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Welcome to Matt’s Meltdown! Cooper shares his shit sleep, Jack has a story to, ‘Nowhere Town’, but bounces back for his first unsarcastic round of applause. There are drowning stories, Mr Nimbus and Matt’s experience with a vampire. 

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0:00-Matt's in a Mood

2:10-Cooper's Little Prick

5:00-Late Night

12:00-Intro Question

25:00-Nice One Jack!

28:30-Brownlow Medal

32:20-Skull F***?

41:00-Ben Lee

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53:00-Michelin

56:20-Episode Ratings

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And listen just to try to save face a little bit,
probably live my score. I have no problem. I have
no problem if you've put my melt down into yeah,
I have no problem where I've gone. Hey, hey, everyone
just shut up for a second.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's don't poke the bear.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Dad goes, Okay, I'm sick of talking to this house
and everyone interrupts me. I have had a big, a
big year. I am created without I'm sitting here. I'm tired.
I mean, I'm in a bad mood. But look i'm here.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh there's some smell. Yeah, well there's nothing we're gonna
be able to do.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah a little bit. I'm just like, I just feel
like i'm talking and then I'm looking everyone get your tie.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Let me just make a point, let me finish. Is
it at the moment, I'm working every single day and
it's working on the same stuff all the time. Not
to do with this podcast, but it's just the football thing.
I've completely hit the wall. That that's what it is
with me, and today I'm particularly tired, so that that
that is that is my problem. I can't beat all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's fine, Well, then someone else needs to pick.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Up the slack of the dad, Well, do we start again?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
No, no, no, I think there's been some actually pretty
good stuff. Don't you just go straight to your story
because I'm pretty sure I said, you guys talk while.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, So I had my niece's hands on the weekend
dad's Oh no, shit, looks nice mat with your matches
the chair.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, you look good?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, good, great, very good.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
How do you feel? You're good?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Tired, very extremely tired. I hit the wall. Oh yeah,
hit the wall creatively.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You got nothing left, like you don't have any good.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Ideas left, no ideas.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I can tell that because I'm just having a look
at the rundown and it looks shit. It looks very
very shit and something because trist did it. Because you
know you you haven't put your head on your creative.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Of too much to do.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
What have you been doing?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I've been writing articles plenty things.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
This is what other stuff?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Work stuff, brother, yeah, just work stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
And I'm just tired. Please don't provoke me.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I'm just we're on a potty. I was just going
to talk to you about it.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
We just want to bring you out of your slumpunk.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Do you want us to not ask you any questions?
For the remainder of the party.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'll react off you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, have you done any preparation today?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's some of your best stuff. I'm going to write
that down. That is hilarious about you. What is that
what everyone else's been doing?

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Jack?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Jack's off camera today, He's sorry, sorry, let me just
go back. Jack set up a new producer camp so
he can actually when he doesn't want to sit in
the trust circle with the family, he can sit behind
life cut and you can still see him.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
It sounds like a pretty good decision today.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, because you usually sit next to daddy, and when
Daddy gets mad, Daddy's not mad.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Daddy's just.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Daddy's just I've been sleeping. I've been asleep out the
front and man, I am I am tired.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'm tuck it out after this. I'm going to give
you a little head message and I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I've got articles to write stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Sometimes you need some downtime to be.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I haven't got time for downtime. You've got to record
this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, I had a ship sleep last night as.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well, actually literally ship sleep. You're funny.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah right now, Nelly, Yeah, I don't care because I've
got a band aid on my face because I just okay,
let me go back a step, because I had to
have three stories I was about to jump into. I
was shaving my face just before littlest clip. Didn't even
feel it pissing blood. I don't reckon. I've had that

(03:56):
much blood on my face since some times. Let me
just run through a few of them. No, no, And
it was literally in the shower, it was all in
my mouth, was everywhere, it fell back in my footy days.
It actually it actually felt nice like that was a
period there. I looked itself in the mirror and I
was about to take a picture because I was like,
that looks tough.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You've actually taken quite a chunk of skin off.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's amazing how such a little, such a little like
prick of the razor can just piss so much hot
water in hot water the shower, I was, but before that,
I wasn't. And it was literally like piscing, like it
was all over me, was going down my chest.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Are you're gonna be okay? Are you going to Are
we going to survive it?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I really didn't want to put a band aid on
his face, because when you put a band aid on
your face. The adhesive usually you take your skin is.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Your little preck.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Okah, yes, what a weird thing to say to his brother.
But yeah, like you said, I do look like Nelly
because Nelly wore the band aid on his face.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I did it.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Do you know what was under his band aid?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I think it was shaving, yeah, really sure for a
bad tattoo.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, it was the image, I think, Yeah, I think
it was just to look cool.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, because Nellie was also if you don't know Nellie's music,
he was also the running back in the Longest Yard
who was too That's right, he was very Do you
have the thing in that he had? Yeah, like the
band aid in that movie as well. It's actually a
really good talent.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
You called it. You almost call it like a trademark cover.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, i'd say so. Everyone needs a trademark an image.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, but what someone's trademark really isn't working for them today? Though?
Is a lovely smile and the glowing personality.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Do you know what? I just saw a little twinkle
in his eyes though. I think he's coming back. That's
not annoying annoying, it's.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Provocation taking place here. I can feel it.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
What does that mean provocation.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Provokings, provoking somebody.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
No one's provoking, We're just speaking.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Is there any sort of caffeine drink anyway?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I've got my caffeine protein drinks. There's also a toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Out of the back. Coke Zira cake zero. You want
to coke?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Just hold it. I'm going to get it. Yeah, continue, Yeah,
you go and get it.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
We won't say anything about you.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
We won't ship talking mate.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
But I'll save that that story that I've got for
when you get back here. In the back fridge in
the back, Nora.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Ras Man's doing some pressure cleaning today.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
How do you do it?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Tell you seriously, I tell you, boys, I have protected
you all these years of what a moody little bass
did he can be.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
People don't see it, but he is so moody sometimes
this time of the year and I get like it's
been a long year.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
But seriously, I mean, is.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
His life that hard? Jo Jack last call? Is his
life that hard?

