Swipe Right on the Johns 📱💘

Love is in the air! Matty, Trish, Cooper & Jack play matchmaker this week — setting up blind dates for listeners, debating the art of romantic gestures, and testing each other’s best (and worst) pick-up lines.

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0:00-We’ve Started Hot

5:30-Romance & Love

15:00-Gesture

29:00-No Boyfriends?

34:00-Film, fame & Vinyl

42:00-Askin Out

44:00-Cooper’s Quiz

52:00-Christmas is Coming

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, people, welcome to the podcast for another week John's
Family Podcast. This week've got something very very special today.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
We're helping the people.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, we're going to help the people out today. It's
going to be We're going to have a like a
slant on romance and love. We're going to find it.
We're going to discuss the best place places to pick
up someone?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
How would you know?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah? How would you know?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I just can't get this damn wedding ring off sucked.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I't mentioned that I was the one that broke his finger.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What did you break the heart than my finger? So
we had to talk about that film Fame and Vinyl
Greatest Romantic Films. You'll have a bit of a sland
on that. Coop's got this new quiz honestly towards the
end of their People, it is really exciting.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Did you watch it? Because I sent I sent the
video to you guys, prepping you guys of what exactly
it is. Did you all watch it?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, and I thought it.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Was average and I thought it was way better.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
And did you just enjoy it?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I love it to break the energy?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah good, good, that's good and positive. Can we just
say because This is our one of our final episodes
for the year Family Podcast. We're going to do a
little Christmas special right before Christmas. Christmas with the Johns's,
but we are also going to do it in the
weeks coming rather than doing best of shows with the
best stuff on and off the air from the Family podcast.

(01:18):
We've each picked because we've been doing This is our
sixth season of the Johns Family Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
You know, I love this.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah thought who would have thought?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Who would have thought? An idea that started in COVID
because Dad's contractual agreement made him have to do some
sort of a podcast, so he forced us to do
one with him. Has now turned into a cultural phenomenon,
not only in Australia but also in New Zealand and
don't forget.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Chili and Chile.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah really Chile, the Chileans.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
And we've had a lot of feedback from people in
the North of England as well, the podcast of choice
for Jordie's Scouses and Manx.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Thank you, thank you, remember people just hit follow. What
we're going to do is each of us have picked
a episode from the last six seasons, which was significant
to us because we had some big moments like there
was Jack's debut, which we were doing the podcast at
that stage, my debut. We had Cameron Smith on the
podcast prior to the twenty twenty Grand Final, his last
ever game in the National Rugby League. He was actually

(02:16):
doing no media that week. I called it in a favor,
got him on and what you're going to hear, You're welcome, guys.
What you're going to hear is how far we have come.
Some of us have declined, but some of us have
improved rapidly. When you listen, you were probably the It
used to just be when you go back and listen
to some of the early apps, and we're going to
have him rolling out each Friday, which people's different picks.

(02:38):
But Dad used to just drive it so hard like
Dad was. It was almost like Dad monologuing monologuing long
We know, yeah, longing.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Like what does that mean monologuing?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
It was a slip of the tongue. Yeah, so you
do want.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
To get I just thought you could.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Have created do you want to get bogged down?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
It was an opportunity to be regally created with that
son meaning one longing is longing.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Monolog like a logger that might do just one log
and then go home from have dinner.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
And monologging on mono Longing, Longing.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
You know when I said there were people that had
declined in the six seasons, Yeah, you know, I was
going to say, you improved, you've rapidly declined.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
That did she ever take off?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
That?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
She's so consistently constantly.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Mummy's still on the runway. She's been delayed for seventeen hours.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I like her.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
So we've got some big, big things coming up, and
not just in this episode, but coming up in coming
weeks as we head towards the Christmas period.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Has been up about audience. I just got a bit
of feedback back just then just popped up on my phone.
Our listener I'm not going to say his name, but
he just said Cooper looks like a cell mate I
had back in eighty eight, same infectious smile and cheeky demeanor. Really,
so there you go.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Cooper was around in eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, well, I wonder what he was in for.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Hopefully just a white collar crime.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That was that A random listener who messaged, yeah, just
that it's weird. Excellent, what a weird comment.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Let's focus doesn't bugger me? Yeah, I only just.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Learned that bugger because I thought, you know, how like
it's like turn of phrase where you go, you know,
I was rogered. I thought it was just like a
sort of descriptive one. I didn't realize when you google
buggery it actually has a meaning and it's quite horrific.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's awful.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I mean, had a two V show called Club Buggery
for while there. Yeah, I don't know if you can
do that these days, such a sensitive world out there.
But yeah, there's lots of words hard to get, like buggery.
I find that an unusual term. The other one I
find unusual is best reality. Of course, where people have
romance with an animal. Surely it should be best really should

(04:47):
be worst reality.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I wouldn't say first, I wouldn't use the word romance
because it's probably more one way romance. And I'm pretty
sure it's best reality.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Sure reality?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, is it really?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I think someone's I think someone said beast it's the
best reality as a joke. I don't think I think
you might have taken that.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Literally, John, your.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Producer was just ringing me.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Was that I noticed the other day that my producer
Ben Hagarth and you were just having correspondence. Can I
just say something, I'm the conduit between you two, actually
between all my work colleagues and you guys. Let's don't
cut out the middle man. You come through me.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't think. I think they don't see you as
the middle man. I think because you, as everybody knows,
as the boss. You're quite aggressive and you treat producers
like pieces.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Of the middle man is the little man?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yes, you never close your eyes?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay. On romance and love, yeah, what is love? Does anything?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Has he ever been like a chemical analysis?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Well?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Do you know? Well, I mean there are in dolphins
that actually do give you the feeling.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Of hormones as well. There are certain hormones that Yeah, dolphins,
is an a doorphin on hormone?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I think so, and doorphins I think you're released in
dolphins in your body. Yeah, it's almost like.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I don't know if it's a direct hormone. Let me
just check that out for you.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay, you do that fact check. But you know, there's
quite a few, quite a lot written about the languages
of love. There's a book called the Five Languages of Love.
Like everybody interprets love a little bit differently or how
they interpret love. So there's words of affirmation like oh,
I love you, you're beautiful, you're amazing. The languages they

