October 9, 2025 • 50 mins
What has Trish said to be taken off air!!! Matt cops some parenting criticism, and a nasty email within the week. The tree of trust has a broken branch, and who’s smarter than a 12 year old?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, guess what, people, I'm down here, final post post week.
I'm down here. You're down here. The one who's been
most critical of me, he's not here, John's They might
ask you ready whenever you're ready. Brother, he made people
in glasshouses. Bro, Well, I was doing people in glasshouses. Dog,
(00:23):
I was up early? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What doing breakfast radio? Brother? Guess what? Because guess what?
Guess who's the only one? Really, guess who's the only
one in overtime?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Now? Second, the older brother, mate, he's doing all the cutting,
the editing, the planning, editing, editing.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, but now like now that your work's done, I
technically become the man of the house, the bread.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Don't even say breadwinner, because for breadwinning, you'd have to
contribute something to the house. Absolutely, I'm still waiting for
you to transfer the money for my day present that
I bought that you said, yeah, no, I'll get you those.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Here's my theory my Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Present as well.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
We gave you something for that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I got you shirts of Father's Day and you said
they were too, brother, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You've taken they were free. You've taken a leave matter.
You've taken a leaf out of your uncle Joey's book
Who for One Christmas brought me in two thousand and six,
and I hadn't played them, sorry for four years. After retired,
he gave me a free pair of Nikes that he
was given screwings and they were a size and half
(01:33):
two big. Anyway, that is the height of rudeness. Yeah, slackness, slackness,
your right, you're right up, brother.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Let me tell you something, brother, all right, I have
what I have done for this family has it goes
comedic value around the house and.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
We're all like, you know, I'd like, I think I
can contribute to that.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Trish, you don't contribute anything, not only do this podcast,
but to general society, to this house respectfully. In comedy
it's hush, I mean in comedic terms.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, I can fix that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's not your role. Don't cry. You have one of
the great Cole sols on your lips at the moment
you got baby again.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I know it's like the third time in about eight
weeks you.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Being French kissing.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, I'm just run down. It was a big weekend,
Jack fine night drinking.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I went to the FanFest the other day for the
NRL and spoke to a number of people there who
are really worried about your jokes at the end, and
I'll give confirmation of that. Although you may find them funny,
a good joke has a little bit of edge to it.
How you're going there trying to get phone over your
your mane of hair? Just leave it, I reckon, Yeah,
(02:55):
and so boys, Jack, I've got a plan. What it's not,
so what it gives. Let's leave it to the end
of the podcast. But one of my favorite jokes is
the Willie Nelson Joe right. I'm not going to say
what it is, but you've given I think what you
should do is, rather than say, Willie Nelson, have a
twist like I'm thinking a prominent regul league identity, maybe
(03:16):
in the media. Can I whisper to you in the air?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I whispered, what do you yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What is it going to be hard? I've got headphones on, bra.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm gonna have to turn your MIC's down. Was whispered
as soft as possible.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You think after years Matthew would understand the medium, Right.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I did think that.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
His mack's getting worse.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I don't know if the words will come out of
my mouth. Will see am I doing it now?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Can she?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Let's wait till the end of the podcast, so she's
going to remember it.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I know that might be the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I will whisper to you again.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
No, no, no, I've got it. I've got it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
But just while we're on big weekends, I want to
I want to shout it because a lot of a
lot of of a lot of friends of the family
were very excited to tune into this week's podcast because
there was a little bit of drama in the family
this week. And I bloke that you wouldn't expect it
from right Dad, And I know particularly Dad. You know
he sometimes has a few beers and is the drunkest
(04:18):
man in the room. But Jack John's take about.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I take about Jack.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
John's take about because what who were you? The mess
you made of yourself the other night? I never expected
it to come from you, and it was. It was
bloody good stuff. So I want to give a round.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Report because he went for me, now, he went for
Cooper first, I went for you, and.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
He came for me about my parenting and he was
fingering my sternham. He was going glad you said, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, you think a lot of people who agree with
me that he might have done something wrong with the
second kid?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What did oh? Oh, so it wasn't parenting of you?
You were perfect.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm happy. I'm happy with parents.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah he had he had question. Yeah, he had to
crack it dad about his parenting when it comes to me.
But you think he's a good parent when it comes
to you. Is that what you're saying something?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh well, yeah, maybe that's not going to sound the
best for me. Actually, but I went for a I
think I know what happened though. I had a I
went for I was at six am. I went for
an eight and a half k run on Saturday on
Saturday morning, and then me and my friends were drinking
from about one o'clock. And I think it's sort.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Of just coubo. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You thought it was the drunk as you've ever seen me.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Easily, I reckon drunkers I've ever seen, and I've seen
you you've had like across the years.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Like you had to be dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I had to be. Yeah, cial you were.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You're no ned brockman with your right like it. Seriously,
you must have been that dehydrated because I've never seen
you that belligerent, drunk.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You were drinking tequila and vodka, vodka, just.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Tequila, and then oh yeah, Martha was making like these
really strong margaritas as well.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Everyone's done it. Everyone's made a mess of themselves in
the lives once or twice on the piss.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
He was physically tidy his anger issues with you and Jack.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You just couldn't reason with the bastard or just no,
you know what it was. He just wouldn't leave. Like
usually Jack gets angry and he has a spurt and
then he would just like disappear and then like he'll
calm down and then it'll be resolved. But this time
he just wouldn't leave.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I just couldn't let alone.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
He just couldn't let I just couldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Let you go.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
In Jex's defense, you came home belligerent that day.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah you've been you'd been hung over after two days
of drinking yourself. Yeah, you've been partying in Melbourne and
then you've been partying after feeling about the storm.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, I didn't. I and I was tired. I traveled
back from Melbourne and then i'd come back and there's
a party at the house, which is fine, but I
parked myself upstairs and just sort of wanted to get
away from everything.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
And then he didn't know.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You didn't you came and sat with us.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
We were having lunchstairs and then at his own shoes,
and you'd come down and see the big group act
like his big horse with his Sonny's on in the
middle of the day.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I was Sunday. That's what usually when you wear Sonny's
in the middle of the day, right.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
And it was outside, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Uncle, It was good. It's very good.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, Joey didn't He wasn't offering a whole heap, but
he was.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Were on our way to having one of the great days,
and then you turned up all of a sudden, not
a cloud in the sky. Suddenly this dark cloud just appeared.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And I had a you know what, I started having
a GiB bit of a go with Jack when he
started getting a bit drunk. He tried to come and
talk to me, and he was barely articulating a sentence together,
and I would and I had no time for it.
I just had no patience for it. And I had
a couple jabs at him about it, and then it
must have just really ticked him off. Because remember I
(07:43):
was upstairs and we're watching on Fox. There was the
top twenty Grand Finals of all time leading into the
Grand File. So we're watching them and a hit number
seven and Jack come up and he just sat next
to me and just wore and just started peppering me
just and I wouldn't leave me alone. So then I
went downstairs. He followed me down there. I come back up,
and then he followed me back up there again. Did
that about two more times, and then Dad, you eventually
(08:05):
had to get in between and just go Jack, I
don't know what you're doing, but like all your mates
are downstairs and you've just been following Cooper around for
an hour, not leaving him alone.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I'm convinced, like I'm convinced now some of that because
I don't like go too hard too often, but I think, no, no,
I'm convinced that it's age. I think I'm starting to know.
But I'm starting to think that when I was younger,
like when I say, early twenties, I couldn't I was
never like like belligerent like that, like you know, I'm
(08:37):
starting to think maybe my age just because remember only
a year year and a bit agol I had the
grinch incident in the bus stop as well.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh yeah, you fell asleep in the bus step o,
Yeah that was and you spewed over the side of
the boat the same night. What I will say, No,
I think Jack can. Jack can turn it on right
and then like just once a year, go like randomly
hard because like you'll come out Jack, but you won't like.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Like I'm not the type of person have like one
or two, Like I'll do it just to like be nice,
like maybe one, but rarely two. If I'm having a crack,
like I'm having a you'll have a crack I'm having.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And this year you haven't really had a crack at all.
And like, I reckon your liver just started to think
maybe maybe he's never going to drink again, and the
callouses that will once formed, that you need a bit
of callous on your liver to be fit so resilience.
I think his liver sort of reverted back to that
of a liver of a sixteen, sixteen year old boy,
and it just thought, maybe this is the turning of
(09:32):
a new leath, this is the healthy liver. And then
Jack just obliterated it with tequila and vodka.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That is actually true, man, that's well, I don't know.
I just remember trying some uncle.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
A tractor.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But Matt, he's Melbourne storm in the dressing room mainly
episode that he can barely remember. That was after he'd
had some time off drinking, when I was having Yeah,
and he came back and he's never been able to
have handle alcohol since.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
That was because you sent your liver back to Infanta.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, that's right, it went, Oh my god, I'm clean
for a long long time.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well the first thing, well, the first time I've heard
of the enzions sit in the liver, which basically allows
you to protest and gets you drunk. Fit was a
Brian's wedding, a good Irish wedding, and Brian's Brian's uncle,
Nannie Faukner and tractor. They were there and Faulkner's usually
a machine drinking, but he'd had had six weeks off
(10:35):
the drink, longest he'd ever done in his life, waiting
for excited to wait for Brian's wedding, and then just
got absolutely Mayett could barely stand.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Imagine six weeks being the longest you've ever gone on,
Like that's just over a month. Yeah, fair enough but yeah,
I just I think Jack Jack already wins. Well, if
we had a prize, Jack, you're in the Dallium of
the week, you're our back fan, You're our back fans
Player of the week.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Oh sure, yeah, thanks Bruiser.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, I reckon Bruiser would have won to feel with
them in his time.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
As well, James tedesco of the Weekend. Given the fact
that gives won by a country mile, it was never
in doubt.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Oh I don't know. There must have been someone injured
on the way because Luke Metcalf was coming to get him.
