up. But yes, I used
to be called sniffer.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Run the finger through the groove, smell the fingers, credit
cards white, and make your master card. I'm a seven
year old kid.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
I only got either of those yet.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
I used to be called sniffer as a young child. Okay,
I've grown out of that habit. Sure Does that mean
I've never.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Done it in the last twelve months or sometimes just
good to know your hygiene. Just go a little bit down.
They give it a taste. You're not bad.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
It's like it's like it's like a nice wine.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
It's just wine tasting. Yeah, you know, a little scratch
and sniff and then you know you can somebody had
you can pie for later on to try my pin
and noir. I taste blackberries. It's so weird, you know what,
like a woody.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Flavor, peppery.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
There's hints of grapes, dirt.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I was watching.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
I was watching this video the other day of somebody
tasting wine and like sort of going through and they're like, oh,
this one's got high tannins or low tannins, and they
able to identify the actual berries that they use, like
blackberries or raspberries.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I think I could possibly do that.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Pints of chocolate they yeah, yeah, they're very good peppery.
I went to school with school. If he is one
of the got he is recognized around the world as
one of the world's finest palettes.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
However, with the worst teeth.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
However, he can't clean his teeth because it will corrupt
his palate, so we can't tell. He looks like he
looks like sort of lad the impaler.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
That's not worth it to me.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
Are you saying he can't he can't clean his teeth
at all, But how shortly after a wine tasting your
ladder clean rinse.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
It with water. He can't do it. He can't. He
can't use toothpaste, it will corrupt his palate.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
So you're saying all of us toothpaste uses. Our palette
has been corrupted by toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
And we're the people that are buying the wine.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
So what are we doing.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Do you know what I mean? Doesn't make sense?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Really well, it does. What I'll do, I'll try to
organize himum and Dad see him all the time, try
to get him on the podcast, come in and talk
talk about wine and his journey into plant country.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
That would be really really good, that'd be interesting.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
It's actually a really good idea, Dad. That's the That's
the one of.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
The first.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
You've got to understand, is it. Jack and Cooper are
constantly at Matt. He'll suggests thatthing. Can they poo poo?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
And it's become a bit of a bone of content. Well,
I'll say this, you know, I'm a bit over them too.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I'm thinking I've got a recommendation. Is the very fact
that trishmy you and I are going to Newcastle on
a sad day and look, there's still some tickets left,
but it's it's almost to sell out. I'm MC or
ring master, so to speak. On the Craig Johnston, the
Craig Johnston story, it's like he gets up John I
(41:33):
on stage video clips everything about his amazing life and
all the ups and downs.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Everything, and what's that called the Newcastle Workers Club?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
What's that called Panthers.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
That is the next I think it's next center, but
where we try.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
To get accommodations so hard, So we're going to stay
at the y m c A. But I'm not going
to make a song and dance about it.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
So two questions, how long had you been saving? That format?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Best six minutes?
Speaker 5 (42:01):
And the second question ring master? Are you wearing like
a ring master's outfit?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I wish he would want a middle so I said,
the next nice shirt, but John O's it would be
very very good. His story is just it's the best
story in Australian sports. Is kind of is it kind
of musical? Musically? Yeah, they've got they've got a band
there who played Beatles songs and Coultures songs and all
that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Yeah, okay, give us, give us a Beatles or Cold
song and we'll sing it out.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
The band are going to do a Beatles medley when
he talks about his time.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
In Liverpool, but give me a Beatles song. And then
to round out the potioso, we're still got some more
to talk.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I just want to know now hello goodbye? You see
how you say hello? And are you saying goodbye? Eight
days a week?
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Everyone everyone's still in Italy and Greece and now the
snow in case everybody go for mine. I had to
go to Italy for a conference and she her husband
talking to the airport and he said, and she said,
I was anything, you want me to bring it back?
And he's like, oh, and a nice Italian girl would
(43:14):
be nice, and she laughs and it's like, yeah, yeah,
whatever did. And then she goes and she comes back.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
He picks her up from the airport and how's the conference?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
She went, really really good, but thanks, Yeah, it was
really really good.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
And he's gone, and what about my little presence? And
she goes, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
And he goes, you know, the yeah, I asked for
an Italian girl, And she sort of gave him a
bit of a sly grin and she went, oh, well
I did what I could, but we just have to
wait nine months and see if it's a girl.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Oh so she cheated on it. That was a joke.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Halfway through that I was going, is she telling a
real story?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
During it was a mile prostitute she had sex with,
or just someone she met at.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
A bar, some hot Italian guy.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
What's one of the scenes like in Italy what I
haven't been scene excellent that well nightlife, like, are.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
You very happening? Oh yeah, quite mad.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
I heard the Italian guys very very creepy to all
the women, like it's a place where women go and
they get all the attention. They're almost aggressively.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yet on a scale of Scotland to Thailand, where's it sitting.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I'd say close the Closer movie. I don't okay, what's
for us? I've got a.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Shout out first to two friends of the podcast that
are playing their three hundred and fiftieth game this weekend,
Benny hunt Doza playing out of the Broncos and Dali
Cherry Evans fifty games.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
For mainly they are there's only.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Four other players that have ever played three hundred and
fifty NRL.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Games, So they both this weekend, both this weekend they came.
I don't correct me.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
They might have debuted because they were great mates even
growing up they played against each other. Again, Yeah, they're
the same, almost the same age. They might have even
debuted the same year.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
So it's pretty incredible, pretty crazy that. Yeah, yeah, they're
very type mat fact for you.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Right checked that the other four players, Cameron Smith four
hundred and twenty four in our row games. Kronk three
hundred and seventy two. Coop's played that many, Darren Lockeer
three fifty five and the great Terry Lamb three hundred
and fifty exactly.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, what a player he was. And you think about
the year he played you know where the Thuggery and
he was only a little bloke mate, he was what
a champion. Paul, great guy, Paul Beaver three hundred and
forty nine. He was so close, but we played but
another one hundred and twenty in England. Yeah, lucky they
don't count.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Did get on he went?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, he went to Catalan and played at Bradford.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
And even Paul Gallon three hundred and forty eight was close.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Scale that's good.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Ben Hunt two thousand and nine. He debuted for the
Broncos two years later, Jerry in twenty eleven. Cherry doesn't
get injured often.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah, And that's the thing with those players like Cameron.
Did he Smith? Did he ever have like a bad injury?