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Just let him go. We let him go, and we
let him cook. And you know what, we have our
moody days. He has probably the he's probably the rarest
of the moodiest of all of us.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Do you reckon, I would you agree, I don't. I
don't think so. Of the last two months he's had jack.
You were. You were leading the count early, like you
come out to a flying start. If it was like
the Dallian count. You had gotten three points in every
game at the start of the year. It was tough
in your first six months you were leading by country mile.
But then when the votes went behind closed doors, you

(07:22):
really come into your own and Dad, he's come from
nowhere like Kaylen pong Aerre in twenty twenty three. I
think he may have taken the dalle.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Great great analogy.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yeah, that was everybody.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Everybody knows my analogies are sick. That's what everyone says.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, your analogies are sick.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I thought you couldn't get any worse.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
What happened.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I walked in the garage and Rasmans in their off
thought that he was there.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I told I told the orders it was pressure cleaning
comb that was code.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, I guess clean.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I will tell you it's not the first time Rasmun
has been caught doing that. I'm not going to I can't.
I can't see the video. Yeah, you really need to
say that was a video, so I'll cut it up
on the YouTube. So back to my night last night.
So what happened was, so I had a late nap.
I was always told never nap past four pm because
once you nap past four pm, you can't sleep, like

(08:13):
you're too wide late at night. And I slept. I
had my last four pm and in my tide state,
I must have just snoozed it and I've got and
I woke up at five point thirty, like around dinner time,
and I was just like, oh no, this is gonna
be tough going back to sleep. So I thought, what
am I gonna need? I'm gonna need a sleeping tablet.
So I reached into my little goodie draw and it's
like a lucky dip in there, like I don't know

(08:34):
what am I going to grab, but it looked very.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Similar, very irresponsible.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I'm very similar to my sleeping tablet pill. Anyway, I've
taken it at midnight. I've literally woken up and I'm
like in a ball, in so much pain in my stomach,
and I was literally about to go to hospital because
I was like, something's going I wrapped it in my stomach. Hospital,
No I didn't. But it turns out I'd had a laxative,
So did you?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Why did you have a laxitive in there?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
I don't know. There are so many little like.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Some started now there's something going on in here.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
There is a smell like and I'm not happy with it.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You bottom of shoes.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
No, we don't have a dog anymore, so there's no
pooked under the shoes.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
As if you couldn't bring dad down any further. But
I yeah, I ended up falling like I did a
couple of poofs. But then I was just laying asleep
on my tiles, on my bed, on my bathroom. It
was a cold night, and then I just fell asleep.
Lucky I woke up for radio this morning because my
alarm wasn't in the bathroom and I've just woken up
muscle memory wise, you know why.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I found coops that Actually, after the first couple of
years I was to be able to sleep back from
bricking radio, I to sleep pretty good couple of hours.
My last three or four years I couldn't sleep. It
was like yours, you know, like you just feel constantly
jet lagged, and I just couldn't. I was too wired.
I couldn't sleep.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Why way too wide. Do you drink a lot of
coff Did you drink a lot of coffee when you
were doing that?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
How many you reckon in the morning, you'd pump.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Probably, I'd have one on the way to work. One
one a good in probably every hour?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
You have one every hour? See, I only have one.
I have one at six am, and then that lasts
me the whole time, does it?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
See, I don't. I don't agree with your thinking that
sleeping past four o'clock would disturb your sleep. I think
it's more about I am a sleep doctor. I do
love sleep, sleeps my being. It's more about the amount
of napping, the time that you nap.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, because they really wake up. They reckon no more
than forty minutes, that's right.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I just had optimal.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I just had a two and a half hour on
and I feel pretty nice. But for that first hour
after you wake up from a nap, you feel Oh
how bad do you feel when you have a long
nap and you wake up. It's like you've been like
asleep for sixteen years and you wake up and you
feel that shit.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
What about now? And then I was sitting there on
the out front reading Rick Astley book never going to.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Give what's in that what's in that book? That isn't
that interesting a story? It's great, it's a great story. Yeah,
it's a great story. You know what he was doing,
Rick Astley, stock stock Apeman Waterman. You know that they're
the ones.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Mate, all the all those great sogs coming out of
England during that era is the salt and Pepper was there.
Sta Telie.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Respectable, but that's not Pepper.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, anyway, anyway he was. They sort of found him
a little bit and when I'll come there, we'll give
you a job. He's to just make the coffee in there.
And then one day he was singing and one of
the guys just went this bloke, o coffee kid, he
can sing, and away he went from there.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Isn't it funny? I feel like a lot of people
in high places now start at the at the very
much start as the coffee guy, or as just doing
the like the cleaning guys. Like the coffee guy.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
They'll get into that industry just to get in McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's their model. McDonald's. Often they'll get a person who
will start flipping the burgers. Work and those people oftentimes work,
and so its right up to being the boss of Australia.
They know every part of the business.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
It's a great message for the kids.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It is. Do we fyo?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Melon Kim, Melon Kim. That's right, melon kim.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Hey, guys, just talk about weekend that just went past.
Is that possible?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, you can do. We want to do the intro
question before.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh yeah, okay, all right, even though.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Everyone's been introduced, as I introduced you, if you could
change one thing from history, which would it be? And why?
And look, there's been a lot of horrible things in
this wild happen, so I hope we do some good here.
But if you want to have a laugh with it,
feel free to have a laugh.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
True, Well, I'm not. I was just getting rid of Hitler.
What I was just getting rid of Adam Hitler?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Hitler?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
But then the butterfly fact.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I know, this is the thing, like do you get
someone worse? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's going to be ourd You're going to be stretching
to find someone worse than him.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, I mean that's pretty He's pretty bad bloke. But okay,
my historic moment.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, sorry, did I go a bad way?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
You definitely did. And you're the one that came up
with the question. Is you know when I looked at
the rundown and I saw that question on, I thought,
she's giving us nowhere to go here, because if I
come in with a funny answer, everyone all the listeners go, oh,
you could have abolished this, you could have stopped that,
and then you leave and now we have to go
down a heavy route. So going forward, think of just
more fun loving intro Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I feel free to offer him up anyway.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I killed Gary John's I took away slavery. Slavery. I
thought that was a good one because I often think
now and I think in a hundred years time when
we look back at slavery times now we go, how
possibly could they have thought that about another race being inferior? Now?
I look at our society now in one hundred years,

(13:50):
are they going to look back at us now? And
what will we be doing that? They go, that was
so barbarry. Yeah, yeah, exactly, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yep, I think that all the time because.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
I reckon sport that the way it is today, it
has changed a lot since the eighties and seventies. But
I reckon sport today they're going to look at and
go Can you believe they were doing that damage to themselves?
They didn't know what they're doing it?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Do you think it's like the Gladiators?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah? I think I think absolutely, Yeah, I think absolutely.
I think sometimes if in two hundred years, imagine like
contact sport is barred, Yeah, what will they say about
places like the MCG and the SCG. And of course that.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Will they well they'll be cricket.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, but let's sell Let's say suggest that sport in
that form, in some sort of form gets barred, or
to the very fact that the television experience is so
good they don't need the massive stadiums anymore.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Like that could Yeah, that can.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Then will they one day go in hundreds of years
time go to the MCG and look at it the
same way as we look at the Colosseum.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's a good question. But I I can't see sports
like NRL AFL like even though they contact sports, I
can't see them being eradicated. I can see them being
modified in one hundred years time. But it has been,
it's already been.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Of all the sports that which would be the first
to go.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
West, UFC.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, yeah, Boxy, Yeah, they're physically punching it.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
I don't think so. I don't think so. I think
because those ones that are like they're one on one,
whereas the team sports, there's so much that can happen
in the it's more about the juniors where like those
those contact like full contact sports, people can roll into
that when they're eighteen. I think it's going to be
more those sports where they're trying to get mass juniors