I Reckon Coper.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
And what I will also say is Jack's partner, Jem,
she rang me. They went out after after the incident
of Jack poking fingering Dad in the chest, and she
ranged me around like eleven o'clock, said, Jack's just left
the venue were at and he walked home. And he
walked home. It's about a fifteen minute uber, so what
is it makes? Probably about thirty five minutes forty minutes while.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
On you I knew, I said, two of my best mates,
I said, Jem goes on on a day, so I
trust them very much. I said, okay, you too, can
you make sure Jem gets home safe. They were happy
to do it, YadA YadA, YadA. And I said, I'm
walking home. I need to cool off. And I heard,
and I think that's a reasonable decision being made by
someone who's quite drunk.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
So heard. I was the only one left up, and
I heard this knock at the door. And I turn
around and there's this. It was like a poltergeist, sandy,
just this stewing mess of human and I just walked over,
unlocked the door, and turned on the whel and went
sack back down again. Jack walked stood behind me. That's right.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I forgot how I got back in the house. Yea.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And I was sit there watching the game by the way,
sweating bullets because he's sitting behind me. Another I got, oh, no,
what's going to happen here? And then you know, and
then he turned and went to bed.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So he didn't say anything.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
No, there was no there was no I remember, yeah, Ship,
I forgot nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I thought.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I went to the front door the next day, but
I was the back door, the top back door.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, you love the back door. But I will hanging
on that back no, yea. I will say like when
Jim rang me because I was in bed, and I
was so tired, and I had a big day of
like work the next day for the GF, and I'm
sitting there and I'm going, this bloke's going to come home,
storm into my room and just slip throat.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I think I forgot. I genuinely think I forgot that
you were even home. But otherwise maybe I would have
come into your room.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That's because I was literally having I had like a
nightmare about it in my sleep, and I was so anxious.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I thought that I thought, the only way I'm going
to get away with him not seeing me in my
sleep tonight is if I go in and sleep on Mum
and Dad's floor. And I didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
May me sound like a real tyrant, you.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, it wasn't a pleasant man.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Watched the ninety seven Grand Final with me as it
went down the order of greatest Grand Finals. We sat
at number two coops abad to go to bed, and
I said, just take a seat to here. I'm going
to talk you through this.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, we watched, and mate, yeah, and we have watched
throughout our childhood. We've watched the ninety seven Grand Final
when Dad's been drunk I reckon a hundred times not enough,
and he's and we sit there Saturday night for the
JF and he's pausing it and going, So the thing
about this is Coops. I remember we'd done this during
the week, and I was going, I've heard this so
(13:53):
many times. And I've just got my brother who's out
and about plotting my.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Death, and oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
She's talking you to death.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You and I had then, I had dad making my
years bleed and making me wish I was.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Dead, and you have severely hungover, and.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I've hung hung as a horse.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, Triush, what's our story of what's our question for
the week?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Okay, if you guys can pop yourself into any music clip,
which would it be?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
And why a music video?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Any music video?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
There's not many good music videos anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
They're usually old ones.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I've got I had good times in excess to Jimmy
Barnes that looked a lot of It's a great on stage. Yeah,
they're not in stage. They're in like a recording studio.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Studio one o one.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I heard I heard that they were in They were
filming basically just them on a bender. Is that right?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, that's right, that would be the way to open it.
The producer and they just basically went go for it
over the course of two or three days. Studio one
on one I think is towards Redfern Way down that way, sorry,
towards the Newtown Way. It's a Sydney, Sydney studio.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You ever meet Michael Hutchins in excess.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
No, I didn't, Cubs, I never got to meet him,
so sort all the other boys. I met all the
other boys. Jack used to speak to Kerk Pengeli at
the gym quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
His son, he's with Lamee Bash the right.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, yeah, they're back.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Their child went to my school. Yeah yeah, a couple
of years below me.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I don't think they have a child together.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I might have been, Oh, maybe I'm opening up a candle.
That's just whoopers.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Another music I.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Went for Cobber Yeah, okay, I went for I went
for that that weird music video with David Bowie and
Mick Jagger dancing in the streets. You know that the
entire so.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Is it dancing on the ceiling That was like rich
an whole soul song.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, there's a there's an episode of Family Guy that
they so a family episode typically typically goes for about
twenty one minutes. They dedicated four minutes to show the
entire music video in because it's so weird and bizarre
and has all these underlying things going on in it,
and then at the end he just goes, yeah, that happened.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
There's a remember this guy's name. There's there used to
be this country singer in America where at any random
point and family guy Peter would just look down the barrel,
break the fourth wall and look at the camera and goes,
ladies and gentlemen missed and I forgot his name, and
they'd play a three and a half minute No, he's
not country because in.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Austin powers, you know, he has and ladies and gentlemen,
mister Burt Backer at.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
It might be him. He kind of looks like he's
got like well, and i'll do it.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'll do It's not that.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
But the guy was dead when they kept doing it,
so his family had to write in, and the family
put a formal complaint into like Fox eight or whatever
the network was and said stop playing his music videos,
like be clever enough to write your own jokes, And
then they use the letter that they used in a
family should content great ship.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Do you know what? I don't think it is Burt
Backrat because he well, he was definitely live ten years
ago because we got invited to go and watch him, yeah,
at Singer's place, and we didn't. We couldn't go because
we're hosting my brother Surprise sixties.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But well I loved what is cost us?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Thanks seventy this year. Soon.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Your brother is Uncle John.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Uncle John. Oh, he looks amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Those people we've told him. There was an episode years
ago where we spoke about Uncle John stories. He's one
of the great liars.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You're not allowed to talk about Uncle johns. Every time
you talk about him. I get into trouble. I get
I talk about him. I know you talk about him,
but I get into trouble for it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I don't give you Uncle John.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Uncle listened to the podcast people do?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Apparently people in the Goldie pulled him up all the
time and called him a liar.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
He's a Gold Coast surfer for context. Everyone.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, he lives out of the Goldie and he'll always
be like, if you're driving past a beach, you go.
The other day, I was out there, bloody sixteen foot
I got barreled out there. He just lies straight through
his teeth and you just know. He once made up
a lie that he got from gold Coast to Newcastle
in like three and a half hours getting children.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Truth was standing there he said to Johnny said to me,
were at his house, and he goes, how long take
you to gup? I said that we had a pretty
good run. I said it took us about just short
of ten hours. He went turn hours. He goes, mate,
I did it the other I did it the other year.
I did it four and a half. And we went
and he told it again at Christmas at a Christmas party,
(18:22):
and Martin, one of the boys other uncles, who's very pragmatic, goes,
john yeah, right that what about what about speed cameras?
And he goes, oh, I go past speed cameras And
if I think it's got me, I just do a
U turn and go back and smash. It fits right,
and Mark and said.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I'm going to get this.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
We're too far going, we're.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Too far out of the track. We can't you turn.
He gaes, I'd find that very hard to believe that
they would put ones in there that were so easy
to smash. He goes well, I do well.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
My favorite one was when we went to visit him
up in the gold Posed and he was trying to
encourage Matt to move up there.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Because one he said, you've got to move up here.
He said, mate, you do so well. He said, there
is about three women to one blow up on the
gold Case. You said we should go out together this
to make you kill it.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm going, are you freaking he's married? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Anyway, catlong story short, we went out, me and John
and I did very well.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I found the bloke's name is all that family guy.
His name is Conway Twitty. You'd never would have He
was like, so niche ladies and gentlemen, mister Canwei Twitty.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I'm going have to google.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Anyone else got a music video?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Sure do? I? I want to be in the Offsprings
pretty fly for a white guy. It is the sexiest
piece of video clip I've ever seen in my life.
When the girls are shaking their little tushes around the pool.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That tight little talian As wouldn't go well.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
There, I don't even know how to shake. I don't
really have.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Much to know. I didn't need to hear that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I did not need to hear about my mom, referring
to her ass as a tight little Italians. What is
wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
He's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, guys, guys, we're in the trust tree.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Trust you trusted broke a branch. Hey, what video do
you want to be in?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It's an easy one for me. The bangals walk like
an Egyptian. Oh those girls.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Oh, he's always loved the lead singer, the little brunette
Chicky awesome.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Not sure, but they were all jealous of her, apparently,
the other girls. She was a listen to podcast about it,
and yeah she was, Oh, yeah, she's good, she's And
what role.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Would you play?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
You just walk across the stage during the Egyptian I'd.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Walk across like the local Letharia, just like like a
farah jab of the hut, you know. And I'm just
sort of around there and they're worshiping me like.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
The disgusting fat slob you are.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Zeeing.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Actually, I've got a segment, just a short segment for
us today. I thought i'd chuck it in somewhere on
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Okay, it just the place for it.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah, this is the one. I believe this is quite
age appropriate too, Unlike some of the other segments I've
done through the year. So there was a study done
at a Boston university right where they found they did
a study on twelve year old kids and how they
surpassed what their scores were in for three separate riddles
at different levels of intensity to see, like, so people
(21:45):
can compare themselves to a twelve year old that do riddles.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, take pause for one second.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Anyone follow that three different levels of riddle, so one
would of complexity.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I would imagine, Yeah, so I've got three the three
here they go from hardest to easier, as easiest to hardest.
And I'll give you the score of the twelve year
olds on average, and you guys have to nominate which
one you want. So there's one that's eighty percent of
twelve year olds got it correct, there's one that's seventy
percent of twelve year olds got it correct, and there's
one that only twenty percent got it correct.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's almost like, are you smarter than a twelve year
old for riddles?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I'd go to the middle one. I don't think I'm wonderful.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Twelve year olds are more on So you want to
go for the hardest one? Call for that is that personally,
So matthewill go last. Then Cooper said, you're going with
the easiest one.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Then yeah, I go easiest, okay, and I'll go middle.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
So how many how many olds got easy?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Eighty percent of them got this one right? So only
if you can answer you're ready, No, it's.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I follow you by day and flee at night. I
copy your shape, I know your way. I already know
what is it?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Shadow?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Correct Cooper John's well done, ding ding?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What twenty percent of them didn't get at They're stupid
twelve year old?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Twelve year old?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
To be fair, I was going to say the sun.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I hate twelve years.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, okay, here we go, Tricia John's you get thee
So seventy percent here seventy This is the second hardest.
Seventy percent of twelve year olds answer correct you. I
guard many treasures, yet keep none of none for myself.
I have keys that open everything, but locks that fit nothing.
My song is silent until you touch me. What am I?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I do not? So could you just repeat it one
more time? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
All good or good?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I guard many treasures, yet keep none for myself. I
have keys that open everything, but locks that fit nothing.
My song is silent until you touch me? What am I?
Twelve year old's got this?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
True? God is just so easy? True?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You don't know boy?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Do you know cood?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
No, Okay, I'm thinking like, where's your head at?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
What do you think it? Because i'm music box I
was thinking vinyl player, yeah, something of that.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
But key unlock. The key thing sort of threw me.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
What do you think I think you say yeah, piano, Yeah,
say that, Matthews after you were playing Keyboardso.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
That's you're good. I'm an idiot that's led in perfectly.