Speaker 5 (45:53):
Most I ever saw twenty twenty he scored a try
against the Newcastle Knights and I think it was a
nai too. Came from the far wing, chased him down.
Smithy scored and did his ac joint and he missed
three weeks. That was actually one of the reasons.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
I debuted, because he like he was out. Imagine then
the team shoot went in the opposition, guys, guys, prepare yourself.
Smith out john Z.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
But I actually heard I was talking to smithe about
not longer. I think that three or four week period
was the most he ever missed that long, which is
which is not like competeer you.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Run into Smithy. Do you speak to Smithy.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
The other week?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, it's to be with him the other week. Him
and his wife Barb. Good to see them again. Yeah,
they're good. Laugh, They're very funny. I'd like to see
him involved with the Titans. He could do a hell
of a job there in some way shape awful. Yeah,
I reckon.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
There'll be a time when Smithy does return sort of
back to doing something in the NFL coaching.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
He was looking to be assistant with Kevy on the
Ashes store, but he's he said, na, no, it's been
a long year going to say with the with the
family understand that. Yeah, he's an assistant. Damn.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
Yeah, I don't think Kevy wants anyone that's shorter than him.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
A fun fact for your right now, poor old yuck
fun fact for your okay, Guess how many field goals
Benny Hunt has had in his career through and fifty games. No,
I don't think he's kicked any one. For Saint George.
Guess how many cherries had in his career.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Eight. You didn't even let me get he was going
to say twenty eight. Oh jeez, it's you know what else?
Speaker 5 (47:33):
I just got one last thing because we had I
had a heap of message this week.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
People remember when back in the day.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
He used to do Tip of the Week'd give a
horse tip. A lot of people asking for it again
for some reason. Why Randwick Race four this Saturday. So
when this comes out tomorrow, Race four number three, Bundina,
it's coming out of barrier seven. Natural willas on it Bundina.
If you don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
When last weekend, I don't know. I think it did
came third. Nash rides more than just one.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Horse I'm not thinking of.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
It's a small suburb down Crimelin, just across the just
across the way, and I'm got to tip this week
just on Gatfield. Don't take a defense coop just on
Gatfield dogs to beat the storm in Melbourne. Wow, I'll
remind you of.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
It potentially, don't you not the way with her punting,
don't you worry? Got a past when it comes to
a little bit of she's got splashing on the dogs.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
He's got a bad past, a bad past. Man. She
was a bad woman. That's why. That's that's why that's
still working, because she has lost all.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
They make good choices.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
People.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Are you singing a bat or some there's there's not
that many.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Am I going to get? Am I going to get
secondhand embarrassment?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
The time that I was born? I got a good one. Horrible.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary
comes to me.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
And the cat's mewing, everyone.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Speaking words of wisdom. Let it be, Jack, you sing
one verse. This is Uncle Joey's family in my darkness.
She is standing right in front of me, sing one verse,
Shine until tomorrow. Just this is the next word, and
then I'll let it be. That's good, Let.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
It be, Let it be. You're good than that.
Welcome to the John's Family Podcast for another week. Guys,
everyone out there is doing good man? The wet weather,
what about it?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I've never been so cold, can you tell ye?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Look at you all rugged up, cut on your leg legs.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I should say, everyone, Meet Harriet.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Everyone's Harriet.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
She's never been in the podcast before.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
She's been forced here against her.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Will, shaking. She hasn't been well. We think she had
a little mini strokes.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
After years of neglect. Now she's the only pet left
and they put all of their love into her after
years of not even looking at her.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
She kind of brushed us once we got.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Harry actually refers to the Charlie years as the dark years.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
The doctor there were initially they have been pretty good mates. Actually,
and when when when Charlie passed, she was to see
she was little, she.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Was lost because Harriet's first best friends were our border colligues,
Jimmy and Ellery.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And she used to think she a dog. And she'd
sit behind.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The gate at her old place and race races to
the front door with the dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And I was like, honey, you know you can jump.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Now she thinks she's trish. She just sits there winding
all day now and yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She had a shitting and sleep and.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
She had a stroke the other day and she she
lost that, yeah controller, and I'm pretty sure trishas did
as well, because they both lost pretty bad control of
their bladder control.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And Harriet just urinated everywhere.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
And the funny thing about that incident was that I
was asleep, Dad and Jack were visibly watching it happen,
and rather than sort of like deal with it, deal.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
With it all.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I I remember I was waking up sort of in
the sleep and all like it. Here was someone, get Trish?
Where's Trish? And Trisha had her headphones on taking the
bins out or mowing the lawn because.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Tell them to get her a break and come here.
Now we like concerns because she was really funny and
she was stumbling. I thought, oh, I hope you know,
because I mean she's pushing eighteen seventeen.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, well seventeen in September.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Wait, so dog dogs are seven? Is one year?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You know?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's like dog years a seven years. That's inaccurate, is it? Yeah,
that's inaccurate? Said, well, look, I'm in a fact check.
You all an old fact check listeners to say it's true.
How old do you? What do you what? The doggiest thing?
It's impossible because you get there. There's people around that
have dogs that are eighteen years of age, and if
it's time seven there one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, but is that eighteen times seven one hundred and thirty?
But there are humans that have lived that long like
long as well?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Are the old human your human age equals seven dog
years thing turns out to be a bit of a myth.
They don't age at a neat seven to one ratio
to us. They're aging curves more like puppy teenage. And
then it accelerates, so there's a maturity stage and then
it accelerates and their old age comes quick I do,
I guess, but just over a longer period, shorter period.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
How's how's your week's been? Out of ten people, mood excapment.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Well, it's been start off okay. Then the weather and
city has been horrendous this week. It's the worst I've
seen it. Or the junior footy like has been just
on and off for the last month.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Or even longer. We've had a lot of rain.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah shit Monday to Thursday.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
But let me tell you some guys It's Friday, so
I'm starting to feel good Friday. Shoutout to all my
Friya lovers out there, Shout out to them.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I just want to say, people on the road, get
a grip.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh okay, I've had a.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Couple of road rages this last week.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I was settled down. Then Trish, no, not me.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Road rages at me, like driving through a school zone.
This woman was in a people mover like a Torrago
with a child in the front seat, with her hand
on the horn at me going through the school zone.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Eighty no, no, no. I was going about thirty and
it's forty.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But I was staying with the traffic, you know what
I mean, because the traffic cars in front of me.