(15:41):
in to develop them those highly skilled sports that are
heavy contact as well. Rugby league's probably in the firing
line a bit there, because you need to learn how
to play an union, you need to learn how to
get from a young age. The problem with it a
lot of it is, especially the headnock stuff, is participation.
Like if they don't participate, then they're going to go
and play touch football rather than rugby league. And then
suddenly that's good for touch football because suddenly there's gonna

(16:03):
be a lot of money getting pumped into touch football.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's not a spectator sport.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
They won't touch my rugby league as long as I'm around,
don't have anything to do with it.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Isn't there a guy in the AFL that's missing out
on this weekend's Grand Final. Of course he has a concussion.
And so they're talking about having a week in between
in future.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
And I think we will as well. I think, yeah,
I reckon, we've five years, will do the same thing.
American football do it for that reason. They have the
one week and they put the Pro Bowl in there
to have all these different promos and then the following
week and just to ensure to let all the players
freshen up and get over injuries or whatnot. And yeah,
the AFL in that situation, one of the key men

(16:40):
for Geelong has been rubbed out, can't play, so and yeah,
I think it will happen with the NRL soon.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Jack, did you have a historical moment?

Speaker 5 (16:48):
My historical moment they wanted wiped out? I think I
would have gone with like a natural disaster. I'm thinking
maybe the tsunami?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
What was the one two thousand and they.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
They made the movie The Impossible about that. Tom Holland
I believe is the kid in it. And McGregor yeah,
and McGregor, yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
It's a good movie that actually that is chilling. And
you see the time when they show title wave footage
of people standing on the birch count all of this.
A little fish there and suddenly.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's been the worry of my life ever since I
was a little kid, a tidal wave because I've never
been a great swimmer.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, I used to.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Often think about, like fear a tidal wave because they've
always kind of been on the East coast where there's water.
I've always liked thought, oh, like Jesus, nice to be
down near the ocean. But we're in tidal wave territory.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, okay, question.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
It was a boxing day, two thousand and four Boxing day.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
He's a question for you. You're in the water, either
in front of you there's a forty foot wave or
a shark. Which one do you take?

Speaker 5 (17:57):
How far away from your combo?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
It makes a difference the shark, the shark is circling,
so the sharks and how far out to see?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Like we must be pretty far out.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Right, yeah, like you have to imagine one hundred and
fifty meters. Ye.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
See, so either I need to wrestle a shark or
there's a wave coming.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
You might do whatever you've got to do, like you
do Mick Fanning and hit it. To get it away
or you're going to contest with the I think I'm
taking the wave.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Forty foot wave? How that is?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I reckon? I've served.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Bet you haven't forty foot goober is? Yeah, you've never
seen a wave that's foot in person?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
And has the has the wave broken yet or is
it like it's shaping it's.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Going to break it, it's peaking.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, you try and swim over it, mate, See, Okay,
this is.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
One of This is probably one of the most toxic
thoughts that I've always had my whole life. But I've
always this would be good. I've always been under the
belief that if there's a tsunami or a tidal wave
or something that big, I'd survive it. I just duck
dive and I'd get that low that it couldn't pull me,
you know, like when a big wave comes on, you
just dive under it. I've always been of the belief

(19:09):
that I could take on a tidal wave.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Have you ever been caught in the wash when it
really holds you down?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I have been, but not not from diving like I've
done it. When I've been like trying to body surf
and then it pushes me under that. I've always I've
never had an issue with just jumping underneath the wave
and getting underneath the white wash.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
It's interesting how far you would have to be at
to see to survive a tidle wave, what like, at
what point obviously it's coming in or a tsunami, because
they're different, they tied away tami different things. Well yeah, yeah,
one is like the size of bread. The other one
is literally a tide.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, I think you're right. I think the tsunami is like,
this's like a very big way that's break. But the
tidal wave is like they roll and they gather so
much power AND's just go the hard.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
To survive because even though you push it under, there
are so much water behind it. I had. The one
that I would change is one I had a dream
about last night. And I never dream about the days
when I used to play, but I had a dream
last night. I was not made back of the ninety
seven Grand Final. I went for the field goal, the
one that I quite right, and hit the post, and

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in my dream I eradicated it. I got the ball,
worked the ball to my favorite part of the field
because I used to I liked to receive the ball
from the right side. People say, don't do it that way,
but the less chance of slicing it and just hit
it beautifully straight through.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Kind of a selfish thing to change in history, right.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Change. I mean you're going to criticize for trying to
kill baby. Now we go on field goals, Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Hang on one to say it's an army is a
large wave or series of ways caused by the sudden
displacement or a large volume of water. It's caused from earthquake,
volcanic corruption, etc. A tidal wave is a specific, less
destructive phenomenon caused by the gravitational pull of the Sun,
Moon and Earth, resulting in gradual, predictable changes in sea

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level known as times.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
The other thing I had a dream about last night
was a python. I had a python wrapping around.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
You know why. There was one on the news last night.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
The guy may'd be a.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Bad way to go, being strangled by python.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, bad way to go.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
There's the worst ways to go. I think the worst
way to go to be set on fire. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
If you watch if you watch Friday the thirteenth, the
remake two thousand and eight or something like that, there's
a you know they're always camping in horror movies. And
this girl. They go away to the camp. They come
back to the camp and Jason has put a girl
in her sleeping bag, hung it and then put it
under a fire.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Wow, over a fire.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Sorry, so she's roasting in her sleeping.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Please, Jason Stevens.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Cool, baby Jason.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I'd happily kill baby Jason.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Is that from it's supposed to?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
He's a bad guy?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
You know, I've almost round. Yeah, I think you've told
us when I was twelve, go.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
On, why don't everyone talk about it?