So Matt Yeah, has the hardest one. So only twenty
percent of twelve year olds were able to get this
next one Roll with Slaves people are cowenty percent people.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
People have been commenting about how handsome you've been looking
on the Partty lately. Blake requested for you to do
the whole party one day with your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Well, you know the Bengals. The lead singer with the Bengals,
she actually let she actually got there. She used to
sing all the songs completely in the nude.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
We heard that this morning, Jackie, Yes, right, yeah, because
because her manager or producer told her that Olivia Newton
John used to do it, which was a lie.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It was a pervert, which was a lie. And she
did it and she really hit the You know, it
would be bloody funny one day and we couldn't use
it like visually, but just for our own amusement, we
all did the Poddy naked.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
No, I'm not comfortable.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm real comfortable with that'd be funny. Maybe maybe we
have to do it, like maybe we do it on
one of our backstage episodes with a random guest and
we don't tell them.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Okay, what do they have to be new?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
They don't have to be but me and Day will
just be new. Give them the option and we'll go like,
you know, when did you have your first?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
What I do.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
The rest of the podcast completely due No, how about
you doing it? Because then it'll be really off putting.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It'd be one of those ones where we we wouldn't
be able to use the vision. Probably sure, you know,
So we just do an audio.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Blurt bits out blue bit don't blues bits?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Probably not?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Can I get back to the.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
We do digress?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I forgot Okay, so Matthew, here you go. This is
the hardest one. Here. Telve year old's got it?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Here we go, I feel right now talking about Nate
nudity when we're doing twelve year old riddle or something.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I flee when you advance and return when you stand still.
I divide two worlds without ever drawing a line. Sailors
chase me forever, yet never never move. What am I?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I know this one true?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Can reput it again? Just while Trush was talking about yeah,
I couldn't quite.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Get that, Okay, I flee when you advance and return
when you stand I divide two worlds without ever drawing
a line. Sailors chase me forever, Yet I never move?
What am I?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Sailors chase me forever? What am I tell me?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
When I'm allowed, I.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Would say the tide?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Can I answer? Well, he gave me, he answered, She's
allowed to answer if it's the horizon.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
It is the horizon.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh, well done, Trush.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
That's why I'm so excited. I couldn't get the easier.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
The moment your half thought it, you just couldn't. You
couldn't stand still say it.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I just said I know it. I was excited.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You're yelling across the room, and who's jack to have
a crack after his belligerent performance.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, and I wasn't yelling on now to Cooper, she
mo to me, mate, you shouldn't go walking around trying
to make enemies. Mate, let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah, getting called mate my mom, that's a that's a cover.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, old digger, can I kickligator?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
We've got some stories from our week because I've got
a good little one that I want to bring up
with you. Dad. I haven't teared you up on this,
but at the Gulf Day last week I played that
Greg Bird was there, former teammate of you, Dirty Birdie,
dirty bird Vocastrian Novocastrian boy from Maitland. But he used
to play Cronulla with you. He actually told he kept
retelling a story to me and Fletcher Sharp. He says
snock boy about his debut. He said that he was
(27:43):
on the piss all week. It was a semi final
against maybe the Dragons, and it was the game where
you broke your neck and then had to retire, and
he was on the bench. He'd been on the piss
all week with the reserve grade and they put him
on at five acre and he got me out of
the match. Not relevant to the story. But he told
it six times, and I did by the end say, Bertie,
you have told me that six times. It's getting annoying.
(28:03):
Shout out to Bertie, another beligerent drunk just like Jack.
But Bertie was telling me and he said, ask your
dad about this. Apparently in back in the day, you
got knocked out bad one day at Cranulla and the
physio Tony Au came on the field and the typical
question back then was do you know where you are? Matt,
And apparently you said back to Tony while you were really thinking,
(28:26):
you started singing, I'm the copa cob Is that true?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Well, I can't remember Tony Au and all that. After
the gap, mate, when I sort of come through absolutely prisoners,
I was laughing. They said, we came out and mate,
maybe you know here it's okay anyware the colper copper cabaner.
The other straight thing about back in those days, it
was like there was no concussion test. It was like
sweet mate.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
It was just the old like where are you? What
day is it? And then if you get answer that
and set back out there.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
And because I said the copa cabana and hit the
right note, Bill Harrigan was standing there. Apparently he was pissing.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
No way. So even in your even back then, Dad,
you were always I would say, entertaining.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I'm an entertainer. Everyone I'm concussed.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That's the only way we actually stayed together through his humor.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah? When I cracked the shits, he managed to turn
things to me.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
He's a great he's one of the great manipulators. You
came and you played a situation to benefit your talk
about the book.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Oh what about the time that you did hurt your
neck and then you ended up?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
She can't tell us, she can't tell a joke.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
She can bring a story out of nowhere and with
no timing whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I see, these are my special qualities. Remember the time
you did hurt your neck, that was your last game
and they took you into the dressing room and they
called me down. I was like, oh no, mid beer
god German walking going down And you sort of came
to and you had the pastor praying over you.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
It was a terrific bloke, the past but he had
him and Jason Stevens both had their hands on me praying.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Why was Jason Stephens praying?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Because he was Christian because he's a Christian.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
But was he wasn't he playing?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
No? No, he was out injured. So I work out,
like came through and they're standing out the top of
their hands on me. I said, fellas, please please, just
you give me. You're starting to spook me here.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Well, dinners, they were doing it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm like, last he was dead.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, it wasn't looking good.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
It wasn't looking good.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Anyone else got anything from that week?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah? We had pretty well eye let me rephrase it.
I had a pretty massive weekend in the house Thursday
night drinks, Friday night drinks, Saturday lunch and then obviously
Grand Final. We had a heap of people over. I
got text messages from Sun number one Friday night. Yeah,
(30:50):
Friday night, nine thirteen, text message.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
He's a really pumping jack did have can you.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Girls be more quiet? Second?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Was I I was I was being I think I
was being quite.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. This was Friday night at nine thirteen.
I was a weekend.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
As I said, I was up early running the next
morning and that was the next text, that's your decision.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
I'm up early and trying to sleep. So that and
then you know, we did put the music down because
the other girls after I'd.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Gone to the BOTTLEO for you and got a couple
of bottles of champagne.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
A couple more bottles of champagne. What did you think
was going to happen?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Oh no, no, no, I was on Salor.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, we went for sale.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Who are you with? On Friday night?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Bourne and Tash right.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Control. Tash was over was three or.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Four days in a row. She basically lived here the.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Last four I'll tell you she can you had Tash
over three or four days and then Dad had his
mate party, Marty who lives two doors up party. Marty
was here three of the four days.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
As well well, and then jumped to Sunday night after
the Grand Final.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
All of a sudden, at eleven fifty two perm on
a public holiday Sunday night, I get and Matt was
in on this one too. He sent it to both
of us. This is from Jack again. Text number one,
please turn the music down. Text number two. A little
bit later, me and Jim's room is shaking, yeah, text
number three, we just want to sleep. And then we
(32:18):
worked out that way. It wasn't the music that was
the real problem was the microphone we had.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
They have a karaoke mission, right, and that was fine.
They could be as loud as they wanted. With that,
I didn't really care. What was really affecting us was
even we're putting a pillow over our head. Whoever was singing,
like the voice that was going through the speaker, it
was reverberating throughout all the like the wooden walls of
the house, and like our room was shaking.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Just to our walls up.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Honestly, they be concrete.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It was Grand Final day exactly.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Come on, it was a big weekend.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
And and and I'll back you on the Friday night
one because you like you're run on the next day
in that. But Sunday, you know, you after you're trying
to fight me and Dad the night before. It's one
of those things. Yeah, I reckon, I'm one hundred percent
with you.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I've also got a nasti email you got sent Matt.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, I wake up Monday after the Grand Final and
this woman Anita calling herself the long suffering fan seeking
unbiased commentary sens. Dear mister John's. Now that the Grand
Final is over and the Broncos have received their well
earned prize of prizes. I'd love it if you publicly
eat a piece of Humble Buy and reflect on your
(33:35):
failings as non biased commentator of the game an NRL
expert both in quotestion marks. You have shown yourself to
be neither. Oh, you have failed on both counts. Shame
on you for being inherently unable to cast a view
that is anything but openly anti Queensland. What was your
prediction again? Question mark? Question mark question mark? I'm like,
(33:58):
who the freaking hell is this woman and where is
she basing this anyway?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
You?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
And then she brings in Joe, your dickhead brother. I
need to go home and have a big think about
your behavior and how it impacts viewers in the fans,
because that would because what would NRL be like without
Queensland participation? A less again? What is she saying?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
You actually get accused of the total opposite being too
pro queens that so I sent Anita a.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Little Jordan Ricky Burner.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
And I freaking love it, Like never hear back from
these people when you when you actually point out to them.
I said, dear Anita, I'm not sure if you've been
drinking and felt compelled to send your misinformed email or
just completely ignorant, perhaps both. On the contrary, Matthew gets
accused of being pro queens Land, so I'm quite confused
as to what your possible sources might be. In fact,
(34:54):
if you go back to the start of the year,
you'd say that matt actually predicted the Broncos as potential
premiers under the new coach.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
My first ever prediction of the year was that it'd
be that Broncos were in the.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Comp pointed, yeah, because I thought, yeah, fat's us anyway, Fats,
that's us? Fat chance either of that was a bit
of lie. Yeah, And then I continued, and if you're
able to take your mind back to twenty twenty three,
you'd know that Matthew and his brother actually had a
public falling out after matt voiced his opinion that the
Queensland State of Origin team were the better team and
(35:26):
knew what they stood for. So go away and think
about your comments, and heaven forbid should you actually do
any research and know what the hell you are talking about?
And then I finished it farewell, meaning beat it, sister, bitch,
messed with the.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Bull, get the horniness, pull the tiger, sorry, pull the tile.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Get the whole Tiger.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I think she had been drinking because it was a
late night text. Everybody knows message. You don't send messages
when you've.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Been Anita would have woke up and be horrified. Anita,
no dramas. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I forgive you, Anita. I tell you what you need
to get a life? Anita, you I need a life,
all right. If you ever email my mum again on
her person or email, I'll personally send belligerent Jack up
to your place and let me tell you something. That
bloke or burn that house is a ground. Let's hope
he does that.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
No, I'm serious because nothing gets me angrier than people
doing that ship and.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Even if, especially when it's incorrect. She's just pulled that
out of our arms.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And let me tell you something. With those family we
are we are unbiased, all right. We love Queenslanders, we
love you so much. We love people from Victoria, Tasmania.