I'm not going to speed up to the car in
front of me. Some people, she literally she was like
a crazy woman, like it's the argument, but some people
should be put down for controversial.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well, okay, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
That brings us to our introductional question with an asia
yes or.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
No on nutbags. I just want to do a shout
out to a dear friend of mine and say who
it is. He listens to the podcast all the time
and he's had an incredibly tough time of late. I
went up on Friday night to Gosdersl last Friday night.
It was fantastic, had a great time. We had a
great crowd there. Mate, the go by the way is
(04:40):
pumping these days, had extensions and everything, but really good. Anyway,
my dear mate had his two sons there who I'd
never met, and mate, they are great kids. And my
good mate is one of the most beautiful blakes you'd
ever meet. Well well meaning, Well, I leave about life.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I say that he's got to be beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
He left to eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You're a perfect gauge of beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I left at eleven o'clock. Anyway, he wrung me
yesterday and well sorry. A couple of days after after
the Friday night and he said to me, she's had
a bad run of late, And I went what happened?
And he said, well, when we left the RSL, I
was going home with the two boys, and one of
his sons went, hey, Dad, can we just go through
(05:23):
McDonald's to get some deep So yeah, So they park
and they walk into McDonald's and when they get to
McDonald's there's a well known person there who apparently has
just come out of jail. He was carrying on like
a menace and he hit my dear friend from behind,
knocked him, knocked him completely out. He was out for
a fit a long time. He's two boys thought he
(05:45):
was dead and he'd taken straight to the hospital and people.
He just got out of hospital. He was involved in
a really very he was very lucky to be alive.
He was in a minibus that had a terrible accident
in the Hunter.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Valley a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
A couple of people who are schoolmates of mine. One
of them was intensive care and he was incredibly lucky.
Gets out of hospital, goes to the Gosford as we
have a fantastic night, and some fucking idiot kings hits
him from behind him. McDonald's, I mean feeding, and how's
your mate holding up? Now? Is he good? He's been rattled,
but he's out of hospital. He's he's out of hospital.
(06:23):
But man, he's incredibly lucky. Okay, let's change the mood.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
That's what And Matthew, what you're sending is is a
great message. It's a great message out there. I don't
know what exactly the message is or who's going to
be received by. But it's good awareness, that's right.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
There shouldn't be f wits out there.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
And if you see f wis on the street or
there are keen hitting people in McDonald's, you hit them.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
That's not the message.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Or good people alert, good people bind together and look
after each other. That's what we have to do now.
Question this week Trish was is.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well on the back of last week Jack mentioning that
he wore a man suit who he believes had passed
away for his Mad Monday cost.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Year he had died.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well, we don't know that.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Listener now through a cis one because what clothes would
you like to be buried in?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's actually great one?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, thanks, I love it. I want to be I
want tuxedo, tixedo txedo. I just thought it's a fun
way to go out.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Now and it looks smooth in the next.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
It some way in the future, zombie apocalypse or whatever,
and I come back to life, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Ready to go. You're well dressed, Like, do you really
want to be a zombie in a tuxedo when you
come back?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I don't know. Look pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I've got a medieval suit of armor. I'm getting buried.
I don't want worms eating my rotting corpse.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I think they'll probably find a crack or two in
their column.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And I think or if they're going to I was thinking,
if if you're going to cremate me, just put me
in an anti flag.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I've always been of the belief that you want people
the last time they see you is how they visualize
you most of their life.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I want to be in a robe because I often
wear roads.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
People probably yes, and I look at they look at
me and they see a robe. I want to be
in a robe. And I also want if, if, if
you guys are still around when I'm dead, Mum and Dad,
but I know I would love you guys to only
put one eye down and the other one. So I'm
winking at everyone and maybe like just lift my hand
(08:31):
up everyone, just everyone can high five me on the.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Way through bush Rangers back in the day, like Ned
Kelly and Captain Thunderbolt, they actually taught themselves to do that.
They used to sleep with one eye open so that
people who were going past thought they literally thought they
were awakened.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Who's Captain Thunderbolt? Mate?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
He was? He was a famous superhero bush ranger. They
all had certain names. His name was so Ned Kelly,
which is a very thunderbolt. Yeah, I think Captain Sunder
I think it was just thunderbolt they called him. It
was an outlaw.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Sounds like hooks.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Sounds pretty cool to me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It could be the new Marvel. What next week we do?
If you were a bush ranger? What would your name?
But I think we've already married, guys.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I just want to pull you up on a couple
of things. I think I've probably had the greater, unfortunately
experience with death. Now, Cooper, you are assuming you're going
to have an open coffin.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's not the go bro what he can do whatever
he wants.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, people don't do that, Like that's uncommon. So are
you requesting that you want an open I like.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
An open coffin, and like I just requested of it,
preferably within forty eight hours of me dying, so all
the blood isn't out of me.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Well, they do it.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Straight away, funerals, they say take a while.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
They take a while.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
No, no, no, no, I've got a bit of a.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Drained the floid out of your ass.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I know, stop it.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
If you are in crypted, like my mum and dad
were encrypted. They drain your body of fluids, and.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, you don't have their encrypts, right, So these are
your choices.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
You can be buried in the ground in your coffin,
you can be cremated, or you can be encrypted.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I think they'd be only three ones. Now.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You're not allowed to do it to legal there's a
so when you're put in a crypt, it's a whole
legal process. Like and if you want an open coughing
for a viewing, that has to be done the day
before because a plumber, a certified plumber, has to come
and seal the coffin the day.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Before, the day before, so I said it the day
before I die, No, the day.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Before the funeral ceremony. And then when the crypt is
putting in.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So I know a good plumber around. So something happens
and someone's to do it pretty cheap.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Too, and he's an expensive way.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I'd like.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I'd like an open coffin, I think, and I think
you got your road.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I like the idea for I'm in my pajamas my
favorite things, like I can't wait until it's a reasonable
time in the afternoon so I can get my pajamas
on him in the winter.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And at the moment, I'm.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Rolling with my Taylor Swift long sleeve top because it's
just so comfy.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
The fabrica is incredible.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I had a dream about Taylor. I had because I
do breakfast radio, guys. Actually, when I come home, I
do like an hour and a half nap. I just
had the craziest before we recording this party, the craziest
dream about Taylor Swift before really, so I was it
was Christmas time and for some reason, I was in
the Travis Kelcey, like the Kelsey household. So like Travis,
Jason and the dad, We're all sitting on the couch
(11:44):
over there, and we were all watching some sort of
Christmas movie that the Kelsey family had filmed, like they
were watching a Christian and I'm in there and me
and Taylor were on the other couch and we were
sharing a blanket, and like Travis was over there with
his dad and brother and they're like mucking around like
sort of all things, and.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Taylor was just like talking about him. She was like,
look at these fucking guys. And I was like, dude,
do you want to get out of here? I woke
up and it was so real.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Were you cracking on?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
No, I don't know connotation or your brother and sisterly
love sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh, do you know what?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I don't know from her, I can't speak from her perspective.