(06:31):
love language, Yeah, we know what you think, Matthew. Acts
of service like doing things for others and doing things
for them, and you know what I'll give matt. I
think I'm a bit of an act of service person.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Hitting You're trying to make a point there, and you're
being your Like.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
One of the reasons I really love matt is how
much he loved my parents and were really good to them. Yeah,
so those lovely things.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, that's such a love of people.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Person receiving gifts, Yeah, that's not gift giving.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, there's a certain type of person that just likes
to be flooded with gifts and that's their language of love.
Quality time that's another thing I like, like, might be
just five hours in a week.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
These are the five languages of life.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Why are we talking about it?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Because it's important. It's important to identify people are different.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Isn't a chemical that releases in your brain to relieve
pain and boost pleasure or happiness are also released from
the brain.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
The vinyls say there's a fine life between there's a
fine line between pleasure and pain. I believe the pleasure
and the pain part and the brain the receptors are
like so close to each other almost you can do
the brain sometimes can't differentiate what's plan what's pleasure. So
that's why, like, that's why the nipples very sensitive. Sometimes
a nipple cripple from your friend that hurts, that's pain.
But a nipple cripple from your lover or your spouse, sorry,

(07:59):
well that in pleasure?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Really does it like tickling?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, it's similar. You think you laugh until you think
you think about the testicles. Someone cupping your testicles gently
is wonderful feeling. However, someone flicking your test Yeah, could
not be more different.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I know that's what I mean. It's such a sensitive area,
but I think I believe it's so receptively.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
This conversation degenerate so quickly.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Let's do a lightning quick survey. What do you think
would be worse getting hid in the nuts or childbirth?
I say in the nuts?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I believe they say in Google says like Google literally
Google says it's quite close in terms of the recept obviously,
child birds.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
How long does a hit in the nuts last saying,
but it's agony, but you can like it is it's
so hard, like it.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
It hurts so much. Obviously, child burst back because that's
a long time and you're building up slowly contraction.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
I mean, you can't take the drugs.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Did you take them?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
When they gave mum the epidural? The noodles so big
I fainted, he.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Fainted, really, I imagine painted Of course you didn't make
it all about matt.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It was the needle that the worst part about it.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
No, I haven't even seen it. Why would I look
at something?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Was it the word?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Did it hurt?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
The needle?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah? Oh, you know when I had when I had
my shoulder infection, I had this Russian doctor at a
hospital that's had a bit of controversy of the last twelve, thirteen,
eighteen months, and when I needed to get tested whether
I had infection or not, they pulled out a needle.
I honestly reckon. It was like had to be twenty

(09:32):
centimeters long, it was thick, put it straight into my
shoulder joint to try and extract whatever he could. It
was horrendous time.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Was there, Yeah, I was.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
You weren't in the room, but.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
You were there.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
If he was was there, he actually was.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
In the room. Then he left the room once he
pulled out the needle.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Is that legit?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, legit. You left rather than with a he left
me with a Russian and just thought, yeah, sweet.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Sorry, I should never have let him take you.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
To the If he was Albanian, there's no able to
watch out. It was before everything happened with the Russians,
can I.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
And then there's the quality time, and then there's physical touch. Okay,
so about ninety five percent of men, Oh here is
a surprise. They like physical touch and words of affirmation.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Apparently the dynamic.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, what do you reckon the physical touches?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, yeah, kissing and PDA I reckon I.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Would be and oh you're amazing, You're wonderful. I love you.
You need constant reassurance.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I like that as well. I do like quality time
as well.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I love quality.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I've grown to like quality time war. I think I've
prioritized that as I get older.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I must say, compliments make me uncomfortable. Remember you get
there's something I really love him. I can't say.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
I struggle to say that back to people. No, you
it's the right compliments me and Cooper over the years.
There are certain things that we can compliment you on,
especially especially physically around's physique, your physique and your clothing
as well that we know, trust me, that ain't awkward.
You're soaking that ship.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Dad.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Dad only likes complimented him physically. He doesn't take like
mental compliments. Well, you know, you're a really nice dad,
that you.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
You had a good show tonight, Cobber You're like, oh, yeah,
you know. But mate, when you say mate, your traps
are looking good, he goes, oh yeah, and then you're
sitting from the mirror of behalf but stand in front.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
He doesn't place emphasis on that, but he does appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, I do, he does. And nice and like clothes,
Like I'd say the trition all the time I take
care of my clothes is when we're all growing up.
When when we were growing up, a lot of the
stuff we got was hand me downs, Yeah, second hand
from Sir Vincent de Paul and there. So when you
get something nice, you've got to look after it.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
And the physical like when we catch you look at
yourself in the mirror and whatnot, what's that? What does
that have to do? With your childhood love.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
You can't like yourself. My FA's my favorite thing in
the house, the mirror.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
What about you, Jack, what would you say is your
lovely love language?

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I love language. I don't know. I like kindness, yeah,
sert service, but even just being kind gestures. I like
people that are thoughtful, like they thought they're very I
like it when someone picks up something that might not
be obvious, but they.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
See the little things you are. You are, there is
something lovely about your nature. You see this in people,
how they're you are slightly left of Santa Jack. I
could say to him, slightly Jesus Jack, and you could
lay all this music out with world class acts, and
you say, what's your favorite album? He'll go to the
more obscure one. Always, Yeah he is. It's like and

(12:41):
you know what.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
He's like it with people too. He won't go for
the fancy people. He'll go for the q understated person
on the side that shines. Yes, yeah that is Jack.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yea, it is and I've looked at it.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
He doesn't like flashy people.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Another example James James Graham, the footballer the Scouts, Right,
he's something there. James observed things about James. James is
a very leftist centered person. He's almost like you would say,
what do you call when a person not objectional? But
he's contrary, so you get there. So there's certainly he was.