Speaker 5 (22:07):
You know, let's just list.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Like I was on a sand bank like my girlfriends
with our was twelve, and I turned around everyone was gone.
Next minute, I couldn't stand the tie just took me
out and there was a couple there and I'm dog
paddling towards him, just going help, help, help, because I
was very conscious of remember all those advertisements Matt back
in the day, like we grabbed people and then you

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make them sink. So I didn't want to do that.
And then I blacked out, and then I woke up
on the beach with my little boob tube top around
the navel. Oh god, with the life savers and I
was horrified.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, because remember dad, me And we'll get to your
drowning story soon, Joe. Everybody had come with a drowning story.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Now.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Remember I think me and you were in like we
were in Fiji or something or Thailand. We're in the
ocean and I was sort of drowning and you come
out to help me. But I was so panicked that
I pushed you under. Do you remember that who it
was that?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, it was I think it was entirely.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
It was somewhere in the ocean, and I remember and
I still remember the memory now because I was like,
I started freaking out so much, and I was quite young,
but I'm trying to like level up Dad. But we
were so deep that Dad, Dad was sinking and then he.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Was like, I was trying to.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Dad, just go and get off me. Just pushed me back.
Do I sunk to the bottom of my cast iron Jack?
What about your drowning story.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
In Spain? And I drowned Locky Land's mum wife of Adrian. Oh, yeah,
from drowning. I still remember it. I still I can
picture where it was. And I was in the corner of.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
We were in bay around the pool, and and I
didn't even see you go in, Jack, So you were
four and you just did you fall in? Did you
jump in?

Speaker 5 (23:49):
I don't know. I was kind of stupid enough that
I think I might have actually just jumped in, realizing.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
That she and she jumped straight in. That was the
first time she jumped in and grabbed.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
She's a good woman, mate, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
She's awesome.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I remember I used to pretend no, no, no, pretend
like when I said, pretend to drown, I'd pretend that
I was drowning sometimes to see if people around me
cared enough about me.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Do you young?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Like I know, I never disre even tried.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I think I remember at our old pool, at our
old house, I'd kind of just sit float on top
of the pool for like ten seconds, just to see
if anybody notice. Never, no one ever noticed, and I'd
run out of brea.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
You can trace that to a lot of your traits
today and all the Troy.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
And I also remember our cousin Samuel one time, who
we've told the yarn about before. When do you remember
that island? Yeah, he's the one that hates ben Fordham.
It's Joey's son. He sledge bed forwardhim that time for
lying about the world. Ending in twenty twelve, at the
end of the Aztec calendar, we're at Hammon Island. I
still remember it. I don't know whether he got angry

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at me or whether he.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Was just in a bad mood, but you were just
annoying you.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I think I pissed him off and he was trying
to to drown me, and I remember thinking I'm about
to die.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I think Jack was looking after you.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, well he did a good job of that because
I was out of breath.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
I was taking my time making sure you learn a lesson.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, should And the moral of the story used to
have your smart ass.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Jack your weekend. You had a story before, what was it?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yeah, So over the week.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
We've had a few edits to Jack trying to tell
the story, and now we're in number four, So retell
it again.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
A friend over the weekend that had his car up
for sale over the on Pittwater Road, as they do,
and a few people team out trying to stitch him up.
So I sent like a anonymous text. So this is
how it went. I went, Hello, there, I'm just inquiring
about the B ANDW for sale on Pittwater Road, just
confirming it's a twenty twelve model, and what intensity the

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tinting is on the windows is twelve thousand definite or
we able to work kind regards Margaret Quality. And I
sat on it for a little bit to.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
See what he's You know, who Margaret Quality is who
I was in my mind. That is, she's the girl
in the Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. She's the younger girl.
She's the daughter of the lovely woman with the curly
brown hair that busy full weddings and a funeral, Andy

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McDowell's daughter.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
And so he replied with high, Margaret, the windows are standard,
no tinting replacements have been done since the original. Blah
blah blah blah. And he was like kind of sussed out,
my friend, let me know, he said, wow, he was
really like weeded out by the by the mess, like
the question about the tinting of the windows. So I
came back with I came back with awesome, thank you

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for your swift reply. My puppy, Luna loves looking at
the windows. I don't want her to be disappointed. FU. Fuck,
this is a ship, It's.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Just a highlight Jack, I love that you're so self aware,
you know.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I love that you tried.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
I've tried so hard to you today.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
And Jack, I love that we had to edit it
a few times. And Jack's blaming everyone else except his
own ship storytelling, and then finally he's realized that the
story was just obviously was heading to nowhere down.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Our g up. We don't have the course of the weekend,
but it could be one of our finest.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I wish we could.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I wish we could.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I wish we could wish politics.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
It was a great gap we did on a certain
NRL coach.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, yeah, we'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
What we'll have.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
We not told you no out a weekend.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
You must be the only person that we haven't spoken
to about it, because jeez, we made fun of.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Luckily, the coach is sort of well spirited. He's got
a sense of humor because oh yeah, we got it good.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah as well. We spoke about the Brown Loan Medal
before the AFL medal, the Daian medals coming up as well.
I want to get everyone's prediction of who you think
might win it. But the Brownlow Medal I only found
out the other day that's decided by the actual umpire
the referees that they pick who gets the points three
to one every game? Do you think that's and I

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am of the opinion that's a completely flawed system because
the referees definitely, respectfully to them, they're good at a
duticat of the game, but they don't know the game
on that level to pick who was the best player.
And they're too busy.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Looking at they're doing their jobs. Because but I think
the Rothman's medal they used to be they used to
sit parallel to the Dalian medal that was voted by
the referees through to one as well.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
And was that ever sort of critics because.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
It's Yeah, but I would challenge the Dalaim medal. That's
from people in the media, isn't.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
It people in the media.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, I think that can always be biased.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
And ex players and yeah, yeah, but they're not always
media personalities.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
They've been asked. I did it one year. I won't
be doing it again. There's just because you're sitting here
watching the game, You're watching a really enjoyable game. Then
you get the end of it and you go to one,
oh right, well he was good, but who else?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
It's just open he was good in attack, he was
great in defense.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yep, that's right, because there was one game that was
very heavily criticized. Some bloke apparently it was like nearly
the game of the year. He was unbelievable and he
got the two points rather than three points, and everyone
in the room apparently like booed. They were like blowing
up that he didn't get it. And then the guy
that won, Matt rewl he's from the Gold cost Sons,
like good player. But there were two clear favorites and

(29:27):
they didn't. They both finished second and four.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
So the brown Law did he Yeah? Did he really?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Brown Laws appear to me to be more about the
red carpet dresses than the.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
G said this to me earlier, she said, Wow, they
really get ready for it, like it's the the Oscars.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Almost Yeah, and they they love it.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
They love the point some of the former wags still
go even though their husbands don't go.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, it's more of a it's more of a glitz
and glamour type event like the dally Ms. It's not
very clear. I have a look at what Craig Bellamy
wore two years ago. Beatle, have you still got that?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Jack I still do.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, I shot a video on it the other day. Actually,
I think because he because afterwards he goes, oh that's funny,
just bring it back whenever, and I've just still got it.
I love her. Good to see you bounced off that
And another thing I wanted to bring up, who's going
to win the daim this year?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
That's what I.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Think He'll win it by mile? Oh you reckon, I
think the only one that really. When I was thinking
about Tedesco one, I would have thought Harry Grant might
have contested, but Harry's been ruled out due to the suspension.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, I don't like that real now I don't like
it either. But but anyway.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
I would love to have seen where Luke Metcalfe was
before he got injured.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
He was, he was leading, leading, Yeah he was, Yeah, he's.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
That's a shame that that happened.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
With What do you? What do you?