We're not massive on I love.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I love Tasmania, right, such an innocent people.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Western Australia is growing on us.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I suppose y yeah, those Quakers even Adelaide South Australians. Yeah, yeah, okay,
you've got a quiz free settlers.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I've got some stuff. Yeah. Does anyone else have anything
from the week or dad you've done?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
You know? I had something, but it's sort of a
bit of a sad story, so let's move happy podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I was so sad about it.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Oh. I listened to the column to your radio show
today and they had to which was riveting about. Her
name was Loretta Line. We should publisher give the book
a wrap. It's called traffic called unbroken h something like
the story of human trafficking. Yeah, and she talks about it,
and I just sort of think in this podcast of
(37:30):
the name, because we sort of moved maneuver down a
fun path. I don't want to take it back ye
another time.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
But to let people know what it's like, it's kind
of it's basically it's almost like the plot of taken
exactly literally like putting your you know, someone inviting you somewhere.
And it was a good message from it, like because
a lot of girls, I know, even on the northern beaches,
get like offered by I suppose like rich people to
get flown places. Oh Jesus and dangerous.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
She sort of emphasized the message like don't do it
because you don't unless you know people, it's hard to trust.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
During the walking towards she was sitting in disputed territory
Kossovo and was walking down the street, had a hood
put over her head and was taken crazy.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, don't I suppose she's fragile. Look like Australia has
some bad stuff that happened in it. But like some
of those countries overseas, like I can't even I can't.
I would just never even imagine that sort of thing
to happen.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
We imagine being a woman.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Count don't know. Those people have been so much struggle there.
They are the nicest people. When we went to Bosnia,
Brian and I I was like mate house because you're
unf me, you know, the history would be unfamiliar with
the culture at the time, and I'm sort of not
proud to say that I had my wallet like down
in pants. And then after a while I made these
are the nicest people. Nice. But I remember me and
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Brian were sitting on a plane, sitting on it, sorry,
sitting on the train, were going from Sarajeva Mosta, and
there was a very young boy, his grandmother and his
mother all sitting there together. Anyway, we just or to
ask one or two things. They are really quite at
first and really opened up. And the little boy I
gave him the sailors how I bought in venice?
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yes, I gave him that.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Creepy head lice and yeah, yeah, absolutely littered with head lice.
And the mother she said to Brian and I, she said,
do you know he's been sitting there just watching and
listening to your people. He's never seen two people like
this before.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
And when she bade alcoholics, were you drinking at the
time on the train.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Because we couldn't drink?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
You just must have been so animated as you are together.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, I do have a little quiz.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
You know what that was? That we put a positive
twist on a horrible story.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah, what we do half fully?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Even this crazy world, we find light in the darkness
when the darkness completely takes over.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
What are we a riddle one horizon?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Anyway, we know this game, We've been playing it for
the last few weeks. I'll give you a you bid
on the category how many things you can get? And
then you go, mad Am.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I doing that joke after this because I have to
sign myself up.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, after this, people, the joke is coming, and believe me,
this will be You've.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Never heard things like this out of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Joe, Sure you have.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
What a great tease? Okay, first category is shoe brands. Okay,
in a minute.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Ten, I'll go, I'll go eleven.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I'm going to stay out of this one.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I'm not amazing, Jack, But do you want to go
over the top of Matthew? I'll go.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Twelve to yours joke twelve. Negotiate you.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Okay, keep on you mate, through two tracks, Joe, Nike
rebook sketches out of Dart.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Real sorry asex.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Ah, new balance, Ah, Jesus and getting limited already taken
the sporting round type or just the brand.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Anyone that does shoes think a bit more classy? Jack?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Sorry, go on? Why is my brain so fuzzled with
this because.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
You drink on the weekend?
Speaker 4 (41:29):
But I have as uh haveas uh converse ugly shoe
in the world. Uh yeasy, I'll give you that. I
just thought ugliest Croc to La Costa have shoes.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Four three two?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
I can't think of why it was eleven.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah yeah, brothel Croupers, yeah yeah, let myself down.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I'm sure Crocs will be really stoked with that branding.
True Ugly is sure live potential.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Sponsored tru think No, I don't think so. I wouldn't
allow that.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I like crocs. Yeah, come on, man, man, I have rules.
You don't get the style.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Look at you over there wearing your Michael Jackson jeans
with like, excuse.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Me, like these are little French handmade shoes that I've
had for four years, and.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
You look like you defluffed a poodle and put them
into that looked like a tiner fist. That's what else
we got?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Cood Next category, Jack's minus one.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, Jacks mineus one.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Okay, she said, yeah, well I'm the only one ever
achieved minus one before apparently.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Okay, ready names for your spouse.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Oh, sen, okay eleven.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
I'm I'm out of this one.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Here we go. This is I like this to you?
Two go at each other? What are you at?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Eleven? Twelve, thirteen?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
It's yours?
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Okay, I'm let to wear right?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh jesus, I suppose I suppose you could just remember.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
There might be kids in the cat How many am
I did?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I just been fourteen?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
I'll be good, kid, said the sea word that she.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Does call that.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Well, can I okay, can I just get that given
to me without having to say it, because Oise, it's
just I don't think I sacrifice, and I'll sacrifice five
seconds right off the top.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I don't think you should ever call your spouse the
sea words. I'm not going to allow it. It's stuff
that like, that's almost okay.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Let's go there laying the rules.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Dan, listen to the rolls, you know, if you're going
to do it seriously.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
If I'm not offended, no one else should be.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Three two, one.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Honey, baby, little veggie, pooky pooky pie, ghost asshole.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Ghost ghost assholes I've called.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
You just have one word or two ghost.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
And seven Ma Marie, which is my husband in French
husband Hobby Matt Matthew.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
No, I'm not allowing his name.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
It's like I came up to eleven, then ten, I'm eleven.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I'm counting monster.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
What now.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Freak fifteen seconds? My god, I'm not allowing allow.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
That, sweetie pie. One more pumpkin, pumpkin patch.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I haven't heard even.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
And I gave you fifteen.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Actually was I haven't heard a quarter of those that
they think that.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
My little pump Well, that's okay because I gave you
fifteen and I've been fourteen, my little pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Patch, I've never heard You've never called me that. You've
never called me ghost.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
No, I more probably referred to you as ghosts more
than what just not around ghost?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Not around like you're around, but you're not here, absent.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, I've never heard that, so I'm sorry that doesn't.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I was thinking like ghosts in spirit because he consumes
so many spirits.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
That's what about monster?
Speaker 3 (45:22):
I have absolutely called you a monster.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
You missed out a lot of obviously, like darling, honey.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
I don't really call him darlin, but you called him.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Know how you got him ghost to a monster? Or
you tried to pass you miss tripod?
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, darling, open to interpretations someone you all right?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Last one?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
What I didn't say.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
That I think you did. Baby your mouth out.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
And this is thirty thirty, your wedding anniversary coming up.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
I know we do. We have to plan something.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I get at the bars in averted Commas celebration.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
We'll play the funeral for you.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
About that, I shouldn't say that life is fragile.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Life is a fragile thing, Okay, I agree. Things that
smell bad. Five eight five eight, Dad used to play
that position.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I'll do ten mission, okay, I'll go eleven, twelve, okay, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
For uses to let anyone. Okay, what did you say?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Truth?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Twelve?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Can I do this?
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Thirteen?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Even about out?
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Okay, you go much.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
I was trying to again.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Okay, what was the category things that smell bad?
Speaker 2 (46:47):
It is things that smell bad? And I'm going to
just give you a couple more seconds just to buy
some time on you, okay, And then you.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Can't say truth is as okay.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Well, they've got to be things that give smell.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Right, let me tell you, don't worry. We've we've smelled
a bit of that organized okay, ready as in organist
in the piano.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Not that alright, I am the and okay, Jack ready
to one thing?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Cheese?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Uh, toilet a.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Rotten food, rotten eggs or eggs.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Let's go with garbage.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
Bins on hot day, sewage, sewage, spoiled fish, decaying meat,
burnt hair is horrendous. Wet wet dog smell. I don't
like that smell.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Try that thing, moldy.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Towels, cigarette smell. I want to be fantasygarettes smell.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Sewage more ship, smell.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Those weird sulfur springs in.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Like like Budapest and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
You know those weird springs springs.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yeah, and give me one more just for you go
feet feet he.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Said ship when he got made the mistake and shot
stinks smells bad, right, so he actually gave you.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Fifty what we're just leaving your space to pick.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Do you did you like? Do you get like? Do
you get hard off? Interrupting and taking over a segment,
an innocent segment.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
She's okay, she's excited.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
You're very excited today. And tell you a little mate
that's on your lip, Well.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
It's going to start talking. Maybe that's the thing that's talking. Okay,
are we ready for the joke? The Are we ready?
Are we ready for the jocos to come? Go on?
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Give Okay, it's everyone else finish, because this is.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Just the finishes.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
There's nothing after this, do you.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
There will be nothing to say glanced down.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
I've got to remember it now, guys, this is the
Willie Nelson's Willie Nelson joke. Patricia going to change.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Their name to just just remember I've been forced to
do this.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
This is like you had to move. Change the name
to suit our part of the world. Here we go. Okay,
clip it, people.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Clip it. What's the worst possible thing to hear when
you're going down?
Speaker 4 (49:26):
The joke said by one Patricia Johns has been canceled
by the podcast authority due to inappropriate use.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Of the English language.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
May God have mercy on her soul.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Next week doing Richie joke the Broncos.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
That way, we won't get any better.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
You might get too much.
Speaker 4 (49:52):
Oh take us out, get better than that.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, yeah, so you got Thanks for joining us. Another
week of the fa only potty and just thanks for
everyone for you continued support. We couldn't do it without you,
and we keep in going.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
People are think are thinking that we're stopping over.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
We don't stop. Our work rate continue second to none,
second to none. We will keep giving you, guys, excellent content.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Have we got on Monday?
Speaker 2 (50:18):
This is what we do for the Backstage podcast. We've
got Dylan Walker, one of the great ball players of
our game and one of the great blokes, a great
bloody character. We only get good characters on this potty,
all right, So have a good time, have a good week,
and feed your kids.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
No check on your early neighbors, make sure there's water,
few pets there. We go start
Well, guess what, people, I'm down here, final post post week.