(13:16):
So he's an example. He went to school in the
high school in Liverpool. He was the only person in
about a thousand kids to actually play rugby League different
and although although a scouts from Liverpool when most people
basically follow the Red side of the city Liverpool is
an Everton fan.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
He picks like almost the underdog.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Underdog.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, he's almost confrontational.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
He's objectionable.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Sam about that. Yes, there is.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oppositional disorder.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Well.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I think it's more so I was trying to find
the word. It's like he goes outside of the norm. Yeah,
he likes to pick the whatever everyone else is doing,
he'll do the opposite.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I find that sometimes when I gamble on horses, I
look there and I go.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
You don't want to back the favorite.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I know this one's going to win, but I'm just
going to back something different for a different type of that.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I do that with fashion if I'm wearing something and
then I start see heats people wearing it, I lose interesting,
like I don't want to. I want to dress. I
want to have my own sort of style. And if
someone else, if I see heat people wearing it, then
that that's trush to me.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
It does always amaze me with women how they walk
into a room or a party and someone walks in
with the same dress and it's like, it's like, like,
do you I.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Think it's our first date?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Matt?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Do you remember.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
You?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Guys? Run the same thing?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
There was a for the same dress. I was at
the buffet and there's another girl there and we looked
at each other both started laughing because it was first date.
F I I think I may have worn it. But anyway,
where she now?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Where was their? Where was the first day ball? It
was the ball in the night ball.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I took it at the night ball so she could
see me get all my wards and all got none. Guys,
if you were a romantic gesture given people, this is
all about romance and love today. Which would you be
a romantic gest You know.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
What I'd be. I'd be an early morning walk with coffee.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Is that a romantic gesture?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Bringing someone or having someone bring you a coffee or
hot chocolate? And walking together. I think that I love
the simplicity of that. There's no flower, Yeah, they do.
It's nice. It's communicating, it's keeping in touch. It's simplicity,
not sitting, not sitting in a coffee shop, but walking together.
There's something lovely about what happens when you walk and talk.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, they say in the cracks together.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
You know, when you walk, like over a long distance
with someone socially, it acts like the brain is most active.
So you're you know how when you're sitting here, we're
having a conversation doing a podcast, we're all sitting down.
Sometimes you can have a bit of brain fog when
you're walking. The receptors in your brain are so activated
because I think it comes through the feet and you're
active that like you just roll into better conversation, they say.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Can sometimes you come up with your best ideas or
problem solving when you're walking.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
So true or exercising, I'll get there. When I started exercise,
I'll finish and get a lot of I get a
lot more clarity.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
You do.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
You run upstairs and so you're writing down or you'll say.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
To me, that's cooked dinner for me.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
My best ideas come driving which is dangerous because I
often sometimes will go ship like I don't want to
forget the idea. Yeah, so I have to write it
down quickly while I'm driving red light.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
What you do?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
You ring yourself and you leave it in your message bank.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
That's like a voicemail.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
See I wouldn't go on my phone while I was
driving the obviously you do.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
But you've got a cafe. You tell the you tell
the car to ring.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Well, look at her like everyone's got Apple cars behind you.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Don't have that, guys, romantic gesture.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I had foot massage. I'm such a I wouldn't say
I have a foot fetish, but I I know I've
got tigger his feet, so don't touch my feet. But
I enjoy I consider myself somewhat a massuse. I always
I love getting these hands oiled up and getting into
my spouse or partner's body.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
You're saying that from your perspective to do to another person,
What about you? What romantic gesture could someone do for
you to really impress you?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Or I'm a giver?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I would say, yes, I.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Do.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Actually, well that's not funny selfish, you know what, I
know I'm going to be less selfish. You know, he's.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Selfish with these beautiful moments of lovely compassion, but when
you're walking. When he was little, we'd walk walk through
the streets of New York during the Christmas in the cold,
and he went to Matt and asked for some money
to give to the man on the side of the street.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
And he didn't give it to me, and Matt would
give it to him.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
So Cooper got it out of his own pocket and
gave it to so.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I hang on, so I had money, And then I
asked before she did it.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Sounds like you do you want to do a good
dual reaching your own pocket?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
And I gave it to him. You did you know
what he went?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
He went and scored some heroin I got the other day.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
And where's that homeless man?

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Now?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
You know where he is? He just he just sold
Amazon for sixty billion dollars. It was Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Sweet ye I got billion? Is knowing you the estimation
of that business?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
How much is it?

Speaker 4 (18:28):
It's trillions now, brother.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Ship, Sorry, Real and the Titans.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
That's now. That's the funniest thing you've said today. I
often get done. I struggle with saying no to donations.
So like I was going through Maca's drive through that
do you want to donate Ron Donald? Yeah? Sure, whatever?
And I was driving through Wywood Square. They are they
our local mall, and this guy was there from like
a charity. I'm now a subscriber monthly where I donate