I cannot speak from Taylor's perspective. But from my perspective,
I woke up and I was like feeling well, there
was something. There was something there, like there were sparks
and it was actually I was wigging out for a bit.
When we have a dream, it's so real you literally
will get out for like twenty minutes afterwards.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I had the same dream with last night Strange, the
same dream about Denimonode last night. They were in the
Minogue House. No, we're having a good time, and I
was with the blanket. Do you know what I think?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
What were you doing under the blanket?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh, don't worry, it's what stays in the Minogue What
happens at the Minogue House stays in the Minogue House.
We all know we're going to allude to that.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We might go into the bullshit story of you know
mate over that one.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Joey was good, but I could have gone to Kylie
and I was. She was feeding me asparagus.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
And I was like, yeah, there are so many holes
in that story because we were always like, so, why
didn't you like stay and hang out with it together?
Because all the boys were downstairs on level one of
the nightclub, And I said, look, Kylie, you seem like
an awesome girl, but I gotta go hang out with
my mate. If you know Joey, he would disappear on
you in a heartbeat if you had.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
A better option. Yeah, yeah he did. Yeah, I did
do that. Went to the movies last week, Trisha and
I and our neighbor Anthony Skulgs Skogamillio across the road
to see Weapons. I recommend it. It's fantastic film, horror thriller.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, I don't know, Matt. I found it funnier than
I found it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I didn't laugh once in the movie. I found it suspenseful, trilling.
I will say this people just to shout out, don't
go to the movies with two Italians and sitting between Trish,
you and Skogs are just cheated chatters. I was sitting
between yours and I thought, you guys talking to me
or talking to each other. I feel like we're just
(14:10):
chatting along. Oh yeah, look at that and it's gone,
what do you and I'm going, do you remember, because
this is a rhetorical conversation, do.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
You remember if there was an Old Family Guy episode
and there was like something that God placed in the
universe that if someone says a specific sentence, the world
will like blow up and annihilate. And the sentence was
they figured out it was, Oh my god, jeez, that
Italian family on the table next to us is awfully quiet.
(14:39):
That was very good.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You rocketed to the leader board in this, but it
was it actually got to the point that I made
up a reason. I went, oh, my legs, I'm gonna
stretch my legs actually moved away. Did you get off them? Even?
I love Skog but just in between, you know, they're
just chatting across me. I just can't train me like
(15:04):
five times. Oh he just I just missed him. Let
me ring him back.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So that weapons that's the barbarian career.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
The same guy who made.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Barbarian any job than barbarian, I prefer barbarians.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Harry, Hello, going on, Hey, we're on the podcast. You're
currently on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
There'd be a bloody emergency.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Is that calling your problem? Yeah? But what do you
what is this something you unique?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Because we're literally like twenty minutes into a family podcast,
you can say hi to the listeners.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Hello everyone. Usually when I call you six times, I
think that you actually put that.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
But do you need anything or what are you reading
me for?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
You want to hang out?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
So Dad will Dad will hang moment after the podcast. Okay,
I'll give you all right, love you, love you to Harry,
Love you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Can we looks different? It's a different time and sometimes
with like the boy's grandparents, like Gaz, so Harry's half
Chinese half Chinese, right, and.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
He's been one of the best mate since she's seven.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
So Gaz met him years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Put McCrory for their.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Football on a second, So who's telling it? Because I
feel like there's three story.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Telling that doesn't know no, no, but let Dad tell
it and if he has any professions, correct him afterwards.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, but basically what it is, Gazz calls Harry little
Charlie chan. Yeah, he forgot his name.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
He forgot he forgot his name at one stage, and
then he goes.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Where's your where's your little mate? Where's your little mate?
And Harry has Harry is the funniest player.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
And he goes, I don't know, and he goes, little
little Charlie, what little.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Charlie, Little Charlie, champ Gaz.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
His name is Harry, all right, And ever since then
he just calls him Charlie, even when Gas probably didn't
see him for five years after that. And Gas came
down and seen this and that has was he just
come in from a surf and he was sitting at
our house out the front and he.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Goes, hey, Gaz, there he goes, Charlie, here you going well?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Under you a funny man? What else is going on? Guys?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Me and Jack actually had a little night over in
the East Side singing karaoka.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
With a couple of Wallabies.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Boys.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah to the opposite, he are you the enemy?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
They were? Yeah, they were the enemy until they didn't
become the enemy, and no more.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Were they Drew Mitchell, Yeph Wallaby and Adam Ashley Cooper,
two terrific blokes, mutual friends of one of our mates,
Louisa Daldon from the We Me and World podcast and
on Triple M. Afternoons these days, she was out having
a drink and them she said, boys come over we're
doing karaoke the robin Hood, which is actually Joey's Joey's local.
(17:55):
He goes up there sometimes sing karaoke.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
We got up to other things. I reckon.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I couldn't imagine him sing karaoke.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
No, I don't think he'd be singing. He's not much
of a karaoke guy.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Has he ever been a dancer?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
He dances, But has he ever done karaoke with you? No?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Never, He's never done it. Izzy him like, I'm more
like Gail, and Joey's more like Gary. Gary would never
get up and ever dance, and he would never do karaoke.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Joey's a good like love sober. But I've never said no,
so neither do you. But he's never done I like,
there's things you never see, right. You never see mister
wheepy van filling up at a service station. You never
see a pigeon on a on a in a tree,
and you never see Andrew John's doing karaoke.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Never. You never see dead cats. Where do all the
dead cats go? Yeah, if they're okay, sometimes just see
if they're hit, that's just awful. But cats who die
of natural causes where they I asked fletch this live
on our show, and he's said, no, the birds get
them apparently. Really yeah, that's a circle of life.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah, well we anyway, we went sorry, we went up
and did karaoke and I sung me and Lou sung
Drops of Jupiter by Train.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah and not well what I heard that some of.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
The security guard was loving it.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Though.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Who was that guy?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Because you walked in straight away and it was like
you were best mates from the from the get go.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
I maybe I'd met him there before, but he knew
because the Rooster's boys go there quite a bit in
sing heraoke and he knew, like Angus Kriton a couple
of those boys, and he was like, oh, mate, tell
the boys to come down. And he got up and sung.