I'm down here. You're down here. The one who's been
most critical of me, he's not here, John's They might
ask you ready whenever you're ready. Brother, he made people
in glasshouses. Bro, Well, I was doing people in glasshouses. Dog,
(00:23):
I was up early? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What doing breakfast radio? Brother? Guess what? Because guess what?
Guess who's the only one? Really, guess who's the only
one in overtime?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Now? Second, the older brother, mate, he's doing all the cutting,
the editing, the planning, editing, editing.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, but now like now that your work's done, I
technically become the man of the house, the bread.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Don't even say breadwinner, because for breadwinning, you'd have to
contribute something to the house. Absolutely, I'm still waiting for
you to transfer the money for my day present that
I bought that you said, yeah, no, I'll get you those.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Here's my theory my Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Present as well.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
We gave you something for that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I got you shirts of Father's Day and you said
they were too, brother, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You've taken they were free. You've taken a leave matter.
You've taken a leaf out of your uncle Joey's book
Who for One Christmas brought me in two thousand and six,
and I hadn't played them, sorry for four years. After retired,
he gave me a free pair of Nikes that he
was given screwings and they were a size and half
(01:33):
two big. Anyway, that is the height of rudeness. Yeah, slackness, slackness,
your right, you're right up, brother.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Let me tell you something, brother, all right, I have
what I have done for this family has it goes
comedic value around the house and.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
We're all like, you know, I'd like, I think I
can contribute to that.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Trish, you don't contribute anything, not only do this podcast,
but to general society, to this house respectfully. In comedy
it's hush, I mean in comedic terms.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, I can fix that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's not your role. Don't cry. You have one of
the great Cole sols on your lips at the moment
you got baby again.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I know it's like the third time in about eight
weeks you.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Being French kissing.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, I'm just run down. It was a big weekend,
Jack fine night drinking.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I went to the FanFest the other day for the
NRL and spoke to a number of people there who
are really worried about your jokes at the end, and
I'll give confirmation of that. Although you may find them funny,
a good joke has a little bit of edge to it.
How you're going there trying to get phone over your
your mane of hair? Just leave it, I reckon, Yeah,
(02:55):
and so boys, Jack, I've got a plan. What it's not,
so what it gives. Let's leave it to the end
of the podcast. But one of my favorite jokes is
the Willie Nelson Joe right. I'm not going to say
what it is, but you've given I think what you
should do is, rather than say, Willie Nelson, have a
twist like I'm thinking a prominent regul league identity, maybe
(03:16):
in the media. Can I whisper to you in the air?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I whispered, what do you yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What is it going to be hard? I've got headphones on, bra.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm gonna have to turn your MIC's down. Was whispered
as soft as possible.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You think after years Matthew would understand the medium, Right.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I did think that.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
His mack's getting worse.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I don't know if the words will come out of
my mouth. Will see am I doing it now?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Can she?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Let's wait till the end of the podcast, so she's
going to remember it.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I know that might be the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I will whisper to you again.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
No, no, no, I've got it. I've got it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
But just while we're on big weekends, I want to
I want to shout it because a lot of a
lot of of a lot of friends of the family
were very excited to tune into this week's podcast because
there was a little bit of drama in the family
this week. And I bloke that you wouldn't expect it
from right Dad, And I know particularly Dad. You know
he sometimes has a few beers and is the drunkest
(04:18):
man in the room. But Jack John's take about.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I take about Jack.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
John's take about because what who were you? The mess
you made of yourself the other night? I never expected
it to come from you, and it was. It was
bloody good stuff. So I want to give a round.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Report because he went for me, now, he went for
Cooper first, I went for you, and.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
He came for me about my parenting and he was
fingering my sternham. He was going glad you said, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, you think a lot of people who agree with
me that he might have done something wrong with the
second kid?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What did oh? Oh, so it wasn't parenting of you?
You were perfect.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm happy. I'm happy with parents.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah he had he had question. Yeah, he had to
crack it dad about his parenting when it comes to me.
But you think he's a good parent when it comes
to you. Is that what you're saying something?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh well, yeah, maybe that's not going to sound the
best for me. Actually, but I went for a I
think I know what happened though. I had a I
went for I was at six am. I went for
an eight and a half k run on Saturday on
Saturday morning, and then me and my friends were drinking
from about one o'clock. And I think it's sort.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Of just coubo. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You thought it was the drunk as you've ever seen me.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Easily, I reckon drunkers I've ever seen, and I've seen
you you've had like across the years.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Like you had to be dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I had to be. Yeah, cial you were.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You're no ned brockman with your right like it. Seriously,
you must have been that dehydrated because I've never seen
you that belligerent, drunk.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You were drinking tequila and vodka, vodka, just.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Tequila, and then oh yeah, Martha was making like these
really strong margaritas as well.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Everyone's done it. Everyone's made a mess of themselves in
the lives once or twice on the piss.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
He was physically tidy his anger issues with you and Jack.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You just couldn't reason with the bastard or just no,
you know what it was. He just wouldn't leave. Like
usually Jack gets angry and he has a spurt and
then he would just like disappear and then like he'll
calm down and then it'll be resolved. But this time
he just wouldn't leave.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I just couldn't let alone.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
He just couldn't let I just couldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Let you go.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
In Jex's defense, you came home belligerent that day.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah you've been you'd been hung over after two days
of drinking yourself. Yeah, you've been partying in Melbourne and
then you've been partying after feeling about the storm.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, I didn't. I and I was tired. I traveled
back from Melbourne and then i'd come back and there's
a party at the house, which is fine, but I
parked myself upstairs and just sort of wanted to get
away from everything.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
And then he didn't know.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You didn't you came and sat with us.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
We were having lunchstairs and then at his own shoes,
and you'd come down and see the big group act
like his big horse with his Sonny's on in the
middle of the day.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I was Sunday. That's what usually when you wear Sonny's
in the middle of the day, right.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
And it was outside, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Uncle, It was good. It's very good.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, Joey didn't He wasn't offering a whole heap, but
he was.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Were on our way to having one of the great days,
and then you turned up all of a sudden, not
a cloud in the sky. Suddenly this dark cloud just appeared.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And I had a you know what, I started having
a GiB bit of a go with Jack when he
started getting a bit drunk. He tried to come and
talk to me, and he was barely articulating a sentence together,
and I would and I had no time for it.
I just had no patience for it. And I had
a couple jabs at him about it, and then it
must have just really ticked him off. Because remember I
(07:43):
was upstairs and we're watching on Fox. There was the
top twenty Grand Finals of all time leading into the
Grand File. So we're watching them and a hit number
seven and Jack come up and he just sat next
to me and just wore and just started peppering me
just and I wouldn't leave me alone. So then I
went downstairs. He followed me down there. I come back up,
and then he followed me back up there again. Did
that about two more times, and then Dad, you eventually
(08:05):
had to get in between and just go Jack, I
don't know what you're doing, but like all your mates
are downstairs and you've just been following Cooper around for
an hour, not leaving him alone.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I'm convinced, like I'm convinced now some of that because
I don't like go too hard too often, but I think, no, no,
I'm convinced that it's age. I think I'm starting to know.
But I'm starting to think that when I was younger,
like when I say, early twenties, I couldn't I was
never like like belligerent like that, like you know, I'm
(08:37):
starting to think maybe my age just because remember only
a year year and a bit agol I had the
grinch incident in the bus stop as well.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh yeah, you fell asleep in the bus step o,
Yeah that was and you spewed over the side of
the boat the same night. What I will say, No,
I think Jack can. Jack can turn it on right
and then like just once a year, go like randomly
hard because like you'll come out Jack, but you won't like.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Like I'm not the type of person have like one
or two, Like I'll do it just to like be nice,
like maybe one, but rarely two. If I'm having a crack,
like I'm having a you'll have a crack I'm having.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And this year you haven't really had a crack at all.
And like, I reckon your liver just started to think
maybe maybe he's never going to drink again, and the
callouses that will once formed, that you need a bit
of callous on your liver to be fit so resilience.
I think his liver sort of reverted back to that
of a liver of a sixteen, sixteen year old boy,
and it just thought, maybe this is the turning of
(09:32):
a new leath, this is the healthy liver. And then
Jack just obliterated it with tequila and vodka.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That is actually true, man, that's well, I don't know.
I just remember trying some uncle.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
A tractor.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But Matt, he's Melbourne storm in the dressing room mainly
episode that he can barely remember. That was after he'd
had some time off drinking, when I was having Yeah,
and he came back and he's never been able to
have handle alcohol since.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
That was because you sent your liver back to Infanta.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, that's right, it went, Oh my god, I'm clean
for a long long time.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well the first thing, well, the first time I've heard
of the enzions sit in the liver, which basically allows
you to protest and gets you drunk. Fit was a
Brian's wedding, a good Irish wedding, and Brian's Brian's uncle,
Nannie Faukner and tractor. They were there and Faulkner's usually
a machine drinking, but he'd had had six weeks off
(10:35):
the drink, longest he'd ever done in his life, waiting
for excited to wait for Brian's wedding, and then just
got absolutely Mayett could barely stand.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Imagine six weeks being the longest you've ever gone on,
Like that's just over a month. Yeah, fair enough but yeah,
I just I think Jack Jack already wins. Well, if
we had a prize, Jack, you're in the Dallium of
the week, you're our back fan, You're our back fans
Player of the week.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Oh sure, yeah, thanks Bruiser.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, I reckon Bruiser would have won to feel with
them in his time.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
As well, James tedesco of the Weekend. Given the fact
that gives won by a country mile, it was never
in doubt.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Oh I don't know. There must have been someone injured
on the way because Luke Metcalf was coming to get him.