(18:56):
to a hospital. I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, you need to know because not all of those
are legitimate.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Oh really will ship on me, you really need to be.
It was bloody expensive too, and it took me fifteen
minutes just to sign. I struggle to say no, now
what you do?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
You say, Look, I'm a bit short of time at
the moment. Can you give me the information. I'll look
at it later.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's very hard, so hard, because you do look at
it later when you go to let's say the bottle
or you go somewhere and they're finishing it. We'd like
to give a dollar extra dollar for that. What are
you going to say?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, you know, I've bought one hundred and some dollars
worth of alcohol and.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
You lousy.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
When I was at House Sidney actually had a teammate.
The people from w w F used to hang out
in front of the wools there there's.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Always people out in front there wrestling.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
No, that's the wild animal, wildlife species and stuff like that,
and I'm not going to say who it is. You
might be a dragon now. But he was one of
the best at being like ruthless of those people because
they like badge. How they're at the entry of like
as you're entering woolies, you know what I mean, when
they're like literally in your face and you have to
go past.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Jack, I I'm with it, mate. I loathe those aggressive
people who they're doing.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
It for a way they're getting past, and I'll.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Just do a warning sometimes people if they're not Sometimes
some of these charities can appear a little bit of obscure.
Sometimes we've got to be careful with those ones because
sometimes they're on given four percent of the charity. Like
it's in the same with those phone calls you get.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Last teammate I had he but there was a woman
that came up to him and said, oh, do you
want to do something for the It was something about
it might have been a certain bear, I don't know
where it was. And he went, no, I'm all right,
thank you, and she goes, oh, you don't you don't
like she got really like confrontational, like you don't care
about the bears, like as you're trying to walk past,
and he goes, no, I actually had a father who

(20:48):
he was He was in broken mountain somewhere, he said,
I remember he said broken mountain out is that seys
snock Away broken mountain copper? I think it is. He
said he was broken ridge. He was aulled by a bear, and.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I don't think I don't think we have their as
you can say.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
The lady was pretty quick too.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
And he's a bloody good player.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Jayden Sewer an excellent good player, and he might be
on the radar they're saying of another beer the Perth Bears.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
But I find I'm so ruthless in some areas of
my life. And then but with that area where it's
like kind of an awkward confrontation where they're asking you
for money, I'm so not. I wish I was way
more ruthless. Well, I'll work on that. I've been way ruder.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Here's the irony, right, if I walk down Pitt Street
more and you've got a person there who's standing there
like with charity, which you know, person hockeing, you know,
come make do you want to give that to some
I don't know what I actually do. I'll go and
give the money to someone who is legitimately immediately homeless

(21:50):
and needs for money banks. I don't want to hand
the money to someone who then is going to give
it to this other person this and suddenly my twenty
dollars I'm handed over two dollars goes to where it should.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Go, only twenty dollars. May come on, mate, you're Maddie John's.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I know someone that whenever they're passing someone in front
of a store on a street like that, they pretend
they're on a phone call.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah, it's a good good.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
You know the charity bins where you put clothes in
or shoes or whatnot. They did a someone put a
slice the back of their shoe, put an air tag
in the track to see where it would end up.
They found it. Yeah, this was a couple of years back,
and they found it in some like not like Kazakhshan,
but countries around that region. They tracked it and it

(22:37):
was up for sale really in Central Asia, in Central Asia.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
They tracked it all the way there and it was
it was they'd gone to sell it off.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Again, it seems like a seems like an awful lot
of effort.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Why don't we do that? Why don't we get an
old pair of shoes. We're do an experiment. Slip a
tracking device in there, because I know someone who knows
someone well who sort of tracks people putting things on
their cars. Easy to turn up at places and he'd
be there.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Get we can just put a Apple air tag in there. Yeah,
I got one. I got one sitting near your bedside.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Dropped it perfect, Yeah, romantic gesture.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Jack was the spoon cob you small spoon, big spoon,
big spoon spooner.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Hey, I like, look, eighty percent of the time I
was a big spooner. But maybe when I wake up.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
In the morning, I don't mind.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I don't mind royling rolling over being a little spoon.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I believe that I can only spoon on my left side.
I can't spin on my right. My shoulder, damn shoulder,
the shoulders stuff. I can't actually sit on it, so,
which was annoying because before my reconstruction, Yeah, it was
my favorite shoulder lion. Do you ever I can only
spoon to the left. I'm like Derek Zoolander Magnum you guys.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Would relate more than this to them because I'm you
guys are obviously happily married, and Jack Will you're married,
and Jack, you're in a relationship. You know, I sleep
solo these days, but you know when you're when you're
sleeping with your with your spouse, and yeah, they sleep
fall asleep on your arm and they don't do that.
And then in the middle of the night you wake
up and you're like, you're like the wacky inflatable man.

(24:09):
You have no control over your right arm and you're
just because all the blood's out of it, you still
get that.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Well, I tell what I used to do when I
was a teenager and made of mind who went to
school with tiped me off about this and it worked
a treat. I just can't be bothered to do it anymore.
I'd lay on my right arm for.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
The twenty told us about that.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
You've got new listeners. I know, but I was.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm all talking about like when you're laying in a
relationship next to he tries.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
To come and cut on me during sleep, I just like,
get over there.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
You guys have I always found that so weird about
your marriage, Like oftentimes there's a pillow between you guys.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
But that's called the pillow wall. That's the thing in marriages.
Let me tell you about that.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Ever since I can remember as a kid, I don't
think I've ever like seen you guys in bed like well,
not like you would want me to see that, but
you guys sort of sleeping side by side, cuddle you always.
Dad's like basically halfway. He's so far away, his whole
right side is basically off the bed and you're on
the other side. There's there's at least a meter gap