Remember when he sung gorgeous. He's a security guard working
Robin Hord. Obviously, if you've been around karaoke a long time,
you started to pick up ten sees.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Bloody hell. He had a good voice. Bloody hell. This
security guard could see did.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
He really been a plant?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
You might not really have been a security guard, but
he might have been the what do you call it?
You know when you plant people in an audience to
motivate people what party started.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
If you like you could be I suppose if you
were at a security guard at a karaoke place, you'd
have to have a little bit of like of a
eybe around.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Absolutely, So that was on the Friday, right, I've got
another yard what I did on Saturday. So me and
Charlie just pause for one second.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I'm going to put something out there. The way you're
dressed at the moment, and your haircut and your demeanor.
My god, you like Leam Gallagher. You say chan Tatum.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Why do you keep saying leon like Liam?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And Liam Gallagher? Liam, Liam galligher the other one.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You look, why do you say masturbate.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Because that's the way I say it?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And why do you masturbate because that's the way the cookie.
You are a mix between Liam Gallagher and Nikita Zoo.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Really more than the Zoo? Well yeah, you have the
same eyes.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
That's funny because Jack's partner out there said I looked
like Magic Mike before.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I'm pretty sure she did.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
She did when I was dancing in front of her.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
She said, you resemble something the other goonies that creature.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Tell me, can you tell the listeners what you found
in my dirty washing the other day.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I'm not another dil though.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I wasn't in your jetty washing.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
It was in the dryer, and I didn't know if
it came from the load before I put your towels in.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
But there was only my washing in the towels.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, and one pair of underpants ladies girls?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
And who's were they?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Gems?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Jack's partner Jam? What's she been doing around?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Obviously left in the dry from the previous load.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
All I'm saying is Jack, you keep Jam out of
my room. I don't like and I know when I'm
not there, she likes to go in and smell my
sheets like that. But I'm telling you right now, if
I see her in there smelling my budget smugglers one
more time, I'm going to lose my freaking ships.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
A movie about a stalker. Last night, we're at the
Storker where he was like he went back to a
house while she was out and he was sucking on
a toothbrush and there was like there was like a
wine glass with lipstick and he was like licking that. Yea,
drinking people can actually be freaky weirders. What's that movie?
What's the one where the really hard core one that
(22:01):
was out last year won the Academy.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Awards, Salt Solburn.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeahn there's a couple of heavy scenes drinking the bath water.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh, is that a stalker? One?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Not a stalker, but it's like just freaky stuff, Like
he just does some weird.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Bag on weapons. I suggested, And Jack just mentioned the
movie Goonies and Josh Brolin is in Weapons. Do you
know Josh Brolin's first of a role was in He's
a child actor. He was, he was one of the
kids in Goonies. He always looks like he's got that
big buff head. I can't imagine him.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
As he's got a strong head, like he's been a
lot of villains in movies because he's got that real
aggressive Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Is he still married to Mini Driver Couber?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Can you just check with that brain?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And mother in law is Barbara Streisan, Oh wow, stepmother? Sorry, married.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Driver and getting a lot of golf clubs come up there.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Mini Drivers was in Good Wool Hunting and then yeah, yeah,
gorgeous looking girl, nice smile, yeah, smiles everything. Can I
get back to my story? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
On the Saturday you got so side joke on the
Saturday I went to with Harry, who just rang. We
went to a Ladies Day at the Mossman Wales Rugby
Union Club. One of our mates was playing union there
and they do a Ladies Day once a year where
they raise money for breast cancer awareness.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Right to the ladies play union, they don't play.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
They do a halftime sprint though for they hold a
hand but a like expensive handbag at the fifty meter line.
They also go to the trail and the first one
to get there and grab the handbag gets it. Anyway,
they're raising money for brest cancer awareness. Right, it's a
big thing for ladies. So I rock upright and one
of our mates is actually selling the tickets at this place,
and I think because Tris survived breast cancer, and I thought,
(23:47):
you know what, breast cancer awareness is an important thing.
I'm an advocate for breast cancer awareness. I am going
to buy some tickets. So I bought some tickets, not
expecting to win the raffle what But anyway the raffle
comes around. I win the second prize. Second prize was
pretty good. It was like a five hundred dollar vouch
of somewhere. So I strut up and I'm going up
to get it. Little to my knowledge, the bloke who
(24:08):
had sold me the tickets, I told little he didn't tell.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Me the blokes could win. Oh, I go up.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
The chicks are like, who's this bloke? And I go
up to give him my ticket and the guy on
the MIC's like, dudes can't win. And I was like what,
and he's like, it's called ladies Day and then laughed
at me, threw my ticket down, and as I walked back,
all the ladies are like shaking their head like this guy.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And I was so rattled. That's discrimination and that's what
I wanted to write a letter so.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
The so I said, like, if what's the point of
me donating? If I can't win something you.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Want to win, you're a winner.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
And then you know what, at the same time, why
couldn't you then go, okay, take it and give it
to a woman in the audience.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's what I tried.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
I tried to give my ticket away to someone else,
and then he said, no, you're a man.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's where how do you know.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Excuse me in today's society. I object to you saying that.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
I said, boy, I got feminine energy. You ain't seen
me in the sheet a very submissive lover, very sub
You're on top, babe, but shout out to because we
had a heap of potty listeners up at the Bosmon
Whales game. So many listeners coming up and the girl
(25:15):
that won it after me, they did a redraw. She
come up and gave it to me, gave me the voucher.
She was like, she come up, Yeah, and they asked
me to shout them out. She asked me to shout
out there like group chat name mohidos or just mehidos,
mehidos alco tell.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Me that you did give it back to her?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
No way find as keepers I won that.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What's the voucher for?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Then?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It was four.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
It's like a three year membership at a like a
pretty cool place.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
What that's going to play?