Speaker 5 (30:57):
I think?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I think Nathan will do a late search, but Desco
has been just when does it stop around twenty seven
the regular rounds? It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Oh so it's determined already.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's determined behind closed doors.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, anyway, does anyone else have anything from their week,
because well I'm when there's see when there's a little
bit of like dead air, then I'm looking someone brings
something up because I feel like I'm monologuing, do you know.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I think it was the last year of the Rothmans
medal this point as well. This is where they changed
the whole system because what happened was back when there
was center bet and top end bet, there wasn't like
another big beating. So what had happened is they've gone,
oh my god, look at this.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
All this because it was based out of Northern Territory.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Territory, but I had all these bets coming through and
Dave fairly, but people within the game, you the day
Phi lead won and especially made it just cleaned them out.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Well there was that belly eight thing as well. Yeah,
and that's why you can't bet on it anymore.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
So you can't bet on Dallian.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
That maybe the Dalian metal you can, but not individual positions.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I think I think you can bet on it. I
reckon before a bulls kicked. I think you can bet
on it into the season because yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
That's to see if there's even a market for a Now,
I know the coach of the definitely can't bet on
anyone now because I think that's a little bit of
a gray area.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I think they've changed it, really they have.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Anyway, you guys keep talking while I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
So I have my niece's hens on the weekend, otherwise
known as a dough show, which I've educated you about.
But I do have a little question. So if it's Hens,
why isn't it a Rooster's party? Because that's why it
made sense, a Bucks party and the Doe show. And
now when I said dough show, you said you didn't

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know what that was. But the dough is the opposite
of a buck.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, Oh is that so female?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Dear?

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Is that? What is that? What a bucks is bucks?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
A buck is a male de Yeah, but it's not.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
A Buck party.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
It's a Bucks party, Bucks party and the dough show.
That's what it used to be called. But now they
call it a hens. So then why don't they have
a roosters?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
That's a good question. I feel like it's a question
for like someone else, but I don't. I'm not too
sure what right.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Well, so Matt drove me and in there and on
his way and he's sort of suddenly like just I
was asking questions about there would be a stripper mm hmm,
which there was not. I don't think that really goes
on these days. It's something from the nineties time. The

(33:35):
last time I saw it stripper? Was it one of
Matt's mate's birthday parties in that Willow?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Maybe I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, we're there with your mum.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Was the last time you saw.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I don't know, I don't know. But there's still a thing.
There's still there's still heaps of still a thing at
parties really like hens nights.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, don't do so much. Would you would, even at
this fine age, after a lovely illustrious marriage, would you be.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Off, mum?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
If there was a photo that came through basically a
stripper sculp, I would say that, Yeah. I would.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Don't repeat it again because then Jack will.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Have to be what it is. It's you know, where
strippers grab a person's head and it's like you know,
some thrust against it. Yeah, yeah, or as they they
came when they do it too. There is a name
for that. When a stripper does it to someone who's
over sixty, they call it castle Grayskull, that's what the

(34:35):
is that a real thing? Yeah, Castle Graysco Do you
know Castle grays.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
SkELL is no skeleton.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
That was skeleton where skeleton come from the HEMN series.
That was his house, Castle Grayskull.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Getting worse.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
So when a stripper that gy rates against a woman's
head who they've assisted a bit of fun, you know,
like in a stripped thing and a bit of fun,
that's called Castle Grayskull.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Wow, Well that is very informative.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I don't think anybody she's touching anybody's head.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Well, that's what strippers do, right, that's their job.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
To let them do their job.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
And I always wonder like because young people like Jack
and I's age, they would deal with that sort of stuff.
Bucks parties, hands parties a lot, and strippers are probably
an issue in that sort of age group relationships where
the partners are like, you know, if there are strippers there,
I want to know about it, YadA YadA. But I
wouldn't have thought that, Dad, you would have even asked
Mum that question.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I don't know. I just I just as I said before,
I just want to photos come through a stripper down
his g string dray around against my wife's head.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
But even if there was one there and Tristan to
come home and said there was a stripper there, no
photo or anything, would you still have an issue with it.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I would have an issue if he was stock, if
he was skull rooting, and that would have a problem
there really anyone know, if it's skull rooting, you can
he can do that to anybody.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I disagree. I think if you come home and say
and there was no skull involved, I don't know why
you keep coming to a skull and what's so obsessed
with skulls? I think you still would have been jealous,
because I find the older you get, the more jealous
is getting.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, I think do you reckon as well? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Jack, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
I don't see that side of father too much.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Good. Yeah, Well, I mean Trisha went out Saturday night,
got to abduce it now ten point thirty and wait
for this, went out Sunday night as she.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Didn't actually hang on. I went out Sunday for lunch.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, Sunday, and didn't come back at all. End up
coming clock was back at nine o'clock the next morning.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
It was where'd you stay?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
And my friends please.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah, And her friend was calling me while I was
on air on the Sunday Night Shower. I was looking
next to him and the phone was there and it
just kept ringing for Tricia's friend, and I'm going, what
the hell is going on here?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
And then are you worried about me? Maybe i'd been.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Uh no, but and then it ran said, she said,
because we went afterwards after the show, we all went
to Bill and Tony's restaurant in darling Hurst, Expence Food,
great food.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
So because that how late at night did you have
at that? Bill? And after you and the Maddie John
Show crew went out for dinner? What's a how late
a night? I got back about probably midnightish. That's a lie.
What that's a lie. That's a massive. I was okay
here because your producer, Johnny Claig texted me at one

(37:26):
twenty and said, can you let your dad know he
lost he left his phone here, And then at one
twenty five he said, no worries, mate, he just came
back and grabbed it. So you were there at one
twenty five, which.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Is a lot of when you replied, and you replied
to me at two am.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, which is a lot earlier than getting back at nine.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, but buddy, I was in bed at six thirty.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, Trish at someone else's.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Bed, Yeah, yeah, my girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean that. So if I
get if I decided I roll in tomorrow morning, I'm
going to go for a couple of beers and roll
in at ten o'clock the next morning. So if I said, now,
I fell asleep on in, fell asleep, and Johnny and
Johnny and Steve just put me to bed, you go, oh,
that's fine.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Do you know what you're actually in town? You could
have come and got me, brought me home.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
No, we were having a bes.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Yeah, because I rang. I rang her eleven to see
if she needed a lift or if she was okay,
because I heard radio silence, and when she answered it
straight away, I went, are you high? Because you were
like super like lasi dar And it turns out you
were asleep. Yeah. I texted her daughter and made sure
you're right. Turns out you've been asleep since six point

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thirty apparently, Yes, that afternoon on a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
No, that's a night, guys. What time do I go
to bed? Normally at home? Very early?