(25:09):
between you.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Give me my sleep.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I feel like I want to war is not the
right word, but you know there's this shifting border in
the bed that she uses with pillow that mate, I'll
get there. Sometimes I'm on a third of the bed.
She's got two thirds.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Yeah right, yeah, I get a bit of that as well.
It's very territorial with your partner.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
And give your tipop if you want to watch a
bit of Cardland to set your alarmed.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Twelve forty are you a late night you and I
will I make it special.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
As a kid, I was wandering past the bedroom as
a kid, And tell you one thing, it was a
very complimentary to you this ways.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah, tears not of joy either.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
My my ramantic gesture is the clever pickup line. Look
and there we have some young listeners and people looking
for love. Can I give you just a couple here?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I think lines the house. They're so dead.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
No, they're not mate, not if you're like someone with
this one. Oh wow, excuse me for one moment so
I can delete all my dating apps. Wow. Next one
that means you found that. Next time, excuse me while
I write a complaint to Spotify. You are definitely this
week's not a single.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
That's actually not mad, it's not Badi.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
My name is Map, but feel free to call me tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
You should say he called me tonight. That's what you
should What did you say? Change that?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
My name is Map, but feel free to call me
tomorrow or tonight, or you're can even say this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Do you get it to it?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
But I don't think I didn't realize we're going to
swap Matthew and Truth today.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Hey, give him a go.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Next one, what's your name again? I want to be
certain I'm screaming the right name. A little later.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
That one's good. That one's good. Come on, guys, give
him my bloody go he's a crack one.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
This one is of acting for people out there who
love to tickle my elbow goes, sorry, my name's not Elma,
but feel free to tickle my Is that a good one?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I didn't that is?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
And this is a beauty?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
That's an edit.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
That's no. Don't you If you edit that, you're getting buggered.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
It has to be it has to be beat.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Right maybe well yeah, yeah, a small but in this
last one, this is the one I used to pick
up trash.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Petrol because I want to pump you in the back
of my car at the time him Hunter was a
little bit sort of jelly in there.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
But I like the other one from did You Not Sorry?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
An Idiot?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
I like the in between this one. He goes up
to you guys, I like your jacket, and she goes,
oh thanks. He goes, look better, lead it's not on
my bedroom floor.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
I'm still Owen Wilson all past. Then he gets tipped
off by he's at Codally says, walks up and says,
hi you are Are you Ireland? You remind me of Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
He goes, are you from Ireland? When I look at you,
my penis is doublin.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Ohen Wilson gets it it, goes walks and goes, hey,
are you from Ireland? Because every time I see you,
my penis actually starts to double inside.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I like his mate. I think Jason sidaikas he walks
up to a girl this when they're just doing like
rapid fire, pickup one, you also do it. He goes,
excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Do you.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Buy your drink? He goes, just kidding, grand Adkins buy
your drinks? His name wasn't grand Atkins. That was a referee.
Was just the first thing that Jason. Yeah, but Jason
is the actor's.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Name, Jason said, akas referee the Pacific Champs.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Oh gotcha, just let him. Let's leave the let's sit
in complete silence. So Jack learns from that mistake. Let's
just give it three seconds.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Okay, Well, you know what at the moment, apparently it's
very uncle to have a boyfriend. Yes, it came out
in Vogue or something like that're ridiculous or like they're
saying it's not cool, like don't share it on social
media or anything like don't show that you're happy, or
don't flown to a boyfriend, and I get that, but like, sorry,

(29:37):
who are these people? They said, because they don't want
to send a message that you need to be complete
by having a boyfriend or a husband or whatever. You
can't just be happy whatever they're wanting to do. If
they've got a dog, if they've got a cat, they've
got a goddamn bird.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Does it sound sexist to you? Why is it only
uncle to have the boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
That's right, I agree, because it's.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Cool to have a girlfriend too.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
That well, you would imagine it's reciprocated, but that wasn't
stated in the.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Did you read the media?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
What do you reckon best?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Like best like we're humans not robots when.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
We were when the boys were little or just before
when when we first started dating. If you spoke to
someone who met someone online, Jesus a big stick.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
It would be fear more than anything for your safety
or what's wrong with them that they can't meet someone?
That would be my thing.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
But wasn't it like ah, I remember, like it wasn't
like a shame thing if you were like bringing something
back to like to say you met on like a
dating app or an online yeah, like online on the
website every every wedding I've been in the last five years,
they all met.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
It's just just the way it is. It is.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
It's the change of the world. Life is so busy now.
People are working on nowadays.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
It was like pubs, clubs.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Computer transport, public we're getting around in your day.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
You're not men and I'm not mobile phones and certainly
no apps and certainly nothing on the phone.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
The good old days of analog where you'd write a
letter or you go to a public toilet and on
the back of the door to meet me tonight.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
You're okay, let's go a little nostalgia. Any girl you
went out with, where did you meet them?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
You?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Uh, I think a blue Lot discirl.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
That one your sister, Oh make true shots? Sorrys not
getting bread jokes are funny and I did not even
make people there, especially when especially when you say it,
no one laughs. I had to laugh at it.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Where else? Well you met me? I was at work, Yeah,
in a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Water polo. I played water polo.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
You know, so through sport.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Through sport.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yeah, that's probably enough of your school. Yes, school, Like
my first boyfriend was like school and then no, I
know that was Tony Fowler. Where is to guess what is?
Guess what his nickname was?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Don't tell me your son named Nick? I don't know
because I might know him from Castle.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Oh really, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yeah, he's friends of text. There's a chance.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I don't know. I don't know. So that was school
until he don't be for another girl to.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
See her now anyway, you little thing.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
She was there anyway, pretty girl, But you know grudges.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
You reckon.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I don't hold grudges.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
You girls that you were there were you know, cutting
the legs under than the blokes.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Because years later than he tried to rekindle, I was like,
no way, brother, and you.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Said, hey, I'm dating Maddie Charms now and he's playing
five A over in wigand.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
No I was. I was free agent at the time.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
And then I met free.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Agent and who was your manager?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Because Isaac that's why Isaacs got him out of it,
got around of a contract with someone who came over
to me. It was actually Phil Gil he said, said
she was the finest woman.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
She's the finest young talent in.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
That Lovely Legs competition. Ye, Tricia, the Lovely Legs competitions.
She looked like an Ostrich like sort of short bodied,
big long legs. Wow, there's another one. I've pack in
the day.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I went where I'll meet my next husband.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Once a hypnotists went to Martin's and James used to
travel around.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I used to love those hypnotist shows. They were hilarious.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Sitting on the table and there was a girl there
and she was looking and saluting me.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
And was she hypnotized at the time, No, no, she was,
she was mesmerized.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I did it?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Should we do film fame violyl?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Today it's just simply greatest romantic films.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
You never get this. I get so angry because you
never get to start.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
The greatest romantic films or greatest pick up films.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Either or don't matter. It's all. It's all going to
the same place.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Run down said romantic. So I don't know, changer and
you wrote the rundowns and then you try.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
To you know.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
My temptation with this one, I was going to write
lost in translation, but it's not I'm going to push
it away from being a romance because yeah, there's been
a lot of talk about it's a great movie. I'll
live it at that. My bronze is indecent proposal, which
was Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson and Robert Redford. Fantastic movie
on thousand million dollars. They get so Robert red can