I Reckon Coper.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
And what I will also say is Jack's partner, Jem,
she rang me. They went out after after the incident
of Jack poking fingering Dad in the chest, and she
ranged me around like eleven o'clock, said, Jack's just left
the venue were at and he walked home. And he
walked home. It's about a fifteen minute uber, so what
is it makes? Probably about thirty five minutes forty minutes while.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
On you I knew, I said, two of my best mates,
I said, Jem goes on on a day, so I
trust them very much. I said, okay, you too, can
you make sure Jem gets home safe. They were happy
to do it, YadA YadA, YadA. And I said, I'm
walking home. I need to cool off. And I heard,
and I think that's a reasonable decision being made by
someone who's quite drunk.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
So heard. I was the only one left up, and
I heard this knock at the door. And I turn
around and there's this. It was like a poltergeist, sandy,
just this stewing mess of human and I just walked over,
unlocked the door, and turned on the whel and went
sack back down again. Jack walked stood behind me. That's right.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I forgot how I got back in the house. Yea.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And I was sit there watching the game by the way,
sweating bullets because he's sitting behind me. Another I got, oh, no,
what's going to happen here? And then you know, and
then he turned and went to bed.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So he didn't say anything.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
No, there was no there was no I remember, yeah, Ship,
I forgot nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I thought.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I went to the front door the next day, but
I was the back door, the top back door.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, you love the back door. But I will hanging
on that back no, yea. I will say like when
Jim rang me because I was in bed, and I
was so tired, and I had a big day of
like work the next day for the GF, and I'm
sitting there and I'm going, this bloke's going to come home,
storm into my room and just slip throat.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I think I forgot. I genuinely think I forgot that
you were even home. But otherwise maybe I would have
come into your room.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That's because I was literally having I had like a
nightmare about it in my sleep, and I was so anxious.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I thought that I thought, the only way I'm going
to get away with him not seeing me in my
sleep tonight is if I go in and sleep on Mum
and Dad's floor. And I didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
May me sound like a real tyrant, you.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, it wasn't a pleasant man.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Watched the ninety seven Grand Final with me as it
went down the order of greatest Grand Finals. We sat
at number two coops abad to go to bed, and
I said, just take a seat to here. I'm going
to talk you through this.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, we watched, and mate, yeah, and we have watched
throughout our childhood. We've watched the ninety seven Grand Final
when Dad's been drunk I reckon a hundred times not enough,
and he's and we sit there Saturday night for the
JF and he's pausing it and going, So the thing
about this is Coops. I remember we'd done this during
the week, and I was going, I've heard this so
(13:53):
many times. And I've just got my brother who's out
and about plotting my.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Death, and oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
She's talking you to death.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You and I had then, I had dad making my
years bleed and making me wish I was.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Dead, and you have severely hungover, and.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I've hung hung as a horse.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, Triush, what's our story of what's our question for
the week?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Okay, if you guys can pop yourself into any music clip,
which would it be?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
And why a music video?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Any music video?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
There's not many good music videos anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
They're usually old ones.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I've got I had good times in excess to Jimmy
Barnes that looked a lot of It's a great on stage. Yeah,
they're not in stage. They're in like a recording studio.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Studio one o one.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I heard I heard that they were in They were
filming basically just them on a bender. Is that right?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, that's right, that would be the way to open it.
The producer and they just basically went go for it
over the course of two or three days. Studio one
on one I think is towards Redfern Way down that way, sorry,
towards the Newtown Way. It's a Sydney, Sydney studio.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You ever meet Michael Hutchins in excess.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
No, I didn't, Cubs, I never got to meet him,
so sort all the other boys. I met all the
other boys. Jack used to speak to Kerk Pengeli at
the gym quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
His son, he's with Lamee Bash the right.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, yeah, they're back.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Their child went to my school. Yeah yeah, a couple
of years below me.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I don't think they have a child together.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I might have been, Oh, maybe I'm opening up a candle.
That's just whoopers.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Another music I.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Went for Cobber Yeah, okay, I went for I went
for that that weird music video with David Bowie and
Mick Jagger dancing in the streets. You know that the
entire so.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Is it dancing on the ceiling That was like rich
an whole soul song.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, there's a there's an episode of Family Guy that
they so a family episode typically typically goes for about
twenty one minutes. They dedicated four minutes to show the
entire music video in because it's so weird and bizarre
and has all these underlying things going on in it,
and then at the end he just goes, yeah, that happened.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
There's a remember this guy's name. There's there used to
be this country singer in America where at any random
point and family guy Peter would just look down the barrel,
break the fourth wall and look at the camera and goes,
ladies and gentlemen missed and I forgot his name, and
they'd play a three and a half minute No, he's
not country because in.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Austin powers, you know, he has and ladies and gentlemen,
mister Burt Backer at.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
It might be him. He kind of looks like he's
got like well, and i'll do it.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'll do It's not that.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
But the guy was dead when they kept doing it,
so his family had to write in, and the family
put a formal complaint into like Fox eight or whatever
the network was and said stop playing his music videos,
like be clever enough to write your own jokes, And
then they use the letter that they used in a
family should content great ship.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Do you know what? I don't think it is Burt
Backrat because he well, he was definitely live ten years
ago because we got invited to go and watch him, yeah,
at Singer's place, and we didn't. We couldn't go because
we're hosting my brother Surprise sixties.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But well I loved what is cost us?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Thanks seventy this year. Soon.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Your brother is Uncle John.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Uncle John. Oh, he looks amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Those people we've told him. There was an episode years
ago where we spoke about Uncle John stories. He's one
of the great liars.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You're not allowed to talk about Uncle johns. Every time
you talk about him. I get into trouble. I get
I talk about him. I know you talk about him,
but I get into trouble for it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I don't give you Uncle John.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Uncle listened to the podcast people do?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Apparently people in the Goldie pulled him up all the
time and called him a liar.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
He's a Gold Coast surfer for context. Everyone.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, he lives out of the Goldie and he'll always
be like, if you're driving past a beach, you go.
The other day, I was out there, bloody sixteen foot
I got barreled out there. He just lies straight through
his teeth and you just know. He once made up
a lie that he got from gold Coast to Newcastle
in like three and a half hours getting children.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Truth was standing there he said to Johnny said to me,
were at his house, and he goes, how long take
you to gup? I said that we had a pretty
good run. I said it took us about just short
of ten hours. He went turn hours. He goes, mate,
I did it the other I did it the other year.
I did it four and a half. And we went
and he told it again at Christmas at a Christmas party,
(18:22):
and Martin, one of the boys other uncles, who's very pragmatic, goes,
john yeah, right that what about what about speed cameras?
And he goes, oh, I go past speed cameras And
if I think it's got me, I just do a
U turn and go back and smash. It fits right,
and Mark and said.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I'm going to get this.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
We're too far going, we're.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Too far out of the track. We can't you turn.
He gaes, I'd find that very hard to believe that
they would put ones in there that were so easy
to smash. He goes well, I do well.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
My favorite one was when we went to visit him
up in the gold Posed and he was trying to
encourage Matt to move up there.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Because one he said, you've got to move up here.
He said, mate, you do so well. He said, there
is about three women to one blow up on the
gold Case. You said we should go out together this
to make you kill it.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm going, are you freaking he's married? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Anyway, catlong story short, we went out, me and John
and I did very well.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I found the bloke's name is all that family guy.
His name is Conway Twitty. You'd never would have He
was like, so niche ladies and gentlemen, mister Canwei Twitty.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I'm going have to google.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Anyone else got a music video?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Sure do? I? I want to be in the Offsprings
pretty fly for a white guy. It is the sexiest
piece of video clip I've ever seen in my life.
When the girls are shaking their little tushes around the pool.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That tight little talian As wouldn't go well.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
There, I don't even know how to shake. I don't
really have.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Much to know. I didn't need to hear that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I did not need to hear about my mom, referring
to her ass as a tight little Italians. What is
wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
He's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, guys, guys, we're in the trust tree.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Trust you trusted broke a branch. Hey, what video do
you want to be in?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It's an easy one for me. The bangals walk like
an Egyptian. Oh those girls.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Oh, he's always loved the lead singer, the little brunette
Chicky awesome.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Not sure, but they were all jealous of her, apparently,
the other girls. She was a listen to podcast about it,
and yeah she was, Oh, yeah, she's good, she's And
what role.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Would you play?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
You just walk across the stage during the Egyptian I'd.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Walk across like the local Letharia, just like like a
farah jab of the hut, you know. And I'm just
sort of around there and they're worshiping me like.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
The disgusting fat slob you are.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Zeeing.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Actually, I've got a segment, just a short segment for
us today. I thought i'd chuck it in somewhere on
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Okay, it just the place for it.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah, this is the one. I believe this is quite
age appropriate too, Unlike some of the other segments I've
done through the year. So there was a study done
at a Boston university right where they found they did
a study on twelve year old kids and how they
surpassed what their scores were in for three separate riddles
at different levels of intensity to see, like, so people
(21:45):
can compare themselves to a twelve year old that do riddles.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, take pause for one second.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Anyone follow that three different levels of riddle, so one
would of complexity.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I would imagine, Yeah, so I've got three the three
here they go from hardest to easier, as easiest to hardest.
And I'll give you the score of the twelve year
olds on average, and you guys have to nominate which
one you want. So there's one that's eighty percent of
twelve year olds got it correct, there's one that's seventy
percent of twelve year olds got it correct, and there's
one that only twenty percent got it correct.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's almost like, are you smarter than a twelve year
old for riddles?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I'd go to the middle one. I don't think I'm wonderful.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Twelve year olds are more on So you want to
go for the hardest one? Call for that is that personally,
So matthewill go last. Then Cooper said, you're going with
the easiest one.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Then yeah, I go easiest, okay, and I'll go middle.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
So how many how many olds got easy?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Eighty percent of them got this one right? So only
if you can answer you're ready, No, it's.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I follow you by day and flee at night. I
copy your shape, I know your way. I already know
what is it?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Shadow?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Correct Cooper John's well done, ding ding?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What twenty percent of them didn't get at They're stupid
twelve year old?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Twelve year old?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
To be fair, I was going to say the sun.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I hate twelve years.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, okay, here we go, Tricia John's you get thee
So seventy percent here seventy This is the second hardest.
Seventy percent of twelve year olds answer correct you. I
guard many treasures, yet keep none of none for myself.
I have keys that open everything, but locks that fit nothing.
My song is silent until you touch me. What am I?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I do not? So could you just repeat it one
more time? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
All good or good?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I guard many treasures, yet keep none for myself. I
have keys that open everything, but locks that fit nothing.
My song is silent until you touch me? What am I?
Twelve year old's got this?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
True? God is just so easy? True?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You don't know boy?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Do you know cood?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
No, Okay, I'm thinking like, where's your head at?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
What do you think it? Because i'm music box I
was thinking vinyl player, yeah, something of that.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
But key unlock. The key thing sort of threw me.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
What do you think I think you say yeah, piano, Yeah,
say that, Matthews after you were playing Keyboardso.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
That's you're good. I'm an idiot that's led in perfectly.