Speaker 5 (38:44):
And that was at home. It is a pretty important part.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
And the and I had the hands to day before, so.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I started, oh no, poor bugger, So why didn't you
come home?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Do come home?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I fell asleep. Oh I was going to go, and
then they said I'll just go and have a nap,
and then I was down. I was a bit like you,
and then that was it. It was just an app.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Don't bring me this, don't bring my name into because
I'll tell you what. I wouldn't like my missus bloody
staying somewhere else. Missus Yeah, I wouldn't like my cheese
and kisses staying somewhere else. Come back the next morning
and she'd know about it.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
She did. When she walked in, she had a dress
on and goes, oh god, it's like I've just done
the Walk of Shame, which like the walker shamies. Yeah,
I know that's what I'm going.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
We're twenty six and twenty yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah. But I was like, oh, right, have you okay?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Did you sleep in bed with back? Anyone else get
anything from their week?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah? And I went to the butchers yesterday and the
lovely young man like full of personality and obviously a
very friendly young fellow big hickey on his neck?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Oh we at the butcher? How old was he?

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Sage used to play with Jack apparently.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, I got.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
To mention, won't mind.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
He's got a wife and he's a lovely boy.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I hope it was his wife he gave it to him.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
But I thought, I have not seen a hickey in
a long time.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah, hickey aka, I love bite? Yeah they I mean,
have you.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Ever had one?

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Coot?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Oh yeah, I've had a hickey?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Oh yeah, have you what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
You would have had one?

Speaker 5 (40:15):
I know.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I only gave myself one when I was about eight
or nine on the arm, remember, And that's when my
mom said, oh, you're going to die now.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
But your mom said you're going to die from a
hickey yet, like a blood clot.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Like because I've gone on, what have I done here?
And she's going to going to die now?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
That's a horrible thing to say, I know.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Do you know Once I had a girl gave me
hickey on the face. She was actually on the face.
I was kissing that she was biting at me.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Was a sucker fish and like.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Now she was like binding, you know, like she must
have been really in the throes of passion biting me,
and I was seeing myself she's gonna draw blood anyway.
She did, drew blood a bit like a piece out
on a cheek.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I remember a girl. A girl drew bud from but
drew blood from my lips, like from like actually almost
sucking lip. Yeah, like it like doing the Hickey motion,
but on my bottom lip. And I had to say,
I had to say stop. I actually had to And
it was like talk about like a massive turn off.
I just said, like from me for having to tell

(41:16):
you're literally about to rip my bottom lip off. And
then it was just pissing black.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Speaking of this. Me and Jen saw Ben Lee in
the city on the weekend. Yeah, yeah, explained, I explained
who it was to to Gem. What's that to do
with nothing?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
It's just he's just maneuvering.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
I'm maneuvering catch my disease that he was. He was
just sitting there and I went to Gem, that's I
don't want to bother him because he looked like he
wasn't keen to chat, but.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
That vibe.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Yeah, when who's Ben Lee? You know what? Oh no?
And I sang the song. She was, oh yeah, everyone
knows that song.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, something tells me Ben Lee doesn't get recognized that much.
I think everyone would know his songs. Very big, a
big artist.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
I think internationally that song was massive, giving people STIs.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
He was married to a movie actress, Clear Danes. He
was married to Clear Danes.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
They went out together. I don't know if they're married.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Right, Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Is he a producer now more so than a performing artist?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Possibly? Possibly, I'm not sure he came out recently, he
did it at all recently? Yeah, very very talented, very
very good.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
I just bought tickets to The Fray.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I love the Fray.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah right, yeah, I just.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Love the Fray. That song, which I've got about four
or five. Give me an example, that's not the Fray,
is it not? No, that's chasing cars Snow Patrol Snow
Patrol Lucky. Yeah, very similar vibes though, like like you
listen to it, like when you're in a sad mood.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
The Fray, give me what song?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
How to Save a life?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Right?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
You found Mayor? You found mayor that one? Yeah, it's
called Your Found to See Yeah, yeah, it did go wrong.
So I'm actually very excited to it. When you're going
it's December, so I've got to be a time to prap.
I'm taking the rose.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Man, okay, And I've got a little tip for everyone.
I was reading there's a new study that's come out
and they say that people aged fifty one to seventy
five who can't balance on one leg for ten seconds
are twice as likely to die within the following ten years.
Jesus Christ, because it was it was an article and
a study based upon the exercises you need to do

(43:37):
to live to one hundred. Yeah right, but yeah, so
it start practicing your balance on one leg for ten
seconds and try each leg.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
It's actually very hard to stay balanced these days. I
struggle or well, and particularly we.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Did Pilarates over the weekend. Keep your balancing there a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Oh we did too. I forgot to mention that. Yeah,
me and Jack and Jim went down to Polarates. Killed it.
The lady and Pilarates actually just rang me while I
was having a nap and left me a text. I
think she's trying to upsell me. I was like, how'd
you go with the session? Would love to get the
first fifty people that sign up for a membership this week.
And I was like, hey, cool your jets. There was
one session. You know what I'm saying, super size me.
Would you like fries with that? Yeah, they're relentless, those upsellers.

(44:18):
The real estate agent I inquired about one property I have, Oh,
I literally have to tell the guy please leave me alone.
They're relentless.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
That's their job.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah, and I'm glad that they actually follow you up
because sometimes they don't bother at all.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
It's like the paparazzi these days, the paparazzi in Sydney particularly,
and I even look at like Adelaide, Brisbane and Melbourne.
It's getting kind of worse with sport going to finals.
They look relentless.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Oh yeah, they are actually.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Related starting to get worse and what like they're actually
provoking people now.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's big in America, but yeah, it's
like a lot of they start to provoking here.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
In the UK. They're horrendously.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I was watching They've always been the worst.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I hate that stuff the whole. Like, there are some
people that go on to court that they're genuinely bad
enough where you can probably go, you know what, feel
free to give them a bit of stick. You know,
they're doing some shit, and you know they're going to
go to jail for life, potential electric chair stuff. Feel
free to put the mic in their face and give
them as much. But they're just because a player or

(45:19):
someone of high profile is going to court. You don't
need to try to aggravate them to get a headlined.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I can't remember what he said, but there's a funny
one with Spencer and you. Apparently spencerl and you caught.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Him a muppet. They asked him something about like either
either Victor or about the notorious golf tripe and he said,
as if I talked to you muppets one.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Oh yeah, the hop of one where we're driving the
stop waddy.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
He said as he was leaving the court. As he
was leaving court jack for parking fines, they said, where
were you parked? They picked out in front of your
mum's ear. Obviously she was only a two hours.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Okay, I've got I've got a segment here for us today.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
He did a good one.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Oh hi, well questionable.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
We'll see how he goes this time.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
You've been killing it so fast, so we'll kick it.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Thanks. Yeah, so today Cooper, you're out of this. It's
only Trish and Matthew just the one can say sorry.
So the quiz is no, you can leave it on
if you react. Okay, he's turned it off. He's protesting react.
So essentially, I'm giving you guys on list of questions.
These are all young people. What's the what's the most

(46:36):
recent generation of Z gen Z people?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Is it to gen?