(34:46):
sleep with Woody Halson's wife, which is more.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Sounds riveting My Silver Ghost to Jerry Maguire, Tom.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Cruise and rail Zill. That's a great, great movie with
an underpinned by a burgeoning romance.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I'm telling a trend here, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
What was the famous pickup line line? He says, And
that was.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
It showing me the money?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yeah, you had not show me the money.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
She wasn't a prostitute. R and my gold is Ghost
Demi Moore to me more again and Patrick Swayzel.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Well your silver and bronze. I thought they all had
to have some sort of sport or gambling thing. No,
well they did. Okay, I'm going when a man loves
a woman as my bronze, that is Andy Garcie and
Meg Ryan. She's an alcoholic.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Why did you say who it was?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
That's a cent of a woman, I believe.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
So a lot of my little friends uses the same
line in that movie as well.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
You go, yes, my silver is did John? He goes,
off to it is churning Tatum and My Numeru, which
I still think is the most romantic movie of all
and I could watch it time and time again. Is
the Notebook Ryan Gosling and oh I always is.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
I don't know her name. It's okay, because I'm a
romantic comedy man wrough went through Man, I fly the
kite for the wrong comps.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I've never sat hand.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Oh sorry, so that was kind of bad. Hopefully none
of our YouTube liers don't. No one screenshot that. Yes, no, no,
that's fine. It's just I had my hand up with
a fist. So that's that's playing on right, That's like,
come on? Yeah? Sorry, now, now what was I saying?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I never watched the Neighboo?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
I want to sit down with you and watch it
with you.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
You will love it. It's you will cry.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I couldn't watch it. I get I can't watch it.
If I watch a rom com or any sort of
sad movie Sunday to Tuesday, I'm a wreck. I can't
watch it.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Okay, Well, yes, and thing with Jack just coughed up, mate, mate, just.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I'm sure, but.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I believe what's yours?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Jack?

Speaker 4 (37:14):
I've gone with. My first one is notding Hill, pretty standard,
one of the great rom coms. I've gone. Who's the
main actress in that? Sorry, Julia Roberts. I followed it
straight away with Pretty Woman. I've never watched Pretty Woman
before until Jim showed me, probably a couple of months ago.
Very good movie, Richard your man.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Favorite bit of that movie, I like, favorite bit, do
you know what?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I love the whole generation ladies want to be prostituted.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
I like, I like the guy who's a receptionist at
the hotel's yes, sorry, he the guy who like sort
of offered. I like, that's a feel good bit for me.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
You know what My feel good bit is when remember
the uptight nasty shop assistants won't so for when she
goes into the store in Rodeo Drive initially and then
she goes in all decked out having spent gazillions and
said to the girls work on commission, don't you, And

(38:19):
she's like all saki suki oh yes, yes, yes yes,
and she has big mistake, big mistake.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
My favorite bit of that movie is I love when
Richie Geese goes to the hospital. Got a bit of.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
What's your number one, Jacko.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
My number one was I Love Crazy Stupid Love with
Steve Carrell. Ryan.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
That's a great great that is a great wrong coom. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
I think it's quite entertaining and it's quite funny too,
said Judd, And could be a tire old check it
for your okay my mind.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I had bronze. I had Crazy Stupid Love as well,
Steve Croll, Ryan Gosling, Great afternoon, great great movie, Steve Crell.
You know she cheats, his wife cheats and with Kevin Bacon,
bloody Kevin. But it's always Kevin Bacon, always a bad
blow footloots.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
He's got he's got a name, and I'll try and fight.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
That's actually David Lyndhagen. David, you don't see Kevin Bacon
the whole time. You just hear that Seacrew's wife has
cheated on him with David Lindhagen. And then finally he
comes around. He comes around dancing for the stuff new
listeners too.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
We've got a great story about Kevin Bacon and our
great friends of the Canty family went to a wedding and
he is there.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Certainly has done great in all the rewind ups that
we play over The break I reckon.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
You'll tell it in every single one of them New listeners,
The Six o'clock Hour, The breakup Vince Vaughan and Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
That makes me sad that one.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Yeah, it is sad, but it wasn't sad.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I don't remember because they don't actually get back together.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
In the end.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
It's sort of it's all right, but it's more like
it shows the effect. And it's great for people if
you're fighting with your spouse and you want to see
the effect on the other person. And how ego comes
into it where one person is just not willing to
fall on their sword. They both want to, but they're
not willing to ego wise, and it ultimately ends and
them splitting up. It's a sad story on Jennifer and