Speaker 5 (25:44):
He doesn't give us The top is no.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It is called Ron's tie Massage, Damn's magic fingers.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Magic magic hands, magic fingers.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's been around for a long time. How's Drew Mitchell
as Adam actually Cooper Gallon boys there go and he
listens over in the east and listens in.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
The Yeah, heaps yea, heaps a bartenders.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
All the bartenders were We're all listening bartenders. We are
the podcast choice for alcoholics.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Mitch Coop from Anchor Security, So our man Mitch. So
there's a funny yarn, right. So when I was there's
this ankor security gets around Sydney and there's a guy
he's my guy essentially. I've known him as a security guard,
Mitch since probably we were like sixteen, and he was
he was even like security for like these house parties
(26:38):
that like we wouldn't get into. But Marfu my good mate,
I'll talk about all the time. He listens to the
podcast week Mafu, the Namen local has been getting snuck
into places by Mitch for years, right, like house parties whatever.
But now he's moved on to another agency so it
doesn't matter and he's much more professional now.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Yes, he's actually with a security company now that they
do all our manly games. So I got to know
Mitch like through they travel with us, owns it. They
were private.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Security for me. Look after every time we every time
we lost things, Like he does an event, whether it's
a footy or whether he's at like you know, at
some parble over the weekend, we walk into this where
we're at the Paddington in I believe. Then we went
up to the little brigade was something brigade brigade they
walk in there, go upstairs. Who's sitting there doing security
(27:23):
on the top level? There is our man is such
a good blow champion. If you ever see a bold
headed security guard somewhere in Sydney, just say Mitch and
if it's him, slap him up.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Dangerous.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh yeah, dangerous.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
There are so many bold security you'll see dangerous, Dave.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
If if you watch, if you watch the boxing on
Wednesday night leading the kid a zoo into the ring,
that's that's our man. That's my man.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Dangerous, dangerous. He is a dangerous he is dangerous. To
let me see he's he can fight, bro.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I seen him so this. I'd love to see him
come at me. I'll give him a taste of search
and destroy the left of the Hey, I've got something
for you. This might interest you. Guys. Right the band
you too?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
You heard of them.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Hook Hook and how do you know how they got
their name?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
So Edge and Bonner. I've heard them talk about this
before they walk into a bar. You too, do it?
Do the joke?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Do you remember that that year for every episode you
told the YouTube joke for old potty listeners. They were
Dad used to tell this YouTube joke regame Edg and
Boner walk into a bar and the bartender says.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
How not you two again?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
And he told it for ten weeks, like literally from
January to December.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Every podcast he told it and then got funnier. But
this one, how you two came about? Edge and Bonner
in like the late teens in the early twenties were unemployed.
They're on the doll and in Ireland when you apply
for unemployment benefits you fill out a YouTube form. That's
(28:57):
where it comes from. And there's the same form in
Great Britain and it's called the UB forty four and
UB forty were named after that unplayed form as well,
So you two and U B forty they've got it from.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I love that bit of trivia.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
What's your favorite UB forty songs? Red Red, Red, Red,
Grind It's really good. I like drinking, you know, Kingston Town.
I was just that's mine. I was just about to
say it. Kingston Town is good. It's very reggae.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
You put it on.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
So that's the closest, so the closest link to reggae
music is like scar music and Northern England music. They
call it blonde hair, blonde hair, blue eyed soul. That
reguye reggae field.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Is that dance to it?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah? Oh that's yeah. Yeah, like.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
I like yeah, I like Big Mountain.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Baby, I love you.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Myself. Yeah, se pirates sting on like one.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
All that sort of ship layer once was a ship
that sailed the sea?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
The name of a ship?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Was it cutting or be that one?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Speaking of speaking of bizarre things, can I go into
my segment today?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, Jack's come up with a quiz today. Yeah, I've
come up with a quiz.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Now, let me read it. Let me tell you guys,
this comes then give me a ship. Two weeks about
this segment, he thinks it's not going to work. Okay,
I think it is going to work. You're going to
get it. Didn't it wasn't gonna work.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I just said he could never explain it to me
in a way that made sense.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
So here we have.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I've done.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
It's a pop culture quiz. I've got six questions for you,
all right, winner, it takes all you call in with
your name, I'm going to give you a name or nickname, right,
within five seconds. You've got to give me two people
in popular culture that match. Now, my example one is
here for you. All right, So example okay, question one.
(31:02):
I'm going to go buzz and if Cooper goes me.
But you've got got five seconds to come up with
two people.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Buzz Rothfield, Buzz light Year. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
The other one you could do, you good, buzz Aldron,
you could do buzz Manamara. You know anyone in popular culture.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
He's the boss of Fox Cricket.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Cricket is an old cricketer.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Let's he's on six and out, he's in sixty.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So we just call it.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
No calling it.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
He just called your name. Yeah, and one turn only.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
First one beetlejuice.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Matt, Oh, what a I chumpion? That for bettle juice?
Bettle juice?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Who's next? Be I don't know one?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
No, no, not, I don't even know. No.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Isn't there only one beetle juice?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I don't know there's beetle juice from the Our Man
from The Howard Show Regular Howard Stern Regular Show.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, there's two.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Didn't Dad just say bettle juice and little juice?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
He did?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Actually, I guess I'll give you that he's got to
be specific. No, you need to find that question right
second one second one here scrap that.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Don't say someone's full mat That's like saying Maddie John's
and then.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Maddy john estate agent.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
All right. Next one is.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
The rock YEP Matt yep, Uh, Rocky Balboa and Rock Hudson.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
But you said the Rock you know, yeah, Jack, You're
you're very bad at the like.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
So I would say one, I'd say the Rock in
San Francisco, the JA That's what I had, and then
I John and I would say and I would say
the Rock Gran Johnson.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
So I get that point.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Matt, No, you don't know the Rock.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
You didn't say Rock.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
This is your last chance. If you wonder, I've been
putting ship on this thing. If you messed this one up,
you would not only would not be able to do
a quiz again, you wouldn't even have your mic turned
up again.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
US smack you.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Next one is Jerry Yeah Cooper.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Jerry Seinfield, Jerry Springer.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Cooper's Cooper and Matthew rock Well passed. Now you didn't
call your name out first took.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Next one is Drake Cooper, go on you Drake from
Drake and Josh and Drake the singer.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Well done, Cooper, John's is leading.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
And if you don't know what Drake and Josh is that,
that's because you're an old piece of ship.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Drake, do you actually know what it is? Five?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Okay? Children, Hulk, Cooper, matt I'm giving it to.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
You the Hulk and Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yes, well done, log So Cooper, Trish is out, Matthew
and Cooper comes down to the last one.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Actually, if I want to answer, I will be Are you.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Ready test of IQ? Okay, you're Out's Flash Cooper, the Flash, the.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Running Superhero and Flash Gordon.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Yeah done.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
I like the idea that you've done going forward when
you do something as specific as like beetlejuice and there's
like case you know.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, just well, I need to find let's bring Trish
back into the game. Here predicament of the week, and
it's only directed at Trish. We can help her out.