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Sixteen to eighteen year olds at the moment? These are
their words, their lingo they're using. I'm going to give
you some words and you and Matthew Trish have to
try and guess what it means. You've got to buzz
in your name, whatever you want to do. Who's the
youngest person here? Essentially, let's call it that I know
how to I know how to fuck up a segment,
don't I?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Actually, so he's there's words that young people are using.
He's just going to see if you guys understand, right,
you kill?

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Okay, here we go. First one I've gone with bet.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Can we use it? Can you use it in context
in a sentence?

Speaker 5 (47:17):
No? No, you probably could use it in sor right?
Can you going?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
It's more like if I said to Jack, you know,
oh yah YadA, we're doing this. We're doing this tomorrow,
and then you would.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Just say bet ah you bet you.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Yes, yeah, I'll give you that, but for sure one
hundred percent agree.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Look at that. Look at that, it's like a green Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I've actually taken it to the next level.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Yeah, trash talk, but.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah, okay, here we go. Next one I've got is drip.
What does drip mean?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Well, in my day, it used to mean you're a
real drip, you're a real loser, an idiot.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Oh is that what drip was?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah? Drip? Yeah, was an idiot?

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Cooper, can you I'll have it, I using the sentence please.
You've got drip?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Good?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
You've got style?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Class, Yes, someone's fashional style prician Chris John's one each, Cooper?
You keeping score here, my friend?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah, there's one each. So Dad, you got like that shirtless?
Could on you? Like real drip. They can also use
it in context of he's drippy, like he's he's using.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Yeah, so this is for yeah, if you've got kids
and stuff like that. Now you're know what they're going
to say. Now. The next one question I've got is froth. Yeah,
that's a pretty easy one. That's a that's a pretty.
That's a that's been around for a while.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah, well, Trica used to be engaged to a surfer.
He was froughing.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
True, true that every other week he was surfing out
the back and a frothy and having a little wolfy
in the in the sand behind him. It's a wolf.
I believe that's a wolf's surf linger for taking a
ship is lovely.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
That's another that it was like having a cane.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, sort of.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Did he do that as well?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
No, I don't believe there was a professional surfer once
upon a time that me and Joey said made he
started sort of knocking around the gym a little bit.
Then we're like, oh mate, he said, I love you
blakes for train me. We can train You'll meet you
down the park and do some hundreds. He turned up
and made he had a joint in his hand, so
he said, probably defeating the purpose.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Okay, here we go. Now the next one is so
that's to wonder trush if I'm okay. Next one is
cap or no cap? Cap or no cap correct or not?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
What's we've sort of isn't that truth or lie?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeah or no lie?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
That was the game we used to play remember.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Yeah, cap or fact or cap three one? Trus John's
doing well here.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Okay, Dad was kind of right, he said correct or
not correct, but Trius is probably more accurate.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Next one is yeat? What is it yat?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I don't even I don't even know.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
This is yeah? Like sweet or do you want an example? Sorry? Okay?
Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
It's like, is it yeats?

Speaker 5 (50:27):
I use this in the sentence. I don't even know.
I'm even out of this demographic like yeats.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
The poeta.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
No, yeah, I don't even know how to use this sentence.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Just have a crack of what you think, because I'm.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
A jack of explain, I reckon like it's excitement. It's
like sweet, great.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
That's a good gas. Actually, yeah, what do you think daddy?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yat? Delicious food?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
It's okay.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
It's classified as either to throw something thing or express excitement.
So I'm going to give you that because.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
I've heard I've heard people just yell out randomly like you,
but I don't know what it means.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
All right, I'm going the next two are going to
be double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
So Matthew the English language, Come on, guys.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Matthew, is a chance he makes up.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Who starts those bloody kids and these.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
A lot of old people.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
You come on with one next week we'll see which
one can.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Okay, last two double double points because tricias on four.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I believe on three and that's on two.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Okay, well Matthew, oh okay, okay, we're on there. Okay, sweet,
that just threw me off. Spend a great day today.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Stay in the moment.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Don't lose your head.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Okay. Next one is slaps poker machine. Neither of you
run really good slaps.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
It's like really good.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
I just told you.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
It's like Jack would be like that slaps like this
food that slaps. Yeah, slap.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
So no points. Now it's a tied up Matthew or
Trish to win it.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
You've got.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
The last word is send it or worth.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Send it?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Send it, send it.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I think that feels like it's another like like brilliant genius.
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
I'd say get it out there yet to send it,
like you know, you get there and say mate, you
know I've got this, and I say, man, send it in,
get it out there's go for it. Go for it.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Like certainly if you're like if you're working in like
a mail room, maybe like send.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
It out that in that context, you send it, you know,
someone wants you know, I think.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
I think it's more mine. It's like awesome, that's great, awesome.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
It means go all out, no hesitation, let's send it,
let's send it. You hear people say when they're about
to go on the drink.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I don't think that was that wrong.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Yeah, it's mainly used in that context of like like
you're about let's get let's go and send it.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Let's go, let's let's let's do this.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yeah, great segment. Let's give him around pause because.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
All's well, that ends.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Well, I'm the only one clapping.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Brilliant, Okay, I've got a little bit of something to
teach you. One of my listeners sent this. Have you
has anyone ever thought of why restaurants rated Michelin stuff?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Because Michelin the brand? Is it the tie ram Yah? Yeah,
they were influencing people to go cross country with their
wheels and they and they designed it so people would
go into small towns throughout Europe. I believe, more.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Perals in France, particularly.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
So they could wear their tires and then get more business.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Right now, let's actually give him a non sarcastic round
of a pause.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
So that's right, Edouard and Andre Michelin. Because people in
the early nineteen hundreds there was only like two thousand,
two hundred cars in France owned predominantly by the wealthy.
So then they out of creating these maps with all
different locations on them, and they particularly rated restaurants, and
then they started with the stars, one meaning worth visiting,