So Matt Yeah, has the hardest one. So only twenty
percent of twelve year olds were able to get this
next one Roll with Slaves people are cowenty percent people.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
People have been commenting about how handsome you've been looking
on the Partty lately. Blake requested for you to do
the whole party one day with your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Well, you know the Bengals. The lead singer with the Bengals,
she actually let she actually got there. She used to
sing all the songs completely in the nude.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
We heard that this morning, Jackie, Yes, right, yeah, because
because her manager or producer told her that Olivia Newton
John used to do it, which was a lie.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It was a pervert, which was a lie. And she
did it and she really hit the You know, it
would be bloody funny one day and we couldn't use
it like visually, but just for our own amusement, we
all did the Poddy naked.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
No, I'm not comfortable.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm real comfortable with that'd be funny. Maybe maybe we
have to do it, like maybe we do it on
one of our backstage episodes with a random guest and
we don't tell them.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Okay, what do they have to be new?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
They don't have to be but me and Day will
just be new. Give them the option and we'll go like,
you know, when did you have your first?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
What I do.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
The rest of the podcast completely due No, how about
you doing it? Because then it'll be really off putting.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It'd be one of those ones where we we wouldn't
be able to use the vision. Probably sure, you know,
So we just do an audio.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Blurt bits out blue bit don't blues bits?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Probably not?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Can I get back to the.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
We do digress?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
I forgot Okay, so Matthew, here you go. This is
the hardest one. Here. Telve year old's got it?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Here we go, I feel right now talking about Nate
nudity when we're doing twelve year old riddle or something.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I flee when you advance and return when you stand still.
I divide two worlds without ever drawing a line. Sailors
chase me forever, yet never never move. What am I?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I know this one true?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Can reput it again? Just while Trush was talking about yeah,
I couldn't quite.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Get that, Okay, I flee when you advance and return
when you stand I divide two worlds without ever drawing
a line. Sailors chase me forever, Yet I never move?
What am I?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Sailors chase me forever? What am I tell me?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
When I'm allowed, I.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Would say the tide?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Can I answer? Well, he gave me, he answered, She's
allowed to answer if it's the horizon.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
It is the horizon.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh, well done, Trush.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
That's why I'm so excited. I couldn't get the easier.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
The moment your half thought it, you just couldn't. You
couldn't stand still say it.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I just said I know it. I was excited.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You're yelling across the room, and who's jack to have
a crack after his belligerent performance.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, and I wasn't yelling on now to Cooper, she
mo to me, mate, you shouldn't go walking around trying
to make enemies. Mate, let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah, getting called mate my mom, that's a that's a cover.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, old digger, can I kickligator?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
We've got some stories from our week because I've got
a good little one that I want to bring up
with you. Dad. I haven't teared you up on this,
but at the Gulf Day last week I played that
Greg Bird was there, former teammate of you, Dirty Birdie,
dirty bird Vocastrian Novocastrian boy from Maitland. But he used
to play Cronulla with you. He actually told he kept
retelling a story to me and Fletcher Sharp. He says
snock boy about his debut. He said that he was
(27:43):
on the piss all week. It was a semi final
against maybe the Dragons, and it was the game where
you broke your neck and then had to retire, and
he was on the bench. He'd been on the piss
all week with the reserve grade and they put him
on at five acre and he got me out of
the match. Not relevant to the story. But he told
it six times, and I did by the end say, Bertie,
you have told me that six times. It's getting annoying.
(28:03):
Shout out to Bertie, another beligerent drunk just like Jack.
But Bertie was telling me and he said, ask your
dad about this. Apparently in back in the day, you
got knocked out bad one day at Cranulla and the
physio Tony Au came on the field and the typical
question back then was do you know where you are? Matt,
And apparently you said back to Tony while you were really thinking,
(28:26):
you started singing, I'm the copa cob Is that true?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Well, I can't remember Tony Au and all that. After
the gap, mate, when I sort of come through absolutely prisoners,
I was laughing. They said, we came out and mate,
maybe you know here it's okay anyware the colper copper cabaner.
The other straight thing about back in those days, it
was like there was no concussion test. It was like
sweet mate.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
It was just the old like where are you? What
day is it? And then if you get answer that
and set back out there.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
And because I said the copa cabana and hit the
right note, Bill Harrigan was standing there. Apparently he was pissing.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
No way. So even in your even back then, Dad,
you were always I would say, entertaining.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I'm an entertainer. Everyone I'm concussed.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That's the only way we actually stayed together through his humor.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah? When I cracked the shits, he managed to turn
things to me.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
He's a great he's one of the great manipulators. You
came and you played a situation to benefit your talk
about the book.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Oh what about the time that you did hurt your
neck and then you ended up?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
She can't tell us, she can't tell a joke.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
She can bring a story out of nowhere and with
no timing whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I see, these are my special qualities. Remember the time
you did hurt your neck, that was your last game
and they took you into the dressing room and they
called me down. I was like, oh no, mid beer
god German walking going down And you sort of came
to and you had the pastor praying over you.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
It was a terrific bloke, the past but he had
him and Jason Stevens both had their hands on me praying.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Why was Jason Stephens praying?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Because he was Christian because he's a Christian.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
But was he wasn't he playing?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
No? No, he was out injured. So I work out,
like came through and they're standing out the top of
their hands on me. I said, fellas, please please, just
you give me. You're starting to spook me here.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Well, dinners, they were doing it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm like, last he was dead.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, it wasn't looking good.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
It wasn't looking good.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Anyone else got anything from that week?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah? We had pretty well eye let me rephrase it.
I had a pretty massive weekend in the house Thursday
night drinks, Friday night drinks, Saturday lunch and then obviously
Grand Final. We had a heap of people over. I
got text messages from Sun number one Friday night. Yeah,
(30:50):
Friday night, nine thirteen, text message.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
He's a really pumping jack did have can you.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Girls be more quiet? Second?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Was I I was I was being I think I
was being quite.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. This was Friday night at nine thirteen.
I was a weekend.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
As I said, I was up early running the next
morning and that was the next text, that's your decision.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
I'm up early and trying to sleep. So that and
then you know, we did put the music down because
the other girls after I'd.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Gone to the BOTTLEO for you and got a couple
of bottles of champagne.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
A couple more bottles of champagne. What did you think
was going to happen?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Oh no, no, no, I was on Salor.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, we went for sale.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Who are you with? On Friday night?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Bourne and Tash right.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Control. Tash was over was three or.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Four days in a row. She basically lived here the.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Last four I'll tell you she can you had Tash
over three or four days and then Dad had his
mate party, Marty who lives two doors up party. Marty
was here three of the four days.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
As well well, and then jumped to Sunday night after
the Grand Final.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
All of a sudden, at eleven fifty two perm on
a public holiday Sunday night, I get and Matt was
in on this one too. He sent it to both
of us. This is from Jack again. Text number one,
please turn the music down. Text number two. A little
bit later, me and Jim's room is shaking, yeah, text
number three, we just want to sleep. And then we
(32:18):
worked out that way. It wasn't the music that was
the real problem was the microphone we had.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
They have a karaoke mission, right, and that was fine.
They could be as loud as they wanted. With that,
I didn't really care. What was really affecting us was
even we're putting a pillow over our head. Whoever was singing,
like the voice that was going through the speaker, it
was reverberating throughout all the like the wooden walls of
the house, and like our room was shaking.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Just to our walls up.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Honestly, they be concrete.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It was Grand Final day exactly.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Come on, it was a big weekend.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
And and and I'll back you on the Friday night
one because you like you're run on the next day
in that. But Sunday, you know, you after you're trying
to fight me and Dad the night before. It's one
of those things. Yeah, I reckon, I'm one hundred percent
with you.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I've also got a nasti email you got sent Matt.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, I wake up Monday after the Grand Final and
this woman Anita calling herself the long suffering fan seeking
unbiased commentary sens. Dear mister John's. Now that the Grand
Final is over and the Broncos have received their well
earned prize of prizes. I'd love it if you publicly
eat a piece of Humble Buy and reflect on your
(33:35):
failings as non biased commentator of the game an NRL
expert both in quotestion marks. You have shown yourself to
be neither. Oh, you have failed on both counts. Shame
on you for being inherently unable to cast a view
that is anything but openly anti Queensland. What was your
prediction again? Question mark? Question mark question mark? I'm like,
(33:58):
who the freaking hell is this woman and where is
she basing this anyway?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
You?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
And then she brings in Joe, your dickhead brother. I
need to go home and have a big think about
your behavior and how it impacts viewers in the fans,
because that would because what would NRL be like without
Queensland participation? A less again? What is she saying?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
You actually get accused of the total opposite being too
pro queens that so I sent Anita a.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Little Jordan Ricky Burner.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
And I freaking love it, Like never hear back from
these people when you when you actually point out to them.
I said, dear Anita, I'm not sure if you've been
drinking and felt compelled to send your misinformed email or
just completely ignorant, perhaps both. On the contrary, Matthew gets
accused of being pro queens Land, so I'm quite confused
as to what your possible sources might be. In fact,
(34:54):
if you go back to the start of the year,
you'd say that matt actually predicted the Broncos as potential
premiers under the new coach.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
My first ever prediction of the year was that it'd
be that Broncos were in the.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Comp pointed, yeah, because I thought, yeah, fat's us anyway, Fats,
that's us? Fat chance either of that was a bit
of lie. Yeah, And then I continued, and if you're
able to take your mind back to twenty twenty three,
you'd know that Matthew and his brother actually had a
public falling out after matt voiced his opinion that the
Queensland State of Origin team were the better team and
(35:26):
knew what they stood for. So go away and think
about your comments, and heaven forbid should you actually do
any research and know what the hell you are talking about?
And then I finished it farewell, meaning beat it, sister, bitch,
messed with the.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Bull, get the horniness, pull the tiger, sorry, pull the tile.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Get the whole Tiger.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I think she had been drinking because it was a
late night text. Everybody knows message. You don't send messages
when you've.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Been Anita would have woke up and be horrified. Anita,
no dramas. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I forgive you, Anita. I tell you what you need
to get a life? Anita, you I need a life,
all right. If you ever email my mum again on
her person or email, I'll personally send belligerent Jack up
to your place and let me tell you something. That
bloke or burn that house is a ground. Let's hope
he does that.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
No, I'm serious because nothing gets me angrier than people
doing that ship and.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Even if, especially when it's incorrect. She's just pulled that
out of our arms.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And let me tell you something. With those family we
are we are unbiased, all right. We love Queenslanders, we
love you so much. We love people from Victoria, Tasmania.