Oh okay, independent woman, Okay, good luck. When you're must
ran over there, someone's getting there. I'm sorry to beef
(34:39):
that someone.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Don't edit it out, beep it because I want everyone
to hear this reaction that we've just said. That is
the most inappropriate thing you've ever said in your.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Daughter was thinking. I was trying to think of another word.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
All I will see is I can feel the tension
in the air right now.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well, let's do this, because she gone did the What
am I talking like from from Oklahom? Sound like a
large Southern woman. Okay, here we go, Trish. There's five
million dollars there for you. You have to take it. It's yours,
but you've got to do one of You've got to
(35:17):
do one of four things.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay, you got to pick boys sane. Yeah, Okay, five
million dollars, Trish, it's yours. You've gotta do one of
fourth things. Slect Select one. Number one, cut off three
fingers on your right hand.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
That's hard, such aness.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yes, thanks, Number so, cut off three fingers in your
right hand. Number two, cut off four toes on your
right foot.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I'm a good runner to tave me like an in you.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
I've never seen you.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Number three swim fifty meters in Olympic pool full of
horse urine. Oh that's a that's smart.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I could do that.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Can id the fingers and toes? Is that for a lifetime?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, once they're gone.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
They're gone, Bram, Sorry, we're not read to action.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeap swim fifty meters pool for horse urine.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, I'm good with that.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
And the horse has got hepatitis. And the last one,
the last one is sleep with a ninety five year
old man. Come on, a b C or do you
which one? No? No, I'm swimming on.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
No, I'm swimming. I'm swimming in the pool of urine.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And what's what's this for? Do you fill?
Speaker 4 (36:27):
So?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Are you really sure you would switch? Because you might
not survive that fifty meters in horse urine?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Do you fifty meters and it's done?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
What do you mean because your hepatitis of.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Urine not swallowing? Well, now I'm swimming fifty horse urine.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Well that's a shame. I've got ninety five year old
men out of the front. It's all right, done, go
to Beryl. It's fine. Gazz drove all the way down
from to make one bone mate.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
It says you would be very difficult to die from
hepatitis color.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah. Well wait for this. I'm not going to I'm
not going to mention this. But there was a guy
and an NRL player in the seventies who took on
a bet after a game once and scowled a schooner
of another player's urine, and actually Nelly died, got hepatitis
and like basically never.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Played in the Yeah, but I think drinking another person
during it is a problem.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Apparently, Well you're not drinking.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
There's something about someone else's urine.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Apparently, Yeah, it's you can drink your own, but there
someone else's reading this.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Have you ever drink your own? Have you ever had
a little taste?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
It's brushed like, it's brushed in.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I don't think I've swallowed it.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (37:46):
It's brushed like it's it's somehow gotten in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Sometimes sometimes if if you've got if you're like super
like you need a piss, real bade, if you're at
a ye urine peanut and you're urinal and it just
rockets out, it can they can be flashback?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Not, I very rarely can splash a way out to
your face. But Cooper, you know I imagine that one once
or twice it has in your life.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, body fluid, You ever thought sever little
tastes of that? Neither, there's only like.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
There's not many other bodily fluids.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Okay, here's another one. Do you ever actually get your
backside or in between the things and just give a
little smell?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Yeah? Do?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeh? Yeah, you know you do, little boy.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah, well, I think we've spun this on here before.
We don't bring it back up. But yes, I used
to be called sniffer.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Run the finger through the groove, smell the fingers, credit
cards white, and make your master card. I'm a seven
year old kid.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
I only got either of those yet.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
I used to be called sniffer as a young child. Okay,
I've grown out of that habit. Sure Does that mean
I've never.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Done it in the last twelve months or sometimes just
good to know your hygiene. Just go a little bit down.
They give it a taste. You're not bad.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
It's like it's like it's like a nice wine.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
It's just wine tasting. Yeah, you know, a little scratch
and sniff and then you know you can somebody had
you can pie for later on to try my pin
and noir. I taste blackberries. It's so weird, you know what,
like a woody.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Flavor, peppery.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
There's hints of grapes, dirt.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I was watching.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
I was watching this video the other day of somebody
tasting wine and like sort of going through and they're like, oh,
this one's got high tannins or low tannins, and they
able to identify the actual berries that they use, like
blackberries or raspberries.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I think I could possibly do that.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Pints of chocolate they yeah, yeah, they're very good peppery.
I went to school with school. If he is one
of the got he is recognized around the world as
one of the world's finest palettes.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
However, with the worst teeth.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
However, he can't clean his teeth because it will corrupt
his palate, so we can't tell. He looks like he
looks like sort of lad the impaler.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
That's not worth it to me.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
Are you saying he can't he can't clean his teeth
at all, But how shortly after a wine tasting your
ladder clean rinse.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
It with water. He can't do it. He can't. He
can't use toothpaste, it will corrupt his palate.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
So you're saying all of us toothpaste uses. Our palette
has been corrupted by toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
And we're the people that are buying the wine.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
So what are we doing.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Do you know what I mean? Doesn't make sense?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Really well, it does. What I'll do, I'll try to
organize himum and Dad see him all the time, try
to get him on the podcast, come in and talk
talk about wine and his journey into plant country.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
That would be really really good, that'd be interesting.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
It's actually a really good idea, Dad. That's the That's
the one of.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
The first.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
You've got to understand, is it. Jack and Cooper are
constantly at Matt. He'll suggests thatthing. Can they poo poo?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
And it's become a bit of a bone of content. Well,
I'll say this, you know, I'm a bit over them too.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I'm thinking I've got a recommendation. Is the very fact
that trishmy you and I are going to Newcastle on
a sad day and look, there's still some tickets left,
but it's it's almost to sell out. I'm MC or
ring master, so to speak. On the Craig Johnston, the
Craig Johnston story, it's like he gets up John I
(41:33):
on stage video clips everything about his amazing life and
all the ups and downs.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Everything, and what's that called the Newcastle Workers Club?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
What's that called Panthers.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
That is the next I think it's next center, but
where we try.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
To get accommodations so hard, So we're going to stay
at the y m c A. But I'm not going
to make a song and dance about it.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
So two questions, how long had you been saving? That format?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Best six minutes?