(54:13):
two stars was worth a detour, and threes were freestart
was worth a separate journey, like a specific joke to
get people on the road. Mall interesting, an interesting market.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Who would like to hear another tire story?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Wow, I loves and I like to see.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Henry Ford for the Ford Motor Company he was building.
He was building the cars, of course around the ninety
forties fifties. Anyway, he was producing so many cars that
he was actually buying his rubber from the rubber plantations
and different places around South America and whatnot. Then he
finally came up the idea, why am I buying the
rubber just I'm going to build. I'm going to build
my own rubber plantations. So he built a city just

(54:55):
sitting basically in the Amazon region, of Brazil and it's
still there. It's called land However, what it did the
first ever crop of rubber trees he put in. They
got a virus and they all died, and so everybody
just abandoned the town. Come from a plant Yeah yeah,
rubbit plantations.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Well I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I thought it was I thought it was like tree
b it is it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's yeah,
it's a it's plantations. They got in there. So Henry
Ford just started his own this big town where all
the workers and it was just all about the rub plantations.
But they failed.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Does it exist now?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Nobody lives there. It's a ghost. It's a ghost town,
Henry Ford, Ford Landier. So people who want to have
a look type it in Ford Landier images and there
it is still sitting there.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Wow, that's good. That's actually the best part of the party.
You've had to what are we going to want?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I was going to say, are we allowed to pick
some winners for this weekend?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
If yeah, I was going to do one last thing
to round it up, but.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Not, Okay, So who we got We've got storm, Storm
and Cronulla. I'm going storm.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yeah, I'm going Storm dud.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Leaning to Storm, but as we're recording this, we're unsure
if Jerome Hughes will play or not. Jerome Jerome Hughes plays,
I'm going to go Storm if he doesn't, Jack, I.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Think we're going for a Penrith storm grand finally again.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Oh wow, And then I'm going I think I'm going
to take Broncos in that Penrith Broncos game Hard one.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I'm going Penrith from the moment Penrith got themselves in
the eight that might pick to win the camp again.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
You have said that, I'm going to go Broncos as well.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
And then Jack Penrith. Okay, what we're going to do
to finish, guys, Because it's been an off one today.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Now, I think I think it's only because we're here once.
Once it gets edited up, I think people will really
like the episode. I think some people don't want to
hear the same thing with all this all the time.
You gonta understand, mate, We're a family. That's why this
podcast is real. Because we've turned up here today, I'm
in a bad mood. I'm really tired, right.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Your mood effect to put Jack in a bad mood.
There was a little bit of a ten minute period
where Jack and Dad may have had some words, not
overly aggressive words. It was more like just a little
bit of a conversation, honest conversation, some hard truths from
both men.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Thank God for you.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
And one more thing too that put us off is
next door, they're doing a bit of gardening and they've
put the dynamic lifter in there, and the smell of shit,
the smell of chicken shit has just basically infiltrated our studio.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
I might even trouble at the start of the episodes
that people have context.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yeah, it's not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Well, that's every great story starts at the end, flashing
back to the starts slowly, having time lapses till the end. Again.
I just wanted to do one exercise before we left.
I wanted to rate everyone that performs out of one
hundred as an accountability thing, so next week they can
strive to be better. Should we start with Trish? I
think we I've got Trish d about it. I think

(58:04):
this has been one of her best performs with the
I'd say probably in eighty three, yeah, eighty.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Four, Yeah, what do you do now?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
I give it mid eighties mid eighties. So let's say
eighty four for you today.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Jack.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Do you want to go to Jack?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Jack, what do you think that?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Look he had a couple of meltsdowns, but look he's
done second. He's doing three or four things at once.
So I'm going to give him an eighty because you know,
as far as I can understand his.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Frustation power to the man that's editing. He knows I
can make him look bad. Mate.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
He does make me look bad every week on those
little thumbnails with shitty faces. You're getting sixty five from.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Me, Jack.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Yeah, oh, dad said eighty. I'll give him a seventy. Yeah,
I do a job. There were a couple of stories
that had to be respoken.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
You're right, I'll lower seventy one.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Yeah, let's let's call it seventy because, yeah, there were
a couple of times where you lost train of thought
and rather just than just move on, you said, oh,
I'm going to edit this out.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
This is shit. Stop.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
At least he's smiling now, So you know what, I'm
going to give you an extra five points.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
I'll take you a second and listen, just to try
to save face a little bit and probably lift my score.
I have no problem. I have no problem if you
put my melt down into I have no problem where
I've gone. Hey, hey, everyone just.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Shut up for a second.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
That's it, don't poke the bear. Dad goes, Okay, I'm
sick of talking to this house and everyone interrupts me.
I have had a big year. I am created it out.
I'm sitting here, I'm tired, I'm in a bad mood.
But look i'm here. Let's rate him while we're on him.
I've got dad. If Jackson seventy, trishas and eighty four,

(59:44):
I probably have Dad at a sixty.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Item being kind, okay, i'll go I'll probably reality right
in comparison to what your hundred yearsually is, i'd probably
go thirty eight.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Yeah, okay, I started you at forty, but you've come
up to about a sixty eight. Are right, I'm good
and see I reward that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
And my nemesis today, Richard, that is I must say
I've never sat and watched Rick and Morty. I get
it now. It is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Yeah, I sat there.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
We sat there after having a couple of beers on
was it Friday night? Yeah, we're with the Rasman with
the rasmen on Friday night and the rasmun Goes put
some Rick and Morty on and Dad was dreading it
and then he got there and we watched the episode
with mister Nimbus introduce my god. Matthew was pissing himself
laughing Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
And for those people haven't seen it, miss mister Nimbus
is this character who's like the king of the ocean.
I don't know where they come up with their storylines.
It's amazing. But Dad was sitting there and we had
a couple of drinks, so we're like well hydrated and
probably like we had a bit of baby brain on
where we're giggling at everything. Dad said, and I quote,
this is the most clever piece of writing I have
ever witnessed in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
It is so clever the way twists and turns. And
I've been so obsessed with Rick and Morty. I went
on Wicked and learn a lot more about it, and Mate,
I love the Rundown again.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Could you read it out? Could you read it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Yes, mister Nimbus. I decided to basically dig up a
little bit of reading about it because he's impressed me
so much. It says Nimbus possesses hydrokinetic abilities and can
control the police, allowing him to bring terrestrial conflicts into
his oceanic domain. His personality is flamboyant, arrogant, and aggressively bisexual,

(01:01:31):
with a fondness for pelvic thrust and constantly referring himself
in the third person.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
He does love pelvic thrust one stage because he can
control the police. In one stage, he makes the police fight,
then make love, and then flee. That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
On that note, mister Nimbus, take a bow.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Yeah. Great episode.