(40:15):
there can.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
We just have a little the pivotal moment Brad Pitt,
b Brad Pitt for a second, and you went back
to one of your previous girlfriends or wives. Would you
Angeline and Jolie marry her or Jennifer Niston?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
I go Jennifer Andison. Jen sens more my time.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
The thing that lost me with with Angelina. Angelina is
the billy Bob Thornton. You've ever seen that where she's
she's dating Billy Bob Thoughton. They go into a red
carpet and they're they're got necklaces with each other's vials
of each other's blood on it, and then they just
pretty much insinuate they just made love in the car
is so bizarre heavy, And there.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Was also a shot of her and her brother having
a kiss on a red cart somewhere. That was a
little in a that was weird. That was very weird.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Alone, people getting more by bears city mate, bro cut
me open.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Guess what runs through these bloods in here?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
You are?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
You've got enough in you to fuel a whole bloody community.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
You are my goal.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Ten things I hate about you? Heath Ledger, Oh, that
damn dream boat. I think that this was the movie
that really solidified him in all of the girl's hearts
and their brains too. He played a cute role, played
a great role, a great wrong com.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
You just see that he's just such a good there
was such a good city.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
And my controversial is saying that I just don't think
he's as good looking as everyone says.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
That's very lovely.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
It's their own I think he's great looking. It's the
beautiful curly hair, but it also.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
He's got lovely brown ruggedness.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
But it's also that dark, twisted soul that he's got.
He's very dark and he's got a dark on that
movie The Dark Knock.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Just had a Jack. I just was alert. I had
a dream last night, Martin Luther King sweat, I've got
a haircut. Then I turned to the mirror after a haircut,
and I had Jack's head on me. It was Jack's
head on my shoulder.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
We knew it was a dream when you were getting
a haircut with that cat's hair that you've got.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
A pop a cap on.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
That were all my wrong coms.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Excellent, very well done everyone.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
What are we doing now.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
If we wanted to? Okay, I've got two questions for you.
Where would be inappropriate place to ask someone out?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Public? Toilet?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Funeral?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, okay, Jack, what do you got?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah? Funeral's funerals pretty hard to beat. Maybe a mark
So like crematorium. So if you're in a crematorium, you're
trying to sort some stuff out and the person there
seems kind of good looking or nice, and you just go, hey,
you want to go out? Like, I think that's a
bit like probably not the time in place, probably open
in front of the enclosure and Tronka parks where you're
looking at the markets.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
So would you go out?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I think post ceremony at a funeral would be okay.
But I think during a few week if Dad was
getting you know, we're dearly beloved. We gathered here to
celebrate the life of Matthew John's and I leant into
someone and just say to catch up, to go out
for dinner after?

Speaker 4 (43:17):
What about?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
That's my daddy? And let me tell you something. You're
after a pity day, the carry of the castle, something,
the inheritance was handsome.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I've got the spot as everyone's walking through for an
open casket in the person in front of you dason
looking and as you're about to go past the body.
That's probably the worst time to do it.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Yeah, that's bad, pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Watching a horror movie and there's a girl two seats
in front of you and you walk, you put your hand
on the shold and say would you want to go?

Speaker 4 (43:48):
You know?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
The most inappropriate time is when they say, is there
anybody who objects to this wedding? Yeah? What are you
doing tomorrow? Night.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I'm not talking the bride, I'm not talking the group.
I'm talking to you father. Very easy pick up.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
What have we got the quiz kind of quiz now
quizy Okay, let me explain it to the listeners who
want to play the bloody along and understand the rules.
So I'm going to give you a word first person
to just jump. You just have to give a song.
So I'll say, sing a song with this word in it,
and then you just got to roll straight inka, go
straight into the song first person to sort of sing it.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
So it has to be it has to you have
to sing the lyric that contains that word, that contains that.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Word, contains that word. Yeah, and then yeah you.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Say that or do you just roll?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
You just roll in the first person to do it.
So say, for example, if it was like if I said,
sing a song with the word family in it, we
are family. Boom, there you go first.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, but that was just the example.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yes, yes, okay, got competitive nature, the juices, okay, family,
sing a song with the word thing in it.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
To live all the dumb thing the dumb things.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, who gets that?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Good?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I was going to I just wasn't in immoveant thing.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I'm going to give it to you, Jack, but you
just don't say.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
The tiger you got to.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Yeah, I was trying to. If you couldn't tell, I'm
just sort of monotime there. Yeah, give it to it.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
We're away.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah, sorry, Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
I understood what he was talking about.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Yah, that's your speaking, Jack. Okay. John's family sing a
song with the word rain in.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
It for so long.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
So when Dad jumps in, don't sing over the top
of him after.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I don't know who started first.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Dad started first.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
You know what I thought it was. I thought it
was the person who gets to the lyric with the
actual word and it wins first, because it could be
feel going at the same time.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
So what's going to happen is, actually, I'm going to
change this for a second because Dad jumped in first
and you sung over tops. What I'm going to do
is you have to buzz in and then you have
two seconds.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Have to do it immediately, because then you get people
who are.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Mathematically you just point and as your point, we're going
to say, yeah, okay, point.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
You're saying your name certainly are Okay, I'm just gonna
leave this just for a second, just to let you
guys think about what you've done.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You've ruined such a good game.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
John's family sing a song with the word teenage in it.
Matt Matthew, she's just.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
A teenee dirt bag. What a great song.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Shout.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
We're going to start again. So Dad, you're on one.
You did lose your original point. Just give them up.
Jack completely butchered you. Okay. John's family sing a song
with the word prayer and that Jack Jack living on
a prayer.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Identify that, Please.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Notify the merging songs and prayer.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
We were just laughing at though. You're starting by doing
the Madonna like prayer.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Yeah, that's what was in my head and then that
come out.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I swear to God, it's funny. It's funny like when
somebody half passes the sing. You can really tell how
uncomfortable soul? Yeah, you son of a BITCHU one all
Jack and Matthew Trish haven't fired a shot. Next one.
John's family sing a song with the word tonight.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I want to talk to how bad you see? Who's
that Gallagher Oasis?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Okay, right, I'll give you that two one.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
This is coo awesome, But what's the name of that song?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Talk Tonight? It is one three hundred Talk Tonight one three,
Hello Graham, to go away.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
With you in the room seven sixty nine Talk Tonight
with Graham eight here to get some points here next
coming up next a bit of spooky tooth Okay, Johnsterfly,
John's family sing a song with the word carpet and Jack.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Jack John's no, no, sorry, no, you're the magic carpet riding.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Wasn't working for it?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Oh, it has to be in the title, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
It just has to be a lyric. Just anything carpet
five an.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Add the carpet king, kill kill, carpet killed the experts
in the trade.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Now you're all at that?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Oh do you have anyone did magic carpet ride?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I don't know why does that?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
But it doesn't have the my little girl on a
magic carpet ride ship. I got it there and I
didn't get I just couldn't get to it.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
What are we on? Two? One? And I'm on nothing?