Speaker 5 (42:01):
And the second question ring master? Are you wearing like
a ring master's outfit?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
I wish he would want a middle so I said,
the next nice shirt, but John O's it would be
very very good. His story is just it's the best
story in Australian sports. Is kind of is it kind
of musical? Musically? Yeah, they've got they've got a band
there who played Beatles songs and Coultures songs and all
that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Yeah, okay, give us, give us a Beatles or Cold
song and we'll sing it out.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
The band are going to do a Beatles medley when
he talks about his time.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
In Liverpool, but give me a Beatles song. And then
to round out the potioso, we're still got some more
to talk.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I just want to know now hello goodbye? You see
how you say hello? And are you saying goodbye? Eight
days a week?
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Everyone everyone's still in Italy and Greece and now the
snow in case everybody go for mine. I had to
go to Italy for a conference and she her husband
talking to the airport and he said, and she said,
I was anything, you want me to bring it back?
And he's like, oh, and a nice Italian girl would
(43:14):
be nice, and she laughs and it's like, yeah, yeah,
whatever did. And then she goes and she comes back.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
He picks her up from the airport and how's the conference?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
She went, really really good, but thanks, Yeah, it was
really really good.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
And he's gone, and what about my little presence? And
she goes, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
And he goes, you know, the yeah, I asked for
an Italian girl, And she sort of gave him a
bit of a sly grin and she went, oh, well
I did what I could, but we just have to
wait nine months and see if it's a girl.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Oh so she cheated on it. That was a joke.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Halfway through that I was going, is she telling a
real story?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
During it was a mile prostitute she had sex with,
or just someone she met at.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
A bar, some hot Italian guy.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
What's one of the scenes like in Italy what I
haven't been scene excellent that well nightlife, like, are.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
You very happening? Oh yeah, quite mad.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
I heard the Italian guys very very creepy to all
the women, like it's a place where women go and
they get all the attention. They're almost aggressively.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yet on a scale of Scotland to Thailand, where's it sitting.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I'd say close the Closer movie. I don't okay, what's
for us? I've got a.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Shout out first to two friends of the podcast that
are playing their three hundred and fiftieth game this weekend,
Benny hunt Doza playing out of the Broncos and Dali
Cherry Evans fifty games.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
For mainly they are there's only.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Four other players that have ever played three hundred and
fifty NRL.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Games, So they both this weekend, both this weekend they came.
I don't correct me.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
They might have debuted because they were great mates even
growing up they played against each other. Again, Yeah, they're
the same, almost the same age. They might have even
debuted the same year.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
So it's pretty incredible, pretty crazy that. Yeah, yeah, they're
very type mat fact for you.
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Right checked that the other four players, Cameron Smith four
hundred and twenty four in our row games. Kronk three
hundred and seventy two. Coop's played that many, Darren Lockeer
three fifty five and the great Terry Lamb three hundred
and fifty exactly.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, what a player he was. And you think about
the year he played you know where the Thuggery and
he was only a little bloke mate, he was what
a champion. Paul, great guy, Paul Beaver three hundred and
forty nine. He was so close, but we played but
another one hundred and twenty in England. Yeah, lucky they
don't count.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Did get on he went?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, he went to Catalan and played at Bradford.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
And even Paul Gallon three hundred and forty eight was close.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Scale that's good.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Ben Hunt two thousand and nine. He debuted for the
Broncos two years later, Jerry in twenty eleven. Cherry doesn't
get injured often.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah, And that's the thing with those players like Cameron.
Did he Smith? Did he ever have like a bad injury?
Speaker 5 (45:53):
Most I ever saw twenty twenty he scored a try
against the Newcastle Knights and I think it was a
nai too. Came from the far wing, chased him down.
Smithy scored and did his ac joint and he missed
three weeks. That was actually one of the reasons.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
I debuted, because he like he was out. Imagine then
the team shoot went in the opposition, guys, guys, prepare yourself.
Smith out john Z.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
But I actually heard I was talking to smithe about
not longer. I think that three or four week period
was the most he ever missed that long, which is
which is not like competeer you.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Run into Smithy. Do you speak to Smithy.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
The other week?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, it's to be with him the other week. Him
and his wife Barb. Good to see them again. Yeah,
they're good. Laugh, They're very funny. I'd like to see
him involved with the Titans. He could do a hell
of a job there in some way shape awful. Yeah,
I reckon.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
There'll be a time when Smithy does return sort of
back to doing something in the NFL coaching.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
He was looking to be assistant with Kevy on the
Ashes store, but he's he said, na, no, it's been
a long year going to say with the with the
family understand that. Yeah, he's an assistant. Damn.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
Yeah, I don't think Kevy wants anyone that's shorter than him.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
A fun fact for your right now, poor old yuck
fun fact for your okay, Guess how many field goals
Benny Hunt has had in his career through and fifty games. No,
I don't think he's kicked any one. For Saint George.
Guess how many cherries had in his career.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Eight. You didn't even let me get he was going
to say twenty eight. Oh jeez, it's you know what else?
Speaker 5 (47:33):
I just got one last thing because we had I
had a heap of message this week.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
People remember when back in the day.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
He used to do Tip of the Week'd give a
horse tip. A lot of people asking for it again
for some reason. Why Randwick Race four this Saturday. So
when this comes out tomorrow, Race four number three, Bundina,
it's coming out of barrier seven. Natural willas on it Bundina.
If you don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
When last weekend, I don't know. I think it did
came third. Nash rides more than just one.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Horse I'm not thinking of.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
It's a small suburb down Crimelin, just across the just
across the way, and I'm got to tip this week
just on Gatfield. Don't take a defense coop just on
Gatfield dogs to beat the storm in Melbourne. Wow, I'll
remind you of.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
It potentially, don't you not the way with her punting,
don't you worry? Got a past when it comes to
a little bit of she's got splashing on the dogs.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
He's got a bad past, a bad past. Man. She
was a bad woman. That's why. That's that's why that's
still working, because she has lost all.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
They make good choices.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
People.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Are you singing a bat or some there's there's not
that many.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Am I going to get? Am I going to get
secondhand embarrassment?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
The time that I was born? I got a good one. Horrible.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary
comes to me.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
And the cat's mewing, everyone.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Speaking words of wisdom. Let it be, Jack, you sing
one verse. This is Uncle Joey's family in my darkness.
She is standing right in front of me, sing one verse,
Shine until tomorrow. Just this is the next word, and
then I'll let it be. That's good, Let.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
It be, Let it be. You're good than that.
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