We're not massive on I love.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I love Tasmania, right, such an innocent people.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Western Australia is growing on us.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I suppose y yeah, those Quakers even Adelaide South Australians. Yeah, yeah, okay,
you've got a quiz free settlers.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I've got some stuff. Yeah. Does anyone else have anything
from the week or dad you've done?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
You know? I had something, but it's sort of a
bit of a sad story, so let's move happy podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I was so sad about it.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Oh. I listened to the column to your radio show
today and they had to which was riveting about. Her
name was Loretta Line. We should publisher give the book
a wrap. It's called traffic called unbroken h something like
the story of human trafficking. Yeah, and she talks about it,
and I just sort of think in this podcast of
(37:30):
the name, because we sort of moved maneuver down a
fun path. I don't want to take it back ye
another time.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
But to let people know what it's like, it's kind
of it's basically it's almost like the plot of taken
exactly literally like putting your you know, someone inviting you somewhere.
And it was a good message from it, like because
a lot of girls, I know, even on the northern beaches,
get like offered by I suppose like rich people to
get flown places. Oh Jesus and dangerous.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
She sort of emphasized the message like don't do it
because you don't unless you know people, it's hard to trust.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
During the walking towards she was sitting in disputed territory
Kossovo and was walking down the street, had a hood
put over her head and was taken crazy.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, don't I suppose she's fragile. Look like Australia has
some bad stuff that happened in it. But like some
of those countries overseas, like I can't even I can't.
I would just never even imagine that sort of thing
to happen.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
We imagine being a woman.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Count don't know. Those people have been so much struggle there.
They are the nicest people. When we went to Bosnia,
Brian and I I was like mate house because you're
unf me, you know, the history would be unfamiliar with
the culture at the time, and I'm sort of not
proud to say that I had my wallet like down
in pants. And then after a while I made these
are the nicest people. Nice. But I remember me and
(38:47):
Brian were sitting on a plane, sitting on it, sorry,
sitting on the train, were going from Sarajeva Mosta, and
there was a very young boy, his grandmother and his
mother all sitting there together. Anyway, we just or to
ask one or two things. They are really quite at
first and really opened up. And the little boy I
gave him the sailors how I bought in venice?
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yes, I gave him that.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Creepy head lice and yeah, yeah, absolutely littered with head lice.
And the mother she said to Brian and I, she said,
do you know he's been sitting there just watching and
listening to your people. He's never seen two people like
this before.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
And when she bade alcoholics, were you drinking at the
time on the train.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Because we couldn't drink?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
You just must have been so animated as you are together.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, I do have a little quiz.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
You know what that was? That we put a positive
twist on a horrible story.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah, what we do half fully?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Even this crazy world, we find light in the darkness
when the darkness completely takes over.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
What are we a riddle one horizon?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Anyway, we know this game, We've been playing it for
the last few weeks. I'll give you a you bid
on the category how many things you can get? And
then you go, mad Am.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I doing that joke after this because I have to
sign myself up.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, after this, people, the joke is coming, and believe me,
this will be You've.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Never heard things like this out of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Joe, Sure you have.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
What a great tease? Okay, first category is shoe brands. Okay,
in a minute.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Ten, I'll go, I'll go eleven.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I'm going to stay out of this one.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I'm not amazing, Jack, But do you want to go
over the top of Matthew? I'll go.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Twelve to yours joke twelve. Negotiate you.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Okay, keep on you mate, through two tracks, Joe, Nike
rebook sketches out of Dart.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Real sorry asex.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Ah, new balance, Ah, Jesus and getting limited already taken
the sporting round type or just the brand.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Anyone that does shoes think a bit more classy? Jack?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Sorry, go on? Why is my brain so fuzzled with
this because.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
You drink on the weekend?
Speaker 4 (41:29):
But I have as uh haveas uh converse ugly shoe
in the world. Uh yeasy, I'll give you that. I
just thought ugliest Croc to La Costa have shoes.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Four three two?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
I can't think of why it was eleven.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah yeah, brothel Croupers, yeah yeah, let myself down.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I'm sure Crocs will be really stoked with that branding.
True Ugly is sure live potential.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Sponsored tru think No, I don't think so. I wouldn't
allow that.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I like crocs. Yeah, come on, man, man, I have rules.
You don't get the style.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Look at you over there wearing your Michael Jackson jeans
with like, excuse.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Me, like these are little French handmade shoes that I've
had for four years, and.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
You look like you defluffed a poodle and put them
into that looked like a tiner fist. That's what else
we got?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Cood Next category, Jack's minus one.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, Jacks mineus one.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Okay, she said, yeah, well I'm the only one ever
achieved minus one before apparently.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Okay, ready names for your spouse.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Oh, sen, okay eleven.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
I'm I'm out of this one.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Here we go. This is I like this to you?
Two go at each other? What are you at?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Eleven? Twelve, thirteen?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
It's yours?
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Okay, I'm let to wear right?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh jesus, I suppose I suppose you could just remember.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
There might be kids in the cat How many am
I did?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I just been fourteen?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
I'll be good, kid, said the sea word that she.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Does call that.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Well, can I okay, can I just get that given
to me without having to say it, because Oise, it's
just I don't think I sacrifice, and I'll sacrifice five
seconds right off the top.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I don't think you should ever call your spouse the
sea words. I'm not going to allow it. It's stuff
that like, that's almost okay.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Let's go there laying the rules.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Dan, listen to the rolls, you know, if you're going
to do it seriously.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
If I'm not offended, no one else should be.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Three two, one.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Honey, baby, little veggie, pooky pooky pie, ghost asshole.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Ghost ghost assholes I've called.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
You just have one word or two ghost.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
And seven Ma Marie, which is my husband in French
husband Hobby Matt Matthew.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
No, I'm not allowing his name.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
It's like I came up to eleven, then ten, I'm eleven.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I'm counting monster.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
What now.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Freak fifteen seconds? My god, I'm not allowing allow.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
That, sweetie pie. One more pumpkin, pumpkin patch.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I haven't heard even.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
And I gave you fifteen.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Actually was I haven't heard a quarter of those that
they think that.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
My little pump Well, that's okay because I gave you
fifteen and I've been fourteen, my little pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Patch, I've never heard You've never called me that. You've
never called me ghost.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
No, I more probably referred to you as ghosts more
than what just not around ghost?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Not around like you're around, but you're not here, absent.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, I've never heard that, so I'm sorry that doesn't.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I was thinking like ghosts in spirit because he consumes
so many spirits.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
That's what about monster?
Speaker 3 (45:22):
I have absolutely called you a monster.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
You missed out a lot of obviously, like darling, honey.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
I don't really call him darlin, but you called him.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Know how you got him ghost to a monster? Or
you tried to pass you miss tripod?
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, darling, open to interpretations someone you all right?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Last one?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
What I didn't say.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
That I think you did. Baby your mouth out.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
And this is thirty thirty, your wedding anniversary coming up.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
I know we do. We have to plan something.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I get at the bars in averted Commas celebration.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
We'll play the funeral for you.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
About that, I shouldn't say that life is fragile.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Life is a fragile thing, Okay, I agree. Things that
smell bad. Five eight five eight, Dad used to play
that position.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I'll do ten mission, okay, I'll go eleven, twelve, okay, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
For uses to let anyone. Okay, what did you say?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Truth?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Twelve?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Can I do this?
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Thirteen?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Even about out?
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Okay, you go much.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
I was trying to again.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Okay, what was the category things that smell bad?
Speaker 2 (46:47):
It is things that smell bad? And I'm going to
just give you a couple more seconds just to buy
some time on you, okay, And then you.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Can't say truth is as okay.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Well, they've got to be things that give smell.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Right, let me tell you, don't worry. We've we've smelled
a bit of that organized okay, ready as in organist
in the piano.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Not that alright, I am the and okay, Jack ready
to one thing?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Cheese?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Uh, toilet a.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Rotten food, rotten eggs or eggs.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Let's go with garbage.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
Bins on hot day, sewage, sewage, spoiled fish, decaying meat,
burnt hair is horrendous. Wet wet dog smell. I don't
like that smell.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Try that thing, moldy.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Towels, cigarette smell. I want to be fantasygarettes smell.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Sewage more ship, smell.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Those weird sulfur springs in.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Like like Budapest and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
You know those weird springs springs.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yeah, and give me one more just for you go
feet feet he.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Said ship when he got made the mistake and shot
stinks smells bad, right, so he actually gave you.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Fifty what we're just leaving your space to pick.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Do you did you like? Do you get like? Do
you get hard off? Interrupting and taking over a segment,
an innocent segment.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
She's okay, she's excited.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
You're very excited today. And tell you a little mate
that's on your lip, Well.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
It's going to start talking. Maybe that's the thing that's talking. Okay,
are we ready for the joke? The Are we ready?
Are we ready for the jocos to come? Go on?
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Give Okay, it's everyone else finish, because this is.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Just the finishes.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
There's nothing after this, do you.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
There will be nothing to say glanced down.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
I've got to remember it now, guys, this is the
Willie Nelson's Willie Nelson joke. Patricia going to change.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Their name to just just remember I've been forced to
do this.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
This is like you had to move. Change the name
to suit our part of the world. Here we go. Okay,
clip it, people.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Clip it. What's the worst possible thing to hear when
you're going down?
Speaker 4 (49:26):
The joke said by one Patricia Johns has been canceled
by the podcast authority due to inappropriate use.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Of the English language.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
May God have mercy on her soul.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Next week doing Richie joke the Broncos.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
That way, we won't get any better.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
You might get too much.
Speaker 4 (49:52):
Oh take us out, get better than that.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, yeah, so you got Thanks for joining us. Another
week of the fa only potty and just thanks for
everyone for you continued support. We couldn't do it without you,
and we keep in going.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
People are think are thinking that we're stopping over.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
We don't stop. Our work rate continue second to none,
second to none. We will keep giving you, guys, excellent content.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Have we got on Monday?
Speaker 2 (50:18):
This is what we do for the Backstage podcast. We've
got Dylan Walker, one of the great ball players of
our game and one of the great blokes, a great
bloody character. We only get good characters on this potty,
all right, So have a good time, have a good week,
and feed your kids.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
No check on your early neighbors, make sure there's water,
few pets there. We go start
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