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Nothing, nothing, You aren't you are nothing.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I hope there's another three?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
How many? What do you think this can goes on forever?
You even buzzed in John's Family.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I'm just finding my feet.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Hey you silence two is one. You may control the
house out there, but we're in here.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
God a conditioning.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
It's freezing.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
It is nice and brisky.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Isn't that control of weather?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Let's get to it.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
I didn't know you were in charge here.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Brother.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Let me tell you. I'll take my sweet ass time
when I present this John's family singing a song with
the word ground in it.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Matt, go that ground control to maitar.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Let's say your helmet keep going ready. Ten is ground.
We were about to have a great sing and you
start again. Ten round control to major time nine commencing countdown,

(49:47):
engines on.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Eight check ignition and may guardsa be with you.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
No, you're too early, you have Dad has no time.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
We need to set this up as a singing studio
with a drop down mind.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
We do a podcast. None of us are recording singers.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Reminded me in the middle of a waysis the other
night Dad was really liking talk tonight I think it was,
and he just goes, Jack, Jack, you just got to
give me what's your three best bridges? I said, yeah,
let me just give it to your next week.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, my harbor bridge. He was asking such specific thirteen
twelve sixty nine, talk tonight, last time you want to
get one more as well? Okay, John's family sing a
song with the word white in it.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
It's a nicety for what well I've just done my.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Little sister? What have you done? Down?

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Down a little sister?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Who's your only one?

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Why are you touching a nipples, little sister?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Shotgun?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Okay, we're going first, we got well, we've got more,
but like we're already running out of time.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Dudes, quick one if you got something quick to finish trash,
because well.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
What do you reckon? I think let's give out people
as an alternative to dating apps. Let's try and get
people back to meeting people face to face exactly library
how give people some suggestions of where they can meet people.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Face to face that I think Jake Juke's doing a
lot of them these days.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
We can do I reckon through your pets at the park,
through pecks, push up.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Oh, that's actually a good idea, going to walking your doll,
look at your spouse at a park.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Can we do some more events next year? Maybe for
a If we're doing around next year, I think what
we should do is you should encourage us state to come.
Maybe I'll get to it in sex. Maybe I should.
Maybe I should encourage we do speed dating Jack one
of our events.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I love it Jack. We have a singles singles podcast. Yeah,
turn up people who are people who are single, people
who have broken up, people who have lost a loved
one recently, anything like that come along. Ye, it's exactly
what it is a couple of times. Yeah, Spinster's widows.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I know there does need to be some planning that
I was on my list to do.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
So.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah. I would say, if you want to meet someone,
perfect play supermarkets, supermarket.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Everybody needs to go and get food. Think about the basics,
the necessities.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Right, it's a good run. The beach is always good.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
There's something about the beach though. It's a little bit predatory.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
You don't want to get crabs?

Speaker 6 (52:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
No, if some guy comes and talks to me at
the beach, I feel like creepy.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Wuld you please move into the flags.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Unless they're saving me from the ocean.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
What about a wedding. A lot of people do meet
at weddings.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I think we had a wedding not too long ago.
And let me tell you something. There's a few numbers
getting thrown around.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Was it really?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Certainly was I was giving them fake numbers, like Slim
to me, Yeah, well a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Not. That wedding was another one.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Yeah, I mean we had so many weddings over the
last couple of months.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
It's it's such a narrow down to one. It is.
It wasn't. It wasn't in this state.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
It was, particularly when ninety five percent of people there
were a family.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
So yeah, that's what I mean by Slim's pickens is
that they're or family. So you don't go with family
unless they're a distinct cousin exactly.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yeah, like second I think second cousin they say, is okay,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I think that's crapy.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
What about auntie, oh sodistant depends.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Well, there's either an auntie or you're not an auntie.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
What about Okay, it's your wife's a friend of your
mum's and you've always called it auntie, but it's not
actually your auntie.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Not blood related difference. I suppose we'll keep a lookout.
Thanks to keep a look at. We've got the Christmas
episode coming up. We're going to start next Fridays with
one of our rewind apps and let me tell you something.
It's a bloody doozy, A bloody doozy.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
So when is the Christmas at nineteenth just before Christmas?
We're recording it. Especially was the.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Friday before Christmas the sun was shining bra and.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Have some great guests. And here rolls. That's a little
tease people. Jason Rowles will be appearing in the Christmas episode.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
And let me tell you something. That's a man who
loves Christmas.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
And we're doing a Christmas dance. I sent it to
Cooper the other day. What did you reply?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Cooper? Tric said, Tris sometimes comes infatuated with these This
is why she's like, we don't often a lot of
her content ideas make the cutting room floor. She sends
a TikTok through with these people, like doing a Christmas dance.
She goes, I want to I want the family to
do Christmas dance. We should have learned this TikTok and
should film it and do a Christmas dance. And I said,

(55:04):
what was I said, if you ever suggest an idea.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Like, never asked me that question again?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I said, yeah, question Titans fans will descend on our
house and burn it down.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Kill the Witch, the troll in the dungeon ever seen
Harry Potter. No, you gotta watch it. You gotta watch it,
Harry Squatter. Harry Potter is so good.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Anyway to finish with, tell you what I hate Twilight movies.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Those I'll say that Twilight to I love them Twilight.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
You like Twilight vampires and bloody and bloody wolves, but
you don't like Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
No, that was a good one. Guys, have a good one.
Look after yourselves here from this next week.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Have a grand You won't hear from us. Next week
we've got the rewind upon And let me tell you something.
It's a bloody doozy.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
It chose to

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Shut ou